1 I« M ark K ram er/S tate Prass SSi MW S pectators c o n fro n t Sm ock (le ft) d u rin g h is serm on. P reaching ■ .wf! is a i 3 fH E P rophecy if! m 8 » mm m Mi Confrontational evangelist met with jeers «Still Wm m mtt i s...i M ark K ram er/S tate Press C o nfron ta tion al evangelist Jed Sm ock preaches W ednesday on W est Lawn. M any o f th e approx­ im a te ly 400 spe ctators laughed and jeered a t the m all preacher. Teaching proposal unfair, critics say B y L o r r ie C o h e n S t a t e P ress A bill in the Arizona Legislature requiring fu ll-tim e professors to teach at least nine credit hours a sem ester could actually slash the amount of time they spend with stu­ dents, opponents of the bill said. “ I th in k s tu d e n ts, e s p e c ia lly graduate students, require time and attention,” said Keith Miller, associ­ ate professor o f English. “You have to m entor them and guide them . That involves a lot of work.” Members of the Arizona Board of Regents, along with some ASU professors and a House representa­ tive, would like to see House Bill H -2200 sq u ash ed fo r good. The b ill’s s p o n so r, R ep. L o u -A n n Preble, R-Tucson, put the bill on hold W ednesday without explana­ tion and Was not available for com­ ment. Rep. M ike Gardner, R-Tempe, said he believes the purpose of the bill was to avoid having teaching assistants teaching entry-level class­ es. Still, he opposes the bill. “I b e lie v e in lo cal c o n tro l,” Gardner said. “We have a very fine university administration, and they can make their own decisions.” ASU President Lattie Coor said the n u m b er o f h o u rs p ro fesso rs spend in class has nothing to do with performance. “ W e lo o k at the to tal faculty effort and overall attention,” Coor said. “The output is more important th a n the am o u n t o f num bers inSide STATE PRESS . Weather Outlook Sunny and unseasonably warm. High 83, low 45. T urn t o B ill, pag e 2. World/ Nation Refugees flee from a Chechen village as Russian forces pound it with artillery from three sides. Page 3 B y K e n n e s Bo u g Sta te P ress “Drink your Pepsi! Eat your chips! Spend eternity in hell!” This prophecy, preached to a crowd of about 400 heckling and angry ASU students Wednesday afternoon, was spouted from the mouth o f campus-patronizing, born-again Christian Jed Smock, a “confrontational” evan­ gelist •" Pacing Hayden Lawn with a Christopher Columbus necktie and a King James Bible tucked under his arm, Smock drew people into Ms sermon by accusing them of being sinners and telling them they are headed for hell. “This is Christianity 101,” Smock said, drawing out each word in evangelical style. . About two hours into Smock’s sermon, a heckler entered the ring of students surrounding the evangelist, representing the “Religion of Pepsi.” He preached that all can be saved by drinkingPepsi and eating Doritos. Andrew Kennedy, a sophomore theater major, followed Smock around the circle spout­ ing about his revelations after drinking the soda. Smock pressed on in his sermon, ignoring Kennedy except for a few accusations of peo­ ple’s love for the carbonated product. “That’s right!. You love Pepsi, not God!” he said. The crowd turned from heckling to astonish­ ment when Smock’s 7-year-old and 10-yearold daughters took a break from roller skating and playing cards on the lawn and entered the circle. They began to chant Psalms, T urn to P reacher , page 2. M otorola U niversity m aking m ove to A SU Research Park B y A n g e la M Sta te P ress u ll The econom ic partnership betw een ASU and Motorola will strengthen when Motorola University moves to ASU’s Research Park in December, the Research Patk?s management company president said Wednesday. “There are strong current relationships, and this enhances them,” said Phil Corso, president o f PCI Associates. “It makes opportunities for others at ASU.” Motorola University will leave its downtown Mesa facilities for the Park because it was unable to grow in its current facilities, Corso said. The University, which offers training classes for its employees, will begin construction on a 100,000 square-foot state-of-the-art corporate training facility in May. It will join other research facilities and business tenants at the Park, located at Elliot and Price roads. The Park opened in 1985 and has included such tenants as T ransA m erica R esearch C en ter and V LSI Technology.. Corso said Motorola University signed a lease with T urn to M otorola , page 2. Sam antha F eldm an/S tate Press M otorola U n iversity Is scheduled to m ove to the ASU Reserch P ark at P rice and E llio t roads In Decem ber. ■v " Sports Senior second baseman Randy Bateman and the ASU baseball team slashed BYU Wednesday, upping their overall record to 4-0. Page 13 Where To Find It Classifieds........................... 11 Comics.................. !.............10 Crossword...........;............... ,.7 Horoscopes ......................... 15 Opinion..................... '............A Police Report..........;............. 6 Sports....................................11 Today’s Activities................ 2 World/Nation........................3 T State P ress Thursday, February 2,1995 Page 2 oday The Today Section is a daily calendar o f events p rinted as a service to the A S U com m unity. R equests are accepted on a first-com e, first-se n e basis and are p rin te d on a space -available basis. Cam pus dub s and organizations m ay subm it m itte n entries to the State Press in the basem ent o f M atthews Center, Room 15. R equests w ill n o t be taken o ve r the phone. Faxed entries w ill also n o t be accepted. Entries m ust contain the fu ll nam e o f the d u b o r organization, a descrip­ tion o f the event, date, tim e a nd the fu ll address o f the location. A ll requests are subject to editing fo r content, space and clarity. Incom plete o r illegible entries w ill be discarded. Deadline fo r requests in noon the day before publication and entries w ill n o t be accepted m ore than three w orking days before publication. O n lyo rie e ntry p e r organization p e r day is perm itted. • Intervarsity Christian Fellowship — W eekly m eeting. 7:30 p ;rii., MU Apache. Room 221. • Campus Crusade for Christ — Thursday Night Live. Open Bible study, m usic and fun, 7:30 p.m ., Physical Science H-wing, Room 151. • H % l Jew ish Student Center — B eit Kafe discussion group. D on't m iss out of coffee and conversation. Join us a t K elly's C afe a t Hayden's Square, 3 p.m . M eet at H illel, 1012 S. M ill, a t 2:45. • Program for SE Aslan S tu d ies — Brown bag lecture: “H unting and Forest M anagem ent in Borneo: Ah Iban C ase.* Presented by Reed W adley, Dept, of Anthropology. 12:15-1:30 p.m ., LL C50. • University Toastm asters — O pen house. Com e see how Toastm asters can help you becom e a better speaker. 6:30 p.m ., MU Coconino. • C an te rb u ry-E pisco pa l Campus Ministry — W orship service, dinner and b o o k stu d y. 6 :3 0 p .m .. S t. A u g u stin e 's C hu rch : n o rth e a st c o rn e r o f Broadway and College. • PRSSA — Bi-m onthly m eeting. 4:30 p.m ., Stauffer Hall Reading Room. • S n o w d e vil Ski and Snowboard Club — W eekly general m eeting, every­ one welcom e. D etails on our spring break mammoth trip to be provided. For P reach er C ontinued from page 1. accompanied with a choreographed routine. For about 15 minutes, the two girls recited the selections, their faces expressionless until one member of the crowd took a step toward them and the 7-ytear-old pulled back, scared of the stranger. Her older sister restrained her and urged her to continue on. One member of the crowd finally lashed out and drenched Smock with a liter of Pepsi. Seemingly unaffected, Smock went on with his sermon, soaked in soda. “You are Pepsitized,” an audience member screamed. A few minutes later, the “Pepsitizer” returned, hit the bible' out of Smock’s hand and left. After the Pepsi incident, an ASU Department of Public Safety officer appeared on the scene. He sat on his motorcycle on the other side of the lawn and watched the crowd. He said there was nothing he could do because of the preacher’s First Amendment rights, but he did say that DPS might look into callirig Child Protective Services about Smock’s children not being in school. Smock said that his children are home-schooled. In Smock’s attack on the sinfulness of smoking, a heckler entered the ring, smoking cigarette after cigarette and even offer­ ing one to any person who approached the preacher. Smock continued on, ignoring the smoke and the heckler’s mocking. “I have wanted to do this for a while,” said David Towers, a senior psychology and philosophy major. “There is nothing wrong with Christianity. It’s a great religion.... His main prob­ lem is he is accusing us. He is not telling us.” M o to ro la inform ation call Allen at 894-6952.6:30 p ,m „ C luck-U; 255 W . Rural Road. • Baptist Student Union — Com e and take a break out Of your hectic day fo r o ur N oonday program . You’ll enjoy a fre e hom e-cooked m eal and a short Bible study. A ll are welcom e. Noon, 1322 S. M ill Ave. • Los Diabios — A ll Los D iablos recipients: you are required to pick up your V alentine's Dance adm ission and raffle tickets a t ASB 201 between 6 a.m .-5 p.m . C ontact Susan Munoz. • AIDS A w areness W eek Steering Com m ittee — Final organizational m eeting, don't m iss it. 1 p.m ., Student H ealth 195, • University Libraries - r Database instruction classes. A ll classes held in Noble Science Library Classroom 229, Biological Abstracts and Biological Abstract/RRM : CD indexes, abstracts over 9,000 biological and biom edical serials. 2:40-3:30 p.m . C itation Indexes: series o f database Indexes and a bstracts in chem istry, biochem istry, biophysics and m a te ria ls science, 3:40-4:30 p.m . .' • M UAB — Japanese Anim ation R im Fest, free adm ission. 2:40 p.m ., Union Cinem a, MU low er level. Special events com m ittee m eeting, everyone wel­ com e 3 p.m .. C onference Room 1A, MU third floor. R ecreation com m ittee m eeting. 5 p.m .. C onference Room 2A. “Even though he has freedom of speech, he doesn’t have the right to call people whores and drunks and tell us our beliefs are wrong,” Towers said. Fraternities and smokers were not the only targets of Smock’s damnations. He labeled sorority row the “red light dis­ trict.” At one point, Smock noticed a woman wearing a sorority shirt who questioned him. He pointed at her and labeled her a “whore.” “Now, I am not saying that all sorority girls are whores,” Smock said. “Just most of them.” The preacher plans to be at ASU until Friday. According to the officer at the scene, security will be increased during Smock’s stay at the University. From Tempe, Smock and his family will travel to San Diego to speak at San Diego State University and the University of California, San Diego. For more than 20 years, Smock has traveled to college cam­ puses across the U-S. because he said this is what God calls him to do. He chooses colleges to reach the “key people” or “the future.” This is not the first time Smock has preached at ASU. Once he visited the University in 1977 and was “attacked” by a les­ bian who punched him in the jaw and tried to tear his clothes off, according to Smock’s book, Who Will Rise Up? The book has an entire chapter dedicated to an article that appeared in the State Press in 1984 about one of his visits. Smock travels the country with his wife, Cindy, and their five daughters, ranging in ages from 10 years to seven months. He said he supports his family with money donated to him by fol­ lowers and by preaching at a church in his home town in Ohio. C ontinued from paçé C ontinued 1 taught.” Garry Rplison, assistant sociology professor, said the public has a misconception o f a professors* duties. “M ost o f us spend m any m ore hours on cam pus offering teaching as well as continuing to do research,” said Rolison. Regent Eddie Bastia said giving ranked faculty more time in the classroom would be detrimental to the under­ graduate program. “The Legislature is trying to micro-manage,” Basha said. • Cornel H a rv a rd P ro fe sso r o f A fric a n -A m e ric a n S tudies Guest speaker for the first annual A.Wade Smith Lecture Subject of lecture: Philosophy and Race in America Date: Feb. 7th, 1:00PM, Location: Katzin in Concert Hall 7:00PM , Location: Law School-Great Hall Sponsored by ASASU, Honors College and Office of the President from page 1 the Park, and he does not foresee any problems between the two. “The transaction is closed,” he said. “There are no chal­ lenges on the horizon.” Corso said he “guessed” Motorola is spending about $10 million to build the facility. The company signed an 88-year lease, but Corso would not say how much Motorola is spending to lease the site. ASU Provost Milton Glick said he is pleased with the Motorola University relocation. “It’s one more step in a long-term relationship," Glick said“We’re proud because Motorola is one of the major cuttingedge firms in theiountry and one of Arizona’s largest private ASASU Lecture Series (Your Student G overnm ent) and The W riter's Voice present a night w ith W orld/Nation _Page3 Thursday, February 2,1995 St a t e P ress U.S. blasts Russia, China for human rights violations W A SH IN G TO N (A P) — R ussia and C hina, powerful nations with complex roles in U.S. foreign policy, were accused by the State Department on Wednesday of persistent human rights abuses. One in transition to democracy, the other reach­ ing for w orld-class status as a global econom ic power, they defied a mixture of carrots and sticks in a world in which governments’ mistreatment of their own people remains widespread. In th e 17th an n u a l hum an rig h ts re p o rt to Congress, the State Department found a number of bright spots, especially the restoration o f democracy in Haiti and continued improvements in once-repressive South Korea. The form er Soviet republic o f Moldova “became a democracy overnight,” enthused a U.S. official who helped prepare the report. More in tune with the conclusions, though, was a statement in the overview to the report that “human rights violation span the globe, and no region has a monopoly on abuses." Country by country, like the dripping o f water in a political prisoner’s cell, the report cataloged geno­ cid e in B o sn ia -H e rz e g o v in a an d in R w anda, w idespread torture in Iran and Iraq, invasion o f refugee camps and house detention of Nobel prize winner Aug San Suu Kyi in Burma, and the system­ atic rating of each individual as a potential security threats in North Korea. But in presenting the report, Undersecretary of State Tim Wirth said the task of promoting reform was com plicated by som etim es conflicting goals within the Clinton administration. Last year, for instance, President Clinton stopped using the threat o f trade Restrictions as a stick to compel China to treat its people better. Some offi­ cials, Wirth said, are convinced market reforms will lead to democratic reforms in some countries. The criticism o f Russia centered partly on its fierce suppression o f a rebellion in the Chechen republic, but was directed also at prison conditions, police beatings and cruel hazing o f military recruits else­ where in die country. President Boris Yeltsin was singled out for signing two decrees last June that conflict with protection against abitrary arrests and illegal searches and deten­ tion. In August, Sergey Kovalev, a political prisoner during the Soviet period, published a import accusing law enforcement officials of beating detainees. Prisons in Moscow are overcrowded and diseaseinfected. Prisoners sometimes go unfed for months unless friends and relatives bring them provisions. Even so, the C linton adm inistration is a&king Congress to approve more assistance to Russia to promote political and economic reform. The report faulted China as “an authoritarian state” that fail«! to improve its record o f “widespread and well-documented human rights abuses” in 1994. “Abuses include arbitrary and lengthy incommu­ nicado detention, torture, and mistreatment o f pais-. oners,” as well as restriction of press and political freedoms and repression in Tibet, the report said. Favorable developments that were cited included release o f several prom inent political prisoners, granting o f passports to dissidents and adoption o f a law that allows citizens to sue the government for infringement o f their rights. ■' . A sso ciated Press Chechen refugees w a it in a bus W ednesday outside o f Sam ashky, a Chechen tow n 18 m iles w est o f G rozny. Sam ashky, a tow n fille d w ith refugees from the fig h tin g in G rozny, underw ent heavy bom bardm ent from R ussian forces yesterday. N owhere T o H ide Village packed with refugees bombarded by Russian forces ''.-fK .,-' .. • •.’ • _ SAM ASHKY, R ussia (AP) — Russian forces pummeled a Chechen town packed with refugees Wednesday, only hours after residents mournfully loaded corpses onto trucks from a fierce overnight assault. Carloads of residents fleeing the attacks on Samashky described a hellish night in which Russian forces pounded the town from three sides with tanks and artillery, and heli­ copters strafed it for hours with machine-gun fire. Many homes were reported destroyed and several fires were visible from a Russian checkpoint two miles from the center of Samashky, a town largely untouched by the war until this week. The Russian attacks appear to be the bloodiest yet in a week that has seen the war in Chechnya expand to more outlying areas of the secessionist republic. It came amid mounting international criticism, including a U.S. State Department report Wednesday that blasted Moscow for numerous human rights violations — includ­ ing using excessive force — in Chechnya. Heavy shelling continued in the center of Grozny, which was enveloped in fog. Russian doctors treating soldiers who were transported from the ruined Chechen capital to Beslan said clashes had erupted south of the Sunzha River. The river snakes through Grozny and has served as a divid­ ing line between Russians to the north and Chechens to the south. , Defense Ministry spokesman Col. Andrei Antonov told the ITAR-Tass news agency on Wednesday that Russian marines now controlled the bridges over the river. Shaken refugees from Sam ashky, 20 m iles w est of Grozny, streamed into the neighboring Russian region of Ingushetia. Several women were in tears as they stood at a muddy crossroads. M en in brown fur hats wore hateful scowls, shook their fists and swore revenge. “The Russians are not interested in catching (Chechen P resident D zhokhar) D udayev,” said 31 -year-old Zia Avtorkhanov. “They’re interested in killing Chechen people.” The Russian government press service said Samashky had been attacked because it harbored fighters loyal to Dudayev, whom it blames for widespread lawlessness in Chechnya in recent years. But the U.S. report, citing findings by Russia’s human rights commissioner, Sergei Kovalyov, said Russia’s inten­ sive bombing of civilians in Grozny was “in conflict with a number of Russia’s international obligations.” Thousands o f people have been killed since Russian troops entered Chechnya on Dec. 11 to quash its self-proclaim ed independence. The fighting has forced at least 400,000 people from their homes, according to the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. Ingush Vice President Boris Agapov told a news confer­ ence in Moscow that his tiny republic is overwhelmed with refugees, and warned of growing tensions in the region. Reporters who visited Sam ashky on Tuesday saw a handful of armed fighters in a mainly civilian population that had swelled from 15,000 to about 20,000 with refugees from shelling elsewhere in Chechnya. Friend testifies that O.J. dreamed about killing Nicole LOS ANGELES (AP) —■The day after his e x -w ife was sla sh e d to d eath , O .J. Sim pson told a friend he had dream s of killing her, the friend testified Wednesday. In blistering cross-examination, the witness was portrayed as a lying hanger-on with a drinking problem. “He jokingly said, ‘To be honest, Shipp, I’ve had some dreams of killing her,” ’ for­ mer police officer Ronald Shipp said during Simpson's double-murder trial. When asked by Deputy District Attorney Chris Darden about die number of dreams, Shipp answered: “He just said dreams, plural.” S h ip p , w ho re tire d fro m th e p o lic e department five years ago, said he d idn't tell investigators about the conversation. “Ever since I had that conversation, it was just eating me up. 1 knew 1 didn’t want to tell you guys (prosecutors),” he said. “I didn’t w ant to be in this position talking about this. (But) 1 wanted to get this out.” “I thought it was very, it was harmful,” he said. U nder h o stile cro ss-ex am in atio n by d e fe n se a tto rn e y C arl D o u g las, S hipp ack n o w led g ed he had lied not only to police, but to Douglas during a meeting. “So did you lie when you didn’t tell me about that dream?” Douglas asked. “I sure did,” Shipp said. “You’ve lied a few times, didn’t you sir?” “Never in a court,” Shipp answered. When asked if he was involved for the publicity, Shipp said: “I’m doing this for my conscience and my peace of mind. I will not have the blood of Nicole on Ron Shipp. I can sleep at night, unlike a lot o f others:” “You're not really this man’s friend, are you, sir?” Douglas asked. “I guess I was like everybody else. I was one o f his servants,” Shipp said. Shipp also said Simpson told him he was defending himself from his wife’s attacks during their highly publicized New Year’s 1989 argument, and that it began while they were having sex. Shipp testified that Simpson told him he and M s. Sim pson had been drinking on New Year’s Eve. They got into an argument when they returned home. “They were m aking love and I guess Nicole had wanted to stop for whatever rea­ sons and they began to argue,” Shipp said. Simpson told him she “was the aggressor and came after him and that he was acting in self-defense.” Shipp, who once taught new officers about domestic violence, said Simpson told him he “didn’t really hit her.” Later, Shipp testified about Sim pson’s conversation about the dream. Shipp was called after a legal fight over the re le v a n c e o f the te stim o n y ab o u t Sim pson’s purported statement about the d ream and ta lk o f a p o ly g ra p h test described in a new book about the case, Raging Heart. Superior Court Judge Lance Ito said he would allow the dream conver­ sation but no mention of pdlygraph tests. Ito did’say he would hold a relevancy hearing, but it was unclear when that would take place. \ , | ' \v When Shipp was ushered into the court-, ropm, he and Simpson glarea at each other across the room. Simpson shook his head slightly as Shipp told jurors: “O.J; trusted me. _ Shipp said he and Simpson were close friends for more thhn 25 years. When asked by prosecutor Chris Darden if they were still friends, he said: “I still love the guy, b u t! don’t know, I mean, this is a weird sit­ uation I’m sitting in.” S t a t e P ress ¡ St a t e P ress ■, r litorial * v ■ > Pepsi & the Devil THANKÇ00WCSS I BROUGHT ALONG THIS 5ttCKER.~ “A SU students w ill a ll go to H ell!* M a y b e — a lth o u g h c o n s id e rin g th e n u m b e r that d o n ’t g o to class;, there m ay be a few th at try to get o u t o f the afterlife, too. I t is o f the former, however, that die self-appointed saviors o f society — the m all preachers — can assure you. A n y th in g from d rin k in g P epsi to w earing a baseball cap backwards is a sign o f sin. It’s a n annual rite o f passage. A s the sun approach­ e s it’s zenith, they scu ttle fro m th eir hidey-holes. Preying upon the throngs o f students, they strike. “Yer a ll sin n ers!” I t ’s th e s a m e p r i n c i p l e a s t e r r o r i s t s . M a li preach ers co u ld give a fig w h eth er th ey actually save a soul — w hat they are successful at is gain­ ing attention fo r them selves and th eir cause. I f y ou create a b ig enough stink, y o u can h it the front page o f th e cam pus new spaper. You can lure students to listen to you. You get to feel like a big m an — arid, after all, quiedy sitting in a church, m osque o r synagogue doesn’t give you that sam e feeling o f personal power. Yap, yap, yap. It’s as if som e m ad scientist to the Etible B elt crossed a poodle w ith a fundam en­ talist, w ith predictable results. “You w hores!” U n f o r tu n a te ly , m a ll p r e a c h e r s a r e n ’t j u s t alw ays o b n o x io u s— som etim es they g o straight into b ein g public nuisances. It is interesting, after all, t o some o f die worst vio­ lators o f public politeness are allowed to com e onto campus day after day for hours and insult people. O n W ednesday, th e repetitive ch an ts o f “ sorori­ ty w hores” w ere far, fa? o u t o f line. Yet, apparent­ ly that’s perfectly acceptable. O n e w onders, say, i f students w ere to line u p and call L a th e C o o r a rat-tailed S.O .B . fo r ho u r after h our outside the A dm inistration B uilding, exactly how long it w ould take d ie DIPS to respond. It should be pointed out, however, that ju st no mat­ ter how m uch o f an obnoxious, ignorant twft w e may fin d — say, Brother Jed — he does have certain rights. He is allowed, after all» to voice his optoionqii campus. It’s free speech. And he is allowed to do sp with a definite “cap” on comments and criticism. Case to point: No matter how much we might want to whack mall preachers in the head with baseball bats, we probably sho u ld n ’t pour Pepsi on them. “have your God!” %; Perhaps the w orst thing about the m all preachers is that they are fa r m o re successful to turning stu­ dents against religion then they are in prom oting it. Thai’s not to say that religion is awhofly good thing, but many people do adopt it into ihetr lives with beneficial tesofts. Ffew beside toe most rabid misdeist or atheist would decry the involvement o f religions in, say, public school What does it harmtoe conranunityasawiioleif, say, Yezkfi am allowed tolbim a Yezidichib? If It’s not mandatory, disruptive, or illegal, ; what’s the barm? 1 Mall preachm should take a note, turn a cheek and try a new approach. Because the only people they’re hurting are STATE PRESS TAFF King Bubba takes dive on minimum wage To many Americans, President C lin to n ’s proposal to raise the ARRY R . m inim um w age w as reaso n to rejoice. To others, it was m ore KELLEY painful than Kathie Lee G ifford singing at the Super Bowl. If C linton hopes to carry the “New Democrat” pennant on rais­ ing the minimum wage (first insti­ tuted in 1938), his presidency is in deeper trouble than suspicion holds. N ev er has th ere been a statist policy more thoroughly dis­ credited by economic reality, only to survive politically. When asked to characterize the president, writer Fran Lebowitz said he was a “prom king.” A more appropriate throne would be that of King Canute. The Commander-in-Chief has a propensity for commanding, or attempting to, all that he surveys. Just as King Canute was relieved of his illusory omnipo­ tence when the tides did not cease, King Bubba will receive a serious dose of economic reality when the costs of the minimum wage are realized on the populace. The effects on the King will only be seen for two more years. Reviving the minimum wage as an issue is due in part to three people: Labor Secretary Robert Reich and two Ivy L eag u e e c o n o m ists, H a rv a rd ’s L aw ren ce K atz and Princeton’s Alan Krueger. Reich, a former Harvard lecturer and longtime advocate o f increasing the minimum wage, was buoyed by a study done by Katz & Krueger, which claimed that increasing the minimum wage would actually increase employment, not decrease it. The study done by K&K analyzed employment in two small, northeastern states after state-mandated minimum wages were increased. Focusing on the fast-food service sec­ tor, the two economists professed that employment climbed after the increase, not decreased as economists predicted. K&K concluded that em ployers found they could easily absorb an increase in their costs by passing it on to the con­ sumer, and therefore would not be forced to lay off employees. A universally accepted econom ic theorem is that the higher the costs o f a good, the less people purchase, hence the reason why the demand curve is downward. So why is it that Reich & Company believe, contrary to what every freshman who has taken Economics 111, that increasing die cost o f labor will produce more Employment, not less? A full-time employee working at minimum wage will earn $10,400 a year, hardly something to write home about If increasing the minimum wage actually reduces unem- ployment, there should theoretically be no limit to its bene­ fit. So why stop there? The median income for a family of four in America is $36,959, equal to $17.77 per hour. Wouldn’t it make your heart feel good knowing we could lift every person out of poverty and give them an incom e equal to the median level? O f course if we did that, the median income would no longer be $36,959. Any student out of law school worth their weight will earn $40,000, so why don’t we raise the minimum wage to $19.23? If he’s truly any good, a legal eagle can charge $100 per hour. Isn’t my labor equal to that amount? ' r / So maybe I’m not F. Lee Bailey, Johnnie Cochran or Robert Shapiro. But what about Suns’ guard Elliot Perry ??The minimum wage in the NBA is $200,000 or $9o. 15san.Hour. Anybody can make a 13-footers from the top of the key just for entertainment value, but how many people can perform the socially important task offlippin’ burgers at Wendy’s? You may say I’m making frivolous a serious issue, that not every employer can afford to pay. wages of $100 per hour. Precisely my point Personal income is not without its limits, and not every employer can afford to pay five dollars an hour. Is there anybody who benefits from an increase in the minimum wage? Certainly, those fortunate enough to still have a job benefit from the increase in.iricome. From 1981 to 1991, Ronald Reagan was accused o f being heartless for resisting any increase in the minimum wage. During that time, teenage unemployment (one-third o f all minimum wage earners are teenagers) fell more than a third to 15.5 percent. When the kinder and gentler George Bush increased the m inim um wage in 1991 and 1992, te e n a g e u n em p lo y m en t in c re a se d to 20 p e rc e n t. Compassion evidently has its price. To extrapolate the statistical anomalies from the micro­ economy to 260 million people in the macro-economy is specious at best. Then again, the Clinton régency has shown no hesitancy to risk the nation’s economic well-being for their personal political fortunes. Two years ago, Hillary Rodham was out among those hustling to drum up support for nationalization of health care. 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The Slate Press is the only newspaper exclusively pub­ lished for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or Student body. S t a t e P r ess Ph o n e N um bers Infomration.....U.......965-7572 Newsroom...............965-2292 Magazine................. 965-1695 Advertising..... ..... ...965-6555 Classifieds................ 965-6735 O p in io n STATE P ress ________________ Page 5 Thursday, February 2,1995 Finding happiness in chocolate oblivion H a p p in e ss w as u n w rap p ed , . r p ____ enjoyed and stuffed back upon the I I shelf with the blinking lights and I — garlands. Joy is in the freezer, rot- I EVANS ting w ith the leftover pecan pie and yam s. E x citem en t Was the dangling tin se l, b u rn t w ith the browning tree. The transform ation from rip ­ ping open packaged surprises to c ra c k in g th e v irg in a l t e x ts 'is grounds for a little discontent. I shuffle through the dism al halls, reveling in a sense of com­ munity cohesion through clinical depression. No one is happy to be back to the pump and grind of academia. If you are jubilant to be sitting in cement cells, please smile. The stress is prematurely present and the expectations are high, as they alw ays are w ith the o n set o f a new semester. I decided I desperately needed to snap out of the postpresent despair if I was to be more productive than biting my toenails w hile analyzing F ra z ie r’s unfounded sex appeal. I turned to a person not everyone is blessed with: a man of his Own mind, a man of small stature and large thoughts. He prefers his payments in weekly installments of hugs and gum. ■' My 10-year-old brother was on the other end of the tele­ phone receiver, unknowingly preparing to utter words he could be charging for. W ords o f incredible perception, intriguing words, mesmerizing me throughout the entire conversation. “Kevin, what makes you happy?” I asked him, hoping to find an instantaneous cure-all for the blues with Flintstone vitamins. . He paused, probably wondering why in the hell his big , sister, the same sister who pinned his diapers, was asking him this silly question. Following the pause, the uninhibited little boy revealed precise happenings that made him feel good or “smile” as he would say. “I love a warm fire on a cold day, ... when a dog ticks you on the face to wake you up in the morning* ... Bart Simpson, ... watching a sunset, ... hearing coyotes howl at night when I am in bed, ... the sound of bubbling soda, ... listening to m u sic,... hearing com-on-the-cob crunch when you bite i t , ... crying to a sad m ovie,... the sound o f squish­ ing the inside of a pum pkin,... hearing glass shatter, ... the sound of someone buttering toast,..., when dad says, “Get whatever you want!” in a store. That is all I can really think of now,” hejexhaled. “When are you coming home,” he asked, unimpressed with his eloquence. “Thanks Kev, you said a bunch o f great things, you made me feel better,” I said, as I ingested the thoughts of a 10-year-old who was exam ining life with the profound insight unattainable through devoted reading of thousands o f self-help books. I hung up the phone wishing he were here, to walk with me to my classes and point out mosquito reflections and hum m ingbird chatter; a ll the tiny things in life often ignored. Why is this kid happy? What does all this mean, enjoy­ ing the scraping of butter on crispy Wonder toast and find­ ing quality in a cartoon pinhead? All this genuine peace of mind without a girlfriend, without my adult liberties and he was not smokin’ a green leafy substance. The kid is content because he lives his life under a maxim visible only to the naked ear. Notice, I am extremely disjointed, unable to distinguish the common functions of my body parts. My little-messiah-bro was telling me, get yourself together. Glue the fragments of yourself together so you can breathe, see, hear and smell as a whole ... ? ... cookie. Yes. He would agree a whole cookie is synonymous W riters ‘fantasy’ scary lo o k at hum an nature Oh, yes, Delia Maldonado, what a marvelous idea — “Exterminate them all!” Better yet, why not “do away” with those with “primo ocean side property” so the homeless have somewhere to go? The homeless do a surprisingly good job of surviving — I wonder how you’d fare in the same situation? „ Next time you want to “get people to think,” remember your own words: “The homeless are not bom , they are made.” Yes, and because of that, you could just as easily be bothering someone with your own urine-soaked stench. Rather titan offer pathetic, shallow and trite social criti­ cisms of how 60s social programs create homelessness and criminality, how about thinking more carefully about the consequences of your own position? W ho’s scheduled next fo r te rm in a tio n ? H o m o sex u als? Ille g a l im m ig ran ts? Graduates in Broadcast Journalism? Not Hitleresque? Perhaps you should do some reading about fascist fantasies and solutions. A pparently, you need to. Jeffrey Timmons Graduate Student English Literature with a “rounded” person. A broken Oreo just does not taste the same as a whole one Show me the man who dives for the Oreo with the chipped side or the one skimpy on the Creme and I will buy him a package o f Oreo Double Stuff. A broken cookie is predestined to a solitary life, never to enjoy the pleasures Ins “whole” buddies were soaked with. This kid is a complete Oreo, two rich chocolatey sides and w hen sp u n o p en , a cream y , w h ite in n o cen ce is revealed. A humble innocence, allowing him to immodestly use and appreciate every inkling of his being. He is a whole cookie, filling and all. Only a dumb man would call what is inside a kid “fluff*” but no one would dare to call an Oreo such without the cremC de import. Nothing has been chipped away from this young little Cookie. The power in youthful candor repels the dirt, the grind and the crude reality of the stampede to success. He saturates his life, absorbing moments, like a whole cookie being dunked in milk. He observes the world with sensuous acknowledgment, synchronizing body and soul, com bining chocolate and cream. He looks with the two eyes I often squint, he smells with the nose I annually acknowledge with a nasty blow andtie listens with the ears 1 often want to plug. Sadly enough, as we walk around campus discontented, out-of-touch and missing our silky white centers, nothing sounds, looks or smells the same way my 10-year-old guru would proclaim. The answer may lie in a new virtual reality “Return to Pooh Comer” program. Oh no, the time restric­ tions will never disappear and the demands of a society built upon monetary success will never fade, but the simple realizations o f a capacity to be an alive, sensuous human will be revived. An Oreo by any other name would taste as sweet, but a broken Oreo well may be a fraud. Tori Evans is junior journalism major. Sfctie r s to th e qSrfltor '«tin*?%$$£- Arison* Sfate Unft A2B52B7- PGP: pretty good program The State Press article on encrypting e-mail neglected to mention that there is a free version of PGP available on the Internet that is compatible with the ViaCrypt PGP program. The free version must be used non-commercially, and you can o b ta in in fo rm a tio n on it by ch e c k in g o u t h ttp : //draco.centerline.com :8080/~ franl/pgp/pgp.htm l with Mosaic or some other World Wide y/eb browser. There are some other interesting issues about PGP that you should leam about at that site. Also, PGP stands for “Pretty Good Privacy,’’ even though it is a “Pretty Good Program” too. Encrypting e-mail can certainly never hurt, especially when it is free. Despite the assurances that your e-mail will remain private, just the fact that it goes out over the Internet means your mail could be intercepted. u o ta d fe s . . . IQ: CclkJu in tke, nunsroom is ii/U aipartttes inprison. — Jason Owsley, Editor, Slate Press Eric Lambrecht Senior Computer Science Abandoning homeless, helpless not any type of solution for anything Early last summer, on one of the first evenings I was working at the Andre House food line in central Phoenix, I met Ed, a middle-aged man with a prodigious white beard and a searing sunburn. He stopped to talk when the line had dwindled after an hour. When I told him I was a college student, he brightened immediately. It turned out that like I am now, Ed studied English at one time and got a master’s degree. Every time he saw me over the next few weeks, he would ask me vocabulary wotds, making sure I was getting a good education.T usual­ ly answered correctly, though he fooled me with paresthe­ sia — tingling on t |e skin — and maunder — to grumble. I stumped nim in retura with my favoritp.vocabulary word of all- cJlipygiaq; Which means “Having S&apely buttocks,” m ie n E d m oved on some time in June, I watched for him mid wa%disappointed when he didn’t return. It wasn’t a great deal th a t! lost, but it was a friendship, the first I’d had with someone actually living on the sheets. I assume Ed continues to survive day to day, perhaps in Phoenix, or maybe in another city. Optimistically, he might be working now, with a roof over his head and food of his own. But if he has made it, there are still others, like Sam, Jefferson, John, Andre or the diminutive Pops, who is per­ manently bent over from pulling his loaded shopping cart down the sidewalks. l ilfp every person, homeless or not, those men have seri­ I am often discouraged by the heartless attitudes that dis­ ous problems. Without the combination of sporadic aid from government programs and what they can get from food lines miss or condemn powerless elements in our society because and shelters, they might not make it. Would that be so wrong, they obstruct our pursuit of individual wealth. We would though? Humans make up just one species on the planet. each make a little more money if no one needed a welfare Should we provide for those who cannot provide for them­ check to buy cereal, if no one was rushed into an emergen­ selves? Are we so arrogant as to believe that natural selection cy room, unable to pay for surgery. Obviously though, that is horribly immoral. ; shouldn’t apply to us like it does to Darwin’s finches? Solutions are hard to come by, I admit, but I am certain When Lynn Margulis, the famed biological theorist, vis­ ited ASU last spring as the Centennial Lecturer, I learned of that abandoning the homeless, disabled qnd elderly is no her belief that prosperous nations like the United States solution at all. What makes thè" human such tf magnificent shouldn’t try to save the starving in Africa, the storm-bat­ being is that it has the capability to reason: what is moral, tered in Bangladesh; if they cannot survive on their own, and then take action, occasionally changing the whole * .. * we shouldn’t interfere w ith the natural consequences. world for the better. A ddressing the plight o f the hom eless begins m u ch Throughout the biosphere’s history, species have had limit­ 'sm aller than a movement encompassing the entire planet. ed life spans. We won’t be any different. That judgment is Margulis’ mistake. It is the same qne T o begin with, we can stop thinking of thepr as bijrdens and made by those who suggest that the impoverished should be start considering their basic needs. We can give them a left to die, or, in line with Nazism, that-they should be sm ile with our (foliar when they ask for some change. It’s not so much. If We’re lucky enough, we can learn a per­ exterminated. Indeed, evidence o f evolutionary history shows that indi­ son’s name, and though we never meet them again, we can viduals and varieties unable to overcome challenges have know that somewhere, on a park bench or in a crowded tended to die out, but it does not logically follow that we shelter, we have a friend. must be the same. Should we be so weak and ignorant as to Matt Ellsworth believe that our intelligence is incapable o f altering our Junior path to care for our fellow human beings? O f course we English shouldn’t be, though some o f us are. P St a t e l e s s Thursday, February 2,1995 Page 6 R epo r t o l ic e ASU Police reported the follow ing incidents Wednesday: • Two male students were involved in a vehicle/bicycle accident at 615 E. Alpha Drive. • A female employee of ASU reported that .s h e received harassing phone calls at the B u siness A d m in istratio n B uild in g from someone she did not know. • A man not affiliated with ASU was arrest­ ed, cited and released for shoplifting at 3 E. Ninth St. • A male ASU employee reported that he lost two keys belonging to ASU. • A female student reported that someone stole a car stereo from her car parked in Area 59. Tempe Police reported the follow ing inci­ dents Wednesday: • Tempe police received a call to assist the Mesa Police Department in contacting a sub­ ject who may have been dealing drugs at the Rack & Q at 1328 E. Apache Blvd. Upon arrival, two officers found a vehicle that matched the description supplied by Mesa Police. The subject was located inside thè Rack & Q and allowed the officers to search the vehicle. The search produced 159 grams of methamphetamines, a scale, a 9mm hand­ gun, drug paraphernalia and $1,800 in cash. The property was seized and the man was booked in Tempe City Jail. • A 2 0 -y ear-o ld m an w as d etain ed by Scottsdale police after fleeing the scene of a single vehicle accident in which he drove into a palm tree in the 2300 block of Scottsdale Road. He smelled of alcohol and admitted he'd been drinking vodka. After failing a field sobriety test, he was arrested fo r driving under the influence and underage drinking. P olice rep o rt com piled by S ta te P re s s Grab your Quarters and Head for Rio! II reporter Todd Kelly. YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT CUT IS OURS, TOO. So if you want your h a ir trim m ed ju st One inch, we W ont stretch if to three. And if you want the latest trend, w e'll cre­ ate just What you asked for. 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Three retired American Indian professors will oversee the panel discussions and share their experiences. “It is an opportunity for. us to look at each other’s work, the kinds o f opportunities we have and the barriers we face,” said ASU education professor Grayson Noley. “We try to understand each other and discuss the experiences we’re having at the various institutions.” COMING FEBRUARY 10th Professional Interviewing Consultant .\rr‘.v. 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Kathy Alford, office supervisor for the Intercollegiate Athletic Department, said Corral sat in the bleachers at the L a s t Renovation triggers fire alarm! clears building B y T odd Keely : south end of the stadium for a while, then went down to j$ e field. “ He took off his clothes and went dancing through the sprinklers. He seemed a little gone,” she said. Alford said Corral stood with his arms out to his side, waving them around and singing, “I am a tree.” She said the man walked up to DPS officers when they arrived and was cooperative. Radawna Michelle, spokeswoman for ASU DPS, said Corral did not say why he undressed and took the field, but the report filed by the arresting officer stated that “we may be dealing with somebody who could potentially be dis­ turbed.” v V Michelle added that Corral was also arrested in 1993 for interference with the peaceful conduct o f an educational facility. v . 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W ith your help, we can recognize o u tstand ing teachers and present them w ith th e coveted— College of Liberal Arte and Sciences Distinguished Teaching Awand N om inations clo se M arch 9 . 1995. S p o rts STATE PRESS - • Thursday, February 2, 1995 1 Page 11 - Baseball slaughters Cougars 17-4, im proves record to 4 -0 B y L ee N ew m an S tate P ress Doubters of this year’s ASU baseball team only have: to look as far as the centerfield scoreboard — when it’s work­ ing correctly — to see that this year’s squad is proving that it’s for real. The Sun Devils continued their torrid hitting pace and solid defense Wednesday as ASU trounced BYU 17-4. The win im proved A SU ’s record to a p erfect 4-0. Through four games, ASU is averaging 11 runs per game, while the defense has not allowed an error since the first inning of its first game, a span of 35 innings. However, don’t even imagine that ASU is satisfied. _ “W e're a long way from being a great team. There’s still things we need to work on,” ASU Coach Pat Murphy said. “Our defense still needs some work. Errors aren’t the indica­ tion of a great defensive team. We’re going to make some errors, and that’s OK as long as we don't make mental mis­ takes." ■> ■y > y y .■ . “T here’s been tim es where we could have executed offensively and didn't,” junior Robbie Kent said. “Sooner or later, there’s going to be a game where w e're up by one or down by one and that's going to hurt us.” Tuesday's game was never in doubt. ASU had a five-run lead before BYU could even get on the scoreboard. Junior Jaime Porras pitched six strong innings for the win. The only scoring the Cougars did on the right-hander was in the top of the sixth, when junior Leroy Brown hit a three-run home run. Porras was the only walk-on player Murphy took this season and had never pitched an inning in college before Wednesday's game. Porras was a shortstop at his former school, Mesa Community College. “I told him (Porras) when we were having walk-on try­ outs that I didn't think we were going to keep him, because I didn’t think he would ever pitch,” Murphy said. “I gave him a chance in the fall to see what he could do and he pitched all fall the way he pitched today.” Porras was able to handle the BYU hitters by relying mainly on ofl’-speed pitches. “I’m not going to throw the ball by anybody,” Porras said. “I just need to keep them guessing. That’s my game.” The ASU scoreboard kept Sun Devil fans guessing. Throughout the course of the game, mistakes in the score­ Jim P o u lin /S ta te Press ASU sen io r second baseman Randy Betten sm ashes a T ravis D ow dell p itch d u rin g the bottom o f the fifth Inning d u rin g ASU’s 17-4 v ic to ry over BYU. Betten reached base safely on the play bn an e rro r by BYU sh o rtsto p E ric M cDowell. board caused fans to verbally voice their displeasure. Offensively, ASU shelled out a season-high 20 hits led by first-basem an Kent. Kent had three hits on the day, including a double, a triple, two runs batted in and two runs scored. Sophomore Cody McKay had two hits, three runs scored and three RBIs. Junior Jake Steinkemper and fresh­ man Matt Frick both had their first at bats of the season and m ade the m ost o f them . B oth h it hom e ru n s, w ith Steinkemper’s being a three-run shot and Frick’s a solo shot. “One of the character-revealing things of our team is that Jake Steinkemper didn’t go into a shell,” Murphy said. “I told Jake yesterday that he was going to start today, and then I told him before the game that I changed my mind and was going to start Troilo again, and all he said was that he appre­ ciated me telling him. He took it like a man and came up and swung the bat good.” Next up for ASU is a three-game series with Texas Tech, which begins Friday at 2:30 p.m. at Packard Stadium. ASU basketball to tangle w ith last-place Huskies B y D a n M iller S tate P ress M ark K ram er/S tate P ress Ju n io r M ario Bennett and the No. 16 ASU m en’s basketball team clash w ith W ashington to n ig h t a t 7 in th e U n iversity A c tiv ity Center. Midterm report cards are due Sunday, and the ASU m en’s basketball is on the borderline. Well, not literally. The 16th-ranked Sun Devils will tangle w ith W ashington tonight at 7 p.m . and W ash in g to n S tate on S unday at the University Activity Center to round out the first half of their Pac-10 schedule. ASU (14-5 overall, 4-3 Pac-10) is cur­ rently wedged in a three-way tie with No. 17 Stanford and No. 22 Oregon for fourth place in the conference. Only one loss separates the top six teams in the league. A pair of wins this week could possibly thrust the Sun Devils into second place for the stretch run. “It’s gonna be the toughest year ever for the NCAA tournam ent board to pick 64 teams,” Sun Devil Coach Bill Frieder said, referring to the year-end extravaganza only a month away. “... You hope you can win enough so that you can stay in the hunt for something.” ASU can’t help but be optimistic with the H uskies com ing to town. A fter all, Washington hasn’t won a game in Arizona since 1988 and ASU boasts an 11 -game w inning streak ag ain st them . T he Sun Devils’ string is the longest among Pac-10 schools against Washington. The last-place Huskies (5-10, 1-6) have dropped seven of their last eight games. “In sp ite o f a lo sin g reco rd we are Peoria’s M itch ell top s list o f n ew Sun D ev ils B y D an M iller S tate P ress Jim P o ulin/S tate P ress ASU footballcoach Bruce Snyder Announced W edneeday th at th e Sun D evile signed 25 high achool and junior college players. ASU head football coach Bruce Snyder enjoyed a good laugh on Wednesday. He was one of the unfortunate witnesses o f the streaker who, claiming to be a tree, graced the south endzone o f Sun D evil Stadium during the noon hour. Snyder said the spectacle elicited an appropriate joke that was tossed around the sixth floor of the Intercollegiate Athletics building. “That looked like a coach that just lost a player,” he jested. S nyder may have been due for som e com ic relief, as another arduous year o f recruiting came to a climax with the signing o f 25 student-athletes on Wednesday, which was national signing day. The list includes five wide receivers, three defensive backs and eight lineman. “On the surface it looks like a good class, a great class,” said Snyder, who cred- < ited his support staff for the new crop in a press conference Wednesday. “It’s equal to last year’s class.” T he c la ss is h e a d lin e d by P arade M agazine a ll-A m e ric a w ide re c e iv e r, Kenny M itchell, a 6-foot-4, 190-pounder from 1994 state cham pion P eoria High School. Mitchell, who caught 41 passes for 800 yards and eight touchdowns last year, is i listed by Blue-Chip Illustrated as the No. 1 receiver recruit in the Western Region. Mitchell made a verbal commitment to ASU last year, but then he backed o ff to c o n s id e r C o lo ra d o w hen fo rm e r Sun D evils’ receiving coach-Karl Dorrell lefUj, ASU to coach there. He appeared to bavfei made an llth -h o u r decision to becom e af* T urn t o Signees, page 12. T urn to Ba sk etba ll, pa g e NBA P hoenix 118, L A L akers 109 C harlotte 100, B oston 93 Indiana 101, C leveland 82 A tlanta 111, G olden State 99 . r jy ija m i 98, D etroit 75 NtewfJersey 95, M ilw aukee 77 . Philadelphia 98, W ashington 89 C a lla s 104, M innesota 83 ¿„TU fah 129, D enver 88 JS alt'A ntonio at P ortland * 7« < JA \ NHL - -Pittsburgh 4, N Y R angers 3 2, O ttaw a 1 ;* C m l l « ; 9 , A naheim 2 _ lijChicagQ at E dm onton* - f ■D etroit a t C algary* Toronto a t Vancouver* ^3,'' , ,VT? ; * •$Late‘gam es not included 12. Page 12 State P ress Thursday, February 2,1995 See if y o u 're m e n tio n e d in th e P o u c e R e p o r t . B a s k e tb a ll _ _ C ontinued from page 11. percentage at 53.3. They have at four-game winning streak entering this w eek’s action and they have w on three straight over ASU. WSU’s premier setup man, Donminic Ellison, will like­ ly not make the road trip due to a bout with the chicken pox. The sophomore point guard averages seven assists per game, which is second in the conference. To make matters worse, Ellison’s replacement, freshman Chris Griffin, can only play three or four minutes at a time because of the lin­ gering effects of bronchitis. “W e’ll have to play three players out of position,” said first-year Cougars Coach Kevin Eastman. “I’m not sure, quite frankly, how we’re gonna play.” Sophomore Isaac Fontaine (17.3 ppg), junior Shamon Antrum (12.5 ppg), sophomore Tavares Mack (8.4 ppg) and junior M ark H endrickson (14.9 ppg, 9.6 rebounds) combine to form the youthful Cougars’ starting line-up. Hendrickson, a 6-foot-9 junior forward, leads the Pac-10 with a 66.7 field goal percentage and is second in rebounds. “W e’ll have to play well above our heads in both games (UofA tonight and ASU) to just compete,” said Eastman, whose club is 3-1 this year against top-25 opponents. One Sun Devil to watch will be starting point guard Marcell Capers, who needs just three assists to pass Lynn Collins (1990-92) as the school’s all-tim e assist leader among two-year players. Capers will enter the game third in the conference in dishes with a 6.7 per game average. He will be joined in the backcourt by senior Isaac Burton, who has sco red in do u b le fig u res fo r 10 stra ig h t gam es. Forwards Quincy Brewer (7.1 ppg, 5.2 rebounds) and Ron Riley (14.3 ppg) will flank Mario Bennett (17.2 ppg, 7:8 rebounds) in the starting five. playing m uch b e tte r/’ W ashington Coach Bob B ender said. “I think our confidence level is going up,” . The average margin of victory during ASU’s 11-game reign over the Huskies has been only 8.1 points, while only th re e o f th e c o n te s ts w ere d o u b le -d ig it triu m p h s. W ashington was on the verge o f a b reakthrough last Saturday against second-place Washington State (10-5, 52), but it was snubbed 74-73. “T hey p layed W ashington S tate extrem ely w ell in Pullman,” Frieder said. “They led most of the game. They could’ve and should’ve won it.” The Huskies may be without the services o f 6-foot-9 junior Mike Amos, who is nursing a sore right ankle. Amos ranks second in the Pac-10 with a 61.3 field goal percent­ age. If Amos is out, Washington will likely start a threeguard set, Bender said. Guard Bryant Boston leads the Huskies with 14.5 points per game and is also tied for second in steals-per-game average (2.7). Six-foot-8 freshm an M ark Sanford, who averages 11.8 ppg and 5.7 rebounds, would be the lone for­ ward in the revamped line-up. Senior center David Hawken (3.7 ppg) and junior guards Michael McClain (3.7 ppg) and Jason Hamilton (8.7 ppg) round out the starters. “We know that w e’re playing a team (ASU) that — going through the Oregons last week — they expected two wins and they got a split,” Bender said. “You don’t have to be a genius to know that they’re going to be really ready for us.” . The Sun Devils are scheduled for a 1:45 p.m. tip-off against the W ashington State Cougars on Sunday. The game will be televised regionally by ABC (Channel 15). The Cougars currently rank first in the nation in field goal If you love him, even in his bunny slippers, you should tell him in a State Press Valentine’s Day Love Line. Go ahead, Publish your love. $1.75 for 3 lines. Hurry. Deadline is Feb. 10 at noon. Basement, Matthews Center Campus Interviews S i g n e e s _______ C ontinued from page February 14, 1995 11. purpose yards and scored 23 touchdowns last year, while seeing playing time at eight different positions. Redmond, who was recruited as an “athlete,” is listed by Blue-Chip Illustrated as the No. 2 defensive back in the West. UofA, N otre D am e and M ich ig an w ere am ong the sch o o ls Redmond bypassed to come to ASU. The hot receiving crop should make life a lot easier for quarterback Jake Plummer, who, after finishing in the top four in the Pac-10 in passing last year, will be the top returning quarterback in the conference as a junior. The sole quarterback recruit is Chad B row C 'b BlueChip Illustrated all-Am erican out o f M onterey High in California. The 6-foot-2, 190-pounder used his 4.5 speed to run a veer-option offense during his senior season. He completed 44 o f 109 passes for 903 yards and six touch­ downs and also rushed 172 times for 1,152 yards and 12 touchdowns. “I think we looked at every quarterback in the western United States,” said Snyder, who spied Brown at a recruit­ ing combine. Snyder, who said an extra emphasis was placed on in­ state recruiting this year, also signed four other players from Arizona high schools. Defensive linemen Kurt Wallin (M ountain V iew H igh S ch o o l) and K en W esterh au s (Goldwater) join tailback Jay Hinton (Maryvale) and offen­ sive lineman Jeff Johannesen (Horizon) as the rest o f the local contingent. “I’ve heard that this class will be rated in the top half of the conference — maybe third or fourth,” Snyder said. Sun Devil. “Obviously w e’re pleased,” Snyder said of M itchell’s signing. “He made that decision a long time ago, 1 think. In his heart he did that, and he did it for the right reasons. "... I think it’s a great day for Kenny Mitchell. I think it’s a great day for Arizona State.” M itchell is already in some elite company. The last Parade all-American from Arizona to sign with the Sun Devils was New Orleans Saints running back Mario Bates. And the last Panther receiver to sign was Minnesota Viking Eric Guliford.“I think it was difficult for them (Peoria) to highlight him,” Snyder said of Mitchell. “It’s not like he played in a run and shoot. 1 don’t think w e’ve seen really how good he’s gonna be.” Snyder has also signed 6-foot-4 junior college transfer Isaiah Mustafa. Mustafa, who did not play high school foot­ ball, caught 66 passes for a school-record 1,086 yards and 10 to u c h d o w n s la st seaso n at M o o rp ark C o lleg e in C alifornia. He jo in s 5 -fo o t-11 ju n io r college transfer Derrick Charles, who has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40-yard dash. Charles earned all-America honors by catch­ ing 51 passes for 929 yards and 10 touchdowns last season for Fort Scott Community College in Fort Scott, Kan. “This class is a fast class,” raved Snyder. 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Whether or not ASU can beat tonight’s oppo n en t, I5 th -ra n k e d W ashington, or Saturday’s opponent, W ashington State, will probably depend on which Sun D evil team decides to show up. In ASU’s eight wins this year, the team is averaging 75.6 points. In their eight loss­ es, the Sun Devils scored 18 points less per game, averaging just 57.6. The team also shoots 46 percent when they win, and only 33 percent when they lose. The statistic that’s deceiving is ASU’s turnovers. Its turnovers aren’t too different when the Sun Devils win or lose. They are averaging 27.3 turnovers when they lose and 22.5 when they win. However, when A SU co m m its m ore tu rn o v e rs than its opponent, the team is 2-6. When they com­ m itless turnovers, they are 6-2. “W e ’re a y o u n g te a m ,” so p h o m o re M o lly T u te r said . “ If so m eth in g goes wrong, we have a hard time getting it back. I f we get down, we have a 'hard time com­ ing back.” “If w e’re not mentally prepared, we’re n o t g o in g to play w e ll,” ju n io r Em m a Witkowski said. Another interesting statistic is the play of A S U ’s top sc o re r, se n io r T iffa n y Krahenbuhl. When the Sun Devils are led in points by their top scorer, they are a per­ fect 5-0. Krahenbuhl averages 16 points per game when ASU wins. She averages just nirte points per contest when ASU loses. “Tiffany’s leadership is through her scor­ ing,” Witkowski said. “If she.’s not scoring, our team seems to lose its continuity.” A ccording to ASU Coach Jacqueline Hullah, the Sun Devils’ roller coaster start can be attributed to more than just statistics. “When the season started, everyone was focused on the team, but once we got confi­ dence from playing well, we reached a point where players’ individual needs began to sur­ face and that’s when we took our downward spiral,” she said. “We talked about it and decided that for us to have the kind of success we want to have, we have to come together as a team, and that’s what we’ve done.” The peak o f A SU ’s season cam e last S aturday, With a 79-77 w in over 24thranked Oregon, Krahenbuhl and sophomore Liisa Kotilainen each had 20 points, and Kotilainen was six for six from three-point range. Tuter recorded six rebounds and had a season high four Block shots. Witkowski chipped in with 12 points, and freshman Stephanie Freeman added 10. A SU w ill need a n o th er team e ffo rt to n ig h t, w hen th e y b a ttle 15th-ranked Washington in Seattle. Washington is 15-5 on the year, coming off an 82-64 win over A S U ’s o th e r o p p o n e n t th is w eek, Washington State. In that game, the Huskies were led by Laure Savasta’s 20 points and Katia Foucade’s 10 assists. The Huskies are 5-2 in the Pac-10, three games ahead of ASU’s 2-5 mark, and just two games behind division-leading Stanford (7-0). ASU will travel to Pullman on Saturday to take on Washington State. The Cougars are 9-7 on the year, and they are tied With ASU and California with a 2-5 conference standing. Freeman, who has been a catalyst this season coming off the bench, has been suf­ fering from severe shin splits this week but is still expected to play. Sam antha Feldm an/S tate Press Ju n io r Emma W itkow ski w ill help lead the Sun D evils in Seattle to n ig h t when they take on the 1 Sth-ranked W ashington H uskies. Classifieds Familiarity breeds contempt-and children. -M a rk Twain AN N O U N CE­ MENTS F R E E ! F U N I HAIR SERVICES! BEAUTY PRODUCISI Be a ha ir m o d e l fo r ou r Feb. 26 show or Feb. 27 sem inar. (Model call Sat. Feb. 4) C a ll MAKA Beauty Systems for details: 966-7960 WANTED; Sp o rts T riv ia B u ffs Test your know ledge against _ our new takin g computer. New questions per cad. 1400-5*2-1900 Ix t. 2119 24 hrs. Phx. Branch. $2.49/min. Awg. length o f call 3 mins. 18 or older. Touctwone phone equired. TeleServtce. USA lagerstpw n, M D 3 0 1-797- 323. Can You Beat It? AN NOUNCE­ MENTS AN N O UN CE­ MENTS RENTAL SHARING M ISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE FREE FINANCIAL aid! Over $6 billion in private sector grants & scholarships is now available. All students are eligible regardless of grades, income or parent’s in­ come. Let us help. Call Student Financial Services: 1-800-2636495 e x t F59183. THIS IS w here it's a t! C hat, gam es, E -m ail. M ulti Player Doom. Make friends & have fun on the Live-Wire BBS, with con*puter modem call 277-0025. GRAD STUDENT seeks female to'share 2bd, lba apt. No smok­ ing. $261/mo + 1/2 util. No livein boyfriends. Please call Leslie, 350-9130. KEGARATOR- NEW chest cool­ er w/warranty. Holds half barrel, all lines & tapping equip, C02 system , ext tap handle, $350: 969-8873. APARTMENTS ~ ~ M/F, N/S, to share 2bd/2ba apt. Mins/ASU. $225/mo + 1/2 elec­ tric. Must be open-minded. Mark 437-9009 or 205-3969 pgr. LEADING EDGE 286 w/printer, printer stand & mouse $250. 2 bookcases,; double & single $75 for pair. Sanyo double ¡cassette, tuner, equalizer & 2 speakers $50.940-9588, KUNDALINI YOGA Club. 2582580.2 floor-MU. Everyone wel­ come. Tues. 2-3pm. Ck monitorroom#. THE MU Gallery Committee is accepting applications and slides for our spring exhibition season. We are interested in both 2-d and 3 -d a rt, th a t is m ounted and would be available between the dates of: April 10 through May 6, as our final exhibit o f the year. We are looking specifically forstudent art, w hether you are a BFA or BFA student. Please sub­ mit your slides and resume to the th ir d flo o r o f the M em orial Union, in the MUAB section of the th ird flo o r, a ttn .: G allery C om m ittee by M arch 10. For more info, call Jen Cruz 965-6822 WE BUY & SELL . U SED L E V I'S ! ¿ d ja S B J E A N QP buyer C a ll for D etails 947-8245 • 1810 Scottsdale Rd (between Cuny&McKeHps) 5 minutes from ASU! • 3206 W. Glendale Ave. ASU AREA - 1 & 2 bedroom apartments from $325 & up per month not incl. util. 966-8838. TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR RENT IBD, 1BA, unfum, refrig, w/d, 1/2 mi from ASU, community pool/spa. 700 W . U niversity. $370/mo. Call Mate McDermott, Realty Executives, 345-1919. PAPAGO PARK- Walk to school 2 bd, 2 ba. Avail 2/1-12/15. Nw c p t $950 Ise. 602-530-8864. RENTAL SHARING ATTRACTIVE CONDO, suite private bath $325, loft'$235 + util ea. Quiet prof lifestyle. 351-8683 CHRISTIAN RMTE to share 2bd/2ba, w/d in apt. $320/mo incl util 921-8439. Nr ASU! CLEAN 3 bd house 5 min/ASU. $150 + 1/5 o f utilities. Great deal available now. 947-4027, PEM, 4 bd, 1-3/4 W , w/d, pool, S275/m o+l/4 util: Very close/ ASU (Broadway/Rural). 2guys/ 2girls. 9294)140 Shawn or Abby. FEMALE N/S, 4 bd 2 ba furn home, lg yd; pool 1/3 util*$250/mo. S o f Southern, E of Price. Christine, 831-5099 ROOM S FOR RENT POOL, F/P, near Baseline/Rural. $315/mo incl utilities and cable. 838-4849. HOMES FOR SALE ASSUM. NO qual 4bd 2ba family rm, kitchen, dining rm, living rm, 2 car garage, pool, lg yard. Close to ASU & Tempe schools. $120,000. Very nice! Cooperate w/agents. 413-0632. TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR SALE ASU/MCC 2035 S . Elm #104. Gorgeous 2BD, 2BA, 1C, LOOOsf. Split ftf/ pin. Comm pl/spa. Assume 7.5% loan w/qual. 23.5K CTM. List $63,500. Call Todd. 390-WUSA (9872) West USA Realty. PIONEER 12-DISC CD changer, mint cond, remote, fits any car stereo w/radio. Orig $499, will take $350.969-8873. BOOKS ARIZONA REVISED Statute. Complete, current to 1991. $90 obo. 482-7973. MAGIC: THE Gathering, new comics, back issues, largest se­ lection in Tem pe! ! ! Come to Ftanny Books! SW comer Mill ft Baseline $120-7672. Mention this AD and get 10% o ff your pur­ chase!!! COMPUTERS ~ ~ BROTHER WP 85, thesaurus, spellcheck, & spreadsheet ftinctions. $260,598-4043. BROTHER WP- Diet. I+U, Spell ck, Spreadst, the*.. PC con. l-yr old $200,894-8722 ev. CLOSE TO ASU, Papago Park II. 2bd 2ba luxury amenities. $8000 dn. FHAassum. 641-7034 FURNITURE CONDOS FOR sale - ASU area. Reasonable prices, great deals. From $34,000. Call us today • Coldwell Banker Success Realty, 496-9001. The Futon Fave. 2604 W. 1st. SC #34,Tempe.8Q4-1554.We deliver. FEMALE, NO smoking. 2bd Iba condo, Papago Park I, S300/mo 4 1/2 util. Qsll Nona, 968-3318. M ISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE FEMALE/MALE RMTE wanted. Nice bouse 4 biles to ASU, w/d, a/c, conputer, AS AP 966-8478. NEW ATHLETIC shoes- lowest! .Major brands, Reebok, Adidas, & more. Erik 7844)774. FUTONS KING BED, 12-drawer pedestal, Somma mattress, $200, will de­ liver, plus 2 nightstands. Kathie, 961-1488 (message). NEW WATERBED $100, sofa $50, desk $30, dining tab. + 4 set $40. Must s e ll!!! ev. 894*722. FURNITURE SOFA SET, $265, Q ueen bed $80, Full $70, Chest o f Drawers $40, Dinette $125.234-5729. FURNITURE SALE •M attress Sets Twins $49 Fulls $ 5 9 Q ueens $8 9 Kings $119 •Sola Seta from $299 •7-Piece Bedroom Seta from $199 •Futon Bed with Pad, $188 •5-Drawer Chests from $39 •Day Beds (Complete) from $117 Plus M uch Morel! F u rn itu re Depot 3332 W. McDowell 233-2236 In Mesa 4434 E. University ^£ 3 0 -5 7 0 8 , TICKETS SAN FRANCISCO. $75 round trip, Feb. 3-5. DaVid or Leeann, 967-6222 days; 945-5537 eves. SUNS vS. B ulls $55 and up. Great seats. Suns vs. Houston $45 and up. Steve 678-0316. M T O M O gy^. $$CASH NOW$$ For all vehicles foreign / domes­ tic! Cash in your hand fast! Brian 246-3499, lv msg, 24hrsTDG. 1982 SUBARU 4sp, 4wd wagon, ac, pb, tilt, ster.cass., blue w/white mags. Very clean, very solid $1650 obo 967-8994. 1991 VOLKS Cabriolet Convert­ ible. Only 22,000 miles, excel­ lent condition, w hite w/w hite top. Call 483-9295. $10,700. 2 SEATER sports car, sun-roof, 5sp, hatchback, runs good. $ 1500 obo. 81 RXT 530-9226. 73 VW Bus. Runs good. Daily^ driver. Some rust. Engine re ­ built; Many extras. $1000 o b o ., 838-1941 days, 491-8093*eves. 82 VW conv. Rabbit a/c, am/fm, cass., 5 speed. Must sell $2500. Call Laurie 784-2975. TRAVEL ~ ASU SUMMER, program to Ber­ muda and Carribean for 6 credits. Call 965-4630 for information packet. , DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places world­ wide. ! also buy transferable coupoos/awards. 968-7283. 1 IF YOU missed yesterday's Inter­ national Business Seminar meet­ ing, com e in today at 3:15, Room BA 401. ^ SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Spring Break Hot Spot Surf A Ski packages. Available imme­ diately. Prices as low as $55/person. Call today! 800-797-TRIP. HELP WANTEDGENERAL TRAVEL SPRING BREAK '95 Rent your houseboat now! Call for more information. 1-800-2422628. HELP WANTEDGENERAL $$ SPRING BREAK $$ Work eves for 3 hrs, $5/hr + bo­ nuses. No experience nec. Trans­ portation provided. 649-8130. $150 BONUS AMS located at Broadway & Mill is hiring outbound telemarketers. P u r schedules are flexible. Work as little as 20 hrs/wk. Earn guar­ anteed: pay. bonuses, paid training & casual dress. Cal) now to qual­ ify for thè Spring Break Bonus. 894-9816; ; ; - . v. ■ / \ : $6 PER HOUR Outgoing, energetic appointment setters for Universal Portraits. Call Rachel or James, 496-0255. ' * $ 8 .5 0 H R + Incentives*! Saies/Marketing or Technicians Professional work environhient: P o r more information call Ren at 9Q2-10Ò0 x4Q07. / A C T Q R S r A R T L O V E ftS ! Dramatic? Articulate? ¡Sell ticket pkgs via phone for the Phoenix Sympbohy! Excellent benefits! P/T 5; 30pm-9:30pm. SuVi-ThufsI •22^3875/ , : ADVERTISING iNTERNSHipS: Seii advertising -for the State Press arid earn while you. learn! YouTl need a car:., à big box of personal motivation and desire for success, and you must be tak­ ing 13 credit hours or less. If this sounds good to you* call Jackie EIdridge today for an infornai in­ terview. 965-6555. ... a n i M ATró N As s is t a n c e needed for local CD-ROM pro­ duction- Familiarity w/Form-Z, Infinity and/or Photoshop is nec­ essary. A great addition to your . p o rtfo lio ! C ontact 9 5 4 -6 8 9 8 , leave message. APPT SETTERS, no selling, sal­ ary, bonus + commission; 8976961. Call for appi. ASSEMBLY JOBS Lighting co needs ft or pt resp. students for day assembly work. Electronics background desirable. $7/hr. Scottsdale Air Park. Call Dori 1 0 4 , 998-0325. CAMP CANADENSIS, Pocono Mtns, PA. Exc residential coed summer camp- Wanted: Caring counselors, must love children. Help teach ‘baseball, basketball, soccer, tennis, m tn: hikes; mo­ torcycles, ropes course, climbing wall, dance, arts & crafts, lakefront, lifeguard (W SI), & much more. Season: 6/20-8/18/95. Stop by Student Employment, SSVC222 to schedule interview. We will be on campus February 8 . CERAMIC ARTWORK wanted for N. Scottsdale gallery. C all Brian, Scottsdale Art, 596-5780. CO LLECTO RS BANK CLOSE TO ASU! Flex, hrs, local Tempe co. now , hiring personable, energetic, stud­ ents for p/t cust. svc. $5-6.50/hr. D.O.E. Call Brenda 967-2678. C O LLE G E STU D EN TS & Teachers ! C hildren’s Summ er Camp in Oracle, AZ is looking fo r Program L eaders, C oun­ selors, Lifeguards, Camp Nurse, and Cooks to work June 1-Aug 12. Good salary, job experience, plus room/board. Write YMCA Camp, POBox 1111, Tucson, AZ 85702 or call 1^602-884-0987. COM PUTER MAJORS-' Have Unix, PC, Wan, Lan exp? Ex­ panding national Internet service needs you. Net 99, 249-0957. COUNTER PERSON & delivery drivers needed. Apply at 1420 N. Scottsdale Rd or call 945-8850. DELIVERY DRIVER apply at Sub Factory. 1116 S. Dobson. Flex hours. • . : • -,; DELIVERY DRIVERS wanted. Earn $50-$ 100 everyday. Take home all ôf your pay working at a premier pizza place in Tempe, pull Time & PT positions avail. Apply iri person Gumbys Pizza 2107 S. Rural, corner Broadway &. Rural, HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGEN ERAL HELP WANTEDSALES GYMNASTICS INSTRUCTOR needed p/t, boys/girls classes. Call Desert Devils, 941-3496. PHONE SURVEYS - not sales. Market research company located near T-10/Baseline needs..p/t shift M-Th, 5-9pm, and Sgt, 9-3. Must • be dependable & enjoy phones. Office exp desired. $5/hr. Emily, 443-8883. VALET PARKING attendants 34 nights/week! Must be willing to drive to Phx, Scotts, PV, etc. Avg $ 8/hr, 861-9182. YMCA CAMPING Services (SkyY Camp & Chauncey Ranch) lo­ cated in Prescott, AZ is now hir­ ing dédicated, fun-loving, crea­ tive, caring professionals to work with co-ed campers between the ages of 7 & 17 in a residential camp setting. Come be a part .of the magic & share in an experi­ ence that w ill la st a lifetim e. Camping season begins last week of May and runs through early August. Call for application & in^ formation at 254^-1571. IDLY ROVE (rock band) has 5 pt/ft marketing positions avail & many benefits. Scott, 491-3254. LIFEGUARD FOR weekends & som e w eekdays. T esting re ­ quired. Call 840-8100. ■LOOKING FOR a p/t employee. Dependable, punctual & tuney loons. Interested? $4.75/hr to start, review after 60 days Call 894-0055 LOOKING FOR reliable assis­ tants to help organize children for sport photography session in your area. No experience neces­ sary.  bar is a plus. Flexible hours for seasonal work. Contact Todd, 940-6391. M A IN TEN A N C E TECH for sm all apartm ent com m unity. Local reference & experience re­ quired. $7/hr to start. 829-9607. MARKETING POSITION avail­ able in the Health Care field, ft/pt on weekends. Commission. Com­ munication skillsa must. Call 3964400 from 1pm. to 5 pm. MARKETING REP, set appts in bur office eves. :$8/hr + bonus. No sales. Call Toni, 956-9555. MODÊLS/ACTORS - Beautiful people needed for. hat’l ad cam­ paign. 266-6224. ;; . v . . . DRIVERS : LOCAL small pkg delivery svc1-eb. looking for p/t drivers. Flex hrs. Must have Own ecori. par. 530.-1617. NEW ENGLAND Massachusetts Brother-Sister Camps: On Camr : piis Interviews: Mah-Kee-Nac.for Boys/Danbee for Girls: C oun­ EARN CASH everyday passing selor positions for Program Spe­ out fly ers fo r G um bys Pizza. cialists: All Team Sports, espe­ Apply in person. 2107 S Rural. cially Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Corner Rural & Broadway. Field Hockey, Roller H ockey, Soccer, Weights/Fitness and Cy­ E A S T, CO AST su mirier c amp cling; other openings include Per­ jobs- Counselors & Staff - Boys forming Arts, Fine Arts, Potter, summer Camp/Mass. Top Salary,, Figure S kating, G ym nastics, rip/bd/laundry, travel allowance. Newspaper, Photography^ Year­ Must have skill in one o f the fol­ book, Radio Station, Rocketry, Ropes arid Rock climbing; All lowing activities; Archery, Base­ W aterfront A ctivities (Sw im ­ ball, Basketball, Drama, Drums, ming, Skiing, Sailing, Windsurf­ Football, Golf, Guitar, Ice’Hock­ ing, Canoeing/Kayaking). Great ey, Lacrosse, Lifeguard, Nature, salary, room, board and travel. N urses, Ph o to g rap h y , Piano, June 18th - A ugust 18th. Re­ Pool, Rocketry, Scuba, Secretary, cruiter will be on campus: Wed­ S occer, Sw im m ing, T en n is, nesday,: February 22nd I0-4pm. Track, Video, Watèr-ski, Wind­ Call for an appointm ent & in­ surfing, Weights, Wood. Call or formation. For more information w rite: C am p W inadu, 2255 contact: M ah-Kee-Nac (Boys) Glades Rd, Suite 406E, Boca Ra­ 190 Linden Avenue, Glen Ridge, ton, FL 33431. 1-800-494-6238. N .J. 07028, C all: 1-800-7539118. Danbee (Girls) 17 West­ EDUCATION MAJORS only. m inster D rive, M ontville, NJ Lunch supervision o f 6th, 7th, 07045. Call 1-800-392-3752. 8th graders. 11:40-1:40 Mon-Fri. $ 8/hr. Contact Brian Denham at NOW HIRING bartenders, cross Kyrene Middle School 496-4668. trained servers, cooks, dishwash­ ers, door host, bouncers, & mar­ EXECUTIVE ANS Svc needs re­ keting reps. Apply in person at liable. cheerful operators w ith California Hop. 1010 V/. South­ "You Bet" attitude. P/T M/T/Th ern Ave. 4-8pm, Wed 4-8:30pm> Sun 7-3. $6 starting. Must type 45Wpm, P/T EVES/WKNDS, outgoing/ know 10-key, comp exp, have re­ good phone voice; N o sales! liable trans. Call 264-4000 for int; $6/hr -<• bonus. Call Mr. Allen, 838-4333, ext. 3ft : ' GENERAL OFFICE, clérical po­ sitions available right now, heavy PERSON FOR household chores. telephone wprky flex hrs, M-FM ust be thorough & reliable. Don’t Wait! 784-2279. $7/hr, flexible hours. 839t-6614. WORK EVENINGS M-F $500$800 per month. Call Judd at 8949442 between 9am-5pm. PRESCHOOL NEAR Tri-City Mall now hiring pt/ft teachers & aides. 890-1849, RECEPTIONIST - Duties incl taking appts, answer phones, & retail sales. Icon H air, Scotts Fashion Sq. Charlene, 941-8656. ROSE G IR L w anted for rose sales in east valley night Clubs. Must be 19 & have owntranspor­ tation. Call 897-2728. ; SMALL CO. seeks sincere, per­ sonable, hardworking indiv for misc bookkeeping duties. Close to campus. Flex hrs. $5.25-$6/hr DOE. Call Chuck, 267-0864. SODASTOCKERS Needed immediately ! Two shifts avail to sto ck gro cery store w/beverage products. $5/hr plus 28) .172-1226 HELP W ANTEDCLERICAL JO B OPPORTUNITIES AZ RELAY Service has immed. openings for operators. 50 wpm a must. AH shifts ft/pt. $6.30/hr + xlnt benefits. Near ASU. Call 9294848. EOE. C R U ISE SH IPS now h irin g Earn up to $2,000+/month work­ ing on cruise ships or land-tour Companies. W orld travel. Sea­ sonal & full-tim e employment available. No experience neces­ sary, For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C59184. FOUR DATA entry pos. avail. AM's or PM's. Flex sched., ft/pt. We can work around your sched. A utom , 5226 S . 31 st Place. Phx. Beverly. 243-5200. OFFICE CLERK. Scotts location. M-Th 3-9pm (some later, nights req'd). Gen ofc/lgt data entry/cust sv c /e rra n d s/lg t clean u p . $5.50/hr Siisan, 443-8883. PART-TIME RECEPTIONIST, evenings & weekends. Apply in person at Scottsdale Jaguar, 6725 E. McDowell. HELP W ANTEDF O O D SERVICE BALBOA CAFE Acc apps for line cooks w/lVyr broiler exp. Must, be able to work nights. Also lunch hostess & food servers. Apply in person 2-5pm M-F. 404 S Mill Ave, Hayden Sq. CHOMPIES REST. 9301 E Shay now hiring 50 servers f/t & p/t. Great tips $$$. 860-0475 C O O K S NEEDED, p/t nights. Exp preferred but not nec. Great working atmosphere. Apply in person M-F 3-5pm. Minder Bin­ ders, 715 S. McClintockl BLIMPIE Help Wanted days & week-ends, 4 -6 hrs/day, A pply in person, Blimpie, 911 E. Broadway. EXPANDING C O LLECTIO N agency W/nationwide clientele looking for.self-motivated indiv. only! Competative starting salary w /full range o f benefits aft. 3 mo. on job. We treat our people right because we're building to­ wards die future. G ive us a call today & let's see if you could be the right indiv. to join our team. Call 222-8849, ask for Mr. Ro­ berts. RESTAURANTS/ BARS «b a t t o bead xhmt with E X T R A T IC K E T Featuring Don Young *E ve ry Thursday!* BOSTON'S McClintocïî & Curry • 921-7343 ZIO 'S ESPRESSO Lowest Prices in Temp, 15% O ff H12S3 ■ M M National Co! seeking energetic, enthusiastic indv. Great inc. po­ tential, flex hrs. Contact Kevin 804-1629 or 829-9120. S 10C WINGS DRAFTSS1 Bud. Bud Light Mon-Thur 3-7 p.m. Sat 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun 12-9 p.m. ig i BANDERSNATCH 5th St & Forest BREWPUB BUSINESS O P P O R T U N IT j!^ AREA MILLIONAIRE looking for ambitious people who want to make serious money. For a free 24 hour recorded message: 8048010.._________ . f o ' . y ■■ FAST CASH for Spring Break, own hours, ho obligation. SASE to SI Distribütors-P. PO Box 97, Murphysboro, IL 62966. C o ro n a B e e r $ 3 .0 0 22-oz. R ogue B eer $ 3 .5 0 22-oz. SUB STOP T onight 9 -C lo se BANQUET SERVERS 30 S e rv e rs n e e d e d fo r th e NBA Playoffs a t th e C ivic Plaza> W ill P a y $6.75 p e r h o u r t o q u a lif ie d c a n d i ­ dates. M ust h ave o r be w ill­ in g to buy:. •Black T uxedo Pante /S k irt • W hite T uxedo Shirt ¿Black C um berburid , fcBlack B ow Tie Jpin the excitem ent; a n d be a p a rt of the action! A pply in p erson Mori-Fri 10a.m .-3 p.m . IMPORTED BEER JAZZ SALADS GOURMET COFFEE 222 E. University Dr., Tempe .ontlniv. between College/Forest 967-7744 TONIGHT PIERSONS all d o m e s tic s FU N D R A IS IN G PI KAPPA Alpha - Get ready to Win the I K Socce* Tourney on Sat! ¥ Your coaches- Kim & Tiff. FA ST FU N D R A ISE R - R aise $500 in 5 days - Greeks, groups, clubs, m otivated individuals. Fast, easy - No ftnancial obliga­ tion. (800) 775-3851 ext. 33. PERSONALS $19.99 FOR á full set of nails at Wizzards Hair Studio is an awe­ some deal. Deanna. 967-2360. ATTN ALL Greeks: Ozzies Bar & Grille welcomes you back with 20% off any menu item. Just wear your letters. ATTN GREEKS: All Greek Cabo trip selling out. Don’t be left out on Arizona's biggest All G reek Spring B reak Trip w ith ASU* UofÁ, N A U ;tlSC ,CSU ,U N LV . C all Dan a t 997-4652 or 2714896. -, • CABO SPRING B reak alm ost sold put. Prices starting at $339. Call Dan, 271-4896 or 997-4652. C O LLE G E TO U R S S pring B reak ASU. # I S pring Break Tour Operator; Owned, and op­ erated by ASU alums. For info on Cabo or Maz call p a n at 2714896 or 997-4652. A IO AND their Sigm a Kappa coaches will win again this year!! Denise and Jennifer EXPERIENCE IN N ER peace Free meditation workshop. Con­ cert - music for meditation. ASU M em orial U nion - C hryscolía Rm. Feb. 7, 8, 9th - 7:00-9:00 p.m. For info Call 431-8431 after 5:00 p.m. Debz & Mariz say "Right on!" to the Delta Pledges. You guys are Dy-noo-mite!!! N O -C O V E R Ä Pool Room, Arcade, Menu, GOOD LUCK Kappa Sigma at Kick in the Grass on Saturday. Luv, your Coaches. K a ra o k e HAVE YOU checked out Ozzies Bar & G rille? H ottest spot in Tempe, Forest & University. : HELP W A NTEDC H IU > C A R |_ _ HAVING PROBLEMS - need so­ lutions - looking for answ ers? Quo Vadis Books - in the Arches, 120 C, EUniVereity. Rural & Apache 894-2662 BABYSITTER FOR toddler & baby in Scottsdale. Must have car & references. Wed. & Fri. morn­ ings. Kathleen 922-9221 : sin s. BABYSITTERS & NANNIES, Set your own schedule. Days, ev es & /o r w knds. $4.25$6.70/hr. 345-2433 ; ; Where ASU Goes fo r Pizza INTERESTED IN pledging a fra­ ternity? A Hispanic-Founded fra­ ternity is being formed here. An­ yone interested, please contact Marcos Voss at 967-2680 or 2034771. All races encouraged to in­ quire. PIZZA & PASTA T H IR S T Y TH U R S D A Y C H ILD C A R E , ev es & o c ca ­ sional wknds, for 2 girls, ages 4 & 7. Must be dependable & able to in te ra c t. Jen n ifer, 437O405(days), 838-0745 (eves). JA N IC E IN C alifornia. G ood luck on your written CBEST test, on 4 Feb. Love, Unohu. $ 1 41 All 12 oz. Bottles TEACHER, ELEMENTARY for residential treatment center. Spe­ cial Ecf & AZ Certified, salary DOE, no formal exp nec, send, re­ sume PQ Box 3828, Scottsdale,, ÀZ85271. ’ KAPPA SIGMA really knowS'how to score! Good luck at Sigma Kappa Soccer Toumey! Love, your coaches Heather and Jade. Bud • Amstel • Sam Adams • St. Pauli Heineken • Becks • Coors Light Molson • Bartles & Jaymes 9 6 8 -6 6 6 6 1 3 0 1 E . U n iv e rs ity A L A S K A JO BS Fishing industry. Earn to $3,000-$6,000+ per month. Room & Board & Transportation! Male or Female. No experience necessary! (206) 545-4155 ext A59183 JOB n SPENCER THE GARDENER from Santa Barbara, CA 990 990 TA IL BEERS JAGERS til 9 p.m. after 9 p.m. For a G o o d T im e call 9 6 6 -1 3 0 0 if 1 J JTIKA W ILL crush the competi­ tion @ I K S o ccer T ourney ! You’re the best! ¥Kim & Tiff. ITKA: GOOD Tuck on Saturday! ¥ Your I K Coaches. M AZATLAN SPRING B reak starting at $339. Selling out fast. Call Dan, 271-4896 or 997-4652. S tate P r e ss C l a ss if ie d s * G r ee k s State Press back issues can be picked up at the Information Desk in the Basement of Matthews Center T h is c o u ld b e y o u V alen tin e's night.«* IF GRANDMA LOVÉS the first two and is ready for another baby to spoil and love, and so are we. Fun loving, devoted A secure couple with 5 and 4 yr old adopted sons aré seeking a baby girl to com­ plete our family. Call Richard A Tammy, 8 97^130.::. y o u sta r te d th e d a y w ith a SERVICES RESUME. W RITING your re­ sume? Learn how to avoid the 20; m ost com m on m istakes. A lso get the top 10 most successful resumes o f 1994. Price $8.95.: N .C .S. 7620 M eK eU ips 4 6 l‘ Scottsdale, ÁZ 85257' State Press V a le n tin e L ove Line. 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