Missing student’s father remains hopeful B y G r eg Z emeida and D avid P r o ffit t S ta te P ress George Nilson’s voice shook as he d iscussed the d isappearance o f his daughter Kim berly, an ASU student reported missing Monday night. “I have hope, but its ... sketchy,” he answered slowly. “There are no firm leads. (The police) have had blood­ hounds, helicopters out there, but they K i m b e r l y are batting zero right now.” N il s o n Kimberly Nilson, an ASU exercise science major, was reported missing Monday night. She was last seen by her roommate, Donna Zingaro, sleeping in her apartment at 6:30 a.m. Monday. George Nilson flew in from his home in Wisconsin Tuesday night after learning of Kimberly’s disappearance. Since that time, he has been “swamped” with television cameras and newspaper reporters. He talked with them late into the evening on Tuesday and most of Wednesday. They have been a nearly constant presence for the last 24 hours. And, unlike most people in his situation, he hasn’t shied away from them. MT1_Uaam raollv Kfllnflll ” HpnrOP Sft^1H 1 l i e i n c u l a a u t t i i 1 V .O U J “ v i p i u . , --------- “They’re running photos on TV and everyone’s been really, really helpful.” Kimberly Nilson, who used to attend a junior college in Alameda, Calif., transferred to ASU in 1990 on her father’s advice. He had worked in the area several years ago and liked what he saw. “I thought it was a beautiful area and relatively crimefree and just so much of a cleaner environm ent than California,” George said. He added that he now has m ixed em otions about Arizona. One thing George Nilson does feel for certain is the love for his daughter. He described Kimberly as “very outgoing, very warm, extremely well liked and an outstanding individual. She’s just remarkable.” Kimberly’s sister, Sondra Nilson, agrees. “She’s real outgoing, she’s real friendly, she has tons of friends,” Sondra said. “She’s bright, real talented, she’s extremely athletic. She’s a real happy person, too.” Sondra Nilson also said Kimberly is a caring person. “Before I moved down here, I flew down and stayed with her,” Sondra said. “She drove me all over the Valley looking for a house. She is always there for you.” and Sondra Nilson are extremely proud of --------- --------- Kimberly’s ambition to become a medical doctor. Besides finishing up her degree, Kim also works at Scottsdale Memorial Hospital North as a diet representative. “She thought that was a real good field,” George said. “She wanted to help people.” “She thinks she can make a difference by becoming a doctor,” Sondra added. The Nilson family is continuing its efforts to find Kimberly. George Nilson plans to continue to talk to the media and Sondra is still gathering as many volunteers as she can to distribute flyers around town. Donna Zingaro, Kimberly’s roommate, is also pitching in. She has distributed over 10,000 flyers so far with the help of Kimberly’s friends and plans to put out even more. “She’s got more friends than anyone else I know,” Zingaro said. Tempe police spokesman Tom Ryff said there are still no good leads on Kimberly’s disappearance. “The (Nilson) family is giving us a lot of names and its going to take a while to follow up on these,” Ryff said. “We do not have any one person as a strong investigative lead, But just like her father, Sondra has not given up hope of finding Kimberly alive and well. “I’m definitely hopeful. I’m just trying to focus on our efforts to find her; every­ thing possible that we can do.” Tempe, ASU police join to coordinate bike safety program B y K aryn R ied ell S tate P ress Bicycling could be called the ultimate contact sport a game where cars, bicyclists and pedestrians fight in a never-ending competition. Too many of those involved in the competition are une­ ducated about bicycle rules and are injured or get tickets as a result. According to A1 Phillips of ASU’s Department of Public Safety, 257 bicycle accidents were reported in Tempe in 1992, and 60 percent of these accidents occurred within two miles of ASU. The 1993 figures are even higher and even more likely to occur within a half-mile to one mile range of ASU. Lt. Chuck T ranter, head of the Tem pe Police Department’s Traffic Division, attributes part of the prob­ lem to the influx of new students from different states and, in some cases, different countries. Even Arizona residents are too often unfamiliar with the laws. “People are more familiar with the laws for motor vehi­ cles than with the laws for pedestrians and motor vehi­ cles,” he said. Tempe police Officers Jerry Adams and Angel Carbajal T urn to B icycle, Jim Poulin/State Press On campus, bicyclists commonly ride in the dismount zones, causing pedestrian-bicyclist accidents, page 2 Students, universities suffer as social funding increases B y L o r r ie C o h en S ta te P ress The Arizona Legislature is giving less money to the state’s universities, opting instead to provide more funding for social services. Students are footing the bill for the difference. “It has resulted in increased tuition and registration fees,” said Jim Silwicki, ASU’s associate director for University fiscal planning and analysis. The trend is not unique to Arizona. States are giving less to universities and more to social programs and prisons. As welfare and social programs grow, so does the amount of money allocated to these pro­ INSIDE S TA TE PRESS W eather Outlook Sunny. High around 107, lows in the 80s grams. Higher education has suffered because of this, Silwicki said. One regent is not pleased. “I don’t like it,” Regent Rudy Campbell said. “Higher education is not being supported and it’s decreasing all across the nation. We have to go and fight for every dollar we get.” In 1979, the Legislature gave the Arizona Board of Regents $193 million, or about 19 percent of its $979 mil­ lion budget. Fifteen years later, about $540 million, or 13 percent, of a $4 billion budget went to the state’s universities. Although the percentage of the state’s budget appropriat- Despite the ease of using the InTouch phone reg­ istration system, many ASU students are still lining up at the regis­ tra r’s sites to talk to a real person. Page 2 W orld/ Nation Senate Republicans blocked a vote on President Clinton's crime bill, forcing Democratic leaders to negotiate. Page 3 ed to the universities has decreased, the universities get more cash each year, said Anne Barton, budget manager for planning and budgeting in the governor’s office. This has been the case for more than a decade, except 1984. “The state general fund is bigger so the percent is down, but the money is more,” Barton said. But apparently it’s not enough to cover the cost of liv­ ing. “We are not even keeping up with inflation. It s been three years without any faculty increase. Salary here is less than average at a community college,” Campbell said. ASU has had to tighten its belt over the past few years to T urn Sports C u rren t U SG A W om en's A m ateur C h am p io n W endy W ard is still lo o k ­ in g to im p ro v e'h er gam e this year in h e r final season as A S U 's to p golfer. Page 11 to Budget , page 2 Where To Find It C la s s ifie d s ............................... 13 C o m ic s.......................................10 C ro ssw o rd .................................15 H oroscopes ............................. 15 O p in io n ........................................4 P olice R e p o r t.............................6 S p o rts........................................-11 T o d a y ’s A c tiv itie s ...................2 W o rld /N a tio n .............................3 Thursday, August 25, 1994 Page 2 #"*"A T oday The Today Section is a daily calendar o f events printed as a service to the ASU community. Requests are accepted on a first-come, first-serve basis and are printed on a space -available basis. Campus clubs and organizations may submit writ­ ten entries to the State Press in the basement o f Matthews Center, Room 15. Requests will not be taken over the phone. Entries must contain the full name o f the club or organization, a description o f the event, date, time and the full address o f the location. All requests are subject to editing fo r content, space and clarity. Incomplete or illegible entries will be discarded. Deadline fo r requests in noon the day before pub­ lication and entries will not be accepted more than three working days before publication. Only one entry per organization per day is permitted. • Students for Choice — General meeting, new members encouraged to attend. 2:00 p.m., MU Kaibab, Room 208E. • Canterbury-Episcopal Campus Ministry — Worship, dinner, and fellowship. 6:15 p.m., St. Augustine’s Parish, 1735 S. College; northeast comer of Broadway and College. • Campus Crusade for Christ — Thursday Night Live, open meeting and Bible study. 7:30 p.m., 205 E. 15th St; southeast comer of College and 15th St. • MUAB Comedy Committee — Auditions, Farce Side Comedy Hour. 5:00 p.m., MU Cinema. Call 965-6822 for more information. • MUAB Culture and Arts Committee — First m eeting, everyone welcome. 1:30 p.m., MU Conference Rooms, third floor. • Snow Devil Ski and Snowboard Club — Weekly meeting and slideshow, old and new members wel­ come. 6:00 p.m., Cluck-U restaurant; Rural Road and Eighth Street. • Women’s Active Return to Education (AWARE) — First meeting, all re-entry women welcome. Norm, MU Women’s Center, lower level. B i c C ontinued y c from page l e 1. are coordinating a bicycle/pedestrian safety awareness pro­ gram and handing out fliers to the public. They are also issuing warnings during the first week of classes. But next week, police will begin ticketing violators. Carbajal said most students respond in one of two ways when they are ticketed for a pedestrian or bicycle violation. “They react with sheer surprise, or it can generate a neg­ ative contact,” he said. “Many bicyclists and pedestrians believe they always have the right of way.” Pedestrians and bicyclists don’t consider their involve­ ment in accidents as very important. “Just a couple weeks ago, a woman was issued a citation in a bike-car accident,” Trantor said. “She couldn’t under­ stand why she was given a ticket and the driver wasn’t.” In Tempe, most accidents occur within a two-mile radius of the University. One especially bad spot is the intersec­ tion at Ash Avenue and University Drive, where six acci­ dents occurred in 1992. According to statistics compiled by the Tempe Police Department, bicycle accidents in Tempe, especially in the ASU vicinity, have been increasing at an average of 8 per­ cent a year for the last couple years. The greatest number of accidents typically occur in October, Tranter said. Accident rates drop in December and January when students are gone. Many bicyclists believe it is safer to drive against traf­ fic, but 44 percent of accidents involving bicycles and cars B u C ontinued d g from page e 1. accommodate the proportional decrease in state funding. “Over the past few years the University has had to do a lot o f dow nsizing the ad m in istratio n aspect of the University,” said Allan Price, ASU associate director of University relations. Price is more concerned with the effect on education than on the amount students pay. “Tuition is an issue, but what will really suffer is the quality of education,” he said. Share you r O p in io n Round up your friends and A S U Fan Photo Day. You’ll meet Sun Devil football stars and fellow students Jake Rum m er, Jeff Kysar, Parnell Charles as w ell as Head Coach Bruce Snyder. Be one of the first one thousand fans and you’ll receive a free A S U Football Fan Photo Day T-shirt! Seeyou there! : l HOM ETOW N SC H ED U LE Layoff notices have been issued to 165 ASU employees; 19 of whom were administrators. Provost Milton Glick feels the Legislature is helping as best as it can, and said this year will be better. “The Legislature did help make some significant steps,” Glick said. This year, moré classes were opened, more seats were available and students had access to more computers, he said. - Use the State Press sound-off line 965-4287. IIÍHmnhhmMÍIMVIS^m SK í head out to Sun Devil Stadium for are a result of people going the wrong way. Another prob­ lem is that vehicles do not give the right of way to pedestri­ ans and cyclists. On campus, bicyclists commonly ride in the dismount zones, causing pedestrian-bicyclist accidents. In dismount zones such as Cady Mall and Palm Walk, people commonly violate the ban on bikes, Phillips said. “There’s a lot of things that bicyclists do that are dumb — riding against the traffic, not stopping at stop signs and not yielding to cars,” he said. A statistical study conducted by Tempe’s Public Works Department found that in accidents involving drivers and pedestrians, the accident is the pedestrian’s fault 50 percent of the time. In accidents involving bicycles and cars, the bicyclist has committed a moving violation 69 percent of the time. “It’s about 50-50,” Tranter said. “The pedestrian or cyclist is at fault 50 percent of the time, and the driver is at fault the other 50 percent. When we investigate, we look to see who has violated the law. There may be issues of con­ tributing negligence. Sometimes it is hard to clearly identify a violation, and we’ll just fill out a report and not issue any tickets.” Trantor said officers do not like issuing tickets, but giv­ ing them causes people to be accountable and responsible. “I guess there’s got to be a risk involved before people will follow the rules,” he said. t R P s S w K S iS S S s s a M Saturday, August 27, 10 a.m. State P ress _______ W orld/N ation_______ STATE P ress A round ■ / ■ A r iz o n a Suspected child abuser accused of murder PHOENIX (A P) — A man arrested last week on suspicion of child abuse now is accused of hav­ ing killed the child, who was his 19month-old half sister. R oger A llen Finch, 18, was arrested Thursday after reporting that the baby, Jessica Grant, was unconscious. Finch had been baby-sitting the child at their m other’s apartment here. Jessica Grant died later at an area hospital. An autopsy revealed that she suffered a fractured skull and broken clavicle. F in c h has rem ained in a M aricopa C ounty ja il since his arrest. Inmate claiming sexual assault sues state PHOENIX (AP) — An inmate who claims a prison guard sexually assaulted her earlier this year has sued for unspecified monetary dam­ ages. The law suit filed Tuesday in M aricopa County Superior Court follows a May 17 decision by Pinal County prosecutors against filing criminal charges against Corrections officer David Mark Fierro. P rosecutors said their efforts were hampered by inadmissibility of polygraph results in criminal trials and a delay in reporting the alleged attack. The u n identified 32-year-old Phoenix woman, who is imprisoned for fraud at the Arizona Center for W omen here, claim s that Fierro assaulted her Feb. 23 while she was on a work d etail at C orrections Department headquarters. H er suit nam es the state, the Corrections Department and Fierro as defendants. A C o rrectio n s D epartm ent spokesman declined comment on the suit but said Fierro, 40, was sus­ pended without pay last month for infractions that surfaced during an investigation. Railroad track stunt lands Flagstaff man in jail FLA G STA FF (AP) — Police have arrested a man who lay on dow ntow n railro a d tracks early Wednesday on a bet and allowed several engines and railcars to pass overhead. M ichael L abesky, 22, faces charges of criminal damage, inter­ fering with the operation o f a utility, trespassing and resisting an officer, Officer Scott Mace said. Mace said he saw a man later identified as Labesky run onto the tracks and lie between the rails as a train approached. The engineer hit the emergency brakes but the train didn’t stop until after five engines and 10 cars had passed over Labesky, who then ran away, M ace said. L abesky was arrested a short time later. ________ Thursday, August 25, 1994 ________________ Page_3 C r im e b ill s ta lle d in S e n a te W ASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Democratic leaders struggled Wednesday to pass the $30 billion crime bill, saying it was being “ held hostage” by Republicans who appeared to be amassing enough votes to block its progress. President Clinton, meanwhile, exhorted lawmakers to “ put away the excuses” for inaction. “ All we want is to vote on the crime b ill,” said M ajority Leader George Mitchell after Senate Republican Leader Bob Dole proposed votes on a series of amendments to the bill that the House also would have to approve. The Senate could not vote until the House acts. “ It appears to be a continuation of an effort to kill the crime bill by indefinite delay,” Mitchell, the Maine Democrat, said, suggesting that the House would reject some am endm ents and add new ones, including one to strip out the ban on assault-style firearms. ‘‘We don’t want the crime bill held hostage to a list of other amendments. We want to free the crime bill,” he added. Meanwhile, several senators vowed to fight on. “ We’re going to win or we’re going to go down with our colors flying,” said Republican Sen. Trent Lott of Mississippi. "W e’re not going to get rolled.” “ All we are asking is that some of these provisions we fought hard for on the floor be given consideration by the House and put back in.” argued Sen. Orrin Hatch, RUtah. Republicans have com plained that a House-Senate compromise bill now before the Senate bears, little resem blance to a form of the legislation that passed the chamber 95-4 last November. They have threatened to use a procedural maneuver to thwart the measure. Democrats have said that GOP charges of “ pork” spending are disingenuous and have said the measure contains the very kinds of crime-fighting programs that law enforcement officers want. For his part, President Clinton kept up the pressure from the White House. “ This bill is centrist and bipartisan to its very b o n e,” he told m em bers of the International Convention of B’nai B’rith in Chicago via satellite. “ It’s time to put away the excuses, the blame and the politics and join forces and pass this crime bill now.” But on the Senate floor, and in the cloak­ rooms, offices and corridors, the principal question was which party, Democrat or Republican, had the votes to work its will. The existing crime bill was passed by the House 235-195 on Sunday, with 46 Republicans supporting it. Associated Press Senate Minority Leader Bob Dole, R-Kan: (right) holds a list of proposed Republican amendments to the crime bill during a press confrence yesterday. Tha amendments would trim $5 billion from the bill, in funding that Dole labeled "pork". Flanking Dole is Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah. M itchell, D-M aine, told colleagues: “ It’s clear a substantial majority of the Senate would support the bill.” But he also said he did not know if enough Republicans would join the Democrats to block a GOP procedural move. The so-called “ point of order” on a budgetary question relating to the bill would, if successful, undo the pack­ age that had been painstakingly negotiated in the House. But Republicans, too, were hedging their bets. When Dole was asked if he had the 41 votes needed to uphold the procedural chal­ lenge, he said, “ I hope I have. I think I have.” Supporters of the bill would need to muster 60 votes to turn back the challenge. If the compromise bill passed by the House on Sunday is reopened immediately for GOP amendments, it would have the effect of sabotaging the leg islation. Changes would require the House to take up the bill again, and there would likely be more problems there. The anti-crime bill would, among other things, set up a federal-state-local partner­ ship aimed at placing an additional 100,000 police officers on the streets. It would require life sentences for some third-time felons and would expand the federal death penalty to cover more than 60 crimes. A lthough n either D em ocrats nor Republicans were rushing to test their vot­ ing strength on the Senate floor, Dole used the threat of the procedural move to pursue his tug-of-war with M itchell. He asked Mitchell to allow votes on 10 amendments to the crime bill. They would be voted upon as a separate resolution. North Korean power struggle feared SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — Fearing a power struggle could destabilize North Korea, President Kim Young-sam warned South Koreans they should prepare for “ any contingency,” the national news agency said Wednesday. His remarks followed Yonhap new agency’s report that leaflets denouncing North Korea’s designated leader, Kim Jong II, were scattered in Pyongyang’s embassy district last weekend, Kim Jong II is the designated successor to his father, Kim II Sung, who died July 8 after leading the reclusive, Stalinist country for nearly 40 years. But the younger Kim has not been seen in public since his father’s funeral July 20, when he looked listless and ill. That inspired numerous reports that he was too sick to take full command of the govern­ ment. North Korean media trumpeted for six weeks that “ Dear Leader” Kim Jong II is in charge, giving no hint of any trouble with the succession. Then on Sunday, Radio Pyongyang warned that unless Kim’s succession is assured, ‘‘ambitious persons and conspir­ ators” could undermine the communist party. The broadcast, sum m arized by Radio Press, a media monitoring service in Japan, did not mention the anti-Kim leaflets. ‘‘The dear leader comrade Kim Jong 11, who has fully inherited all the noble virtues and qualities of the fatherly leader, is the great leader who is leading the Korean people to victory, firmly standing at the head of the party, the state and the revolutionary armed forces,” the Korean Central News Agency said in a report monitored in Tokyo. South Korea media reports said the German Foreign Ministry had confirmed the anti-Kim leaflets. Diplomats reached in Pyongyang by telephone told The Associated Press they were unaware of any leafletting. According to the South Korea news agency, President Kim Young-sam told dinner guests at the presidential mansion Tuesday the leafletting was the work of someone enjoying privileged status trying to achieve “ a precise effect.” ; He said “ various significant moves are going on in North Korea ... the citizens should be even more cautious and alert to cope with any contingency.” South K orea’s governm ent will strengthen intelligence-gathering on the North w hile prom oting exchanges of information with China, Russia and other countries that maintain diplomatic mis­ sions in Pyongyang, said a government o ffic ia l, speaking on co n d itio n of anonymity. Page 4 S tate P res Thursday, August 25, 1994 çrw ;,* State P ress iditorial B icycle b litz Cyclists beware! Next week, ASU DPS and Tempe police will be on campus to distribute safety information. And the week after, the cita­ tions begin. Thus begins yet another chapter in the inglorious history o f the bicycle at ASU. A story filled with inconsideration on the part of pedestrians and cyclists alike, inadequate bike paths and a continuing safety hazard here on campus. A hazard, in fact, which last year included 132 accidents within two miles o f ASU serious enough to be reported to the police, and innu­ m erable m inor accidents- on a daily basis —■ including at least one fatality. This danger could be, at least in part, attribut­ ed to the fact that the average ASU cyclist has the community interest of a rabid wolverine. Take a stopwatch. Stand next to Cady Mall. See how many cyclists you can count whipping through crowds of pedestrians in a five-minute period. To pre-empt the angry protests of the 15,000 bicyclists who pedal to campus (no doubt, none of whom violate the bike laws —- the violators must be from UofA), the fault isn’t only theirs — it belongs to the pedestrians, too. Once and for all: you know those green side­ walks? Those are bicycle paths. As in, “do not walk here.” Traffic laws don’t get left behind when you get out of a car, after all. And of course, the eternal “bike path” prob­ lem. Note that ASU will not call it a problem: it is a “circulation element.” As all buildings on the ASU main campus should be within an aver­ age 10-minute walk, bicycles are forbidden in much of the center of campus. The only problem is, most cyclists don’t care to park their bike near, say, the Physical Scien­ ces F-Wing and then leg it to the Social Sciences Building. It does kind of defeat the purpose of owning a bike, doesn’t it? And, considering the state of bike paths, it is pretty difficult to reach said building without dismounting — which few cyclists d o ... so the problem continues. Do yourself a favor. Check on the relevant ASU and Tempe tews the nest tune you hop m your bike. You’ll probably save yourself a ticket, you’ll definitely save other people a lot of aggra­ vation, and you might just save life and limb. ............................................... -■■■-....................... - ......................- .............. ».................................. STATE PRESS rN ■ “s S B S (7KWa>0> . TWCNRfl - _ / IF HE owners and players mooned a totally empty stadium ,would it make a d if f e r e n c e ? Say it ain’t so, Joe: Arpaio won’t quit If you have given consideration to current events in the past year RIAN you have probably heard of Anderson M aricopa C ounty S h eriff Joe Arpaio. Sheriff Arpaio has been instrumental in the abolishment of civil rights since he has taken office in January of 1993. His now defunct posse was regarded by many as the cu re-all for Maricopa County’s alleged crime epidemic. The nationally recognized posse consisted of 2,000 fear-mongering, gun-toting volun­ teers. This riot squad's disregard for civil rights is amazing in this free society. Arpaio’s posse engaged in pestering traffic stops as well as the harassment of people until they left a certain area. Arpaio and his group of power-mad zealots have no author­ ity to strip law-abiding citizens of their rights as provided by the Constitution. This next situation I’ve come up with is hypothetical. J.Q. Public is sitting in his home watching the violence unfold on the evening news like a Stephen King novel. He is fed up. Then the posse hits the streets, with statistics of crumbling crime rates close behind. Then flash!, a light bulb appears over J.Q.’s head. One night, Mr. Public strolls through his community with grandiose plans of saving the world clouding his mind. He stumbles upon four youths loitering under a dim street light. He meanders over to the kids and begins his process of interrogation. One of the punks tells him to get lost. J.Q., with visions of a medal of valor dancing through his mind, cracks the wise guy on the noggin with the business end of his flashlight. When the real police arrive, Mr. Public claims the kid viciously tried to attack him while he was taking his evening stroll. The police fill out a report on die “true” happenings of that night, but to no avail; no charges were fried. Far-fetched? Maybe, but a frightening look at what the brainchild of Joe Arpaio could have caused. Earlier this year when he threatened the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors with the premature release o | 200 federal inmates and the closure of the First Avenue. if they were to cut his budget by $2.2 million, the boarJ reduced the budget cuts. It would seem that the board wal catering to the “tough on crime” sheriff just as a mothe| caters to a crying baby. In January of this year, Arpaio furthered his crusad^ against constitutional freedoms. Darren Johnson is an inmate in one of the Arizona’1 prisons. S h eriff A rpaio rem anded Johnson to a cell designed for “disobedient” inmates because he refused tq cut his long hair on the basis of his religion. Prison official! have previously required inmates with long hair to tie i| back in a ponytail after shaking their fingers through it, case of hidden objects. Apparently this measure did not suffice in Johnson’^ case and he was punished for his failure to comply with prison officials. What’s the big deal, you ask? All citizens in the United States are afforded the right to practice the religion they feel serves them appropriately! When convicted of a crime against the state or country one loses several rights. None of these lost rights, however, isj freedom of religion. Last week Arpaio proposed that a policy be written that! states no sheriff s department employee could speak nega­ tively about him. In addition, the policy would also include! provisions to prohibit em ployees from talking with! reporters without permission and to prevent the publishing! of written material without letting Arpaio read it first. What is this? A public official directly violating the! Constitution he has sworn to uphold? Employees of thel Maricopa County Sheriff Department should exercise theirl First Amendment right by shouting disapproval toward the| proposed policy before Joe Arpaio takes that right away. Although fighting crime is an important issue that many! people regard as high priority, it should not take precedence! over our rights as citizens of the United States. Tough elected officials are important only when they| choose to abide by the Constitution they have sworn to| uphold. Brian Anderson is a junior journalism major. 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MARJORY KAMINSKI DAVID LASPALUTO Editor Managing Editor Opinion Editor N ews Editor The State Press is published Monday1through Friday dur­ ing the academic year, except holidays and exam periods, at Matthews Center, Room IS, Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz. 85287-1502. We do not answer questions of a general nature. The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively pub­ lished for and circulated on (he ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. P hone N um bers Information......f.......965-7572 Newsroom ........... .—965-2292; Magazine,, ......... . .965-1695 Advertising......»■....... 965-6555 Classifieds.............. 965-6731 O pinion Thursday, August 25,1994 P ress K illin g s p r e e c o n fe s s io n s : a r e tro s p e c t They say that confession is good for the soul, so, this is mine. >ARRY R. I contem plated calling Bishop K elley O ’B rien, but the ch u rch has enough problems now so I’ll spare them mine. Besides, a published confession is not adm issible in court should the law wish to press charges. I love the First Amend­ ment! L ike F rank B aiun o f New Jersey, I am a murderer. Unlike Mr. Baiun, I committed crimes on a much larger scale (Dad always said to think big). Over the summer, while you were all visiting parents and applying for financial aid, I was meticulously executing an eleven-state killing spree. Frank Baiun’s crime is that he captured an intruder that was threatening his home and property, calling the local authorities to take him away. With Mr. Baiun distracted, the would-be assailant escaped, threatening Frank’s two sixyear-old grandchildren. The Hillside resident then struck the attacker down, killing him. He currently is awaiting trial in Union County Superior Court. What I failed to mention is that victim was of the vermin that unfortunately populate this planet. Literally. Yes, Mr. Baiun is on trial for killing a rat. My story is somewhat different. My own personal ram­ page began May 5 on Interstate 75 in Florida, somewhere between Fort Myers and Tampa. My first victim was stand­ ing on the shoulder of the road, slowly wandering into my lane. He should have known a Chevy Cavalier was no match for his thin shell. As I saw his entrails strewn along the roadside in my rearview mirror, I actually felt remorse for a brief moment. If it was a gator, at least I could have gotten a really cool pair of boots. To avoid the law I fled northward, to Georgia, where I was kinder than Tecumseh Sherman. Besides, it’s difficult to get in the mood to kill in a state where the highways are littered with signs reading “Let’s Keep Georgia Peachy B on a seaside road on Cape Cod. The little pest took me by Clean.” The inhabitants of the Carolinas were not so fortunate. In com plete su rp rise. I knew there are skunks in South Carolina the sale of fireworks is legal, which allowed Massachusetts, but I wasn’t anywhere near the Kennedy me to dispatch a squirrel to the netherworld for harassing compound. Calculating that a sufficient interval had passed to throw me at a rest stop. Perhaps nothing could be finer than to be the cops off my trail, I struck again last Friday. This time in Carolina in the morning, that is unless you’re the snake who crossed my path as I was pulling out of the Motel 6 in the carnage began in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the ailment being a rat and an empty beer bottle my scalpel. Fayetteville. Virginia, the Birthplace of Presidents, is also the birth­ Just call me “The Verminator.” Saturday night on Pensacola Sound gave me the oppor­ place of quite a few field mice, whose numbers are even tunity to exact vengeance, mano a mano. While strolling fewer now. The BATF should forget about banning assault the beach, a horseshoe crab made a feeble attempt at splic­ weapons. The most efficient killing devices on the market ing my foot, throwing me off balance and making me look are my steel-belted radials. Walking towards Camden Yards in Baltimore, I spied silly in front of a member of the opposite sex. Revenge is numerous rats threatening my passage. They turned out swift, as was my heel smashing his little crustacean skull. My tw elfth victim , a only to be ticket scalpers, possum m alingering on the econom ic engines of This kill was the most difficult, requiring Interstate 10 east of Mobile, enterprise, so I spared them. me to go so fa r as to cross the centerline was the most vulnerable. To Leaving was another ques­ miss would have been im­ in order to clip him with my left tire, cat­ tion. A wharf rat managed possible, for apparently pos­ to position himself between apulting him against the guard rail. A sums are like d eer—they me and my Chevy. Such a footnote: rental cars make fa r better bat­ freeze at oncoming head­ brazen act could not have tering rams— you dony t care so much lights. Unfortunately they gone unpunished, for I felt also bleed profusely. he was taunting me. Strike about the blood on the hubcaps. Lucky 13 wasn’t. An­ one! other possum on Interstate 10, only this time in Mississippi. Venturing into Pennsylvania, as Eisenhower said, all This kill was the most difficult, requiring me to go so far as roads lead to Gettysburg. Evidently for raccoons as well. On State Route 97, one in particular did not complete the to cross the centerline in order to clip him with my left tire, pilgrimage, succumbing to the impact of a Chevy bumper at catapulting him against the guard rail. A footnote: rental cars make far better battering rams-you don’t care so much 75 mph. Traveling to Cooperstown required to a stop in Oneonta, about the blood on the hubcaps. There you have it, a signed confession. If the Humane where I came across another rat outside my motel room. Society wishes to send me to the chair, so be it. As Chur­ This seemed odd, for I always thought rats in New York chill said, I am perfectly prepared to meet my m akerwere either in the Big Apple or the governor’s mansion. I whether he is prepared to meet me is an entirely different frankly didn’t feel like a nocturnal companion. A quick question. I just hope he lets me sell the movie rights first. kick to the head and, again, I was solo. The ninth victim met his demise on May 14, a skunk Barry R. Kelley who crossed against the light and my speeding Thunderbird is a graduate student studying Asian history. Lack o f privacy on e-mail M all preachers — w hats the big deal? cannot be avoided Editor: E-mail has never been private. ASU’s new e-mail policy should not be the wake-up call that it apparently is. Whenever you send e-mail, you are routing your top-secret military smuggling plans and love letters through all of the computers from here to there. When you send something over a network, every computer’s network card in between looks at what you are sending. If the address matches, it reads the information. How ever, unless the “packets” of inform ation are encrypted (and even then), there is nothing to say that some bored dweeb is not using standard network monitoring soft­ ware to read ALL message traffic through their machine. It’s like monitoring police radio. Advice? Stick to the U.S. Postal Service for private con­ versations. Twenty-nine cents is a small price to pay for pri. vacy. Eric Schafer Graduate student, Computer Science Sta t e P ress etters to the editor ■ '' $ -H i. " The State Press welcomes and encourages written response from oar readers on ,any topic. AH letters most be typed, double-spaced apd no longer than two pages -to he eligible for publication. Please incfocfc-your W name, class standing and major (or any other affiliation with the University) and phone number. Only ttgned letters wifi be considered lor publication. Requests for anonymity will be granted only with an appropriate reason. Letters are subject to editing by the opinion page editor for factual errors and print space availability, lifters con­ taining obvious factual errors will be rejected. All letters must either be brought in person with a photo I.D. to the State Press front desk in the basement of the Matthews Center, or addressed to Sta te' Press, 15 Matthews Center, Arizona State University, Tempe Ariz., 85287-1502 E-mail address for ASU students is ICJBO® ASU AC AD. Internet address is ICJB 0 @ASUVM.1NRE.ASU.EDU. Email letters must include full name, class standing, major (or other affilliation with the University), phone number and student ID number. Re the latest controversy surrounding the “mall preach­ ers,” I don’t see what all the hullabaloo is about. In fact, I found the tone of the piece a bit alarmist. It shouldn’t worry us that a few religious cranks, however obnoxiously, are exercising their First Amendment right in the mall; rather, what should worry us is that our school newspaper, whatever its ostensible purpose, is churning out such Big Brotherish tripe as: “Despite the annoyance many people feel, there is little that the administration legally can do about it.” Are we, the stu­ dent body, supposed to believe that we’re such cal­ low intellectual creatures that we need “The Admin­ istration” to step in when we’re “annoyed” with an­ other’s opinion? And since when is “annoyance” a cri­ terion for abrogating some­ one else ’s F irst A m end­ ment right? It’s true that these preachers are in fact wearisome and irritating, but isn’t that the price we pay for having freedom of spéech in the first place? If you don’t agree with the messages these insufferable cranks are spewing forth daily, do as you would do if they were oh a street-comer in downtown Mill—i.e. keep walking. After all, you too may someday feel the need to get up on a soap­ box and stump for, say, tne Libertarian Ticket, or the Ve­ getarian Way. God forbid that, then, the “Administration” should find it “annoying!” Blaine Comeaux Junior, Elementary Education W here can we find a typewriter on campus? Editor, ASU has thrown yet another obstacle in the path of grad­ uation in its never ending quest to become an increasingly “user-hostile” institution. Anyone who has recently needed to file a Program of Study, Change of Program of Study, or any petition will probably concur. Printed at the top of these forms is the admonition “Must be typed.” A request that would be simple enough IF there were any student-accessi­ ble typewriters left on campus. 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M atthew s C enter basem ent, Rm 50 965-6881 Sports S tate P ress ____________________________________________________________ Thursday, August 25, 1994 v St r o p o r t s O * Page 11 k e o f g e n iu s B r ie f s T o p c h a m p io n s h ip ca p s Jansen retires from speedskating Having finally won Olympic gold, and busy with endorsements and a new career as a television commentator, Dan Jansen announced his retirement from speedskating Wednesday. “I have accomplished all that I can in my sport,” Jansen said in a news release from U.S. Speedskating. “I will miss it. especially the competition, but I am looking forward to spending more time with my family.” Jansen, 29, won a gold medal in the 1,000 meters at Lillehammer, Norway, in February, ending years of Olympic frus­ tration. At the 1988 Games in Calgary, he fell twice after his sister, Jane Jansen Beres, died from leukemia hours before his first race. Despite great success in interna­ tional competition, he failed to win a medal in Albertville, France, in 1992. Moo re r/F o re m a n fight back on Michael Moorer’s heavyweight title defense against George Foreman was rev iv ed W ednesday as prom oters resumed selling tickets for the aging former cham pion’s latest comeback bid. Between bashing the WBA and prom ising that the 45-year-old Foreman would look like a 39-year-old fighter, promoters even managed to find time to crow about ticket sales for the Nov. 5 fight. “We’re on our way to a total sell­ out,” said Dennis Finfrock, special events director for the MGM Grand hotel-casino. “The response to this fight has been unprecedented. We’ve already sold $1.4 million in tickets to other casinos.” Complied from AP reports o f f h o t s u m m e r fo r W ard B y D aw n W agner State P ress Wendy Ward’s golf bag looks like that of any other member of the ASU women’s golf team. Except for the one Pound Puppy head cover. “We had to put my dog in a kennel this summer because we traveled so much. She’s never been in a kennel before and she’s the same color (as the Pound Puppy), so it was kind of like she was there. It’s corny, I know.” O bviously it must have worked for Ward, who not only competed in some of this summer’s most prestigious tournaments for amateurs, but also won the 1994 USGA Women’s Amateur Championship. “It was actually the last tournament of my big swing trip,” Ward said. “I took a week off (before the tournament) and went to Memphis to work with my golf pro, which was good to prepare for the Amateur because when I went to the Amateur, every­ thing was fresh in my mind and it brought my game up.” W ard has continually been able to boost her gam e over the y ea rs, said ASU golf coach Linda Vollstedt. Ward agrees, but credits her sister as a sig­ nificant reason for her initial attraction to the sport. “I played in my first tournam ent in 1981,” Ward said. “My sister and I both played at the time. She was 10 and I was eight. They created a special field just for my sister and I because we were so young. I think that’s what turned her away from golf and me towards it. I ended up being the champion. I always had ‘Champion’ written on my trophies and she got runner-up. That’s the thing that really boosted me and made me think that hey, I might have a chance at this.” Ward began to take her golf game seri­ ously once she started high school and it has just snowballed since then. Her list of tournament wins grows longer every year and her game is constantly improving. Theresa Boettcher/State Press ASU senior golfer W endy Ward spent this sum mer traveling the United States with her dad and Pound Puppy. Their luck and W ard's talent led to her capture of the 1994 USGA W om en's Am ateur Cham pionship title. “Her level of play has gotten better every year,” Vollstedt said. “That’s really nice to see because she’s always left herself room for improvement. She always seems to know what she needs to work on and every year she gets just a little bit better and a little bit better.” Ward was voted first team All-America in 1993, as well as Pac-10 Golfer of the Year. She currently holds the lowest colle­ giate stroke-average in the nation with a 73.31, and she is considered to be the best collegiate player in the nation. Ward began her summer tour with her first appearance at the U.S. Open. Although she failed to make the cut, Ward looks back on the U.S. Open as one of the best tourna­ ments she has ever competed in. “It was a good experience,” Ward said. “It was my first experience in a professional tournament.” Most likely it won’t be her last. Ward plans on turning professional after she fin­ ishes school this spring. According to Vollstedt, Ward already possess many of the qualities that a mar­ ketable professional should have. “She’s beginning to emerge a little bit with a personality like Heather Farr’s. What I’m seeing is that people sort of gravitate towards Wendy. Once they watch her play, they like to watch her play again. Wendy’s beginning to get a following that is similar to hers (Farr’s).” W ard’s teammate Heather Bowie not only agrees that Ward has the personality to play on the tour, but she also has complete confidence in Ward’s ability to play well once she gets there. “There’s no question that she’s going to make it,” Bowie said. “I guess the real question is how much she’s going to make." Cards, Broncos go head-to-head in preseason finale G a m e p resen ts last ch an ce for players o n th e bubble' B y D an M iller State P ress P laytim e is over. I t ’s tim e for the Arizona Cardinals to get down to business as they brace for their final preseason show­ down with the Denver Broncos. Tonight’s kick off is scheduled for 7 p.m. at Mile High Stadium in Denver. With the flurry of roster moves earlier in the week, the Cardinals appear ready to field a team much like the one that will begin the regular season next week against the Los Angeles Rams. A riz o n a an d Denver have made this late preseason rendezvous a tradi­ tion in recent years, with the C ardinals easily prevailing in R y a n their previous three m eetings. Last year, they handed the Broncos a 34-9 shellacking, providing the home fans with what turned out to be a false hope for the upcoming season. But then again, the Cardinals were not under the influence of “Buddy Ball” last year. The mystique of the final preseason game is understood in most circles. If a team wins, it gives them the momentum they need heading into week one. But if a team is beaten senseless, it is written off as just another “warm-up” for the real thing. Either way, tonight’s test is crucial for the Cards. Cardinals head coach Buddy Ryan still has some unenviable decisions to make fol­ lowing the Denver finale. He will be evalu­ ating the battle for third-string quarterback betw een C hris Sw artz and the newly acquired Shawn Moore. Journeyman A1 Noga, a defensive lineman who was recent­ ly promoted to first team defense, will have his shot at proving he can handle Ryan’s intricate “46” defense. Brent Alexander, the Cardinals rookie free safety, will be trying to secure the starting job. And then there are players like running back Brian Hennessey, who ate still atop the proverbial Ryan “bubble” and will need to make their pres­ ence felt in order to make the final cut to 53 on Sunday, Aug. 28. Bring in the clowns; baseball strike reaches day 14 W hat’s going on with the baseball negotiations? Actually it should probably be called the baseball non-negotia­ tions. Isn ’t the whole idea of strike talks to try and end the strike?. What could be going through the heads of any of these people? M aybe th a t’s the problem — I don’t think much is. Both sides are losing millions and millions of d o llars. Not to m ention what they’re doing to the fans and other employees in the teams’ organizations who are losing their jobs because of the players’ work stoppage. The strike is now in its 14th day and nothing is resolved. What could these people possibly be talking about? Well, here it is. The top 10 things said at the baseball negotiations. 10. “Did anybody see ‘Seinfeld’ last night? That Kramer is a nut.” 9. “No, Ravitch, you can’t do the naked lambada with Jane Fonda.” 8. “Stupid is as stupid does.” 7. “We’re not budging until there’s a salary cap, but let’s put a loophole in it so we can still sign whoever we want.” 6. “Huh huh, huh uh, huh huh huh, salary caps suck, huh huh, huh uh, huh huh huh.” 5. “That’s it, we’re drawin’ the line. Matt Williams and Will Clark aren’t getting free memberships to the Hair Club for Men.” 4. “Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.” “Shut up Steinbrenner.” 3. “Add a teaspoon of sugar and two cups of flour. Then add a splash, just a splash of lime. Don’t over do it or it will come out too sour.” 2. “Two words- playboy umpires.” 1. “Everyone quiet! ‘Models Inc.’ is about to come on.” Page 12 S ta te P ress Thursday, August 25,1994 NEED A CLASS ? FALL S.C.C. Courses Equivalent to ASU Courses SCOTTSDALE * Important: The following represents a partial listing of ASU and equivalent SCC Fall 94 class offerings. 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