WEBVTT 00:03:08.679 --> 00:03:10.679 Is the mic working swag. Good evening. The name is Anthony James Kelly A 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:21.827 KA A Kellz. A ke double LZ. Don't forget that. Yes. And then, you know, 00:03:21.860 --> 00:03:24.396 I'm something like a super senior or about to be, I've been at the game, 00:03:24.429 --> 00:03:27.267 you know, for a long time and I have a couple of experiences. I'm gonna 00:03:27.300 --> 00:03:30.626 share 11 that really, you know, sticks to the mind. So, you know, I was in 00:03:30.659 --> 00:03:33.047 Hayden library, you know, doing the thing, like we all do it, doing the 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:36.047 weed out work at the professor's gift that really gets you out of the game 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:40.646 after your first two years. I'm a Survivor Darwinism. I'm not going hard. 00:03:40.679 --> 00:03:43.396 So I was over there on the computer doing my thing and then five seconds, 00:03:43.429 --> 00:03:46.237 you know, later into that little righteous speech I gave myself, I went 00:03:46.270 --> 00:03:49.036 into Facebook and started refreshing my page for like half an hour wasted 00:03:49.069 --> 00:03:52.745 my life. And so what I did was I logged out and decided if I'm gonna fail 00:03:52.778 --> 00:03:55.237 , I'm gonna fail hard. So I went to Subway and decided to, you know, 00:03:55.270 --> 00:04:00.005 indulge in some, some festivities over there in college or whatever. And 00:04:00.038 --> 00:04:02.835 then so I went in there, I was like, you know, I don't have a lot of cash 00:04:02.868 --> 00:04:05.376 flow. But, you know, if I'm gonna get a sandwich, I'm gonna get a sandwich. 00:04:05.409 --> 00:04:08.536 So I went in there and got the feast. It's just like foot long. It's 00:04:08.569 --> 00:04:11.436 special. It has all the meats, all the cheeses, all the things that make 00:04:11.469 --> 00:04:14.297 all the vegetarians out there real pissed off at me, you know, but it's 00:04:14.330 --> 00:04:16.265 real cool because I'm not here to make friends. I'm all about that 00:04:16.298 --> 00:04:19.416 business. So I ordered that bread. I wanted it toasted because you know, 00:04:19.449 --> 00:04:21.467 if you don't get it toasted, it gets all soggy. So I was like, all right, 00:04:21.500 --> 00:04:24.296 let me get that. Let me get that right there. And then I'm sending a text 00:04:24.329 --> 00:04:28.325 message to my friend or whatever. And then I slowly slowly feel these 00:04:28.358 --> 00:04:32.127 fingers just creeping all up in my fro. It's like this random girl. I'm 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:35.995 like, yo, who is that chick? Oh my God. I never, I ain't never seen her 00:04:36.028 --> 00:04:39.046 before. And then fantasy in my fantasy world. What I did. It was like I 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:41.156 turned around, I was like, oh, I just choked that chick. You know, I was 00:04:41.189 --> 00:04:44.205 like, oh just holding her and then she going to the ground and what not 00:04:44.238 --> 00:04:46.555 doing her thing, you know, she's spasming, having a seizure or whatever. 00:04:46.588 --> 00:04:49.086 I'm just looking at her, you know, standing there, I'm not Chris Brown. 00:04:49.119 --> 00:04:53.015 I'm an NGM next generation male, you know, I'm a gentleman, you know, we 00:04:53.048 --> 00:04:56.036 do that then, you know, so what I did was I gave her that etiquette lesson 00:04:56.069 --> 00:04:59.026 101 about five minute breakdown about how you deal, how you approach an 00:04:59.059 --> 00:05:01.866 African American male about, you know, touching their hair and whatnot. 00:05:01.899 --> 00:05:04.846 You know, I'll just like, you know, ask politely if I say yes, you know, 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:07.926 then just caress but if not, then you know, just dip out. You know, they 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:10.325 don't be mad about it. Don't, don't bitch to your friends about me, you 00:05:10.358 --> 00:05:14.447 know, so I did that. She walked out the door. She gave me the attitude and 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:17.116 then her friend, she had a friend with her. She took the sandwich that I 00:05:17.149 --> 00:05:21.937 paid for and took a bite out of it. And what boggles my toggle is like how 00:05:21.970 --> 00:05:25.697 the hell is she? He seen me pay for it and he gave her my sandwich for de 00:05:25.730 --> 00:05:31.627 , you know, gave me my sandwich. She had the one that I malten. No clo the 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:37.687 fro Han Solo. 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:45.476 Uh No, 00:05:45.509 --> 00:05:49.406 no, no. 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:51.926 Oh 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:54.887 swag. 00:05:54.920 --> 00:06:02.920 No, Marcy. No swag. No, Nico. N mm 00:06:06.470 --> 00:06:12.947 oh 00:06:12.980 --> 00:06:20.980 Sloop. Sloop. Bloop A Doopy Doopy. A bloop. Bloop 00:06:21.389 --> 00:06:29.116 up at the I'm locking knocking buckle knocking that Sho Peto E 00:06:29.149 --> 00:06:34.656 So 00:06:34.689 --> 00:06:36.765 you, 00:06:36.798 --> 00:06:44.798 that's coming, come back. Sloop Doop. Boop Coop Loop. Heartbeat. 00:06:47.500 --> 00:06:50.926 Yeah. 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:54.467 Yeah. 00:06:54.500 --> 00:07:02.500 Oh, 00:07:12.298 --> 00:07:18.877 hi. So I was biking down rural the other day trying to get home from 00:07:18.910 --> 00:07:21.176 school 00:07:21.209 --> 00:07:26.356 and I got, 00:07:26.389 --> 00:07:30.656 I got stopped at the light at rural and Apache, 00:07:30.689 --> 00:07:37.116 which is strange because that light is really long and I very rarely get 00:07:37.149 --> 00:07:39.817 stopped there. 00:07:39.850 --> 00:07:43.836 So I was waiting there and this roller blader comes up and he f loops 00:07:43.869 --> 00:07:51.869 himself around and stops and he's like, hi. And I was like, hello? 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:59.086 Hey. And, um, and, yeah, and he was like, wouldn't it be great if we 00:07:59.119 --> 00:08:07.119 didn't have to stop? I was like, yeah, that would be awesome. Oh, and, and 00:08:08.059 --> 00:08:11.166 yeah, so I was like, yeah, that would be awesome. But then the light 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:17.515 changed and it turned green and uh, so we could go and he roller bladed 00:08:17.548 --> 00:08:25.548 away so fast and so low to the ground just like this 00:09:19.109 --> 00:09:26.395 por 00:09:26.428 --> 00:09:34.428 uno 00:09:43.658 --> 00:09:51.658 p 00:10:02.710 --> 00:10:04.836 So, 00:10:04.869 --> 00:10:08.836 um, I grew up speaking Spanish because my parents know how to speak 00:10:08.869 --> 00:10:12.436 Spanish. But then there was this chick who would always try to speak 00:10:12.469 --> 00:10:15.726 Spanish to me and I thought he was really rude and uns respectful because 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:20.427 , you know, not everybody speaks Spanish. So that was kind of annoying. So 00:10:20.460 --> 00:10:23.677 I try to speak English with everyone so we can be more inclusive and we 00:10:23.710 --> 00:10:29.145 can like all talk to each other. But then she would try and try and try 00:10:29.178 --> 00:10:37.178 and speak Spanish and that was completely rude. 00:10:47.019 --> 00:10:50.427 My grandmother told me about this tradition when I was little. It's about 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:55.856 how to bathe in Japan. Um, the person that makes the bath is actually the 00:10:55.889 --> 00:11:00.616 mom. But the first person that gets to take the bath is the eldest male, 00:11:00.649 --> 00:11:06.596 um, or the grandfather usually. Um, and then it's followed by the father 00:11:06.629 --> 00:11:13.366 or the next eldest male. And then the son's eldest, youngest, 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:18.645 then the daughters, eldest, youngest, and the next person in line is 00:11:18.678 --> 00:11:22.116 actually the eldest female. 00:11:22.149 --> 00:11:28.037 That's usually the grandmother. Um, and then finally on the last person on 00:11:28.070 --> 00:11:32.856 the list is the mom. 00:11:32.889 --> 00:11:37.797 And then, um, by this time the bathwater is really, really gross. So you 00:11:37.830 --> 00:11:45.830 have to kind of scoop up the top layer and, but that's just the way it is. 00:26:41.828 --> 00:26:43.828 Yeah. 00:27:34.019 --> 00:27:42.019 How would I sell? 00:27:44.108 --> 00:27:52.108 Ok. 00:29:01.250 --> 00:29:09.250 Um, 00:31:38.209 --> 00:31:42.315 ok. 00:31:42.348 --> 00:31:47.035 And faith. 00:31:47.068 --> 00:31:49.545 But now 00:31:49.578 --> 00:31:55.467 as the dog in the even 00:31:55.500 --> 00:32:00.085 so of the 00:32:00.118 --> 00:32:04.676 can pick up your 00:32:04.709 --> 00:32:09.367 and as to, or 00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:11.726 no, 00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:15.976 like, 00:32:16.009 --> 00:32:24.009 yeah, you, 00:32:24.670 --> 00:32:32.670 yeah. 00:33:00.009 --> 00:33:08.009 Yeah. 00:33:22.828 --> 00:33:30.828 Ok. 00:35:26.590 --> 00:35:34.590 I 00:40:35.668 --> 00:40:43.668 say you gus office 00:40:49.829 --> 00:40:51.829 that.