T uesday, N ovem ber 3 0 ,1 9 9 3 ES Women, minorities paid less at ASU, reports say 7 m :Wm M ale equals earn m o re fo r sam e w o rk By M ark M . M acias State P ress Reports from A SU 's Commission on the Status of Women reveal that m inority and female faculty are paid significantly, less than their male counterparts. Anne Schneider, chairwoman of the commis­ sion and dean of the College of Public Programs, said the reports also showed that m inority women were underpaid to the same extent as white women. “We’ve done regression studies that cover the years from 1986 to 1992 and all of them show differences between men and women salaries — even after we control for market, rank, years of experience and every other con­ ceivable type of variable,” Schneider said. The report showed that pay differences between men and women are often as high as $2,000 or more. It also revealed that men were twice as likely as women to be promoted to full­ time professor positions. Schneider said the University has been recep­ tive to the findings by looking into the salary differences among ASU’s faculty. “Last year's study was concentrated in the associate professors category' and we’ve asked (ASU Provost Milton Glick) to look into that, and he has asked the affirmative action officer to examine it,” she said. ASU President Lattie Coor said a University committee is determining how the next pay rais­ es will be distributed to faculty. “I’m sure the committee will array some options for us all to examine at the University,” Coor said. “What they are really going to be looking at are issues related to merit, teaching, the kind of issues that would normally go into a salary determination.” Coor said ASU’s last pay increase was dis­ tributed to all faculty members. “The last major increase was in 1990, and by legislative mandate, a major piece of it was across the board to everyone,” Coor said. “The balance of it was distributed on the basis of mar­ ket equity. That term (market equity) had been chosen by the Legislature, and it was designed to look at what market salaries were, with increases going to those who were (the furthest) off the market.” ■ Contrary to ASU’s reported pay difference between the sexes and minorities, white male faculty at NAU have complained that their uni­ versity has snubbed them of pay raises in favor of women and minorities. Bill Arnold, president of the ASU Academic Senate, said he hasn’t been approached by any­ one com plaining o f poorly distributed pay increases at ASU. T urn t o M inority , page 2. Spring financial aid forms simplified for recipients By S haw n Boyd State P ress As the spring semester has waned in past years, students have had to fill out question after question on financial aid application forms in order to receive money for the following school year.. ■ Beginning this spring, however, students won’t have to pick up a form and sit down to completely answer a new application form. “Anybody who applied for financial aid this school year before Oct. I should receive an application at their permanent home address,” said Kate Dosil, director o f ASU’s Student Financial Assistance Office. The application forms will be preprinted with information stu­ dents provided in the past, she said. On the average, students will have to answer about 20 questions. Dosil said the new financial aid applications were sent out beginning Nov. 26, and rnailing will continue until Dec. 17. “In the past, students couldn't pick up appli­ cations until the beginning o f the spring sem ester.” she said. “(The current process) allows them to collect the information before they come back home. “P articularly for those who aren’t com ­ muters, this is a great improvement.” She added that there will be instruction on completing the application at Cady Mall Dec. 9. Scholarship applications will also be available on the mall, she said. Dosil said students who send in their applica­ tions before March 15 have the best chances of receiving aid. However, she said students can’t send in their application until after Jan. 1. The new approach is a directive from the INSIDE S TA TE PRESS W eather Outlook V ariable clouds w ith a slig h t chance of rain. High 69, low 45. ¿£23 U.S. Department of Education, said Margaret Dean, director of financial aid services at ACT, the financial aid processor that handles ASU’s applications. She said the Iowa-based company proposed a similar system to the government several times before, adding that it is a good idea. “I think that probably anyone would agree that anything that makes the process easier for students is an improvement,” Dean said. ACT Financial Aid Services is one of three major financial aid processors for post-sec­ ondary institutions across the nation. She said the new application won’t cost stu­ dents anything, but it will make life easier. “You're not filling out the form from scratch, so there are fewer questions the student has to answer,” Dean said. The Education Department estimates that about 7 million renewal applications will be mailed. Dosil said students need not worry if they don’t receive a renewal application at their per­ manent address. “If they don’t get one in the mail, or they lose it, they can get a new application and fill it out again,” she said. C arol Balk, m anager o f S tudent Fiscal Services, which disburses financial aid, said sending the applications to a permanent address may cause difficulties. “I have some reservations about it,” she said. “Students are real mobile people.” But if this problem is avoided, Balk said the plan will be a move in the right direction. “One of the things will be that students will be applying on time or earlier,” she said. “The timing for us is real critical. If you apply late, you will get your money late.” ► Condoms won't stop AIDS, but a new study shows the devices are even less effective than was previously believed. Page 2 ► Mill Avenue revelers with bursting bladders will soon have public restrooms available. ; Page 9 Brian Fttzgerald/State Press A team of stadium security guards races to remove one of Sun Devil Stadium 's goal posts at the close of UofA's rout of ASU Friday. Meanwhile, stunned ASU fans look on. Yes, world keeps turning B y J ake B atsell State P ress Time was, the ASU-UofA football rivalry was so fierce that Wildcat fans hurled bottles at ASU’s head coach as he walked off the field. But just four days after UofA handed ASU a sound 34-20 defeat in this year’s version of The Game, representatives from both schools say the rivalry has softened a bit in recent years. “There isn’t that euphoria that we normally have after winning a game at ASU,” said Bill Reeves, director of UofA’s alumni association. “I guess the euphoria here is that we’re going to the Fiesta Bowl.” t The W ildcats will face the University of Miami at the Fiesta Bowl at Sun Devil Stadium on New Year’s Day. The Sun Devils, mean­ while, will be home for the holidays for the sixth straight season. ASU last went to a postseason game in the 1987 Freedom Bowl. World/ Nation Dr. Jack Kervorkian is labeled a fugitive after he failed to surrender to police Monday. Page 3 “Obviously, we’re disappointed that we’re not going Some p lace,” ASU Coach Bruce Snyder said. “We’d like to continue to play. I think our players are anxious to play. But it does appear now that we’re not going to.” D onald Dotts, director of ASU’s alumni association, agreed with Reeves’ assessment that, as years have gone by, the rivalry has become less hostile. “I think w e’re becoming a lot more civi­ lized,” Dotts said. “It doesn’t mean we like to lose to the Wildcats, though. I think we’re a lit­ tle more grown up than we might have been a few years ago about it.” Reeves remembered one instance in Tucson when ASU had defeated the Wildcats for the ninth straight time. As then-ASU coach Frank Kush walked off the field with a broad grin on his face, some of the UofA faithful tried to pelt him with debris. Turn to The Game, page 2. W here To Find It ■ HPL fc , V football season came to a close Friday night with , a loss to UofA. - Classifieds...........................13 Comics................................. 10 Crossword...............Car Tab 8 Horoscopes ....... :.............. 15 Opinion............................ 4 Police Report........................ 7 Sports....»........... .,.............. 11 Today’s Activities............ 2 World/Nation........................ 3 Page 2 Tuesday, November 30,1993 State P ress Study: Condoms offer little protection The Today section is a daily calendar o f events printed as a service to th e A SU com m unity. R equests a te p rin ted according to the space available each day. Campus clubs and organizations m ay subm it w ritten en tries to the State Press tit the basem ent o f M atthew s Centeri Room 15. 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IH H g g g H * ASU C ollege o f E x te n d ed E d u c a tio n ’s D ow ntow n Center GaBerfei - r Dttring November, free “Portraits of a Sacred Maya Cave” exhibition of phoB^tt9 ^ iS É S ilfliiSSESParticipants’ nerves are soothed when they meet the exjperiencedtest pilots, who speak BSjpsh aud get them ready for a ride on some o f the M B M iG 1 1 j MOSCOW (AP) — Ever want to have a dogfight with a friend in a MiG-29 jet fighter or just tool around on a tank? .* •, • js&m AH it takes is a strong stomach, the willingness to part with at legsi $6,000 and a special pass from Hie KGB. “Its always been a fantasy,” said Peter Carter, 55, an engineer from California. “Every time I saw a ‘Top Gun’ movie, I thought, why wasn’t I dealt those cards?” When Carter heard about MiGs Etc, a Sarasota, Fla.-based company that markets military adventure packages») Russia, he'Sigfledep. W m “These are lots o f people who would want to do this,” said Carter aftex spending a day flying the Su-27 jet fighter. “It was my only ch fflto jS ^ W : For adventurers like Carter, flying these mighty aircraft at 33,000 feet l at twice Hie speed of sound is the ultimate thrill. .; ’ .. “I did roll$,loQp$andthe pilot gave me the controls to play with the Fears abound in Hubble rescue mission NASA hopes for success o f biggest proj ect in space shuttle history CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — It’s one of the most important missions in space shuttle history and by far the most complex. Repairing the Hubble Space Telescope — a colossal job %— has NASA fretting over two little words. What if? What if space shuttle Endeavour can’t ren­ dezvous with the nearsighted Hubble? What if the shuttle robot arm breaks and can’t grab the $ 1.6 billion telescope? What if the telescope’s solar wings don’t fold up? What if the telescope is in worse shape than expected? What if one o f the seven astronauts gets sick? What if the shut­ tle toilet breaks and forces an early return? Put it all together and you’ve got a nightmare of astronomical proportions for a $629 million repair mission. Nightmares — and imagination — were run­ ning rampant Monday at Kennedy Space Center as NASA counted down toward the scheduled 2:57 a.m . MST W ednesday launch o f Endeavour. During the 11-day flight, astronauts are to take a record five spacewalks to try fix Hubble's problems as well as NASA’s image, battered repeatedly over the past several years and in des­ perate need of a big win. If necessary, the crew could conduct seven spacewalks to install 11 new telescope parts and yet another spacewalk to deal with a shuttle emergency. Hubble program manager Ken Ledbetter said his biggest fear is that “something might happen that would preclude us from evpn trying » fix the telescope.” “I think we can handle anything; that will happen once we’re out in the bay and start work­ ing (on Hubble). But if something were to hap­ pen before, a problem with Hie.shuttle, a prob­ lem with the crew, an attack of appendicitis or whatever... that would be tragic.” NASA’s associate director of flight projects for Hubble, Joe Rothenberg, shares those fears. If for some reason the astronauts can’t cap­ ture the bus-size telescope some 360 miles above Earth and anchor it in Endeavour's cargo bay, “we don’t even have a chance to get up to bat,” Rothenberg said. T u in to H ubble, pace 6. O pinion Page 4 Tuesday, November 30,1993 EdSitorial ASU needs equal pay s St a t e P r ess &> MW A&ANT INATTK 7 Urt-Ott VOTE N I ¿4-3 -T í* ' A aew study seems to indicate that University salaries are biased in favor of white men. O l zü0 - i ö “ 11 111 Recent reports from ASU’s commission on the status o f women indicate dial female and minority faculty members receive salaries sub­ stantially less than parts. ' IS iiÉ É d ering the crappy sauries ASU pays ins I I faculty to begin w ith, one shudders a l the thought that women and minorities are paid even less than their fellows. below die national \average -are A SU and die state p f Arizona willing to pay? ASU is not die only university with sock, salary discrepancies. Within the state, NAU recently distributed pay raises to minority and female faculty to help alleviate the d iscti^ p aa^'ì In what may eventually be a sitnilar indve, ASU President Laide Com* said a committee win determine how ASU’s next pay raises will be distributed in light of the neports* findings. Somewhat predictably, white male faculty members at NAU have already decried the bal­ ancing measures, which they say discriminated against them and denied them tttìiàék' ' Too bad, guys. It’s true, faculty members at Arizona’s jmbhc universities are in need of pay raises. Coor has pledged raises to feculty members , as die key theme o f ASU’s budget requests. A tti faculty members probably deserve w M leasI,,! want) a pay raise. But if money U neceived for potential raises, there should be no doni* that the funds should f first be used to make up existing inequities in « ¡ ¡ a Mm Considering some of the other differences between female and minority faculty and titeir white male compatriots — for example, women are half! as likely to be promoted to full-time professor positions — equality o f pay is the least ASU can do. ”j j Some ASU faculty have teen discriminated against for years, ft is only ethical to ledress die current injustices before contemplating raising University faculty salaries as a whole. l i f t ’s about tin » someone did something about pay discrepancies th at have been common knowledge among women and minorities fo r iope that ASU’s Whlfe ! show dig- ' at NAU. STATE PRESS TAFF £ m n rm 'iw v b V Em'f b u D O N E VflTH N ew s coverage o f Suns reaches ridiculous levels in local m edia Enough with the Phoénix Suns Barkley supposedly punched not one, but two men is a better fight J essica already. than Holifield vs. Ridduck. Apparently, the local news media K ungek Even Barkley himself seems aggravated by all the press the Colum nist has nothing better to cover than the conflict is getting. Granted, it is worthy of one article with a. fol­ continuing story of the Valley's bas­ low-up piece, but should it be taking up front page space for a ketball team. Stories on the Middle whole week? East peace talks, the local economy I would think that ongoing national and international crises are and crime rates, move over. Charles perhaps more deserving of newspaper space and air time, consid­ Barkley’s bar conflict among other ering that they affect everyone on the planet Earth while Barkley’s Suns is front page news for weeks at a fisticuffs only affect the Suns’ chances of going to the playoffs. time. One might ponder whether the only reason that these two men Let’s be honest; the Suns get more who claim to have lost teeth and such brought the bar room con­ coverage than is really necessary. flict up was to attract the media and hopefully get some money I am not saying that they do not from the publicity involved. deserve coverage. If I thought the Just look at the evidence presented in the case. One man said Suns were unworthy o f interest, I that he was punched by Barkley but that there was no physical wouldn’t have paid out $150 for tickets to watch a team (I wasn’t evidence. Then the man said Barkley did 'not have a very good paying the $150 to watch the Shaun Bradley and the 76ers). punch. What I am saying is that they do not deserve a 15-minute slot There were even witnesses to the supposed conflict saying that on a 30-minute local news cast or constant front-page coverage in Barkley only grabbed the man by his collar after he was being the Republic, Gazette or Tribune when the Suns aren’t even in the harassed by the man who already had a few too many asking him playoffs y e t.' Such media cov­ to show more respect. erage is in addition to the con­ The second man claims stant stream of Suns merchanthat Barkley chipped his tooth, dising, promotions and appear­ but when the police looked in ances w hich bom bard the the accuser’s, mouth his teeth Watching Jinneane Ford exercise Valley. did not appear to be damaged. with [Suns players] fo r 10 minutes is not A good example was when T hé accuser then said there is Barkley passed out during interesting. The exercise habits o f the something loose, I can feel it. Suns practice in pre-season. Was this worthy of front Barkley passing out and con­ Suns *center and shooting guard are at page news? • cerns over his health are news­ least somewhat newsworthy; those o f Please. worthy. However, broadcasts Why couldn’t th e media of Barkley riding on his exer­ Channel 12 *sfluff-presenter are not. see that it was being manipulatcising bike and local new s .........— .......... .■..I- " ' .'-i «Vi . ' .1 u'i'i ed by even the most asinine of reporters asking him how does ■fans? . / * it feel to be exercising was not .■-.fa sEort,the media spends exactly a scoop. far too much time and coverage on the Suns. . Going along on that exercise theme, Oliver Miller's successful Yes, the media should reflect the interests of its readers, view­ diet is newsworthy. Watching Jinneane Ford exercise with him for ers and listeners. Yes, there is a great deal of interest and pride in 10 minutes was not; nor was it interesting when she repeated the Arizona that the Suns are such a strong team. And yes. Suns cov­ experience with Dan Marley. The exercise habits of the Suns’ erage is popular and appeals to huge numbers o f people. I like center and shooting guard are at least somewhat newsworthy; Charles Barkley, and I’m a Suns fan, too. those of Channel 12’s fluff-presenter are not. But enough is enough. How many people really want Charles How about the media feeding frenzy over Charles Barkley’s Baridey and his fellow players on their television sets during the date with Madonna? The date itself was newsworthy in the sense news every night? After all, the Nike commercials and guest that it was a fíne topic for the tabloid press. But did it have to appearances on Saturday Night Live are enough to satiate the appear on the sports section of the TV telecast in which he was most die-hard fan. being questioned about the final game of last year’s playoffs? Were there no more relevant questions to ask? Jessica K linger is a senior wom en’s studies and journalism Apparently, the media felt that the latest scandal in which mqjor. H er colum ns appear on Tuesdays. S, TALBOTT SMITH, Editor JASON OWSLEY, Managing Editor JAKE BATSELL....... . TAMM Y MESA-SIERRA..... ANGELA BENOCHE............ JAMES FRUSETTA . . ..... .. BOB CASTLE..... . BRIAN FITZGERALD.......... MICHAEL BRANOM........... JULIE REUVERS............ KRIS FRIDRICH................. TROY FUSS........................... JANE A sst Magazine Editor R E PO R T E R S: Joy Beason, Shaw n Boyd, Garin G roff, Maxwell Higgins, Jason Hill, Mark Macias, Melanie Selcho, Greg Sexton. SP O R T S R E P O R T E R S : Scott D avis, Paul Matthews, Shaun Rachau. C O P Y E D IT O R S : D ave Proffitt, Jerem y Stein, N ick Bacon. C A R T O O N IS T S : B ryce M organ, G eorge O ’C onnor, Mateo Willis P H O T O G R A P H E R S : S am an th a Feldm an, B rian Fitzgerald, Richard Komurek, Craig Macnaughton, Louis A. Potter. 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State Press Phone N umbers Information..............965-7572 Newsroom.............. .965-2292 Magazine.................965-1695 Advertising.............. 965-6555 Classifieds..... .......... 965-6731 O pinion STATE P ress Tuesday, November 30,1993 A n A SU letter to San ta G laus Since this is my last column before Christm as, I have decided to make public my private, personal letter to Santa. Being the unselfish guy that I am , m ost of my requests were for other people. If you don’t like anything on this list, tough. Go write your own letter to Santa. So without further ado, my list: D avid Steow C olum nist • • • • • • Dear Santa; • I would like the following items for Christmas; • • • • • • : For the UofA football team — a well-deserved butt-kicking in the Fiesta Bowl. An 84-0 Hurricanes victory on New Year’s Day should make me feel much better. For the ASU basketball team — an NCAA bid and a 2.50 GPA. Might want to slip a tutor in their stockings, Santa. For the ASU baseball t e a m a good lawyer to fight off Steve Hagin’s lawsuit. Since when was playing baseball at ASU an inalienable right? Maybe I ought to sue them. I’ve always wanted to get on the squad. For Arizona’s university students — a break in tuition and an increase in funding. God knows we’ve been waiting too long for both. Fpr Arizona State University — an increase in funding and a medical school, That would increase our prestige, as well as tick off the UofA. For the Board of Regents — at least two new regents from ASU and NAU. The misrepresentation on the board right now is unacceptable. For the Computing Commons — 50 to 100 additional comput­ ers. It is such fun to stand around the atrium for an hour, waiting for a computer to become available. C laim s o f G reek diversity are n o t fo u n d ed o n reality Once again Tye been pushed too far. I feel it’s time to let the rest of the student body know about my recent experiences With Greeks on campus. What brought on this Urge to inform was a letter to the editor on Oct. 20 from Andrew Natkin. His statements about diversity are not only far from accurate, they are ludicrous. His far-fetched attempt made at proving that the Greeks are diverse in their mem­ bership fell quite a bit short. My experiences with Greeks on campus are very similar to other minority students who have made the mistake of trying to infiltrate the almost all white, conservative and affluent System. As it happens, 1 am disabled and a close friend of mine is a quadriplegic whose injury unfortunately has left him just enough ~) motor control to move his wheelchair manually, This fact is hot of much importance to most people, but to him mobility is very important. He is proud of the fact that he doesn’t use an electric wheelchair; manually traversing the campus gives him a greater sense o f freedom. How this relates to the Greeks is very interesting. Not long ago, my friend attempted to pledge some of the houses on cam­ pus. When the time came to let him know whether or not he’d been accepted, the Greeks actually told him that he would not fit in because of his inability to “run with the fraternity brothers.” Would this be another wonderful example of how they look for diversity in their membership? There certainly must be a more discrete way to weed out those whom the Greeks deem unfit and inferior, besides slapping the physically challenged in the face with their own misfortunes. God forbid that a “brother” was ever considered less than a perfect physical specimen. Should I even bother to mention what might be learned by the Greek member- Think you can write better than the columnists? H ere’s your chance to prove it. The State Press will soon beginning a new sem ester, and the E ditorial B oard is soliciting applications for opinion colum ­ nists. Applicants must be students at ASU and have opinions (The ability to describe them in print is desirable.) To apply, pick up an application at the State Press o ffices, R oom 15, M atthew s C e n te r b a s e m e n t. A p p lic a tio n s sh o u ld include writing samples if available. T h e a p p lic a tio n s d e a d lin e h as b een extended to Dec. 9. • • • • • • • • » • • Fof Charles Barkley — a clamp on that temper of his and another MVP season. For Kevin Johnson — respect. Oh yeah, and give him a new set of hamstrings, too. For the Phoenix Suns— a world championship in 1994. For the Phoenix Cardinals — a new owner and a new name. When was the last time you saw a cardinal in Arizona? For Joe Bugel — a brand new set of luggage. Better start pack­ ing, Joe. For Bill Clinton — a 60 percent approval rating and a mass outbreak of voter amnesia in 1996. For MTV — a sudden wave of parental responsibility. “Beavis' and Butt-head” just hasn’t been the same since they took out Beavis’ rantings about fire. “Fire! Fire! Huh-huh-huh!” For California residents — a stable San Andreas fault, no mud slides, wildfires, Santa Ana winds, crime, inflation,.. (Note to Santa; see Appendix A. This was a long one.) For the mall preachers ^ -relig io u s tolerance. Failing that, give ‘em a permanent case of laryngitis. For Janet Reno — a copy of the Bill of Rights. Maybe you should read it, Mrs. Reno. For David Letterman — a highway patrolman with a broken radar gun. For Jay Leno — 10 million more viewers. For John Bobbitt — a steel jockstrap. Absolutely no explana­ tion needed. *„ " 1 ? For Bosnia — peace. For Somalia— ditto. For South Korea — short life for Kim II Sung. The thought of North Korea with a nuclear bomb scares the daylights out of me. .. ’ For the Chicago Cubs — a World Series appearance sometime in the next century. For us Cub fans, 1906 was an awful long time ago. For ASU faculty — a hefty pay raise. They deserve it. For ASU pedestrians — bike-riders who don’t try to whiz down Cady Mall at 50 mph. State P ress e tte rs to th e e d ito r The Stale Press welcomes and encourages written response from our readers on any topic. AH letters mast be typed, doubte-spacetj and no longer (Mg .gaga» to be eligible for publication. Please m dttde your full name, class standing and major for any other affiliation with the University) and phone number. Only signed letters wfii be considered for publication. Requests for anonymity will be granted only with an appropriate reason. Letters are subject to editing by the opinion page editor for factual errors and print space availability. Leuers coo- I raining obvious factual errors will be rejected. Adi letters must either be brought in person with a photo LtX'to the State Press from desk in the basement o f the Matthews Center, or addressed to State Press, IS Matthews Center, Arizona State University, Tempe A riz, 85287-1502 ship if they spent time liying and socializing with people who have overcome the emotional devastation of a severe disability. But of course, when the Greeks spend so much time running with each other they aren’t left with much time for in-depth communi­ cation. It is unimaginable to me that while most of society is begin­ ning to accept and even embrace the physically challenged, the Greeks are still discriminating against individuals based on their physical ability. I hope this insight motivates the Greeks on cam­ pus to prove me wrong, My intention is not to enrage the Greek community, but to enlighten them to another point of view. If the Greeks are trying to maintain a feeling of exclusion in the rest of the student body, it certainly is working. Of course, being in a wheelchair makes it extremely difficult to trash your own frat house. Todd Key Junior, education • For Saturday Night Live «— a new set of writers. This season hasn’t quite lived up to its promise. • For the State Press — the violent and bloody overthrow of AS ASU. Long live thé oppressed proletariat student body ! • For the city of Tempe — one Christmas without the ACLU telling you to take those Christmas displays off of ‘A’ moun' tain. ' f • For Ross Perot — a better speech-writer for the next time he debates A1 Gore on national television. • For Toronto — an NBA franchise. Just stop winning the damn World Series. • For organized labor members — a Bill Clinton punching bag. While you’re at it, Santa, go ahead and drop one of these off at Bob Dole’s place. • For Rush Limbaugh — a liberal viewpoint and a much needed dose of modesty. • For John Starks — a swift kick in the butt. Of course, the next best thing would be one of Charles Barkley’s elbows planted right in his forehead. • For Phoenix — a professional baseball team. The stadium? Just charge a 50 percent Snowbird tax upon entry into Arizona. • And finally, for myself: — A winning Lotto ticket; — Phoenix Suns season tickets for life; — Readers with an open mind and a sense of humor; — And lastly, a nuclear-tipped ICBM. What can I say? I ’ve always wanted to be a nuclear power. Just check with China or Russia, Santa. They’re haying a Christmas sale. Thanks, Santa. , Merry Christmas, See you next semester. David Strow is a ju n io r journalism major. His colum ns usu­ ally appear on M ondays b u t was postponed due to Thanksgiving Break. State Press m ade ‘m o rta l’ error in le tte r to th e ed ito r Regarding my letter to the editor on Nov. 2 3 ,1 must make a correction. In the last paragraph the world “mortal” was edited to read “moral.” There is no-such thing as a “moral” sin in the doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church. .The Roman Catholic Church only acknowledges two types of sins: mortal sins and venial sins. “Mortal” sins are the sins that cause the death (ergo damna­ tion) of a human soul. To commit a mortal sin is to defy one of the Ten Commandments. On' the other hand, a “venial” sin is a sin of indulgence. A venial sin is forgivable, meriting no special censure (ergo time spent in Purgatory). The C atholic C hurch upholds the “o rig in a l” Ten Commandments, and also has six basic commandments (one deal­ ing directly with the sacrament of marriage). Within the Seven Sacraments of the Church, one sacrament (confession, penance, and reconciliation) addresses specifically the sorrow for, and the forgiveness of, sins (both mortal and venial;) T herefore, when the word “m ortal” was edited to read “moral,” the entire meaning of the last paragraph had been changed. Carol Buffone Senior, communications Editor’s Note: The State Press apologizes fo r the error. Letters to the Editor are scanned or typed into computer, and the occasional error slips past editing; the error was by no means deliberate. The State Press would like to bearfrotn you on its Sound O ff Line. Euch Monday, the opinion page will prim a question o f University or community interest, taking answers all week, 24 pours a day at 965-4287. When leaving a message, please leave your 'nanje,' major, class standing (or aaji other affiliation with the University) and a number where you can be readied. All calls will be veri­ fied, and responses will he published every Wednesday, starting September 1, Responses may % edited for length and to eliminate profanity. Sorry, the State P resi will hot grant requests for î î ' / . v * , / dl y t t < y . J t \ A , J r '* ® * . - v _ | “ Should ASU give sd io larsh ip Éo r | ly jttitio jj m onetilo athleh i::iw |p 1o ^ ia Page 6 Hubble MiG Continued from page 3. C d N T M W M H M tfl best S w ie titecwO rvt» W H "J bids to lacRaae its d m o f the world’s aims marks*. With defense spending down, it's a way (or the pilots to keep fly- edhard currency from the llialusl t' | minimiai) of two people and costs $45,000. After several days! d f'áltense tnnHng. (he pair aft toady to engage in an aerial' dogfight ■ ■ The winner gets pilots, ■ If flying is not enough, MK3s Etc offers a chive on a T -80; tank in the fields near A Petersburg. Shooting is optional. | saM EttugruL “The pacifista flM c W * great conversion and the air warriors tove it," ■T^ii#|riNi 3 WEEKS UNLIMITED TANNING Hubble scientist Edward W eiler is most afraid of the unknown: The project’s record has shown “it’s the things you didn’t prepare for that will get you.” Like so. many others at NASA, Weiler has been living with stress ever since the Hubble was found to have an improperly polished mir­ ror that blurred its vision of extremely remote objects in the universe. That discovery came two months after the 1990 launch. Besides a m irror that’s too flat along the edge, Hubble’s troubles include flapping elec­ tricity-generating solar panels, three broken gyroscopes, several failed computer memory boards, and a balky power-supply for an ultravi­ olet-light detector. “You lie awake and think of what else can go wrong,” Weiler said. “You think about it when you’re driving home, and you go talk to the engineers again. I’ve done that about 12 or 15 . times the past year.” Ü The TanLine idoor Tanaina I t Swimwear 9 6 6 -6 3 9 7 To improve their chances of success, the astronauts, flight controllers and telescope team have prepared for numerous problems that might' occur during the mission. The guidelines for these “what-ifs, thens,” as Weiler calls them, fill a stack of paper 3 feet high. “You ask me what’s gping to go wrong in orbit? Probably nothing in that plan,” Weiler said. The crew’s four spacewalkers have spent an unprecedented 400-plus hours training underwa­ ter for the outings. Experts in and outside NASA have conducted an unprecedented number Of m ission reviews. The telescope parts to be installed, especially the corrective optics, have been checked again and again. “This project has done everything that’s humanly possible to make this mission a suc­ cess,” Weiler said. “Is that enough? I’ll tell you in a couple months.” rCAMPUS-i lC o r n e r ^ 7 1 2 S . 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They were warned of trespass violations and told to leave. • A male student was contacted Wednesday afternoon at Sixth Street and Stadium Drive, where he was exercising his dog with­ out a leash. The man left after being advised of University policy. • A male student was arrested in his room at Manzanita Hall Wednesday night for possession of marijuana and drug parapher­ nalia. • Marijuana resin was seized from a room in Sonora Center Wednesday night. • A male student and a female student were contacted at Manzanita Hall Friday afternoon because police smelled marijua­ na. They were not arrested- i • Three men not affiliated with ASU were contacted in Parking Lot 49 Friday afternoon for suspicious behavior. They were advised o f alcohol, marijuana, weapons and trespass viola­ tions and told to leave. ' • A firehose case in Parking Structure 4 was dam aged Thursday afternoon by an unknown driver who backed into it with his or her vehicle. • A man not affiliated with ASU was contacted Friday after­ noon at the University Activity Center while he was scalping tick­ ets to the ASU-UofA football game. He was advised of trespass violations and the University’s ticket sales policies and told to leave. • A man not affiliated with ASU was detained for damaging three mopeds in Parking Lot S1 East early Saturday morning. • Unknown persons stole $2,000 worth of computer equipment from the Physical Science B uilding at some time betw een Wednesday and Friday . • Two men not affiliated with ASU were contacted Saturday morning outside the Sigma Chi fraternity house while they were looking in car and house windows. They left after being advised of trespass and loitering violations. • Ail identified man caused $500 worth of damage to a car parked in Lot 59 on Friday afternoon. ■ ♦ A woman not affiliated with ASU had her purse stolen at the ASU-UofA football game Friday afternoon. » Two female students were arrested for underage possession of alcohol Saturday afternoon at Palo Verde East. • A female student’s 1987 N issan was burglarized in the Towers parking structure Sunday morning. Damage to the car is estimated at $150 and the burglary losses total $1,070. • A man not affiliated with ASU was arrested for misconduct involving weapons Sunday night at Parking Lot 60. Tempe police reported the follow ing incidents Monday: • An unknow n suspect fired a .45 caliber handgun a t a T em pe D ISCO NIGHT EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT 1.75 DRINKS! apartment early Monday morning. Fired from Outside, two bullets lodged in an exterior brick Walk and two entered the apartment through a window. Of the latter two bullets, one exited the apart­ ment through the opposite wall, while the other lodged in the arm of a sofa, barely missing a 9-year-old girl who was sleeping there. She was not injured. Shell casings were recovered outside the apartment, and police have no suspects. • Three Tempe boys, ages 14,16 and 17, were arrested after an auto theft spree on Saturday and Sunday. They stole a Jeep Cherokee Saturday in Phoenix and attempted to steal a Suburban and a van in Tempe on Sunday, but were interrupted by the vehi­ cles’ owners. They fled each time, but were finally spotted by an officer in an apartment complex while they were looking for another car lo steal. The officer followed them as they drove aWay in the original stolen Jeep, and they were arrested without inci­ dent. • A 32-year-old Chandler man is listed in serious condition at Scottsdale Memorial Hospital after a traffic accident Saturday evening. While driving on Price Road, the man accidentally ran his Harley Davidson into the rear of a 23-year-old woman’s Chevy Cavalier as she cut in front of him. The woman was not injured, but the man received massive head injuries since he was not wearing a helmet. Police action; is pending further investiga­ tion. • Five Mesa men and one Chandler man, with ages ranging from 23 to 45 years, were arrested Wednesday night near 1900 E. Apache Blvd. after each separately solicited acts of prostitution from a female undercover officer. • An 18-year-old Tempe man was arrested after displaying a .22 caliber semiautomatic pistol and threatening two other men during an argument. • An 18-year-old Tempe man was arrested for endangerment early Sunday morning after police discovered he had thrown a fist-sized rock at a passing pickup truck, shattering the driver-side rear window and almost hitting the driver and a passenger. • A 21-year-old Phoenix woman was arrested last Monday night after she fought w ith another woman over a mutual boyfriend; During the argument, she threw a rock through a win­ dow at the woman’s apartment and punched her. She left, then returned about an hour later and snuck into the apartment through a window, unplugged the phone and held the woman captive with a butcher knife. She was charged with aggravated assault, crimi­ nal damage and criminal trespass. An extremely drunk 22-year-old Tempe man was arrested for criminal trespass after he walked in the front door of a man’s apartment and went into the bathroom Friday night. The second man said he didn’t know the first man and didn’t invite him into his apartment. Compiled by State Press reporter M axwell Higgins. 1 MONTH *34.951! 9:30 pm-1:00 a m The TknLine -jdoorTaaniM k Swimwear 705 S. 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The shuttle is scheduled to blast off at 3 a.m. Wednesday and will consist of at least five spacewalks during its 11 -day mission. “The manned space mission is really excited about the mission because its really going to give them the chance to go out there and show that they are capable of working in space in a very real way,” Hester said. “I think this is by far the most ambitious shut­ tle flight to date.” ~" \ Jf The spacewalks will attempt to repair the spherical aberration — the result o f an improperly shaped mirror -— which led to the Hubble’s smeared images. “The mirror itself is still a very good mirror — it’s just not the right shape,” said Hester, an assistant physics professor. Hester works with data from the Width Pic, or the Wide Field Planetary Camera, the most-used and most important of the five instruments on the Hubble telescope. He studies explosions, ener­ gy releases and shock waves to learn more about how stars inter­ act with gasses that surround them. After five years o f engineering and another three years of searching for a way to fix the fuzzy images from the troubled Hubble, Hester said he is anxious to start getting data. “There was still a lot o f good' science that you could do, but the bottom line is that the-image quality formed by the telescope was not what we expected it to be,” Hester said. Another instrument, the High Speed Photometer, will b e replaced w ith thé COSTAR, the C orrective O ptics ¿Space Telescope Axial Replacement. This device will hold little correc­ tive optics in front of three other instruments — the Faint Object .) Camera and the two spectrographs — allowing them to take clear- ; ly focused images. “It’s kind of like putting up eyeglasses on them,” Hester said. : “You put the correction in and now the telescope is able to make imagés that are as good as they were supposed to be in the first place.” / Hester has worked on the science teams for both Width Pics for a total of eight years. 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Mill Ave. • Downtown Tempe • 966-2020 St a t e P r ess Page 9 Tuesday, November 30,1993 Public restrooms to be added to downtown Tempe Officials hope to meet needs of weekend crowds B y J a so n H il l S t a t e P r ess Soon, weekend revelers yearning to relieve themselves on Mill Avenue won’t have to dash under bushes and fear police citations, according to city officials. Tempe police public information officer Al Taylor said the police department is hopeful that permanent public restrooms will alleviate the num ber o f m isdeam anor charges routinely issued over the weekends. The city plans to create a permanent public restroom within the next three months, followed by three other similar restrooms in the future, according to Terry Day, community develop­ ment director. “My staff is aware of the public restroom problems associated with Mill Avenue,” Day said. T he c ity has granted the Com m unity Development Department $100,000 for the con­ struction of the first site, and estimates by con­ tractors are now being accepted, according to Day. Mark Vinson, senior planner for community development. Said the first permanent public restroom w ill appear behind The Spaghetti Company directly south of Hayden Square. -“ The design of the facility wilt be harmo- nious with the contemporary structure of other Tempe buildings,” Vinson said. “The actual building will be constructed of non-transparent glass and will glow at night.” Vinson said the public restrooms will include three urinals and one toilet in the men’s facility. The women’s restroom will contain four toilets. It has not yet been determined whether the facil­ ity will be open 24 hours. “We hope that if people get the urge and don’t want to go through a bar, they can go there,” Day said. Linda Sanidad, a junior anthropology major, said she is glad the city is adding public restrooms to Mill Avenue because she considers it a h assle to ask restau ran ts to use th eir restrooms. Sanidad Said several European cities offer public restrooms for visitors and residents. Mary Dickerson, a junior art major, also said she believes the downtown area lacks a suffi­ cient amount o f public restrooms for the citi­ zens. “They need some decent facilities and not these porta-aides,” Dickerson said. But Daniel Clark, a junior biology major, said the city should not spend any additional money to construct permanent public restrooms because the current system is fine. îiü R M iK a is s m m M ifvtRaRaM Psa»»«! irb ife sa z M tlllB h im K 'M i v a » :« se m i * • 813 C o u rte s y o f t h e C ity o f T e m p e The City of Tempe has granted the Community Development Department $100,000 to construct a permanent public restroom facility on Mill Avenue whose design corresponds to the contem­ porary structure of other Tempe buildings. Mark Vinson, senior planner-for community develop­ ment, said the restroom s will be built of non-transparent g lass and will “glow at n ig ht” Som ething to read w ithout using a highlighter. P artners In Health Do you or does someone you know have recurrent ¿old Sores? N ew M ulticenter Treatm ent Trials Under w a y There is a clinical trial under w ay to evaluate a new anti-viral cream . C all the number below for more information.* Eligible participants: • are students 18 years old or over • have a history of recurrent cold sores The study requires: • a 5-day treatm ent course with cream • clinic visits on days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7 • blood drawn a t screen and day 5 There is no cost to participants. C a ll 965-1237 for Information about the Cold Sore Study. HOURS: MON.-WED.-FRI. 8-5 TUES.-THURS. 9-5 INFORMATION LINE: 965-3346 All students are eligible for services. Fees may apply. ASH Student Health Just south of the University Bridge . on Palm W a lk Com ics Calvin St a t e P r ess Tuesday, November 30,1993 Page 10 and Hobbes by BUI Watterson By G A R Y LA R S O N fèep * 'Arlckful eye. b o ys.. There's only o n e I wa y outii Ihis jo int dnd jsverr oneofitim wmints Ihntiin' ------------- * Calvin and Hobbes fOO MEAN \T£ BEDTIME AND '(00’ HMEHT ENE.N STARTED WRITING toWR. 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Teen heartthrob Joey Lawrence of “Blossom” rode aboard an American Lung Association float Among other celebrities were Mickey Rooney, Lou Rawls, Beau Bridges, supermodel Kathy Ireland, Brian Austin Green of “Beverly Hills, 90210,” A1 Lewis of the “The Munsters” and Jaleel White, Who plays nerdy Steve Urkel on “Family Matters.” INDIANAPOLIS (APj — David Letterman, Who has racked up his share of speeding tickets, dreams about putting his love for fast Cars and the Indianapolis 500 into high gear by bankrolling an Indy car racing team. “It’s a sihall dream of mine,” he told the Indianapolis News. “I don’t know if it will ever come to fruition, but (racing) is the ohe area outside of broadcasting in Which I have a professional inter­ est.” ' 1 >. The 46-year-old “Late Night” talk show host, an Indiana native, is a lifelong auto racing fan. He often jokes about the traf­ fic tickets he’s accumulated commuting to work in New York from his Connecticut home. BOULDER, Colo. (AP) — Grunge rockers Pearl Jain pulled out of a concert just hours before showtime in a dispute With security forces over how to handle “moshing,” the rowdy, highcontact dancing common at their shows. The band led by singer Eddie Vedder postponed the last of three sold-out concerts Sunday at the University of Colorado, angry about crowd cbntrol measures at the two previous shows. At the end of Saturday’s Set, band members began criticizing stage security, complaining that fans were being treated too roughly. Campus police received com plaints about moshing at a Cypress Hill concert last month and planned to eject moshers at future shows. But by Friday evening, the university agreed to a plan that has worked in Europe. Fans directly in front of the stage, where moshing takes place, were corralled to minimize the impact on the rest of the crowd. The show will be rescheduled elsewhere in the area in March. The roughly 4,000 ticketholders can use their tickets then or obtain a refund. INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — To become a successful comedian. Will Miller of “Nick at Nite” put his day job to work for him. Miller, a therapist, psychoanalyzes classic TV. shows for Nickelodeon. Before his breakthrough, he had to abandon his stand-up comic facade. : “I was working as a therapist during the day, dealing with psychotics and crack addicts, ami stand-up comedy didn’t seem that important anymore,” he said. “So I stopped trying so hard on stage.” Milter, 44, who holds four graduate degrees and runs a corpo­ rate retreat center near North W ebster, insists his analytical assessments, while done for humor, are “technically accurate.” His diagnoses include: • “Leave It To Beaver”: “It’s really a window on the white psyche. I’m positive Beaver emerged into his teens with bad depression, since he’d been on the wrong end of sibling rivalry for so long.” • “Gilligan’s Island”: “It’s really a show about human anger and rage. Here’s a young man who, through his own ineptitude, essentially destroyed the lives of six other people,” • “The Brady Bunch”: “That was a real period piece, very much of its time. I’m convinced it got us through the Vietnam War era. It had a message o f reconciliation, that people of differ­ ent backgrounds could work together. That was an important healing message for the time.” y4CrCOMPUTER CORNER m m m Q. Bat, where do I start with MULTIMEDIA on my computer. A. Start with software, it w ill tell you what hardware it requires. For example; a MUSIC composition program will require a SOUND card and probably a MIDI interface to plug in an ELECTRONIC keyboard. To create an ANIMATED feature you may need a GRAPHICS TABLET, a SOUND card, and a MICROPHONE. However, you m ay need a' faster GRAPHICS card for smoother looking ANIMATION or a better quality SOUND card to play fine sounding MUSIC. 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Garner set the 1993 Pac-10 season recced for kills in a game when she collected 34 against New Mexico. The S-foot-8 Schuster was seventh in the conference in digs with 3.54 dpg. Loss to UofA too m uch for bowl officials to overlook B y S h a u n R achau S tate P ress M en’s swimming signs prospect Toby Wilcox has signed a national let­ ter o f intent to study and swim at ASU, C oach E rnie M aglischo announced Monday. Wilcox, a native of Hermiston, Che., is the defending Oregon state champion in the SO and 100-yard freestyle. He Was selected as an All-America after posting times of 20,75 seconds and 45.74 seconds in those events, respectively. "T oby is one o f the prem iere hig h school sw im m ers in th e co u n try ," Maglischo said. “He is a great clutch per­ former and will certainty bolster our sprint relays, not re mention he is an excellent student. He is die kind o f athlete coaches (beam about.” W aldrop to have su rg ery UofA nose guard Rob W aldrop will undergo arthroscopic surgery Wednesday to repair tom cartilage in his left kaae but may recover in time to play in the Fiesta Bowl Team orthopedic m rgtan B a Hfitwraajjg performed a magnetic resonance imaging w t Monday and prescribed the nuMremjiv e surgery. H e also said he expects Waidnop to suit up for the New Year's Day game between No. 8 Miami and the No. 17 . Wildcats. x Waldrop a f*-foot-2 275-pound senior, was a first-team All-America last year, when he had 55 tackles, including 10 sacks and 12 others behind the line of scrim^ajuuMk'. ■ , -l »■ T his year, W aldrop had 53 tackles, eight ssklkv and six other tackles for loss before injuring faw knee in the first half of A risona’t 34-20 victory ov er ASU on . ftlday. Warriors’ injury woes continue * T he G olden • S ta te - W arriors sa id Monday an examination by team doctors confirmed Chris Webber sprained his left ankle will be sidelined fcuMWMiy, W ebber sprained bis ankle during Sunday night's game in Detroit when he fell over Piston B ill Laim beer X-rays showed uo break " H is statu s is day to d a y ," team spokesman David Hatfield smd. Webber, a star rookie who missed most of the NBA exhibition season because of an-appendectomy o n Oct, 6, injured the Spme ankle during training cam p and massed Golden State's first two games, Webber's sprained ankle was yet anoth­ er setback for the Warriors Guards Tim Hardaway and S annus Marciulionis are ant for the season w t t figured knees and C h ris M nllm h a s n 't played this y ear because of a hand « to y . Hamitren said Monday that Mullin is expected re return in about two weeks N F L Roundup San Diego 31, Indianapolis 0 NBA R o u n d u p . . San Antonio 102, Milwaukee 95 LA Clippers 118. New Jersey 94 Indiana 105, Sacramento 103 N H L Ku n d W f! I Hartford 4, Ottawa 2 Buffalo 3, Toronto Q Dallas 6, Edmonton 5, OT Vancouver 2, Chicago 1. OT l - Compiledfrom siqftcm d AP reports 1 .....’ ■ ' ........:■■■ .... C raig M a c n a u g h to n /S ta te P r e s s Sun Devil com erback Craig Newsom throws away som e tape a s He w alks off the field after ASU’s 34-20 lo ss to rival UofA. The lo ss w as the last game of the Sun D evils’ seaso n a s no bowls offered ASU an invitation. For the sixth straight year, the Sun Devil football team will enjoy a long winter break rather than spending their vacation preparing themselves for a bowl game. Alamo Bowl officials chose California as the Pac-10 representative that will face Iowa in the first annual New Year’s Eve bowl game broadcast nationally on ESPN, even though ASU finished in a fourth-place tie in the con­ ference with the Golden Bears at 4-4. But ASU’s 34-20 loss to UofA Friday night, coupled with Cal’s 42-18 thumping of Hawaii late Saturday, brought the Sun Devils hopes of playing in a bowl game with a 6-5 record to an immediate halt. “It really doesn’t matter whether 1 agree or not,” Coach Bruce Snyder said. “I knew that if you end up in a tie it is up to a bowl committee and it is a flip o f a coin. Then it’s politics, finances, image and a lot of different things.” Despite Cal’s 8-4 record and three-game winning streak, ASU officials believed it was still a legitimate contender for the Alamo Bowl because the Sun Devils beat the Golden Bears 41-0 earlier this month. However, Cal was without a healthy Dave Barr at quarterback and the Golden Bears are 8-0 when Barr starts. The Sun D evils w ere also snubbed by Copper Bowl representatives when they chose Wyoming to play in the Dec. 29 bowl game at Arizona Stadium in Tucson. There was specu­ lation ASU would land an at-large berth after W yoming beat San D iego State Saturday, knocking the Aztecs out of bowl consideration because they failed to win six games against Division I opponents. Snyder said the team is disappointed that their season is over, but he is proud the team put themselves in position to be considered for a bowl game after a horrid 2-4 start. “I’ve found that’s it’s difficult to put into words because it was almost like we had two d iffe ren t seasons — much like the game T u r n t o B ow ls , page 13. Johnson to leave ASU in December Ju n io r g u ard w ill take tim e off, re tu rn to Bay A rea B y J ulie R euvers S tate P ress ASU basketball player Stacey Johnson has decided to forego the 1993-94 season and leave ASU afte r the conclusion o f the cu rren t semester. “Right now I’m going home at Christmas break and then I’m just going to take some time off,” Johnson said Monday. “I’m going to look (at different schools) when I get home because I haven’t really even thought about that.” ., Johnson, a 5-foot-9 junior who led the team in scoring last year with 14.2 points per game, did not disclose specific reasons for her decision to leave. “I didn’t leave here just so I could transfer,” she said. “I ju st left here because I w asn’t happy.” Johnson’s departure comes on the heels o f a coaching change in the women’s basketball pro­ gram. First-year head coach Jacqueline Hullah replaced M aura McHugh in June.-M cH ugh resigned due to a difference in opinion over bud­ get m atters w ith A thletic D irector C harles Harris. “We have a situation where there’s a new coach, a new philosophy, a new style and she’s not happy,” Hullah said of Johnson. “And I real­ ly think that with all kids, you’ve got four years to play the game and if you love the game — then transfer, “She’s not adapting to what w e’re doing. She’s bringing a negative attitude and she’s dragging the other kids down. So 1 think it’s best for her and it’s best for the team to make the change.” ' After averaging 31.2 minutes of playing time * ASU junior guard Stacey Johnson h as decided to leave ASU at the end or tne sem ester, ly touted recruit out of Antioch, C alif., Johnson w as the only Sun Devil ever to be named to the Pac-10 All-Freshm an squad. in 27 games last season, Johnson saw limited time in the team ’s season opener against the Australian National Team Nov. 18. In the team’s second exhibition game against the Portland Saints Nov. 21, Johnson played a little over 11 minutes. She scored four points, grabbed nine rebounds and had three steals, “It (leaving) had been on my mind,” Johnson said. “Then it reached the point that I wanted to leave;” Hullah recruited Johnson out of high school . Turn t o J o h n so n , page 13. Page 12 S ta te P ress Tuesday, November 30,' 1993 Spikers seeded 3rd in West ÁSU hosts w inner o f UofA, Lamar m atchup at hom e B y P aul M atthews State P ress In its quest for a national title, the ASU vol­ leyball team, seeded third in the West Region of the NCAA Women’s Volleyball Championship, will have to do battle with the likes of No. 1 UCLA, No. 16 Arizona, No, 6 Stanford and No. 4 Brigham Young University. That, said ASU Coach Patti Snyder, won’t be a problem. “Our expectation is to be in the Final Four,” she said. That isn’t to say the Sun Devils wouldn’t p refer to be in a w eaker bracket, like the Northwest. Third-ranked Long Beach State is the only top-10 team in that region. But ASU won’t have the luxury of moving and will stay in the West region where they Will have a first-round bye before hosting the winner of UofA and Lamar at the University Activity Center on Sunday. Snyder called it “pathetic” that the Sun Devils might have to face rival UofA in its first match of the Tournament, despite the fact that the tournament field was expanded to 48 teams this year from the 32 that competed last yean "It’s kind of fitting isn’t it?” Snyder said of playing the W ild cats, who the Sun D evils already beat twice this season. She believes the Tournament would be better served if the NCAA set up the brackets so that the earlier rounds would match up schools from different conferences. The way the West region is set up now, the Sun Devils could advance all the way to the Final Four Without playing a single team outside of the Pac-10. “I guess that attests to the strength of the Pac-10 this year,” she said. Munching on a celebration dinner of chicken wings in the basketball lounge of the University Activity Center Sunday night, the ASU volley­ ball team erupted in cheers as the NCAA Selection Committee announced the Sim Devils selection into the tournament. Sophomore outside hitter Christine Gamer said she expected the first-round bye but was a little disappointed at having so many Pac-10 teams in the same bracket, “I don’t think it’s fair, but what I think is obviously different than what they (NCAA Selection Committee) think,” she said. Junior setter Tiffannie Johnson didn’t mince words about her thoughts on a possible rematch against UofA. “We’ll smoke UofA,” she said. She said she hadn’t seen BYU play yet this year but was sure that the Sun Devils could beat them as well. Another peculiarity in this year’s selection is that Stanford and UCLA are in the same brack­ et. The two powerhouses each have byes in the first round and should they both win their sec­ ond-round matches, they will meet in the third round in a rematch o f last year’s championship in which Stanford beat the Brains to win the national title. “That’S just a strange idea,” Johnson said to have either Stanford or UCLA eliminated so early in the playoffs. But for now, the Sun Devils are concentrat­ ing on their first match. They won’t practice again until Wednesday, the same day that UofA and Lamar square off in Tucson. “You prepare for the battle,” Snyder said. “The one good thing about Arizona is we will have a good crowd.” First Bound* Second Bound* Regionale* D e ce m b e r 1 D ece m b e r 4 o r 5 D e ce m b e r 9-1 2 *UGLA (28-1) ’Host institution First and second-round & regional matches will be played on the campus of one of the participating institutions. S t a t e P r e s s C ro ssw o rd s - G o a h e a d ...d o th e m in ink. f e t t e r to g a n t a C o n te st/ H o. H o. H o. It’s that tim e o f y ear again! C hristm as is sneaking u p on us ... b efo re y ou know it, S an ta w ill be w iggling dow n yo u r chim ney and filling y o u r hom e w ith , g ifts o f jo y (if you've b een g o o d and if you still believe in S anta C la u s ! ) . A nyw ay, w e are having o u r an n u al “L etters to S anta C ontest.” A ll you have to do is w rite a le tter to Santa. It can b e funny, creative, political, so cially correct, sad, touching, senseless, inane, insane, colorful, vivid, co ld ... you get the m essage. 9. You get a discount on classified ads. 8. You have a place to keep your books between classes. 7. You can watch Lattie's Dog chase reporters around the newsroom. 6. You get paid. 5. You get a cool press pass. 4. You can get into the fair free with same cool press pass. 3. Your m other will be proud of you. 2. Unlimited supply of bird cage lining. 1. No orangutans allowed. The State Press is now hiring for the fall sem ester. Applications can be picked up in the Matthews Center basem ent. T h e fo U o w in g p o s itio n s a r e a v a ila b le : Managing Editor City Editor Assistant City Editor News Editor Opinion Page Editor Copy Chief 1 Photo Editor Assistant Photo Editor Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Magazine Editor Assistant Magazine Editor Reporter Sports Reporter Magazine Reporter Columnist Artist/Cartoonist Photographer Copy Editor Graphic Artist Deadline for editor applications is Thursday, Dec. 2, a t noon. Deadline for all other positions is Wednesday, Dec. 8, a t noon. T h ere w ill b e th ree w inners. W e w ill aw ard a $25 cash prize to th e first p la ce w inner, a $15 din in g g ift certificate to the seco n d p lace w in n er an d a special coffee m u g to the third p lace w inner. A ll en tries w ill be p u b lish e d in the D ecem b er 7 State Press. T h e th ree w inners w ill have th e ir letters p u blished in large type, large en o u g h to c u t o u t an d m ag n et to th e fridge as a jo y o u s rem in d er o f th e festive season, n o t to m ention large en o u g h to c u t o u t ex tra co p ies an d give to everyone you know. D u st o ff y o u r keyboards, sh arp en y o u r pencils and begin y o u r letters today. T h is is y o u r ch an ce to (finally) tell y o u r p aren ts th a t y ou “g o t p ublished.” B rin g y o u r typew ritten letter to the State Press, M atthew s C en ter B asem ent by n o o n W ednesday, D ecem b er 1. In clu d e y o u r nam e, phone Dumber and A S U ID #. S tudents an d staff a re encouraged to enter. (Ho. Continued from page 11. while coaching at Dartmouth University and said that there will be no. hard feelings between her and Johnson. She plans to help Johnson in any way to make the move a positive one. “We very much had felt as a coaching staff that when you come in to a transition you have to be sensitive to the fact that the kids didn’t choose us — likewise we didn’t choose them,” Hullah Said. “In a year o f transition you need to compromise, but there is always a line. “As a coaching staff, we’ve made some compromises to try to adjust to the kids on the team, but they need to meet us halfway.” Johnson was ASU’s top scorer in 10 games last season and led the squad in assists in seven contests. In 1991, she became the first Sun Devil ever to be named to the Pac-10 All-Freshman squad. She scored in double figures six times in her freshman season. A 1991 graduate of Antioch High School in Antioch, Calif., Johnson averaged 27 points and seven rebounds a game as a senior. She was the 1991 all-east Bay Area Player-of-the-Year as well as the all-Northern California Player-of-the-Year. Also an honorable mention all-America pick by USA Today, Johnson eclipsed the 40-point barrier twice in high school. against UofA when we had two different halves,” Snyder said, “I’m disappointed, but I’m tremendously impressed that this team fought its way out of what looked like a real dead end. “There’s a mixed group of feelings there that are opposite of each other about the same group of people.” otate Press You don't even have to take notes. DON'T LEAVE ASU BROKE! CASH BOOKS FOR 10% Gift Certificate on all buy-backs over $ 3 0 .0 0 7 0 4 S . C o lleg e A v en u e ■ 9 6 6 - 6 2 2 6 One block North of ASU -W Mon.-Th. 8-7:30, Fri. 8-5, Sat. 9-5, Sun. 11-5 C lassified s N otice to our readers: Before responding to any advertisement requesting money be sent or invested, you may wish to investigate the company and offer. The State Press cannot assume responsibility for die validity o f the offers advertised in our classified section. For more information and assistance regarding the mvestigatian of an advertisement, please contact the Better Business Bureau at 264-1721. ANNOUNCEMENTS DRIVER NEEDED to drive car from Phoenix to North Utah(Logan). Call 582-9275 for info. WEIGHT LOSS- Can you lose 20 lbs. between now & X-mas? Yes! Call me now at 351-8617. ★ ★ AM A ★ ★ End of se m e s te r party) Friday, D ecem ber 3rd, S l8 /co u p le, *10 single • O ld Chicago. Call D an W., 894-1228 o r 482-6536 fo r re serv atio n s. APARTMENTS APARTMENTS $193 SPECIAL, first mo„ 1 & 2 bd apt, fum. Indry. Jacob, 8445900, pager 389-7571. ASU AREA 1 bedroom apta. $300 not including util. 829-1963 or 966-8838. ■BD. IBA; walk to ASU. P o o l spas, laundry. On Umvenity bet­ ween Rural & McClintock. Quad­ rangles Village. Call Todd at 9666473. BEAUTIFUL, VERY quiet and safe, 2 large bedrooms near ASU, pool, laundry. 966-4797. BEAUTIFUL LARGE I & 2 bed­ rooms. Walk to ASU. PooL laundty room. On East 8th Street bet­ ween Rural & McClintock. Cape Cod Apaitments, 968-5238. A p ach e Terrace I bedroom , 1 bath available January 1st C a llfo r reservations now! 1123 E. Apache 968-6383 HOW WOULD you like to live in R esid en tial L ife sy stem fo r Spring? Call 784-0940 SUBLET BIG 2 bed/2 bath apt lo­ cated next to pool/laundry in nice complex. 5 rain, bike to ASU. For mote info 921-3098 leave mes­ sage__________________ _____ UTILITIES PAID - 1 & 2 bdrms Mill A Broadway. Fool, pie- teasing. 829-RENT. _______ ___ THERE ARE only 4 mote issues of die Stale Press this semester! HOMES FOR RENT 4BD W/POOL, nenwly renovat­ ed. 4 m iles fro m cam pus, SIOOQImonth, 649-5150. LARGE 4-5 bd house, pool. AZ room, 2 c ar garage, w /d, dish­ washer etc. $995 Broadway/McClintock 437-1048 STUDIO FOR rent. $300/mo util inch Tim 894-0288, TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR RENT RENTAL g H A R IN G ^ ^ ^ 2BD 2BA Condo for unit, walk to ASU* all app, w /d, d/w , avail now. Call John 940-7438 F SMOKER from M inneapolis seeking apt to share approx 1/1. Call days AHssa 612-870-9441. TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR SALE CHEAPER THAN ient*2bd con­ do. 37 th S t & Ind. Sch. f/p. $27,600. 261-0090(owner agent) 3BD 2BA, patio, w/d, totally ren­ ovated. 44th/Broadway. No pets. $450.965-2325,786-6481 FEMALE GRAD student to share clean spacious townhome Smin bike to ASU. Pvt bdrm & bth, grg space 250 +1/3 util. 967-1050 CONDO 2BD, 2ba, fjp, all major appliances included, $700/m o Questa Vida. 921-3944. FEM A LE TO share 3bd 2ba house. Easy bike to ASU. $160 + 1/3 util. 966-0896 QUESTA VIDA - 1 mile from ASU. 2bd, 2ba, w/d, pool, sau­ na. Interested? 921-3944. HAYDEN SQ U A R E 2bd 2ba, w/d, available 1/20, all amenities, $800.708-852-1978 ROOM S FOR RENT M ISCELLANEOUS F O R S A ^ ^ ^ FEMALE: 3 b d 2ba house w/pool $ 192/mo + 1/3 utilities. 68th/Thomas. Clean reliable. Jill 990-2292 M ICROW AVE $40. C all 7840860 HAYDEN SQUARE 3 bedroom, available 1-1-94 9406026 PAPAGO PARK I, lbd, lba for tent, many upgrades, available December 1, Ken, 953-6203. TEMPE/ASU/SKY HARBOR 1 bd w/d pool $360 year lease avail early Dec. 894-1911 RENTAL S M R IN G _ = = _ _ cuuftfitM wom TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR SALE_______________ Buy of the W eek I BLOCK from ASU, 2bd, 2ba, need 1-2 M/F to share 1 bd, lba. $270, util incl. 966-4788. j M /F TO re n t room in house; $270. F ree u tils , a ll am entics,furnished. JC 273-0309 eves. | No qualifying, poolside pondo, $81,500. Bob Bullock • Realty Exec. 998-2992 NICE 2 bd, 1 ha Papago Park Viilage. Call Gruender Properties, Inc. for info, 840-9518. M ORRO W SN O W BO A RD , brand new, not drilled. Must Sell - $300 obo. 443-3920. FURNITURE 2 BLU E couches, $300, great cond., end & coffee tables; twin sz water bed, $100. Make an off­ er. John 929-0774 free delivery. CAN YOU help me? I must sell everything in A pt. by Dec I7> Prices negotiable 968-2208. EVERYTHING MUST go, entire condo full o f furniture for sale. Reasonable prices, 921-3944. FURNITURE SOFA SET* dinette, bed, futon, day bed, entertainm ent center,; dresser. Cheapi. 352-7249. Stata Preti CUtifflidi 96S-67ÎS C O M P U ||j« _ IBM ANNOUNCES new computers and printers for students, faculty, and staff at special dis­ counts. Visit the IBM display at the Student Book Center, 704 Col­ lege. MAC CLASSIC II w/Stylewriter printer, $700. Call Matt at 5454027. Sr/ Page 14 State P ress Tuesday, November 30,1993 JEWELRY TRAVEL ALWAYS BUYING jewelry. Inclu.: gold, ster, pearls, antiques, gems, etc. Rare Lion, 921 S Mill Ave, Tempe Center 968-6074 IN-HOUSE TRAVEL: "Let us get you outahere." Lowest fares. Wholesale Asia & Europe. Free d e liv e ry . 7 d ay s-H rs vary. G roups w elcom e. Andy: 8670548 M O T O R C Y C L E S" YAMAHA SCOOTER Reva 180, 5000 m iles. C leanest around, $1300 obo. 968-7413. HELP WANTEDGENERAL A/PDEPT TOMASSO & Cannondale road bikes. W hite w / black. Look., Schim ano 105, Suntour GPX. $600 ea o r both $1000. Tony PG# 340-6757 TRAVEL AIRLN TKTS FREE couriers needed, outrageous int'l trips, PTG 310-426-7677 #1 l l CRUISE SPRING Break from LA to Mexico on Princess from $516 4 days all inclusive. Call Judy -967-7855. DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places world­ wide. I also buy transferable coupons/awaids. 968-7283. IN-HOUSE TRAVEL: "Let us get you outahere." Low est a ir fares available. Still room for Xmas. 7-days hours vary. Free tkt delivery. Call 868-0548 ONE-WAY JAN 16 from New­ ark NJ to Phx $150 Obo. 9290774 Data entry operator needed for large co. in Scottsdale. Must have good m ath , o ral and w ritin g skills. Heavy vendor/store phone contact, 10-Key by touch. Lotus/WordPerfect helpful. Profes­ sional appearance. Temp to perm position. $8/hr on staff. Call Gail Stivers Tem porary Personnel. 264-4582. ARE YOU trying to pay off your credit card bill? Need extra cash? The ASU Telefund is hiring now fo r w inter break positions. If you're enthusiastic about ASU and want a great part time job for the holidays aril today! $5/hr + bonus. 965-6754. ARTLOVERS! $5-20/hr. earning potential for phone reps selling tix pkgs to Phx Symphony! Immed openings, p/t Sun 3-9; 30pm , M -Th 5:307:30pm. 277-7291 ext 315: ATTENTION ALL majors: In­ ternship for Summer. O ffers 3 upper division credits, chance to build resume, $3000 saved. Stud­ ents will relocate, Min. 2.5 GPA. 894-5283 BETACAM SHOOTER oppor­ tunity w/w/o equipment. Inno­ vative exercise video fo r 50+ market (your parents & grand­ p a re n ts). P ro d u ced by ASU Alumni.e Demo tape reqrd. Call Stash or Norma, (602) 984-8310. CHEVRON STATION in Scot­ tsdale. P/t, flexible hrs, island attendant. Mr. Martin, 941-8899. CREATIVE WITTY perspn(s) needed for Christmas kiosks at 3 valley malls, Christown, Az Ctr. Scottsdale Fashion Sq. Must have neat printing, we personalize, this jo b is fun. $5+com m ., full/pt. 839-4952 for interview. AUTOMOBILES W**0mM6 2¿¿V 0 % Sw/ad a v in g s c h e c k US out 2 6 9 -5 6 4 0 . > ^^1 3623 W . Low er Buckeye Rd. pust off 1-10) a HELP WANTEDGENERAL DEFUSCO IND. Supply needs p/t help afternoons & evenings. $5-7/hr. Looking for hard work­ ing, ambitious individuals. Start today Call Dave, 966-5765. PT RbUTE d riv e r to service stuffed toy vending machines. $5.50/hr + mileage. N eed own vehicle & clean MVR. 649-1410. H A RK IN S FA SH IO N Square Theaters is currently looking for asst managers to work evenings. Starting wage $5.50. Apply in person: 7014 E Camelback Road. W aitress & b arb ack needed. Must be able to work over X-mas bteak. Apply in person between 12 & 3 pm daily . SW corner Scottsdale & McDowell Rds. H O ,H O , H O ! STUDENTS!! THE STATE Press needs an offcampus delivery driver to begin delivering the daily State Press on January 18 at 5am. The successful candidate will have his/her own vehicle, be dependable as a Rolex watch, be flexible and win have references. Tins is a Monday-Friday commitment for die entire se­ mester with no exceptions. D ie job generally takes from 5am to 8am d a ily ... so m etim es le ss, sometimes more depending on the size of the paper. You must not have any 7:40 classes. Proof o f in­ surance is mandatary. Think you have what it takes to do this im­ portant job? Want to make decent money? Call Jackie Eldridge to­ day, 965-6555. D o it npw; D ie position will be filled quickly. A great chance to develop sales experience & valuable job skills while a student We offer a pleas­ ant, professional, non-smoking environm ent. Be a com m uni­ cations specialist and enjoy the challenges of fundraising for non profit organizations. Baseline & M ill Contact Mary Jo, 752-8140. VALET PARKING attendants for holiday season & beyond, 3-4 nights/week, day shifts also avail, average $5-7/h r iricl tips. Must have no more than 1 traffic ticket last 3yrs; be at least 20yrs old; willing to drive to Central Phoe­ nix, PV & Scottsdale. 861-9384. Want to more than coal in your stocking? Do something for ASU as w ell make some money for yurself. ASU Telefund is hiring p/t employees. $5/hr + insentive bonus plan. Call now 965-6754. MODELS/ACTORS, LOCAL ad agency seeks M/F, all types, for Spring catalog. Pays $1000+. No exp necessary. 602-266-6537. NEED 80 people now , train w /ourcb. t o earn $5K/mo. in 94. PA avail. 966-8799. NEEDED: COLLEGE students to work FT/PT, flex hrs, earn up to $12/hr, no exp nec, will train contact Scott 649-8310 •$ 8 /H R GUARANTEED W AGE T O START •PART-TIM E & FU U TIME SHIFTS •VERY FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES (9 0 -3 5 H o u r W e e k ly ) HELP WANTEDSALES 95& 0100 HELP WANTEDSALES DEFUSCO IND. Supply needs p/t help afternoons & evenings. $5-7/hr. Looking for hard work­ ing, ambitious individuals: Start today. Call Dave, 966-5765. HELP WANTEDCLERICAL CASHIER, OFFICE help com­ puter experience a plus, pt/ft, 10 key, M-Sat. Chris 893-6884. HELP WANTEDF O O D SERVICE city o f scottsdale recreation division ACCEPTING APPLICADONS for drivers & counter help. Earn up to $8 per hour at Sammy B's Pizza. 945-8850. JOHNNY ROCKETS COACHES & OFFICIALS Boys Girls Basketball Basketball $6.36 - $8.49 per hour "Auditioning" food servers. Fash­ ion Square Mali, apply in person. 423-1505 MERCURY’S ULTIMATE Deli/ Cosmic Pizza now hiring deli clerks, flyer distributors, experi­ enced pizfea m akers, de liv e ry drivers & managers. AH shifts. Apply: 1523 E. Apache BlVd. M-F; 2-5. . '' - For application inform ation contact the Student E m ploym ent Office, Job referral # 5345-J A pplications w ill be accepted until Friday, D ecem ber 31. 994-2408 Has immediate openings for ex­ perienced wait staff with some daytime availability. A pply in person: 1375 Wt Elliot. P o ten tial BE A PART O F S O M E T H IN G Six-Figure Income T H E FIESTA BOW L!! RED ROBIN TEM PE STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now hiring lunch serve & dinner busboys. Apply in person M -F l0am-3pm, 5001 E Washington. "BIG" W e need: Top people earn $15-$20/hr. We have a beautiful, stateof-the-art telemarketing facility at Cam elback and 44th Street and invite exp . saleswomen and men to call for a personal interview. Please ask for Joyce at: __ ^ ___ SCOTTSDALE FAMILY TREASURES GIVE THE GIFT OF LIFE! Earn extra cash for the holidays by donating critically needed plasma. You give the gift o f life by donating plasma for the manufacture o f therapeutic blood products. H O LID A Y B O N U S SPECIAL F O R N E W D O N O R S! EARN $45 FIR ST W EEK . 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Anyway, the State Press is having its annual "Letters to Santa Contest." All you have to do is write a letter to Santa* It can be funny, cre­ ative, political» socially cor­ rect, sad, touching, senseless, inane, insane, vivid, colorful, cold.. .you get the message. There will be three winners. W e will award a $25 cash .price fo r first place, $15 din­ ing gift certificate for second place, and a coffee m ug for third. All entries will be published in the December 7 issue o f the State Press. T he three ' winners will have their let­ ters published "larger than life..." large enough to Cut out and m agnet to .the fridge as a joyous reminder o f the festive season, n o t to men­ tion large enough to cut out extra copies and give to everyone you know. So. D üst o ff yó u r keyboards, sharpen your pencils and begin your letters today* This is your chance to (final­ ly) tell your parents that you "got published." Bring your typewritten letter to the State Press in Matthews Center basement by noon, W ednesday, December 1. Include your name, phone num ber and ASÜ ID #. Students and staff are encouraged to enter. Tour Individual Horoscope ■ Mon.-Sat. • • - ■ francés Drake— . ^ 8am -12am J Sunday 1 9am -9pm R f lM M UBBBS WE DELIVER! Broadway & Rural For Tuesday, November 30,1993 ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) Changes in appointments and difficulties in reaching others work against making significant progress in business. You'll enjoy visiting with an old friend. TAURUS (Apr. 20 toM ay 20) There may be some last-minute changes regarding travel. Partners may not be in agreement about a shopping matter. Business gains come through selfdiscipline and hard work. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Good news comes from an adviser. Educational interests^ are favored. A business proposition looks shaky. Do your best not to let things slide on the job. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Undercurrents affect relationships with d o s e ties. Try not to overreact to a real or imagined slight It's a good day for bookkeeping, research and study. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Unexpected work or home developments could lead to a change in social plans. A partner is a big help you to in bringing about the success of a project. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to $ e p t 22) D istractions and fussy details may interfere with progress at times today.'Still, you will end this day on a productive note. Job interests are your main concern. LIBRA (Sept 23 to Oct. 22) If making household repairs, be sure to get more than one estimate. It's a good time to meet with teachers about achilcTsprogress. A familiar haunt is best tonight. i l X0 •' v ~ LA TE N IG H T STU D Y SN ACKS 921-9222 SCORPIO (O ct 23 to Nov. 21) You can think o f a hundred ways to spend your m oney, but perhaps it's best to concentrate on household repairs and necessities. Property interests are favored. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Little things going wrong today needn’t interfere with partnership harmony. Keep the lines of corn-: munication open. Benefits come through heart-toheart talks. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Delays interfere with job progress before noon, but later you'll make up for lost time. Ultimately, your day is productive and financial rewards are likely. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) A familiar companion and a favorite haunt are your best bets for good times. Unconventional moves aren't favored Conservative tactics Work best. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Too many interruptions and too many people drop­ ping by can set you o f f schedule today* Later, though, you'll have timé for yourself and your pet projects. YOU BORN TODAY áre usually blessed with cre­ ativo skills. The ability to sell yourself and yóur ideas is an asset to you in both business and the arts. You have a good sense o f responsibility and áre often active in community affairs. Often, you have success with innovative ideas, but at times you can be fixed in your viewpoints. Though seemingly openhearted, it takes a while before you take others into your confidence. Birthdate of: Mark Twain, writer, Winston Churchill, statesman; and Jonathan Swift, writer* Page 16 St a t e P r ess Tuesday, November 30,1993 ASU needs patience, bench Injury woes plague ASU B y J u l ie H e w St a t e P ress ers No one said that this season’s ASU women’s basketball team would be a towering one. In fact, many are calling the team the smallest in the Pac-10. But don’t tell that to the Sun Devils, who have just three players — one a freshman — at least six feet tall. After holding the lead for most of the game and nearly ousting a much bigger Texas A&M team Saturday night, ASU proved that a tough defense can make up for a lack of size. “I think that we learned a lot from the game because we realized even though we’re small, that if we cart sustain that intensity and sustain an open-court game, that we Can play against much bigger teams," ASU Coach Jacqueline Hullah said Monday, “And even though we were getting killed on the boards, we cart make things happen with pur press and we can make things happen with transition that can neutralize their size.” After mounting a 59-44 lead over the Aggies with 12:50 left in the game, the Sun Devils suf­ fered a 73-68 defeat. A fatigued team and poor shot decisions cost ASU its comfortable lead as the rested Aggies emerged strong. “I needed to go to our bench a little earlier in the game because we just flat out ran out of gas,” Hullah said. “The other second thing was that the kids had started looking up at the scores board and we were clearly playing not to lose rather than playing to win the game. “I think if I had utilized our bench a little bit more earlier in the game, our stamina would have been better.” A blow to the Sun Devils came with 6:55 remaining When freshman Molly Tuter went down with a knee injury. Tuter has scored 17 points in each of the team’s last two games. “When we lost Molly towards the end of the game, we got down to half-court (offense) and our kids were very impatient,” Hullah said. “We took a lot of bad shots. We had nobody on the offensive boards, so if we’re having difficulty getting second- and third-shot opportunities, we have to do as much as possible to reduce our turnovers.” Hullah said that T uter has not seen any improvement since the injury. The swelling has increased in her knee and she underwent X-rays Monday. Hullah doubts that she will be ready for this weekend’s Dial Soap Basketball Classic at the University Activity Center. . “She remains a huge question mark for this weekend,” HUllah said. “Right now, we’re wor­ ried about possible anterior cruciate ligament damage.” ■ 7 ' r ■ Sun Devils need ‘guard’-ian angel against Marathon Oil B y M ik e B r a n o m S t a t e P ress When the ASU basketball team takes on Marathon Oil in an exhibition tonight at 7 p.m. at the University Activity Center, the Sun Devils will be hoping for a few things that they wish they had. Like more guards. Since senior point guard Marcell Capers fractured the base of the fifth metatarsal of his left foot during Saturday night’s 106-95 win over BYU, ASU now has eight players, just two of them guards, available to play. Stevin “Hedake” Smith and Isaac Burton are the remaining guards, a fact that does not bode well for Coach Bill Frieder. “I’m a guard-oriented coach, so losing two of them hurts,” he said. Freshman Quincy Brewer was lost earlier last week w hen he re-fractu red his right kneecap, an injury that shelved him for all of last season. He will miss the entire 1993-94 season. Capers underwent surgery Monday and is expected to miss six to eight weeks. “W e'won’t survive in a half-court game,” Frieder said. “We’H have to do some adjust­ ing, like pressing only 60 feet instead of 94 of perhaps taking the press of at times.” Another adjustment for the Sun Devils will be Smith’s move from shooting guard to the point, a task he says he has no problem with. “If needed, I’ll sit back and pass,” said Smith, who had five assists and one turnover against the Cougars. “I ’ll do w hat ever it . takes.” Frieder said that 6-foot-7 forward Jimmy Kolyszko will be ASU’s third guard. Kolyszko is no stranger to the backcourt, as he played both guard po sitio n s when he attended Scottsdale Saguaro High. He averaged 5.2 assists and nailed 60 percent o f his trey attempts in his high school career. Frieder somehow must find rest for his guards. In Saturday’s game. Smith played all 20 minutes in the second half. 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KAPLAN RULES 1-800-KAPTEST on the morning of Wednesday, December 1 nine to eleven o'clock Arizona Room — Memorial Union Phi Kappa Phi Tinvites . all members of the ASU Chapter of the National Honor Society and special invited guests to the M o n th ly B re a k fa st M e e tin g An Arizona State University Tradition U n iv e rs ity C lu b Enjoy a morning of Entertainment, Food and Holiday Spirit! at the Thursday, December 2 , from 7 :3 0 a.m. to 9 a.m. Andrew H urwitz, Arizona Board o f Regents, speaks on enrollment growth planning. seating is limited Please RSVPBy TODAY, November 30 • Phi Kappa 965-0022 Bring a cookie recipe to enter for 2 tickets to Ballet Arizona's production of "Winter Dreams"