The primal male instinct is to hunt and reproduce. However, it is no
longer the male that does this, the female is out and about. So gentlemen
, be on guard. The separation of church and state has led to all types of
foolishness in today's society. For example, I'm heading to subway just
trying to get a sandwich like a normal person. The feast, it has all the
meats, all the cheeses, all the things that make the vegans get hye. So I
pull out the cell phone, shoot out a text autocorrect and you know what's
next? I'm waiting for the sandwich and the homies, these fingers in my
hair that smell like bologna.
I'm over there minding my business waiting for a sandwich like a normal
citizen would do. And then these regular, these fingers are just crawling
into my hair. It used to be an afro by the way and it just, you know,
grabbing and doing their thing. And I don't realize this for a while
because I'm just in my zone. I turn to my six and I see this random girl
that I've never seen in my life and her best friend is trying to sneak a
bite out of the sandwich. So I just paid for it like I don't see her there
and I have an imagination. I'm a dreamer and I had these violent images
come into play, like just grabbing the esophagus and applying some type of
pressure of some kind, you know, just let her go down to the ground real
easy. Like or maybe just putting my hand in some powder and just going
down. Look at me now.
But nah, I'm a gentleman. I'm a good person, you know, at heart. So all
bullshit aside. I decided to explain the etiquette of being a good person.
You know, like you have some home training. Maybe you should just ask.
Probably not. No, I probably wouldn't have let him touch it. But it's cool
though. It's cool though because, you know, at least they would have got
an answer. So to avoid any further complications, I decided this will
never happen again. I go to this braiding shop. It's called Ebony Hair
Affair. I'm greeted by two women, Von Toya and Rhonda. Both aspiring
strippers. How do I know this? And I'm sitting in a chair and they're like
, what do you do? Well, I'm a dancer at a su I major in dance and they're
like, oh, that's cool. Do you know where you could get pole dancing
lessons from? Not offhand or anything like that? Two hours in that chair?
Just getting my hair braided? You could assume my life has changed
dramatically.
Sing, sing.
No,
no, no. It's just like, no, no.
See, I,
um,
uh,
sl,
oh, no.
Well,
the
next day
thank you to,
mm,
I usually tell them
but I can't, so
I, to get closer
louder says the same thing. Um,
I think a lot of we used to get to places they bit. I drive my car, I ride
the light rail, took with us. It's not my favorite, but I do not
think about transportation.
You're only getting from one place to another. That's it. And really I
could walk or I could run, I could be forced gone one second.
But I don't. And so I usually just bite. I have lots of Viking stories
stories and
I'm not going to tell them. So you said a micro
No, I have to get back to the insane.
Ok. I'm not taking the vehicle tablet for your
no
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Yeah,
we have two.
Hey, this is your foot. It 11. So that's the experience
speaking in Spanish
that yes, I speak English and they in my day, three classes, we always try
to Spanish. But I thought it was really good because nobody else. Time is
right. Right. So yeah, so I always speak English but you will
only I thought it was really, really rude because friends with Spanish in
English.
My check for you.
Hm.
There's this Japanese tradition that my grandmother told me about a long
time ago and uh,
how to bat
the person that makes the bath is your mom
that actually gets to take a bath first is, uh, the smell in the family.
That's usually the grandfather. Um,
then he goes to the father, the eldest son, the next eldest son. If you
get younger, they are more of
eldest female, which is usually the grandma. Your mom. I go to the elder,
the next eldest daughter.
That's fine to
take it back. But by this side it's really gross on the top. You have to.
No,
it's really gross. But that's the way it is. And the orange Japanese is so
so,
and his.