©Copyright, S ta te Press, 1994 Temps, Arizona W ednesday, June 1,1994 An Independent Summer W eekly Vol. 78 No. 67 ALL BARK —A N D — ALL BITE Friends and fam ily o f Charles Barkley say he's becom e a basketball legend sim ply by working hard and telling the truth T ex t B y J ake B atsell P h o t o s by B rian F itzgerald s multi-colored spotlights danced swiftly through the vast darkness and music blared at deafening decibel levels, Charles Barkley sat patiently at the end of the Phoenix Suns' bench. The elaborate pre-game Introduction routine, by now a mere ritual for Barkley and his teammates, was about to reach its usual culmination — the grand entrance of Sir Charles onto the court. The crowd of 19,023 — a sellout, as every Suns game has been since Barkley arrived in Phoenix — clapped in synchronized fashion as the America West Arena public address announcer introduced the first four members of the home team's starting lineup. The announcer paused slightly. "And at forward, from Auburn, number 34 ... Charrrrles BARKleeeeeeeeeeey!" As Barkley rose from his seat and jogged casually toward his team­ mates, the fans cheered wildly for professional basketball's most celebrated and candid performer. Within seconds, the lights came back on, casting a modest glimmer off ■ T urn to Barkley, page ► Cyber-Romance—David Strow, takes a look at lovers finding lovers on the internet. This is the latest twist in singles scene. Page 3. ^ W eekly Weather Outlook Mostly sunny with a few high clouds. Highs in the low 100s, lows in the 70s. The movies of summer— Evelyn Sheinkopf, previews the summer biggest cinematic attractions. No Jurassic Park this year! Page 9. 4. ff f P Books The geology o f Sedona is explained in W ayne Ranney's Sedona through time:The geology of the red rocks. Page 12 Sthnebly IliU Sedona A SU's Baseball Sun D evils headed fo r the College W o rld Series. A S U Women's G o lf Team takes N C A A N ational Championship Page 19 Where To Find It ............ 2 6 ............ 18 Crossword.................. ............ 25 ...............8 Horoscopes .............. .............27 ............ 22 ............ 19 Sports.......................... ............ 19 •.opr Wednesday, June 1, 1994 Page 2 STATE PRESS C o u r t d is q u a lifie s ASASU p r e s id e n t - e le c t B y D avid Strow State P ress Beleaguered ASASU President Marci Hendrickson has been disqualified by the Elections Council, leaving student government without a president. H en d rick son’s appeal to the ASASU Supreme Court was over­ ruled, but as of press time Friday no decision has been made by the Court on her successor. Hendrickson accused the council of being biased toward political rival Kurt W ilhelm — who she defeated in a runoff last April — and said that she was being held to an unfair standard. “I think that (the council’s) deci­ Hendrickson sion was a mockery to the entire elections system,” she said. “I’m being held to a completely different standard than any other candidate. If Kurt Wilhelm were being held to the standard I’m being held to, he’d be disqualified too.” Hendrickson could not be reached for comment Friday on the failure of her appeal to the Supreme Court. Robert Gresser, a senior business management sys­ tems major, filed four complaints against Hendrickson, claiming she had improperly reported the fair market value of several items used in her campaign. The total adjusted value of the disputed items was set at $87.84 by the council, putting her total campaign expenditures at $623.81. Since the spending limit is $600, Hendrickson was assessed a 20-point penalty and forced to forfeit the election. Gresser had mounted an unsuccessful campaign for Business College senator. He began his investigation after discovering that Hendrickson had claimed to pay less for wood supplies than he did, despite the fact that both shopped at the same store, and she purchased more wood. Hendrickson claimed in her response to this’com­ plaint that the wood was warped, therefore was priced more cheaply. “I felt that the students of ASU have basically been had (by Hendrickson),” Gresser said. “I’m upset that somebody would violate the rules of the election ... I just don’t feel that the students of ASU deserve that. “If it had been Wilhelm who had violated the rules, I would have filed against him as well. My motivation is that I want people who are going to be honest and truth­ ful to the people they represent, that are going to pro­ vide leadership by example.” Wilhelm, last year’s campus activities vice-presi­ dent, took on Hendrickson in a combative run-off cam­ paign. Hendrickson defeated Wilhelm in that election 920 votes to 632. Gresser said he also looked into the campaign spend­ ing of Wilhelm. “But I didn’t find anything there that looked funny to me,” he said. ASASU Executive Vice President Alan Frost is serving as acting president while the ASASU Supreme Court deliberates. With Hendrickson out of office, there are two possi­ ble successors: • Wilhelm, as the second-highest vote getter, could be declared the winner of the election; • Frost, who would become president by order of suc­ cession if the Court declared the office vacant. Gresser said that either of the two options would be fine with him. “I d o n ’t have too many concerns about Kurt (Wilhelm), and Alan (Frost) is a very good guy. I voted for him, and I supported him,” he said. “I don’t see a problem with either one of them, because they both seem to have the right kind of focus. “They both seem to be take-charge kinds of leaders.” However, Gresser said he felt that Wilhelm would be ASASU next president. “I’m confident that Kurt’s going to get it (the presi­ dency),” he said. “In fact, I’m going to file a amicus curiae (friend of the court) brief on his behalf.” There is no timetable for the Court’s decision, Frost said. “It’s a totally closed session, so we’re in the dark on this. We don’t know what’s going to happen,” Frost said ‘They’re on their own. They just interpret tire bylaws— it’s not their job to decide who is the better person.” Regents “flog” UofA and NAU while ASU dodges lashing FLAGSTAFF (AP) — Arizona’s three universities got a pat on the back from the Board o f R egents for m inority recruiting efforts, but two of the schools got a rap on the knuckles for failing to do their homework in another area. UofA P resident M anuel Pacheco called it “ a public flogging.” NAU President Clara Lovett just apologized. ASU and the others were to have pro­ vided standards by which they could measure whether they were improving the quality of undergraduate education as the regents told them to do after learning that relatively little of their teachers’ time was spent in the classroom. ASU turned in its papers and got another pat at the regents meeting May 26 and May 27. ‘‘I find the other two very disappoint­ ing,” Regent Andy Hurwitz said Friday as the board wound it a two-day meeting. ‘‘The public is going to demand some kind of measurable criteria.” ‘‘I think this is another form of pas­ sive resistance,” regent Art Chapa said. In another area, however, the schools said they have exceeded minority recruit­ ment goals set in 1988 but that it will be increasingly difficult to draw minority students in the future because admission standards have become tougher and the pool of potential students is shrinking. The schools added nearly 17,400 minority students during the 1988-93 period, about 500 above the goal. The regents accepted ASU’s report on its quality improvement initiatives and told the other two universities that they have until September to come up with something comparable. The schools had argued that simply increasing faculty class workloads would be a simplistic response. We should be judged by the overall job we’re doing, the schools had said. Then come up with overall bench­ marks, the regents told them. They also said tougher adm ission standards recently approved by the regents, including greater requirements for credits in math and science, will make finding qualified minorities more difficult. Regent Eddie Basha said the emphasis should be on helping students meet high stan­ dards, not on relaxing standards to allow more students into the universities. In other action Friday, the regents elected Chapa president, Basha presi­ dent-elect, Rudy Campbell treasurer, John Munger secretary, Judy Gignac assistant secretary and David Tung assis­ tant treasurer. State Press Page 3 Wednesday, June 1,1994 p la c e s Ohio. “It is hard loving a person so much Love was the last thing on “Kyle’” s and being so far away from each other,” m ind when he logged onto Am erica she said. “But if it is really love, then it Online for the first time last May. works out. Trust me on this one.” Kyle, an xx-year-old ASU student There are a number of meeting places who asked that his real name not be for those looking for romance over the used, met “Purrfect” over an America computer, including: Online “chat line.” Shortly afterwards, • Bulletin boards, which are computer he had sex with her at her Phoenix home. sites accessible over phone lines where “I was a ‘cy ber-virgin,’” he said. users can post messages about special­ “This came completely out of the blue. ized subjects. There are at least a dozen It was a total fantasy.” devoted to people K y le’s case is hardly unique. looking for others, Thousands of people are finding friend­ ranging from the ship, love and romance in the electronic friendship-oriented world of “cyberspace” — the often-used soc.penpals to the term for computer networks. And unlike e x p l i c i t traditional love affairs, physical appear­ alt.sex.wanted and ance plays very little role in the chase. alt.polyamoiy. “This is a mental thing,” Kyle said. “They’re really “It’s not how good-looking you are. It’s adam ant in how quick and sharp you are, how good a l t . p o l y a m o r y you are at mind games.” about how multiple Yajaira Santana, a sophomore psy­ lovers is the way to chology m ajo r at the U niversity o f go,” Kyle said. Pennsylvania, agreed. She has been • Chat lines, which are real-time mes­ involved in a cyber-romance for seven sage sites. Messages entered by a user m onths, y et she has only met her are seen immediately by all other users boyfriend once. logged onto the site. Typically, each site “He is a really nice guy, and I am vul­ has a number of “channels,” each devot­ nerable to nice guys,” she said. “I fall ed to a particular subject or theme. for them very easily. I didn’t even know C hat lines are not supported by what he looked like. ASU’s Internet access system. Most “He isn’t the cutest of all guys, but by users access the chat lines supported by the time I got his picture I was already one of the popular commercial comput­ madly in love with him, so I thought he er-network systems such as Prodigy, was the cutest guy yet bom.” America Online or CompuServe. These Santana and her boyfriend cannot get systems charge an hourly fee for the ser­ together on weekends like most couples. vice. She lives in Pennsylvania, while he is in B y D avid Strow State P ress • E-mail lists (electronic-mail), which users with similar interest subscribe to. Posts sent to the list are e-m ailed to every subscriber to the'list. There is usu­ ally no charge to subscribe. Although several bulletin boards, chat lines and e-mail lists are devoted to those actively seeking rom ance, such as alt.personals, many networkers find love without expecting it. Such was the case of Brian Baumann, an optical engineering graduate student at the U of A. He found his future g irlfrien d on a yachting e-mail list he subscribes to. “It was January and pretty slow, because no one sails th en ,” B uam ann said. “So people started writing in, intro­ ducing themselves. She w rote in, describing herself as a struggling optical engineer, which is pretty much my situa­ tion as well. I initially thought that we could help each other. “I wasn’t looking for romance from her when I responded to her note. I was definitely open to the idea of romance, but wasn’t doing much about it then.” Relationships over the computer are not always free of pitfalls. Dishonesty remains a problem, and misleading posts are scattered throughout many bulletin boards. Some users even portray them­ selves as members of the opposite sex. Prodigy gives the following tips to those interested in cyber-romance: • Be honest. • Be yourself. • Be wary about someone who sounds too good to be true; he or she probably is. • Don’t get hufig up describing your physical appearance; others will see you as shallow. • Leave room to be just friends. • Write the way you think. • Be aware that on-line romance often leads to long distance trips and phone calls. “M aking the tran sitio n from cyberspace to real life is not easy, and it’s easy to be disappointed or angry if you let your feelin g s out o f h an d ,” Baumann said. “In cyberspace, you’re frequently operating without much feed­ back. You don’t have facial expressions, (vocal) intonations, or body language to guide you, so it’s easy for one’s emo­ tions to go to one extreme or the other.” Baumann, who is in the fifth month of his cyberspace-initiated romance, said that cyberspace is a great place to meet people, provided that you are aware of the special circumstances of a long-dis­ tance relationship. “It’s not a bad way to go, but it’s defi­ nitely not for everybody,” he said. “It depends on what you expect. If you’re looking for something long-lasting, then cyberspace would work for relatively few people. “If you’re looking for a good time, whatever that means, then the appeal of it is much broader.” State Press Wednesday, June 1,1994 Page 4 B a rk ley . C ontinued from page 1. “Charles made it against all odds. He was not the chosen one, as we say...He would have liked to have been out at dances, dating, all these things, but he gave up all these things to work hard at what he wanted.” r$HJ'kh > «)/> ■*»aff one for Uw r e u mi A u t a n t lilt p a ra d e m a r c h e s o n — C h a rc e y G lenn, C h a rle s B arkley's m o th e r Charcey Glenn, Charles Barkley's mother, holds up a copy of The Birmingham News sports section in front of her mother's house in Leeds, Ala. The paper's top headline described Barkley's record-setting 56-point performance the previous night against Golden State. In the background are Johnnie Mickens, Barkley's grandmother, and Barkley's brother, John. Barkley’s smooth, bald head. He tore off his warm-up outfit — revealing a frame that appears stockier than his listed 6foot-6, 252-pound dimensions — and situated himself at cen­ ter court in anticipation of the opening tip. With the shrill tweet of a referee’s whistle, another fourquarter episode in the life of Charles Barkley began. Glory trail began in sleepy Leeds Leeds, Ala., is a friendly, sleepy and distinctly Southern community of 10,000 people. The town 20 miles east of Birmingham produced Charles Barkley, and, despite his $10 million annual earnings, it is the town where his family still chooses to reside. It also is the place where Barkley says he wants to die. Ask people in Leeds where Barkley’s "Granny” lives, and they’ll point the way. It is the comer house where two head­ strong women raised young Charles. A front porch greets all visitors. Inside, it is a spacious but unpretentious house cluttered with family pictures, many of Charles himself. Charles, wearing his graduation gown. Charles, equipped in equestrian gear while shooting a com­ mercial. Charles, throwing a forceful dunk down the throats of his opponents. A 4-foot-tall brick and wrought-iron fence surrounds the large house, which has grown with Barkley’s basketball career. Johnnie Mickens, known as “Granny” to her family, remembers the day when that fence was made of chain links and Charles would jump over it tirelessly to make his legs stronger. "He used to just stand upside (the fence) — I guess he was about 10 or 12 — and he would just jump back and forth over it,” said Mickens, who teamed with her daughter, Charcey Glenn, to raise Charles and his two brothers, Darryl and John. “I was kind of scared that he was going to catch himself. And I used to get at him about it, because, I mean, he’d go for 10 or 15 minutes, he’d just go over and back and forth. “1 said, ‘Son, don’t do that. I’ll never be a great-granny.’ He wouldn’t pay me no attention until he got tired. He was building his legs then, but 1 didn’t realize that. I was just afraid that he was going to hurt himself.” Frank Barkley left home when Charles was 1, leaving Glenn and Mickens to raise his son. Charles didn’t see his father again until he was 9, and their relationship since has been sporadic and stormy. Frank now lives in Los Angeles. Billy Coupland, shown here in Leeds High School's Jerry N. Oxford Gymnasium, was Charles Barkley's high school coach. Coupland said Barkley “wasn't really outatanding” as a freshman or sophomore, but his work ethic trans­ formed him into a prime college prospect by the time he was a senior. In interviews, Barkley has credited his mother and grand­ ment to his studies while in college. Still, Coupland said Barkley’s success in basketball makes mother for rearing him in an environment that stressed firm­ ness, discipline and one common credo — always tell the Leeds residents “stick out their chests” with pride. In Outrageous!, one chapter begins, “I always thought I’d truth. "My mother and grandmother are my heroes,” Barkley live and die in Leeds.” Barkley said he still intends for the latter part of the state­ said recently as he sat in front of his cubicle in the Suns’ lock­ er room. “(Not having a father in the home) really didn’t ment to be true. “I’m gonna still do that,” he said. affect me that much, because you only worry about what you have there. My mother and grandmother did such a great job — two strong women. I almost felt like 1 did have a father at Flam boyance part o f B arkley’s game home because they were so disciplined.” Up until the midway point of the second quarter, it had Glenn said many of the values that come naturally to her been an off-night for Barkley — by his standards. But he family have gotten Charles into hot water with the public and quickly resumed his role as the game’s foremost entertainer. media. After receiving a pass at the top of the key, Barkley skill­ “Most of the values that my mother instilled in me I tried fully darted between two New Jersey Net defenders and glid­ to instill in my children ... to be a strong person, to go for ed for an unmolested lay-up. what you want, to be able to express yourself and tell people Moments later, he launched a shot from just inside threehow you feel,” she said. “This is one of the things that has point range near the Nets’ bench. After the ball successfully shown with Charles, because h e’s very outspoken. He found the bottom of the net, Barkley turned around and believes in telling you how he feels. offered a playful gesture to Nets Coach Chuck Daly. “Many people call him controversial, but I don’t think it’s a matter of being controversial. It’s just emphasizing what he was taught — to speak up for yourself and let people know how you feel.” Mickens added: “I was brought up to tell the truth, and I R eg u la r seaso n tried to instill in them to tell the truth. Sometimes if you do FG Pet. tell the truth, you might oughta kept your mouth shut, but it’s Games just a part of you and it automatically comes out.” .562 751 Barkley, evidently taking full notice of the lessons handed PtsVavg RebJavg. down by his mother and granny, never has shied away from 8734/11.6 17530/23.3 expressing himself. He’s made the media’s all-interview team every year he’s been in the league, and he has a reputation among journalists as being professional sports' Quote King. P la yo ffs A few of Sir Charles’ more outrageous quotations from FG Pet. Games over the years have included: .529 85 • “I don’t listen to the refs. I don’t listen to anyone who Reb./avg. PtsJavg makes less money than I do.” • “I have one basic rule: I treat the person how they treat 1126/13.2 2058/24.2 me, whether that’s good or bad. I’m a nice guy but I don’t mind being a jerk.” • “If the only qualification for being a role model is that you have to be able to dunk a basketball, then I know millions Daly was hardly taken aback by Barkley’s antics. He of people who could become role models. That’s not enough. became familiar with Sir Charles’ trademark charisma while Hell, I know drug dealers who can dunk. So, can drug dealers serving as coach of the famed “Dream Team” at the 1992 be role models, too?” Olympics in Barcelona, Spain. Billy Coupland, Barkley’s high school coach, said Barkley While the Dream Team included Michael Jordan, Larry had a quieter personality when he played at Leeds High Bird and Magic Johnson, it was Barkley who led the team in School from 1977-1981. Coupland said Barkley was not scoring and flamboyance, all in front of a worldwide audi­ anointed as the outspoken Sir Charles until a few years later, ence. after he enrolled at Auburn University. For Barkley, the team’s gold medal-winning effort was “I think (he became) Sir Charles at Auburn, with a reporter only the beginning of a whirlwind year of success. there after every game wanting his opinion,” he said. After being traded to Phoenix from the Philadelphia 76ers, Coupland said Barkley “wasn’t really outstanding” his Barkley led the Suns to the NBA’s best record in 1992-93 and freshman and sophomore years — in fact, he didn’t =even was named that season’s Most Valuable Player. His last-sec­ make the varsity team. But Coupland said it was Barkley’s ond shot over San Antonio Spurs 7-footer David Robinson hard work that earned him a spot on the varsity squad his sent the Suns to the Western Conference Finals, where they junior season. outlasted the Seattle Supersonics to reach the NBA Finals for “He improved a lot; he always worked hard,” Coupland only the second time in 25 years. said. “He was quiet, he was outgoing. Sometimes he may At the same time, Barkley was rivaled only by Jordan as have wanted to horseplay — he still enjoyed himself — but the most prevalent commercial presence on the planet. He he wasn’t as flamboyant as he is now.” took on Godzilla in one commercial, sang opera in another. Barkley’s work ethic on the court did not extend to the On Saturday Night Live during the off-season, he discarded classroom, however. His graduation from Leeds High was another Jurassic foe — Barney the Dinosaur. delayed because he failed a class. In his autobiography, Throughout the past season — which ended last month Outrageous!, Barkley devotes several pages to his academic after the Suns lost Game 7 of the Western Conference semifi­ performance at Auburn, admitting he didn’t make a commit­ nals to the Houston Rockets — Barkley gave sporadic indica- NBA Statistics for Barkley S tate P ress Page£ Wednesday, June 1, 1994 has always felt like he was a father figure." Father figure, maybe. But, as documented in the media and several commercials, Barkley has made it clear that he does not regard himself as a role model. Parents deserve that dis­ tinction, he has said. Barkley may scoff at the role model label, but Mayor Maxey said it’s inevitable that kids will look up to Sir Charles. “I think Charles has been a role model just by saying he’s not a role model, because he puts the emphasis where it should be,” Maxey said. “He doesn’t want to see people com­ ing around with stars in their eyes where they think anybody can do that.” Preach as he may, Barkley is still idolized by most young basketball fans. Just ask 11-year-old Kelly Kimsey, who lives in Leeds. She said her brother Kyle, 12, wants to follow in Barkley’s footsteps. “H e’s always dreamed that he might be someone like Charles Barkley,” Kelly said. “He lives in Leeds, and he's thinking, ’Maybe I’ll be the next Charles Barkley or some­ thing.’ He’s real fired up — he practices every day.” Barkley said he hopes the children of Leeds take his mes­ sage seriously, “I think it’s important they look at their parents, because I’m the only professional athlete who’s ever come out of (Leeds),” he said. “To use me as the only role model would be unfair to the policemen, teachers, things like that.” Guthrie said Barkley has managed to keep basketball in perspective throughout his career. “Charles has fun,” he said. “He has illustrated that basket­ ball is not a life-or-death situation. It’s a game that you play for fun, and try to treat it that way and enjoy it.” Johnnie Mickens (left), Charles Barkley's grandmother, and her daughter, Charcey Glenn (background), teamed to raise young Charles and his two brothers, Darryl and John. One common credo was steaddfastly present in the household: Always tell the truth. tions that he was contemplating retirement. Recurrent spasms in his ailing back caused him to collapse in pre-season train­ ing camp and made basketball much harder for him to endure. “We have discussed it, and we all agree that if he has to have back surgery to continue playing basketball, then it’s not worth it,” Glenn said. “ If he never bounces another basket­ ball. all I can say is I love him and I’m proud of him. It’s been a hell of a ride. “He’s carried his family with him, we’ve enjoyed all the camaraderie of his 10 years (in the NBA). If he decided to retire today, we would be completely satisfied.” How w ould a retired Barkley spend his free time? He would probably spend a great deal o f it on the golf course. But he also has said he’d consider running for gov­ ernor of Alabama. "He has as much to offer as the next person," Glenn said. "One thing's for sure — he doesn’t owe any special inter­ est groups anything, so he starts from scratch. I think he could have a lot to offer for the state of Alabama." Leeds Mayor Lynn Maxey said Barkley could serve well as governor, but there may be B a rk le y's Leeds High School je rs e y has been areas where his stubborn per­ retired by the school and is sonality could cause him some displayed in its gym. grief in the political arena. "Some of his attributes could also be things that make him hard to deal with ... the Legislature, some of that,” Maxey said. “I think he’d make a good governor. He may have trou­ ble with some of the things that you have to go through ... compromise, some of those things.” Barkley agreed there could be some problems. “I probably would have trouble compromising,” he said. Michael Jordan, Barkley’s close friend who is now playing baseball for the Birmingham Barons, said he’s intrigued by the idea of Barkley as Alabama’s governor. “I ’ll tell you one thing — he’d speak his mind,” said Jordan, who has a purple-and-orange “Barkley for Gov.” bumper sticker affixed to his minor league baseball locker. “People would either love him or they’d hate him. I think he’d be all right. He'd be fair, because he’s a fair person.” Could Barkley compromise as’Wpolitician? “Charles can compromise,” Jordan said, grinning. “He compromised — he’s married.” A tem per th at’s tough to tame The third quarter provided a glimpse into another of Barkley’s trademark characteristics — his temper. While battling for position under the Suns’ basket, a per­ sistent Nets defender paid the price for hounding Sir Charles. Barkley delivered a forceful shove to his opponent, sending him reeling backwards. “If a guy’s on me, I’m getting him off me,” Barkley later explained. "It’s that simple.” The referee quickly slapped Barkley with a technical foul, prompting the crowd to launch into a tirade of boos — even though Barkley clearly was the perpetrator in the conflict. The Suns’ star emphatically pleaded his case to the referee as the victim calmly sunk both free throws. On the Suns’ next offensive possession, the ball found its way into Barkley’s hands near the free throw line. He confi­ dently lofted a jump shot over the Nets’ 6-foot-10 Derrick Coleman. Swish. He was vindicated. Friends and family describe Barkley as an individual who lives a dichotomous lifestyle: the on-the-court Charles, and the off-the-court Charles. On the hardwood, it’s impossible to find a fiercer competi­ tor. “He’s a very emotional player. He does things that later he may regret, like the spitting incident,” said Coupland, refer­ ring to the March 1991 episode when an irate Barkley spat in the direction of a heckling fan and instead hit a little girl. At a game in New York during the 1992-93 season, Barkley hopped over the scorer’s table and chased after a ref­ eree. Such antics have earned him fines and suspensions rivaled by few players in NBA history. Coupland, however, said Barkley’s sometimes volatile level of emotion gives him an edge over other players. “He’s so emotional, it really contributes a lot to his play,” he said. Barkley, who is listed as 6-foot-6 but is actually closer to 6-foot-4. often has been matched against much taller players. But rarely has he been outplayed or outrebounded by a bigger opponent. “Charles made it against all odds,” Glenn said. “He was not the chosen one, as we say. There were other young men that were taller than he was that many people thought might be what Charles is today. They were good players, but they were not willing to work hard to make sacrifices. “He had to give up things that young men at his age would have liked. He would have liked to have been out at dances, dating and all these things, but he gave up all these things to work hard at what he wanted.” Suns forward A.C. Green described teammate Barkley as a “confused pussycat” who “brings a sense of competitiveness that helps everyone step up to his level.” “He’s all right,” said Green, an active Christian. “I just want to wash his mouth out with soap at times.” Glenn Guthrie of Birmingham, Barkley’s business manag­ er and friend of 14 years, said he has no doubt where Charles’ aggressive mindset comes from. “I think Charles got his mental toughness and outspoken­ ness from his grandmother more than anyone else,” Guthrie said. Mickens agreed with Guthrie’s assessment. “He has a lot of my ways,” she said. “I am not easy-going at all. Charles is a good person, and I’m a good person too. But if you rub me the wrong way, I can be real arrogant.” People close to Barkley say he is considerably tamer away from the court. "He’s the exact opposite of what he is on the court,” said his wife, Maureen, adding that Charles spends most of his free time at home in Phoenix with th e ir 4 -y ear-o ld daughter, Christiana. “H e’s really got her wrapped around his finger,” she said. “He doesn’t get a lot of time to spend with her, but when he does, he m akes it count. He’s nothing like he is on the court. Nothing at all.” G lenn said sh e’s seen a transformation in Barkley since Christiana was bom. “ F atherhood changed Charles,” she said. “I think one of the motivating factors in the change that has made him try to be the best father that he can be is, in fact, that he was raised without his father,” she said. “And that has been a great im pact on him as far as his daughter is concerned. Because you’ll hear him say many times that she is the most important thing in his life. "The most interesting thing to me is the compassion and love he has for children. He has always had it. I think he ‘I ju st try to be m yself’ In the victorious post-game locker room atmosphere, the usual media horde surrounded Barkley’s locker, which is dec­ orated by an ensemble of photographs of his daughter. Quotes from Ralph Waldo Emerson and Theodore Roosevelt hang from the locker’s top shelf, the latter appropriately reading: “It’s not the critic who counts ... It’s not the man who points out how the strong man has stumbled.” Barkley emerged from the shower, grabbed two cans of beer from the refrigerator and sat down to face the lights. “I had fun out there tonight,” he said. He was handed a statistics sheet, which revealed that he scored a below-average 13 points but still gathered 15 rebounds and dished out eight assists. “I take what they give me,” he explained. “They were dou­ bling me. so I tried to find the open guy. Don’t try and force it; just take what they give you." The interview session took a brief hiatus during a surprise visit from Nets forward Rick Mahorn, Barkley’s sidekick when they both played for the Philadelphia 76ers. “Hold up,” Mahorn said, glancing inside Barkley’s locker. “Look what yo u 're wearing. What are these ... Herman Munster shoes?” Mahorn pointed to a pair of black size 16s. “Those are Dr. Martens," Barkley countered, smirking. “It’s a fashion statement.” “Yeah, one you don’t have," quipped Mahorn. A fter M ahorn’s cameo appearance, a reporter asked Barkley if he felt at all slighted by the fact that he makes less money than the opponent he’d just outplayed — Derrick Coleman. “I make $10 million a year," Barkley responded. “If you live to be 100, you’ll never make as much money as I do in a year. I’m happy with where I’m at. I’m just trying to get my little egg, or nest of ’em.” Then came the one-liner: “I’m struggling to make ends meet.” His response elicited chuckles from the media crowd. The man has the demeanor of a modern-day Muhammad Ali. In a world where conformity is often the prerequisite for success, Charles Barkley has become an icon by remaining exactly who he is. “I don’t compare myself to other people,” he said. "I just try to be myself.” ”I'll tell you one thing—he'd speak his mind. People would either love him or they’d hate him.’’ — M ichael Jordan, on w hether his close friend C harles Barkley would m ake a good governor. 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Kika becomes disgusted with them both. Although she has been breezy and cheerful throughout the movie, she needs these men even less than they need her, so she leaves them. This movie has plenty of graphic sex in it, but it serves as a good foil to bring out the quirks (mental as well as sexual) of each of the characters. The violence, while discomforting, at least has the virtue of being completely unglamorous. The corpses smell. People are disgusted by the sight of the dead. Yet uniting all of these uncomfortable moments is Kika’s desperate sense of humor — the very real humor of a person who has to deal with these horrible situa­ tions and still get on with life. Next to Ozzle's Warehouse In The Arches Shopping Center J, THE S S tate P ress Wednesday, June 1, 1994 Page 8 OLD TOWN TEMPE 4th St. & Mill 966-3848 Phoenix Toll Free 1(602) 861-2220 1(800)841-4736 For Faculty and Staff Only Page 9 Wednesday, June 1, 1994 State P ress Party scene from Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. Summer movies better than last years L e ss s e n s a tio n a lis m but g o o d w r itin g , d ir e c tio n Evelyn S heinkopf State P ress THURSDAY 7 -1Ip m - 2 5 $ d ra fts , 8 2 .0 0 m o n s te rs & te a s ON t h e pa t io ~ Housewreckers 4 fto - 7 p H C O M P L IM E N T A R Y FO O D B U FFET ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ 4 p - J U ON < THE PATIO M O R N IN G S T A R 2 FOR 1 S 3 oc’ PITCHERS OF BEER $ 6 oc’ PITCHERS OF TEAS SATURDAY 7~llpm l°O weJl wine This may not be the summer of “Star Wars” or “Jurassic Park,” but Hollywood is giving some good reasons to sit in the dark for two hours at a time. According to hom e-grown movie m ogul Dan H arkins, the q uality of movies released this summer will equal or be superior to last year’s. “This year we’ll see less sensational­ ism, less special effects,” he said. “The movies will be more reliant on good sto­ ries, good direction and good writing. “I just talked to a high executive at Param ount who w ants to rem ain unnamed, and he said that Clear and Present Danger will be 50 percent better than The Hunt fo r Red October. It’s going to be one of the best movies.” The blockbusters out this summer are, for the most part, represent four main genres and of the thrillers, Clear and P resent D anger from Param ount Pictures is likely to be the most success­ ful. The third film to be adapted from the Tom Clancy bestsellers, the movie fea­ tures Harisson Ford as the Jack Ryan character. Producers Mace Nefeuld and R obert Rehme, and director P hillip Noyce, worked on The Hunt fo r Red October, the first in the series. In this movie, Ryan is the deputy director of the CIA, tracking down a connection between a Colombian drug cartel and a wealthy presidential backer, who happens to be a friend. The talented cast, including Anne Archer, W illem Dafoe and James Earl Jones, make this movie one of summer’s most promising artistic prospects as well. Unfortunately, the movie won’t be out until Aug. 5. Other action adventure flicks for the summer are: The Client, a law thriller based on a John Grisham novel; Speed, a bomb-scare action picture with Keanu R eeves and D ennis H opper; Blow n A w ay, another bom b-bit with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones; and last, but not least, Eddie M urphy in Beverly Hills Cop III. They’ve given “Serge”, played by Bronson Pinchot, more lines in this one, but “espresso with a lemon twist” does not a movie make. Big on the studios’ lists is turning ani­ m ation into reality . The Crow (Miramax), released on May 13, was the first of the lot. Based on the comic book created by James O’Barr, a favorite of college students everywhere, The Crow stars the late Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, a small time rock ‘n’ roller and undead vigilante. The movie is filmed mostly in black and white, but color is used in strategic places to give the movie a Gothic, comic book feel. The Crow is directed by Alex Proyas, who is known for his music videos and commercials. The production designer, Alex MacDowell, worked on Madonna’s “Vogue” video. The influence of rock ‘n ’ roll videos on this movie is very heavy-handed, but of course the film­ makers knew which audience they were targeting. Even if you don’t like the movie, the soundtrack is good. Along the same vein as The Crow are: The Shadow, (Universal Pictures) and The Mask (New Line). The Shadow, a popular radio show and comic book character, is a also a crime-fighting vigi­ lante. Punishing the bad guys this time is Alec Baldwin, who plays two other characters as well. John Lone stars as the bad guy. The supporting cast includes Penelope Ann Miller, and cult film star Tim Curry. The Mask, also taken from a comic book, stars Jim Carrey of Ace Ventura, Pet Detective fame, as a man who is given superhuman powers by an ancient mask and uses his powers for revenge. Both are slated for release in July. Also taken from animation is The Flintstones, from Universal. The car­ toon itself was an animated version of T urn to M ovie , A s k US h o w y o u ca n sp en d n e x t y e a r in AFTER HOURS UNTIL 2 AM Don t m iss our EAG LES p re -p a rty Costa Rica. W o rld T e a c h 1-617-49S -S S 27 4 3 0 N. S c o tts d a le ltd . * le m p e 8 9 4 -0 5 3 3 Harvard Institute for International Development, 1 Eliot Street, Cambri.'gt, MA/02138 page 10. Wednesday, June 1, 1994 State P ress M o v ie s C ontinued from pack 9. "The Honeymooners.” With the backing of Amblin entertainment and David Speilrock —the Stone Age’s answer to Spielberg, presumably— director Brian Levant presents what would be a typical segment of the cartoon,turning animation back into reality. The film stars John Goodman as Fred Flintstone, Rick Moranis as Barney Rubble, Rosie O ’Donnell as Betty Rubble and E lizabeth Perkins as W ilma Flintstone. All of the elements are there, including ancient puns on modern day entities, and it is interest­ ing, to see how Levant deals with the technical chal­ lenge of turning some of the animated Stone Age appli­ ances into reality. The Lion King is the big animated release from Disney due June 24. With a star-studded voice cast, fea­ turing Matthew Broderick, Whoopi Goldberg, Robert Guillaume, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones and Cheech Marin, The Lion King follows the stofy of “Simba,” a lion cub who is forced into exile by his evil uncle after the death of his father. Simba grows up in the jungle with the help of other inhabitants, and after learning about his destiny, goes in search of his rightful throne. Reliant on big name stars, a soundtrack by Elton John, and a classic Dispeyesque script, this is the stu­ C ity. It featu res W oody H arelson and K eifer Sutherland. The comedy in this movie centers on the misadven­ tures of the misplaced cowpokes who must deal with subways and city streets, much like Billy Crystal in Cityslickers. Cityslickers II: the Legend o f Curly’s Gold, sched­ uled to be released June 10, looks promising. The unwilling cowboys are drawn back west by a lost motherlode of gold, and the script, written by Crystal, should be a funny one. Wyatt Earp, starring Kevin Costner, is the only authentic western on the list. The movie, over two hours long, chronicles the the life of the famed lawman and hero of the West. Gene Hackman and Isabella Rosselini co-star. - ‘^Forest G u m p ,” set fo r a July 6 release from Paramount, is the summer’s big tear-jerking lightheart­ ed and thoughtful comedy. Starring Tom Hanks as Forest Gump, the movie is presented as a “docu-fable” about a simpleminded man who lives through some of the milestone events in U.S. history, and finds himself face to face with the most remarkable people of his time. dio’s big pitch for the summer. Lions and tigers and bears, and there's a wolf this summer, too. Jack Nicholson stars as Will Randall, a book editor whose life is changed when he is bitten by a wolf on a dark Sunday night. Co-starring Michelle Pfeiffer, this may be a ‘90s ver­ sion of American Werewolf In London. The special effects look good, and Nicholson finally gets to do a movie role like the ones he had in One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest and The Shining. Westerns are the third big genre this season, and Hollywood is releasing a herd of them. After Bad Girls flopped terribly in early May, just about anything would look better. But the Western-themed movies— with the exception of Wyatt Earp from Warner Brothers— aren’t really Westerns at all. The May 20 release of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues .made up for the droopy femi­ nism in Bad Girls. With Uma Thurman as Sissy Hankshaw, a little girl bom with very large thumbs, she transcends what her mother feels is a handicap to become the world’s best hitchhiker. The soundtrack is composed and performed by K.D. Lang. Due to be released June 3 is The Cowboy Way, a comedy about two cowboys displaced in New York Monday - Thursday ¿7 LUBE - OIL FILTER lA fre ir A nd D ra ft! v M U tr re b o rn . 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Coupon valid through 6-6-94. i______________________________________________ i | . j — ^ St a t e P ress Wednesday, June 1,1994 ;e 12 Arizona's red rock geology annotated through new book The sea reced­ ed and primordial An estimated four million people visited Sedona last Sedona becam e year. The city of 13,000 at the base o f the mighty beach-front prop­ Mogollon Rim in northern Arizona has become a erty for a while. Geological strata favorite summer getaway for heat-weary Phoenicians. But it is not just the cooler temperatures that entice (the layers of rock millions to the burgeoning tourist Mecca each summer. that make horizon­ Giant geological formations colored a deep rich red tal lines in the and shaped into incredible abstract figures stand like sides of cliffs) that can be identified towering gods throughout the region. The stupendous red rocks and the Mogollon Rim are today in different so awe inspiring that people come from around the sections of Sedona world to photograph them. Hundreds of feature movies, and Oak C reek TV shows, commercials and music videos have been Canyon were first dep o sited there filmed there. So it has always been curious that there is a dearth of during th at tim e material for the layperson on the geology of the unique beginning about 350 million years area. A map of Sedona and Oak Creek Now Arizona author and geologist Wayne Ranney ago. R anney ex ­ Canyon region appears in the book, has published a book that rectifies that problem. Sedona Through Time: Geology o f the Red Rocks, (published plains th at b e­ Sedona Through Time: Geology o f by Red Lake Books of Flagstaff, $12.95 paperback, tween 275 million the Red Rocks. ISBN 9611678-9-0) is just the right kind of book to and 270 m illion years ago the layer of strata named the Schnebly Hill take along on a trip to Sedona and Oak Creek Canyon. It is short enough at 98 pages to become familiar Formation was deposited alternately by the coming and with quickly. It puts experts’ lingo into layperson’s lan­ going of inland seas leaving dunes from the south and guage. And those 98 pages are crammed with maps, wind blowing sand in from the north. Most of the ex­ traordinary red-rock formations Sedona is so well graphs, color pictures and a handy glossary. The book also includes a geologic road-tour guide of known for come from that era, including Bell Rock, every major geological feature from State Highway 179 Courthouse Rock, Cathedral Rock and Coffee Pot at 1-17 to State Highway 89A in Sedona and north on Rock. In those ancient times what are now the red rocks was a vast expanse of reddish sand dunes. that road through Oak Creek Canyon. Why the rich red color of the rock so reminiscent of Ranney is one of those rare scientists in this age of institutionally dominated science who has chosen to pictures of Mars sent back by the Viking Landers in the work independently and on contract rather than hitch 1970s? Actually the same process is at work in Sedona his wagon to a major university, government agency or and on Mars. According to Ranney, there is a minute corporation. He is a part-time instructor at Yavapai amount of iron in the sandstone that becomes oxidized; Community College in Prescott, and he often acts as in other words the rock rusts and consequently turns ship’s geologist on cruises to exotic locations including red. In more recent times, the Sedona area has continued Antarctica, the Amazon and the Arctic. Ranney relates the geological history of Red Rock to be the site of rapid geological change. Just 15 million to 13 million years ago the area was die sc£ne of a vol­ Country that begins 350 million years ago. At that time, California and Nevada lay under ocean cano. The rem nant o f the volcano, called House and Sedona lay under a shallow, tropical sea close to Mountain, is about 10 miles south of Sedona’s commer­ the equator. (Later, the North American land mass cial district. At the current rate of erosion the red rocks will have moved north to its current position.) The shells and fossils of the ancient marine animals retreated 24 miles north to the downtown Flagstaff area that resided in that tropical sea are covered by the red in about 79 million years. Sedona Through Time: Geology o f the Red Rocks is rock in Sedona but can still be found imbedded in gray­ ish lime deposits in the Verde Valley cities of Clarkdale a must for anyone who wants to get the real story behind the Sedona’s magnificent geology. and Jerome._____________________________ ■ C h r is D r is c o ll St a t e P ress • l aw O F F SHOW CASE ANY.6-PACK OF IMPORTED BEER PO N T IA C - G M C -M A ZD A Over 70 brands to choose from. Limit o n e 6- pac k p e r c o u p o n • w ith c o u p o n only 7 th Street & Highland SPECIAL STUDENT DISCOUNT Papago Liquor SW CORNER SCOTTSDALE & M CDOW ELL CONTACT: M IKE PERKINS, BRENDA/TOM HLUSAK. 9 4 6 -0 7 1 5 (602) 264-2481 825 W. University • Corner of Hardy U niv ersity 894-8387 FREE COPIES Buy 1, Get 1 FREE N o L im it - 8V2 x 11 W h ite Paper E x p ire s 7 -1 -9 4 MAIL BOXES ETC. It's Not What We Do. It's How We Do It.”' 1739 E. 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Cave Creek Rd. • 4153 N. 51st Ave. Locations 3624 W. Bell Rd. • 6819 W. Peoria Ave. #107 ^ Vaifey W ide Insurance Inc. ^Your Friend On The Road" Since 1977 P age 13 Wednesday, June 1, 1994 Sta te P ress Hotter Than Summer! by rneK Mountain Bike Alloy Wheels S IS Shifting $5°° O F F U -L O C K $10°° O F F H E LM E TS "RIDE PROTECTED" With coupon. Void with other offers. B icycle W heelers 968-8011 Exp.s/is/94 B icycle W heelers 968-8011 Exp. 6/15/94 A ll T R E K B ik e s , P a rts & A c c e s s o rie s a re on s a le T H IS W E E K O N L Y ! tS U * r® 1 ‘Yourcollegiatebikeshop’ 968-8011 Apache O pen 7 days a w eek Layaw ay 2010 S. Rural Rd. T em pe, AZ B y T onnvane W iswell State P ress Are you the kind o f person that attempts to sneak in .your own popcorn aS you go to the movies? Do you do cost/benefit com parisons of renting videos versus breaking down and getting cable? If you’re always looking for something fun to do that won’t set you back much — if anything at all — this is your column. Each week I’ll be preview­ ing free concerts, second-run movies, and other activities you can engage in for little or nothing at all. I’ll focus on free stuff, but I might throw in an occasional very cheap show — cheap being three bucks or less. For the benefit of the ear­ less, I’ll showcase events in walking distance from campus. Sound like your kind of thrills? Then read on. Video Classic: This week’s vault pic is Ann Magnuson ’s Vandemonium, avail­ able at the Thomas Road Tower Records under M (and worth the drive). Much like the music of her band Bongwater, Magnuson’s Vandemonium appeals to the sick and twisted — and possibly only to the sick and twisted. What else can be expected of a movie centering around an A lice in W onderland-style journey through a universe consisting wholly of 70s style van murals? But if you don’t know who Salvador Dali is — well, there’s always Naked Gun. Free Tunes: Playing at Hayden Square this Friday from 7-11 p.m. is the good tim e W ise Monkey O rchestra. V o ltag e with $1,000 guarantee & carrying bracket. With coupon. Void with other offers. Cheap thrills thrive in summer heat co 3 They attract a Dead-head kind of audi­ ence, but I like them anyw ay. Unfortunately this show is 21 and over only. And, for what it’s worth, you can see Mike Kollwitz on the Chapman Stick at Kiwanis park Monday, June 6th at 7:30 p.m. Look for him on the west side of Kiwanis lake. For classical music buffs (and don’t we all need some culture?) the School of Music has seven recitals this week. On Thursday, Dorothy Tsai will be perform­ ing on piano at 5 p.m. at Katzin Concert hall. Nancy Clauter will have tan oboe performance* same time and place, on Friday, June 3rd. ( Call 965-8863 for more information.) M USICFLASH: Tuscon band the Fells will be playing at Eastside Records on Saturday June 4 at 10:30 PM for TWO BUCKS. Wow! They’ve got the ass-kicking power of early 70s Bowie. I ’ll be there! The D rags (from the Northwest) will also play. Keeping Cool: What better place to do it than in a museum? If you haven’t been there yet, the Nelson Fine Arts Center, on the corner of 10th and Mill, is a truly amazing building that really knows how to set the air conditioning. (Some of that stu ff’s expensive, you know .) Plus, th ere’s never an adm ission charge, although it’s closed Mondays. Current exhibit “The South Bronx Hall of Fame and Other Realitites: Sculpture by John Aheam and Rigoberto Torres” ends June 12, so check it out while you can. <8 f f ld e n r ’litERg lsoToSKEsLECT,ONOF eB ook* •PERSONAL, FRIENDLY ASSISTANCE •TOP QUALITY SUPPLIES Ç e n të r * Pens, Paper, Binders, Notebooks, etc. 7 0 4 S . C o l le g e A ve. O n e B lo c k N o r t h o f A S U World news. State news. Classified ads. Sports. Coupons. ASU news. Crossword puzzles. 1 HOUR FREE PARKING with minimum purchase-located behind the store & Weekly maga­ zine. Theater ads. Police Report. C om ic strips. Opinions. In-depth features. Help w anted ads. ° - A BASEMENT FULL OF BOOKS t t L 1 '3 Cultural activities. 966-6226 M -F 8 -5 S a t. 9 - 5 I t ‘s free. It's free. S tate P ress Page 14 Wednesday, June 1,1994 PAIAPA "First Class Entertainment“ mm 1 IS PLEA SED TO ANNOUNCE THE ra CLUB FLEX-ALL Tuesday, June 7 T H E B E S T D A V ID S W A F F O R D S toVPCvV OLD TOWN TEMPE 6th Street & Mill- 894-0499 THE ARIZONA CENTER 4 1 0 S. Mill • in Hayden Square • 9 6 7 -1 2 3 4 I 3rd Street & Van Buren • 253-8949 IN T H E W O R L D I 4th Street & Mill Ave. * 2nd Floor» Rear Entrance | C a ll PjW A í V\? j fo r L in e u p Page IS Wednesday, June 1,1994 St a t e P ress SUMMER FUN Cappuccinos Espressos 1Cafe Lattes M O RNING MUFFIN SPECIAL BEGINS AT Coffee and Muffin Reg. 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Color (Reg. $40) 3. Fuil S et Neil» (Reg. $30)________________ N o t v a lid w / a n y o th e r o ffe r. WkCOFFEE 0 Jazz and Blues Pianist PLANTATION Mondav-Fridav 46:30pm Jed A llen 10 PERM (Reg. $55) QUALITY FROM PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW (LONG HAS SUGHTIY HXÌHH) Exp. 6-1M4 HAPPY HOUR 1/2 Priced Drinks 5-7pm M onday thru Friday C h eck o u t o u r JUNE DAILY SPECIAL PRICES! AT TEMPE CENTERPOINT 829-7878 State P ress Wednesday, June 1, 1994 P age 16 B o s to n ’s h e a ts u p s u m m e r w it h th r e e b a n d s , glam-rock influences from the Kinks to T. Rex (lots of T. Rex) and maybe even Meatloaf in songs like “Loneliest China Place”, “Pop Heiress Dies” and “I Ride Free.” Their 1992 MTV hit “High in High School” will surely sound familiar, too. O verw helm ing C olorfast picks things up to a frenzied pace with their no-frills, driving, wall-of-noise guitar sound and a slew of new material from their new album , “Two W ords.” Overwhelming Colorfast serves up slice after slice of solid three-minute crunch pie and never lets up. I could say that they sound like HUsker DU. I could say that they sound like a lot of things, but what they really sound like is a good band to see live. Chainsaw Kittens Blood o f Abraham and Overwhelming Colorfast By J ason M eininger Special to the State P ress Summer session gets off to a hot start with a triple bill at Boston’s Wednesday night. These up-and-coming bands sound ready to knock you out with a three-way dose of crunch. Oklahoma's Chainsaw Kittens will fire things up in support of their third album, “Pop Heiress.” With their smart, intense guitar pop. Chainsaw Kittens deliver again and again with songs that are melodic, raw and textured while still rocking out. Listen for your favorite As if this weren’t enough, Blood of Abraham promises to stir things up in their own way with the challenging and mind blow ing intensity o f th eir acclaimed hard-core hip hop. On their debut album “Future P ro fits,” BOA melds infectious rhythms and intelligent, important rhymes into an undeniably hard groove that you can ’t ignore. Anyone who thinks hard-core has to be ex-gangstas rapping about the people they’ve killed needs to see this show. I’ll admit, rap shows don’t always come off as good as their highly produced stu­ dio counterparts, but this one could slam. Find out for yourself when Blood of Abraham, Overwhelming Colorfast, and Chainsaw Kittens hit the Boston’s stage on June 1. ■ P ■Hr |F ^ \ \ ¡ ¡ I l r r iB H B K P h oto: M ike M ille r Blood of Abraham We will miss you this summer. We can't wait until fall. z: pòòincm enc M ■ Sorry, but we've filled up for the summer. 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Long hair, p ig g y back or spiral wrap extra. mmmm Exp. 6-22-94 U niversity & Rural Cornerstone Center Coupons not valid with anV other specials. 3 7 0 0 O l/ l/ P Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9-9 Sat 9 7 Sun 10-5 THE 1111 E. A p ach e Tem pe, A Z COMMONS t MEMBERS ONLY f 2 blocks from campus 829-0933 Page 17 Wednesday, June 1,1994 St a t e P ress Spongehead blends funky sounds with heavy metal Feeling sort o f far o u t 7 Read the Far Side cartoon o n today's com ic page. By T o n n v a n e W St a t e P ress Any Dry Cleaning Men’s | WW» Order of $10 Of « o » D ress m w u m k m m v to tr n m * ■ ■ on*coup«»p»rvM ! On Hangers , i »m fe fiM ie e D il PRESENT COUPON WITH ORDER PRESENT COUPON WITH ORDER 946-7587 Scottsdale Rd. & McKellips Mon - Fri. 7am - 7pm Sat 8am - 5pm (In the ABCO Shopping Center) is w e l l Still barely awake at 10 a.m., I stuck the Spongehead CD in the player, putting it in upside-down the first time. I went back into the kitchen and got ready to take out the trash. I could listen to it outside, right? Suddenly, a bizarre noise came out of my living room. It sounded like a blue whale suffering from indi­ gestion. For a second, I thought I was hearing some kind of guitar feedback — but it was wrong, all wrong. I ran back toward the stereo to figure out what was happen­ ing. On a hunch, I picked up the CD case. A saxo­ phone? What? To confuse me more, someone started singing. At first it sounded like Black Sabbath-era Ozzy Osborne (specifically “Ironman”). But underneath I heard what evolved into a black funk groove. A Sly Stone cover? The 1970s song “Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey” sung by Ozzy with a sax dying slowly behind it? I suddenly realized I had to see this band at any cost. Sitting uncomfortably on my chair, I tried to relax and focus on the day’s goals. By the time I had actually got my brain cells organized well enough to function, I heard what sounded like Tom Waites, chanting over and over, “River of shit. River of shit.” I snapped to attention. What had I stuck in my CD player? It was still the Spongehead CD Brain­ wash. Three guys, one of them playing an amplified spongehead appears at the sax., doing a song called Mason Jar June 1. “Plumber’s Lament.” A vision came to me. W ednesday, June 1. The Mason Jar. They are going to be there. It is going to be a very sick and demented evening. I wouldn’t miss it for the world. PITCHERS W ED. & SUN. * VINESTEINS GENERAL NUTRITION CENTERS 'Wf-ic/Les oX THURS. & TUES. Iryi G oes gteaft ANY ONE ITEM tee co\d beet ot mats'- N o tn U m t Exp. 6*15-94 Not valid with 6-15-94 MEET H a rry Tnanos, N a tl. Level B o dybuilder & C ybergenics R epresentative S0peR -tut* JU N E 7 m / ou r entire purchase is: B rin g y o u r Gold Car'd! JL Vr / U SHOTS FRI. & SAT. offJ REMEMBER: Most GNC Products are Buy 1 Get I half off! 913 S. M ill Ave. Tempe ■ 967-2060 Fa * 1 University HAPPY HOUR 2 for 1 Cuervo Gold Margs. I B T e m p e Center RURAL & APACHE 8 9 4 -2 6 6 2 SAY GOODBYE TO POCKETS FULL OF CHANGE. Heavy Metal is out! You don’t need quarters, dimes and nickels anymore to make a long distance call. Now there's a new currency in circulation. It’s MCI PhoneCash5M Now you can prepay for all the calis you make from anywhere in the U.S. to anywhere in the world. With Heavy Metal out. Coinless Calling must be in. ¡¡§¡ §¡¡¡g PHormef-mh * mi i t i . ^SÊr »II | | | | T BUY THE CARD. CALL THE WORLD. KEEP THE CHANGE Available at f f d (w r* Y iw r w Mm im E i Gf osm A a m m a tv n ii- mam Comics S tate P ress Wednesday, June 1, 1994 P age 18 FA R A ll c THE FAR SIDE By G A RY L A RSO N THE FAR SIDE ) X By G A R Y L A R SO N THE FAR SIDE By G A RY L A R SO N .% '¿fa****'' Ì i f l “It's a cute trick, Warren, but the Schuberts are here for dinner, so just ‘abracadabra’ this thing back to where it was." The Wildlife Management finals Henry! O ur p arty's total chaos! No o n e know s when to eat, w here to stand, w hat to ... O h, th an k God! Here com es a border co llie !” State Press I S ID E . Real cops. Real reports. Real strange C heck us out. We have m o v ed to th e Sports page 19. P o l ic e R e p o r t s - SAIT RIVER RECREATION Come Tube With Usi 11 is sooner than you think. & Open 7 days a week Didyou knowthat the fall MCAT is now TUBE RENTAL & BUS SERVICE the summer MCAT? The test is now administered in August instead of September. Thafs one less month of study time than you thought you had. Nowthat you know, don't procrastinate. Only $7.25 all day! * Group rates available * 984-3305 FOR ADDITIONAL INFO n i Gel a friend and | bring this coupon for | and get a higher score. P re p a re n o w . C la s s e s s t a r t J u n e 5 . F o r m o re inform ation o r to enroll, call: 1 -8 0 0 -K A P -T E S T HOW TO GET FROM PHOENIX TO FUN/ 11 ■I I___ "SSW* KAPLAN 2 for 1Tubin'! Valid Monday-friday, excluding holidays. Expires Sept. 1,1994. _. Classes for the August 20 MCLAT are starting now. Sign upwith Kaplan Th e answ er to the te st question ÌO L . 310 S. M ill Ave. • Suite A103 • Hayden Square Page_l£, Wednesday, June 1, 1994 State P ress S po rts N ew sbriefs D e v i l s n e x t s t o p : C o lle g e W o r ld S e r ie s ; A SU w o m e n s g o l f t e a m NCAA c h a m p io n s • K n o x v ille, Tenn. — The B aseball Sun Devils are headed for the College World Series in Omaha. Nebraska starting Friday, after spending a winning weekend in Tennessee playing games against W right State Friday and the Tennessee Volunteers Sunday and Monday. The Devils defeated the Volunteers Monday 5.«4 in the 10th inning with a, base hit^ty Atjtoige -W illiam so n that drove Seati-Tyler hom e to w t* the game. • Ja c o b C ru z, a ju n io r c e n te r fie ld e r fo r the D e v ils, has been nam ed the P ac-1 0 S o u th ern Division Baseball Player of the Year, in a vote taken by conference coaches. In addition, senior re lie v er Noah Peery was named co-pitcher of the year. Sharing the award with Peery is Stanford sophomore Dan Reed. ASU players m aking appearances on the AllSixPafc, team are senior right fielder Scott Shores a n d 'ju n io rth iT d 'b a s e m a n A ntone W illiam son . The selection is W illiam son’s second. • W EST LIN N , O re. — H oisting the NCAA W om en's G olf Cham pionship trophy high in the air, Coach Linda V ollstedt said, “And, Heather, this one’s for you,” after explaining that the team had dedicated this year’s play to Heather Farr, the former ASU wom en’s golf champ who died last fall of cancer. S a tu r d a y ’s v ic to ry in th e N C A A c h a m p i­ onships was the second year in a row the ASU women go lfers have com e in first place. They, were trailed by Southern C alifo rn ia in second, followed by San Jose State, Duke and Texas. P olice R eport ASU police reported the following inci­ dents last week: • A man not affiliated with the U niversity was injured at 4200 N. University Way. He was treated at the Student Health Center and released. • A wood frame and door were damaged at Sun Devil Stadium by wind. Damage is $200. • An ASU employee was contacted by ASU police after he was observed load­ ing com puter boxes into his vehicle parked at Farmer Education Building. The boxes were empty, and the employ­ ee stated he was using them to move. • A man not affilia te d w ith the University was arrested for trespassing and attempted theft at 701 Alpha Drive. He was cited and released. • The fire alarm at Cholla Apartments, B-wing, fourth floor, was activated by Physical Plant employees sanding wood. The area was found secure, and the alarm was reset. • A male ASU employee was injured in a fall at Armstrong Library. The employ­ ee received an electrical shock and fell off of a ladder. The employee refused treatment from paramedics on-scene. • A man not affiliated w ith the University was arrested at University and Mill for giving false information to a police officer, failure to produce identifi­ cation, and driving with a suspended license. • A plastic bag containing three whitecolored rocks and several small white granules was impounded for destruction. The bag was taken from an ASU DPS vehicle. • Three mirrors in the mens’ bathroom of the Memorial Union, lower level, were dam aged by unknow n individuals. Damage is estimated at $400. • A male ASU student reported the theft of a car battery from Parking Lot 63 on May 21. Loss is estimated at $100. • A male ASU student reported that his brown Pontiac Trans Am was stolen from outside 402 Adelphi Drive. Loss is estimated at $3500. • A female ASU student was assaulted, threatened and intim idated by a unknown male trespassing in her vehicle at University and Myrtle. • Two flags and two planters were reported stolen from the U niversity Activity Center. Loss is $1006. • A male ASU student reported the theft of his bike from the Physical Science Fwing, where it was secured with a Kryptonite lock. Loss is estimated at $80. 712 S. C o lle g e (College & University) 967-4049 • Unknown persons entered the offices of KASR radio at Tower Center and dam­ aged two doors. Damages are estimated at $50. • A female ASU employee reported that a friend’s bike was stolen from the north side of Physical Education East, where it was secured with a U-lock and a cable lock. Loss is estimated at $700. • A male ASU student reported that his bike was stolen from the Student Recreation Center, where it was secured with a U-lock and a cable lock. Loss is estimated at $400. • A man not affiliated with the university was arrested for possession of a fictitious license plate at 2000 S. Rural Road. He was cited and released. • A man not affiliated with the university was arrested for assault at the Student Recreation Center. 2 LOCATIONS 609 S. Mill (Across from Coffee Plantation) 858-0567 Genuine Draft Lite Call 967-4049 to m orve yours! K EY STO N E j/L Y c m v i .„ .J .— KEYSTONE ViTSlOM *3.49 $2.49 MAGNIFICENT 7 TREMENDOUS 12 3 B u tte rm ilk Pancakes, 2 Eggs A n y Style, 4 Pancakes, 3 Eggs, 1 O r d e r o f C ris p y , 2 S trip s o f bacon o r Sausage L in k s H ashed B ro w n Potatoes, 4 S trips o f B acon o r ■ fa ' NO LIMIT Sausage L in k s • O ffe r expires A ug. 13. 1994* Limit one coupon per person per visit at participating Perkins® Family Restaurant! Not valid with any other discount or cpupohs. Sales tax, if applicable, must be | paid by customer. Please present coupon when ordering. ®1992 Perkins Restaurants Operating Company. L.P. Regular Light 8 Dry 12 Pack cans •O ffe r expires A u g . 1 3 , 1994« Limit one coupon per person per visit at participating Perkins® Family Restaurants. Not valid with any other discount or coupons. Sales tax, if applicable, must be paid by customer. Please present coupon when ordering. ®I992 Perkins Restaurant; Operating Company: L.P. NEW SUMMER HOURS M-Th til # pm • Fri. 6 Sat. til D pm • Sun. til D pm Wednesday, June 1, 1994 Page 20 S tudents U N IV E R S ITY 1 9 9 4 -9 5 The following positions with ASASU are open to all qualified students willing to serve the Student Association during the 1994-95 academic year. Applications are available at the ASASU office, 3rd floor, Memorial Union from 8am to 5pm daily. All positions are one-year terms unless otherwise noted. Please submit applications as soon as possible. Numerous volunteer positions are also available and all qualified students are encouraged to apply and become involved. A referral is not required for volunteer positions. O FFICE OF THE PRESIDENT CHIEF OF STAFF-Job No. 5995H ASST. TO CHIEF OF STAFF-Job No. 5996H ASST. TO PRESIDENT (2 Positions)-Job No. 5997H STATE RELATIONS DIRECTOR-Job No. 6004H; St Relations Asst Director-Job No. 6040H; St. Relations Coordinator/Fcderal Relations-Job No. 6041H; S t Relations Coordinator/Regent Relations-Job No. 6042H; S t Relations Coordinator/Legislative Relations-Job No. 6043H COMPUTING RESOURCES COMPUTER TECHNICIAN Job No. 6002H PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR-Job No. 6006H; Pub. ReL Asst Director-Job No. 6046H; Pub. Rel. Consultant/Adv/Mktg (2 Positions) J o b No. 6047H; Pub. Rel. Consultant/Graphic Design J o b No. 6048H; Pub. Rel. Consultant/Mcdia Relations-Job No. 6049H CAMPUS RELATIONS DIRECTORJob No. 6017H COMMUNITY RELATIONS DIRECTORJob No. 6014H; Community Relations CoordinatorJ o b No. 6067H O FFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE VIC E PRESIDENT CHIEF OF STAFFJob No. 5998H COLLEGE COUNCIL ASSEMBLY/ STUDENT FORUM DIRECTORJob No. 6001H O FFICE OF THE CAMPUS AFFAIRS VIC E PRESIDENT CHIEF OF STAFFJob No. 6000H BIKE CO-OP REPAIR SERVICE DIRECTOR (BCRS) Job No. 6019H; (BCRS) Consultant (5 positions)-Job No. 6061H SAFETY ESCORT SERVICE DIRECTOR-Job No. 6005H; (SES) Asst. DirectorJ o b No. 6045H; (SES) Base Manager (6 positions)Job No. 6044H VOLUNTEER STUDENT NETWORK DIRECTOR No. 6003H FESTDEVIL/HOMECOMING ASST DIRECTOR Job No. 60S6H OFF-CAMPUS STUDENT SERVICES DIRECTOR (OCSS) Job No. 6007H; (OCSS) Asst Director/PublicityJob No. 6050H; (OCSS) Asst Director/CommutersJob No. 6051H; (OCSS) Caseworker/CommutersJob No. 60S2H; (OCSS) Caseworker/Programming-Job No. 6053H; (OCSS) Caseworker/Special Events J o b No. 60S4H COMMUNITY SERVICE PROGRAM DIRECTOR Job No. 6013H Comm. Serv. Prog. Weekly ProgrammerJ o b No. 6059H; Comm. Serv. Prog. Event ProgrammerJ o b No. 6060H O FFICE OF THE ACTIVITIES VICE PRESIDENT CHIEF OF STAFFJob No. 5999H MULTI-CULTURAL AWARENESS & PROGRAMMING BOARD DIRECTORJob No. 6008H CAMPUS EVENTS DIRECTORJob No. 6018H; Campus Evts. Prog. Coord. (Political Union)Job No. 6062H; Campus Evts. Prog. Coord. (Lecture Series)-Job No. 6063H; Campus Evts. A sst (Lecture Series)Job No. 6064H; Campus Evts. A sst (Political Union)J o b No. 6065H COUNSELING & HEALTH ADVISORY COMM. DIRECTOR (C H A Q Job No. 6016H; (CHAC) CoordinatorJ o b No. 6066H ENTERTAINMENT EVENTS DIRECTORJob No. 6012H; E nt Evts. CoordinatorJ o b No. 6057H; E nt Evts. Programming CoordinatorJ o b No. 6058H ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES DIRECTORJob No. 6011H GRADUATE RESEARCH SUPPORT PROG. DIRECTOR­ Job No. 6010H; (GRSP) A sst DirectorJ o b No. 6055H UNIVERSITY BO ARD AND CO M M ITTEE VO LU N TEER PO SITIO NS 1994^95 .... Board On Equal Opportunity (2) Campus Recreation Board of Governors (8) Campus Environmental Team (2) Career Services Advisory Committee (S) Child Care Resources Advisory Board (4 Council For Research & Creative Activities (1) Disabled Student Resources Advisory Committee (4) Freshman Admissions Sub-Committee (4) Health Advisory Committee (S) Intercollegiate Athletics Board (1) Martin Luther King, Jr. Planning Committee (4) Parking Citations Appeals Board (8) Public Safety Advisory Sub-Committee (2) Registrar's Advisory Committee (3) Residency Classification Appeals Board (S) Student Affairs Advisory Council (3) Student Financial Services Advisory Committee (4) University Advisory Committee On the Naming o f New Buildings (1) University Design Review Board (1) University General Studies Council (1) University Grievance Committee (S) University Hearing Board (6) University Libraries Appeals Board (S) University Performing Arts Board (4) University Planning & Budget Council (1) University Public Arts Commission (1) THIS LISTINO IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. Qualifications: C urrently enrolled at ASU for a m inim um of 6 cred it hours; m inim um 2.0 cum ulative GPA. ASASU is an affirm ative action/equal o p p o rtu n ity em ployer and does not discrim inate against any em ployee or stu d en t on th e basis of th a t individual s race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, citizenship, age (over 40 years), disability, Vietnam -era v eteran statu s, special disabled veteran statu s, or any o th e r unlawful discrim inatory grounds. ALL POSITIONS PENDING FINAL BUDGET APPROVAL S tate P ress P age 21 Wednesday, June 1, 1994 S tate P ress IF WANTS TO KNOW f lh a t w ou ld you $ 1 0 ,0 0 0 ? THURSDAYS Can a hum an prune danish w in $10,000? W hat is the WACKIEST mOST UfTOlIGD 4. ^ ZAM EST ORIGINAL SILLIEST E C ould a chain saw ju ggle r w in $ 10,000? n t e r t a in in g MOST DRAMATIC ----- MOST — DARING o lS G % , * ACT ° That you would Perform $ for $ C ould sexy singing 9 su n d ae w in $ 1 0 ,0 o 0 ' $ 1 0 ,0 0 0 ? That isn't ILLEGAL IM M O R A L mirti ¡yÉ or FATTENING No. David Letterman won't be here. But, we did think about inviting him! ^ 'mj What would you do on stage for 5 minutes for $ 1 0 ,0 0 0 ? Coming Thursdays in June SUNDAYS § | TUESDAYS NO C O VER ( 1 .5 0 WELL, WINE & DRAFT REACH FOR THE BEACH BIKINI CONTEST VOLLEYBALL N O C O V E R for ladies L A D IE S N IG H T 50c r sz Well for Ladies NO CO VER CLUB C O U R TE S Y N IG H T * 1 °° U -C A LL-IT i o Opinion P a g e 22 ______________________________________ Wednesday, June 1,1994 _____State^PreSS Bravo C oach B rock A special BRAVO! to ASU baseball Sun Devils Coach Jim Brock. The ASU baseball team is hearted to the College World Series (starts Friday) in Omaha, Nebraska, due in no small part to Brock’s bulldog approach to coaching. Despite his year-long battle with cancer, Coach Brock has tenaciously led his squad with strength and poise. Thanks for 23 years of service to ASU, Coach Brock! BRAVO to those who fought and died for lib­ erty 50 years ago this week in the landmark battle of D-Day. On the morning of June 6,1944, thou­ sands o f American, British, Canadian and Australian soldiers waded ashore on the beaches of Normandy to liberate France from the tyranny o f Adolf Hitler. The sacrifice of the 5200 men who died on that bloody day will never be forgot­ ten. S P t/\K lN 6 OF BOAT FtOPUE. , . T h e U .S . health care system , is it sick or not? N o need fo r health care reform p a y w ith you r own money a r y L e ig h Su m m e r t o n HRIS DRISCOLL Managing Editor Editor Chris, being young and healthy, the last thing on my mind this hot summer after­ noon is the national health care debate. But, on your insistence, I will specify particu­ lar reasons why I am resistant to the United States adopting a Universal or “single payer” health care system. First, 1 am not convinced that Americans desire a new health care system. Most U.S. citizens enjoy a high standard of living compared to people in other countries, and part of the reason is because we have superior health care. The ability to treat peo­ ple with cancer and other life threatening illnesses is unheard of in many parts of the world, yet it is common and taken for granted here. Many people compare Universal coverage to the health care offered in Canada but don't understand the Canadian system. According to the Pacific Research Institute for Public Policy in San Francisco, 1.4 million Canadians are waiting for some type of medical care; Forty-five percent of these 1.4 million people claim that they are suffering in pain; There is an eight week waiting period for Canadians to receive “urgent” heart surgery; And, Canadians wait three times longer for cancer radiation treatment than Americans. Endorsing a Canadian-style health care system is, in affect, endorsing socialized medicine. The United States is not a Socialist nation. The United States is a capitalist nation. Those that can afford superior health care deserve superior health care. President Clinton, in his numerous speeches has declared health care a “basic right.” Is not food a basic right? What about shelter from the ele­ ments? Many would argue that they are, yet in the United States it is impossible to jus­ tify a “universal food plan” or a “universal housing plan.” Some people can afford prime rib and a million dollar home with an ocean view. Others eat hamburger and live in basements. Where you live and what you eat affects your health, and both are determined by your income.Health care should be treated in the same manner. It would take money to guarantee everyone in the United States health care. Most likely this money would come from raising taxes. Some people cannot afford the weight of additional taxes. And others, like myself, would rather spend money in the way they choose. Congressmen have said they would enact “employer mandates” on any new health care program. The mandates would place much of the burden of paying for health care on business owners. Many Americans favor employer mandates because they them­ selves are not employers. What many people fail to realize, however, is that increased costs for business owners lead to higher prices for the goods and services the business­ es provide. Somesay that physicians are not happy with health care reform because physicians will make less money. I argue that without a monetary incentive, gifted people will choose other professions, thus increasing the physician to patient ratio and decreasing the quality of the care. The government always places cost as their top priority, and I don’t want a bureau­ crats second guessing the clinical judgment of my physician based on money. STATE PRESS TAFF N a tio n a l health insurance is the only solution to reform Mary Leigh, in our first dialogue of the summer I am going to attempt to explain why I am a supporter o f a Canadian-style national health insurance network that would cover all Americans, give everyone the freedom of health­ care choice they deserve and put some sorely needed competition back into the medical delivery system at the same time. First, lets look at what the majority of people in poll after poll have said they want in the U.S. health-care system: • It should be universal, covering all people so we do not end up paying for much more costly medical care when people with no insurance go to the coun­ ty hospital emergency ward for their pri­ mary care. • It should offer choice in doc­ tors, hospitals and other providers. • It should offer the best care in the world. • It should not bankrupt the country as the current system is doing. • It should offer transportability. You should not loose it each time you change jobs, or schools for instance. • It should offer security: your coverage should not be dropped any time you get sick. You should not have to fear loosing your home due to catas­ trophic illness. I think that most of the U.S. Congress has lost sight of these simple require­ ments the American people have asked them to fulfill in any health reform bill they finally pass. President Bill Clinton’s American Health Security bill has certainly lost sight of a number of the requirements. Although some versions of the Clinton plan do leave the door open for individ­ ual states to opt for a “single-payer” state insurance plan somewhat similar to the provincial plans in Canada, a majori­ ty of states will probably end up under the cumbersome, extra layer of bureau­ cracy called health alliances. Clinton’s plan will bankrupt us with extra admin­ istration instead of riding us of the extra bureaucracy as national health insurance would. Even worse, Clinton’s plan would force most people into HMOs and PPOs that restrict choice of providers rather than providing choice as national health insurance would and does right now in Canada. HMOs and PPOs also greatly reduce the amount of healthy competi­ tion between providers by lassoing them into the control of huge corporations. Finally, Clinton’s plan, while effec­ tively wiping out small and medium sized health insurance com panies, would make the largest health insurance companies into a powerful monopoly with a stranglehold on the American people’s purse strings and health care delivery. And what of the plans put forward by R epublicans and conservative Democrats? They are all even bigger failu res at m eeting the m inim um requirements. None of them are univer­ sal. All of them are bandaid approaches to fixing a system th at need m ajor surgery. Only a national “single payer” insur­ ance network of the type sponsored by Sen. Paul W ellstone, D-Minn. in the senate and Rep. Jim McDermott and 91 co-sponsors in the house of representa­ tives can give us the choice and quality we all w ant in h ealth care w ithout bankrupting the country. CHRIS DRISCOLL, Editor MARY LEIGH SUMMERTON, Managing Editor Hughes, Shane Siren. DAVID STROW...............................................................SportsEditor EVIE LYN SHEINKOPF.............. ................. Features Editor Unsigned editorials reflect the views of the editorial board, TONNVAINE WISWELL.................................EntertainmentEditor decided by a majority voted among its members. They do BILL LYNAM................................................................... Photo Editor not reflect the opinion of the State Press staff as a whole. KRIS FRIDRICH..........................................Travel Columnist Board members include: P R O D U C T IO N : Donna Bowring, Joe C orrao, Vicki Editor CHRIS DRISCOLL Carroll, Teresa Szymanski. Managing Editor MARY LEIGH SUMMERTON SA LES REPR E SEN T A T IV ES: Dan Ellstrom, Jennifer The State Press is published Monday through Friday dur­ ing the academic year, except holidays and exam periods, at M atthews Center, Room 15, A rizona State U niversity, Tempe, Ariz. 85287-1502. We do not answer questions of a general nature. The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively pub­ lished for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. S ta te P ress P h o n e N um bers Information....................... ...965-7572 ...965-2292 ...965-1695 ...965-6555 Classifieds........................ ...965-6731 Opinion STATE P ress Page 23 Wednesday, June 1, 1994 While we were away... «WWl&Ti«. V U s 'f t i s s f f Sms. l rm sa»; SVPUl®VNPf \ 1>WS? UR* “ Ml i iteooTMou7 k? (T’ 4 ^ , y^/ A\ WELCOME,TuP&E BREVET,. MEET THE WASHINGTON PRESS CORPS. PC speech turns trivia into a major issue I do not like the phrase, “his or hers.” It d o esn ’t r b HAYNE sound polite; it sounds inde­ WHITEHEAD cisive. And I don’t want to Columnist call manhole covers, “per­ sonal utility access covers.” There’s no need to use four words when one will works. Why would anyone be upset a sewer lid isn’t named after them anyway? There are no more criminals, people are ethically impaired. No one is overweight, they have an eating disorder. Even worse, no one is handicapped, they’re handicapable. I am sick of politically correct speech. It lets people turn trivia into a major issue. Therefore, I would like to propose some guidelines for using politically cor­ rect speech, that would keep it offensive. 1) Women who frequent tanning salons would be called racially undecided. 2) Everyone would choose their own individual race. Since there aren’t 4 billion colors to go around, we would consult the makers of Skittles to create new ones. I have dibs on anemic white. 3) Men with rainbow colored hair or mohawks would be called future members of the hair club for men. 4) Handicapped people who call themselves handicapable would park only in handicapable parking spots. 5) I eat at an Arbys that gives unique titles to every employee. It should also call its roast beef sandwich by a different name every time it is ordered. 6) When the Braves nearly took the World Series many American Indians protested against the team’s name and the tomahawk chop. They didn’t take it far enough. All American militia, the KFC Colonel thinks you’re chicken. All mothers who bore two children at once, the Minnesota Twins mock your labor. 7) Child sitcoms would be called juvenile deten­ tion. 8) On the other hand, I like the phrase white sepa­ ratist better than skin head because people who believe in racial segregation don’t deserve to be associated with the word head. 9) Any woman who has her nipples, nose or tongue pierced would be sued for causing vicarious pain. 10) Doctors would no longer lengthen the names of common illness. I like the phrase “heart attack” better than “cardiovascular disease” because I’m convinced that doctors charge by the syllable. 11) Borne Again Christians, who are fifty percent better than regular Christians, would provide two birth certificates when applying for ID and apologize to their mothers for the agony of the second labor. “There are no more criminals, people are ethically impaired. No one is overweight, they have an eating disor­ der. Even worse, no one is handi­ capped, they’re handicapable.” 12) Criminals who fake temporary insanity would be placed in front of a firing squad that fires blanks. 13) Since short people call themselves vertically challenged, and fat people call themselves horizontally challenged, men with small penises would be called both. 14) Women who wear too much make-up would be called clowns. 15) Furniture relocaters would return to their for­ mer title, movers. Cat burglars are currently claiming they thought of the title furniture relocaters first. 16) With the tradition of holding guns, video games, and TV responsible for the behavior of crimi­ nals gaining popularity, the “devil made me do it,” would be a legal defense. 17) “ Courtesy calls” from sales representatives would begin with the phrase: “Though 90 percent of all people aren’t interested, we knew you’d be the exception.” 18) “Politicians would be called foul wind bags. 19) “His or hers,” does not cover those people who are not sure. So for the sake of the androgynous it would be replaced with, “his, hers or its.” 20) Anyone who blames Beavis and Buttehead for anything they did wrong, would also give them credit for everything they ever did right. 21) flight attendants would be called waitresses unless they actually help fly the plane. 22) Barbers would be called follicle amputators and be licensed by the American Medical Association. Those that do not pass the test could go into veteri­ nary follicle assistance, dog grooming. 23) Women named Bambi and men named Spike would wear muzzles. And Janet Jackson should really loose the leash. 24) Party animals would be called festive Homo Sapiens displaying carnal tendencies, or second year seniors. 25) And finally, Rush Limbaugh’s views on the environment would be called cerebral bull. That’s how political correct speech will look when it gets out of hand. And it will. It takes away our abili­ ty to laugh at ourselves. And, if you cannot laugh at yourself, life becomes unbearable. I get increasingly angry when I see old works of lit­ erature reworked to eliminate any signs of prejudice or sexism form our past. Pretending these things never happened does not make them go away. Besides, it’s not important how other people perceive you. It is important how you perceive yourself. This is my last column. Thank you for listening to me. And I hope you laughed a little. If not, I’ll still get paid J State P ress Wednesday, June 1,1994 Page TA AGreat Pair for Summer! Need a Piace for the Kids this summer? The Fun & Fitness Camp for Kids! Equipment Rental •We rent tents, sleeping bags, backpacks, lanterns, stoves and more! •We will be open our regular semester hours throughout the entire summer! Explore the Great Southwest and use our equipment! •Five 2-week sessions-Sessions are 7:30am-12N Register for one session or ALL the sessions. •Children between the ages of 5-12 yrs. welcome! •Activities include basketball, fitness, tennis, volleyball, tours of campus, games, snack times and even swim time. They’ll love It!! U r m im Team and Individual Sports available SPO RT May 16-June 1 •Softball May 16-June 1 •3-on-3 Basketball May 16-June 1 •Sand Volleyball Dbls. May 16-June 1 •Tennis Session I May 16-June 1 •Racquetball Session I May 16-July 6 •Tennis Session II May 16-July 6 •Racquetball Session II R eg ister at the S R C Adm in. O ffice Aqua Step A erobics Is HERE!!!! May 31-Aug. 6 at the SRC Pool Mon. 5:15-6:15pm, Wed. 12:05-12:55pm, Thu. 5:15-630pm , Sat. 11 am-12pm Come join the HOTTEST new water exercise!! SAFETY EDUCATION •Aerobics: Session 1 All Sem ester Semester Passes: ____ May 31-July 3 May 31 -Aug. 21 $15.00/Students $25.00/Faculty/Staff Aerobic stickers allow access to ALL aerobic classes offered; both land and water. Learn to be safe . . . Community First Aid & Safety Class June 18; 9am-6pm Cost: $30.00 •Fitness Assessment •Body Compositions •Blood Pressure •Nutritional Analysis •Exercise Prescriptions •Beginning Exercise Programs June 2-16 M-Th 6-9pm Learn to Swim -Adult & Children Four 2-week sessions M-Th during early evenings ENTER FREE Seminars & Services Lifeguard Class •P e rs o n a l T ra in e rs are available by appointment Call 965-8920 for YOUR personal appointment!! # •Athletic Trainers •Adaptive Recreation •Safety Education •and MORE! The SRC has MORE to offer, stop in and see what we can do for you! •Open Rec is avaiiable anytime the facility is open! Student Rec Complex Building Hours Monday-Friday Saturday-Sunday Don't put off starting a healthy lifestyle any longer; Well-S.T.A.R.T.today!! 6:00am -11:00pm 9:00am -9:00pm *Special Hours tor Holidays and Breaks C all 965-5638 tor hour changes! Page25_ Wednesday, June 1,1994 S tate P ress AMERICORPS COMING SOON TO COMMUNITIES EVERYWHERE AmeriCorps is the new domestic Peace Corps w here thousands of young people will soon be getting things done through service in exchange for help in financing their higher education or repaying their stu­ dent loans. Starting this fall, thousands of AmeriCorps m em bers will fan out across the nation to meet the needs of communities everywhere. And the kinds of things they will help get done can truly change America —things like immunizing our infants... tutoring our teenagers...keeping our schools safe...restoring our natural resources ...and securing more inde­ pendent lives for our ill and our elderly. AmeriCorps... the new National Service movement that will get things done. Watch for AmeriCorps, coming Youth Corps members soon to your community... with the President a t the White House fo r the signing For more information, please see us at the table on Cady Mall Tuesday, June 7th. and find out more by calling: o f AmeriCorps National 1-800-94-ACORPS. Service legislation. CR O SSW O R D P U Z Z LE A# TRIBECA ‘Bittiards • ‘Dancitiß The First 3 0 0 people in the door can enter to win a trip to SAN DIEGO with Power 92. V I W S A* 'U< KSS I. I .>'-siir (4) t I.01. al imi i. ’ ) .V (6:tol ( I) / I»Wtoii. -1 ('*) V. Piccale (4) 11*. Slmiiblc ( I ) I I Ibbeimuii ( >i 14 I laivcsl ( \ i IS . S lu m (H ) I 1. 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NEED SALESMEN for insulated roofing system statewide. Unlim­ ited earnings. Leads furnished. Will train. M-F. 461-3144. BABYSITTER WANTED: Nonsmoker, reliable car, references, CPR certified. Gilbert area. One aftemoon/week, some weekends as needed. 813-0371 or lv msg. FAST TURNAROUND. Term papers, theses, resumes. MLA/ APA, laser, fax. Pat, 897-1741. ATTENTION COLLEGE Stud­ ents: National corp. hiring 20 col­ lege students for summer em­ ployment. Earnings opp up to $ 1000/wk plus qualify for college cash award prog up to $2000. For interview call 644-1862. EOE. TEICHERT MARKETING is looking for 5 people to join suc­ cessful sales team. Responsi­ bilities will incl marketing video rental pkgs to the general public. O ur program co n sists o f 78 movie rentals for $34.95, valid at 18 of the valley's largest video stores. Your compensation will incl a sal + comm. Avg earnings of $250-$400/wk (2 sales people earned over $1000 last week!) Please call Tom at 921-7755 bet­ ween 1-4pm to set up a personal interview. MARC CENTER Looking for dedicated caring people to work with individuals who are DD in home setting: For more info call 962-4838. ■ T Y P IN G /W O R D PRO CESSING HELP W ANTEDSALES s v c REP Customer service through sales o f services & products. Problem solver, exc comm skills, self mo­ tivated. Retail & cust svc exp, ft/pt. Apply in person: Mail Boxes Etc., 1739 E. Broadway Rd., Suite 1, Tempe. AZ. » HELP W ANTEDC H ILD CARE TELEMARKETERS c u s t " HELP W ANTEDSALES Schedule appointments for Sears. Tempe office. Flexible hours. $6/hr + bonuses. Call 968-5266. A TTEN TIO N SEGA Fans! W e’re looking for students to serve as the on-campus Sega repre sen ta tiv e fo r the 1994-95 school year. Excellent pay. free Sega product. Call Michelle at (800) 783-4237 x326 for more information. M Setting reservations-resorts. 8:30-1:30/3:30-9:00. N ear Fiesta Mall- Unique compen­ sation package. Must work well with people. No selling. HELP W ANTEDGENERAL 8 9 7 -1 6 7 6 • A lis o n Is Now Seeking Employees •N o experience necessary •Pleasant speaking voice required •A M 's & PM's available •N o Weekends! Call M ark (or leave m essage) for Interview $200 OFF! FREE U TILITIES! W alk to ASU. Spacious, 2 b e dro om apartm ents. A/C, fu r­ nished o r unfurnished available. From $440/ m onth. Beautiful p o o l area, laundry facilities available. FIESTA PARK APARTMENTS 1994 E. Lemon 894-9690 Terrace Road Apartments 950 S. Terrace 9 6 6 -8 5 4 0 $750/WK. ALASKA fisheries this summer. Maritime Services 1-208-860-0219. PERSONALS BOOGIE: BELATED Happy BDay! Always look at the bright side o f life! BARRO'S PIZZA- Excellent job opportunities for college stud­ ents. Avg. $10/hr delivering piz­ za. Now hiring delivery drivers for the Gilbert, Tempe & Ahwatukee areas. Please call 820-9282, ask for Dan or Brian. CLUB TRIBECA is now accept­ ing applications for wait staff, doormen & barbacks. Apply in person between 12-3, SW comer Scottsdale & McDowell. COSMIC PIZZA, is now hiring exp. pizza cooks & del. drivers. We offer flex. hrs. competative wages, a fast track to manage­ ment & great working condi­ tions. Apply @ 1523 E Apache Blvd. (no phone calls please). CHRISTA, HAPPY belated BDay! I hope you had fun. Too bad you still are not 21! —Derek. —\ APARTMENTS ) ---- $100.00 OFF FIRST MONTH'S RENT* ASU JáffiSSL, 4 *2 & I Apache * *3 Bedroom $575 *1 block to ASU 1855 E. D on C arlos . Laund m om TODAY! 968-6926 Fadlit 3 J *CoveredFarkil18 A + M a n a g e m e n t & I n v e s tm e n t *C #H f o r d e ta ils *» Matthews Center, Basement • 965-6735 Hours: Mon-Fri, 9am ,-5pm (3 line minimum) 941-2399 The State Press w ill be published on Tuesdays this summer. Don't miss a single issue! 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No hips, thighs, or butts about it. P.S. I have the thigh cream. 1-800-253-3782. RESTAURANTS/ BARS Crossword Puzzle Answers T Y P IN G /W O R D PRO CESSING ACROSS 1. W ish 3. P ib 5 1.ti.nl 7. ( iroicsvjuc 9 . 1 end ID. T rip I I . Irish 1 L I D e a n :42 .-Avoid 1 7. A slir I S . M o io n 19. D ream 2D. L a ri \ H ilarious 3X. | |..»pe h > T in 30 Lean 23 R ash ,T.S. Dusk 24 HOUR turn around. $2/page. Professional typing, laser, fax. Walkable/ ASU. Diane 829-1602. A PA /M LA EXPERIEN CED typing/word processing. Need it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744. PT BABYSITTER afternoons, w eekdays, C hild Dev m ajor please. Call Jackie, 345-6341. ASU AREA typing, w/p, editing, transcrptn, WordPerfect, laser. Charts/graphs. 966-2186 anytime HELP W ANTEDCLERICAL MOWN F everyday^ 100 Wings 750 Drafts B 21 Await 3 2. I.ailv 23. R ich 24 H ire 35. D uel 26. Kiln (Bud & Bud Light) B TUESDAY B $1.25 Michelob Dry B WEDNESDAY B IRISH MUSIC! 9 p.m.-1 a.m. • No Cover • We are hiring for a variety of temporary clerical positions. If you are skilled at word processing, typing, reception, switchboard or general office, please call for an appointment. B BONUS: W ork over 200 hours for us this sum­ mer and be eligible for a $250 scholarship. For more information call B THURSDAY B JAZZ! by BUD DIMOCK 8:& -11 p.m. • No Cover • FRIDAY 9 2 1 -9 4 4 2 A & M Personnel Services HELP W ANTEDGENERAL 1. W ail 3. II erd p Paler, -1. B asis 5. 1.out (> D rip / .G a t e crash 11. Inane 12. Intel §3. Ila rd v 14. G em l(>. Dim X. 1tu o i icons Mon-Thurs: 3-7 p.m. Sat: 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun: 12-9 p.m. HELP W ANTEDGENERAL Let Your Summer Casa Grande Daily in MU Apache Room MAT 106 * 2pm & 4pm MAT 117 * 1pm & 3pm If you'd rather spend your time doing something besides typing, let an ASU graduate help you make the best impression possible. APA/MLA expert, laser printer, rush jobs no problem! TUTORS St a t e P ress C la ssifie d s Private Party Rates 1 -4 days $1.00 per line/per day 5-9 days 9 2c per line/per day ALGEBRA LAB Taught by Experienced Instructor SERVICES LIVE OUT nanny wanted for 2 small boys, 3-4 days/week, 7am7pm. Must have car and refer­ ences. $3.50-$4/hr. 921-1954. HELP W ANTEDGENERAL SPANISH TUTOR, exp. grad student, all levels, group rates. Also proofing & typing. Call Doreen 966-5972. WHY TYPE IT YOURSELF? T h e resa • 9 2 + 1 9 7 6 SUMMER JOBS APARTMENTS M2 Block from Campus JOB OPPORTUNITIES WORD PROCESSING, secre­ tarial services, fax. 28yrs exper. Student discounts. S/W comer, Miller/Chaparral. 994-8145. HELP W ANTEDF O O D SERVICE HELP W ANTEDCLERICAL 858-0515 Beautifully furnished huge 1 b edroo m , 1 bath; 2 bed­ room, 2 bath apartments. All utilities paid. Cable TV, heated pool, and spacious laundry facilities. Friendly, cou rte o u s m anagem ent. Stop by today!!! FUN LOVING secretary needed for local marketing office. Must have proficient computer, typing, & phone skills. Hours and salary negotiable. Please call Tom at 921-7755. HELP W ANTEDC H ILD CARE • $ 6 /h r plus bonus Reserve Now for Fall DOWNTOWN PHX co. seeks p/t general office help, 20+ flex hrs, $5/hr. Please call 258-6471. NAT L FRANCHISE new to AZ. Friendly, hard-w orking, great personality. All positions & shifts. Call 827-7864. 527 W Broadway. (Located 2-1/2 miles from ASU) SUMMER DISCOUNTS! HELP W ANTEDCLERICAL EXP LINE cooks, ft/pt. Apply 24pm, Mon-Sat. The Vine, Rural & Apache, 894-2662. 21st C entury P u b l is h e r s APARTMENTS TUTORS HELP W ANTEDGENERAL MODELS/MOVIE EXTRAS. All types needed for feature films, music videos & print work. Pay $50-$500+ per day. 266-6224. n n rq Page 27 Wednesday, June 1, 1994 M Y our H = In d i v i d u a l oroscope F rances D rake = For Wednesday, June 1, 1994 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) A family member entrusts you with a confidence. You'll enjoy spending tim e alone w ith a romantic interest. Your intu­ ition is a valuable tool in busi­ ness today. TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Social interests are delightful, but a friend may ask you for help with a problem. Partners are on the same w avelength today. Travel, too, is favored. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Extra duties may arise in busi­ ness today. You should stay aw ay form g et-rich -q u ick schem es. W ait for all of the facts to coma.in about a new venture. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Travel has romantic overtones today. You may be slightly agi­ tated with a friend, but other­ w ise, social life is favored. Evening hours accent partner­ ships. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) An overdue bill may come to your attention now. Partners are in happy agreement about the use of joint assets. You may be doing a favor for a business associate. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) A business appointment may be changed. Singles are likely to meet with romantic introduc­ tions today. T hose w ho are already attached will feel espe­ cially close now. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) You'll be impressing someone you meet in business today. Your personality will be a plus factor in all you set out to do now. Avoid a nighttime bout of laziness. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) You'll enjoy a visit to a movie or a favorite restaurant today. Pleasure interests are highlight­ ed now. Singles may meet with a rom antic infatuation after dark. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Early-morning hours may bring extra duties at home. It's not a A good day for financial risk-tak­ ing, but shopping is favored. Home entertaining is a plus tonight. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) You may be overly serious as the day-begins, but later your attitude lightens up. Surprise ev en ts are likely at work. Romance, though, is sheer bliss '48, after dark. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) The personal touch works for you in business today. Plans for a social engagem ent may be changed. Shopping isn't espe­ cially favored. Tonight, you're contemplative. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Company may drop by ur pectedly. It's a thrilling day romance, and leisure events fun. Tonight, it's best that ; listen before you speak out. YOU BORN TODAY are in p en d en t and often beco> known as a person who does his or her own thing. You have a reflective side and may have J t a strong interest in philosophy or religion. O ften you work better on your own than in part­ nership. You do best when you specialize; otherwise, you tend to scatter your energies. You have m any ideas, bu t m ust A learn to finish what you start. Birthdate of. Marilyn Monroe, actress; Pat Boone, singer; and B righam Y oung, M orm on leader. S tate P ress Wednesday, June 1,1994 Page^M HEADACHE SUFFERERS D e a r F rien d , H ave y o u e v er w o n d e re d w h y a p p ro x im a te ly 1 o f ev ery 2 p e o p le re p o r t h a v in g s o m e ty p e o f h e a d a c h e p ro b le m in th e ir liv es? P e rh a p s y o u m a y b e o n e o f th e s e h e a d a c h e s u ffe re rs . If y o u a re a v ic tim o f h e a d a c h e s , h a v e y o u b e e n to ld y o u will p ro b a b ly h a v e to live w ith th e m ? H av e y o u trie d v a rio u s p ills o r c o n c o c tio n s to re d u c e o r e lim in a te th e p a in , o n ly to fin d te m p o ra ry relief, if a n y re lie f a t all? HEADACHES - TH E CAUSE It is in te re s tin g to n o te t h a t m a n y p e o p le w h o do n o t su ffer fro m h e a d a c h e s o fte n h a v e j u s t a s m u c h s tr e s s in th e ir lives o r a re e x p o se d to m a n y o f th e s a m e th in g s a s p e o p le w h o do su ffer fro m h e a d a c h e s . To u n d e r ­ s ta n d th is , w e m u s t c o n s id e r th e c a u s e o f h e a d a c h e s . H ead ach es are freq u en tly cau sed by n erve pressure or nerve irritation (subluxation) in th e sp in e. A p e r s o n w h o h a s e n o u g h n e rv e p r e s s u r e w ill o fte n n o tic e th a t h e a d a c h e s a re "triggered" b y c e r ta in th in g s o r a c tiv itie s s u c h a s s tr e s s a t w o rk , n o is e , w a lk in g , lig h ts, 9m ells, even d iffe re n t foods. S o m e p e o p le e v e n w a k e w ith h e a d a c h e s a n d w o n d e r w h a t th e y c o u ld h a v e d o n e w hile sle e p in g to c a u s e s u c h w ic k e d p a in . HEADACHES - THE EFFECT M any h e a d a c h e s u ffe re rs re p o rt th a t h e a d a c h e p a in a ffe c ts th e ir d a ily lives. AS AN ADULT, it is n o t u n c o m m o n for h e a d a c h e s to a ffe ct y o u r jo b . M isse d d a y s a t w o rk , p o o r p e r f o r m a n c e , a n d in s o m e in s ta n c e s , e v e n jo b lo s s c a n r e s u lt fro m h e a d a c h e p a in . R e la tio n s h ip s w ith th o s e y o u c a re a b o u t m o s t c a n s u ffe r d ra m a tic a lly . E v e n p a r tic ip a tin g in s p o r ts o r o th e r r e c r e ­ a tio n a l a c tiv itie s c a n b e a ffe cted b y h e a d a c h e p a in . A S A C H ILD - a c a d e m ic p e r f o r m a n c e c a n b e s e rio u s ly a ffe c te d a s it c a n b e v ery d if­ fic u lt fo r a s t u d e n t to c o n c e n tr a te o n sc h o o l w o rk w h e n th e y h a v e h e a d a c h e p a in . A th le tic a b ility c a n b e d ra m a tic a lly a lte re d a n d so c ia l d e v e lo p m e n t is s o m e t im e s s tr u g g l e d w ith , w h e n a c h ild h a s h e a d a c h e p a in . HEADACHES - THE SOLUTION Dr. R ichard L. O'Neal •Palmer College of ChiropracticDoctorate of Chiropractic, 1980 •Arizona Board of Chiropractic •Treating Physician for Korean Olympic Sports and Fitness Study, Seoul, Korea Member- American Chiropractic Association, Arizona Association of Chiropractic, International Chiropractic Association O n c e th e c a u s e o f y o u r h e a d a c h e s h a s b e e n id e n tifie d , a s o lu tio n m u s t b e c h o s e n . Y ou c o u ld tr y to n u m b t h e p a i n (and y o u r en tire body) w ith m e d ic a tio n w h ic h c o u ld r e n d e r y o u in effectiv e. Y ou c o u ld s im p ly w a it fo r th e p a in to go a w ay b u t it will s o o n r e tu r n , a n d t h a t is n o w a y to live. O r y o u c o u ld try th e "b u ll-h e a d e d " a p p r o a c h a n d ig n o re th e p a in . H ow ever, th e r e is a b ig g e r p ro b le m : k n o w in g w h e th e r o r n o t y o u h a v e n erve pressu re o r nerve irritation . T h e b e s t w a y to d e te r m in e if y o u r h e a d a c h e s a re d u e to n e rv e p r e s s u r e is to a tte n d m y s p e c ia l h e a d a c h e clinic. T h o u s a n d s o f h e a d a c h e s u ffe re rs h a v e re s p o n d e d v e ry w ell to g o o d c h iro p ra c tic c a r e a n d I w o u ld lik e to h e lp y o u , too! NOW IS TH E TIM E TO TRY If y o u th in k g e ttin g rid o r y o u r h e a d a c h e s w ill d ra m a tic a lly im p ro v e y o u r life, a tte n d m y s p e c ia l h e a d a c h e clinic to se e if I c a n h e lp . T h is m ig h t b e th e o p p o rtu n ity y o u h a v e b e e n w a itin g for. SPECIAL CHIROPRACTIC HEADACHE CLINIC Wednesday, Ju n e 1, th ru Wednesday, Ju n e 8 8:30am - 6:46 pm Call for i p Appointment 491-1242 Clinic Includes: FREE Examination and FREE X-Rays if needed ($150 Value) O’NEAL CHIROPRACTIC Dr. Richard L. O'Neal, Palmer Graduate We a c c e p t ASU f S tu d en t BX BS In su ran ce Oor office is designed to keep waiting to an absolute minimum! For your convenience, call 8:30am - 6:45pm M on.-Fri. for appointm en t 491-1242 C elebrating 14 Years In Practice f% 1070 E. Baseline Rd., Yempe Team Physician Sport and Fitness Council W orld Olym pic Chiropractic Com m ittee