Copyright, State Press. 1994 Tempe, Arizona Thursday, November 17,1994 An Independent Morning Daily Voi. 78 No. 59 ‘T h e y t r i e d t o r i p o f f o n e o f h i s e a r s ’ ing up” a skateboard. Able asked him to attack occurred as an “attractive nuisance” up the mess, but he refused. The for skateboarders. ASU custodian injured in ‘savage beating clean “It isn’t the first time skateboarders group continued to ignore Able, despite B y K aryn R ied ell S ta te P ress An ASU custodian sustained severe injuries after being attacked Monday by a group of skateboarders oil campus. John Able was knocked unconscious from the attack, which left him with a hair­ line fracture of the skull as well as bruis­ ing, sw elling and lacerations, said Val P eterson, d irec to r o f F acilitie s Management. Able was taken to Tempe St. L uke's hospital for treatm ent and was released that night. “They tried to rip off one of his ears,” Peterson said. “It seems to me that it was a pretty savage beating.’1 The incident occurred at about 6 p.m. when Able was on the east side o f the S tudent S ervices B uilding, R adaw na Michelle, acting crime prevention coordi­ nator for the ASU Department of Public Safety, said the group of skateboarders consisted o f six juveniles in their late teens. They were wearing baggy clothes and hats on backwards. According to the ASU DPS report, a girl with blonde hair was also in the group, and one of the skaters was very tall. Peterson said the incident began when Able saw one member of the group “tear­ Staff at odds over proposed changes to paycheck dispersal B y L isa G o n d e r in g e r S ta te P ress Nicholette Sheldon carefully budgets the paycheck she receives twice a month from her job as an accountant at KAKT-TV (Channel 8). v'y L iv in g in a single-incom e household, she depends on receiv­ ing every dollar of her paycheck, which comes on the 15th and 31 st o f each: month. But a proposal being discussed by the Classified Staff Council would actually reduce the amount o f money she and other staff members receive on each paycheck. throwing tight budgets like Sheldon's into a tailspin. "To change in any way what we receive on our paychecks, that has a lot o f ram ificatio n s.” Sheldon said. “For some people like me. there's no second income to buffer any changes.” ; These possible changes are the result of a discussion to move the staff to a system of biweekly pay, where paychecks would be dis­ tributed every other Friday instead o f on the 15th and 31st. This would cause the amount on checks to be reduced slightly because the year would be divided into 26 pay periods instead of the current 24. Pat Secóla, office specialist in the student financial assistance office and m em ber o f the Classified Staff Council, helped research the issue of biweekly pay, surveyed staff and drafted a proposal to present to ASU President Lattie Coor. “This is an issue that has been festering for years.” Secóla said. "This is something that will affect everyone in a major way.” She said the proposal was drafted after a number of staff members voiced concern to the council that under the current sys­ tem . an em ployee’s pay must sometimes be stretched over three weekends, creating a financial burden for some staff. But those opposed to biweekly pay. like Sheldon, worry that their T urn to P ay, page repeated requests. Finally, they attacked him. Another custodian went inside to call 911, Peterson said. When he relumed, he found Able on the ground. The six skate­ boarders were gone. Peterson said that Able would not be able to give a detailed description of the people, but would recognize them if he saw them again. Able is at home recuperating, Peterson said, and he may require an operation on his ear. Peterson described the area where the have been there,” he said. “We regularly have to call DPS to shoo them away.” Skateboarding has become a “fairly large problem” for the University, Peterson added. He said that the skateboarders damage campus property by chipping concrete when they jum p concrete benches and ramps. Peterson reported that Tempe police are also becoming involved because they are concerned about the attack, which is being investigated by ASU DPS as a case of aggravated assault. and that’s the way it is IMIII ru u m v o u u s rio o o W alter Cronkite recognizes Bernard Shaw (seated) W ednesday w ith the 11th annual W alter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism and Telecommunication in front Of a crowd of 700 at the Phoenician resort in Phoenix. : 2. Professor: Learned H an d stood courageously in ‘dark era B y M ike L e sh o w it z Spe c ia l t o t h e S ta te P ress The late Judge Learned Hand acted courageously when he publicly protested red-baitjng tactics during the McCarthy era, a visiting law professor said Wednesday at ASU. . .. Stanford law professor Gerald Gunther told a crowd of several hundred at the ASU College o f Law that Hand’s willingness to take stands on political issues and to oppose the federal governm ent’s wishes ruined his chances of being appointed to the Supreme C ourt This was despite his 52 years as a federal judge and numerous accolades he received from those who worked with him. INSIDE STA TE PR ESS W eather O utlook Mostly sunny and cool. High 65, low 44. Gunther recently wrote a biography detailing Hand’s ideas and life. “The fact that (Hand) spoke out publiclyr forcefully and eloquently against the evil (of Communist witch hunting) before any other established public figure helped a great deal to move the country beyond that dark era,” Gunther said. Gunther also authored the most popular casebook used over the past 20 years in constitutional law courses in American law schools. He is at ASU to teach a threeweek course on judicial biography. Gunther began his legal career as a law clerk for Hand from 1953-54, when Gunther was fresh out of Harvard World/ Nation A tornado spawned by a tropical storm leveled a mobile home park in Florida. Page 3 Sports Emma Witkowski and the ASU women's basketball team lost Wednesday night after the game was called due to a power outage. Page 11 Law School and Hand was a revered 70-year-old judge for the Second Circuit Court of Appeals. Gunther said that even after spending the last 20 years sifting through Hand’s correspondences and legal writ­ ings and discovering some unflattering examples of Hand’s extra-marital dalliances, Hand is still one of his idols. The more than 2,000 legal opinions drafted by Hand covered almost every field of jurisprudence and were always tempered by his far-reaching involvement and knowledge of politics and the social issues of his day, Gunther said. T urn to P rofessor, page 2. Where To Find It Classifieds......................... j!4 Comics..................... 10 Crossword.................... - .......6 Horoscopes .......................«15 Opinion.................................. 4 Police Report......................>..7 Sports...................................11 Today's Activities............. ...2 W o r l d / N a t i o n , .........,...3 Page 2 S t a t e P ress Thursday, November 17,1994 Pay. T oday C ontinued • A lcoholics Anonymous — Closed A.A. campus meeting. Moon, Newman C enter base­ ment/Aquinas Hall. • School of Music — Lecture/performance by UC-Santa Barbara. W orkshop in Indian & Arab Musical Instrument Performance, 3:30 p.m.-5 p.m., Music E286. Lecture/performance, 7:30 p.m., Music Recital Hall, fifth floor. • MUAB — Movie: “Star Trek VI: The Pinal Frontier.” 2:40 p.m., Union Cinema, MU lower level. Performance by Shardhouse. 12:30 p.m., MU Programming Lounge. • Canterbury-Episcopal Campus Ministry — Thanksgiving dinner at the chaplain’s house. 6 p.m., carpool from St. A ugustine’s Church; northeast corner of Broadway and College. • Hillel Jewish Student Center — Beit Kafe. Join Hillel feu cof­ fee, conversation and current events. 3 p.m.-4:30 p.m., Gold Bar Espresso Coffeehouse; southwest corner o f Southern and M cClintock. Ride from H illel available, 2:45 p.m. • Am erican M arketing Association — Speaker oil Sexual harrassment. Elections will also be held, social hour to follow. 4:30 p.m.. BAC 218. • Psi Chi — R egular member meeting. Guest speaker: Dr. Leona Aiken, discussing Health. Psychology issues. 5:30 p.m .. Psychology Building, Room 205. • Program for Southeast Asian Studies — Brown bag lecture: “Semantics of the Thai Classifier System ,” by Ms. Da Jaturongkachoke, anthropology. 12:15 p.m., LLC50. • Native Am erican Students V O TE Association — General meeting. S p.m., American Indian Institute. • Philosophy Chib — Reading of Daniel Dennett’s article: “Where Am I?” 4 p.m., Physical Sciences A309. . • American Indian Institute — Annual feast-n-fest: Guest speak­ er, Ms. Mary Kim Titla; Special guest, Vincent Craig. Food and entertainm ent. 7 p.m .. United Methodist Church; Uni versify, and Forest. ■ • Snowdeviis Ski and Snowboard Club — Weekly meeting, fol­ lowed by exclusive shopping night at Ski Pro. Everyone going on the Utah trip must meet to pick up itinerary. 6:36 p.m., Cluck-U; 855 S. Rural Road. •U ltim ate Erisbee at ASU — Open scrimmage, all levels wel­ come. 5:30 p.m., Bandfields; east corner of Rural Road and Sixth Street» KASR V — Supermodel tours cam pus, hangs with the Farce Side, models the new KASR 1260 bikini line and is caught in a love triangle. 11:30 p.m., Channel 22. • Asian Students Association — General meeting, everyone invited. 4:30 p.m., MU Yuma, Room 211. • N ative Am erican Business Organization — Academic lun­ cheon. G uest speaker: Siera Russell. Noon, MU Arizona. • MEChA Valle Del Sol Central — D em onstration against P roposition 187. M arch from Cesar Chavez Plaza to the State C apitol. 11 a.m ., 200 W. Washington S t, Phoenix. • SEAC — Meeting. Director of Tona T ierra talks about Super Fund Sites in the Valley. 3 p.m., MU third floor. C ontinued from page 1. Hand’s strong opinions about the impor­ tance of judicial independence surfaced in his decision to protect the dissident speech of w ar protesters during W orld War I. Refusing to side with the- federal govern­ ment’s strong anti-dissent attitudes, Hand upheld a standard for protecting speech that went beyond even the most liberal First Amendment interpretations Of the era. Gunther quoted a letter of Judge Hand in which he described the political fallout of deciding for the newspapers and against the government during wartime. “He knew that his chances for promotion to the Second Circuit, which at that time were realistic, might well be destroyed if ruled against the government.” Hand spent seven more years as a lower court judge before gettingjtal promotion’ “There doesn’t seem to be a strong opinion one way or the other among staff,” Malaga said. “It is an issue that has been around for a long time, and I think it just suits some people’s lifestyles better to be paid regularly every other Friday.” CSC President Robert Curry said either pay system would work for him. The results of the staff survey reflected the similar attitudes. “The results were pretty even, with a slight majority favoring biweekly pay,” he said. “I think the main benefit of the system is that it would be easier for people to budget because it would be more consistent and they wouldn’t have to stretch over those occasional three weekends between paychecks.-’ Curry said the proposal is still in the discussion stage, and the next step is to find Coor’s reaction to die proposal, arid form a committee with human resources and staff members to discuss whether to implement the plan. cat shuts off power to part of ASU B y K aryn R if.dell S ta te P ress Parts of the campus were affected by a half-hour power outage Wednesday night, according to Keith Jennings, ASU News Bureau spokesman. Many of the campus buildings have back-up power that kicked in, but for some reason, the back-up power did riot come on in the College of Law Library and the Student R ecreation Com plex, Jennings said. The U niversity Activity Center also lost its power, causing the cancellation of a women’s basketball game. ASU Department of Public Safety evacuated some of those buildings. An Arizona Public Service Co. representative said the outage was caused by a blown substation in Tempe after a cat was caught in some of the equipment. The official said thé first call about the outage came in at 8:19 p.m. arid power was restored at 8:52 p.m. Overall, 4.000 Tempe customers were without service. PRIESTHOOD ASASU SPECIAL ELECTIONS find oul The following o ffices and issues will be on the ballot: w h a t themedia is NOT telling you • Executive Vice President • Campus Affairs V ic e President • 1 2 Senate seats (one fromeach college) Vote at any of the following locations: Site Name Times Onen Location Memorial Union Silt 9:00 am - 9:00 pm Student JRec. Çtr. Site 9:00 am - 9:00 pm BAG-BA Site 9:00 am - 4:00 pm BAC patio area ; . Palm Walk Sitp 9:00 arç - 4:00 pm Palm Walk and Tyler Mall Law tibran' Site 9:00 am - 2:00 pm North entrance to Law. Library Neeb fiali Site 9:00 a m -2:00 pm East of Neeb Hall, outside " North of MU, outside Paid for by ASASU 1. P ro fe sso r— M isguided to d a y : from page individual paychecks would be reduced. Many also worried that there would be a possible “lag tim e” when the switch between systems was made, where a week’s worth of pay would be held until the employee was terminated. Susan M alaga, assistant vice president of human resources, said she thought it would be possible to implement the system without the anticipated “lag time.” “If the decision is made to implement the sys­ tem, we are looking at ways to possibly imple­ ment the system that brings the least amount of hardship to staff,” she said. Malaga also said the reduction on each paycheck would be fairly significant, but that it would be balanced opt by two more pay periods each year. Under the current system, she said someone with a salary of $20,000 Would receive gross pay of $833, where under the biweekly system it would drop to $769. North of SRC, outside ■ Catholic Diocese of Phoenix vi;\ Office of Vocations Rev. Fr. R. Cjfermnts 400 East Monnoe Street Phoenix, Arizona 85004 (602) 257-0030 World/Nation S t a t e P ress Page_3 Thursday, November 17, 1994 3rd-largest nuclear power vows to scrap all nukes b}fyear 2000 KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — Progress in worldwide nuclear arms reduction got a major boost Wednesday with the Ukrainian parliament's long-awaited approval of the Non-Proliferation Treaty.. *; > • The action, cm a 301-8 vote, puts the worid’s thiidlargest nuclear power firmly on the toad to total nuelear disarmament. The former Soviet republic of 52 mil­ lion people now is obliged to get rid of its nuclear weapons by about the turn of the century. Coming after months of intense ld>bying by the international community, especially the United States, it also is a significant step in strengthening ties with the West. President Leonid Kuchma, spurred cm by Weston support for his economic reforms program, had staked a great deal of his political credibility cm steering die treaty through an often recalcitrant pailiamenL “It’s the first time in history that a state that owns nuclear weapons is voluntarily giving them up,” Kuchma said after the vote. Ukraine inherited an arsenal of 176 nuclear mis­ siles and around 1,800 nuclear warheads when the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. The nation has dismantled an estimated 400 of the warheads and sent them to Russia as part of an agree­ ment among Washington, Moscow and Kiev. But it had hesitated in ratifying the Non-Proliferation Treaty. Officials cited insufficient financial compensation and a lack of security guarantees. Foreign Minister Hennady Udovenko told legisla­ tors before the vote, however, that after months of negotiations, die United States, Britain and Russia had provided satisfactory guarantees hours earlier, France will provide a similar assurance later, he said Udovenko heralded the security pledges as a “tri­ umph for Ukrainian diplomacy and Ukrainian inde­ pendence.” He stressed that they included assurances against Ukraine being attacked by both nuclear and conventional weapons together widi substantial finan­ cial support from die West ^ Kuchma, a former missile plant director, has por­ trayed possession of the weapons —~ which Ukraine 1 has no capability to launch — as a profound liability. . “Experts estimate it will cost $10 biliion to $30 bil­ lion a year To keep nuclear weapons,” he told legisla­ tors. “It means we have to sell all our possessions to keep them.” A number of lawmakers voiced concern about the delicate post-Soviet relationship between Russia and Ukraine, which is struggling with ethnic Russian seressicmisls in Crimea. • Responding, Udovenko read a short statement from Russian President Boris Veltsin which contained secu­ rity guarantees “recognizing the inviolability o f Ukraine’s territorial integrity.” Under the nonproliferation treaty, non-nuclear states forswear acquiring nuclear arms in exchange for aid from the nuclear powers to develop peaceful nuclear energy. Ukraine, because it did not develop its arsenal but inherited it, is defined as a non-nuclear state. Nate Hewes (left) and Si Gagon search the remains of a mobile home belonging to Gagon’s son Wednesday morning. A tornado ripped through the mobile home park in Barefoot Bay, Fla., Tuesday night without warning, kitting one person and injuring 40. Twister levels mobile home park Florida tornado spawned by tropical storm; one person dead, 40 injured BAREFOOT BAY, Fla. (AP) — A tornado spawned by Tropical Storm Gordon ripped through this retirement community, killing at least one person and turning hun­ dreds of mobile homes into hulks of mangled aluminum and asbestos. Metal hung from trees like huge strips of tinsel and debris was strewn everywhere in this Atlantic Coast town of 7,000 people about 145 miles north of Miami. The twister bounced across a two-mile stretch just after 7 p.m. EST Tuesday, destroying as many as 100 mobile homes and damaging 500 more. Forty people were injured; authorities did not know the identity of the person killed. “Frames of houses, siding, sheds, washers, dryers, a boat overturned, fiberglass insulation, anything that’s in a house was all over the lawns and the streets,” freelance photographer Jeff Cross told Florida Today. Police and rescuers went door-to-door Tuesday night, using flashlights to search for more victims in the dark, rainy weather. “It’s pure hell out there,” said sheriff’s Officer Dallas Durr. About 150 people took refuge at two shelters. The National Hurricane Center also reported tornadoes about 100 miles south in Lake Worth, Delray Beach and near Jupiter Inlet. No serious injuries were reported. Downed power lines cut off electricity to about 2,000 people in Lake Worth. Gordon also whipped up winds that grounded a 506foot freighter just yards from shore in Port Everglades early Tuesday, and caused a traffic accident that killed a pregnant woman Monday. The storm was nearly stationary in the Gulf of Mexico early today with maximum sustained winds of 50 mph. The center was about 115 miles south of Sarasota. The deadliest tropical storm of the season hit Florida after wreaking havoc in the Caribbean. At least 100 peo­ ple were confirmed killed in Haiti, and the independent Radio Signal FM reported the death toll was at least 400. The president of the Red Cross in Haiti, Dr. William Fougere, refused to give a figure. Two people died in Jamaica and two in Cuba. More than 8 1/2 inches of rain fell in Homestead, which supplies half o f the nation’s winter vegetables. Winds scarred eggplant, squash and peppers. About 26,000 south Florida customers remained with­ out power late Tuesday, according to Florida Power & Light. About 367,000 had been blacked out. Among the flotsam thrown up on Florida’s beaches were five packages o f cocaine. Bricks o f about two pounds each were found in the St. Augustine area in north Florida. Bosnian Serbs get reinforcements from rebel Muslims A French United N ation* peacekeeper jumps off his armored personnel carrier at a U.N. obser­ vation post in a dem ilitarized zone near Sarajevo, Boenla-Heraegovina. The soldier was appar­ ently taking cover after government forces and Serbs sxchanged fire in tbs arsa. SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina (AP) Bosnian Serbs fighting die Muslim-led gov­ ernment to reclaim strategic territory in north­ western Bosnia before winter sets in got fresh help Wednesday from rebel Muslims. The United Nations reported that 15 to 20 truckloads of rebel Muslims crossed over from Croatia to reinforce the Bosnian Serbs. The rebels, who fled to Croatia after their renegade Muslim commander lost control of the Bihac region in August, have backed Bosnian Serbs before. Bosnia’s M uslim president, A lija Izetbegovic, toned down Ids earlier optimism and said the situation on the Bihac pocket front line was “extremely difficult” But government statements about involve­ ment of Croatian Serbs and Serb-dominated Yugoslavia in the fighting appeared calculated to pressure the international community to act against die Seib assaults. . The United Nations has accused Croatian Seib rebels, who occupy a third of Croatia, of providing artillery cover to Bosnian Serbs in Bihac, but there was no independent confirma­ tion of Yugoslav army involvement. Yugoslav intervention would likely draw a harsh intonadonal response, particularly after the United Nations eased sanctions on Yugoslavia for cutting off supplies of fuel and other war material to the Bosnian Serbs. Yugoslavia has been blam ed for the upheavals in Bosnia and Croatia by supporting rebel Serbs in those countries after they seced­ ed from Yugoslavia, now comprised only of Serbia and Montenegro. Jadranko Prlic, defense minister of a new federation of Bosnian Croats and Muslims, said the Muslim-led Bosnian government army and Bosnian Croat militias could hold the lines around Bihac. But he demanded the United Nations allow allied Croatia to retaliate against any attacks from Serb-held territory on the Bihac defend­ ers. Croatia has condemned artillery attacks by Croatian Serbs against Bosnian government troops, and suggested it would retaliate if the international community does not. The Bosnian prime m inister, Haris Siljadzic, alleged that three Yugoslav army missile brigades and one Yugoslav parachute brigade were helping Bosnian Serbs attack Velika Kladusa, the former stronghold of Muslim rebels on the Bosnia-Croatia border. There was no independent confirmation of intervention by the Yugoslav army, whose support permitted the Bosnian Serbs to over­ run 70 percent of Bosnia. Opinion Page 4 Thursday, November 17, 1994 S t a t e P ress irrrrB ira s s ® H State P ress ca m pa ig n ! ditorial ÀFl Ip o s t e r s ! T - s h ir t s L P ra y — o r p re y ? The road to H ell is, as they say, paved with good inten tions. And the R epublican patty is readying another cobblestone. . Given, the freshman congressmen ushered in by a mandate from the people this month — and the old guard incum bents — are anxious to begin implementing the “Contrata: With America.” And, no doubt, with good intentions. B u t th e p ro p o sa l to “le g a liz e ” p rayer in schools should scare anyone with foresight Specifically, it’s a plan tó create a constitutional amendment which would “allow” students the right to prayw m school — by allowing school boards to determ ine how and by whom prayer in school would be allow ed Prayer in sch ool is on e o f th ose perennial political cans o f worms that com es up regularly in American politics; a battleground where the benches have been not only dug, but reinforced decade after decade. And, at la st, the GOP is looking toward victory. O f course, it wouldn’t be much o f a victory. The first diitdc in the wall between church and state will come as welcome to gleeful fundamentalists. At last, they’ll have prayer in school — and besides, once the first barrier falls, it’s much easi­ er to collapse the others. Sure — it worked in the McCarthy era, didn’t it? That was when “under God” was added to the Pledge o f A llegiance — after a ll, Com m unists were atheists, right? So it was perfectly fine to enforce Christian values. Granted, the new measure would be more toler­ ant — school districts would be able to pick and choose, and the prayers could be tailored to the reli­ gious faith o f the local area. O f c o u r se , i f you d o n ’t happen to b e a Christian, you’ll still be discriminated against. If you happen to be a C hristian not o f the Catholic or mainstream Protestant faiths, you ’ll be discriminated against. B ecau se the m easure isn ’t really a call for “rights” or “equalities." It’s an attempt to secure dominance for the dominant faith. To reinstall the chim erical “Christian values” that have existed throughout America’s history. Perhaps the religious right should recall the fact that Christianity hasn’t always been a positive bene­ fit The excesses o f the Christian Romans against the pagans, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Thirty Year’s War, the forced conversion and reli­ gious slaughter o f the B altic peop les and nonEuropeans, .the Salem and European Witch Trials, Jonestown, the Koresh cu lt the shooting o f abortion doctors — these are dark incidents, exposing the fad: that as humans, we have an evil side — and one capable o f corrupting our moral visions. Prayer in sch ool is currently a right; any stu­ dent has the lig h t to, in a private and non-disruptive manner, call upon the God o f h is or her faith — whether that be God, Allah, Shaitan or Loki. And, m ost certainly, any attem pt to lim it this right should be opposed. But the attempt to begin school-directed, spon­ sored or even encouraged prayer is foolish —* it m ove toward creating a one-faith, one-god, onevision society. And America sim ply isn’t such a society. , N ot should it becom e one. S TAFF STATE PRESS M ontinis views reveal true self A fter any electoral debacle there is the ritual of self-analysis. Invariably the political autopsy ARRY R. leads to finger pointing. This year, K e l l e y the ugliest autopsy comes from E J. Montini. In his post-election rationale the Arizona Republic columnist refused to accept the results of last week’s plebiscite. With a deroga­ tory indictment of the public’s vote, Montini labeled Arizona’s federal delegation as “a whiteout.” Specifically, his quarrel with the voters of Arizona is that the election's victors were, in his words, “snow whites.” Congressman Ed Pastor, being Hispanic, was given a reprieve and only labeled a “dwarf.” E.J. really knows how to flatter a guy. What apparently invalidates the elections o f John Shadegg, Jon Kyi, Jim Kolbe, J.D. Hayworth, Matt Salmon and Bob Stump in Montini’s view is the fact they are all white males above the age of 35. Such homogeneity is an insult to the ideal of representative government.• More than 50 percent of Arizona’s population is made up o f women, while A sian-A m erican, H ispanic and A frican-A m ericans m ake up 30 percent. M o n tin i’s grievance is that since Arizona’s delegation incorporates only one of these demographics, it invalidates any mandate the candidates may claim to representing all of Arizona. Let’s not forget the under-representation of blue-eyed, blond-haired, left-handed Russo-Turkish Jews of African extraction, E.J.! While Montini is a keen observer of the obvious, i.e. the homogeneity of Arizona’s delegation, he is oblivious to the obtuse. The source of M ontini’s liberal angst is the Constitution’s guarantee of representative government, not proportional government. Montini has mistaken America for Italy (women who shave should be your first tip-off, E J.), the creme de la creme of proportional anarchy. Over the past 49 years, the Italian Parliament has formed over 48 governments, averag­ ing a new government every 11 months. Nor is it a pan­ theon of ethical purity. For Montini, Italy would be a step up on the ladder of international realpolitik. In Western democracies, propor­ tional representation is determined by blocks of votes and leads to multi-party coalitions. Yet, by playing the race card and depicting the state of Arizona “as one of the those pri­ B vate country clubs whose only members are w hite,” Montini apparently believes we should choose our elected officials according to their pigmentation. Why don’t we just be done with it and rename Congress the U.S. House of Multicultural Representation and the Senate of Cultural Diversity? Representative government 4s designed for the purpose of gauging the public’s political temperature, not epidermal tincture. Victory and defeat is determined by counting votes, not chromosomes. If ideas were of no import and all that mattered was melanin, there would be no need for elections, just an annu­ al census. This is not the case. To believe that blacks, Hispanics, women or any population segment is politically monolithic is to believe in mythology. Last week in California, Governor Pete Wilson was re­ elected carrying a majority of Asian-American voters and a third of African-Americans. In Texas, George W. Bush defeated Ann Richards by winning 1 out of every 3 Hispanic voters. In Ohio, 40 percent of black voters voted for Republican Governor George Voinovich, in addition to electing the first black treasurer in the state’s history, also a Republican. Can Montini say that these officials do not “represent” all their constituents? Arizonans elected two women, Secretary of State-elect Jane Hull and Superintendent-elect Lisa Graham, to state-wide office. The rejection of a woman incumbent by people of Congressional District 6 is not a rebuke of women, but rather a compliment: voters determine their support according to what a candidate stands for, not the fact whether one has ovaries. When Democrats need a firing squad, it is said, they form a circle. If that is true, then Montini is their top gun. The surest way of losing the next election is to insult the people who voted in the last. Depicting Arizonans as racist and sexist since no women or blacks were elected to Congress is tawdry. Worse, it’s insulting to the very same citizens Montini claims to be standing up for. Suggesting that women walk into a polling station and blindly vote for the female candidate is elitist and sexist. Such logic is dependent upon women being mindless dolts incapable of independent thought. Implying minorities only vote for minority candidates is the racial equivalent to believing Anglo voters will only pull the lever for Anglo candidates: both are fallacious. In his arduous task to rationalize a statewide rebuke of his personal philosophy, E J. Montini has become precisely what he denounces: A bigot. Barry R. Kelley is a graduate student studying Asian history. JASON OWSLEY. Editor DAVID STROW, Managing Editor KRIS FRIDRICH ..„„...Nigto Editor Readicker. CiARIN G R O F F . E d i t o r PH O TO G R A PH ER S: Theresa Boettcher, Mark Kramer, GREG ZEMEIDA ...... ......Asst. City Editor N. Scott Trimble. DAVID LASPALUTÛ...................... :..,„.News Editor UNSIGNED EDITOR: James Frusetta A. MARJORY KAMINSKI............................Opinion Editor COLUM NISTS: Brian Anderson, James Frusetta, Barry CRAIG MACNAUGHTON............. .......„.„.„...Photo Editor Kelley, Diana Lopez, James Mahin, Mike Stevens, Chris JIM POULIN. . . . . . . . . . . .........Asst. 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State Press Phone N umbers Information.... ;...... ...965-7572 Newsroom............... 965-2292 Magazine........ ........965-1695 Advertising.............. 965-6555 Classifieds................ 965-6735 Opinion _________ Thursday, November 17, 1994 STATE P ress ________ _ P g g g _ 5 Adults dont seem to care about children’s rights books like Children’s Competence to Courts and M en’s want to keep the students at their schools from becoming Last weekend I was attempt­ Rights: A Handbook For The 80's. Now I’m sure that these free-thinking citizens? It could be the parents who don’t ing to research about children’s make for, um, fascinating reading, but nonetheless, they want their kids to become more educated than they are. (18 and under) civil rights in the Although highly unlikely, perhaps kids don’t want the weren’t for me. public school system. As I began There Was a point at which Tdid become a little excited. responsibilities of retaining their rights as the Constitution my search in the Hayden I came across a couple of books called A ‘Bill o f Rights ’ allows. L ibrary. I thought that the The reason kids are kept from.things like freedom of For Children and Rights o f Minors that seemed rather sources would be next to unlim­ promising. When the dust settled, I realized that these expression and freedom from illegal searches and seizures ited in quantity. Boy oh boy, was is derived from a combination of parents and school offi­ books contained none of the information that I needed. I ever wrong. There I sat, in the middle of the aisle, staring at volumes cials. Public schools are similar to military boot camps, in It seems as though there are upon volumes of books. There were green books, red books that the principal wants to see “good kids” succeed while all types of books relating to and purple ones, too. However, none of these were of any making sure that the “bad kids” fail. The parents of these children's civil rights. However, use to me. I began to theorize as to why there were no school children do not want to send a message to their kids none of these books, except for that they are entitled to many more things. These two fac­ books on kids’ rights in relation to public schools. one. had anything about rights in tors prohibit kids from developing a positive attitude about Maybe it’s because no one cares about kids and their public schools. Sure, there were books that had maybe a paragraph rights. Maybe writers think there are too many books on the the United States and the freedoms that our Constitution about religion and the separation of church and state. None, subject. Maybe some think there is not enough concern to guarantees. This, in turn, causes kids to have less respect except that one beautiful book, had anything to do with this merit an entire book. Yahoo! That’s it! Not enough to justi­ for authority and ultimately greater restrictions by parents topic. ■ . fy a whole book, but maybe enough for an article of some and school personnel. This is just a great big vicious circle, if you ask me. I pondered my limited options and decided that I must 'sort. The moral of the story, I jumped up, grabbed my not have entered the correct buzzword into the 1970s as the saying goes, is to model computer. So I fried a more specialized approach, backpack and headed for the lighten up if you’re a parent, this time typing in “freedom of speech in the public elevator like an escaped I discovered through my research principal or teacher. Instead schools." I thought that if I went through the Bill of Rights, prisoner. I went back down why the civil rights o f children are not of attempting to take away one by one. I might be able to come up with enough infor­ to the primitive computers the rights of your children, and began searching via the highlighted enough in today’s society. mation. try giving them a little more 1 found out very quickly that the whole “luck of the “article access” option. freedom instead. It might Once again, however, I Irish" thing was completely false. just come back at you in a Before I gave up my terminal to the buzzards surround­ was shut out. The computer ing me, I jotted down the call numbers to spine selected continued to regurgitate the same lackluster crap that it had positive way. Oh yeah, remember that “beautiful book” I was talking ~ titles and headed for the elevator. 1 arrived at the second before. about way up at the top? Well, both copies of that book, So what is it with this subject? I guess people don’t care floor with a feeling of hope, in my gut. However, this hope was dashed as I came to the "K" section, or the land of the enough to research and author literature on kids’ rights. I Teen Legal Rights: A Guide For The ‘90's, were checked discovered through my research why the civil rights of chil­ out. So, if you have that book, you are to blame for keeping “dream crushers" for more cynical people. I had hoped that I would get to the “K" section and find dren are not highlighted enough in today’s society. It’s sim­ me from writing a complete article on the children’s rights in the public schools. millions of books jumping off the shelves like some kind of ply because people don’t adequately appreciate kids. Well then, why is this? Why are kids’ civil rights not military paratrooper battalion. But nooo, this would have been too fortunate for old luckless Bri. Instead, I found given appropriate concern? Do all of these school officials Brian Anderson is a sophomore journalism major. There’s more KASR spends money on than CD’s This letter is a response to Brian Etheridge’s heap of misinformation that appeared in Nov. 14 issue of the Slate Press in the letters-to-the-editor section. * First off. Etheridge, let me explain to you and everyone else, that KASR has never released any statement "moan­ ing, crying and criticizing" ASASU. Believe me, 1 would know. ASASU helped us purchase a new on-air board this year, and I can also tell you that we are not the “ungrateful vagrants” that you have so blindly labeled us. 1 have to wonder who gave you that idea. Second. Etheridge, you state that KASR “need|s] to piggy back on other campus organizations” since we can't "attract advertisers.” This is just as false as your first state­ ment. Had you bothered to research, you'd know that we have lined up many advertisers in the last two years. Give, us a call and I’ll tell you who they are. Finally, Etheridge, you mentioned our budget. You claim that we annually spend $25,000 on CDs. In 1994, however, we bought a total of two CDs. One was a $14 production sound effects disc, and the other was not worth $24.986. In truth, we allocate our budget primarily for engi­ neering upkeep and general station maintenance (as all broadcast facilities require). The rest of the budget goes to employing five directors (whose average pay is five bucks an hour), and for sponsoring two or three charity and other events around campus. That’s where we use our money, Etheridge. Now you know. Brent Milner Senior Broadcasting State P ress i t etters to the editor EPy-.totM.ngt ICJBO@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU The State Press welcomes and encourages written response from our readers on any E-mail topic. AU letters must be typed, double-spaced and no longer than two pages to be eligible for publication. Please include your full name, class standing, major {or any other affiliation with the University) oad phone number. Only -Signed letters will be considered fo r puU katkm . Requests far anonymity will be grained only with an appropriate reason. Letters are subject to editing by the opinion page editor for factu­ al errors and print space availability. Letters containing obvious factual errors will be rejected. All letters must either be brought in person with a photo 1.0. to the Suae Press front desk in the basement of the Matthews Cent», or addressed to State Press, Box 871502, Arizona State University, Tempe Ariz., 85287-1502. No faxes, please. Com prom ise needed between ASASU, KASR Most people on campus who know me also know that it .takes a lot to get me to retort to something, especially something like the garbage written by Brian Etheridge on Nov. 14 regarding, am ong other things, KASR and ASASU. But I felt a clarification was more than necessary. First off, let me clear the air by explaining what KASR spends its $20,000 a-year budget on. The station must pur­ chase and upgrade equipment constantly, as well as main­ tain a number of constant phone lines that carry our weak (and I’ll admit it was weak) signal. We also pay seven stu­ dent directors who work at the station minimum wage for a m axim um of ten hours a week, absorbing more than half of our budget. How many organization directors on this cam­ pus do you know that only put ten hours a week in? I’d also like to point out that the station receives most of its music free from record labels, and that running a radio station for only $20,000 a year is insane. Ask KUPD or KEDJ what their operating budgets are like. I’d also like to point out a few things about Channel 2. RHA and KASR rely on one another for Channel 2. Channel 2 is operable only with a very expensive modula- W ailing W all atrocity: W here’s the verification? This is in response to the column titled, “Hear no evil, see no evil, report no evil: Middle East terrors not always part of the news,” on the opinion page on Nov. 15. I chal­ lenge her to show proof that a crippled man, in a wheelchair, was stoned to death at the Western Wall in Jerusalem. There had to be hundreds of other eye witnesses. Why did it not reach Reuters or CNN or any of the other major networks who keep full-time staff in Jerusalem? The column is full of other inaccuracies. No one can enter the plaza before the Western Wall without going through the check point. If an electric wheelchair is not allowed on the Sabbath then the guards dn duty would have stopped the man. There are no loose stones lying about the plaza, it is all paved. There is no sign at the entrance which reads in Hebrew, I quote, “A woman’s voice is like her gen­ italia and should be covered.” If the tour guide told her that was what a sign read, he was obviously playing a crude joke. 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He was taken to the county hospital, where he died in surgery. • Two men committed an armed robbery at the AM/PM m arket located at 2309 E. University Drive. The two men entered the store, and one of them pointed a handgun at the 25-year-old female clerk, demanding money. She gave the money to the other mail, who put it in a plastic bag. They both fled on foot. Both suspects are described as about 15 or 16 years old. One of the sus­ pects, who was wearing two bandannas, is described as 5-foot-11 and 140 pounds with brown hair and acne. The other, who was wearing a nylon Stocking over his head, is described as 5-foot-2 and 125 pounds. Compiled by State Press reporter Karyn ASU police reported the follow ing inci­ dents on Wednesday: • A female student reported that someone burglarized her 1987 Chevrolet while it was parked in Area 59. • A fire alarm sounded on the third floor of Manzanita Hall after it Was set off by bug spray. ! nir Clinch's Brakes Tem pe P o lic e R eport T h e C L U T C H P ro • A 59-year-old man was killed in a traffic accident in which his Honda Goldwing m otorcycle collided head-on w ith a Plymouth van driven by a 45-year-old man. • A 25-year-old man shot and killed himself once in the chest with a .380 semiautomatic while in his car in front of the Circle K at 15 W. Southern Avenue. His former girl­ friend works there and had just left 20 min­ utes earlier. They had spoken that morning, and she told him their relationship was Riedell 120 E. 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Tempe, AZ 85282 jrfOLDE DISCOUNT STOCKBROKERS Member NYSE and SIPC An Equal Opportunity Employer Sports S t a t e P ress P a ge l l Thursday, November 17, 1994 L ig h ts o u t fo r w o m e n ’s b a sk e tb a ll R ison suspended by Atlanta Falcons Andre Rison has had his problems this season, and they’re starting to get expensive. H ie Atlanta M oons * star receiver ■was 'Suspended for a game Wednesday for being late to a team m eeting. The action w ill cost him $37,000 in lost salary. Earlier this year, Rison fought on the field with former teammate Deion S anders, and the NFL fined him $7300. The suspension com es a week after the All-Pro wide receiver was critical of coach June Jones and the Falcons’ offense, but Jones said the only reason for the suspension was th at R ison was late after being warned to be on time. Cubs hire Angels bullpen coach The C alifo rnia A ngels' 1994 bullpen coach has been added to th e. Chicago C ubs’ coaching staff for n ex t season, the club said Wednesday. Max O liveras. 48. will be new C ubs m anager Jim R igglem an’s bench coach. Before 1994, Oliveras spent seven years as a manager in the Angels’ minor-league system, where he com­ piled a 500-465 mark. in an o th er m ove, the Cubs announced pitcher Randy Veres has been placed on waivers for the pur­ pose o f giving him unconditional release. Veres, 28l was 1-1 with a 5.59 ERA in 10 relief outings in 1994 for the Cubs. Compiled from AP reports A S U * C lu b C o r n e r 4 RUGBY CLUBS R e su lts - T h e m en's clu b placed sixth in the M ichelob C ontinental Rugby Classic in Tucson on Nov. 11 and 12. T he club beat U ofA and N ew M e x ic o T ech , bu t lo st to C olorado State and Colorado. The women's club lost both of its match­ es in the tournam ent to UofA and NAU. Next U p - Both clubs will compete a g a in s t R ed M ountain R.F.C . on Nov. 19. Sun Devils fall in game shortened by power outage B y L ee N ew m a n S tate P ress The ASU women’s basketball team and Tungsram, the Hungarian national team, shot the lights out Wednesday night — lit, erally. With just over 10 minutes remaining in Wednesday night's exhibition game, and Tungsram up 69-52, the U niversity Activity Center suffered a power failure, ending the game at that point. “I was being passed the ball right when the lights went out, and I got hit,” senior Tiffany Krahcnbuhl said. Sophomore Molly Tuter did the smart thing. “As soon as the lights went out, 1 ducked,” she said. Although they were not able to play a complete game, the Sun Devils were disap­ pointed with their play, especially the team's shooting. “We can play a hell of a lot better,” Krahenbuhl said. “We didn't get the shots we should have gotten.” “The only thing I can say we did right Turn t o w o m e n ' s, p a g e 12. Junior Emma Witkowski pitched in seven points in ASU's 69-52 loss to Tungsram. The game was called with 10 minutes remaing after the UAC suffered a power outage. Basketball to play final exhibition game Frieder looks to answer questions before beginning of regular B y D an M il l e r S t a t e P r e ss ASU basketball coach Bill Frieder is wrestling with some perplexing questions as he prepares his team for its final exhibition game tonight against Mexican Federation. Tip-off is at 7 p.m. at the University Activity Center. The Sun Devils outlasted Marathon Oil in overtime last Sunday to win their first preseason game, which gave the sixth-year coach an opportunity to make some early evaluations. “I have a lot of different thoughts and reactions on our basketball team after watching them against Marathon,” Frieder said. “The first reaction is that we are deeper and we have some depth and I think that’s gonna allow us to do more things and allow us to play the way we want to play for longer periods of time.” Frieder said the lack of an effective press, due in part to the absence of former defensive standouts Stevin Smith and Dwayne Fontana, was his next concern. This prompted Frieder to do some position shuffling to fill in the gaps. “Another reaction is that we don’t have everybody playing in the right position yet,” Frieder said. “I think we can utilize different people different ways and that just has to be determined. We’ll do some more experiment­ ing on Thursday (today) with different combinations and maybe playing people at different positions.” Mexican Federation lost 86-80 to Southern Methodist on Nov. 10 but recently defeated Texas A&M, 73-72. Mexican Federation forward Arturo Montes racked up 22 points and logged 40 minutes against the Aggies, while guard Oscar Castellanos chipped in 13 points. Ironically, the Aggies are the Sun Devils’ first-round opponent in the season-opening Maui Invitational this weekend. “I haven’t looked at (Mexican Federation) at all. I don’t know anything about their team,” Frieder said. “We’ve been spending all our time on (the T urn to men ’s, page 13. Press Senior Isaac Burton and the rest of the ASU men’s basketball team fin is h th e ir e x h ib itio n sc h e d u le a g a in s t M exican Federation at 7 tonight at the UAC. TV programmers fill space with pointless sports I thought that I would recover from the cancellation of the base­ AWN ball and hockey seasons. Boy, WAGNER was 1 wrong. Every time I turn on ESPN I Asst. miss those two sports. At least Editor they’re interesting to watch, but now we’re subjected to the pro­ gram m ing sports stations are scrambling to find to fill space. Which brings me to the ques­ tion: Why do they insist on tele­ vising the w orld’s most boring sports? Do programmers actually think that sports fans are so desperate that anything even resembling a sport will satisfy us? With this in mind, here are the 10 most pointless sports ever televised. • Fencing: First of all, the opponents are completely padded. What fun is that? How can there be any injury highlights if all they do is thrust dull metal rods at one another’s protected bodies? • Darts: The first time 1 threw darts, 1 had two, count them TWO, bulls eyes. Oh yeah, this sport is real tough. The board doesn’t move, the contestants don’t move and the highest points are scattered all across the board. As long as you can hit it, you have a shot to win. Boring. • Bowling: All the professional bowlers have the talent to bowl 300. So what’s stopping them? The lane never changes, the pins are always in the same place and they use the same technique every time they step up to bowl the ball. This just proves that bowling is all a matter of luck. After all, there really isn’t any sort of strategy involved. • Drag Boat Racing: The race is over in about three sec­ onds. Need I say more? • Rhythmic Gymnastics: It’s bad enough that we have to endure this sport once every four years in the Olympics, let alone in between. A couple of months ago, I was flipping through the sta­ tions when I came across the national high school champi­ onships for rhythmic gymnastics. This has got to be the- most hilarious sport ever. A bunch qf girls dancing around with hula hoops, ribbons and balance balls trying to be cre­ ative. Where do they find the judges to sit through this? Who knows, but they must be paying them one heck of a lot of money to do it. • Fishing: It’s bad enough going fishing to begin with. I actually didn’t think it could get any worse until I saw it on TV. They actually have shows on how to fish. Wtyat I want to know is how long can a person watch fishing on TV before they fall asleep or go nuts? I think the record is about 15 seconds. *' • Ping Pong: When it comes right down to it, table tennis is for people who are too out of shape to run around on a tennis court. Heck, even Forrest Gump couldn’t make it exciting. • Boxing: 1 have tried and tried to figure out the point of two men punching one another for the sake of punching one another. I can’t think of a single reason except it’s a good chance to see broken noses, bloody faces and black eyes. T urn to W agner, page 13. Sta te P ress Thursday; November 17,1994 Page 12 W o m en 's REAL PEOPLE WEAR FAKE NOSE RINGS C o n t i n u e d f r o m p a <;i I I . was put our uniforms on the right way,” Tuter said. ASU Coach Jacqueline Hullah was upset with her teams’ offensive execution. “We were rushing shots and taking bad shots instead of the shots coming to us,” she said. It didn’t help ASU much that Tungsram was hitting most every thing it put up from the outside. Tungsram was on pace to score 98 points in the game. Guard Karla Karch was 4 for 4 from three-point range and ended the shortened game with 24 points. “International teams are outstanding shooting teams and Hungary was no exception,” Hullah said. “There wasn’t a whole lot we could do when every one of their starters and every one of their bench players could hit a three-point shot like it was a lay-up,” Tuter said. ASU got strong play from its freshmen, including Chandra Lambert who ended with a team high 10 points. “All our freshmen were getting their feet wet for the first time, and they did some nice things,” Hullah said. ASU’s next game is its regular season opener against Illinois State on Nov. 25. The Sun Devils feel Illinois State doesn’t not match up to the team they faced last night. “I doubt Illinois State will have the caliber of shooting that we saw tonight,” Hullah said. “Hungary has such a well-rounded team, that Illinois State just won’t have,” Tuter said. “I doubt Illinois State will have a 6 -(foot)-3 point guard that can hit threes.” Despite ASU’s less than impressive showing, Tuter feels confident in the team’s ability. “We have a lot to improve on but it was good to get the first night jitters out of the way,” she said. “We’re going to be so much better than what we showed tonight.” ^ (We. carry real ones, too.) f ( y\ V~ Sterlins Silver: ^ Ankle Bracelets Toe Rinss, _ Hoops, Cuffs, Studs and Lots of M ijj Single J Earrinssl THE COOL JEWEL • 414 S. 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Maui Invitational) — prim arily Texas A&M.” Nine ASU players saw significant action in the Marathon game, four of whom spent portions of their last two seasons out of com­ mission with injuries. Senior point guard M arcell Capers, ju n io r forw ard M ario Bennett and sophomores Quincy Brewer and Jimmy Kolyszko have missed a combined . a f The Arizona Cetiter Downtown Phoenix Gary Vicory, nationally renowned hair stylist and creator o f the T & L Personal Styling Salon, w ill demonstrate how anyone can achieve all o f the glamorous looks you ever dreamed o f... in the convenience of your home and w ill style vour hair absolutely free, loin us for the fun and don't forget to bring a friend. total of 138 games in the last two years. 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Bud Light Mon-Thur 3-7 p.m. i .Sat 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun 12-9 p.m. n m in f U A iiA T A ii •'. : ■’ - (July 23 to Augf: 22) - % *You may make a major purchase; | for the.home how. It’s a wonderful day for real estate dealings: : aqd family interests. In business,^ though, don’t force issues: VJRG.O V ( Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) N ew s you’ve beep waiting forr£ comes now and^yeou’ll be very pleased. Some will make happy . traveFplans today: Evening hours;;, are tailor-made for romance and,;. good tlpies. LIE?RA fSept.' ^3 to Oct. 22) ‘ It’S a fortunate day for fin a n c ia l/ interests. Money projects turn fpr^* | tbd better. One. friend is difficult^ to get along with. Enjoy Family;^, activities tonight. , ->’■ SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) You’ll be putting your best foot forw ard today. Increased optL mism is likely now. A business m atter re q u ire s d ip lo m a c y .. Partners are on the sam e save length. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) A personal m atter brings you g reat satisfa c tio n today. HoWever, you may not see eyeto-eye with an adviser. In busL n ess, y o u ’re on the road to accomplishment, CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Benefits còme though friendship. Some Have luck in connection w ith a group a ctiv ity . An iimpromptu bit of entertainment is furt, bù.t a'v ò id 'q u arrèli about money.*.' ' AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-to Feb, 18) Today brings you an important success in connection with busi­ ness. Be alert for new opportuni­ ties. H ome-based ’activities are favored-over p.nv. socializing. P ^C E S , (Feb.'i9 to Mar,‘20) A^ft unexpected d evelopm ent today is quité fortunate.'G ood nfw s com es from an agent or . a ta s e n Be-tactful with'co-Worke ll. T onight,' the afccent’s on sOcjaUííg, „ y YOU BORN TODAY are both i njiependent arnd cooperati ve. YQu ib i 1it íes w ith.the1 written 0nd* spoken word a ie a^ e l« to ypu in« botti business pod, the You are good, at promoting your ideas, however, always, qareful in the . use o f your money. At times, you can be generous and at Other ti m esi! sò me w hat p e nu rio u s . Dramatic by nature, you can- suc­ ceed in show business, Birthdate o f : Rock Hudi«)hr a cto r j Lee • ^trasberg? 'àc ri;ng- cpac li:: a rid Lauleudduttofl.* model-actress. St a t e P ress Thursday, November 17, 1994 Page 16 Buy One, Ü y nov 3 Buy a one-way ticket tran