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Gifts for grads
G ra d u a tio n a n d g if ts go h a n d - in - h a n d .
W hether your tastes run to posh celebrations of
success or practical provisions for th e grad ’s new
adventure, th e re 's som ething for everyone in th e
gift suggestions th a t follow.
W hether thé grad on your gift list Just finished
h ig h sch o o l, co lleg e o r a v o catio n al sch o o l,
th e re ’s no b etter way to wrap up a gift th a n w ith
a card th a t expresses yoftr sentim ents-w hether
passionate pride, intense relief or a simple “well
done.”
As for th e gifts them selves, th e sentim ental
favorites often are commemorative item s m eant
to last a lifetim e-golden pens, silver p la tte rs,
ornate w atches or pieces of jewelry. One favored
form of jewelry is th e graduate ring, emblazoned
with th e em blem , slogan or nam e o f th e grad’s
alm a m ater, as well as t he year of graduation.
S im p le ite m s su ch a s in s p ira tio n a l coffee
m ugs also can la st a lifetim e—and are likely to
come in handy for a graduate trying to keep pace
■with th e rigors o f hig h er education or th e work­
place- While you’re at it, p resen t th e grad with a
coffee m aker äs well to ensure th a t he never runs
sh o rt of fuel.
In fact, since nearly every grad will shortly se t
u p new digs, ju s t about anÿ type o f houseware or
small appliance can m ake for a wonderfully prac­
tical gift. Kitchen ideas span th e likes of toast­
e rs , b le n d e rs, cookw are, d is h e s a n d th e allim portant first Cookbook-buf don’t Overlook th e
likes of furniture, televisions, and linens for bed
and bath.
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O ther practical gifts include personal planners
and briefcases perfect for young execs or harried
students.
Luggage is a n o th e r p ra c tic a l g ift t h a t can
prove to lx' lasting-and especially yeelcome when
p aire d w ith tick ets for a well earn ed vacation
before the: grad sta rts on th e next phase of h is

academ ic or work life.
Also c o n sid e r th e w onderful s e n s ib ility o f
clothing. W hether the grad is headed off to col­
lege in a clim ate different th an h is former home
or to a professional work environment, h e ’s likely
to need a new wardrobe.
If th e grad will be away from hom e for th e
first tim e, i t ’s likely h e ’ll ap p reciate a profes­
sio n al fam ily p h o to g rap h to k eep hom e town
m em ories close, as well as a magazine subscrip­
tion th a t will ensure th e p ro sp ect o f receiving
regular mail.
Consider also a yearlong gift such as a m onth­
ly delivery of flowers or specialty foods th a t will
keep you in th e g rad u ate’s th o u g h ts and keep
him assured of a support group.
J u s t as a
re c e n t g rad u ate will w ant to k eep fam ily and
friends in mind, so also will h e enjoy p arapher­
nalia th a t rem in d s him of th e in stitu tio n h e ’s
leaving behind-or ju s t entering.
C h eck o u t th e college b o o k sto re for item s
em blazoned w ith th e school’s insignia-everything from caps to cups, stadium seats to sweat
s h ir ts , T -s h irts to g o lf te e s , sw e a te rs to s ta ­
tionery, backpacks to coffee-table books, and all
sorts of decals and decor for automobiles.
I f th e g ra d is a m e m b er o f a fra te rn ity or
sorority, th ese organizations often have catalogs
of m erchandise emblazoned With th e ir em blem s
a s well.
Along th e sam e line, if th e graduate will con­
tinue to live in th e town of h is alm a m ater, p re­
sent him w ith season tickets to th e b e st of th e
varsity sports or to th e university's theatrical or
musical productions.
And for folks wanting to give gifts th a t rank
high on both th e scales of poshness and practi­
cality, consider th e likes of personal com puters
and cars.

W r a p i t r ig h t
b e f o r e y b t t s h ip i t
(N A PS)-Since you’ye ta k e n th e'' tim e to
choose th e perfect holiday gift, why not take
a few m ore rpinutes to ensure th a t it arrives
safely by wrapping and addressing it correct­
ly? Fallow th e se helpful tip s from th e U.S.
Postal Service throughout th e year to m ake
sure your packages a re delivered to th e cor-1
rect address, on tim e an d in good shape:
» Select a container strong enough to prote ct th e contents during handling. Fiberboard
co n ta in e rs a re g en erally stro n g enough to
s h ip m o s t m aterials. Y our local p o st office
offers packaging products designed for safe
a n d sound delivery.'
• Leave space inside: th e carton for Cush­
ioning. T h e co n tain er sh o u ld h av e enough
space to hold th e contents p his cushioning to
p rev en t dam age. L eakproof co n tain ers and
mailing m aterials should be used if shipping
liquids. Item s which have a n odor should b e
placed j h a container w hich is im perm eable
:to th e contents. I .
• P re v e n t c o n te n ts fro m s h iftin g , a n d '
absorb shock by using good cushioning m ate­
rials such a s polystyrene, sh red d ed or rolled
new spapers, b u b b le p la stic an d fiberboard
inserts..,
w U sed reinforced tape-don’t u se twine and
cord; th e y tend to catch and bind in m ail pro­
cessing equipment.
i M ark th e ad d ress and th e zip code clear­
ly an.d m ake special m arkings to a le rt th e
Postal Service to packages th a t a re fragile or
should n o t bend. If you are shipping fram ed
photographs, it is a good id e a to remove th e
glass and w rap it separately.
• Include a return ad d ress label inside th e
package prior to wrapping and sending.

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P age 4

Protect yourself against credit card fraud
(NAPS)-Credit card fraud is a growing th rea t
to consum ers and b u sin ess alike. In 1992, for
example, credit card issuers’ losses due to fraud
were more than 0860 million.
You can b eco m e a v ic tim o f c r e d it fra u d
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d ata to someone over th e phone who m isled you
intx) thinking you were ordering a product from a
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without your knowledge.
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them of possible fraudulent accounts or unautho­
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receives over 200 phone calls and le tte rs each
day from consum ers who believe they have been
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fra u d u le n t acc o u n ts or c h a rg e s an d p la c e s a
fraud statem ent on the consum er’s credit file to
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Tuesday. December 6. 1994

A n Original S w iss A rm y
Knife can help everyone
on your holiday gift list
(N U )-Life’s li ttl e em erg en ciesfrom loose th re a d s to minor home
and car repairs-have a nasty hab it
of cropping up w hen they are least
expected and you’re least prepared;
Why riot help everyone on your holi­
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\ic to r i n o x O rig in a l S w iss A rm y
Knife?
I t’s the perfect choice, even for
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th e s e h a n d y p ro b le m -s o lv e rs ,
because one is never enough. Many
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and O riginal Sw iss Army Knife in
several places; briefcase or purse,
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One of the newest Original Swiss
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im p le m e n ts, in clu d in g a sc isso r,
cu ticle p u s h e r and nail file w ith
cleaner into a 2.25-inch-long case
th a t can lit neatly onto a key chain
o r anyw here you n eed to b e p re ­
pared. At a suggested retail price of
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cham p, too!
When you’re looking for a more
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to fit in a shaving kit, cosm etic bag
or backpack, th e “T rav eler’s K it”
h a s v irtu a lly a ll o f th e e s s e n tia l
tools for th e ro ad o r in th è g re a t
outdoors!
T h e k i t c o n ta in s a p o w e rfu l
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Your own best holiday gift-getting organized!
R em em ber ho lid ay s p a s t-fille d w ith s tre s s
a n d d e p re s s io n from w a itin g in lo n g lin e s ,
crowds of. shoppers, money worries and m ental
fatigue, not to mention physical exhaustion and
lack of energy from having to “Shop” for th e p e r­
fect gift for a special someone?
A new approach with th e sam e gift giving goal
for future holidays can offer you an enjoyable
experience filled w ith tim e to enjoy th e holidays,
financially saving and even enough energy left
over to share your love with others. No longer do
we have to dread th e holidays, rushing about to
buy last-m inute gifts. By “G etting Organized” we
can manage our tim e throughout th e year to save
tim e right now and enjoy a less stressful gift-giv­
ing holiday season. It can be a fun experience
adopting som e or all of th e following holiday
gift-giving suggestions:
If th e shortage o f shopping tim e h as always
been a problem during th e holiday season, th en
give yourself more tim e by controlling your own
tim e early on. Develop a tim e-m anagem ent s tra t­
egy h)’ starting your prelim inary list in th e down­
tim e after New Year’s and before th e first round
of bills start arriving at th e end of January, This
is an especially good tim e since your gift receiv­
ing thank-yous are s till fresh in your m ind. A new
list for next year is easy to establish from those

nam es. Even if January h as already passed, it’s th e m ental perm ission to a lte r your lis t a t any
never too late to begin developing your list even tim e up until th e tim e of purchase. You Can also
m ake your lis t le ss detailed w ith ju s t th e first
starting today.
W hen m aking your list, know for w hom you two columns and not th e rem aining two columns.
w ant to buy. Initially, you may not know h is /h e r Or expand your list to whatever headings fit your
lik e s an d d is lik e s , b u t a t le a s t j o t dow n th e personal needs. A good exam ple of someone on
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Good athletic shoes-a gift to yourself
Choices, choices, choices! Air this, Shaq that, cushioned running shoe th a t will b e perfect for
gel here, pressurized gas th ere. How d o es th e your foot. Now you can buy m odels th a t prevent
average Jo e without a degree in biom echanics supination (shoe tends to w ear on th e outside of
th e so le ) o r o v e rp ro n atio n (foot ro lls in too
figure out w hat athletic shoe to buy?
Thé decision-making process can actually be much).
Even if you’re not going to buy running shoes,
reduced to two simple steps.
Step 1: What will you be doing in th e shoes? you sh o u ld w alk into th e running section and
The beauty’ of today’s highly specialized shoe p ick up one o f today’s high-tech sp ecials-th eir
market is that you can find a shoe th a t is p re ­ lightness (as low as 11 ounces for th e Asics Gelcisely designed for almost every ath letic activity. Exult) will am aze you.
B a sk e tb a ll sh o e p rices, a re very s te e p , b u t
The benefits to th e consumer are increased com­
th ere are always discounts on th e previous year’s
fort and less chance of injury.
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the fit, stupid.” Try on lots of different m odels R eebok Shaq A ttack was actually th e Worst p er­
former in a Zillions magazine performance te s t of
and pick the one th a t b est fits your foot.
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D esp ite M ichael J o r d a n ’s re tire m e n t, Nike
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C ross-trainers m ake sense if you m ix up your
workouts. However, if you spend m ore th a n h alf
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by THOMAS JOSEPH

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ACROSS
1 Command
to the
band
6 Remove,
as clothing
10 W ear
away
11 Improvise
onstage
13 Shake­
speare’s
Athenian
14 Queen, in
Spain
15 Exploit
1$ Morse
symbol
18 Tablet for
notes
19 Jules
Verne
character
22 Blunder
23 Occupy
the throne
24 Actress
Irene
27 Campaign
ad target
28 Historic
ages
29 Order's
partner
30 Jules
Verne
character
35 Justice
Fortas
3 6 “GoHy!"
37 Once
around
the track
36 Sister’s
daughter
40 Alan Ladd
role

42 The Evil
One
43 Become
prevalent
44 Sala­
mander
45 Regions

Answers
in
Second
Section

DOWN
1 Indignant

(si)
2 Kind of
coffee or
Stew
3 Marisa
of “My
Cousin
Vinny”
4 Altar
promise
5 Offers
6 Pub
game
7 Keats
creation
8 Go
f

.2

3

port
27 Actress
Redgrave
29 Untruth
31 Actor's
represen­
tative
32 Overjoy
33 Craze
34 Starts
the
bidding
39 Crow cry
41 That girl

bonkers
9 Swindle
(out of)
12 Wolve­
rine’s kin
17 Rowboat
need
20 Minimum
amount
21 Sad look
24 Pie nuts
25 Mecca
native
26 Tahitian
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S t a t e P re ss F in a l E d it io n

S h oes------------- ’Tis the season for colds, flus and allergies
ContiniTii) from page 14.
th is m arket. Pum a h a s re-released
th e s u e d e “ C ly d e ” a n d l e a th e r
“B ask et” m o d els th a t w ere origi­
n a lly p o p u la r in th e e a rly ‘7 0 s,
w hile th e classic Converse C huck
T aylor b a s k e tb a ll s n e a k e r is an
urbiui style-setter, coming in many
exotic designs.
If you take aerobics classes twice
a week, you should definitely p u r­
c h a se specially d esig n ed aerobic
shoes (Avia, Brooks and Reebok are
the industry leaders). W ide-heeled
running shoes will trip you up, and
c ro ss-tra in e rs d o n ’t h av e enough
cushioning. When choosing an aero ­
bics shoe, look Tor lateral support
and a sm ooth area on th e balls of
your feet for pivoting.
Y es, w a lk in g . R e s e a rc h h a s
show n t h a t w a lk e rs n e e d s h o e s
w ith lo w er h e e ls th a n r u n n e r s
(N ik e A ir H e a lth W a lk e r P lu s ),
while race walkers need a thinner,
m o re fle x ib le m id s o le (R e e b o k
Limbo). As th is paper w ent to press
there was still no word on a sitting
shoe, specially designed for rep eat­
edly crossing your legs.

Come cold w eather, colds and th e flu begin making
th e ir seasonal rounds-and all m ost of us, do is bundle
up and hope for th e best.
For m ost of us, however, th is approach doesn’t work.
T he average ad u lt suffers two to four colds annually,
while six to 10 colds is average for preschool children.
Influenza, or th e flu, is also a common problem th a t
can escalate into complications as severe as death.
While th e cold and flue are grouped together as win­
te r h ealth woes, it’s actually essential that, a person
suffering from discom fort distinguish w hether he h as a
chid, flu or allergies so th a t h e may trea t it properly.
A cold com es on slowly, usually over th e course of a
day or twro. You may feel tired , weak and suffer mild
aches and pains, b u t you probably won’t have a fever or
a h ead ach e. Sore th ro a ts are common, b u t coughing
generally is minimal.
T he flu com es on suddenly. W ithin a few hours you
feel exhausted and develop chills, headache and allover aeliiness. You may have a fever several days in a
row an d c o u ld re m a in w e a k a n d tir e d for u p to a
month.
S o re th r o a ts a re le s s com m on th a n w ith a cold,
w hereas coughing can b e severe.
A lthough colds and allerg ies sh a re sim ilar symptom s-runny nose, sneezing, scratchy th ro at-co ld s go
away after a week or so, w hile allergies linger. Another
noticeable difference: w ith allergies, nasal secretions
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wise to see an allergist for recom m endations on p re ­
scription m edications th a t may have fewer side effects.
Allergists also can apply skin te sts th a t isolate th e
cause o f an allergies so th a t sufferers can avoid irrita n ts-su ch as staying indoors w’hen pollen counts are
high, or avoiding contact w ith p ets, or staying away
from certain foods.
In som e cases, allergists will recom m end inhalers
and allergy sh o ts as courses of treatm ent.
As for fighting th e flu, th e b e st b e t is to get a flu
shot. T his inoculation will prevent th e flu for about 80
percent o f healthy people who receive it.
W hile anyone can b e n e fit from th e s e sh o ts, th e y
especially are recom m ended for people over 65, anyone
With asth m a or bronchitis and those w ith a weakened
immune system, h e a rt disease or lung disease.
People who can’t have a shot due to allergies can try
am antadine, a prescription antiviral drug th a t’s effec­
tive in preventing th e flu of lessening its severity once
you have it.
As for colds, they are b e s t prevented by eliminating
germ s as much as possible. Wash your hands frequent­
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sharing cloth towels, and use a household disinfectant
to kill cold germ s on doorknobs, toys, telephone
T urn to S ickness, page 18.

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ACROSS
1 Barbra’s
“Funny
Girl"
co-star
S Try to get,
at an
auction
10 Plumbing
piece
11 Jockey
Eddie
12 Actor
Baldwin
13 Appeared
14 Polaris
161974
John
Carpenter
film
20 Must
23 Conceit
24 Wipe
clean
25 Kate, for
one
27 Actress
MacGraw
28 Play
parts
29 Texan
flag
symbol
32 Like top
hotels
36 Minstrel's
tune
39 Aura
40 Noted
cow
owner
41 Verve
42 Ror­
schach
offerings
43 Longings

DOWN
1 October
birthstone
2 Actor
O'Shea
3 Mimicked
4 Wanes
5 Start a
pool
game
6 Bakery
workers
7 Beavers'
work .
8 Mine
yield
9 Tacit okay
11 Jetsons'
pooch
15 Glut
17 Sea flyer
18 Writer
James
19 Tiers

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30 One of

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Sickness.
O ffice b u ild in g s w ith p o o r
in d o o r a i r q u a lity c a u s e flu
sym ptom s in 5 0 m illion' people
each year, according to Working
W om an m agazine, co stin g 515
b illio n in v is its to th e d o cto r.
H eadaches and fatigue are com­
m on signs o f poor air quality.

M edical M y th s
H e re a r e a few o ld h o m e
r e m e d ie s you s h o u ld av o id :
D o n ’t a p p ly b u t t e r to b u r n s ,
d o n ’t t r e a t u lc e r s w ith m ilk ,
d on’t slap a choking person on
th e back, an d don’t use alcohol
b ath s to reduce a fever.

To prevent dehydration; d rin k lots of fluids-w arm
from page 15.
receivers, bathroom fixtures and th e rem ote control. liq u id s su ch as ch ick en b ro th and h e rb a l te a s will
Also co n sid er opening windows slightly-poor ventila­ so o th e a sore th ro a t an d relieve congestion, as will
tion allows th e virus to linger longer.
breathing steam from a h ot shower.
Some experts claim th a t hot, dry indoor air is th e
Over-the-counter m edications such as decongestants,
culprit behind many w inter colds as a lack of hum idity a sp irin and cough su p p re ssa n ts also frequently are
m akes it m ore difficult for th e respiratory system to helpful-especially if you lim it use to rem edies th a t ta r­
function effectively. They therefore suggest th e use of a get only th e symptoms you have.
v aporizer or h u m id ifie r to in crease indoor levels of
While th e results of several studies indicate th a t ta k ­
humidity.
ing vitam in C may prevent colds or ease th e ir symp­
O nce c o n tr a c te d , a c o ld o r flu h a s to ru n i t s tom s, still other research h as failed to show th is corre­
course-three to 10 days for a cold, a w eek or longer for lation. The bottom line is th a t it’s w ise to aim to m eet
th e flu. The good news is th a t th e re are lo ts of rem e­
th e recom m ended daily allowance of 60 m illigram s of
d ies available to alleviate th e sym ptom s w hile you’re
vitamin C p er day, and it won’t h u rt to take a b it more.
suffering.
Rem em ber, however, th a t too m uch vitam in C can
The b e st rem edy o f Cold arid flu symptoms, especial­
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1 Map
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6 Golfer
W alter
11 Rubbish
12 San
Antonio
landmark
13 Fattier of
medicine
15 Small bill
16 Children’s
card
game
17 Before, in
verse
18 Argent
20 Periodi­
cal, for
short
21 Museum
fill
22 FDR’S
pooch
23 Highland­
ers
26 Jitterbug’s
kin
27 Swabs
the deck
28 Chess
piece
29 Royal
flush top
30 Adam of
“Saturday
Night
Live”
34 Francisco
or Diego
35 Attempt
36 Citrus
drink
37 Sea horse
genus
40 Labor
group

41 Show
surprise,
e.g.
42 Trifling
43 Stunned
states
DOWN
1 Friend of
Porthos
and Aramis
2 Singer
Lopez
3 Jacket
part
4 Nile
snake
5 Prenatal
parties
6 Anderson
of “Dave’s
World"
7 In the
style of
8 Sentry

Puzzle #6

9 Green
gem
10 Small
bouquet
14 Super­
market aid
19 Tubs
22 Locate
23 Demolish
24 Colom­
bian
export
25 One kind
of mining

26 Nautical
rope
28 Painter
Chagall
30 Impassive
31 Bolivia’s
largest
city
32 Draw out
33 Takes it
easy
38 Cook's
need
39— culpa

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Learning to cope during the holiday season
Many of u s strive for perfection, w hich by its medical maladies. But many therapies are avail­
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If you're th e perfectionist who Just h as a h ard
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by THOMAS JOSEPH
ACROSS
1 Sir
Anthony’s
“Shadowlands’ costar
6 Dishonor
11 Spoken
12 Winter
drink
13 Spilt over
14 Copter
part
15 Maintain
17 Tier
19 Laura’s
TV hubby
20 Cote cry
23 French
schools
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foreign
travel
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29 inconstant
30 Popular
answer
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32 Convened
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star
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5 Sticks
6 Clean
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To get th e b e s t h e a lth care, you m u st w ork Doctor” (Consumer Reports Books) reprints sev­
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th a n you do, so don’t b e afraid to be your own w ith your doctor.
To find a new physician w hen you peed one,
advocate. You can m ake a healthful difference.
F irst things first: You should tru st and respect Lipman suggests th a t you ask a health-care professional-a doctor, m u se or technician-or your
your doctor. If you don’t, find a new physician.
’’Patients shouldn’t tolerate w hat they see as local hospital for recommendations.
O nce you h a v e a d o c to r w o rk in g fo r you,
high-handed or inconsiderate behavior on th e
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advises Dr. Marvin M. Lipman, Consumers Union
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fear of snakes or anxiety.
f r o m page 22 .
Goleman believes behavioral therapy is m ost
Dr. D aniel G olem an, a psychologist, w rote
th a t you should choose th e proper th erap ist by effective “when your problem is clearly defined,
being an informed consumer. Narrow your choic­ such as a fear o f snakes”; while cognitive therapy
es to those who perform th e kind of therap 3r you is m ost effective “for depression and perhaps for
are seeking. G e t referrals from your prim ary care anxiety d iso rd ers such as agoraphobia, fear of
physician or from your local professional psy­ appearing in public places. ”
chotherapy or psychiatric associations. National
H e re c o m m e n d s s e e k in g fam ily th e ra p y ,
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w here th e focus is on relationship p attern s and
American Psychiatric Association and American
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D.C. G olem an fu rth e r ad v ises th a t you call you are in a troubled m arriage or in an intense
th ree th erap ist candidates by phone and follow situation with a child. H e says supportive th e ra ­
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your first impressions.
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Overcoming a bad habit can save a lile
W hat don’t you like?1How does smoking-purg­ providing a prescription for nicotine patches to
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You simply give up control of your life to a sub­
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W hether to a substance such as alcohol, tobac­ and you may be able to ask h im if h e ’d like to dosages gradually being reduced until th e crav­
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eating disorder, compulsive exercising or exces­ group tre a t m ent such as Nicotine Anonymous or
In o th e r in stan ces, pro fessio n als may re fe r
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recovering addicts to substance abuse treatm ent
Once a person is aware th a t he h as a problem or behavior d iso rd er reh ab ilitatio n centers. In
every instance is th e realization on th e p a rt of
and is ready to seek change, professional help
the addict th at lie is an addict.
sev ere c a se s, h o s p ita liz a tio n is re q u ire d -fo r
Some people Come to th is realization on th e ir often is essential to success. To begin, ta lk w ith a e x a m p le , to supply intravenous nutrition for an
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I t’s much clearer today th a t w hat
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sh eer longevity. There are relation­
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In 1988, th e surgeon general, th e
U S. Public H ealth Sendee and th e
National Academy of Sciences re c ­
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among Americans precisely because
o f th e lin k s u b sta n tia te d betw een
diet and disease.
Those recom m endations suggest­
ed that we reduce fat intake, espe­
cially satu rated fat, reduce choles­
terol and sodium intake, .m aintain
appropriate body w eight, and con­
sume adequate am ounts of calcium
and fiber.
H ere a r c so m e o f th e re a s o n s
why, according to th e U.S. Fcxxl and
Drug Administration:
• D iets low in satu rated fat and
cholesterol and rich in fruits, veg­
etables and grain products th at con­
tain sonic types o f dietary filter, p ar­
ticularly soluble fiber, may reduce
the risk of heart disease.
• Diets low in sodium may reduce
th e ris k o f h ig h b lo o d p re s s u r e ,
which can contribute to h eart d is ­
e a s e ; th e m o s t com m on form o f
sodium is table salt.
• Low-fat d ie ts rich in fiber-con­
tain in g g rain p ro d u c ts, fru its and
vegetables may reduce th e risk of
some types of cancer.
• Low calcium intake is one risk
factor of osteoporosis, a condition of
lowered Itone m ass or density. ,
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p ercen tag es o f U.S. recom m ended
daily allowances of certain vitam ins
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The new la b els te ll u s how th e
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daily d ie t, lis ts th e s a tu ra te d fat,
c h o le ste ro l an d d ie ta ry fib er p e r
serving, and even lis ts how m any
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overall calories.
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Nutrition____ —
C on tin u ed from pa g e 2 6 .

T he American H eart Association
and American D ietetic Association
recom m end th a t no m ore th a n 30
p e rc e n t o f d a ily c a lo rie s s h o u ld
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Sodium in ta k e (w h at we o ften
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M ore Nutritionr ie s , how m an y g ra m s a r e low ?
ly, and d rink no or only m oderate Blonz o ffers som e u se fu l b e n c h ­
marks;
am ounts of alcohol.
An average, a lig h tly to m o d er­
So how do you make adjustm ents
in your d ie t, knowing th e se basic ately active woman, 25 to 50 years
fa c ts? H ere a re som e useful tip s old, 5 fe e t 4 in c h e s ta ll an d 120
from “Why Should I E at B e tte r? ” pounds req u ires about 2,200 calo­
rie s a day; a m an, sam e age an d
(Avery) by Lisa Messinger.
activity, 5 feet 10 in ch es ta ll and
W hat exactly is low fat?
“T h in k th a t for every 100 calo­ 174 pounds, about 2,900 calories.
The woman could e a t 49 gram s of
rie s o f a p ro d u c t you eat, ideally
th e r e s h o u ld b e no m o re th a n 3 fat a day if sh e were trying to keep
fat intake to no more than 20 p e r­
gram s of fat ,” Messinger advises.
O ne te a sp o o n o f s a lt c o n ta in s cent of h er daily calories; 73 grams
2,300 m illigram s; rem em ber th a t to keep fat intake to no more th an
w h e n y o u ’re r e m e m b e rin g th e 3 0 p e r c e n t. T h e m a n c o u ld e a t
guideline to lim it sodium intake to a b o u t 6 3 g ra m s fo r 20 p e r c e n t
3,000 m illigram s p e r day. A low- intake, 95 gram s for 30 percent. A
sodium product would contain less 1,400-calorie d ie t would include no
th a n 140 m illig ram s p e r serving; m ore th a n 31 g ram s o f fa t for 20
very low, le ss th a n 35 m illigram s percent intake, 47 gram s for 30 p er­
cent. .
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p e r serving.
Blonz’s d ie t for a h ealth y h e a rt
A product labeled low in choles­
te ro l would co n tain le ss th a n 20 contains th e antioxidant vitam ins E,
m illigram s of cholesterol p er serv­ C an d b e ta - c a r o te n e , a s W ell a s
other minerals. G et vitamin E from
ing.
“The Really Simple No Nonsense w h eat germ , n u ts an d s e e d s and
Nutrition G uide” (C'onari Press) by th e i r o ils . B e ta - c a r o te n e ’s b e s t
Edward R. Blonz, Fh.D., also offers sources are sweet potatoes, papaya,
som e useful „facts. As we begin to apricots and d ark yellow and green
T n cx to M ore N it r it io x , page 3 0 .
count gram s o f fat as well as calo­
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29 .

v e g e ta b le s. V ita m in A, w h ich is
m a d e in t h e b o d y fro m b e t a
carotene, is also found in fortified
foods, egg yolks and liver.
G ood s o u r c e s o f v ita m in C
include c itru s an d tro p ical fru its,
melons, b erries, peppers, broccoli.’
S e le n iu m is a v a lu a b le m in e ra l
found in seafood, c ere als, m eats,
w hole grain s, B razil n u ts. Zinc is
another im portant m ineral found in
oysters, whole grains, seafood, and
organ meats.
Blohz's anti-cancer d ie t contains
beta-carotene, vitamin C, selenium,
zinc, vitamins E and A, and omega-3
fats from fish such as salmon.
“Yogurt, too, may tu rn out to be
an im portant anti-cancer weapon,”
says Blbnz. “A recent clinical study1
a t th e U niv ersity o f C alifornia at
Davis found th a t a daily intake of
yogurt (with active cultures) had a
positive effect on th e im m une sys­
tem .”
G ood g u y s fo r b o ls te r in g th e
im m u n e s y s te m in c lu d e b e ta caroteiic. vitam ins E, C and A, sele­
nium, zinc, omega-3 fatty acids, as
well as vitamin B-6, which is found
in chicken, fish, liver, pork and eggs
as well a s brow n rice, soy b ean s,
whole wheat, oats, peanuts and wal­
nuts.
.
Folic acid is an im m une-system
booster found in liver, yeast, leafy
v e g e ta b le s , le g u m e s a n d so m e
fruits. Iron is another contained in
m eats, eggsj vegetables and cereals,
B lo h z ’s b a s ic p r in c ip le s fo r
ad o p tin g th e s e facts in o u r daily

■d ie ts in c lu d e : M ake y o u r d i e t ’s
foundation g rain s, vegetables and
fruits; aim for a t le ast five servings
(about one piece of fruit, 1 cup o f
leafy vegetable, 1 /2 cup o f fruit or
cooked vegetables) p e r day of fresh
fruits and vegetables. Don’t overdo
anim al-based foods. Follow* p rin ci­
ples of balance, variety and m odera­
tion.
• Caffeine. “ Except for th e side
effects from s u d d e n w ith d raw al,
th ere are no wcl 1-established prob­
le m s a s s o c ia te d w ith Caffeine in
m o d e ra te am o u n ts, w h ich tr a n s ­
lates to no more th an a few cups (of
caffeinated beverages including cof­
fee, te a a n d c o la ) a d a y ,” sa y s
Blonz.
B ut M essinger points o u t th a t a
1990 study by scien tists at Boston
U n iv ersity an d Brow n U n iv ersity
showed th a t people who d ran k a lot
o f Coffee, te a o r c a ffe in a te d cola
were more ap t to develop osteoporo­
s is . A 19() 1 S ta n fo rd U n iv e rsity
study showed th a t healthy m en who
"drank 3 to 6 cups o f coffee a day
saw a significant drop in blood pres­
sure when they stopped drinking it,
an d m o st p h y sic ia n s reco m m en d
p re g n a n t w om en to sto p d rin k in g
coffee.
M eanw hile, th e FDA la b e ls caf­
fe in e a s “ g e n e ra lly r e g a r d e d a s
safe.”
• Water. “ I t’s tru e th a t drinking
p len ty o f w ater can h e lp you lose
w eight,” says Messinger.
T h at’s because w ater h elp s your
liver and k id n ey s function. W ater
also helps flush but your system.

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This year we're doing it again! Every Sunday (but
ONLY on Sunday), Mike Pulos of The Spaghetti
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dinner you order! It‘s our 2-for-1 SUNDAY ASU
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Any day o f the week, fo r lunch or dinner, The
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affordable price. But the SUNDAY ASU SPECIAL
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“T h o se w atc h in g t h e i r w e ig h t
sh o u ld try to d rin k e ig h t 8-ounce
g la sse s o f w a te r p e r day. A dd ah
extra glass for every 25 pounds of
excess w eight.”
• V egetarianism , T he A m erican
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a t lower risk for noninsulin-depen­
dent diab etes, have lower ra te s of
hypertension, osteoporosis, kidney
stones and gallstones th a n nonvege­
ta ria n s . M o rtality from co ro n ary
artery disease is lower in vegetari­
ans th an nonvegetarians.
V egetarians have low er ra te s o f
m o rta lity from colon can cer th a n
does th e g en eral population. T h a t
m ay b e d u e t o in c r e a s e d fib e r
intake, decreased intake of total fat,
cholesterol and increased intakes of
fruits and vegetables. ”
M essin g er d o e s p o in t o u t t h a t
strict vegetarians who never e a t any
anim al p ro d u cts m u st g et vitam in
B -12, D, iro n a n d c a lc iu m fro m
o th e r s o u rc e s - F or c a lc iu m : soy
b e a n s a n d o th e r le g u m e s , to fu ,
b ro c c o li, m u s ta r d a n d c b lla r d
greens, spinach, alm onds, sesam e
seeds. For vitamin B-12: B-12 forti­
fied soy m ilk and other B-12 forti­
fied products m ade from soybeans.
For iron: legum es including d rie d
b e a n s a n d p e a s , tofu, g reen leafy
vegetables, whole w heat and d ried
f r u it.
“ A b s o rp tio n o f iro n is
enhanced by vitam in C,” she adds.
Good sources of vitamin C: citrus
fruits and juices, tom atoes, broccoli,
straw b erries, p ep p ers, d a rk green
leafy vegetables and potatoes w ith

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th e ir skins. For vitamin D: vitamin
D supplem ents.
• Calcium . Lack of calcium h as
b e e n lin k e d to o ste o p o ro sis, th e
brittle-bone disease th a t strikes the
elderly. While, d airy p ro d u c ts are
known as good sources of calcium,
re m e m b e r th e a d m o n itio n to cu t
down on fat.
So good sources o f calcium are
p la in a n d fru it-fla v o re d lo w -fat
y o g u rt (4 1 5 a n d 34 5 m illig ra m s
re s p e c tiv e ly ), s k im m ilk (w h ich
a c tu a lly h a s m o re c a lc iu m th a n
w hole m ilk , 302 m illig ram s com ­
pared to 291), butterm ilk (285 m il­
lig r a m s ) , S w iss a n d C h e d d a r
ch eeses (272 and 205 m illigram s,
re sp ectiv ely ) an d low -fat co ttag e
cheese (154 milligrams).
Calcium is found as well in colla rd g reen s (335 m illigram s), bok
chov (250 m illigram s), roasted soy
nuts (230 milligrams), turnip greens
(200 milligrams), broccoli (180 m il­
ligrams), soybeans (175 milligrams)
and kidney beans (115 milligrams).
S a rd in e s p a c k 372 m illig ra m s of
calcium ; oysters, 226 m illigram s;
p in k c a n n e d s a lm o n , 167 m il­
ligrams; tofu, 154 milligrams.
• F ib e r. T h e fo o d s h ig h e s t in
fib e r a re b e a n s, in c lu d in g b a k e d
b e a n s , k id n e y b e a n s, navy b e a n s
a n d lim a b e a n s, a s w ell a s d rie d
cooked peas. H igh-fiber fru its are
apple, pear, raisins, raspberries and
Straw berries. H igh-fiber veggies
include parsnips, potato with skin,
b r u s s e ls s p r o u ts , b ro c c o li a n d
s p in a c h . A ll-B ran c ere al contains,
more fiber th a n any of those foods.

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Nonalcoholic cheer
Although so-called nonalcoholic beers contain
tin y am o u n ts o f alcohol, th e y have becom e a
good alternative to those choosing to abstain.
Brew ers have striven to create better-tastin g
brew's so th a t now there are only slight ta ste dif­
ferences betw een m ost nonalcoholic b e e rs and
th e large U.S. brands. Buckler, Kaliber, S harp’s
and O’Doul’s are all widely available.
Nonalcoholic wines are also improving. Some,
like beers, are ferm ented, then dc-alcoholized.
T hese still contain traces of alcohol. O thers are
sim ply grape juice packaged in wine b o ttles or
carbonated and placed in “cham pagne” bottles.
B rands like Ariel, St. Regis and White Fang may
be found in th e wine section or in th e juice sec­
tion of stores.
Many h o t drinks are nonalcoholic b u t festive.

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Chocolate P epperm int Coffee
6 ounces brewed chocolate-flavored coffee
1 pepperm int candy cane
2 ounces w hipped cream
1 teaspoon nutm eg
1 teaspoon chocolate pow der or shavings
Yields 1 serving.
Pour brewed coffee into mug, ad d candy cane,
top w ith w hipped cream and garnish w ith n u t­
m eg and chocolate.
M ulled C ider
1 cup apple cider
1 cinnamon stick
Pinch ground cloves
Yields 1 serving.
Combine ingredients and h e a t on stove or in
microwave for 3 m inutes on high.

Monti’s
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Thanks ASUl
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variety for lunch or dinner, low
prices, and special atmosphere
make having lunch or dinner at
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DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

If you d rin k bottled w ater for b etter health,
be sure to check its source. One-fourth o f all
b o ttle d w ater is actually ta p w ater. A new
Food and Drug A dm inistration proposal will
require trutliiiil labels on bottled water.

W ho sw eats .most?
You m ight think th a t a couch potato will
s ta rt sw eating the m inute he sta rts exercis­
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c o u n te rp a rts . Women ta k e lo n g e r to s ta r t
sweating than men.

E a s in g m u scle soreness
If hiking in the woods or running u 10K
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of on anti-inflammatory drug (like ibupmfen)
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32 Pallid
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G e t in shape for the ski season
T h at said, following are some ways to prepare for
D on’t ju s t s it idly d ream in g ab o u t sk iin g -h o t
th
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chills and th rills th a t lie ahead.
chocolate in lia n d -a s you count down th e w eeks
By becoming aerobically fit during th e pre-ski Sea­
until th a t first ski trip.
In stead , ú se th is tim e to g e t in sh ap e for th e son, you’ll build vital strength and endurance.
When th e tim e arrives to h it th e hill, you’ll prob­
best season yet.
After all, alpine-or downhill skiing-is a physical­ ably Sud th a t you’re less tired, m ore to lerant of th e
ly d e m a n d in g s p o r t re q u ir in g a g ility , s p e e d , cold alpine tem peratures and suffer fewer injuries.
The reason? A good aerobics program will not
strength and endurance. Take th e tim e to become
fit now, and it’s bound to show in your performance only h elp increase your h e a rt an d circulatory sys­
later. W ith proper conditioning, m ost sk iers are te m ’s ability to deliver oxygen rich blood to your
b e tte r able to ski a t a higher skill level more effi­ m uscles during exercise b u t w ill also increase your
ciently and w ith less fatigue, and possess more of m uscles’ ability to use th a t oxygen. In other words,
the strength and endurance needed to handle chal­ your body becom es a more efficient ski machine.
With aerobic activity, skiera have many choices.
lenging hills and valleys.
Those who take th e tim e to get into prim e shape Running, cycling, in-line roller skating, step aero­
before strapping on th e ir skis also seem to enjoy bics and working out on th e cross-country or stair­
th e ir sp o il more, and-m ost im portantly-they great­ stepping m achine are among th e top workout picks.
Before you s ta rt pounding out th e m iles and ele­
ly reduce th e ir risk of injury.
vating
th a t h e a r t rate , however, d e term in e your
How much tim e should one devote to a preseason conditioning plan? While th e answ er depends p resen t level of aerobic fitness. Then em bark on a
largely on th e skier, his or h e r p resent level of fit­ safe yet sane program th a t contains th e right mix of
n ess and goals, conditioning p ro g ram s generally th e th ree aerobic fundamentals: intensity, duration
run from th ree to five days a week, six to 12 weeks and frequency.
T u r n t o S k iin g , p a g e 39 .
prior to th e first day on th e slopes.

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State P ress Final E dition

Tuesday, December 6,1 994

H e re 's the m ost difficult test of a ll...

Thinking about
a career in
politics r

W ho knows... maybe you'll be governor
some day! Just think/ your bumpersticker
could be on the back o f every politically
aware car in the state. Gee.

D O Y O U H A V E W H A T IT T A K E S T O LE A D T H E G LA M O R O U S LIFE O F A
P U B LIC SE R V A N T ? JU S T T A K E T H IS T E ST A N D EV A LU A TE Y O U R A N S W E R S .
You are invited to dinner a t your professor's house and he is

You are invited over to the same professor's house the next w eek­

g o in g to recommend you receive a full scholarship to g rad

end (still haven't received that scholarship) and cringe to discover

school...plus a monthly stipend! You notice the professor has

that his w ife has spent the afternoon preparing a special dinner of

an unsightly booger hanging from his nose so ydu:

sauteed baby (w ah!) beef liver in a cream sauce smothered w ith
pearl onions. Your eyes focus in and your stomach decides:

a . ignore it and never look at his face

'

b. tell his w ife so she can w ip e his nose
c. fell him he has a booger hanging out o f his left nostril and ask if he w ould

a. to ignore it and just spread the food around the plate so it looks like you've eaten some of it

mind ditching it fo r the evening
d. tell your hosts you grew up on a farm in O m aha w here m any o f the hired

you w o n 't lose the scholarship
c. to tell the professor you hate live r and a p o lo g ize for not asking w hat w as for d in ­

hands often had boogers hanging from their noses a t dinner tim e and you

ner before accepting the invitation
d . to tell your hosts that you g re w up on a farm in O m aha w here your p a w gave

just can’t handle it today
e. try sneezing and blow ing a t the professor's nose in an attem pt to sever the lit­

b. to tell the w ife that you hate liver but w ould she m ind not telling the professor so

you a little c a lf fo r your seventeenth birth d a y and ever since, you have been
unable to e a t any beef products, especially organs
e. to hide the liver in your dinner napkin; let the liver slide onto the carpet w here

tle booger from his irritated nostril
f. tell your hosts you're not feeling w e ll and must leave im m ediately

Fido w ill finish the jo b
f. to tell your host that you're not feeling w e ll and must leave im m ediately

Your professor (the same one w h o is da n g lin g the scholarship

You are w a itin g to hear from your professor about your full scholar­

in front o f you) gives you ah A fo r your tw enty-page paper on

ship plus stipend to grad school when suddenly the phone rings.

evolution o f feminism and also gives yog an A in the course to

It's your professor. You think it's the news you've been w a itin g for,

reiterate his appreciation o f a true commitment to excellence. The problem is

but a ll the professor is ca llin g for is to see if you w ould be "his

that you bought the paper from one o f those sleazy ads in the back o f Rolling

com panion" fo r the weekend in A jo w here you m ight have the opportunity to "dis­

Slone. You d ecide to:

cuss" the scholarship in further d e ta il. You flush, but d e cid e to:

a . ignore it, skip class and get an A (good for the o ld GPA)
b tell your TA how you got the paper after you have made him swear that he'd never

a . ignore the im plication and get ready for A jo
b. tell your TA just in case you d o n 't ge t the scholarship
c. tell the professor yo u 'll g o to A jo w ith him but really think you could discuss the

tell a soul what you were about to tell him so you could still get the scholarship
c . tell the professor (jokingly) that you bought the paper from Rolling Slone and
had never expected an A but w ill g la d ly a ccept it

scholarship in less than a w eekend
d . tell your professor you grew up on a farm in O m aha and w ere eager to visit the

d . tell your professor you grew up on a farm in O m aha and never g o t an A

likes o f A jo and hope they could stay in a bunkhouse like O m aha has and "dis­

before on a paper and really are having a d ifficu lt time accepting the A he

cuss" the scholarship
e. g o ahead and g o to A jo but plan to see your aunt and uncle w ho live there and

gave you
e. take the A , smile, g ra b the paper and burn it, destroy the evidence and still
skip class fo r the rest o f the semester
f. tell your professor you're not feeling w ell and must leave im m ediately, w ith

offer the com fort o f their home fo r the w eekend w here you could "discuss" the
scholarship
f. tell your professor you're not feeling w ell and ca n 't be his "com panion” to A jo

the paper

If you answ ered m ostly:

(§)
You have
some political
aptitude.

You're spineless
and somewhat
manipulating and
have political
potential.

You are waaaayyyy
toooo honest for a
life in the political
arena. Change
youf major while
there's still time.

Put your tail in between your
legs, borrow someone's spine
ana get a job In customer servioe at your local department
store's merchandise return desk.
Then you can whine to them.

You are definltely political
material.
Go for it!

Drop out of school
today and go back
home to live with
your mom and work
in the shoe deparh
ment at K-Mart.

P age 3 9

Tuesday, December 6,1994

State P ress P inal Edition

S k iin g - — ------—
D e te rm in e lo a d a n d r e p e titio n s your back erect, slowly b en d your
w
ith th e help of a personal trainer left knee and lower your body until
To cotu£ up w ith a regim en th a t’s
your thigh is nearly parallel to th e
rig h t fo r you, c o n s u lt a p e rso n a l or ski fitness expert.
T h ere are, however, som e ex er­ ground. R eturn to starting position.
train er j enroll in an aerobics class
tau g h t by a qualified instru cto r or c is e s you can do u sin g your own Do 15 tim es. Reverse legs.
You may n o t b e able to work on;
r e a d u p on th e s u b je c t th r o u g h body resistance. Two from Am erican
your
tu rn s an d tra v e rse s ju s t yet.
books and magazines th a t offer in- H ealth magazine include:
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through
cross-training, plenty of
• Toe stan d , to stren g th en your
depth coverage of ski or aerobic fit­
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To m eet th e physical dem ands of
Sports such as in-line roller sk at­
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strength-especially in th e abdomen, h e e l to th e flo o r. Do 2 5 tim e s . ing, tennis, m ountain biking and ice
Reverse legs.
back and legs.
s k a t in g will not only improve aero­
• B alance s q u a t, to s tre n g th e n b ic a b ility a n d c o o rd in a tio n , b u t
The b e st strategy for strengthen­
ing muscles is to work out with free h a m s tr in g s a n d p r o te c t k n e e s :
th e y also sh a re som e o f th e sam e
w eights or a weight machine -p e r­ Stand with your back facing a chair.
haps a t a health club or w ithin th e Lift your rig h t leg up b e h in d you essential m otion p attern s th a t ski­
co n fin es o f your own ho m e gvm. a n d re s t it on th e ch air. K eeping ing employs.
C ontented

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35 .

E v e r y t h in g y o u c o u ld e v e r

want

T hus w hen you participate in any
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become aware o f th e common movementis, th e n w ork to p e rfe c t your
execution and performance.
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worked on them .
A nother id e a lie s in h ittin g th e
downhill ski m achine a t your h ealth
clu b o r p u rc h a sin g one for hom e
use.
T urn to M o r e S k iin g , page 4 4 .

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14 Stood
15 File part
16 Annoy
18 Coq au —
19 Tooth
coat
21 Slug
22 Bactrian’s
counter­
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24 Rescues
25 Imagined
sequences
of events
29 Villain’s
greetings
30 Like some
windows
32 Lennon’s
wife
33 Flower
plot
34 Casual
top, for
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35 Figure out
37 Dodge
39 Blubbers
40 Basted
41 C ant
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43 Young­
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23 Makes
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25 Mexican
9 Blood­
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26 “Calm
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14 Chewable
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16 MPG
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17 Greek
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18 Soda
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23 Confuse
25 Actor
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28 Deck
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32 Bible start
34L ah-di- —
35 Argon or
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42 Long
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9 Basketball
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31 Flat
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33 Authority
37 Love
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M o r e S k iin g ---illu strated in frame-by-frame style
fr o m p a g e 39.
P e rh a p s th e n ex t b e s t th in g to a n d accom panied by w ell-w ritten
sk is th e m selv es, th e s e m ach in es descriptions, so you can actually see
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ing and tu rn in g m o tio n o f alp in e in g to m im ic t h e m o v e s o f an
excerpt on th e hill.
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The sam e resources can give you
W hether it’s a tape of hot-doggers
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yourself for th e slopes.
ing the off-season.
A n o th er way to g ear up for th e
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T h e a c t r e s s a ls o a p p r e c ia te d t h a t
I t ta k e s a very sp ecia l screen p lay to b rin g
together some of th e m ost formidable talents on “Speechless” offered a strong and challenging
b o th s id e s o f th e C am era...and th a t is w h ere fem ale protagonist. S h e found J u lia to b e n o t
only sm art, am bitious and idealistic, b u t stu b ­
“Speechless” begins.
In 1989, screenw riter R obert King se t o u t to born, opinionated and funny. “I like characters
create a contem porary romantic comedy w ith th e th a t are kind of m ixed up and com plicated;” she
n it and style of th e classic com edies o f th e ‘40s, notes.
To h elm “Speechless," th e producers w anted
b u t distinctly fashioned for th e ‘90s.
“You Can’t take w h at w orked fifty years ago th e b e s t possible director, one who could cap­
and sim ply s e t it today,” King expounds. “You tu re th e balance betw een th e scintillating come­
have to find a fresh arena for it, and I thought dy and th e wonderful love story th a t was inher­
politics would give it a fun, exciting an d th o r­ e n t in th e s c rip t T heir first choice becam e Ron
Underwood, who h a d proven h is comedic sense
oughly m odem angle.”
He continues, “When these two people meet, and timing, as well a s h is skill w ith actors, m ost
th e y in sta n tly fall so m adly in love th a t th e y n o ta b ly w ith th e co m ed y b lo c k b u s te r “ C ity
can’t keep th e ir h an d s off each other. I t’s only Slickers.”
T he director im m ediately fell in love w ith th e
th e n th a t they discover th a t th is huge problem
divides th e m -th e fact th a t they work on opposite script. “I t touched m e personally,” Underwood
recalls. “I believe th a t re la tio n sh ip s a re d e s ­
sides of a hotly contested political campaign. ”
Over two years la te r, th e now-famous Mary tined, for w hatever reason, and th ese two people
M atalin and •James Carville rivalry/rom ance of a re so p u lled to g e th e r, so p assio n ate for one
th e 1992 Presidential election would prove King a n o th e r, th a t even th e ir ‘enem y’ s ta tu s can ’t
keep th em apart." .
prophetic...but th a t’s another story...
W ith D avis co m m itted to th e ro le o f J u lia
The finished script th e n cam e into th e han d s
of producer Renhy H arlin and h is wife, Academy Mann, th e attention tu rn ed to th e film ’s o th er
A ward-w inning a c tre s s G eena Davis. T he two central role. Michael Keaton becam e th e unani­
h a d been searching for a project on which they m ous first choice to play Kevin Vallick. Keaton
could work together and im m ediately knew th a t and Davis already sh ared an enduring friendship
“S p e e c h le s s ” w’a s a p e rfe c t v eh icle for th e m and a resp ect for one an o th er’s w ork th a t h a d
b e g u n on t h e S e t o f t h e i r e a r l i e r h i t ,
both;
H arlin recalls, “The script was so sm art and “Beetlejuice.”
“ M ich ae l w as th e p e rfe c t c h o ic e ,” H a rlin
funny th a t we started reading dialogue out loud
to each other. We realized-im m ediately th a t we attests. “He is one of th e few actors who can do
loved th e project an d ag reed th a t we h a d to i t all; h e can do th e com edy; h e can d p th e
d ram a... And h e and G eena have g reat ch em ­
m ake it happen.”
Davis, who m akes h e r producing d eb u t on th e istry; from th e first m om ent th e y m eet in th e
film , concurs, “ I ’m alw ays looking for a g re a t movie, you ju s t w ant th e m to be together.”
Keaton h as tackled a wide variety o f roles in
rom antic comedy; I th in k they’re very rare and
very special. So I w as th rille d to com e across th e course o f h is career, b u t “Speechless” m arks
such a te rrific scrip t-w ith w itty dialogue an d h is first romantic Comedy, “ I t was new territory
unexpected situations-that wre could s ta rt shoot­ for m e,” h e says,“b u t anytime you’re given a
T u rn t o S p e e c h l e s s , p a g e 5 0 .
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M ix e d N u ts
C h ris tm a s is only h o u rs away,
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- State P ress Final E dition

Mixed Nuts___
C ontented from pa g e 52.

all th a t Yuletide cheer th a t th e re ’s
only one thing to do: reach for th e
phone and call for help.
“ M ix ed N u ts ” is a T r iS ta r
P ic tu re s p r e s e n ta tio n o f a W ittThom as production starrin g Steve
M a rtin , M a d e lin e K ah n , R o b e rt
Klein, A nthony L aPaglia, J u lie tte
Lewis, Rob R einer, Adam Sandler,
Liev S c h re ib e r a n d R ita W ilson.
Nora Ephron directs th e film, which
sh e w rote w ith D elia E phron and
w h ic h is -lo o sely b a s e d on th e
French cult film “Le Pére Noel e st
urie O rd u re .” T h e p ro d u c e rs a re
Paul Junger Witt, Tony Thom as and

Jo sep h Hartwiek, and th e executive
p ro d u c e rs a re D elia E p h ro n an d
Jam es W Skotchdopole.
In tr u th , L ifesavers is n o t th a t
different from th e outside world it
is d e d ic a te d to m e n d in g . F ille d
w ith s e v e ra l lif e tim e s ’ w o rth o f
unrealized yearnings and unfulfilled
fantasies, its office a ttra c ts a con­
stan t stream of th e walking wound­
ed, all tripping over each o th e r as
they chase th e ir dream s.
C atherine O’Shaughnessey (R ita
Wilson) is a hotline w orker w ith a
secret cru sh on P hilip and a deep
fear of becoming an old m aid. While
s h e ’s d ream in g o f rom antic in te r­

Spealdrig of th e staff and its pro­
lu d e s w ith P h ilip , h e gives h e r a
box of pears for Christm as; thought­ f e s s io n a l s k ill s , W ilso n s a y s :
ful b u t h a rd ly p erso n al, le t alone “T h ey ’re a ll really lonely people,
sexy. Clearly, a gift m em bership in and Lifesavers is a place where they
th e fruit of th e m onth club is not in come and have a little home. They
th e sam e league as C atherine’s gift are all a little inept. They do th e ir
to Philip: a pair of pajam as she k n it­ b e s t, th e y re a lly try h a r d , b u t I
don’t th in k they realize th a t they’re
te d herself.
B la n c h e M u n c h n ik (M a d e lin e goofing up. ”
C irculating th ro u g h and around
Kahn), th e resid en t curmudgeon, is
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officious widow, sh e is ju s t trying to in c lu d e s G racie B arzini (J u lie tte
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s tu c k elev ato rs, flying fru itc a k e s dem ands more out o f life, if not for
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53.
G r a d e ’s S a n ta C la u s s u ite d tru e.”
b o y frie n d , F elix (L aP ag lia), is a
“I th in k th e re is a good feeling
flawed father-to-be “who w ants to created by th is movie, ” M artin says.
be an artist b u t who basically is not “I t is about misfits, and in a way all
capable o f em ploym ent,” LaPaglia o f u s are m isfits-som e m ore th a n
says.
others. I t’s about those people who
Then th e re is Mr. Lobel (Robert feel they are in a world w here they
K le in ), a n o rn e ry te n a n t in th e have no influence and are d ep en ­
building who is constantly walking d e n t on ju s t a few people. M ixed
h is th r e e dogs; Dr.- K insky (Rob
Reiner), a veterinarian pressed into N u ts p o rtra y s th o s e p e o p le an d
te m p o r a r y d u ty a s a d o c to r o f gives th e m a se n se o f glory an d
hum ans by h is friend Philip; Louie w orth.”
“W hat I love about th is movie,”
(Adam Sandler), a ukelele playing,
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b u ild in g a s th e h o tlin e serv ice ; about love, and it’s about one night
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a t h a t can ch an g e ev ery o n e’s life .
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S ta n le y T a n n e n b a u m (G a rry special day in your life.”
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Mixed N uts moves forward w ith
who serves Lifesavers w ith an evic­ lightning speed, a sight gag follow­
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in g a p u n c h lin e a n d on a n d on.
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th e so lu tio n to th e ir d ile m m a is
th a t h a s th e q u a litie s o f a farce.
rig h t in front o f th e ir noses.”
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D elia Ephron, one o f th e film ’s
tim
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and th e y ’re em otionally displaced real.”
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LETTERS
TO
SA N T A

Damian Shaw

Rebecca Brown
Congratulations Rebecca! You ’ve won first place with the
“warmest and fuzziest” letter to Santa! Stop by room 47 in the
basement of Matthews Center, room 47, and see Elf Gwen
Lawemz for your $15 dining certificate to Sunny’s Pizza! P.S. Way
to go with your dad! Our judges were in tears.
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to inform you that
your trip this year will be one stop
shorter. You see, the fact of the mat­
ter is that I don’t want anything for
Christinas this year. In the last two
weeks I have received the best gift I
could ever ask for.
For a long time now, I have
been holding a grudge against my
father. My parents divorced when I
was 9-years-old, and ever since
then I have hated my father for
leaving us (I have two brothers and
a very loving mother). I have
always accused him of not loving
us and not caring enough to try.
Until just recently, I have not been
able to see past the hate. Thanks to
someone very special to me, the
wall has crumbled. He showed me
that I was so consumed in my feel­
ings that my father didn’t love me,
that I was neglecting the simple fact
that he was just that: my father. I
realized that there was no denying
it, and began to let my hate go. I
remembered all the wonderful
things he did for me and how
the only time I ever saw him cry

was when he said good-bye to me
when he moved out of our home.
My father loves me, and I finally
see it. I even realized just how
much I love him. He is a very pres­
tigious and powerful man, but most
importantly, he is my hero. We are
now able to communicate without
arguing and take steps toward each
other rather than further away. My
whole life has changed now that I
have my father back.
So you see, Santa, I ’m not
asking for anything this year
because my biggest dream has
finally come true. Christmas is a
time for family, and this Christmas
will finally feel complete to me.
Santa, please give my gifts to some­
one who really needs them, because
all I want for Christmas is some­
thing I have already found within
myself.

Love Always,

Rebecca L. Brown

explained that I needed a day off to recov­
Congratulations, Damian, for reminding us
er, but I’d be in the next day. The pharma­
that people really do care, You’re our sec­
cy asked me to come in anyway. Retail at
ond place winner for sharing “the best
Christmas, after all, was more important
Christmas spirit.” Come to the basement
than fires? "
of Matthews Center in rodm‘47 add see elf
I was wrong. I came to the door at work
Gwen Lawrenz for your $10 in movie
to find a sign explaining that an employee
money from Harkins Theatres!
had lost everything in a fire and any help
Would be appreciated. Inside, there were
Dear Santa,
boxes of clothes already, most of them
new. I’d never owned a Polo sweatshirt in
I usually write to you each year with my
my life, but there as two of them. And then
list of demands. This year instead of a list,
there was the cash, a couple of hundred
I’d just like to tell you about my last
dollars, most of it from customers who
Christmas.
didn't even know me. On top of that I got
Last year, I had two jobs in retail, and
sympathetic faces, something I was in real
they taught me what Christmas was about.
need of three days before Christmas. Oh
Christmas was about shoppers knocking
yeah, and they didn’t expect me to work
each other over to get the last five in one
until I wanted to.
golf tool. It was about shoppers with
I came home to a message on th e;
Special Edition Cabbage Patch Dolls being
machine from my other job at the ftian.
escorted to their cars, because of armed
robberies aimed at snagging just such dolls. “We’ve taken up a collection, ydu Can pick
it up anytime you like.” I came in'the next
Christmas spirit, as my employers remind­
day to find that not only had employees
ed me, was about working no matter how
Chipped in, but the company had also nextsick you were because there was money to
day-aired a check to me for $350.
be made!
Brookstone, the company that made it diffi­
I had an apartment that I supported with
cult to requisition money for batteries, also
my jobs at the pharmacy and the mall. To
had money to give.
save on my ,electric bill, I built a large fire
The phone calls and money also poured
in my fire place before bed so I could turn
in from relatives as soon as they found out.
down the heater. I had two jobs, but I
“Hope you’re all right, here’s fifty bucks.”
wasn’t rich.
It got to thepoint where I had to ask people
On December 22, at two A.M., a log
to stop giving. I had so many extra clothes
rolled out of my fire place and started a
that 1 wound up giving a lot away to fire
fire. By chance. I woke up, not quite over
victims from another apartment complex.
come by smoke, I was able to crawl out
Santa,' I appreciate my possessions a lit­
alive I spent the next three hours watching
tle less now, knowing they’re not as impor­
my apartment and all my possessions bum
tant as the people around me. So I don’t
to the ground. Luckily, everyone else got
think I’ll enclose a list of what I want this
out safely and no one was hurt.
Taking stock of what I had lost was easy, -, year, I’ll just appreciate what I-have a lot
more; and I think I’Ve realized that the
it was everything. My T.V., my couch, my
Christmas spirit isn’t dead quite yet.
bed, my clothes, even the underwear I was
wearing was stained black from smoke and
would have to be thrown out. I didn’t have
apartment insurance, so none of it would be
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Damian Shaw
replaced...
Since my family lived out of town, I
P.S. I’ll still leave out the milk and cookies
stayed with my girlfriends
parents. I'called both of my employers and

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Connie Sue Spencer
This is the most innovative letter to Santa our judges have ever read!
WOW! Even though it takes the warms and fuzzies out of Christmas, our judges felt it was
an excellent dislpay of creative thinking and evolution of thought. Change happens! Ms.
Spencer is encouraged to pursue her future in creative writing! Thanks for a great entry.
Stop by and see elf Gwen Lawrenz in room 47 of Matthews Center basement for your cof­
fee mug! Congratulations on winning third place for the most innovative letter to Santa!
C O N T E M P O R ARY C O M M U NI C AT I O N
“ Your Image is Our Business”
2 4 2 4 Suave Square
Tempe, Arizona
December 1,1994
Mr. Santa N. Clause
dba “Santa’s Workshop”
The North Pole
Dear Mr. Clause:
This letter is in response to your inquiry for a more contemporary image for you
and your gift-giving enterprise. As the leader in Creative Marketing, it is obvious you
have taken the pulse of today’s business world and realized it is time for a change.
Congratulations on your foresight!
After gathering background information, viewing current photos of you and your staff at
work, evaluating the marketplace and discussing the situation in depth, I would like to
propose a number of changes which I feel would best project the “90’s Image” you desire.
We think you will agree, communication is the key ! Not only in what you say and how
you say it, but in your style of dress, the tools of your trade, and the environment around
you. With this in mind, we offer the following suggestions:

Appearance:
It is vitally important that you rid yourself of the red suit and hat and those heavy
boots! The color only serves to draw undue attention while the style does little to hide that
“round little belly” we’ve heard so much about. I would suggest you visit with the Men’s
Design Shoppe at the nearest I. Magnin and look at pieces in a lightweight wool or fashionable blend. Although some 3-

piece designs would be suitable, styles that would lengthen the visual line would be prefer­
able. In addition, I suggest you immediately divest yourself of that unruly beard and have
your hair styled in something that would reflect more of a GQ impression.
Next, it would be to your advantage to shop for a compartmentalized leather briefcase
(black or brown) to take the place of that well— worn sack in which you’vebeen carrying
your delivery lists and gift items. In the future, gift items should be shipped UPS or
Federal Express; certainly either firm would be willing to enter into a lucrative contractual
agreement. It is totally unacceptable for management to handle personal delivery except
in the most unusual situations, and this will ftee you for the more important duties of man­
agement.
Headquarters and Staffing
I Would suggest you lease office space in one of the more visible metropolitan area highrise buildings providing accessibility and encouraging productivity among your staff mem­
bers. Given the current Federal EEO and discrimination standards, it will be necessary
that you balance your staff with more female and minority employees, as well as taller
workers that are more representative of the population. Immediately implement a dress
code for all employees to eliminate those ridiculous green elf suits.
Communication
It will be necessary for you to attend the latest Dale Carnegie Institute to brush up your
public speaking skills. In my opinion, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good nite” is
sadly passe’ and fails to communicate the scope of your message. You must strive to adapt
to a more politically correct vocabulary and develop your ideas for public presentation.
Strive for visibility; one appearance per year is hardly enough to gain public recognition.
E lim in ate the multitude of look-alike representatives you currently employ and make those
appearances yourself. Your public deserves the best! Avoid being alone with young chil­
dren; the risk of misinterpretation in light of today’s child abuse problem is too high.
Transportation
The Wildlife Federation currently takes issue with your exploitation of the reindeer,
and it would be to your advantage to update your transportation with a new Lexus or
BMW.
I hope you find these suggestion helpfui, and wish you every happiness for the Holiday
Season.
Sincerely,
Connie Sue Spencer
President
CONTEMPORARY COMMUNICATIONS

Jam es F rasetta

Sending a very honorable mention to
F acilities management for their letter to
Santa. The fruits o f your labor are infinite!
Thank you!
D ear Santa,

.

W e are elves that work for a
jo lly , optim istic man (w ho is currently
w earing a lot o f green and brown) who in
many w ays is lik e you. W e can relate to
your m ission statem ent (H o Ho H o!) more
than you m ight realize. You see, your elves
and our e l ves have a lot in com m on.
W e both work around a school year and ..
“kids”, more or less. W e are at our busiest
during the holidays, when w e do our “spe­
cia l projects” for them. W e look out for
our “kids”, and generally know when they
have been naughty or nice (our groups
should com pare lists som etim e).
W e make and do wonderful things for them
w ith no m oney, no visible support, and
“m agic dust”. W e don’t have reindeer.
W e had a patrol horse named C isco and
scooters once. The scooters m ostly died,
and w e had to give the horse away because
he kept falling into construction pits.
W e do our best work when the “kids” are
asleep, partying, busy, or distracted. I f they
get what they wanted from us they go on as
usual thinking about next Christmas, but if

they don’t, they write m em os that say We’re
not real and w e don’t love them any more.
E lves are universal, w e think. N o one
thinks o f elves as having their ow n fam ilies
and children. E lves are alw ays pictured as
industrious and very busy, but never clock ­
ing out, going hom e, and having another
life other than the dream toy assem bly line.
People probably don’t think elves get paid,
or need to eat, or get sick, or loose dear
ones. E lves are alw ays pictured concen­
trating or happy. They are never known to
cty , or be angry, or w in or loose. E lves just
ate. .
.
A s you, our dear Santa, must also know,
.elv es do care about the ones they make
their m agic for, perhaps they care too much
at tim es. They are hurt when the ones they
work so hard to serve do not see the effort,
resourcefulness, and love that goes into
their m agic. E lves are very happy and
proud when one o f their “kids” goes out
into the world a fantastic person, and they
w eep for the ones who struggle.
This is not an “I want” letter. God knows
w e both get enough o f them , but then dud’s
why w e are here. W e’re sending you all a
“dos bolsas” and F eliz navidad”. D ouble
bag those big ones and Merry Christmas.
A ll our love and our best “M agic Dust”,

Dear Santa Claus A ll right, let’s get one thing clear. For 23 years, I’ve put your standard bribe o f m ilk
and cookies out by the tree, and for 23 years I’ve seen zip.
Yeah, sure, there’s alw ays the presents marked “From Santa,” but I’ve seen the Family
putting those out, hanging up the stocking, and eating them cookies.
So where thehell are m y presents?
The way I see it, I’ve been m issing m y piece o f the action, and it’s about tim e I saw
som e o f those “back taxes.”
W ell, this year’s going to be a litd e different. S ee, I’ve got R udolf and the m issus here
with m e, and I don’t see som e presents, there’s gonna be som e trouble. You want the red­
nosed reindeer and Mrs. Claus back before I hang ‘em on the tree, you show up —
alone — with a bag full o f good ies. Capice?
I want:
• Baseball bat for use in staff management;
• N ew drum for m y Thom pson;
• C ouple o f crates o f good Scotch (damn Prohibition);
• Bag o f cem ent, sh ovel and cem ent-shoe m olds;
• C ello case (I got a big gat);
• Every episode o f the Simpsons on VHS tape, and every episode o f Animaniacs,
too. Y ou gotta problem w ith that?
• Pin-striped suit and fedora;
• Control o f Chicago’s underworld;

• Stuffed Cthulhu d oll for m y gun m oll;
• P r i m a r y m a t e r i a l s on the M acedonian R evolutionary Organizatoin for m y thesis.
Jam es Frusetta

Lattie’s E lves

W E COULDN’T GO WITHOUT M ENTIONING....

Kelly E .T hanks for the letter. It was truly PC,
but
We enjoyed yourw it.
Mind your PC manners and b |f e a great holiday.

Chris
about your fo t. ■

Conratulations James! Is that a N erf bat, a plastic bat or an oak bat you’re after for a m oti­
vational tool? A nyw ay, w e enjoyed your tw isted Christmas w ishes and wanted to share
them w ith the world. And your prize? W ell, you get one FREE personal in the State Press.
Pick up your prize from Jackie Eldridge!

Amy S.... Wishing you much luck in the loan and
brain departments. Hang in there!

auntie!

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Sharia...Keep searching. It’ll happen when you
Christy C...You can make your holiday wishes
||a s t expect it!
come true...as long as you tell your family exact­
ly what’s on your mind! It’s amazing what a little
Jennifer S...Keep searching! It'll happen wher
¡ ¡ d u least expect it!
Heidi H...get focused! Your cynicism will ensure
another year of toilet paper doll covers from your

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Advertiser Index
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Ace H a rd w a re ....................................................... .31
A e ro te k ................. .................. ..... .......................... .8, 4 4
A m erican In s titu te . . . .................. ........... ............ ..53
A m erican E x p re ss.........................................,........5 5
A rizona Im a g e s.......................................
4
A rizona S ta te Savings an d C re d it U n io n ............... 18
A rizona S tu d io o f E le c tro ly sis............................... .22
A rizona T h e a tre C om pany.................................... ....2
A rtcarved R in g s............... .....................
45
ASU B o o k sto re..................................... .......... ..5,29
ASU S tu d e n t H e a lth .......................
13, 4 4
ASU S tu d e n t E iie ...................................................2 2
B an d B A u to .......................... ................... ................... 4 6
B ab ah atch ie B e a d s......... ........... ..... .............. .............4 9
B ananafish M u sic.............
....22, 55
B arg u id e................................................................3 5
B artending A cad em y .................................................... 53
B ob's Bicycle B a m .............................................4, 4 4
B ookm an's U sed B o o k s ....................................... .................... .....8
Books E tc ......................................................................... . .7
B o rd ers B ooks & M usic.........................................2 0
C actus S p o rts.............
..34
W innie C a in ..................................
46
C alifornia C a su a lty ............¡................ ........................54
C am pus C o m er................ .....30,
50
C hanging H an d s B o o k s.....................................U..10, 28
C ircle K I n t'l............................. !...............................9, 13
C lub 4 1 1 ..............................................16, 17, 22, 36, 48
Club R io..................... ......................... .................... .6, 55
d u c k U n iv ersity ........................
24
Coffee P lan tatio n ..,................
49
C olum bia P ictu res, H ig h er L earning ................... ...25
C om m ons on A p a c h e ..................v..........................1 2
H ie Cool J e w e l....................................
49
C ouncil T ra v el........................................••.*<.♦•..*•.‘.»*47
Coyote C ycling...... ............. .... ..... ....................... ...2, 4 0
C om puter S y ste m s/S o l ........................................ . . 1 0
Downtown Tem pe C o m m itte e ....................................42
D esert P alm V illage................................... ;.......... 18, 39
D ese rt S chools F ed eral C re d it U n io n ......................28
D om ino's P iz z a ................................................... ...37
D w ight H ark in s T h e a tre ...................................... .47
Falcon W ings For T ravel...............................................22,4 2
F ieldw ork P h o en ix ...... ............................................. .28
F our S easons D esig n er ................................. 23, 25, 40
G eico In su ra n c e ....................................................« 2 2
G en eral N u tritio n C e n te r..............................................7,34
G ib so n s.............................................;..............3 2 , 4 8
G room ing H u m a n s.......... ........................9, 26, 49
H a rris L ab o rato ries, ................................................7, 52
H ogi Yogi ...................................................V-....20, 3 6
HTC Body Pi erci ng. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10
The Im p ro v ........................... .......................... ......13
In d ep en d en t H o n d a ........................................... •.13
irish G ift H o u s e .............................................. 22, 42, 46
K inko's C o p ie s ............................................v ...1 0 , 5 0
Korean G a rd e n .............. .... ................ ......................... 22
m T olteca In c ................................ ........... ................... .47

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L ea th e r M ill.................................................................... 47
M ail B oxes E tc................................. ................23, 40, 46
M arrio tt C o rp o ra tio n .............................................. ....23
MGM, S p e e c h le ss............ ..................... ..................... .24
M iguels M usic C e n te r...................................................47
M inder B in d ers .................. ...... ............ ................... .26
M iller B rew ing C o......................
...19
M onti's L a C asa Vieja ................... ....................... 31, 40
Mr. S h ip N C h e c k .............. ....................................10, 50
.Newline, D um b H a p p e n s........................................ ...55
No A ppointm ent N ecessary .....................
..11
46
O ceanside Ic e A ren a....... .........................
Dr. O’N e a l.......................................................... ...........64
P a ra d ise B each T an n in g ........... ...................... ........ L46
P e rk in s................................
53
P hoenix C o lleg e............................................................. 43
P h i K appa P h i H onor ..........
.....5 4
Buffalo E xchange ..........................i............................. 4
P ra te r an d Sons In s u ra n c e ..................................... ....20
P h o to m a rk ............................................................. 47, 48
P rin ceto n R eview .............................................1 4 , 5 4
Q uadrangles V illa g e ....... ......................................
27
Q uilas...... ................... ,....................................................26
R ally's H am b u rg ers.............................................
27
R e g istra r's O ffice........................
46
R iver R un P atio H o m es............................................... 53
R o sita s............... ................................ ......................22, 4 6
R o th ers U niversity B ookstore .............. .8, 33, 37, 44
Royal T a j............................................................... 46
Safew ay In c ................................................................ .....26
S am aritan G ro u p ...........
...14
S h alim ar R e s ta u ra n t.................................................... 49
S h a rk s In c ................................................... ............ 29, 34
S h o e M ill............................................................;..........48
S neaky P e te 's ....................................... ........... ............. 46
Sno O a sis....... ............................................. ...............4, 46
S p ag h etti C om pany......................
.......3 0
S ta r S e rv ic e .................................................
52
S te n d e r a n d L ark in ...............
43
S terlin g S ch o o l..................................
25
S tu d e n t Book C e n te r...... .......... 15, 25, 27, 28, 47, 50
S u it Y o u rself............... ........... ................................ .6, 50
S unny's P iz z a ...................
3
S u rf C ity S q u e e z e ..................................................4 9
S w eet D a d d y 's...................
9
Taco J o h n s .....................................,................ ...7, 34
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STATE PRESS FINALS EDITION

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Love is a sym bol o f
eternity. It wipes out
a ll sense o f time,
destroying a ll
mem ory o f a
beginning and a ll
fear o f an end.

-Anna Louise de

HOMES FOR
RENT
4BD 2BA w /pool $1050. C all
Tim, 894-0288.
LARGE HOUSE, 5bd, 3ba. pool,
w /d. dishw asher. $1250, A p r
ache/Rural 437:-1048.
TfcMPE 4BD 2ba, Ig yard. 1/2
m ile from ASU, $87.5 per mo.
968-5658.

TOWNHOMES/
CONDOS FOR
RENT
ANNOUNCEMENTS
COUNTRY MARKET & DELI

$1.99

Everyday Sub Special
1nel: 16 oz. soda & chips

$ 1 . 4 9 Marlboros per pack
2044 E. Southern Ave.
I enipe • 838-2259

ANNUAL TOY SALE
Wednesday, Dec. 7
3:30-5:30 at the
Child Development Lab
O tecoveiy Toys, Ed-M art,
• ..Computer Softw are an d
Puzzle Sale to benefit th e
C h ild D evelopm ent Lab.
Free, m erchandise w ith soft­
w a re purchase ($40 v a lu e !).

A ^ R T M E N re _ _ _ _
2BD. 2 'blks from ASU. Freshly
painted, covered parking, pool &
spa, laundry room. 1700 S. Col­
lege Ave. 967-7212.
ASU AREA; 1 bedroom apart­
m e n ts from $310 & up p e r
nKmth not incl. util. 966-8838BEAUTIFUL LARGE 2bd apt.,
walk to ASU, pool, laundry rin,
I bile so. o f Uni versity on 8th
St. Cape Cod Apts. 968-5238.
BEAUTIFUL LG 2 bd apt Very
safe, near ASU; Free cable, laun­
dry , pool Call 966-4797:
DESPERATE! WILL give $540
■& free mountain bike. Located at
Quads near Rural/Univ. Call soon
for details, 829-9006
HAYDEN LANE N orth Apts
Newly remodeled complex. 2bd,
$435 remodeled. Close to ASU.
S tu d e n ts w elcom e- S top by!
1896 E. Hayden Ln. 858-0444.
MOVING TO dorm spring se ­
m ester? $250 cash now if you
sign dorm contract for spring se­
mester under student for student
exchange program . Call C hris
784-4524 for details.

HOMES FOR
RENT
1BD 1BA, 426 Howe, Old Town,
$370. lbd Iba, 115 W Broad­
way, $310. 3bd 2ba, 12th& Wil­
son, $850. Tim 8944)288

APARTMENTS

2 BD/LOFT Townhouse, Papago
Park I, Avail. Jan 852^6225.
2BD 2BA condo in Tempe area.
W/D, D/Wv cvid pkg. Avail Dec.
Contact John at 285-2779:
3 h D 2BA condo, U niv/Price.
pool.Jacuzzi, cvrd pkg, $7$0/mo,
Cail 861 -2052, ; ? :
j
NEAR ASU 2bd 2ba condo, all
appL washer/dryer, pool, park­
ing. Avail 1/95, 852-0787.

HOMES FOR
SALE
U N IV E R S IT Y PA R K
4 bd, 1700+ sq f t, walk to cam­
pus. Could rent for $1200/mo or
m ore, easily- A sking price
$129,000. N. Bettigole/Coldwell
Banker 955-0390.

WHY
RENT?
when you can

OW N
a 3 bedroom ,
2 b a th home.
P a y m e n ts from
$ 6 0 0 m onthly,
Down p a y m e n t
from only $1800.

$275 + 1/3 util, recently remo­
deled.' M/F, N/S, dogs welcome,
walk to ASU- Sean, 929-0369.
3BD- 2BA house w/pool. Dobsori/EIliott. $300/mo + 1/2 util.
CaH Cheryl 831-3853.
j
BEAUTIFUL TOWNHOUSE to
share, own bd. own ba, French
doors, private balcony, w/d, fire­
place- Great location. Ash/11th;.
$350/mp Lisa, 967-5367.
FEMALE RMMT wanted, for Pa­
pago P ark I to w n h o u se, c all
Sheri o r Peggy 829-1417.
FEMALE ROOMMATE needed
for 2bs 2ba apt. $278 + 1/2 uU.
Cali 968-3880.
HOUSE TO share, 15-20 min on
bus line to ASU. $320/mo incl
util. W/D, pool. 437-4681.
RM TE W A N TED , n eat, resp
M /F, $275/m p in cl all u tls.
expt. phone. Baseline/Mill 8970405.
ROOM 4 rent in 3 bd house, 5
min from ASU- F em ales,only,
must like cats. $235 m o & 1/3
util. 921-1796.
S. TEMPE, 4 bd, 4 ba, pool, f/p,
hot tub. Mill Ave & Superstition.
$25G/mo. Call Jane 345-2770.
W A N TED R O O M M A TE to
share 2bd apt. Pool and hottub. 5
m iles .from A SU . $300 + 1/2
util. Call Michael at 941-8404.

Apache

1855 E. Don Carlos
PHONE TODAY!

968-6926

84 HONDA Accord hatchback,
excellent condition, 102K, ac,
heat, cruise control. 961-0008, lv
message,
87 FORD M ustang, 67K, 5 sp,
cc, pw, am/fm cass, new tires &
battery. $3400 obo 894-9478.
91 M ITSUBISH I M irage 83K
mi. C ustom w heels, 5 spd, 38
m i/g al, like new . Low book
$4900, asking $4900, 867-8979.
CLASSIC 64 V W Bug, white, for
sale in good condition. $1500
firm. Call 921-8624.

Sitte Im i Clmifirii
965-673S

APARTMENTS

) ----

• 2 Bedroom $430
• 3 Bedroom $575
• 1 Mock to ASU
• Sparkling Podi
• Laundry F acility

• Covered Parking
*Call for details

R O C K C LIM BIN G
Guided trips, 209-4913.

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

A MEDICAL office in Scottsdale
needs pt/ft front arid back office
person. W ill tra in . G ood a d ­
vancem ent potential, 4020 N.
Scottsdale Rd. Ste. 108. Apply in
person.

CO M IN G B A CK early from
C hristm as break? D isab le d
woman needs attendants & drivers
from Jan 3- Jan 10. M ust be
avail from 6-8am & early eves.
No lifting req. Call 968-6284.

A LL PO SITIO N S av ailab le ,
ft/pt, great growth potential. Cof­
fee house bistro Java Brewing
Co., 4400 N. Scottsdale Rd. #12,
945-5282. Contact Todd or Jeff

COMPUTER FURNITURE de­
livery & installations. Flex hrs
eves & wknds. M ust be clean
cut. Great pay. Apply in person
at 4010 E. Broadway, Phoenix.
Affordable Business Interiors. ,

CHRISTMAS MONEY!

TRAVEL
DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in
your name. I specialize in quick
departures. Most places world­
wide. I also buy transferable com
pons/awards. 968-7283.

HELP WANTEDGENERAL
A C CO UN TA N T I
Exc opp fo r Dec grads! Entry
level position avail for indiv w/
BS in Accounting & spreadsheet
knowledge. Apply in person at
the Personnel Dept M-F, 8:30a4p, or send resume to: Chandler
R egional H ospital, Personnel
Dept, 475 S. Dobson Rd., Chan­
dler, AZ 85224. Fax: 821-3298.
BOOKKEEPER/DATA ENTRYEast Valley mfrs rep needs f/t
person for temp pos, 2-4 m os;detailed/organized person; 1-2 yrs
exp w/Mac-MYOB Acct prgm;
40wpm; invoice; data entry; Ship
& rec. Mail resume w/salary to:
Prsnl Dept, 2256 E. Lakecrest
Dr., Gilbert, AZ 85234 or fax to:
602-892-5264

Entertel, Inc, needs sales reps for
new pt/ft day arid evening shifts.
No cold calling, fully automated
environment. Hourly base + bo­
nuses, benefits package available.
Start on Monday. Call Joe at 941424Q. 8010 E. M cD ow ell, Sip
218, Scottsdale (NE corner of
Hayden and McDowell), :
CLUB LEADER 15-19 hrs.’Col­
lege coursework pref. 1 yr exp in
after school or pre-K program.
$6.34/hour. A pply in person,
Kyrene Schbol District; 8700 S.
K yrene R d., T em pe, M -F
7:30am -5pm ; A p plication re ­
quires resume & 3 reference let­
ters.
CLUB TRIBECA now hiring barbacks, floorwalkers & door staff
w ho can Work over the holiday
break. Apply in person 12-3pm,
1420 N- Scottsdale Rd.

COURIERS NEEDED full/part
time M-F 8-5. Light truck help­
ful. Experience preferred. 5200400/wk. 248-7977, leave msg.
DON'T MISS out on having a
great job for the holiday season.
The ASU telefund is hiring now.
This is a great job for all majors.
The flexible schedule we offer
w ill enable you to enjoy thé
beautiful d ays w hile w orking
evening shifts & weekend hours.
Give us a call at 965-6754. This
is a position you will gladly put
on your resume. Don't miss out!
DRY CLEANER counter person
needed Monday - Saturday, eves.
25‘hrs/ week. We allow time to
study. No exp necessary, will
train. S tarting $5.50/hr & up
DOE. A pply in person. 4230444. Hayden & McDowell.
E A T C O O K IES...MAKE $$$.

Join the Cluck-U fleet. Now hir­
ing delivery drivers. Earn $8$12/hr. Flexible hours. Apply in
person 855 S; Rural Rd.

Customer Service

A feM lutBly N O SELLING

EXTRA XMAS CASH

3bd House, pool, 2 m iles
north o f cam pus. $96,500.

Earn extra $$$

APPOINTMENT SETTING

B o b B u llo c k

100 Openings

PA PA G O PA R K V illag e, 2
story 2bd/2ba, loft, park view.
Assume, $5000 CTM 968-9955.

B uy O

f

T he W

eek

R e a l t y E x e c u t iv e s

998-2992

FURNITURE
7 PIECE bedroom set. 949-8636.
Matching white Formica full bed,
desk, ent. center etc. $400.
ALL BLACK couch & Ioveseat.
4 months old. M ust sell, $250.
Call 804-0163.

BICYCLES

F u ll/P a rt-T im e

TREK -7000 mountain bike,' alu­
m inum , Shimano com ponents,
$260 obo. 858-9802.

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

3 S h ifts /T o p Pay
T em p e Location

966-0709
No Fee

C LU C K -U

or
W o rk fo r t h e b e s t rn ark e t r e s e a r c h f ir m in
A rizona. W e offer $ 6 / h r to
s ta rt & b o n u se s, sched u le d r a is e rev iew s, a n ew
s p a c i o u s o ffic e , f le x ib le
s h if ts & g u a ra n te e d h o u rs .
C o n v e n ie n t lo c a tio n o n
b u s lin e & e x c e lle n t c a r ­
p o o lin g pro g ram .

C a ll M anny a t

9 4 6 -7 5 3 5

50 Merchandisers Needed
2 shifts available
6 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
2:00 p.m.-lQ:30 p.m.
Must have own vehicle.
28c per mile - Lots of vari­
ety - Travel involved Apply now!

Call Stivers 966-1100
EOE

SnVERS
TEM PO RARY
PERSON N EL

A PT FURNITURE for sale, in
great condition, please call Heath­
er 894-2231.
SOFA SET, dinette, bed, futon,
day bed, sleeper, entertainment
ctr. Cheap! 234-5729.

COMPUTERS

FIRST MONTH S RENT*
I

$$ C A SH N O W $$
Any car or truck, running of not !
Cash paid to you in 1 hr! Brian,
246 3147, lv msg 24 hrs. TDG.

G R EEK S/C LU BS
Athletics: Get the service that you
deserve! Reserve your Spring Va­
cation to South Padre Island to­
day! ! Group di$counts$ for six
or more! 1-800-838-8203.

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

Holiday help needed! Taking ap­
plications now! 1st 8c 3rd shifts
avail. Lots o f overtime. Fun, fes­
tive env iro n m en t. B onus in ­
centive avail. C all for details!
838-8405; Kelly Services. Never
an applicant fee. EOÉ.

M/F SNS 2 share 3bd 2ba house
w/pool. Need Jan I or b4. Great
deal. Call Alysori or Becky 7302322. No one 2 anal please but re­
sponsible is okay.

ONE HALF OFF
Uwon

AUTOMOBILES

2BD 2BA 1100 sf condo, 400yd
from ASU, S55K, pg# 205-3063.
Jean at Dan Schwartz Rlty.

WHITE BEDROOM furniture for
sale, must sell, please call 3509068 Amy,

Casa Grande

$m

HONDA SCOOTER Elite 150,
D elv D igital D ashboard, low
miles, mint cond $900,491-0646.

TOWNHOMES/
CONDOS FOR
SALE

2400 BAUD phone modems only
$25, C om es w /phone cable,
power adpt and inst. 631-7801.
FAX M A C H IN E , $75. It s a
phone - fax & copier. 921-1207. .v

Microsoft
Software
Specials!
Maclnteth Computer»

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ROUNDTRIP TICKET to Denv­
er leaves Dec. 15, returns Jan 15.
$160, call 784-9270.

831-0322

ROOMS FOR
RENT

A P A R T M E N T S

MOTORCYCLES

T he Boyae Team
Realty Executives

RENTAL
SHARING

M S O ffice V4.2 $134.95
M S W orks V4 0 $ 69.95
M S W ord V 6.0 $89.95
MS Excel V 5.0 $ 89.95

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TICKETS

M S Office V4.2 $134 95
M S W orks V3 0 $69.95
M S W ord V 6.0 $ 89.95
M S Excel V5.0 $89.95
ASU ID o r c la ss
verification required

COMPUTER ROOM
T ech n o lo g ies, Inc.
1130 E a s t University Dr,,
S uite 2 0 5 ». T em p e 85281
8am -5pm

829-3137
CALL NOW
W e h a v e th o u sa n d s of
o th er s tu d en t d iscounted
p roducts available.

JEWELRY
ALWAYS BUYING jewelry. Inclu: gold, ster., pearls, antiques,
gems, etc. Rare Lion, 921 S. Mill
Ave. Tempe Center 968-6074.

State Prest Classifieds
wishes you

Happy Holldoysl

THURSDW DEC. 8 - 9:30AM-6PM
Bring ten copies of your resume to:

HOLIDAY INN CROWNE PLAZA
111 North Central Ave, Phoenix
• D E S K ! MOUNTAIN MEDICAL (ORTHOPEDIC PRODUCTS)
• Exécutons Inform ation System s, In c. • Pitney Bow es
• MONY-Mutual of New York
• D S fin an cial S e rv ice s
» En te rp rise Rent-A-Car
• M oore B u sin ess Form s
Openings for Sales Professionals, Entry Level,
R ecent Grads & Career Changers,
The Sales M eeting is produced by The Jonathan Ladd Company. W e specialize in helping peo­
ple find sales positions by m atching your qualifications w ith our clie n ts' requirem ents to accom ­
plish your career goals. There are no fees to attend. Com panies w ill be present and have open
positions - som e positions require specific experience. For details call: (301)470-4100. EOE.

The
Sales
Meeting

O F A M E R I C A * “7

form ates P ro fe s s io n a l

HELP WANTEDGENERAL
F IV E STA R
sports and fitness club now hiring
locker desk attendants, all shifts,
& p/t telemarketers. We offer a
com petitive wage and positive
work environment, and require
an outgoing service oriented per­
sonality.. Apply in. person at West­
ern Reserve Club. 2140 É. Broad­
way, Tempe.
G ÉN ÉRA L A SSIST A N C E &
cleaning for ASU faculty family.
Refs.$6/hr 968-9922 lv msg.
GRAPHICS pÉSIÎîN ÈR for inhouse advertising & layout to pre­
press. W orking on IBM using
Q uark X p re ss fo r W indow s,
Corel Draw & Photoshop. Call
273-0791 for appt.

H O LIDAY H E L P
Semester break openings! $7.45
to start. Flex hrs. No exp req.
A p p ly now , start a fte r fin als,
Scholarships. Call 12-4 968-4797
INSTRUMENTATION MANU­
FACTURER’S Rep in te m p e has
imined, opening fo r p/t. office
help. M-F. 20-25 hrs/week, flexi­
ble. PC exp. req. 96.7-2234. ;4
IN SU R A N C E R E Q ’S fem ale
drivers for disabled woman’s van.
Must be 21 or over, good driying
record, 3 shifts avail, for next se­
mester. Early am, afternoon &
wknds Pay 'negotiable. Call 9686284,

HELP WANTEDGENERAL
P/T SALES assistant at top Wall
' Street firm. Great resumé build­
er. Jeff M. 321-7532.
; . ;
PROGRAM COORDINATOR
20-40 hrs, BA degree pref, '3 yrs
experience in administration of
after school or pre-K program. ’
$9.60/ hour. Apply in person,
Kyrene School District, 8700 S.
Kyrene Rd., Tempe M-F 7:30am5pm. A pplication requires re­
sume & 3 reference letters.

O FFICE MNGR4EYE Service
Plan. People, comp, W/P exp. 30-,
40 hrs temp, may lead to perm.
V ery people, com p, wp, legal
document literate. 263-7675.
P/T GYM Aide 15-20 hrs/wk.
$ 5 / hr„ e x p erie n ce w orking
w/childrén. Interested? Call 897*
■■■6247:.
P/T; RECEPTIONIST/RLE cleric
in medical office. Moqday-Thursday 2:45pm-5pm. Call 949-5886.

*Australia *
*New Zealand*
M ajor US
C o rp o ratio n
expanding.
Call if you
h av e an
in te re st
in o v e rse a s
b u sin ess.

968-6754
For inform ation
3 Internship*
Available!
Full-service public rela­
tions, public aftairs, and
advertising firm is seek­
ing qualified applicants
for 3 to 5 month intern­
ships specializing in the
areas of public relations, :
governmental relations,
and advertising. 20 hours
per week, $5.00/hr. Please
forward resume with fac­
ulty recommendation(s)
and writing or portfolio
samples to;
Nelson, Robb, DuVal
& DeMenna
Attn: Rita Oerke
3550 N. Central Aye.
Suite 1200
Phoenix 85012
Ph: 264-5707

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

HELP WANTEDCLERICAL

HELP WANTEDFOOD SERVICE

JOB

W A N tED : PHOTOGRAPHER
for Saturday, Dec. 17. Need to
see portfolio: Will provide film.
Call Kris, 431-8498:

EXECUTIVE ANSWERING Svc
has . immediate p/t positions for,
frien d ly operato rs startin g at
$6/hr. Must have computer exp,
type 45+ wpm & know 10-key,
Gall 264-4000 for appt.

GIANNI RESTAURANT, spe­
cializing in authentic Northern
Italian cuisine isVoming to Tem­
pe ! We need bartenders, servers &
bussers! Apply at 640 S. M ill
#117 Dec. 5 - Dec 9, 10-12am.
Ph# 902-0600.

A TTEN TIO N ALL Students!
Over $5 Billion in private sector
grants & scholarships is now
available. All students are eligible
regardless of grades, income, or
parent’s income. Let us help. For
more inform ation call: 1-800959-1605 ext. F59182,

W AREH O USE
$6-$7/hr M icroA ge, a leading
computer reseller, is hiring clean
cut individuals with whse exp.
for the evening shift 4pm-close.
C all Pro-Tern Service. Today
Tempe 820-4366.

HELP WANTEDFOOD SERVICE
ACCEPTING APPS for: Driv­
ers, & counter help, $5/hr + tips.
Sammy B’s Pizza, 945-8850,

WAREHOUSE & delivery per­
sonnel for p /t, f/t p e rm anent
pos., handling furniture. Able to
lift. O pen M on-Sat, flex sch.
Starts at $5,25/hr...Apply at 963
W. 23rd St . Tempe.

RE M A JO R /FIN m in o r pref.
. Show properties, co llect info,
must know CAP rate. 820-6432
RECEPTIONIST - Duties incl
taking appts, answer phones, &
■retail sales. Icon H air, Scotts
Fashion Sq. Charlene, 941-8656.

WARRIORS GYM in N. Scot­
tsdale is looking for enthusiastic
employees interested in Working
in the health & fitness field. All
shifts avail!, early a.m! prefer­
able. Contact Dana at 401-4005.

SODA STOCKERS heeded im­
mediately! Tw o shifts avail to
stock grocery store w/beyèrage
products, $5/hr plus 28i/mile. If
you are reliable, detail oriented,
have good math skills, & owp
transportation please call today!
838-8405V We encouragé a di­
verse woikforce. Kelly Services.
Never an applicant fee. EOE.

HELP WANTEDSALES

SPECIALTY SPORTING goods
sto re n e ar A SU . Salés b a ck ­
ground pref. Call 894*6778.
TE A C H E R 'S A IDE M pn-Ffi
8:30-11:30am. Enthusiastic, hard­
working, loves kids, 821-4)224.

t e a c h e r s As s is t a n t s need­
RFC NOW hiring team members
and delivery drivers. 967-C85&! : ed at Montessori. School p/t aftemoons. year around only. Near
’ 1030 W, Broadway. Tempe.
Rural/Guadalupe 730-8886.
MGMT POS open. AZ Fundrais­
THE ARIZONA House of Repre­
ing. Tfahsp a. must! Eviig^p/t.
sentatives is seeking applicants
Bam $1 ¿50/hr.C ail 216-3573.
for Page po sitio n s for the up­
MODEL SE A R C H , M ajestic
coming regular session of the leg­
Lingerie needs models for linger­
islature. Pages provide general as­
ie show a t Pranksters, For info
sistance to members and staff. Po­
call Majestic at 437-2922. •
sitions are fulltime and die pay is
$6.23 per hour. Call Shannon or
M 0D E L S /M O V IE EX TRA S.
Jenny at 542-3656! O nly tw o . ,
All types needed for music video.
weeks left to interviéw.
Pay $300 per day . 266-6224.
VALET PARKING attendants
.NEW HAMPTON Inn opening
for Christmas season, :Dec 1-Jan
soon in Scottsdale. A ccepting
15. Must be willing to drive t o .
apps for all positions! Apply a t
Phx, Scctfts. etc: & avail to work
Pima Motel. 7330 N. Pima Rd!
thru Dec. Avg $8/hr, 861-9182.

NO EXP nee, p/t, will train. Avg
earnings $ 10-25/hr. Call MaTkfor info, ^00723-3438.

State P ress Finals E dition

Tuesday, December 6, 1994

P age 62

DO YOU have; sales experience?
We are looking for ASU’s top
grads, who are hungry for oppor­
tunity and $$$! Our Inside Sales
R eps are earning $25-60K in
their first year. Base, high com­
missions and rich bonus plans.
Professionals need only apply,;
this is a career position- College
degree required. Fax resume to
602-998-1611 or mail to Master­
ing Computers Inc., attention Di­
rector o f Sales, PO Box 12009419. Scottsdale, AZ 85267: No
phone calls please. ' .

HELP WANTEDCLERICAL

CORK *N CLEAVER
Acc apps for lunch host(ess),
lunch food serv er & evening
cocktail. Will train, p/t, concern
w/appearance, reliabliiity & per­
sonality are important. Apply in
person. M -F 2-5pm or by appt.
5101 N. 44th St. 952-0585.

DO C & E D D Y ’S

PETE'S I9TH Tee Restaurant ac­
cep tin g a p p lic atio n s fo r p/t
kitfehen help & wait staff. Apply
in person, 1405 N. Mill, 1 mile
north o f Mill Ave bridge at Roll­
ing Hills Golf Course.

JOB
OPPORTUNm|^_ OPPORTUNITIES

ALPHA PI M u w ould like to
congratulate the Fall 94 initiates.
Good work!

SERVERS/SANDWICH COOKSSw epsen's Tempe: has immed,
' openings. No exp nec. Day/evening shifts avail, p/t. Apply TuesFri, 4-5pm, Price & Baseline.

AMY A N N , A ndrew ; B ella,
Christa, Craig and Dena: Thanks
for your hard work, it paid off!
Happy Holidays- Derek.

HELP WANTED-

FREE"
LOST/FOUND

15 DATA ientry positions avail­
able. No experience needed, ft/pt
flexible hours, S8/hr + bonus.
Apply at Autom, 5226 S. 31st Pi,
Phx. Pam, 243 5200.

MARILYN S M EXICAN Rest
needs host & Wait staff, cocktailers, bussers & bartenders ft/pt,
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favored, so long as you’re not
extravagant. Y our thinking is
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plus. A friend might be difficult.
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