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Joanna Harris explains that every woman has multiple personalities. Yes,

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even you. Do not be afraid. Embrace
the multiples that are you. Usher has

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his confessions, and now I shall have
mine. After reading Harris's book,

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he did not complete me. I discovered I
have about 15 different

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personalities that can serenely emerge
like a butterfly from its cocoon or

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erupt like a volcano ravaging any and
all sacrificial bystanders. Perhaps

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this explains why men have such
trouble understanding women. Or maybe it

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just explains why. I'm still single.

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Nevertheless, I find myself wondering
what all the fuss is about. What is

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love? Question or answer? Mystery or
revelation, weakness or strength,

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finite or infinite? Fool's folly or.
Fortune's goal, tangible or mystical

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, heart or head. These are the
questions that plagued those devastatingly

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frustrated and dumbfounded singletons
approaching the 20 plus 10 errors of

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their lives. Perhaps if you could
define it, then it would not be so

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elusive but easier to identify and
easier to embrace without the

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inevitable impending disaster of fear
or regret. So the question becomes,

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and most likely shall ever remain how
can love be accurately plotted and

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mapped out. So that those of us lost
and peering in from the outside can

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finally permeate the love bubble,
discovering the exact GPS location of

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that golden pot at the end of the
rainbow where hopefully the man of my

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dreams awaits in the form of John
Cusack.

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So.

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Man

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Not.

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Is.

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Not.

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Come.

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Shake.

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Be.

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You

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No.

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And my

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I. Yeah

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I.

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I can.

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Yeah

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up.

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Yeah

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So when you went.

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The way

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Oh

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The way

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I see.

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you

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No

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We

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Lo

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Still a long way.

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He

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The way we dance till 3.

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The way you've changed my life.

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way

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you

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So every day till 3.

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No way you've changed my.