Vol. 79 No. 34 An Independent Morning Daily Staff Council: Pay system at ASU stinks __________________ Monday, October 10,1994 K in g o f t h e ■ B Staff m erit pay increases unchanged since m id - 80s B y L isa G o n d ERin g e r .Sta te .:P ress .. v. ■ For the past nine years, Kay Winn figured all die hard work she put into getting high marks on her evaluations as an admin­ istrative secretary at ASU's College of Law eventually would pay off. But in the last five years, she has watched as new employees were offered more money. “It is really frustrating and demoralizing,” Winn said. “Why should we break our backs to work hard when we’re not rewarded for it?" Winn is not alone in her disappointment. Robert Curry, pres­ ident of the Classified Staff Council, said the current system of compensation for staff actually penalizes long-time employees while appearing to reward new ones. “This is a big source of frustration among staff,” Curry said. "There is no incentive to gain more skills or responsibilities.” Under the current system, there is no way to simply give more money to an employee who is performing well or taking on more responsibilities. The only way to raise their pay is to promote them to a higher-paying job classification, which often doesn’t exist. But even if there were a way to reward exceptional employ­ ees, there has to be money to finance the raises and the Legislature has not granted money for staff merit pay since the mid-1980s. ’ Another problem is that the University often will raise start­ ing salaries to entice employees to work for ASU, masking the fact that staff salaries are on average 24 percent below equal jobs in Maricopa County. These starting salaries are often boosted relatively close to salaries of long-time employees who have waited years for raises. Long-time faculty, who also had no pay raises for years, shared the same problem in the past as they watched the University entice faculty candidates with above-market salaries. This July, the Legislature did grant funding for merit pay for faculty in an effort to help reward loyal, high-performance fac­ ulty, but classified staff received no merit pay. Alan Carroll, director of ASU fiscal planning and analysis, said last year ASU’s proposal asked for merit funding for both faculty and staff, but legislators funded only faculty. “Last year was the first time I can remember when one group, faculty, got something that another, staff, did not,” he said. ‘The governor recommended additional market equity funding for faculty only. The legislative staff recommended nothing for everyone. So I guess we were lucky to get some­ thing.” / T urn to Pay, page 2. ' Jim Poulin/State P re s s Bobbie Wellman, a senior econom ics student takes som e time off from h is studies to watch the sun set on top of A Mountain. “It‘s such a good place to relax and think,” said Wellman. ASASU court to decide if appointee votes in Hendrickson petition case B y D a w n D e C h r ist in a S ta te P ress The Associated Students of ASU Supreme Court will decide tonight whether newly appointed justice Kevin Myer should vote in a case regarding campaign spending limits, an issue which Myer recently helped change. Myer co-authored a bill that revised the election code, which included changing the campaign spending limit for executive officers from $500 to $600. “1don’t feel I have a conflict of interest,” Myer said. ‘To me the whole issue is whether spending limits are valid.” The case in question involves overturning the Supreme Court decision which removed former ASASU President Marci Hendrickson from office this spring for violating campaign spending limits. Central to the case is the court’s 1981 Clark v. Cosgrove verdict, which abolished campaign spending limits because they were found unconstitutional and they were seen as a limit to students’ freedom of speech. The plaintiffs in the case, former ASASU representatives Chad Wolett and Jason Rupp, claim this 13-year-old decision should be applied to Hendrickson. They stated in their petition to the court that she should be absolved of all charges, clearing the way for her reinstatement. Wolett and Rupp said Myer would be unlikely to overturn Hendrickson’s case because he co-authored the revised election code which supports spending limits. Rupp said Myer shouldn’t rule on this case because the Supreme Court rules and procedures state that a justice should avoid political activity that may give rise to suspicion of politi­ cal bias or impartiality. “He (Myer) was a political activist for almost these same election codes (spending limits) and he will be asked if. these T urn to ASASU, page 2. Proposal would fine departments for false fire alarms ^ ^ ^ T * 'I < « y Committee chairman: w ild goose chases keep DPS from performing its daily duties B y K a r en R ie d e l l S t a t e P ress University departments may has« to pay for false building and fire alarms as part of the Public Safety Advisory Committee’s effort to reduce die numberof such alarms. About 6,000 false alarms were reported last year, said Bill Reed, associate professor of aeronautical technology and chart of the committee. Reed said that die 82 alarm systems on INSIDE STATE PRESS Weather Outlook Sunny and warm. High 91, low 63. campus send police on a “wild goose chaise’’ when they sound, and people become desen­ sitized to them. “People become complacent and think they’re ¿1 false alarms,” he said. He said false alarms can be reduced by educating people on the proper use of alarm systems and improving antiquated systems or requiring that they meet specifications. ■íé íw s a » t b ^ . based on two strategies for reducing false ► A loud-party ordinance, which the Tempe City Council may soon pass, would allow police to fine hosts as much as $1,000. Page 6. ► The 103rd Congress wrapped up the year with a flurry of billpassing. Page 7. * * .. .. ' alarms: education on the proper use of alarm systems and a system of permits to ensure the alarms meet guidelines. “ASU police don’t’really want to punish anyone. They just want systems that are reliable,” Reed said. ‘‘Someone proposed Tines, but they (the Department of Public Safety) don’t «sally want lodo i t ” Warning letters will be sent for the sec­ ond false alarm in a one-semester period. Fines of $25 will be charged for the fourth false alarm, $50 for fljefiflhalarm and $75 thereafter. A similar system «ijiapply to the T he fines would go into effect If DPS World/ Nation The United Stales and Kuwait rush forces to the Iraqi border Sunday, as 64,000 Iraqi troops deploy near the emirate. Page 3. Sports Lead by Jake Plummer, the ASU football team rallied in the fourth quarter to beat Stanford Saturday night. Page 11. « a asecurity » m »< i n1n*w m « r t policy l l o t i i m zendorsed l n w o r l tr» in adopts the alarm September by the Public Safety Advisory Committee. Craig Emanuel, ASU chief erf police, said officials now will present the proposal to the ASU community to get more feedback in keeping with the department’s community policing philosophy. The department’s goal, he said, is to reduce the number of false According to the reporLpenalties wiB be charged for fab« alarms resulting from unin­ tentional or negligent activation. Three false alarms will be allowed in a semester, and T urn to Aiarms, rage 2, Where To Find It Classifieds.........................„14 Cómics................................ 10 Crossword.............................6 Horoscopes ........ 15 Opinion...... ........................... 4 Police Report.................. 6 Sports........................... .....„11 Today’s Activities.......... 2 World/Nation.......... ..............3 St a t e P ress M onday, O cto b er 1 0 ,1 9 9 4 Page 2 Pay__________ n p " " __ T oday C ontinued from page 1. The Today Section is a daily calendar o f events printed as a skrvice to the ASU community. Requests are accepted on a first-com e, first-serve basis and are printed oh a space » available basis. Campus clubs and organizations m ay subm it w ritten entries to the S ta te P re s s in the basem ent o f M atthew s Center, Room 15. Requests will not be taken over the phone. Faxed entries will also not be accepted. Entries must contain the fu ll name o f the club or organi­ zation, a description o f the event, date, tim e and the fu ll address o f the location. All requests are subject to editing fo r content, space and clarity. Incomplete or illegible entries will be discarded. Deadline fo r requests in noon the day before publication and entries will not be accepted more than three working days before publication. Only one entry per organization per day is permitted. • MUAB — Special E vents com m ittee m eeting. 3:15 p.m ., C onference R oom 1A. M U t e d floor. G allery com m ittee m eeting. 5 p .m .. C o n fe re n c e R oom 1A. F ilm c o m m itte e, sc ree n in g o f “ L ik e W a te r fo r C h o c o la te ,” S p a n ish w ith E nglish subtitles. 7 p.m ., M U U nion C inem a. . School of Art/Dept. of Photography — O pening reception fo r “ In tim a te D ista n c e ." M F A T h e sis e x h ib itio n o f p h o ­ tographs by M ark W oods. W ill be open for view ing O ct. 1014. 7 p.m .-9 p.m ., Harry W ood G allery: A rt Building, north­ east com er o f cam pus. • ASASU — InfoA SU : discussion o f bike issues on cam pus. N oon. W est Lawn. • C H A C — G eneral m eeting. T opics: A lcohol A w areness W eek. AID S w alk, H aunted U nion, AID S A w areness W eek planning. N ew m em bers w elcom ed. 6:45 p.m .-8 p.m ., M U Y avapai, R oom 209. « O c o tillo /M a rip o sa Hall Council — W eekly hall council m eeting. F ree p izz a to th e floor w ith the m ost representa­ tives. 8 p.m., M ariposa Program m ing Lounge. • American Indian Council — ’’C e le b ratin g Ind ig en o u s S urvival” Program . E veryone w elcom e. 1 p .m .-2 :3 0 p.m ., MU L a Paz, R oom 223. • Advertising Club Meeting — G uest speaker. O pen to any­ one interested in advertising. 4 p.m ., B A C 431. • W omen in C om m u nications, In c. — F a ll ‘9 4 Inform ational m eeting. 4 p.m ., M U R oom 211. Whatever die reason, staff members felt the sting of being left out of the raises. “When faculty got merit pay and we didn’t, that hurt,” Winn said ASU Provost Milton Click said the real problem in the case of both faculty and staff is the recent series of years in which no raises were given because of a lack of funding. “I believe not having regular raises has disadvantaged the University,” Glick said. “Our inability to reward employees has lost us some good people and made it very difficult on those who have stayed around.” Glick said several ideas are floating around for changes in the compensation system, but that no definitive plan has been set forth yet. Curry said he has helped draft a plan that would allow for a ASASU._______ C ontinued from page 1. are constitutional or not,” Rupp said. Myer would not say before the hearing if he supported spending limits because he did not want to show a bias on the issue. “1 have no questions to my own impartiality,” he said. Supreme Court Justice Donald House said this is the first time in about 10 years that the court has been asked to look at the constitutionality of campaign spending limits. He added that the court will listen to the allegations against Myer, but Myer himself should determine if he is biased. “I think he can judge for himself if he has a conflict of inter­ est,” House said. He said this preliminary hearing will decide if further pro- Alarms C ontinued from page 1, WW l CHECKS CASHED 1029 N. SCOTTSDALE 947-2942 H CONVENIENT HOURS M ONM Y-SATUmY 8AM-9PM SUNDAY 9AM-6PM i m OUT OF STATE CHECKS LOWEST RATES-FASTEST SERVICE! WESTERN UNION NONET TRANSFER - I9C MONEY ORDERS DPS, and all labor must be done by alarm installers licensed by the state. In addition, the departments must provide DPS with all manuals related to the security system. The departments also will be required to obtain an alarm permit by submitting a yearly application to DPS. Bill Bess, director of ASU DPS, said the University’s alarms need to be improved. “False calls draw police away from daily duties. The goal is to reduce false alarms. 1 fully endorse their efforts, and I’m looking forward to their final recommendation.” MIDNIGHT M ADNESS Com e Join Bill Frieder and the Sun Devil Basketball Team for an Evening of M adness! Friday, October 14 Doors Open at 10:00 p.m ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE W HOLE FAMILY LIGHT SHOW FAX SER V IC E - COM -CHECK - NOTARY PUBLIC _ ^ - LO TTERY - PHOTO IV 'S - BUS TICKETS ceedings are called for. ASASU President Alan Frost, who appointed Myer, said he thought there might be a conflict of interest on this case. However, Frost said this is just one case and it shouldn’t reflect on Myer’s character. “He was the best person for the job,” Frost said. “Kevin is a very impartial person. He’s really good at decision making.” If the Supreme Court rules that spending limits are unconsti­ tutional, Frost will be pushed back to his original position, executive vice president. “Maybe Alan doesn’t want to leave his comfortable chair,” Rupp said. “They (ASASU) like their cushy fat chairs.” — five alarms will be allowed in a two-semester period. According to the report, there are three types of security alarm systems on campus: • Intrusion alarms, used to detect entry into an area; • Panic alarms, designed to be activated for robberies and other emergencies and; • Special service alarms, used to monitor environmental conditions, such as a chlorine leak alarm. The report also establishes installation standards. Alarms may only be installed by an alarm contractor approved through setter than A ■ more flexible system of raises, including a uniform system of evaluating staff. “The Legislature might be more willing to let us use money how we see fit if there is an equal system of evaluation among departments, which there is not now,” he sad. The Arizona Board of Regents has approved ASU’s $292 million budget for 1996 fiscal yea, part of which is designated for merit pay. But the plan still has to be approved by the Legislature before staff members will see the possibility of any pay raises beyond cost-of-living increases. Meanwhile, long-time staff members like Winn will have to grit their teeth and hope all their h ad work will eventually pay off. i “I really like working here and I will stay here because I think things will get better.” , GAM ES AN D PRIZES PAY U TILITY S IL L S - PESO EXCHANGE UNIVERSITYACTIVITYCENTER FOR INFORMATION CALL 965-2381 K TAR 620 AM ü ü Ü BUD. LIGHT W State P ress o r ld /N a tio n Page 3 M onday, O ctober 1 0 ,1 9 9 4 U.S« sends ships, planes, troops to Persian G ulf W A SHINGTON (A P) — The U nited S tates began m assing "a formidable military force” of war­ plan es, h ig h -tech m issiles and ground troops in die Persian Gulf on Sunday as administration officials warned Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein any attack against Kuwait would be soundly defeated. President Clinton interrupted a Columbus Day holiday weekend at Camp David and met for 90 minutes at the White House with his national security team. “It looks as though there is hostile intent,” said United Nations Ambassador Madeleine Albright, point­ ing out that Iraq had massed 60,000 to 70.000 troops near Kuwait — some within mites of the border — and that tanks were positioned to “indicate hos­ tility, rather than just parking there.” “Tire main message ... to Saddam Hussein is, ‘Do not make a mistake. Do not cross that border. Do not cre­ ate circumstances that will force us to act,” Albright added in an inter­ view on CNN’s Late Edition. : Meanwhile, 18,000 Marines from Camp Pendleton, Calif., were put on alert for possible deployment to die gulf and the first of some 4,000 Army soldiers from Fort S tew art, Ga., began boarding planes for the region. Late Sunday, the aircraft carrier USS George Washington was slated to pass through the Suez Canal ami enter the Red Sea, a position from which its combat aircraft could strike Iraq. And two amphibious assault ships with 2.000 Marines cm board were already in the northern Persian Gulf. O ver the next several days, administration officials said, about 180 U.S. warplanes and support air­ c ra ft w ill be in p o sitio n around Kuwait, ready to unleash an airborne attack against any Iraqi arm ored units that might cross the border. “We have Marines on alert to go at an ap p ropriate tim e. W e have deployed many squadrons of tactical a ir — F -15s, F -16s, A -10s, AW A C S ,” D efense S ecretary William Perry told reporters. “ All in all, this is a formidable military force,” he said. Pentagon officials said Perry was referring to the F-15 fighter jets departing from Langley Air Force B ase in V irginia; 24 A -10 tankkillers, 18 F-16s capable of dropping T urn to U.S. response, page 8. Col. Bob Sm alser speaks to reporters Sunday at Camp Doha, 18 m iles north of: Kuwait City. Under a 1992 defense agreement with Kuwait, the United States has placed equipment for a brigade-sized I’apid deployment force in the country. Kuwait rushes arm y to border 64,000 Iraqi troops amassed near Kuwait NICOSIA, C yprus (AP) — Kuwait moved the bulk of its 18,000-member army to its northern border Sunday w hile Baghdad proclaimed “ the right to take any measures” to defend itself against a foreign “ plot” to crush it. Iraq’s foreign minister said later that Baghdad preferred a diplomatic solution to its “ crisis with the United Nations, but would insist on guarantees of a speedy end to the Gulf War sanctions.’’ U.S. troops, aircraft and warships head­ ed for the Persian G ulf on Sunday to counter Iraq’s unexpected military buildup near Kuwait’s border. U.S. officials reported that the movement of 20,000 Republican Guards toward the Kuwaiti border had raised the number of Iraqi troops in the area to 64,000. Some 700 tanks were also deployed or heading south. The closest Iraqi troops were 12 miles from Kuwait Pentagon officials said Sunday that Iraqi troops were continuing to gather near the border, but did not provide numbers. Besselin Kostov, spokesm an for the U.N. Iraq-Kuwait Observation Mission established after the 1991 Gulf War, said by telephone that the U.N. forces in the demili­ tarized zone had not observed any new mil­ itary movements Sunday afternoon. The zone extends six miles into Iraq and three miles into Kuwait. Baghdad insists the troop movements do not threaten Kuwait. But while within Iraq’s rights, the deployment of troops near the Kuwaiti border has elicited a quick response from countries chastened by Saddam Hussein’s surprise invasion of the emirate four years ago. Perry himself refused to join speculation that Saddam ’s actions are ju s t a bluff intended to win a relaxation of bruising U.N. sanctions punishing Baghdad for occupying its tiny neighbor. Kuwait, which signed defense pacts with the U nited States, B ritain, Russia and France after the 1990 invasion, began mov­ ing tanks and 15,000 of its 18,000 troops to the desert border, a highly placed Kuwaiti official said Saturday. A B ritish frig ate, HMS C ornw all, arrived off Kuwait City on Sunday morn­ ing. Britain also has six Tornado fighters based in the region. Thousands of people, meanwhile, were camped near the Iraqi side of the frontier, apparently herded there by Baghdad and directed to stage demonstrations to heat up the pressure on the border, U.N. officials said. Iraq said they were Some of the tens of thousands of stateless Arabs displaced after the Gulf War. But Kuwait maintained they were Iraqi soldiers dressed in civilian clothes. Kostov said the Arabs did not appear to be armed. But he said Iraq had notified the United Nations that as many as 20,000 of them were expected to stage an anti-Kuwait protest. Baghdad Radio sharply heightened rhetoric Sunday, accusing the West of plot­ ting to crush the Iraqi people. The radio said the U.N. embargo had subjected Iraq to “ an injustice of unprece­ dented proportions.” A main target of the com m entary’s invective was Rolf Ekeus, the head of the U.N. Special Commission charged with dis­ mantling Iraq’s weapons of mass destruc­ tion and installing long-term monitoring of Iraq’s weapons program. Ekeus, scheduled to report this week to the Security Council, met Iraqi leaders in Baghdad last week to discuss when the monitoring — a key condition for the even­ tual easing of the sanctions — would start. It is not known what he told the Iraqis. But the southward movement of at least two divisions of Iraq’s Republican Guard, a pillar of Saddam’s regime, was first spotted after Ekeus left Baghdad on Thursday. Cedras stepping down from power today, Haitian army says PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) — Lt. Gen. Raoul Cedras will step down today as Haiti’s military leader, transferring power to the army’s No. 2 commander, the Haitian army said Sunday. Maj. Gen. Jean-Claude Duperval replaces Cedras under a plan approved Saturday in Washington by Haitian offi­ cers and representatives of exiled President Jean-Bertrand Aristide, said Col. Jean-Robert Gabriel, a spokesman for die Haitian high command. Also set to leave is Brig. Gen. Philippe Biamby, the army chief of staff and a leader of the September 1991 coup that ousted Aristide. The resignations would pave the way for Aristide’s expected homecoming on Saturday. Gabriel, speaking to reporters from the second-floor bal­ cony of army headquarters, said the ceremony would be held Monday morning. He declined to elaborate. Cedras met Sunday with provisional President Emile Jonaissant, but details of their discussions were not dis­ closed. D efense S ecretary W illiam Perry and Gen. John Shalikashvili, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, met with Cedras on Saturday in Port-au-Prince, but U.S. offi­ cials had no immediate comment on the resignation date. Á Clinton administration official said Cedras indicated he was going to resign in the next few days. The official, speaking Sunday on condition of anonymity, didn’t deny reports that Cedras will resign Monday, but said, “Nothing is clear until he does it.” Perry and Shalikashvili did not discuss whether Cedras would leave the country, although U.S. officials have said they expect he eventually will do so. Cedras has vowed to remain in Haiti. Parishioners at St. Gerard Roman Catholic church cheered when the Rev. Gerard Jean-Juste, an official in the Aristide government that was toppled three years ago, announced Cedras’ imminent departure. ‘Tomorrow we should hear that Cedras has left,” JeanJuste said. “But don’t clap your hands too much, there is still much work to do.” Under a U.S.-Haitian agreement that averted an inva­ sion, Cedras and Biamby have to leave power by Saturday. The Haitian sources said Cedras was working Sunday on final preparations for the power transfer. In a sermon, Jean-Juste accused Haiti’s military leaders of “sucking the blood of the people before going into hiding” by taking wealth obtained through corruption with them. He urged parishioners to remain peaceful this week dur­ ing prordemocracy demonstrations leading up to Aristide’s return. “We don’t need to break down their houses in a violent uprooting,” he said of the regime’s supporters. “It would be better that they be saved and later used for clinics, hospi­ tals, offices.” Aristide supporters’ happiness was tempered by news Sunday that an outspoken pro-Aristide artist, Stevenson Magloire, was beaten to death in broad daylight. Sources close to the artist’s family said about 15 men attacked Magloire, 31, in front of his mother’s house in the Port-au-Prince suburb of Petionville Saturday afternoon. His body was later found in a nearby gulch. O p in io n State P ress M onday, O cto b er 10, 1994 Page 4 i fiiWi sr*tt mm B Sl ta tt P ress Aitorial s Get a life, Pauly “Owwwww, bud-dy!" ASU will pay Pauly Shore $12.50 every time he says these words on Oct. 27. Now, how much would you pay for a first-rate, controversial and popular comedian like Pauly Shore to come to ASU? $1,000? $750? $500? How about $15,000! Yes, for a low, low $250 a minute, you’ll have the opportunity to offer up two cans of food to charity to listen to Pauly be obnox­ ious for an entire hour! Hey — now maybe you’re thinking, “Why should I go see Pauly Shore on a Thursday night?” Simple! Because of his hip shticks from Encino M an, Son-In-Law and MTV shows he’s in-touch with our college generation. Hell, just ’cause we don't go to see his movies doesn’t mean he’s not funny! Yup — Associated Students, planners of the event, guesstimate that between 13,000 and 15,000 people will attend (of course, we still can’t tabulate what percentage o f those attending will be high school freshmen.) But wait, that’s not all! As a completely free bonus, you can enjoy Totally Pauly’s latest comedy routines — homophobia and degrading women! Yes, it's not just for weird people who like to be annoyed anymore; Pauly’s for bigots, too! Just check out a typical line from his newest rou­ tine, Pink Diggily Diggtly. “...Gay people like me. ... 1 drought about it, and it’s probably because I call myself the weasel, and that’s part of the gerbil fami­ ly!” Yuk, yuk, yuk! Yes, Pauly’s a laugh riot! Gerbil, weasel — who cares if it’s not biologically accurate! It's jun-ny! And for the women of ASU — there's nothing better than Pauly’s dildo jokes,, vibrator humor and those great one-liners about fondling breasts! Hey —■ can you do better for $ 15,000 an hour? Sure, there might be better things to do with $15,000, like pumping it into Safety Escort Service, hunting down the dustbunnies which have taken over Noble Science Library, or maybe even cooking us burgers (hey, it’s been done). Or some really, really spiffy polo shirts. The idea that our glorious people’s student gov­ ernment has brought us a California nerd-boy who hasn’t grown up yet truly boggles the mind. What can you say? We can all only stand back in awe at the genius that brought us “the weasel” to Tempe. Well, at least it’s for charity. Our recommendation? Bring two cans of food and a big bag of tomatoes. -*nSR s TAFF STATE PRESS W atch ou t for farm tow n invasion It would appear that our problems with illegal aliens aliens were landing in their corn. Indeed, all o f the local are a bit more severe than we might have thought. Sure, farms had large circles (some the size of a football field) we’ve always known about Hispanics creeping across carved through their crops. However, it was later learned the border at night. Yes, we are more than aware o f that these circles were created by a couple of old men, an H aitians and C ubans taking a excess of the commonwealth — vodka — and a rather voyage across the sea to boldly large tractor mower. go w here m illions have gone Not all sightings are by crackers from the bible belt, before. However, the real prob­ though. Aliens and their crafts have been seen in cities, lem may not b e com ing from towns and rural districts all over the world. Still the gov­ n eig h b o rin g ^ c o u n trie s, but ernment denies that they have any knowledge of alien rather, neighboring galaxies. existence. In recent years, movies have This denial has led many star gazers to form their own been made on so-called true sto­ opinions on the nature of these close encounters. One ries o f a lie n a b d u c tio n s am ’ popular belief is that mankind is simply an experiment crashed UFOs, These films, and and the Grays are merely recording our progress. This the co n tro v e rsy su rro u n d in g directly contradicts the Bible, though. In response, reli­ them , have p ro m p ted m edia giants such as Larry King and gious leaders such as Pat Robertson and Oral Roberts are Montel Williams to devote entire shows to the subject of declaring that aliens are demons and that the church will extraterrestrials. More proof to the growing interest in need lots of money to ward these bastions of hell off. alien activity is Art Bell. His radio show, which often Another belief is that the aliens are in cahoots with focuses on other worldly beings, is the top-rated evening our government. The aliens gain access to a large food program in the country. source (us) and the government gains access to extrater­ O f course, very few people have actually seen UFOs restrial technology. With this technology, the government or Grays (a term commonly used for aliens) and those who have, for some odd reason, generally turn out to be has developed such wizardry as the Hubbell Telescope, inbred farmers who have spent too much time near the .the Stealth Bomber and LaToya Jackson’s breasts. Still, others stand by the fact that aliens don’t exist at still.“ Ugh, wahl ya see, it came over dem hills, like all. These flat earthers believe that people have made up Betsy at grub time,” the intoxicant will say. Most o f these farmers have tales of late night cattle UFOs to take their minds off of the horrid realities of mutilations. So, either these aliens hate Hindus, or they life. After all, the notion of facing an invading army of don’t have Burger Kings on Mars. Along with the muti­ Grays does help to make parking at ASU more tolerable. lations, there are tales of alien abductions. As seen in the Well, maybe. The facts surrounding extra terrestrials may never be Star Trek movies, people are literally zapped up from the earth and taken into the belly of large space ships. There, known. Reports are sketchy, witnesses are hallucino­ they are stuck with needles, knives and prongs. Some of genic and the few flying saucers captured by photo are the abductees even claim to have been raped by the generally covered with country gravy. Despite the lack of Grays. Raped! Apparently, space can be a sexually frus­ substantial proof, UFO sightings occur every day, every­ trating place. Dark. Lonely. Void of a caring voice. After where and by all walks of life .. Reportedly, aliens have pale skin, short, stubby bod­ all of these years, we finally learn it wasn’t home that ET ies, a large head and long, pointy ears. Folks, I just want was phoning. It was 1-900-976-BABE. to let you know th a t’s not an alien. It’s Ross Perot. Needless to say, these stories are rarely given much Though he may be seeking world domination, I doubt credence, and for good reason. People get bored pretty he’s after your cows. damned easy in the country. Some of you might remem­ ber an incident that occurred a couple years back in Russia. A farm ing com m unity was com plaining that M ike Stevens is a sophomore journalism major. JA SO N O W SL E Y , E ditor D A V ID STRO W , M anaging E ditor Readicker. KRIS FRIDRICH................ ;.....:.........................Night Editor PH O TO G R A PH ER S: Theresa Boettcher, Mike Kramer, GARIN GROFF............................................. City Editor | N. Scott Trimble. GREG ZEMEIDA....................................... Asst* City Editor UNSIGNED EDITOR: James Frusetta DAVID LASPALUTO.................... News Editor C O LU M N ISTS: Brian Anderson, James Frusetta. Barry A. 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Charieton Heston, famed for JCHARD The seven items in die his role as Moses in The Ten C U N N IN G H A M contract go as follows: 1) Commandments, who most passing a balanced budget recently starring with fellow Guest Columnist amendment with line item strong Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies, was one veto authority for. president; 2) doubling ’ o f several Republican celebrities who the tax credit for families with children; spoke Saturday, Sept, 24 in Mesa for a 3) reforming health care without gov­ fund-raiser at The Rockin’ R Ranch for ernment control; 4) restoring national defense; 5) putting real penalties in the Senate Republican candidate, Jon Kyi. “I planned a nice afternoon for you, crime bill. “For example, enhancing the but I didn’t mean for it to be this h o t.... penalties for criminals using a gun in It’s not that easy, especially without the the crime bill, but unfortunately this stick,” Heston said, referring to his role proposal was struck out by a democratic as Moses. “Let my country go,” he said subcommittee,” Gramm explained; 6) as a roar of the crowd more than 600 reforming welfare ; and 7) repealing C lin to n ’s proposed tax increase of people applauded Heston. “We are about to have our country social security benefits. Sen. Gramm taken from us, not by a foreign country, stated, to the delight of the crowd, that but by the federal government. The Clinton’s health care plan is dead until Clinton Administration is trying to con­ after the election in November. Congressman Jon Kyi, R-Arizona, trol everything that happens,” Heston was the last to speak at the rally. Kyi said. “This state (Arizona) is going to help hammered two key subjects: opposition take the Senate away from this adminis­ to Clinton and the need for Republicans tration,” he continued, commenting on to gain control of the Senate. “If the the prediction of Jon Kyi’s victory over Republicans gain control of the Senate, Sam C oppersm ith in the upcom ing the Senate can enforce the investiga­ Senate election to replace the current tions into Whitewater and other illegal dem ocratic seat held by D ennis scams, the same way the Democrats investigated Reagan and Bush in The DeConcini. Phoenix Suns guard Danny Ainge Iran Contra Affair hearings;...” Lately there has been criticism of the and Republican representative candidate J.D. Hayworth' held a raffle for Kyi’s R epublican Party fo r obstructing campaign to start the afternoon’s pre­ Clinton’s proposed programs. But as sentations in a fun-spirited atmosphere Americans, one thing we* should always before a more conservative and serious remember is when the integrity of the air would overthrow the fun and games Constitution is threatened with socialis­ and the more important issues o f our tic programs and a draft-dodging presi­ dent who feels free to send troops into government would come into play. Sen. Phil Gramm, R-Texas, die only countries that have no use to the United Republican who has stated bis official States, (not to mention the billions of candidacy for president in ‘96* tax payer dollars to finance policing the world) obstructionism is a blessing. - explained his Contract for America. '■ "... The contract consists of seven items that can and will be passed within 100 R ichard C. Cunningham is a senior days given the Republicans take the journalism and pre-med major. As another election draws clos­ er with each tick of the clock, I find myself becoming more con­ cerned than ever before. Why is this, you ask? The answer is as simple as Rush Limbaugh's brain: Republican politics. Once again, 1 (or “w e,” if I didn’t recognize m yself as the only liberal in Arizona) am faced with the garbage that is spewed from the Republican camp. You know, the same old garbage about decreasing taxes, handing out guns to 2year-olds, giving rich people vouchers to send their rotten kids to private schools and executing any man, woman or child for committing even the smallest crime. The list of foolish ideas is like the Energizer Bunny; it keeps going and going and going. There are many reasons why another Republican (Fife old boy, Kyi with a smile, Hayworth ...) should not be elected for any particular office. One reason is the distribu­ tion of vouchers to rich people so they can ship their kids out of the public school sys­ tem. This all goes back to the “good old boy” network of yesteryear, when politi­ cians gave all sorts of gifts to their com­ rades because they wanted to keep the con­ stituency happy. I wonder what genius thought up the idea to give the richest people vouchers to send their kids to private schools. How about giving some inner-city kid the oppor­ tunity to attend a so-called superior school? Or even better yet, let’s look into making some changes in the public school system instead of pushing it aside to rot. Another reason why a Republican should not be elected is taxes, or the lack thereof. How about a sim ple lesson about a democracy? A government needs to tax people because it needs to provide programs and services to citizens. Fife Symington claims he will eliminate the A rizona state incom e tax. This is an absurd idea! With Maricopa County more than $62 million in the hole, I can­ not see why anyone in their right mind would want to get rid of taxes! I assume that the idea coincides with the percolate-up theory, which is: give tax breaks to the rich, then they will invest in businesses which will create jobs. Blah blah blah. It’s still a bunch of trash. 1 think I will make a run at being governor on the tax-and-spend ticket. Do you think anybody would vote for me? The next reason against a Republican for office is the crime “epidemic.” Republicans claim that we must be “tough on crime” in order to protect the citizens of this country. Maybe we should start injecting every crim­ inal with the death poison that would end his or her life. That would work until you got pulled over for speeding. (After all, speeding is against the law; hence, you're a crim inal.) Besides, who says there is a crime epidemic in the first place? Republicans have been spouting their incompetent garbage too long. They had 12 long years to reform the system that was not broken before Reagan came in and screwed everything up. Now people are claiming that the Clinton adm inistration has had plenty of time to turn this country around. How can Clinton get anything done with boobs like Bob Dole and Phil Gramm in his way? Get the Republicans out of the House and the Senate and we will be on the road to recovery, baby! Brian Anderson is a sophomore journalism major. Anderson’s ‘fanatics’ view deserves other studies This letter is in response to the State Press column by Brian Anderson titled “Fanatics running loose can spook the masses.” I want to say that I praise Brian for his insight. I am in agreement with him but we have to look at religion and religious “wackos” dialectically. Religion can be an “opiate of the masses” as the great Karl Marx said or it can be a tool for the liberation of the people. Let's look at the latter. Jesus Christ was a revolu­ tionary who used religion to fight against the oppression of the Jewish Rabbis and Roman conquerors. Nat Turner was a Baptist preacher who used religion to mobilize the slaves to fight against slavery. During the Haitian Revolution, voodoo was used to mobilize the masses to fight against slavery. The list goes on. I am not negating the millions of wackos that use religion to rip off people. During slavery, slave masters told slaves that God ordained the African race to be “hewers of wood and drawers of water.” I live in the ghetto and everywhere there is a church, yet my neighbor­ hood (South Phoenix) is infested with poverty, violence and despair. I agree that every religious pimp, hustler and con artist that use the name of god or Allah to oppress the mass­ es should be killed. I also agree that religion can be both positive and negative; this is what I mean by looking at it dialectically. By the way, I am an atheist. Ibrahim Muhammad Senior Political Science ~STW OUT OF The VIHITE HOUSE M R SPACE--THE SECRET SERVICE H A S SO M E T H IN S TO PROVE . * The Sttfg Press welcomes and encourages written response from our readers on any topic. j^ T ette rstn u st he typèdv aodJRQ longear than two pages to fee eligible for publication. Piease include your foli name, class standing Mid awyor {or any other affilia­ tion with the University) and phone mnpber. Only signed tetters will be considered for reason. Letters are subject to editing by the opinion page editori#? fecund. pHe*s«ad print space av^Jdbility. Letters containing obvious be A lib s e rs p e s t either be brought in person with a photo MX to the State T m ft front desk i« th e basement o f the Matthews Center, o r addressed to Stale m s s , B oa 871562* Arizona etters to the editor Page 6 ________ - ______ S t a t e P ress Mondayi OçtobeMO;_ 1 9 9 4 ^ _ _ _ _ _ ^ ^ _ L oud-party ordinance m ay fin e h osts $ 1 ,0 0 0 B y B etty M S t a t e P ress ih a l o p o u l o s A Tempe City Council subcommittee tabled for further review Friday a proposed loud-party ordinance that would fine party hosts up to $1,000. The ordinance was passed unanimously but tabled by the Tempe Public Health and Safety Committee, It will not face the Tempe City Council for at least one month, until the committee studies the proposal and passes its recom­ mendations to the council for a final vote. Committee members said they liked the ordinance, but wanted to study it for one month. Councilman Dennis Cahill said he has received many calls from constituents backing the proposal. Tempe police received 5,697 calls complaining about loud parties in fiscal year 1993-1994, according to City of Tempe Police Chief David Brown. Police could not esti­ mate the cost of sending police to the parties. “One of the things we have noticed over the years is a loud preponderance of noise within our city,” said Lt. Steve Graehling of the Tempe Police Department. “It puts a tremen­ dous drain on our resources when we generally have to send at least two officers, if not more, to every loud party .” The ordinance, which defines a party as five or more people gathered together, will help to recoup some of the expenses of continually responding to loud parties, Graehling said, When police respond to a party the first time and deter­ mine it can be a potential problem, the person: responsible for the party or whoever owns the residence will be given a copy of a police service fee report, but not charged. “In the case of a juvenile, officers will ask for the par­ ent’s name because the parent will be responsible for the fee,” Graehling said. “What the notice says is that your party is a problem and if we return, we are going to be charging you a fee.” _ Partiers would not be charged for the first police visit because that response is considered a normal police service, said Jill Kennedy of the Tempe City Attorney’s Office. If the party has to be responded to a second time, the police chiefs office will base the fee on the number of offi­ cers required to close down the party, the hourly wage involved and any damage to city property. Graehling said the second response is more expensive because officers are going there with the intent of breaking up the party as opposed to getting it under control. “In the first incident there will be two officers sent and in the second probably four,” Brown said. Also, he said offi­ cers may get to the party and determine it has become larger than the first visit, causing more officers to be requested. Graehling said repeat calls account for about 25 percent of all complaints. The ordinance will initially reduce repeat calls in half, he said, and even more once people have to pay fines because of their loud parties. “What we are talking about is the neighborhood where we have college students or young people who throw a party and invite 20 of their closest friends,” Graehling said. “What invariably happens is those 20 people tell 10 other people about the party and suddenly we have gone from a party with 20 friends to a party of 200 to 300 people.” Graehling said high school students as well as college students make money by throwing the parties because any­ body can attend them as long as they pay. Party hosts buy kegs of beer and charge people $2 or $3 at the door. “We have even had cases where after the beer runs out, they will call us to report a loud party so we can come and clear all the customers out,” Brown said; Such parties attract a diverse range of people, leading to problems, he said. “This is when we start having fights and the neighbors obviously get upset about the noise, the trash in the neigh­ borhood, people urinating in the front yards and underage drinking,” Brown said. COM BO Woks S w e e t & S o u r C h ick en , W hite R ice, E gg Roll T o d ay 's S p e c ia l, E gg Roll, 2 4 o z. S o d a F ried R ice, E gg Roll, 2 4 o z. S o d a S tir F ry N oodle, E gg Roll, 2 4 o z. S o d a ASU police incident reports were not available Sunday. Tempe police reported the follow ing incidents Sunday: • A 36-year-old man was arrested for shoplifting after he was observed stealing a pair of jeans from Mervyn’s. He attempted to obtain a refund with a bogus receipt from another Mervyn’s store. He was placed under arrest for shoplifting after he signed the exchange voucher. He claimed that he had a mental disorder and that he was tak­ ing lithium. • A 23-year-old man was arrested for trespass, possession of forgery devices and theft. An employee asked him to leave the premises of the Sun Devil Car Wash at 1212 S. McClintock Drive, but he refused to leave. Upon contact, he was found in possession of false IDs and checkbooks not belonging to him. • A 35-year-old Tempe man was arrested for disorderly conduct. He was yelling and screaming profanities inside Sammy B’s restaurant, 1420 N. Scottsdale Road. After being escorted outside, he began pounding on the doors and windows of the restaurant. He then went across the street to the 7-11 store, 1405 N. Scottsdale; Road, where he attempt­ ed to buy beer but was refused because he was intoxicated. He also verbally abused a customer Who would not buy beer for him; • A 21 -year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct at The Sawmill bar located at 933 E. University Drive after he was pulled out of the bar for an ID check. During the inves­ tigation, he verbally challenged the police by saying twice, “This is a joke.” • A 21-year-old Tempe man was arrested on one count of domestic violence/disorderly conduct. During an argument with his wife, he punched a countertop and kicked a hole in the living room wall. He was transported to the Tempe City Jail, where he was booked and held to see a judge. • a 23-year-old Tempe woman was arrested for domestic violence/disorderly conduct. During an argument, she threw a telephone across the living room at her husband. The phone broke a drinking glass on the floor. She was taken to the Tempe City Jail, where she was booked and held to see a judge. • A 25 year-old Tempe woman was kidnapped and sexually assaulted at 7:45 p.m. Oct. 6. The victim was washing her car at the Soft Suds car wash, 1201 S, Terrace Road, when she heard a noise behind her. She looked back and saw the suspect directly behind her. He pointed a gun, demanded she go with him and forcibly put her in her car. He then forced her to drive to 1851 E. Pima Road, to the rear of Reeve’s Auto, where he made her walk into the river bot­ tom. He then sexually assaulted her and took her car, a 1991 Ford Tempo. The victim was left alone and walked to the overpass at McClintock Drive and the freeway. The suspect is described as a white male, 5-foot-10 inches tall with a thin build arid crooked teeth. He was wearing a “Crisper” Halloween mask. Compiled by State Press reporter Karyn R iedell NEEDS GEIMITAL H E R P E S vouiNiias a reneededrommn ina12-monih Contestants. Wanna Play? RESEARCHSTUDYFORANEWMEDICATION. • FREEM EDICATION • FREEDOCTORVISITS • $COMPENSATIONFORPAITKIPAT10N H ILL TOP RESEA RCH , IN C. It’s Fun. Free. Sign Up! 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West-East '95 is a bicycle trek across the U.S. by a team of highly motivated indi­ viduals who will be delivering messages about AIDS awareness; Presently, West-East Foundation is trying to find an ASU. stud­ e n ts) to join the trek either as a cyclist or support staff-These po­ sitions offer Valuable experience in business, public relations and public speaking, as well as direct contact with major corporations. Pick up an application at MUAB on the 3rd floor or at the State Press inform ation desk. Entry deadline is Oct. -25. Questions?. Call Jackie Eldridge, 965-6741. APA/MLA EXPERIENCED typing/w ord processing. N eed it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744, WANTED PERFORMERS - Local winter ASU AREA typing, w/p, editing, transerptn, W ordPerfect, laser. " guard seeking: dance, flag, rifle, sabre people. Must be 21 or un­ Charts/graphs. 966-2186 anytime der. Call Joice, 495-1806. FA ST TURNAROUND Term papers, theses. lífLA / .APA, las* ’ PHOTOGRAPHER FOR 1/2 day shoot. Color film for poster sized er, fax. Pat, 897-1741. print. Ms. Lee 998-1644. mess. ASASU HOMECOMING Com­ mittee needs volunteers! If you are interested, there is a meeting Wed. October 12 at 6:30 in MU Santa Cruz room! Hope.to see you there. Coffee Bartenders a,iti. shift 32nd St. & Shea Location $ 5/hr + Commission Call R o c k 'n Ja v a 's 5 6 1 -6 2 5 3 /5 6 1 -5 8 0 2 for interview JO B OPPORTUNITIES A4> CASEY- Get psyched for IWeek and Saturday! v Sara. NAKED TYPING/WORD PRO CESSIN G Fact is: I must see to it you are awarded $$ for your college edu­ c a tio n ..^ élse!...òr else, I don't remain in business! Scholarships. No one denied. Call for guaran­ tee. 1-8 0 0 -7 0 0 -7 6 5 6 .. 24 hr. recording. ARTCARVED COLLEGE class rings on sale this week 10/1010/14/94. ASU Bookstore. The discounts will match certificates to be used in your favorite book­ store! Order your ring now and save! . .x ' Cocktail wait staff. ID checkers, p/t, 1-2 nights/wk. No exp. Fun beer & wine .pub. Must be 21 or older. 28th St. & Indian School. Call l;lam-3pm, 840:75101 ■• LIVE-IN-CHILDCARE needed 3yr old, it evngs, free room & food. Serious appl- only 9637944 ELEC TR O LY SIS BY D egna. M ulti-probe & blend methods. Rural/Southem area. 921-1146. AKPSI LITTLE Bro John: Con­ grats on Midcourt!!!! Big Bros . Leonie and Robin. T.C. LUIGI'S Pizza now hiring pizza makers, wait §taff& deliv­ ery drivers/ Competitive wages. Call 756-2002 for interview. : FLEX HRS., xlnt pay, care for 2 small children. Must be exp. Pref. Developmental Ed. students. NE Scottsdale. 451-3294. ; ; AXQ MAYA W. v Congrats on JR. P anhellenic Social! Your Mom is very proud o f you! Thank you for being there for me! Y ou’re the b est - L ove "Momma Bird" y AO NEW members- I-Week is here! Get psyched for Sat. ! Love, the actives. SANDW ICH SH OP, 5th Ave area. L unch tim e d e liv e rie s; Varied duties. Mike, 874-0104.' ARE YOU an Education major? W ould you like to truely con­ trib u te to a child's life? Need child care & TLC for a.first grad­ er in our home in S. Tempe, MF 3-6pm . Salary n egotiable; Please call 897-8142, lv msg. SERVICES A O JEN A - Have a great IWeek! I can't wait till Sat. AOE v Shannon. FETES 19TH Tee Rest, at Roll­ ings.Hills Golf Course now acc. apps. p /t c ash ie r/w a it staff. Apply in person 1405 N. Mill A y e, 1 mi N. o f M ill Aye. bridge. HELP WANTEDCHILD CARE PERSONALS AO CORTNEY- Get ready for IW eek! Y our b ig sis v 's y o u ! AOE, Danielle. HELP WANTEDFO O D _S |R V IC g _ Join the Cluck-UrChickeo, team. How hiring delivery drivers \& counter personnel. Apply in per? son 855 S. Rural. P a g e lS M onday, O ctober 1 0 ,1 9 9 4 Then join us on the Winformation match­ maker network. Enjoy viewing on-line pho­ tographs, exchanging E-Mail & chatting on our teleconference while remaining anony­ mous, all from the convenience of your own computer. Other services include vehicle loca­ tor and file downloads. j ;? For more information call The W information Network 864-8979 864-3800 (office) Y o u r In d iv id u a l H o ro sco pe F ra n ces D rake = For Monday, October 10,1994 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) At first, it looks like the day will, slip by without much progress. Then, you get inspired and it's full speed ahead. In business, you're on top of things now! TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) A negotiation may be-difficult to start with, but then agreements are happily reached. Partners are on the saipe w ave length. A friend appreciates your advice. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Not only are you able to make a fine start now with a project, but you'll also finish it with a flour­ ish. Self-discipline and mental acuity combine effectively.; CANCER (June 21 to July 22). D ealing w ith som eone who is overly sensitive may be trying early in the day; but you-and a partner will definitely click now. T ogether, you're the dynam ic duo! LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Work efforts may be a bit mud­ dled as the day begins, but later, you're a fountainhead o f efficien­ cy. O nce you apply /yourself, there's no stopping you. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) You and a partner will be work­ ing on som ething today and you'll be pleased with what you accomplish together. Joy comes through hobbies and time spend with children. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) It's not the best day for shopping or entertaining guests, but homebased activities will be reward­ ing. You’ll make progress with a do-it-yourself project. SCORPIO (Oct: 23 to Nov. 21) Your ability to call a spade a spade could get you in trouble, unless you voice your views with tact You're insightful now and yoür judgment is excellent. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec; 21 ) TTiis is a good day for handling chores and getting things done around the house. Y ou may derive more pleasure from men­ tal interests than from socializing now. CAPRICORN (Déc. 22 to Jan. 19) . ' You'll want to stay away from superficial types now as you'll be in a serious frame o f mind and w ill seek to share your views with those who are also serious. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) . > A few interruptions could delay your progress for a while today, but, later, you’ll rise above dis­ tractions and w ill accom plish what yoü set out to do. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) You may have to pay extra atten­ tion to details at work today . Stay focused and it will be a day of progress. Socializing will do you a World of good after dark. YOU BORN TODAY are both independent and cooperative. You Can succeed in business for yourself, and usually are success­ ful because o f your diplomatic manner. You are philosophic in outlook and often drawn to such fields as counseling, writing, law, and religion. Businesses related to the arts often appeal to ypu, though you may be artistically talented as well. B irthdate of: H elen H ayes, a ctre ss; Tanya Tucker* singer; and Johnny Green, songwriter. 01994 by King Features Syndicate,. Inc. P a g .e 16 Sta t e P M o n d a y , O r to b e r 1 0 ,1 9 9 4 ress Regain Your Health Week OCTOBER 17th-21 st, 1994 J Are you bothered by any of these symptoms: HEADACHES SHOULDER PAIN ASTHMA NECK STIFFNESS PAIN DOWN LEGS KNEE PAIN NUMBNESS IN HANDS & FEET PAIN DOWN ARM LOW BACK PAIN RAPID HEARTBEAT IRREGULAR MENSTRUATION Although Chiropractic Doesn t Treat Symptoms, Thousands Of People Have Been Helped With The Above Problems! If you or your family member, friend or co-worker have been bothered by any of the above symptoms, IT 'S TIME TO REGAIN YOUR HEALTH. Do you feel stressed out, tired and have these symptoms? Well, there's a reason. Your body is probably not getting proper nerve flow because of nerve pressure. You don't get proper benefit from your sleep with nerve pressure and you get symptoms. There is an answer, if you have been off active care for 6 months or more, or you have a friend, family member or co-worker who could benefit, our door is open. EBB® Value SPINAL EXAMINATION »«RAYS Offer expires-10/21 /94. V x Exam ple of poor spinal structure. ■ I will include an orthopedic test, a neurological test, a spinal align­ ment check, an examination for restricted or excess motion IP the spine, x-ray and a private consultation to discuss the results. Exam ple of good spinal structure. Do You Understand the Damaging Effects of Subluxation? ■ O nly Dam aged Tissue Gives You Sym ptom s. ■ You Can Build Disease W ithout Knowing It. Brain Stem Control Center C l . C2 (Atlas-Axis) Healthy Nerve . Pinched Nerve = Subluxation = Disease = Symptoms 12 Danger Signals 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Numbness In arms and hands Restless nights Pain between shoulders Stiffness, of neck Nerve tension Depression Headaches Anxiety in the chest Stiffness or pain in the lower back tired hips and legs Painful joints Whiplash CALL TODAY FOR APPOINTMENT A SU 's Sam aritan In su ran ce, Personal Injury, W orkm an's C o m p e n satio n , Insu ran ce a n d C a sh A cce p te d . O’MRK CHIROPRACTIC Dr. Richard L. O'Neal, Palmer Graduate Team Physician Sport and Fitness Council W orld O lym pic Chiropractic Com m ittee LA K E C O U N TR Y V ILLAG E Shopping Center 491-1242 Celebrating 14 Years In Practice AM ERICAN EXPR ESS - office i$ I .designed to H ig to For your convenience, BASELINE ROAD call 8:30am - 6:45pm 1070 E. Baseline Rd., Tempe M o n .- F ri. fo r appointm ent.