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Eight or something. No.

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So what do a blonde and a turtle have
in common

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when they're on their backs? They're
all screwed

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that.

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The farm.

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How does a blonde turn on the light
after having sex?

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She opens the car door.

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He

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thank you every day. I look across the
floor there. You were your head

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down to your legs and your legs down
to the floor?

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Ok.

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Now you, you have protect worship how
much and,

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but a bar.

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Ok.

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Never

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who

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like

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co?