¡.Copyright. State Press, 19 Tempe, Arizona V o l.8 0 N o . 130 A n In d e p e n d e n t M o rn in g D a ily W e d n e s d a y , A p ril 2 4 ,1 9 9 6 P o ll ta k e r c u r s e s a t s u r v e y su b je c ts B y T imothy T ait S tate P ress ASU head pollster Bruce Merrill wants to find a rogue poll taker who cussed out people who refused to answer questions this weekend; KAET-TV (Channel 8) received seven complaints about an unknown poll worker using profane language while conducting a survey for the ASU-funded public television station. Merrill said he will use all available resources to reveal the identity of the cursing pollster, who may be a student or volunteer. "We are trying to determine who did it,” he said. “We Poll sum m arizes few stu d en ts, expert says B y T im B axter S tate P ress _ Vershure said the poll was conducted as part of the usual monthly opinion survey. Questions focused on the upcom ing p re sid e n tia l elec tio n , the c o n tro v e rsial Phoenix Art Museum flag display and perceptions of four public officials. “Something like this has never happened before, but I am very discouraged by it,” she said. “We are in the service business and a trusted public institution. This was a breach o f good judgm ent and everything we work for. “1 hope that this is an isolaied incident that will never happen again. It is just angering that they did it in the name of Channel 8,” Vershure added. Making the rounds . A recent poll trying to bring the Associated Students' of ASU in touch with students has left them grasping. The survey, conducted by Graduate College Sen. Daran Wastchak and Honors College Sen. Chris McAvoy, polled 150 students on their feelings toward ASASU. But that small of a sampling does not reflect the student body, said ASU pollster Bruce Merrill. “This is in no way representative of the student body as a whole," he said. “The sample size is not sufficient to gen­ eralize all ASU students. All it can generalize to is the 150 people They interviewed.” Merrill said a random sampling of 400 people was nec­ essary to even begin to reflect ASU accurately. He added that he did not believe the sample was random. Wastchak said the survey was only a pilot. “It’s actually a pretty good sample, but I wouldn’t count on it as the gospfil,” he said. “All it was was a pilot study. We would have liked to have gone to better cross-section.” The survey was an attempt to find out student percep­ tions of ASASU. and ways to increase student involvement in the association. The sample group, taken primarily from student organi­ zations and UNI 100 classes, differs from the general ASU population in a number of ways: * Thirty-nine percent claim ed to have voted in an ASASU election. In the presidential election held April 3 : are very concerned.” One of the victim s recorded the cursing pollster. However, Merrill said he had not yet heard the recording. “We have tried to train people that they are representa­ tives of the University,” he said. Beth Vershure, KAET station manager, said she has been focusing on apologizing to the recipients of the pro­ fanity, rather than tracking down the offender. “KAET is not out hunting the rogue pollster,” she said. “My concern has been apologizing and making sure that this never happens again.” Vershure added that she was unsure how the station would identify the culprit. T urn to ASASU, page T iln H ack e r/S ta te Press Two members of El Ballet Folklórico Toteo’htli perform Tuesday afternoon on Hayden Lawn in the M.E.Ch.A Semana Cultural. The group w ill be putting on a special Dia De Las Madres (Mother’s Day) performance on May 10. 2. Busted: Academic woes place students on probation B y R uth A n n H o gue S pecial to The S tate P ress It’s every student's worst night­ mare: Opening the report card to find it stam ped with a capital “P.” Academic probation. Yet having a grade point average fall low enough to warrant official scrutiny is more common that many people might expect. Eight percent of all ASU students are on academic probation, according to a recent analysis of an ASU student database for spring 1996. The State Press recently analyzed the Student Information System (SIS) database to build a profile of the aver­ age ASU student on probation. The SIS contains records on 43,342 stu­ dents, of which 30,735 are undergrad­ uates with declared majors who are eligible for probation. IN S ID E According to the stud'y. a student most likely to be on academic proba­ tion is female. 19 years old. an engineering/applied sciences major and does not claim a religious preference. Cheryl Herrera, director of student services for the College o f Public Programs, said she was not surprised at most of the findings. However, she said there were discrepancies. Herrera estimated the total number of students on probation at about 10 percent, up two points from the actual SIS data. Herrera also estimated that there would be more males than females on academic probation. Yet the statistical analysis revealed that 48.6 percent of students on probation are males. But 51.3 percent are female. Herrera guessed correctly that most of the students she sees on probation are 18 or 19 years old — mostly fresh­ STATE PRESS W eather Outlook High 100°, low 656. men and sophomores. Nearly 14 per­ cent of all students on probation are 19 years old. iS,,; -Part of that is due to the fact that it’s a big transition coming to a uni­ versity from a high school or commu­ nity college,” Herrera said, adding that many incoming students might not be ready for the university atmosphere. Without consulting the SIS, Herrera could not comment on the religious preferences of such students. The State Press analysis showed that 43 percent of students on probation did not report a religious preference. Minimum standards for academic probation vary between colleges with­ in the U niversity. The C ollege of Liberal Arts and Sciences, for exam­ ple, requires freshmen to have a GPA T urn ro P robation , page Ex-student learns hard way from past scholastic mistakes B y R uth A n n H o gue S pecial t o the S tate P ress Now that Shomari Settles finally knows what she wants to do with her life, she is having a little trouble achieving her dream. . Ihfe 23-year-old former ASU student was placed on academic probation after dropping several classes in 1992 vrithput wthdrawing officially. The procedural faux paus left Settles with three “E"s on her report card and a “P” for probation. Because df her mistake, Settles i s having trouble gettingback into the University. Settles moved to Tempe from Chicago nearly six years ago to study aerospace engineering at ASU. She entered the program, in part, to satisfy her par­ ents. She also hoped to realize her childhood dream * t A j* Tps i 1t o | 2. World/Nation Sports A fire burned several abandoned villages near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant Tuesday. The ASU baseball team is involved in a controversary after its three-game series against UCLA., Page 3 Page 17 Where To Find It Classifieds...... ........20 ........16 Crossword............ ........13 Horoscopes ............... .......23 Opinion...................... .........4 Police Report............. .......14 Sports......................... .......15 World/Nation.......... ........3 StATE P ress Wednesday, April 24, 1996 Page 2 ASASU C O N tIN U E D FROM PAGE 1 . and 4, less than 5 percent of students voted; • The mean age of students polled was 21, while the mean age of all ASU undergraduates is 24; • Thirty-four percent of those polled were freshmen, while the majority of ASU undergraduates are juniors or seniors; Incoming ASASU president Marc Baumgartner said he is interested in polling students again next year, but only if the survey was more scientific. “ASASU has lost touch with students,” he said. “All I am is representation for the students, so that would proba­ bly be the best way to get in touch and get their views. If it worked out, it would be done professionally.” P robation . Student C O N T IN U E » FROM PAGE 1 . of 1.6 or higher, sophomores must maintain 1.75 or higher; and juniors and seniors must earn at least a 2.0. “Nobody has lower standards than liber­ al arts,” Herrera said, adding that liberal arts includes all undeclared majors. Even so, 10 percent of liberal arts majors are on academic probation. No ASU college has more students on academic probation than the CLAS. The College of Engineering and Applied Sciences has a reported 2.5 GPA or higher required for students to remain in good standing. Eleven percent of engineering/science students are currently on academic probation, higher proportionally than any other college at ASU. Herrera, who recently transferred to public programs from liberal arts, said stu­ dents on probation may be advised to attend summer school, take classes at a community college or retake a class in which the student has a good chance of improving the grade. “We're trying to help them find a way to be successful at ASU the next semester,” Wastchak said although the poll wasn’t scientific, it was only intended to give some ideas on what students wanted from ASASU. “Our main purpose was to find out what services the stu­ dents were using, what involvement students had in ASXSU and what issues should student government focus on,” he said. she said. Students who do well the semester after they are placed on probation, but have not yet raised their cumulative GPAs to the required minimum, are allowed to remain on probation — as long as they continue to have good grades. About 16 percent of the students in the SIS who are on probation fall into this category. Students are called in and asked to discuss possible causes for their poor performance with their adviser. They report everything from financial problems to family demands, divorce or a lack of motivation. Difficulty with foreign language and math courses are also often causes of academic woes. , “We want to know why they got into trouble so we can help them,” Herrera said. Students with poor study habits or diffi­ culty with a particular course are advised to seek tutoring or other assistance available to them, such as the Writing Center. And those who have trouble juggling school and work are encouraged to take fewer credits or to give up part of their work schedule. C ontinue » from page 1» ■ of becoming a pilot . But things didn't work out. “1 don’t think I was ready,” Settles said. S e ttle s’ w ork sehedule alw ays seemed to get in the way. She also soon discovered that she wasn’t really cut out for engineering school, so she stopped coming to class. “My g ra d es w e re n ’t th a t g re a t b efo re th a t, b u t th a t re a lly h u rt, because I had n in e c red its and no GPA,” Settles said. Settles transferred to Mesa Community College — unaware that she was on aca­ demic probation at ASU. Since then, she has attended classes at M C Ç and Scottsdale Community College. To date, she has earned 44 credits at ASU and 16 from community colleges. These days, S ettles is a full-tim e receptionist for a local veterinarian. She hopes to get back into ASU’s good graces so she can study public relations. But college ad v ism , although help- ful, don’t have the time to answer her questions sufficiently, sh e said. And community college advisers have-given her some erroneous advice. “If I can see the light at the end of the tunnel and see how long it’s going to take me to graduate, it would help,” Settles said. “I’m a bit weary of coun­ selors. They don’t tell me all o f the pros and cons or how long i t will take to graduate.” Settles said she plans to attend sum­ mer school to prove that she is ready to come back to ASU full-time. Summer school is open to anyone regardless of their academic standing. Another option’is to request aca­ dem ic rein statem en t, w hich w ould m ean keeping S ettles’s best grades overall (up to 64 credits are allowed) and throwing out the re st This option is generally only available to students who have been away from ASU for five or more years. i l à i ï s Ski Reading & Signing featuring BRAVO! Ai Thursday, April 25th at 7:00 pm The U n ite d Sta o f Poetry ?I 7 -O F A L A Jí i ^ o*r $ Ì U A % afte 8 We are proud to a nnounce the recipient» of the 19 9 6 College of Liberal A rte an d Sciences Dean’s aw ards; 6i Poetry as you’ve never seen it before!” The United States o f Poetry will inspire and delight as it “unveils a new nation, conceived in language, and dedicated to the proposition that you don't have to turn off your mind to have a good time,” Harry N. Abrams, Inc. PfetinsuishcdTcachiM Faculty: J e w e l Faculty: PafcerRndaa Barry R itch ie, A s s o c ia te P ro fesso r o f English P ro fesso r o f Physics & A stro n o m y F a c u lty A s s o c ia te D e ris e tSocInan, Fam ily R esources & Hum an D evelopm ent Teaching A s s is ta n t; P a ri V a c M a th e m a tic s L e c tu re r Jeanne Dugan English EsetifcOGEliAàtiDS Wanda JLCineaser, English Edward M. Ddd, O ffice fo r A cadem ic P rogram s These Individuals exemplify the College commitment to educational excellence. We recognize and applaud their achievements. Awards will be presented during the Honors Convocation ceremony on Wednesday, May 3. W orld/N ation S tate P ress .Pag:e 3 Wednesday, April 24, 1996 Chernobyl fire sends radiation skyward KIEV, U kraine (AP) — F ire raced through d eserted villages around the Chernobyl nuclear plant Tuesday, sending wind-whipped radioactive particles sky­ ward 10 years to the week after die world’s worst nuclear accident. Monitors flown in helicopters over the area of the fire recorded only a slight radia­ tion increase, said Nikolai Komshensky, a spokesman for Ukraine’s nuclear regulato­ ry agency. “We see no reason to be concerned now.” he said. Plant officials said the fire posed no danger to the Chernobyl plant, still in operation a decade after a reactor explod­ ed, killing at least 30 people outright. Another 5 million people were exposed to radioactive fallout, mostly in Ukraine, Belarus and Russia. No injuries were reported in the fire, which burned several acres before being put out after about 7 1/2 hours. It was not clear how much damage was done to the villages, officially off limits since the plant disaster. Firefighters said the blaze was probably started by a cigarette dropped by one of the families visiting graves near the village of Tovsty Lis, about six miles northwest of the plant. Old women sobbed and tried to shield grandchildren from the smoke as flames engulfed homes they were forced to aban­ don to radioactive contamination from the April 26, 1986, disaster. The fire spread quickly through five vil­ lages in the 18-mile exclusion zone around the plant, carried by strong winds blowing toward Kiev and its 2.6 million residents. It burned pines and buildings in one of the areas most heavily contam inated with radioactive cesium. The West has long pushed for Ukraine to close Chernobyl» but the energy-starved former Soviet republic says it needs the electricity and jobs the plant provides. Dr. Fred Mettler, a University of New Mexico professor who led a 1990 study into the health hazards of the Chernobyl disaster, said the risks from radiation were minimal. The cesium contam ination from the 1986 accident mostly is in the soil, and not likely to be carried by smoke from burning buildings, Mettler said by telephone. “I would be surprised if anybody would get enough of a lungful to significantly change their normal cancer risk,” he said. T he e n v iro n m e n ta l g roup G reenpeace, how ever, said fires can carry radioactive material to previously uncontaminated areas. “This is clearly a danger to the health of people, and not only in U kraine,” spokesman Antony Frogatt said in Kiev. Firefighters from Chernobyl’s fire sta­ tion rushed to the cluster of villages after the fire broke out at noon. Small forest fires are not uncommon in the exclusion zone around the plant. But Vasily Melnik, chief of the Kiev regional fire service, called Tuesday’s blaze the “most significant” since the 1986 accident. The Group o f Seven industrialized nations has pledged $3.1 billion to help close the plant by 2000, but the Western democracies set no date for delivering the aid at their summit last weekend despite an appeal from U krainian P resident Leonid Kuchma. In Kiev, the U krainian cap ital, 19 activists from around the w orld were arrested Tuesday at a dem onstration demanding the plant's immediate closure. Twelve were released. Among the seven still in custody were an American and a Dutchman, police said. Only two of Chernobyl’s four reactors are in operation. The No. 4 reactor is encased in a concrete sarcophagus that some experts say has deteriorated badly. A s so cia ted Press A concrete-and-steel sarcophagus entombs reactor four at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant In Chernobyl, Ukraine. Fires engulfed five deserted villages near the plant Tuesday, releasing radioactive material into the air. The amount of radiation released is unclear, but the plant Itself was never threatened by the flames, and continues to operate at half capacity. Jury awards subway shooting victim $43 m illion NEW YORK (A P) — Tw elve years after he shot four black youths on a subway train, Bernhard Goetz was ordered Tuesday to pay $43 mil­ lion to the one left paralyzed by his final bullet, the one he told: “You don't look so bad, here’s another.” The Bronx jury of four blacks and two Hispanics deliberated 4 1/2 hours before ruling unanimously that the G oetz white subway gunman, who was por­ trayed as a murderous racist during the trial, had acted recklessly and without justification in shooting Darrell Cabey, now 30. The jury awarded Cabey $18 million in compensatory damages and $25 million in punitive damages. Cabey had sought $50 million. The chances of Cabey ever collecting are slight. Goetz’s notoriety and legal bills have left the 48-year-old selfemployed electronics expert with little money. But Cabey’s lawyer, Ronald Kuby, said the jury’s deci­ sion “sends a message to all racists with guns who think young black lives are worth nothing — they’re worth a lot.” The verdict came nine years after a criminal trial in which a mostly white jury acquitted Goetz of attempted murder and convicted him of illegally possessing a gun. He served 8 1/2 months in jail. Neither Cabey nor Goetz was in the courtroom for the verdict; Goetz reportedly took the subway home. ' Goetz’s lawyer, Darnay Hoffman, said he wouldn’t appeal Goetz plained a Wednesday news conference. Cabey’s mother, Shirley, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview: “I just want people to know, the world to know, my son did not do anything to (Goetz). He was just sitting there. It wasn’t a money matter. I want the world to know my son didn’t do anything to that man.” In closing arguments, Kuby cited remarks Goetz made about the four youths that he “wanted to kill them all” and “could have gouged their eyes out.” Kuby said: “It is as damning a chronicle as one could ever have..... How much more proof do you need?” His voice rising, Kuby said: “I don’t care how much you award in punitive damages. Bankrupt him. Make sure he never enjoys life as a rich man. Make sure if he wins the lottery, Darrell Cabey wins the lottery.” Hoffman reminded the jury that Cabey was quoted in a 1985 newspaper interview as saying that his friends were about to rob Goetz because he “looked like easy bait.” Deadly attacks stretch Serb-Albanian ethnic tensions PRISTINA, Yugoslavia (AP) —- Police went on high alert Tuesday in the Serbian province of Kosovo after five'p.eople died and four were wounded in a sferifF^T" shootouts linked to long-simmering eth­ nic tension. In Decani, a village 60 miles west of the provincial capital, Pristina, an unidentified gunman burst into a Serb cafe Monday, killing three people and injuring another person, Pristina radio said Tuesday. At about the same time, in the nearby town of Pec, a police patrol was attacked by unidentified men who seriously wounded two Serb policemen, the radio report said. Tensions, common in Kosovo, have been higher than usual recently as young anians grow frustrated that the world 'has failed to intervene to end the ethnic strife. Some people have w arned that Kosovo could explode into another Bosnia. Serbian President Slobodan Milosevic has ruled the southern province with heavy police and military force since he revoked its autonomy in 1989. Some 90 percent of its 2 million people are Albanian, and they have responded to the Serbian repression by establishing their own unofficial institutions and Albanianlanguage education. Many hope to secede from Serb-dominated Yugoslavia. M ilosevic’s Socialists reacted to the shootouts by accusing ethnic Albanians o f jeopardizing chances for a peaceful solution. “The Albanian separatist movement switched to terrorism as its way of fighting, and that can exclude any peaceful solution to the problem in Kosovo and Metohija,” said a statement from the Kosovo branch of the party, carried by Yugoslavia’s Tanjug news agency. The recent round of violence apparently was provoked by the killing of an Albanian student by a Serb early Sunday. Some 10,000 ethnic Albanian protesters, mostly women, marched through Pristina on Tuesday, placing flowers where the stu­ dent was killed. Serbian police watched but did not intervene. Police sources in the province who dem anded anonym ity also said a Serb policeman was shot dead overnight in the village of Stimlje, 10 miles southwest of Pristina, Kosovo’s capital. M eanw hile, ifi M itrovica, 20 m iles northwest of Pristina, another Serb police­ man was injured and a woman of unknown nationality sitting in his car was killed when they were ambushed on a road. Opinion S tate P ress Wednesday, April 24, 1996 Page 4 ate % Yo\) should Tfcy pew . it ¡S tJoTAS HOMANi.dUT ITIS * P ress iitonal This calls for science At least they’re trying. In an effort to pick the addled brains of ASU stu­ dents to discover w hat students think about Associated Students of ASU, student government conducted a poll. It’s not a scientific poll. It doesn’t represent die views of ASU on die whole. But at least it’s something. ASASU has been entrenched in chaos for the bet­ ter part of a year. Former President Chris Weber was recalled after exhibiting questionable conduct. Recent student body elections found no clear winner for either president or executive vice president, sparking runoff elections for both offices. And presidential runoff candidate Gaylord-Eric Crovetto was nearly ousted from die runoffs idler he allegedly defaced a fellow candidate’s sign. So it is understandable that ASASU might want to know what the student body wants from them. Besides a relatively scandal-free fall semester. And asking the students what they want through a poll makes sense. But Graduate College Sen. Daran Wastchak and Honors College Sen. Chris McAvoy conducted the poll of only 150 students. According to ASU pollster Bruce Merrill, this sample size cannot possibly repre­ sent the general opinions of ASU Students. “AH it can generalize to is the 150 people they interviewed,” Merrill said. According to Merrill, for the poll to even start to accurately summarize the views of ASU students, it needs to include 400 students. Unfortunately, this poll sprained an ankle and limped to the finish line too soon. Way too soon. One problem with the poll is that of the sample group of 150 students, 34 percent are freshmen. Freshmen - - who have just started the college experi­ ence and are likely still trying to find their way around campus. Freshmen who may not even know what ASASU is. The seniors who have toiled aw ay at the University long enough to know about ASASU and actually voted in an election made up only 17 percent of the poll. O f course, the poll’s big question about what issues student government should focus on was pret­ ty generic. Anyone could answer that. And the answers are probably accurate. The top three votegetters are: tuition rates, 50 percent; class availabili­ ty, 30 percent; and improving faculty and/or academ­ ic environment, 28 percent. Financial aid came in a close fourth at 27 percent. Perhaps only the percentages would change if a better sample size was used. But maybe, just maybe, the issues would change. It would certainly be inter­ esting to see What would happen if a more scientific poll was conducted. Newly-elected President Marc Baumgartner said he may conduct such a poll next year. Let’s hope he does. Because he summed up the prevailing attitude on campus so masterfully when he said ASASU has lost touch with students. But it’s not too late for student government to sidle back up to its constituency. And a scientific poll could be the first step. ,T h i5 I STATE PRESS TAFF t a f f * Final column inspires grab-bag approach feeling that no one ever reads my columns beyond the headline? O ver the course o f a year I’ve prepared a breakdown of the most common letter things accumulate on the desks of TEVE Types. They aré: Opinion Page columnists. There FORSBERG #1. You are a/an #@$-#S !!! These letters contain no are half-eaten pizzas, unopened arguments or comments other than their rude anti-columnist package bombs and a wide vari­ Columnist spiel. These letters are especially fun when they don’t even ety of unfinished school assign­ state what column they are in response to. ments. (Hmmm. Wonder if I can #2. Why did you criticize X, and not Y? These letters go get credit turning it in five weeks like “Yes, I may have raped and tortured 27 children, but late?}. Better yet, there are an Cindy Crawford can’t act and you didn’t criticize h er'' assortm ent of scraps of paper #3. The nine-page letter, when is the last time you saw a with column ideas on' them. You nine-pagC letter to the editor actually get printed? When is know, colum ns we never had the last time a columnist actually bothered to read such a time to write, but whose intrinsic letter? We turn these types over to the Sierra.Club for pros­ value is such that they should be at least mentioned. (There is no truth to the rumor that the ecution on unneeded tree slaughter charges. #4. The “Shame on the editor” letter. These sly types reason these ideas haven’t been published previously is that they suck. I am not throwing together a column of odds and attempt to go right over the heads of the columnists and appeal to the editor. Various spins include authoritative ends because I’m late for deadline. Really.) (How dare you!), disapproval (I’m so disappointed in you End of the year grab bag! Hooray! ...) and incredulity (I can’t believe you actually printed ...). • Don’t you love people who bitch and complain when the Maybe if they were signing the paychecks around here their price of gas goes up 2 cents, and who then walk into the opinions would matter a little more. #5. The “Huh?” letter. Despite our best efforts, we can’t store and pay more for bottled water than they do for gas? High gas prices are understandable, we have to buy oil from tell what in the world the letter has to do with the Column it is supposed to be about. . all those greedy Arabs (Yes! A stereotype.). But water? #6. The informative, convincing, well-written letter. • Along the same lines, I was once castigated by a countrywestern acquaintance for indulging myself with some caviar. They almost always begin “I agree with you completely ...” He, however, goes out every day and spends 2 dollars an , or “You’re my favorite columnist...” We rarely get them. ounce for beef jerky. What are they feeding those cattle? I hope that everyone reading has a good summer. I’ll be • Why doesn’t ASU offer a computer science minor? Nearly everyone 1 know would jump at the opportunity. It spending mine right here at ASU, taking classes like crazy seems that every employer is looking for people with com ­ so that I might actually get a chance to graduate next puter skills. 1 suppose the Computer Science Department spring. Yes, I’m a senior this year, but I’m one of those doesn’t want to teach basic programming to non-majors types that the regents warn you about. Due to some changes any more than the English department wants to teach basic in major and my propensity for taking classes that I want, in contrast to those I need to graduate, I’ll be spending writing to non-majors. • Winning an award from the Society of Professional another year. As for my immediate future, I’m heading out to have a Journalists was great, but I’m even more proud of being named an “Enemy of the Jews.” If criticizing a policy of beer. It’s a good thing that I’ve saved all the money I’ve the Israeli government makes me an anti-Semite, then I made writing these columns — I might have just enough to suppose that I am anti-Black, anti-Hispanic and anti- cover happy hour. If I’m lucky. American because I’ve criticized the governments of South Africa, Mexico and the United States. • Speaking of letters, why is it that when I get them I get the Steve Forsherg is a senior studying history. s '" DAVID STROW, Editor DAVID PROFFITT, Managing Editor JEREMY STEIN... .... . 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State P ress P hone N umbers In fo rm a tio n ........ .9 65-7572 N e w s ro o m ......... ,.,...9 6 5 -2 2 9 2 M a g a z in e ..;..............9 6 5 -1 5 9 5 A d v e r t i s i n g ......... r ......9 6 5 - 6 5 5 5 C la s s ifie d s . . . . . . . . . . . . r . .9 6 5 -6 7 3 5 Opinion STATE P ress Wednesday, April 2 4 ,1 9 9 6 .. Israel must end campaign o f terror The aggression on southern Lebanon only strengthens the I was really shocked to see the Hizbollah group rather than weakening it, because it helps carnage in southern Lebanon last R aed the group to rally more sympathizers. The Israeli occupa­ week, I have been following the A hmad tion of southern Lebanon gives Hizbollah a fertile ground latest events there, and it really Guest Columnist to grow on. Therefore, such attacks actually fuel the con­ does astonish me how Israel can flict even further. get away with unprecedented But what is the solution? We can spend the rest of our state-sponsored terrorism. And what is even more sad is how innocent people get caught in such senseless attacks by lives arguing and pointing fingers, while more innocent Israel. Over 150 people died, and more than 400,000 people people are getting killed. The solution is as simple as hav­ have been forced to leave their homes as a result of the ing Israel withdraw from southern Lebanon. Israel is very Israeli aggression. What is ironic about this is that it comes good at giving excuses on why she is occupying the West on the anniversary of the Oklahoma bombing, where almost Bank, the Golan Heights and other areas. By focusing the the same 'number of innocent civilians lost their lives world attention on the day-to-day fighting with Hizbollah, Israel covers up the main issue which has caused all of because of a cowardly aggression. One major fact that tends to be forgotten is that Israel these problems to start with. The main issue is her occupa­ has been occupying a self-declared security zone in south­ tion of southern Lebanon. Israel always talks about bilateral ern Lebanon since 1982, an act that has been condemned halting of hostilities with Hizbollah, but nowhere do the by the United Nations and the world community in gener­ Israeli officials even hint of withdrawing from southern Lebanon. Maintaining the al. Israel has repeatedly status quo is the name of refused to implement the the game. After all, Israel UN resolutions that com­ needs the w ater o f the By warning civilians to evacuate their pel her to withdraw from southern Lebanon. homes, Israel gives the proof that there is Litani R iver in southern Lebanon to feed her north­ R egardless o f who is no surgical bombing as they claim, but ern tow ns. Some o f the right and who is wrong, it river water has been unlaw­ rather an undiscriminating, barbarian is unjustifiable to blatantly target civilians and hold and ferocious bombing campaign against fully diverted to Israel, how about that for state-spon­ them responsible for the innocent civilians. sored theft?! differences between the The goodw ill on the two parties. Israel is not part o f Israel is ju st not “surg ically bom bing” Hizbollah targets as they claim. They arc using Howitzers, there. They have the upper hand in the region as their mili­ and they are blindly bombing the coastal highway as people tary is equipped with state-of-the-art war machines, but yet they ask the Arabs to make all the concessions. If Israel is frantically try to leave their towns. By warning civilians to evacuate their homes. Israel gives really interested in a long-lasting and just peace, then she the proof that there is no surgical bombing as they claim, has to withdraw from all the occupied territories.* southern but rather an undiscriminating, barbarian and ferocious Lebanon, the Golan Heights, the West Bank and the rest of bombing campaign against innocent civilians. While the Gaza Strip. After all, Israel is the occupier, and it only mighty Israeli war machine was able to accurately pinpoint makes sense that the aggressor occupier has to show the a moving ambulance, they were unable to distinguish an goodwill, rather than the victim. Israeli elections are coming up soon, and Shimon Peres 18-year-old U.N. base, which is typically much larger than needs to show the Israeli right-wing extremists, terrorists by an ambulance. It is not an accident. • The Israelis knew exactly what they were doing. It is the any other word, that he is tough, by all means. All means Israeli way of doing her dirty deed and then claiming that it include shedding the blood of more than 150 Lebanese was an unintended accident. Is there any reason for Israel to civilians so far. We are not sure that the Israeli right-wing target infrastructures like power plants? That is exactly desires of killing more Arabs have been fulfilled yet, as the what Israel did. It is estimated that the damage done to the aggression on southern Lebanon continues. For all of those who support Israel in its ferocious cam­ power grid in Lebanon will cost over $70 million to repair, which is exactly what Lebanon needs at this juncture after paign, I urge them in the name of logic and humanity to take a deeper look. ending a 15-year civil war. Only three to five members of the Hizbollah group have been killed in this campaign, but the rest are all civilians. Raed Ahmad is a graduate student. No comparison in plights o f Jews and Natives This is in response to Tina Holder's article attempting to compare the plight of the Jews under Nazi Germany with that of Native Americans. While providing an emotionallycharged argument, she is lacking in historical knowledge. What she calls “vivid” and “shocking parallels” between the two “holocausts,” is a very nearsighted and simplified way to look at two extremely unique events in history. First, there is the issue of intentional genocide. The Mayflower landed in 1620. Between that time and the founding of our republic, many events occurred, some favorable, some not, but there was nothing comparable to the death camps of the Nazis. In fact, she might be sur­ prised to learn that many got along quite well. By the time of the founding fathers, the basic belief was that Indians could be assimilated into the society. There were plans made to work toward the integration of the native people, and in the traditional form, a relationship of dependence was sought, and trading posts existed. Unfortunately this changed with the discovery of gold on Indian land. I am aware of the ‘Trail of Tears,” and other agreements that our government did not respect. The battles that marked the latter part of the 19th century cause pain to my heart, and I'in sure we agree that they could have been avoided. The fact is that by that time, public opinion had a clear, determined agenda. This consensus opinion, for one, cannot be compared to the wild and fanatic visions of one dictator. Abraham Lincoln said that anything could be accomplished with the support of public opinion, and noth­ ing without it. This is a perfect example of that. I wonder if Holder is taking into account the context of the timé. The 19th century was an era of expansion. The Manifest Destiny was more than a saying, it was something that Americans felt as deeply as their own soul. This rich, expanse of land was destined to become an “Empire of ______ uota6Ces... ^ Is this insanity almost over? — CB Time up for Bad Haiku For weeks, the presence of “Bad Haiku” in the State Press has perplexed me. Since no one in his or her right mind could ever think “Bad Haiku” is funny (I checked with everyone I know just to make sure I wasn’t missing some subtle element of the strip), there seems to be only one logical explanation as to why the State Press decides to keep such a horrid strip within its pages. “Bad Haiku” is a safeguard for the State Préss, right? I mean, you guys must keep “Bad Haiku” in because it’s so bad, everything else in the paper looks good in comparison. Seriously, “Bad Haiku” is a disgrace. The hairball in the comer of my bathroom has more humorous content than all the installments of “Bad Haiku” put together. “Bad Haiku” has had more than a fair chance to be funny, and has failed in every respect. “Bad Haiku” needs to go. Raphael See Freshman Engineering ‘Generation Hexed’ shines in comparison to -Bad Haiku’ We have all read the repeated outcries from the public that someone put a stop to “Bad Haiku.” We have all woken up, seen the cartoon and just stared blankly at it as if it’s just a big joke that we don’t get. And I think we have all been grateful, at one time or another, that it was Charles Wesley’s name at the top of the cartoon instead of our own. But I think that the one thing “Bad Haiku” makes very clear is that “Generation Hexed” is an excellent cartoon. For the last year, “Generation Hexed” has consistently given us witty, insightfdl satire about the people, things and goings-on of ASU. All of Stacey Holmstedt’s characters are people that we all know. And most importantly, unlike “Bad Haiku.” it's funny. Please, for the love of God, break all of Charles Wcsiey’s pencils and give Holmstedt a raise. - Ted Curran Junior Interpersonal communication W h in in g about ‘D ilbert’ ultimate display o f stupidity Liberty" as Jefferson dreamed. 1 am not ignorant of the fact that prejudice was just as powerful of a feeling at the time. Racial and sexual discrimination were not only accepted, they were often promoted. It is depressing to think about the injustices to which Native Americans were subjected. However, this does not translate into a determined, concerted effort to wipe out an entire race. The five years in which Hitler committed com­ plete and utter genocide cannot possibly be compared to a 300-year conflict of misunderstanding and prejudice. It is conspicuous that she chose to write this article on the very day that Israel gathered together to remember their 6 mil­ lion brothers and sisters who were lost. This irresponsible journalism attempts to take that horrible event and use it to portray Jews as just another “outraged community” along­ side the Native Americans. There is a tide of “self-hatred” among young Americans that is a leftover from the Cold War. I am in full support of discussing our history and holding groups or individuals accountable for their behavior. I often think about the opportunities for peace that were missed. It makes me sad to imagine the America that could have been had we embraced and learned from the Indian and African, instead of fought and subjugated them. Inevitably I am reminded that this was not the way of the world. But 1 am confident in looking to the future. We must come together and dis­ cuss our common history, not in spite but in love. Articles like this one only serve to stir up anger and resentment over things that we all know happened, and do nothing to heal the wounds that are so painful and in need of repair. When an individual looks for make-believe offenses, it used to be that nprmal, rational people labeled you para­ noid. Crying “w olf’ used to be wrong. HoweVer, society has changed for the worse in that people continually whine about one imagined offense after another. People often cry for their right to freedom of speech, but then fail to think about what they are saying. As a result, their right to free­ dom of speech also becomes their right to display stupidity. I was amazed to read David Galantowicz’s letter to the editor regarding the cartoon strip “Dilbert” and his “phallic symbol” tie. Let’s get this straight: It is a tie in a cartoon strip and nothing more. Maybe certain individuals go around looking for anything that their mind can convolute it into having some sexual double entendre or hidden offen­ sive meaning, but just because one individual thinks it is. doesn't make it so. As Galantowicz stated, “many children all over the coun­ try read this ... and don’t suspect a thing.” It is sad, sad that many children can read the cartoon for exactly what it is without whining about some make-believe offense, yet a college student cannot. The other faulty statement that “these kids grow up to eat Playdoh and talk about dad’s 12 lovers on the Ricki Lake Show” because of Dilbert is what is really disgusting and crude. That represents the real problem with society — whining. “We as a society must rise up" and stop whining over the make believe. The few people that do go around saying sexist or racist comments or drawing such cartoons are a real problem, but as a society, we need to stop blaming everyone for it. If there is a real problem, stop whining and solve it. If there isn’t a problem, simply stop whining and the world will be better for it. 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B y B rian A nderson State P ress A widely renowned author, playwright and actress will be putting on a one-woman show about the diversity of Hispanic culture 6:30 tonight in Neeb Hall. Carmen Tofalla’s play, With Our Very Own Names, is a dramatic portrait of the perspectives and experiences of the culturally diverse in modem society, said Troy Melendez, State Press Sp o it s n o Melendez, a doctoral student studying counseling psychol­ ogy, said people who attend the production will react differ­ ently to the characters, but they will all learn something. “They’re going to laugh, they’re going to cry and they’re going to think,” he said. “ They’re going to appreciate the dreams in a world where we all wear our names and experi­ ences proudly.” • g u t s TONIGHT 7:30 * SUNDAY 3 PM Morton Subotnik Arizona Horizon Project’s Sandra Stauffer experimental electric car “Making Music” C D -R O M for children Phil Christensen Byard Wood RESEARCH REVIEW ||P S O M ars Project T h e St u d e n t M in d D u r in g a KAET P ro g ram s You C o u n t orí - C o u n t on You! A r iz o n a St a t e U n iv e r s t t y F in a l E x a m . SALON c e w y , m eeny, vwinu, vuoe... 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They tend to forget about it until they start spending some time out there,” said Steve Olsen, owner of Swimmin’ Time Pool Supplies in north Phoenix, Business booms when schools let out in late May, he said. “Once the kids are out it starts getting crazy,” Olsen said. “That’s when it really hits and basically it won’t fade off again until they go back to school.” Last year’s first 100 degree reading came on May 31, The weather service also warned of nights in July and more than two weeks later than the average, said Bob August when the overnight low won’t drop below 90. Last Berkovitz, meteorologist for the National Weather Service July 29, for example, the 2 a.m. reading in Phoenix was 97 in Phoenix, before the mercury climbed to a daytime high of 113. The latest it’s ever hit 100 degrees was June 18, 1913 — Long-range forecasts are calling for above normal tem­ the year after Arizona entered the union. The earliest 100 peratures for the southwestern two-thirds of the state in was on March 26, 1988, and the average date for the first- June, July and August, he said. 100-degree reading is May 14 oyer the past 100 years. “I think this year is going to be a dandy year, especially But since 1961, the average has moved up more than a for fires,” Berkovitz said. “We are so far ahead of where we week to May 6. normally are at this time, in terms of being dry . Conditions “I don’t know why unless it’s just the climate is warm­ now are like they usually are in June.” ing up some,” Berkovitz said. Berkovitz, who moved to Arizona 25 years ago from And after marking the first 100-degree day, Phoenix res­ Minnesota, said He gets tired of the heat but it doesn’t both­ idents have 88.4 more — on average — to look forward to, er him physically. Berkovitz said. “I kind of liked the autumns in Minnesota, and here, it’s “But it is a dry heat, at least some of the time,” he said. still 105 or 108 in September,” he said. 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The loss is estimated at $95. • Four bodes word) $167 were stolen from a student’s room. • Two pair of running shoes, a Walkman and some cloth­ ing were stolen from the University Activity Center. • A student reported a man followed her from the Art Building to a parking structure. • Dust set off a fire alarm in Manzanita Hall. The alarm was reset. Tem pe p o lice reported th e fo llo w in g in cid en ts Thursday: ■'*.Two men were arrested for theft of service after allegedly leaving Hooters, 501 S. Mill Ave., without paying their $21.76 bill. One of the men took $25 off a table next to him. • A man was arrested for aggravated assault after alleged­ ly assaulting his pregnant live-in girlfriend. He pulled her hair, threw her down! kicked her left rib, slapped her and banged her head against a shower door. She was taken to a hospital for chest injuries and released. There were no known injuries to the baby. The man denied assaulting her, but was booked. Compiled by State Press reporter Garin Groff B y G arin G roff State P ress A 51-year-old Tempe man distraught over domestic problems shot his son and barricaded himself in his apart­ ment early Thursday morning before shooting himself after a five-hour standoff with a SWAT tëam. Joseph Kalinke was pronounced dead on the scene. His son, 27-year-old Kevin Kalinke, was transported to Scottsdale Memorial Hospital with a gunshot wound to the abdomen. His condition is unknown, but he is expected to live, said Les Strickland, public information officer for the Tempe Police Department. Joseph Kalinke called police just after midnight to say he shot his son, Kevin, in the abdominal area, Strickland said. When officers arrived at the apartment, 1896 S. Hayden Road, Kalinke told officers to leave, then fled to a bedroom and barricaded himself inside, Strickland said. Police saw Kevin lying on the living room floor and immediately took him out of the apartment. He was trans­ ported to Scottsdale Memorial Hospital for treatment. “He was treated pretty fast,” Strickland said. “That’s probably what saved his life.’’ : Tempe police officers responded to the incident minutes after being called, and evacuated residents in neighboring apartments while trying to talk Kalinke out of the apart­ ment, Strickland said. Police called out the SWAT team at about 1:30 a m., after repeated attempts to get the father to leave the apartment proved futile. The SWAT team began its effort to flush the man out at about 5 a.m. because officers were losing the cover of dark­ ness and feared residents would begin walking around the complex, Strickland said. Officers broke a window in hopes of getting the man to leave, but he did not. Shortly after that, police threw tear gas into the room. About one minute later, police heard Kalinke fire his gun, Strickland said. 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"1 guess they (UCLA) w ere a little touchy because Glaus was hit twice,” ASU outfielder Mikel Moreno said. “The two pitches got away from Ryan (Bradley) and I guess they thought we did it on purpose.” While the Sun Devils reliever can be an imposing figure on the mound, standing 6foot-4 and possessing a 94-mile per hour fastball, he maintains his innocence. “I didn’t try to hit him,” Bradley, a sopho­ more, said of Glaus. ”1 throw inside on everybody. That’s the way I pitch. I don’t know why they're coming after me. It seems like everything I do is getting me in trouble.” Amid taunting from the crowd at Jackie Robinson Stadium, Bradley made a gesture tow ard them at the end o f the inning prompting the Pac-10 to suspend Bradley later that day. It is the third time he has been suspended this season, missing a total of eight games. ASU Coach Pat Murphy said Bradley is far from the bad boy that he is being portrayed as. J im P oulin /S tate Press T u rn t o B a d boy s, pa g e 1 8 . The No. 22 ASU baseball team w ill slug it out with non-conference foe Oklahoma on the road at 6 tonight Perseverance pays for ASU’s Johnson S o ftb a ll p layer c lo se s in o n a lltim e h its reco rd d u r in g se n io r se a so n after u p -a n d -d o w n career B y D am ian S haw S tate P ress - Sometimes a coach just knows. When senior third base Alyssa Johnson was struggling through her freshman season on the Sun Devil softball squad not too many people had faith in her. Her teammates noticed she was struggling at the plate and Johnson herself wasn’t even sure if she belonged on the field. “I had a rough freshman year but coach stuck with me,” Johnson said. “I played every game and 1 probably would have pulled myself out that first year because of how I struggled at the plate.” Her coach, Linda Wells, had other ideas. She stayed with the struggling Johnson, who was already producing defensively for the squad. lifflHMkir/StitoPrN« Senior third base Alyssa Johnson has recovered from brain surgery and has played a leading rote for the ASU softball team. “I told coach all year I was going to do better,” Johnson recalled. “I just told myself, ‘You really can’t do any worse.’ I knew 1 had the ability, so I just tried to step it up.” Johnson batted .222 that year, but she was the only player to start all 60 games for the Sun Devils. Since then, however, Johnson has emerged as a team star. She batted ,363 during her sophomore campaign and blossomed into a team leader. “She took a pretty big dip, but she stuck with it,” Wells said. “It really showed a lot in the courage category.” Johnson started all 63 games of her sophomore season and seemed to be on the way to a stellar junior campaign. 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Hardy & 1st Str. Good credit required. 899-5967. CLOSE TO A SU .2bdr/l ba. $450 + util. No pets. Pool & covered parking 966-8838. FOR RENT: Hayden Sq. lbdr; serious student or professional o n ly .. No pets/ns. $700p/m th+deposits. Call Murph 966-8127. 2BD., 2B A, pool, close to ASU, $568-$578, Apartment Renters 831-5900. 2BD/1BA 2 blocks from cam­ pus pool, spa, laundry, cov­ ered parking available 4/1 $ no pets $545/mo 1700 S . College Ave. 967-7212/967-1600. 2BD/2BA AT Q uesta Vida. Close to ASU, w/d included. Available June 1st Cali 3509932, Mesa Community College P ick u p y o u rc o p y o f th é d a ily S ta te Press o p M C C c a m p u s a t th e e n tra n c e o f th e a d m in is tra tio n b u ild in g . APTS. NE comer & McClintock, luxury living lbd $550-600. 921- Classifieds WORK! Apache Terrace Apartments 1 block from Source: The Top. W o f Everything Russel! Ash A N N O U N CE MENTS EL DIABLO of. Apache Tempe quiet $486, 2bd 0699 ASU ^ Rancho Las Palmas • Student Living 1 & 2 Bedrooms • Great Amenities Less th a n 1 Mitefr o m ASU 1249 E. S p e n c e , T e m p e 829-9607 I BD., POOL, close to ASU, $495, Apartment Renters 831 5900. 1 BD., UTILITIES included, pool, $525, Apartment Renters 831-5900 LARGE QUIET 2bd apt., walk to ASU pool, laundry, 1 blk south of University on 8th St. Cape Cod Apartments 9685238 R O O M S FOR RENT STUDIO, POOL, close to ASU, $395, Apartment Renters 831 5900. HOM ES FOR RENT 3BEDROOM 2BATH tile floors, $775/mo. Others avail­ able also. Tim 894-0288 4BDRM/2 & 1/2BA, WALK To ASU. $1,000/mo. Others available also. Tim. 894-0288. 5 BEDROOM 2< bath house with pool, w/d, dw, AZ room, 2 car garage etc. Broadway/McClintoCk $1250 4371048. WALK TO ASU. 4 bdr/2ba with pool $1300/mo. Ibdr/lba available. $425 mo. Tim 8940288. 1 bdroom, 1 bath & 2 bdroom, 2 bath Apartm ents Now Taking Applications for August call 968-6383 HOM ES FOR SALE TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR RENT 2 & 3 BD condos near campus $750-1275. Call Bob Bullock Realty Executives 998-2992. 3BD 2BA CONDO off UniV. Sc Mill. W/d, d/w, pool. Avail. May 1st, $850/mo, 423-0571 FURNITURE BROWSERS WELCOME I sell, You buy. You sell, I buy. I deliver, You don't (have to). Call us! m U T O N EI A V O R IT E 804-1554 S tate P ress TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR RENT HO M ES FOR SALE HERMOSA PLACÉ, 2bd/2ba, near ASU, w/d, pool, yard, 510 W. University, $635, 9660987. ITS A huge 3bd/3ba townhouse pool w/d dw new carpet etc. Rural/Southern $950 4371048. RENT TIME; share at Pueblo Bonito in Cabo for wk! Time is open. $1300 Call at 804-0756. RENTAL SH ARING FEMALE TO Share 3bd/2ba condo in Papago Park. $300/mo+util. Must be clean & resp Call Rick @ 784-7861, GREAT PLACE To liv e !!!! Own room in 4bd hm. huge pool, lm i ASU, to share w/2 others. $275+1/3 util. Avail, immed. Pref. resp. female: Paul 897-2575, ROOMMATE NEEDED m or f. 2bd apt. 1 mi. ASU. $325/mo (includes util). Marie 517-1407. R O O M S FOR RENT CUSTOM TEMPE HOME This 3K sq. ft. luxury home is absolutely incredible. Custom EVERYTHING ...from the par­ quet kitchen floor to the tiled granite entry way! 3BR, 3BA, super insulation, tile roof, brick block cons., natural stained woodwork, large LR and DR, large eat-in kitchen, marble window sills, 2 ovens, built-in stove and many more builtins/extras. This home is elegant and beautiful■$210 000. 1223 E. Sunburst Lane, Tempe. Call 838-7890 for appointment. TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR SALE PAPAGO PARK I Condo for sale. 2bdrm + loft. All ap­ pliances included, blue crpt, néw paint. new blinds, 1400 sft, Close to ASU. 94,000. 808-8762, PAPAGO PARK Village, 3 bdrm townhome, all appliances. $90's. Greg Askins. Realty Ex­ ecutives, 966-0016. MOBILE HOMES ROOMMATE NEEDED to share 4bd house in. S. Tempe, $ 172/rrio + uiil Avail May 1, 820-9360 TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR SALE CHEAP LIVING- Party bus 25ft RV setup 2m ASU, aint pretty but runs,. $3200 obo, 8296891. ' TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 1977 SKI BOAT, 115HP, 16‘ w/ trailer. Excel cond. Lots of xtras. $3000. Kay 731-9569 DELUXE WEIDER 4-station weight set $350, paperwork included-you take it apart 8270488. IMITATION ROLEXES w/perpetual movement $65-$95. Tag Heuer's $40-$60. Dean (212) 517-4545 or (800) 5781415 lve msg. w/phone number. ORIGINAL COPY Of students work. Pointalism of Man & Dog - looks like photo-24xl8. 10$ea. 968-1681 Rebecca. . WHEELS - SET Of 15-inch wheels with tires. Progressive polished chrome Five Star wheels, Bridgestone Pohnza 195/60 R 15 tires. Wheels fit any 4rbolt pattern. $200 obo. Call Todd 519-0044. Leave message. BO OKS $$$ FOR BOOKS? Cash or credit for your quality used books, T r a d in g hours: Moii-Fri," I0am - 8pm. Chang­ ing Hands Bookstore, 414 Mill AVenue, 966-0203. OVER $3,000 of business, real estate, finan. books & training manuals, many with audio cas­ settes. 1st $100 takes all. 2722502. • AUTOMOBILES CASH TODAY!!! CONDOS I B U Y A LL U sed J e w e lr y /M is c . Ite m s . 4 8 1 -9 0 5 3 APACHE AND RURAL R ecently Rem odeled Homes FOR SALE POOLside - C a ll S o n y a a t 4 0 9 -9 9 3 7 EXCLUSIVE Desert FoothIHs Real Estate Co. HELP WANTEDGENERAL CAMP COUNSELORS NEEDED: Trlmdown Fitness, coed camp located In the CatsHIII Mountains o f NY. A ll Sports. W ater-slilIng, Canoeing. Ropes, lifeguards. Crafts. Dance. Aerobics. Nutrition, Kitchen. Office. 120 positions. C all Camp Shane. (800) 292-2267 ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, dresser, nightstand, dining room table and queen bed for sale. 967-0966. ADC HAS free cars avail, for ’ most areas. Gas allowance. ANIMAL HOSP. in Chandler. Auto Driveway Co. 952-0339. P/t clean-up/vet asst. $4.50/hr to start. Call office mngr. 963DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap 2340. in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places ASU TELEFUND is hiring for worldwide. I also buy transfer­ summer positions. We contact able coupons/awards. alumni to update information, 968-7283 inform them about the ad­ vancement here at ASU, & ask EUROPE $249 for financial support; To ensure Be a little flexible and save a position for the summer; get $$$. We'll help you beat the resume exp., choose your own airline prices. Destinations shifts weekly; $5.50/hr to start Worldwide. AIRHITCH ™ 800w/opport uni ties to advance to 397-1098, airhitch@ net$6.50, & make networking con­ com.com tacts all over the USA. Call 9656754. Train now & be ready to , MAZATLAN? start as soon as school is over. Student? Working profession­ al? Sirigle? Need a tan? Need SUMMER JOB - Attendant some R&R? Memorial Day wtd. for female in Quadrangle wknd May 24-28 join o v er Apts, m brning/eves. m ust be 1,200 people from AZ; CA, 21 or over w/good driving fee. NM, TX. Pkgs from $319 4 no lifting req. hrs flex. Ellen nts, 5 days, RTAir, Phx depar­ 968-6284. tures. Rick 271-4896. GREAT VALUE. Full 3bd SetDble hdbrd & mattress, dresser w/mirror. $100. Cgll 661-6269 COMPUTERS IBM COMPUTER w/printer, keyboard, & monitor. $400. Great buy. Call 345-7567. TICKETS ALANIS MORISSETTE, great floor seats & lower level, $45 & up. Pat at 408-8041. ; a u t o m o b il e s '83 PEUGOT 83K sunroof, 4door sedan, in excl. corid., eve­ rything new: tires, etc. Avail May 10. $3000 obo Call Sunny 804-1085 Iv msg. 1983 HONDA ACCORD, 100 k miiès. Call 967r03?7 (home) or 965-0530 (office). 1991 MUSTANG CONV. 5.0LX exc. condition, 42,000 mi. Red/black top. Very nice car, $ 10,000; obo. Cal L9653910 days, 345-8101 evem 93 MIT ECLIPSE, Red; 5spd, 31k mi. Original owner. $8,500 obo. Call 965-4884. 93 NISSAN Sentra 2dr, 5spd, ps, pwr brakes, cruise, 35mpg 49,000mi $6900 obo tint 8073361. .: : y-/; ; FOR SALE 1974 Volkswagen Camper Van. Good condition. $ 1,200 'obo.; 357-9603. GEO PRIZM only $ 199/month. Ask for Terry at 827-3388. (OACJ. $T0P DOLLARS For Your Auto Today Call Brian Now 2 4 6 -3 4 9 9 Sales Consultants Make qualified call-back inquiries for nationally televised Infomercial products. "Principal Secrets Skin Care"..............................with Victoria Principal “Personal Power’’. ... ...with Anthony Robbins. "Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus .:with John Gray : "TlowerRider" Fran Tarkenton : • $7.50/H r G uaranteed -(-Commissions Flexible Schedules Sun-Fri 1pm-9pm & Sat 7am-7pm Call (602) 470-2500 A fte r m a r k e t40th St & 1-10 Freeway (Close to ASU) Place your Classified ad from the Internet! http://news.vpsa. asu.edu/classad/ classadfm.html HELP WANTEDGENERAL $-MAKE MONEY Reading books! Earn to $40,000/year. Call ndw. 1-800^827-2832 ext, R-5000. $ 10/H pU R SUN American Securities has position avail­ able for brokerage asst. 1030hr$/wk. C all Phil for int. 265-1066. $1750 WEEKLY Possible mail­ ing our circulars. For info call 202-393-7723. ; :; $8.90 AN HOUR 20 hrs/wk. minimum guarantee August through May, 1 As a Tempe Elem. School Bus Driv­ er, you work early mornings and afternoons. Paid training scheduled for the summer to get you licensed and Certified. In­ tervie ws/hiring now fo r next school year. Call 784-1335. ;> ACCOUNTING CLERK pt entry level accounting clerk wanted. G eneral accounting knowledge req, w/corhputer skills & EXCEL exp. pref; Flex, hrs. Biltmore business location. Please fax resume to 955-0191. tdg HELP WANTEDGENERAL ALASKA SUMMER Employ­ ment- Fisheries, Parks, Resorts now hiring! Earn to $3,000$6,OO0/mo! : Airfare! ‘ Room/Board! Ask; about our Video! Call (919)>932-1489, ext. ÀT ALASKA EMPLOYMENT Fisheries, Parks, Resorts hiring fo r summer! Earn to $3,000-$6,000/m6i Airfare! Room/Board! FREE VIDEO w/program! Call (919) 932-1489, ext. A29 BARTENDER Needed. Will train. 4210, E. Baseline 813-7799. Cook po­ sition also availiable. B U S I N E S S /C O M M Ù N I CATION MAJORS. Local telecom marketing coriipany hiring stud­ ent to market MCI and other long distance services. Excel­ lent Compensation, - up tô $25/ttr. Flex, hours. Please call 921-7755 for personal in­ terview. CANDY STOP. 5th & M ill. Sweet Tooth needs;an energe­ tic, friendly, reliable sales asso­ ciate to sell candy. ' Avariable at: 12:00 daily. \ Contact Donna 921-7363, -V,"; COLD STONE, :5th & Mill; hir­ ing strong, reliable, & fun em­ ployees. Must be here summer & weekends. Day arid: evening positions:; Excellent tips. 921 7 4 5 6 . 2 •?/. . CRUISE SHIPS And vacation resorts hiring. Earn to $3,000/mo. World travel & ex- , otic resorts, (Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean, Europe, USA, Asia, etc.) , Trartspof.tation, room/board. No experience necessary! ; Call now. 1-800827-2832 e*L C-5000. CRUISE SHIPS hiring!' Students needed! $$$ + free travel (Car­ ibbean, Europe, Hawaii!, Gde. 919-929-4398 ext C1050. FRONT OFFICE Work. Tempe doctors office, part time. Call 838-2277. Assembler Jobs O $7.50/hr. r*ne of the most recognized and fast- C all Terry: 998-0325 • Have design and sales background or are very w illing to learn. * • Have a professional appearance and great enthusiasm. CRUISE JOBS • W ould enjoy an op portunity to make $35,000 to $55,000 a year, and have a great benefits package. PICK YOUR HOURS Full or Par) Time 44th Street/ V an Buren ^ \p p ly for sales at: Tempe location -1 8 0 0 W. Elliot Rd. 8 3 1 -1 8 4 8 Glendale location - 5191 W. Beil Rd. 5 4 7 -1 2 8 0 Paradise Valley -1 3 8 2 0 N. Tatum Blvd. 9 9 2 -4 4 3 8 Work this summer (with th e option to con tin ue w h e n the school starts in th e Fall) In a fun, e m p lo y e e oriented atm osp here as a reservations a g e n t! - Must b e a “p e o p le person' a n d ty p e 25 w p m . Salary: ^ YOU SWEET-TALKIN’ DEVIL, BE A TELEPHONE SALES ASSOCIATE! I EMPLOY AM ERICA is filling jobs for a m ajor national telephone marketing company in Tem pe that works with some of the nation's largest banks, long distance firms and computer companies. $6.05 to $7.50/hr. W e also h a v e FT receiptionist, w ord pro­ cessing a n d clerical positions Valleyw ide! Please call: •* Good communication skids, strong goal orientation. 3:30-9pm , M -F, plus 2 Saturday 8-hour shifts per month totaling 135 hours/mo. $6.00/hour 4- incentives during 60-day tem p-to-hire period, then $6.00 + commissions, with potential of $10-12 per hour total. Start as soon as April 18 C all 954 -9 5 9 5 ! _ 966-9169 - Tempe Talent Tree Staffing Services HOUSEKEEPER NEEDED for summier break. Close to cámpus. Hou/s flexible. 9664918. HOUSEKEEPING, $7/HR., 1 day. per wk (negotiable) N. Scottsdale Rd. & Shea* area. 953-3869 IMAX THEATRE in Scottsdale is now hiring all avails. Join our team! Apply in person at the IMAX box office, 4343 N. Scottsdale Rd. Ste 2501. Just 10 min from ASU! JR OR SR Business or real es­ tate major. Work PC & MAC. Need excellent secretarial skills. Call Dick Shefrin 951-8666. KENNEL WORKER needed over the summer.. Must be neat, dependable. 7311 E. Thomas* Scottsdale 94547692/ LOCAL COMPUTER store hais permanent/pt position. Assist ih sales, stocking, etc. about 20hrs./wk, 966>1388 LOCAL REALTOR Looking for assistants;. Pléase call Marty Griffin at 844-5900. LOOKING FOR à job? JOB-: TRAK on-lifte www.jobtrak.com. Student/grad listings. LOOKING FOR Computer whiz that can program in html for my internet page and other com­ puter related areas. Call Marty Griffin at 844,5900. LOOKING FOR high energy, positive pers. trainers, nutrition & sales people: Call Graceful Fitness 893-8041. MARKETING EXP $10 per hour. Professional Scottsdale location. 20-25 hrs per wk. Afternoon & eve, 9491088, >:"• MARKETING/ADMISSIÖNS CLERK. Entry level: 4 days in, eludes weekends, Comp, wages & benefits. Apply Scottsdale Vijlage Square 2620 N. 68th St. 046-6571. MINDER BINDERS Now hir­ ing all positions. Students Needed! W e have clerical positions available as well: Call for appointm ent 831 -1 848 GRADUATE STUDENT Who can spend from April 1st ’96 May '97 (Acceptable to start in June ’96) tutoring high school Spanish 1 & 2, high school Al­ gebra 1 and 2, and high school Chemistry. M ust be able to teach ail three of these subjects, not just one of them, pay from $8.00 to $12.00 an hour. Must be able to work at least two of these days, possibly three days a week on Monday, T uesday, Wednesday, and Thursday from 1:30-8:30pm. Call ? 953^3070 as soon as possible. Income possibility from lowest to highest estimate is $654-$ 1632 a month. Must have reliable transp, as location is in Scotts: Wonderful, steady position for Master's or Doctor^ al student. MERRILL LYNCH financial consultant assistent. Oppor­ tunity for F/T pos. Qualifica­ tions: individual who is highly motivated, very aggressive, self driven to make money. Please call Jason Smith 481-2721 or 947-70^12. v F /T & P /T light electronics «issembly w ork at Scotjtsdale Air Park growing living room and family room resources is looking for professionals who... HELP WANTEDGENERAL BOLIN LABS Needs dishw asher 20-25 hrs/wk $6/hr call 942-8220, FRONT DESK person needed for World Gym. Apply; 1465 N. Hayden. 954-6060. LA-Z-BOY FURNITURE GALLERIES' m w i Dedigatedas'dRlspoksiv¿ Telesales AFTERMARKET COMPANY No Cold Calling TRAVEL R e a d y for S u m m er * 3 B e dro o m - 2 B a th * * 2 B e d ro o m - 2 B a th * HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL FURNITURE C a r s /T r u c k s / W ALK TO ASU All P age 2 1 Wednesday, April 2 4,1996 Earn up to $2,000+/monh working for Cruise Ships or Land-Tour Companies. World Travel. Seasonal and Full-Time employment available. No exp. necessary. For info, call: (206) 971-3550 ext, C5918S vP ^ LOW A LO W COST HEALTH INSURANCE *• | |* ■ *• I |* ■ Lowest Cost Plans per semester or m onth Most pre-existing condltonsO K International Health Plans D ependent Health Plans I CaU now tor your FREE ! Enrollment Kit! SE R V IN G A R IZ O N A SIN C E 1983 W estern H ea lth S e rvice s SUMMER JOBS IN BEHAVIORAL HEALTH I F/T, P/T all shifts for resi­ dential treatment center for adolescents. Req BA or BS in Social Work, Psychology, Sociology, or other related field; or combination of edu­ cation & exp which equals four years in beh health. Great opportunity to get experience in your field! F/T $7,00, P/T $6.78/hr. Shift differentials. Apply in person o r mail resume to: Devereux 6436 E. Sweetwater Ave., Scottsdale, AZ 85254. AA/EOE. Drug-free Workplace. .’•3% HELP WANTEDG EN ERA l HELP WANTEDGENERAL MOTION PICTURE And tele­ v isio n shows hiring. Earn to $3,000/mo. Work with your favorite stars. Local & world travel. Transportation, room /board! No experience necessary! 1-800-827-2832 ext. M-5000. STAGE LIGHTING & sound shop needs a shipping/ receiv­ ing person. Some com puter exp. needed. Theatrical back­ ground a plus. Apply at 8980 S. Mckemy St. Tempe. NEED 3-4 STRONG Abiled bodies fo r 2hrs._ work unload­ ing furnishings for new resi­ dent 4/30. Good pay. Call 583-9102 or (206) 821-1233 (call collect); Seeking m otivated, teachable people who are looking for an awesome change. Call 5532255; ' ’ ; PHONE SURVEYORS for state contract. M -F 5-9pm $7/hr. good research experience call Dave or Michele, 967-8685. PREST-O-FIT MFG; Now bring Start at $5.50/hr. Flexible hours. Please call Dave at .967* 4224 M-F 9-6, ; ' PT SALES positions retail experience required. Cactus Sports 921-1278. PUBLIC RELATIONS Asst, ability to do many tasks, phone work pt h.rlyF bonus. 661-4778. RUN YOUR Own business: Largest comprehensive student savings program in the country is looking for motivated indi­ viduals ro bring the Student Advantage program to their campus: Earn great money and Work flexible hours! Marketing/Sales/PR experience a plus. For info call Erik Geisler at 1800-333-2920 ext. 17 or fax re­ sume to 617r266-8882. . GRfeAT SUMMER Employment Working •w7 individuals hav­ ing developm ental, physical, and mental disabilities. Clients ages, range from infancy to adult: Paid training,; ft/pt; & on call positions. $6/hr, • 43195! 1 or 438-8617/ Find it F A S T 'm the Classifieds STOP...LOOK! SUMMER JOBS! Start now. Flexible hours. Tempe. 967-4441. SUNDAY SCHL teachers Fall 96. Or Adam Cong, for, Hu­ manistic Judaism. Nadine. 661.1442:. ■ ■" ; SWIM INSTRUCTORS at client homes valley-wide. WSI + strong exp S I2-14/hr + bo­ nuses, flex sched. Shane 9672099. SWIM INSTRUCTORS wanted for-summer mobile program . Must be CPR, First-Aide and WSI Cert & have rel; traps. $79/hr DOE. Jeanene 922-6378. VICTORIAN TEA Room needs full and part time servers. Days only. Downtown Phoenix. Call 252-4682, HELP WANTEDSALES A PEA IN The Pod - Biltmore Fashion Park seeking p/t sales; dept. Salary .+ commission. Call 957-2414, AIRPORT GIFTSHÓP p/t pos. avail, immed. for stocking, in­ yen . Control & cashier. Must have exp, M:-F 11-4 & W-Sim 2:30-7. Call Karen at 2731803. ASHWORTH Outlet G ólf Clothing seeking f/t 8c p/t sales associates. Call Anne àt 465-7)33. r o M HELP WANTEDCHILD CARE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES TELEMARKETING AND cus­ tomer service post. $8/hr start­ ing.. Exp. prefer. Tony 8339191 NEED Child care attendant. Flex, hrs Apply at World Gym 1465; N. Hayden. 945-6060. WORK FOR yourself! Process governm ent refunds in your area. No exp. necessary. Above average income. 340-4070 24hrs. HELP WANTEDCLERICAL F/T. ACCT CLERK/Asst, mul­ tiple tasks, com puter exp. a plus. $6-$8hr. Benefits: Send resume to Controller, Harkins Theatres 8350 E. McDonald Dr. #2, Scottsdale, AZ. 85250, or fax 905-0091. HELP WANTEDFOOD SERVICE CORKNCLEAVER Accepting ;apps. for evening cocktail server, lunch host(ess) & lunch food server. Will traili, p/t. Concern W/ appearance, re­ liability & personality are im­ portant. Apply in person M-F 25p.m. or by appt. 5.101 N. 44th St. 952-0585, JAPANESE RESTAURANT looking for cashier $5.50/hr. Also wait staff $3/br + tips. 598-0506., STOCKYARDS RESTAU­ RANT now hiring lunch serv­ ers, day/night busserà, host/ess, night cocktail servers. Apply in person M-F 10am5pm, 50Ó1 E. W ashington. East of 48th S t 273-7378, HELP WANTEDCHILD CARE NANNY NEEDED for 4yr old boy. Refs. & reliable trans, feq., needs to be nuturing, caring & energetic. NE Scotts -home. Apx 20 hrs/wk, generous pay. 451' Ì355,,V''V::'.v ' P/T NANNY needed M-F 3-7 pm in Ahwatukep home. Need own car. Dinner inch Great pay. 460-2870. , TEACHER ASSISTANT needed for child care center. Both PT & FT hours avail M-F. Immediate openings. 839-5953 JOB OPPORTUNITIES $35,000/YR. INCOME poten­ tial. Reading books. Toll Free (1) 800-898-9778 Ext R -1676 for details. CRUISE SHIP Jobs. Apply now for summer; m/f: No exp. req. High pay/benefits; 1-800638-6845 ext. C0301 BUSINESS O PPO RTU N jTj!^ ATTENTION STUDENTS: Earn thousands easily! Just give away a letter. A "job" you can do anywhere. Free m aterials and application. Contact SALS P .6 . Box 1962 W ickenburg, AZ. 85358: Write student on your request or call 520-6849127. PRE-PAID PHONE card MLM, easy, legal, profitable, AZ BBB listed, Spot;, $100 once, $$10,700/day, ree mes 5473769 or http": \\w ww. prime hetV-alr Max Serv a r k FAST FUNDRAISER-RAISE $500 in 5 days-Greeks, groups, clubs, motivated indi­ viduals. Fast, easy-no financial obligation. (800) 862-1982 Ext. 3Î. SINGERS FOR Womens acá, pella auditions thru 4/28 call: Lisa 784-9518/Shana 94 t-: 4952. ■; .■v1” : ' AXQ HAD a great time at X-mas in April! Thanks! PETE'S 19TH TEE At Rolling Hills golf course is now accept­ ing applications for p/t waitstaff & dishwashers. Apply at 1405 N, Mill Ave. Will train. SUNNY'S PIZZA In house staff day & night po­ sitions avail. Flexible hours, fun atmosphere. Come join the Sunny's team . Apply at 1301 E. University. 968-6666 MUSIC 1893 CHIC K ER I NG Upright piano good condition $ 1000 962-7934. ^ ' BASSIST AND Drummer (vo­ cals a plus) wanted by all origi­ nal alternative rock duo. Call Alex at 860-0642. (After 6pm). Make your advertising $$$$ work harder! P u t i t in t h e C la s s if ie d s ! ALPHA GAMS. I hope you guys are free ionite 'cause we are having a Date Dash! It's going to be a blast so grab a date & meet on the floor at 715. You won't want to miss this one. Luv Heather. LOVE/GRAD/PROM ROSES. By the dozen $20 + delivery. Call After Hours Flowers 8943419.;' . .' ,V .- . " y OUTDOOR MOVIE on Hayden Lawn, Friday Apr. 26 at 9:00pm. The Night of the Liv­ ing Dead. BY OS Bring your own seat. Presented by MDAR Film. C B AG E L & LO X S a n d w ich - Tempe (Southern and McClintock) If qualified and interested, please fax a resume to Human Resources at 777-8841. RESTAURANTS/ BARS Molson Ice LIVE JAZZ-Thursday S Fridays! - 222 E. 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