I n p u r s u it o f s t o r m They ch ase the clo u d s, run to the lightning, all in h op es of m onitoring the ‘great m o n so o n ’ Story by D avid Strow State P ress Thursday, July 28, 4:50p.m. It is a hot, sticky afternoon, typical of the Arizona summer. To the east, thunderheads loom ominously, boiling up off of the desert floor. And here, in the parking lot of the ASU Community Services Building, a team of ASU researchers works furiously over a University van. They are the “Storm Chasers.” And for the first time this summer, a quarry is in sight. Randy Cerveny, a geography professor and head of the chasers, looks at the r building clouds without much confidence. “They’re not really getting up that high,” he says. “No lightning, no rain streaks, no propagation.” Still, the team works quickly. On top of the van, Cerveny fastens an anemome­ ter — a device which measures wind speed and direction. “This anemometer costs $850,” he says. “Last time we chased we lost the plas­ tic propeller, which costs around $30. But it does render it kind of useless. This one hasn’t been field-tested yet.” But if Cerveny is correct, the anemometer won’t be getting much of a workout on this evening. The storms are currently near Superior, about 55 miles southeast of Sky Harbor Airport. They are moving very slowly to the southwest. T urn to Storm chasers, page 4. Page 2 St a te P ress Tuesday, August 2, 1994 Regents nix plans for new university The new school would have been unique among the Arizona universi­ ties, as it would be student-oriented with small classes, little emphasis on research and tenured faculty. AIU, which would have 10,000 stu­ dents enrolled by 2010, would start up under the aegis of UofA, but would become independent later, although C oor exactly when was never made clear. A lthough regent John M unger called the proposal “visionary” and regent Judy Gignac said the idea of AIU was “extraordinarily exciting,” Pacheco withdrew his request for the ABOR to approve the new school. Why? “In the last several days, some people inappropriately and erringly assumed that there were decisions being made about governance questions and other questions and I didn’t ttiink this was the appropriate time,” Pacheco said. The “governance question” relates to the issue of what type of institution AIU would be: independent, with its own administration or a branch of another institution governed B y M ike B ran o m Sta te P ress While lightning flashed and thun­ der crashed above the NAU campus, UofA President Manuel Pacheco faced a tempest with his name on it during an Arizona Board of Regents retreat held Thursday and Friday in Flagstaff. One of the foci of the meeting was the issue o f enrollm ent grow th. H urwitz According to regent Andy Hurwitz, Arizona’s four-year institutions of higher learning will “most likely” have an additional 55,000 students by the year 2010. In preparation for these discussions, Pacheco appointed the Community Advisory Committee, a group of 14 south­ ern Arizona business and education leaders, to come up with a plan which would help alleviate the problems of growth. The CAC called for a fourth four-year state school, named Arizona International University, to be founded in the Tucson area with classes beginning by the Fall, 1996 semester. by the parent university, most likely UofA. The time to ask for approval for AIU seemed even less appropriate after Hurwitz, chair of the Enrollment Growth Finance Subcommittee, showed figures demonstrating how the Arizona universty system may find itself facing a $139.9 m illion yearly deficit by 2010, prompting the regents to want to consider less expencive alternatives to a full-blown independent university. ASU President Lathe Coor said it would be much cheap­ er for the ABOR to follow the example of ASU and its branch campus of ASU West when discussing governance of AIU. “By having these campuses work together as one univer­ sity, you maximize the ability to serve students... and you minimize the costs,” Coor said.” Coor also said branch campuses avoid costly duplicity in a school’s support structure. “You don’t have to have an additional administrative structure. There’s just all kinds of things you can consoli­ date and use: campus police departments, purchasing. All of those things just make it a much more cost-effective way to do it.” Officials silent on Brock replacement B y D avid S t r o w State P ress The search for a head baseball coach is officially under way, but ASU officials are tight-lipped about the names on the list. “The search committee has met sev­ eral times already, and is moving ahead very efficiently,” said Mark Brand, director of media services for intercollegiate athletics. “They have a very good pool of applicants and nominees, and we should have a coach hired by late August.” Brand declined to name any of the candidates. “Many of them are currently employed in other pro­ grams, and we don’t want to get them in trouble with their employers, should they not get this job,” he said. The position was left vacant when Jim Brock — winner of 1100 games and two national titles in 23 years as ASU’s head coach — died on June 12 of cancer. He was 57. 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It will be hard and implacable.” William Lynam/State Presa A wall of dust and rain-burdened clouds flow over the Superstition mountains and into the Valley Thursday evening. The storm chasers were among the first to record the 38 mph winds that roared through Apache Junction. Before the storm moved up to the Valley, three funnel clouds were spotted in it as it passed through the Tucson area. One was confirmed by the National Weather Service to be a tornado. Valley monsoons’ power studied Storm chasers___ C ontinued from page X. “Doesn’t look like it’s going to be much of a chase,” he says. “Radar’s showing some build-up to the east, but they’re breaking up just as quickly.” At 5 p.m., Cerveny departs for the National Weather Service station, where he will remain in communication with the chasers throughout the storm. Before leaving, he gives some final words: “Don’t expect much.” Looking inside monsoons The “Storm Chasers” are a group of ASU students and researchers whose job is to study the phenomenon of the Arizona monsoon. “We’re trying to build a database to figure out what makes the monsoon tick,” Cerveny said. “There isn’t much known about the Arizona monsoon. What we’re hoping is that eventually we’ll have enough data to understand why some years, like this, are so dry, while others, such as 1992, were so wet.” The Storm Chasers are a group of 15 to 20 ASU stu­ dents, mostly undergraduates. After undergoing a twomonth training course, they are ready to chase the Valley’s biggest and most violent storms. The chasers employ two sets of “automated weather sta­ tions,” according to Cerveny. Upon spotting a thunder­ storm , one team heads out to the N ational W eather Service’s forecast station, located at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix. This is where Cerveny went during Thursday’s chase. The other team heads out to meet the storm somewhere in the Valley. “We use two-way radios to keep in direct communica­ tion with our person down at the N ational W eather Service,” Cerveny said. “What we see is relayed to him, and then to the head forecaster, which uses it to put out severe weather warnings. “We, in essence, become the eyes for the Weather Service.” 5:55 p.m. After an hour’s drive on the Superstition Freeway, the .earn pulls off on a dirt road at a farm in Gilbert. The storms, which seemed so far off just an hour ago, no longer seem quite so far away. The clouds now tower majestically into the sky, and at the base of the storm is blackness. The Superstition Mountains to the east are now shrouded in darkness. During the stop, Robb Muskiewicz, a geography junior and the only student to make it on this chase, gets out with a camcorder and begins to film the approaching storm with excitement. After a few minutes of communication with Cerveny, the team decides to set out east, for Apache Junction. Maybe there, they hope, they will get to see some activity. After only a few minutes, the van peels out, resuming its trek down the Superstition Freeway, right into the jaws of the approaching tempest. Assisting weather services According to Shawn Bennett, a researcher for the Severe Storms Laboratory, the chasers provide a valuable service to the National Weather Service. The laboratory, based in Norman, Oklahoma, was formed to study the violent storms of the Midwest. “When (severe) weather happens, things happen in a rapid fashion,” Bennett said. “It’s very good to have eyes and ears out in the field, reporting what’s happening.” Bennett said that the chasers are part of a “spotter net- “There isn’t much known about the Arizona monsoon. What we’re hoping is that eventually we’ll have enough data to understand why some years, like this, are so dry, while others, such as 1992, were so wet.” — Randy Cerveny ASU geography professor work” that covers the Valley. “There are people in the community... that report in when severe weather occurs, letting us know what’s going on,” he said. “The chasers are sort of mobile spotters. But it also gives (ASU) a chance to teach students first-hand about meteorology.” However, due to the limited range of the radios, the team is restricted to the Phoenix metropolitan area. “W e’ve stretched it out pretty far,” Cerveny said. “We’ve been as far out as Fountain Hills and Superior. The range is fairly good, but still primarily within the metro area.” Despite the limited range, the team has encountered some violent storms right in the midst of the city. Cerveny recalled a storm he chased in 1991. “It was a cell that started up near Deer Valley Airport, and worked it’s way straight south, heading right down Central Avenue,” he said. “We were at Indian School and Central, just ahead of it. At the time, a student and I were watching it coming in, and only had hand-held anemome­ ters (devices for measuring wind speed). “The two of us were holding onto this piece of equip­ ment, and shouting out wind measurements to the person relaying them to the Weather Service. And we we’re shout­ ing out: ‘40... 45... 50... 55...’ We got up to 59 mph when we got blown over by a big wind gust. It was somewhere over 59 mph, but we never knew what!” 6:10 p.m. After a few more minutes of driving, the chasers find themselves in Apache Junction. Finally, the chaser van stops at the intersection of Southern Avenue and Del Rio Road. There is almost no urban development here, just a hous­ ing development and a farm. The view is perfect. The sun is beginning to be blotted out by the storm. Lightning dances from the clouds to the ground off to the east, past the mountains. No thunder is heard yet, and the air is calm. The eastern sky is inky black and ominous. “This one’s close to us,” says John Moore, a volunteer storm chaser. “It’s going to be here in a few minutes.” The chasers spring into action. Nancy Selover, co-direc­ tor of the program, begins taking measurements from the weather instruments. Muskiewicz gets onto the roof of the van to film the storm’s approach. Moore points to the south. There, across the fields, miles to the south, a huge wall of dust is rolling in. Nothing is visible beyond it. He gets onto the radio to Cerveny. “There’s a significant dustball to the south, and multiple C.G.s (cloud-to-ground lightning strikes) to the east and southeast,” he tells Cerveny. “That cell to the southeast put out those winds,” Selover says. “The winds went straight downwards, hit the ground, and went out in all directions.” With the dry desert floor, the result is a blinding dust storm. To the east, heading down Southern Avenue, is a gust front, made visible by the cloud of dust it carries along. Dust is more than just a nuisance — on a freeway, it can mean death. Moore recommends that the Weather Service issue a dust warning for I-10, which will soon be hit by the dust cloud. Another warning is issued when another cloud appears, this one bearing down on the S uperstition Freeway. A white pickup truck pulls up, and two men get out. Pulling out cameras and binoculars, they watch the storm with interest. They are James and Steve Gifford, both of Gilbert. Storm chasing is their hobby. “I’ve been doing this for 25 years,” James Gifford says. “It’s gotta be in your blood. I’ve almost been struck by lightning several times.” The brothers had just arrived from Florence, where they had encountered “a massive storm.” A very low line of clouds, almost parallel to the road, moves in. Everyone watches it with awe. “This is bizarre,” says James. “I ain’t seen nothing like that before.” Dust fills the air, and lightning gets brighter and more State P ress frequent. Thunder suddenly booms. Muskiewicz suddenly reconsiders his position. “I just heard thunder,” he said. “I’m getting down off this thing!” The wind speed is now at 20 mph. With a dust storm approaching, the chasers make a hasty decision to move down the road, to a paved area. As they begin to pack up their gear, a high tone sounds on the weather radio. Severe thunderstorm warning — radar in Phoenix just picked up winds exceeding 60 mph in the center of the storm. The Giffords decide not to follow, and watch the chasers go. “You be careful out there,” yells James as the van drives away. Monsoons not limited to Arizona The group’s research has revealed that the monsoon is not exclusive to Arizona, as once thought. “One thing that’s been substantiated with our research here is that this is a Mexican monsoon, not an Arizona monsoon,” Bennett said. “Arizona and the southwestern United States are involved, but it originates out of Mexico, and is drawn into the Southwest when weather patterns are ideal.” This monsoon system is centered near the Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta. The Arizona storms constitute the extreme northern edge of the system, according to Bennett. “Right now, we’re waiting for severe weather to come in (to the Valley),” he said. “But if we were down in Mexico, we wouldn’t have to wait. It’d be happening every day.” 6:40 p.m. The storm has begun in earnest. A dust cloud has rolled directly onto the chasers’ posi­ tion. To the front and rear, clouds of dust completely Tuesday, August 2,1994 obscure the road. The wind howls furiously. Yet their post is remarkably dust-free, saved from the cloud by trailer parks on both sides. Despite the ferocity of this windstorm, the wind speed has not topped 28 mph. The dust moves on, and a wall of rain becomes visible. Bright gray, almost white, it stands out starkly against the dust and the almost black clouds. By now, lightning is flashing all around without respite. One fork to the east flashes four times. A quick count reveals that it hit only one mile away. “We’re observing a microburst to the northeast of us, between us and the Superstition Mountains,” Moore radios Cerveny. Microbursts are “intense down rushes of wind and rain, Moore explains. “A micro burst probably caused that recent plane crash in Charlotte (North Carolina).” Within five minutes, rain and dust has cut the visibility down to a half-mile. Fat drops of rain begin to fall, and the chasers’ rain gauge is brought out. A huge bolt cuts through the sky and smashes into the mountain. Moore is unfazed. “Beautiful lightning,” he says in awe. “If you’re hiking those trails right now, you’re toast.” The scene is interrupted by flashing red and blue lights. Out of the rain and dust, an Apache Junction police car emerges. He walks over, leaning into the gusting winds and rain. “This is a lane, you know,” the officer says. “You’re going to have to move.” The chasers decide to move down the road, while the harried State Press crew has seen enough lightning, rain and dust for one night. It is 6:55 p.m., and the storm is reaching its peak. As we pull away, Moore looks at us quizzically. We tell him that we are leaving. Moore grins. “Chicken!” Epilogue While State Press photographer William Lynam and I were covering this storm, we had no idea that its effects had extended beyond Apache Junction. Obviously, we were mistaken. The storm of last Thursday, of which Cerveny told us not to expect much, smashed into the Valley around 6:30 p.m., causing havoc everywhere. Power outages were widespread — 20,000 for Arizona Public Service, and 6,000 for Salt River Project. The out­ ages were centered in Tempe, which turned Old Town Tempe and University Drive into a dark, treacherous traffic jam. Lightning strikes caused damage too. One bolt struck a warehouse at 56th Street and Washington, sparking an inferno that completely destroyed the building and sent clouds of thick black smoke across Washington Street. Phoenix Fire Department officials set the damage at $1 mil­ lion. During the period from 3 p.m. to 10 p.m., the fire depart­ ment received 370 calls, most of them storm-related. That time period only averages 150 calls, according to a fire department dispatcher. Rainfall in the Valley, however, never reached the levels that we saw in Apache Junction. The chasers later recorded .29 inches of rain, and one rain gauge a mile north of the chasers recorded an inch of rainfall in less than 30 minutes. Sky Harbor, by comparison, only netted .05 inches of rain. The wind front that we observed south of us hit Mesa’s Falcon Field with a fury — a 63 mph gust at one point. (Above left) Storm ch a se rs N a n c y S e lo v e r and J o h n M oore prepare their m obile unit at ASU's climatology lab before embarking on a chase. T h e van c o n ta in s s e v e ra l measuring devices Including an anemometer, a rain gauge, thermostat and barometer. (Above) In addition to visual o b s e r v a tio n s , the sto rm chasers also use sophisticat­ ed sensory equipment. Nancy Selover checks som e of the d e v ic e s p erio d ica lly at the storm site. (Left) Standing on top of the van, Robb Muskiewicz video­ ta p e s ev ery m otio n of the clouds, looking for patterns. The video records, as well as other statistics gathered a r storm sites, help the storm chasers gain a better under­ standing of the monsoons. The co ver is a S tate Press photo com posite o f a sepa­ rate storm that came from the north out o f Flagstaff toward the Valley In March 1992. Photos by W illiam L ynam S tate P ress P age 6 S tate P ress Tuesday, August 2, 1994 C indy M cCain’s global rescue squad N urse Margie Poturalski carefully clea n s the wax from the ears of a Vietnam ese child. Sometimes doing the simplest of medical treatments can help keep children healthy. B y E velyn S hein k o pf S tate P ress Only three weeks after their return from a mission to Vietnam, three members of the American Voluntary Medical Team are back on duty. This time in Goma, Zaire. Cindy McCain and nurses Gloria Bradshaw and Carol Knights left Wednesday to aid other organizations in the effort to care for the R w andan refugees suffering form cholera. The team will also assess the situa­ tion before bringing in more volunteers for what will be a month long effort. In the eight years since its inception, the AVMT has provided medical supplies, assistance, and surgical relief to thousands of individuals in ten countries. Cindy McCain founded the organization in 1986 after a trip to Micronesia with her husband, U.S. Senator John McCain, where she witnessed a lack of supplies in a local hospital. She began sending m edical equipment back to the hospital. Two years later she started medical and surgical trips to war tom and developing countries. Since then AVMT has aided people in 10 countires including El Salvador, Nicaragua, Kuwait, Micronesia, and India. The organi­ zation not only assists foreign countries, it has sent relief teams to places inside the United States. Volunteers were sent to F lorida in the afterm ath o f hurricane Andrew, they facilitated a valley wide relief drive for earthquake victims in Los Angeles, and currently provide additional care for the elderly in the Navajo Nation. “We started doing ten day trips to foreign countries, but now we’re trying to establish permanent clinics in places like India where nurses and other volunteers will go for a month at a tim e.” said T racy O rrick, AVMT’s director of communications. “On a few occasions, the team has also brought people back for surgery in American hospitals,” she added. “A boy from El Salvador was brought back for open heart surgery, two little girls were brought back from Bangladesh —one to fix a cleft palate and another for open heart surgery, and two men, one from Bosnia with a leg injury, and another from Croatia for work on his eye. But that does not hap­ pen often.” \ \ The size of the team varies according to its purpose, and what kind of relief is to be given. Fotff to five relief trips are made yearly ranging from general medical and dental assistance, to specific surgical mis­ sions. „ The most recent trip, a sixteen day gener­ al medical assistance effort for women and children in Vietnam, took place this June in conjunction with the group Food For the Hungry'. A group of 25 volunteers including nurs­ es, non medical volunteers, a dentist, pedia­ trician, obstetrician, general practitioner, physical therapist and therapist for the visu­ ally impaired brought medicines and their expertise to four Food For the Hungry sites. The sites, four villages in the Dong Thap Province; Cao Lanh Town Cao Lanh City, Hong Ngu and An Binh are located 75 miles form Ho Chi Min City (formerly Saigon) along the Cambodian border. “We examined 2,140 patients, pulled over 640 teeth, dispensed 2,070 prescrip­ tions and delivered 3 babies,” said Orrick. Orrick and Kathy Walker, AVMT direc­ tor of operations, provide the main staff of the Phoenix office headed by Cindy McCain. The rest of the team is comprised of the medical and non-medical volunteers. AVMT is a non profit organization funded entirely by private foundations and individ­ uals and does not accept government funds. The volunteers donate not only their time and services, but pay their own way as well. “It was a mission of friendship,” said Shirley Stapley, a registered nurse who also acted as a pharmacist. “Some of the outer areas needed a lot of help, and there were T urn to V ietnam , page 25. Eileen Getlin, an Instructor for the visually impaired, helps a Vietnamese girl learn how to use a cane, Getlin and others volunteer their services to AVM T to help less fortunate peo­ ple of the world get proper medical treatment. 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Mill Ave*•Downtown Tempe•966-2020 MODERATION IS A MARK OF MATURITY S tate P ress Tuesday, August 2, 1994 Page 8 The week in pictures EveryWed. & Thurs. 2-3 p.m. Student Services Amphitheater New Guidelines for Fall '95 A dead body lies outside a women’s clinic in Pensacola, Fla., Friday, July 29,1994. A shotgunwielding abortion opponent opened fire outside the clinic, killing a doctor, who was wearing a bullet proof vest, and a volunteer escort and wounded the escort’s wife. SPECIAL STUDENT FARES Ja c k so n / P re sle y m arriag e has been confirmed. Round trip from Phoenix SEATTLE................... 149 NEW ORLEANS..........239 BOSTON.................. 358 BALTIMORE..............299 SAN ANTONIO.........168 CANCÚN................. 394 BELIZE......................541 TORONTO............... 420 TOKYO.................... 843 DENVER................... 170 ORLANDO................358 ST. LOUIS................ 228 CHICAGO................ 219 RENO...................... 118 CABO SAN LUCAS.....100 GUATEMALA CITY.... 401 HONOLULU............. 389 SAO PAULO............. 694 O th er C ities A v a ila b le MILL AVENUE TRAVEL 966-6300 Discounts Also Available To Faculty & Staff Restrictions Apply. Subject to Availability. Associated Press U.S. gymnast Shannon Miller eyes the beam as she does a flip during her routine in an individual apparatus competition at the Goodwill Games. Rebel Subcommander Marcos, left, takes measure­ ments during construction Friday July 29, 1994 in the Lacandon Forest of the southeastern Mexican state of Chiapas. FREE LUNCH HOUR SUMMER CONCERT SERIES! 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But before you dismiss these predictions from members of the World Future Society, take note: This group says it predicted the fall of Communism, a unified world economy and the technology now known as virtual reality. “ When we started doing this 20 years ago, people called us the lunatic fringe,” said William Halal, a management professor at George Washington University who sits on the society’s board. “ But it’s all come true.” The Bethesda, Md.-based society claims 30,000 mem­ bers. At least 800 futurists showed up for this week’s annu­ al meeting. Many gathered Monday around Barbara Marx Hubbard and Sidney Lanier, who call themselves a “ cosmic couple” and run seminars on the future in Greenbrae, Calif. Marriage as we know it is doomed, according to Hubbard, 69, and Lanier, 64, who were divorced when they met four years ago. Because life spans are getting longer and having chil­ dren and joining property are becoming less important than nurturing each other, future couples will be “ co-creative” instead of “ procreative,” Hubbard says. “ The average Joe and Jane are no longer average. They’re going through a trauma and what comes out will be much deeper than the nuclear family,” says Hubbard, who is writing a book with Lanier about cosmic coupling. Not all futurists agree on what the future has in store. Marv Cetron predicts that traditional marriage will become more popular and divorces will decrease. “ There’s AIDS, there’s herpes,” said Cetron. “ People will make commitments because they’re afraid. 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Exp. 8-23-94 3 W e s t F ir s t S t r e e t T e m p e ( a t F ir s t 8 c M i l l ) 9 6 7 -7 5 9 4 O pen Sunday through Thursday 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. • Friday and Saturday 11 a.m. to Midnight University & Rural Cornerstone Center Coupons not valid with any other specials. ftg fl q a a a wUOwUUO Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9-9 Sat 9-7 Sun 10-5 01 S iz z lin g E n te r ta in m e n t STATE P ress ___________ Tuesday, August 2, 1994 _______________ E â f f iL Ü m m ap ipfroff s o liuljiM 1 aiilL lin Free TYines: Happy Days are Here Again! Yes, this weekend is a double music blast in down­ town Tempe, with both Hayden Square and Centerpoint cranking out free music. Friday you can wander betw een Hayden Square, where Rain Convention will be playing, and Centerpoint, where “variety” cover band The Rave will be playing. On Saturday, The Jay Busch Orchestra will be at Centerpoint per­ forming “R&B, Big Band, Jazz, and contem­ porary pop.” Remember, Centerpoint shows go only from 7:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m., and you have to be 21 to get into Hayden Square. Cool Guitar Music: This Thursday, Tempe guitarmeister Joe Myers w ill be having his album relea se party at H o lly w o o d A lley . There’s a free buffet until 9 p.m. to make up for the $3 cover, so come early, chow down, then check out the oughta-be-big sound o f Joe. Free Movies: Or shall I say M .U.vies? This week is an eclectic mix o f drama, comedy, and angst. Tomorrow, everyone’s teen memory The Breakfast Club will be showing from 1 to 3 p.m. Rain Man will make you laugh and cry at 1 on Thursday. If that’s too deep for your Thursday ta ste s, E verything You A lw a ys Wanted to Know about Sex... will be showing at 7:30 p.m . P sych oan alyze W oody A lie n w h ile you laugh at his im agined prow ess! JFinally. Aladdin will be showing on Friday at 1 p.m. What a way to start your weekend, huh? Remember, these movies are all free and all at the M.U. cinema. O ne Watch: Go daddy-o! One returns Friday with a performance at Gibson’s. On Saturday you can catch them in the intimate setting o f the Congo Coffee House. Get Your Kicks: The D ons o f Arizona are offering a Route 66 tour from September 9-18 for only $1,600. Ouch! That’s not cheap! D o y o u rself a fa v o r and d rive yo u rself up to Kingman and then over to Oatman on the old 6 6 road while school’s out. The panoramas are right out o f Looney Times, and you can remind yourself how much money you’re saving by not going with the Dons. Think Ahead: Since the State Press will be on vacation for the next two weeks, I thought I’d te ll you n ow about N a tiv e A m erican Awareness Day. This event, featuring free music, traditional dances, and culture and food booths, will be held August 9 at 6 p.m. at the baseball field in Fort M cD ow ell. For direc­ tions, call 837-4695. Remember, if you’re suf­ fering from Generation X anom ie , N ative American culture will show you where this valley’s real roots are — and I don’t mean the Fiesta Bowl. Keeping Cool: Rather than going to a muse­ um, why not go outside and enjoy the amazing m on soon su nsets? A rizon a’s are the m ost beautiful in rite world, so store up your memo­ ry banks — these clouds won’t be here forever. Feel like a real Zonie and dance in the rain ~ ~ when it finally com es. I’ll be the one ift the puddle to your right! Courtesy of NBC/Norman NG of Baskin Studios Andy Richter joins Conan O’Brien on the set of Late Night with Conan O ’Brien. Richter is part of the reason for the increasing popularity of O ’Brien’s show. Demystifying Andy Richter Conan O ’Brien’s cherubic sidekick reveals his past and how he got the job on the couch at Late Night B y E velyn S h ein k o pf State P ress With “Hi there, nice to see you” and a swooping hair­ do as mild-mannered trade marks, the Late Night with Conan O ’Brien audience has come to know its red-headed, increasingly more at ease host. The show will be celebrat­ ing its first anniversary at the start of the fall season, yet lit­ tle is known about the guy on his right with the very silly one-line jokes. Andy Richter is the man on Conan O’Brien’s couch. Originally hired as a writer for the show, he fell into the position while acting with the Annoyance Theater in Los Angeles. Richter moved with the troupe from Chicago to L.A. to perform in the Real Live Brady Bunch. During that time he landed a role in the movie Cabin Boy and met Late Night’s new head writer and producer to be, Robert Smigel, who offered him a writing job. The couch came later. “They were paying me and w eren’t getting their money’s worth from the writing so they had to make me do something else,” Richter said, joking about how he became the sidekick. “I had been acting for a living and everybody had the idea I was going to perform in some capacity. When the show was conceived — that’s an odd word because we didn’t have an idea of what it was going to be until two weeks into it j — there was a lot of talk of having Late Night be a talk show/sketch show with a cast of characters. I think I was originally going to be one of those characters, but it didn’t work out that way and I wound up on the couch.” R ichter’s parents are proud of his successes. Larry Richter, Andy’s father, told the Indiana Daily Student that “Andy is very talented and well received.” Richter’s mother, Gilda Swanson, said that she’s happy with the way things turned out. “We had a pact that if he turned 30 and didn’t make it in acting, he would get a job,” said Swanson, who added that she tapes the show every night. “But he made it and we were all cheering for him. I like the show, of course, but I’m his mother and I relate that to kind of humor.” According to Richter’s mother, it was no surprise that he would go into show business, after showing an interest in acting at a young age. “Andy’s always been an actor,” said his mom. “He has an 18-year-old brother and sister who are twins, and when they were little, about three or four at the time, he used to dress them up in costume and body paint them. They used to put on the Andy Show.” While The Andy Show may come along in the future, Richter is concentrating on writing and performing on Late Night for now. T urn to R ichter , page 12. Sky Cries Mary to mesmerize Tempe I’m looking forward to this tour like crazy. Our first tour was depressing because nobody had ever heard of us. We Sky Cries Mary create a mesmerizing style of music were all excited about the tour and we were playing to chairs and walls. Then we incorporating everything came back a year later, last from lush, swirling guitars year, and something like 17 and harmonizing vocals to out of 20 shows were sold strange sam ples from out. Somehow within a year obscure movies and waves people had told people who o f techno beats. V isual told people, because there imagery is as important to was no MTV or anything. the band as the music itself, So with the new album and resulting in mind-bending video and all, this tour live perform ances. Their should really be fun. sound tends to defy descrip­ Sky Cries Mary obviously tion, although drummer Ben pulls from a lot of influ­ Jam es has probably best ences both musically and sum m ed it up as polyvisually. Where does this anthropom orphic boogieall come from? woogie. Many people in the With a new album out band have pretty extensive this week and a tour about art backgrounds. (Singer) to start, Sky Cries Mary is Anisa is a painter, I ’m a definitely on the move. p ainter, and (singer) Before heading out on tour, Courtesy of Karen Moskowitz Roderick is a theatre stu­ keyboard p layer Gordon C lo ck w ise from top left: Ju an o , R oderick Rom ero, A nisa R aphael gave the State Romero, Bennett James, Gordon Raphael, D.l. Fallout, Michael dent. Anisa also teaches yoga. T hat’s a lot o f the Press a call from the Cozzi. eastern influence. I’ve read band’s Seattle home... a lot of Jung and do a lot of psychological research, not to What is going on with the band these days? We are getting ready for just about everything to hit the mention all of the research every one of us have done in the fan simultaneously. We have a single going to radio, a mihd .expanding realms, either with or without chemical record coming out in about four days ( This Timeless use. Turning, released on July 26), a video that we just finished And of course Seattle is known for its “organic” chem­ and a tour, starting with a big free concert here in Seattle to istry. Seattle is quite well known for its organic chemistry, celebrate the release of the record. T urn t o Sky C ries M ary, page 18. Are you looking forward to hitting the road? B y J a so n M ein in g er S pecia l t o t h e S tate P ress State P ress Tuesday, August 2,1994 Page 12 A-lot R ichter_______ Sir M ix C ontinued J ason M eininger Special to State P ress Sir Mix-A-Lot/Oue/ Boot Knocka *** from page 11. “I don’t get as much time to write as the other writ­ ers do but I get to have more fun, so it all works out,” he said. Richter said that his writing and sidekick duties are suited to his personal work style. Though he writes the sketches he feels his talents are truly exercised during the scene-polishing rehearsals and actual performances. “I’m lazy when it comes to writing a script, but I’ll entertain people all day long in the office just being a smart ass,” said Richter, who admits to playing tricks and practi­ cal jokes on his officemates. Past buffoonery has consisted o f getting into coworker’s computers and changing the file names or sound effects, or unscrewing the handles of their phones and calling them. The impromptu silliness works well on the air, where Richter catches O’Brien’s set -ups with snap­ py comebacks. “The conversation between Conan and m yself is almost always impromptu,” he said. “When Conan sits down with me after the monologue it’s pretty organic. You can tell when its scripted because it seems more struc­ tured.” The scripted sketches have involved, among others, star­ ing contests, and Andy’s famed portrayal of the end of Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr’s marriage where he played almost all the characters. Richter’s ideas for scenarios on the show come from everywhere, but mostly from goofing with friends or talk­ ing nonsense with his wife, Sara Thyre, while watching TV. “Quite a lot of our marriage is comprised of watching TV and making fun,” he said. “We have our inside jokes that mean nothing to anyone, and I’ll use them for the show, like ‘meatball hoagie.’ Just the phrase ‘meatball hoagie’ makes us laugh endlessly because my wife heard Jackee say it.” Some of the jokes even come from mom. “The O.J. Simpson joke that was on a few weeks ago came from me,” she said. “I said, ‘I’m sick of the trial tak­ ing away time from the soaps,’ and then they made fun of me. I take credit for that joke.” While the sketches may be scripted, the interviews are not. “People would be shocked to know how much what you see happening is just what happened,” said Richter. “The interviews are conversations. There are topics that are talked about ahead of time, but what you see is just conversation on TV.” While Richter says he will talk back if he is addressed, the interviews are O’Brien’s department. At that point the sidekick becomes a silent partner. “I feel lucky about that,” he said. “There’s no ‘go to plan B’ or a safety valve there. Sometimes people come on and make him work harder than he’s ever worked before. I don’t envy that position and I think he does a good job of handling those situations.” As far as the shows themselves go, there is no such thing as a typical Late Night and that’s the way the staff likes it. “We’re always trying new things and surprising our­ selves,” he said. “The main criteria for material is that it makes us laugh, and because we have short attention spans we like to do things differently from other talk shows.” Richter said that the time slot allows for a lot of experi­ mentation with the type of sketches that are put on the show. In the near future Late Night watchers can expect some sketches on remote for up-coming shows. He will be attending Woodstock ’94 and judging Star Search, camera crew in tow. The frequency of the show also turns some one time experimental jokes into running gags, such as the “Talking Photographs,” or “What Would it Look Like If It Were Bom,” where collages of celebrity couples are used to rep­ resent their offspring. “I don’t think it has to be a whiz-bang 60 minutes, tightly packed with incredible hilarity every night,” said Richter. “It’s the kind of show you watch and get familiar with, like the daily newspaper that you check in with everyday.” While a talk show may seem effortless on air, hours of work go into its creation each day. Both Richter and O ’Brien put in long hours each day. “I’m usually here until 10 at night,” said Richter. “I exercise my sidekick privileges and leave earlier than most people, but it’s still an 11 hour day.” Though he would like to take on more acting roles, the 47 week-a-year schedule show’s allows little time for Richter to do outside projects. “When you do an additional project and keep yourself active in a lot of areas, every area you’re involved in is aided by that,” he said. “It keeps you sharp, especially when you sit with comedy writers all day because after a while you’re just not funny. You need to go out and talk to people other than the emotionally stunted freaks that inhab­ it this office, of course I include myself in that group,” American Ah, a new thumpy record to annoy my neigbors with! The undisputed king of cock-rap (prob­ ably the only person who will ever win a Grammy for singing about a wom an’s butt) dishes up another triple-X album of rap nasties that will undoubtedly soon be heard whoomping out of lowriders across the country. Interesting, catchy beats back up M ix’s raunchy, rollicking lyrics (“...she got a body but she can’t dance an ounce/to hell w ith your dance m oves girl ju s t let it bounce”) that are certainly good for a laugh if nothing else.—JM Tuesday, August 2,1994 State P ress P àgeJ3 Stay tuned for killer TV: lo ts n ew to view o n Thursday night's line up By FRAZIER MOORE AP Television Writer NEW YORK — S trap y o u rself in for Thursday nights. O nce the fall season takes off, T hursdays may feel like that m ovie “ Speed,” only instead of a booby-trapped bus it’s your TV that’s loaded, and if you don’t flip channels fast enough, it’s gonna explode. You see (and you WILL), Thursday’s lineup of eight new series is the most on any single night, and represents almost onethird o f the netw orks’ freshm an class. Indeed, Thursday is the only night with new shows from ¿1 four major networks. But there’ll be more action than ju st those new shows. For more than a decade, NBC has owned Thursdays both critically and audiencewise. But will the network be breaking its “ must-see TV” spell by sending mainstays “ W ings” and “ F ra sie r” to T uesday nights? And what about Fox, dispatching “ The Sim psons” back to Sundays four years after young Bart skated in opposite NBC’s “ Cosby Show” and put the hurt on Dr. Huxtable? Starting next week, the Fox network’s “ Martin” and “ Living Single” migrate from Sunday to Thursdays, 8 to 9 p.m. EDT. But that’s just the beginning. Go ahead, install those fresh batteries and get ready to click. Over on ABC at 8 p.m. EDT, “ My SoCalled Life” will focus on the heartache, heartbreak and headaches of growing up, as faced by an introspective teen-age girl.This com ing-of-age dram a com es from the “ thirtysomething” Big Men on Campus, Marshall Herskovitz and Ed Zwick. “ So-Called” butts heads with “ Due S o u th ” on CBS. Paul G ross stars as Canadian mountie Benton Fraser, a fleshand-blood Dudley Do-right who finds his way to Chicago and teams up with a slick, tough city flatfoot. Based on a TV film that aired last April, “ Due” is a lighthearted version of the old Dennis Weaver series “ McCloud,” with maybe a little “ Alien Nation” thrown in. Keep clicking! At 8:30 p.m. EDT on NBC, try “ Friends,” a new sitcom about six young people trying to make it, whatev­ er “ i t ” is, in M anhattan. ( “ F rien d s” should not be confused w ith “ These Friends of Mine,” the Ellen DeGeneres sit­ com now titled “ Ellen” and scheduled for Tuesdays on ABC. Keep clicking!!!) “ Friends” stars Courteney Cox (bravely back after last season’s horrific “ The Trouble with Larry” ) and Lisa Kudrow, who also will continue to play the ditzy waitress on “ Mad About You,” returning at 8 p.m. EDT. At 9 p.m. EDT on Fox, hiphop cops pro­ tect and serve on “ New York Undercover.” From Dick Wolf (“ Law & Order” ), this Gotham bom-and-bred series stars Michael DeLorenzo and Malik Yoba as, respectively, a single, sexy Latino cop and a divorced, sexy black cop. “ Starsky and Hutch” for the ’90s? Hardcopy, book list top ten Free Food Buffet starting at 4pm Happy Hour 4pm~11pm= 2 fori at the Bar 3,00 Pilchers of Beer G.00 Pitchers of Teas By The Associated Press HARDCOVER FICTION 1. The Gift, Danielle Steel (Delacorte) 2. The C ham ber, John G risham (Doubleday) 3. The Celestine Prophecy, James Redfield (Warner) 4. Everything to Gain, Barbara Taylor Bradford (HarperCollins) 5. The Bridges o f Madison County, Robert James Waller (Warner) 6. The C rossing, C orm ac M cC arthy (Knopf) 7. The W aterw orks, E.L. D octorow (Random House) 8. Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, James Finn Gamer (Macmillan) 9. Playing fo r the Ashes, Elizabeth Geroge (Bantam) 10. The A lien ist, C aleb C arr (R andom House) HARDCOVER NONFICTION 1. In the Kitchen with Rosie, Rosie Daley (Knopf) 2. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, John Gray (HarperCollins) 3. Embraced by the Light, Betty J. Eadie (Gold Leaf Press) 4. The Agenda, Bob Woodward (Simon & Schuster) 5. Magic Eye, Thomas Baccei (Andrews & McMeel) 6. The Book o f Virtues, William J. Bennett (Simon & Schuster) 7. Magic Eye II, Thomas Baccei (Andrews & McMeel) 8. Midnight in the Garden o f Good and Evil,” John Berendt (Random House) 9. Moon Shot, Alan Shepard and Deke Slayton (Turner) 10. Saved by the Light, Dannion Brinkley with Paul Perry (Villard) S tate P ress Tuesday. 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AT T E M PE C EN TE R PO IN T 8 2 9 -7 8 7 8 State P ress Tuesday, August 2, 1994 Page 16 Jesus Christ Superstar wows Gammage Minus injured headliner Ted Neeley, Judas Iscariot and Mary Magdalene eclipse stand-in Christ iniscent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The production was tempered by some disconcerting The touring production of Andrew Lloyd W ebber’s quirks. I found the sound system woefully inadequate to 1971 Broadway smash hit Jesus Christ Superstar took to justify the raucous score of this early Webber composition. the stage at Gammage Auditorium last Tuesday minus its Craig Bama and his orchestra are to be commended for ris­ headliner Ted Neeley, who ing to the occasion regard­ portrayed C hrist in the less. Another annoyance, movie version. Neeley was But it was the haunting sweetness o f Syreeta Wright’s harmonies that won the night. certainly not the fault of the injured during a perfor­ production company, was m ance in S eattle last Wright’s passion emanated from her songs and filled the hall. Her rendition o f I the Gamm age audience. Sunday. The announcement Don’t Know How to Love Him sent chills down my back so powerful that my eyes During the perform ance, was made moments before closed involuntarily. two distinct groups made the curtain went up in front their dissatisfaction known. o f a packed house, and Someone failed to tell the brought a sigh of disappointment from the audience. It was sent chills down my back so powerful that my eyes closed over-50 crowd that Superstar was not a reverent look at the the only disappointment of the evening. life of Christ, but a rock ‘n’ roll celebration of it. The other involuntarily. The role of Christ was adequately played by Danny Taken as a whole, the performance was excellent. The disappointed group were the yuppies who had seen Cats or Zolli, but his efforts were largely eclipsed by the stunning highlight came during the second act as Christ (Zolli) is Phantom o f the Opera, and expected a similar, mellower performances of Carl Anderson as Judas Iscariot and brought to the palace of Herod for judgment. At this time Webber production in Superstar. I felt the vibrant, uninhib­ Syreeta Wright as Mary Magdalene. we meet an ultra-effeminate Herod, played by Laurent ited production was a refreshing change from the lethargic Anderson’s energy was relentless, and his voice has not Giroux. The scene quickly morphs into heathen frolic rem­ shows that have recently made their way into the Valley. noticeably changed since he played the role in the movie version, released nearly 20 years ago. But it was the haunt­ ing sweetness of Syreeta Wright’s harmonies that won the night. Wright’s passion emanated from her songs and filled the hall. Her rendition of / Don’t Know How to Love Him B y W illiam L ynam S tate P ress State P ress SPORTS-We cover good sports, bad sports, rich sports and poor sports r --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- i f/ THE Saturdays Are Simply Irresistible. EV ERY GARVIN IONES 10 Danceable, Loveable, Huggable, Squeezeable, SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE LADIES are going to win $100 each In America’s Original S p o rts Bar’s $1000 “Irresistible Ladies Contest!” TUESDAY - 9 P.M .- BAND Anonym ous judges will be choosing from th e m o st vibrant, lively fun ladies. 3 PM t o 1 A M Saturdays. 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Gomez had just finished a one-woman performance that left the audience reeling. A tape caught the whole thing for HBO. Hot stuff for the world of mainstream comedy, which only five years ago probably wouldn’t have looked twice at an openly lesbian Cuban-American. Just another sizzling night at Josie’s, one of the nation’s few full-time gay and lesbian comedy clubs and cabarets. Cultural spaces such as Josie’s don’t rise up in a vacu­ um. If, years from now, the club is remembered as a flash point of gay and lesbian culture, it will be a tribute to the vision of manager Donald Montwill and the tremendous energy of the lesbian and gay community finding a voice in comedy. Humor always has been a way for oppressed groups to tell the truth of their experience. “ Black and Jewish comedians did it first,” Montwill said. “ They were all fostered in a safe space.” Josie’s nurtures that long-standing tradition in the gay community. Gomez tells stories of growing up in New York, describing her partner o f five years as “ Mrs. Gomez.” Every lesbian in the room bursts into laughter, reliving years of trying to find some way to describe their lovers without sounding like refugees from a girls’ camp. To Montwill, the performances at Josie’s are as much politics as art. They define and name, making up for the years when silence was the community’s only archive. “ I want gay and lesbian people to be everywhere in American culture. We’re living in a different world. Now our job is to put out stuff that’s impressive and makes us proud,” he says. Josie’s is truly a community-grown space. Montwill was doing political organizing when club owner Ron Lanza said, “ You’re doing such a good job at that, want to try your hand at managing a club?” Montwill started out booking acts at the Valencia Rose, a mostly gay performance space in the Mission district. “ The Rose went under, but I guess I hadn’t had enough. So on October 6th, 1990, we opened up Josie’s,” Montwill said. “ It’s still a dicey deal, but we opened in the middle of the depression and we’re still here.” The performers are clear about Josie’s special place in the comedy firmament. “ Josie’s is the only place we’ve performed where man­ agement is about the acts, not selling drinks. There’s no other place in the country like this,” said Jaffe Cohen of New York’s Funny Gay Males comedy trio. To the crowds who pack the cozy-yet-cutting-edge space night after night, Josie’s is a fixture, a fact of cultural life that leaves them laughed-out and happy as they head for their cars in the soft San Francisco night air. What’s amazing is how singular a phenomenon Josie’s actually is. Nowhere else in America is there a space for lesbian and gay comics to hone their skills — and knock ’em dead — 365 days a year. Everyone who is anyone in the gay comedy world plays Josie’s — which more and more means a lot of folks who also happen to appear in the mainstream comedy world. They include Bob Smith and Jaffe Cohen of Funny Gay Males, who are working on a book about growing up gay. Smith also is working on a Steven Spielberg movie about a gay stand-up comic. Then there’s Gomez, who opened for Comic Relief this year and Lea DeLaria, who was host of the world’s first gay comedy special on cable’s Comedy Central. And Suzanne Westenhoefer who did one for HBO. And Frank Maya, who had his own half-hour comedy special on MTV. On stage on a Friday night, Dos Fallopia, a “ mixed” comedy duo from Seattle featuring a straight woman and a lesbian, do a rousing rendition of “ Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be drag queens.” Collaborators Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt specialize in material they call ‘human-friendly.’ They describe them­ selves as “ twin sisters of different cul-de-sacs.” “ Josie’s is really important to us. Out there, there are so many rules about what you can perform. Here we can be ourselves,” said Koch. The last o f the red hot record reviews Starlings/7oo Many Dogs Music—****; Vocals—* Atlantic Records This is a really amazingly cool album all the way until the singer opens his mouth. Musically, the Starlings are among the most interesting and creative bands I’ve heard in years. But hearing Elmer Fudd wheezing out of this guy’s mouth is dam near insufferable.—JM Arf! Arf! Arf!—TW Fanny Grace/Joy Ride *** FB Records Fanny Grace is a trio that remind me of the very best bar bands. Their sound is clean, and the songs are the kind you’ll End yourself singing along with after a few listens. And although you’re never sure what they’re saying, their songs make you want to call up old friends to see how they’re doing. Vocalist Carmen M eija has the strength o f Natalie Merchant combined a sweetness that never becomes cloy­ ing. Paul Reeves’ guitars are melodic, although occasional­ ly folky in a jangly way. If the Cowboy Junkies ever lightened up, this might be the album they produced. Fanny Grace’s Erst album goes straight to the heart.—TW Sta te P ress Classifieds - we're always in the back. Want *13° O FF $23,500 ANY 6-PACK OF IMPORTED BEER for college? O v er 7 0 b r a n d s t o c h o o s e f r o m . 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I disagree. If you listen to the first half of this record, it’s music and our shows so that we need to rely less and less as close as we’ve been to the popular music form, with a on things that come in 40-ounce bottles or in sheets of verse and a chorus and very distinct intrumentation and rhythm. The record company started jumping up and down paper or that sprout from the earth.... Although compared to your older albums, it seems that when they heard the song we’re pushing as a single, (Every musically you are reflecting a lot more of what people Iceberg Is Afire) because it’s the closest thing they’ve ever heard us do to “real” music. This thing had a danceable usually associate with the psychedelic experience... I really enjoyed all of my psychedelic experiences. beat and lyrics you could hear and it was great. But maybe you’re thinking of the second half of the These experiences made such a marked difference in my life that I wanted to recreate every bit of what I was per­ album where there are trance-inducing meditations that just ceiving in a way that I could share with people. Every go on for six, eight, 11 minutes. Those all blend together sound I create I try to express something in the sound that and there doesn’t seem to be a stop, so there’s this flotacomes from another dimension. So these aren’t the usual tious space-out that lasts for about 20 minutes on the sec­ preset sounds, they’re kind of taking music and making it ond half of the record. speak on some sort of astral level that people can really How does this all happen in the studio, as compared to relate to in a part of their minds that they enjoy contacting. onstage? We don’t get to use our lighting guy in the studio It can last as long as the music lasts, but you’re not stuck with an eight hour trip that you have to come down for and because the last time we tried the engineer stormed out and face tomorrow. said “I’m getting too much buzz from the projectors in the A lot of the songs feel like they have a real sort of spiri­ microphones!” So we have to imagine the lightshow, and tual something to them, but any symbolism is purely we can’t have Larry Steiner dancing in his feathers and sil­ aesthetic? ver body paint and jumping off the equipment because he’d There is definitely a spiritual something going on in the probably knock over some $10,000 microphone. band, and we perceive it, but there is really nothing con­ How well does the band translate to video? sciously organized about it. We have no message, we have The new one is our best one yet. Our drummer’s sister is no teachers. In our light shows and in our graphics we like a film student from NYU, and she knows our band inside to use different symbols as art elements but if you ask any and out. She developed p ariticu lar person in the these characters like in band w hat the sym bol some weird piece of foreign means or what their person­ cinema, and in three min­ al philosophy is you’ll get utes portrayed each person as many answ ers as you “There is definitely a spiritual something as an im portant elem ent will band members. going on in the band, and we perceive it, both musically and person­ And seven people is a ally. And we were having pretty set number these but there is really nothing consciously fun, with m erm aids and days? nymphs and gold men all in Seven people has been organized about it. We have no message, this big party scene on the the number of musicians in we have no teachers.” beach. the band ever since I joined Sky Cries Mary keyboard player This is all for the single, three years ago. Every now and then we’ll have some­ Gordon Raphael E very Iceberg Is A fire, right? I’ve actually heard one step up onstage who that get some airplay here plays the kitchen sink or in town... som e other percussion instrument or someone with We got this phone call a-weird 1890’s camera with flash powder taking pictures of saying that our song was the No. 1 most added song on col­ the audience, but just seven players. lege radio this week. We’re like, “What? Do you have the I’ve read all sorts of things about how terrific the live right band? Sky Cries Mary?” But we’ll see what it means. shows are, using lots of strange costumes and lights and MTV has ignored us very well up until now, and our videos projections. Are the costumes and all used in the same are mostly found at women’s clothing stores in the shoe way, for their artistic look as opposed to having a deep­ department playing on those little TV monitors there, but er meaning? Early on, a lot of the songs weren’t very focused, but we’ll do anything for a little attention. they stayed in one root tone, and we could do whatever we Anything? Would you play Lollapalooza? Only if Perry sat next to me on the bus for all of the wanted to do within that until we got tired of it and it didn’t sound good anymore. It was a tone collage, but instead of dates. Has Lollapalooza gotten too big for it’s britches? sounding sloppy and terrible, it came out incredible. The [collage] idea goes into the lighting and costumes as I don’t know. If you set out to do something big and it well. It’s a lot of elements from everywhere popping up in gets big then I guess you’re doing well. If billions of kids front of your eyes and into your ears. And for some reason, come out and party and hear rock n’ roll and pay $16 for a instead of being a mess it makes this really neat little holis­ hoagie sandwich and go away happy then it’s cool. tic explosion. It’s hard to say if it’s really alternative anymore or if You have a song on the last album called Buss to Gate the money has taken over... 23 (sic) and on the new album you have Sister Ship 23. I want to say something really snotty, just cuz I rarely Why 23? get a chance to... Psychic TV and Temple of Psychic Youth like to make a big deal about the number 23. Right now we’re putting it in Go for it. When you use hard drugs, you need a lot of money, because there are people that just tweak when you say the (laughs) There you go. Thanks. number 23. The new album seems to have a lot less emphasis on Sky Cries Mary will be at Gibson’s August 6. Tickets are individual songs, and a lot more rolling of one into $ 8. 00. w/coupon o o o o o o co o co cc Ëpires^u-wJ r UAVvy :4C $150 WALK TO V e il TEM PE BOV, 1100 E. 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(602) 264-2481 Fringe benefits: meet all kinds of exciting, unusual newspaper-writer-photographer-production-advertising-type people. Ask for Donna in Production. P a g e 19 Tuesday, August 2, 1994 State P ress Jim C arrey d o n s n ew im age fo r The M ask C hris D risco ll State P ress The Mask $$$$ (out o f 5$) A surprise: a thing that surprises because it is unusual or unexpected. That is what The Mask is. Jim Carrey, the movie’s starring actor, has always been an all-zany, no-brainy comedian in the style of Jerry Lewis or the Three Stooges. Not that there is anything wrong with that. An occasional Stooges fest can be a great way to spend a night, but you just don’t expect top-quality, four-star films Darren Michaels/New Line Cinema Cameron Diaz plays the sultry lounge singer Tina Carlyle in The Mask, an action-comedy just released by New Line Cinema. from them. The Mask is a top-quality, four-star flick, and Carrey was surprisingly good in the role of a man who inadvertantly becomes a cartoon through the transformative powers of a long-lost mask. The mask is believed to be the carrier of the spirit of the Norse god, Loki. Loki, it seems, got head god Odin so angry with his constant mischief that he was locked up in a box and tossed into the sea, only to end up sunken in the harbor of Edge City. Edge City is a slightly grungy, yet utter­ ly hip place, sporting a mixture of motifs from several eras. These is the 1950s mombo scene, the modem bank, cops remenesent of the ’50s and ’60s, and even a futuristic park built on top of a garbage dump, complete with methane fumes vent­ ing into the atmosphere. In a word, this place is cool. Everything about this movie is classy. The music is a great selection o f sexy swing, jazz and latin dance tunes that fit the surrealistic setting perfectly. The special effects by the Industrial Light & Magic were as good as anything they have done. In a twist on Roger Rabbit, in which a car­ toon rabbit roams through real life settings, and Cool World, in which a real man falls into a cartoon world, himself becoming a cartoon, Carrey, playing the part of Stanley Ipkiss, becomes a half-human, half-cartoon figure with slightly cartoonish super pow­ ers. Carrey retains the childish goofball side seen so often in the Fox Network show In $5 Humans © O ro o rrt H air S tudio ill ■ *JI M-TH FRt SAT m S4 •4 $ [OFF one of the following: "★ 1. Shampoo, Conditioner, Cut A Style ★ ! k S E W , F R E E - W HEEUKG T / llE o f lo v E !" ★ Ge^e N fW Y o R k NEw ^ DAY GtKish to OFF P ER M (Reg. $55) *Pi1tAAV>y TÖS€ W ö c Ia€ O P E N S A U G U S T 5 • D O N 'T MISS IT! (LONGHAW5USHHY HIGHES) Exp. S-14-94 How’s your car doing? Tri City Mobil provides the kind of service that can put new life in summer driving. 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This was a story that used Carrey’s talent to great effect, A real summer win­ ner. Living Color, but as the M ask there is another side to him as well. He becomes a great dancer, a superb lover, a wise-crack­ ing putdown artist, and at times he is even suave, in a strange parody of that charac­ teristic. Surprise No. 2 is the love interest, Tina Carlyle (Cameron Diaz). This is Diaz’s first movie, and she outshines everyone else besides Carrey despite that fact. At first sight she is a gorgeous young wom an vamping across the floor of the bank where Ipkiss works. No one could be blamed for expecting no more than that from her. But throughout the movie she is able to act alluring yet innocent, sexy and innocent. As Tina Carlyle, her talent as a singer and dancer brings her into the midst of the bad guys, such as the am bitious mob boss, Dorian Tyrel (Peter Greene). 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After a short argument, the suspect pro­ duced a .25 semi-automatic, pointed it at the victim, and shouted, “Back off, (expletive).” The suspect, a white male, 5 feet 7 inches tall, 135 lbs., dressed in black clothing, fled the scehe in a silver 1990 Honda Civic. A search of the area for the suspect turned up negative. • A Tempe police officer observed two infants dangling out of a second-story window outside of their home, 1440 E. Broadway Road. The young boys, ages one and two, were hanging out through a broken glass window. The mother, 20, was sleep­ ing in another room. The infants were turned over to their 22-year-old father. Compiled by State Press reporter David Strow. Walk. Loss is $900. • A camera lying on a study desk in the MU Montgomery Lounge was stolen. Loss is $550. • Several parking signs belonging to the University were taken from Areas 15 and 34. Loss is $340. • Basement double doors, located at 612 Alpha Drive, were reported damaged. Damage is $450. Tempe police reported the following incidents last week: • Two Tempe men, 24 and 32 years old, were the victims of an aggravated assault with a knife at Seven-Eleven, 1405 N. Scottsdale Road. The suspect punched one of victims in the face, then threatened them with a large hunting knife before fleeing the scene. Although the suspect has not been located yet, police made a positive identification of him based on a security camera tape. • A 19-year-old Tempe man was threatened by a “skin­ head” brandishing a handgun, near his residence at 24 W. Loma Vista. ASU police reported the following incidents last week: • A plate glass window in the Social Science Building Atrium was damaged. Damage is estimated at $250. • A dark green, 26-inch men’s bike was stolen from the east side of the Nelson Fine Arts Building, where it was locked through the front tire with a U-lock. Loss is $450. • A m ale student reported that his room in C holla Apartments was broken into. Taken from the room was a VCR, several VHS tapes, and some CDs. Loss is $470. • Two female non-students had their vehicle burglarized while it was parked in the Tempe Center. Total loss was $344; $20 of property was later recovered. • A male non-student was stopped by police at Lemon Street and Rural Road. He had been observed “acting suspi­ ciously” around the Law Building earlier. He was told that his earlier actions constituted trespassing. • A male non-student had his laptop computer and cellular phone stolen from a pay telephone at Tyler Mall and Palm S ports B riefs Brock Honored — Jim Brock, the w inningest baseball coach in ASU history, has been posthu­ mously honored as the 1994 District VIII Coach of the Year. Brock won 1100 games in 23 seasons at the helm of the Sun Devil baseball squad, and two national championships. His last team, the 1994 squad, won 45 games and placed third in the College World Series. Brock died June 12 after a yearlong bat­ tle with cancer. Brock was named National Coach of the Year four times in his career, and Six-Pac Coach of the Year five times. Two ASU golfers on US Curtis Cup team — ASU women’s golfers Emilee Klein and Wendy Ward were selected to compete for the U nited States in the C urtis Cup, a women’s golf tournament between the best American and English university golfers. The dual honor was the first time in the history of the tournament that two golfers from the same university were named to the team. Klein recently won the 1994 NCAA individual women’s golfing title, followed by runner-up Ward. Other past ASU golfers to be on the team were Denielle Ammaccapane and Heather Farr. U.S.A.’s Jones, top, wrestles Janali Khosrow of Iran in a 52-kilogram match at the Goodwill Games in St. Petersburg, Russia, Sunday, July 31 1994. Jones, the 1992 silver medalist, won the match for the gold medal. 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Bike paths Twenty years ago ASU was a model o f social responsibility with its complete network o f bicy­ c le paths that went every where .on campus. These paths encouraged students and University em ployees to ride their bicycles to work and school. They helped to decrease the number o f cars on the clogged Tempe streets, thereby con­ tributing to the attempt to clean up the air. And cleaner air meant low er rates o f such pollution-related diseases as lung cancer and em physema. It also saved tax dollars and the money o f individuals by avoiding the property damage caused by air pollution. Bravo to those ASU planners and administra­ tors o f 20 years and more past who planned a transportation system that could save so much for so many at such a low cost. Not only was that network o f bike paths a great way for the University community to con­ tribute to the city surrounding it, it was also a great asset for the people on campus. It was a convenient way to get around. Students, most o f whom work and go to school, appreciate any­ thing that saves them a little time in their hectic days. And University employees also lead hectic lives and undoubtedly found the paths a wonder­ ful way to get around. E ven pedestrians w ho preferred to w alk gained by having cyclers segregated from them. It stands to reason that there would be less fear o f getting ran over by a bicycle with the system o f bike paths in place. Remnants o f the bike paths can still be seen on some parts o f campus, bumpy tread-worn patches standing like the incomplete outlines o f an unfinished plan. But these are not unfinished. They have been deliberately ripped up, small bits and pieces at time. The once enviable bike­ ways have been whittled away with the slow but deliberate determination o f a swarm o f termites. Now the bike paths are mostly useless, and most pedestrians do not seem to even realize that they are bike paths. There are as many peo­ ple walking on them as riding. The most important parts o f campus are now not even accessible by bicycle. The ASU police are sent out on ticket writing raids o f bicyclers who dare to ride to the part o f campus they need to ride to. The State Press has been told that most o f the officers dread this activity and long for another solution, the reconstruction o f the bike paths for instance. Boo to the planners and administrators o f the la st 2 0 years w ho are r e sp o n sib le for the destruction of a truly wonderful system o f trans­ portation. O.J. case raises m any questions Let’s face it: deep down, most people think O.J. did it. And with REG good reason. Z e m e id a The history of domestic vio­ A ctin g M a n a g in g E ditor lence against his ex-wife Nicole Simpson, the bloody glove found in his yard, and the lack of a strong alibi all point to O.J. as the culprit. But disregarding everything that he did prior to being named the lead suspect in her death, O.J.’s actions since that point have hurt him even more. In fact, they have raised more questions of his innocence than of his guilt. Consider these questions: • In O.J.’s suicide(?)/apology letter, how come he didn’t beg the authorities to find out who really killed his ex-wife? • Why did he flee from police (on that Friday night which some referred to as “O.J.’s last run”) if he was truly inno­ cent? • Why did he wait so long to finally put out a reward for information about the murder if he wasn’t the guilty party himself? • Why put out a 1-800 number to get tips unless it was nothing more than a not-so-cheap publicity stunt to get B some of the public on his side? (Did O.J. really think some­ one in Topeka, Kansas, would find the murder weapon?) Of course O.J. is innocent until proven guilty, but with so many, unanswered questions, not to mention the amount of evidence stacked against him, it is hard to think otherwise. The media has already tried this case and reached a verdict of guilty. But there is always the possibility that the evidence gath­ ered so far will prove inconclusive and shed sufficient doubt on O.J.’s guilt. It is also possible that the mystery witness the defense claims to have will testify that he saw two white males exit Nicole Simpson’s house near the time of her murder and vindicate O.J. It is even possible that these murders are part of a twisted plot by an enemy to frame O.J. and completely ruin his life. But honestly, if there is anyone in America who still thinks O.J. is being railroaded, ask yourselves one final question: If this murder happened in your hometown and the people involved were simply your neighbors, is there any doubt in your mind that the accused m urderer would be found guilty? Top Ten signs O.J. is starting to crack under the pressure 10. C o n s ta n tly r e f e r s to a tto rn e y R o b e rt 4 . P u t o u t a $ 5 0 0 ,0 0 0 re w a rd f o r a n y S h a p iro a s “ c o a c h ” . in f o r m a tio n o n th e w h e re a b o u ts o f h is 9. C a lle d th e p s y c h ic h o tlin e 1 5 0 tim e s a^ i - la s t w e e k . „ „ , . 3. E n jo y s p la y in g a n e w p o s itio n o n th e 8. T o ld h is h o u s e c a r e ta k e r K a to to p u t in m a te fo o tb a ll te a m - in s te a d o f ru n n in g th e G r e e n H o r n e t o n h is c a s e . b a c k , h e ’s a t i g h t e n d . 7. W a n ts P o lic e L t. F r a n k D r e b in to te s ti­ fy o n h is b e h a lf. 2 . R u n s t h r o u g h th e h a lls o f th e L .A . C o u n ty J a il le a p in g o v e r h is b a g s o f 6. R e c e n tly p r o p o s e d to T o n y a H a rd in g . 5. S ig n e d a n a d v e r tis in g d e a l w ith G in s u m a il. 1. S t i l l t h i n k s t h e B u f f a l o B i l l s w i l l w i n k n iv e s . a S u p e r B o w l. STATE PRESS A , ,, , i V I A EL) CHRIS DRISCOLL, Editor MARY LEIGH SUMMERTON, Managing Editor DAVID STRO W ..............................................................Sports Editor Kim Foster, Jennifer Hughes, A lisa Jellum, Karyn Riedell, Shane EVIE LYN SHEINKOPF............................................ Features Editor Siren. TONNVAINE W ISW ELL...........................................EntertainmentEditor BILL LYN A M .................................................................... Photo Editor Unsigned editorials reflect the view s o f the editorial board, decidKR1S FRIDRICH................................................... -Travel Columnist ed by a majority voted among its members. They do not reflect the opinion o f the S ta te P ress staff as a whole. Board members P R O D U C T IO N : Donna Bowrmg, Joe Corrao, Vicki Carroll, include: Teresa Szymanski, and Dave Weber. S A L E S R EPR ESEN TA TIV ES: Soma Benson, Dan EUstrom, CHRIS DRISCOLL . MARY LEIGH SUMMERTON Editor Managing Editor The S ta te P ress is published Monday through Friday during the academic year, except holidays and exam periods, at Matthews Center, Room 15, Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz. 852871502. We do not answer questions o f a general nature. The S ta te P ress is the only newspaper exclusively published for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views pub­ lished in this newspaper are not necessarily those o f the A SU administration, faculty, staff or student body. State P ress P hone N umbers Information................................965-7572 Newsroom.................................965-2292 Magazine................................... 965-1695 Advertising................................965-6555 Classifieds................................. 965-6731 O pin ion St a t e P ress _Page^ 3 Tuesday, August 2, 1994 Crisis in Rwanda warrants By The Associated Press Here are excerpts from recent editorials in newspapers in the United States and abroad. July 25 Valley Daily News, Kent, Wash., on Rwanda: A catastrophe is unfolding in Goma, Zaire, after more than 1 million Rwandans poured into refugee camps that were ill-prepared to deal with the flood of humanity. W ithout a massive humanitarian relief effort by the United States and other wealthy nations, the death toll from disease and starvation among the refugees in Zaire and other nations bordering strife-tom Rwanda could be beyond imagining. President Clinton ordered a round-the-clock military air­ lift of supplies and medicine, putting a price tag of more than $100 million on the expanded relief efforts. An addi­ tional $274 m illion in aid is being sought from other wealthy nations. The supplies of water, food and medicine won’t be enough and won’t arrive fast enough for many of the 2 mil­ lion refugees suffering and dying in camps across the bor­ der from Rwanda. But the United States and other wealthy nations of the world must do what they can — and quickly — to lessen this terrible tragedy. July 23 Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern on Rwanda: President Bill Clinton proposes to step up humanitarian aid for the refugees from Rwanda. That is the type of American response to suffering that is in the highest tradi­ tion. It is unfortunate that he is being criticized for not responding sooner and with more aid. It is impossible to step into a situation such as in Rwanda, where rival forces are killing everyone in sight, without getting embroiled in the fight. What can be done, and will be done, is to give aid to those hundreds of thousands of Rwandans who have fled their country and now wait in Zaire with almost no food. It will be a tremendous effort to restore these people to health, but the United States, through its airlift capabilities, will make that effort. July 25 Blade-Citizen, Oceanside, Calif., on U.S. as world policeman: Haiti. Rwanda. Bosnia. People killed in their own homes by their government for the crime of disagreeing. Parents hacked to death in front of their children. Schools shelled by artillery crews. The horrors shock our civilized sensibilities, and gnaw at our hearts. No one can watch the violent depravities in liv­ ing color on television and not be changed, not scream out for the nightmares to stop. As Americans, our inclination is always to do something — anything — to alleviate the human suffering. But as we are learning in the post-Cold War world, what we can do is limited by a variety of factors — not the least of which are the desires of those who live in the nations in crisis. Those who support active U.S. or Western intervention in hot spots like Haiti, Rwanda and Bosnia argue that we have a moral obligation to go in and make things right. To stop the killing, end the starvation and safeguard the chil­ dren against disease. One small step world aid MO YET 50 FAR TO GO. for man.... • i J ; ' i .tyW J — But as our recent experience in Somalia should have shown us, absent any grass-roots desire for change on progress on the part of the people in a region, we cannot build nations from scratch. Haiti and Rwanda have no recent tradition of political stability or effective governance. Without a trained bureau­ cracy, without an educated middle class, it will be darned tough to create a democracy out of thin air. Look at those once-destitute nations that have flourished since World War II. South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore. None of them had their successful economies and-or political structures created for them by outsiders; they earned their successes themselves, based on their own national experi­ ences and values. So, what do we do about the suffering in Haiti, Rwanda and Bosnia? It may very well be that the best we can do in such situa­ tions is provide humanitarian aid — feed the hungry, care for the wounded and sick, clothe the cold. But it is becoming increasingly clear that what we cannot do is impose success, no matter how defined, from the out­ side. July 24 Clarksdale (Miss.) Press-Register on health care: Watching the health care scene unfold in Washington is scary indeed with Congress pressuring itself to do some­ thing right or wrong. The prospect o f another federal bureaucracy running our health care system is a nightmare. I ,V>/ V , /V*-M'+*í Ch^OH.MO- IMVQiX tS fc, FNRtV -, Uwf-fttH ; KtNtofc 6uY I sS é E, IT DOESN'T U .S ., NEED REPLACEMENT, JUST A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS,,, ' - V ? , Parting shots This is the last issue of the summer State Press. On behalf HRIS of the entire staff, thanks for D r is c o l l reading the paper this summer. We had the goal of providing a Editor lot of entertainment, leisure and feature articles that would leave you relaxed yet informed. We also had the aim of providing in-depth material from some of the best journalistic writers attending school at ASU. We hope we succeeded to your satisfaction. In three weeks the daily State Press will be back, with the regular news-tabloid format chock full of ASU and other local news. The State Press Magazine will also be back once a week with arts, entertainment and feature articles. Jason Owsley, last spring’s managing editor, will be taking over as editor. Before we finish, I would like to leave you with a parting thought. Is O J . Simpson insane? I have refrained from commenting on this case so far this summer because the rest of the media was overdo­ ing it, and I did not want to contribute to that. I also think that a person deserves a fair trial in court before the media tries him before the American public. But lately I have been troubled by one aspect of the Simpson story. O.J., as they call him, seems to be crazy. I have begun to wonder if I am the only person in the United States who sees this. And he has not just acted that way since the day of the murder and the time after that. If that were the case, his insane behavior could sim­ ply be explained as a devious plot to get himself of the murder charge with an insanity plea. No, O.J. has been acting crazy for a long time. He acted crazy several times toward his former wife. She did the appropriate thing. She called the Los Angeles cops. Then they screwed up, or maybe it was the screwup of California law. Whichever it is, that mistake led to the deaths of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. If California law were set up to recognize mental illness, especially dangerous mental illness, O.J., and thousands like him who exhibit all the signs of dangerous mental illness, could be committed to a hospital where he could be treated. Instead of spending millions to try an obviously crazy man, we should be taking a serious look at how mental illness is treated in the 1990s. Our streets are filled with people who should be in hospitals undergoing therapy. And there are lots of middle and upper class people in the same situation as O.J. So why does O.J. not just claim innocence due to insanity? In California that plea is not allowed, believe it or not. But beyond that, I doubt he would enter that plea even if he could. Like many in his position he does not seem to realize he is insane. Maybe the judge, as the supposedly objective third party in the proceedings, should have sent O.J. for psychological evaluation before spending the money on an expensive trial. C State P ress Tuesday, August 2, 1994 Page 24 A m odem blood sacrifice Free M ovies No Commercials Student Programming A SU Information KASR Radio In the Fall fr o m 1 I Free in the Halls! 1 ARIZONA STATE U N IV ERS ITY I r ^ S t a t e P r e ss Something to read w ithout using a highlighter. William Lynam/State Press A non-chalant J.R. Frey flips through a magazine while donating blood on Friday after­ noon. During the week-long drive, United Blood Services extracted 90 pints of blood from donors on campus. The Sun D evil Spark Yearbook An investment in your lifetime — The perfect place for summerall year 'round. 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Apache Blvd. Tempe, A Z Call us today 829-0933 State Press •j¡ ~rrrfr"'r**~ ¡y tri Tuesday, August 2,*i9?4 Page ¿á V ietnam C o n t in u e d f r o m p a g e 6. C o u te s y o f A V M T Dr. Betsy Tankersley D.D.S. gives a Vietnamese woman a check-up while Flo Wagner, a non­ medical volunteer supplies the light. The volunteers of AVMT often find themselves working under inhospitable conditions. several cases that really made me feel like we did good.” A seasoned volunteer, S tapley has accom panied AVMT to El Salvador Micronesia and Bangladesh. She participat­ ed in the mission that brought back the two girls from Bangladesh for surgery. “It’s a beautiful country and it didn’t seem as poor as Bangladesh,” she said. “But the sanitation was bad. The Mekong is used for everything including sanitation, so the water gets polluted, but people bathe in it and use it all the time.” The volunteers stayed in the villages, working long days in the local clinics. “We were invited in by government and were really well received,” said Orrick. “The clinics in the rural villages were not what people in this country would call a hospital. We worked there with our sup­ plies. I acted as a gopher trying to make things run smoothly for the doctors and nurses.” Ruth Lim, a Pediatrician who maintains a private practice in Mesa, was also part of the team in Vietnam. Though this was the first AVMT run for Dr. Lim, she has volun­ teered in developing countries before. She worked in Panama, running a clinic for U.S. troops, and has also worked in Asia. A lthough she w anted to assist in Bangladesh, Lim could not go and had been looking for opportunities to help the team. “They kept me informed of what was going on,” said Lim o f how she got involved with the effort in Vietnam. “When Vietnam came up I decided to go. I wanted to go see a communist country,” said Lim candidly. “I was there in the 1960’s, and the infrastructure of the country hasn’t changed much, medically speaking. They are changing into socialism and fol­ lowing a big brother culture, but the medi­ cal care is not sufficient.” Lim explained that the doctors are over­ worked and underpaid, working double shifts for the government and maintaining practices in the villages as well. The hospitals are also lacking, according to Lim, with only three government run lev­ els of hospital care; the village clinic, the provincial hospital which has only 300 beds follows, and the finally Ho Chi Min City hospital. “There are just not enough doctors for all the people,” said Lim. “I was in Asia years ago and this was a good eye opener because it hasn’t changed much since. The medical care is at a different level from here.” “We did a lot of primary care work and treating illnesses,” she said. “In nine days I saw close to 1,000 children. We were able to cure or alleviate 75 percent of the problems.” Lim cited a list of the children’s ail­ ments, the most common of which were malnutrition, bronchitis, impetigo, worms, and various infections. Lim also said that there are many cases of untreated polio where the children need rehabilitation. “There was one young lady that had a ter­ rible skin infection,” said Stapley, recalling a case that struck her. “She was losing skin and hair in patches. I saw her and dis­ pensed the medication. A wound therapist pulled the infected skin away. W hat impressed me about this case was that a lot men in third world countries don’t pay attention to their women, but her husband was with her the entire time. It was pretty gruesome to look at, but he stayed with her, holding her hand. He didn’t flinch once.” The team also delivered three babies, Dr. Betsy Tankersley, the team’s dentist deliv­ ered one under supervision. “It was a good cross-section of medical workers,” said Stapley. “I find that there is a lot of female representation in the teams. I don’t know why that is, but this time we had five men on the team; an obstetrician, a general practitioner, and a male flight nurse among them.” “I hope the mission showed the people there that the world cares,” she continued. “They can help themselves but we are also there to help too.” “It was a hard day’s work,” said Lim of her experiences. “It was a good two week trip, we did a lot. I’ll never forget traveling on the barges to get to the clinics in the vil­ lages. I don’t think we were there for too long or too short a time. It was just right.” Orrick herself attests to the feeling that the trips are well worth the effort. A gradu­ ate of ASU (1991) she has worked with AVMT for three years and participated in five relief efforts abroad. “The one that affected me most was the relief effort in El Salvador, probably because it was my first,” she said. “But I wouldn’t change or trade my experiences for anything.” Press RAND O P E N IN You'll never know unless you read your horoscope. In the classified section. NEW TEMPE LOCATION 794 E. SOUTHERN f “I want car insurance ■ with a good price... I and great value.” NORTHW EST CORNER O F RURAL A N D SOUTHERN NEXT TO MERVYN'S 894-9669 M erchandise Stocked D aily ! It’s Easy... • I • ■ • • I • ■ • Low down-payment Easy payment plans Immediate coverage Money-saving deductibles 24-hour countrywide claim service Free rate quote I Call us today or stop by our local office: i 9 3 1 -0 7 6 6 13625 N. 32nd St VISIT OUR OTHER LOCATIONS AT: (S/E Comer Of 32nd St. & Thunderbird) Hours: Mon.-Sat. 9-9 Sun. 10-6 788-6550 4220 W. Bethany Home Rd. (S/E Comer Of 43rd Ave. & Bethany Rd.) 841-7639 1 I ■ ■ ■■ I I 9 If you’re a student with a good driving record... Call G BCO . ....................................................................... ..... C lassifieds Page 26 S ta te P ress Tuesday, August 2,1994 N o tic e to our readers: B efore responding to any advertisement requesting money be sent or invested, you may wish to investigate the company and offer. The State Press cannot assume responsibility for the validity o f the offers advertised in our classified section. For more information and assistance regarding the investigation of an advertisement, please contact the Better Business Bureau at 264-1721. APARTMENTS A SU A R EA , 2 bedroom apart­ ments from $375/m o not includ­ ing utilities. 966-8187 966-8838. BEAUTIFUL LARGE 1 & 2 bed­ rooms. Walk to ASU. Pool, laun­ dry room. On East 8th Street bet­ ween Rural & McClintock. Cape Cod Apartments, 968-5238. WHY RENT? You can buy using FHA's student hom e loan pro­ gram . C a ll for d eta ils, P eggy Pearson, RE/MAX, 838-7772. RENTAL SHARING 2BD APT. 1/2 mile to ASU, fe­ male student, $160/m o + 1/2 util. 858-9748. An inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out. ASU GRAD, 3 bd house, furn, close to A SU , $184 + 1/3 util. Call Eric, 949-0062.____________ -Margot Asquith A T TRA C TIV E R ESO RT lif e ­ style. Master bed.adj. bt., $265; Loft $215 + util ea. 351-8683. CONDO ON Point S. Mountain G olf Course. M /f, room ate, ns. 2bd, lba, w/d, free cable, large yard. $2 7 5 /m o + 1/2 u til. Call Marc 438-4584. ANNOUNCE­ MENTS E A SY G O IN G m a le n eed ed immed to share 5 bd home in Mtn Park Ranch. N o smoking, prefer jr/sr. Own bd. P o o l, w /d . C all Eric, Shawn or Ray, 759-6063. CHappy l 6 t k ¿ A n niversary Where have more students gotten sauced on Sundays for free? The Spaghetti Company! FEMALE GRAD student to share large 2 bd/ 2 ba nice fum a p t 15 m in/ASU. Avail mid-Aug. $300 + 1/2 util. Call Lori, 833-4099. FEMALE ROOMMATE to share fully furnished house in Tempe w/pool, w/d, etc. Lg private bed­ room, share bath. Must love my small dog. Prefer upper classmn/ grad. $ 3 0 0 /m o (in cl p ool/law n svc) + 1/4 util. 838-02% . IWOVHSE! EveryVijesd to fo o p n ( C o M e r d ^ Rctfm). B r it f^ o u n b ic h . Contact* lackie 965 3989 TOWNHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR RENT HOMES FOR RENT FEM ALE TO share 3 bd, 2 ba t/h, Tem pe, $350 + 1/2 util. N o smoking, cat lover. 345-7124. Motivation Tips LG 4-5 bd, pool, w/d, dishwash­ er, m icrow ave, a/c, etc. $1250. Broadway/McClintock. 437-1048 FE M ALE TO share fu lly furn townhouse in Tempe. 3 bd, 1-1/2 ba, w /d, n o sm oking, m ust like dogs. $225 + 1/2 u til 838-6798. You deserve a good Perk today! To hear A ffirm ations e s p e ­ cially to m o tiv a te you call 1-900-4203 7 0 9 e x t 1 40. $2 p er m in, av g call 3 m ins, av g c o s t $6. M inim um c o s t $2, maximum cost $10. T o u c h -to n e p h o n e re q . U n d er 18 g e t parent's permission. Cust. Serv., Strauss Comm., Carmel, CA (408) 625-1910. OLD TOWN S co n s., 3bd, 2ba. Evap/ac, w/d, exc. loc. Clean, no­ sm oking, resp. $700/m o. + util & dep. A vail 9 /1 , Laura 4 5 1 5410. APARTMENTS 2BD, 1BA, new appliances, $430. Call 759-7104 or 921-0517. ATTENTION Newly remodeled 1 & 2 bd apts. $400-$450. C eiling fans in bds. A lso avail: older style 1 & 2 bds, $ 3 2 5-$375. Laundry fac, pool, basic cable, water, gas. Walking dist./A SU . 600-840 sq ft (great for roommates). 967-7372. OLD TOWN Tempe, 4bd, 2ba, $925, lbd $325. Tim 894-0288. OLD TOW N, 4 bd. $1000/m o. Other houses also. Tim 894-0288. TOWNHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR RENT HERMOSA PLACE, 2bd, 2ba, w/d, pool, fans, park light. $565, 510 W. Univ. 966-0987. IMMAC. 1 OR 2 bd. furnished, incl. dishes, linens, w/d, tv, util & p hon e. N ear U n iv /D o b so n . A v a il, short term , $ 6 0 0 -$ 8 0 0 mo. 838-6621. MESA: 2 bd, 2 story, 1-1/2 ba, cvd prkg. Grass! Wtr/grbg incl. Pool, BBQ. $550/mo. 978-8117. TEMPE /A S U - large 2bd, 2ba TH, w /fans, a/c, patio, garage. $550/mo. Rural /Brdwy 829-1864 APARTMENTS MALE ROOMMATE needed. 3 bd, 2 ba t/h. $ 3 0 0 + util. C o l­ lege/ Curry, close to ASU. 8580184, ask for Greg or Josh. MATURE RMMT. wanted, 3bd, 2ba, lg. house, w/d. Mins, from ASU. Non-sm oking active grad, student pref. $350/m o incl. util. 784-4777. MATURE ROOMMATE wanted: 4 bd, 2 ba, pool, back yard, front yard, large house, covered park­ ing. Nonsmoking, mature, active, graduate student preferred, M/F. $275 + 1/3 util. Call John at 5308341 or 966-6694. NEAR A SU , no smoking, 1700sf house, ac/evap, w/d, fp, ceiling fans $150/m o + l/4util. Bob, 9902284. Avail 9-1. NEED ROOM MATES to share nice Scottsdale home near ASU, $275/m o, split util. 945-5581. NEEDED: FEMALE, 3 bd, 2-1/2 ba tow nhouse near A SU , pool, w/d. $270+ 1/3 util. 829-0304. P A PA G O I, fem a le n eed ed to share rent cm 3bd, fully furnished condo. $235 + 1/4 util. 966-4760. PA PA G O I: Fem ale room m ate needed to share 2 bd, 2 ba fur­ nished condo. N o druggies. $350 + util. Call Sheri, 831-1939. ROOM FOR rent in house. Ex­ cellent location, 12th St. & Mill. Call Scott, 858-0209.___________ R OOM FO R rent. $ 3 0 0 . C o lle g e/C u rry . W ill share to w n house with 2 males. 948-2403. R OOM FO R rent. $ 3 0 0 . C o lle g e/C u rry . W ill share to w n house with 2 males. 948-2403. $100.00 O FF FIRST MONTH S RENT* R O O M M A T E W A N T E D to share 3 bd. con d o 1 m ile from A SU , reasonably priced, avail, immed., call after 5pm. 496-8930. ROOM M ATE W A NTED . Own room , p o o l, B B Q , w /d , alarm, lm i. A SU . Non sm oking, M/F. $240 + utils. Greg or Tanya 8946418. R O O M S FOR RENT 1855 E. Don Carlos m O NETO DAV! 968-6926 R O O M S FOR RENT $275 + 1/3 util., recently remod led . M or F, n o n -sm o k in g , d o g s w e lc o m e , w alk to A SU . Sean 929-0369. FEMALE NEEDED to rent rm. in house clo se to A SU . $235 + 1/3 util. A vail immed. Call 9211796. FREE ROOM with ow n bath in Mesa, in exchange for light clean­ ing & 16 hrs babysitting (eves). Call for details 827-9499. H O USE FOR rent: 4 bd, p ool, a /c , m str bd: $ 275; oth er bd's $250. Never rented, immac cond. Avail 8-8. 968-2270,945-3684. HOMES FOR SALE 1038 E. B lu eb ell: 3 bd b lo ck home, mile to ASU, pool, garage, asking $74,900. Owner may car­ ry. Alberta, 967-0359; Weary Re­ alty, % 8 -3 4 14. TOW NHOMES/ C O N D O S FOR SALE $2000 D N. + take over payment, lm i from A SU . 2bd 2 ba. 714582-9148. 1 B D CONDO, exc. cond. Papago Park V illage Condominiums. % 7-7693 or 391-0184. 2B D , 2B A , 1,100 s f condo, 400 yds/ASU. N ew app, ac. Asm. In $55K. Jean ,pg 205-3063 or 8335879. Dan Schwartz Rlty. 3BD , 2-1/2BA , fully furnished & much more. C lose to A SU & air­ port. $110,000.968-2783. 4-SALE / CONDO / terms! / mid 5 0 ’s . 3bd / fp lc / p o o l / 1 m i from A S U . Irene C-21 tp 9 7 8 - 0001. TEMPE C O N D O , reduced 3K. M odel show cond., nvr. rented. Upgrades/all appl. incl. 1100 sf.2br 2 ba, W /I closets. $69,900. Seller anxious % 7-8647. CONDO 2BD , 2ba, f/p, all major appi incl, $700/mo. Questa Vida, 714-582-9148. HAYDENSQUARE Units for sale . RE/MAX Excal­ ibur, ask for Gary G reen-acre, 483-3333. QUESTA VIDA, below market at $63.9K, assumable, exc cond, 3 m in /A S U , w /d , sauna, ja cu zzi, pools, fireplace. 921-8085. TOW N HO USE FOR sale. 2bd, 2 b a , M e sa /G ilb e rt. F e n c ed yard,very nice.Low down & low paym en ts. $ 3 9 ,9 0 0 . C all after 5:30pm, 892-0991.______________ -IN V E S T O R S - COMPUTERS NOTEBOOK COMP, NCR 3170, n ev er u se d . 3 8 6 4 M B R A M , 120MB hard drive, 14,400 baud V .4 2 b is and M N P-5 data co m ­ p r e ssio n fa x m od em c e llu la r ready. Comes with Windows, bat­ tery pack, external drive, carry­ ing case and warranty. Valued at $3,000. W ill sell for $1,500. Call Julie at 965-0982 M-F. JEWELRY TRANSPORTA­ TION FREE CARS to most major cities. First tank free. You drive. Gas al­ lowances avail. 468-1733. AUTOMOBILES$CASH TODAY’S I buy all used cars, trucks, misc. items. Call A l, 994-4369. $$ CASH NOW $$ For any car or truck running or not! Cash paid to you in 1 hour! Brian 921-4366 TDG. Anytime. 80 ACCORD, 4 dr-sdn, manual, pwr steering/brakes, a/c, stereo cassette, tinted, 100K m i, $1300 obo. 894-1653. 83 HONDA Accord, 5spd. Cold ac. Very clean. Very sharp. Mint Cond. $3400. 892-0991 aft 5:30. 8 3 N IS S A N Sentra. Tan, lo w ­ ered, stereo system w/Alpine CD, fender trim, custom wheels, runs great. $2500 obo. Call Todd, lv. msg. 519-0044. 85 MERCURY Topaz LS 4-dr sdn, full pwr, a/c, am/fm cassette. Must see, $1900/obo. 482-0332. 85 HONDA C ivic 4-dr, 76K mi, great co n d ition . M ovin g, must sell. $2300. Call John, 968-6605. TRAVEL DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. M ost places world­ wide. I also buy transferable coupons/awards. % 8-7283. IN-HOUSE TRAVEL: Discount Europe & A sia. Som e domestic cities also available. Open 7 days - hrs. vary. R estrictions apply. Andy: 867-0548. HELP WANTEDGENERAL S P I C IA L IS T I FURNITURE d a u o l c e r 's F u rn itu re Family owned fir operated since 1960. Quality, affordable new fit used furniture. 2077 E. University • Tempe 968-3478 2334 W. Main • Mesa 964-4773 Q U E ST A V ID A C ondo, room for rent, washer/dryer, f/p, pool, spa, indoor raquetball. 968-7132. COMPUTERS QUIET F, 30+, n/s, share my 2bd 2ba h ouse. H ayd en /R oosevelt, $325/m o incl util. 994-4526. 2 LEADING EDGE, 1 IBM, and 1 IBM clo n e. $ 2 0 0 -$ 3 0 0 . 8940020, M-F 9am-5pm. A Z REPUBLICAN Party needs telemarketers $6+/hr. Contact Max Fose 957-7770. 94-95 AFTER School A ctivities Leaders. Must be 18 yrs , enthu­ siastic & self directed. P/t, Train­ ing b eg in s A ug. 14. A p p ly at Tempe YMCA, 7070 S. Rural Rd. H arris L a b o ra to ries P h o en ix Facility is seeking an admissions asst, on an on-call basis to assist us during peak busy periods. Job functions include assist in sched­ u lin g , screen in g and p h y sica l dates for study participants, assist in enrolling eligible participants, & contacting participants for ap­ pointments. W e require a h.s. di­ ploma, excellent communication skills & ability to work hours nec­ essary. $6/hr, please complete ap­ p lication at 4 6 3 9 S. 36th St. Phoenix, AZ 85040, AA/EOE. •FU LL SER V ICE JEW ELERS* Custom Design & Remounts Jewelry & Watch Repair Gold/Diamonds/Silver Pulsar Watches/Pearls Units Available Tenants/lease in place; positive cash flow. P E R S O N A L A T T A C K alarm . For more info about safe, effec­ tive personal security from $30, call 926-3806. ANIM AL HOSPITAL in Chan­ dler needs p/t clean-up, vet. asst., & receptionist. E ves. & wknds. Call for office mgr. 963-2340. ADMISSIONS ASST. C O M M U N IT Y MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE Apartm ent Locators has an on campus pos. avail. Flex hrs. Real Est. lie. req. 992-1300, Ed. 414 S. M ill, Suite 101 Tempe, 968-5967 SQ U A R E Realtors W elcome HELP WANTEDGENERAL MILL AVENUE JEWELERS HAYDEN 940-6026 HELP WANTEDGENERAL N U T R IT IO N MOHAVE COUNTY, ARIZONA Health and Social Services Department is establishing a hiring register for a full time Com munity N utri­ tio n Specialist I for an expanding W IC caseload. Responsibilities include counseling high risk WIC participants and presenta­ tion of nutrition education programs targeted to vari­ ous com m unity groups. T h is position is in K ingm an, A rizona and requires a bachelor's degree in nutrition or a closely related field. Salary: $10.31- $10.94 per hour D O Q . Benefits eligible. Submit completed Mohave County application to: Mohave County Personnel & Risk Management PO Box 7000 Kingman, AZ 86402 (602) 753-0736 TDD # (602) 753-0726 A/EOE AFTER SCHOOL educational in­ structors needed. 6-10 hours per week. $10 per hour noncertified teachers, $12 per hour certified teachers. Areas o f interest: for­ eign language, hands-on science, theater, multi-cultural awareness. Apply in person, Kyrene School D is tr ic t, 8 7 0 0 S . K y ren e Rd. T em pe. M -Th 7:30am -4:30pm . Application requires resume & 3 reference letters. Job closes Au­ gust II. ARE YOU looking for a position that w ill enhance your resume? Just having a college degree isn't alw ays enough. The A SU T ele­ fund is presently hiring’ student representatives. You w ill have a flex. schd. and make $5/hr + bo­ nus. Give us a call at 965-6754. ATTN - $7/HR Tempe business now hiring warehouse/m anufacturers rep /sa les h elp , 3 -7p m , n o ex p n ec. Call Jim, 820-8408. BLUE JEAN position available: Citrus tree grower in Mesa seeks f/t sales/nursery help , depend­ able, customer oriented, ability to w ork a lo n e w /little d irectio n . Horticultural exp pref. Computer exp essential. 830-8000, Green­ field Citrus Nursery. D E L IV E R Y D R IV E R needed. Must have ow n econom ical car. Flex hrs. 1-602-531-7122. DEPENDABLE, M ATURE and caring com panion/personal care attendant for young man with cer­ ebral palsy. 6:30am-8:30am M-F, p.m . hrs after 3 :3 0 M -F . A lso wknds, variable hrs. Pt/Ft in my S. Scotts home, $9.25/hr. 3 re fs req’d. Call between 9am-3:30pm or after 9pm, 994-4590. G E N E R A L M A IN T E N A N C E painting & tiling.Hrs flex. $6.50 to start. M ust h ave trans.T im , 894-0288. 1 P riv a te N u rs e RN , re c e n t g ra d u a te , to liv e - in . P a r a d is e V a lle y . P ro fic ie n cy in English and, ideally, flu e n c y in an A sian la n g u a g e (Korean o r M a n ­ darin preferred). Salary open . Full m edical & dental benefits. Call 951-9030 fo r interview. PAID ADVERTISING INTERNSHIP G e t the experience you need to help secure a great jo b u p o n graduation by interning as an advertising sales represen­ tative fo r the State Press. Requirements: T ru e desire to advance a nd achieve; a reliable vehicle; 13 credit hours o r less; able to give o n e year to internship; able to start next week; people skills. Learn and earn. Call to d a y a n d ask for Jackie Eldridge, 965-6555. T here are ten positions n ow available. All majors en cou rag ed to apply. G o ahead, call. It co u ld be the best th in g you 've ever d o n e fo r y o u r career. G raduate Student N eeded to T each H igh School M ath, S cience and SAT-ACT P reparation ExcellentJob fa r G raduate Student 20 to 30 hours a week teaching small groups o f high school students Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, and SAT and A CT preparation. Applicant needs to be superior in all o f these areas. Please do not call if you are proficient in only one or two o f these disciplines. Necessary for formal interview: Two written references, evidence o f GPA and SAT scores. Must be available from 1 until 9 p.m. two to four days/week, Monday through Thursday. Must be able to work 9 months from September, 1994 through May, 1995. Summer hours possible. Pay ranges from $8-$15/hour, DOE. Very steady hours are guaran­ teed. Located in Scottsdale. Must have reliable transportation. Call 953-3070 Monday through Thursday between 1:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. for an interview. Interviewing during July and August. Selection made by August 30. HELP W A N TED G ENERAL HELP W A NTEDCLERICAL IM M EDIATE O PEN IN G S for: D .E. O perators/10 K ey, R ecep­ tionist-Secretaries, Phone Sales A ssem bly, Warehouse. Top pay and excellent benefits. Call 3813830 for appointment. EOE. Val­ le y S taffin g S erv ices, 3923 S. McClintock #404. CLERK/ RECPT: Entry level, f/t for professional, dependable, out­ g o in g person w ith general office/data entry skills. Ahwatukee. Send resume/salary to: PO Box 51446, Phx, 85076. LAB TECHNICIAN for Tempe p harm aceu tical m anufacturer. Chemistry & Biological sciences background. P /T , hrs fle x ib le. Entry level. Call 9 2 1-2012, ask for Maury. LAWN SERVICE Needs p/t help. $6/hr. 966-3269. M E SSE N G E R S N E E D E D p/t, m oms or afternoons, M-F. Small pick-up & knowledge knowledge o f area helpful. Starts @ $5/hr. 248-7977 lv. msg. MODELS NEEDED Top pay, '95-'96 calendar. For in­ terview s call 502-0210. Ask for Joe. P /T G E N E R A L a s sista n c e to A S U facu lty fam ily. F lex hrs. $6/hr. Refs. 968-9922 lv. msg. P /T , F /T , re ta il fo o d clerk s, am/aftemoon shifts. Apply 2501 E. Camelback, 2-5pm. P E R S O N A L A S S T fo r m ale w heelchair user in Tem pe. P/t, $7/hr, no exp nec. Heavy lifting req. 784-4929; 804-0300 aft 8/5. SPORTS MINDED N ow hiring 6 -8 individuals for immediate emp. $8 guaranteed to start at 15-30 fle x ib le hrs/wk. Call Mike for int, 921-8282. TELEMARKETERS WANTED $7/hr, p/t, M-Th 5:30-8:30. Con­ tact Jonathon Class, 706-0419. ULTIMATE LAW N Care is hir­ ing p/t employees. $5/hr to start. Exp nec; ow n trans req. Early m orn in gs, fle x 2 0 -4 0 hrs M -F (days can vary). C all M arlene, 964-7297 M-F bet 8am-5pm. WANTED: RINK Guards p/t, 812 h rs/w k , $ 4 .2 5 . Ice skating skills req'd. Apply in person Wed l-5 p m , O c ea n sid e Ice A rena, 1520 N. McClintock Dr. MASSAGE THERAPIST Needed for ft/pt petition. Flexible hours, training provided. Coliege students welcome to apply. Call 655-9480. Settin g reservations-resorts. 8 : 3 0 -1 :3 0 /3 :3 0 -9 :0 0 . N ear Fiesta Mall- Unique compen­ sation p ack age. M ust w ork w ell with people. N o selling. 897-1676 • Alison P /T O F FIC E h elp , filin g and phones, Tuesday & Thursday, al­ ternating w eek en d s. C ityw id e Plumbing, 966-9571. R E A L E S T A T E o f f ic e n eed s someone w/WordPerfect & Win­ dows exp. Flex hrs. Tempe loca­ tion. Call 820-6432, John Vinson. HELP W ANTEDF O O D SERVICE AT DOMINO’S Pizza we are hir­ ing inside help to answer phones & learn how to make pizzas, subs & wings. N o exp nec, but helpful. Starting w age up to $5.50/hour DOE. Apply after 1 lam at 903 S. Rural, 968-5555. EOE. BOJO'S NOW hiring experienced counter help & delivery drivers. In terview s h eld W -Th, 8 /3 -4 . Call for appt, 966-8431. C L U C K -U - C H IC K E N R est. N ow hiring D eliv ery D rivers. Earn up to $7-10/h r. A pply in person, 855 S. Rural Rd., Tempe. DOMINO'S PIZZA Come join the excitement with the #1 food d elivery team for the A SU area. With the addition o f subs & hot wings, this Domino's is the #1 campus store in the coun­ try. We need more f/t & p/t driv­ ers to help us safely deliver all these orders. Drivers make $7$10 per hour including m ileage & tips. Safe driving cash bonuses can also be earned. W e are very flexible & can work around your school schedule. Apply in person after 1 lam at 903 S. Rural, Tem­ pe, or call 968-5555. EOE. NANNIES NEEDED! P/T, flex hrs, Scotts & Tempe. $5$6/hr DOE. 813-6956. TEM PE A R E A , p/t aftern oon child care. 3-7, M-F, $6/hr. Refs, req'd. 890-2779. O P P O R T U N I T I il^ C R U ISE S H IP S now h irin g Earn up to $2,000+/month work­ ing on cruise ships or land-tour com panies. W orld travel. Sum­ m er & fu ll-tim e em p lo y m e n t available. N o experience n eces­ sary. For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C5918. TRAVEL A B RO AD and work. Make up to $2,000-$4,000+/m o. teach ing b a sic co n v ersa tio n a l English abroad. Japan, Taiwan, and S. Korea. Many em ployers provide room & board + other benefits. N o teaching background or Asian languages required. For more information call: (206) 6321146 exU 5918. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES STUDENT ENTREPRENEURS WANTED If you have the courage to make this call, It could make you rich. NO SELLING Telephone Research Survey Flex hours available Tues-Fri 2-9:30pm & Sat. 9-5 Start @ $ 6 /h o u r !"" Grand Opening Sp ecial""! 1 1-Month & Uniform | $ 4 0 9 $ I I Higginbotham A ssociates 8 X 9 -7 3 2 6 HELP W A NTEDSALES RETAIL SALES person, 15-25 hrs/wk, Yippie-Ei-O at Arizona Center. Call 495-1048 9am-4pm M-F. Ask for Kathi. $ 1000-51500 Part-Time/Full Time Sales Mkting consumer electronic products. Call 602-870-9531 between 9-12 for appt. BABYSITTER WANTED occa­ sional evenings & weekends. NE Scottsdale area. Own transp., no smoking, references. 451-1600. B A B Y SITTER W A NTED : N o smoking, reliable car, references, CPR certified. Gilbert area. One aftem oon/week, some weekends as needed. 813-0371 or lv msg. C OM PAN ION N EEDED for 2 children ages 9 & 16 while Mom travels for b usiness. M ust like kids and be responsible. M ini­ mum 20 hours per week. $5/hr +. Scottsdale area, must have own trans. 1-800-248-0766. Ask for L eah . L ea v e nam e & p hon e number. RESTAURANTS/ BARS $ 2/P G , $15 resum es. Proofed. L aser. F a st. S am e d a y . D TP. Near ASU. Brian, 967-5987. 24 HOUR turn around. $2/page. P rofessional typing, laser, fax. Walkable/ A SU . Diane 829-1602. RESTAURANTS/ BARS CRAZY CLUCKIN' HAPPY HOUR! FA ST T U R N A R O U N D . Term papers, theses, resum es. M L A / APA, laser, fax. Pat, 897-1741. I everyday^ W ORD PR O C E SSIN G , secre­ tarial services, fax. 28yrs exper. Student discounts. S/W com er, Miller/Chaparral. 994-8145. I f you'd rather spend your time doing som ething besides typing, let an A SU graduate help you make the best impression possible. A PA /M LA expert, laser printer, rush job s no prob­ lem! Theresa • 9241976 HEALTH & FITNESS M Diet Tips W o uld you like to hear some excellent Health/Dlet/ W e ig h t-lo ss Tips th at re ally w ork? C a ll 1 -9 0 0 -4 2 0 3708 ext 116. $2 per min, avg call 4 mins, avg cost $8. M in im u m cost $2, maximum cost $10. Touch-tone phone req. U nder 18 get parent's permission. Cust. Serv., Strauss Comm., Carmel, CA (408) 625-1910. MISCELLANEOUS 3 MIN/ASU, 3 bd, 2 ba t/h, pool, jacuzzi, f/p, new kitchen, patio garden, cvrd prkng, cable/water sv c in cl. $ 8 8 5 /m o w /op tion to buy. 1-602-541-9009:967-0110. MEMORIAL UNION'S SUMMER PROGRAM GRAND FINALE TUESDAY TUNES 75? Drafts Today 11am-2pm MU Programming Lounge Lower Level "NUANCE" Ja zz (Bud & Bud Light) Mon-Thurs: 3-7 p.m. Sat: 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun: 12-9 p.m. FILMS (FREE!) TUESDAY in the MU Cinema JAZZ NIGHT! '8 p.m .-12 a.m. WEDNESDAY IRISH MUSIC! 9 p.m.-1 a.m. • No Cover • THURSDAY 1 0c Wings 7 5 c Drafts (Coors Light, Bud Light) EVERY DAY: 4-9 p.m. Join us for a cool one on our H U G E Mist-Cooled Patio!! 10C WINGERS "Breakfast Club" Aug. 3 • 1 pm ■Rain Man" Aug. 4 • 1 pm "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" Aug. 4 • 7 pm “Aladdin" Aug. 5 • 1 pm E v ery D a y , All D ay! FRIDAY LIVE M U SIC! 9 p.m.-12:30 a.m. • No Cover • FREE DELIVERY 'til 2 a.m. 8 9 4 -2 1 1 2 855 S. 5th St. & Forest • 966-4438 R u ra l R d . (1 blk S. o f Univ. Dr.) HEALTH & FITNESS Exclusive HERPES Dating Service B K Selective Beginnings Exclusive Dating Service for Select Singles with HERPES By a Caring Sympathetic Insider. Discreet & Confidential Limited Time Membership Special! FREE RECORDED MESSAGE (602)834-0071 t n -s p SERVICES SERVICES GRADUATING SOON, NO JOB PROSPECTS, LAID OFF, OR JUST OUT OF WORK? Save yourself time, money and anxiety by using the 1994 E d i t i o n , o f the NATIONALLY R e c o g n i z e d , "How to Get a Job, far Those W ithout Technical Degrees. " Increase your odds o f gening a job by taking advantage o f this resource tool. Thousands have been sold nationally. This guide contains the information in the college courses you never had the chance to take: •4 TheJob Search; who, what, why, when and where. •4 Creating resumes that workfa r you. Interviewing preparation, technique and strategy. Info on 120 o f the best companies to workfa r in US. Use this C U TTIN G EDGE REAL-WORLD INFORM ATION, along with your academic credentials, to write your own ticket for success. Send check or money order for $19.95 plus $3.00 S/H to: Information Super Expressway, Inc. P.O. Box 1994, Dept. AA001, Orem, UT 84059 TUTORS TUTORS ★ EARN BETTER GRADES ★ Noon MU Cinema Leo Buscalia "Loving Relationships* 10c Wings HEALTH & FITNESS I WANT IT NOW! Desktop Publishing: Typing, re­ sum e service, charts & graphs. Near A SU . 966-1984. TODAY'S FREE FILM St«t* Pré« Classifieds 965-6735 I ASU AREA typing, w/p, editing, transcrptn, W ordPerfect, laser. Charts/graphs. 966-2186 anytime FIND IT in the Classifieds! NOW HIRING All Positions Come work for a casual, Aussie theme restaurant, dinners only, serving the finest steaks, seafood and pasta. Applications being taken NOW. HELP W ANTEDC H ILD CARE Try h ea rin g som e e x c e lle n t Stress Relief Tips especial­ ly fo r you! C all 1900-420-3709 ext. 1 39. $2 p er m in, avg call 3 mins, avg cost S6. M in im u m cost $2, maxim um c o s t S 1 0. T o u c h to n e p h o n e req. Under 18 get par­ e n t's p e rm is s io n . Cust. Serv., Strauss C o m m ., C a rm e l, C A (4 0 8 ) 6 2 5 1910. T Y P IN G /W O R D P R O C |S S IN ^ _ _ We Are the Valley's School For •Self Defense «Fitness •Self Awareness 'Self Esteem •Fun! OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE Apply in person Mon. thru Fri. 10:00-6:00 Sat. 10:00-3:00 5605 W. Bell Rd. Glendale (602) 547-3236 S h e a R fiLiel T ip* S T A T PRO C orp .- C om puter (SPSS), statistical analysis, con­ sulting, research help. 837-1999. 903 S. Rural, Suite 10S (Cinnamon Tree Center) 902-0797 A A A - KINKO'S C opy Center m akes the grade! Get reports, resumes, & flyers fast! Color cop­ ies, Macintosh & IBM rental & m uch m ore! O p en 2 4 h ours! Rural & University, 966-2035. W HY TYP E IT YO URSELF? CREDIT CARD Rta4y Dyer's School of Kany-Fa I A Connie Rowley Production No credit or poor credit, w e can help. Minimum savings account $100. Credit line 150% o f sav­ ings account. N o application or processing fees. Free call/info, 1800-229-7691. SPORTS & RECREATION WAIT STAFF, 4-5 shifts/week, wkdays/nights, wknd days/nights, fle x hrs. Fun sports bar. Woodshed II, University/Dobson. BHanna, Kelsey, Nlckl, Cassie, Ashley, Brooke, M ichelle, Lexy, Julie, Lindsay. SERVICES 650-4495 SW ENSENS TEMPE has open­ ings for sandwich cooks & wait s ta ff. A p p ly M -F , 4 -5 p m . Price/Baseline. Now Appearing on Campus Starring: CASINO JOBS- Work at top Ca­ sinos and Hotels in Nevada and Atlantic City. Over 10,000 open­ ings! For com plete guide, send $12.95 to: M&L Research, Dept. #59 1 8 , PO B ox 457 6 0 , Seattle, WA 98145 - 6 0 day money-back guarantee. T Y P IN G /W O R D PRO CESSING APA/MLA EXPERIENCED typin g /w o rd p r o c e ssin g . N eed it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744. "TIGER PRIDE" JOB PRESTIGIOUS VALLEY sports club needs hardworking counter and prep people for our cafe and lounge. Apply in person, Western R eserve C lub, 2 1 4 0 E. Broad­ way, Tempe. WANTED: SNACK bar worker p/t, 8-12 hrs/wk, $4.25. Apply in pers Wed l-5pm . Oceanside Ice Arena, 1520 N. McClintock Dr. I LOVE You Amie, and I'm sor­ ry. W ill you marry m e? L ove, Chris. NANNY/HOUSEKEEPER need­ ed in Lakewood-Ahwatukee area. 10 mo.old boy.Live-in/out. Start­ ing Aug 15, M-F, 7-4:30, room, board, salary. 759-9298. N A T L FRANCHISE new to AZ. F rien d ly, h ard-w orking, great p erso n a lity . D e liv e r y d rivers needed. Call 827-7864. 528 W Broadway. PETE’S 19TH Tee at Rolling Hills Golf Course is accepting applications for wait staff & cooks. Apply in person. Th-F between. 9 - 2 . 1405 N. Mill Ave. PERSONALS HELP W ANTEDC H ILD CARE ■ ($85 value) Expires 8-31-94 j A S U A lu m n i lo o k in g for juniors, seniors, or continuing students for p/t security work. Starting wage based on experi­ en ce. M ust have p hon e and reliable transportation. Hours available 24-hr basis including weekends. One location 2 miles from campus. Cali 961-1161 ext. 394, ask for Greg Claus, 7am -5pm , M-F or leave mes­ sage at 420-1193 anytime. P a g e 27 Tuesday, August 2, 1994 S tate P ress <3iX4> Sponsored by MUAB, A SU Public Events and Summer Sessions. in Math • Physics • Chemistry Biology • English • French Spanish • Russian • And More! Call MIRACLE TUTORING® 414 S. Mill Ave. #206, Tempe $6-12/hr 9 6 7 -1 2 3 6 We offer the BEST in private & group tutoring! Y our H I n d iv id u a l oroscope F rances D rake For Tuesday, A ugust 2 ,1 9 9 4 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) M a tte r s in c o n n e c t io n w ith fr ie n d s h ip s are im p o r ta n t to d a y . Y o u m ay d e c id e n o w w hether o r not to jo in a club. Helpful business advice com es from an unexpected quarter. TAURUS (Apr. 2 0 to M ay 20) A business trip m ay be n eces­ sary for som e o f you. It’s a day o f p o s itiv e e n d in g s and n ew b e g in n in g s in y o u r ca r e e r . T o d a y ’ s d e v e lo p m e n t s are indeed promising! GEM INI (M ay 21 to June 20) P lans for a w eek en d Vacation trip fall in to p la ce now . Som e o f y o u w ill s ig n up f o r a co u rse, w o rk sh o p or sem in ar today. N ew co m es from an in­ law. C ANCER (June 21 to July 22) It’s a good day for dealing with property in terests and fa m ily con cern s. Partners m ake d e c i­ sion s now involving the use o f join t funds. Shopping is a plus. LEO (July 23 to A ug. 22) Partnership interests are high­ lig h t e d t o d a y . Y o u m a y be m aking plans now to g o away so m ew h ere togeth er. T o d a y ’s relationship d ev elo p m en ts are heart warming. VIRGO (A ug. 2 3 to Sept. 22) It’s a g ood day to take the chil­ d ren s h o p p in g . O n th e j o b , y o u ’ll m eet w ith re co g n itio n and n ew o p p o rtu n ities to g et ahead. F in a n cia l m atters turn for the better. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Y o u ’re determ ined now to get m o re fu n o u t o f lif e . T o d a y favors dating and recreational interests. Y ou ’ll also be pleased a b o u t a d e v e lo p m e n t in a ch ild ’s life. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to N o v . 21) Shoppers m ay find som eth in g s p e c ia l f o r th e h o m e to d a y . Y ou may lend your support to a humanitarian concern. O ut-ofto w n q u e sts m ay b e arriving soon. SAG ITTARIUS (N o v . 22 to D ec. 21) Y ou may be shopping by mail order catalogue today. A lovely invitation co m es from a friend. Y ou com m u n icative sk ills are happily accented now. CAPRICORN (D ec. 22 to Jan. 19) It m a y b e tim e to g e t th o se it e m s you r e a lly n eed. R e p le n is h th e c u p b o a r d s . P o sitiv e career d ev elo p m en ts t o d a y g iv e y o u m u ch to be happy about. A Q U A R IU S (Jan. 2 0 to Feb. 18) T h e f o c u s is o n y o u to d a y . W hat you p erso n a lly want o f out life is an important concern n o w . G ood n ew s c o m e s from an adviser. Travel prospects are grand. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) It’s a low key day but a fulfill­ ing one. Y ou ’ll be d oing som e­ thing nice for a person in need. T o d a y ’s m on ey developm ents are positive. A friend confides in you. Y O U BO R N T O D A Y are sen­ sitive, im aginative, and cooper­ ative, yet y o u ’re a lso indepen­ d en t. Y o u ’re at h o m e in cre­ a tiv e areas and are esp ecia lly d raw n to d a n c e , art, a c tin g , writing, and m usic. Y ou have a strong need for both financial and e m o tio n a l s ecu rity . Y ou are good at bringing out the tal­ ents o f others and w ould make a fin e teacher. Y o u ’re at your b e s t w h en y o u d o y o u r o w n thing. Birthdate of: M y m a Loy, actress; James B aldw in, writer; and Ike W illiam s, boxer. ©1994 by King Features Syndicate, Inc. Tuesday, August 2, 1994 State P ress ASU COMMUNITY APPRECIATION W EEK TODAY, TUESDAY, AUGUST 2nd thru FRIDAY, AUGUST 5th Dr. O'Neal appreciates the opportunity to help the people of the ASU community and wants to thank everyone for their support, dedication and trust. He'd like to show his appreciation by offering a free spinal examination with x-rays during ASU Community Appreciation Week. So if you are experiencing pain, have any of the symptoms listed below or you would just like to get a check-up, call today for an appointment, Dr. O'Neal would like the chance to help. FREE S P IN A L E X A M IN A T IO N ($150 Value) IN C L U D IN G X -R A Y Includes an orthopedic test, neurological test, spinal alignment check, examination for restricted or excess motion in the spine, x-ray and private consultation to discuss the results. Do You Have Any of These Symptoms? Headaches Shoulder Pain Arthritis Low Back Pain Dizziness Pain Down Legs Muscle Spasms Tight Muscles Hip Pain Aching Feet Sore Elbows Neck Pain Indigestion Numb Hands Constipation Do You Understand the Damaging Effects of Subluxation? ■ Only D am aged Tissue Gives You Symptoms. ■ You Can Build Disease W ithout Knowing It. Brain Stem Control Center C l . C2 (Atlas-Axis) Healthy Nerve spinal structure. Pinched Nerve = Subluxation = Disease = Symptoms spinal structure. CALL TODAY FOR APPOINTMENT Personal Injury, Workman's Compensation, Insurance, Credit Cards, _____________ Personal Checks and Cash Accepted____________ _ • NEAL CHIROPRACTIC Dr. Richard L. O'Neal, Palmer Graduate l a k e c o u n t r y v il la g e 4 9 1 -1 2 4 2 Our office is designed to keep waiting to an absolute minimum! For your convenience, call 8:30am - 6:45pm Mon.-Fri. for appointm ent. Celebrating 14 Years In Practice 1070 E. Baseline Rd., Tempe Team Physician Sport and Fitness Council World Olympic Chiropractic Committee