ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY ©Copyright. Stal* Prass, 1904 Tempe, Arizona Thursday, March 31,1994 An Independent Morning Daily Voi. 78 No. 47 Budget passed; universities net $23 m illion more Coor: Funding must be steady B y S haw n Boyd State P ress The A rizona L egislature on W ednesday approved a budget that includes a $23 m illion funding increase for state universities. White ASU and NAU officials said they were happy with the outcome of the vote, they added that they’re con­ centrating on improvements in future budgets. “The most important message for C oo r us to get out — not wanting to sound greedy or ungrateful — is to have everyone realize you cannot fix years of decline in salaries with one increase,” ASU President Lattie Coor said. In a vote that ran mostly along party lines, the Republicandominated Arizona Senate and House o f Representatives passed the $4.2 billion budget. The budget calls for nearly $550 million for state universities, a $23 million increase from last year. The Senate voted 18-12 and the House 34-25. W hen the fin al details are pinned down. Gov. Fife Symington is expected to sign the budget. All state employees, including those at the universities, will receive a 5 percent salary increase under the budget. The increase will be given in two parts — one in July and the last T urn to B udget, page Tempo firefighter Tony Herrera examines a car that crashed into a traffic signal at College Avenue and university Drive on Wednesday afternoon. No serious injuries were reported, and police would not release the identity of the driver. 2. Student legislators plan to pull funds from U ofA Greeks G e n d er -b a sed m em b ersh ip se le c tio n at cen ter o f p rop osal s grievan ces U.S. Rep. Sam Coppersmith, U.S. Sen. Dennis DeConcini and U.S. Rep. Ed Pastor listen to the concerns of members of Arizona's Indian community at the Maricopa County Supervisors’ Auditorium Wednesday. Native Americans aired their views sbout upcoming health care legislation. Indian leaders: Health care suffering Clinton plan turning away from mission, Zah says in testimony B y M ika A kikuni State P ress Under President Clinton’s health care proposal, the gov­ ernment seems to be turning away from its mission to improve the health of the American Indian people, President Peterson Zah of the Navajo Nation said Wednesday in a hearing before the U.S. Senate Committee on Indian Affairs, “I am very, very concerned, because one of the things that we've been trying to do over the years is to try to improve the health of the Indian people,” Zah said. “And by what is hap­ pening now, it seems like we are (getting) away from that mis­ sion of having to improve the health of our Indian people in this country.” Zah said he is also bothered by the fact that government is using the tax payers' money to build an expensive health care inSide »T A T E P R E S S W eather Outlook irtly clo u d y w ith mtinued warmth, igh 85. facility (that costs nearly $30 million) in the Navajo reserva­ tion only for a half of the structure to be used by the Navajos. Zah was one of 23 American Indian tribal leaders to testify in Phoenix at the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors’ Auditorium in front of the committee, which is chaired by Sen. Dennis DeConcini, D-Ariz. The tribal leaders, represent­ ing Arizona’s Indian tribes, spoke about the implications of the Health Care Reform for Arizona Indian health programs at the reservation and urban level. They also recommended addi­ tions to the current national health care proposals. Congressmen Sam Coppersmith, D-Ariz., and Ed Pastor, D-Ariz., attended the hearing as well. “Presently, the Indian Health Services (a federal body under the Department of Health and Human Services) is By P aul M atthews State P ress Members-of ASU’s Greek system and student govern­ ment reacted with mixed feelings Wednesday to a UofA student government proposal that would bar funds for fra­ ternities and sororities that have gender-based member­ ship. UofA’s Central Governing Council decided against giving student funds to a fraternity for its members to attend a leadership conference« based on the fact that the fraternity does not adhere to the school’s nondiscrimina­ tion policy. UofA students D aniel M cGee and Naomi Mudge favored die decision and decided to take it one step far­ ther. They attempted to make it law and proposed the new Vicky Sjoag, president of UofA’s Pan Hellenic, the sororities’ gavernmgbody, said there is no gender-based discrimination in the Greek system because Arne are organizations for each sex. !§ “There’s just as much opportunity for each group 1» get involved,” Sjong said. “Either you different degrees or you Ä jj& v-T Members of the ASU Greek system said the issue isn’t so much the university’s decision not to fund the Greeks, but the reasons héhmdtbedeeision, ¿ bey’re funding student groups except the Greeks, tk É u it ’s wrong*” «aid M itch D augherty, ÁSU Interfrateraity Council treasurer. .*. ' Jason Rupp, ASASU senator for tits College of ‘ Turn to UA Gams, pao* 2. T urn t o H ealth, page 2 . ASASU will conduct a survey of students next month for feed­ back on its performance. Page 8 Sports The No. 10 ASU baseball team will attempt to end its road woes in a Six-Pac series at UCLA. Valley supermarkets are engag­ ing in an all-out coupon war. P age* Page 11 S p e c ia l s w im s u it issu e Where To Find It 14 Classifieds............. ..........10 ...........6 .......15 ........... 4 ............9 Sports..................... ..........11 Today’s Activities...............2 World/Nation.......................3 Page 2 State P ress Thursday, March 31, 1994 T oday C ontinued The Today section is a daily calendar c f events printed as a service to the ASU com­ munity. Requests are printed according to the space available each day. Campus clubs and organizations may submit written entries to the State Press in the basement o f M atthews Center, Room 15. R equests w ill not be taken over the phone. Entries must contain the fu ll name o f the group, a description o f the event, date, time and the fu ll address o f the loca­ tion. A ll requests are subject to editing fo r content, space and clarity. D eadline fo r entries is noon the day before publication. • Alcoholics Anonymous Closed daily meeting, noon, basement of the old church at the Newman Center, northwest comer of College and University. • C a m p u s C o m m u n ities — N atural Resources and the Environm ent — Telephone Book Recycling on campus until April 15. For more information, call Richard Hydro at 965-3633. • Geology Club — Mineral sale. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.. Tyler Mall, in front of Physical Sciences. F-Wing. • Tau Beta Phi — Engineering Futures #2. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., MU, Mojave Room. • Student NursesAssociation — Meeting, Nursing Building. Room 208, 8:45 a.m. • S igm a T au D e lta , E n g lish H o n o r Society — Meeting. Java Road, 11 E. 7th St., 5:30 p.m. • American Indian Council -— Meeting, American Indian Institute. Conference Room. 5 p.m. • Ja p a n A ssociation — Open meeting, sports events, final party, MU Coconino Room 224. 3 p.m. • Tau Beta Pi — Meeting and final elec­ tions, Goidwater Building. Room 487, 6 ■p.m. •U ndergraduate Law Q u b _ ^ jaw ^ fessor will speak about the law school experience, Armstrong Hall, Room 111, 6:30 p.m. • Christian Students Fellowship — Bible study, MU, see monitor for room number. 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. • ASU Pow Wow Committee — Planning meeting for spring pow wow. Student Services Building. Multicultural Lounge, 3:45 p.m. • PA C — P ositive A p p ro ach C lub — Tedde Scharf, A sso ciate D irector o f Disabled Student Resources, will speak on promoting independence. Everyone wel­ come, Matthews Center, DSR Conference Room 132,3:30 p.m. • V o lu n te e r In co m e T ax A ssistan c e Program — IRS-trained volunteers will be providing free tax help to students, faculty and staff. International students are encour­ aged to attend. Armstrong Hall, Roon i 14, 6 to 9 p.m. • S ociety o f H isp a n ic P ro fe ss io n a l Engineers — Meeting, guest corporation: Blach and Veatch, a civil engineering com­ pany. Refreshments will be available. COB 150,4:45 p.m. • S tu d e n t E n v iro n m e n ta l A ctio n C o a litio n — O pen m eeting. 5 p.m. Anyone concerned with environm ental issues is encouraged to attend. Call 9681836 for information. • University Toastmasters — Open week­ ly meeting, MU second floor, 6:30 p.m. • MUAB Com edy C o m m ittee — Free ini pro v show . “B arren M ind Im prov Group," MU Lower Level Programming* Lounge, 3:30 p.m. • MUAB Special Events Com mittee Open meeting. MU C onference Room, third floor, 3p.m. • W om en’s S tu d e n t C e n te r — Frisky Business — Taking care o f yourself series, 3:30 to 4: 30 p.m., followed by discussion group for women of color, 5 to 6 p.m., MU. lower level ' No Place To Live This Summer Or Fall? Contact ASASU's Apartment Locating Service & Off-Campus Student Services. We'll help you find a place fast. Visit our office today. Memorial Union, first floor. from page 1. bers.” she said. “We’re especially pleased with state em ployees getting a'5 percent increase.” But NAU requested $4.3 million for facul­ ty salary equity and received only $700,000, she said. ’ „ Marmaduke said there is a lot of ground to make up on faculty salaries to keep teachers from leaving the university. Richard Roberts, chief budget officer at UofA, declined to make any comments on the specific budget numbers. Other UofA admin­ istrators did not return repeated calls. in April, 1995. An additional $5 million has been set aside for bringing faculty salaries up to mar­ ket value. Coor said although he is happy with the results of the budget process, steady progress in raising salaries should be attempted, rather than having dry years with cuts and years when salaries are bumped up. Sharon Marmaduke, NAU budget director, said the budget looks good, but there are still holes. “Generally, we are pleased With the hum- H ealth ___ C ontinued from page 1. Secakuku said funds are needed on Indian reservations to upgrade health care facilities to replace outdated health care centers. He also said more staff are needed to work iri those centers. "The present restructuring is moving counter to what is needed.” Secakuku said. “Instead of moving to prepare for an increase on our health personnel, we are reducing per­ sonnel to further jeopardize the unrealistic ideal for improving services.” According to Secakuku, IHS will face a $247 million reduction. In addition, it will have to absorb 45 percent of the Department of Health and Human Services personnel reduction. "This is grossly unfair, since the IHS bud­ get is only 2 percent of the total HHS bud­ get,” Secakuku said. underfunded, understaffed, and overutilized,” said Hopi Tribal Council Chairman Ferrell Sccakuku. “Therefore, we do not support or condone the actions now being taken by the Clinton Administration through the reduction of staff and funds to the Indian health pro­ grams,” ASU junior architecture major Sheldon Preston agreed with Secakuku, saying that IHS hospitals are not as good as other hospi­ tals. “My friends always joke about IHS hospi­ ta ls.” said Hughes, an American Indian. “They say you have to wait in big lines before you can even be seen by a doctor." Preston said he would rather go to a regu­ lar hospital than to go through the IHS. “I know that in regular hospitals they will treat me better than in IHS,” he said. UA Greeks. C ontinued from page 1. president, said fraternities are generally selfsufficient and don’t need money from student government. “It would be stupid for student govern­ ment to fund an organization that can fund itself," Eckel said. The Associated Press contributed to this article. A rchitecture, said men and women have equal opportunity to become members of the Greek system and therefore he doesn't think they violate the discrimination law. “If there was only male fraternities and no female sororities then I would have a prob­ lem,” he said. Mike Eckel, a former Theta Chi Fraternity K e e p in g H e a lth C a re M o re A ffo rd a b le F o r Y ou... 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ASU Student Health Just south of the University Bridge on Palm Walk W o rld /N a tio n Thursday, March 31, 1994 S tate P ress Page 3 round rizona PBS program s’ sexual content under fire by citizen s’ group PHOENIX (AP) — The Public Broadcasting System should no longer by subsidized by taxpayers because it airs nudity, explicit sex. profanity and programs that promote homosexuality, a citizens' group said Wednesday. The organization, A m ericans for Deccncy-American Family Association in Arizona, complained that a program broadcast in January by KAET-TV and other PBS stations. “Tales of the City.” was illustrative of “the kind of sexually explicit, anti-family, profane material being shown on PBS." The six-part miniseries based on a book by Armistead Maupin portrayed the singles scene — both heterosexual and homosexual — in San Francisco in the 1970s. Because of such programs, public funding for PBS should be cut off and support left to donations from those who back its programming, the organiza­ tion’s executive director, T.C. Bundy, said. Tax cut passes through Senate, aw aits governor’s approval PH O E N IX (A P) — Gov. F ife Symington’s $100 million income-tax cut passed the Senate Wednesday and now needs only the governor's signature to become law. The income-tax cut is part of a taxrelief package that also would freeze the phase-out of the homeowners’ propertytax rebate, which is scheduled to disap­ pear in 2001. and cot some business taxes beginning next year. The income-tax cut would amount to a little over $100 for a family o f four with a federal adjusted gross income of $30,000. Democrats had questioned the wis­ dom o f cutting taxes so deeply. They argued that the cuts could erode the state’s revenue base so that programs would have to be cut or taxes raised again in future years. AZ Gubernatorial candidate seeks bah on assault weapons TU CSON (A P ) — D em ocratic gubernatorial hopeful Paul Johnson accused Gov. Fife Symington and the Legislature Wednesday of “felony indif­ ference” for their failure to regulate the sale of semiautomatic assault weapons in Arizona. Johnson displayed a ‘TEC-9” — a small, 9 mm assault weapon — as he called on Symington, a Republican, and the GOP-controlled Legislature “to reg­ ulate die private ownership and transfer of these weapons now.” “If this governor won’t act and this L egislature w on’t act now , next January,! will.’*Johnson said. H e said sem iautom atic assault weapons should be subject to the same regulation as machine guns ami other fully automatic weapons. That would requite registration, fingerprinting, pho­ tographing and running criminal back­ ground checks on anyone who owns, buys or sells such a weapon, Johnson said. A sso cia te d Press Palestinian school children walk past flatbed trucks moving pre-fabricated office buildings out of Israeli army installations in the Israeli occupied Gaza Strip Wednesday. At least 70 percent of m ilitary gear has been removed. Israelis pull troops from Gaza Local Palestinians remain suspicious GAZA CITY, Occupied Gaza Strip (AP) — The forest of antennas and military tents that sprouted up in downtown Gaza are gone, a sign of Israel’s preparations for an immi­ nent pullout. Hisham Abdel-Razzak, the top PLO offi­ cial in Gaza, estimated that the Israelis have removed about 70 percent of their equipment from Arab towns in the Gaza Strip and will be ready to withdraw immediately once an agreement is signed. “Their withdrawal will be much quicker than anybody expects. It will take place in a m atter o f h o u rs,” A bdel-R azzak said Wednesday. A Defense Ministry official confirmed that the army had reduced its presence by as much as 90 percent. But for most of Gaza's nearly one million Palestinian residents, seeing is not believing. W eary of long-delayed prom ises of a withdrawal, they look at the changes with suspicion. Incidents, such as the army killing of six armed Fatah activists Monday, deepen their mistrust. “We haven't noticed any changes since the Israelis began their pullout,” said Hussam Jamil, 21, a boutique owner. “The army is still in the streets, carrying out the same old practices — shooting, arresting, beating.” Also, Palestinian and Western observers note that the number of troops in the strip has not changed much, only the infrastructure has moved. “They have w ithdraw n buildings and tents, but the army has not been pulled out,” said Ali Sharqawi, 49, a shoe store owner. Talks on Israel’s withdrawal from the Gaza Strip and West Bank town of Jericho were halted when a Jewish settler massacred 30 Palestinians in a Hebron mosque Feb. 25. Israel was supposed to begin implement­ ing the agreement on Dec. 13 and complete the withdrawal by April 13. There are halting attempts in Cairo to get the talks restarted. Foreign Minister Shimon Peres hinted Wednesday that Israel might withdraw from the strip even before an agreement is con­ cluded. Asked by Israel television if it would consider such a unilateral move, Peres said: “every reasonable proposal will be judged thoroughly.” “Not only are the Palestinians interested in entering soon, we too are interested in transferring authority to them soon,” Peres ;■ said. The army has been quietjy dismantling its operations it) the strip’s Arab centers after nearly three decades of violent occupation that has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of Palestinians and at least 20 Israeli soldiers. But critics of the autonomy accord call it a redeploym ent rather than a w ithdraw al. Although structures like prisons are gone, the army is moving much of the infrastructure to new camps around the 16 settlements in the Gaza Strip. It will continue to protect them and the main arteries Jeading to them. Israel says the settlements will stay put for at least five years. Clinton signs law to pare bureaucracy CORONADO, Calif. (AP) — President Clinton signed legislation Wednesday allow­ ing the government to offer its workers buy­ outs of up to $25,000 if they resign or retire. The new law is part of an effort to pare the federal work force by nearly 12 percent over five years. “After all the rhetoric about cutting the size and cost of government, our administra­ tion has done the hard work and made the tougih choices,” Clinton said in a statement. The law .should reduce federal employ­ ment by 272,900 by the end of fiscal 1999, dropping the size of the federal bureaucracy below 2 million for the first time since 1966 and to its lowest level since 1950. Clinton signed the legislation while vaca­ tioning in Southern California. "Agencies need the cost-effective incen­ tives provided in this bill in order to avoid excessive reductions in force that are costly, disruptive and disproportionately strike younger workers, many of whom are recently hired women and minorities,” Clinton said. “With the ’buyout’ authority granted by this legislation, agencies can target employees in unnecessary high-level jobs and maximize savings.” Budget Director Leon Panetta, in a state­ ment released in California, said the law means the government is “going to be more lean, and it is going to be more responsive.” It also will allow the government to minimize the use of layoffs that primarily hit “the most recent, youngest, lowest-paid employees, including a high proportion of women and minorities*” he said. Under the bill, a federal worker who has completed 12 months of continuous service could take severance pay or a lump sum of $25,000 •— whichever is less — upon leaving the government. The employee-buyout plan gained wide bipartisan support after it became evident that the reduction goals would not be reached through other means such as attrition or involuntary dismissals. Congressional inves­ tigators concluded that involuntary dismissals would disproportionately affect minorities and women. Also Wednesday, Panetta announced that the Clinton administration had eliminated 284 federal advisory committees, exceeding its goal of a one-third cut in advisory commit­ tees not required by law. Examples of Those eliminated as part of a cam paign to cut excessive bureaucracy include the A dvisory C om m ittee on Publications Subvention and the Advisory Panel on Dictionary of Occupational Titles. Panetta said the government would save $17 million by eliminating the 284 commit­ tees. ^ " -% r 1 -ív.< » * * s/ *•- v- * \ •• " ÜK UN ¿ ¡0 * * ^ ;••: O p in io n ' P age 4 ____________ Thursday, March 31, 1994 State P ress 8 ditorial Excessive correctness Just about everyone would agree that dis­ crimination is bad, right? Outside of the occasional fanatical bigot, most people will agree (at least on a surface level) that sexism, racism, religious and cul­ tural bigotry and afilliated biases are unac­ ceptable concepts in modem American soci­ ety. (Of course, they all still seem to abound, but that’s another editorial). UofA student legislators probably had this in mind when they decided this week to attack the forces of discrim ination mar­ shalled on their Tucson campus; to wit, by proposing that UofA fraternities and sorori­ ties which have a “gender-based member­ ship” — in other words, nearly the entire Greek system — be ineligible to receive funds from Associated Students of the UofA. Oooh. Brilliant. Let’s prove how good it is to not be discriminatory by deliberately not giving funds to certain Greek organizations; wrong plus wrong equals political correctness. The rationale for all this fuss is that the chief components of die Greek system — the all-male fraternities and the all-female soror­ ities — are discriminatory if they do not let members o f the opposite sex join. At the very best, the argument would go, the Greek system is segregated between die sexes. Of course, whether or not a tangible poli­ cy of discrimination exists is something else. For one, the number of men wishing to join sororities Or the number of women wishing to join fraternities isn’t exacdy legion. Who’s being excluded? And within the system as a whole, it would seem that both men and women have equal opportunities. Opportunities to make friends, exhibit leadership (and the rest of die spiel that Greeks make whenever they tout the system) can be found no matter which sex one happens to be. Sure, there may be forms of discrimina­ tion going on in the Greek systems across America. And there are accusations of prob­ lems of hazing, racism and irresponsibility. But this proposal is ludicrous. And in any case, the means the two U ofA students who introduced the bill are using to combat “discrim ination” are pretty dubious. W ithholding funds isn’t exacdy likely to be a deathblow to the Greek system; the fraterni­ ties and sororities — w hich are generally self-su p p o rtin g e n titie s — d on ’t ex a ctly request a lot o f funding from ASUA as it is. * But, in the interests o f holding the moral high ground, the U ofA senators have brought out their legislation. Let’s just hope this absurd "discriminato­ ry” m indset stays where it originated — at UofA . ‘ rSì _______ STATE PRESS N£WS ffCAi: .m . Tuesdays PORK CHOPS (2 Pork C h o p s) FILET M IG N O N $6.25 Wednesdays 6-7 oz. $5.25 OR BEEF KABOBS S u m m e r R e s e r v a tio n s SIRLOIN (bell peppers, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions) $5.99 $5.99 A ll Entrees Served w ith O ur Special H ot Roman Bread and Tossed Salad. H oney Mustard, Garlic, 1000 Island, Ranch or French Dressing. 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Tommy Lee Jones stars as. Cobb. Buffett portrays a one-armed man who heckled Cobb during a game on May 15, 1912, in New York between the Yankees and Cobb’sDetroit Tigers. "1 just lost an arm between Key West and Birmingham,” Buffett quipped as he prepared for his role. “I'm going to play tonight with a prosthetic. Can you put a guitar pick in it?” On cue, Buffett started yelling insults at Jones. Jones jum ped into the bleachers, grabbed Buffett by the lapels and pretended to belt him in the face. The scene was filmed three times before CABLE C H A N N EL 2 SAVE100son AUTOINSURANCE H ere's w hat you can g e t on C hannel 2 KASR R ad io RHA & H all C o u n c il Events C am pus D in in g H ours C o n c e rt Schedules RHA Personals ASU A th le tic Schedules L ib ra ry H ours Free M o v ie in fo Buffett got to take off his Costume and enter­ tain the film’s extras with a concert. “You might not recognize me. ... I’m the guy Tommy beat the stuffing out of.” he said. Only the balladeer of bars and beaches used a more colorful word than stuffing. SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — A businessman in trouble needed a character witness, not just a “Man With No Name,” but longtime friend Clint Eastwood. The 63-year-old filmmaker and actor testi­ fied Tuesday at the bank fraud trial of Pebble Beach Co. P resid en t Thom as O liver. Eastwood Said he had known Oliver for about 30 years and served on a number of boards with him. “I ’ve alw ays found him extrem ely straightforward in any dealings I’ve had with him,” Eastwood said. Unique Risk Replacement Program SRC H ours ASU Events C ontests G iveaw ays jokes S tate Press in fo • Q u a lity C om panies • Professional A gents • Low D own Paym ents • • M o n th ly Paym ents • W e Also O ffe r M exican T rip Insurance • Students, Faculty and Staff Welcome Clean Driving Record o r Slightly Soiled! 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OT Ottawa 6, Quebec 4 Tampa Bay 3, Buffalo 2, OT Pittsburgh 3, Vancouver 1 Anaheim 5, Los Angeles 2 Compiled from AP reports P a g e 11 B y M ike B ranom State P ress Philadelphia Eagles owner Norman Braman will sell his team to Hollywood producer Jeffrey L urie, sources who know Braman told The Associated Press Wednesday. The: sources, who spoke on condition o f anonymity, said the deal was immi­ nent. The Philadelphia Inquirer reported Wednesday that a $185 million deal had already been approved by senior NFL executives and could be completed by th e. weekend. The price would be the highest ever paid for an NFL franchise. Braman, a Miami automobile tycoon, bought the team nine years ago for $65 million. Lurie. 42, is the heir to a multimillion-dollar publishing and moviehouse fortune, but many observers question whether he can meet the debt that would come with a $185 million purchase price. NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue said during the meetings that Lurie would make an outstanding owner. “He’s a very substantial person with confidence, ability and in te g rity ,” Tagliabue stud. “He runs a very substan­ tial business. And he knows sports and the NFL.” NBA Roundup : Baseball looks to end road woes Bram an m ay sel! Eagles H ouston team m ates Carl H errera, Vernon Maxwell and Olden Polynice of S acram ento were fined by the NBA Wednesday for their actions in Tuesday night’s game between the Rockets and Kings. Herrera and Polynice each received $5,000 fines and one-game suspensions for throwing punches and attempting to fight each other with 1:05 remaining in the first quarter of the Rockets’ 122-101 victory. P olynice w ill m iss the K ings' Thursday home game against Atlanta. Herrera, who was ejected, drew ah addi­ tional $250 fine, and was unavailable for the Rockets' Wednesday night game at Golden State. Maxwell was fined $10,000 for fail­ ing to leave the court quickly, berating officials and throwing objects following his ejection with 13.6 seconds remaining in the second quarter. ______ - C raig M acnaughton/S tate P ress Sun Devil left fielder Billy McGonigle is one of many potent hitters for the 10th-ranked ASU baseball team. McGonigle is batting .377, good enough to be tied for sixth in the Six-Pac. ASU and its.335 batting average begins a three-game series against slumping UCLA tonight in Los Angeles. The 10th-rankcd ASU baseball team heads west to begin a three-game series against Six-Pac foe UCLA tonight, as the Sun Devils will try to improve both their conference standing and road record. Whenever ASU (24-10 overall, 7-5 Six-Pac) has hit the road this season, the road has hit back to the tune of a 2-7 record. After a successful homestand — seven wins in eight games : the Sun Devils want to do something about their ineffectiveness away from Packard Stadium’s friendly con. fines. “It’s time we changed it (our record),” said right fielder Scott Shores, who was named the Six-Pac’s Player of the Week Tuesday. “There’s no better place to change it than UCLA.” Shores has a point, as the Bruins (7-19, 3-6) are strug­ gling, having lost 14 of their past 17 contests. However, UCLA has won at least one game in each of its conference series’ to date. Coach Jim Brock is concerned that the Bruins may be on the verge of an up-swing since giving conference-leading USC a challenge last weekend. In the first game o f the series, sophom ore Brian Stephenson shut out the then-No. 1 Trojans, something no UCLA pitcher had done since 1976. Stephenson was honored by the conference for his accomplishment when he was named Six-Pac Pitcher of the Week. USC won the second game 1-0 when they scored an unearned run in the bottom of the ninth inning, then took the third game 7-2. “UCLA, traditionally, does not get off to fast starts,” said Brock, who will manage the team in this series after being sidelined for a week following outpatient surgery on his liver-. “They usually play better in the middle of the year, which is even more extreme this year.” Shores said ASU cannot look at the Bruins’ record before taking the field, saying the best way to handle UCLA is "don’t think about it, don’t take them for granted. We have to go out there and annihilate them.” Offensively, UCLA is led by David Roberts, one of the better lead-off batters in the conference. Roberts leads the Six-Pac in stolen bases with 23 and is tied for eighth in runs scored with 31. He is looking for a three-peat of the stolen base crown, winning it the last two seasons. Sun Devil softball falls to Titans B y T o d d Kelly . S tate P ress W ednesday was a night o f m issed opportunities for the ASU Softball team as the Sun Devils dropped a doubleheader to Cal State-Fullerton 6-1 and 7-3. In the first game, the Sun Devils (16-23 overall) were down 5-1, and loaded the bases with no outs on two Titan errors and a single by Amy Day. Two batters later, Lisa D acquisto hit a single to center, which scored M ona N ard. But no other runs scored in the inning. The second game had a similar occur­ rence, as the Sun Devils faced a 5-1 deficit in the fifth inning. Jodi Pirtle, a freshman T urn to Sw ept , pa g e 16. Cal State Fullerton’s Jstone Vines beats the throw to second as ASU’s Amy Day reaches for the ball. The Sun Devils lost both games of the double-header. I have questions; I want answers Pac-10 honors ASU gymnasts I may be smiling in my photo, but don’t assume 1 was doing so when 1 wrote this. I’ve got a lot to say and I have questions which demand answers. •Well. I ’ve seen the Laurie Vollen lawsuit and I’ve talked to a good many people in the athletic department. Do you know what time it is? It’s time for Lattie and Charles to start making about $19 million worth of calls to the bigmoney boosters. There’s been a full magazine of bullets ducked in the ICA building, but I think this one has à few names on it. Oh, Lattie. When everything finally comes tumbling down, I really hope you don't pull an "I’m shocked, shocked that this was happening here!” act. •Now that I’ve got everyone's attention. I’d like to ask a few questions. Sadly enough, I’m not holding my breath Wait­ ing for answers, since I’ve seen how skilled ASU is at stalling and stonewalling whenever the State Press asks for docu­ ments related to the Vollen case. •What’s the real story behind Mario Bennett’s second knee surgery? According to Article 16.4.2.b of the NCAA’s operat­ ing bylaws, it isn’t permissible for ASU to pick up the tab for “surgical expenses to treat a student-athlete's illness or injury that was not a result of practice or participation in intercolle­ giate athletics at the institution.” If I remember correctly, Bennett tore up his knee playing in a pick-up game in Texas over the summer. Doesn’t it sound like 16.4.2.b applies in this case? Once again, if I remember correctly, Harris arranged for surgeons to donate time, equipment and talent to fix Bennett’s knee. Would Harris do the same for Eli Lopez if he was injured in a pick-up game? Would Harris do the same for me? •And when Crystal Cobb, shooting guard for the women’s basketball team, blew out her knee before the 1992-93 season in a team practice on cam pus, why did Charles say ASU wouldn’t cover her surgery? “Pre-existing condition,” my eye. •Why did Maura McHugh, last season’s women’s basket­ ball coach, quit? She was on the cusp of putting together a program which could compete year-in and year-out. Is it because she wouldn’t stand for the lousy treatment she got Turn to Q uestions, page 16. B y J eremy Stein S tate P ress Two members of the ASU women’s gymnastics team were honored by the Pac-10 Conference Wednesday. Juniors Tina Brinkman and Danna Lister were named to the 19<$4 Pac-10 All-Conference Team. Brinkman, who was an AU-Pac-10 selection in both her freshman and sophomore years, was recognized for her outstanding per­ formances in three events: vault, floor and all-around. ‘T o be honest, I was a little disappointed in my indi­ vidual performance at the Pac-10s, mostly because of bars. But hearing that news (her All-Pap-10 selection), I guess puts a smile on my face," Brinkman said. Lister is also a repeat selection to the team, having been honored her freshman year. Lister was one o f three Pac-10 gymnasts to be named to this year’s tadrn on bal­ ance beam, an event where she scored two 10s this season. “I’m happy. It’s an honor,” Lister said of her selection. Paffe 12 State Press Thursday, March 31, 1994 WAREHOUSE DELI & PUB "Closest bar to A SU " ... THIS WEEK'S "HOTTEST" LINEUP: ÄNd or N ot HuckUboNEs TRippiNq wuk G race “jAck DaníeIs NiqhT" FREE GIVEAWAYS!! Former University of Oklahoma head coach Barry Switzer, left, visits with Jimmy Johnson at the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Thousand Oaks, Calif., on Aug. 4,1989, Johnson’s first year with the Cowboys. Switzer was hired Wednesday to ; take over the reins of the Cowboys for Johnson, who quit Tuesday. ‘Sooner’ the better, Jones says Switzer lassos Cowboys’ job IRVING, Texas (AP) — Barry Switzer, who left Oklahoma under a cloud five years ago, became coach of the Dallas Cowboys today, just a day after his archrival. Jimmy Johnson, quit the two-time Super Bowl champions. Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones hired Switzer, his freshman football coach at the University of Arkansas, citing the need for “continuity and motivation." Johnson resigned as coach Tuesday after five years with the Cowboys, a tenure that saw him win back-to-back Super Bowls despite a long-running feud with Jones. Switzer, who has never coached in the NFL, said he want­ ed to return to the game he left abruptly in 1989. T missed football," he said. “I decided I'd rather coach. "I give my commitment of loyalty, of excellence, of total commitment of making this program what it has been in the past and what it will be in the future," Switzer said. Switzer, who won three national championships for the Sooners. was "a proven winner." Jones said. As the 56-year-old Switzer sat beside him. Jones sought to allay fears among Cowboys' fans that he would meddle in the team’s on-field activities. Two weeks before this year's Super Bowl, Jones had irked Johnson by saying there were 500 peo­ ple -— including himself — who could have similar success in coaching the Cowboys. "1 feel so strongly that you're going benefit from the fact that the guy next to me coached me. the guy next to me has my total personal trust and commitment," Jones said. "I feel we have one of the most talented teams that there is the NFL. if not the most talented team, and one of the best that has ever been put together," Jones said. “I feel very confi­ dent that the continuity can be kept in place and be motivated with the new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer." One source said Jones and Switzer worked out contract details today in Jones' office at Valley Ranch. It was Jones' mention Of Switzer’s name in a barroom con­ versation in Orlando, Fla., that infuriated Johnson to the point of wanting to leave the Cowboys. “Jerry believes that Switzer can quickly adapt to the NFL and that his college background won’t be a detrimental fac­ tor,” the source said. “Switzer won’t get the kind of long-term deal that Jimmy got, and of course Jerry will now be in charge of all the man­ agement and personnel decisions,” Quarterback Troy Aikman and every assistant coach on Johnson’s staff went to Jones* office today to meet with the owner and Switzer. Aikman and Sw itzer have had a rocky relationship. Switzer recruited Aikman out of Henryetta, Okla., to come to the Sooners, telling him that they were going to a passing offense. However, Oklahoma stayed in the ground-bound wishbone. Aikman played one game as a freshman in 1984, then started as a sophomore until he broke his ankle against Miami in the fourth game of the season. He transferred at the end of 1985 to UCLA, where he found immediate stardom in a pass­ ing offense under Terry Donahue and eventually became the Cowboys No. 1 draft pick in 1989. Aikman said Tuesday that Switzer “is an outstanding coach,” and there should be no problem working, with him should he become the head coach. Jones sneaked.into V alley Ranch the back way early today, driving his automobile across the lawn to his office to avoid reporters patrolling the parking lot. Switzer won three national titles in 16 years at Oklahoma before leaving in 1989 amid several scandals involving arrests of his players. He went 157-29-4 at OU and won or tied for 12 Big Eight titles. Johnson was diplomatic in his response to the news that Switzer will replace him, saying it is strictly Jones’ decision. “It's a little bit of a surprise to me, but again, that’s Jerry's decision," Johnson said this morning on NBC’s “Today” show. “We'll just have to wait and Sée how it works:” A fter two days o f m eetings w ith Jones, Johnson announced his resignation at a news conference Tuesday. “After our discussions, we have mutually decided that I would no longer be the head football coach of the Dallas Cowboys,” he said. Johnson. 50, said he expects to coach again, although no NFL head coaching positions are open for the upcoming sea­ son. Jones gave Johnson a monetary settlement he called a “big-time thank you” — it was believed to be a multimillion dollar payment — and the two were amiable at their news conference. “There's no way in the world either one of us could have done all this without each other," said Johnson, happy to be leaving even though it meant giving up a chance for a record third-straight Super Bowl victory. Johnson, meanwhile, was expected to spend several more days at the Cowboys' headquarters before heading to the Florida Keys to relax on his boat and move into a new house in the area. Johnson, who originally signed a 10-year contract to coach the Cowboys, received permission to join any team he 'wants whenever be wants — despite the five years left on his contract. In his five years in Dallas, Johnson took the Cowboys from 1-15 to consecutive Super Bowl titles. He said he’s leav­ ing not because he couldn’t do it again, but because he was having trouble wanting to, “This boiled down to a personal thing between Jimmy and Jerry,” said Cowboys defensive coordinator Butch Davis, who’s spent 15 years working with Johnson. “It was nothing about football, it was nothing about management. This was personal.” Johnson and Jones had been trading verbal salvos since the Cowboys defeated the Buffalo Bills 30-13 in the Super Bowl in January. The players, who still have to answer to Jones, were stay­ ing out of that aspect of the breakup. "f’m paid to play football, but I had a lot of respect for what Jimmy Johnson did,” said Aikman. “T here’s no reason Barry c a n 't be a great NFL head coach,” Aikman told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. “People think we have problems because I left there. But he was as friendly and as helpful as could be to me. Now, I think of us as being friends.” Emmitt Smith, who last week said, “If you fire Jimmy, you fire me,” had a different view today. About the selection of Switzer, Smith said: “We will give him a chance. All he’s got to do is give us a chance.” Michael Irvin, who played for Johnson at Miami, stormed around Valley Ranch slamming doors. He sat still long enough to say “it hurts.” Jam S ession t^e Garvín Jones Dinamos Bañó University Sc Fbrest * 9 6 6 -7 7 8 8 ROVIDTT X & oeA & T T E a w f s s e e A PAC-MÉ.g : C N A togTH S ip S a F A V A C U f. IN i M M J m & x ~ J KÖS % S ta te P ress P a g el3 Thursday, March 31,1994 T h e spo r t in g w o m a n C L A S S I C /A L T C R N A I I V € • tu s v O THURSDAY T O c^ à \^V vU ^ t\O j m TO yC> J IS yu e. t\o ^ C o urtesy o f S a lly Fox - tí" 4 p 2 for M -1 1 r tr > o im COMPLIMENTARY FOOD BUFFET -----$ 3 “The Sporting Woman: Insights From Her Past” exhibit is on display in the Hayden Library through 11:30 tonight. 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ROD STEWART- Great seats; Pink Floyd- Great seats; Suns* Great seats. All great $$$. 9217150. AUTOMOBILES 1968 BUICK Eiectra cohv. 52K mi, 1-owner, all prig-., appr. at $8200. sell for $7,750. Beautiful luxurious car.491-7665. 1989 LEBARON ccHiv, white on white w/maroon interior, 5-spd, am/fm stereo, ac, all power, per­ fect cond, $8500.954^8106, ask for Jan, or 214-351-1562. 84 MAZDA RX-7 GSL, auto., ac, sunroof, pwr. w/m, am-fm cass., one owner $2350 obo. 8917782. 85 TOYOTA CelicaGT, 5sp, ac, all pwr, blue, 1 owner, exc. cond. $4495 obo. 92 PONTIAC LeMans SE, 4 dr., pwr steering, ac, like new, 24K mi. $7500 obo. 7064)815, 92 SUZUKI Sidkick 1 IK miles, 5 speed, ac, soft-top, fuii/fin cass, new tags. Call 967-0545. $9900. MOTORCYCLES 1983 KAWASAKI GPZ 550, 32K original miles. 2nd owner, new front brakes f t fork seal $1200 obo 964-2994. 1993 KAWASAKI EX500, like new 1600 mis teal/white w/matching Shoei helmets, Vance & Hines Super Sport System, Stage 3 jet, lower cowling, mst sefre. $4200 obo 993-0426 Lv msg. 85 YAMAHA R iva scooter* 125cc, hardly used, red, low mile­ age $725.391-2881, l v m ^ ^ 87 HONDA Elite 150, looks and runs like new, $999,784-8136. 89 HONDA Elite 80. Great con­ dition, new brakes/tires. Must sell. $925 obo.Brian, 350-9549. HONDA ST-90, 400 original miles, street legal, knobby tires, $650.947-3628. TRAVEL Passion is that which makes the best observations and draws the most wretched conclusions. -Jean Paul Richter ASU BERMUDA and Caribbean Summer Programs. Application deadline extended. Call 965-4630 for information. CATCH A JET! ♦EARN $7.50/hr.* Guar, hourly, seting free ap­ pointments for established chiropraetors, close to-ASU. 470-1828 anytime.. ASST MANAGER needed for Harkins Fashion Square Cinema. P/t now ft f/t in summer, mostly eve. shifts, good management exp. Apply at otir box office. 7014 É, Camelback Rd. ATTENTION ALL majors: since summer school doesn't build a resume, check into a 12 week in­ ternship. Earn 3 hours college credit. Must be able to relocate. O pportunity to save $3000$5000: Call 894-5283 to set up a 10 min overview at the MU: AZ'S FIRST Steam Club, The Jungle Cabaret now hiring door persons; hostesses, ckt. & bar servers^ models & dn. 254-5420 Call Warren 10-5pm. BUSINESS MAJORS: Small, growth oriented international corp. seeks bright, hard woricer to assist CEO. Good writing & computer skills, self starter, cus­ tomer svc. oriented. Knowledge of SEC Filings &/or Spanish a plus. Resume/Info. to Lee Cun­ ningham, 1801 S. Jentilly Ln. A2, Tempe, AZ 85281. COLLEG E STUDENTS and Teachers! Children's Summer Camp in Oracle. AZ is looking for Program Leaders, C oun­ selors, Lifeguards, Camp Nurse; and cooks fo work June 1-Aug 13. Good salary, job experience, plus Room/Board. Write YMCA Camp, P.O. Box 1111, Tucson, AZ 85702 or call 1-602-8840987. DID SPRING Break leave you broke? The ASU Telefund has the job for you! Flexible hours, great pay, call 965-6754 to apply. DRIVERS NEEDED for smaU local package deliveries. Econo­ my car a must. 1-602-531-7122: EASY MONEY- Petition circu­ lators wanted for Scottsdale area. Flexible hours. C ali Denise at 994-4732 for details. FIDDLESTICKS FAMILY Fun Park requires p/t days & evenm g/weekend help. Have fun, make money. Apply in person 1155 W. Elliot , Tempe GUITAR PLAYER/Singer for upscale guest ranch in the Col­ o ra d o R ockies M ay-Sept. $600/mo, room, util., 3 meals, + seasonal bonus for good work. Send resume & picture to Wits End Guest Ranch, 4207 N. 19th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85015. HOME CARE provider- Rural/Southem. Exp w/ developmentally disabled & i^ysically challenged. 8am-6pm,* various days/hrs avail to fit your sched­ ule, Personal care service $6/hr. C all T ina, C reativ e N et­ w o r k s ^ ! - 1140. LE A SIN G A G EN T, exp in sales, perso n ab je, prof, ap­ pearance, ft/pt position. Aj^)ly in person, 1255 E.pUniversity Dr;, Tempe; No phone calls please . LIVE-IN SITTER, over 18, tip to $725/mo + tuition assistance & car. 713-789-2360. WALK FROM ASUl No Selling Telephone survey research, flexible hours available mornings, afternoons, even­ ings, weekends. S tart at $ 5 /h r. W eekly pay. Fre­ quent raise reviews. Higginbotham Asaociates 829-3141 NATIONAL ANSWERING serv­ ice needs open-minded personnel. 3 shifts; 352-4220, Roxy. NEW ENGLAND brother/sister camps-Massachusetts. Mah-KeeNac for boÿs/Danbee for girls. Counselor positions for Program Specialists: AHteam sports, espe­ cially baseball, basketball, field hockey, roller hockey, soccer, volleybaU; 25 tennis openings; also archery, riflery, weights/fitness and biking;other openings include preforming arts, fine arts, newspaper, photography, radio station, cooking, sewing, rollerskating, rocketry, ropes & climbing and camp craft; all water front activities (swimming, doing, sailing, windsurfing, çanoeing/kayaking). Inquire: Mah-KeeNac (boys) 190 Linden Avfenue, Glen Ridge, N J. 07028. Call; I- , 800-753-9118. Danbee (girls) 17 Westminster Drive, Moitiville, N J. 07045. Call 1-800-392-3752.- HELP WANTEDSALES SALES POS avail. T & Th lO5 other days & hrs flex. AZ Shorts. See Donna 966-9199.5th & Mil I. M arketing/Sales Rep Flexible schedule. R estaurant/B ar e x p e rie n c e helpful. Salary + bonus. H ealth benefits. Fax 443-7602 443-4100 UNITED M O R TG A G E HELP WANTEDCLER1CAL RECPTNST WANTED for busy P/T POSITION in small specialty landscape co. Computer/acctg shop. Retail exp in mens arid la­ background a plus. Flex hrs.. dies clothing; Apply in person, $5.50/hr to start. Call 829-8530. 1125 Rio Salado Pkwy, Tempe. : PERFECT A job advertising for major oil & tire co. Part-time. Job $300 to . $500 a week, 4:30-8:30pm, MonSat. Will train, not phone sales. Call for appt, 831-8208 anytime. If no answer, leave message. PERSONAL CARE attendant for transfers & swimming etc. 1/2 mL from campus. Send par­ ticulars to B&M Wendt, 1739 E. Broadway, Ste. 1-225, Tempe, AZ 85282. ; y V POT OF GOLD Earn up to $15 per hotir while having fun, pt/ft. 279-3755. P T A VG $8-10/HR 36 year old company and we're growing again. Close to campus. Flexible schedule. Perfect for students. Call today for an inter­ view. DialAmerica Marketing, 894*0264. REPUBLICAN PARTY wants you to work the phone banks MTh, 5-9pm, $6/hr. Contact Max Fose at 957-777Q. SHIFT MGR. responsible for;dayto-day operations. M ust have strong supervisory, skills. Mar­ keting and management exp pref. Send resume to M.Kite, P Ô Box 24095, Tempe, AZ 85284 SPORTS MINDED HELP WANTEDFO OD SERVICE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS for drivers & counter help. Earn up to $8/hr. Sammy B's Pizza, 945-8850. CHUY'S COMING soon. 4623 E. Elliot Rd. Need cooks, prep., counter people. Apply in person. CORK N CLEAVER Accepting apps for lunch food servers. Will train, p/t. Ftiri at­ mosphere, fast ¡pace; Concern w/appearance, reliability f t per­ sonality important. Apply in per­ son M-F 2-5pm or by appt. 5101 N. 44th St. (44Hi/Camelback) COSMIC PIZZA; is now hiring exp; pizza cooks f t del. drivers. We offer flex. hrs. competative wages, a fast track to manage­ ment & great working Condi­ tions. Apply @ 1523 E Apache BWd. (no phone calls please). EARN MONEY to get thru the semester! Hiring waitstaff and bussers on ASU campus, for. Marriott Catering Apply; in per­ son between 9-4 in Memorial Union Room #138. JOHNNY ROCKETS is now tak­ ing applications for cashiers-food servers. Fashion Square Mall, apply in person. 423-1505. Hiring immediately 6-& individ­ uals for Tempe office. Flex p/t hrs avail, $8/hr guar to start. Cull Mike for interview, 921-8282. LOOKING FOR a counter per­ son, days. 5012 E. Van Buren, Honey Rears Barbeque 273-^148 STA TE PRESS needs a dependdde driver with own vehicle & insurance who can deliver to off campus sites M onday thru Friday, Must be as dependable as a Rolex and willing to do whatever ii takes to get thejob done right. I f you're patient, depend­ able, have a commited work ethic, and would like to earn $90 a week, call Jackie Eldrige now 9656555. Can you start tomorrow? Tempe, now accepting applica­ tions for kitchen staff, wait staff and host/hostess. Day and evening. shitfs available. Apply in person at 837 Mill Aye,, Tempe (near the University) between 3-5pm. SUMMER RESORT JOBS Earn to $12/hour + tips. Loca­ tions include: Hawaii, Florida, Rockies, Alaska, New England, etc. Call 1-800-807-5950 ext. R5918; y :' SOUPER SALAD AA CRUISE and travel employ­ ment guide. $$$ + free world­ wide travel! (Caribbean, Europe, etc!) Summer/permanerit avail­ able. Guaranteed success!£(919) 929:4398 ext. C l 45. CRUISE SHIPS now hiring Earn up to $2,000+/month Work* ing on cruise ships or land-totir companies. World travel, Sum­ mer & fu ll time employment available. No experience necessaiy. For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C 5918. EXCELLENT PAY!! Over 400 companies need hard workers like you. Free details!! Rush SASE to TRP Enterprises, Box 26605, Tempe, AZ 85285-6605. G R A D U A T IN G ? FR EE re ­ port,... job/career banks to help you find employment. SNF(8> 17 Applesauce-Wappflls NY 12590. SUMMER JOBS-Directpry o f resorts, amusement & nat'l parks now hiring nationwide. Send $2 and SASE to: WRE, Box 2704, White (Tity, OR 97503, WRITER WANTED, must know Jewish culture. Rich, 921-9606. Also: Maid, $6/hr, 3 hr/wk. Rich. A LA SK A SU M M ER JO B S Earn up to $8,000+ in 2 months. Room + Board! Transportation! Male/Female. No experience necessary ! (206) 545-4155 ext A 5918 •INT'L EM PLOYM ENT* Make up to $2,000S4,000+/mo. reaching basic : - conversrional English abroad. Japan, Taiwan, and S. Korea, For more information call: (206) 632-1146 ext. J5918 BUSINESS OPPORTUNmiS PARTICIPATE IN internship to get ahead of competition. Gain 3 college credits, build your ré­ sume. Interns typically save $3000-5000. Must be able to re­ locate. Call 894-5283 and leave message for 10 minute overview at MU. open to all majors, A W IN -W IN o p portunity: Immediate cash flow, entry level $200*$400/day. Free info. Call 602483-6265. FUNDRAISING GREEKS & CLUBS Earn $5Q-$250 for yourself plus tip to $500 for yotir club! This fundraiser costs nothing and lasts one week, Gall now and receive a free gift. 1-800-932-0528 ext. 6$, RESTAURANTS/ BARS JAZZ! J TC > ECCINGTONS An exciting breakfast & lunch restaurant Is interviewing for { waitress positions. Must be available j two weekdays plus weekends. Apply in person: TE A CH IN G PO SIT IO N in Japan at English Conversation School. 1 year contract starts July 1st. Bachelors required. Call 968-1976. S THERAPEUTIC WORK, excel­ lent pay, flexible hours, wiU train. Call 844-9000 or 377-7283. HELP WANTEDCHILD CARE W H EELC H A IR STU D EN T needs personal care assistance in a.m. $7/hr. 966-2059. CHILD CARE needed Mon,-Fri, 2:30-4pm until June, then f/t. Transportation req. 952-9051. ’ " O S. Alma School Mesa by 3 BUD DIM0CK 8:30-11 p.m. NO COVER BANDERSNATCH 5th SI. & Forest BREWPUB C a llin g a ll A SU S PO R T S F ANS!! E s s a u 4-7pm 2 drafts..........$2 Import Btls....$2 \ ym * 1/1 Price Appetizers ' j h « ' • 4 Satellites ' • 15 Screens "We show all Suns & Iowa Games!" WOODSHED II NW Corner Dobson & University 844-SHED State P ress RESTAURANTS/ BARS («HATEFIX HEAD NIGHT with the NO HOBO BAND “Every Thursday!* V BOSTON'S McClintoch 81 C urry • 921-7343 PERSONALS RESTAURANTS/ BARS SALIMA: COULD you come paint our carpet too? We'll look forward to it! B&BS. PRANKSTERS ©AR & §R B L ■ SHON, THANKS for all the good times and UR patience. Your sup­ port has paid off 2 for 1College Night SIGMA CHI - Get psyched for SDT Splash & Dash. Love, your coaches. Rachel, Kin, Barbara. Anything on Menu 60-oz. pitchers S3.75 4pm-close Thursdays ' SIGMA CHI will dominate SDT Splash & Dash. 6-ft Big Screen Live music tonight with Mushroom Sundae IHWPDV W ELCOMES TO THE gentlemen of SAE: Miss* > ing sométhing? What are you willing to do to get it back? With love, the ladies o f . . . 1024 E. Broadway Tamp» . 967-8875 Q U ESTS id A ADO PTIO N years ADOPT- YOUNG loving family wants to provide stable home for your baby. Call our attny., Suzi. 1-800-845-0242, anytime. Â299. i l X o i í s ; I U OLDER EVERYMONDAY 1AdmissionS4.0Û! SPINNING JENNY ' 9.p.m.-1 a.m. SOCIAL WORK OR RELATED AREAS? O u r ' educational database con­ tains information on more than 4.0 0 0 graduate concentration areas-., representing over 1.000 schools. This makes it- easy to find, the program th at's right for vOu. * fa x a G ood Tim e c a ll 966-1300 ' IM lM M iC a fe 404 S. MSI Ave,, Sudé 161 > . mm ___PIZZA & l»AS IA ~) W e eliminate- the hours spent researching graduate programs arid the tim e consuming effort: of contacting graduate, schools for m ore information, We can provide: , M USIC *1 Literature/catalogs describing . over 4 ,0 0 0 g raduate study programs Where ASU Goes fo r Pizza THIRSTY Zi L iteratu re a n d a p p lic a tio n . materials for m ore than 30Q credentialling programs;' THURSDAY For more information^ w rite or call us today! $125 Career Network Associates 2210 M t. Carm el Avenue . Suite 110 - D ept. A Glenside, Pennsylvania 19038 (215) 572-767« B ud • A m stel S am A dam s St. Pauli H ein eke n • B ecks C o o rs Light M olson B artles & Ja ym e s All 12 oz. B ottles 968-6666 1 3 0 1 E. U niversity A lternative Thursdays COLLEGE SCHÔLORSHIPS available $59.95. Matching fee guaranted from 150,000sources. Free info. 561-5739. X 112.v PERSONALS A DOZEN' Roses $20 Balloons & Delivery available. Call After Hours Flowers 894-3419 TYPING /W O R D PROCESSING lin e r ASU AREA typing, w/p, editing, transcrptn, WordPerfect, laser. Charts/graphs. 966-2186 anytime NAIL CREATIONS by Karen. Sculptured sets $20/fllls $15. Mc­ Clintock & Bdwy. 894-2280. FAST TURNAROUND Term papers, theses, resumes'. ML A/ APA, laser, fax. Pat, 897*1741. RESEARCH AND writing help, all subjects. Catalog $2. 1-800351-0222. PAPERS ED ITED / critiqued /typed by exp'd writer. Rsnble rates. Scottsdale. 945-7739. SCULPTURED NAILS $20. Ash + University. Hair extensions also. 829-8483. RESUME HELP-5 page reports reveals what top firms look for in resumes from college graduates. Send $3 to Resumes Edge 1008 E Baseline #894 Tempe, AZ 85283. ST AT PRO - Statistical analysis, consulting, research help. Call 837-1999. TAX HELP Fed. & State Easy $25. Fed. & State 1040A $30. Extra $5 per form. KE Tax 926-4807. HEALTH & F jT N | g S _ !s_ HAPPILY MARRIED profes­ sional couple desire to provide loving Christian-home for white MAGIC DIET. lose up to 301bs. newborn. Financially secure, of­ in 30 days. $34 + S.&H. i V jM fering love, happines & educa­ tion. Expenses paid. Legal & eon- . accep 1-800*884-0208 dr 1-800327-1458. • fidential. Call Pat anytime, 1800*237-0058. WANTED 100 students to try new fat busting tabs & theigh SERVICES creriie. 1 lost 1$ lbs in 2 w ks& 4 pant sizes! Gauranieed, Dr rec­ ommended. Send $35 each or $68 CONTINUING YOUR both toP.O B ox 505. Louisville. STUDIES IN CO 80027 or 303-666-7831 COUNSELING, Visa, Master card or discovery PSYCHOLOGY, acc. Distributors also wanted. CALL 921-0877 £'• Page 15 Thursday, March 31,1994 WANTED: BALDING men and women, 30 day gaurantee or your money back, 345-0073 . TYPING /W O R D PROCESSING THE WRITER Experienced ASU grad and long­ time resident prepares papers, re­ ports, ect. Resumes only $40.00., Fast and reliable. Call or fax: Larry 893-3471. WORD PROCESSING, secre­ tarial services, fax. 28yrs exper. Student discounts. SAV comer, Miller/Chaparral. 994-8145. Why Type it Yourself? Prof: Secretary, ASU grad. APA/MLA experience, Laser, delivery, fax, rash orders ok ! Theresa * 924-1976 M ISO . POWERBALL- RECEIVE win­ ning numbers power & sequence charts. Free info. 561-5739 X 125 S2/PG, $15 resumes. Proofed. Laser. Fast. Same day. DTP. Near ASU. Brian, 967-5987. 1 DAY Turnaround- M °st pa­ pers. Professional word process* ing/papers/resumes. Laser. Resonable. Caroline 892-7022, 24 HOUR turn around. $2/page. Professional typing, laser, fax, Walkable/ASU Diane 829-1602. AAA QUALITY w/p, laser print­ er. $2/double spaced page. Quick service. Sandy, 902-0549. AAA- KINROSS Copy Center makes the grade! Get reports, resumes, & flyers fast! Color cop­ ies, Macintosh & IBM rental & much more! Open 2 4 hours! Rural & University, 966-2035. Y our Individual H oroscope c u rre n t issu e o f D e v il Deals! Pick u p yo u r FREE co p y in thè basem ent of Matthews Center. WANTED B I A SPERM D O N O R ; Thousands o f vyomen cannot conceive and bear , children du e tò their ... . husband's lack o f . ! normal Sperm./ They need your helpDonate your sperm. ACCURATE, EXPERIENCED word processor. Apa/Mla S2/pg. WordPerfect. Laura 820-0305. For further, information, call APA/MLA EXPERIENCED typing/w ord processing. Need it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744. 46 8-3 840 Financial compensation. thè Arizona Institute of / ReproductiveMedicine at — F rance« D rake = For Thursday, March 31 «1994 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) Y ou’ll receiv’e c o n flic tin g advice today and may have dif­ fic u lty in m aking up your mind. Plans involving travel are hard to finalize. Emphasize cultural pursuits; TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Negotiations involving a finan­ cial concern may break down, which may be for the best; as you need to do additional research. Socializing is iffy after dark. GEMINI (M ay? 1 toJune 20) A business delay or setback may leave you tem porarily uncertain as to your next move. C ouples w ill enjoy visiting with friends. Accent diplomacy after dark. * CANCER (June 21 to July 22) T hough lo n g -ran g e c aree r prospects turn for the better, you may have difficulty today with current assignments. It’s o n e in te rru p tio n o r m ix-up after another. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Leisure entertainment and edu­ cational interests are favored. H ow ever; a c h ild who talks back may cause you some con­ cern. Be judicious in. your use o f credit. VIRGO (Aug, 23 to Sept. 22) • It’s a good day for dealings w ith bankers and real estate agents; You may get financing you need. However, there may be some disarray at home base that needs handling. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Som ething a co-w orker says today could hurt your feelings., A p a rtn e r is on your wave-: length, but com m unications with others are not at their best. Watch details. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 ) Y our financial p rospects in business, are good today, but extra expenses could arise in connection with child-rearing and you may o v e rsp en d on pleasure interests. SAGITTARIUS. (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) You may feel that a relative doesn't understand what you have to say. G uard a gainst overspending on incidentals. H appiness com es through recreational Interests. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) M ix-ups in com m unications are likely. Don’t overreact to a real or imagined slight. You’ll derive pleasure from fam ily and home*based activities, AQUARIUS (Jân: 20 to Feb 18) You needn’t let concern about a money matter keep you from enjoying social interests today.. Be sure to accept invitations, Close ties are very supportive. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Though business opportunities are likely to arise, you may be inclined to self-doubt. D on’t underestim ate your capabili­ ties. Rise: to the occasion. YOU BORN TODAY are gre­ garious and outgoing, but have a reflective and private side as well. You do best in work you like to do. When not interested, you don’t put forth the effort n ecessary for success. You hâve a gift for self-promotibn and are likely to have philo­ sophical interests as well. You work better on your own than in partnership. B irthdate of; Vice President A1 Gore; Franz Joseph Haydn, composer; and Shiriey Jones, actress. €>1994 by Kinj Feature« Syndicate, Inc. r 1 ATTN. GREEKS STATE P ress Classified Ad Order Form F.A.C. has started again. Stop by Delta Upsilon, corner o f 5th St. & Hardy Dr. 4pm, Volleyball, food and B YOB. ATTN, GREEKS Friday Afternoon Club at the D elta U psiIon H ouse, 4pm . V o lley b all; fo o d & BYOB. Questions,call 966-8359. * Name Home Phone Business Phone Address City, State Zip Please print one letter per box, leave a blank box between words. DON'T MISS The Serendipity Olympics today 1lam-1pm on Hayden Lawn! HARLEY * See you at 2:00! CL HOPE EVERYONE has a great Easter. From AO. ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT! TILL DAT Splash n' Dash A p r. 2 , 1 0 a.m . a t SRC Please be sure to check your ad. Make sure it reads exactly as you Wish it to appear in the State Press, including punctuation. Please check your ad the firs t day it appears-the lia b ility o f the S tate Press shall n o t exceed the cost of the ad and credit may be given fo r the firs t insertion only. M inor spelling errors do not qua lify fo r m ake-goods. No refunds w ill be given, but if you need to can­ cel your ad a credit w ill be held on account fo r future advertising. _ *» A [ Private Party 1-4 days, $1.30 per line, per day 5-9 days, $ i .25 per line, per day 1 0 + days, $1.15 per line, per day Commercial 1 day $2.00 per line 2-4 days, $1.50 per line, per day 5-9 days, $1.30 per line, per day 10+ days, $ 1.00 per line, per day CHEAP DATE Students adm itted fre e to a ll ASU s p o rtin g events w ith va lid ASU ID (except Football & Men's Basketball). 411 S. M ill A ve. 9 6 6 -2 0 2 0 SUCH A DEAL! L J St a • Thursday, March 31,1994 Q uestions—__ C ontinued f r o m pace ti P ress Feeling sort o f "far out"? Read th e Far Side cartoon on today's com ic page. 11. ’ from the athletic department? •Why was McHugh replaced with Jacquie Hullah? Does ASU really need a coach who is more renowned for driving players away than winning? She had four players, including the team captain, leave the team this season. Can this be con­ sidered a success on any level? And don’t give me any of that “This is to be expected in any coaching change’’ excuse. When Bruce Snyder took over the football program, I didn’t see a quaiter of the team packing it in. This happened to Hullah quite regularly during her previ­ ous gig at Dartmouth. Didn't anyone do a background check before she was offered the job here? If no one did, why not? If so, why was she hired? •When the ASU baseball team went to Omaha, Neb., last June to compete in the College World Series, each player was supposed to receive between $70 and $100 per diem for food and lodging. I’ve been told each player only received between $30-560 a day. The remaining amounts for each player report­ edly went to pay for bills incurred by the football program. Why cheap out on a team that has a chance to win it all? •Why does this school dump all over its non-fevenuesports athletes? ASU used to have a quality athletic depart­ ment from the top down. What happened to it? S w ep t______ _ C ontinued from page 1 1 . catcher in only her sixth at-bat this, season, lined a single up the first-base line; scoring Dacquisto. Alyssa Johnson fol­ lowed with a single, but Wendy Johnson could not, and the inning ended. “It was four extra bases (for Fullerton) in the first game. That’s too many,” said ASU coach Linda Wells. “Just when we were trying to close the gap in the second game, they unloaded again,” CSU-F improves to 17-19, having won all four games on its current road trip. In the two games against ASU, the Titans scored 13 runs. They had been averaging just over three tuns a game previously. “On any given day, a team can come out and hit,” said Jeanne Redondo, responding to the Titan offense. “Their bit­ ting and us making a few errors, I think that cost us some runs.” ■ ,. Dacquisto continued to hit the ball well. She jumped her average to .403, and has a 12-game hitting streak. In seven atbats, she had six hits and an intentional walk. She also scored two runs. Alyssa Johnson continued to play well, both offensively and defensively, according to Wells. “A.J. is hitting well and she made some hard plays on defense,” she said. “Although you like to have a few really bright spots, you would like to have a few more.” One such bright spot recently has been ASU’s pitching. Jessica Niebuhr, the starter in the second game, had 16 straight innings of scoreless pitching. That streak continued for two innings, until a four-hit, five-run third inning struck. “She’s been pitching Very well,” Said Wells. “She let her­ self get into this old combination of a hit, then run the count and walk somebody ... and now you’re having to play out of a tough defensive situation and we don’t do that.” MINI-STORAGE RESERVE YOUR SPACE Arizona NOW Storage Inns 2236 W. 1st Street 967-0210 1020 W. 1st Street 968-3133 112 N. A lm a School 964-7317 _ mmenc FAMILY HAIR CUTTERS' A N D YOUR WHEELS ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL, TOO* There's a Ford or Mercury Just Like You. . . and Your Ford or Lincoln-Mercury Dealer Has a Graduation Present to Help Make It Your O w n ... • $400 Cash Back or • a Special Finance Rate* Free S h a m p o o w / C u t S /Z 95 O N L Y ^ J Fersonolly speaking, what you drive says a lot about who you are. So why not say you're one of the most exciting, fun-loving, even sensible people going? In other words, why not say it with a sporty neyvFord or Mercury? Now's the perfect time to make a personal statement— because the 1994 Ford & Mercury College Graduate Purchase Program** gives you your choice of $ 4 0 0 cash back o r a special finance ra te * when you buy a new Ford or Mercury. O r lease your vehicle and get $400 cash back! Plus, Ford Credit can offer qualified applicants pre-approved credit up to $18,000 or the MSRR whichever is lower, which could mean no down payment on finance purchases. You may also defer purchase payments for 120 days in most states (excluding Michigan, New Jersey, Ftennsylvania, and Washington, DC). So take time out to see your Ford or Lincoln-Mercury dealer today and ask about the College Graduate Purchase Program. (It's g terrific w ay to show the world just how smart you really are!) Flat Tops & Artwork $1.°° extra m m h b b . Exp. 4-21-94 H A IR C O L O R REDKEN »95 $ 191 ONLY I (R eg. $ 2 4 “ ) Includes: Blow Dry & Style Long Hair $5. Extra Exp. 4-21-94 e& ‘ Special Finonce ro te a lte rn a tive and Ford C redit program s not a v a ila b le on leases. “ to be e lig ib le , you must gra d u a te w ith p bachelor's o r g ra d u a te degree, o r be e n ro lle d in g ra d u a te school, betw een 1 /1 /9 4 and 9 /3 0 /9 4 . This program is in a d d itio n to a ll o th e r n a tio n a l custom er incentives; except fo r o th e r Ford p riv a te offers, in cluding the Young Buyer Program . You must purchase o r lease your new vehicle betw een 1 /1 /9 4 and 9 /3 0 /9 5 . Sòme custom er a n d vehicle restrictions apply, so see your d e a le r fo r details. (R e g .$ 8 “ ) W a r e h o u s e P ric e s 1 0 % OFF ALL BRAND NAME PRODUCTS IS " 4L REDKEN * IMOM* ICMMCt . m m a NEXUS Exp. 4-21-94 D e s ig n e r P e rm $ « 29 95 (R eg. $ 3 4 “ ) Shampoo, Perm, Cut & Style included. Long hair, piggy back or spiral wrap extra. * Exp. 4-21-94 U n iv e r sity & Rural V is it Y o u r N e a re s t F ord o r L in c o ln -M e rc u ry D e a le rs h ip T o d a y ... o r C all 1 -8 0 0 -3 2 1 -1 5 3 6 fo r D e ta ils o n th e C o lle g e G ra d u a te P u rch a se P ro gram Cornerstone Center Coupons not valid with any other specials. 968-8008 Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9-9 Sat. 9-7 Sun 1 0 4