ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY ©Copyright, State Press, 1993 Tempe, Arizona W ednesday, O ctober 13,1993 An Independent Morning Dally Voi. 77 No. 113 Club officials slash membership fees Fees cut by 50 percent in hopes of erasing University Club’s debt B y M elanie K. S elcho State P ress University Club officials cut membership fees by 50 percent this week in an attempt to add 200 new members by Dec. 17, the president of thé club’s board of directors said Tuesday. David Gourley, who is also an associate professor in ASU’s marketing department, said the membership drive is one of two ways the controversial club will reduce its nearly $300,000 deficit. Cost-cutting will be the other method o f reducing the déficit, he said.. “We’re not happy that we have a deficit,” he said. “We want to be able to contribute back to the University and the membership drive will be a significant part of that.” : ' ,: Initial membership fees will be cut 50 percent for everyone who joins the club during the drive. The $12 monthly fee will still be charged, Gourley said. Gourley said he expects a successful membership drive which will rid the club of any deficit in five years. “Our expectations arc that if we get 150 to 200 new members we will be able to not increase the deficit,” he said. “Our inten­ tions are to reduce that deficit, so that over a five-year period of time there won’t be a deficit, but we’ll be operating so that it will not be a continued burden on the University.” Gourley said he blames the deficit on the inexperience of the advisory board and the lack of knowledge about desired member­ ship demographics. Gourley attended a national conference for university club officials and said he learned that a successful club needs about a 50 percent membership from the community through corpora­ tions, retirees .and alumni. The other half, Gourley said, should be comprise of faculty and staff. Faculty and staff make up about 80 percent of ASU’s University Club. “We are still contacting and trying to get as many of faculty and staff who want to be members to join,” he said. “We know that we have to diversify our basic membership to really be a suc­ cessful club.” Gourley said the University Club has never refused community membership but has never actively recruited them, either. ‘T o be very successful, you have to have more than just your faculty and staff, so that’s the reason for our membership drive,” be said. uDanielle a m e iie Webster, w eusier, a marketing ra arw u iig m iciu for tut the uic University uiuvciaujr Club, vm u, intern m .4.. , .. .. , Bob Castlo/Stato Pros* In a e fto rtto b o o s tits ranks and reduce »$300,000 d eficit,M e University Club is offering half-price memberships untfi December. said she helped design the membership drive in an effort to pro­ vide an extra incentive to join the club. ' “In « tier for the club to survive, we need more members,” she said. “What’s going to help us is the monthly dues.” Gourley added that the University Club has helped bring in money for the University through donations negotiated at the club. “I would safely say that of the millions of dollars that have been contributed (to ASU), hundreds of thousands of dollars have been negotiated at a meal at the University Club,” he said. Sapdra Royer, who handles sales and catering for the club, said corporations are w a p u m v i» w v important for students as well. “In the past we’ve been focusing on faculty, but there have been some tremendous donations from the corporations,” she said. “On an everyday basis, there’s business that’s carried on that directly benefits students,” Royer said the corporations provide financial assistance to stu­ dents in the form of donations and grants to the University. “ This university club really does a lot to benefit the students in terms of how much financial support they get off of campus,” she r said.^“Almost everything that’s done here is a business lunch.” ^ M ^ ^ Nation of Islam leader to speak at Neeb Hall By J oy E. B eason State P ress Minister Rasul Hakim Muhammad, Detroit representative of the Nation of Islam, will speak to students tonight about ethnic cleansing and “cultural genocide in a spiritually corrupt soci­ ety,” which has Jewish students concerned. The speech, which is free to the public, will begin tonight at 6:30 in Neeb Hall. “I think students who attend will gain an appreciatio n for the H onorable E lijah Muhammad and his teachings and what Minister (L ouis) F arrakhan is d o in g ,” said B añar Cushmeer Muhammad, Rasul’s spokesman. He added that Rasul Hakim M uhammad would “touch on our annual Savior’s Day con­ vention ... another typical outpouring of Minister Farrakhan.” He further explained that he would speak on the “replacing of black people’s identi­ ty with a white identity,” as well as “the inten- tional destruction of a segment of society.” Members of the Jewish community on cam­ pus expressed concern that ASU was shelling out money to bring a representative of the Nation of Islam — often labeled by the Jewish community as an ti-S em itic — to speak on cam pus. Farrakhan is the Nation of Islam’s outspoken and controversial leader. “I think that the problem with Farrakhan is Turn to Minister, page 6. Minister Rasul Hakim Muhammed, Detroit represen­ tative of the Nation of Mam. WHAT: Rasul will speak on “cultural genocide in a spiritually corrupt society.“ The speech is open to the public. WHEN: 6:30 p.m. WHERE: Neeb Hall WHO: ASA votes for research on credit hour discrepancies B y M ark M . M acias State P ress M embers of the Arizona Students’ Association passed a motion Tuesday requesting that state universities research the number of students who graduate with excessive credits, and determine what the resulting cost is to the state. The motion, which passed 11-1, comes in response to Arizona Board o f Regents member John Munger’s comments that students are wasting taxpayers’ money by spending too many years in col­ lege. ASA Executive Director Pat McWhortor said he hopes the research will show board members that students aren’t abusing the university system. T would speculate there probably aren’t a really large number ST A T E PR E SS W eather Outlook Increasing clouds, cooling things down a bit. High 91, low 69. of students (abusing the system) and even if there are, I would imagine a lot of the reasons are changing graduation requirements, unavailability o f sections and loss o f credits on transfer,” McWhortor said. “We hear stories about students that have trou­ ble getting done with school because of things the University does for them. “If, in fact, people are taking high credit hours because of these reasons, we absolutely shouldn’t punish students when the problem is the institution.” ASA delegates representing ASU would not comment on the matter, Jim Roybal, ASA delegate from UofA, said it isn’t “feasible” to assume that students are staying in school because they enjoy it. . “i am not at all convinced that a person can afford to stay in ► A $2.6 million clubhouse is being constructed at ASU’s acclaimed Karsten Golf Course. Page 2 ^ Local crimes are in the State Press Police Report. Page 8 World/ Nation President Clinton withdraws the USS Harlan County from Haitian waters. Page 3 the college realm and just sit around on their hands,” Roybal said. “That’s why I think it’s just unrealistic and somewhat of a gener­ alization to say that these individuals who are exceeding 150 hours are students who are lazy and not committed to getting a degree. “There are too many other factors to consider. It is not the complete responsibility of the students in this regard.” However, not every ASA member showed dissent toward thepossibility of cutting tax subsidies for students who fail to gradu­ ate in a timely fashion. Delegate Andrew Guile of NAU, who cast the lone opposing vote, said he voted against the measure because.he knows students w ho have taken advantage of the TurntoMunger, page7. Sports ASU diver Joe Lyons aims to finish with die Pac-lO’s best this year in his senior season. 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Zair of original oil paint­ M usical presentation by N osotros, Latin ings of significant people in Zarr's life, Free American ibflt music, J l JO mm -1 pm ., MU admission, -502 i:: Phoenix. l # ^ f f e t o r y Ctab — New club, first gener­ • School o f Sdtattoet -%|4 :: ai menttng, a ll students wefcome, 5 p.jn., “ASU W oodwind F«CSity” w ill perform Java Read Coffee Bosom | w orks fo r ei#ri»e*iöboe, saxophone and h l^ em ester a t Sea — Learn how the world p t» » f ^ ^ p M jR jé ^ C o B ( x x t Hail. School .can Ik your æmpus, 7 p.m^ MU Room 219. b f hiasid. ' ■; • Campus Republicans — Weekly meeting, • We A re Fee, indeed — “HomosexsilHly and the Bible," a lecture by the Rev. Dr, Kay guest speaker ASU professor Sheldon Simon K eller^in celebration o f N atjoaal C o p in g on George Bush’s vision of the “New W old O der,“ 3 p.m., MU Pinai Room 215. Out Day 1993,12:30 p.m,, Danforth ChapcL i* Lesbian/G ay/BIsexual Academic Union • .NATAS ~i* H id in g , 3:30 p.m., Stauffer . . -*- Meeting, 7:30 p.m., MU PiaalRoe*Brf,i.'',1:'.fl Hall Reading Room, second floor. • E ckankar Society — Discussion: Beyond • P hi A lpha T h c t S ^ O l a f e ^ JtaMf'tototC : Flatliners, Beyond m, MU Graham books as low as 25 cents, 8 a.m .- 3 p.m., C ady M all i a n M l o f S o cia l S ciences 8, £ y v G o lf clubhouse construction set to begin this D ecem ber B y M ark M . M acias State P ress A $2.6 million clubhouse expected to gener­ ate big revenues fo r A SU ’s Sun A ngel Foundation will begin construction at Karsten Golf Course by December. Jennus Burton, associate vice president for administration services, said the new clubhouse is expected to provide an additional $100,000 per year for the Sun Angel Foundation, which donates 70 percent of its annual proceeds to the ASU athletic departm ent and 30 percent to scholarships. “This (club) will have a full restaurant facili­ ty on the inside, so that it will be able to accom­ modate more golf tournaments,’’ Burton said. “It was clearly stated (in the Arizona Board of Regents agenda item requesting authorization to build the clubhouse) that if we have an expanded clubhouse, we also have the ability to generate more revenue. . “So in effect, i t ’s being g ifted to the University at no cost to the institution, and it’s giving the institution an opportunity to generate more money that will help us in the long run.” The board approved the clubhouse construc­ tion in September under the condition that no state funds be used for the project. Fred Homes, chairman of the Sun Angel Foundation clubhouse committee, said funding for the new clubhouse will come from donations that were specifically designated for the build­ ing’s construction. “The g o lf course tak es in a su b stan tial amount of public play and golf charities, but, once they play golf, there is no place to have a banquet or awards ceremony,” Homes said. “The clubhouse will facilitate those types of groups. “The Sun Angel Foundation will pay for the entire facility and this is by donations. Two or three people have donated a 'substantial amount of money, and we’ve had commitments as well. The foundation will pick up the rest of the costs that aren’t covered.” In A ugust 1989, the A rizona B oard o f Regents awarded the Sim Angel Foundation a Richard KoouiraWSM* Praas G olfers contend with the sihsll clubhouse st th e ASU K arsten G o lf C ourse on M onday afternoon. five-year operating lease to manage the golf course under the condition that a clubhouse be constructed at no cost to ASU. Homes said all students and campus groups will be able to rent die clubhouse once it is com­ pleted. Burton said the University will lease the golf course to' the Sun Angel Foundation, but ASU will receive all of the extra revenue that is gener­ ated. “As soon as the clubhouse is opened, we’re projecting more revenue and more business,” Burton said. “Since there is no expense billed to the institution, the increased revenue will start flowing in December of 1994.” NO CROWDS, NO LINES ^ NO HASSLES! 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Offer expires October 31,1993 ■« * 0 :3 0 - C L O SE f WESTERN RESERVE CLUB A W A R D -W IIM N IN IG S P O R T S C E N T E R SW C O R N ER SCOTTSDALE RD. ft M CDOW ELL BY D A V E B R O W N 423-8499 Broadway W est o f Price • Tem pe, AZ • 968-9231 ______ World/Nation 7 STATE P ress _________ ' ______ Wednesday, October 13,1993 ______ round nzona B i considers proposal early Somalia retreat WASHINGTON (A P )*~ Sen. John McCain and other Senate opponents of continued U.S. military involvement ns. Somalia considered proposals Tuesday « to e d at fo rc in g a w ithdraw al o f 'f A m erican troops ahead o f President Clinton’s March 31 deadline. A s a short S enate recess fo r the Columbus Day holiday ended, the staffs McCain and Sen. Robert Byrd, D4V «„ worked on draft m easure that would force aco m p le te withdrawal by year’s end, said eongjessional sources, speaking o aco ad itio ao f «nwynuty. -K J -Byrd planned so introduce an amend- .1 at W ednesday afternoon to the tending bill for the 1994 fiscal year. A vote on the proposal was expect­ ed on Tharsdayi M eanw hile, the D em ocratic and Republican leadership in the Senate as well as two key members of the Aimed Services Committee worked on a mea­ sure that would narrow the U.S. mission but not set a specific date for withdrawal, the sources said. S The work o f Satan? G flLB ® T(A P) — Investigators are tmcertaftt tf recoatty discovered satanic symbols and mutilated horse heads sad pigeons sore the work of Satanists or copycat teenagers, officials say. The condition of Ac corpses is con­ sistent with satanic sacrifices, but such crim es som etim es in c re ase before HaUoweea, said OfficerTerry Green. . “Even if it’s kids, this is a dangerous situation,” he said. “Not only are ani­ mals being killed, but young kids play­ ing these satanic games run a big risk of getting hooked intoa cuh." Satanic symbols including a cross circled by ted fire and the words “Dead H orses,” w ere found painted |ih the hanks of a Sait River Project canal last week. Two weeks ago, a pile rtf dead | ¡eons was reported, and la te last fte twohorse heads witii misStag..were discovered, i £ . ,«y ;m isn’t a crime and is protect­ ed religious freedom, police said. R Huachuca troops depart |g for Somalia to replace others FORT HUACHUCA 5* o f 42 s a i n t s left F ort H a ic W c a o a ' Tuesday, bound for Somalia to replace | other Fort Huachuca soldiersalready performing communications support for jg | United N ations forces in the African T h e 42 sold iers, members o f the 1 5J6th Signal Company, were Receded two weeks ago by a 12-member advance party, said S gt 1st Class Tracy Tanner, a spokeswoman for the company’s parent unit, the 11th Signal Brigade. A similarly sized group o f soldiers from th e b rig a d e 's 593rd Signal Company will return to Fort Huachuca from Somalia in about a week, she said. The soldiers who left Pott Huachuca on Tuesday traveled from Sierra Vista by bus to Tucson and then were to fly by commercial airliner to die East Coast, where they would board a military mrcraft to complete the two-day journey, she said, A irline reports PHOENIX (AP) America W eal] | Airlines, a Phoenix based c a a iM H ^ H ing under Bankruptcy Court protection, h e * M fin fc I September and the third quartfl than I ever before Airing corresponding periods i in die company's 10-year Mstoty.| | § | | § P America 62.4 percent fog m SepUMSm, 55.9 percent a year earlier. The thirdr load factor w «s69.5 p e m a W U « 64.8 percent a year earlier. The 1992 figures previously were the ©Wapft’s highs for the periods, spokesman ' to lM ip p M . ■ I Associated Pross Haitians watch as the USS Harlan County prepares to pull into international waters Tuesday. Hundreds of army-backed Haitians cheered as they watched the warship withdraw. Warship withdraws from Haiti Clinton pushes for renewal of sanctions WASHINGTON (AP) — President Clinton abruptly withdrew a shipload of troops from Haitian waters Tuesday but warned defiant lead­ ers there he was “dead serious” about the return of ousted President Jean-Bertrand Aristide. Clinton coupled his action with an urgent request for the immediate reimposition of U.N. economic sanctions against Haiti, targeted at m ilitary and police leaders trying to block Aristide’s return under a U.N.-brokered accord. “Now the time has come for the people who are clinging to their last gasp of power to honor the agreement,” Clinton said. “They made the agreement; they’ye got to honor it.” He said, “I want the Haitians to know that I am dead serious about seeing them honor the agreements they made.” The fast-moving chain of events came one day after the USS Harlan County, an amphibious landing ship carrying about i 70 U.S. and 26 Canadian noncombat forces, was blocked from docking in Port-au-Prince. The troops were on a U.N. mission to help the Haitians improve in military professionalism, road-building, medical care and other areas in anticipation of Aristide’s return. The ship was sent Tuesday to the U.S. Navy base at Guantanamo, Cuba. A second U.S. ship set to arrive at Haiti on Wednesday, the USS Fairfax County, was ordered not to leave its sta­ tion at Little Creek, Va. K athleen d eL aski, the c h ie f P entagon spokeswoman, said that 25 Am ericans who arriv ed in P o rt-au -P rin ce la st w eek as an advance team “will remain there for a short time” but will leave Monday if no significant progress is made in calming the situation at the port, where the Harlan County was unable to land. S ecretary o f S tate W arren C h risto p h er accused Haitian Army chief Raoul Cedras and police commander Michel Francois of reneging on commitments last July for a return to demo­ cratic rule from military dictatorship. “By their actions, Gen. Cedras and Police Chief Lt. Col. Michel Francois are really inviting the reimpositioii of severe economic sanctions, which would affect their country and also affect them personally,” Christopher said. International sanctions against Haiti were lift­ ed after the July agreements were signed. Aristide, after a meeting in Washington with Rep. Joseph Kennedy, D-Mass., said he was confident that international pressure would prompt the m ilitary regime to step down on Friday, as scheduled. “Those killers stopped the process yesterday and their removal is indispensable to the restora­ tion of democracy,” Aristide said. Clinton said he thought the U.N.-brokered agreement to restore democracy “ Will come back to life, but right now it has been abrogated.” The president said there is “still a chance” o f returning Aristide to power. Clinton drew a sharp distinction between the mission of the 600 noncombat troops headed for Haiti and the role of more than 4,700 forces in a casualty-marred peacekeeping assignment in Somalia. “This is not peacekeeping. This is not peace­ making. This is about restoration of democracy,” the president said. “So we are going back ,to the sanctions until these people do what they said they would do.” Clinton said the Defense Department felt that the U.S. troops’ light arms were sufficient to defend themselves if the agreement were being honored, but he added, “I am not about to let them land to test it.” The president said that both Aristide and the international community had done their part to develop a plan for democracy but thé Haitian military and police were reneging. “There’s no point in our even trying to land there until we can do what we were asked to do as advisers,” he said. “They’re going to have to honor this agree­ ment. Otherwise, I’m going to press very hard to have the sanctions” reimposed, the president said. Mixed signals cloud peace process MOGADISHU, Somalia i AP) — The diplomatic troubleshooter sent by President Clinton to talk peace in Somalia met with representatives of warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid on Tuesday, seeking freedom for a captured American pilot. But the backdrop for the meeting was hardly encouraging for peace efforts on a day when another victim — apparently the 18th American death — was confirmed from a failed U.N. raid this month. U S. fighter planes buzzed the capital for a second straight day, political signals were mixed, and there were new reports of Somalis fir­ ing on aid workers and peacekeepers. The remains of what was believed to be another American soldier killed in the Oct 3 raid on a suspected Somali militia compound were turned over to U.N. authorities. C apt. Tim M cD avltt, the U N. spokesman, said-all missing Americans are now accounted for No details of the meeting between Robert Oakley and members of the Somali National Alliance,-Aidid’s clan-based political group, were released immediately. Oakley was expected to press for the release of Chief Warrant Officer Michael Durant of Berlin. N H , captured in that raid, and an unidentified Nigerian private captured earlier. The botched raid stunned Washington and prompted calls by some U.S. lawmakers to withdraw troops from Somalia President Clinton has pledged a withdrawal by March 31. but in the meantime is sending in heavy reinforcements. ' , , Aidid’s faction was reportedly split over the hostage issue, with some members insisting the two be held until the United Nation» released 32 Somali prisoners, including four key aides of Aidid Also in doubt was whether the faction members who met with Oakley had any real clout witifthe fugitive warlord. McDavitt said the Somali detainees would he held until U N. author­ ities were convinced they played no port in attacks against peacekeep­ ers, and refused journalists’ requests to interview them. He added there was no tune frame for their release.'Tt could take months," he said. ‘ Maj. David Stockwell, another U.N; military spokesman, s a d usual­ ly 30 to 40 Somalis were held by U.N. forces at any one time and stayed in detention for an average of 10 days. “Aidid's people will certainly be held for more than 10 days.” be \ ,V-“*' < a 5 ^ V*;! Reporters in a pool organized by U.S. forces saw at least three fly­ overs Tuesday by U.S. warplanes — two by F-18s and one by an A-6. Meanwhile, gunmen still roamed the battered streets of Mogadishu, firing on two U.N. posts manned by Pakistanis during the night. The attack shattered a three-day calm since Aidid issued a cease-fire order. ‘ Stockwell said the gunmen were believed to be from Aidid’s militia but he had no proof. The Pakistanis returned fire and were not hit, he said. ' ; “ X - V .\ ' > •!. " __________Opinion__________ P age 4 ■ Wednesday, October 13,1993 Club Manure , From die beginning, the University Club has * been a big, fed, stinking Me, y * <*" , y X* .£?, Since the C lub's inception in 1984, University officials, including tben-^esident JKg Russell Nelson, worked themselves into a lather, telling the unwashed student masses how great the Club would be for the University. When the Board of Regents appropriated $1.9 million in 1990 to fund the Club, supporters lauded the plan, saying the Club would provide a sense of community and that it would be a valuable recruiting tool for the University to lure top faculty to ASU. Where’s the top faculty? It takes more than a taxpayer-funded elitist clubhouse with booze .and fancy sandwiches to lure a top university professor to come to ASU. . It takes a commitment by the state to fund higher education at responsible levels where fee - HI ulty are respected and paid enough to keep them from fleeing-from the UniVmhy/iU a^Kainding.|| numbers. Now, the Club has a new leader -»- ASU mar­ keting professor David Gouriey —- a man who knows his stuff. He’s got a team of people trying to figure out what can be done with what was supposed to be a diamond in ASU’s crown, but has simply fumed out to be a big pile of stinking manure in the middle of campus. Gourley announced a cut in the Club’s'mem­ bership fees by SO percent in the hopes tta«it20G more members will join fry Dec. I? — obvious­ ly a desperate move —*- a K-Mart-style special to get those memberships to just fly out the door. . Gourley hopes .that by increasing the membership by 150 to 200, the ClubwiU “be ahie to ■ not increase the deficit” ■, Assuming that all 2®Q membership ppsitimiS am filled at half price with the new members paying $12 a month, in five yeam the Club will : have erased its deficit Gouriey says. Sounds a little optimbdk^ dqest’t it? But that’s the way it’s always been witfr f&w | University Oub. r. , . . The club was supposedt© make a jpfufit t e . day one— it didn’t-^ and there's oo saying that 1 the around now is any more valid than % pablum students and tas^ayers | have been fed over the last nine years.;• X« K * Here’s a sure top pmdtessors away from their homes mid theff bigfrer paying jobs at atim universities: Throw an $18 fish hi front of them at die University Club and thornier Then tell them bow much they’llh e making as a top them walk Unsigned < ^ to ri« i8 re fl^ ¡he vwwb of tfK editorial bo*ni,..... »-.... ~'.. - ■ ’ <' NAFTA symbols undermine actual substance of treaty I have been following the debates on the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) and what strikes me is how much this is an issue of symbolism, not substance. It is another example of how a relatively straightforward issue has mushroomed into a bat­ tle between two hostile camps, both of whom are so obsessed with the heat of battle that they loose all perspective. The NAFTA agreement, itself, does not do all that much. It calls for the gradual elimination of trade barriers and,tariffs between Canada, the United States, and Mexico over (get this) the next 15 years. Most of the work to end trade barriers has already been completed; the issues in NAFTA are pittance compared to the barriers of a decade ago, 90% of which have since disap­ peared, in the case of the United States and Mexico, thanks to less sensationalized agreements. NAFTA is hardly the instant demise of U.S. sovereignty which Pat Buchanan assumes. At the same time, NAFTA will probably not be a panacea for U.S. economic troubles and for Mexican development, either. We forget that some companies like General Motors have been involved in both Canada and Mexico for decades and I doubt if too many people besides G.M. employees have noticed any differ­ ence. Canada is already the United States’ largest trading partner. In short, NAFTA only formalizes what has already been going on. Its provisions seem to be too limited to make a drastic difference in the economies of any of the nations of North America. So why all this hoopla? Because discussions about NAFTA bring up a lot of sensitive issues about which many North Americans do have strong feelings: jobs, immigration, a sickly economy, and an even sicker environment. It allows demagogues like Ross Perot and Pat Buchanan as well as politicians like Bill Clinton to sound like they really care about these issues but with a minimum of risk should the opposition succeed in passing or fail­ ing NAFTA. While we hear a lot about NAFTA at the moment, I doubt that the final vote on NAFTA will receive one tenth the popular attention of Michael Jordan’s retirement. What public fig­ ure wouldn't want a relatively high-publicity, low-risk issue to bat around? Sure beats sticky situations like Somalia, health care reform, and the Balkans. Personally, I feel that NAFTA is a good thing and I will be pleased if it passes. However, we should remember that the bene­ fits which NAFTA offers are relatively modest compared to what has already been done. It will mean that a few more U.S. products will make it into Canada, a few more Mexican products will make it to our stores, and perhaps a few more Mexicans will be finan­ cially secure enough in their own country to visit the United States for pleasure instead of need. It’s worth a shot. Just remem­ ber that there are no miracle cures for international or domestic problems. Anyone who says otherwise is selling snake oil. As for the NAFTA naysayers, remember that the worst that can happen is a continuation of the status quo. Jay M. Price G raduate, history Sound Off: 965-4287 '"T im iUftÉp*jfít 11 would Idre to bear from yqu o s its Sound O ff Lise. Each Monday, S r aptoège page w ill pfi»*H q»estion of University or community i*B®rest, tAkiag will be verified, and OÉltsina» jwofim ity. w8l not great itafeSlt Bw Sound Off Line. ^jT his Week’s Question: maintain the W v m m t i y O n to T * ? Absence o f Somali support, undefined goals condem n A m erican peace keeping m ission In a reckless abandonment of all things logical, the Clinton administration has allowed U.S. servicemen and women to remain stuck in a dangerous and pointless' conflict. In Somalia, rather than pursuing a policy with well defined goals and clear avenues of operations, the United States has tied .the hands of its military and once again thrown them in a lurch where shortsighted and down­ right stupid public policy simply cannot meet practical reality. I’ve never been one who cries “Another Vietnam!” at the first hint of military action, but in the case of Somalia several considera­ tions are immediately clear: 1) the people of Somalia do not as a whole support us, and 2) our goals in Somalia and grossly vague and misunderstood even by the very forces which are tasked with them in the first place. If some people in Somalia do indeed support us, their presence and help is laughable, at best. Regardless of how many there actu­ ally are of these supporters, a sizable enough minority most cer­ tainly do not want the United States or U.N. there. This minority has the power to kill dozens of Americans, as well as many more Pakistanis and several other peace keepers. They are a minority capable of disrupting the whole intent of the Somalian relief oper­ ation, and it is for this reason we must question the present validi­ ty of our involvement. As Vietnam should have illustrated to our naive policy planners, if you do not have public support in strength, then further action is usually futile. In continuing with the list of problems, consider this: security in the Somalian capital has been a failure, and U.N. control of the country is shaky. It is obvious that will such a large portion of the society being opposed to the U.N., all gains in the future will be wholly temporary, and any future successes against the rebels will evaporate rapidly. Even if General Aidid is eliminated, our prob­ lems will still be in place. The stage for his martyrdom has already been set, and his supporters will surely continue the fight. It is, in short, a no-win situation. Considering that the United States should not be involved in international civil pacification in the first place, this becomes a situation we certainly should not be involved with. Humanitarian missions are laudable, but practical considera­ tions must be taken into account. After all, the U.N. itself has pulled most of its relief workers from the country, as few are will­ ing to brave the trigger-happy soldiers of either side involved. Yet, ludicrous as it may seem, many still want the U.S. in this mess. Senator John Warner recently gave reason to stay by saying that our credibility will be shattered in international politics. To him and those who share his asinine view, I ask, how many American lives is an abstraction known as credibility worth? Let other nations have their credibility, and let them achieve it without American blood. Sim ply put, I do not support the deaths o f many more Americans to feed an increasingly hostile populace which daily grows resentful of our presence. These are the tough decisions we must face. When does a humanitarian mission turn into a veritable army of occupation, indeed one that is getting increasingly blood­ ied? How many more Americans or Pakistanis need die before we say enough? I for one believe that our president should end this operation. It is time for the Clinton administration to put an end to this mess started by President Bush. It is time for the United States a to stop serving the shortened view of an inept United Nations. Christopher Stroud Junior, political science Strow’s column on crime embarrasses self, Press David Strow’s column of Oct. 11 was embarrassing, both to the State Press and to Mr. Strow. Perhaps the most glaring prob­ lem with the column was its thesis: decriminalizing drags will lead to a decrease in the crime rate. That statement is true; howev­ er, this statement is also true: decriminalizing murder will result in a zero murder rate. Crimes must occur in order for there to be crime statistics. Decriminalization denudes an act of its criminali­ ty. Therefore, if decriminalization occurs, there will be, by defini­ tion, no crime. Mr. Strow’s argument sounds attractive at first, but upon further consideration becomes simply frightening. The other problem was laid out in this statement concerning the fate of non-violent criminals under house arrest: "... the inmate would be required to hold a job (the state wouid provide one unless the inmate could find his own).” Excuse me? How does this save the state money? Instead of paying directly for the incar­ ceration, the state pays indirectly by creating (not providing) a job for these non-violent criminals. Furthermore, the column states that “whatever was left [from the criminal’s salary] would go directly to the person victimized by the criminal.” So what Mr. Straw is suggesting is that the state create a job for the criminal, pay for the criminal’s living expenses, then take the rest of his salary and put it toward the appeasement of the victim? It seems to me thatthe state is biisy enough as it is. Finally, à question. Will the creation o f these new jobs favor­ ably alter the employment statistics of the state? I bet they will. Michael S. Evans Sophomore, history P age 6 Wednesday, October 1-3,1993 St a t e P ress Minister. C o n t in u e d from page 1. that he has cohfused who the enem y is,’* said Rabbi Barton Lee from the Hillel Jewish Student Center. “What is even sadder is that hate discourse never advances the course of a tolerant, diverse, just society. I hope he is not going to take that line. I hope he is here to stir up self conscious­ ness in blacks get them feeling good about themselves and getting them to take their share o f American society. said. Said Banar: “(Rasul) is going to clear up some m isconceptions concerning M inister Farrakhan — dealing with the white Jewish community — as far as being anti-Semitic. He will show that the rants and rave are really a sm oke screen fo r an altern ativ e, negative motive: an attack. It is a smoke screen for really being anti-blaCk.” Students said they thought the speech would “If the issue is how does a minority maintain its culture — and that is tough — then he and I will have a lot of similarities and concerns.” He added.that anti-Semitic speech “does not have, a real place in the academic community,” He said .free speech is allowing anyone to speak about anything, but also said he feels the University ought to encourage interesting, con­ troversial speech rather than racist speech. “You do not have to be white to be racist,” he Italian Iep ifc*. ^ H o m e o f th e *K i l l e r * C a l z o n e 8 9 4 -M A M A 106 E. 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But by the time you’re 21 years old, if you’re not mature enough to make a conscious decision about what you’re going to do with the rest of your life, you shouldn’t be in college. “I’m very much in support of students who get screw ed o v er because the curriculum changes. There are definitely students who shouldn’t be held responsible, but let’s be per­ fectly honest —■there are students who decide, ’chemistry is too hard, so I’m going to switch majors.’ That’s what I’m tired of.” Jennie Garcia, NAU student body president and ASA delegate, said the ASA board decided £0 EVERY (M k ose Munger. 90211 ) K lig h t Come watch your favorite shows with us... *1 »1.50 »1 COOI& LIQHT JAÇERSHOTS KAMIKAZEES 1826 N. 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October 13,1993 P a g;e 10 Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson THB P A Il SID E By GARY LARSON ËKPEWtNCÊ D o o n e s b u ry aw, PBOPLB,LeteReview HOWAN OFFICER ANPA 6ENTLEMAN 00NPUO5 HIMSELFAT A SOCIAL FUNC­ TION! VOUIN BY GARRY TRUDEAU A F e im e o r i­ ves, ceRsrsRsour SIR? OFANELEVATOR. UMTWVOUDO? is s u e A BABB, SIR? / AFFIRMATIVe. HOWPO VOU MAKE HER ACQUAINT­ ANCE? VOUHAVEN'T UM...6RAB pone THE H0ZFROM REAPING, BBHINP? HAVE VOU, / __ / SAILOR ? Daffy’s resumé PEOPLE ï KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (AP) — Don’t worry, fellow dieters, She didn’t eat the fries. Oprah Winfrey, the talk show host whose diets have become a staple in the supermarket tabloids, walked into a Dock Square eatery Monday and ordered a grilled swordfish sand­ wich with seafood chowder. She also ordered fines. “She told nie she ju st w anted to look at them ,” said Brian M acG illivray, ow ner of Alisson’s Restaurant. Winfrey drew stares as she ate lunch with two friends. “She was very accommodating to the people who wanted to take her picture,” MacGillivray said. NEW YORK (AP) — Did Winona Ryder forget her address? The actress is being sued for $93,600 for allegedly backing out of a lease on an Upper East Side apartment. John and Anne Janus said in court papers that she signed a two-year lease Dec. 31 for the duplex at $3,900 a month. Their lawyer, Charles Sloane, said Ryder gave the Januses a check for $7,800 for a m onth’s rent and a m onth’s security, then stopped paying. It was unclear whether Ryder ever lived in the apartment. Her public relations people didn’t return calls for comment. R yder, 21, has appeared in the m ovies “Beetlejuice,” “Edward Scissorhands,” “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” and recently “The Age of Innocence.” NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Don Henley’s at it again, raising money to save W alden Woods. 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State P ress ‘i f l o r t s Briefs Page l l Wednesday, October 13,1993 A r c o f a d iv e r Lyons combines hard work, motivation to rise in Pac-10 ASIT* 16th-ranked m en’s golf team finished in j Classic held in Dallas on ' M h ; . I t a tournament included top 10 teams in die nation, and the Sun Devils I without their ace, All-America Todd played well,” ASU coach Randy said. Tcouraged. r m looking to Birmingham (Ala.) later in toe when Todd is healthy and playing ASU finished the two-day tournament with a three-round score of 867,15 strokes ? Cade Stone was the top golfer for ASU, with a three-day total o f 215, good for 14th ' place. He had a second-day seam, o f 69, before finishing off with a final round of 75. f$ w as really encouraged with Cade Stone’s play," Lein said. “It’s his-first sub70 round in two years of playing at ASU." NBA challenges Dudley deal T h e NBA argued in fe d e ra l court Tuesday that Chris Dudley’s seven-year contract with the Portland Trail Blazers is an attempt to “subvert" the league's salary cap. Howard Ganz, an NBA lawyer, said the salary cap is designed to put all teams on “equal footing on bidding for players,” but the one-year escape clause in D udley's contract undermines such plans. Portland dropped a lesser player frotn their roster to make room for Dudley, who agreed to just $790,000 the first year of the contract. The 6-foot-ll center rejected an offer worth neatly twice that tnuch fiom his old team, the NewJereey Nets, who paid hjm $ 1 3 million last y e # . Thomas named Player o f Year Frank Thomas, whose hitting led the Chicago White Sox to their first American League West title since I 9 8 3 ,h a s b e e n named M ajor League Baseball Player of the Year l y The Sporting News. . Thomas drove in 128 runs, hfe a careerhigh 41 home runs and batted .317; T hom as w on th e a w a rd o v er San Francisco’s Bariy Bonds in a close poB of major league players. He got 161 votes and Boads h a d l i l Lee Thomas, general manager o f the N atio n al L ea g u e ' E ast 'ch am p io n j Philadelphia Phillies, was voted by |u s peers as Major League Executive of the Yes*; Other winners were: Bobby C b x b f the Atlanta Braves, NL Johnny Oates o f the B s É m Orioles, AL Manager of the Year. Greg Maddux of thè Braves, N L ofthe Year. Jack McDowell of the Wtóte Sox, JMp' ; fta S k *\Of die Year; ' M ike Piazza of the Los A ngeles D odges, NL Rookie of the Year, iS m Salmon o f the California Angels, Al» Rookie o f die Year. Correction j j I The ASU volleyball team Is 10-4 over-;; all, 4-4 Pac-10. Tbe State Press incorrectly reported Monday toattbe Sun “ " lost few in a row, w h t o t ^ ||p | only lost two in a row. Those m 1 UCLAiadNb.. Baseball Roundup ‘tenwM fsOdcago 3 I ^^Foroeto wins AJLCS 4-2 NHL Roundup New Jersey 7, Winnipeg 4 Jpyiadelpliia S, Buffalo 3 Pittsburgh 2, Florida 1 ’ t Chicago 3, Dallas 3, ti§f¡§ S f lH I York Islanders, Los Compiled fm m A P and sta ff Samantha Feldman Sun Devil d iv er Joe Lyons form s a p erfect arc w ith his body Ih p ractice Tuesday. The Albany, N .V., native placed fifth In the one-meter dive in last sea­ son’s Pec-10 Championships and looks to improve on that mark this season. By Scott D avis State P ress It’s a good thing ASU diver Joe Lyons didn’t give yp on pool activities when he got cut from his high school swimming team nearly seven years ago in Albany, New YorkAfter being cut as a sophomore at Albany High School, Lyons decided to take a stab at diving. He felt it was a jast-chance effort to remain on the swim team. “A whole bunch of my friends went out for the swim team and I wasn’t a good enough swimmer,” Lyons said. “They had a div­ ing board and I wanted to be on the team. Prior to that (diving) was only something I did at paries, playing around.” Since that day, Lyons has made vast improvements in his div­ ing and is the top male diver for the Sun Devils. Now a senior, Lyons will have one last chance to claim an individual champi­ onship during the Pac-10 diving cham pionships at USC McDonald’s Swim Stadium in February. Last year, Lyons led ASU during the Pac-10 Championships at the ASU Mona Plummer Aquatic Center, finishing fifth in the one-meter dive and ninth in the three-meter dive. He also finished sixth in the platform dive, an event which only takes place at the conference and national levels. “Joe Lyons came here with not many skills,” ASU diving coach Ward O’Connell said. “He has made more progress in his diving than any diver that I have ever coached.” Those are strong words from a man who is a legend in terms t of diving. O’Connell has been a diving coach for 29 years, the last 21 as the leader of the Sun Devils. O’Connell also praised Lyons’ leadership skills. “He’s one of the most highly motivated student-athletes I have ever coached,” O ’Connell said. “His motivation rubs off on everybody, including the coach.” Lyons, however, doesn’t like to be seen as the team leader. He •prefers the role of a hard-worker out to improve his own style, as well as the styles of all of his teammates. “Most of my teammates are self-motivated,” Lyons said. “They all work very hard. I don’t look at myself as the motiva­ tor.” Whether or not Lyons is the motivator is rather irrelevant right now. The entire diving team is having a great preseason, preparing itself for the opening match against UNLV. When the Rebels come to the MPAC on Nov. 6, Lyons expects himself and the Sun Devils to be ready for battle. “The last couple of years, people have been really working hard,” Lyons said. “It’s so much fun to be around the team. Especially, this year.” One reason everyone may be having a good time leaping off the diving boards is because of Lyons. O’Connell feels Lyons’ presence adds to the enjoyment of diving. “A ll coaches w ant som eone who is w illing and able,” O’Connell said. “Some kids are able, but not willing and others are willing, but not able. Joe’s a willing and able diver. “He is a coach’s dream.” Injury changes role o f TE tried to play catch up for most of the game With By S haun R achau an open formation — which took the tight ends State P ress -Tight end Steve Bush was expiecting a big out of the passing game. A gainst O klahom a State, the Sun Devils year this season since he was handed the starting wanted to re-establish their running game after role in preseason practices at Camp Tontozona. The sophomore from Phoenix Paradise Valley sub-par rushing performances in ASU’s first two High School, who started last season’s final games. Therefore,’ASU didn’t pass the ball very game against UofA as a freshman, got Off to a much to both tight ends or wide receivers against great start in the season opener against Utah with the Cowboys. And going into the Oregon State game, which two receptions for 39 yards. But Bush went down with a shoulder injury in the second quarter ASU lost, the Sun Devils planned on having a against the Utes and missed the following game more balanced offensive attack. But again, the Beavers got off to a fast start and the Sun Devils at Louisville, which the Sun Devils lost 35-17. A nd w hen the Sun D evils lo st Bush, it , were forced to play catch up for the rest of the appears the Sun Devils also lost their tight end game. So, when Snyder and the coaching staff were passing game. Since his injury, an ASU tight end has only caught three p asses— all of them by drawing a game plan for the Washington State junior college transfer M att Nelson when he game, they planned to use the tight end exten­ sively in their game plan. However, the passing replaced Bush at Louisville. “I don’t think there was a commitment, but game faltered in the first half and toe tight end there was a little bit I think of an expectation on was not open all day long. “Against Washington State we had a strong the tight ends’ part to get the ball a little bit more,” Bush said. “I think it has to do with situa­ safety on us covering us most of the night,” Bush tions in the game. We haven’t really had a said. ‘There were a lot o f times when we were barely open or not open at all.” chaiice to get the ball a lot. Snyder and the coaching staff had planned for “But I think the coaches are gradually getting confidence in us and I think we’ll be expecting the tight end to be a valuable part of its offensive attack against the Cougars. some balls pretty soon.’* • “Vfe went into the (WSU) game saying if Coach Bruce Snyder and assistant coach Dick Arbuckle — who coaches the tight ends — said things go according to plan, then We were going the Sun Devils have always intended to use the to run and then throw to the tight end,” Snyder tight end more in their passing game. However, said. “W e never could back their safeties out situations in each game have dictated the play with our wide receiver passing attack because their safeties were setting up, and any drag routes selection. “I think game plan and circumstances have and any middle routes we could not use because kind of taken the tight end out of the passing we could not find a tight end to throw to. T would like to throw to them more because 1 game,” Arbuckle said. Turn t o Tight End, page 13. In the loss at Louisville, ASU fell behind and Snyder gives freshman nod vs. Oregon B y Shaun R achau State P ress Coach BrucC S nyder ended fo u r days o f speculation T uesday n ig h t and named freshman Jake Plum m er to start at quarterback against Oregon Saturday at Sun Devil Stadium. Plum m er, a P lu m m er P arade M agazine and SuperPrep All-American last season at Capital High School in Boise, Idaho, will be ASU’s fourth starting quarterback since Snyder took over the program last season. when he replaces sophomore Grady Benton. “We need something to happen, so I just w ant to go out and do the best I can,” Plummer said. “I came in camp this year wanting to red shirt. I didn’t want to take a snap. I didn’t want to play. But then I final­ ly got into it and started throwing, and now I have a good opportunity and things have gone my way.” Plummer replaced Benton to start the second h alf in S atu rd ay ’s lo st to Washington State as a «park for the Sun Devils’ stagnant offense, Snyder said. He finished the game 16-of-30 passing for 253 T urn to Plummer, page 13, Page 12 Sta te P ress Wednesday, October 13,1993 NHL remaking its image New names just tip of iceberg for making new hockey fans At the beginning of the summer, the State Press received a very intelligent let­ ter from a woman regarding the realignm ent and widespread modifi­ cations in the National Hockey League. This woman, whose name goes unknown since the letter was lost, expressed her dis­ pleasure about how the NHL was turning its back on tradition. She was upset that the league renamed the conferences and divisions from names honoring the founders of the NHL to names associated with the regions in which the teams play. For example, the defending Stanley Cup champion Montreal Canadiens no longer play in the Adams Division of the Wales Conference, but in the N ortheast D ivision o f the Eastern Conference. These new names are just like the NBA, which should come as no surprise since Gary Bettman, the new NHL Commissioner, is an old NBA man. I can see the letter writer’s point about casting aside tradition. Tradition is the glue that binds any sport together over generations. By paying homage to men like Clarence Campbell and Conn Smythe, the NHL can hark back to its origins. By removing tradition, the game is set adrift from its past, with no more history than the Arena Football League. However, hockey as we know it is on the doorstep to an new era. There are new teams in places normally not associated with hockey. There are two teams in Florida, two in the Los Angeles area and one in D allas. P hoenix's America West Arena is hosting the four-game Desert Classic series later this season, and if interest is high, an NHL franchise could come to the Valley sometime in the future. What this all means is that tradition must die so that hockey can flourish in this uncharted terri­ tory. If the NHL wants to expand into new places, as is its goal, the established teams and their fans have to give up ties to the past. By destroying the old ways, new ways can be forged. -Most of the fans of the Florida Panthers or the A naheim M ighty Ducks d o n ’t know who Campbell, Norris or Smythe were, I love hockey, but I don’t know them either, to be honest. This tradition means nothing to me or to the millions of others about to be exposed to the NHL. Bettman and the NHL are taking other steps to foster hotkey’s growth across the nation. The league has a new national television contract with ABC and ESPN, after years with barely-watched SportsChannel. Fighting and goonery, for so many years the bane of the NHL’s dreams of national acceptance, are being cracked down on. The first change can’t exist without the last change because nothing will give hockey a black eye and lower ratings faster than having the label of ‘Too violent” slapped on it. Do not mistake thuggery for hard-hitting physical play. Ray Bourque pounding someone into the boards is part of the physical hockey tra­ dition established by Eddie Shore and passed on to Larry Robinson. Cheap-shots, like the ohe Washington’s D ae Hunter laid on the Islanders’ Pietre Turgeon during last season’s playoffs, have no place in the game. Those who believe other­ wise are nothing more than goons themselves. The NHL of the 90s will be a combination of all p arts of the game w orking in harmony. Graceful scorers like Pittsburgh’s Mario Lemieux and Winnipeg’s Teemu Selanne will light up highlight films. Physical players who can also skate and score, like Philadelphia’s Eric Lindros and the Penguins’ Marty"McSorley, will be the rule rather than the exception. Goalies like Montreal’s Patrick Roy and St. Louis’ Curtis Joseph will amaze with breath-taking saves. Hockey has a chance to grow by leaps and bounds, farther than anyone would have ever thought five years ago. The violence problem has been cleaned up, there is a stable of superstars to hang marketing on and huge areas of virgin terri­ tory are just now being tapped. If the NHL plays its cards right, and Bettman shows every indication of being a shrewd dealer, hockey could truly establish itself as the nation’s fourth major sport, instead of the regional pastime it once was. Hockey could be huge and it shouldn’t let the memories of its deceased forefa­ thers get in the way. After all, your tradition is another’s mystery. 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All winning entries will be featured in th e G allery section. Prizes will be announced on December 1. E n try form s are available a t th e Spark o ff Ice, located in th e basement o f M atthew s Center, room 50. For more inform ation, please c o n ta ct Tim Gibbons, G allery E ditor, a t 965-6SS1. Page 13 W ednesday, October 13» 1993 S ta te P ress Phi: M i l l Tight end- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 1 . COICTINUED FROM PAGE IT , Arbuckle said. “Obviously every receiver — which a tight end is because he’s half a lineman and half a receiver — would like to get the ball in the passing game as much as he can. “But we’ve talked about it and our guys are very solid team members and they know we’re going to do what’s best for the team. They know they can run good routes and they can catch the football, and we’ve proven that not only to the coaching staff, but the quarterbacks. And I think as the season progresses you’ll see us more involved in the passing game.” think it would be important for us to do it.” Unlike this season, the Sun Devils’ tight end has played a key role in the ASU passing attack through the years. Last year, Bob Brasher, who played in 10 of the 11 games, was the third-leading receiver on the team with 22 receptions for 320 yards and two touchdowns. Because of his statistics, 1Brasher was named second team AU-Pac-10. “The tight end, when Bob Brasher was with us last year, was a very integral part of our offense, and we anticipate that in the future,” S t a t e P r ess yards with one touchdown and two intercep­ tions. “It’s no big deal,” said Behton, who has been hampered by a shoulder injury. “Obviously, I guess Jake sparked the team and I’m sure he should be the starter. “I knew it was going to happen and I pre­ pared for it over the weekend. 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A friend may burden you w ithJtis or her problems.... Some meet wife a romantic introfeiction through a co­ worker. , TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20). You may make spt^-of-foe-moment plans for travel now. Some will take up a new hobby dr creative inter-1 est. Evening hours are tailor-made for leisure and romance. f gpl GEMINI OVIay 21 to June 20) .. A surprise gift may come from a relative« A work venture is brought to completion. Home decorating projects are favored. Entertaining guests is á plus tonight. I ■ I * . s (June 21 to July 22) ; A partner has some exciting ideas to share wife you today. Reaching agreements with others and fee sign­ ing ó f eontracts are favored now. Romance looks good. LEO . (July 23 ti> Aug. 22> N ew chances to /im prove incom e arise today. Originality is a plus for you cm the job. You will find something to your teste when shopping. Try not to be extravagant VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) You may feel a bit pressured on fee job, but other­ wise, it's a day when things go very much your way. Others find you charming. Romance comes unexpectr edly. LIBRA (Sept 23 to Oct. 22) A family member is intent on doing his or her own thing now, which is just as well, as you would like to have some tim e for yourself now. Privacy abets romance tonight SCORPIO ^ Q ^ y2 3 -t0 :^ V ..2 J s) - ; ^ f e . ••• / You will be contacted by someone you haven't heard from in a while. Social festivities are tops on your age^la now: Those eligible wlfl meet wife romance tonight. SAGITTARIUS | (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Things progress nicely for you in business tpday. You havq pew ideas which you will be putting into motion. Your social graces are an asset to you now in your ' career. ■ ' CAPRICORN PfDec. 22 U) Jan. 19) You may find.one friend a bit on edge today, but bth! erwise, you wiU Succeed in accomplishing your goals now. Meeting wife advisers and making travel plans are highlighted. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) You may decide to invest in an art object or antique today. It would be a productive day for you on the job and you will, enjoy unwinding later wife a loving tie: PISCES (Fpb. 19 to Mar. 20) > You maybe introduced to somenewfriends by a part­ ner today. As a couple, you w YOU BORN TODAY are creative and practical, but sometimes have difficulty reconciling these qualities. It is important that you like your work, or you won't put in fee necessary effort for success. However, you are a hard worker, when interested. Sometimes, you are found in businesses allied to the arts, though you yourself may also be drawn to careers in acting, paint­ ing and writing. Birthdate of: Margaret Thatcher, gov­ ernment leader; A rt Garfunkel, singer; and Yves Montant, actor. 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