WEBVTT 00:01:32.888 --> 00:01:34.888 15. 00:02:43.699 --> 00:02:51.699 Oh, 00:02:58.379 --> 00:03:04.267 let's start the dance. Come on, let's start the show. 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:12.300 Mhm. Thanks. Good thanks. Let's start the dance. Let's start the show. 00:03:15.038 --> 00:03:23.038 Did you take? He had something in the campus? Thank you. Replacing. 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:30.707 Ok. That's enough eating. Yeah. Thank you. Stop eating. Ok. 00:03:30.740 --> 00:03:38.096 By being Victorian. Excellent. Thank you. Well, a Wrangler 00:03:38.129 --> 00:03:41.376 because he could. 00:03:41.409 --> 00:03:45.156 00, 00:03:45.189 --> 00:03:53.189 stop eating. So go sit down. Thank you. 00:03:53.909 --> 00:04:01.909 Canna works. Presents by surprise. A How to video for dating 00:04:22.540 --> 00:04:28.026 here. We see Crystal patiently waiting for her day. Who is your dick with 00:04:28.059 --> 00:04:30.596 Crystal? 00:04:30.629 --> 00:04:38.629 Why? It's a letter from Dick? He must be the one you're waiting for. 00:04:38.980 --> 00:04:42.265 Who's that at the door? 00:04:42.298 --> 00:04:47.265 Let's go find out. Could it be? 00:04:47.298 --> 00:04:53.846 Are you ready for the evening? Why? Yes, you have your phone, 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:58.476 your breath mints, 00:04:58.509 --> 00:05:02.567 lubrication, 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.877 Wacky Willie. 00:05:06.910 --> 00:05:12.137 And don't forget the dental dam. 00:05:12.170 --> 00:05:20.170 Oh S 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:31.226 Crystal and her date are enjoying great conversation just like mother 00:05:31.259 --> 00:05:37.856 taught her. 00:05:37.889 --> 00:05:41.606 She really likes her name. 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:49.096 You now on to phase two dinner. 00:05:49.129 --> 00:05:55.906 Oops. 00:05:55.939 --> 00:06:03.939 No, no, no. 00:06:14.899 --> 00:06:21.926 Wait a minute. Looks like dinner is gonna be put on hold. Ok. 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:24.786 Mm 00:06:24.819 --> 00:06:32.819 Hey, what about that? Oh, well, better luck next time. 00:06:56.730 --> 00:06:58.736 10 00:06:58.769 --> 00:07:01.697 I'm Crystal Ben. 00:07:01.730 --> 00:07:04.486 An anti sexual. 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:10.926 That's what it says on cars and the, ok. 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:18.067 And these are, these are my performers. 00:07:18.100 --> 00:07:20.176 Wow. 00:07:20.209 --> 00:07:24.406 Really? The people that I've, 00:07:24.439 --> 00:07:32.439 we really, the people that I've, well, the people that I saw, 00:07:33.100 --> 00:07:39.137 oh, and don't worry about dick. We met afterwards for dinner. I was very 00:07:39.170 --> 00:07:41.575 tired. 00:07:41.608 --> 00:07:45.416 Yes. So, 00:07:45.449 --> 00:07:49.336 I like boys and girls, but definitely not together because that's a 00:07:49.369 --> 00:07:54.387 threesome. And that's a, no, no. but I like boys and girls. 00:07:54.420 --> 00:07:57.627 Mhm. 00:07:57.660 --> 00:08:02.947 Um, and, and Tone tingler. Number 16 00:08:02.980 --> 00:08:09.467 didn't really have a tongue that tingled anything. Here, 00:08:09.500 --> 00:08:13.976 we're here. Nothing. Mm. Mm. Not so much. But, you know, we had a great 00:08:14.009 --> 00:08:16.995 conversation about, 00:08:17.028 --> 00:08:23.329 well, the tongue really didn't do anything either then hear nothing. 00:08:23.790 --> 00:08:25.790 Vibrating. Victorian. Very interesting. For sure. Here you read a lot of 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:34.076 books I didn't wanna read and talk about books. It's so boring. It was so 00:08:34.109 --> 00:08:36.316 boring. 00:08:36.349 --> 00:08:39.807 Very boring. 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:46.145 P pussy. Number 23. 00:08:46.178 --> 00:08:52.515 She had a nice cat. Shame on all of you. Bad. All of you dirty minds. But 00:08:52.548 --> 00:08:56.907 , you know, she was delightful. We didn't date for very long because she 00:08:56.940 --> 00:09:01.395 started dating my best friend and her best friend dated my best, you know 00:09:01.428 --> 00:09:09.428 , that circle that just happens. Sometimes it does. It really does. Ok. 00:09:10.940 --> 00:09:16.557 But only time will tell when I line up from the tallest to the smallest. 00:09:16.590 --> 00:09:21.047 And remember I must be first, please play, go fish and fuck yourself 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:24.625 because I don't have to play with Barbies anymore. I too can beat up 00:09:24.658 --> 00:09:27.385 people along with telling them that I have a black father and a purple 00:09:27.418 --> 00:09:32.086 mother. It's not that you use the word black, but the word word can't 00:09:32.119 --> 00:09:35.885 anyone see, I cannot control all of the leprechauns in the South. If I did 00:09:35.918 --> 00:09:38.807 , then I wouldn't have to see your face smiling back at me at the lower 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:42.846 part of my armpit. It must be difficult to live in the shadows of others 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:46.307 who can't see past the grandfather in the picture. I want to be your 00:09:46.340 --> 00:09:49.566 friend and place the rainbow in the house. But you seem to think I will 00:09:49.599 --> 00:09:53.775 run away and do ecstasy. Well, the good thing for you is that I've already 00:09:53.808 --> 00:09:56.537 done it. So you don't have to worry about me going into the barn and 00:09:56.570 --> 00:10:01.696 silencing the chickens. I will grow up one day and live a happy life, I 00:10:01.729 --> 00:10:05.807 think. Or maybe the life of another. Perhaps the one you gave me before I 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.826 came into this world. The one with three sisters who come from two 00:10:09.859 --> 00:10:13.616 different men, not including me. And remember I'm the one with the purple 00:10:13.649 --> 00:10:18.047 father. Silence is pain and speaking is pain, leaving the body and without 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:24.167 it, we would have no game. I want to remember you, me, him her, they, she 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.616 , he it watched from the outside and looked in to see us playing 52 car 00:10:28.649 --> 00:10:34.369 pickup because we couldn't remember how to put the pig back into its box. 00:10:41.668 --> 00:10:43.668 Set up the line. Please 00:10:55.658 --> 00:11:00.946 standing sitting on the subway. I see her. She looks at me with a look of 00:11:00.979 --> 00:11:04.875 empty passion. One who can give all but one who could not live all 00:11:04.908 --> 00:11:09.096 relationship. Not really just a made up one of butterfly kisses and the 00:11:09.129 --> 00:11:12.875 purest of all rainbows. You know, the one you can see through the eyes of 00:11:12.908 --> 00:11:16.436 a Buddhist monk. The doughnuts are in my bag filling it with empty 00:11:16.469 --> 00:11:21.606 thoughts and calories. Would it be gross if I cut back my cuticles or just 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:26.696 a simple distraction of the real ideas? I crossed out crazy and put empty 00:11:26.729 --> 00:11:30.265 and said only because I was said to be empty or should I counterbalance 00:11:30.298 --> 00:11:36.025 and say, where did you really think this was going? I cut my hair to see 00:11:36.058 --> 00:11:40.177 if she noticed but she didn't, she continued to plow forward or straight 00:11:40.210 --> 00:11:48.210 rather without letting me even have a soft place to land. Wait, 00:11:48.298 --> 00:11:53.116 why can't I come inside of you or with you? Oh, that is because I'm a 00:11:53.149 --> 00:11:57.116 woman and you can't deal with men. So how do you play back all of your 00:11:57.149 --> 00:12:01.407 memories to yourself? Oh, please forgive me. You can because you wipe them 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:04.135 off your face with com filled hands and wash them quickly regardless of 00:12:04.168 --> 00:12:07.856 how sticky they are. Clean, clean, clean. You don't want to shake anyone's 00:12:07.889 --> 00:12:10.936 hand and the smell of cunt juice on them or play the guitar with filth 00:12:10.969 --> 00:12:15.986 upon your brow. You got off so easily just because I had foreseen failure 00:12:16.019 --> 00:12:20.145 undeveloped like the pretend relationship we had or better yet. The one I 00:12:20.178 --> 00:12:25.476 made up and played out all the parts you sat back, watched and applauded 00:12:25.509 --> 00:12:30.476 every once in a while to show that there was some interest. The applause 00:12:30.509 --> 00:12:33.307 gave me some kind of reassurance that you might want to come and play the 00:12:33.340 --> 00:12:38.395 perfect role I had set up for you. But instead you went to the bathroom 00:12:38.428 --> 00:12:41.956 again to wash your hands. 00:12:41.989 --> 00:12:47.496 The flight is stomping and we fasten our seatbelts, but you jumped and 00:12:47.529 --> 00:12:55.529 didn't wait for us to come to a full and complete stump. 00:13:09.129 --> 00:13:13.047 The day began with you and your ideas of selfishness. But the morning 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:16.885 turned into fall and brought all of us down. We wanted to hold and play 00:13:16.918 --> 00:13:21.047 with you in the creek of water. Although there are vines pushing us away. 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:23.606 Your thought and rights are true. The ones that really make you worse 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:26.936 than you really thought, don't you remember you were the one to make the 00:13:26.969 --> 00:13:31.576 sun rise and fall? Why don't you let go and place yourself within the 00:13:31.609 --> 00:13:35.356 smallest piece of glass possible. 00:13:35.389 --> 00:13:41.236 Please remember people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks. 00:13:41.269 --> 00:13:43.946 I find the biggest mountain for you and you still say it's nothing you 00:13:43.979 --> 00:13:48.086 can't climb without the help of a dustpan. 00:13:48.119 --> 00:13:52.967 On the other hand, there is nothing because you don't have another hand, 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:57.417 you cut it off and you didn't begin the day. 00:13:57.450 --> 00:14:02.956 Do you remember that? Your name begins with the letter? 00:14:02.989 --> 00:14:07.836 Don't let her hear you. She might run and hide under the bird cage. I ask 00:14:07.869 --> 00:14:12.456 you don't hide but come and play like you once did with us when you began 00:14:12.489 --> 00:14:20.489 the day, 00:14:47.798 --> 00:14:53.936 baby at 00:14:53.969 --> 00:15:01.969 that. 00:15:01.969 --> 00:15:04.775 Are you out and awake? 00:15:04.808 --> 00:15:10.746 Ok. On your account. 00:15:10.779 --> 00:15:18.275 Yeah, I love cheesy. Things 00:15:18.308 --> 00:15:23.625 could be joining. 00:15:23.658 --> 00:15:26.907 so 00:15:26.940 --> 00:15:31.927 be coming. 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:34.657 So 00:15:34.690 --> 00:15:42.690 me 2010 00:15:45.359 --> 00:15:53.359 for your message. 00:15:56.509 --> 00:16:01.366 I know you've been hearing all about it, but I'm quite excited to tell you 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:09.399 my stuff. Promise excellent rotation. I'd be so ecstatic to share it with 00:16:09.580 --> 00:16:17.580 you. 00:16:38.090 --> 00:16:42.395 So when it's late at night, do you think about getting something to eat? 00:16:42.428 --> 00:16:46.336 What do you want? I know exactly what you want. You want something that 00:16:46.369 --> 00:16:51.846 can take your lips and massage your throat. Well, I have the perfect thing. 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:57.755 It's a long hard juicy thigh right here. Take your lips and massage your 00:16:57.788 --> 00:17:01.736 throat. You call me. 00:17:01.769 --> 00:17:03.907 Thank you. 00:17:03.940 --> 00:17:07.877 OK. 00:17:07.910 --> 00:17:12.897 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to tonight's show. A very 00:17:12.930 --> 00:17:19.107 special offer. Two free tips up for grabs. 00:17:19.140 --> 00:17:27.140 This gets. 00:17:28.448 --> 00:17:32.295 Mhm Right. 00:17:32.328 --> 00:17:40.328 OK. 00:18:01.019 --> 00:18:03.107 OK. 00:18:03.140 --> 00:18:06.686 61. 00:18:06.719 --> 00:18:13.426 What? 00:18:13.459 --> 00:18:21.459 Oh I did. 00:18:35.689 --> 00:18:40.637 You said 00:18:40.670 --> 00:18:45.117 the like 00:18:45.150 --> 00:18:49.996 I see you? 00:18:50.029 --> 00:18:54.166 Oh like 00:18:54.199 --> 00:18:58.666 yeah, 00:18:58.699 --> 00:19:04.867 I literally 00:19:04.900 --> 00:19:11.555 what's your name? It's OK for 00:19:11.588 --> 00:19:19.588 thank you. 00:19:20.509 --> 00:19:28.509 Mix that. No. 00:19:28.680 --> 00:19:31.147 Why? 00:19:31.180 --> 00:19:39.085 Oh Yeah. 00:19:39.118 --> 00:19:46.416 Right. You see this. 00:19:46.449 --> 00:19:54.449 What are you asking? 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:08.000 Thank you 00:20:08.979 --> 00:20:11.936 the 00:20:11.969 --> 00:20:14.627 yes 00:20:14.660 --> 00:20:22.660 old 00:20:25.180 --> 00:20:32.897 I miss that 00:20:32.930 --> 00:20:38.516 I see. Yes, 00:20:38.549 --> 00:20:46.206 you 00:20:46.239 --> 00:20:48.696 good. 00:20:48.729 --> 00:20:56.729 That 00:21:25.489 --> 00:21:33.489 story telling 00:21:38.140 --> 00:21:44.825 the fierce dinosaur was trapped inside his cage of ice, 00:21:44.858 --> 00:21:52.858 although it was cold, he was happy there. It was after all his cage. 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:58.186 Then along him, the, I don't know, 00:21:58.219 --> 00:22:03.117 the lovely other dinosaur melts in the dinosaur's cage with kind words and 00:22:03.150 --> 00:22:08.676 loving thought. 00:22:08.709 --> 00:22:12.266 I like this dinosaur called the lovely other dinosaur. Although he is 00:22:12.299 --> 00:22:20.299 fierce, he's also tender and he is funny. Hey, 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:26.617 he's also quite clever. So I will not tell him this for now. 00:22:26.650 --> 00:22:31.006 I like this lovely other dinosaur about the dinosaur. She's beautiful and 00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:38.575 she's different and she smells so nice. 00:22:38.608 --> 00:22:43.585 She is also a free spirit, which is a quality I much admire in a dinosaur 00:22:43.618 --> 00:22:51.618 , 00:22:52.199 --> 00:23:00.199 but he could be so distant and so peculiar at times. Sounds lovely. 00:23:03.289 --> 00:23:06.585 Other 00:23:06.618 --> 00:23:09.877 dinosaur, 00:23:09.910 --> 00:23:15.946 he's also over fond of men. Stop looking at me are all dinosaurs so really 00:23:15.979 --> 00:23:18.766 fond of men. 00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:22.877 But her mind skips from here to there so quickly about the dinosaur. She's 00:23:22.910 --> 00:23:29.946 also keen on women are all like the other dinosaurs 00:23:29.979 --> 00:23:33.906 start. 00:23:33.939 --> 00:23:37.825 Thank you for riding the bedford around. You may leave now. Come or go 00:23:37.858 --> 00:23:41.877 ahead and go. Wait that you've exited. Please put your shoes on. Thank you. 00:23:41.910 --> 00:23:47.696 Goodbye now. Goodbye. Bye bye. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Hurry up. 00:23:47.729 --> 00:23:55.387 Yep. Thank you. Come on deep, go diva, hurry up, take it. Thank you. 00:23:55.420 --> 00:23:59.276 I will forgive his peculiarity and his concern for men. Thought the lovely 00:23:59.309 --> 00:24:07.118 other dinosaur native part which makes him a richly character individual. 00:24:14.380 --> 00:24:16.380 Yeah. 00:24:16.930 --> 00:24:24.930 Ok. 00:24:29.229 --> 00:24:31.897 So 00:24:31.930 --> 00:24:37.496 stop, stop touching me. Stop, stop, stop 00:24:37.529 --> 00:24:43.867 submit. 00:24:43.900 --> 00:24:48.085 Ok. 00:24:48.118 --> 00:24:52.996 I will forgive her skipping mind and her fondness for women. Stop looking 00:24:53.029 --> 00:24:57.696 at me, said the dinosaur for she fills her life with beautiful thoughts 00:24:57.729 --> 00:25:04.357 and wonderful surprises. Besides, I'm not keen on women either. 00:25:04.390 --> 00:25:12.390 Now, the dinosaur and the lovely other dinosaur old look at them. 00:25:14.650 --> 00:25:19.717 So the world is not a beautiful place. Normally one or the other and some 00:25:19.750 --> 00:25:24.387 believe we do not exist at all. Only the dinosaur and the love of the 00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:28.906 other dinosaur are said to be free, loving every part, regardless of how 00:25:28.939 --> 00:25:33.676 it fits in or outside of each other. 00:25:33.709 --> 00:25:38.696 A switch cannot be turned on or off but left presently working. We are 00:25:38.729 --> 00:25:42.166 left to wonder 00:25:42.199 --> 00:25:46.647 about the dinosaur and the lovely other dinosaur and trying to figure out 00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:53.206 how to put the pig back into its box. It is important to remember. We will 00:25:53.239 --> 00:25:57.946 leave this place at one time or another. But what is not important is how 00:25:57.979 --> 00:26:05.979 many times I say the word him, she they he it over under through fluid, 00:26:09.818 --> 00:26:17.818 soft, unique forward come sex. I you me desire black dick Dong dung. 00:26:21.608 --> 00:26:29.608 Beyond over under gay, destructive played queer control fluid structure, 00:26:30.608 --> 00:26:35.736 socially fluid, manipulate individual sexually fluid because you will go 00:26:35.769 --> 00:26:42.897 home feeling just as alone and and if you continue to lather rinse, repeat 00:26:42.930 --> 00:26:50.930 all the bullshit they have fed you for years. Lather rinse repeat. 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