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I'm something like a super senior or about to be, I've been at the game,
you know, for a long time and I have a couple of experiences. I'm gonna
share 11 that really, you know, sticks to the mind. So, you know, I was in
Hayden library, you know, doing the thing, like we all do it, doing the
weed out work at the professor's gift that really gets you out of the game
after your first two years. I'm a Survivor Darwinism. I'm not going hard.
So I was over there on the computer doing my thing and then five seconds,
you know, later into that little righteous speech I gave myself, I went
into Facebook and started refreshing my page for like half an hour wasted
my life. And so what I did was I logged out and decided if I'm gonna fail
, I'm gonna fail hard. So I went to Subway and decided to, you know,
indulge in some, some festivities over there in college or whatever. And
then so I went in there, I was like, you know, I don't have a lot of cash
flow. But, you know, if I'm gonna get a sandwich, I'm gonna get a sandwich.
So I went in there and got the feast. It's just like foot long. It's
special. It has all the meats, all the cheeses, all the things that make
all the vegetarians out there real pissed off at me, you know, but it's
real cool because I'm not here to make friends. I'm all about that
business. So I ordered that bread. I wanted it toasted because you know,
if you don't get it toasted, it gets all soggy. So I was like, all right,
let me get that. Let me get that right there. And then I'm sending a text
message to my friend or whatever. And then I slowly slowly feel these
fingers just creeping all up in my fro. It's like this random girl. I'm
like, yo, who is that chick? Oh my God. I never, I ain't never seen her
before. And then fantasy in my fantasy world. What I did. It was like I
turned around, I was like, oh, I just choked that chick. You know, I was
like, oh just holding her and then she going to the ground and what not
doing her thing, you know, she's spasming, having a seizure or whatever.
I'm just looking at her, you know, standing there, I'm not Chris Brown.
I'm an NGM next generation male, you know, I'm a gentleman, you know, we
do that then, you know, so what I did was I gave her that etiquette lesson
101 about five minute breakdown about how you deal, how you approach an
African American male about, you know, touching their hair and whatnot.
You know, I'll just like, you know, ask politely if I say yes, you know,
then just caress but if not, then you know, just dip out. You know, they
don't be mad about it. Don't, don't bitch to your friends about me, you
know, so I did that. She walked out the door. She gave me the attitude and
then her friend, she had a friend with her. She took the sandwich that I
paid for and took a bite out of it. And what boggles my toggle is like how
the hell is she? He seen me pay for it and he gave her my sandwich for de
, you know, gave me my sandwich. She had the one that I malten. No clo the
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I got stopped at the light at rural and Apache,
which is strange because that light is really long and I very rarely get
stopped there.
So I was waiting there and this roller blader comes up and he f loops
himself around and stops and he's like, hi. And I was like, hello?
Hey. And, um, and, yeah, and he was like, wouldn't it be great if we
didn't have to stop? I was like, yeah, that would be awesome. Oh, and, and
yeah, so I was like, yeah, that would be awesome. But then the light
changed and it turned green and uh, so we could go and he roller bladed
away so fast and so low to the ground just like this
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Spanish. But then there was this chick who would always try to speak
Spanish to me and I thought he was really rude and uns respectful because
, you know, not everybody speaks Spanish. So that was kind of annoying. So
I try to speak English with everyone so we can be more inclusive and we
can like all talk to each other. But then she would try and try and try
and speak Spanish and that was completely rude.
My grandmother told me about this tradition when I was little. It's about
how to bathe in Japan. Um, the person that makes the bath is actually the
mom. But the first person that gets to take the bath is the eldest male,
um, or the grandfather usually. Um, and then it's followed by the father
or the next eldest male. And then the son's eldest, youngest,
then the daughters, eldest, youngest, and the next person in line is
actually the eldest female.
That's usually the grandmother. Um, and then finally on the last person on
the list is the mom.
And then, um, by this time the bathwater is really, really gross. So you
have to kind of scoop up the top layer and, but that's just the way it is.
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