Committee passes safety bill Students’ testimony rallies cause to insure: crackdown on crime Therasa Hetherington, canter, sp eaks to reporters after testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday at the State Capitol. The Committee narrowly passed the cam pus safety bill with a 5-4 vote. B y P aul M atthews State P ress Tlie State Senate Judiciary Committee narrowly passed a campus safety bill on Tuesday, following a hearing that included testimony from the victim o f the most publicized on-campus attack at ASU in recent memory. The bill, SB 1242, passed with a nailbiting, non-partisan 5-4 vote. : Passage o f the bill was enhanced by the testimony of Therasa Hetherington, a former ASU student who was abducted from Lot 59 last February and then driven south to Gila Bend, where she was brutal­ ly beaten and maimed. A hush fell over the hearing room as T urn to Saftey, page 2. Legislature’s role in campus safety debated B y G arin G roff S tate P ress State lawmakers and university officials clashed Tuesday over a proposed campus safety bill and whether campus crime falls u nder the ju risd ic tio n o f the A rizona Legislature. W Sen. Carol Springer, R-Prescott, criti­ cized the Arizona Board of Regents and the state's universities, saying they are more concerned with faculty pay raises than with campus safety. “I find it-appalling that the Board of Regents and universities, in preparing their list o f priorities for the budget process, failed to even list (campus safety) on their priority list,” said Springer, a member of the State Senate Judiciary Com m ittee, which ultimately passed the bill 5-4. ASU President Lattie Coor defended the board’s stand that pay raises are important. “The two are directly related*” Coor said. “I made a point that we were losing police officers on a regular basis because of their low salaries.” But Coor said a restrictive bill by the Legislature is not the way to deal with safe­ tyR eg en ts sharply criticiz ed the Legislature fen getting involved in campus safety, arguing that the ABOR is concerned about safety and th at crim e should be addressed by individual administrations, hot the Legislature. “If legislators áre going to institute bills to govern the universities as they seemingly have had a penchant for this year, then why d o n 't we ju s t elim in ate the B oard of Regents, and maybe eliminate the presi­ dents and their administration and just have errand boys and errand g irls fo r th e Legislature?” said Regent Eddie Basha. While campuses should have a zero-tol­ erance attitude for Crime, crime has not increased dramatically enough to warrant such a bill, Basha said. “If the Legislature is really concerned, then I think they should provide supple­ mental funds for additional law enforce­ ment,” Basha said. Ross Bell, Associated Students of ASU liaison, argued that campus safety had to be addressed to the Legislature because the ABOR is not addressing safety. Pressure from the Legislature could cause the board to act on improving safety, he said. “I f we g et w hat we w ant from the administration, then heck, we don’t need to go through a law,” Bell said. Students feeling effects o f recent library cutbacks By G arin G roff State P ress One month after about $400,000 in sub­ scription cutbacks, students say they are feel­ ing the effects of fewer library journals. Monte Rhodes, a chemistry doctoral stu­ dent, said he had felt the blow of library cuts. “Journals that should be there, or that I expect should be there, aren’t there,” Rhodes said. “And at an institution like this, I think they should be there, especially when it has the kind of program that I’m in.” Rhodes said he doesn’t have to do large amounts of literature research, but said he is inconvenienced when ASU doesn’t have the journal he needs. Yinong Chong, a sociology doctoral stu­ dent, said she hasn’t been directly affected by cuts yet, but she said some of the important journals in her field have been canceled. “It’s possible that it’s going to affect me, but I haven’t come across it yet,” she said. Dora Biblarz, associate dean of university libraries, said making cuts is difficult, but could have been worse. “I t’s very, very tough,” Biblarz said. “Libraries all over the country are having the problem.” About $600,000 was scheduled to be cut, until $150,000 was provided by the University to prevent cancellations. An addi­ tional $50,000 is being reserved to cover inflation during the next three years. The funding saved about 800 journals, Biblarz said, but it could not keep 1,750 sub­ scriptions from being cut. The most expensive su b scrip tio n d isco n tin u ed was “Ferroelectrics,” a physics journal costing $9,000 annually, Biblarz said. ASU’s annual subscription budget is $2.8 million, about 56 percent of the library’s budget. Librarians had one year to plan for the cuts. They determined each journal’s useful­ ness by counting the number of times it was reshelved and how often it was cited in faculT urn to L ibrary, page 7. ASU grad tabbed as interim Tempe judge Arkfeld selected to replace embattled Mirretti B y P aul M atthews State P ress An ASU law school graduate has revealed that she will assume the role of interim presiding judge for the City of Tempe. Louraine Arkfeld, a 45-year-old assistant presiding judge for the City of Phoenix, told the State Press that she has been appointed to the head of Tempe’s court by Kimball Rose, the presiding judge for the Maricopa County Superior Court, until a full-time replacement is found. “I was asked to come in and operate the court until they could find a permanent judge,” Arkfeld said. “I was very hon­ ored that I was requested to do it. I thought that was a state­ ment of confidence in my abilities.” She said she expects to occupy the position for about 90 days. Arkfeld will take over for former Judge Stephen Mirretti, who resigned as the presiding judge in Tempe two weeks ago following a city report that criticized his management of the court. Mirretti is now in the middle of a criminal investigation about a possible connection between his reported gambling habits and court funds. INSIDE STA TE PR ESS W eather Outlook Increasing high cloudii and warm. High 80. Arkfeld said all she knows about Mirretti’s situation is what she has seen and heard in the press. “I have not been a part of that court system,” she said. “I have not been a part of that investigation. That is not my role out there. You know as much as I do.” Arkfeld said Rose has not yet met with her to define her responsibilities, but she is well aware of her overall mission. “My goal is to ensure that the court continues to operate on a day-to-day basis and that it does a good job during that peri­ od of time.” Arkfeld graduated with a marketing degree from ASU in 1974 and w ent on to receive her law degree from ASU College of Law in 1976.. She said she was in private practice for about a. year after college doing a variety of things, and then went to work for the City of Phoenix prosecutor’s office, where she served for about four and a half years. Following her tenure with the prosecutor’s office, Arkfeld went back into private practice, doing criminal defense work. She has spent the past 10 years as a judge in Phoenix and the last five as an assistant presiding judge. Arkfeld is the current chairwoman of new judge orientaT urn ► An ASU justice studies profes­ W orld/ sor believes the news media Nation coverage of crime can affect the Adm. Frank Kelso II public’s perception. Page 6. the Navy’s top uni­ formed officer, said ► The U.S. Army has raised the he has requested early amount of college scholarship retirement because of money available to students the Tailhook sex who serve in the military. abuse scandal. Page 9. Page3 to A rkfeld, page 7. Briartifttzgorald/Stat« Prass Louraine Arkfeld, à 45-year-old aaalatant preaiding judge for the City of Phoenix, aaid she has been appointed to the head of Tem p e’s co u rt until a full-tim e replacem ent is found. Sports As the pressure builds for college coaches to build win­ ning basketball pro­ grams, many in this profession are finding themselves at the breaking point. Page 11 Where To Fin d It Classifieds.......... ............. 14 Comics............................. 10 Crossword...............&........ 6 Horoscopes ......................15 Opinion......... ......... 4 Police Report....... 7 Sports/............... 11 Today's Activities........... -.2 World/Nation........................3 Page 2 S tate P ress Wednesday, February 16,1994 S a fe ty _________ T oday C ontinued The Today section is a daily calendar o f events print­ ed as a service to the ASU community. Requests are printed according to the space available each day. Campus clubs and organizations may submit written entries to the State Press in the basement o f M atthews Center, Room IS. Requests w illn o t be taken over the phone. Entries must contain the fu ll name o f the 'group, a description o f the event, date, time and the fu ll address c f the location. Ail requests are subject to editing fa r con­ tent, space and clarity. . Deadline fa r entries is noon the day before pmblication. • Alcoholics Anonymous — Daily meeting, noon, base­ ment of the old church at the Newman Center, northwest aim er of College and University • Counselor Training Center — Counseling for ASU students, friends and family provided by counseling grad­ uate students, directly supervised by faculty, free to stu­ dents, Payne Hall Room 402. Information and appoint­ ments available by calling ian at 965-5067. • MUAB G allery Com m ittee —- Meeting, everyone welcome, 3:40 p.m., MU Conference Room 2, third floor. • Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual Academic Union — Weekly meeting, activity night, 7:30 p.m., MU Turquoise Room. • Financial Aid and Residence Life — Financial aid representative will go through the step-by-step process of filling out a financial aid form for fall 1994 and spring 1995 in order to produce a ready-to-mail financial aid form, bring your W-2 form and income information, 6 p.m., Cholla Residence Hall, E-Building, Rec Room, southeast corner of Rural and Terrace roads. » W riting Center — Seminar Practical Grammar for Everyday Living, 3:40 p.m. -4:30 p.m., Language and Literature Building Room C133. • Eckankar Society —- Discussion: Finding Your Way Back to God, noon, MU Graham Room 216. • Philosophy C lub — Weekly meeting, movie “Man Facing Southeast,” 5 p.m., Physical Sciences Building Awing Room 546. • Beta Alpha Psi — Meet die Firms Night I to meet accounting professionals and find out about career oppor­ tunities, professional dress required, 7 p.m. -9 p.m., MU Alumni Lounge. • Justice Studies Student Association — Weekly meet­ ing, everyone welcome, open to aH majors, 4 p.m., MU Navajo Room 219. Don’t forget about picnic, volleyball day at Kiwanis Park Feb. 19, more details available. from page 1. Hetherington approached the stand to read her prepared state­ ment on behalf of the bill. “Had provisions of this bill (been in effect) Feb. 2, 1993, we firmly believe my abduction would have been prevented,” she said. ‘T he provisions of the bill are a good first step. The cam­ pus should be secured by all available methods — even those not specified in the bill.” The bill was presented to the committee by Sen. Patricia Noland, R-Tucson. Among the provisions of the bill are addi­ tional campus police officers, security guards in parking Struc­ tures, electronic locking devices for student housing buildings and increased sentencing for people convicted of serious crimes within designated radiuses around ASU, UofA and NAU. The bill will now be passed to a rules committee, where technical amendments will be added. “I’m happy with the way it came out,” said ASASU leg­ islative liaison Ross Bell. “I had mixed feelings coming into it (the hearing) because I knew the (ASU) administration was going to be coming out basically against (the bill).” A conflict arose Monday between Bell and ASU adminis­ trators after Bell claimed that amendments suggested by the administration “ruined” the intent of the bill. One small amendment was added to the bill Tuesday, elim­ inating the requirement of a course on campus safety and security as a requirement for graduation. The bill now requests that universities develop and implement campus security courses rather than requiring them to do so. Sen. Stan Furman, D-Phoenix, was one of the most vocal opponents of the bill. He said he didn’t understand Bell’s desire to turn the bill into law, adding that he thought it was an issue for school administrators and the Board of Regents. ‘T he bill in its current form is so bad that I couldn’t sup­ port it,” Furman said. He said he would like to seethe Legislature “put into legis­ lation a directive to the Board of Regents and to the adminis­ tration of the universities that there is a problem out there that needs to be addressed, and we expect them to address it, and we would like a report at the end of every year to see what they have done.” Allan Price, ASU associate vice president for university relations and Gregory Fahey, UofA associate vice president for state relations, both testified against the bill. Fahey argued against many of the bill’s stipulations..He said that if the bill was passed and the universities decided to change the hours o f parking structure guards or switch to an alternative form of student housing security, the bill would have to be amended and a new vote would have to be taken. He also added that the bill would be expensive to enact. ‘The money is not there now,” he said. Price echoed Fahey’s concerns, adding that a “ball park figure” for installing electronic locks on the outer doors of stu­ dent housing at ASU would cost between S3 million and $4 million. A lso opposing the bill was Sen. Carol Springer, RPrescott, who asked Bell where he thought the money for the bill would come from. Bell replied, “When something is important, you find the money for it." In addition to Hetherington, several ASU students testified in favor of the bill. Testifying were Rossie Turman, ASASU president; Kurt Wilhelm, ASASU campus affairs vice presi­ dent; Eddie Genna, coordinator for ASASU’s safety escort service; and ASU sophomore Christa Patane. Turman testified that crime is rising on campuses through­ out the country and implored the committee to use the bill as an impetus for addressing the problem. Patane, 18, spoke about how uncomfortable it feels to walk from her room at Manzanita Hall to her parking structure a half mile away. She said the lack of lighting and the distance from the structure to her dorm — combined with the experi­ ence of being attacked at another school — makes it a terrify­ ing ritual. “It really hurts me and it really disappoints me that people sit here and talk about putting a price on my safety,” Patane said. “It’s a matter of safety for us, not a matter of money.” Republicans voting for the bill were Noland, Bev Hermon of Tempe and Marc Spitzer of Phoenix. Also in favor of the bill were Democrats Chuck Blanchard of Phoenix and Peter Rios of Hayden. Opposing the bill were Furman, Springer and Republicans Larry Chesley of Gilbert and Lester Pearce of Mesa. State Press E ditor Jake B atsell also contributed to this article. CORRECTION An article in Tupüàzÿs State Press incorrectly identified Allan Price as ASU vice president for university relations. Price is associate vice president for university relations. WE'LL HELP YOU EARN $30,000 FOR COLLEGE. Now the Army can help you earn more than ever before for college, if you qualify...up to $30,000 with the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund. This could be the perfect opportunity to earn the money you need for college and develop die qualities that will help you succeed once you get there. 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Cuts and revenue increas­ es in die Environmental Management and T ran sp o rtatio n D evelopm ent Agency are expected to yield an addi­ tional $600,000, and $25,000 is to be saved through a reorganization o f the telecommunications department. The proposed layoffs of up to 1,200 workers 20 percent of the county's 6,000-m em ber workforce — w ill be studied further, along with several other cost-cutting measures, and possibly will be decided this week or next “T h is is ju s t a sta rt,” board C hairw om an B etsey B ayless said. “Everything is still on the table. There toe going to have to be some tough cuts before we’re through.” County officials have blam ed the budget woes on decreasing property val­ ues, which cm into tax revenue, as well as higher-than-expected health expendures and increased costs due to ser­ vices mandated by the federal mid state governments. L aw m aker, ad vocacy grou p a t od d s o ver ch ild b ill PHOENIX (AP) — A state legislator who owns a private day-care center and a children’s advocacy group supporting legislation for infants and preschoolers are each being accused o f conflict of ¡Merest. The proposed “Success By Six” bill, whose 59 co-sponsors include majori­ ties in each chamber, calls for more money for programs to improve infant health, prepare disadvantaged children for first grade, and prevent child abuse. State Rep. Bob Bunts, a Glendale R epublican w ho is chairm an o f the House Appropriations Committee, has refused to let the bill be heard. He can kill it by refusing to let it out o f his committee by Friday. B urns said the lobbying by Children’s Action Alliance in behalf of the bill is a conflict of interest because the group represents private, non-profit organizations that administer programs serving children. “That is simply not true. We are not a tirade association.” said Carol Kamin, executive director of Children's A ction. Alliance. “We are a non-profit, non-par­ tisan advocacy organization.” D escrip tion o f 2nd su sp ect released in teen ab d u ction FLA G STA FF (A P) — A second man sought in the abduction and appar­ ent slaying o f a New Mexico teen-ager was described Monday as a thin white man in his 20s. T he C oconino C ounty S h e riff s Department said the man was believed to be 5 feet 10 inches tall and have sandy blond hair and a small face tu f t sharp features, including a pointed nose. He also was said to chew tobacco and wear a cowboy hat and a woven belt with a Western buckle. He was last seen with a dark-color backpack and sleeping bag in the Winslow area on about Feb. 13, An earlier description o f the man said he was 6 feet tall, has light-brown shoulder-length hair combed straight back and curled up at the end, a blond mustache and crooked teeth. A sso c ia te d P r e s s Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Frank Kelso II gestures while meeting reporters in his Pentagon office Tuesday to announce that he has requested early retirement. Kelso told reporters h e wanted to retire early so the Navy "can finally clo se this difficult chapter” of the Tailhook sex abuse scandal. Top N avy adm iral to retire WASHINGTON (AP) — Adm. Frank Kelso II, the Navy's top uniformed officer, said Tuesday he has requested early retirement so the Navy “can finally close this difficult chapter” of the Tailhook sex abuse scandal. * Kelso, at a news conference in his Pentagon office, said he will retire April 30 — two months earlier than scheduled —■because he believed the issues associated with Tailhook were resolved and top Pentagon leaders had backed his integrity and honesty, Kelso, speaking to a room filled with reporters and television cam­ eras, said, “As the chief o f naval operations, I had a responsibility to lead the Navy through the process of changing the climate which allowed this incident to occur. Having done so it is my intention to submit my request for retirement as of 30 April, 1994.” Kelso said he took the step on his own and had not been asked to resign by Defense Secretary William Perry and Secretary of the Navy John Dalton. “I became the lightning rod for Tailhook,” Kelso said explaining his decision to step down early in order to put the incident behind the naval service. “With Secretary of Defense Perry's strong endorsement, reaffirm­ ing my honor, integrity and leadership, we Can finally close this diffi­ cult chapter,” Kelso said. However, Rep. Patricia Schroeder, D-Colo., a member of the House Aimed Services Committee, charged that “ the military’s badfaith handling of the Tailhook scandal shows that we are a govern­ ment of admirals, not of laws.” - “The Tailhook Scandal should have been investigated by an out­ side, non-naval authority,” Schroeder said. “What we now know, sadly, is that the Navy is incapable of investigating itself.” Kelso's announcement came a day after the four-star admiral opened a public push to rebut a Navy judge’s finding issued last week that Kelso knew about sexual misdeeds at the 1991 Tailhook aviators’ convention and interfered with the investigation of the sex abuse scan­ dal. “I think this is the end of Tailhook,” Kelso said. He said it would be up to President Clinton to choose a new chief of naval operations and he said he would work with that person to ensure a smooth change of command. Pentagon officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said a likely replacement would be Adm. Michael Boorda, NATO’s southern flank commander now in charge of the potential alliance bombing campaign in Yugoslavia. , Another admiral frequently mentioned as a contender for the spot is Charles Larson, commander of the Pacific command. “I regard Adm. Kelso as a man of the highest integrity and honor,” Defense Secretary William Perry said in a statement issued at the Pentagon. N. Korea agrees to UN nuclear inspections v VIENNA, A ustria (AP) — Bowing to increasing international pressure, North K orea agreed T uesday to allow outside inspections of its declared nuclear program under conditions set by a U.N. watchdog agency. But the deal did not cover two sites that Western intelligence agencies suspect are doing nuclear work, and inspectors cautioned that meant they could riot settle the debate about whether North Korea is developing atomic weapons. Negotiations on that issue have made no headway. The h ard-line C om m unist regim e in Pyongyang contends its nuclear program is devoted to peaceful uses of atomic power. But suspicions about North Korea’s refrisai to allow inspections have increased tensions with South Korea and raised fears of a mili­ tary confrontation. The inspection agreement was announced by the International Atomic Energy Agency a week before its board of governors was expected to advise the U.N. Security Council to invoke sanctions on North Korea. Hans Meyer, spokesman for the Viennabased U.N. agency, said North Korea’s agree­ ment came “out of the blue,” after months of little progress in talks over terms for the inspections. North Korea had argued only it should determine when and how inspections be con- ducted at the seven sites it has identified as part of its nuclear program. The U.N. agency has always made those decisions for inspec­ tions, in other nations. “This appears to be a step in the right direction,” White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers said, adding: “We hope that North Korea follows through on it.” The Clinton administration, which con­ ducted much of the negotiations with North Korea, urged quick inspections and a system to ensure the North Koreans do not secretly divert fissionable nuclear material to weapons work. Clinton criticizes ballot initiatives on gays WASHINGTON (AP) — President Clinton has armed gay-rights groups witii a letter supporting their battle against anti-gay ballot ini­ tiatives in nearly a dozen states. “All people in our society must enjoy the opportunity to be judged on their merits. Sadly... the simple principle of justice has come under assault in several states this year,” Clinton said in the letter to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund. The fund, a political action committee for gay candidates, released the letter today with the blessing of the White House. It was dated Monday. Several gay groups spearheaded by the victory fund had written Clinton five days earlier asking him to “help us keep human rights from being decided at the ballot box.’’ Clinton said in his response that essential rights and equality should not be denied through ballot initiatives. “It’s not an issue of special rights for any one group, it’s a battle to protect the human rights of every individual,” the president said in his letter. William Wayboum, executive director of the victory fund, said ballot initiatives pending in ! 1 states would bar recognition of gay and lesbian rights or legislate discrimination against homosexuals. He said the 11 states are Arizona, California, Florida, Idaho, Maine, Michigan, Missouri, Nevada, Ohio, Oregon and Washington. Almost all of the proposals would have statewide impact. , “I was very surprised and certainly pleased” to get such a quick response from Clinton, Wayboum said. “It brings attention to this issue. It turns the light on. It helps people understand that people are losing their basic freedoms under these measures. That’s why I think he responded so quickly.” Opinion Page 4 ' S tate P ress Wednesday, February 16,1994 State P ress ■ ditorial A success for students A fter the dust had cleared from the State Senate Judicial Com m ittee’s sur­ prising 5-4 approval o f a campus safety bill on Tuesday, it became clear what die driving force behind the b ill’s passage was: Students. The bill seemed destined for the State Senate Judiciary Committee’s trash can after Monday’s feuding between ASASU legislative liaison Ross B ell and ASU adm inistrators. B ell staunchly opposed the a d m in istra tio n ’s su g g estio n s fo r am endm ents, claim ing they took th e meat out o f the bill. W ithout oratory from ASU students, you could have kissed this one goodbye. Prospects were grim for passage of a bill that the University’s students and admin­ istrators couldn’t even agree on. Even the five senators w ho ultim ately voted in favor o f the bill said they had reserva­ tions about its structure. But personal accounts from, students, particularly those o f abduction victim Therasa Hetherington and current sopho­ more Christa Patane, are what pushed the bill over die hump. H etherington, whose ear was cut off after she was kidnapped from Lot 59 and left out in a desert last year, told the com­ m ittee her abduction could have been prevented if there had been tighter cam­ pus security. And Patane blatantly scolded son» of the lawmakers’ lack o f sensitivity to the issue: “It really disappoints me to have people sitting here putting a price on my safety,” she said. The vote was tight and unpredictable — the committee’s six Republicans were sp lit evenly on both sides o f the b ill, while the three Democrats were divided as w ell. Sen, P eter R ios, D -H ayden, stalled for a few minutes to mull over the bill before he decided .to-vote in favor o f it. That might not have happened without the students’ courageous testimony. A stoundingly, some law m akers still don’t feel the state o f campus safety is at a crisis point. “I’ve heard no com pelling testim ony that campuses are any different than any­ where else,” said Sen. L any Chesley, RGilbert, who voted against the bill. Sen. C hesley, you’d better g e t your hearing checked. W hat students had lo say on Tuesday was com pelling enough to keep the Campus Safety Bill alive. s STATE PRESS TA FF War between the sexes devolves into feminist faction infighting The cover of Time magazine's latest issue is graced with a suitclad porcine accompanied with J Ö a r r y the question, “Are MEN Really R. KELLEY That Bad?’ Are there any other men out Columnist there who were offended at this? How insensitive can Time’s edi­ tors be? How would their female readers react if a horse was placed in a dress with the query, .“Why Do Women Nag?’ Time is not the only periodical to have fired a shot over the chro­ i i * mosomal bow. This month’s issue of GQ has actress Geena Davis clamoring “there really is a war against women." Gee Whiz, I guess it must be true! Excuse me, but it wasn’t speed skater Dan Jansen who is rumored to have put a contract out on Nancy Kerrigan. Last time I recall, it wasn’t Lorena Bobbitt’s mammary glands that were found on a rural Virginia roadside. What evidence do the accusers present to justify such indictments? Only the proverbial charges of a male-dominated society producing a “chilly climate,” or “hostile environ­ ments.” Such imputations are tossed about so cavalierly nowa­ days as to render them meaningless. Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought a war meant bombs dropping and bullets flying, blood flowing and carnage reigning, casualties in the streets and corpses in the morgues, You know, like Bosnia. What Davis claims is occurring is not a male offensive, but a mutiny in the female ranks. The acrimony women feel in today’s world is not being projected by men, but invariably from other women. This is not inter-gender war; this is a gen­ uine intra-sexual catfight. An ideological rift has developed within the women’s movement, domestically and internationally. Symbolized by best-selling author and lecturer Camille Paglia, a feminine splinter group has arisen to challenge the Old Guard, led by Gloria Steinem. © . Instead of encouraging this healthy discourse, the Steinem faction sought to silence it. Propagating the image of women being politically monolithic, the Old Guard has made the male sex the scapegoat for any discord. Engaged in a veiled attempt to preserve their own vested interest, feminists, like tigers, have shown a propensity for eating their young. Witness the respective ordeals of Kay Bailey Hutchison and Christine Todd Whitman. The first female senator iri Texas history, ■;Hutchison defeated Democrat Senator Bob Krueger by a two-to-one mar­ gin last summer in a special election. Appointed by Governor Ann Richards to fill a vacant seat, it was Krueger who won the support of feminist groups, not Hutchison. Her offense: Although pro-choice, Hutchison advocated revolutionary ideas like individual rights, low taxes, and limited govern­ ment. Apparently, solidarity is not a by-product of estrogen. Gloria Steinem herself went so far as to accuse Hutchison of being “a female impersonator.” Last November in New Jersey, Republican Whitman was running against Democratic Governor Jim Florio. Although pro-choice, Whitman never received any support from socalled women’s groups. Indeed, they were openly malevolent. None other than Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno traveled to Trenton to campaign for the male candidate. To the embar­ rassment of the Steinemistas, Whitman nevertheless prevailed at the ballot box.. The dilemma women face was epitomized last month in the Wall Street Journal. In an article titled, “Ms. President”, the authors posed the question “Other Nations Elect Women to Lead Them, So Why Doesn’t the U.S.T’ The answer was gift-wrapped for them by Gloria Steinem: “Having someone who looks like us but thinks like them is worse than having no one at all.” She has fulfilled her wish. Instead of allowing for women to expand their .power base to include the mainstream, femi­ nism’s tunnel vision has exiled them to the wilderness. Barry R. Kelley is a graduate student studying Asian history. JAKE BATSELL, Editor SHAUN RACHAU, Managing Editor CHRIS DRISCOLL — — ..... ...City Editor JASON OWSLEY...™.............. ....................Asst. City Editor ANGELA BENOCHE..............................- .......... News Editor JAMES FRUSETTA............. :..„™....... „.-...Opinion Editor BRIAN FITZGERALD................. ................ „....Photo Editor SAMANTHA FELDMAN.... .....................Asst. Photo Editor MIKE BRANOM—— ......... ............ ........... -Sports Editor JEREMY STEIN...... ...... ................._....... Asst. Sports Editor DIANE BOUDREAU .....................World/Nation Editor TROY FUSS.............................— ............. Magazine Editor BRITTON MAUCHUNE.... ............. A sst Magazine Editor REPORTERS: Mika Akikuni. Shawn Boyd. Garin Groff. Maxwell Higgins, Jasoii Hill, Pnul Matthews, Mary Leigh S u m m erton, Jo n i T ail, V icky Y oung S ch au er, G reg Zemeida. SPORTS REPORTERS: Todd Kelly. Julie Reuvers, Evelyn Sheinkopf, Dawn Wagner. COPY EDITORS: Bob Felix, K ris Fridrich, K ristine Holter-Soiensen, Dave Proffitt. PH O TO G RA PH ERS: W illiam L ynam . 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S tate P ress P h o n e N um bers Information ..965-7572 Newsroom ....965-2292 M agazine ......965-1695 Advertising ...965-6555 Classifieds ....965-6731 Opinion P age 5 Wednesday, February 16, 1994 S ta te P ress Gun advocates return volley • Sean O'Neill makes the same error gun control advocates frequently accuse gun rights advocates of making; he ignores one half of the Second Amendment in order to focus on the other half. A little instruction on the basics of our constitutional gov­ ernment seems to be in order here. Govemment derives its just powers from the consent o f the governed. The people surren­ der some of those powers ... and retain the remainder to them­ selves (as stated in the ninth and tenth amendments). ... That guns are not to be used as a means of self defense is a laughable proposition. That is their primary purpose. They are to be used to defend our lives, our property, our community and our nation. The security of a free state does not depend merely upon freedom from foreign tyranny, but from tyranny in any form .... ;' Why shouldn’t we make people pass license tests and take psychiatric exams in order to own arms? Because they can, and will, be abused.... O’Neill himself acknowledges that the automobile is the largest homicidal weapon in the nation even though, “people must pay taxes, fees, follow regulations and take tests to show our understanding of the law” in order to obtain a license to drive one. Are we appreciably safer as a result? E ditor’s Note — the volume o f responses on Sean O 'N eill’s column o f Friday, Feb. I l f “Chimerical ‘right to bear arms ' not supported by evidence, facts ”) was so high that the letters could not be printed in entirety. Bulleted below are some o f the highlights; . • I read Sean O'Neill's column with disgust. As someone reading the newspaper in order to be enlightened. 1 am cer­ tainly glad to have such a scholar tell me what rights I have, and more to the point, don't have. ... Rights are not granted by the governm ent or the Constitution, but rather guaranteed by the Constitution. There is an important difference. ... As was once said in the days of the American Revolution. "Those who surrender their liberty for security will lose both and deserve neither.” O'Neill states that “fg]uns are not be to used as a means of self-protection, but for the protection of our nation, so the Constitution states.” Wrong. The Constitution does not state anywhere that firearms are not to be used for self-protection... may certainly be employed in the defense of the individual. In addition, many state constitutions,, including that of Arizona, directly state that a legitimate purpose of gun ownership is self-defense of the individual. Arizona Constitution, Art. 2, § 26. Only a fool gleefully surrenders his inalienable right to self-protection. ... Dialing 911 is often too little, too late. Therefore, that responsibility lies with the individual himself, using firearms if necessary. Even gun control advocates admit that criminals are not about to surrender their firearms in the face of some new law .... In sum, in a free society, the only legitimate form of gun control is to take people who break the law using firearms off the street. If O 'N eill's wishes come to pass, and an armed criminal ignores all of these wonderful licensing and exam requirements and should come to call on O’Neill, he can feel free to wield his butter knife at the attacker. In the meantime, O'Neill, don’t pretend to tell me what rights I don’t have. Eric Engan Graduate student Law » ... State Press readers were, once again, treated to the example of an English major who has been handicapped by receiving an education that includes revisionist history and a decidedly biased interpretation of contemporary issues. ... First, “A well regulated militia..." O ’Neill believes that this means state bureaucratic regulations over a formal national military force, ...That interpretation would have surprised the writers of the second amendment, since their conception of the militia (as explicitly written in several state's constitutions, including Arizona's) was the entirety of the free civilian, adult, male population. As for “well regulated”, in the context of the second amendment the phrase uses the 18th century terminology for effective firepower; i.e., the prevailing assumption of the time was that private (as opposed to military) firearm owners would be good shots.... Militias in pre- and post-Revolutionary America were localized assemblies of free adult males, and could be consid­ ered a cross between a civil obligation (such as jury duty) and a social occasion.... “..being necessary for the security of a free state...” means a lot more than protection against foreign invasion in the 18th century; this phrase also applies to the need for communities and individuals to preserve civil, peaceful society. The new American Republic was mostly made Up of rural farmsteads, isolated from neighbors and town authorities; on the frontiers • settlers were ever vulnerable to Indian attack, and in the “civi­ lized” interior, bandit gangs were not unknown, as for exam­ ple, the outlaws who plagued South Carolina during 17661767. Settlers found it essential to possess the physical means to protect their lives and livelihoods, and that need holds true today. Ours is a time of increase in violent street attacks and home invasions... , “..the right of the people to keep and bear arms...” As else­ where in the Constitution, when it refers to “people” it means the entirety of free, individual citizenry. “Keep and bear arms” means to own and carry firearms, and there are plenty of quotations from the founders of our republic that they meant exactly just that. “..shall not be infringed.” In addition to flat prohibition, this refers to prohibitory taxes and licensing fees, arbitrary denials by politically motivated officials, and exclusionary requirements. This also means that the government can’t allow some] to possess .. weaponry while denying that capaci­ ty to [others] (as the Southern states did for the Ku Klux Klan, during the Jim Crow period, prohibiting ex-slaves from pro­ tecting themselves against nightriders and lynch mobs). So, the owning and bearing of firearms was a recognized right o f free adult citizens (and today that definition justly includes more than white males)... As a practiced right at the time of the Constitution's writing it is also covered by the pro­ tection of the ninth and 10th amendments. The most that the Government can mandate, is that citizens can shoot accurately with their personal arms (and that is not such a bad idea). ... Robert James Lehnert Junior History Chuck Foster Classified Staff • In response to Sean O’Neill’s article, the next time he decided to break down our individual freedoms, it would be nice if he covered his sources a little better. He argues that if one is not in the militia, then one does not have the constitutional right to carry a firearm. O’Neill need go no further than the Arizona Constitution to see that, at least in this state, every able-bodied citizen is considered part of the militia. As to the historical reasoning for the ramification of the second amendment, he was correct in stating that the second amendment was made to ensure the security of the nation. He is, however, misinformed on the people that it was to protect us from. As one of the founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson, said, “the right to bear arms is necessary to protect ourselves from tyranny in government.” ...I will not fault O’Neill his opinion, for it is his right to hold but it would be appreciated if he gave some facts to support his statements. Michael Kidd Sophomore Secondary education/history • Columnist Seari O ’Neill’s opinion column regarding the right of the people to keep and bear arms left out some’ evi­ dence and facts. The NRA opposed the Brady Bin (legislation requiring a waiting period to purchase a handgun, during which time the background of a purchaser could be checked) .because it will be ineffective in preventing criminals from receiving guns. ... Instead, the NRA lobbied for an instant, computerized background check to be performed at the time of purchase and harsher sentencing of criminals who use guns. O’Neill’s incorrect statement “the NRA should be on those crime infested streets, teaching the people how to handle a gun properly and promoting the registration of firearms” is the result of lack of research. Two of the most visible programs the NRA sponsors are the Crime Strike and Eddie Eagle pro­ grams. The NRA supports responsible gun ownership and is trying to prevent criminals from using guns. Legislation like the Brady Bill only inhibits legal possession of guns and does nothing to prevent gun related crimes. Harold Dahlstrom Senior Mechanical Engineering • ... If our founding fathers had wanted to limit the right to bear arms to only the government, they might have written the Constitution thusly: “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the militia (or gov­ ernment) to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed:” Instead, the founding fathers wrote, “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.” The Declaration of Independence declares that government gets its power by the consent of the governed.... If the police have power to protect the people from violence and oppres­ sion with armed force, then I have that same power residing in me to protect myself and family from criminal oppression by armed force if need be. I am the one with whom the power originates and so are y ou.... In conclusion, for all those who advocate banning firearms, I say why not ban the violence, illegitimate sex, and oppres­ sion in the media. Educate the mind and the heart, but don’t oppress the power of the people to keep their freedom. Douglas T. Lee Sophomore Architecture Well, you’ve done it again. Just when I was actually begin­ ning to enjoy reading the Opinion pages of the State Press, just when I was beginning to think that you’d thrown out all the ranting whiners like David Strow, Sean O’Neill crawled out from his hole under a rock and stood blinking blindly in the sun, spouting absurdities no clear-sighted person could take seriously. I must admit to certain mixed emotions about this: 1 hardly know whether to laugh or cry, because while I must give O’Neill credit for being a marginally better writer than Strow, at least Strow was not an obvious functional illit­ erate. - As a senior English major, O’Neill ought to know that the subject of the sentence, “A well-regulated militia, being nec­ essary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed” is not “a well-reg­ ulated militia,” but “the right of the people to keep and bear arms.” As an intelligent human being, he ought to know that when the Constitution says “the right of the people” it means exactly that. .„ As a columnist, he ought to know when to keep his mouth shut to avoid looking like an idiot. ... Think about it, O’Neill — if rights are granted by the government, then it stands to reason that you have no right to oppose any action the government may choose to take. If Congress declares that it is legal for me to burst into your home, beat you senseless, ransack your possessions, drag your wife off by her hair, and sell your children into slavery, then you have no right to stop me. The only response you would have a right to make would be, “The people have spoken: they are all, and I am nothing.” ... The Revolution wasn't just about independence from Britain, O’Neill, but something much'more important and fun­ damental: individual human rights— not just to keep and bear arms, nor even just self-defense, but the most fundamental right of all: the absolute right of every individual to his or her own life. In conclusion, I would like to say a few words to his edi­ tors: the next time the inexplicable urge to print more half-wit­ ted nonsense like O’Neill’s threatens to overcome your rea­ son, call me instead — these things can be cured. I would be happy to give you an example of a column worth printing and some thoughts worth reading Brian R. Sealey Junior English sm » u â m m 6 m 2 8 7 The State Press would like to hear from you on its Sound OCT Line. Each week, the opinion page will print a q»fii*j˧ n f answers all week, 24 hours a day at 9654287. When leaving a message, please heave your name, major, class standing (or aay other affiliation with the linrvetsity) and a number where you can be reached. Calls will be verified, and responses will be pub­ lished every Monday. Responses maybe editedfor length and to eliminate profanity. Sdrry, the State Pwss wjit nQlgrant requests Ifor anonymity on me'Sound Off Line. S S - I This Week’s Question: Would John Lee’s and the Joint Legislative State P ress Wednesday, February — , 16,1994 F a g e fr News coverage o f crime heightens public fear, ASU professor says LOOKING CREAT THIS SPRING |UST GOT EASIER. hasincreased increasedininArizona Arizonafrom fromprevious previousyears. years. B y J ason H ill has HeHe warned that statistics which measure if if crime i: increases warned that statistics which measure crime State P ress irt the current year from the previous year yea are not Increases in local news media coverage of crime can blow or decreases in out of proportion the public’s perception of the crime rate, a true test of the crime rate because only two years are being compared. according to an ASU justice studies professor. Scheetz admitted that crime can fluctuate between months As an example. Gray Cavender told a story of an elderly couple from New York, who had lived a fruitful life, and which make it difficult for the department to get a true sense decided to commit suicide together now that their neighbor­ of how bad the situation is. He added that when news coverage escalates politicians hood had become so violent. The couple had been mugged demand harsher penalties for criminals, which leads to more several times. “This tragic Story was covered in the local broadcast people in prison. Cavender advises politicians like Gov. Fife media for weeks and weeks which created a serious concern Symington and police to search out for the “root cause of crime.” for crime against the elderly,” Cavender said. Cavender said that currently the United States has the After all the coverage o f this one event, the police felt obligated to respond and from a policy meeting the inception highest incarceration rate and that the nation puts individuals - of a new swat team to combat crimes against the elderly was away for the longest time but that all of this has not halted the crime rate because this does not get at the “ root” of the prob­ formed. “Ironically crimes against the elderly had not increased, lem. Cavender said that although he does not know how to simply the coverage had,” Cavender said. Tempe Police Public Information Officer Carol Scheetz lower the crime rate, he suggested one way might be if the said that when public outcry is great the police are sometimes local media could create a better sense of community.' “Community is no longer a sense of place,” said Cavender. led to make policy changes. Currently the Tempe Police Department is trying to allevi­ “Obviously, they (the public) have some influence,” said ate the crim e problem w ith a program called Crim e Scheetz. Cavender said that social scientists call this media phe­ Prevention Through Environmental Design (CPTED). The nomena the “agenda of public discourse.” Cavender said that goal of CPTED involves the police department interacting overblown, coverage establishes in the minds of citizens what with city officials to reduce crime by evaluating outside light­ ing, building materials in doors, and the type of landscape that is considered important within their communities. 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' Librarians got student responses by asking for feedback through an on-line list of journals that were scheduled to be cut, Biblarz said. “That was like asking for the general student input, but how do you get 43,000 students to pay attention?” she said. To offset the cuts, she said the library is trying to provide users what they need within the library’s resources by promot­ ing electronic services. Sheila Walters, head of interlibrary loan and document delivery services, said students won’t feel the effects of the cuts for a few months. Students should start to see the ill effects when articles in now-canceled publications are still cited in indexes, she said. “That hasn’t really hit us yet because the ones that are presently cited are still in the collection,” Walters said. When students need articles from canceled subscriptions; they can get them via electronic media in as little as one hour to as long as eight days, depending on the document and the supplier, Walters said. “If students identify articles which they would like to review for their research, then we will acquire those materials for them,” Walters said. ASU subsidizes some costs, but limits what it will pay in different situations, she said. For interli­ brary loans, the University could pay as much as $15 per request, leaving the rest to students, Walters said. Robert Barnhill, ASU vice president for research, said this electronic media will make information cheaper and more accessible. “We’re not just stuck with paper," Barnhill said. ‘ C Pa»;e 7 Wednesday, February 16, 1994 S ta te P ress A female ASU student was nearly kidnapped near 1031 E. Lemon St. by a man who pulled up alongside her in a blue Geo Metro and tried to pull her into the car. The girl managed to pull away and run to her boyfriend’s house. The man is described as a white male, 30 years old, 5-foot-6 and 150 pounds. He was clean- shaven and was wearing a dark green shirt and dark blue jeans. Police said that was the second attempted kidnapping by a man with the same description in that area within the last two months. ASU police reported the follow ing incidents Tuesday; • A male ASU student called police after he discovered that an unknown person placed a padlock on his bicycle’s main sprocket. Police cut off the padlock once the student provid­ ed proof that he owned the bicycle. • A female ASU employee reported that someone took $454.50 worth of property from Parking Services. • A female ASU student became ill at the Classroom Office Building. She was treated by ASU DPS and transported, to the Student Health Center. • Two men and a juvenile who were not affiliated with the University were arrested for theft, possession of stolen prop­ erty, and giving false information to a police officer at Orange and Normal streets. Recovery was estimated at $17,125. • A male ASU student reported that someone took his mountain bike from the Physical Science F-wing. Estimated loss is $250. • A female ASU student reported that she lost a key to the ASU Sonora Center. • An employee error set off the intrusion alarm at the ICA equipment room. Police found everything in order and reset the alarm. • Police warned a non-affiliated male about loitering at the Tempe Center and ordered him to leave. • A male ASU student reported that someone took his Cannondale mountain bicycle from the bike rack at the Student Recreation Center where he had locked it with a Ulock. Estimated loss is $220. « A male ASU student reported that someone took his red Skomish mountain bicycle from the bicycle rack at the Fwing of the Physical Science Building where it was locked with a cable and lock. Estimated loss is $250. • Two men unaffiliated with the University were sleeping in their van at the Tempe Center. Police warned them about trespassing and told them to leave. Tempe police reported the follow ing incidents Tuesday: • A 21-year-old Tempe man and his 20-year-old brother were arrested Monday at the home of a 45-year-old man at 1960 E. Don Carlos after they reportedly assaulted him and two other people inside the house. The incident apparently took place between the two sus­ pects and the man in the driveway, then moved into the house where a 22-year-old girl and a 19-year-old man were assaulted. The older man came outside and tried to block the suspect’s car with his own, but the two men allegedly dragged him out of the car and beat him some more. The two brothers were charged with aggravated assault and one was charged with giving false information to a police officer. • A man entered a 27-year-old Tempe woman’s backyard in the 2100 block of E. Center and masturbated by the arcadia doors while he stared at her. He left when he was spotted by the victim, who got up from her living room chair and looked out the window. The suspect was described as a black male, 25-30 years old, 5-foot-6 or 5-foot-7 and 200 pounds. He was wearing a dark-colored shirt over a white Tshirt. H e had big eyes and a round face. • A 14-year-old girl was walking in the 3600 block of S. Los Feliz Drive When she noticed a naked man holding his penis while standing next to a small red car in an alley. She ran away and called police. Police are looking for a man who led them on a chase from 1300 E. Broadway Road to 2315 S. Gary before exit­ ing the vehicle and running away. Police originally approached the man because he was acting suspiciously in the car. A search of the car revealed two handguns, a 9mm and a .357 Magnum. They also found some pipe bombs. A K-9 unit searched the area but was unable to locate the man. he is described as a white male, 5-foot-10, 155 pounds, and wearing dark clothing. • A 20-year-old Phoenix man was stopped at 1400 W. Southern Ave. for a traffic violation when it was discovered he had an outstanding warrant for criminal damage. The man had a small marijuana cigarette in his possession but he denied it was his. He was arrested for the outstanding war­ rant and charged with criminal damage. Reports compiled by State Press reporter Paul Matthews. Z Computer's "T h e Low Low P r i c e L e a d e r s W e w ill BEAT any advertised p r ic e s ." 386SX-40 $ 758 386DX-40 128K C ach e 878 486SLC-33 788 486DLC-40 128K C ach e 898 486DX-33 Intel VLB (25 6K C ) 1148 486DX2-66 Intel VLB (2 5 6 K C ) 1288 Special Student Prices on Leading Software Won! Perfect, Microsoft Word and others. 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A T ( 6 0 2 ) 9 6 5 7 5 7 2 i j S ta te Wednesday, February 16,1994 P r ess A ATTENTION GREEKS I M vr•. gspgs " : M V B nn s .i ¡¡m■ M r ROTHER’S BOOKSTORE o Greek Open House n A TwoDays Only p E Wed. & Thu. z z Feb. 16™ & 17th H T © ,-ALL GREEK MERCHANDISE Y I DRASTICALLY REDUCED O K ROTHER’S BOOKSTORE X Greek Store’’ A 625“Your E. Apache667-5445 Students who serve now earn more as Army boosts education funding the new trend is to have many highly-trained people in the B y M axwell H iggins Reserves and the state-funded National Guard. The new idea S tate P ress Uncle Sam wants to put you through college, and to prove was put to the test in Desert Storm, and it worked well, said it, the U.S. Army has raised the amount of money available to Wade. Another result of military budget cuts is that it’s now easi­ students who serve in the Army. For an eig h t-y ear en listm en t in the R eserves, the er and quicker for young people to be promoted to middleMontgomery G,I. Bill and Army College Fund will pay a total management positions in both enlisted and officer ranks. If older people are released of $6,840 of college costs — from duty with separation an increase o f more than bonuses and younger people $1,000. The amount earned are prom oted to this posi­ after a four-year active duty “It helped to better my education. tions,- i t ’s considerably enlistm ent was also raised cheaper than paying retire­ It provided benefits fo r me that I from $25,200 to $30,000. ment pensions for the older Of all the opportunities in people after they retire, said the m ilitary , th e Army otherwise wouldn Y have had ” apt. Jam es Brow n, R eserve holds the best -C huck Burress, an ASU sophomore who C Com m ander, o f T em pe’s options for students, said Lt. used the G. I. Bill to fund his education. Army Recruiting Company. Col. Robert Hergert, head of A nother option for Army recruiting for Arizona students is to jo in the and New Mexico. Reservists Reserves O fficer Training earn about $300 per month for two days of work and also receive training in a skill o f Corps (ROTC). In this plan, ,the student attends school as a choice at another summer training session. In addition to their reservist and receives training to be an officer. If all goes well, the student becomes an officer upon graduation. pay, they qualify for the $6,840 for college. Wade said the bulk of reservists at ASU are people who The active duty option results in much more money, but the Reserves option is currently more popular. have already served in active duty. He said he doesn’t hear For one, it involves a much smaller time commitment than many complaints about the program. The only complaints he active duty. After the standard eight-week basic training pro­ could remember came during Desert Storm, when many of gram, the reservist only has to drill with his dr her unit one ASU reservists were called into active duty. They didn’t want weekend each month and two weeks every summer. to go to war, they wanted to go to school, Wade said. The Reserves are also more popular because it is getting Chuck Burress, an ASU sophomore majoring in Parks and harder to enlist for active duty now that the national military Recreation Management, said he’s grateful for the G.I. Bill, budget has been Cut significantly. The United States has a Burress served in the Army during the Vietnam War and standing military of about 750,000 soldiers today, down from 1.5 m illion in the m id-1980s and 3 m illion during the attended Mesa Community College part time for four years on Vietnam era, said Rich Wade, supervisor of A$U Veteran the G.I. Bill. He started at ASU last fall, but the G.I. Bill no longer pays his tuition. Services. “It helped to better my education,” Burress said. “It pro­ This downsizing concept has changed the face of the mili­ tary, said Wade. 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Call gbco ¡wmmmmmmmummmmmmmi Comics Calvin Sta te P ress Wednesday, February 16,1994 P ag e 1 0 and Hobbes by Bill Watterson ho . r m sû \h <3 to w in e . I WONDER if anyone else UUTU. I SET TVIE SPEGAL is AS SCARED tPOoT THE FUTURE AS I AM TREATMENT I ;\M£ . THE FAR SIDE By G A R Y LA R SO N 'Vv-~ I've found that ' IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION IS THE ONLV THING THAT HELPS ME B Y G A R R Y T R U D EA U D o o n e s b u ry PtP YOUKNOWIHE-PRB&IPPNTI ONCe&JMMONBPMP70CAMP PAi/IPT HpfeVEAiePTOMPHB mONfiOK TUPIRANIANINIT/A JIVp-ANPTMBNWP60TV0WNON YHPPJR&YFUSORANPPRAYPP fy - Iv :rz? For the most part, the meeting was quite successful. Only a slight tension filled the air, stemming from the unforeseen faux pas of everyone wearing the same dress. ! mi BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. CAP) — Anna Nicole Smith, a model for Guess? clothing and Playboy’s 1993 Playmate of the Year, was hospitalized after mixing prescription drugs with alcohol, police said* Smith and a friend. Daniel C. Ross, had taken unknown amounts of alcohol and the prescription drugs Vicodin and Xanax, Lt. Frank Salcido said. Vicodin is a painkiller and Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication. : The two ingested the combination after an argument at a hotel and were taken to hospi­ tals Saturday, Salcido said. There was no indication that either Smith or Ross attempted to harm themselves and no charges were expected, police said. Smith, 26, was released Monday from C edars-Sinai M edical C enter. Ross was reportedly taken to Century City Hospital. There was no record of his being admitted, said hospital spokeswoman Lisa Gaines. Ross “will be fine,’' Salcido said. NEW YORK (AP) — ABC News corre­ spondent Cokie Roberts and a producer were reprimanded for faking an outdoor shot at Capitol Hill. On the Jan. 26 “World News Tonight,” anchorm an Peter Jennings in New York switched to Roberts in Washington for a dis­ cussion of President Clinton’s State of the Union address delivered the previous night, Jennings said Roberts was “at Capitol Hill” and Roberts was seen standing in front of the Capitol wearing an overcoat. Roberts, apparently pressed for time, did the “standup” from a Studio a few blocks away. Roberts and Rick Kaplan, executive pro­ ducer of “World News Tonight,” were repri­ manded, spokeswoman Teri E verett Said Tuesday. A memo released Monday from ABC News vice president Richard Wald said the ruse was “serious because it misled our audience.” Jennings didn’t know about the bogus shot, Everett said. Roberts and Kaplan didn’t return tele­ phone calls T uesday. R oberts told th e Washington Post, “I made a mistake.” FRA NK FO RT, Ind. (AP) — The Southern California earthquake nearly did in director William Friedkin’s basketball movie “Blue Chips.” The only copy of the movie’s original negative was being processed at a studio when' the earthquake hit last month. It was soaked with water, dirt and piaster. Friedkin considered shelving the project, “It looked for awhile like this would be my worst nightmare — that a great portion of ‘Blue Chips’ would be lost. We could never have reshot,” he said Monday at a Frankfort showing of the movie. “But the Technicolor people baby-bathed the film, frame by frame by frame, cleaned it and saved almost everything. Only a handful of frames were destroyed.” Game scenes in the movie starring Nick Nolte were shot in Frankfort and French Lick, SHREVEPORT, La. (AP) — Former foot­ ball star Terry Bradshaw is suing a hunting equipment company for $100,000 he claims Grand Re-Opening ■ n f im (M ffid S F H B B a m S e r a flrwmertu Sub Caonedlwrt r$ « r Coion $11.00« ■ Feimanent $20.00 o r » Weaves $34.00 a n M Updo 20% Student D iscount W ed n esd ays se co n d haircut com plim entary M b 491-0449 F ìat 8:30-5:00 WED11:00-7:30 *AI wortf pprtom>PdbviHMi>wll«indW>i»iup»n>Won of Uctnttd Irwructof». he is owed aS its spokesman. “It is a plain, ordinary collection suit. He did the work and has not been paid,” said Jack Ë. Carlisle Jr., Bradshaw’s attorney. Ralph Williams, who owns Loggy Bayou Inc., said the company owes Bradshaw noth­ ing. The company signed Bradshaw, now a, football TV commentator, to a six-year con­ tract but cut the payments last year in amend­ ments Signed by Bradshaw’s agent, Williams said. “I don’t want to get into all the little details. But he’s just been very, very hard to work with and caused us some very embar­ rassing situations,” Williams said. “So we chose to end our relationship with him last year when the contract came up for renewal. He obviously took it a little person­ ally,” he said. B radshaw ’s law suit, filed in Caddo District Court last week, said he hasn’t been paid for video work and othèr promotional services he performed for Loggy Bayou. Sports STATE P ress Wednesday, February té, 1994 _______________ - 1 Page 1 C ports u Briefs C a rd in a ls d esign ate MSB a s le a n 's tra n sitio n p layer The Phoenix Cardinals on Tuesday designated middle linebacker Eric Hill a transition player and withdrew the * sam e d esig n atio n I from o utside linebacker Ken Harvey. Harvey had been designated a tran­ sition player on Feb. 25, 1993. The withdrawal makes him an unrestricted tree agent for the signing period of f^itfeytbrough July 15. However, coach Buddy Ryan said ff th e C ard in als had no inten tio n o f d ii^ H K v e y ta jim p te tK “W e w ant Mm bad,** Ryan said. “ Harvey will play the same position as a lot o f great players, where we can use W$ blitzing ability." H ill’s desig n atio n m eans the Cardinals have die right to match any contract offer made to him by another team. He must be paid a salary equal to the average o f the top 10 at his posi­ tion — about $2.5 million. A sso cia te d P r a s s P itch er m akes history Freshman 11a Borders became dm First woman' to pitch in an NCAA or NAIA college baseball game Tuesday, and she was a rousing success, pitch­ in g a com plete gam e victory fo r Southern California College. The 5-foot-10, 160-pound left-han­ d er scattered five h its as the Vanguards heat Claremont-Mudd 12- I. Borders threw 104 pitches, walked three and struck out tw o. G abe Rosenthal spoiled her bid for a shutout with a homer with one out in the top of the eighth inning in the game on the Southern Cal College campus. NBA R oundup New Jersey 103. New York 83 Orlando 102, Boston 92 Cleveland 111, Denver 99 Detroit 100, Washington 93 Minnesota 97, Milwaukee 90 Portland 106, Dallas 103 Houston 103, Atlanta 99 San Antonio 109, Indiana 100 Seattle 133, Philadelphia 105 L.A. Clippers 100, L.A, Lakers 89 Golden State 123, Sacramento 113 N H L R oundup Late game not included Pittsburgh 5. Winnipeg 3 N.Y. Islanders 2, Tampa Bay 1 Edmonton 2, Washington 2, tie Toronto 5, Detroit 4, OT S t Louis 3, Vancouver 2 Compiledfrom AP reports WÊk Temple coach John Chaney’s death threat Sunday la ju st one in a rash of outbursts by college basketball coaches this season.jThe Pac10 has not been Immune a s UofA coach Lute Olson and Cal coach Todd Bozeman exchanged heated words during Sunday’s game. R a g e in t h e c a g e Pressure to w in causing coaches to b u rn up, o u t B y J ulie R euvkrs State P ress n the world o f college basketball -— where a team's coach is often more rec­ ognized and associated with the school’s program than its players — pressure can build to the breaking point, as it has in the last few weeks: “Tem ple coach John Chaney charged Massachusetts coach John Calipari Sunday during a post-game interview shouting, “I’ll kill you,” and threatening to have his players attack Massachusetts players in a Feb. 24 rem atch. C h an ey ’s squad lost to the Minutemen 56-55. “UofA coach Lute Olson and California coach Todd Bozeman exchanged shouts and heated words Sunday with just over a minute left in their game, telling each other to “sit down.” °A five-m inute pushing-and-shoving match, erupted Feb. 5 between Texas Tech fans and Texas A&M coach Tony Barone and several Aggies as they left the court. Texas A&M won 89-88 as the game ended with several last-second free throws. Two fans Filed a lawsuit Monday against Barone, his son and two players accusing them of “mali­ cious attack.” “Northwestern coach Ricky Byrdsong left his coaching duties to an assistant and walked into the crowd for no apparent reason during a Feb. 5 game at Minnesota. He remained in the stands for several minutes, patting Gopher fans on the back and waving. His Wildcats I went 9-0 in non-conference play but lost eig h t straig h t conference gam es before Byrdsong requested a leave of absence on Feb. 7. ASU coach Bill Frieder, who received two technicals and was ejected with 1:09 remain­ ing in the fir.st half of Saturday’s game at Stanford, said there should be a limit to the fighting that has surfaced in recent weeks. He joked during his weekly press conference Tuesday that his dismissal went almost unno­ ticed compared to other happenings. “Last weekend alone makes my deal look pretty tame,” Frieder said. “If you rank them one to five. I’d be five. You have to put Chaney ahead of me, Byrdsong ahead of me, even Bozeman/Lute ahead of me. I didn’t even get in the ratings.” However, Frieder was serious when talk­ ing about the actions that need to be taken against fighting in basketball. He said fight­ ing should not be tolerated and conferences should handle such situations accordingly. USC coach George Raveling, who has coached college basketball for 22 years, said he wonders what the outbursts are saying about today’s society. : : 0 > “Number one, I have a great concern about what’s going on. Number two, I’m try­ ing to figure out what is it all about and what message it’s sending,” Raveling said. “And at this point I’m a little hazy about it. “We see fights between fans and coaches at the end of the game, we see coaches going at each other, we see coaches and officials, we see unusual beh av io r like Ricky Byrdsong, we see coaches getting kicked out of games.” Raveling suggests a seminar aimed at helping college coaches deal with the pres­ sures of the game. He said the fatigue over­ load could be likened to that of a substance abuser when assistance is needed to recover. UCLA coach Jim Harrick, who]s eighthranked Bruins received the No. 1 ranking the last week in January, said he understands the amount of pressure a team can be under. “I t’s a short drive to the n ut house,” Harrick said. “It’s just the nature of the busi­ ness and the pressure put on by everybody. Everybody’s in a win-win mode and fighting to get in that thing.” Harrick said there was considerably more pressure on his team when they received the No. 1 ranking, with more reporters wanting access to players and fans’ high expectations. The crowd is another factor, he said. “I was at first a little concerned with crowd control when you look at the Texas Tech-T exas A&M gam e,” H arrick said. “We’ve talked about that within the frame­ work of our conference.” Frieder, who coached at Michigan before coming to ASU in 1989, said he has made more o f a com m itm ent since moving to Arizona not to let the pressures of coaching affect the relationship he has with his wife and daughter. “I am not going to let this goofy game, affect the people that are closest to me, and I’ve really done a good job of that,” he said. “There was a time when I was building the Michigan program where I didn’t come close to flipping out or going off the deep end, but I really let it affect my life .... It’s stupid to do that. This game isn’t worth that.” If I had a Lillehammer, I’d make big changes More boring than the Ladies Professional Bowling Tour. Able to put even the most wired person into a coma. It’s bor­ ing. It’s a waste of air time. It’s th Winter Olympics. In the tradition of one of the truely great men in American history, D avid Letterman, the following are the top 10 ways to improve the Winter Olympics: 10. One day instead of 16 — Trash the opening and closing ceremonies and hold all the com­ petitions on one day, Eight hours o f G reg Gum ble is more than enough! 9. No mote cross-country ski­ ing — What the hell kind of a sport is this? It lasts forever and has all the excitement of a Nordic Track commercial. 8 , More Jamaican bobsledding — This was the most excit­ ing performance o f the last W inter Olympics, despite the team’s poor finish. Where else can you see four Jamaicans crammed into a box and sent down a hill at over 50 miles per hour? 7. Axe ice dancing — This is not a sport, it’s a Las Vegas show. It’s like Nudes on Ice without the excitement. 6. Add an aluminium medal Watching someone per­ form flawlessly and take home a bronze, silver or gold medal is nice, but I want to see people slipping and falling. I watch the Winter Olympics for the same reason many people watch the Indianapolis 500, to see the accidents. D on’t get me wrong, I never like seeing anyone get injured, but watching someone flop around on the snow or ice is very amusing. Therefore, give an aluminium medal to the athlete with the most entertaining performance. I know I’m not the only one out there who thinks like this, I’m just the only one who will admit it. 5. Combine the biathlon with ski jumping — Skiing and shooting is boring, but skiing and shooting in midair gets the adrenaline going. Also, instead of shooting at stationary tar­ gets, have the athletes shoot at CBS commentators. “Leslie Visser is down and Finland takes the gold!" 4. Three words: Chicken speed skating — No it’s not poul­ try on ice, it’s head-to-head speed skating. Instead of the nor­ mal speed skating, where you must have more speed and agility than your opponent to win, in chicken speed skating you must have more guts than your opponent to win. Both skaters skate two laps around the track in different lanes and opposite directions to build up speed. Then coming into the first straightaway after the second lap, the two skaters move into the same lane and head at full speed toward each other. The first skater to move out of the lane loses. In case neither skater moves, the one that is left conscious wins. If this is a success, then we can change the sport to horse racing and move the location to Churchill Downs. “W elcome to the Kentucky Demolition Derby fo r the 120th Run fo r the Bruises! ” 3. All athletes must be legally-drunk while competing This goes along No. 6. If every athlete was legally drunk while they were performing you would start seeing moves, especially in figure skating and ski jumping, that you would never have imagined possible. 2. Royal Rumble — Tonya Harding, Buddy Ryan, Nancy Kerrigan, and Lorena Bobbitt in a steel cage with nothing but their own cunning to protect them. The last one left standing is declared the winner. • 1. New commentators — Imagine this: Nancy Kerrigan has just completed a flawless triple-axel. From the commenta­ tor’s booth you hear: “It’s awesome baby!” and “That was cool. Huh.. Huh, huh, huh.” That’s right, the unbelievable commentary of Dick Vitale, Beavis and Butthead. P a g e 12 Wednesday, February 16,1994 State P ress W r estlin g w ith a sh ad o w B y D aw n W agner State P ress lève St. John follows a path that many might consider one of the hardest an athlete can travel upon: He follows in the footsteps of an older, very successful brother. Dan St. John won two national titles for ASU in 1989 and 1990, while also being named the Sun D ev ils’ M ost V aluable Wrestler in both those years. But. the younger as St. John sat down to talk, he made it obvious that his brother’s success has not negatively affected him in the least. In fact, he thinks that his Dan’s legacy at ASU has helped him; “My brother started me off in wrestling,” St. John said. “1 started wrestling in fifth grade. I got beat up by my brother all the time, 1 still do. He’s pretty brutal. I guess wrestling is kind of like a family thing." St. John, a junior microbiology major, has proven that talent does indeed run in the fam­ ily. In high school, St. John was the 1991 Junior National Champion, placed third in the Junior Nationals in 1989, and was an Allcity, All-conference and All-region selection for three years. :i When St. John came to ASU to pursue his, wrestling career, he had to wrestle with nowformer Sun Devil wrestler Wayne McMinn for a starting spot in the 142 pound weight class. “Last year was a rough year for me and McMinn, but it turned out to be a lot rougher on McMinn (who quit the team last season),” he said, “1 beat him out in the final wrestleoff. We were battling all year, and I finally beat him (to get the starting spot)” , After finishing last season at 142, St. John moved down to the 134 weight class this year. Coach Lee Roy Smith said that this move has helped St. John s career a great deal. “Last year he was at 142 pounds and this year he's down a weight class,” Smith said. “T his is a little more su itab le for him strength-wise, and, as a result, he has been able to have much more success. He has real­ ly gotten off to a good start this season.” Indeed he has, with a 21-2 record so far this season, and a fifth-place ranking nation­ ally in his weight class. St. John hopes that he will have a future in wrestling, starting with a trip to the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. “It’s the ultimate goal,” St. John said. “The Olympics is really all you can do. I mean there isn’t any pro wrestling. My broth­ er is probably going to be there. Maybe we’ll both be there. That would be great.” But with this dream comes commitment which includes year-round training and con- . ditioning, not to mention a strong desire to make it big. According to Smith, St. John exhibits those qualities. “He represents the desire in a sport that provides leadership in our program by virtue of him trying to excel outside,” Smith said. “Excel on the freestyle by competing year round qnd by training year round.” - ^ St. John’s teammates were eager to back up what Smith had to say, “I’d say that just having Steve St. John in the room, just having his presence here, cre­ ates a whole new atmosphere, and brings something out of each one of us,” said team­ mate Dwight Holcomb. “I feel the need to go the extra mile with him in practice.” “He brings a very charismatic point of view,” Jeff Theiler said, “He’s not only a leader on this team but also a huge contribu­ C ra ig M acnaughton/State P r e s a tor. His speed is unquestionably one of the Sun Devil w restler Steve St. John Is not letting the legacy of a su ccessfu l older brother to quickest and most agile that I’ve seen in keep him from the goal of participating in 1994 O lym pics. St. John is ranked fifth national­ ly with a 21-2 record th is season. years.” S t a t e P r ess SPORTS-We co ver good sports, bad sports, rich sports and poor sports Available campus-wide and in downtown Tempe Questions? Comments? Call Jackie Eldridge at 965-6555 S t a t e P ress Page 13 Wednesday, February 16,1994 Threat earns coach suspension Temple president gives Chaney seat for Owls’ upcoming game Where can you pick up a State Press? ,lf you didn’t get a “recycled” State P re ss in one of your c la sse s, you can pick your copy up at: PHILADELPHIA (AP) •— Temple coach John Chaney once shoved Massachusetts coach John Calipari during a hotly contested game, hut he wasn’t disciplined by his school afterward. But Chaney’s public threat to kill Calipari after the Owls’ 56-55 loss to the 13th-ranked Minutemen Sunday earned him a one-game suspension, to be served during Wednesday’s game against St. Bonaventure. In a statement announcing Chaney’s suspension, Temple president Peter Liacouras said, “Coach Chaney should steer clear of these emotional encounters after such an emotional game. No basketball game is a life or death matter.” It was the first time Chaney has been disciplined in 12 years, during which time he has led the Owls to nine NCAA tournament appearances. Chaney burst into Calipari’s postgame news conference and accused Calipari of trying to intimidate the, officials, in Sunday’s loss. Chaney then charged the podium where Calipari stood befire three Maissachusetts players moved quickly to restrain Chaney. “I’ll kill you,” Chaney was plainly heard to say. “You remember that.” He also said he would have his players con­ front Massachusetts players when the teams play again in Philadelphia on Feb. 24. Chaney shoved Calipari during the game at Amherst, Mass., in 1990 near the end of regulation in a triple-overtime game while the two coaches were trying to talk to the offi­ cials. The victory Sunday lifted Massachusetts (19-4«. 10-0) three places in the national rankings to No. 10. Temple (17-4, 10-3) fell to No. 13 from No. 8. Atlantic 10 commissioner Ron Bertovitch announced Monday that the league was investigating the incident. He declined further comment except to say that he planned to “talk to everyone involved.” He declined to specify a time limit for the investigation other than to say it would be con­ cluded “in a timely fashion.” In a statement released by Temple’s athletic department Monday, Chaney extended his apology “to everyone for yes­ terday’s unfortunate incident following the basketball game ... to the A tlan tic 10 C onference, the U niversity o f Massachusetts, the teams, those persons who were present and those who witnessed the incident, everyone.” Liacouras’ statement acknowledged Chaney’s apology, but added, “Even his sincere apology, he agrees, is insufficient in these circumstances.” In his statement, Liacouras invited Massachusetts presi­ dent Michael Hooker to the Feb. 24 game. Calipari also declined to discuss specifics of the incident. “I just don’t feel I should comment,” he said. “Whatever the league office decides to do, even if they decide to take no action, is fine with me. “I’m just totally embarrassed it happened. If anything, I wished it didn’t happen.” ON CAMPUS Administration Bunding Alumni Center A SU Bookstore ASU Visitor Center Business Buidhg, east side Cam pus Polioe Cholla Hall Community Center Engineering Research Forest M ai kiosk (by Payne) Garnmage Audtorium Hayden Library Law U braiy M ai Services Manzanita H al Manzanita kiosk Mariposa Hall Memorial Union Info Desk Murdock H al NobelUbrary North Cady M ai North Cady M ai kiosk North ForestM al OcolMoHal Orange M ai (by MU) Orange M ai kiosk (by fountain) Orange M ai kiosk (by MU) Palo Verde: EasL W est and Main Palo Verde kiosk (between P V E ast & P V W est) Physical Plant P S 3 ,4 SonoraH al South Cady M ai kiosk (by Business buidhg) South Cady M ai at Lemon South Forest M ai (by Farm er) Sun D evi Stacfum Student Health SlLident Publications Student Recreation Center Student Services Buidhg Tyler M ai, Cady M ai kiosk Tyler M ai, east Tyler M ai, Forest M ai Tyler M ai, Palm W ak kiosk University Activity Center University Club University Relations OFF CAMPUS Associated Biosbence Balboa Cale Bandersnafch Brew Pub B lirrp e Sandwiches & Subs Cam pus Comer Cart's Jr. Restaurant Changing Hands Bookstore Chris’ Chevron Chuckbox Cinnamon Tree Plaza Cluck-UOhicken Coffee Plantation Colege Street D ei Cornerstone M ai Express Yogurt Grooming Humans Salon G u tty 's Pizza Jam 's Restaurant K o ty s Com er Pocket LongW ong’s Mama’s Pizza M cDonakfson Ftural M esa Community Colege, Administration Bulcing M esa Community Colege, Kirk Center MMAvenue Shops Minder Binder's O zzie's W arehouse D ei Pertrins Restaurant & Bakery Rother’s Bookstore Schiotzsky's Sandwich Shop S o u li Mountain Community Colege Stan’s Metro D ei Sub Stop S um y's Pizza Taco Johns The Commons Towers Apartments Tower Records Wendy’s Wherehouee X t f e e v e r y ^ ^ 1^ 'y c M 5*i Avenue & MR northwest oomer 0lh Street Newstand Zia Ftecords O V lM U .0.A . In c . 1994 'w B U t t t o k e : Classifieds Notice to oiir readers: Before responding to any advertisement requesting m oney be sent or in v e sted , you m ay w ish to investigate die company and offer. The State Press cannot assume responsibility for the validity of the o ffers a d v ertised in our classified section. For more in fo rm atio n and assistan c e regarding-the investigation o f an advertisement, please contact the Better Business Bureau at 264- I721.V.;. _ . ANNOUNCEMENTS GAMMA BETA Phi meeting 4pm today! @ MU Turquoise Rm. G BP playC rs/im prov/food/fun!!!!!!! SPEND AN evening in Vegas without leaving campus! Come roll some dice at the annual MUAB Casino Night this Friday, Feb. 18, 8pm-Midnight in th e . MU MariCppa Room! SEMESTER AT SEA V ideo/lnfo Sessions: Wed., 2-16, MU 213, 7pm ROOM S FOR RENT MSTR BD/BA, laundry, pool, patio, Scotts Rec area, 10 min/ASU, $250+1/4 util. 990-1941. TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR SALE CLEAN & tidy 2 bd 2 ba. Dobson/Univ. Refrigerator, skylights, comm pool/spa. Kent K 730-5200 Bike to ASU Q u i e t s u b d i v is i o n 2 b d , 1 - 1 / 2 b a , m u lt i- le v e l t o w n h o u s e , c o m m , p o o l, M .J., 7 3 0 -1 7 1 2 C -21 All S tar 8 3 1 -2 2 2 1 G A RA G E SALES MOVING SALE from clothes to entertainment centers-all must Go! Wed.-Sun. Call 966-4054. SELL FT with a Classified! „ COMPUTERS BROTHER WORD Processor WP3400, exc cond, used for less than 1 year, only $100.894-8977, APARTMENTS BEAUTIFUL LARGE 1 ¿ ^ b e d ­ rooms. Walk to ASU. Pool, laun­ dry room. On East 8th Street bet­ ween Rural A McClintock. Cape ..Cod Apartments, 968?5238, • Boring?? T ir e d o f n o is y , lo u d n e ig h b o r s ? W e o f f e r q u ie t liv in g . 1/2 b lo c k fro m c a m p u s . B e a u t i­ fu lly f u r n is h e d h u g e 1 b e d ro o m . 1 b a th a p a r t m e n t s . A ll b i l l s p a id . C a b le T .V . re a d y , h e a te d p o o l, and s p a c io u s la u n d ry f a c il­ i t i e s . F r ie n d ly c o u r t ­ eous m a n a g e m e n t. Sto p by to d ay!!! Terrace Road Apartments 9 5 0 S . T e rra c e R d . 966-8 5 4 0 TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FO R RENT l6i«N. TFH St., Phx, dwntn, Re­ naissance Park, 2 bd. 2 ba, sec gate, prof, loc., pool/spa, quiet, Feb free, lease $775.386-7655.: ROOM S FOR M State P ress Wednesday, February 16,1994 P ag;e 14 S L LA P TO P S Guaranteed lowest prices. IBM Thinkpads & Toshiba Porteges & Satellites. Call The Educational Solutions Co. At 1-800-469-0060 or Pat Becker at 205-8202 . MAC CLASSlC-lNCLUpES; SuperPaint, MS Word, clipart many fonts, s.a.m. virus clinic After dark and Kensington, key board shelf and dust covers $550.756-6611 *leave message = FEM ALE NONSM OKER to share lovely townhoiise hear , ASU. Laundry, pool, includes LARGE 2 bd, 2 ba. AMERICA S LARGEST party at America's New Spring Break Hot Spot. Top-name concerts, comedians, & celebrities. 4 days starting/$99. Need we say more? Exp the "Roar of '94" at Lake Havasu, AZ. 1-80(MHAVASU, DISCOUNT TRAVEL; Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places world­ wide. I also buy transferable coupons/awards. 968-7283. 1978 280Z 4-speed hatchback, ac, new tires, good shape, one owner, $2500 obo. 497-0307. 80 SUBARU 4spd, $1695 obo. 84 Renault Encore'4spd, $1695 obo. 893-6884, 838^9778 eves, ask for Bob. TRUCK BOX- white with locks. Fite import, $35* 756-6611 Cordless phone: $30, 1987 YAMAHA 125 scooter With 2 helmets. Great condition, must sell, $550. Call 784-9492. MOTORCYCLE HELMET, cover,U-Lock. Xlt condition, call Mark 921-1993 TRAVEL I roommate wanted, microwave, w/d, etc$300/mo McClintock/Guadalupe Anita, 921-0305,491-3293: AIR TICKET. Female. Gite way. Phoenix-Columbus-Boston. Ute by 3-13-94. Best offer! Call 8291550. APARTMENTS APARTMENTS I SPRING BREAK I T R A V ELM O R E (967-0 5 75 ) S tu d e n t tra v e l s p e c ia lis ts s e rv in g A S U fo r o v e r 1 2 ye ars. U n b elievab le Spring B reak deals on all types of t ra v e l/ v a c a tio n s . L o c a te d in the Corn ersto n e Mall. SPRING BREAK Rocky Point/San Carlos Hotel Reservations $14 P e r Person/Quad Call Today - S p a ce is limited! M E X IC O T O U R S 1 -8 0 0 -7 5 9 -7 8 1 0 SPRING BREAK with the $149 967-8203 1025 East Orange Tempe ENJOY BASEBALL A fresh air spring training is in full swing. 100 people needed every day. You could work 40+ hrs per week at the baseball stadiuins ar­ ound the valley. You must be clean cut, have a big smile A anx­ ious to woric outdoors. Apply in person M-Th, 9-3. Ready Temps, Inc. 15100 N. 78th Way, Suite 200, Scottsdale. 951-9266. PT CUST sve rep, pm A Sat, near campus. Computer know­ ledge, box office exp, cust sve skills A phone exp helpful. Flex 15-20 hrs/wk. $5/hr. 968-2323. BOOKKEEPER/SEC., P/T, flexi­ ble hrs., S5.25/hr, exp. helpful. 968-5002. ASSEMBLER JOBS- Lighting co. needs responsible students for day assembly work. Elec­ tronics background desirable. $7/hr. Scottsdale Airpark. Call between 10am-2pm, 998-0325. DOBSON RANCH H O.A is tak­ ing applications for p/t summer recreation staff. The following positions are available: swim in­ structors, $6-$7/hr., DOE, WSI certification required; pool attendant/rec. s taff, $5-$6/hr. DOE,lifeguard training CPR & 1st a id' req.; summer program staff, $5-$7/hr. DOE, CPR req.& exp, w/ children ages 3-17. Appticatiohs avail, at 2719 S. Reyes, Mesa or for more info call 8317464. INFORMATION RESEARCH­ ER needed, calling government ag en cies, no sale s, p /t 20 hrs/week, flexible morning hours. $6/hr salary. Apply at PMSI, 1351 N. Alma School Rd., Suite 150, Chandler, 85224 o r call Tim, i-800-678-0400. HABLA ESPANOL? No Selling Bilingual Interviewers Needed Telephone survey research, flex­ ible hours available mornings, afternoons, evenings, weekends. S tart a t $ 5 /h r . W eekly pay. Frequent raise reviews. Deposits due Feb. 18. Call Mike at 461-9326 for info. A M EDICAL office in Scot­ tsdale needs fulltime permanent front A back office person. Typ­ ing & computer knowledge a mukt. W ill tra in . G reat ad­ vancement potential. Apply in person 9-5 M-F, 4020 N. Scot­ tsdale Rd, Suite 108. AAA- SUMMER internship. Re­ ceive training in people skills, build resume, get letter o f rec­ ommendation, 3 college credits and $3-i4,000/summer. Must be able to relocate. Leave message at 894-5283. CHEVRON STATION, p/t flexi­ ble hours afternoon A evenings, island attendant A maintenance. Call Mr. Martin, 941-8899. MARC CENTER Serving people with disabilities since 1957. Call our job hotline: 962-4838. NANNIES WANTED: Positions natio n w id e, sum m er o r y t.round. Exp. not req. Great pay. Free travel. (612) 643-4399. NEED RESPONSIBLE people to work the Tempe Spring Festival, M arch4-6. V arious positions avail. Must be at least 16. Inter­ views held at the M.A.M.A. ware­ house, 2 1 E. 6th St. Tempe, Sat. Feb 1 9 ,lQam-Zpm. Bring ID. NEW ENGLAND brother/sister camps-Massachusetts. Mah-KeeNac for boys/Danbee for girls. Counselor positions for Program Specialists: All team sprats, espe­ cially baseball, basketball, field hockey, roller hockey, soccer, volleyball; 25 tennis openings; also archery, riflery, weights/fitness and biking;other openings include preforming arts, fine arts, newspaper, photography, radio station, cooking, sewing, ’ rollerskating, rocketry, ropes A climbing and camp craft; all water front activities (swimming, skiing, sailing, w indsurfing, canoeing/kayaking). Inquire: Mah-KeeNac (boys) 190 Linden Avenue, Glen Ridge, N J. 07028. Call: T800-753-9118. Danbee (girls) 17 Westminster Drive, Montville, N J. 07045. Call 1-800-392-3752. NOW HIRING a DJ A light crew, mixing experience a must. Drop demo off at 1420 N. Scot­ tsdale Road. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! The golfers are com­ ing! Sports Shots is hir­ ing photographers. No experience necessary Great pay, flexible hours, ft/pt available. Higginbotham Assodatei C a ll 829-3141 998-5866 HELP WANTEDGENERAL HOSPITALITY FRANCHISE SYSTEMS, INC World's largest hotel franchisor has openings for foil & part-time Reservations Sales Agents who are looking for a great opportunity! C a l l N o w f o r D e t a il s 389-3808 Apply* 3838 E. Van Buren Ram ada §? D a y sln n EOE *< §8 CAM P SEQ U O IA a coed camp in the Catskill Mtns. of NY has openings for coaches, instructors & counselors in land & water sports, theater, arts, adventure programs and morel June 17-August 19. Outstanding facilities with travel allowance, competitive salary, room, board and laundry. Contact: a r k Interviews on campus in late February. Telemarketing fa r f i 5 the ¡m age C onsum a 1232 E. Broadway • Tempe • •. ■8850 EASY $ $5 per hour taking sur­ veys 6:30-9jpm Mon-Thur. Near Broadway/Mill. 894-0531. NEED A JOB? We need 5-10 people for part time woric from 3-7pm. We sell tools nationwide Awe'll pay you $7/hr to start. No weekends A no exp nec. Call Alex 820-8408 TE IC H ER T M A R K ETIN G , AZ's largest promoter o f video stores is searching for 3 sales reps. Candidates should be clean cut w/good comm, skills. An at­ tractive sal.+ comm, for right indiv. We will woric around your school schedule. Please call 921 7755 bet. 1-4 pm. for interview. •- • ALWAYS HIRING fun and energetic people. Taco John's, 7841515. Come in and apply. DENNY'S REST, now accepting apps for cooks A ether positions. Apply at 3217 E. Van Buren. DO YOU have an outgoing per­ sonality and foodserving experi­ ence? Stan's Metro Deli is now hiring waitstaff and hostesses. Please apply, in person Mon-Fri 2 -4 p m ,4 ll S. Mili-Tempe. EXP MCDONALD’S managers needed for McDonald's on cam­ pus. FT A PT opportunities. Will start at minimum of $5/hr, DOE. Call Connie, 829-6604. HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL 600 CAMPS IN THE USA, RUSSIA AND EUROPE NEED YOU THIS SUMMER. 3 . For the‘bcst summer o f your life - see your career center or contact: Cam p Counselors U SA 420 Florence St. Palò Alto, CA 94301 800-999-2267 I * * « SUMMER CAMP STAFF » * » | IN TERVIEW IN G ON CAM PUS M O N D A Y, FEB . 21 B'NAI B'RITH BEBER CAMP Mukwonago, Wisconsin (2 Hours from Chicago) B'NAI B'RltH PERLMAN CAMP Starlight, Pennsylvania (3 Hours from New York) We are seeking division leaders, counselors, nurses, cooks, and special­ ists in the areas of: Waterskiing • Sailing « Kayak • Canoeing • Windsurfing ■ Outdoor Ed « Ropes Course • Arts & Crafts • Drama « Media Golf • Basketball • Soccer « Volleyball« Storytelling Tennis • Circus Arts • Dance «Riding «Mountain Biking Snorkeling • Scuba • Gymnastics « Magic • Archery Ceramics • Cheer Leading • Model Rocketiy • Camping CKmbing « Softball G O O D SALARIES-TRAVEL ASSISTANCE-SPEND YOUR SUMMER IN WISCONSIN O R PENNSYLVANIA WITH STAFF FROM ALL PARTS O F THE U.S. AN D OTHER COUNTRIES Spend your summer in one of our two beautiful campus-one located in the rolling hills of southeast Wisconsin or in our facility in the Pocono Mountains of Pennwlvania. Our program and facilities are among the finest in the United States. If you've thought about a summer camp job, or if you've worked in a summer camp and are looking for a change, set up an appointment and learn more about w ho w e are and what we do. You'll make lifelong friends and contribute to a great experience for our campers. You Won't be sorry! AN FOR AN APPLICATION AN D APPOINTMENT FOR ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEW, CONTACT: STUDENT EM PLO YM EN T O FFICE • Student Services Building, C 222 . . o r •■ BBYO CAM PING SERVICES DEPARTMENT 1901 Raymond Drive, Suite 15, Northbrook, IL 60062 (708) 498-1441 ■ nH BH H I T H E C H Ä SE C O N N E C T IO N /n fo rn ski/m We have the experience you i)eed!! ProM ark One Markating Services, Inc. Cheerfulness is the most certain sign of wisdom. -M ichel de Montaigne ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS for delivery drivers. Earn up to $8/hr. Sammy B's Pizza. 945- or by calling (914) 679-5291 We need highly motivated people for one of the fastest growing telemarketing companies in the United States. We offer: $6/hour guaranteed paid weekly * Commissions up to an additional $8/hour • Paid holidays * Health and dental insurance « Career Opportunities. ^ r o M HELP WANTEDSALES HELP WANTEDF g o y ^ g L HumanRe#oa/we 96 PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY VOORMILVtOSE THERAPEUTIC WORK, excel­ lent pay, flexible hours, will train. Call 844-9000 or 377-7283. SEQUOIA Box 1045 Woodstock, NY 12498 AY TO G C E SS Students, Adults & Families Quiet Living * Near ASU Campus ARE YOU in need of Cash for Spring Break? Or do you want to work through Spring Break? The ASU Telefund is now hiring stud­ ent associates, Flexible hours, $5 per hour + bonus. Apply today, 965-6754. C O U N SELO R S FO R boys' camp, Maine. Openings: WSI, sailing, windsurfing, tennis, wa­ terskiing, soccer, lacrosse, hockey(street), crafts, baseball, rockclimbing, drama, basketball, riflery, archery, etc. Terrific work­ ing conditions, inciting, fun sum­ mer! Write: Camp Cedar, 1758 Beacon Street, Brookline, MA 02146. Call 617-277-8080. La^CresenTa 2 bedroom /1 bath or 1 bedroom/1 bath Unfurnished Now Available AU U tilities Included HELP WANTEDc y m c A L ^ RENT WEEK at Orange Tree Resort w/golf course privileges Match 13-20. $ 1Ú00.482-9664. SKI UTAH! March 12-17 $259 includes 4 days/3 nights, transportation an d /o r party on a houseboat at Lake Mohave! March 17-20 3 days/3 nights ; AUTOM OBILES" HELP WANTEDGENERAL COMMER. PHOTOGRAPHER, own epuip. nee,, $25 per job + exp., pbrtfolio helpful, 968-5002. M ACINTOSH COMPUTER. Complete system incl printer only $500. Chris, 800-289-5685. SUNS VS. Portland Trailblazers tonight. Good seats, affordable. Steve, 678-0316. HELP WANTEDGENERAL LOOKING FOR someone to share cost on SW tickets to SF for Spring Break. Call 838-3496. SNOWDEVIL SKI CLUB! TICKETS HELP WANTEDGENERAL DO YOU travel to LA on wee­ kends or Have a friend that likes to visit you? I am looking for CASH DANCERS people to save money using South­ now hiring females for bachelor w estbuddy passes. Call Mark, parties. Call Randy at "Only the 423-9338. . . / V"' ;:V V : Classiest". 997-6698. MAC LC III 8-160 14" mon HP deskwriter 550C color printer software $1650.943-4798 nights. M OTORCYCLES ASU AREA Studio & 1bdr apts. from $280 & up. Not incl. util. Ask for Dina at 829-1963 or 9668838, Tere. TRAVEL 784-1599 Chase BankCard Services, one of the most pres­ tigious employe» in Tempe, offers an exciting environment in which to gain valuable Human Resources training and experience. Exceptional part-time opportunities exist for qualified students interested in an extremely hands-on paid internship. We’re seeking dedi­ cated and highly-motivated individuals; who ' thrive in a fast-paced environment. Master's level preferred. Take this opportunity to learn the essentials of Human Resources with a proven leader like Chase! (poor fts m t hm .. or, for more immediate consideration, deliver your resume to: Chase BankCard Services» Human Resources* 100 W. University, FI -3* Tempe, AZ 85281. o C H A SE C H A S £ M A MHAT T AN. PROFIT FROM THE EXPERIENCE. iwrwwvv Page IS Wednesday, February 16,1994 S ta te P ress HELP WANTED- RESTAURANTS/ RESTAURANTS/ TYPING/WORD PROCESSIN G SERVICES W an t yo u r State Press lin e r ad in tom orrow 's p ap er? FAST TURNAROUND. Term papers, theses, resumes. MLA/ APA, laser, fax. Pat, 897-1741. We'll need to receive it by noon today! I W A N T IT NOW ! Desktop Publishing: Typing, re­ sume service, charts & graphs. Near ASU. 966-1984. State Press Classifieds M atthew s C en ter Basem ent 9 6 5-67 3 5 NOT JUST TYPING Grammar/spelling/syntax check. Rural/University. Jim 967-2360. O ffice H o u rs: 9am -5p m TUTORS NEED HELP w/ programming or math? 3 yr. teaching exp.(C, Pascal, Assembler) or (MAT 114, 117, 270, 271, 290) Ph. 9619133, Dallas. Y olk In d iv id u a l H o ro sço pe M ISC. s= THIGH CREAM with key ingradient A m inophyiline. We have it now ! 602-351-8617 ******4t***4i*4************ JO B OPPORTUNITIES INTERNATIONAL EMPLOY­ M ENT- M ake up tp $2,000$4,000+7mo. teaching basic con­ versational English abroad. Ja­ pan, Taiwan, & S. Korea. Many e m p lo y ers provide room & board + other benefits. No teach­ ing background or Asian lan­ guages required. For more in­ formation call: (206) 632-1146 ext. J59lé. tannery Rjw A Wednesday Night Tradition Fisheries - Many earn •$2,00Q+/mo. in canneries or $31000-$6.000+/iiio; on fisbmgvesselS. No exp. necessary. Male or Female. For more, information call: <206) 545-4155 ext. A5918 BUSINESS OPPORTUNjTjgS GREAT P it income by educating publec how to become financially independent. 9384)514. CLASSIFIEDS WORK! RESTAURANTS/ BARS Î IRISH M U SIC 9 p.m.-1 a.m. PITCHERS AX'S ARE going to kick some grass in EK soccer tourney. vHeather, Katie, & Jen. BUSTER beginning at 8pm 70S S. Forest • Tempe 966-4625 C SWOT PIZZA & PASTA Where ASU Goes for Pizza 25* DRAFTS 14 oz. Coors Light Bud Bud Light 3 p.m .-Close No catch. No cover. No kidding. 968-6666 1 3 0 1 E. U niversity Club 411 Ajludweisei^ presents... DELTA C H I’S are 1st place bound for £K soccer tourney Sunday! We know you can do it! v Your coaches. FRATERNITY MEN: Only 4 days untill £K 's "Kick in the Grass" soccer tourney. Good luck to all the.teams. rB FREE- NO obligation eval. of your finances & valuable mate­ rials. No pressure. 9384)514. f | ° É Price per D Ä t, ,i l '•. : :*r • n JB H ¡j. j t of Dept oW Á ¿ . * . a ■ Classification Nama/Numbsr ||N m a iv C w ti , * & .i4 * ' aV 'IS 9669. J B a d t S w l L ig h t 7 d a y s a week! COLLEGE FUNDING: $$ now available^ Free information; 5 sources guaranteed. Write BJ En­ terprises, Rt 2 Box 134, Hickory, KY, 42051-9623. NEED HELP with taxes? Student discount. Leave message at 830- 500 Drinks 3-7 p.m. SERVICES L oagnccks Spin-11pm 411 S. Mill Ave. 966-2020 RESEARCH AND writing help, all subjects. Catalog $2. 1-8003514)222. STATE PRESS Info, 965-7572. 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Dl Tony in the house spinning your favorite Alternative & Techno Tunes. 4115* Mill Ave.* Downtown Tempe»966-Q020