©Copyright. State Press, 1996. Tempe, Arizona Monday, March 25,1996 An Independent Morning Dally Vol. 80 No. 109 Suggestive flier lan d s club in h o t w ater B y J eff O w e n s S t a t e P ress . The; Associated Students of ASU Senate has sent the ASU Lacrosse Club a sterhireprimand after the University Affairs Committee received several complaints about a sex­ ually suggestive Lacrosse Club party invitation. The Senate delayed sending the response, drafted March 4. until last Monday because of the spring break recess. “We got all the signatures we needed on Monday,” said Chris McAvoy. Honors College senator. The response was signed by five ASASU representatives. The flier depicts a pair of lacrosse sticks, a beer keg and a map to a hom e near 12th Street and Hardy Drive in Ternpe. It also asks whether people plan to stay home and Asian Culture Week to offer glim pse at Far East’s diversity masturbate or attend an ASU Lacrosse party and fornicate. “We distributed about 600 of them,” said Craig Hochreiter, senior business major and Lacrosse Club president. “We didn't realize it would cause that much commotion.” Hochreiter said the club received a letter from the ASU Department of Public Safety telling the club to choose its words more carefully. “The ASU DPS responded pretty quickly on that,” he said. Hochreiter said he has yet to see the ASASU response. Club member Josh Longbottom, author of the flier, said he wanted to make sure the invitation was noticed. • “It was meant to attract attention,” he said. “You know — shock value.” McAvoy said several ASASU members knew of the flier before they actually saw it. “All of us had heard of the flier,” he said. “We weren’t in the dark by the time we saw it. A lot of people knew about it and wanted something done about it.” The short ASASU response read, “Not only does this type of advertisement go against the spirit of a comfortable academic atmosphere, but it also violates the code o f con­ duct for student organizations.” The letter contained the following excerpt from the Student Organization Policies and Procedures Manual: “All advertis­ ing m ust... make reasonable effort to avoid demeaning, sexual or discriminatory portrayal of individuals or groups.” Longbottom, a sénior business major, said the party was held on a Saturday night “about a month and a half ago.” B pning up B y B r ia n A n d e r s o n S t a t e P ress A number of Far Eastern events will make their way west­ ward as Asian Culture Week kicks off with a martial arts exhi­ bition on Hayden Lawn from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. today. The third annual celebration is expected to teach people more about Asian cultures while they have some fun in the process, said David Tung, co-chair of the Asian Coalition. “Many times, the general campus community does not understand the diversity within the Asian culture,” he said. "We want to bring that diversity out so the campus commu­ nity can become aware.” ' >; Tung, a graduate student studying business, added that the recent concern over racism on and around campus has provided a new twist to the event. “We really believe that in order to achieve racial under­ standing, we need to provide and promote events such as this,” he said. Fourteen scheduled events will take place between today and Saturday, including: • An affirmative action forum in the Memorial Union : T urn to C ulture, page Pat Shannahan/State Press Carolyn English (left) and David Gaddy help unload “Nancy,” a nurrosaurus that will be on display from April 8-21 at Dinofest. Dinofest will be held in the University Activity Center, and will include children’s activities, a walk through time and dinosaur fossil exhibits. 2. A S U b lo o d d riv es tr y to m e e t A r iz o n a ’s h ig h d e m a n d By Andrea M . H ealey S t a t e P ress Someone on campus wants your blood. Luckily, though, it’s not Count Dracula crossing the oceans o f time to get it. United Blood Services is gearing up for its spring blood driv e in o rd er to try to m eet the demand for blood in the state. Scott H utson, U nited B lood Services com m unity relations representative, said Arizona is a state that uses a high amount o f blood. “Arizona uses an average o f about 475 units o f blood every day,” Hutson said. One unit of blood is just under one pint. “W e’ve been the only blood providers in Arizona for about 53 years,” he said. H u tso n ad d ed th a t U n ite d B lo o d Services provides about 175,000 units per year to the community. Two blood vans will be parked just north INSIDE S T A T E P R E S S W eather Outlook Mostly sunny, breezy and wanner. High 76°, low 51° of the Memorial Union and on Tyler Mall during the spring semester. Each van has u four beds and two interview stations. Vans • also have a staff o f four phlebotomists who draw blood from donors. Each donation takes between 30 to 45 minutes. At the interview stations, volun­ teers are asked questions about sexual and medical history. Before donating, the volunteer’s blood pressure, tem perature and iron levels are checked and a pulse is taken; The actual drawing of blood takes about five to eight minutes, then the donor is asked to stay an additional 10 to 15 minutes and is served free cookies and juice. D onors are asked to com e back and donate again in two months because United Blood Services is trying to build the num­ ber of repeat donors, T urn to B lo o d d r iv e , p a g e B lo o d D riv e D a te s March W e d n e s d a y , M a rch 27 T h u rsd ay , M arch 2 8 118» 9 am - 3 p m tP .’>5'. „ North o f th e M U a n d l y ie r M a ll . |§§§IHHH1¡HHÜEI1 1 ( G f e ô k S a o n a o r s É i - v^ ¿ y i , <. £ ■„■'■ ■r r t - s p n i - IgNorth of the M U a n d » W e d n e sd a y , April 10 T h u rsd a y , April 11 W e d n e sd a y , A p ril 24 T h u rsd a y , April 25 V 9 am - 3pm T h u rsd a y , M a y 2 2. V- SC North of the M U a n d t ' Jo* Corrao/State Press World/Nation Sports Police, disperse thousands of demonstrators protesting political corruption in Bangladesh. The ASU baseball team got manhandled Sunday against the TJofA, 15-7, at Packard Stadium. P age3 Page 11 W here T o Fin d It Classifieds.... ...................... 13 Comics..... ....... 10 Crossword......... ................ ...9 Horoscopes .................... :... 15 Opinion....... .......4 Police Report.... ....................6 Sports.......................... ........ 11 Today’s Activities.... .......... :2 World/Nation..... ...................3 P ag e 2 S t a t e P r ess M onday, M arch 2 5 ,1 9 9 6 C u ltu re T oday C o n t in u e d Campus dubs and organizations may submit written entries to the State Press in the basement of Matthews Center. Requests will not be taken over the phone or via fax. Deadline for requests is noon the day before publi­ cation and entries will not be accepted more than three working days before publication. O nly one entry per organization per day is permitted. Entries must contain the full name o f the club or organization, a description of the event, date, time and the full address of the location. A il requests are subject to editing for content, space and clarity. Incomplete dr illegible entries will be discarded. The Today Section is a daily calendar o f events printed as a service to the A S U community. Requests are accepted on a first-come, first-served basis arid are printed as space permits. • A lc o h o lic s A nonym ous — Daily campus meeting. Newman Center, Aquinas Hall in the basement; noon to 1:15 p.m. Campus Women’s Group meeting. Newman Center, Aquinas Hall in the basement; 10 a m. • A m erican Indiam lnstitute — Lecture: “Getting the Most from What You Read," tips for textbook reading. All Conference Room; 11:45 to 12:30 p.m. • A S A S U U niversity A ffairs Com m ittee — Meeting to discuss tuition rate increases, abuse of A S li’s person­ nel travel expenses, campus pub, racial tension on ca m p u s and sex u a l a ssa u lt on ca m p u s . M U A B Conference Room 1A-1B; 5:30 p.m. • A s s o c ia t io n fo r W o m e n ’ s A c tiv e R e tu rn to E d u ca tio n — Meeting to finalize Cam p Tontozona spring retreat plans. Women’s Center, MU basement; 12:40 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. • C o alition o f Ju stic e & P eace — Weekly meeting. Open discussion. “The Peace Process," by A. Facistini and the Bahai Panel. MU Mohave Room; noon. • El Zocalo: Ch ican a/o Life Cam pus Com m unity Spring ‘96 Lecture Series: “Bilingual Education and the English-Only Movement," by Alfredo H. Benavides. MU Gold Room; 11:30 a.m. • E n g lis h Departm ent & Hayden Lib rary — Lecture: “Wordsworth and the Ecology of the Picturesque," by Jonathan Bate, King Alfred the Great Professor of English, University of Liverpool. Hayden Lforary C6; 6 p m. • Travel & T o u rism S tu d en t A sso c ia tio n — Guest speaker: Shannon Packard, internship opportunity for recreation majors. MU Havasupai Room 208D; 4:30 p.m. fr o m pag e 1. Programming Lounge at. 5 p.m. today, featuring the president of the Arizona chapter of the Asian American Bar Association; • A traditional M alaysian wedding, including music and dancing, on Hayden Lawn from 11:30 a^m. to 1:30 p.m. Tuesday; • A Japanese drum group performing from noon to 1 p.m. Wednesday on Hayden Lawn; • A conference examining Asian Americans’ future pro­ gressions from 9 a m. to 4 p.m. Saturday in Room 60 in the Architecture and Environmental Design building. ASÜ Center for Asian Studies Director Tim Wong said the weeklong celebration is important because it highlights the interaction of all Asian countries. “One thing I hope this w eek show s people is that minorities are very different,” he said. “It’s very educa­ tional for a university or any other place to realize that there are very different people here. It’s a joy to learn about other countries.” For more ;information about events surrounding Asian Culture Week, call the Asian Coalition at 965-9754. B lo o d d riv e C o n t in u e d fr o m pag e 1. Susan Drinahue, a Tempe St. Luke’s Hospital medical lab technician, said United Blood Services is always in need of blood. “(Blood) js only good for so many days, and then they have to throw (it) away,” she said. “It’s only good for about two or three weeks, and then it expires.” Donahue added that rare blood types are frozen and saved, but there is not enough room to freeze all of the donated blood. In addition, actually freezing blood can be difficult, so fresh blood is preferred. In the blood drives on campus, Hutson said volunteers must: • Be at least 18 years old; 4 Have proper identification (i.e., driver’s license, social security card or a student ID); • 4 Weigh more than 110 lbs.; • Fèel healthy; 4 Not have been on antibiotics for 7 days prior to donating; 4 Not have had a tattoo or Body piercing for one year (ear piercings are OK). Hutson said ASU is a great blood donation provider, with about 2,400 to 2,600 units per year. “ASU students have been great — turnout has been wonderful,” he said. “When we come out, wc usually get about 70 to 80 units every time.” Student organizations that have volunteered to recruit potential donors include the B iom edical E ngineering Society, the Counseling/Health Advisory Committee (CHAC) and the Greek system. Hutson added that there is an increase in donor amounts when United Blood Services has Greek support. “We have so many bodies out here, and the number one reason people give blood is because they’re asked,” he said. Organizations interested in helping United Blood Services may contact Scott Hutson at 675-5427. State Press untumi iBmPDonf Too bizarre to be anything b u t real. 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N O PACKETS WILL BE ACCEPTED AFTER THE WEDNESDAY. APRIL 3 (N O O N ) DEADLINE (N O EXCEPTIONS!) >• Appropriations Hearings will be held April 9, 1 0 & 11, SAFETY REPAIR ESCORT SERVICE provides safetransport across campus at night CALL965-1515 • do-it-yourself .bike repair • free to students, faculty, staff • we provide tools, some parts, assistance • open Mon.-Fri. • call 965-4748 for info CO-OP BIKE CO-OP Hayden Library , M 1 Pureh. 1 M u rdo ck Hall ORANGE u Memorial P.E. Union West World/Nation STATE P r e s s M onday, M arch 25, 1996 Page 3 V ictoriou s Lee: Better relation s w ith C h in a TAIPEI, Taiwan (AP) — Cradling children in his arm s and handing a bottle o f champagne to cheering sup­ porters, President Lee Teng-hui cele­ brated his landslide election victory S un d ay by p ro m is in g to w o rk on improving relations with China. Shopkeepers set off firecrackers to greet Lee as he began an island wide tour to meet with voters who for the L ee first time elected their own president. Beijing has demonized Lee as an independence-seeker who wants to dump the doctrine that China and Taiwan are one country. But Taiwanese Voters, Uncowed by a Chinese show o f military force, gave Lee 54 percent o f the vote in Saturday’s election. Still, just one day after Lee’s triumph, newspapers were urging him to heal the rift that has led China to test-fire missiles and hold menacing war games close to Taiwan. Lee did not signal any concessions, but said: “We will seek further development in our mainland relations. We will do it well.” “I know you w ant stability, and you w ant to make money. L et’s strive together for it,” he said to roars of appreciation from a crowd of 2,000. “ The past few weeks were a very difficult time,” he said. “People rushed to buy U.S. dollars and sold their homes as missiles were fifed. “But everything is different today,” Lee said. “We have won a big victory, a victory for democracy.” Prem ier Lien Chan, Lee’s running mate, called for a resumption of low-level talks suspended by China last summer. At a news conference, Lien promised to promote trade and civilian exchanges, but urged China to “shun any fur­ ther deeds that could hurt people’s feelings.” ASked about signing a treaty with China to end hostili­ ties, Lien said Taiw an would seriously consider it, but added it would be a long process. , Beijing accuses Lee of seeking to dump the doctrine that China and Taiwan are one country. But it miscalculat­ ed when- it th o u g h t its m ilita ry th re a ts w ould m ake Taiwanese blame Lee and deny him votes — most analysts agree that the threats rallied voters around their president. T he election will send a clear message to the mainland authorities -— you can’t win people over by only pushing them around —- in fact it could backfire,” the respected China Times commented. Lee trounced three challengers — Peng Ming Min, w h o advocated independence for Taiwan, and Lin Yang-kang and Chen Li-an, who sought to placate Beijing by reaf­ firming Taiwan’s desire for reunification with China. China drew encouragement from the fact that Lin and Chen together outpolled Peng by 25 percent to 21, and claim ed its w ar games had succeeded in quashing pro­ independence sentiment in Taiwan. The assessm ent carried by X inhua, C hina’s official news agency, reported Lee’s 54 percent, too, but did not mention the word “democracy” or tell readers that Taiwan elected its president by universal suffrage for the first time. Instead Xinhua called it a “change in the way leaders are produced.” It said the call for peace with Beijing “is increasingly surging on Taiwan island.” While Taiwan’s attention during the campaign focused on Lee’s defiant responses to China, he and his senior lieu­ tenants also reassured voters that once the election was oyer they would move to defuse the crisis. Several newspapers called on him to start doing so soon. B o m b e x p lo d e s a t p r o t e s t r a lly , k i llin g 2 p e o p l e D H A K A . B an g lad esh (A P ) — A bom b e x p lo d ed S un d ay at an a n ti-g o v e rn m e n t d e m o n s tra tio n in Bangladesh’s main port.city, killing at least two people on the 16th day of a turbulent national strike. Witnesses said five others were injured when a home­ made bomb exploded in the southern city o f Chittagong. No other details were available, but the violence took place a day after two other people were killed in Chittagong, The weekend killings raised this month’s death toll from antigovernment violence to at least 63. In the capital, Dhaka, on Sunday, security forces fired tear gas to break up an overnight vigil of 2,000 Opposition activists outside the country’s main government building. Several hundred police and paramilitary troops attacked the crowd minutes after protest leader Mohammad Hanif had left the site for morning prayers. Hanif is mayor of Dhaka and a leader in the largest opposition party, the Awami League. No injuries were reported. For two years, opposition patties have held local strikes nearly every day to try to oust Prime Minister Khaleda Zia, whose government they allege is inept and corrupt. On March 9, the parties began an indefinite national strike aimed at paralyzing life in the country of 120 million people. The government recently deployed 25,000 army troops to restore supplies and transportation betw een D haka and Chittagong. But the effort has been hampered by activists who have blocked ports, highway traffic and disrupted train traffic. On Sunday, opposition leaders agreed to relax the Associated Press Bangladesh security forces fire tear gas at thousands of anti-government demonstrators who began a sit-in protest outside the Parliament building in Dhaka Sunday. The protesters plan to continue the sit-in until Prime Minister Khaleda Zia resigns. They claim Zia leads a corrupt and inept administration. protest around Chittagong by allowing the port to operate for three days beginning Wednesday, a port official said. Dozens o f ships have been waiting off Chittagong to unload cargo and take away exports. Although train departures increased on Sunday, some were stranded as opposition activists uprooted railroad Closure costs Palestinian economy $6M JERUSALEM (AP) — Israel cannot lift the closure o f the W est Bank and Gaza Strip because it has received warnings,that Islamic militants plan more terror attacks, Israel radio quoted Prime Minister Shimon Peres as saying Sunday. The report offered no further details. It said Peres told his Cabinet the month-old closure would remain in effect until Yasser Arafat arrests all leaders of the Islamic mili­ tant Hamas group who are wanted by Israel. Israel sealed Palestinian territories on Feb. 25 after the first in a series of suicide bombings that killed 62 people, including four bombers. The closure keeps tens of thousands of Palestinians from jobs in Israel and costs the impoverished Palestinian economy an daily estimated $6 million a day. Is ra e l ra d io re p o rte d S u n d ay th a t Palestinians will be permitted to cross into Israel for em ergency m edical treatm ent. And Palestinians who work in Jewish set­ tle m e n ts in s id e the W e st B an k Were allowed to return to their jobs on Sunday for the first time since the closure, Israeli government spokesman Shlomo Dror said. Last week, Israel allowed trucks carry­ ing food into G aza and perm itted several thou sand w orkers to resum e jo b s in an industrial area along the Israel-Gaza border. Israel is also easing the maritime blockade on Gaza, permitting Palestinian fishermen to go out a limited distance. In G aza, a group o f Palestinian busi­ nessmen demonstrated Sunday against the tracks and damaged bridges, officials stud. On Saturday in Dhaka, several buses and trucks had returned to the streets in defiance o f the strike. But owners accused opposition activists of attacking buses with fire­ bombs. On Sunday, a working day in the predominantly Muslim nation, the streets were mostly empty again. closure and said they boycott Israeli goods Assad met Russian envoy Boris Kozik to discuss ways to salvage the M iddle East in retaliation. “We are against the violence ... but we peace process, the o fficial Syrian A rab refuse to pay the price o f their security,” News Agency reported. No details o f the said M uham m ed Q edw eh, the head o f talk were released, M eanw hile on S unday, a previously Gaza’s Chamber Of Commerce. O n S u n d ay , A ra fa t’s P a le stin ia n unknown group claimed responsibility for National Authority appealed to Jordan to the March 4 suicide bom bing in Tel Aviv urge Isra e l to ease the c lo su re , the that killed 13 people. . The claim came in an Arabic language Jordanian news agency Petra reported. P e tra said P a le s tin ia n n e g o tia to r typewritten statement from a group calling Mahmmoud Abbas asked Prime M inister its e lf S q u ad s o f th e S o ld ie rs o f G odAbdul-Karim Kabariti of Jordan “to press GalileeBrigade. The statement, delivered by hand to wire the Israelis to alleviate the suffering of the service bureaus in B eirut, could not be people in the West Bank and Gaza.” And Egypt also called on Israel to unseal authenticated. It said the announcement of the Palestinian lands; issuing a statement responsibility was delayed out o f concern that condem ned “repressive Israeli prac­ for its fighters’ safety. The bombing has already been claimed tices” that have led to unemployment and by H am as and a sm a lle r s is te r g ro u p , food shortages. In D am ascus, Syria, P resident H afez Islamic Jihad. Opinion Page 4 M onday, M arch 25, 1996 S t a t e P ress Easitorial Sta te P ress o)£, TW4TS IT. 'tèuOfJlY Shame of America Politicians are known for saying or doing anything to achieve their goals. But on Friday, several House Republicans went too far. Several days ago, that legislative body voted 239-173 to repeal the federal ban on 19 types of “assault”-style firearms and high-capacity ammunition magazines. W e’ll admit that we question the wisdom behind this vote. Despite all arguments to the contrary, an assault-style weapon has but one purpose — killing lots o f people in a short period o f time. Self-defense? Couldn’t a homeowner better defend themselves with a .38-caliber revolver than an AK-47? And anyone that has ever b e a t hunting knows that a deer rifle with a scope is a m uch better hunting weapon than an Uzi. About the only legitimate purpose these weapons have is target shooting. And that’s a luxury that’s not worih any lives. But, regardless o f your opinion on the ban, it is clear that several GOP lawmakers went much too far in their political rhetoric. For example, Arizona’s j.D . Hayworth backed up his argument against gun control by noting that the young victim s o f D unblane, Scotland, were slain despite the United Kingdom’s strict gun control. Hayworth should be thoroughly ashamed of himself. Such a comment was not tally inaccurate, it was sick. First o f all, the slayings were not committed with an assault-style weapon, but with a pair o f handguns. Invoking that example in this case was not relevant But more importantly, some things are so tragic that they deserve to be treated with the utmost solem­ nity — not throw n around cheaply to forw ard the political opinions of a bush-league hack legislator. W hat happened in Dunblane was a tragedy. The lives o f 16 kindergaitners were snuffed out oh that horrible day. These children deserve to be mourned — not to be used so cheaply. H ayw orth n o t only ow es an apology to the families for w hat he did, but to die British government. A nother inane rem ark cam e from Rep. G erald Solomon, R-N.Y., during a debate with Rep. Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island. Kennedy knows the tragedy o f losing fam ily to violence. Two o f his uncles — President Kennedy and Sen . Robert Kennedy were slain by gunmen. Kennedy noted, furiously yet correctly, that some­ one who has never lost a family member to a bullet can nei'er know the depth of die tragedy. And what was Solomon’s response? “My wife lives alone five days a week in a rural area in upstate New York. She has a right to defend herself when I ’m not there, son.” Defend herself w ith what? An AK-47? An Uzi? An AR-15? , t. *y Solomon m issed the point entirely. The weapons being used simply cannot be used effectiwe$y in selfdefense. Solomon self-righteously waved hm“tnebandfy” concern for his wife’s safety in order to wm support for die legalization o f weapons she’jf neveruse. The House Republicans won a victory Friday. But Ikfcyshould be ashamed o f how they won it STATE PRESS TAFF GET 3 WISHES. ml ’96 candidates not unlike cartoon characters D OK, the ’96 matchup is set. With his recent victories in the M id w est, S en ate M a jo rity Leader Bob Dole has clinched the R e p u b lic a n p re sid e n tia l nomination. Dole vs. Clinton. Hoo boy. Im agine if the presidential election were a boxing match. W hat w ould we call this one? The Codger vs. The Dodger? Ah, Gen. Powell — where are you when we need you? To be sure, there will proba­ bly b e a n independent candidate. But that candidate will probably be Pat Buchanan. Enough said. Let’s take a look at each candidate, and see if it makes you as depressed as it does me: • Bill Clinton: Flip-flops m ore often than a Mexican jumping bean. Appointed an old buddy with no law experi­ ence to a seat on the 11th C ircu it C ourt o f A ppeals. Reminds people of generals that love to go to war, as long as they aren’t getting shot at. Probably inhaled repeatedly: • Bob Dole: Looks as if he should be on life support. Wears a T-shirt under his suits saying, “Property of Newt Gingrich,” Said that he doesn’t “like to put.pressure on peo­ ple,” even though the main job of the Seriate majority lead­ er is to keep his party’s senators in line. Campaign slogan seems to be, “Let me be president once before I retire.” • Pat Buchanan: Likes immigration, as long as we’re just letting in white people. Wants to buy the Berlin Wall from the Germans to put up on the Mexican border. Has a natural swing with a brickbat. Would have a fit if someone told him, “Les quiero los Estados Unidos." Maybe I should move to Canada when I graduate in May. But there is an alternative. Perhaps we should elect Beavis and Butt-head in ’96. I’ll admit I’m a big fan of this MTV late-night cartoon. It’s about the only reason 1 can endure a few minutes of Singled Out. As far as experience goes, the Dynamic Duo of the ’90s have the same experience as Buchanan — social commen­ tary. There is one major difference, though. Beavis and Butthead occasionally make sense, and are always entertaining. Much like Dole, Beavis and Butt-head wouldn’t really have any goals if they were elected — other than the fact that being president would be cool. Unlike Clinton, these two would never get into a scandal like Whitewater, because they are too stupid to figure out finances. Sure, Beavis and Butt-head constantly harass women. Maybe they have Kennedy blood in them. O f course, we’d have to relegate Beavis to the vice pres­ ident slot. Beavis likes fire too much to be the commanderin-chief. Just imagine the possibilities: • President Butt-head on the China-Taiwan crisis. “Uhh ... so, like, if you invade that country, we’ll kick your ass or something.” “Yeah! Yeah! Heh heh heh m heh.” “Kick him in the nads. Vice President Beavis.” Simple, yet effective. • President Butt-head and the budget. “Your name is Newt. Uh huh huh huh huh!" “Heh heh m heh!” ^ “You’re stupid! So, like, get out of my office and stuff.” “Yeah! Yeah! And get us nachos!” Gingrich crumbles under the assault and concedes victo­ ry. The ’98 federal budget includes a $10 billion federal works program that would- put unemployed Americans to work producing nachos. • President Butt-head at the 1997 State o f the Union. “Like, my fellow Americans, America rules.” B eavis w ould then stand up behind B utt-head and scream, “Yeah! America is No. 1!” American morale skyrockets. The Dow closes at an all-time high, the economy booms and unemployment disappears. Sure, they’re only cartoon characters, and pretty stupid ones at that. But after looking at this field, I’m not so sure that they’d be worse than any o f our current choices. 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The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively pub­ lished for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body; S tate P ress P h o n e N um bers Information.......,,.....965-7572 Newsroom............... 965-2292 Magazine................. 965-1695 Advertising.............. 965-6555 Classifieds................ 965-6735 Opinion S t a t e P r e s s ____________________________ ___________ _________ M onday, M arch 25, 1996 Page 5 Answers to Hollywood racism predictable ... but not simple magazine, that Whitney Houston’s wooden Exhale perfor­ P re d ic ta b ly , H o lly w o o d is mance was dissed in the nominations for best actress? atw itte r o v er th e new People ONNA Because w hat’s “best” is a m atter of opinion, that’s magazine cover story that asserts BRITT how. There’s never been much rhyme or reason to Oscar that racism remains rampant in choices. Did anti-com ic bias block Steve M artin from Tinseltow n. Folks are upset at G uest C olum nist best acto r nom ination for his aw ard-w inning perfo r­ People’s co n ten tio n th at “the continued exclusion of African Americans” from the film m ances in All o f Me and Roxanne — despite, multiple nominations for Robin Williams and Woody Allen? And industry is “a national disgrace.” Predictably, many m ovie-types have responded to the did sexism keep Barbra Streisand (Prince o f Tides) and largely convincing piece w ith denials as thick as the Penny Marshall (Awakenings and Big) from best director nods? Possibly. L.A. smog. People was most convincing in its descriptions of the lit­ Just as predictably, some actions attributed to racism tle-k n o w n m ach in atio n s th a t ex clu d e m any A frican could have resulted from other causes. Still, many of People's readers will divide up like this: Americans from Hollywood trade unions that help secure Many Blacks will say, “o f course racism affects Oscar vot­ jobs, as well as membership in the academy. Black sound mixer Russell Williams, Oscar winner for ing, em ploym ent oppo rtu n ities and w hich m ovies get made;” many Whites will cite the exceptions and say, “See, Glory and Dances With Wolves, once told me he enjoyed his relative obscurity because it reduced racist responses. Blacks blame everything on racism.” "The more successful you are, the more they hate you” in H o w ... predictable. L et’s start with the denials. Bruce D avis, executive Hollywood, he told People. “If there’s some way to keep d ire c to r o f the A cadem y o f M otion Picture Arts and you out of the good jobs ... they’ll find it.” Yet those who'd complain about the dearth of quality Sciences, responded that the idea that racism affects ballot­ ing for the g ro u p 's O scar nom inations is ‘‘damn near B lack film s m ust ask why so few B lack s supported absurd" because the academy is overwhelmingly made up acclaimed-yet-box-office-impaired films such as Devil in a Blue Dress. Othello and of liberal artists and execu­ Once Upon a Time __ tives who “have genuine When We Were Colored. concerns about (equality).” “ W hen I shop around L e t’s say vve ig n o re Still, many o f People’s readers will divide D av is' naive assum ption my scripts about m iddleup like this: Many Blacks will say, ‘o f th a t ra c ism e x is ts o n ly class B lacks, (W h ite s’1) response is always, ‘This is am ong conservatives and course racism affects Oscar voting, not w hat w e ’re looking obvious bigots, and forget employment opportunities and which fo r,’” says A frican(A) that only one of 1995’s American actor-screenwrit­ 166 O sc a r n o m in ees is movies get made; ’ many Whites will cite e r F itz H o u sto n , 42. Black and (B) that w hile the exceptions and say,. ‘See, Blacks “Blacks, too, have been pro­ A frican A m ericans make grammed to pay to see the up 12 percent of the popu­ blame everything on racism.* same stuff, over and over.” lation and a quarter o( all Racism is complex. To m o v ieg o ers, th e y 're ju st suggest that Hollywood is 3.9 p e rc e n t o f acad em y immune to the national malady is as naive as denying that members. W e're still left with Davis" challenge; “Show me." he said, “the wonderful performances that unconscious racism doesn’t exist in,, say journalism — including at People, which has declared over and over, that have been overlooked.” Please. Does he mean that Morgan Freeman (Seven), the world's sexist man is White. But Black folks who suggest. Hollywood isn’t improving Laurence'Fishbume (Othello) and Angela Bassett {.Waiting to Exhale) were unworthy of the nominations that many “have very short memories.” says David Mills, an African c ritic s th o u g h t they d e se rv e d ? And w hat about Don American who left The Washington Post to write for TV 's Cheadle'$ film-stealing performance as the blither brute in .NYPD Blue. Until recently, “Blacks w eren't even considered quali­ Devil in a Blue Dress ' Cheadle. named best supporting actor by the National Society of Film Critics and the Los fied to direct adaptations of Black literature — you had to get Norman Jewison to direct A Soldier’s Story ... and Angeles Film Critics Association, received no Oscar nod. Perhaps racism was to blame. And while it may also Steven S pielberg to direct The Color Purple.” M ills have contributed to Kenny "Babyface” Edmonds' best-sell­ recalled. “Now it would be unthinkable for a White person ing Waiting to Exhale soundtrack being excluded from the to be the first choice." All things considered, says M ills, “I’m hugely opti­ best score nomination, one must consider this: Fox studio ■ ■/ . . .. dolts failed to mail viewing tapes of the w ell-received mistic." ; Considering the racial climate, that sentiment is hardly Exhale soundtrack to academy members — but chose to send out 5,043 copies of the awful A Walk in the Clouds. predictable. Voters who bought the soundtrack may have recoiled form Donna Britt is a syndicated columnist with the Washington the score's oral-sex anthem. This is How it Works. And how could anyone suggest, as did People and Jet Post Writer’s Group. D All Greeks should not be judged by actions o f few This is in response to the angering article written by Michelle Carson in the March 22 edition of the State Press. The obvious “anti-Greek” sentiment wag disheartening and frankly nauseating. Carson used many fallacies and erroneous statements in her article. To even have the asinine idea that the only greeting that Greeks use is in reference to happy hour only solidifies the notion that Carson is someone that needs to broaden both her horizons and her mind. It is plain to see that she is yet another passenger on the “bash-the-Greeks train.” As a member of the Greek system, I feel this train needs to be derailed. ' 1 will grant Carson the fact that there have been negative incidents on this campus that have involved members of the Greek system. What she fails to mention are those numer­ ous students that arc not affiliated with the Greek system that have had similar problems. As a writer for the State Press, I would encourage her to read the police report and check out the incidents listed there and she would get a clear picture that there are other students listed there besides Greeks. It would not surprise me if Carson would be narrow-minded enough to think that all the unnamed individuals are Greek as well. The independent community should clean up their own back yard before they jump the fences on Alpha and Adelphi Drives. As an African-American student in the ASU Greek system, I can say that coverage by all forms of media are causing a smaller, yet similar situation to racial and gender discrimina­ tion. Why should members feel uncomfortable to wear these labeling T-shfrts for fear of discrimination? That is exactly the sentimerit. We should not have to feel guilty because we made the conscious choice of brotherhood or sisterhood. I do riot feel that the statements made are fair, nor are they warranted. Especially from a “wet-behind-the-ears" freshman. There is no written statement that I am aware of that states that just because you are a member of a Greek-letter organization, you are automatically the subject to a higher level o f scrutiny than other students. Carson’s statements are almost as disheartening as the statements made by fac­ ulty in the classrooms. They are constantly using Greeks as examples for drinking and date rape. Surprising as it may be. the few individuals that do engage in this behavior do not represent the entire Greek community gnd it would be greatly appreciated if that stereotype was not continually reinforced in the classroom environment. The mind is sup­ posed to be expanded in the classroom, not closed. I will not conclude this with the usual list of Greek achievements. I do not feel that the positive members of the system need to list the things they do time and time again. That would only lend credibility to the ridiculous state­ ments that were made by Carson. The fact o f the matter is that there is entirely too much labeling of the Greek system as a whole. This community is made up of individuals and that should not be forgotten. Maybe some people are not the textbook definition of the Greek student, but then again how many students are actually the model student, aside from the St. Michelle Carson, who has obviously upheld every principle of diligence, kindness and scholarship set forth since the beginning of time and academia. Perhaps just a few more semester hours and Carson may become a little more accepting. Perhaps, if you grew up along with the younger members of the Greek system, you both could take responsibility for your words and actions together. As far as The Greek Review is concerned, it is a sepa­ rate entity that is no way affiliated with the ASU Greek system. The astute Carson would have discovered this dis­ claimer on Page 1 had she been the observant journalist she professed to be. The fact that they choose to market directly to Greeks is entirely up to them. Lest we forget that the State Press also publishes a bar guide in every Thursday edition. I suppose that it is geared for only the independent community, right? Sean Rankine Senior Sociology Page 6 M onday, M arch 2 5 ,1 9 9 6 S t a t e P r ess P olice R eport A SV police reported thefollowing incidents over the weekend: • Police questioned a male student at the Language & Literature Building because he was “loitering” with a bike missing a rear tire. The student had a key to fit the bike’s lock, so the police left. • Police awakened two men not affiliated with ASU after they had passed out at 706 Alpha Drive. The men were told they were violating trespassing and underage alcohol possession laws. They then left the area. • Police responded to a burglar alarm at 2400 S. 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Rose, a nationally rec­ ognized expert in anti-trust law and governm ent regula­ tion, has been praised by students for his expertise and availability. “I’ve gotten lots of teaching awards,” Róse said, “but I don’t think any of them are as significant or hard to get as this one. I’m very pleased and honored.” Rose, reflecting on his 28-year career at the ASU law college, said he has probably taught more students at ASU than anyone else. “I ’ve had probably 3,500 to 4,000 students,” he said, laughing. “Very few students have graduated from the law school that didn’t have a class with me.” The Excellence; in Research Award will go to Jean Brink, professor of Renaissance Studies and founder of the Arizona Center for Medieval and Renaissance Studies. Brink is the author of nine books and more than 25 articles. Mathematics professor Joaquin Bustoz will receive the Excellence in Service Award. Bustoz, who founded the ASU Math-Science Honors program and coordinates aca­ demic programs in Phoenix and Native American communi­ ties, has helped ASU recruit minority students. Jon Titus, who is one of five people receiving an alumni achievem ent award, is the founder of a law firm called Titus, Brueckner and Berry. i was pleased, but surprised about the award,” said Titus, who graduated from the law school in 1980. “I’m very honored to receive it.” Young Alumni Achievement Awards will be given to Christina Mastrangelo and Carolyn James, both of whom are under 35 years of age. James is a soprano with the New York M etropolitan Opera, and Mastrangelo is an assistant professor of engi­ neering at the University of Virginia. Book scholarships in their names will be given to students enrolled in their fields of study. “I’m really delighted and honored,” Mastrangelo said. “I’m surprised. I didn’t expect anything like this to happen so soon.” Treat Yourself to a Sunny's Pizza. 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The Educational Testing Service (ETS) eliminated the test in December in an effort to gradually computerize the test, leaving students with only two dates to take the “old fashioned” written exam. “We were shocked when ETS canceled the October date,” said John Katzman, founder and president of the Princeton Review, a leading test preparation company that helps students prepare for the GRE exam. The October exam has historically been the most popular exam for graduate applicants because it is closest to many graduate school deadlines, which often begin as early as November, said Amy Sharman, Princeton Review market­ ing assistant. The exam is often the last Chance for students to improve their QRE scores prior to admission, she added. 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Equal Opportunity Employer! o Sports Sta te P ress __________ _________ Page 11 M onday; M arch 2 5 ,1 9 9 6 A SU b e a t i n e v e r y p o s s i b l e w a y , 1 5 -7 B v R o n M a t e jk o S t a t e P ress Sunday’s matchup between ASU and rival UofA ended up being a game of mosts. In the final game’of the three-game series, the Sun Devils gave up „season-highs in hits (19), doubles (8) and stolen bases (7). and committed a season-high five errors .oh their way to a 15-7 loss to the Wildcats. "T hey to o k a d v a n ta g e o f u s ,” said Coach Pat M urphy, w hose No. 16 Sun Devils went down in front of season-high 5.615 fans at Packard Stadium. "This is probably the second time this season we played horrible defense." The 15 runs were the most given up by ASU since M urphy cam e to Tem pe (85 games), and the most since a 14-6 loss to Florida State on Feb. 11. 1995. ASU starting pitcher Ron Marietta (4-1) lasted only 1 1/3 innings, giving up five runs — two earned —r forcing Murphy to make the first of four pitching changes on the day. “I felt really good out there, I just wasn’t throwing strikes,” Marietta, a freshman left­ hander, said. “All the runs 1 gave up were on walks. I didn't give up any runs to anybody who got a hit. You’re not going to win too many times if you keep doing that.” Marietta walked three of the 10 batters . he faced. Sun Devil catcher Cody McKay, who is playing his third position in three years, com­ mitted three errors in the first innng which con­ tributed to Marietta's pitching woes. Murphy said McKay’s play, along with many others prompted him to make player changes throughout the game. " I’m not going to stick with guys just because they have experience,” Murphy said. "I’m going to stick with guys who are hungry and committed.” By the ninth inning only three ASU starters were still in the game. Tyler Haddix (4-2) got the win, pitching two innings of relief for the Wildcats. The win prevented the W ildcats from being swept by ASU for the first time in three years. “Our pitchers were around the plate and that was the difference,” UofA Coach Jerry Kindall said. "Our defense was on their toés and’they were able to make the plays because the ball was near the plate.” ASU’s next games are at 7 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday at Packard Stadium against Portland State. M ills Update Freshman left-hander Ryan Mills made his first appearance since Feb. 4. He pitched two innings of relief, allowing three runs on six hits. use- ASU Brawl Update Sophom ore outfielder M ikel M oreno, junior pitcher Kaipo Spenser and sophomore pitcher Ryan Bradley all missed the game serving a 3-game suspension stemming from a fight against USC on March 17. Tim Hacker/State Press Freshm an pitcher Ron Marietta was one of several Sun Devils who struggled Sunday in the UofA’s 15-7 rout at Packard Stadium. Swim mers depart Sun D evil softball team shows no mercy as A ll-A m ericans B y D a m ia n S h a w S t a t e P ress By E d O deven S t a t e P ress Freshman swimmer Tiffany Houser showed promise for the future as two senior Sun Devils departed. Senior All-Americas Joanne Currah aid Chris Jeffrey gave one find hurrah as ASU finished 23id last weekend at die 1996 NCAA Women’s Swimming Championships in Ann Arbor, Mich. Pac-10 powerhouse Stardord was crowned the national champion. “The girls did extremely well.” said ASU women’s swim­ ming coach Tun Hill. Houser placed eighth in the 100-meter butterfly Friday. ‘Tiffany did a really good job despile not having a perfect Swim Friday,” Hill said. Currah’s four-year commitment to ASU swimming has reaped huge dividends. She is a four-time All-America selection. Currah eamed All-America honors in the 1,650 freestyle, by placing 11th with a time of 16 minutes and 27.39 seconds. Currah also received All-America honors in die 500 freestyle Thursday with a 13th-piace finish in 4:50. Jeffrey, a three-time All-America member, placed 12th in the 400 individual med­ ley in 4:19.41. Despite ASU’s respectable finish, things could have been different. “If we had relays there it's a whole différent meet,” Hill said, noting that relays account for a large percentage of a team's score, Houser's performance helps ASU’s momentum heading into next season. "It gives them (the returning swimmers) a lot of confidence . for next year,” Hill said. Poor Southern Utah. And New Mexico and Central Michigan and Virginia, But especially Southern Utah. All four teams had to play the Sun Devil softball team over the weekend in the Diamond Devil Classic and ASU outscored each, 54-5. . '. The softball squad wrapped up its weekend the way it started, facing Southern Utah on Sunday. The Sun Devils won 14-0, with 12 of the runs coming in the first inning. "We won’t be able to do that against everybody,” said Coach I.inda Wells. “I don't know if we can do this every weekend, but when we play this well I think we can beat everybody.” Over the weekend, two Sun Devils had home runs. Junior Lisa Dacquisto hit an inside-the-park four-bagger and senior Kate Stoll cranked a shot well over the center field fence. Dacquisto also had six stolen bases on the weekend, and junior Erin Hull had five. ASU had six stolen bases against Virginia alone. The Sun Devils also got their first career hit from freshman Melissa Miller, who was pinch-hit for junior Stacey Slick. Junior left fielder Tina Ruff was glad to pound on the teams that visited Sun Devil Club Stadium. “We kpew this was our last tournament of the year and it’s awesome :o know that we can come out and whip up and go 5-0 on the weekend against these opponents,” she said. ASU defeated Southern Utah, 16-0, before defeating New Mexico, 8-1, on Friday. On Saturday, the Sun Devils dropped Central Michigan, 11-2, and followed by toppling Virginia. 7-2. The squad wrapped up action with jjts win over Southern Utah. Southern Utah only managed six hits in both games against ASU pitching. Sophomore pitchers Carrie Breedlove and Roxanne Tsosie managed eight strikeouts a piece on the weekend. The squad jumped into the NSCA/USA Today Top-25 Poll last week in the No. 22 position and may jump even higher after this weekend’s performance. S e n io rs s h in e in f in a l h o m e m e e t A SU slam s A ggies B y B r ia n A . A n d e r so n S ta te P ress The ASU women's tennis team did a little spring cleaning at Whiteman Tennis Center. An imposing spring schedule that includes national powers looms ahead of the Sun Devils in the next two weeks, so the chance to dean out New Mexico State could not have come at a better time coach Sheila Mdnemey said. The Sun Devils (8-6) swept all seven singles matches Saturday at the overmatched Aggies (12-6). “With UofA on Tuesday and teams like Stanford and Texas coming up. it was good to get this one. On a day like today the winner is not who plays the best but who competes the best,” she said referring to the wind which was gusting up to 15 miles an hour.; The wind was especially troublesome to No. 1 singles player Reka Cserenyes. The sophomore All-American had the longest match of the day in her 7-6 (7-3), 6-2 victory over Simone Bock. “The wind really affected my play in the first set. I did not know which way it (the wind) was coming from so I held back a little,” Cserenyes. Aggies Coach Don Ball said they don’t play high-caliber teams often and it showed. “We were basically overpowered,” Ball said. Sophomore Stephanie Lansdrop, playing at the No. 2 singles spot, won easily over Celia Bristow, 6-2,6-2. Lansdrop, who likes to hit from the baseline, found herself having to approach the net and volley due to the strong winds. “The wind was ridiculous,” she said. “I felt awkward because of it.” Katy Propstra, ASU’s No. 3 singles player, defeated Michelle Scott. 6-2, 6-3 and that was the closest the Aggies got the rest of the way. Alison Nash (No. 4), Anna Moll (No. 5), Julie Copping«(No. 6) and Torey Pratt (No. 7) combined lost only four games to their NMSU opponents. Judges look on as senior Rob KJar performs the flair on formed in front of one of the largest crowds of the orné meet the Sun Devils per- Larsen took third (9.2). Larsen also took first on the flow exer­ cise (9.6) and tied for first with a 9.1 on the vault. Kjar placed In an emotional farewell, the ASU men’s club gymnastics third on the floor (9.2). Also, Durante finished third on the still team competed in its last home meet of the season, in front of rings with a 9.35. “I was really excited about winning the high bar,” said Kjar. 300 fans at the P.E. West Gymnasium Saturday night in the Sun ' “I’ve really been wotking hard on that so it was great (However) Devil Invitational. While the team fell to UCLA, 215.5-210.1, the team had I was disappointed with my finish on the pommel horse, falling some of its best individual performances of die season against the three times.” Kjar was an NCAA All-America on the pommel horse as a Bruins and representatives from the Olympic Training Center. The meet was the final competition for seniors Rob Kjar, Jeff freshman, and is two-time defending national club champion in the event DunhiU, Michael Durante, Marty Larsen and Jon Portillo. Coach Scott Barclay pointed out that the level of competition Larsen and Kjar were the last two scholarship athletes remaining from the final squad which competed as a NCAA was among the highest in the country, and that the team held its own. Many of the athletes who competed will be representing sanctioned team in 1993. Larsen placed second in the all-around competition with a the United States in the upcoming Olympics in Atlanta. After the meet Andrew Thompson of Mesa won a 1956 Ford score of 53.85, while Kjar took third with a 52.75. UCLA’s Jim pick-up the team raffled off to raise funds to travel to the upcom­ Foody earned first (54.4). * On the individual events Kjar won the high bars (9.3), while ing USA Collegiate Nationals, April 17-20, in Seattle, Wash. B y R and y J o n es State P ress . Page 12 St a t e P r ess M onday, M arch 2 5 ,1 9 9 6 Gymnastics takes 2nd; Freeland nabs honor F r o m St a f f R e p o r t s The women's gymnastics team placed second at the Pac-10 Championships in Corvallis. Ore., this Saturday. Oregon State captured the crown, defeating the Sun Devils 196.775 - 195.525. Leading the way for the Sun Devils was Katie Freeland. The senior placed fourth in the all-around competition with seasonhigh 39.2. After the meet Freeland was named Pac-10 gymnast of the year. " ' Freshman Lisa Vincijanovic brought home the Pac-10 cham­ pionship for the balance beam, scoring a career-high tying 9.925. Other top ASU finishers included sophomore Meagan Wright taking seventh in the all-around and junior Bridget Sandman, who was ninth on the bars with a career-high 9.85. Look fora complete round-up of the Pac-10 Championships in Tuesday’s State Press. Wrestlers place 10th in NCAAs The ASU wrestling team finished 10th at the NCAA Championships Saturday in Minneapolis. Senior Markus Mollica, who was the defending champion at 167 pounds, finished his career by finishing fourth. Senior Steve St. John came up one match short in his bid for a national championship, ^-1 In tomorrow’s State Press look for a wrestling season wrap-up. Hammer-thrower breaks record again Sophomore hammer-thrower Mika Laiho broke his. own school record and qualified for the NCAA Championships with a toss of 226-6 at the ASU Invitational at Sun Angel Stadium on Saturday. Serrior AH-America Avia Morgan won the 200m in a season-best time of 25.03, while fellow All-America Lorieann Adams won the 1,500m in 4:28.35. Other top finishers included second-place finishes from sophomore Janne Antonsen (javelin), freshman Karen Vigilant (400m hurdles). M eii’s G olf travels to Los Angeles The No. 2 ASU men’s golf team will compete today and tomor­ row at the Southwestern Invitational in Los Angeles. 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CANCÉR (limé 21-July 22): What begins as sad event will be transform ed into celebration. Focus on diversity, versatility, hllipor, artistic endeavor. Sagittarian makes declaration of :loyalty. Gemini follows suit. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22> Check TÿUtus message. Rare opportuni­ ty to make wishes come true, to Win powerful allies This could be start of winning streak. Two bro th ers figuré in grandiose scheme. Worth try ! VIRGO (Àpg. 23-Sept, 22): Double your efforts! Chance ex ists to move up ladder in hurry. Secret meeting relates to funding. You’ll get vote of confi­ dence. Gemini, another Virgo help put program across. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Attention revolvès around music, domestic adjustment that could include change o f residence, m arital status. Aries, another Libran can be enticed to public çize special event. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Right up your alley ! You’ll solve dilèmma involving family dis­ pute associated with possible inheritance. Voti’ll be expert in detective role. Pisces, Virgo per­ sons figure prominently, SAGITTARIUS (Nov i 22-péc • 21 ); Attention revolves around public reiatioris, credibility, reli­ ability, legàl rights and permis­ sions. Spotlight also oh partner­ ship, overtime, marriage. Cancer . native says, “You win!” ' ■CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan19): What séémed lost cause rebounds in ypur favor. Opportunities double, work gets done* you transform routine into exciting assignment. Focus on distance, language, soulmate. . AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Powerful forces at work! You’ll be bulwarked against ignorance, prejtidice: Spotlight also on physical attraction, personality, sex appeal, Leo and another Aquarian will be center stage. PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar, 20): Unorthodox individual comes into your life, likely to be Cancer or Aquarius. Plan entertainment at home, deiicious hors d ’oeuvres. Focus on building material, season tickets to theater. 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Tuesday, March 26 11:30-1:30 pm » Hayden Lawn “Malaysia and Its Culture” Traditional Malay Wedding, Traditional Dances, Martial Arts and Dikir Barat (Choir) and More! 12:25-1:30 pm • Lang. & L it Bldg C50 -Brown Bag lecture by Dr. Clifford Shultz “Marketing and Development Issues in Vietnam and Cambodia” t VX j Center for Asian Studies 9:00 am -l:00 pm • Cady Mall Wednesday, March 27 -Asian Cultural Booth, Music & Exhibits 3:00-5:00 pm • Lang. & Lit. Bldg. C18 12:00-1:00 pm • Hayden Lawn -Fushichyo Daiko (Japanese Drum Group) 1:00-4:00 pm • Hayden Lawn -Honk Kong Cultural Exhibit 6:30-9:00 pm • MU Cinema -Film: “Dream” Free Admission. Seating is limited. Thursday, March 28 4:30-7:30 pm • Physical Science Bldg. F123 -Japanese Sword Dance -Documentary: “Japanese American Concentration Camp” Refreshments Provided. 1:40 pm • Lang. & L it Bldg.A-18 -“Rule of Law in China: Past & Present” by Prof. Su Gu of Nanjing University People’s Republic of China -Colloquium Talk Dr. Peter Zinoman, Dept, of History University of Berkeley 7:30 pm • Nursing Bldg. 101 -“Rikyu”- Japanese Film with English Subtitles. Free admission. Saturday, March 30 9:00 am-4:00 pm* AED 60 -“Asian Americans: Year 2000 and Beyond” Conference. Co-Sponsored by the ASU Asian American Faculty and Staff Association. For registration or more info, call 727-6135. Admission is free and open to the public. ASIAN BAMKSOME Jh t SUN ews J H A sian Am erican Faculty and Staff A ssociation • Vice President o f Student Affairs • Office o f Senior Vice President & Provost • Culture Diversity Committee * All programs subject to change. For more info: 965-9754.