W o r l d / N a tio n H T o ffa Sports g r an ted ea m ster s S p r e s id e n t un D ev ils en d h o m e sta n d a g a in s t O PPORTUNITY N ew M ex ic o P a g e 13 P age 3 b s u » Classifieds 1' Comica ......... .............. ....12 ■CrnsM*ord............... H . 10 Horoscopes . . . . ..,.10 Opinion.............. 4 Police Report K ....... Sports . 13 ©Còpyright. Slate Tiress,. 1998 Tempe, Arizona Voi. 83 No. 65 An Independent Morning Daily Tuesday, April 28,1998 S tu d e n ts g iv e v ie w s o n A S A S U e le c tio n s Apathy toward candidates, not enough advance notice reasons given for not voting B y K risten H atcher and K aren Y am aba S tate P ress Maybe there’s not enough scandal. Maybe there needs to be a Monica Lewinsky, or an independent counsel. Whatever the reason, some students are apathetic as to who will be elected Associated Students of ASÜ president next year! “If I vote. I'll vote for (Brock) ^ „ Leach because he’s not runnin g ,” said C hristopher Chase, à first-sem ester graduate student in reli\ gious studies. “O f all the candidates, if there is one that is w iser than the others, it’s probably the person that doesn't run.” B rian L en tz, though, said he is n ’t going to I ; . v o te b ecau se he d o e s n ’t -seally-care. He said a s s s p ip . . : : otlng Instructions - , .. ms«* thr beHot curd all ths wtyWto jHi« vota Stop 2 0* *jm thi two slots in tha and i t your card nt dornt ovar that«« rad (tint. : Stan I To vate, held the voting InatruBiant ttritxkt up. Firnen atratofct down thrpuah the ba tet tard tor »ha cindMatoa or teauaa«( va«' Chol«. Do net «ita pan or pendìi. -CV H most students are apathetic, especially 'when one considers past voter turnouts. - , i Hmint a jackass in~office, and I “I guess people are too busy with their own lives, social­ have a right to complain if ly, academically, to be trying to understand what’s going on ¿ggjjjgfe. in the race,” said the junior mechanical engineering major. “If ASASU has an impact on my life, I don’t see it.” — \ U t Heil, Some students said they hadn’t kept up with the elec­ sophom ore E pglish npqor tion campaign. “I honestly don’t really follow the candidates,” said Kerry Kudron, a junior studying urban planning. “You walk around campus and see the signs, but when it really comes “I haven’t seen what the president does and what he down to it. 1 really don’t know what difference it’s going to does with the overall college,” he said. “I think mostly make if I vote for one person over the other.” it’s ju st (ASASU) people who are interested in politics When Kudron saw pictures of the candidates on the front and cam paigning.” ■ page o f M onday's State Press with Sparky, she said she Graduate student Lori Eberhardt had a different view of the election. thought ASU was holding elections for a new Sparky. “ I thought elections were over w ith, and I thought “This is silly,” she said. “I voted last time probably 'These guys don't look very athletic,” ’ she said. because I felt sorry for the candidates standing out there in S u zanne P lu sh , a se n io r b io lo g y m ajo r, said she the rain. I kind of thought that if they’re dedicated enough didn’t know the election was Monday or anything about to stand in the rain, I ’d vote.” the campaign. Unfortunately for the candidates, there was no rain Monday. “I think most students don’t really understand what it is “I’ve had enough,” Eberhardt said. “Today is sunny.” ■0 n e student said he hadn’t voted yet, -but he /would by th at they (ASASU) do,’.’.,#he said, “I see it as a ’résum é' building, but that’s not a bad the end of elections Monday. thing.” “I don’t want a jackass in office and I don’t really have a Paul Perlman, a fresh­ right to complain if I don’t vote,” said sophomore English ________ man studying pre-nursing, said major M att Heil. “I’m very much he is not alone in not voting, involved in student and like Plush, hadn’t followed Jr organizations, and peo­ the election campaign. ple that go into ASASU tend to have their own L E F T : M a yb e th e s e c o n d tim e ’s th e ch a rm . A n « agendas, and I’m voting e m p ty v o tin g b o o th b e c k o n s stu d e n ts to p a r­ because I want to see my t ic ip a t e in th e A S A S U p r e s id e n t ia l e le c t io n h e ld on M o n d a y . agenda come out on I-— t top.” RIG H T: T h e ritu a ls o f v o tin g . A n A S U stu d en t I g s H a m m gm c a s t s h e r b a llo t d u r i n g t h e A S A S U p r e s id e n t ia l e le c t io n o n M on day. Stop 4 Voto Appropriata Pages. ***>■-* Mtef voting, remove the ballot card froir the Vote Recorder. Nate« IF you msst * mietaha return your ballot ear« and obtain another, Pollen, polle n go away; come again another day Student health booked; allergies increasing on campus because o f El Nino B y A lly A sher S tate P ress You've seen the bugs. You’ve smelled the pollen. You’ve been a victim of nature. A nd, if you think y our a lle rg ie s are going away on their own, you’re wrong. “There are six more weeks left of the pollen season,” said Dianna Garcia-Smith, chief o f nursing for the ASU Student Health Center. “For people with allergies, that’s hell on Earth.” Ever since the fierce rains o f El Nino crashed through Arizona, the usually dry spring season has gone from wet to wetter, causing a severe increase in allergy cases for students. Climatologist Randall Cerveny said the storms o f El Nino been a big influx h av e b ro u g h t of insects, because jple have never had slightly more than there’s more vege­ we and they want to tation for them to five inches of rain since January. That e a t, so they W going on. They is d o u b le the increase their pop­ am o u nt o f rain can*t believe that allergies can ulation.” P h o e n ix u su a lly make you feel so bad. I t’s really G a rc ia -S m ith gets each season. said the a lle rg y rough. He said the storms outbreak on cam ­ — D ianna can e a sily be pus has been the b lam ed fo r the A SU Student Health Center w orst sh e’s seen. g re c e n t a lle rg y There has been at increase. least a. 50 percent “The rains increase the desert vegetation, increase in allergy cases alone, she said, not which have caused an increase in allergies including upper respiratory and flu cases this season,” Cerveny said. “There has also also caused by the weather. “There has been a dramatic increase in students coming into the Health Center just m iserable,” G arcia-Sm ith said. “A lot of people have never had allergies before and they want to know what’s going on. They can’t believe that allergies can make you feel so bad. It’s really rough.” Garcia-Smith said as soon as the weather stabilizes at about 90 degrees, the pollen bums up and will ultimately stop irritating its u n su sp e c tin g v ic tim s. T he S tu d e n t H e a lth C e n te r is jam m e d w ith allerg y patients, she said, each looking for an easy quick-fix. With the drowsy effects o f most allerg y prescrip tio n s, it’s not easy, she added. vj T urn to Allergies, page 2 . Tuesday, April 2 8 ,1 9 9 8 Page 2 T o d a y • **" • r A llergies_____________ , • Campus dubs and organizations may submit written entries to the State Press in die basement of ntrtiB|8p|^y|PWP«i HfififiMwrti 'ffi|'nr|fir n*rrj a g M H H v tA iiK ' *’ • ■1 ■’ Deadline for requests is noon the day before publication and entries will not be accepted more than diree working days before publication. Only o i k entry per organization mgr day is permitted. ; Entries must contain the full name of the club or organization, a description of the event, date, time and the full address of the location. All requests are subject to editing for content, space and clarity Incomplete or illegible entries will be discarded. The Today Section is a daily calendar of events printed as a service to the ASU community. Requests are accepted on a first-come, firstserved basis and are {Minted as space permits. • AIDS H.O.P.E. — A meeting to discuss future AIDS awareness events on campus will be held in the MU Graham Room at 3 p.m. • Baptist Student Union — Tuesday P.M., an evening of praise and worship, will be held in the BSU Center, 1322 S. Mill Ave., at 8 p.m. • Career Services — Completing the puzzle in the Career Development C'entci at 10 a.m.: interviewing skills workshop in the MU Room 223 at 1:40 p.m. • Counselor Training Center —Counseling is available for ASU students, faculty and staff. The cost is $10 for part-ttme, $35 for C S t a t e P ress I * i- ' ■ - I I * ' I non-ASU people; session are unlimited. The center is located in Payne Hall Room 402, ,» fl** « • today; call 96% MM *e i w f w a spot• Dupnrtmciit «TDrum .G rMtarte Scbosl — The Graduate Showings; Art original concert of new works inspired by the Department of Dance graduate students in the University Dance Laboratory, Nelson Fine Arts Center, at 7 p.m. • East Timor Action Network — A general meeting in the MU Graham Room 216 at 6 p.m. • Hispanic Business Student Association —■A Target 4,0 luncheon in the. MU Cochise Room at 11:30 a.m. " _ * Hitiel Jewish Student Center — Tantalizing Tuesday lunch, chefVsurprise, in the center, 1012 S. Mill Ave., at 11:30 aju ( ost is $2 50 for students, $3JO far lion students • Institute for Co-Curricular Programs & Service — Last Lecture Series: Alberto Rios will present “The Alphabet ol the 21st Century” in the Agriculture Building Room 250 at 7:30 p.m • Political Education Coalition ;— A general meeting, including nominations for the 1998-99 PEC president, will be held in the MU Chrysocolla Room at 7 p.m. • l uiversity Toastmasters — Weekly ment­ ing to improve public speaking in the MU Coconino Room at 6:30 pat. l a r if ic a t io n FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) — An Associated Press story on April 22 about Northern Arizona University’s speech and debate team didn’t fully explain the circumstances of coach Lance Geiger's departure. After the school determined that the team used two former students in a recent tournament, it decided not to .rehire Geiger in the fall to teach or to coach the team. Geiger, who is employed on a one-year contract, was allowed to finish teaching his c la s s e s th is se m e ste r, a c c o rd in g to S h aro n P o rte r, dean o f the S ch o o l o f Communication. ■ '■ ■ C o n t in u e d fr o m page 1. “W e try to give m edicines th at do n ’t to avoid allergy problems is to stay inside m ake you sleepy, and that’s tough,” Garcia- during die early evenings and early momSm ith said. “W e’re working hard for stu- ings w hen p o llen is the stro n g est. The dents and there are a lot of things we can Student H ealth .Center has low ebst nondo. We just try to go at it the best we can.” prescription medications available to ailing She said the best thing for students to do students. G ubernatorial candidate faces alleged animal cruelty charges B y M a r g ie M a so n A sso c ia te d P ress C H A R LESTO N , W .Va. — A woman running for governor of Arizona will stand trial in Kanawha C ounty on charges she abused her horses* during a cross-country trek aimed at protesting government, a mag­ istrate ruled in a pretrial hearing Monday. K at G a lla n t, 4 8 , o f M esa, sa id h er rights have been violated, but M agistrate Kathy DeM arco denied G allant’s motion to d ism iss the case and take h er three horses home. “I am livid,” Gallant said. “I am getting railroaded in West Virginia.” G allant, charged with three counts o f a n im a l c r u e lty , a lle g e s a u d io ta p e s recorded after the seizure contained testi­ m ony fro m a v e te rin a ria n sa y in g the horses had not been abused. But prosecu­ to rs have since erased those tapes and denied knowledge o f them, G allant said. G a lla n t also said K an aw h a C o u n ty does not have jurisdiction over her since she n e v e r ro d e h e r h o rs e s in W e st Virginia. She rode the horses about 2,000 miles in 67 days, but was hauling them in a trailer through W est Virginia when her vehicle had a m in o r accident. She then to o k h er h o rse s to a sta b le w here the owners contacted humane officers. Assistant Prosecutor Ginny Grottendieck declined comment. G a lla n t’s h o rses — S ol, W illie and Stagecoach — were seized last June during a trip from Mesa to Washington, D.C., that was meant to protest a smoking ban in her hometown. Humane officials said the ani­ mals had saddle sores and ranged from 100 to 350 pounds underweight. Gallant, who plans to run for governor on the Libertarian ticket in September, said it’s normal for horses to lose weight on a long trip. Gallant ran an unsuccessful campaign in 1995 for mayor of Mesa. In 1997, she rode a horse up the stairs at city hall to protest government. 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Hoffa won a second chance to run for the Teamsters presidency M onday/w hile the union’s former political director was indicted on charges stemming from the tainted 1996 election. A fter a five-m onth investigation, a court-appointed monitor cleared the son of labor legend Jimmy Hoffa to participate in a rerun despite finding that he was occasion­ ally “vague and not credible” in his sworn statements about the conduct of a top aide. The monitor barred that aide from participating in the new campaign. Though often critical of Hoffa and others on his election slate, the report by election officer Michael Cherkasky gave Hoffa the go-ahead to seek control of the union that his father built into a national force. “The election officer did not find evidence of large-scale cheating or other improprieties to warrant disqualification o f Mr. Hoffa Or any m em ber o f his slate,” Cherkasky Wrote. Incumbent union president Ron Carey’s slim 1996 reelection victory was overturned in November by another monitor, who found that Carey took part in a scheme to use some $885,000 in union funds to boost his re-election cof­ fers. Carey has denied wrongdoing, but he was barred from running again and three consultants to his campaign plead­ ed guilty in federal court. H ours a fte r C h e rk a sk y ’s anno u n cem en t, W illiam Hamilton, who resigned from the union last year rather than Continue cooperating with investigators, was charged in a six-count indictment by a federal grand jury in New York. H am ilton Was charged w ith w ire fraud, m ail fraud, em bezzlem ent, conspiracy, lying to the grand jury and lying to the election officer. He was ordered to appear in court MUy 7 and faces up to 30 years in prison. Hamilton’s attorney, Robert Gage/ said, “Bill is innocent of all charges and we look forward to our day in court.” The 39-page ind ictm en t outlin ed various schem es whereby Hamilton and others allegedly swapped contribu­ tions to political groups in exchange for contributions to Carey, funneled money through the AFL-CIO and attempt­ ed to coordinated a contribution swap with the finance director of Clinton-Gore '96, Terrence McAuliffe. The deal w ith the D em ocrats never paid off. and McAuliffe has denied wrongdoing. Hoffa said Cherkasky's ruling should “reassure the gov­ ernment. the press and the public that a Hoffa administra­ tion will finally bring to the Teamsters the integrity and sta­ bility w e assume everyone wants.” : But Cherkasky held Hoffa responsible for misreporting nearly $44.000 in donations, including a $1,000 check from V oti aoiss » SLATE VOTE OFFA MC I ate D oug M llls/A sso cia te d P re ss Ja m e s P. Hoffa, left, is joined by su p p orte rs outside the National P re ss C lu b in W ashington M onday after giving a luncheon ad dress. Hoffa w as cleared to run fo r the Team sters p reside ncy by a court-appointed m onitor M onday, but one o f h is key aides w as barred from participating. former Teamsters president William McCarthy, which he failed to itemize. “ Mr. H o ffa’s testim ony on the preparation o f the (finance reports) and the omission of the McCarthy contri­ bution was not complete or accurate,” Cherkasky wrote. In another instance, Cherkasky found that the Hoffa • campaign paid the salary of a New York Teamster working on its behalf to the activist’s wife rather than admit it had a convicted felon on its payroll. The investigation found several violations of the rules involving disclosure of financial supporters and expendi­ tures, and fined several Hoffa slate members a total of $26,416. . i Still, Cherkasky said "the substantial majority o f contri­ butions to the Hoffa Slate Campaigns came from lawful sources. Cherkasky imposed a $16,767 fine on the Hoffa cam­ paign for accepting nearly $168.000 in in-kind services from Richard Leebove and his public relations firm, RL Communications of Detroit. Union candidates are barred from receiving anything of value from employers. Cherkasky’s analysis found that Leebove, one of Hoffa’s top aides for three years, billed the campaign just $ 17,650. During the same period. Leebove received more than $240,()()() from Detroit Local 337. which is led by Larry Brennan, one of Hoffa’s staunchest supporters. Cheraksky also found that union funds were skimmed for political contributions to Brennan’s local campaign, but didn't tie it to Hoffa. • '* ■ G uatem alan Bishop slain after exposing hum an rights evils By A lfo nso A lzu eto A s s o c ia t e d P ress G U A T E M A L A C IT Y - O n F rid a y , Bishop Juan Gerardi Conedera presented a scathing report on human rights viola­ tio n s durin g G u atem ala’s 36-year, civil war. Late Sunday, the 75-year-old prelate w as b e a te n to d e a th w ith a c o n c re te block. It was the first killing o f a high-rank­ ing church o fficial in C entral A m erica since peace accords ended civil wars that had wracked the region during the 1980s. N either Rom an Catholic church offi­ c ia ls n o r p r o s e c u to r s g a v e a m o tiv e M onday for the crime, in which someone A w om an re ach es out to priests carrying the coffin o f Guatem alan Auxiliary B ish o p Ju a n G erard into th e M etropolitan C athed ral M on d a y in Guatem ala City. B ish o p G erardi, a leading hum an ' righ ts a ctivist in G uatem ala, w as slain late Sunday, two d a ys after presenting a sca th in g report o n hum an rights a b u se s during the c o u n try ’s 36 year ciyil war, . * , , , smashed G erardi’s head and left the body in a pool o f blood in the garage o f his r e s id e n c e a t S an S e b a s tia n c h u rc h . Nothing was stolen from the house. If the k illing w as retaliatio n for the report, it shows that anim osity from the civil w ar did not end w ith G uatem ala’s 1996 peace agreement. If it was a random attack, it is yet another m anifestation o f the crim e wave caused by the w ar’s lega­ cy o f plen tifu l w eapons, poverty and a culture o f violence. Rev. M ario O rantes, a parish priest at S an S e b a s tia n , s a id he d is c o v e r e d G erardi’s body lying next to a bloodied concrete block about midnight. The face was so smashed in that he identified the bishop by his ring. G erardi, head o f the G uatem ala City a rch d io cese’s hum an rights office, had issued a rep o rt F riday th at blam ed the army and its param ilitaries for nearly 80 percent o f the killings during the war. Jose Miguel Vivanco, executive direc­ to r o f the A m ericas b ran ch o f H um an Rights Watch, called the killing political­ ly m otivated. “I c a n ’t believe this was ju st an isolated common crim ed he Said from W ashington in a telephone in te r­ view. “ N obody really e x p e c te d th is from to d a y ’ s G u a te m a la ,” V iv a n c o s a id . “Look at the success o f the peace pro­ cess, the fact that politically m otivated crim es have d e c re a sed d ra m a tic a lly — alm ost to zero.” “This is really a wakeup call,” he said. “I think the agents linked to the security apparatus are still very much active.” The head author o f the report, Edgar G u tie rre z , sa id th e tim in g w as su s p i­ cious, saying “we can ’t ignore” the fact that the report had ju st been released. T h e r e p o r t, d ra w n up by R o m an Catholic Church hum an rights agencies, stem m ed fro m th e p eace acco rd s. T he agreem ents called for the conflict to be in v estig ated to determ in e the tru th fo r historical purposes. Jean Arnault, director o f the U.N. m is­ sion for G uatem ala, called the killing “a violent contrast, given that Gerardi was a man who played a role in the peace pro­ cess.” ■ G erardi w as the first bishop slain in Guatemala. The most notorious killing o f a highra n k in g C a th o lic in C e n tra l A m e ric a c a m e in 1980, w h en S a lv a d o ra n A rchbishop O scar A rnulfo Rom ero was shot to death while saying M ass as that country descended into civil war. A tto rn e y G e n e ra l H u g o P e re z A guilera called the latest killing “a vile m u rd e r,” and sa id a p o lic e a rtis t had draw n up a sketch o f the m ale suspect from w itnesses’ descriptions. G u a te m a la n A rc h b is h o p P ro s p e ro Penados del Barrio said G erardi’s body would be laid out at the Guatem ala City c a th e d ra l fo r th ree d ay s b efo re bu rial later this week. ~ Opinion State P ress Tuesday, April 28,1 998 P age 4 t) O o M S » g E d it o r ia l Weather, weeds wreak havoc on student body I hab a code. Is your nose plugged up like a storm drain in the fall? Or is it dripping lik e a lo o se faucet? Perhaps both? It may not be a cold — it’s probably allergies. This season, thanks to our nem esis El N iño, is one o f die worst on record for allergy sufferers, according to health o fficia ls. Even those w ho have never had allergies before are feelin g the watery-eyed blues. We here in the d u st-in fested dungeon are among the many feeling the wrath o f the rainy season; w e’ve gone through more tissues than an all-fem ale Titanic audience. Then i^ a in ,m a y b eu (^ tta tlB tU ^ .¡ O f course, w e do use the cheap one-ply toilet paper ASU provides, leaving our skin flaky and doubling the snot-rag pile —* maybe it does add up in the end. O h, th e horror. Enduring sle e p le ss n igh ts "’cau se you can’t breathe, feelin g lik e a w alk­ in g zo m b ie d uring the day, lo o k in g lik e an open-m outhed, h eavy breathing N^eanderthal (an d gettin g m istaken for an A S A S U candi ^ date as a result). M akes you feel sillier than those post-gettingnaked-at-a-party regrets ... urn, nevermind. A s if the late-night cramming w e endure this tim e o f year doesn’t make us look bad enough in the morning. So, what is the ASU student body to do, short o f holding a Rudolph the R ed-N osed Reindeer impersonation contest? For starters, give Student Health a tty. Sure, it m ay take until fin als w eek to get an appoint­ ment, and it may be over faster than your first sexual experience, but it’s better than putting up with die histam ine-induced torture system your body is im posing on you. Student Health can offer prescription relief, and maybe even som e over-the-counter sugges­ tions to aid you through the process. Another avenue to consider, if you’ve built up a m edication toleran ce equal to som e crack users, is allergy shots. Sure, no one likes nee­ dles, but this is a more powerful way to combat those allergens, and you don’t have to remember to pop a pill every day. Unfortunately, this allergy season isn’t going to go away quietly, or quickly —- experts say there is another six weeks to endure before the temperatures are steady and hot enough to burn o ff the pollen. So before you drive everyone elses®qtzy with your sneezing, snoring, sniffling and wfumbg^do som ething about R. G et help. Admitting you have a- problem w the fittt step Ui n e ó w g y . s TAFF STATE PRESS N<£stenday Today Columnist poster child for the dim How are we to deal with the continuing problem of final The news came as a shock to exams? Who speaks for the dim? me, as I’m sure it did to you. I B ut the in ju stice d o esn ’t end there. I was recently was in class, feigning something informed by a foreign language instructor that not only will fairly close to attention, when I my class be tested on material covered during the semester, first heard of Arizona universi­ but we are also expected to have retained knowledge from ties’ plans to put the arm on stu­ earlier courses. And believe me, it’s like these people have dents yet again. a different word for everything. This has to be some kind of O nce m ore w e ’re b ein g persecution. forced to pay a ridiculous price For his own protection, I will not name the instructor in for our degrees. It’s extortion. question, except to say that his name is Lawrence Williams, Oh yeah, and they’re increas­ he teaches French and his office is in the Homer G. Durham ing tuition at the same time. Language and Literature Building. b u t the 5 p e rc e n t hik e is But how can this anonymous French teacher or any other merely adding insult to injury — after all, that’s only done once every year. Each semester, however, students must fascist instructor believe they can gauge our level of under­ face an older and far more insidious foe: final exams, or as I standing? Sure, they have th eir m aster’s and doctoral like to call them, “the bad tests made by people who don’t degrees in the subjects they teach. Some are even accepted like you to make you fail and never do anything with your as experts in their little fields. But who can say that when I say life.” Sure, “finals” is easier, but it just ■ ■ “A” and the instructor says “C,” it’s not doesn’t capture the horror, the funda■■ just a difference of opinion? mental unfairness. Jr .J r T h a t’s w hy testin g should be Apparently, the University powers W h o c a h y a y th a t w h en o u tla w e d . B ecau se th e r e ’s no w ay that be have again seen fit to test you on £ s a y * A ? a n d the answers to a handful of questions on a subjects you didn’t want to take in the sheet of paper can accurately reflect what first place. They’re punishing us for not in s tru c to r says ‘ C , \ U ’s a student has gained during a class. liking our punishment, if you ask me. n o t ju s t a d iffe r e n c e d In a course I took not too long It’s like state-sponsored sadism , this ago, I learned how to score cut-rate hock­ o p in io n ? vicious cycle of testing. ey tickets, who was cool to go boozing What if you don’t like the final — . w ill th ey m ake you take a n o th e r? ---------------------- --------------------- with and a certain young thing’s phone number. How can you grade something Where does it all end? like that? I got a “B” for the course — unfair, I tell you. After all, what gives professors the right to test us on our Realistically, and seeing as the system ’s so obviously knowledge of obscure course material? Who are they to deter­ rotten to its core, any serious opposition to these antiquated mine whether we’ve grasped the finer points of their pedantry? Most of us can get over the tuition hurdle. Financial aid testing procedures will have to be put off for a little while. Speaking of which, I’d better get to it. Is it possible to awards will be bumped up to cover the increase, and if „you’re not eligible for them, hopefully your hard work or cram a semester’s worth of material into a couple of nights’ your parents or your good grades will cough up the coin.for studying? Who can say? you. But what about those of us who are incredibly stupid? Gregor McGavinis a junior studying journalism. ' iM w if f i PERCY EDNALINO, Editor JODI BAFUNDO, Managing Editor CARYL-SUE MICAL1ZIO.............................Night Editor KARA SHIRE.. .................. ROWE E D G ELL..... GINGER SCOTT.. .. ......... CHRISTI FOIST...... BRAD LANG........................ JEREMY HEIN ...... MATT PAULSON.................. RANDY JO N ES............... VIVISTENBERG................ 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The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively published for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and Views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, facul­ ty, staff or student body. State P ress P hone N umbers Inform ation..............965-7572 Newsroom. ....... ,965-2292 M agazine.............. .965-1695 A dvertising............... 965-6555 Classifieds..................965-6735 h ttp ://n e w s.vp sa .a su .e d u Opinion State Press 17TTTD Ç ____________ T O ■ F , ■ ■ FÌTTO D Lit,1 1 t/K j 1U int L U I 1 UK ________________ Officers made* best choice S cott B en n ett’s colum n on Friday contained all the rhetoric that a person Who is ignorant of actual police work and policies would think. He made the two suspects sound like they were saints, deserving o f our-worship for their goodness. Nothing could be further from the truth. Here are the facts: Michael Federici and Tasia Patton were spotted riding in a Toyota Landcruiser. An officer ran the plate of the truck, and it came back as being reported stolen about one month prior. The officer called for back­ up, and when it arrived, they pulled the truck over. One officer parked to the rear and off toward thé driver side o f the vehicle. The other officer pulled directly behind the vehi­ cle. Michael decided to throw die truck into reverse, turn the wheel and ram into the police car that a police officer was get­ ting out of, knocking her to the ground and spinning her cruiser around forty-five degrees. Then two officers fired into the truck and Michael put the truck into drive, pulled forward, then jammed it into reverse and rammed into the other police car, shoving it into the road and oncoming traffic. That is when the other three officers fired on the truck. The point is that Michael Federici and Tasia Patton both made the decision to get into a stolen vehicle, injure and attempt to murder policé officers, and after the first rounds were fired, instead of stopping, continued to try to kill police officers. After committing several felonies, Scott Bennett states that we should “let two stupid young people leave the parking lot And live. One stolen car is not worth two human lives.” He’s right that one stolen car is not worth one human life, but he misses the point entirely. Michael Federici and Tasia Patton made the choice for die officers when they tried to kill them. You cannot try to run down police officers, or anyone for that matter, and expect be let go and let bygones be bygones. If the officers did not fire when they did, there could have been a chase and some innocent civil­ ian could have been injured or killed. Or they could have suc­ ceeded in killing one or more of the police they were ramming. The officers did the only thing they could when faced with a four thousand-pound deadly weapon; they met that level of force with an equal level of force. They stopped the threat as quickly as possible, and no innocent civilians or other police officers were injured. Considering the circum­ stances, the officers did an outstanding job. This is real life, not Hollywood, Scott. These police officers need our sup­ port, not our criticism. They put their lives on the line every second of every day for an unappreciative public, who con­ centrates only on the bad things they see on the news. Jim Mills Sophomore Justice Studies Police deserve credit I am writing in response to Scott Bennett's April 24 article “Recent Violence Raises Concern of Police Power.” I am hav­ ing a hard time understanding Scott Bennett’s one-sidedness in this article. First, he describes how 20-year-old Michael Federici, who happens to be driving a stolen vehicle, spun the vehicle around in a convenience store parking lot and rammed into a police cruiser, injuring a police officer. Next, Bennett describes how Federici then put the stolen Land Cruiser in reverse, backed up and proceeded to ram into the police car a second time. Bennett then goes on to describe how Federici and his 17year-old passenger, Tasia Patton, died “in a fiery rain of bul­ lets” and that the police “claim it was self-defense.” Bennett argues that thirty-six rounds fired by five different officers con­ stitutes an "excessive barrage of gunfire,” saying that two bul­ P age 5 Tuesday, April 28,1 998 e- m a il t h e e d it o r s in jin @ im a p 2 . a s u .e d u lets would have done the job the same, and that “the absurd number of bullets suggests the officers lost control. . . ” E ith er B ennett has ab so lu tely no ex p erien ce w ith firearms, handguns in particular, or he is an expert marks­ man and believes that the officers at the scene should have been able to, in the few seconds they had to react, coordi­ nate their firing so that only two rounds were fired between five officers, into a moving vehicle at night, both of which hit their target exactly. I would vote for the first option. The tone of Bennett’s article is that these two people were the unfortunate victims of a bunch of overzealous cops trying to be like John Wayne, saying “they could have let the two stupid young people leave the parking lo t” Yeah, what the hell, after all, they were only just a couple of naive kids having a good time driving a stolen car, committing vehicular assault (poten­ tially vehicular homicide) on an officer of the law. We have all done that a time or two, right? Scott Bennett ends his article by saying, “It is time to ask some serious questions. We owe it to Tasia Patton and Michael Federici. . . ” As for Tasia Patton, it is unfortunate that she had to die. I do not know what her involvement was, only that she was not behind the wheel. As for Michael Federici, I owe him nothing. I cannot think of a better way of getting yourself killed than repetitively ramming a police car. Shawn Seeley Senior Sociology Earth Day every day This is in response to your Boos & Bravos section of the State Press. Why on earth would you have the gall to say bravo to Earth Day? Is it me, or is this somewhat of a slap in the face of mother nature? Why must we celebrate a day in which we pay homage to the earth. Sorry if I don’t share your exuberance of such a wonderful day; however, I was raised to respect the earth for all of its natural wonders and its beauty. This respect is some­ thing that I practice EVERY DAY. Now, I know that others don’t share my. view o f tftgLearth, which is why we must put up with the nonsense we call Earth Day. What I really don’t under­ stand is the fact that these people take for granted that they walk in such beauty every day. If we were to gain the technology to be able to survive on another planet, would you be more pleased by having to wear a space suit to take a walk? Better yet, would you rather spend most of your days confined in some piece of metal only to wonder why you did not take care of die planet that gave you fresh air without the tanks? Maybe it’s the fact that I am Native American, and I tend to understand the things that take place on and to the earth better, but I don’t see the need to say bravo to Earth Day. Rather, we should say boo to those ignorant people who take for granted the fact that they would not live without the earth. Better yet, we ought to ship those people out to live on one of those space stations which NASA has so thought­ fully thrown out into space. I’m pretty sure that sometime during the second day there on the station, with limited access to the out­ side, they will begin to understand the importance of taking care of the earth. Who knows, maybe next year, we can celebrate Moon Station number three day, or Mars Day or Thank God They Came to Fill Up Our Air Tanks Day. You know I don’t blame people for their ignorance, especially since ignorance is something that is taught and can be untaught However, if these people don’t wake up and learn to smell the roses and respect that smell as if it were their own, we may be celebrating, sometime in the future, Wish I Could Take This Damn Suit Off and Go For a Walk Outside Day. Brandon Coin Junior Marketing Winter clothes make bathing suit blues ' Recently I spent some time r ia n ■,gazing disparagingly at my re fle c tio n in. the m irro r POLICOFF T h o se lazy w in te r m onths with their sweaters and pants C o lu m n ist really did me in. In a courageous A®. . I i pulled out the scaie l lijd in the back o f fny closet several | months before. Gingerly, I stepped upon it. As always, I contemplated that absurd notion that somehow a dainty step would lessen the blow, and as usual it didn’t. My grand to ta l... I don’t think so. Let’s just say I am twen­ ty-five pounds heavier then I was last summer. So I h i t the Student R ecreation C om plex A few w e e k t on th e tread m ill, som e liftin g and a serious ch an g e in d ie t would be my training for the bathing-suit nightihare to come. ; ■' W hen I got (here, I realized I wasn’t the only one engaged in a a e p ic boutofsetf-loathing. The SRC was full Tike I had never seen it before, every machine being mercilessly pushed to its limits. I couldn’t even find a crummy exercise b ik e .' It all of sudden struck me as very funny! The moment spring rears its ugly head, we clam or ’like ants to the sam e jplace we shunned ju st weeks before. )^ e didn’t bother to work out for our health; that wasn’t enough incentive. W e needed som ething really threatening like the possibility others might n o t find us attractive. T h a t's n . W e w ere fine w ith ourselv es until the proposition arose th at som eone else m ight see those extra pounds and. be disgusted. O ther peo p le.m o st o f whom we don’t even know, have somehow forced »*! conform and we, like little exercise lemmings, would not consider chaUehgingtbeir authority, _ After all, there’s to o much at stake. If we don’t sltod those extra pounds, the beautiful people might not find us attractive. Those guys or girls who seemed to show interest during the sweater monfhs might quickly ab an -; don. us w hence they., catch a glim pse o f our little bit extra. In theory, no one will like us, and we will wind u p | rhIdi»e’tmd:onfowsd. ' Conte on, people, snap out o f it! A nyone w ho won’t love you w ithout defined abs can’t love you at all. Those who would trade your sweet disposition for buns nt steel aren't worth your trouble. Sure, you have to be attracted to one another, but one’s degree o f definition shouldn’t be a defining factor. Love cbmeS in all shapes and sizes, b u t in the end there’s nothing more important than what’s inside.. Those of you who are starving yourselves for acceptance ate just going to end up empty. Exercising for others won’t help much, either. I f you’re happy with yourself, then you’re halfway there. The otherhalfw on’t be found in the SR C or at the bottom o f a cup o f non-fat yogurt After reading this,-hopefully many of you will once again abandon die SRC. Once the machines are free, I’ll be able to work at shedding my ow n winter weight. The above is prudent advice; unfortunately, it’s also advice most of us are too vain to follow. See ya at the pool! B Brian Policojf is a ju n io f studying English and can be reached at blackie@imap2.asu.edu via e-mail. Latest lifestyle tren d etching away at w om ens self respect T h e re is a new epide.m ic sw eeping across the country, and A SU is leading th e c h a rg e on this trend. T h is tre n d is unique because it has singled itself out in the female g e n d e r. M en h a v e th e ir ow n version, but it goes under a different name. This trend has become popular through tele­ vision and movies, and it makes women re­ th in k th eir view o f them selves, it drives some women to work out constantly, while it makes other women feel bad about their “natural” body. W hat is this tren d ? T his trend can be summoned up in one word ->*- Hoochie. Yes, the Hoochie. We have heard about them and seen them for quite some time, yet a new “species” has perplexed us because we do not understand them and their strange ways. In fact, some women who are actual­ ly Hoochies aren’t aware of it. So, 1 have made up this little test so you can decide if you are a Hoochie. As you take this test, keep score for every “Yes,” add one point; each “No” earns zero points. A re y o u a h o o c h ie? 1. Do you own a lot of skin-tight black pants? 2. Do you have multiple pairs o f shoes with big heels? O therw ise know n as Spice Girls Shoes? 3. Do most of your shirts expose your belly button? And is your belly button pierced? 4. Have you ever worn a see-through shirt to show off your decorative bra? 5. When get together with your friends, you talk about: A) your boyfriend(s). B) what bar/club you went to last night (Add one point if that bar is in Scottsdale, two points if it is Maloney’s or Martini Ranch, three points if it is The Cajun House.) C) p la stic su rg ery you h av e e ith e r received or are going to get. D) the Sorority (I am not saying that ALL sorority women are Hoochies, b u t. . . ) 6. Have you ever heard yourself saying, “He is not very attractive, but he has a nice car”? Or, “He is not very attractive, but he has a great foreign accent”? 7. Does your wardrobe consist o f workout clothes and “clubbing” clothes? 8. As an ASU student, have you ever been oh either The Real World or Road Rules? 9. Does this article make you mad? So, after taking this test and tallying up your points, how did you do? If your score ranges from 20 to 15, it is official; you are a Hoochie. But you know, it isn’t such a bad thing. You know all the bouncers at your favorite bars/clubs, and you always get digits, which leads to a lot o f d a te s. S o, a c c e p tin g th a t you are a Hoochie will make you the best Hoochie you can possibly be. I f y o u r sco re ran g es from 15 to 10, yo u ’re not doing bad. To use a baseball metaphor, you are in the minor leagues, but if you work hard and put your mind to it, you could someday become a Hoochie. If you’re in the 10 to 5 range, that’s not very good. You probably have self-esteem and a sense o f respect. So there is little chance you could ever be a Hoochie. And finally, 5 to 0. Terrible. You have a c h ie v e d th e d re a d e d c o m b in a tio n o f re sp e c t fo r y o u r m in d an d y o u r body, along with that feared ability, to think and act fo r y o u rself. S o, I h âté to tell you this, but there is no chance you will ever be a Hoochie. Well, I hope you learned a little bit about yourself, your friends and maybe even a lit­ tle about your g irlfriend/boyfriend. But more than that, I hope that you had some' fun and enjoyed this, because this article is done in jest. So, before you gather together three or four o f your friends and w rite a two-paragraph letter to the editor, remember this is done to entertain and inform you about an increasingly popular lifestyle. Ross Eide is a senior studying marketing and can be reached at eide@asu.edu via e-mail. S t a t e P ress Tuesday, April 28, 1998 Page 6 Scandinavian conference comes to ASU B y A lly A sher St a t e P ress * ■ F or the first and last tim e in 88 years, the Society of Advancement of S candinavian Study is brin g in g its annual conference to ASU. “It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportu­ nity,” said Wayne Senner, professor of Scandinavian Studies and coordinator of the event. ; The three-day conference, which b e g in s T h u rsd a y in the M em o rial Union, will have m ore than 200 lec­ tures, meetings and workshops focus­ ing on a wide range of topics. Scholars are flying in from all over the world to present their research and educate stu­ dents and community members about various contem porary and historical events. All sessions are free and open to the public. "(The conference) is more than his- torical,” Senner said. “No other uni­ versity in the world can offer all of the topics that we are going to be offering. It’s a really big event,” S en n er said he w orked w ith the S ociety’s executive council to have th e c o n fe re n c e at A S U , p a rtly in response to a growing level of student an d co m m u n ity in te re s t w ith the S candinavian Studies Program . He added that the Scandinavian popula­ tion in Arizona is rapidly increasing, w ith m ore than eight Scandinavian organizations in the Valley alone, Ellen Rees, assistant professor in S c a n d in a v ia n S tu d ie s , s a id th e g ro w in g i n te r e s t in th e S c a n d in a v ia n S tu d ies P ro g ram at ASU has recently led to approval o f a certificate, which will enable stu­ d e n ts to m in o r in th e p ro g ra m . A side from the 170 .presenters and scholars speaking at the conference, sh e sa id a t le a s t 300 p e o p le are expected to attend. “It’s a,great networking opportu­ nity,” Rees said. “It’s very informal. S tu d e n ts can atte n d any pan el o f speakers in any area they are inter­ ested in.” The annual conference has been held at different universities all over the country since 1910. Senner said they are hiring buses all over Arizona, mainly in Tucson, to bring other stu­ dents arid Arizonans here to partici­ pate in the event. T here w ill be an open Sw edish Film Festival running today through F riday in the MU C inem a to help jum p-start the conference. All o f the film screenings will be shown with E n g lish su b title s and are fre e fo r students and faculty. P o l ic e R e p o r t ASU Police reported the follow ing incidents Monday: • An employee reported that someone unlawfully entered Stauffer Hall and removed unknown items. • A man not affiliated with ASU reported that someone stole his 1989 Honda Accord from Area 8. The vehicle was later recovered in Tempe Center with several items missing from the vehicle. • A student was arrested, cited and released for driving with a suspended driver’s license after being involved in an acci­ dent at 6th Street and Rural Road. • Two men not affiliated with ASU were arrested for pos­ session of marijuana, possession o f drug paraphernalia and underage possession o f alcohol at the 800 block o f South Myrtle Avenue. A juvenile non-affiliate was arrested, Cited and released for underage possession o f alcohol. • A student reported that someone criminally damaged his Plymouth Sundance by breaking the rear window at Area 17. • A man not affiliated with ASU was arrested, cited and released for possession o f drug paraphernalia, failure to stop for police and criminal trespass at Mill Avenue and Gammage Parkway. • A student Was arrested, cited and released for possession o f marijuana. • A student reported that someone criminally damaged the parking lot at Ocotillo Hall. • A man not affiliated with ASU was .arrested, cited and released for shoplifting at Stabler’s Market. • An employee reported that someone recklessly burned a kiosk at Forest and Orange malls. • A student was arrested, cited and released for possession, of marijuana and underage possession of alcoholic bever­ age at Saguaro Hall. • A fight broke out at 1215 S. Forest Ave. No one was charged or arrested for the incident. • A man not affiliated with ASU was arrested for driving Under the influence o f alcohol at Rural Road and Apache Boulevard. Photo radar locations fo r Tuesday are: • M ill Avenue, betw een Broadway Road and Southern Avenue • M c C lin to c k D riv e, b e tw e e n B ro ad w ay R o ad and Southern Avenue • Elliot Road, between Kyrerie and Priest roads • Baseline Road, between M cClintock D rive and Price Road .. Compiled by State Press reporter Kristen Hatcher MEASURE YOUR TOE AT THE COOL JE W E L TheMeet & Eat Game Toe Rings Ankle Bracelets’ " \ ^ Nose Rings \ (Fake Nose Rings) ■ Hoops, Cuffs, Studs and Lots of Single Earrings W e have a w in n e r ! rCAMPUS~| l C o rn er -! T o th e b a ck o f th e S ta te P r e ss, th a t is ! ' C h ec k o u t th e c la s s ifie d s a n d th e g re a t jo b o p p o r tu n itie s! 7 1 2 S . C o lle g e 9 6 7 -4 0 4 9 n e x t to C o lle g e S tr e e t D e li 6 0 9 S . M ill A v e . 8 5 8 -0 5 6 7 a c ro s s fro m C o ffe e P la n tatio n Everyday Low Price Alyssa Ginzburg Gabe Alcazar aka “Bachelorette Number t ” aka “Contestant Number 9” Thanks for voting ASU! By an overwhelm ing m ajority, you picked Bachelorette Number O ne, A lyssa Ginzburg, to have lunch at Einstein's with Contestant Number Nine, G abe A lcazar. 2 4 e x p o s u re DOUBLE PRINTS s e e sto re fo r details C o lo r C -4 1 (Process B e s t P ric e in Tow n Want to be in the Einstein’s “ Lovin’ Lunchln” contest? See Thursday’s State P ress for details or stop by Einstein’s St Rural & University. It’s a great way to get a date A N D a great place to have lunch! P ress C la s s ifie d s They're on line too! h ttp :// hw s.vpsa.asu.edu Page 7 Tuesday, April 28, 1998 S t a t e P ress Youths death prom pts replacem ent o f Boys Ranch director TUCSON (AP) — The A rizona Boys Ranch, under criminal investigation following a boy's death last month, suspended and replaced the director of the Oracle facility where the death occurred. In addition, two employees who made the boy do push­ ups above a pail containing clothes soiled with vomit and excrement were fired and four workers were suspended, officials said. Carl Prange, the new ly appointed program director, adm itted Sunday that em ployees m istreated N icholaiis Contreraz and failed to get him medical care. Contreraz, 16, o f Sacramento, Calif., died March 2 after employees failed to detect a massive lung infection and pushed him to do physical activities that may have con­ tributed to his death, an autopsy showed. Contreraz told another boy two days before his death that employees of the military-style reform camp at Oracle W o rk lo a d , p a y “were torturing him ” with physical training and that he wanted to kill himself, investigators said. Five boys told investigators that Contreraz was forced to do push-ups with his face in or above a bucket filled with clothes he had soiled. “That is a complete breach o f our philosophy and of our discipline policy,” Prange said, explaining why the two w orkers were fired. “Any violation o f their dignity as human beings or their safety is intolerable.” ■■■■.Other boys questioned by Pinal County sheriff s investi­ gators claimed they had also been thrown around or hit by staff members. California, which housed more than 300 youths at the eight Arizona Boys Ranch campuses, halted new place­ ments after Contreraz’s death. San Joaquin County’s proba­ tion department removed two dozen boys from the Oracle camp last week. is s u e s p r o m p t U o £ A TUCSON (AP) — Five of the eight ortho­ pedic surgeons at the University of Arizona’s medical school have resigned, citing frustra­ tions over workload and pay, officials said. T he resig n atio n s w ere a blow to the m edical school, which finished its fiscal year last June more than $6 million in debt. None of the five surgeons would discuss their resignations, but other doctors and administrators were candid about the prob­ lems that prompted the Surgeons’: resigna­ tions and their concerns for the UofA medi- cal school’s future. “T his c e rtain ly is a very sig n ifican t lo s s ,” said Jam es D alen, dean o f the College of Medicine. “First of all, these arc excellent surgeons. They are very good teachers, very dedicated academicians. “ But they are fru strated . T hey w ork harder and harder and their revenues contin­ ue to decrease.” In hopes o f boosting the revenues of University Physicians Inc., the UofA doc­ tors' business group, the doctors are being ST U D E N T FORCED TO ROOM W ITH N EA N D E R TH A L su rg e o n s to A nurse who examined Contreraz and pronounced him fit shortly before he died remains on administrative leave, along With three other employees who were involved with the boy, until Boys Ranch completes its investigation, Prange said. Peter De La Rambelje, who headed the Oracle campus since it opened in 1992, was suspended without pay and replaced as director because the sheriffs report confirmed a need “for new leadership,” Prange said. Prange would not say if De La Rambelje remains with the organization. Prange, referring to the pail incidents, said it’s not fair for critics to blast all o f Boys Ranch for “aberrant behavior by a few individuals in the orientation program.” The Pinal County Attorney’s Office will decide whether to file crim inal charges in the Contreraz death. Deputy C ounty A ttorney Janna V anderpool said she also w ill review whether other boys were abused. re s ig n told to see more and more patients, Dalen and others said. That in turn makes it next to impossible to excel as teachers and do research, the doctors said. A long w ith the in creased w orkload, many doctors at the university have taken tw o pay cu ts o v e r the la s t fiv e y e a rs, am ounting in m ost cases to a 20 percent reduction in salary. Dalen notified the doctors last year that if they, their section and their department a t m e d ic a l s c h o o l w ere in the red, 10 percent o f the their salaries would be withheld starting Jan. 1. If the doctor, or his or her section of the department could get out of debt by June 30, however, the amount withheld would be paid in full. But that apparently came as small consolation for the surgeons who are leaving. Their average salary is around $200,000 a year, while an orthopedic surgeon in pri­ vate practice m akes $500,000 or m ore. Dalen and others said. CALLING CARDS loo m in utes 200 MINUTES ICE COLD Late last week, a local student reported to authorities that his assigned roommate was in fact a Neanderthal. The young man first had The Best Selection o f Imported and Domestic Beers, Wines and Liquors f. Just North of Apache ,■'■■■ 1 -8 8 8 -3 6 7 -4 3 4 0 www.jeffersoncommons.com Now pre»easm9 H tor F a ll >9« The Right Direction Con Meke All The Difference. s e e m to le a ^ “He just has a really thick head." 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A nd business people from m assage th e ra p ists to co rp o ra te re c ru ite rs can tell the d iffe r­ ence. P er cap ita incom e grow th last y ear w asn ’t a ll that m uch better than the 4.6 percent increase in 1996. But, w hen the declining inflation rate — from 2.4 percent in 1996 to 2 p ercen t last y e a r — is factored in, it’s clear A m ericans’ purchasing pow er has im proved. Per capita incom e grow th, after inflation, ju m p ed 2.2 per­ cent in 1996 and 2.8 percent in 1997. “M ore people are open to spending on them selves,” said Kyra Sm ith, m assage th erap ist at B oxers M en ’s Salon in Phoenix. By state, p er capita incom es ranged from $36,263 in C on n ecticu t to $18,272 in M ississippi. G row th rates ranged from 6.1 percent in C onnecticut to a decline o f 1 percent in N orth D akota. A fter C onnecticut, the states w ith the fastest grow th rates w ere T exas. 6 p ercen t; M assachusetts, 5.8 per­ S t a t é P ress cent; W ashington, 5.7 percent; O regon, 5.5 percent; K ansas and U tah, 5.4 percent; New Y ork, 5.2 percent; C olorado, 5,1 percent; and O klahom a, 5 percent. I “T hese num bers highlight the extraordinary breadth o f the econom y’s strength. From coast to coast, region­ al econom ies are doing w ell,” said eco n o m ist M ark Z a n d i o f R e g io n a l F in a n c ia l A s s o c ia te s in W e st C hester, Pa. T he stock m arket’s extraordinary rise last year — the Dow Jones industrial average surged 23 percent — a c c o u n ts fo r m uch o f the g ro w th in sta te s su ch as C onnecticut. M assachusetts and New York. “ U p state N ew Y ork is stru g g lin g but the city is doing very w ell because o f all o f the bonuses,” Zandi said. “In M assachusetts it’s m utual funds. C onnecticut is benefiting ... from boutique investm ent firm s m ov­ ing there. The lifestyle is pleasant and they don’t really need to be on W all Street.” M assachusetts also benefited from the surge in com ­ p u te r-re la te d b u sin e ss. In T e x a s, it w as th a t, p lu s increased trade w ith M exico, w hich w as reco v erin g fro m its c u r r e n c y c r i s i s o f la te 1 9 9 4 . U ta h a n d C o lo r a d o a ls o h a v e b o o m in g h ig h - te c h s e c to r s . W ash in g to n and K an sas are d o in g w ell b ecau se o f aerospace orders that poured into Boeing Co,, a m ajor em ployer in both states. D ave Sm ith o f D allas, a labor recruiter for the com ­ p u te r c o m p a n ie s, said the s tre n g th is n ’t lim ite d to h ig h -te c h in d u s tr ie s su c h as h is o w n . T h e r e p o rt sh ow ed e a rn in g s in c re a se d in ev ery m a jo r in d u stry except firm in g , w here incom e fell. , “In a m arket like this,T here’s an increased need for labor,” Sm ith said. “It has trickled dow n.” The only discordant noté cam e from farm states suf­ fering from low com m odity prices and still straggling to m ake up for erbps w iped out by flooding last year. And farm ers aren ’t the only ones hurting. “A year ago at this tim e . . 1 think w e sold 42 trac­ to rs,” said Jon S undby, a farm m ach in ery d e a le r in H illsboro, N.D. “I think this year it’s been three.” Because o f its decline in per capita incom e, N orth D a k o ta ’s ran k in g fell from 38th in 1996 to 4 5 th in 1997. O th er states w ith slow per cap ita incom e g row th were Hawaii, 2.4 percent; Nevada, 2.8 percent; A laska, 2.9 percent and Idaho, 3.1 percent. H aw aii’s ranking dropped from 12th to 16th. “Haw aii ... depends heavily on A sian tourism and A sian investm ent and both o f those things have dried u p ,” Z an d i said . “ A lask a is stru g g lin g b e c a u se oil prices are dow n. Plus they export a lot o f processed food to A sia and th at’s straggling.” N ev ad a had a stro n g eco n o m y b u t its p er c a p ita in c o m e g ro w th w a s d ilu te d by r a p id p o p u la tio n g ro w th . H e lp e d by a c o n s tru c tio n b o o m , its to ta l incom e grew 7.7 percent, second best after Texas. But its population surged 4.7 percent, far surpassing No. 2, A rizona, at 2.7 percent. , Reader’s D igest sweepstakes under investigation by 3 states NEW YORK (AP) — Three states are investigating the Reader’s Digest sweepstakes to determine if it illegally misleads people into believing they have won big prizes, USA Today reported Monday. The atto rn ey s general in Indiana, Connecticut and Florida were looking into the magazine's sweepstakes for not adequately disclosing entrants’ odds of winning, among other possible infractions, the newspaper said. Reader’s Digest said its mailings do not deceive contestants. “We disclose the odds o f winning and I don’tlhink any other sweepstakes companies do. ... W e alw ays have, alw ays w ill,” spokeswoman Lesta Cordil said from the company’s headquarters in Pleasantville, N.Y. The report comes after American Family Publishers last month agreed with 32 states and the District of Columbia to stop telling consumers they are “winners” or have already “won” a prize unless that actually happens. American Family is also being sued by four other states, while rival Publishers Clearing House is being investigated by several states, USA Today said. Reader’s Digest was unaware of the inves­ tigations before being contacted for comment by the newspaper, Cordil said. 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Some of the standing-room-only crowd on the train with the damaged axle began to panic after 30 minutes. “This lady just started freaking out so someone propped open the door and the power went out,” plunging the tunnel into dark­ ness, said Jorge Lozada, who was trying to catch a flight to Miami. He and several others jumped off the train and walked on narrow walkways, but were unable to open exit doors in the tun­ nel. Airport personnel, watching the stranded passengers on video surveillance, turned off the power the moment the train doors were forced open. “There’s a live wire out there just like a third rail,” Cannon said. “If somebody had stepped on that, they would have been killed instantly.” Police eventually escorted the stranded passengers to a con­ course. where they were bused to other areas of the airport. 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H eller told The Associated Press that he hadn’t known o f Falstein, who died in 1995, or read his book, which was published in England as The Sky Is a Lonely Place. “I’m am used that th ere’d be such a fuss or that m uch interest in it,” Heller said. “It’s irritating because o f the implied insinuations.” The points of similarity begin with the authors them­ selves, both A ir Force veterans from R ussian-Jew ish families in Brooklyn who served in Italy during the war. B oth novels are set at the M ed iterran ean base o f an American bomber squadron in W orld W ar II. Both focus on terrified airmen forced by bureaucratic m uddling to fly an excessive num ber o f dangerous m issions over Nazi-occupied Italy, the Times said. Each writer used the powerful and evocative image of a wounded soldier whose body is encased; mummylike, in a white cast. 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In Falstein’s book, the crew flew a B-24; in Heller’s, it w as a B-25. B oth books in clu d e d iarrh ea ep id em ics among airmen as American troops advance, the Post said. H ellef’s novel opens with a chapter titled “The Texan,” while Falstein’s narrator introduces a character referred to as “the stringy Texan.” Both books also have a fatal relationship betw een a flier and a young Italian girl. In Face o f a Hero, a character say s “Grazie, Nazi” and another replies, “Prego, dago.” In Catch 22, some dia­ logue goes: “Pass the salt, Walt,” -“Pass the bread, Fred” and “Shoot me a beet, Pete ” “T h at goes all the way back to D alton T ru m b o ’s Johnny Got His Gun ” said Heller, referring to an antiwar novel o f 1939. the alternative copy shop CROSSW ORD $1 0 .0 0 O ff 1st M O N T H ! 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Chicago’s WMAQ-TV tried to draw a line last week, breaking its contract to broadcast the raucous Springer talk Show. It said die show no longer fit its standards. The next day, die rival Fox affili­ ate snapped up Springer and said it would air the show not once, but twice daily. ‘Television has gone from being juvenile to infantile,” said Robert Lichter. director of the Center for Media and Public Affairs, a Washington research group. “We’ve gone from dirty sex talk to kinky sex to jokes about bodily functions. It’s the stuff that nobody would have imagined a decade ago.” Many of the shows pushing the edge of the envelope hardest are the hottest in the business. The foul-mouthed South Park is a sensation, and last week’s episode, in which the character Cartman’s father was revealed, won the highest ratings o f any entertainment series in basic cable’s history. ' Besides South Park, the biggest hit on cable is the crunching antics of professional wresders. Steamy Dawson’s Creek, whose opening episodes featured a 36-year-old teacher’s affair with a high school student, is usually the highest-rated show on the WB network. Springer said that the first time guests exchanged blows on his show, he was so mortified he considered switching jobs. “I thought it was theend of my career,” Springer said. Now fisticuffs are commonplace, even expected. Last week, the syndicated TV newsmagazine Extra alleged that producers encouraged, and even coached, some of the show’s guests to get into fights. But many Springer devotees said they didn’t care. At a broadcasting convention this month, conservative com­ mentator William Bennett and Democratic Sen. Joseph Lieberman urged station owners to boycott Springer. The president of ABC, Robert Iger, called the show a disgrace to the industry. T guess he’s not a fan of the show,” Springer said. “That’s fine. Other people are watching. He doesn’t have to watch. His com­ ments on the show are absolutely fine, that’s his right. But that’s a long way from ever saying to a person, ‘You are not allowed to watch it.”’ Because Of broadcasting deregulation during the 1980s, pro­ ducers are more willing to take chances on content, Lichter said. There are many more outlets available to expose the work, too. A show like Sodth Park would never have gotten on the air a decade ago because broadcasters would have considered its audi­ ence of 3 million to be too small, he said. An audience that size on a cable network today makes the show seem like a hit The same instinct that causes motorists to stop and peer at auto accidents is behind many of the more shocking shows, said Vicki Abt, a Penn State University professor. Audiences are becoming desensitized to the profanity and violence, she said. “We get bored very quickly,” Abt said. “We need blood and guts to get the same outrage from the audience.” While polls show many viewers are upset by much of what they see, “you’re going to see more and more of this until the pub­ lic is so up in antis that they shout it down,” Lichter said. Coming this’ summer on many CBS stations: shock jock Howard Stem. His hiring so angered relationships expert Dr. Laura Schlessinger that she broke off negotiations for her own TV show with CBS’s syndication arm. Stem’s response: Dr. Laura is “less than a nobody.” W ine incapable o f ‘breathing’ in the bottle, researchers say B y A lexandra /. avis A ssociated P ress CHICAGO — The next time someone who fancies him self a wine connoisseur insists on opening the cabernet a couple of hours before drinking it to let it “breathe,” tell him to put a cork in it. Scientists say the bottle opening is so small that letting the wine stand uncorked doesn't make much difference. The theory is that allow ing a wine to “breathe” dissipates unsavory gases that may have formed and increases the wine’s contact with oxygen, aging it a bit more. Two researchers decided to put that theo­ ry to the test after getting into an argument on the subject over dinner. Dr. Pier Giuseppe Agostoni. a cardiolo­ gist with the University of Milan, wanted to uncork the wine and let it b reathe. Dr. Nirmal B. Charan of the VA Medical Center in Boise, Idaho, said it wouldn’t help. So the two devised an experiment. They opened five bottles of cabernet sauvignon. They took samples of the wine and tested it. Then they let the bottles sit and took more samples two, four, six and 24 hours later. The upshot? Charan was right. Letting a bottle breathe — even for a whole d a y m a d e little difference. The oxygen level in the wine went up, but the carbon dioxide level hardly changed, A P r a c tic e D e d ic a te d to i C o m p le te W o m e n 's FILIATED WOMEN'S HEALTHCARE H e a lth c a r e OBSTETRICS ÁND ÇŸNECOLOGY • Dr. JámésD,. Colleen, MD. • Dr. Alison K. Cooper; M.D. ■"'.i'.;>.Dr. Daniel ]. Dpwswèll, 0.0. • Dr. Ernesto Mi Goméz, M.D. \ 8 2 9 -6 3 3 1 said Charan, whose study was presented in Chicago on Monday at the annual meeting of the American Lung Association and the American Thoracic Society. The researchers’ conclusions, however, didn’t convince some wine experts. “It’s been experimentally and scientifi­ cally p ro ven. T he p ro b lem is they are wrong,” said Randall Grahm, owner of the Bonny Doon winery in Bonny Doon, Calif. “Sometimes the wine will have a very hard character^ A little bit of air will seemingly soften and mellow the wine.” Grahm recommends uncorking a bottle of red wine at least a half-hour before drinking it. But for the best results, he said, the wine should be poured into a glass or a carafe. On this point, Charan’s research backs the connoisseurs. Just two minutes of swirling the wine in a glass brought the average oxygen partial pressure to the same level as in the air and reduced the carbon dioxide partial pressure by 90 percent. And it tasted better, too. “The theory of swirling isn’t just to put stains on your shirt,” said Sterling Pratt, wine director at Schaefer’s Wines, Foods and Spirits in Skokie, 111. “It is to expand the surface area of the wine in the glass so that more wine comes into contact with the air.” ■ • v ■: .■ Healthy 1i)idEastern Çuisine • Dr. Christine M, MçClusky, DXX *'Dr. Craig L MecKelkè, P.Q. : *Dr. Sidney É. Sénirád, D.Ö. 1492 S. Mill Ave., Ste; 314 Tèm pe . A I-B a s H a MIDDLEEASTERNMARKET&OEU "ttwwrei Riederiffravel Services ü Leisure & Buiness Travel Any Night 1334 E Apache Blvd. Tempe, AZ 85281 (602) 303-6600 STA TRAVEL.. 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Pick up an application in the basement of Matthews Center, For the 237th time, e-mail the Sports E d itor at heavis@asa.edu San Antonio takes 2-1 lead on Suns SAN ANTONIO (AP) — On the M RA ^ a y r d |B day he was nam ed R ookie o f the Year, Tim Duncan looked like anything but a raw rookie, Duncan scored 22 points and keyed a crucial third-quarter rally Monday night as the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Phoenix Suns 100-88 to take a 2-1 lead in their NBA playoff series. Duncan teamed with David Robinson in the third-quarter scoring binge as the Spurs grabbed a double-digit lead by outscoring the Suns 27-15 in the period. At one point, the two 7-footers took turns dunking off passes from the other. San Antonio held a 71-59 advantage entering the final period after the score was tied at halftime. The Spurs, trying to match up better with the smaller Phoenix players, abandoned their “Triple Towers” lineup and started 6-foot-4 shooting guard Vinny Del Negro in place of 7-foot center Will Perdue. Antonio McDyess led the Suns with 26 points and 17 rebounds. The bcst-of-5 series resumes W ednesday night at the Alamodome. Cavaliers 86, Pacers 77 CLEVELAND (AP) — W ith a determined, emphatic performance that awakened a slumbering team and its fans, Shawn Kemp made sure Larry Bird won’t sweep his first playoff series as a coach. Kemp scored 31 points as Cleveland avoided elimina­ tion with its first home playoff win in five years, an 86-77 victory over the Indiana Pacers on Monday night. Asserting himself so ferociously that even courtside fails were pointing and scream ing, “Give it to him ,” Kemp sealed the victory with a 16-foot jumper that made it 84-77 with 29 seconds left. Fans who have been sitting on their hands seemingly since the Cavs moved into Gund Arena in 1994 responded as Kemp danced at halfcourt — two hip thrusts and two kicks that got the place as loud as it has ever been. When the final buzzer sounded, Kemp pumped up the crowd again with the universal symbol for “raise the roof.” And that was nothing compared to what he did during the game. Kemp, whose Seattle SuperSonics were the last team to lose a best-of-5 series after leading 2-0, made 11 o f 21 shots and pulled down seven rebounds. Whatéver combina­ tion of defenders Bird put on him, he dominated. The Pacers, who won the first two games of the series at Market Square Arena, now must play Game 4 on Thursday night. Only five teams have come back from 2-0 deficits in best-of-5 series. Rik Smits led Indiana with'26 points on 1 l-for-17 shoot­ ing before fouling out with 86 seconds left. Reggie Miller had 18 points despite being hampered by a sore left leg that he stretched and limped on during the second half. M ark Jackson: surpassed his own club playoff record with 17 assists. Reserve Derek Anderson scored 11 points and inspired the Cavs by shoving Dale Davis late in the third. Zydrunas IlgauskaS had 13 points. Mike Fratello improved to 2-11 in the playoffs as coach o f the Cavs, who snapped a seven-gam e playoff losing streak at home. Even though the crowd o f 17,495 was about 3,000 short of a sellout, the ones who showed up made plenty of noise. And they sensed that getting Smits in foul trouble might have been Cleveland’s only chance. Smits picked up his fourth foul with 4:57 left in the third and went to the bench. But Miller and Mullin made layups and the Pacers extended their lead to 58-53 with 3:33 left. Anderson gave Cleveland another weapon besides Kemp in the third. While making one of his kamikaze drives to the bas­ ket with 2:26 left in the period, Anderson took issue with the much bigger Davis and gave him a shove after the play. Luckily for A nderson, Kemp was there to catch the charging Davis, who got a technical along with Anderson. Suddenly, the inspired Cavs were in business — especially with Smits on the bench. Knight hit a pullup 15-footer, llgauskas a turnaround jumper, and Kemp and Knight each added two free throws to give Cleveland a 65-61 lead after three. Wesley Person, who led the league in 3-pointers made and attempted, but had only two in the first two games, hit one early in the fourth to make it 68-61. Smits snapped Cleveland’s 13-2 run spanning thé third and fourth with a baseline .jumper to make it 68-63 with 9:21 to play. But he picked up his fifth foul with 5 1/2 min­ utes left and fouled out with Cleveland leading 80-75 with 1:26 remaining. Miller tried to bring the Pacers back. He cut it to 70-68 on a 3-pointer with 8:20 left, then hit a touch turnaround ju m p e r w ith A nd erso n in his face to m ake it 75-73 Cleveland with 4:18 remaining. But Kemp hit a turnaround jum per and then passed to Knight for an open 18-footer to extend the lead to 79-73 with 3:24 left. Jackson and M iller both missed 3-pointers in the final two minutes. C l a s s if ie d s N otice to o u r read ers: Before APARTMENTS responding to any advertisement requesting money be sent or invested, DON'T HAUL It home./.Store i t yoù may wish to investigate the See. o ur coupon ad. B est Little company and offer. The State Press W areh o u se in Tem pe. 967-. cannot assume responsibility for the 3900: v .■ validity of the offers advertised in our classified section. For more DON'T MISS the boat! Reserve information and assistance regarding . your apt. for fall today. Studio, the investigation of an advertisement, 1 & 2bd avail. 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The following enthus­ iastic, energetic people needed for all; shifts: Foodserver B an q u et Server Bussers Applications accepted Mon-Fri, 9-2, 660 W. Fairway Dr., Mesa AZ. West off Country Club, n. of Brown Rd. Call 964-1797 for directions. W e prom ote a drug free Work environ­ m ent. Drug testing is required. EOE S t a t e P ress HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL ENTHUSIASTIC MOTIVATED sales person needed fo r obtain­ ing commercial art framing ac­ c o u n ts. Please cal! 507-8400 10am-6pm Make your advertising $$$$ work harder! Put it in the Classifieds! jr G V a r c ia 's FITNESS TRAINERS - Ladies W o rk o u t E xpress is looking for qualified fitness trainers. To q u a lify you need g en eral & basic fitness background, abili­ ty to d esig n fitn ess program s for new members, excellent 1. o n -1 people skills! If you qual­ ify please call. 704-1433 or fax your resume to 704-1435. Ahwatukee & C handler locations. Full & part time work. GREAT JOB - 20hrs./wk. $8$9/hr. càrégiver for quadriple­ gic. Healthy, smoke/drug free . person w /positive. ; attitudeplease Call for free training. Andy 784^7860 T h is s h o u ld b e y o u r a d C all 9 6 5 *6735 Work At The Ballpark! Ideal for students, HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL G R EA T JO B S fo r students!: GroVving corporation, close to ASU. Several FT & PT positons avail, in o u t custom er service, shipping, & m arketing departipents. $8/hr. to start. R aises every 90 days. C al 1 C ourtney 438-4400 after 1lam M USIC IN D U ST R Y in te rn ­ ships. W arner Elektra Atlantic is hiring fall/summer 98 interns. See Dr. Nunez in the Commu­ nication Dept, or Prof. Spiers in the Marketing Dept, for details. P/T SU M M ER w ork. A fte r­ noons or eves fo r 1.5 h fs . on campus. Great Supplemental in­ come. $7-$10, DOE. 784-8502 V ISU A L B A SIC D eveloper. O u tstan d in g o p p o rtu n ity w/ fast growing Chandler Software co. FT /PT , VB D eveloper for business applications. Exp. w/ F oxP ro, SQ L S e rv e r an d /o r C ++ is a bonus. C u ttin g edge hardware & applications. Salary DOE. Fax resume to 961-3357 (Chandler/ Kyrene) SELL A D V ERTISIN G for the State Press & pave the road to an excellent future! (Talk about a resu m e b u ild e r!) H ours are flexible. Pay is excellent. Work is intense. Must have a car. In­ terested? Pick lip an application at the State Press info desk in the north basement of Matthews Center. Do it today! Questions?: Call Jackie Eldridge 965-6555 GYMNASTICS INSTRUCTOR for M obile program . H igh en ­ ergy & g re a t w ith kids 3-12 yrs. 443-8817 ! NON-PROFIT ASSOC for pro­ fessional salon industry in Par­ adise Valley seeking ft ¡market­ ing adm in. asst. Face paced, young en erg etic individual needed for adm in, su pport & Creativity. Please fax resume to Jill at 404-8900 M EC H A N IC A L TjÈCH ft/pL P/T CUSTOMER Service Reps, some mechanical exp: desired. .United ,Blood SeryicesV the Val­ Sòme tèch school òr: college d e­ ley’s nonprofit blood provider sired. Starting pay $6-10/hr: w/ : sincie 1943, is seeking indiv. advancement. 15 mins! to A S Ù - who want To’ make a difference . Flex. hrs. Call 956-8200, days . in people’s lives. Morn, eve, & wk.nd shifts avail,! $6.87/hr. + sh ift d ifferen tial fo r eve hrs. Good dust. sery. skills & pleas­ ant phone voice p re f’d. C all 431-9500. T em pe lo cations. E m ployee drug te stin g re q ?d! EOE/M/F/D/V P/T FLEX- schedule, Tile Saw! operator needed. No exp. Close to ASU. $8/hr. A pply R T R e­ search , 8a-4p, M -F. 2107 E. 5th St., Tempe. 894-0812 PART TIMjEi full time position available, $7-$l 0/hr. + bonus­ es. Setting appts; for free alarm system s: M ill & S outhern. W eekly pay. C all for C hris or Ted 350-9303 PT H ELP needed in shipping dept. Flex hrs. 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EOE • A Drug-Free Environm ent http://w W W .uhaul.com 04/98 U-HAUL® INT’L. x $8.39/hr after training, $9.39/hr bilingual x Scheduled pay increases ; x Advancement opportunities A PPLY IN PERSON P h o e n ix T em pe 3030 N. 3 rd St , #1040 1400 É: S outhern, #450 A bacus Building N ational Bank of A rizona Building Earll & 3rd St! 1 block w e st of M cClfntock No A pplicant Fee • EOE r M ake a n e d u c a te d career m ove... w it h t u itio n reim b u rsem en t, sem i-a n n u a l rev iew s a n d h ig h e r p a y S 8 .2 5 -S 8 .5 0 /h r_________ (or m o re d e p e n d in g on p o s itio n a n d d ir e c tly ** re la te d ex p e r ie n c e i V V L ^ I ** 31 W e're th e FACS Group, Inc., a leader in providing financial, credit and adm inistrative services for Federated D epartm ent Stores, Inc., including Macy's. O ur new pay increase of $:75 per hour, tuition reim bursem ent an d sem i-annual reviews, make these full or part-tim e opportunities even better. ‘ CUSTOMER SERVICE • COLLECTIONS • AUTHORIZATIONS ' CENTRAL STORE OPERATORS • EXPRESS CREDIT , Join the dynamic team at our Offices in Tempe and enjoy: FACS 968-6139 CENTCON U-HAUL U-HauPIntemational 2727 N, Central Ave., Phoenix N ow open the fo llo w ing Sa turdays 9am - 1p m I Apply or mail in your resume to: ■: DHL. Airways, 1900 W. University Dr., Tempe, AZ 85281. EOE WHERE: RfeSORT SCOTTSDALE SPORTS MINDED Now hiring 6-8 individuals for immediate empfymt. $8 guar, to start at 15-30 flex; hrs/Wk. Call Jon for interview btwri 2-4pm, 921-8282 Start your career with DHL, the world's leading international air express network delivering packages globally. We offer you opportunities to work in our comfortable/ casual, state of the art Tempe Gall Center in the following areas: > Customer Service * Tracking and Tracing >uii&r P lease forward your resum e to Jam es Candland Or call at: 731-9922 office 731-4811 fax ’ including tips SM A LL TE M PE en g in eerin g firm seeks motivated, upper di­ v isio n , m echan ieal/aero sp ace eng. student for pt/ft em ploy­ ment. C ontact Tony M itteer @ 894-9321 DHL Worldwide Express Bachelors degree Track record in sates Aislé Vendors SH IPPIN G & Stock C lerks wanted. PT/FT for local Tempe co. C lose to ASU. Good pay, Casual work environm ent. Call Brad, 967-2678 RECEPTIONIST FOR Universal Portraits. Fun, outgoing, Tem ­ pe. Cindy, 496-0255 SECRETARY/ RECEPT. com ­ puter skills req’d. M-Th 3-8pm, F 3-6pm. Located at Scotta. Air?park. $7/hr. 568-9199 A m ulti-state m ortgage banking firm will hire five qualified applicants for expansion in th e Phoenix area 40 to 60k first year p oten tial earn­ ings. We are looking for: part-time work in a EO E HELP WANTEDGENERAL Apex Mortgage Group or anyone seeking V P age 17 Tuesday, April 28,1998 1334 E. Broadway, Ste.102 • Tempe Must be 18-49 years o f age, possess a v o *d P and proof o f local address A S ocial Security number. FINANCIAL a n d CREDIT SERVICES Serving Macy's & Bloomingdale’s D epartm ent Stores • $8.25/hour to start ta r m ost p o sitio n s * Complete benefits for fuil-tfnie ; * Generous discounts on ipost Macy's purchases • Service & performance awards • Variety of full-time and part-time shifts * Fully paid training on phone and CRT online applications * Recreation and social activities A ll o f th is p lu s w ith our Casual dress code you can even wear shorts to w ork! A typing test is required for all positions. Mon.-Fri. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. at 1345 S. 52nd Street (northeast comer of 52nd Street and West 14th Street between Broadway Road and University Drive). ; For more information call; (toll free, 24 hours) 1 888 284-3227 - - P a g e 18 Toesday, April 2 8,1998_______ ________ • . _________ _____________________ _______ ' ' _____ STATE PRESS HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTED? SALES HELP WANTEDCLERICA L HELP WANTEDFO O D SER V ICE HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE HELP WANfEDFO O D SERVICE SRG LIFEG U A R D S and e m ­ p lo y ees w ind, E arn $ 6 .5 0 /h f. as á life g a u fd M ost be ASÜ student, & posses current certs, in ARC L ifeguarding & CPRFPR. To ap p ly , c o m p leté an app. at the SRC A dm in desk and include a copy o f y o u r cert, card s. D ead lin e is Apr. 29th. tryout’s May 1: 3-5pm at SRC po o l. O th e r SRC p o si­ tio n s a lso av ail, fo r sum m er. P lease call 965-1I9Ó0 to in ­ quire i V ILLA G E IN N R esta u ra n t in Scottsdale seeking servers for. daytime/n ighttim e please apply in perso n . 6 9 4 0 E. Indian School Rd. W ANTED: IN D IV ID U A L S to help m arket w ith stockbrokers at Premier Financial Service Co. In te rn sh ip s also a v ail. B onus pay structure only . C all Seth or James 607-8827/8796 O LD TOW NE Scotts. office is looking for p/t- receptionist for eve. & wknd hrs. Outgoing per­ so n ality & p ro fessio n al ap ­ pearance are a must. If you love working w / people, please. Call Deanne at 945-1997 to set an interview. BUSY -TEMPE Sport’s bar is in need o f top notch food servers & exp’d line cooks. All shifts avail. Call 966-4488 for imme­ diate Interview. HELP W ANTED- D eli person FT/PT, flex. hrs. Exp. p re f d but not nec. Apply in person: Cap^ istra n o ’s Ita lia n D ell, 655 W. W arner, S uite #11.0, Tem pe, Kyrene & Warner. 496-9044 CORK’NCLEAVER M ADISON’S IS now accepting a p p s, fo r c o ck tail w a itre ss & doorman. M ust be here during sum m er. A p p ly in p erson @ 7108 E. Stetson Dr., Scottsdale 2-6pm MESA COUNTRY Club is now hiring for foodservers, banquet serv ers, J i bu ssers. A p p lic a ­ tions accepted M -F 9-2pm, 660 W. Fairway Dr., Mesa. Cali 9641,797 for directions.; -Drug test­ ing isreq’diEOE SUM MER JO B -A ID E to d isa­ bled girl M-F 8a- Í2 T & W 8a3 M Th & F: 5:30p .11, alt, Fri. & Sat. •Approx., S lO /hr, 4235903 Training starts immed. V SWIM INSTRUCTORS heeded fo r sum m er, $ 8 -$ l 0+ /h r, w/ exp, 423-9923 1v; riisg. SWIM INSTRUCTOR for M o­ b ile program - H igh en ergy & g re a t w / k id s 6 m o. - 12 yrs,,. flex sch ed u le. W FI, C PR , & First Aid c ert 443-8817 TIRED O F telemarketing? Make a d ifferen c e , p /t. A rizona League o f C onservation V oter 966-5485 US G O V ’T . Jobs hiring now en try , lev el to ad v an ce ppsiV tio n s . Paid tra in in g , b en efits; SI I-33/hr. Gall free 1-800-406-1434 WANTED: ON-SIGHT manager fo r 17 co ndo u n its @ H ayden Square C ondos beginning mid o r late M ay. lb d condo avail, for manager to occupy. Ideal for student. 809^8300 HELP WANTEDSALES AD REP w anted immed! Major d u tie s in c lu d e a ssistin g w/ad sales & projects. 15-25hrs/wk. M ust have tran s. $ 6 .5 0 /h r. + m lge. C o m m issio n based on job performance. Fax resume to 263-8726. For more in fo , call 263-5508 NOW HIRING Sales Associates FT hrs: 7am-3:30pm, lpnfc-9pih, & 10pm -5am . PT hrs:, 3:309pm . W ill w ork w/ college schedule- $7/hr. (com m issions up to an additional $8/hr.) Paid train in g . C all (602) 777-0877 o r fax 777-8841. 3 ! 36 S. M eCjintock, Ste. #7, Teiiipe (MeClintock &. Southern). EÓE HELP WANTEDCLERICA L FRO N T D ESK position avail­ able. A pply at: 2950 N. H ay­ den. World Gym 9454)060. FULL TIM E O ffice coordinaior/video production a ssistant avail iinm ediatley will train as needed ethusiastic personality, good custom er relations, phone and basic com puter Skills are desired . A ll m ajors w elcom e. Call Betsy at 967-5062 C la s s if ie d s at Banc One Ballpark. Summer ice cream scoopers & hawkers w anted fo r A Z D iam ondback Baseball season. 557-6702 9 6 5 -6 7 3 5 HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL There's No Comparison. You ca n 't compare apples to oranges - and you ca n 't compare DON’T DELAY-ACT NOW! ProMark One w ith any other A p p t se ttin g , a b so lu te ly no se llin g !! C lo s e to ca m p u s. A M /PM sh ifts, gu a r hrly + com m . A v g S13-20/hr. employer in th e industry. N O W H IR IN G S A U S ASSOCIATES Full Time hours - 7am-3:30pm, lpm -9pm 8r lOpm-Sa/n Join Our, it s es Team P art Time h o ii s - 3:30-9pm • $7 An Hour Guaranteed (Commissions Up To An Additional $8 An Hour) • Advancement Opportunities^ •PaidTraining •Paid Vacations - Relocation (^>portunities - Paid HoHdays/Sick Time -Paid Weekly on Fridays - Health &- Dental Benefits ■Professional Work Environment -Business Casual Dress Gode - Direct Deposit Available Wa n t e d LookindfOrfr^HM&iflte&le people for new IbJaj^^ ^ A rilgna Center. FT/PT, n o « ^ :ldimpnecessary. 3136 â McClintock Ste. #7, Or Can (6 0 2 ) 777-1 •W-%. T&. T Y t h . DILLAR f • 1150 S. Country Club Dr.. Mesa • 1343 W. Broadway, Tempe • 4403 S. Rural Rd., Tempe Also Now interviewing for the Re-Opening: 1210 E. Main S t, Mesa (Apply at Restaurants Above.) For an immediate inter. view..please apply in person. Denny's iscommitted to work| fopce diversity and is always an Equal .OppoftunUy Employer. BANK] NOW HIRING customer service A ssociates - ’’ To Assisi vLiih I n q i iwifs KH,AR S u N d A y fo R a 4 to 8 HELP WANTEDGENERAL h o u R s h if t ; ;. ASU SunDial Fund Now Hiring $5S0to S790plus bonus Make your hours Call Today ¥ 965-6754 Fax $12/HR Avg. Top C allers $20+/HR NO COLD CALLING! 777-8841 (McClintock and Southern) BENEFITS for a p p M ^ n iS te r v ie w . Openings exist at the following locations: HELP WANTEDGENERAL $6.50+/HR. Preschool teacher or van driver. Flex. hrs. Training avail. Child­ ren’ s V illage Learning Center, 949-5552 >' (Will w ork w ith college and HS schedules) 8 9 4 -9 8 8 4 Sa l e s As. C / a s s / fi& d s Find it FAST 'm the Classifieds HELP WANTEDCHILD CA RE W ORK! FieldsfDeems* As America’s leading full service restaurant, Denny’s Knows what tt takes to attract motivated individuals, including a Fresh and exciting work environm ent You’ll find this and a whole lot more Our Package includes: • (h eat Wages • Profit Sharing • insurance (including Medical/Dental) • Career Advancement Opportunities • Flexible Hours/ Various Shifts • Paid Vacations BEN & JERRY’S HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDG E NEPAL SERVERS, COOKS. HOST/ HOSTESSES & SERVICE ASSIST. HELP WANTEDFOO D SERVICE A ccepting apps. fo r lunch host(ess) & lunch food server. W ill train, p/t. Concern w/ ap­ pearance, reliability & person­ a lity are im p orianti A pply in person M-F 2-5p.m. or by appt. 5101 N. 44th St. 952-0585. 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V IRG O (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) U n e x p e c te d c o m p a n y c o u ld drop by o r something could dis­ rupt your usual routine at home. It s not the b e st tim e to m ake career changes. Lying low is n t a bad idea. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to O ct 22) A n im p ro m p tu V en tu re o r a chance en co u n ter th reaten s to c o n su m e y o u . D o n t n e g le c t y o u r c o m m itm e n ts, ho w ev er. Try not to keep pecóle waiting. SCORPIO (O ct 23 to Nov. 21) I f obstacles interfere w ith the co m p letio n o f a p ro ject, y o u r best bet is to tackle something else. By day s end. you accom^ plish a lot. Yoiir talents fairly shine. SA G ITTA RIU S (N ov: 22 tp Dec. 21) Keep a flexible sched­ ule. A freedom-loving close tie -is liable to, surprise you. Know how to keep yourself construc; lively occupied. CAPRICORN (Dec 22 to Jan. 19) The accent should be (Hi saving rather than spending- However, unexpected expenditures could crop up. A family member, has the answers. 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Scottsdale Camelback Resort & Spa is an equal opportunity employer. PA R K IN G STRU C TU R E 3 decal wanted! If you are leaving school, I w ant to talk to you. Call David 965-6736 daytime. SPECIAL EGG Donor Needed! Loving infertile couple is hop­ ing to find a c om passionate woman to help us have a baby. W e’re hoping for someone who has blond or brown hair & blue eyes. W e’d be delighted to find a healthy; inte llig e n t, college stu d en t or grad u ate. A ge 21 3 0 ..T hank you fo r yo u r con^s iderat ion. Compensation up to $.5000 + expenses. 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