IN S ID E C la s s ifie d s 19 C ro s s w o rd s 08 H o r o s c o p e s 23 L o c a l/S ta te 0 3 W e a t h e r P a r t ly c lo u d y ; h ig h 8 4 , lo w 6 4 V o lu m e 8 4 N u m b e r 1 16 W ed n e sd ay , M a rc h 31, 1999 Students gear-up fo r next semester O p in io n 0 4 P o lic e B e a t 10 S p o rts 1 5 ASU men's tennis team set to destroy Anteaters this afternoon Supreme C ourt case t hreate ns club funds By Jo d ie La u Sta te P ress As U.S. Supreme Court Justices discuss public university students’ constitutional rig h t to decide w here stu d en t fees are directed, some ASU students are voicing their own opinions. Five University of Wisconsin students are protesting the use of their student fees, and their case went to the U.S. Supreme Court Monday. The law students want to keep their money from supporting 18 orga­ nizations with political messages they dis­ agree with. The University of Wisconsin mandates a $10 student fee that pays for a portion of student activities. A t A SU , stu d e n ts pay a $ 1 fee per se m e ste r fo r th e A riz o n a S tu d en ts Association, which represents students at the three state universities. The fee is auto­ matically added to students’ tuition bills. Students wanting to get a refund can con­ tact the Associated Students of ASU office. ASA received $46,058 in student fees this spring. ASA allocates a portion of this money to the University’s student govern­ ment. Under an appropriations committee, ASASU distributes the money to campus groups requesting funds. If the Court allows students to withhold their money from specific groups, it will be interesting to see how ASU will be affect­ ed, said Allison Lee Jones, president of the ASU Young Democrats, “The Supreme Court could set a prece­ dent that could cause a domino effect,” said the E nglish and G erm an senior. “Right now, it’s basically for the political-ideology groups, but later down the line other groups may be affected, such as religious o r ethnic groups.” T he Y oung D em o crats w ill n o t be affected by the C ourt’s decision because the club does not receive funding from •ASASU. However, Jones said, it is a concern for M lllB IM W S IlWSilfBif'*Tu»m to Fees page 02 Melissa virus hits Tempe B y E rlend A as Sta te P ress Samaruddin Stew art o f th e State Press M aking it count T y Blanchard, an ASU business graduate student, casts a vote during the Associated Students of ASU general election in front of the Memorial Union Tuesday. The election will continue today until 9 p.m. and the results will be announced Friday. On itsjOtfffiey around the’ world, the email virus dubbed “M elissa” hit Tempe and in fected about 50 city em p lo y ees’ computers on Monday, officials said. Some employees opened the contagious document and unwittingly passed it along w ith an attachm ent con tain in g lin k s to about 80 pornography sites to at least 550 people outside the city, said Dave Kelley, city of Tempe webmaster. The virus com es in a word docum ent a tta c h m e n t to e-m a il and can o n ly be passed on if the receiver opens the attach­ m ent. It appears as if its com ing from someone the receiver knows and has the subject “Important Message From ...” In the body of the mail it says “Here’s the document you requested.” If opened, the document will be passed on automatically to 50 other people from the recipients’ address book. “I t ’s p ro b ab ly the m ost co n tagious virus ever seen,” Kelley said. Although the e-m a il w ith th e in fe c tio u s atta c h m e n t w on’t hurt the com puters, the content of the attachm ent m ight be offensive to the user, he said. However, the sheer amount o f m e ssa g e s can c ra sh c e rta in e-m ail servers. K elley said the city w ould norm ally detect a virus like this before any damage was caused, but the virus checker w asn’t updated for Melissa. City employees have been warned about the danger of receiving viruses by email, Kelley said. “Now they learn that we said it with a reason.” ASU wasn’t hit by the virus, said Bruce Millard, a director of information technolo­ gy. The virus was stopped by the anti-virus software called Dr. Solomon, he added. “I’ve had a few reports about the virus, but the receivers didn’t open the attach­ ment,” Millard said. All the reports related to e-m ails cam e from the outside — no Melissa-infected messages were sent from a person inside ASU, Millard said. “We were lucky and prepared.” Tibet, East Tim or forum shows students ‘don’t care’ B y Ja n -E r ik Saue St a t e P ress Only a handful o f students showed up Tuesday for a Memorial Union Activities Board’s opinion forum on die sup­ pression of Tibet and East Tunc»'. “It just goes to show dial we (students) don’t care about what happens outside our doorstep,” said Frank MacKennon, a politi­ cal science sophomore. Speaking at the forum were representatives of Students for a Free Tibet (SFT)and East Timor Action Networic (ETAN). SFT is the laigest Tibet support group in the world, with more than 400 chapters world wide. “We’re working to end the 50-year-long illegal occupation of Tibet,” said Peter Ovington, ASU president of SFT. “Human Rights violations' in Tibet range from torture and summary exe­ cutions to1the sterilization of women. It’s an unacceptable situa­ tion.” Ovington, a history junior, said SFT is working on three issues for this year. First, the group hopes to a id China’s occupa­ tion of Tibet. It also works through legislative channels to enforce economic sanctions upon China. Finally, it works to release the more than 1,000 prisoners of conscience currently held in Tibet Ovington said the U.S. government is “more interested in fighting against Communist China than helping Tibet” Congressman Matt Salmon, R-Ariz., is traveling through Tibet and China addressing human rights issues. Ovington rec­ ommended voters in Tempe contact the congressman and show their appreciation for his dedication to the Tibetan cause. “We look forward to seeing what Salmon (tomes back With,” Ovington said. “What he sees will probably be a pretty sanitized picture of Tibet.” MacKennon said he does not like how Tibet is portrayed in die west “I think the western media’s coverage of Tibet is inadequate and shameful,” MacKennon said. “Most Americans don’t know more than the Hollywood image they’ve seen over the last few years. Many think of Brad Pitt or Richard Gere when they hear of Tibet” Chris Lundry, a political science graduate student spoke on behalf of East Timor Action Network. “Since Indonesia’s invasion of East Timor in 1975, one-third of the population has been killed,” Lundry said. “There is a strong resemblance between the ethnic cleansing in Kosovo right now and what’s been going on in East Timor fpr the last 25 years.” The difference, according to Lundry, is that western lead­ ers are taking action in Kosovo. The United States has played a large role in supplying Indonesia with weapons since the Chinese invasion and this makes the U S. government reluctant to take action, Lundry said. He added that American arms constitute 90 percent of the Indonesian arsenal. -V Fees TodSy Campus clubs and organizations may • T he All' Saints C atholic N ew m an submit written entries to die State Press in C e n te r is having g u est speaker, the basem ent o f the M atthew s C enter. Patrick Brennan, who is an ASU Law Requests will not be taken over the phone Professor. He will be discussing his or via fax. recent book entitled “By Nature Equal: Deadline for requests is noon the day The Anatomy of a Western Insight” at before publication and entries will not be 7:30 p.m. at the Newman Center at accepted more than three working days 230 E. University Drive. before publication. O nly one entry per • The Gay & Bisexual Men’s Group is organization per day is permitted. having a general meeting at 7:30 p.m. Entries must contain the full name of the in the MU. * club or organization, a description o f the • T he Lesbian & Bisexual W om en’s event, date, time and the full address of die Group is having a general meeting at location. All requests are subject to editing 6 p.m. in the Social Work Building, for content, space and clarity. If any of the room 128. above information is incomplete or illegible • M.E.Ch.A. is having a general meeting ENTRIES WILL BE DISCARDED. w ith a panel o f ASU M .E .C h.A . The Today Section is a daily calendar of Alumni speaking about careers and events printed as a service to the ASU com­ fu tu re goals as a p a rt o f S em ana munity. Requests are accepted on a firstC u ltural at 4:30 p.m . in the come, first-served basis and are printed as Multicultural Lounge, Payne Hall. space permits. • T he ASU School o f Music will present • ACT O U T is hosting a workshop about gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transsexual Sinfonietta — a concert of Beethoven, rig h ts at 5 p.m . in the M U, room Rimsky-korsakoff and Mendelssohn at ■ 340D. ~ 7:30 p.m . in the G rady G am m age • CSA is having a general meeting and Auditorium. happy hour at 3:30 p.m. in the MU, • The Kundalini Yoga Club is having a second floor. free Yoga class open to all students at • C a r eer S e r v ic e s is h aving th eir 7 p.m. in the MU, room 224. “Completing the Puzzle” workshop at • F.A.C.E.S. in H ealth Professions & 3 p.m. in the Career D evelopm ent A lpha Epsilon D elta is having a Center, SSV third floor, and an résume joint meeting about women’s health writing workshop at 5 pan. in the MU, issues and an RN and MD will answer room 223. questions at 6:30 p.m. in PSH, room • Veritas Forum o f A SU is having a Rez 152. w eeks sate llite w orkshop from • The Re-Entry A W A .R .E is having a University o f Texas with several cam­ general meeting at 11 a.m. in the MU puses across the Nation at 7 p.m. in the lower level. C om puter Com m ons A uditorium , • F rien d sh ip : A P r e r e q u isite to room 120. Comm unity is having guest speaker Dr. Mark Reader, Professor Emenitus, • A llies in A ction is having a general m eeting at 6:30 p.m. in the Payne who will speak on the dimensions of Education Hall, room B 16. public and private friendship at 3 p.m. in the B usiness A dm in istratio n •A SA SU is having a band concert at noon in front of the fountain. Building west wing. • The Political Education Coalition is • VITA is having free tax assistance for having a general meeting at 7 p in. in residents only at 5:30 p.m . in the the MU, room 206. Armstrong Hall, room 105. vall students. ■ “You want your money going to your views,” she added. The Lambda League — a gay, lesbian, b ise x u a l and tra n sg e n d e r c o a litio n — receives money from local ASU funds and would also not be affected. However, other similar groups across the nation receiving m oney fro m s tu d e n t fees m ay fe e l an impact. Matthew Heil, co-chair o f the Lambda League and an English senior, disagreed with the Wisconsin student’s argument. “They’re trying to silence certain groups by directing where their m oney is going,” Heil said. “It’s not really free speech, what they’re trying for. They’re trying to fight for subversive discrimination.” Federal judge throws out Alabama’s ban on sex toys By A m y F razier A sso ciated P ress MONTGOMERY, A la. — A state law banning the sale o f vibrators and other sexual aids has been overturned by a fed­ eral judge because it bears no “rational relation to a legitimate state interest.” U .S. D istrict Judge Lynw ood Sm ith ruled M onday that the state’s 1998 law is “overly broad” and said people who used the devices would be “denied therapy for, among other things, sexual dysfunction.” Six women, who either sell sex toys or say the devices are necessary for sexual gratification they cannot get otherw ise, challenged a part o f the law that banned the devices. “W e succeeded in kicking the govern­ m ent out o f our bedroom ,” said Sherri W illia m s , a p la in tif f w ho s e lls sex d e v ic e s a t s to re s in H u n ts v ille an d Decatur. Under the statute, selling or distribut­ ing “any obscene m aterial or any device designed or marketed as useful prim arily fo r th e s tim u la tio n o f h u m an g e n ita l organs” is a misdemeanor punishable by as m uch as one year in jail and a $10,000 fine. The law hasn’t been enforced pending the outcome o f the suit. S m ith w ro te th a t “a m ajo rity , o r at . least a significant m inority, o f the pro­ scribed devices, as a m atter o f law, are not obscene under any established defini­ tion o f obscenity," S m ith, h o w ev er, d id n ’t su p p o rt the w om en’s argum ent that the ban violates privacy rights by in directly prohibiting adults from engaging in legal acts in their own bedrooms. Citing U.S. Supreme Court precedents, he wrote that “this court refuses to extend the fundam ental right o f privacy to pro­ tect plaintiffs’ interest” in using sex toys. T h e se x -to y b an w as p a rt o f a b ill s p o n s o re d by S e n . T o m B u tle r , D M adison. Butler said he has no plans to in tro d u ce new leg islatio n aim ed at the devices. The m ain purpose o f the b ill was to regulate nude dance clubs, he said. That part o f the law still stands, b u t is being challenged separately in federal court. 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With his wife Lynn by his side, he said he was feel­ ing “remarkably well” and thanked “all the people out there who prayed for me and my family — people who never even met me.” Schaper said the support received from co-workers and the community has given him a more positive outlook on life. “I always knew that something like this could happen,” Schaper said. “It’s upsetting that these things can happen.” But despite the risk he takes everyday, the 33-year-old has no intention of retiring. Lynn Schaper said she does not want her h u sb a n d to g iv e up p o lic e w ork, even though his life was placed in danger. , “It’s who he is,” she said. “It’s who I married, it’s who I fell in love with.” Schaper, a self-described workaholic, said he is anxious to get back to work. The 12-and-a-half-year veteran o f the Tempe Police Department who was in charge of bicycle patrols m ay not get that chance soon, however. Sgt. David Lind, a policespokesman, said Schaper will not return to work for at least six' Weeks. B ut D aniel Caruso,! the Surgeon w ho saved Schaper’s life, said how soon Schaper returns to the job depends on the status of his recovery. Schaper was shot March 19 when Brian Ball, 33, of Mesa allegedly approached and started shooting at Schaper and two other officers as they were arresting a trespassing Suspect near East Sixth Street and South Mill Avenue. Officer Chuck Bridges was bruised when a bullet struck his bulletproof vest. Officer Steve Smith and the initial sus­ pect were unharmed. Ball was killed when police returned fire. A .32-caliber bullet pierced Schaper’s abdom en and h it the vena cava, a vein w hich brings blood to the heart from the pelvis. That vein has now been narrowed to half its original size, Caruso said, and it is the determining factor in whether Schaper will work again. “It’s a devastating injury. He’s not going back to work anytime soon,” Caruso said, Schaper vowed to keep his emergencyroom promise to Caruso that the surgeon would never get a speeding ticket in Tempe if he saved his life. “I’m not writing him up. He saved my life,” Schaper said. Both Smith and Bridges, as well as mem­ bers of their families, are taking advantage o f counseling offered by the Tempe Police Department. Neither officer has returned to «work. The Tempe shooting was the first in a string of four incidents o f violence against Valleyfpolice officers this month. In the lat­ est incident Friday, Phoenix police Officer Marc Atluhson was shot and killed w hile pursuing drug suspects at 30th Avenue and Catalina Drive in Phoenix. , Bridges said he does not think violence is on the rise in the Valley, but media reports are heightening public awareness of it. “W e’re still dealing with the same peo­ ple,” he said. “It was just a random act.” In response to the most recent slaying, P hoenix M ayor Skip R im za announced Tuesday that he was requesting an addition­ al 77 new members to the department and having officers pair up on night shifts, Lind Said Tempe police have no plans for such changes, but do plan to increase patrols in the Mill Avenue area. Lake level will drop up to six feet per year B y Erlend A as Sta te P ress Tempe’s Rio Salado Town Lake will lose millions of gallons o f water each year due to evaporation. Eric Kamienski, a hydrologist for the city o f Tempe, srnd due to the hot and dry summer weather in the Valley, up to m f a billion gallons of water will disappear into thin air, : That translates to a drop of 6.2 feet in the water level — enough to fill 60,000 backyard swimming pools, Kamienski said. “ The yearly evaporation will be equivalent to what it takes to maintain the turf on three to four golf courses,” Kamienski said. This is about 2.5 percent o f Tempe resi­ dents’ annual water usage or 450,000 gallons, he added. The 224-acre lake is 2.2 miles long and will contain about 3.000 acre-feet of water once it’s filled. Out of this, 1,300 acre feet, or about 40 percent, will evaporate each year, Kamienski said. The evaporation causes the" only significant water loss, he Said, explaining that all the w ater going through the lower-end dam will be collected in recovery wells and pumped back to the lake. The Rio Salado Town Lake was also the subject o f the City Council’s Early Riser Forum Tuesday morning. “We plan to install the lower-end rubber dam this week,” said Howard Hargis, a city engineer. The city will probably start filling the lake in the beginning of May, he added. However, it will take about two months from the time the lake is filled until the water reaches an acceptable quali­ ty, Hargis said. Although the council hasn’t set a date yet, the lake will probably open in October, Hargis said. In March the city council approved the early filling of the lake despite the extra $3,240,000 cost of doing so. Samaruddin Stew art o f th e State Press S ch ed u lin g the fu tu re Holden Whitmarsh, an Urbana High School senior in Urbana, DL, registers for Industrial Design classes after being admitted to ASU. Whitmarsh participated Tuesday in one of the registration workshops that are held in the Memorial Union through the end of the week. Melissa’ virus hits Arizona; minimal damage reported FO RT H U A CH U CA (A P )— The U.S. Army Signal Corps was am ong those fighting a com puter virus that jam s computers and servers by flooding them with e-mail. “W e’re not out o f the woods yet,” Maj. M att Mulqueen said Monday. Elsew here in A rizona, the virus apparently was little more than a nuisance, though it wreaked havoc across the country. The “M elissa” v irus clogs e-m ail by sending out a meaningless document to the first 50 addresses on an indi­ vidual’s list saying it is important for the reader. It appar­ ently has its roots in Europe, Mulqueen said. Infected documents are sent as attachments to e-mails m ost frequently bearing a header: “Subject: Im portant Message From” and the name o f person whose computer relayed the virus. Several antivirus softw are m akers have posted soft­ ware on their W eb sites that their customers can download to detect and reject the virus. People also can protect themsete—ibymot opening the attaefamw Though viruses are common on the Internet, M elissa drew special attention because it is the first virus to use em ail efficiently in spreading itself, said Steve W hite, senior manager of antivirus research at IBM. The virus can send so m uch unwanted e-m ail that it crashes mail servers, the computers that distribute e-mail. In metro Phoenix, Honeywell Inc., Intel Corp., Boeing Co. and the city o f Tempe were among the organizations affected to some degree, though m ost said it was only a minor nuisance. Fort Huachuca officials said they first saw its symp­ toms on Friday and began work im m ediately began to find a cure for themselves and other military installations. Information also was provided to other government agen­ cies and to private corporations. The fo rt’s experts are responsible fo r checking the Arm y’s computer systems and protecting them from the virus. The effort to stop it was being directed by the Army Netw ork and System s O perations C enter and Carnegie Team. v i, Mulqueen said a number o f computers at the post were infected but that none involved strategically im portant tasks. The Army was offering a patch created by Norton, a com pany w hich pro v id es anti-v iru ses fo r com puters, Mulqueen said; Sim ilarly, com puter personnel at Boeing, M otorola, Intel and Honeywell worked through the weekend to pro­ duce M elissa-proof virus-protection. “W e’ve taken aggressive countermeasures. It has not turned into a major problem. It is not stopping business,” said Jim Veihdeffer, a local Honeywell spokesman. “The word began spreading on Friday afternoon. So it' hit, but apparently it was controlled,” said Ken Jensen, a spokesman for Boeing in Mesa. “O h yeah, i t ’s a ll th e b u z z ,” said Jean e F o rb is, a spokeswoman for Intel in Arizona. “M ost people are won­ dering where it started, if it was meant as a joke or why Uftlucratty*irCMnputei ’Emcigeiury ■»espouse " stnneoueiurIt togetlter“ in io n ■ »■ s S t u d e n t s f o r ‘m n o t r e s p o n s ib le a r k e t p la c e o f id e a s ' Students at the U niversity o f W isconsin are bick­ e rin g o v e r a stu d e n t-u se fe e th a t am o u n ts to no m ore than a few dollars per student. A nd they’re bringing their case all the w ay to die U .S. Suprem e Court. T h eir com plaint? T h e g ro u p o f fiv e law students, w h o describe th e m se lv e s a s c o n se rv a tiv e C h ristia n s, say they d o n ’t like a portion o f their m oney being u sed to h elp fu n d certain fem inist, en vironm ental, social action and gay groups. T h e students w on their suit both in the Federal D istrict C ourt in M adison and in the U .S. C ourt o f A ppeals for the Seventh C irc u it T he courts ruled that the First A m endm ent protects the students h o rn forced speech. O ther courts have ruled differently. A ccording to The N ew York Tim es, the U.S. C ourt o f A ppeals for the Second C ircuit said in 1992 that students could be required to support activities that contribute to a “m arketplace o f ideas,” including ideas they d o not like. W isconsin is backing that notion, claim ing stu­ d e n t fe e s d o n ’t b a c k a n y o n e m e s s a g e ; r a th e r they’re supporting the forum o f ideas th at exists on a college cam pus. T hat forum , they argue, can be used by anyone, including this group o f upset law students. W hile the w hole argum ent seem s a little petty to us, w e can’t help bu t agree w ith the students. If they d o n ’t w aht their m oney — a m ere $ 10 a semester, and ju st $1 here at A SU — funding groups th at sup­ port ideas they d o n ’t agree with, they should have a rig h t to say no. Students are not the ones responsible for m ain­ taining a “m arketplace o f ideas.” The university is. It m ay seem a little extrem e. M ost o f us do n ’t really care w here o r how ou r $1 gets split up. B u t think o f it in these terms: W ould y o u w ant your money, even if it w as ju st one penny, going to support a hate organization? T he answ er is probably no. W ould you w ant to be forced to contribute to such a group w hen you paid your school tuition? Probably not. T h e issu e is a b o u t m o re th a n free speech, it’s a b o u t fre e d o m to a b s ta in fro m sp e e c h . N o o n e s h o u ld b e f o r c e d to s u p p o rt g ro u p s th a t w o rk tow ards causes you find fault w ith — fo r w hatever reason. A nd w hile w e m ay not see the im portance o f the issue now, it m ay becom e glaringly apparent in die future. T hese are the issues that need to be considered w hen dealing w ith constitutional rights. W e c a n ’t sim ply look at the situation in front o f us; w e have to see b eyond th e im m ediate. W e h av e to realize w hat this m eans in the long run. A nd it’s about m ore than a m easly dollar — or 10 fo r that matter. It’s about freedom o f speech, and th e freed o m to ab stain fro m it. W e ju s t ho p e the Suprem e C ourt agrees. MILOSEVIC CELEBROTK THE WRECKAGE, er Language n o t ro o t of inequality t is often a college professor’s job to work with students to improve their tfeßmif: writing. Sometimes, however, this evolves into a socio-political endeavor. As students, we are frequently taught that die grammar rules we learned in high school can be violated if it means being sensitive to gender issues in language. These gender issues, however, are the results of an over-sensitivity to generic words such as “m an,” “mankind” and “h e ” For example, the tom “men” can be used to describe men and women. It’s grammatically correct and it seems harmless enough. But apparently, we should all be using “people” or “individuals” because “men” is exclusive and offensive. Similarly, “humankind” is the new word for “mankind,” unless you are referring to the male gender only, When did the definition of “mankind” evolve into a sexist reference? More importantly, who is really offended by “mankind” or generic references to “m an?’ As a w om an, I never feel m arginalized by the term “mankind.” Perhaps this makes me arrogant, but I feel included. I can recognize when the author is including men and women even in negative statements about mankind. Excuse me, humankind. When I use generic terms in my own writing, I aim to include men and women. Those individuals who want to restructure the English lan­ guage claim the language inherently elevates men to a higher social position and grants them feelings o f superiority over women. Please. Language does not determine societal norms. Rather, soci­ ety’s standards and existing attitudes shape our language. Male feelings of superiority are not derived from the use of the word ’‘mankind.” Throughout history, women have always beat subservient to men. T har rights have been fewer and their restrictions, greater. While there are areas where women struggle for equality, it js inane to blame women’s place in society cm the tise of mascu­ line pronouns. I S ta te P ressS ta Kara Shire, Editor Dave WoodfiH, Managing Editor Reporters — ——■— ------------- —---- ■ .................... AKda A. Caldwell — —City Editor Udii KaHy -Assistant City Editor Mario A. Lopez -Opinion Editor Christi Foist Hand A » . Arabes Bdéy.JodetJu.SrrtJurtePW tfcJ^aunP rtOT.Km fonderont, Jei Saue, Cants Sartreon Ganp SubnmanhrtJun* D. W W te. Sports Reporters ———-------------- — — — —— Chris O rtodc O n t C u rl* Hubert Daattoqr£badbio Jr, Sam G arande joe Mveone, hfdc Pfecoro. Copy Editors— ---- -------- -— —.----- —— -Newt Editor Am ber Knudi, Susan Sdibmnei. -Photo Editor Leah testen, Soley Hartal, Hyun Um, Samaruddin Stewart. Jeremy Hein Doug Flanagan -Sports Editor Percy Ednalino Jr. -Magazine Editor Alyson Hurt -A s s t M ag azin e E d ito r WINGED INTRUDER... Photographers-...... .................. — --------- ------- The reaction to the use of the generic “man” as a reference to mankind is an example o f contemporary over-sensitivity. People are hyposensitive to the generic usage, but alone, it is not a sexist term. In fact, we use it because it is correct grammatical structure. The to m “woman” is clearly gender-specific. And, rather than cluttering a sentence with ‘h e or she” and “him or h a ,” it is simpler and c le a ra to a read a to use ‘h e” and ‘him.” hi this instance, it is people’s reactibnaiy interpretations of a neutral to m that has engendered a review of grammatical struc­ ture and a revamping of gender-neutral vocabulary in formal writing. - /> ' Some women even propose that we use a n ew ’word, “wimin” because “woman” is clearly a derivative of “man,” and that too, is offensive. Are die differences between m oi and womoi so great that they actually warrant a new word? Hardly. Some claim “history” is derogatory because it refers to the history of man. Even though women are certainly included in this definition of man and history, some people propose the term “herstory” be used for the sake of clarity. “Women’s history” is not a contradiction o f terms. But again, misinterpretation of seemingly neutral terminology and hypersensitivity has caused a réévaluation of language. Since coming to college, I have noticed the liberal trend to be g enda sensitive in writing. Professors instruct students to be sensitive and non-exclusionaty. Linguistic feminists seem to have succeeded. Their revisions to language are becoming more accepted. Big deal. These activiste should direct their energy toward areas of real inequality, because even with these sweeping changes in our language, womoi have not achieved social equality. They earn less money than their male counterparts, they occupy fe w a managerial positions in the workplace, they have fe w a seats in Congress and United States Secretary o f State is the highest position e v a held by a woman. This debate o v a language is frivolous, especially when real genda issues loom. Stephanie R. Conner is a sophom ore studying journal­ ism and can be reached at sconner@ asu.edu. peper are not necessarfly those of the ASU administration, Jacuky, staff or student body. 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At company headquarters in Mount Olive, N .J., sp o k esw o m an L in d a M ay er said today that all she knows about Melissa is what she’s read in newspapers. C iv il e n g in e e r S co tt S tein m etz, the A O L s u b s c rib e r w h o se a c c o u n t w as allegedly used by the virus maker, said he learned his name was associated with the virus talking with reporters Monday. “I imagine it’s cost tens o f millions of dollars in lost time by now, and here I am associated with it, and I’m barely comput­ e r -lite ra te ,” S tein m etz, o f L ynnw ood, Wash., told The Seattle'Tim es. “I’m having a hard time believing this is happening.” He said-'llis com pany w as am ong those affected. As inconvenient as M elissa is, Sm ith said the real danger is that the author is putting tool kits online that other people can download and create their own viruses. “You could download them and some­ one else could use them,” he said Tuesday. The name VicodinES also has come up in the past. A December 1997 alert issued by Network Associates, maker o f the pop­ ular Dr. S olom on’s anti-virus program , warned of a similar virus allegedly created by VicodinES, called “Anxiety.Poppy.95.” Smith said he has turned his informa­ tion over to the FBI. Bill Carter, an FBI sp o k e sm a n , w o u ld n o t co m m e n t on whether investigators had any leads. Michael Vatis, a federal prosecutor and d ire c to r o f the N atio n al In fra stru c tu re Protection Center in Washington, said mil­ itary and o th e r go v ern m en t co m puters were among the thousands affected by the virus. The digital fingerprint Smith used is a u n iq u e id e n tify in g num ber th a t M ic ro s o ft’s O ffic e su ite o f p ro g ra m s attaches to documents created on a specific com puter. By discovering the com puter the docum ents containing M elissa cam e from, investigators could presumably find the author. Compounding the effects of Melissa, a similar virus called “Papa” was discovered Monday. 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N ow he’s off on his own, and that’s a little scary”—ASU receivers coach Robin Phlugrad, on w ideout Tariq McDonald Suit Devils seek successful singles play against Irvine ASU looks to continue dominant doubles play, improve singles play against 'Eaters By Robert D eal State Press Jeff Williams said, “and it’s been working well for us so far.” A fte r a h e a rtb re a k in g 4 -3 lo ss to The Sun Devils will attempt to repeat S tan fo rd last Saturday, the No. 12 Sun last w eekend’s doubles play w hen they D evil m e n ’s te n n is-te a m is lo o k in g to took all six matches against their higherimprove its 8-3 record over No. 41 UC- ranked opponents. The play, w hich was Irv in e at 1:30 th is a fte rn o o n a t the described by Stanford head coach Dick Whiteman Tennis Center. Gould as “a clinic on how to play doubles The Anteaters recently climbed 20 spots tennis,” continues to improve as the new in the national rank­ team stru c tu re has ings due to their 10-1 p ro v e n v irtu a lly reco rd and sev en - 4 4 We're playing really impenetrable. match winning streak. S in ce team in g stro n g in doubles The team ’s sole loss up for the Franklin right now. We ju st came to No. 10 USC Tem pleton qualify­ on Feb. 19,6-1. need to take the same ing to u rn a m e n t, U C -Irv in e m ost enthusiasm onto the W illiams and junior recently posted wins singles courts too. * y Ed Carter are unde­ over A lab am afeated on the No. 1 B irm in g h am and d o u b le s c o u rt and D artm o u th 4 -3 , 5-1 currently ranked No. Jeff W illiam s, respectively. ' 27 in the nation after A SU tenn is player A lth o u g h the beating tw o to p -10 Anteaters don’t have doubles teams. any nationally-ranked players, players in “W e’re playing really strong in doubles the top spots have proven they can hold right now,” Williams said. “We just need to their own against steep competition. take the same enthusiasm onto the singles Irvine is led by Thomas Bohun, who is courts too.” on a three-match winning streak at the top W hile generally successful on the sin­ spot. O ther key players include A ndrew gles courts, the team has trouble winning Cheney and David MattheW. On the doubles courts, Cheney teams up on the same days. Freshman Matt Klinger, the only ASU player to lose against Cal last with Brett Lucas to form the top spot. For the Sun Devils; redemption seems Friday, was also one o f the only two to pro­ inevitable. Losing to Stanford after takihg vide a win the next day against Stanford. “We need to be more consistent with our the early lead should spark the team, which wins,” senior Tim Hammond said. “We all has p re v io u s ly d o m in a te d te a m s at need to get fired up at the same time and Whiteman. “This is our home court,” ASU senior make it work as a team.” Hyun Urn Dong of the State Press Jeff Williams (left) and Ed Carter have been the driving force behind ASU’s recent hot doubles play. Against defending champion Stanford, ASU shutout the Cardinal on the doubles side. N e w re c e iv e rs y e t t o c a tc h e ye o f c o a c h in g s ta ff as M c D o n a ld s its o u t B y Joe MAntone State Press to w ork that hard. I ’ll do it in the fa ll.’ (W e) d o n ’t tend to be th at w ay .” A w id e o u t h a s y e t to im p r e s s to A S U R eg ard less, it w ould have to M cD o n ald ’s receiv ers coach R obin P flugrad this spring. b e n e f it to b e in c a m p n o w , a c c o r d in g to “ I know a lo t o f th a t has to do w ith new Pflugrad. f a c e s t h a t a re g e ttin g s o m e r e p s , ” s a id “It w ould have been nice to have here this P h lu g rad a fte r T u e sd a y ’s p ra c tic e . “B ut i t ’s sp rin g ,” he said, “because it could have m ade h a lf way through the spring, and w e c a n ’t use h im b e tte r. N ow h e ’s o f f on h is o w n , an d th a t as an ex cu se.” th a t’s a little scary .” D e p th is w h a t w e re th e S un D e v ils are M cD onald is p enciled in to be a starter in la c k in g , P h u lg ra d said. T he Sun D ev ils did 1999, and the second spot is still is still open. h a v e d e p th la s t s e a s o n , “ R ig h t now , th e re is but the top four receivers g re a t o p p o rtu n ity fo r from 1998 are n o t around s o m e o n e to e m e r g e ,” R ight now, there is th is spring. P h lu g ra d s a id . “ B u t no C r e ig S p a n n , K e n n y grea t o p p o r tu n ity o n e r e a l l y h a s . W e ’ ll M it c h e l l a n d L e riz ie m ak e a re a l n ic e p la y . fo r so m eo n e to J a c k s o n h a v e u s e d up T h e n w e ’ ll c o m e b a c k th eir e lig ib ility and ju n io r emerge, but no one and m ake an assig n m en t T a riq M c D o n a ld is a c a ­ erro r.” . re a lly has. W e 'll d e m ic a lly in e lig ib le fo r B r ia n F o r th is th e sp rin g practice.., T he fo u r m ake a real n ice o n ly r e c e iv e r a t s p rin g ^com bined fo r f 15 o f the p la y. T h en w e 'll p ractice th at even caught team ’s 185 receptions. a p a ss la s t y e a r, an d he “W e had five guys that com e back an d had tw o receptions. could play in the P ac-10,” m ake an a s s ig n ­ P f lu g r a d s a id F o rth P h u lg r a d “ T h a t ’ s g o o d because if a guy got tired an d so p h o m o re J u s tin m ent error. % w e c o u ld p u t s o m e o n e T a p lin — w h o d id n o t Robin Pflugrad, else in. R ight now , I d o n ’t have a reception last year' feel th at w ith o u r u n it.” ASU receivers coach — - are tw o receiv ers that L a st s p rin g M cD o n ald are having a good spring. -j- a n in e -g a m e a s ta rte r “T ap lin and B rian F o rth are d o in g a real was fighting fo r playing tim e. “ T ariq cam e in and b e a t o u t a co u p le o f good jo b ,” P h ulgrad said. “T hey are playing v e ry c o n s i s t e n t , a n d t h e y ’re a s s ig n m e n t sen io rs,” P hulgrad said. H a v in g g u y s p r o v e th e m s e lv e s in th e erro rs are very m inim al. “T he re st are lu m p ed in th ere as one big spring is som ething head coach B ruce Snyder unit. A lot o f players are getting a lot o f reps. likes about his team . “ I lik e th e m o m e n tu m o f o u r t e a m ,” I hope in the next seven days som eone w ill Snyder said. “Som e team s say ‘I ’m not going em erge. But that has yet to su rface.” 44 Jeremy Hein of the State Press Junior wide receiver Tariq McDonald, a starter last season, has. not practiced this spring as a result of academic ineligibility. A S U coach Kraft-ing successful tra ck and field program By Joe Mantone State Press Courtesy ASU media relations ASU track and field coach Greg K raft (right), standing alongside former ASU track legend Herman Frazier, has made a habit out of rebuilding sfaraggling pragrams. B e fo re R o b e rt B ro o k s m ad e the Lambeau Leap, he jum ped for ASU track and field coach Greg Kraft. D u rin g K ra ft’s sev en -y ear tenure at South Carolina, he coached Green B ay’s All-Pro wide reciever. But Brooks isn’t the o n ly N F L A ll-P ro K ra ft h as co ach ed . W h ile K ra ft w as a t th e U n iv e rs ity o f V irg in » , he h e lp e d the D e tro it L io n s ’ H erm an M oore w in an ACC high jum p fide. But the 43-year-old coach did more than that before he arrived in the Valley o f the . Sun. In K ra ft’s f ir s t y e a r , w ith the Gamecocks, South Carolina finished 10th in the SEC C onference Cham pionships. However, Kraft helped turn the program around and led them to consecutive top-20 finishes, By starting the women’s team at South Carolina, Kraft faced a bigger a challenge. S in c e th e p ro g ra m w as new , K raft c o u ld n o t a w a rd any s c h o la rs h ip s . N evertheless, in four seasons he helped bring notice to the women. South Carolina went from a 10th place finish (13 points) in the conference cham­ pionships to second-place (103). USC fin­ ished behind LSU, the eventual national champions. W hen K ra ft to o k o v e r as th e A SU coach he faced a similar situation. He inherited a program that had been placed on probation. During his first two years, he said ASU had serious restrictions on recruiting. But now the Sun Devils are completely off probation. F o r the firs t tim e, K raft c o u ld give away a foil number o f scholarships. This season, Kraft and his staff brought in 13 freshmen on the men’s team and 14 on the women’s side. The Sun Devils also added seven transfers to the m en’s team and two to die women’s squad. “I think it takes about three years to completely turn a program around,” Kraft said; “But because we were on probation that processes could be delayed.” This season Kraft is experiencing that delay. H is fiv e fresh m an d is ta n c e ru n n ers would probably finish in A SU ’s top six. But K raft decided to redshirt them. “ You don’t w ant to w ear them out in their first year,” K raft said. “W ith cross country it’s a long season.” Some o f Kraft-’s moves are paying off this season. S ophom ore M arcus B runson set the school indoor record in the 60-meters, and in Saturday’s race, Brunson tied the sec­ ond best time in ASU history in the 100. “1 w anted to com e b ack to A rizo n a because my family and friends were h e re /’ said B runson, an A rizo n a native. “B ut after I talked to coach I was sure 1 wanted to be here.” A t Wyoming, Brunson played football and ran track, but Kraft said he had noth­ ing to do with Brunson’s decision. “I think his mind was made up before I talked to him ,” Kraft said. He added the 6-foot-1 star sprinter could be another one o f his former athletes to play in the NFL. “W ith h is size and h is-sp e e d ,” said K ra ft, “th e re is no w ay a (N F L ) team w on’t take a chance on him.” Maybe one day Brunson cam make the Lambeau Leap. W o h lers close to regaining closer’s jo b Like a rail pass...but you fly! K IS S IM M E E . FI». fA P ) — M ark W ohlers' smile is back. So are his 95 mph There's no b etter w ay to g et around Europe! as closer fo r A e Atlanta Brave#.' - W ohlers; who saved 97 gam es from 1995-97 b u t c o u ld n ’t locate the strike zone test year, is recovering ju st in tim e to replace his successor, K erry Ligtenberg. who converted 30 o f 34 save chances last y e a r b u t n e e d s s e a so n -e n d in g elb o w fium oy. ' “With Ligtenberg out, somebody’s got to do it, and it ju st seems right that some­ one be me.“ said Wohlers, who made his eighth appearance o f the spring Monday and pitched well despite a lingering cold. “I f he wants the ball, he’ll get it,“ man­ ager Bobby Cox said “Why not? I have no complaints about anything. H e’s been throwing fastbatls by people.” In M onday’s 3-2 victory over Florida, W ohlers pitched a 1-2-3 ninth, striking out Kevin O n e to end the game for his first save since last June 3. .''fcHnM A lijttta n e rv d o s QtjfcJSwtTft l knew the situation, obviously,” W ohlers said. “A couple o f ray w arm up pitches dow n in the bullpen were a little shaky, b u t ... I was able to gain control o f m yself and p i t my focus and concentration on miM ” HH I W ohlers, whose fastball averages 95 mph, gave up four tons in his first spring outing. But he’s been spectacular since, - lowering his ERA from 36.00 to 5.63. r -f,. \ ■ In eight innings overall, W ohlers has allow ed rive earned runs and eight hits, He had a 1018 ERA in 20 1/3 innings with the Braves, walking 33. It didn’t get (t'i m /,, M lit __t ifflj o i m 'm i n R ia-| try k s m io b q »w nere he gave up 36 walks in 12 1/3 innings and hatj 8 20.43 ERA before the Braves ended his season early. During the winter, he worked with Guy H an sen , a B rav es a s s is ta n t in p la y e r development and a former pitching coach, on his mechanics -— specifically, his grip. “1 expected to do well because 1 did a lot o f hard work, did a lot o f things this offseason to at least put myself in position to succeed.” W ohlers said. “The way I feel right now, 1 would expect to get the It's finaly here! Europe by A ir fig h i tickets get you to m ore of Europe at one amazingly low price. 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F la — K erry L igtenberg, | d » t o o k t w fee A tfm ta B rav es c lp s e r’s jo b la s t se a so n w hen M ark Wohlers had control problems, said M o n d a y h e w i l l h av e se a so n -e n d in g surgery on his ailing right elbow. L igtenberg, 27, co n v erted 30 o f 34 save chances, g p « ^ |L 2 w ife a 2,71 ER|fc n hia rookie year. diagnosed with a partial tear of the medial c o lla te ra l ligam ent He has not throw n “H e’s just been getting better and b t o sin ce and decided on surgery after an ter,” -Cox said. “I f h e ’s on the team and e x a m in a tio n M o w h jr.b y th e B ra v e s' he’s throwing like that, there's bo reason | orthopedic surgeon, Dr, jo e Chandler. he can’t close. Apparently, he’s ready ,for “H e gave -m e 'three choices *— w a f e three more w eela an? try t t Ih n w . , Wohlers says. . right now, and the thud choice «Vas to go “I t’s som ething l ’ye done fo r y long time in die m inor leagues and f a r a flew g ^ i ^ i M ^ ^ ^ p j g t e D b e r g taul ”i years up here in the big leagues,” he said- ared I'd do it m w . “I t’s som ething I enjoy, one I feel I'm 12 numtfas mid I ’ll f it gp.-next season.” l a s t season, after converting Me first Ligtenberg, obdfof d by Atlattta ffotn seven save chances, W ohlers injured his the independent P i^ r ie L e a g u e fd r s j side and was on the disabled list from dozen baseballs and two dozen bats, is to M ay3-23.:;i A fte r h e retu rn e d , he g o t one 'm o re 'I meet nextM onday with the surgeon, Dr, save bid was never Été same. His mechan­ lam es Andrews o f Birmingham,. Ala. W h ile L ig te n b e rg is o u t, W o h lers ics were fouled up. He couldn’t throw a strike. . ./* J I appears to be coming back. > THE P R O G R A M L ocal infertility practice w ith caring sta ff seeking healthy wom an ages 18*32 who are w illing to be anonym ous egg dohors for in fertile couples. M inim al tim e com m itm ent w ith $2000 com pensation paid for each com pleted donor cycle. I f you are interested in participating, or qualifying to becom e an egg donor please call (6 0 2 ) 2 3 9 -3 6 0 8 dr v isitp u r w ebsite www.sirm.digiscape.net Samaritan Health System W h a t th e K ru k? : a jo v ia l lo o k a t th e eve n ts in th e w o r ld o f s p o rts John Kruk played firs t base and the K ruk outfield fo r ten seasons with the Padres, Phillies, and W hite Sox. He was one o f the leaders o f the 19 9 3 N a tio n a l League champion Philadelphia Phillies, one o f the most colorful tetims in baseball history. K ruk b a tte d .3 4 8 in six W o rld Series games as the Phillies lost a thriller to the Toronto Blue Jays. Despite his considerable talent, Kruk is rem embered fo r his gruffy appearance, his rotund character, and his thoughtful quotes (to an onlooker, shocked to see him smoking: “/ ain’t an athlete lady. I’m a baseball player). He loves hot dogs, hates exercise, and — except for the one testicle part — remains the hero o f many lazy sportswriters. To honor one o f the most entertaining men ever to put on the uniform, we present you with “ W hat the Kruk?" W hat the Kruk is up, Temmmmmpeeeeeee! U -C onngratulations W ell, the Krukkin’ Huskies did it. Dethroned the Duke Blue D evils before they ever w ere throned and brought hom e die first championship o f any kind to Connecticut. C ongratulations to Richard Ham ilton, Khalid E l Amin, and Ricky Moore. Trajan Laggin’ Despite his gutty performance, opr Kruk You this week has to go to Duke guard Trajan Langdon. Langdon had visions of Laettner dancing in his head (haven’t we all?), but ended up looking more like Chris W ebber when he first walked and then fell. So, Kruk yoti, Langdon, for you selfish play. Rumbling, th en Bum bling, now Stum bling, The Cardinals shocked the Kruk out o f all o f us during the regular season by winning a game. Then they won another. And another. By the tim e the regular- season was done, they had won nine Krukkin’ games and qualified for their first postseason berth since parachute pants were in style. And they won that, too. Now? They’re back to their old Krukkin’ ways. Lomas Brown is gone (not really that big a loss he is pushing 40) and Jam ir M iller is in limbo. But they did get Rod Fredrickson. And after we find out who the Belle Rod Fredrickson is, w e’ll tell you a little bit about him. W hat’s In a N am e, Part 4 Dick Trickle (do we really need to give an explana­ tion?). Q ueen Midas o f th e W eek Because everything she touches turns to wood, Denise Richards (from W ild Things —• ya know, she had that hot Dyk-stra scene with Neve Campbell) is our Queen Midas o f the Week. P ie ce s o f Schm idt And, o f course, we saved the best for last. Mating sea­ son is right around the corner (ooopsl Spring Break ended a week and a half ago!). Actually, baseball season is right around the com er and we couldn’t be more excited. Wait. Yes we could. C ’mon, we all K rukkin’ know that the Yankees are gonna win again, and that they’ll probably beat the Braves in the Fall Rustic. But maybe there is a reason to watch after all. Here, we present you with ten reasons on why the Yankees will not win the World Series. V , 1) Roger Clemens gets hit by a stray dart thrown by Mitch Williams. 1 2) David Cone gets sent to the bullpen again, then is suspended for throwing a “spit” ball. 3) Bill Clinton gets involved in another scandal (it’s only a m atter of time) and decides to bomb Yankee stadi­ um as another distraction. 4) Kruk is bored. W e’ll see you next week. John Kruk did not write this article. The real author realizes that helshe has no life, no future, no conscience, and, probably, a bad reputation, but continues to withhold his/her name because helshe thinks it’s really funny. For questions, comments, or just to make fun o f Nick, e-mail whatthekruk@asu.edu. Over 1,000 Phoenix Area Used Cars & Trucks Are Online! Check Daily I For Online Specials! Swf*y ' ■JK ÊÊÊ Wbinesda/ B TwjBMr Fhmt Saturo*/ /fée&A 13201 itumr it. 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Indian School Rd. 9am - 2pm, Hon - Fri i bob .J STILL SEARCHING FOR THE PE R FE C T part-time job? $8 TO $ 8 .5 0 AN HOUR At RPS, your search is over. WWrour outstanding pay of $8 to $8.50 an hour and convenient schedules, we have thè perfect part-time job for you. We’re currently hiring Package Handlers for a variety of shifts starting early morning, late night, afternoon and overnight; PACKAGE h a n d l e r s If you are at least 18 years of age, can lift 50 pounds, have reliablé transportation and are able to work 5 days a week part-time arid year round, we need your help loading and unloading trailers. You just need | to stop in at RPS. We’re hiring part-time Package Handlers starting at $8-$8.50 per hour. And. in addition to the great starting pay, you’ll also enjoy: • weekly paychecks , • a $.50/hour pay raise after 90 days • tuition assistance (add’l $.50/hour credit toward tuition after 30 days) Sound incredible? Want to know more? Stop by our facility at: 3410 S. 51st Ave. Phoenix. AZ 85043 , for onsite interviews: Thursday, April 1 Monday April 5 from 10am to 2pm RPS is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer and provides a multicultural work environment AUTOMOBILES AUTOMOBILES TRAVEL 89 PONTIAC Sunbird GT turbo sport pkg, 5 spd, detach face cd, 107k mi $3200 598-9856 NO CREDIT, no problem: We can help you buy a new Volkswagon! Ask about our college pnogram. 265-6600 DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. Quick departrs. I also buy coupons/awards. Most places worldwide. 968-7283 99 VW Beetle for $239 per month. Call for details. Fleet dept 263-6600 VW GOLF Sport, 51k m, black interior/ exterior. $11,500 obo 340-9619. HELP W ANTEDGENERAL HELP W A NTEDGENERAL D riv e A S chool Bus! NOW Great part-time work at $8.96/hr. 20hr/wk min. Drive before and after classes. 2-4 weeks paid training during the summer. Drive August through May. Apply now at Tempe Elementary School District #3. 3205 S. Rural Rd. or call Linda at 774-2142 Ext. 7622. DAYS INN H IR JN S Food $7 +/HR. Preschool teacher. Morning hours. Training avail. Child care Sc insurance. Children's Vil­ lage Learning Center, 9495552. New store opens 3 /2 9 on Shea B lv d . 1 block east of Pima Apply in person HELP W ANTEDGENERAL P/T CUSTOMER SERVICE with $50 New Hire Bonus 40 needed Immedi­ ately In service and marketing division. No experience necessary - we train. Several P/TCSR p o sitio n s avail. Flex hrs. Financial Services in dustry. $8+++/hr. Call 998-7585, e x t 105. $12/hr+ bonuses., W eekly pay, flexible p/t day evening or weekend hours. Downtown Tempe location. For details call Brad 894-1151. Scottsdale Acura needs a N ig h t A u d it . V a n D r iv e r HELP W ANTEDHELP W ANTEDG |N |R A L _ _ _ _ _ s GENERAL APP'T SETTERS- p/t, am/pm, $ 10/hr + bonuses, pd wkly, fun environm ent. 48th St/Univ. Linda 921-1903 CAMPUS SECURITY A ssis­ tants now hiring. Good exp. & valuable training. Work with police officers. Flex. hrs. Call now for details 965-5643 or pick up an app. at the DPS bldg, in lot 40. entry, and collections. Apply in person 8:30am-4pm, M-F. Chase cardmembers services: 100 W est University Drive (Univ. Sc M ill) Tempe (prkg. avail, on Ash). Job-line 902-6000. CAREGIVERS NEEDED- flex hrs. Training provided. Let's talk. $7/hr. 730-8713. DJ - 70’s, 80's, 90's, popular music, no hip.-hop or metal. Thirsty Beaver 350-9888 CASUAL WORKING envi­ ronment, close to ASU, good pay, need bdsic computer skills, be detail oriented^ de­ pendable, will train. Call Jean 967-2678. 2 -3 evenings/ $150 Sign- w eek, 4-8p m O n Bonus Appointm ent Setters weekend. FT/PT. F l e xi bl e H o u r s • Weekly Base +•Bonus + A p p l y in p e r s o n a t 1221 E. A p a c h e Blvd. Commission • J14-J28 per hour averase »Raid training • N o experience necessary • Fun comfortable environment DATA ENTRY. Call Marc Now! 956-2139 M o n .-F rt | 9pm Must be at least 18 & type 35 wpm EARN $100 CHASE IS hiring! F/T & P/T positions available with cus­ tom er service, account reps, fraud reps, mail openers, data May 8, 1999. ACT, Inc. seeks U.S. citizens, ages 20-60, to take sample Foreign Service Written Exam. Approximately 7 hours. Students and general public are encouraged to apply. For additional info, and appli­ cation Call (319) 341-2500 or email fswe@act.org c o m p u ter. A M shifts. G o o d t y p i n g s k ills WHÒLE FOODS Security Officers r e q . N a t io n a l c o r p . MAINTENANCE Customer Service A n s w e r i n c o m in g c u s to m e r phone ca lls , e n te r o rd ers in near ASU . SUPERVISOR C a ll 4 3 8 -4 4 0 0 United Blood Services, th e Valley’s nonprofit blood p ro v id er sin c e 1943, is seeking indi­ vidual s who w a n t to m ak e a difference in people's lives. Morning, e v e n i n g & w eek en d shifts avail able. $6$8/hr plus shift differen­ tial for evening hours. Good customer service skills a n d p le a s a n t phone voice preferred. Gall 431-9500. Tem pe location. Empl oyee drug testing required. EOE/M/F/D/V 456-1490 *9lhr $ 4 00 S IG N - 456-1400 o r fax resum e 9 FLEXSCHEDULES-FT* FT We offer low cost Medical Dental, Vision; Uniforms supplied & maintained. Apply at: WorldWide Security Assoc. Inc. 627 South 48th S t *105 Tempe 966-0141 Call Gary PT Customer Service Reps wad Preboard Screeners Must be 18. Have higjh school diploma, drag-free & pass background check. Full-time PT receptionist & every other F ro n t D e s k HELP W ANTEDGENERAL APPOINTMENT SETTING Looking for energetic, self-start­ ing people. Fun, motivated at­ $ 8/HR FUN job/great pay. mosphere starting @ $ 10/hr + Gymnastics instructor needed i bonuses. All shifts Pt. Tempe. to teach @ daycare/preschools. Close to ASU. Call 894-9200 Drive time paid! Very flexible! Van or truck a must Please con­ BAJA TILLY'S looking for out­ tact Tami @ 821-4640. going individual for bar 1 tenders, security, and cocktail positions on wknds. Apply in person. 1123 W Broadway O r d e r C le rk s (between Hardy & Priest). S e rv e rs N o w H irin g : T em p e • AS li HELP W ANTEDGENERAL G u a ra n te e d O N B O N U S Outbound Telemarketing tor credit card tale« • $8/Hr to start! • Flexible Schedules! • Immediate Start! • No Experience . Necessary! • Paid every Friday! $ Now e n v i Immediate Openings $ Flexible Hours $ *12-*15 After Training $ Daily/ Weekly/ Monthly Bonus, $ Predtetlve Dialer $ Tuition Reimbursement £#eu. Dobson/Guadalupe 777-8757 r e ta s n find a new path- DONOR EGGS NEEDED Heilthy «romei («got 21 - 30, ill ethnic CAR CLEANERS groups) needed to donate eggs anonymously to • Flexible Hours • Full & Part time help infertile couples achieve pregnancy. • Close to Campus Cat TODAY 470-4557 or Fax 470-9144 r •Lu xu ry Cars Accepted donors compensated $ 2 0 0 0 . Call Kelly at 675.0015 or apply in person at 6825 E. McDowell Rd. < 7 3 5 -0 0 0 0 SUMMER & CURRENT JOBS AVAILABLE W e are h irin g fo r p o sitio n s n ow ! • $6-$7/hr 7-10 clinic visits and injections involved. 48 th S t A Southern AZ Ave. & Warner SUPERVISORS» KMOhours per w eek, $7.55 + up DOE. Must be For more information cell (602) 060- 4792. (Scottsdale Accura) 1 1 years, 1 years experimsee in childcare, some cfatld developm ent education. W 4 I hoars per «M k , 86.7S and up, DOE. Most be a i years, % years experience. H .S. diplom a/G.E.D 2*40 hoars per w eek, 86-8644 DOE. Must be 19 years, 6 u i om II i s to 1 year experience ’îl-ïiv i A ll location s fat Mesa. Greet lor education or Jan at the Meas TMCA for inSortnation, 9690166 . JO B S TUITION REIMBURSEMENT SEMI-ANNUAL MERIT REVIEWS We Don’t Ask For ExperienceWe Give It Get a good, dose look at the NEW advantages of joining The FACS Group, Inc. FACS provides financial, credit, and administrative services to Federated Department Stores, Inc., induding M ac/s and Bloomingdale's. Full and part-time opportunities are currently available in the following areas: Summer Business Internship open to all majors. Involves travel and possible college credit. Earn $6,000-17,000 Inform al b tfo m ia tio n a l CUSTOMER SERVICE • BRIDAL DIRECTORY Additional advantages indude: • 20% discount on most Macy's purchases • Casual dress every day 1Competitive medical benefits for full-time Inte rview» Thursday, A p ril 1 Memorial Union Room 221: Apache - Sessions start prom ptlyat 3pm and 6pm FAC S FINANCIAL and CREDIT SERVICES Serving Macy's a Bloomlngdale's Papartmant Storea « Paid benefit days »Paid weekly • Hrly rates are $8.25 or more (DOE) r n o w H IR IN G Red Roof Inns will soon be opening its newest hotel just 3 miles from the ASU campus! Front Desk Van D river A typing test is required for all positions. Apply in person Mon.-Fri, 8am-5pm or call 929-3000 (Northeast comer of 52nd St. and west 14th St between Broadway and University Drives.) positions available. No experience necessary, with Flexible Hours to m eet your schedule! For immediate consideration, Apply in person at our 1345 S. 52nd St. Chandler location: 1-10 and Chandler Blvd. or call John Slaughter at in Tempe Equal Opportunity For All 557-5382 HELP W ANTED* GENERAL HELP W ANTEDGENERAL HELP W ANTEDGENERAL HELP W ANTEDGENERAL EL PASO BBQ now accepting, applications for waitstaff and host positions. Please contact Scott at 705-5050. MAKE $20-100, 4-5 energetic students distributing flyers on April 4,5,6, 2-3 hrs. CA11 1800-260-3752. POOL MAINT. Tech, great pay, flex, p/t hrs, fun job. Call 4380258 Must have reliable track. ROTHER'S BOOKSTORE now accepting apps. for spring and summer help. Apply in person 1625 E. Apache INDIVIDUAL NEEDED for ac­ counts payable position. P/T, computer oriented, reconciling payables, record daily deposits, and other dities. Call Maurice Kelsall 966-3848. JO H N H A N C O C K Arizona Kersting general agen­ cy: needs agents. $ 2000mo training subsidy. Call Jim 52?21.00 ext507 EOE MFVD 304061198-019 P/T ADMIN. Asst., Comp, skills & prior exp. R'qrd in Ad­ min. or Cust serv. M-F 12-5 pm. $7/hr+, d.o.e. Call Udall Fi­ nancial at 644-9060 for more info. LIKE REACHING, energetic, caring, college degreed instruc­ tors for eve/wknd. classes teach­ ing college students. Will train. Call 1-800-260-3752 McCormick Ranch REWARDING, EXCITING sum­ mer for sophomore & older col­ lege students, counseling in the Colorado rockies. Back­ packing, western riding, water activités, natural science, & many outdoor programs. Write San Born Western Camps PO BOX 167 Florissant, CO 80816 P/T DELIVERY/ Warehouse work- $7.50/hr aftms, T-F, flex, schedule. AZ driver's license/good driving a must. Near ASU. 921-7050. PART-TIME WINDOW Mfg. needs file clerk 4hrs/day M-F. Apply in person o r call 8202949 Jordan 5865 S. Ash Ave., Tempe 85283 (between Mill & kyrene, N. of Gualalupe)' : LAWN SERVICE p/t help No exp. nee. $7 50/hr; 966-3269; Flexible hours. LEGAL COURIER p/t, M-F 1-5 Prof, appearance & car req'd. Call 452-1826; RESEARCH ASSIST. $9 hr. Must have car. Eves/ wknds; O'Neil Assoc.: Brian 967-4441 ROSE GIRLS wanted to work in East Valley night clubs. * Must have trans. Avg. $ 1015/hr. Call 897-2728 COMPUTERS Im m ediate o pe ning fo r a tem porary p o sitio n w ith a Softw are com pany based in S cottsdale perform in g technical surveys. Flexible hours d urin g 8-5 sh ift. Individual should be fam iliar w ith PCs: Novell and DOS h elpful. C andidate should have excellent com m unication skills. If in tereste d , send resum e h ig h lig h tin g a pplicable skills to T ele direct In ternational, Inc, ATTN: Mgr, Technical S upport, 17255 N. 82nd St., S cottsdale, AZ 85255 o r Fax: 602-525-3373. SCOTTSDALE BOYS & Girls Club needs teen coordinator to recruit + plan activities; should have exp. working w/ teens. Clean DL. PT, 22 hrs/wk, salary doe. Call 948-8020. SCOTTSDALE BOYS & Girls Club looking for Education instr. to conduct fun; educational activities for children age 6»12 . V e ry G enerous H o tlin e (6 0 2 ) 3 6 7 -2 4 9 6 Fax (6 0 2 ) 6 0 7 -0 2 6 8 L Looking fo r team players w ho desire a position in a N ew ly re n o v a te d , so o n to b e 4 s ta r Hotel w ith pleasant surroundings... Currently available: • • • • Bellm an/ V alet AM & PM Food Servers AM & PM Room Server PM Security Parking Attendant- P T Flexible • Banquet Steward • • • • P /T Concierge AM & PM Busser Security O fficer- Flexible M aintenance Engineer Experience Required • Banquet Setup Supervisor EOE M /F/D /V Pre-Em ploym ent Drug A T o tin g Required J y TRIANGLES BIKINI Shop, p/t, days, nights of weekends, fun. job, 947-6562. 2013 N. Scot-' tsdale Rd. Make your advertising $$$$ work harderI Pu t It in the C la ssifie d s1 GREAT SUMMER COUNSELOR POSITIONS Have Fun • Make a Difference . • Summer in New England Residential Summer Camps seek staff in all indi­ vidual and team sports: Baseball, Basketball, Tennis, Soccer, Inline Hockey, Golf, Swimming, Sailing, Water-skiing, Mt. Biking, Backpacking, Clim bing w all/challenge Course, Football, Lacrosse, Coaching, General staff positions, office, dance, and gymnastics. Located in the mountains of Massachusetts just 2.5 hours from NYC & Boston. C o m p etitiv e S alaries + room/board. Call Camp Greylock for Boys (800) 842-5214 or) Camp Romaca for Girls (800) 779-2070. Healthy summer • Stay in shape • Work outdoors I DOLLAR RENT A CAR SYSTEMS, INC. is expan ding its Phoenix A irport A lic e location and has th e follow ing positions C ooper'stow n • S h u ttle » : W ill be responsible fo r transporting vehicles in accordance w ith fleet manager's direction. Requires an acceptable driving record, be licensed in the state of Arizona, and must be able to read and understand directions; previous car rental industry experience is a plus. For updated openings, ca ll the JOB HOTLINE Ph. (6 0 2 ) 3 6 7 -2 4 4 3 TENNIS JOBS- Summer: www. summercampemployment.com; 1-800-443-6428. W ill be responsible fo r processing incom ing reservations and walkup customers, offering and selling optional services, and daily reconciling o f rental agreements and cash receipts. Requires high school diplom a or the eguK/ialeht, good verbal com m unication skills, average math aptitude and must be detail oriented; prior customer service experience is a plus. Tem pe Mission Palms H otel (602) 894-1400 ext. 578 S co tts d a le , A Z 8 5 2 5 3 SUMMER EMPLOYMENTmust be 18 yrs of age w/ reli­ able transportation. Looking for recreation staff and camp counselors for the Dobson Ranch HOA. Heather 839-2826 VALETS - ALL shifts, ovqr 18 yrs. of age. New casino, good driving record, drug & alcohol free, big tips, 657-8600 x 25 • Rental Sales Agents: B en efits Package 7 40 1 N . S cottsdale Rd. Sl 6 N PLACERS Living signs needed. Seeking reliable, high­ ly motiVated, energetic people for P/T wknd directional sign program. Ave. $10-12/hr. Mo­ tivational System s Inc. Call Mike at 362-5610. 1 • SWIM INSTRUCTORS & cqmp counselors needed for. summer. Pay doe. 423-9923 lv. msg. 7 available im m ediately: C om pensation an d Apply Anytime Clean DL, M?F, 2-6 pm, salary doe. Call 948t8020. HELP W ANTEDGENERAL IN VESTO R RELATION S & A D M IN H igh Energy boutique financial m anagem ent firm w ith AZ & n atio n al clientele. Position requires an energetic self-starter w ho is orga­ nized, has creative writing skills, enjoys working in multi-task environment and can handle high and low production times. Advanced computer proficiency, W ord Perfect, knowledge of com­ p u te riz e d d a ta b a se & sp re a d sh e e t, u se of Internet for research & effective communications skills necessary. Wide range of tasks, client inter­ face, degree preferred. Benefits. Salary $21,000$25,000 DOE. Send fax 225-9024 o r e-m ail resume tmg@themillergroup.net. EOE Current positions available Include: Hum an Resources Assist. (bilingual; $ )2 /h n FT) Hostess ' ($ 7 .2 5 /h r; FT) Pool Hostess ($ 7 /h r + tips; FT) Bell Person ($ 4 .7 5 /h r + tips; FT) Front Desk A gent ($ 7 .2 5 /h r) Bus Persons (M in . + tips; FT) Cooks ($ 9 -$ 1 0 /h r; FT) . . . Room A ttendants ($ 6 .2 5 /h r; FT) iS IiS S f iL _ HELP W ANTEDGENERAL Benefits include: V Com petitive Pay ( / Daily M eals, Health Insurance If you are interested in pursuing a unique opportunity w ith a strong international company please apply in person at 50 S. 24th St, Phoenix, 85034. EOE/M/F/D/V ✓ Long-term Savings Plan Apply M -F, 8a-5p • fax resum es to 966-5148 6 0 E. 5th St • Tem pe 85281 IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT AVAILABLE IN SOME POSITIONS!!!! 3/28/99 Are You A Player? C om e joi> MS q t A lic e 's S p rin g T raining. G e a r wp for th e D -B aeks big se a so n a t B.O.B. HIRING LEAD-O FF Asst. Managers • Servers • Cocktail Servers • Hosts/ Retail • Bussers D ow n to w n 's #1 R e s ta u r a n t &. 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DH-LY’S DELI: Busy Deli needs day help. Ask for Leanne or Nicole @ 491-1196 or apply in person after 2pm. HELP WANTED- Deli person pt, days/wknds, flex. hrs. Exp. pref. but not nec. Apply in per­ son: Capistrano's Italian Deli, 655 W Warner, Suite #110, Tempe, Kyrene A Warner. 4969044 HELPW ANTEDF O O D SERVICE HELP W ANTEDF O O D SERVICE HELP W ANTEDF O O D SERVICE ISLANDS RESTAURANT now hiring host/ess A food servers. Looking for positive A friendly people who like a fast paced work environm ent. Flex. hrs. exc. pay. Apply M-F 2-6pm @ 730 S. Mill, Centerpoint Plaza, next to Haikins ers, pizza makers. Apply at 1112 E. Apache M-F, 9-5. THE'ALL hew Bojo’s now hir­ ing expd doorstaff, delivery drivers and cooks. Apply in person @ 829 S. Rural Rd., Tempe. SERVER NEEDED, Have fun A make money! Poisiti ve people only. Pasta Brioni 994-0028 SERVERS - all shifts avail. Aftn driver, must have own ve­ hicle/ ins. Wage + tips, apply in person @ Cafe Nikos, 3360 N. Hayden Rd #116 in the Of­ ficeMax plaza PEPPINO'S NEW location on Apache A Terrace is now ac­ cepting app's for servers, cash­ iers, bartenders, delivery driv- dm HELP W ANTEDGENERAL w and film HELP W ANTEDGENERAL i/ f / 9 d a SERVICES WAIT STAFF, immediate open­ ings: lunch shift, $5 + tips; dinner shift, $2.13 + tips. Ja­ panese food exp. req'd. Host/ess needed, $6-$9/hr doe. Cashier, lunch shift, $7/hr. Sakana Sushi Bar A Teppan. 5061 E. Elliot, 598-0506. SERVICES ARCO INTERN, 10-f5 hrs/wk. $7/hr. fo r retail mktg. pos. M ust be 21 yrs. A valid DL. Drive own car. 357-7296 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES CORNERSTONE SECURITIES Corporation: To learn more about day trading for a living, call 423-1700. wwW.protrader. com WORK AT home, be your own boss! Learn to earn 2k-3k/wk. Not MLM! 1-800-345-9688 ex t 4668 PERSONALS JH ■ .uT^.rTlirTiVL....mu • a a - v i,■im*. i wswwi.alilinn WANTED $ 9 0 -$ 1 4 0 Billiards Tournament April 10 at Sparky’s Den - Join the Fun!!! 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Get a student dis­ count! $29.99 Globe Business Services Coip. 429-1717 Wednesday, March 31, 1999 ARIES (March 21rApril 19): Activity revolves around profes­ sional and personal relation­ ships, much more than usual, (jom plete project, overcom e distance, language difficulties. People call upon you for per­ sonal consultations. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): What at first appeared to be a serious health problem will turn out to be a case o f "tak e two asp irin s and call me in the morning. ’’ Bright, cheery news featured. Leo will play fascinat­ ing role. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Love relationship under fire. Libra blue moon relates to your House of Romance. Third party Htforferes, interjects, w ishes both o f you no good. Focus on resilience, courage, determina­ tion: . CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will be in the news, possi­ bly - t a l k o f the to w n .” S potlight on p ro p erty , basic . issues, values, decision regard­ ing m arriage. G em ini, Sagittarius persons play leading roles. Fashion ne ws invol ved. LEO (July 23-Aug: 22): Secret discovered. Protect assets, make clear, " I am only responsible fo r my own debts, *’ Revise, review , revam p, rew rite fav o r a m ore m odern look. A quarian who orig in ally Opposed will say, " I w as Wpdg.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): * Your kind of day. Spotlight on reading. Writing, disseminating vital information. Money comes from su rp rise source, could involve music. What begins as pleasant flirtation might get out of hand. LIBRA (Sept. 23-O ct. 22): Could be too much o f a good thing — ’remember resolutions concerning diet, nutrition. Do not permit sweet tooth to get best o f you. S pecial g ift in v o lv es n eck lace. A nother Libra featured. IN T|R N SH ire_____ SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Hospital visit seals friendship. Report good on telephone may not prove entirely accurate. Be there in person. Wear shades of sea green, be loyal companion to one suffering from delusions. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Pow er play. Deal w ith higher-ups, let it be known, " I can handle added responsibility, I will meet and beat deadline." Financial assistance that seems far away Could be very close indeed. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan 19): Look beyond the immedi­ ate, Aries individual you met months ago will be back in your life. You get credit for creative endeavor — finally. Check with travel agent ^—journey will be longer than planned. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Insist on being heard by those who are planning your journey. Focus on independence, origi-. nality, desire for love, Leo and another Aquarian will play dra­ matic roles. Wear bright colors, yellow and gold. PISCES (Fteb. 19-March 20): If puzzled, admit it By frankly seeking help you could spark exciting, profitable relationship. Question Concerning marriage looms large. Stmies concermng the moon will surface. 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