© C opyright, S tate Press, 1994 Tem pe. A rizona Friday, April 1,1994 An Independent Morning Daily Vol. 78 No. 48 S t a ff m e m b e rs u n h a p p y w ith siz e o f p a y h ik e 5% raise to com e in dual parts By G arin G roff State P ress ASU classified staff employees and faculty apparently aren’t too thrilled with the size of pay raises for staff members approved by the Arizona Legislature earlier in the week. “From what I’ve been hearing, staff aren’t happy with it,” C lassified S taff C ouncil P resid en t R obert Curry said Thursday. “I think everyone was hoping for the 5 percent raise for the entire fiscal year.” The Legislature did approve a 5 percent pay raise for the next fiscal year, but in two parts: 3 percent in July and 2 per­ cent in April, 1995. Curry said he was happy raises were approved, but criti­ cized the way the raise was broken in two parts. ■ “If you average it out oyer the course of the fiscal year, it’s probably a 3.4 or 3.5 percent raise,” he said. Administrators, faculty and staff leaders for months pushed for a 5 percent pay raise and market equity to fill the pay gaps for the lowest paid employees. Bill Arnold, Academic Senate president, said he was gen­ erally pleased with the raise and even sent a letter of thanks to the Legislature and the govemor. He said he considered University and personal lobbying efforts to have been successful, but would have liked to have seen more. “I am not jumping out in the streets with joy,” he said, adding that the Legislature needs to approve more raises to increase pay to the level in other states. Arnold said he shared Curry’s disappointed that both clas­ sified staff and faculty didn’t receive equity pay. He said he pushed for both to have equal treatment from the Legislature. “I’d hate to see one group pitted against another,” he said. Curry said the Legislature is often unsupportive of higher education in general because its key members, especially those who lead appropriations committees, do not understand the mission of a university or the workload its employees face. “Given the current legislative climate and the feelings, I think we got about as good as we can expect,” Curry said. Some lawmakers unfairly punish the universities and their students, he said, by giving them less money because they don’t approve of controversial dramatic productions, certain classes or Channel 8 programming. “They use the budgeting process as sort of a hammer to beat us over the head with,” he said. The Legislature also approved equity pay for faculty, but not classified staff. Curry said he was not opposed to pay equity for faculty, but that classified staff should have had received the same treatment because staff is generally paid less than faculty. Fred Amaro, former Classified Staff Council president, said the Legislature unfairly put the faculty before the classi­ fied staff. “The faculty are getting these merit raises on the backs of staff, as far as I’m concerned,” said Amaro, who currently works in telephone services. He said classified staff picketed, set up rallies and pres- Members of Professor Donald Kelley’s Manufacturing Capstone Project class watch as a “modular storage unit” is assembled Thursday during a demonstration. The robot, designed by a team of ASU engineers, won the grand prize at an international robotics contest last month. R o b o -s u ccess Award-winning robot assembles spiffy storage units B y D avid Strow State P ress a student pushed a button on a keyboard, and the machine-filled laboratory came to life. / "% A robot scurried along a silver line, mechanic -^-arm s twisted and turned, and an astonishingly simple product emerged — a rotating carousel to hold videotapes, CDs, and computer disks. Complicated yet simple, it was the product of victory. Earlier this month, a team of manufacturing engineer­ ing technology seniors from ASU beat out eight other col­ leges to win the 1994 International WESTEC CAD/CAM Robotics Challenge in Los Angeles. The team won both Grand Prize and the Best of Show Prize. “This is the second year in a row that we’ve won it,” said Donald Kelley, professor of manufacturing engineer­ ing technology and the team’s advisor. “If you win two in a row, you’re on a roll.” The Grand Prize landed ASU’s manufacturing technol­ ogy laboratory a Pentium Gateway 2000 computer and over $40,000 worth of software. The project’s design took seven months. The team’s entry was a modular storage unit, used to store a variety of entertainment media. The students used a series of robotic systems to assemble the unit. “All aspects of automatic technology are strongly rep­ resented,” said Norbert Richter, a graduate student in man­ ufacturing technology. “Through this program, we as a team have developed the knowledge and the experience that this country expects from its industry.” The manufacturing system employs three robots tied into a 386 computer. The system takes 57 minutes to assemble and package a carousel, and is set-into motion by a single keystroke from the computer operator. The prod­ uct can include up to three levels, and each level is arranged by the buyer’s specifications to hold videotapes, CDs or computer disks. “The 386 is the heart of the manufacturing cell,” said Bob Sauer, the team’s leader. Evaluated in the project were creativity, abstract quali­ ty, flexibility, a technical presentation by team members T urn to Robot, page 2. T urn to B udget, page 2. University’s disciplinary system flawed, student claims A dm inistrator assigned to act as ‘prosecutor, defender’ in same m eeting B y G arin G roff State P ress An ASU student is questioning the accountability of the University and its ombudsman system after a series of bike violations led to the accusation he had assaulted an ASU DPS bike offiTorin Newton said misunderstand­ ings and lack of communication with administrators led to his being placed on administrative hold, preventing him from registering for his final class N ^ ^ Weather Outlook Mostly sunny and warm, becoming a bit breezy at times. High 87. ew ton before graduating this summer. ‘They have the power to do whatever that individual wants to do,” said Newton, an ASU student of five years who expects to graduate with a degree in construction engineering. The University placed him on hold Jan. 12. But Newton said he was not informed of that action until he received a let­ ter March 22 from David Swain, interim assistant dean of stu­ dent life. The hold was in response to Newton’s failure to show up for a meeting with Swain to resolve a code of con­ duct complaint over the alleged assault. Newton said in a December letter to Swain that he did not meet with him because it was scheduled during finals and because he wanted ftiore specific information regarding what The City of Tempe is expected to receive about $2 million to assist lower-income citizens. Page 6 An article takes a look at an epic question: Can men and women just be friends? Page 8 World/ Nation Upturned cars litter a Paris street following student protests. Page 3 he was charged with so he could prepare his defense. Newton wanted assistance from an ombudsman, someone to represent him in his meeting with Swain. Newton said he was-surprised to hear that Swain is his ombudsman. The two-month delay in notifying Newton is a sign that ASU administrators need to be held more accountable for their actions, he said. Graham Firestone, a law student who counseled Newton as a friend, said he thinks ASU unfairly waited to tell Newton about the hold in an attempt to get his attention. “I can only think that they were intentionally trying to wait three months,” he said. Newton, said he did not know specifically what the assault T urn Sports Carl Lewis will be one of many marquee names in the field at Saturday’s Sun Angel Track Classic. Page 11 to Student , pag e 2. Where To Find It Classifieds........................14 Comics............................. 10 Crossword.......................... 6 Horoscopes ............ 15 Opinion..............................4 Police Report......................6 Sports.......................... .....11 Today's Activities......,....... 2 World/Nation......................3 Friday, April 1, 1994 Page 2 T oday The Today section is a daily calendar o f events printed as a service to the ASU com m unity. R equests are p rin ted according to the space available each day. Campus clubs and organizations may submit written entries to the State Press in the basement o f M atthews Center, Room 15. Requests will not be taken over the phone. Entries must contain the full name o f the group, a description o f the event, date, time and the fu ll address o f the location. All requests are subject to editing fo r content, space and clarity. Deadline fo r entries is noon the day before publication. • A lcoholics Anonymous — Closed daily meeting, noon, basement of the old church at the Newman Center, northwest comer of College and University. • Campus C om m unities — N atural R esources and the E nvironm ent — Telephone Book Recycling on campus until April 15. For more information, call Richard Hydro at 965-3633. • Geology Club — Mineral sale. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m ., T y ler M all, in fro n t of Physical Sciences, F-Wing. • ASASU Recycling — Earth Day orga­ nizational meeting, Mama'a Pizzeria, 5 p.m. • MUAB Comedy Committee — Farce Side comedy Hour, an hour of hilarious sketch comedy, free, MU Programming Lounge, lower level, 12:30 p.m. • N ative A m erican B u sin ess O rganization — M eeting, A.1.1. Conference Room. 3:30 p.m. Monday: • Golden Key Honor Society — G eneral M eeting, guest sp e ak e r on C olosio assassination, refreshm ents served.M cClintock Study Lounge, 3 p.m. S tate P ress R ob ot_________ C ontinued from page 1. and the impact and success of the project. The winning project was born from Kelley’s MET 460 class, which Kelley termed “the most valuable course in the curriculum.” In this class, students incorporate all of their engineering skills in design­ ing a product and its manufacturing system. “Everything that we’ve learned over the past three years is integrat­ ed into one class,” said Robert Polynin, a team member. But more importantly, the students learned to function together as a team to solve problems, something that is vital to today’s engineers. “It was a big challenge getting organized, to get 18 students to work together and stay in the same frame of mind,” Polynin said. In addition to the Grand Prize, team member Michael Wheat was awarded the W illiam B. Johnson Leadership in M anufacturing Technology Award, which included a $250 scholarship and a plaque commemorating his accomplishment. Although the product was quite popular in Los Angeles, don’t expect to see it on store shelves any time soon. The product costs $90 per unit to manufacture, although Sauer added that “by using larger quantities we could reduce that cost significantly.” Since the project is publicly funded, commercial sales are prohibit­ ed, he added. “But we’re all getting one,” Sauer said. “We paid $20 apiece for ours.” B u d get________ C ontinued from page 1. sured legislators for raises while the faculty “pretty much sat on their hands and let a few key faculty carry the ball for them.” However, he said he was pleased with the across-the-board sraises. Even though faculty works hard, is underpaid and deserves merit pay, Amaro said equity pay should have been given to all. The University would probably be unable to function without clas­ sified staff, he said, adding that a walkout would demonstrate the importance of classified staff. But this is unlikely because too many employees fear they would lose their jobs, he said. Amaro shared Curry’s criticism of the Legislature, adding that it forgot an expensive study several years ago revealing that classified staff was underpaid by about 15 percent. “We might not have gotten anything if this hadn’t been an election year,” he said. S tu d en t_______ C ontinued from page 1. charge was for until he met with Swain Wednesday. Newton said the “assault" occurred when he patted the officer on the back and said, “We’re a little jumpy.” At the meeting Wednesday, the hold was lifted and no charges were filed against him, Newton said. “At this point in time, it’s satisfied, unless nothing else comes to it,” he said. Firestone blasted the ombudsman system and the way Newton’s case was handled because Swain, who also serves as an ombudsman, acted both as Newton’s prosecutor and defender. “There’s a systematic lack of accountability,” he said. A watchdog committee should instead mediate such cases, he said, as a way to improve the University’s accountability. Swain agreed conflicts of interest are possible. “There’s always a potential conflict when you have somebody who is paid by the University acting to mediate a dispute between some entity from the university and a student at the university,” he said. He said he didn’t know what the overall quality or success of pro­ gram is, but said ASU ombudsmen he knows strive to be fair. Newton said ASU should provide students with rules and proce­ dures in the student code of conduct and what will happen to them if they don’t abide by the rules. Currently, students enroll at ASU with­ out being aware of the powers administrators have, he said. “That kind of stuff should be open knowledge to a student entering this school,” he said. Newton’s clash with DPS officers began in the middle of last semester, he said. He was first stopped and ticketed for crossing a street outside a crosswalk. He was stopped a second time but not ticketed when his bike’s pedal clipped an officer’s bike. Newton wasn’t issued a ticket. About one week later, Newton said officers saw him come onto campus, stopped him and asked for his identification. They told him he had assaulted an officer, Newton said. Newton said he gave the officer his ID number, but didn’t hear anything until December, about 30 days later, when he received a let­ ter from Swain asking for a meeting date. Instead of setting up a meet­ ing with Swain, Newton sent him the letter asking about the charges so he could prepare a defense, he said. But Swain, in a March 22 letter to Newton, states he did send another letter. Newton said he never received it. The March 22 letter said that Newton was on administrative hold for “recklessly interfering” with ASU DPS activities. il W orld/N atiosi Friday, April 1,1994 S ta te P ress round .rizona Construction m anager chosen for Phoenix baseball staduim PHOENIX (AP) — A Phoenix com­ pany th a t oversaw co n stru ctio n o f America West Arena in Phoenix and the new G atew ay B aseball Park in Cleveland has been selected as construction manager of a planned baseball stadium in Phoenix. A Maricopa County Stadium District selection committee on Tuesday heard presentations from three bidders for the p ro jec t and unanim ously selected Huber, Hunt & Nichols on Wednesday. Huber, Hum & Nichols also built the Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans, the Suncoast Dome in St. Petersburg, F la ., an d the A lam odom e in San Antonio. D row nin g d eath lik ely for bab y girl found in su itcase PHO EN IX (A P) — A m edical examiner's report says a 23-month-old p d whose body was found in a suitcase could have drowned in a bathtub as her 17-year-old mother told police. M yra Omega told police that her daughter, Angelica Tanori, drowned Feb. 22 while Omega was talking on the phone. T he girl told p o lice she p u t her daughter’s body in a suitcase and placed it under a bed before leaving the home where she had been staying. The decomposing body was found March 7 after residents o f the home investigated an odor. E arly closin g o f cou rt called violation o f righ t to fa ir tria l PHOENIX (A P) — T he A rizona Supreme Court on April 19 will consid­ er whether to accept jurisdiction on a legal ch a llen g e ag ain st M aricopa C ounty’s closing o f its courthouses early to help erase a budget deficit A special action filed by defease attorney Patrick McGillicuddy on behalf of a client standing trial challenges an administrative order that cuts off public access to the cotuts at 3 p m. but allows trial s to continue to their normal enthng point. McGillicuddy argued that the admin­ istratio n order by S uperior C ourt Presiding Judge C. Rimball Rose order violates a defendant's right to a public trial. Ju stice Jam es M oeller said Wednesday the full court during is April 19 conference will decide whether to accept jurisdiction on the special action. Moeller denied McGillicuddy'* request for a stay of the administrative order. Page 3 Protests tu rn to celebrations French students victorious on jobs PARIS (AP) — They’ve been compared to the students who rebelled in 1968. But the young militants who forced a government retreat on its jobs policy this week sound more jaded than their legendary predeces­ sors, and face a bleaker future. “Some would like it to be more philo­ sophical, like in ’68. Today, young people are afraid of not being able to buy things,” said Olivier Girardin, secretary-general o f the Independent Union of Students. “What place will we have in society?” The fear led to nationwide protests over the last month. On Thursday, students again took to the streets, not to protest, but to cele­ brate their victory over the conservative gov­ ernment after it withdrew plans to reduce entry-level wages. “I’m as angry as my comrades of 20 years ago, but planting a red flag on the Sorbonne or revising the constitution won’t change things,” said Girardin. “What world did they change?” Girardin, a 25-year-old political science student from a Paris suburb, is leader of a movement that mobilized tens of thousands of protesters repeatedly over the past month to bring home to Premier Edouard Balladur that young people won’t tolerate lower pay even if it means a job. Balladur thought he could slash the 25 percent unemployment rate among youths by allowing employers to pay 80 percent of the $1,000 monthly minimum wage on starting jobs. After taxes, the lower wage would have been about $630. “You can’t live on that. Rent is 2,000 francs ($350) a month, at least,” said Olivier Daronnat, 24, a law student from Lyon. “Some people are ready to take anything, but that would undermine everyone else,” said Daronnat, studious-looking in wirerimmed glasses, jeans and gray turtleneck. Standing tough, and encouraged that farmers, fishermen and airline employees have been able to squeeze concessions from Balladur, students rich and poor blocked highways, trains and city centers across the country. Violence that injured several hundred m s u tiu m i n e s s Overturned cars litter a street in downtown Paris Thursday after clashes with police dur­ ing a student protest. French students celebrated their victory Thursday over the govern­ ment's plan to cut entry-level wages. police officers was largely blamed on rene­ gade rowdies, unlike 1968 when students made cobblestone barricades to battle police. Students in May 1968, backed by a gener­ al strike, demanded that the centralized gov­ ernment led by the aging President Charles de Gaulle act more quickly to improve educa­ tion and narrow the gap between rich and poor. The violence provoked a backlash by con­ servative voters in the next elections, but a new generation of progressive leaders soon replaced de Gaulle. On Monday, Balladur suspended the jobs law that went into effect the week before, and on Wednesday evening he scrapped it entire­ ly. Instead, he offered financial incentives to businesses that employ young people, a mea­ sure expected to cost the government $1 bil­ lion this year alone. The victory march got out of hand on the Left Bank, where a few hundred students clashed with police at the end of the march. Several hundred rioters smashed or set fire to 100 parked cars, sacked shops and threw rocks and bottles through windows and at police, who replied with tear gas. E ducation gets b o o st from W ashington WASHINGTON (AP) — Half a decade after states began trying to improve their pub­ lic schools, they finally have some financial support from the federal government. President Clinton signed the Goals 2000 Educate America Act into law on Thursday and by July 1, the first $105 million will begin flowing to states that apply for it. ‘T his is the beginning. It is the founda­ tion. Today we can say America is serious about education,” Clinton said just before signing the bill on the outdoor basketball court of a San Diego elementary school. The law requires participating states to develop — but not implement — education reform plans that set voluntary standards on curriculum, student performance and on the resources, materials and teacher preparation necessary to ensure that all children have an opportunity to learn. The bill authorizes $647 million this year for education reforms that move toward that goal, including $400 million in grants to states and local school agencies. The Education Department promises a “quick and simple application” process. “It’s really in co n ceiv ab le that any state that applies won’t get funds,” said Mike Cohen, a senior adviser to Education Secretary Richard Riley. Among the things to be examined: how the states plan on getting the money to local school districts and individual schools. States will have two years to complete their reform plans. “If we’re convinced it’s aimed at challenging standards for all stu­ dents, if the plan is really comprehensive and it’s a promising one, we’ll continue to pro­ vide funding,” he said. Government reassuring over Wall Street roller-coaster ride wwgci—a i Traders on San Francisco's Pacific Stock Exchange equities floor relax after a roller­ coaster day of trading Thursday. WASHINGTON (AP) — When the stock market plunges in New York, Washington gets nervous. Government officials from the president down have to worry about the drop’s effect on everything from the interna­ tional standing of the dollar to their political standing with the voters. The Dow Jones industrial average see­ sawed wildly Thursday, leaving the wellknown market barometer nearly 9 percent below its Jan. 31 peak. The continuation of the two-month turmoil prodded President Clinton into trying to reassure people “so that we don’t go beyond skittishness.” “No one believes that there is a serious problem with the underlying American econ­ omy. It is healthy and it is sound,” Clinton said after a bill-signing ceremony in San Diego. “Some of these corrective things will hap­ pen from time to time, but there’s no reason to overreact to it,” he said. Officials at the agencies most concerned with the financial markets — the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve and the Securities and Exchange Com mission — weren’t saying much for the record. But people who have occupied their chairs during earlier market crises say today’s offi­ cials probably are reasonably confident that the declines will tail off and won’t snowball into anything resembling a crash. “I’m currently in a wait-and-see mood as to whether or not they (traders) will engage in the kind o f panic activity in w hich they engaged in 1987,” said D avid R uder, a Northwestern University law professor who was SEC chairman 6 1/2 years ago when the Dow plunged 500 points in one day. “Market observers have represented to me that a correction has taken, or is taking place and it is occurring in a stable and orderly fashion,” said a current SEC commissioner, Richard Roberts. “O f course those investors who were pre­ pared to ride out the bumps and bruises in the short term, historically have profited a great deal in the long term,” he added. O pinion S tate P ress Friday, April 1, 1994 Page 4 State P ress 1 IT Boos & O ravos BOO — to U o fA ’s C en tral G o v ern in g C o u n cil, for p rop osin g a law that w ould withhold funding from sororities and frater­ n ities on the b a sis that the groups fa il to adhere to die university’s non-discrimination p olicies. A s critics o f the proposal pointed out, the Greek system offers the same oppor­ tunities to both men and wom en. The num­ ber o f women lining up to rush in fraterni­ tie s and m en fe e lin g d iscrim in ated after being denied admittance to sororities is, in all likelihood, zero. BRAVO — fo r o n c e , to th e A rizon a Legislature. Usually our fair-weather friend, the L egislatu re approved a m uch-needed increase in funding for the three state univer­ sities. Although som e monetary needs w ill remain unmet, the alm ost $550 m illion allo­ cated to A SU , U ofA and NAU — a $23 m il­ lion increase over last year’s allow ance — w ill hopefully begin to reverse a trend w e have grow n to o used to. T he stu d en ts o f A rizona have seen their tuition raised and their services cut for too long. Granted, you can ’t erase five years o f d eclin e w ith one increase, but this is at least a step in the right direction. B O O — to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, whose Texas-sized ego drove coach Jimmy Johnson — a two-time Super Bowl winner — to leave the team this week. After being snubbed by Johnson at NFL meetings in Orlando last week, Jones told reporters (albeit in a drunken stupor) that he would fire Johnson and replace him with Barry Switzer. Johnson decided to do Jones a favor and resign instead. This wasn’t the first time Jones mishandled a relationship with a coach — his hasty firing of the legendary Tom Landry in 1989 was altogether classless. BRAVO — to ASASU, whose officers, in an unprecedented fish-and-loaves type sce­ nario, look some time out to feed the masses Thursday afternoon. In an attempt to prove just how far a dollar can go — or, more accu­ rately, how far the extra $250-$350 students shelled out for tuition this year could have gone — ASASU officers served 400 people free hamburgers for dinner. ASASU’s total expenditure was $278, and a clever point was made during a time when the Arizona Board of Regents is considering whether to raise tuition again. B O O — to ASU, for assigning the same lawyer to both prosecute and defend a stu­ dent. Wanting assistance with a bicycle vio­ lations discrepancy, Torin Newton, a senior construction engineering major, sought an ombudsman to represent him in a meeting with David Swain, interim assistant director of Student Life. The ombudsman tamed out to be none other than David Swain himself, who agreed that “a conflict of interest is pos­ sible.” S STATE PRESS I A M^ L L H C N L Iw fC O ^ R E C T M E S j« M inority hiring at C ollege o f Law stirs up controversy, protest at A SU On Wednesday, March 23, the Black Law Students Association assailed th e Ivory Tow er, its members carried placards, they chanted, they marched, and they made their point. During the 25 years of its existence, the College of Law has tenured and retained exactly one professor of AfricanAmerican descent. Such a record speaks for itself. Yet a few pundits say BLSA is “wrong” for picketing. Wrong in what way? Morally? Legally? Politically? Are they wrong for having an opinion? Or are they wrong for demonstrating? Those who argue that BLSA was wrong to organize a pub­ lic demonstration stop short of owning that the students involved are wrong to have an opinion. For all practical pur­ poses, however, there’s no difference between having an unexpressed opinion and not having one at all. Such a posi­ tion basically amounts to a polite, but firm, rejection of the First Amendment. I question those that disapprove of the demonstration. In an environment that teaches us to think, reflect, reason and ponder ... why not encourage acts of civil disobedience? Isn’t that what intellectual life is about? Exploring other voices? Hearing other points of view? Crediting or discrediting them on the merits? Obviously the protest made people a little uncomfortable. It was supposed to. But maybe the loud and vocal protest helped remind some of us that we have a conscience, and it’s worth listening to. Especially when confronting entrenched institutional inequali­ ty. The recently formed Task Force on Minority Faculty Recruitment is probably a step in the right direction. Its pur­ poses are to evaluate current recruitment procedures and to identify possible minority faculty candidates. Given the pre­ sent climate, however, the three members of the committee, all volunteers, have a rather thankless job ahead of them. If they find a professor of color for the sake of his or her color, the hard-line faculty will be upset. If they find a compromise candidate in order to satisfy the necessary two-thirds of the faculty, the students are sure to be upset as well. Their first meeting, unfortunately, sounded much like many others on the same subject: the members of the law school faculty are committed to remedying the situation ... on their terms. Their terms involve high-sounding matters of scholarship, intellectual tradition, and legal criticism ... all terms which, when applied in the past, have effectively screened out many potential minority candidates. Maybe there’s something “wrong” with an intellectual tra­ dition that persistently segregates itself. And far from being an equitable solution to the problem, the highly touted (and currently practiced) policy of finding “qualified candidates from all walks of life” simply perpetuates the status quo. Why does the law school expect the old rules to work for a new game? Listening to the arguments fly back and forth, it occurs to me that the two sides are too far apart to understand each other. The same issues have gone round and round, widening the gap between them until it seems as long and as deep and as wide-open and silent as the Grand Canyon. Even if the sides can’t agree that diversity is in itself a good, both faculty and students admit the importance of the learning environment, which seems to be the best argument for hiring a person of color, anyway. If a minority professor can build a better mentoring relationship with minority stu­ dents, then the overall learning environment improves and success is passed on. If the members of the task force really want to succeed in finding and hiring minority professors, they’ll have to start at home ... the hard way ... winning concessions, building con­ sensus, and plotting an unswerving course toward a controver­ sial goal. The line they trace is a thin, high wire. Their mandate must be built with input from all sources ... students, faculty, and the legal community-at-large. The cacophony will be deafening. But everyone must contribute to the standard, often and with conviction. Of course, nobody said it was going to be easy. At the Arizona Statewide Minority Bar Convention last month, Professor Charles Calleros joked that a leadership position in the legal community was like “herding a bunch of cats.” I don’t doubt the truth of it. Somewhere out there is an easy-going, high-m inded minority academic with the heart of a lion, the courage of Daniel and skin the color of cool, dark earth. And when we find that person, we’ll look up the heavens and rejoice ... and then we’ll keep on searching, searching ’til our halls and our hearts are filled with all the colors of the rainbow. For only then can we be free at la st... free at last. Diana Lopez is a second-year law student. JAKE BATSELL, Editor JASON OWSLEY, Managing Editor CHRIS DRISCOLL................................................. City Editor MARY LEIGH SUMMERTON.................. Asst. City Editor KRIS FRIDRICH..............................................News Editor JAMES FRUSETTA........................................ Opinion Editor BRIAN FITZGERALD.........................................Photo Editor SAMANTHA FELDMAN..........................Asst. Photo Editor MIKE BRANOM.................................. ...............Sports Editor JEREMY STEIN.........................................Asst. Sports Editor DIANE BOUDREAU............................ 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State Press Phone N umbers Information „965-7572 Newsroom .„,965-2292 Magazine.....965-1695 Advertising.. .965-6555 Classifieds „„965-6731 1 O pinion Page 5 Friday, April 1, 1994 S ta t e P ress Schindler's List opens our eyes to inhum anity fS The Oscars have brought a lot of attention to a movie that first _ EAN opened in only major cities. After w inning Academy Awards for O 'N E IL L Best Director and Best Film of the Year, Schindler’s List may now be seen by many who would not have norm ally seen a film with such content. I had been planning to see this film for a while, but not until it won its awards did I make the effort. After leaving the theater, I bet the first word out of most peo­ ple's mouths was: “Wow!" I found it hard to believe that a whole world would let something like this happen — let alone a whole country. To think how easily the massacre of six million people had been carried out is mind boggling. Today, this kind of thing would be impossible. Nobody goes down without a fight. At the time, though, all the cir­ cumstances allowed it to happen: Germany was poor and needed a strong leadership; the Nazis came to power, and brought with them a sense of pride and nationalism; the Jews became scapegoats, and the Holocaust took shape. For those who have not made the effort to see this film, please do so; an education is at hand as soon as the film starts to roll. This is possibly the most moving and inspirational movie of our time. Everyone has seen the Holocaust films with the mass graves, starved prisoners, gas chambers, and cremation ovens in history classes. This movie takes the process a step further. Spielberg stuns his audience with the actions of his Nazi char­ acters. "Inhumane" becomes an understatement for the bar­ barous behavior of the Nazis. A movie like this makes me look back at every time any human was unjustly treated. Other situations that come to my mind are the shipping of African slaves to the American Regent Hurwitz, ABOR play students as April fools Is it just me, or is Regent Andy Hurwitz making promises that he definitely cannot guarantee and will probably come back to haunt him? In the March 29 edition of the State Press, Hurwitz was quoted as saying that “there ought not to be a significant increase (in tuition) this year." He further went on to state that it would not be appropriate, given the large increase that went into effect this year. Significant according to whose bank account? I have no doubt that he and President Lattie Coor could handle the increase in tuition, but for those Arizona State students who work five, six and sometimes seven days a week to pay for our education, a $100 hike in cost could hurt a great deal. Based on all of the problems we have had in the past with the Arizona Board of Regents, don’t be surprised if this promise turns out to be empty and soon appears on the “said we were going to, but couldn’t” list. So for those self-supporting students out there, start saving now! Maybe just quit eating for a couple of more weeks. consequences and his organization lost the chance to make colonies and states, the killing and relocation of NativeAmerican Indians while expanding the country westward, and money. Now, Farrakhan feels that he must convince the the round-up of Asian Americans into concentration camps in Black Muslims that the Jews are out to conspire against all of Black America, when in fact, they just dislike him. America during World War II. Now he has a plan: recreate an old prejudice to stop anoth­ How do we stop these kinds of situations from developing? The elimination of prejudice attitudes and educating without er. Why not just work to stop prejudice altogether? Not long biases are the best defenses. Minority leaders must continue to ago, the NAACP and B ’nai B ’rith, the Jew ish A ntistrive for equality, but they must work together for this cause Defamation League would work together in the Freedom in an integrated environment. Segregating these groups cre­ House (40th Street, New York City) to end segregation and ates stereotypes and prejudices, making it harder for them to discrimination and fight for civil rights. Now the NAACP has been forced to choose sides; both organizations must fight the all gain equality. Ironically, the Nation of Islam’s (The Final Call) leader, civil rights battle separately to protect their income. If Louis Farrakhan is so worried about his oppression, he Louis Farrakhan, complains of oppression, but would like to see the Jews oppressed. He cries for equality, yet wants seg­ should ask the Native Americans about theirs. If the white regation. Don’t get me wrong, the Nation of Islam has done man should give Black M uslims what is theirs, are the wonders for assisting all inner-city residents with its counsel­ Muslims ready to give the Native Americans that which is theirs? ing programs and security, The concept here is but the leadership is hypo­ The concept here is that history has been that history has been critical. “The true Muslims are not made, and that to blame today’s citizens made, and that to blame today’s citizens for acts at odds with other religions; f o r a cts th a t ou r fo re fa th e rs did, is that our forefathers did, the Muslim is a peacemaker, and they want peace with all ridiculous. The important thing is that we is ridiculous. The impor­ tant thing is that we real­ h u m an ity ,” states a book realize that acts o f discrimination are ize that acts of discrimi­ titled What Every American nation are immoral and Should Know A bout Islam immoral and inhumane. inhumane. The best we and the Muslims. • ___________________ can do is elim inate What Farrakhan does not tell us is the anger he feels for a deal that he had planned, but stereotypes and teach our children that there is only one elite went sour. According to Time Magazine, he had planned to race: the human race. Movies like Schindler's List are made so that we won’t manufacture a Nation of Islam cosmetic line, but after his forget our tragic past judgments and how these affect human remarks against Jews in 1984, the deal was term inated. Farrakhan failed to research his distributor’s investors; he for­ lives. We can learn from people like Oskar Schindler, one human, who helped to save the lives of 1,100 other humans; if got that investors are people, too (sometimes even Jewish), not just banks. Much too often, we all forget that we are deal­ there were only 5,454 other people like him at this time, 6 mil­ lion human beings may have been saved. ing with people. He labeled Judaism "a gutter religion,” Israel “an outlaw state," and Hitler "a very great man." His remarks paid the Sean O ’Neill is a senior English major. T h is world is all BACKWARDS,. R eagan has d e n o u n c e d O L U E NORTH.. S B aisr Y G o Cd w a ter Clinton g t Cl in t o n at' s, "let T hen T he wpshimgiôn Ffess Co r k HAS A 6 - kidiwow D in n e r i n ORDER Tt> KISS R X m O A N S BACKSIDES. , _ |j ._ ^ T r i Bl WELL MR.CUNTQN'S A FbuTtCl AM How cometica "Dont KiSS HtS'N? THERE'S ► H o t? BECAUSE HE. hasn’t kissed THEIRS UN. No,Twen>o IT There's N01WW6 UNUSUAL IN THAT m \NHATDO \ KNOW? ITAOUSTA T oo SiiAfLt Cat TRObA . have to understand . IT'S A MATTER O F P R O F E S S IO N A L ARKANSAS M l the Time % Darin McBain Freshman Journalism W LiKvii/U!l’l£Lvll5b 1 BLSA hoisted with its own petard — of racism -TlLivkY.,« WHITEWATER FA IR Y / S f tvotC P ^E Si G tE a n a ^ÎL ^ In the March 24 State Press, with an article covering the protest by the Black Law Students Association, the photo­ graph on the front page shows Corwin Townsend, president of the BLSA carrying a picket sign reading “No black qualified professors????” Protesters chanted angry phrases at law professors as they passed by for five hours. And Townsend threatened a lawsuit if the law school did not seek out and hire minority faculty. Townsend, it is the responsibility of the law school to hire the best qualified members for its faculty with no regard to race. As the president of BLSA, it is your responsibility to inform black qualified law students of opportunities that are available to them. By admission of your own placard, you have failed in your position. By organizing an angry mob to intimidate faculty, you have insured that a new black faculty member will be met with the same racism that you have used in securing his or her position. I hope the money you plan on taking out of the educational system in a lawsuit you are so confident of winning is put to better use than your positions would indicate. Richard Hammond Freshman Liberal arts Sta te P ress Friday, April 1, 1994 Page 6 Cities celebrate federal grants M unicipal leaders convene on even slicing of the pie were supplied by Mill Avenue businesses that were given By J ason H ill property tax breaks for their assistance with the beautification State P ress Local Arizona governments celebrated the improved eco­ of Tempe. “The streetscape ties all of downtown together, creating a nomic developments within their communities Thursday. unique sense of place while increasing comfort and conve­ The improvement was due in part to federal funding. The event, which was held at the Ramada Hotel in Tempe, nience,” said Dave Fackler, development community director. Don Cassano, former councilman and current mayoral integrated mayors and council members from around the state candidate, wishes cities were given more control of how to to discuss ways in which to spend federal grant money. spend the federal money. Tem pe is expected to “Federal money is an receive $1.87 million this year integral part of city gov­ for renovations to slum areas and to assist lower-income cit­ “This is a day fo r Tempe to brag. We ernm ent affa irs,” said izens. have used our funds to help establish the Cassano. “Unfortunately it does Tem pe m ayor Harry Mitchell told an audience of downtown area which is a symbol o f the have strings attached to it so you can’t spend it on 150 people that “this is a day community for Tempe to brag. We have exactly what you want.” -Tem pe M ayor used our funds to help estab­ The “strings” are that lish the downtown area which Harry M itchell each city must spend 70 is a symbol of the communi­ percent o f the money to help low/moderate income ty” Over the past 20 years Tempe has received approximately families with food and housing concerns. Fifteen percent $13 million in federal funds. must also be used on community service projects with the Ernie Vega, Redevelopment Supervisor for Tempe, agreed remainder allotted to staff and administration. with the mayor, saying that Community Development Block Vega said this year, Tempe will spend its CDBGs to fix Grants (CDBGs) played a vital role in the establishment of homes of people with low incomes, assist boys and girls Downtown Tempe. “Block grants were the catalyst for demolishing old build­ clubs, and provide assistance to the Shanti house, a support ings in downtown Tempe and establishing new ones,” Vega service and shelter for people with AIDS. “It is through the CDBG funds that the city obtains their said. However, bricked sidewalks, benches, and water fountains biggest gain in community pride,” said Mayor Mitchell. P olice R eport A S V police reported the following incidents Thursday: • ASU police were dispatched to Manzanita Hall where a stu­ dent claimed he was punched by another student. No charges were filed in the incident but police did warn the students of the consequences associated with an assault. • A male ASU student reported that someone stole his bicycle from the Physical Sciences Building where he had locked it with a chain lock. He estimated the value of his bicycle at $90. • A female ASU student reported that someone stole her bicy­ cle from Palo Verde East where it was locked with a U-lock She estimated the value of the bicycle at $690. • A female ASU student reported that someone stole a $20 bicycle from Cholla Apartments where it had been left unlocked. Tempe police reported the following incidents Thursday : • Police w ere dispatched to 700 W. U niversity Drive Thursday where a man with a pipe was reportedly following a girl and beating on apartment doors. When officers found the suspect, he swung the pipe at them and took off running. Officers chased him to a nearby school, where the suspect climbed to the roof. When he climbed down and tried to attack them again, he was maced and subdued. Police charged him with aggravated assault, disorderly conduct, trespassing and criminal damage. • A 48-year-old Tempe man pulled a gun on officers who *13° O F F were attem pting to serve a search warrant at his home Wednesday. The man had apparently been violating city codes and failed to appear in court. When officers knocked on the door, he refused to answer. Officers forced their way in and found the man in the kitchen, pointing a .25 caliber pistol at them. He dropped the gun and was charged with aggravated assault. • A man who was dancing naked in front of a house exposed himself to a 21-year-old woman as she walked past him. The man then put on a pair of shorts and ran away. • A 25-year-old intoxicated Tempe man forced his way into Gibson’s Bar at 410 S. Mill Avenue Tuesday without paying the cover charge. When bouncers approached him he tried to fight, but was pinned to the ground until police arrived. A search of the suspect at the police station revealed a substance police believe to be marijuana. He was charged with disorder­ ly conduct, assault and possession of marijuana. • Police arrested a 21-year-old Tempe man after a traffic stop revealed the man to be in possession of two vials of what the suspect admitted to be “crystal” methamphetamine. Police originally stopped the man for not having tail lights. When the man reached for his license, the officer noticed the vials in the man’s pocket. He was charged with possession of dangerous drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia. Reports compiled by State Press reporter Paul Matthews 9 6 5 ANY 6-PACK OF IMPORTED BEER O v er 7 0 b r a n d s t o c h o o s e f r o m . L im it one 6-pack per coupon P a p a g o swcorner Scottsdale & Mc Dowell • w ith coupon only Be Active ° r JlfiU 0e P °ad 9 4 6 -0 7 1 5 HAPPy •V * I ta lia n le g . H om e o f the 'K iller' C alzone £ I Mill § P Myrtle 8 9 4 -M A M A 1 0 6 E . U n iv e r sity D r. • College W a t c h 5 8 4) 9 5 8 0 9 Residence Hall Association L iq u o r i 9 6 5 i t h e r e l HOUR MON-H8 7-10:30 PM KILLIAN'S RED PITCHERS < 2 .9 9 BUD& I I M BUDUGHT piio S s G O O D F R ID A Y E cu m e n ica l W orsh ip NOON D a n fo r th C h a p e l A SV M orning Prayer: Fri & Sat 9am G O O D FRIDAY April 1 C o m m u n io n Services a t no o n & 7:30pm "A" M o u n ta in Stations of th e Cross a t 1:30pm (m e e t a t D anforth C h a p e l) EASTER VIGIL MASS Sat. April 2 8 p m in M ain C h a p e l EASTER SUNDAY MASS 6:00am Sunrise Mass in O ld St. Mary's C hurch 8:45am Mass in M ain C h a p e l 10:30am Mass (o n e in M ain C h a p e l/o n e in O ld St. Mary's C hurch) All Saints C a th o lic N e w m a n C e n te r 230 E. University Dr. (N orthw est C orner o f C o lle g e & University) A S S E H A T C A G O R N U B E E A T W O S H A R R O S E A S H B L A T E A L O N G E N T C R O SSW O R D by THOMAS JOSEPH ness 43 “— we all?” 44 Actress Ellen 45 Dweebs ACROSS 1 Sidewalk eateries 6 Blubbers 11 Like a galoot DOW N 12 Body of 1 Comic principles George 13 Washer 2 For each cycle 3 Blame 14 Paloma's assignor pal 4 Slalom 15 Table maneuver part 5 Actress 16 Ring up Norma 18 Poivre 6 Like partner criminal's 19 Top eyes tortes 7 Money 20 Actor machine Fernando 8 Corrup­ 21 Draw tion 22 Cause of exposer jitteriness 4 24 Pleased 1 2 3 25 Orbital 11 minimum 27 Yard part 13 29 Get off IS the subject 19 32 “Exodus” 1 hero 55~ 33 Convened 25 34 Bagel topper 27 28 35 Sardine 32 holder 36 Exploit 35 37 Have 1 debts 39 38 38 Sheep 42 sheds 40 Lawn aid 44 42 State of prepared­ s o w B E A D D N S E M s S E E S T X A N E S A s H A M P O O 1 1 C R A P z O N E A N 0 A R S P A A T O M T O N E E N D g E S S O W N A M E Y L O N X L E S Yesterday’s Answer 9 Poe’s “The Tomb of contributor (si.) 28 Baltimore bird 30 Cheapish 10 Climbed 31 Wields 17 Has power longings 23 Dog doc 33 Like many attics 24 Lapidary concern 39 Go astray 26 St. Peter, 41 Smeltery for one need 27 Campaign 7 6 5 8 9 10 30 31 12 16 14 1 ■ 18 17 21 20 1 _ ■ 26 29 ■ 33 34 40 1 4 1] 3y 4 3 45 1 4-1 DAILY CRYPTOQUOTHS — H ere's how to w o rk it: AXYDI.BAAXK is L O N G I; E H O W O ne letter stands for an o th er. In this sam ple A is used for th e th ree L's, X for th e tw o O's, etc. Single letters, apostrophes, th e length an d form ation of th e words are all h ints. Each day th e code letters are different. 10C Wings during game 4-1 FREE FOOD, FREE DRNKS ALL DAY LONG {Just kidding. April Fools.) But today only you get a F R E E Mama size Italian Ice, any flavor with any purchase. That's no foolin'. CRYPTOQUOTE E BVO U ON Z V YYS V Y I. M V S N LIY LIY U O U E I) — 1) I E S Z O S Z F K S I. J LJK ES R C I YS 1.1 Y LIY U F.C .S, LIY O VN . LO F YN Yesterday's C ryptoquotc: PATIENCE IS POWER; WITH TIME AND PATIENCE THE MULBERRY LEAF BECOMES SILK.—CHINESE PROVERB «3 1994 by King Features Synoicate, Inc. P a»;e 7 Friday, April 1,1994 S ta te P ress H a y d e n 's F e rr y R e v ie w and State P ress Police Reports- Too bizarre Literary Broadsides by Karla Elling to be anything but real. O n S a le 2:30 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Monday Tuesday Thursday Friday J& . Look for our table at the entrance to the Language and Literature building. V Indoor ‘nnolnc & Swimwear 966-6397 H ardw are If w e d o n ' t h a v e it, w e ' l l g e t i t f o r y o u . •Hardware «Housewares «Phone & TV Cable «Lumber «Paint «Plumbing Supplies •Tools «Balsa Wood «Model-making Supplies «Plus Special Orders 9 6 8 -4 S 4 4 Apache Broadway Rural Bkmpw m i WherehouM n««ds M -F 7:30a.m . - Sp.n Sat. 9 2 9 E . Broadw ay 8a.m . ■ 7p.m . Tempe Sun. (S.E. Corner of Rural & Broadway) 9a.m . - 5p.m . SWIMWEAR • '94 Styles Arriving Daily TANNING I st TAN FREE! fNewcustomers onlyJ "¿"tanning """ SESSIONS • Large Selection M 9 .9 5 1 Month UNLIMITED J fr# m *34.95 • Mix & Match Separates Upstairs at the Cornerstone Mall next to Flakey Jakes $ $ $ WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SUMMER? Inter-Tel NetSolutions, Inc., a Chandler-based long distance phone company, is offering to all seniors a summer program which includes: * DIRECT SALES INTERNSHIPS for May 31 - August 20, 1994, base salary of $170 per week plus incentive pay up to $320 per week * SCHOLARSHIPS OF $7,500 for top performers * EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNTIES for top performers * DIRECT SALES MARKETING CLASS on May 16-27,1994 Applications available in BA 123. ARIZONA STATE SHOW US YOUR CURRENT ASU 1.0/ or FEE RECEIPT, YOU'LL GET A DINNER This year we're doing it again! Every Sunday (but ONLY on Sunday), Mike Pulos of The Spaghetti Company will give you one FREE dinner* for each dinner you order! It's our 2-for-1 SUNDAY ASU SPECIAL. And it's good for the whole year at our Tempe, Phoenix and Scottsdale locations. Any day of the week, for lunch or dinner, The Spaghetti Company is known for a great meal at an affordable price. But the SUNDAY ASU SPECIAL makes our already terrific prices even better! Our dinners include a full-course meal with ail the trim­ mings - from salad to dessert. St a t e P ress Classifieds - th e bargains are in th e back. •But you MUST have your current student I.D . card or fee receipt with you to take advantage of this offer. 15% gratuity added to all discounted checks (except senior citizen discounts). Chicken Cordon Blue, Steak Di Jon, Stuffed File o f Sole, Tenderloin, Chicken Marsala, Veal M arsala, Three Pasta Opera and orders to go ARE NOT included in the 2-for-1 special. OPEN AT 11:00 A.M. TO 11:00 P.M. SUNDAYS! In fo rm a tio n a l m e e tin g w ith th e co m p a n y rep resen tatives: Wednesday, April 6th, 12:30- 1:30 pm BA 101 A reception will follow. So, dollar for dollar, when you're hungry and you need a break, you can't beat The Spaghetti Company! ESPECIALLY ON SUNDAYS! With 2 dinners for the price of 11 OPEN A T 10 A.M. ON GAME DAYS! E n j o y o u r n i g h t l y d r in k s p e c i a l s . § p a | % t t i ( p n t p a i t ^ RESTAURANT P H O E N IX SCO TTSDALE South on Central Just Pasta McDowell 7373 N. Scottsdale Rd. Just North of Indian Bend 257-0380 483-5669 O L D TO W N TEMPE 4th St. & Mill 966-3848 S tate P ress Friday, April 1, 1994 Page 8 C an A SU stu d en ts retain p la to n ic relationships? A lo o k at m ale-fem ale in teractions o n cam pus B y C hristina Bailey State P ress Can people of the opposite sex have close friendships? The subject can raise the hair on a man’s back and put a woman on red-alert. But despite the obvious differences and a few obstacles to overcome, some men and women are finding opposite-sex relationships to be more rewarding than same-sex relation­ ships. In an independent, unscientific survey done by the State Press, ASU students have found opposite-sex friendships to not only be possible but better, provided they could keep certain elements from entering their relation­ ships. A fter the laughter, the “I probably shouldn’t say anything” looks and the “you answer that question,” from one male friend to another, most men who took part in the survey agreed that when they first talk to a woman, friendship isn’t the first thing on their mind. “When a guy sees a girl he doesn’t think friendship, he thinks something else,” said Nyema Guanna, with a smile. Guanna, an ASU philosophy senior shrugged and went on to say, “If it doesn’t work out, then he may.think about friendship." Most students agree that there is an ele­ ment of sexual attraction that exists in female and male friendships. To what extent depends on the situation and the individual. “It is easier to be friends with someone who is ugly or not physically attractive,” said one ASU student, who wished not to be iden­ tified. “Looks are not everything but it sure makes things more clear cut.” Some of the students felt the sexual ten­ sion in opposite-sex friendships ultimately turn into affairs, while other students felt friendships could not be attained without a certain amount of sexual tension. Dr. Joel Hutchinson, staff psychologist and group coordinator for ASU’s counseling and consultation program said the kind of closeness involved in intimate friendships between members of the opposite sex can create a certain amount of sexual tension. But because they value the friendship, most men and women will try and protect the relation­ ship from becoming sexualized. Hutchinson said he doesn’t see sexual energy as a part of every friendship, and for the most part people tend to keep their feel­ ings in check. Clear statements and boundaries must be set in a friendship to keep feelings, if any, from interfering or ruining the relationship, he said. Alan Frost, an ASU graduate student in the College of Education, disagrees, “When you are friends with a female, there is always something more ... maybe,” said Frost. “The question always arises sooner or later, and if you can work through that, you can remain friends.” Photo Illustration by William Lynam/State Proas Many friendships between men and women abruptly end when the man tries to move the relationship into deeper territory, according to an unscientific State Press survey. State P ress Police Reports Too bizarre to be anything but real. S T A T U S S t n d o a f A f f a ir s T r ib u t e t o U n iv e r s it y S t a f f Once a year Student Affairs honors classified and administrative staff at Arizona State Universitywhohavecontributedsignificantlytothequalityoflifeforuniversitystudents. 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OKAY, U1E'VEDECIDED THECOUNTRYCAN ' NOW GEAR UP HXT the- m o s t p a m u s s INQUIRYIN HISTORY. ~ t BY GARRY TRUDEAU c iA P s ë \ ^ to r eleasetheftleg . 1 r r V . D o o n e s b u ry E By GARY LARSON "‘ J ’ W THE FAR SIDE How COOLS) "(00 WSS that ? It WAS RIGHT TO 100 ! Q . :;> H State P ress Friday, April 1, 1994 Page 10 > r7 1 Suddenly, and to Rodney's horror, the police arrived with nerd-sniffing dogs. SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) — It’s hellllllo Birmingham for Michael Jordan. The Chicago W hite Sox assigned the retired basketball star Thursday to the the Class AA Birmingham Barons in Alabama. “I’m really looking forward to it, hittingwise,” Jordan said. “The competition will cer­ tainly get me prepared so I know where I need to be. Hopefully it is competitive and hopefully I’ll respond well to it.” Jordan retired from the N ational Basketball Association last summer. He was 4-for-22 in minor-league baseball this spring after going 3-for-20 in 13 exhibition games for the White Sox. “My main objective is to do well as long as I can and let them decide if I’m good enough to move up,” Jordan said. He plans to give baseball a year. JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — The Alaska House, whose members are prone to strong opinions and long-winded speeches, refused to honor someone with the same traits: Rush Limbaugh. A few liberal legislators said they signed on to the Limbaugh plaudit without reading it. They said they were tricked by its title, “Honoring Excellence in Broadcasting.” “I just assumed this was going to be a citation giving a pat on the back to the public broadcasting stations of Alaska,” said Rep. Fran Ulmer, a Democrat. “When it was point­ ed out to me what was in this citation, I almost had a heart attack.” The prime sponsor, Republican A1 Vezey, called Limbaugh “the greatest humorist since Will Rogers” but gave in to objections and withdrew the citation Wednesday. BRYSON CITY, N.C. (AP) — Jodie Foster, in western North Carolina to make a movie, made a brief appearance at a hospital. It wasn’t for pre-production or filming. She fractured her toe on a piece of furni­ ture Tuesday and was treated Wednesday at Swain County Hospital. Foster, co-producer of Nell, left the hospital after an hour. Foster stars in the movie as a woman raised by her m other in isolation. Liam Neeson stars as the rural doctor who discov­ ers her. AMHERST, Mass. (AP) — Bill Cosby and his wife, Camille, are helping their alma mater keep young people in school. They gave $50,000 to a University of Massachusetts project that funds programs for marginal students in danger of falling behind and dropping out of high school. The money from the Cosbys, both of whom received their doctorate degrees from the university, will be for scholarships and tutoring programs using high school students to help elementary students with reading and arithmetic. It was the second $50,000 donation the Cosbys made to the program. LOS ANGELES (AP) — Burt Reynolds left a hospital Thursday with doctor’s orders to go home and take it easy. The 58-year-old Evening Shade star spent the night at M edical C enter o f N orth Hollyw ood after com plaining on the set Wednesday that he was dizzy and nauseous. “It was strictly stress related,” said Lamar Jackson, a producer of the CBS series. “It was just exhaustion from work and all the things that have been happening to him. The doctor wanted him to go home and relax.” Doctors found no evidence of heart dis­ ease. Reynolds fell ill while taping the show’s season finale, said his publicist, Joe Sutton. R eynolds and Loni A nderson w ent through a bitter split this year. Reynolds took former girlfriend Dinah Shore’s death very hard and recounted how he fended off mug­ gers with a punch or two earlier this month. State P ress P olice Reports - R eal co p s. R eal re p o rts . R eal stra n g e . H a r k in s L u x u r y T h e a tr e s *^ S P f l f l Shows ¿ B oelore 6PM ' M * Gourmet Snath Bar • Stereo Surround Sound Adenote« Spec«*! Engagement • b eitolP hoenix’ Snach Bars • low est Admission Prices » FREE Refill on Large Popcorn & Large Drlnh •Advance Tlchet Sales WINNER ACADEMY AWARD BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM “A HOT BLOODED HUMAN COMEDY” -Jana Maslin, THE NEW YORK TIMES “A ROMANTIC COMEDY YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH! 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But much of it is still unspent Maybe, says one conference official, people have just been slow to realize they can spend the money on their a b ­ ietes without running afoul of NCAA law. By some estimates, only about half the roughly $6 million funneled to the various conferences the past two years was used. But most o f the $3 million going to the conferences this year will probably be spent as intended, Gautt fig­ ures. N C A A creates new d ivision The NCAA is creating a new division to handle educational program s and resources related to minority, women’s and student-athlete issues. The new division will be called edu­ cation services, the association announced Thursday, ft will handle edu­ cation resources, professional develop­ ment, research, sports sciences and youth programs. Within those areas, staff will pay spe­ cial attention to education and resource developm ent for gender equ ity and minority issues, and to student-athlete services. The group also w ill handle scholarship program s, em ploym ent opportunities, staff training and diversity workshops. The conference also announced Thursday the creation of a new position, director of education resources, to over­ see women’s issues and student-athlete issues. Janet Justus, w ho had been NCAA director of eligibility as well as liaison to the Committee on Women’s A thletics and to the Student-A thlete Advisory Committee, has accepted the position. M arino u nd ergoes su rgery M iami D olphins quarterback Dan Marino underwent successful surgery Thursday to remove bone spurs from his right ankle. Marino suffered a tom right Achilles’ tendon in the second quarter o f a game against Cleveland on Oct. 10. Marino may still be able to partici­ pate in die Dolphins’ mini-camp in early May. He is expected to be healthy in time for the start o f training camp in mid-July. NBA R oundup San Antonio 101, Cleveland 85 Milwaukee 111,Portland 109 Seattle 95, L.A. Lakers 92 Phoenix 117, L.A. Clippers 102 Atlanta 106, Sacramento 102 N H L R oundup Dallas 2, Boston 2, tie Calgary 4, Philadelphia 1 Quebec 4, Detroit 2 Washington 6, Chicago 3 San Jose 5, Toronto 3 Edmonton 3, Anaheim 2, OT Compiled by staff and AP reports Associated rre s s Carl Lewis rounds the bend, on his way to winning his second-round heat of the 200meters at the World Athletic Championships in Stuttgart, Germany, August 19,1993. Lewis is one of several Olympians scheduled to compete at Saturday's Sun Angel Track Classic. B y T o d d K elly State P ress Saturday’s track and field event, the 15th Annual Sun Angel Track Classic, will pit ASU against some of the finest collegiate track programs in the country. But there is a bonus for fans — some of the most recognized and successful Olympic athletes will compete as well. The list o f nam es in clu d es C arl Lewis, Mike Marsh, Dennis Mitchell and Leroy Burrell, whft comprise the 4 x 100-meter team from the Santa Monica Track Club, as well as Kevin Young, the world-record holder in the 400 hurdles. Raymond Stewart, John Regis, Floyd Heard and former ASU star and current ASU assistant coach Lynda TolbertGoode will also compete. “I can tell you it’s truly one of the outstanding fields that we’ve had in a long, long time,” said ASU track and field head coach Leonard Braxton, refer­ ring to the number of collegiate teams that will be here with the star-studded cast of post-collegiate athletes. Associate Athletic Director Herman Frazier, also a former ASU track stand­ out, echoed B rax to n ’s sentim ents regarding the field of runners. ‘T he rich tradition in ASU track and the hospitality bestowed upon the ath­ letes by the Sun Angel Foundation” are the biggest attraction for the runners, Frazier said. “August is generally the peak of the season for our athletes,” said David Greifinger of the Santa Monica Track Club, “ft is still early in the year for our runners, so a record is unlikely, but I expect some very good times. Any time they step on the line, they take it serious­ ly.” Burrell said he and his teammates will hold nothing back in the Classic. “When we compete, we take it pretty seriously, especially the relays.” T urn to Stars, page 13. Sun D e v ils lin e up w ith w o rld -cla ss ath letes B y E lizabeth A ppelen State P ress For a college ath lete, m eeting an Olympic gold-medalist is a dream come true, and to get one of their spikes auto­ graphed is a bonus, but to compete with them... that’s an honor. World-class track athletes will compete for the top spots in the 15th Annual Sun Angel Track Classic on Saturday at the Sun Angel Stadium/Joe Selleh Track. Olympians Carl Lewis, an eight-time gold medalist, and the current men’s 400meter world record holder Kevin Young are just two of the many superstars that will make this year’s Sun Angel Classic shine. Field events for Saturday’s competition start at 11 a.m., while the first running event is scheduled to start at 3 p.m. Lewis, along with his Olympic team­ mates, Mike Marsh, Leroy Burrell and Dennis Mitchell plan to try and break their own world record of 37.40 seconds in the 4x100 relay Saturday. O ther O lym pians com peting at the B y J eremy Stein State P ress With ASU’s current radio contract for athletics coming to an end at the conclusion of the 1994 baseball season, the University is now examining bids for a new contract. With the possibility of a five-year deal — a three-year contract and two one-year options — four companies have given bids to ASU, including KTAR, which is currently under contract with the University. KTAR-620 AM has been the home of Sun Devil sports for the past 12 years, having signed its most recent contract in February of 1992. KTAR general manager Marc McCoy said coverage of ASU athletics is “vitally important” to the station. “We consider it to be a very important part of the package we offer to our listeners,” McCoy said. Classic are current ASU assistant coach Lynda Tolbert-Goode, Floyd Heard, British O lym pian John R egis and Jam aican Olympian Raymond Stewart. ASU coach Leonard Braxton thinks the competition that the top-notch Olympians bring to the meet can only help his team. “ft brings out the best in us and that is what were are looking for,” Braxton said. “I am very ex cited to run w ith the Olympians! Also, we can take pictures with them and get our spikes autographed,” ASU All-America sprinter Lade Akinremi said. “Last year,” Lade’s sister Tayo chimed in, “I got my spikes signed by Carl Lewis at Mt. SAC and never washed them.” Braxton said that the strong group of collegiate women’s teams, such as LSU, UCLA and Texas, that will take part in the Classic will help the Sun Devils “find out their strengths and weaknesses before going to the Pac-10 Championships in May.” Despite facing these collegiate power houses, Braxton knows that anything can T urn to The only other Valley station in the running for the con­ tract is all-sports station KNNS-1360 AM. KNNS general manager Kathy Lawrence said the station is interested in ASU athletics because, “KNNS is interested in exploring all sports opportunities.” The other two companies in contention for the contract are both syndicates from outside Arizona. Impact Sports out of Seattle/Spokane and L earfield Com m unications out of Jefferson City, Mo. have both submitted bids. If Impact Sports is awarded the contract, ASU athletics would be broad­ cast on KTAR. Learfield Communications did not include a broadcast station in their bid. In evaluating the bids, ASU is looking for, among other things, the one that provides the best coverage, a good signal, and the best dollar figure, said Sports Information Director Mark Brand. C lassic, page 13. Craig Macnaughton/State Press Sun D evil 80 0 -m e te r ru n n e rs Kim Toney and Janice Nichols will repre­ sent ASU at th e Sun A n g el T rac k Classic Saturday. In finding the company which would provide the good, strong signal, ASU hopes to broadcast to southern California, Utah, west Texas, Las Vegas and Albuquerque, N.M., accord­ ing to Brand. Since the bids are still being looked at by ASU, the finan­ cial details of each company’s bid were not available. But McCoy said that KTAR had submitted several different bids, all of which were higher than in the past. The company that receives the contract will also be expected to do more than just broadcast football games. This school year, KTAR not only broadcast football, men’s basket­ ball and baseball games, but also held call-in shows with foot­ ball coach Bruce Snyder and men’s basketball coach Bill Frieder and helped promote athletic events. ASU had set a tentative date of today to make a decision, but Brand said no definite date is set for the announcement. C r ì / la v Sun Devils look to make UofA 1st Pac-10 victim. B y D aw n W agner State P ress The city of Tucson and “The Twilight Zone" are rarely used in the same sentence. But to the ASU men's tennis team, the words are synonymous. “Strange things happen there," ASU coach Lou Belken said. “If you were to give them (UofA) a list and say, ‘Pick out the players, and the matches you think they’re going to win and I would do the same thing,’ we might both guess one right. “We just have to try to win all six matches in singles and all three doubles matches.” The 25th-ranked Sun Devils will attempt to overcome the unknown forces surrounding the Robson Tennis Center as they meet the No. 37 Wildcats today at 1:30 p.m. Belken also said that there are a lot of physical distractions that the Sun Devils (8-7 overall, 0-6 Pac-10) will have to deal with when they travel to Tucson. “The courts are different,” Belken said. “You get a lot of what I call physical distrac­ tions: the court speed, the wind and just a variety of stuff like that. There’s some alti­ tude down there, and there’s a whole bunch A n i*ì 1 1 of physical factors. It’s also not unusual to be heckled down there.” A key factor for ASU to come away with a victory will be dealing with the verbal assaults from the Wildcat fans. “You need to prepare to be able to handle that and block that out,” Belken said. “I think that there’s a distraction in just playing UofA. It’s just a match that’s always a rough match, and no matter how good we are or how good they are, if you get a win against them down there, you’ve done a good job. “It’s a big rivalry and it’s a battle down there. There are a lot of distractions and you need to be pretty mature to win down there." The Sun Devils are coming off of back-toback losses last weekend against Stanford and Cal. Although the loss to the Golden Bears was disheartening in itself, the fact that the Wildcats (7-7, 1-5) beat Cal last week made the loss even more unbearable. "We are coming off a frustrating loss to Cal, who are 16th in the country,” Belken said. “We really felt that was a match we should have won. They (UofA) beat Cal. They had a good week winning that match, so I’m sure that they’re very excited to play us and we’ve got to rebound and play well down there.” S tate P ress 1QQA Junior Peter Jeschke hopes to help the Sun Devils bounce back from back-to-back losses and capture their first Pac-10 victory of the season against UofA today in Tucson. Take me out to T h e B allpark Rangers’ stadium is more than just sum of its parts Associated Press Texas Rangers players work out for the first time in their new home, The Ballpark in Arlington, in Arlington, Texas, Thursday. The Rangers play their first game at the stadium tonight when they host the New York Mets in an exhibition game. ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — When Tom Schieffer set out to build a new home for the Texas Rangers, the team’s president knew better what he didn't want than what he did want. The cement doughnuts of the 1970s were out of the question. The 21st century-style SkyDome in Toronto was too high-tech. Camden Yards in Baltimore was great, but a replica wasn’t needed. Architect David Schwarz was thinking along the same lines. In preparing what would be the winning bid, he vis­ ited a dozen stadiums and picked out the best characteris­ tics of each. Schwarz and Schieffer came up with The Ballpark in Arlington, a place that keeps the old-fashioned feel of the classic parks without sacrificing the modem conveniences and luxuries of newer stadiums. “We wanted to build something that was its own struc­ ture that evoked memories of the past, but was not a copy of something else,” Schieffer said. “There’s no other ballpark that looks anything like this,” added Schwarz. The park gets its beauty and distinction between the foul poles, both on and off the field. Borrowing from Fenway Park, there’s a low, irregular­ ly-shaped right-field fall that juts toward the plate in the comer, bending from 349 feet to 325 feet at the line. The stands behind right field are a two-deck home run porch much like Tiger Stadium. The front row of the upper level feels very close to the action and may be a T urn to Ballpark, page 13. EVEREADY ENERGIZER L IT H IU M AA W ORLD’S LONGEST LASTING AA. AS MUCH AS THREE TIMES LONGER THAN ANY ALKALINE BATTERY. MANUFACTURER’S COUPON I EXPIRATION DATE 4/15/94 1 500 O F F your purchase of Lithiuai AA-2 pack. I I I Good only at Drug Emporium of Arizona or I Campus Corner J RETAILER: We w ill pay you the face value plus 8c if a ll term s are m et. I TERMS: Good only in U.S.A. on specificied Product(s). Lim it 1 coupon (any kind) per purchase. 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Sun Angel Stadium should be filled to capacity. H O LY W EEK i i ■T . L y U U U F R ID A Y Ecumenical Worship Noon ASU Danforth Chapel Service of Tenebrae 7:30pm University Lutheran Church EASTER Sunrise Service 6:30am Festival Worship 10:30am University Lutheran Church Unive sity .utheran C hurch is lo c a te d 2 b locks south o f th e S tude nt Ree e a h on C om plex o r 1 b lo ck ea st o f C o lle g e A ve. on 15th St. from page 12. men and has been adopted as the team logo. good spot to catch homers. Cupholders are placed on the backs of seats, rather than on From the bottom level, there’s access to a three-floor base­ ball history museum and learning center that Schieffer says the ends of handrails. “We spent a lot of time thinking about every level of detail may become “the largest collection of memorabilia south of in the building,” Schwarz said. “That’s what makes a building Cooperstown,” site of the Hall of Fame. At the back of the upper deck is Friday’s Front Row nice — a lot, a lot of detail.” Players will love the huge clubhouse, indoor batting cages Sports Grill, a 700-seat sports bar and restaurant with about 200 seats facing the field, sort of like the Hard Rock Cafe in and the high-tech weight room and trainer’s area. The $165 million stadium, which seats 49,292, opens SkyDome. In center, there’s a patch of grass for the hitter’s backdrop. Friday and Saturday with exhibition games against the New It’s reminiscent of Kansas City, although Schwarz says that York Mets. The first game wasn’t intentional. that counts in the standings Behind the backdrop and is A pril 11 ag ain st the the 19 rows of bleachers sur­ Milwaukee Brewers. “T h ere's m o th er ballpark th a t looks an yth in g rounding it is V andergriff “It was on tim e, on 99 Plaza, a picnic area named in budget and it was built more honor o f the form er economically than anybody -D a v id Schw arz, Arlington mayor who wooed else has built one,” Schieffer the team from Washington architect o f T he B allpark in A rlin gton , said. for the 1972 season. The We bu ilt this for plaza will include a statue of people who love baseball,” Tom V an d erg riff and a he said. “We felt like if we could build a park that people who plaque with the names of the 5,000 workers who built the sta­ love baseball would love to come to, then all the rest would dium. follow and they’d bring the casual fan.” Past the grassy area beyond the plaza is one of the stadi­ The Orioles have sold out nearly every game since open­ um’s most unique aspects: a four-story building that houses ing Camden Yards, and the Rangers are hoping for similar the Rangers’ offices and a sports art gallery. success. In the power alleys, there are raised bullpens that view the Their timing is perfect. Many felt Nolan Ryan turned the field, sort of like the new Comiskey Park. The left-field wall team into a real major league franchise. His retirement last is made for a hand-operated out-of-town scoreboard. year leaves them trying to uphold that image. The rest of the stadium has three decks of seating, plus the They believe they can with young sluggers Juan Gonzalez all-important luxury boxes, which are listed in alphabetical and D ean Palm er, tw o-tim e G old G love w inner Ivan order — from Hank Aaron to Ted Williams — rather than Rodriguez at catcher and veteran All-Stars Will Clark and numbered. Each box bears a mural of the player it is named Jose Canseco. They’re a frontrunner to win the new AL West. for. “We got a good team and it’s a team that’s full of young Detailed iron work appears throughout the park, from the guys who should mature into a really solid team for a long outdoor arches to the baseball-tipped star found everywhere. The symbol comes from the badges of the Texas Rangers law­ time to come,” Schieffer said. likethis. STUDENTS ADMITTED uPICKSM nraum ABSO LU TELY SPORTS HOTLINE . ¥ 7 CiDlmFnN CA AAction! K À f iH J FJ 71 % accuracy on 3 * pby ‘03-‘94 season 0 Football. 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HOMES FOR SALE TO W NHO M ES/ C O N D O S FOR SALE $200 DN. + take over paymenL Imi from ASU. 2bd 2 ba. 714582-9148.__________________ ALREADY REDUCED Tempe condo. Model show cond., nvr. rented. Upgrades/all appli. incl. 1100 sf.- 2br 2 bath WI closets. $69,900. Seller anxious 967-8647. CONDO 2BD, 2ba. f/p, all major appi incl, $70Q/mo. Questa Vida, 714-582-9148. HAYDEN SQUARE Units for sale & lease. RE/MAX Excalibur, ask for Gary Greenacre, 483-3333. LOW DOWN, pmL & good cred­ it. 2 master suites, interested? Betty A., West USA. 820-3333. WHY RENT? When you can own! 2 bd, 2 ba condo. Refrig, d/w, r/o. W/D hookup. $44,900. 616 S. Hardy, #132. Call Diane Lain, C21 All-Star, 831-2221. eek Papago Park II, 2 bd poolside, tiled patio, newer carpet, $62,500. B ob B ullock Realty Executives 998-2992 M IS C . FOR SALE BE AWARE! rm Be Prepared! Pepper Shot- Palm sized defensive spray. Natural, non-lethal, effective. Comes in a leather carrying case with de­ tachable key ring. Only $19.95! C all 1-800-388-3884 ext. C. Visa, M/C or mail-in. BOSE AM 5 Speaker System, exclnt. cond. Call Greg for more info. 968-9212. C ass APAR BROTHER 3400 word proces­ sor, $150. Spell check & the­ saurus. Only 1 yrold. 968-9479. $100.00 OFF MOVE-IN* * .2 Bedroom $430 3 Bedroom $575 1 block to ASU Sparkling Pool 1 8 5 5 E . D on C arlos . 1 968-6926 Facility •<*’““"■'»•“■*1 YOUR 0AILV »0SE S ID E -B Y -SID E R E FR IG ­ ERATOR for sale. Great condi­ tion, frost free. $150 OB. Call Kris or Lori 968-7714. COMPUTERS IBM COMPATIBLE PC 640K, m odem , printer & softw are. $250. Call Andy at 946-8913. LAPTOPS Guaranteed lowest prices. IBM Thinkpads & Toshiba Porteges & Satellites. Call The Educational Solutions Co. At 1-800-469-0060 or Pat Becker at 205-8202 . MAC SE upgraded, 030 board coprocessor, 4 meg RAM, LQ pntr, fax modem, $950.892-3405 pm. ROCK GARDEN Rationalism is devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience, and reflection. -Ambrose Bierce TICKETS 6 PINK Floyd tickets, $50 each. 892-0734.__________________ PINK FLOYD .. .Phoenix S uns.. .U B 4 0 . . . . .all local and national events.. . . Jacks . . T icket. . Agency . across from ASU S. D. Stadium 968-3939 m/c visa disc. amex. ROD STEWART- Great seats; Pink Floyd- Great seats; SunsGreat seats. All great $$$. 9217150. AUTOMOBILES$ CASH TODAY! $ I Buy all used cars, trucks, misc. items. Call A1944-4369. PA PA G O V IL LA G E Park Tnhm., 3br., 2ba., across from park, 85K. The Melcher Agen­ cy, K. Donahoe 943-3003. B uy O f T he W ALWAYS BUYING jewelry. Inclu.: gold, ster., pearls, gems, an­ tiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921 S. Mill Ave., Tempe Center 968-6074. 30 line BBS with chatting, games, files, and on-line pizza! 24 hrs a day at 602-220-0001._________ CLASSIFIEDS WORK! 1968 BUICK Electra conv. 52K mi, 1-owner, all orig., appr. at $8200, sell for $7,750. Beautiful luxurious car.491-7665. 84 MAZDA RX-7 GSL, auto., ac, sunroof, pwr. w/m, am-fm cass., one owner $2350 obo. 8917782.______________________ 85 TOYOTA Celica GT, 5sp, ac, all pwr, blue, 1 owner, exc. cond. $4495 obo. 941-2399,945-2474. 92 PONTIAC LeMans SE, 4 dr., pwr steering, ac, like new, 24K mi. $7500 obo. 706-0815. 92 SUZUKI Sidkick 1 IK miles, 5 speed, ac, soft-top, am/fm cass, new tags. Call 967-0545. $9900. MOTORCYCLES 1983 KAWASAKI GPZ 550, 32K original miles, 2nd owner, new front brakes & fork seal $1200 obo 964-2994._________ 1987 ELITE 150, great cond, cheap, reliable and fun! Call 8972515. Student owned. $800. 1993 KAWASAKI EX500, like new 1600 mi. teal/white w/matching Shoei helmets, Vance & Hines Super Sport System, Stage 3 jet, lower cowling, mst scire. $4200 obo 993-0426 Lv msg. 85 YAMAHA R iva scooter, 125cc, hardly used, red, low mile­ age $725. 391-2881, lv. mess 87 HONDA Elite 150, looks and runs like new, $999,784-8136. 89 HONDA Elite 80. Great con­ dition, new brakes/tires. Must sell. $925 obo.Brian, 350-9549. HONDA ST-90, 400 original miles, street legal, knobby tires, $650.947-3628._____________ SPORT BIKE for sale, 91 FZR 600, great shape, 2-1/2 yr war­ ranty, $3600.423-5264, Jamie. TRAVEL ASU BERMUDA and Caribbean Summer Programs. Application deadline extended. Call 965-4630 for information. CATCH A JET! Europe - $269: New York - $129 Call for program description! Airhitch(R) 1-800-397-1098. DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places world­ wide. I also buy transferable coupons/awards. 968-7283. HELP WANTEDGENERAL ♦EARN $7 J0/hr.* Guar, hourly, seting free ap­ pointments for established chiro­ practors, close to ASU. 470-1828 anytime. ASST MANAGER needed for Harkins Fashion Square Cinema. P/t now & f/t in summer, mostly eve. shifts, good management exp. Apply at our box office. 7014 E. Camelback Rd. ASU TELEFUND Are you looking for a great op­ portunity, relaxed atmosphere, p/t work? The ASU Telefund needs enthusiastic callers. You will be paid $5hr+bonus to start incl. incentive contest. 965-6754. HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE ATTENTION ALL majors: since summer school doesn't build a resume, check into a 12 week in­ ternship. Earn 3 hours college credit. Must be able to relocate. O pportunity to save $3000$5000. Call 894-5283 to set up a 10 min overview at the MU. P/T POSITION in small specialty shop. Retail exp in mens and la­ dies clothing. Apply in person, 1125 Rio Salado Pkwy, Tempe. COSMIC PIZZA, is now hiring exp. pizza cooks & del. drivers. We offer flex. hrs. competative wages, a fast track to manage­ ment & great working condi­ tions. Apply @ 1523 E Apache Blvd. (no phone calls please). AZ'S FIRST Steam Club, The Jungle Cabaret now hiring door persons, hostesses, ckt. & bar servers, models & dn. 254-5420 Call Warren 10-5pm. CLUB TRIBECA: Doormen, waitress, floor walker & DJ po­ sitions. DJ bring in demo. Apply in person this week between 123pm, SW corner Scottsdale & McDowell. C O LLEG E STUDENTS and Teachers! Children's Summer Camp in Oracle, AZ is looking fo r Program Leaders, C oun­ selors, Lifeguards, Camp Nurse, and cooks to work June 1-Aug 13. Good salary, job experience, plus Room/Board. Write YMCA Camp, P.O. Box 1111, Tucson, AZ 85702 or call 1-602-8840987. D O U BLETREE HOTELS is looking to fill 25 reservation sales agent positions for ft/pt shifts ( 10a-2p, 4-8p, 5-9p, 6- lOp). Ap­ plicants must be able to type 25 wpm, people-oriented and enjoy talking to potential guests on the phone. Salary: $5/hr w/potential increases after 90 days and one year. Three weeks paid training class begins on April 11th. If you are interested, please apply in person: 8:30a-4:30p, M-Th: Dou­ bletree Hotels Corporation, 410 N. 44th St., Suite 800, Phoenix. EOE. DRIVERS NEEDED for small local package deliveries. Econo­ my car a must. 1-602-531-7122. EASY MONEY- Petition circu­ lators wanted for Scottsdale area. Flexible hours. Call Denise at 994-4732 for details. FIDDLESTICKS FAMILY Fun Park requires p/t days & evening/w eekend help. Have fun, make money. Apply in person 1155 W. Elliot, Tempe GUITAR PLAYER/ Singer for upscale guest ranch in the Col­ orado R ockies M ay-Sept. $600/mo, room, util., 3 meals, + seasonal bonus for good work. Send resume & picture to Wits End Guest Ranch, 4207 N. 19th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85015. HOME CARE provider- Rural/Southern. Exp w/ developmentally disabled & physically challenged. 8am-6pm, various days/hrs avail to fit your sched­ ule. Personal care service $6/hr. C all T ina, C re ativ e N et­ works,491-1140. LE A SIN G A G EN T, exp in sales, perso n ab le, prof, ap­ pearance, ft/pt position. Apply in person, 1255 E. University Dr., Tempe. No phone calls please. LIVE-IN SITTER, over 18, up to $725/mo + tuition assistance & car. 713-789-2360.___________ LOOKING FOR 5 students to work 3 hrs/eve, $10-$15/hr. Mgt. positions also available. Call Doug Durant, 894-6010 for appt. MODELS/ACTORS.M-F, ALL types, for int'l music videos, nat'l commercials & local print work. No exp. nec. 266-6271. NATIONAL ANSWERING serv­ ice needs open-minded personnel. 3 shifts. 352-4220, Roxy. NAT'L PARK employers are now hiring for die following posi­ tions: Guides, restaurant help, etc. 801-625-3366, ext. C201. MODEL SEARCH Paris Petltes o f Beverly H ills Is c o m in g to Phoenix on Sunday April 10th a t the C rescent Hotel at 12, 2 ,4 , or 6pm. Women 5 0 -57, Men 5'0511. earn $250/hr. pt/ft. No experience necessary. PERFECT A job advertising for major oil & tire co. Part-time. Job $300 to $500 a week, 4:30-8:30pm, MonSat. Will train, not phone sales. Call for appt, 831-8208 anytime. If no answer, leave message. EARN MONEY to get thru the semester! Hiring waitstaff and bussers on ASU cam pus for Marriott Catering. Apply in per­ son between 9-4 in Memorial Union Room #138. PERSONAL CARE attendant for transfers & swimming etc. 1/2 mi. from campus. Send par­ ticulars to B&M Wendt, 1739 E. Broadway, Ste. 1-225, Tempe, AZ 85282. __________ JOHNNY ROCKETS is now tak­ ing applications for cashiers-food servers. Fashion Square Mall, apply in person. 423-1505. NOW HIRING at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Competitive wages. Apply in person at 9150 E. Indian Bend Rd., Scottsdale. POT OF GOLD Earn up to $15 per hour while having fun, pt/ft. 279-3755. PRESCHOOL TEACHERS, p/t. Must be 18, motivated, and enjoy ch ild ren . A pply a t Teirtpe YMCA, 7070 S. Rural Rd. POSITIONS AVAILABLE in the NM Cafe: W aitstaff, ft/pt, emphasis on customer service. Contact Human Resources, Neiman Marcus or Cafe. PT AVG $8-10/HR 36 year old company and we're growing again. Close to campus. Flexible schedule. Perfect for students. Call today for an inter­ view. DialAmerica Marketing, 894-0264.__________________ REPUBLICAN PARTY wants you to work the phone banks MTh, 5-9pm, $6/hr. Contact Max Foseat 957-7770. SHIFT MGR. responsible for dayto-day operations. M ust have strong supervisory skills. Mar­ keting and management exp pref. Send resume to M.Kite, P O Box 24095, Tempe, AZ 85284. SUMMER RESORT JOBS Earn to $12/hour + tips. Loca­ tions include: Hawaii, Florida, Rockies, Alaska, New England, etc. Call 1-800-807-5950 ext. R5918.____________________ WILL TRAIN; real estate agent needs dependable helper. Com­ puter skills helpful. M-F, 9-1, $6/hr. Call 951-5210. HELP WANTEDSALES RED ROBIN Tempe has immediate openings for wait staff & host/hostesses with daytime availability. Apply in person, 1375 W. Elliot. SOUPER SALAD Tempe, now accepting applica­ tions for kitchen staff, wait staff and host/hostess. Day and evening shitfs available. Apply in person at 837 Mill Ave., Tempe (near the University) between 3-5pm. STOCKYARDS REST, now hir­ ing lunch hostess. Must be per­ sonable & energetic. Apply 10am5pm, 5001 E. Washington. / TC EGGINGTONS; An exciting breakfast 1 & lunch restaurant is in te rv ie w in g for waitress positions. M ust be available tw o weekdays plus I weekends. Apply in person: 1 1660 S. Alma School Mesa X NEED A JOB? iN k We need 5-10 people for part time work from 3-7pm. We sell tools nationwide & w ell pay you $7/hr to start. No weekends & no exp nec. Call Alex 820-8408 ■ 1 Marketing/Sales Rep Flexible schedule. Restaurant/Bar experience helpful. Salary + bonus. Health benefits. Fax 443-7602 443-4100 UNITED MORTGAGE HELP WANTEDCLERICAL RECPTNST WANTED for busy landscape co. Computer/acctg background a plus. Flex hrs. $5.50/hr to start. Call 829-8530. HELP W ANTEDFO O D SERVICE HELP WANTEDCH1LD CARE CHILD CARE needed Mon.-Fri, 2:30-4pm until June, then f/t. Transportat ion req. 952-9051. JOB OPPORTUNITIES AA ALASKA summer employ­ ment. Earn up to $15,000 this summer in canneries, processors, etc. M or female. No exp neces­ sary. Room/board/travel often provided! Guaranteed success! (919)929-4398 ext.A145. AA CRUISE and travel employ­ ment guide. $$$ + free world­ wide travel! (Caribbean, Europe, etc!) Summer/permanent avail­ able. Guaranteed success!! (919) 929-4398 ext. C145._________ CRUISE SHIPS now hiring Earn up to $2,000+/month work­ ing on cruise ships or land-tour companies. World travel. Sum­ mer & full time em ployment available. No experience neces­ sary. For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C5918. ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS for drivers & counter help. Earn up to $8/hr. Sammy B's Pizza, 945-8850. EXCELLENT PAY!! Over 400 companies need hard workers like you. Free details!! Rush SASE to TRP Enterprises, Box 26605, Tempe, AZ 85285-6605. CHUY'S COMING soon. 4623 E. Elliot Rd. Need cooks, prep., counter people. Apply in person. G R A D U A T IN G ? FR EE re ­ port.... job/career banks to help you find employment. SNF(8)-17 Applesauce-Wappflls NY 12590. COOK WANTED, p/t nights, Sat/Sun/Mon. Hillary's, 2433 E. University, 967-1040. WRITER WANTED, must know Jewish culture. Rich, 921-9606. Also: Maid, $6/hr, 3 hr/wk. Rich. CORK N CLEAVER Accepting apps for lunch food servers. Will train, pA. Fun at­ mosphere, fast pace. Concern w/appearance, reliability & per­ sonality important. Apply in per­ son M-F 2-5pm or by appt. 5101 N. 44th St. (44th/Camelback) •IN T 'L EMPLO YM EN T* Make up to $2,000$4,000+/mo. teaching basic conventional English abroad. Japan, Taiwan, and S. Korea. For more information call: (206) 632-1146 ext. J5918 RESTAURANTS/ BARS JOB OPPORTUNITIES FUNK BASS lessons at ABC Music. Basic theory and techniques to slap. Boris 992-4070. Seeks charismatic, young female singer with dance.modeling or theater exp. to sing House/Techno & pop vocal tracks. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES Call 407-8976 anytime. PARTICIPATE IN internship to get ahead o f competition. Gain 3 college credits, build your re­ sum e. Interns typically save $3000-5000. Must be able to re­ locate. Call 894-5283 and leave message for 10 minute overview at MU. open to all majors. RESTAURANTS/ BARS Clill]J WANTED: BALDING men and women, 30 day gaurantee or your money back, 345-0073. HDB KELLY C. Do you know who I am!?! Can ya guess? You'll know soon! V in TIKE, YBS. TYPING /W O R D PROCESSING KL- ARE you ready to beat the rest? G et psyched for SDT W ater Volleyball! Love, your coaches. $2/PG. $15 resumes. Proofed. Laser. Fast. Same day. DTP. Near ASU. Brian. 967-5987. RYAN S.- This is no April Fools, will you go with me to my for­ mal? vJami O. SIGM A C H I- G et ready for SDT Splash & Dash. We will dominate - Love, your coaches, Kin, Rachel, Barbara. ACCURATE, EXPERIENCED word processor. Apa/Mla $2/pg. WordPerfect. Laura 820-0305. TA M IN A TO R - It's been a great year. I love you. I hope we have many more. -Love, Monos. 9 p.m.-12:30 a.m. -NO COVER- ADO PTIO N ADOPT- YOUNG loving family wants to provide stable home for your baby. Call our attny., Suzi, 1-800-845-0242, anytime. A299. PRANKSTERS I 3AR & BRILL I HAPPILY MARRIED profes­ sional couple desire to provide loving Christian home for white newborn. Financially secure, of­ fering love, happines & educa­ tion. Expenses paid. Legal & con­ fidential. Call Pat anytime, 1800-237-0058. New York PIZZA! 12"-$4.50 • 16"-$6.50 E v ery day! toppings extra stiri kweeds Open Mic Night on Monday 1024 E. BrotKiwsy T«rnpe ■967-8875 f J new a n d u s e d c d s ta p e s v in y l s in g le s im p o rts in d e p e n d e n ts 8 9 7 -7 1 0 9 dobson and baseline • mesa SERVICES NOTICEABLE NAILS. Pedi­ cures $30, fills $20, sets $40. 20% off 1st time clients 829-6799 RESEARCH AND writing help, all subjects. Catalog $2. 1-800351-0222.__________________ STAT PRO - Statistical analysis, consulting, research help. Call 837-1999.__________________ S. « ; Friday Free Concert in Hayden Square 9pm-1am /' Saturday X THE REFRESHMENTS $1 Jack Daniels Drinks W 11anv9pm Á PERSONALS Ad> NEW members- Get ready for a great I-Week. Love, the ac­ tives. A DOZEN Roses $20. Balloons & Delivery available. Call After Hours Rowers 894-3419. O im u p io h J s i s s 8pm-11pm 2 tor 1 Fajitas For a Good Timo call 966-1300 ■ Balboa Cafe Vw 404 $. Miti Ave., Suite 101 J FAC has started again. Stop by Delta Upsilon, comer o f 5th Sl & Hardy Dr, 4pm, volleyball, food and BYOB. ATTN. GREEKS Fed. & State Easy $25. Fed. & State 1040A $30. Extra $5 per form. KE Tax 926-4807. HEALTH & FITNESS WANTED 100 students to try new fat busting tabs & theigh creme. I lost 15 lbs in 2 wks & 4 pant sizes! Gauranteed, Dr rec­ ommended. Send $35 each or $68 both to P.O Box 505, Louisville, CO 80027 or 303-666-7831. Visa, Master card or discovery acc. Distributors also wanted. Friday Afternoon Club at the Delta Upsilon House, 4pm, vol­ leyball, food & BYOB. Ques­ tions, call 966-8359. M ISC . the current issue of Devil Deals! Pick up your FREE copy in the basement of Matthews Center. Y our In d iv id u a l H oroscope F rances D rake For Friday, April 1,1994 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) A cycle begins today that is fa v o ra b le fo r sh o p p in g . T h o u g h you m ay b ecom e im p a tie n t w ith a p e rso n al a d v is e r, in b u s in e s s yo u r charm works miracles. TAURUS