©Copyright, State P ress. 1993 Tem pe, Arizona An Independent Morning Daily Vol. 77 No. 103 ^ Wednesday, September 29,1993 < O fficials contemplate An‘ax to grind capping enrollment Current numbers up since last year for both campuses B y J ake B atsell S tate P ress ’ While enrollment at ASU’s main campus has risen by more than 1,600 students in the past year. University administrators said Tuesday they will continue to place emphasis on attempt­ ing to cap enrollment figures. University officials announced Tuesday that enrollment at the main campus for fall 1993 is 41,250. That figure includes 2,621 students tak­ ing courses at off-campus locations and those participating in televised instruction. In fall of 1992, main campus enrollment was at 39,610. , ASU President Lattie Coor — who in the past has encouraged limiting enrollment at the main campus to around 39,000 —- attributed the increased numbers to a larger freshman class, -•“We want to keep a reasonable balance in the flow of students,” Coor said. “We have a larger Turn to Enrollment, page 2. Officials: In -state quota inappropriate for University graduate college N ational recruitm ent a necessity, dean says graduate studies, B y J ames F rusf.tta Although the Regents have not stated arty S tate P ress A newly-enacted Arizona Board of Regents plans to extend the ceiling beyond the law policy boosting resident quotas could produce school, Arnold warned that the rationale for the severe repercussions if the ABOR seeks to ceiling could be used to justify a similar quota in extend the measure to graduate programs, two other areas. “If they were to. follow the logic that we h igh-ranking ASU faculty m em bers said ought to focus on in-state students, then that Tuesday, Academic Senate President Bill Arnold and logic ought to apply to all graduate programs,” Graduate College Dean Brian Foster warned that Arnold said. “They would then discover that a policy similar to the recently passed 75 percent those percentages do not apply (at the graduate quota for in-state law students could produce level).” Foster said that there are differences in how dramatic consequences for graduate education at professional programs such as the law school ASU. Foster; said that nationwide recruitment of and studies in arts and sciences interact with the students is vital to graduate programs, which are local community. “Programs that serve local constituencies — heavily focused upon doctoral programs and that provide high-quality training in local profes­ specialijed areas of study . “To recruit a quali lied student body in these sion —;probably wouldn't be affected (by a ce il-; areas, you almost have to do national recruit­ ing),” Foster said- “They have something in ment,” he said; “It fa 75 percent quota) would be Common with the law school as professional very damaging to programs of this sort, and it .schools.” '. B ut Arnold and Foster both agreed that nonwould damage fhe standings of the programs.” ; The ABOR passed a motion last week to professional graduate studies, especially at the lower the ceiling on out-of-state students in the doctoral level, tend to attract more out-of-state law school from 30 percent to 25 percent. A students. “Arizona State University, because we have similar 25 percent ceiling also exists for under­ Sam antha FMdman/Stato P re ss S p a rk s fly a s M FA Student P eter M alinoski g rin d s ste e l fo r a portion of a g u itar, known to m u sicia n s a s ,“axes'*, at the A rt W arehouse b u ild ing . Lo o k fo r h is e le ctric g u itars and b a ss­ e s on d isp la y at the M U . g allery next m onth. Turn t o Quota, p a g e 2. Regents to push for higher minority enrollment Goals being met at ASU; ambitious efforts persist B y J o y E. B eason S tate P ress Although ASU has met its target fig­ ures for undergraduate minority enroll­ ment. the Arizona Board of Regents is developing h ig h e f targets for the next five-year period; according to an ABOR report. in 1989, the board published a report which recommended a 10 percent increase in minority enrollment each year. ASU met and in some cases surpassed target C oor figures, according to a study conducted by th e S elf-A ssessm en t for Q uality and Diversity Committee. ASU surpassed student enrollment targets for black students IN S ID E STA TE PR ESS W eather Outlook Sunny morning with some clouds moving in by afternoon. High 102, low 70. ■ £21 by 24.7 percent, but fell short with American Indian or Alaskan native student figures by 6 percent. According to officials from ASU’s Office of Institutional Analysis, minorities and international students made up 19 per­ cent of the entire student population in fall 1992. Such figures for the current semester have not yet been released. University officials said they were happy that past figures have been met and feel that the regents should be even more ambitious this year. .,.. “I am very pleased w ith the success and effo rt o f the University to meet and surpass the goals set by the Board of Regents,” said ASU President Lattie Coor. “(The 10 percent goal) was an ambitious goal.” Coor said that the numbers reported by the committee proved that an increase in the board’s targets for the upcoming period would be realistic. He added that the numbers show the University’s strength in recruitment, but that retention and recruitment “walk hand in hand,” “We have proven that we can attract students, but we must work harder to make sure they succeed,” he said. ► Former Arizona Sen. Barry Goldwater speaks to a wornmen's studies class on campus. Page 9 ► President Clinton's health-care reform have an imact on students entering the' medical profession. Page 12 World/ Nation Hillary Rodham C linton stands and delivers on President Clinton's health care plan Tuesday. P ag e 3 Jesus Trevino, assistant dean of Student Life for cultural diver­ sity, said he thinks the numbers indicate a step in the right direc­ tion. “O f course, we always want to see the recruitment of ethnic and racial students increase,” he said. “I do not know what went into the formula. It is great that some kind of targets have been set, that a plan is in motion. “There needs to be planning and thinking behind plans to increase cultural diversity, and apparently there have been.” r Minority students said the regents should increase the 10 per­ cent target. “I think things have changed for our communities so their goals need to be revisited,” said Juan Guevara, co-chair of the Hispanic graduate student alliance. “I think they should have set them higher.” Guevara echoed Coor, saying that “you cannot address recruit­ ment without addressing retention.” The board has not set a date to release its new targets, accord­ ing to Suzanne Pfister, associate director for public affairs for the board, though she said research trying to track the flow of incomT urn to Minorites, page 2. Sports O SU football tradition revolves around touching the Bronze Beaver a sym bol o f spirit with the student body and the football team. P ag e 15 W here To Find It A dvertiser Index........ ..........18 .........18 C om ics....................... .......„14 C rossw ord................... ......8,15 H oroscopes ................. .............4 P olice R eport............... .........11 Sports................ ............. .......... 15 T oday’s A c tiv ities..... .............2 W orld/N ation......... ............3 Page 2 S tate P ress Wednesday, September 29,1993 E n ro llm en t T o d ay Continued from page 1. The Today section is a daily calendar o f • MUAB Recreation Committee — Meeting, events printed as a service to the ASU commu- everyone welcome, 12:40 p,m., MU Room nity. Requests are printed according to the 1A. space available each day. • MUAB G allery Com m ittee — Meeting, Campus clubs and organizations may sub- everyone welcome, 3:40 p.m., MU Room 1A, m it written entries to the State Press in the * W riting C enter — Seminar: How to Take basem ent o f M atthew s C enter. Room 15. 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Orientation meeting inviting minority journal• A lcoholics A nonym ous — Daily closed ism and b ro ad castin g stu d en ts, 3 p .m ,, meeting, noon, All Saints Catholic Newman Stauffer Hail Reading Room, second floor. Center, northwest corner of College Avenue * MUAB C ulture an d A rts Com mittee and University Drive. D an ce p rese n tatio n , L ena Flam enco, •Adult Children of Alcoholte/Dysftmctionai Flamenco dancers featuring Latavi Carlos Famflies — 12-step self-help support group, Martion Gaytano, 11:30 a.m.- 1 p.m., MU noon-1 p.m., MU Kaihab Room 208E. Programming Lounge. • W om en’s S ta d e a t C e n te r — “Healing • Cam pus Republicans — Weekly meeting. W om en’s S pirits: R edefining Im ages o f guest speaker Gary Richardson, state House Beauty,” by D ebbie LaTarte, M .A., from representative, district 27, 3 p.m., MU Pinal Counseling and Consultation, noon. Women's Room 215. Student Center, MU low « level. • Baha’i Club o f ASU — Meeting, 3:30 p.m., • I.esbian/Gay Academic Union — Parents MU Room 209. and Friends o f Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) » P rogram fo r Southeast Asian Studies — visits, bring your folks, 7:30 p.m., MU Pinal Film , “ A R ustling o f L eaves: Inside the Roma. Philippine Revolution,” 12:40 p.m., Language • MUAB Special Events — Newlywed G an» and Literature Building Room C50. Roommate-Style, how well do you know your • Gamm a Beta PM — General meeting for roommate, be a contestant or just watch, great fall in fo rm atio n , 4 p .m ., MU T urquoise prizes for winning team, 12:45 p.m.- 2 p m , Room, yearbook pictures taken at 4:15 pjn. Hayden Lawn. : ' . , ~ .. ' number of juniors and seniors because of the transfer (factor). We had a rather significant drop in freshmen about 3 or 4 years ago as we were trying to balance this out. (This year’s enrollment figures) kind of bring us back into balance.” While class-by-class breakdowns of the fig­ ures were not released, Coor and Vice President for Student Affairs Christine Wilkinson both said preliminary numbers indicate that freshman enrollment has increased. Wilkinson said the rise is not a step back from the University’s emphasis to cap enroll­ ment. “We’re still there, even though there was a growth," she said. “The growth and the numbers don’t always reflect the whole story, because in one sense we’re trying to look at shaping the entering class, ; “What we’re really pleased about is the inter­ est at the freshman level, because we think we can plan more deliberately if we’re starting with freshmen rather than having people come in at all different places.” Coor said efforts w ill continue to lim it enrollment at the main campus, “We have a larger overall number right now than what we’re going to be shooting for, but we expect to be able to balance that out over time,” he said. “It does mean we’ll have to be particu­ larly attentive to size of freshman classes in future years.” Total fall 1993 enrollment for all ASU stu­ dents at all locations is 44,550. Enrollment at ASU West fell to 4,495, compared to a figure of 4,946 in fall 1992. Q u ota____ Continued from page 1. some very good programs -—like, say, western history — is a national resource,” Foster said. ‘There is a division of resources between nation­ al universities.” .7 Arnold also said that universities encourage students to diversify by studying at different institutions at the different levels of studies. Fostersaid the recruiting process for enhanc- ing diversity within the Graduate College would be threatened by any kind of ceiling. “In all cases, especially in the arts and sci­ ences program, our ability to recruit a diverse standard --- ethnic and gender, but also diverse in respect to substantive interests and geography — would be threatened,” Foster said. M in oritiesContinued from page 1. ing students is underway. Said Regent Rudy Campbell: “We want to get the target as high as we can that is reason­ able to reach. ' ‘T en percent was pretty ambitious, but obvi­ ously reachable. We think our universities are doing quite well in that department.” Campbell said the board would probably set a date to announce the new target at its October meeting- State Press P olice Reports- a w alk o n th e w eird side. B A C K T H E D E V ILS WE CARRY TH E LARGEST SELECTIO N O F A R iZ O N A S T A T I T-SH I RTS «. SO U VEN IRS ONGNECKS • 7 - 1 0 :3 0 p m * TANK TOPS ♦ SHORTS • T-SHIRTS •SWEATSHIRTS ♦ FITTED CAPS • • SOUTHWESTERN SOUVENIRS * MERCHANDISESIZES AVAILABLE IN INFANT TO XXL CORNERSTONE AT RURAL S. 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Friends and family gathered outside the crime scene late Monday, still in shock at the death of a girl described as friendly, known to all in the neighbor­ hood. “She liked talking with everyone, she was always talking with people," said neighbor Toby Laborin. “She was ... always very happy,” said neighbor Jose Gomez. The girl and her friends were sitting on a wall north of the apartment complex when the group of men and woman came by, said police spokesman Sgt. Kevin Robinson. Robinson said something then turned the scene violent and one of the group pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and began shooting. Vianette was hit at least once but no one else was injured. 2 arrested in Black Bart death PHOENIX (AP) — Two men have been arrested in the 1992 slaying o f die man who played Old West gunslinger Black Bart. Police believe Charles T Gold was shot to death in his north Phoenix home by Robert William Pryor, 33. Police also arrested Gold’s stepson, Kenneth Ashton Cottini, 21. who they believe hired Pryor to kill Gold after a disagreement. Both men, arrested over the weekend, likely w ill face first-degree m urder charges, said Maricopa County Attorney spokesman Bill FitzGerald. Traffic shooter m ay have threatened 50 o th er people PHO EN IX (A P) — A man who allegedly wounded a woman and her 3year-old granddaughter in a traffic argu­ ment had been reported to authorities m a sim ilar ease 18 days earlier, officials acknowledged. A nd after the shooting, police in G lendale got more than 56 calls from people who said they ’d had roadway con­ frontations with the accused gunman, Julius Riddley. Glendale police said Riddley. 23, shot him self to death Sept. I, shortly after being questioned about several traffic confrontations, including the shooting of Judith Danieisen. 59. D an ielso n w as w ounded and her granddaughter was cut by flying glass after being fired on in a traffic dispute Aug. 29. : ' L obbyist pushes reform plan PHOENIX (AP) — City voters can mad file political power of special-interest groups by passing a campaign reform measure cm next week’s ballot, the nation­ al chairm an o f C om m on C ause said Tuesday. Proposition 101, going before the vot­ ers Oct. 5, would limit campaign contri­ butions for mayoral and council races. Candidates for mayor could raise $75,000 and council candidates $25,000, with matching funds available from the city, N ed C ab o t, chairm an o f the New Y o rk-based p u b lic in te re st lobby Common Cause, urged voters to follow the lead of citizens in Tucson and other cities that have passed similar laws. “What you are seeing in Phoenix is happening all over the country,” said Cabot. He cited a newspaper study that found more than 80 percent o f contributions to Phoenix candidates in 199! came from lobbyists and special interests with direct links to the city. A ssociated P re ss F irst lady H illary Rodham Clinto n h o ld s up a pam phlet titled “C o ron ary A rtery B y p a ss G raft Su rg ery" w hile testifyin g on C ap itol Hill T u esd ay before the H ouse W ays and M eans Com m ittee. First lady w ow s lawmakers Mrs. Clinton answers doubts about president’s health care plan WASHINGTON (AP) — Greeted with an unusual ovation from law m akers, H illary Rodham Clinton began the selling of her hus­ band's health care plan in Congress on Tuesday. She acknowledged room to negotiate but insisted action must be swift. “As we sit here today, literally hundreds and hundreds of Americans will lose their health care,” Mrs. Clinton said as the House Ways and Means Committee opened hearings on President Clinton's package. It is designed to provide cov­ erage for all, rein in costs and spark competition. Mrs. Clinton conceded the plan would proba­ bly cost one in 10 Americans more money for the same level of benefits. “We think we’re being as fair as we can, but 1 want to be honest,” the first lady told the House Energy and Commerce Committee, where she had headed after the Ways and Means panel. About 10 percent to 12 percent of the popula­ tion — mostly young, healthy people who have benefited from the current system •— will have to pay more for the same benefits, Mrs. Clinton said. Roughly 63 percent to 65 percent of people will pay the same or less for better benefits, she said, but 20 to 22 percent will probably pay a lit­ tle more money for better benefits, she said. Mrs. Clinton, breaking ground as a first lady, spent more than four hours answering questions from the two panels. She goes to three more con­ gressional committees over the next two days as Turn to H ealth, page 7. Police surround Russian parliament MOSCOW (AP) — President Boris Yeltsin tried to break the nerve of defiant hard-line lawmakers Tuesday, surrounding the Russian parliament with thousands of riot police and troops in his biggest show of force yet. Trucks and barbed wire blocked roads leading to the parliament build­ ing. Senior Interior Ministry officials barked through loudspeakers, order­ ing the lawmakers and their supporters to surrender their weapons and leave the building by Wednesday. But top presidential aides later backed off the 24-hour deadline and said Boris Yeltsin had no intention o f using force. The ultimatum triggered a protest by about 3,000 hard-line demonstra­ tors, some of whom tried to break through police lines and then march near parliament, beating on cars, throwing rocks at riot police and building a barricade across a main street. Shouting “Shame!” and “Death to Yeltsin!,” the protesters marched past the U S. Embassy, stopping at an underpass where three young men died during the August 1991 hard-line coup attempt. Hundreds of police in full riot gear and armed with shields dispersed the crowd, which threw rocks at the troops. At least two people were arrested and several people had minor injuries. Yeltsin has ruled out compromise with his opponents, and the deploy­ ment of more troops stepped up the war of nerves with the increasingly demoralized and isolated lawmakers who have been holed up in the parlia­ ment building — the Russian White House — since Yeltsin dissolved par­ liament a week ago, on Sept. 21. Many lawm akers were deserting the hard-line cause to work in Yeltsin’s administration. More than 200 deputies are negotiating job offers with the government, which set up an employment office for lawmakers and their staff. Warmly outfitted in rain gear, police ignored appeals by the less-well equipped defenders to come over to their side. Both sides stood watching each other in a drenching rain. ' d a te c e rta in ’ fro m So m a lia I C lin to n re q u e s ts o n WASHINGTON (AP) M There must be a “date certain” for withdrawing troops from Somalia, President Clinton declared Tuesday, and the White House said the government was neg o tiatin g w ith th e U nited Nations: I # replacement of some U S. troops. Without setting a deadline for U.S. with­ drawal. the president said he wants thé United Nations to first develop a political strategy ensuring that starvation and chaos will not revisit the East Africa nation after UJH. troops ; taking session as he met with Democratic con- •' Clinton’s push to r «in exit comes under I gressional leaders. While the administration still believes th e | pressure from Congress, where concern is growing that the United States could become H capture o f A idid w ould make it easier to mired in a long military engagement. His com­ 'en su re tasting peace in Somalia, the W hite House is trying to change the view that the ments shifted ■ U.S. is a combatant. warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid, placing hew “T h e en fo rcem en t strateg y did not urgency on achieving political stability. change,” Clinton said. “Bin what I wanted to ~ “Every peacekeeping m ission o r every emphasize at the U.N. yesterday was that there humanitarian mission h a s to h a v e a date cer­ T u r n t o Somalia , page 7 . tain when it’s over,” Clinton said in a picture- ::‘t, ■■ T fry- A fv ,!,’, ¿ ¡¡¿ ¡fa * ■ --“.-v..... '■.....■■■■ ’ ..... __________Opinion ________ Page 4 _________________ _______ 211^ Wednesday, September 29, 1993 Statb P ress ditorial B Get out of Somalia The W hite House has begun negotiations w ith the U nited N ations to rep la ce som e j American soldiers in Somalia with U.N. troops. This follow ed on the heels o f P resid en t Clinton’s statement Tuesday that said 1« wants “a political strategy that puts the affairs o f Somalia back into the hands of Somalia,” and statements that American troops w ill be with­ drawn as soon as the U.N. develops a strategy to ensure that the country does not lapse back into starvation and strife. Clinton's announcement came as the House Of Representatives neared a vote on a resolution that w ould require him to report the U nited States' goals in Somalia by Oct. 15 and to seek congressional authorization to continue U.S. involvement by Nov. 15. It’s a shame that it took congressional action to finally get Clinton off his duff and thinking about withdrawal from the Somalian quagmire. He should have made that decision at the first sign of hostility toward American troops. C lin to n ’s dilem m a is- understandable; he wants to feed the dying Somalis, while at the same time keeping American soldiers from get­ ting killed. Bui what Clinton wants is nearly impossible on both counts. First o f all, feeding the dying Somalis, only postpones their plight- We can’t feed them for­ ever. They eventually will have to stand or fall on their own. From a logical standpoint, it is better that we pull out now, while the Somalis are relatively independent from us. If we wait until later to get out, more children will be bom. More children means more starving mouths we will eventually have to turn away. That’s the simple reality. Secondly, with the situation as volatile as it is in Somalia, almost nothing can prevent another attack like the one Saturday that killed three Americans (or the August attack, in which four U.S. soldiers were killed by a remote-controlled mine). Aidid bas too many supporters and too much money with which to buy weapons. There is nothing we can do, short of razing the entire country. If C linton w ants to help the Som alis, he should implore the U-N. to pull completely out erf tiie country. It is apparent that the majority o f the population doesn’t want our help. Tbey think Aidid is their great leader, although he steals their food sells it back to them at exorbitant rates. To tty and change their minds about the man they revere is as unfeasible as trying to convince the Vietnamese in thé 1960s that freedom is more important than a full stomach. Clinton told the U.N. General Assembly on Monday that it must lim it its m issions if the American people are to support troops to strive the world’s woes. Mr. Clinton should act imme­ diately and cut this particular mission short. Unsigned editorials reflect the views o f the editorial bond, decided by a S | roajoniy voted among us members They do mu reflect the opinion o f the State Frets M B at » whole. B o w l members include: 8. Talbott Smith E d ito r s Jaaou Owsley M a n a g in g E d ito r STATE PRESS TAFF Ken Brown O p in io n E d ito r Miss America pageant finally catches up with modern times go home after the double humiliation of being showcased and los­ As a child I used to watch Miss ing. However, the Carnation folks and my mother insisted on D eborah America pageants with fascination, some picture-taking, so, being smaller than all the insisters, I but never envy or longing. For me, the M a t h is acquiesced. annual paprade of beautiful young Gannet News The resultant photo is worth a thousand words. There I sit — .women was always a game, a sport, as next to the crown-topped, rose-bearing, smiling queen — with my my sister and I rated the contestants arms folded tightly across my chest, my lips bulging in a pro­ on looks and talent. 1 never wanted to nounced pout, and a frown rippling across my forehead. Not be one, however. exactly a paradigm of pulchritude. The older I got, the more disinter­ Of course, my eventual awareness of sexism and its ploys only ested I became, until, by about age 20, solidified this snobbery. Ask me about a beauty pageant and I too I was convinced that women in want recited the words “exploitation” and “superficial” and “degredaof a tiara had virtually nothing of any tion.” True, they were feminist clichés, but also awfully accurate significance in com m on w ith me. . in many cases. Especially when it came to that swimsuit bit. After all, there 1 was, married, work­ Remember? “Miss (pick a state). Her measurements are 36-24ing and riding the bus whenever my onery auto had another of its oil-burbing fits. Why, then, would 1 35.” Good grief. This year, as the pageant grew near, I picked up a few hints want to waste two or three hours of landromat time with such that the contest might be picking up with the times and, stuck ephemera? And so it was by word of mouth that I learned one year that a . home on a Saturday night, I tuned in. Reportedly, the entrants weren’t allowed to have makeup black woman was among the beauties and got interested again. artists and hair stylists in the Kind of. Actually, all I did was dressing rooms this year, which consider the possibility that the told me the perfectionists might nation was making progress on be backing off. That’s a start. the racial thing and that the Then, I noticed that the Miss America lineup was an women formed a diverse group, indication. But I still d idn’t in looks, ethnicity, talent and watch the big show. area of study. So far, so good. Indeed, fo r q u ite some Finally, I learned that the years now 1 have been what finalists were expected to have m ight be called a beauty a pet issue — something sub­ p ageant snob. I ’ve w orked sta n tiv e and sp ecific, as with contestants, even a couple opposed to the hackneyed of winners, and although I sin­ “world peace” mantra of previ­ cerely w ished them w ell, 1 ous pageanteers. The on-stage invariably marveled that any­ in terv iew s, though b rief, one w ould in v est so much proved the finalists knowledge­ time, energy, heart and money able and articulate. Say amen. into such a thing. : Althogether, the newly styled Miss American pageant left me For whatever its worth, at least I was consistent. This snobbery is steeped in history, as my mother can attest. She was the one thinking maybe it’s time to reconsider the ritual. I mean, the who did the paperwork that got me into the only beauty contest I women do get scholarships and travel. And they are given forums ever entered. I was four years old, chubby and pig-tailed — appar­ for their causes, which, thanks in part to 1993’s winner, AIDS ently in M am a’s eyes worthy o f the crown tentered by the education advocate Leanza Cornett, are serious stuff nowadays. Don’t you just know the swimsuit competition ain’t long for Carnation Milk Company. Another little girl won, but I placed runner-up and wanted to this world? Ask me about a beauty pageant and 1 too recited the words “exploitation ” and “superficial” and “degredation.” True, they were fem in ist cliches, but also awfully accurate in many cases. Especially when it came to that swimsuit bit. ' S. TALBOTT SMITH, Editor JASON OWSLEY, Managing Editor JAKE BATSELt...,iw— --- --------------- -....City Editor TAMMY MESA-SIERRA................... :....... Asst. City Editor ANGELABENOCHE...................... News Editor KEN BROWN........................ Opinion Editor BOB CASTLE....................... Photo Editor BRIAN FITZGERALD.............................. 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S tate P ress P h o n e N umbers Information............ ..965-7572 Newsroom............... 965-2292 Magazine............... ..965-1695 Advertising..............965-6555 Classifieds................965-6731 V Opinion S tate P ress Political correct­ A un ness and the reason­ ing frtr its use are H olcom b antithetical to every C o lu m n is t p rin cip le that our U nited _States of America was found­ ed upon. Those who attem pt to shove political correctness down our throats are nothing less than w ant-to-be tyrants who use intim ida­ tion and .coercion to achieve their goals. P o litic al correctn ess is fasc ist. S talinist, McCarthyite, tyrannical, and just plain ignorant and unrealistic. Furthermore, it stifles freedom of speech and expression: it seeks to create a world-view that is contrary7to reality, and it cre­ ates many more problems than it seeks to pre­ vent. The University of Wisconsin drafted a speech code that prohibited assertions that "demean” anyone's "race, sex, religion, color, creed, dis­ ability, sexual orientation, national origin, ances­ try or age." Also proscribed were any statements ''.. ' t h a t created “ a n intim i­ dating, hostile o r d e m e a n in g e n v iro n m e n t for education." This meant that if you were a stu ­ dent at the U niversity of W isconsin and you remarked to another student “I d o n ’t like you Italian s; you guys are all m o b s te rs ; that’s just how all you 1 1 a 1i a n s are,” then y o u Wednesday, September 29, 1993 could be suspended from school, even if it were said in jest. Some co lleg es have eith er punished or attempted to punish students for their politically incorrect assertions. A student at the University of Michigan was punished for stating that homo­ sexuality is a disease that can be cured by thera­ py. Someone must have forgotten to tell the University administrators that the Diagnostic and S tatistic al M anual o f the A m erican Psychiatric Association, until 1973. listed homo­ sexuality as a mental disorder. That point was overlooked by the University; the student was punished because what he said supposedly "vic­ timized" other students in the class. What a farce! Anyone who feels victimized by such a statement has been victimized only by their own infinitesimal brain and lack of self­ esteem. The most effective way to deal with such an assertion is through rational discourse, not by claiming to be victimized. At the University of Pennsylvania, a Jewish student was charged with "racial harassment” because he yelled at a black sorority group. He was trying to study while the group was making noise beneath his dormitory window. He became frustrated and yelled “Will you water buffaloes get out of here?” He did not intend the phrase to be a racial insult. As George Will notes, "The Hebrew word behama, meaning water oxen is a slang put-down meaning dolt.” But even if he meant for the word to be racially charged it would have been protected free speech. This is true because the right to free speech m ust include the right to objectionable utterances. Maybe an example that is closer to home will more clearly illu strate how pervasive and destructive political correctness can be. I recent­ ly spoke to someone who is taking a freshmanlevel composition course at ASU. This student had just received a paper from his teacher with the following message written on it: “Avoid the use of single sex pronouns.” The message con­ tinued: "Am I, as a female, to be excluded by the use o f th is m asculine w ord?” O nly if you exclude yourself through your very own thought processes, professor. The politically incorrect word was “man’s” This type of teaching and comment by an ASU professor should alarm and frighten anyone who believes in freedom of speech and individualism. I have also had teachers here tell me not to use single-sex pronouns. This is a blatant abuse of one’s position as an instructor. It intimidates students, especially those who are just begin­ ning their college work. If a student wishes to use single-sex pronouns or politically incorrect words or phrases such as saying “black” instead of “African-American,” then that is his constitutional right. By forcing students to use politically correct terms, professors, like those in A .S .U .’s English department, show no regard for that student’s past learn­ ing ex p erien ces. N or do these d ictato rs have any respect for that person as an in d iv id u al; they seek to im pose th e ir d ic tato ria l beliefs onto these young and trusting students. This type of tyran­ Page 5 ny must stop. Students, if you have a professor means nothing. Meaning is derived only from tell you that you must not use single-sex pro­ the emotions and significance that each individu­ nouns or politically incorrect language, refer al person attaches tb each word. Accordingly, if them to the United States Constitution, more you believe that someone says “black” instead of specifically the First Amendment. Tell them that “African-American,” “disabled” instead of “difif you wished to be ruled by a tyrant, you would fe ren tly -a b led ,” or “m ankind” in stead of build a tim e-m achine and go back to Nazi “humankind,” in order to victimize you, then you Germany. Maybe if they were to read some have created your own miserable reality. Rather than cry, pout, and ran amuck decry­ Supreme Court decisions they would appreciate the good-faith rationale and discourse that went ing that Western political and social tradition into the many decisions in support of the First and its ideals are out to get you, you should real­ ize that varying ideas of what is right or wrong Amendment. Professors, especially ASU’s English profes­ are necessary. It has been demonstrated repeat­ sors, you must not tell students that they cannot edly throughout history that pointed, exchanges use politically incorrect words. You can tell of columns, counter-columns, and letters has them only that you prefer that they use political­ done more to further understanding than has ly correct words and pronouns. If you force stu­ censorship. Censorship of language and words dents to use politically correct language, then serves only to stifle the intellectual thought pro­ you, as American professors of higher education, cesses of individuals. This is far more destruc­ will be contributing to, and in fact promoting, tive to society than are words that one might find the decline of higher education as we know it. In objectionable. addition, this line of thought runs counter to Even if we all try most diligently to not utter everything that our highest court has intelligent­ politically incorrect words or phrases, the “vic­ ly reasoned since its conception. tims” find other ways to make us feel bad about Schools are not meant to graduate students what we say. Someone can very easily assert who have been taught to be “the perfect neigh­ that “It’s not what you said, it’s how you said bor” or the citizen who never says or writes it.” How does a reasonable person respond to anything politically incorrect (although he will this excrement? He cannot. The politically cor­ make others aware of their miscues in the PC rect adherents have turned language that was area). Schools best serve society, and the indi­ once crisp and concise into a language of con­ vidual student when they teach critical thinking sternation and phobia. skills, tolerance for discourse, writing skills, It is interesting to note that while the politi­ skills to read demanding texts, and understand­ cally correct camp wishes to prohibit people ing how to deal with the world as it is. from saying words like fat, unborn, waiter, Such skills are necessary because this is not policeman, chairman, manpower, and others, a perfect world; there never has been nor will they do not rush to attack more serious issues. there ever be a “Utopia.” So rather than force For example, how about, all of those lawyer political correctness on others, it would be more jokes? What about the barbs endured by public wise to teach people to deal constructively with figures and politicians? Well, they assert, these situ atio n s and w ords th at may make them people need to be able to w ithstand verbal uncomfortable. It would be nice to see everyone attacks; these groups, after all, are mostly white, happy and content, not saying, not writing, or European-males who have caused all of this evil not thinking anything that another person or in the first place. group may find offensive. This is, of course, Unfortunately, this type of logic only works impossible. in the two places: the twilight zone, and in the Not offending anyone is made impossible by minds of the politically correct. Theirs is a logic the fact that people now claim to be “hypersensi­ that is “ ... a war o f aggression against the tiv e,” and they easily feel “victim ized” by Western political tradition and the ideas that anisomeone’s language, writing, or even a name. Item: “Squaw Peak:” what do these words ■mate it.” Sensitivity has been turned into paranoia. mean to you? If you are familiar with Phoenix, Rational discourse is being abandoned and is you will know that this is the name of a small being replaced by the mantra of victimism (being mountain in the city. It has a nice public park, offended by anything that doesn’t satisfy one’s and you can go hiking or have a picnic there. But members of the politically correct crowd emotions), lookism (discrimination based on argue that the name is offensive to the Indian appearance), weightism (discrimination against community. After reading many articles, howev­ the non-slim), ableism (discrimination against er, I have seen the word defined as meaning the handicapped), and others. The best, positive many different things. A tribal member has said solution to this sorry state of affairs is simple: that “It is offensive. Just the association of that stop sulking, stop attempting to force your views name with Indian women is usually used in a on others, start engaging in constructive dis­ course and discussion of issues. Realize that, as derogatory sense.” My mind has never associated the words Dr. Boris Pasternak asserted in Dr. Zhivago : “Squaw Peak” with anything derogatory; how “Health is ruined by the systematic duplicity about you? I always thought of Squaw Peak as a forced on people if you say the opposite of what nice place to spend an afternoon. If anyone finds you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike these words to be so offensive, why did people and rejoice at what brings you nothing but mis­ wait so many years to lament this outrageous fortune.” It is a cruel, often times malicious world out tragedy? They have just now come to the fore­ front because the words “Squaw Peak,” “his,” there. The true test of a person, and of society, is and “disabled” have never been nor will they their ability to deal constructively with the unpleasant and unfortunate situations around ever be the problem. Understand that language, in and of itself. them. Page 6 S tate P ress Wednesday, September 29,1993 WEDNESDAY STUDENT GATHERING UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN CHURCH Hispanic «ritrae Month E V E R Y W ED N ESD A Y Sept. 15 Oct. 15, 1993 Coordinated by the MUAB Culture & Arts Comiiiittee B IB L E S T U D Y 5 p m . D IN N ER W ITH FR IEN D S 6 p m . W ednesday, Septem ber 29 D ance Presentation "Lena Flam enco" Flam enco Dancers featuring LaTavi, Carles, Martin, G aytano MU Programming Lounge 11:30 am - 1 :00 pm INVITES YOU TO WORSHIP SUNDAYS 10:30 a.m. & 8:00 p.m. University Lutheran Church is located at 340 E. 15th Street, one block south of Ocotillo Hall and Mariposa Hall, and across the street from Saguaro Hall. 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No action is expected until well into next year. She was peppered with questions doubting the administration's wisdom on various provi­ sions of the plan. She repeatedly, methodically laid out why the White House had chosen its approach. She told lawmakers the details of the plan are open to negotiation, but she defended Clinton’s call for sacrifice by Americans in order to over­ haul the nation’s $900 billion system. “The upcoming debate is not about any one set of citizens but all of us,” Mrs. Clinton said. : W hile Democrats and Republicans alike expressed reservations — nearly every question from the 38 Ways and Means members raised a concern — lawmakers practically gushed at Mrs. Clinton’s knowledge and handling of the complex subject, They gave the witness a rare round of applause. Chairman Dan Rostenkowski, Drill,, cracked has to be a political strategy that puts the affairs of Somalia back into the hands of Somalia; that gives every country ... that conies into this oper­ ation the sense that they’re rotating in and out, that there is. a fixed date for their ultimate disen­ gagement in Somalia.” His announcement came as the House neared a vote on a resolution asking him to report to Congress by Oct. 15 on the goals of the Somalia operation. It also urges Clinton to seek congres­ sional authorization by Nov. 15 for continued U.S. involvement. The Senate approved the same provision ear­ lier this month by a resounding vote of 90-7. White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers would not take a position on the resolution, say­ ing only, “We w ill continue to w ork w ith Congress to figure out the best strategy.” Criticism over the mission mounted after it slowly evolved from a humanitarian effort into a nation-building operation. The cries grew louder that “in the very near future, the president will be known as your husband. ‘Who’s that fellow? That’s Hillary’s husband.’” And Rep. Richard Neal, D-Mass., joked that she knew all the answers and should go on the quiz show “Jeopardy!” in her next life. At the Energy and Commerce hearing, Rep. Cliff Steams, R-FJa., noted that many Cabinet members show up to testify surrounded by aides who whisper responses to lawmakers’ questions in their ears. : “y o u ’re making a w inning statem ent by showing up all by yourself at that table,” he said. In the huge Ways and Means hearing room, Rostenkowski, with hand on gavel, kept members’ questions to within one minute. He even tapped Mrs. Clinton to silence a time or two when she went over her one-minute response time. after th ree A m erican soldiers w ere k illed Saturday in Somalia. The number of U.S. troops in Somalia has dropped from 25,000 to 5,000 since the opera­ tion began last year. Myers said the U.S. is negotiating with the United Nations to replace “a certain amount” of U.S. troops with soldiers from other nations or with civilians. She said existing U.N. plans call for the United States to draw down its forces as other countries bring in troops. She originally said 2,500 U.S. troops would be rotated out in the next few months, but later told reporters the information was incorrect. On the timing of a full pullout, she said,“We don’t have a date certain.” A fter the m eeting w ith C linton, Seriate, M ajority Leader George M itchell, D-Maine, said Congress supports Clinton’s actions, but he said some lawmakers are disappointed with the way events have transpired in Somalia. * COFFEE PLANTATION ASU APPRECIATION W EEK! ALL 1993 M ODELS M U ST GO! We need to m ake room for the 1994 models which aré arrivins daily! M onday, S ept. 27 - Sunday, O ct.3 With sin cere thanks to ASU Students, Faculty and. Staff for their loyal support. 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TAIJRUS (Apr. 20 to May 20)., Guard against an inclination to let things slide on the job now; Ÿ ou could overlook something o f importance. Partnership interests are highlighted after dark. GEMINI (May 21 to June ¿0) .. You’ll, bring a work project to a successful con­ clusion now. Valuable advice com es from a trust­ ed colleague. Y ou’re not quite in sync with one friend tonight. CANCER (June .21 to July. 22) . hiew insights com e about child-rearing today. Plans for travel fall into place. N ix home enter­ taining at present. M ixing business and pleasure is not. Favored. ' LEQ (July 23 to Aug. 22) Real estate dealings and meetings with investment ■ ; Frances Drake ...— —— It’s a good day for letting your view s be known at a group meeting. Social interests are favored now, but a friend cou ld prove to be a bit tiresom e tonight. AQUARIUS (Jan. 2 0 to Feb. 18) Y ou’ll make headway now with career interests. It’s a good day for meeting with higher-ups. Be decisive without com ing on too strong. Measure your words carefully. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) A friend entrusts you with a confidence. Dealings with publishers« educators, lawyers, agents and ad visers are-favored now . M ake your v ie w s known. YOU BORN TODAY are inventive, nervous, and perhaps high-strung. You need to be careful that temperament doesn’t get in the way o f your over­ all achievem ent Y ou are both idealistic and prac­ tical but som etim es have difficulty reconciling these qualities. Highly imaginative, you ’re capa­ ble o f creative work that’s ahead o f the tim es. Though you can succeed in business, you’re usu­ ally happier in an artistic career. Birthdate of: Lord N elso n , naval com m ander, G ene Autry, singer; and Anita Ekjberg, actress. • counselors are favored today. A relative may be self-preoccupied and not that responsive to what you have to say. VIRGO ( Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) Your intellect: is razor sharp today, but.be careful not to be overly frank with sensitive types. It’s a delightful day for doing something special with a cldse tie. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Judgment is good about money today and a busi­ ness goal is now realized. Y o u may be taking the children shopping. Be sure to meet partners half Way tonight. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to N ov. 21) Y ou speak with authority today and others are impressed by your‘words . On the job, keep on top o f details. A relative may be joining you at an entertainment SAGITTARIUS (N ov. 22 to D éc. 21) Y ou’re sharp-witted today, but reinember, also to be tactful. Y ou’ll finish up with a household,pro­ j e c t now. Minor differences could occur with a child tonight. CAPRICORN (D ec. 22 to Jan. 19) © 1993 by King Featured Syndicate, Inc. 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P ag e_ 9 Wednesday, September 29,1993 State P ress Senate refuses to lift ban on Medicaid-Paid Abortions WASHINGTON (AP) The Senate refused Tuesday to lift the 17-year-old ban on federally financed abortions for poor women, rebuffing abortion-rights supporters who had hoped that 1993 would be their year. By a surprisingly decisive 59-40 roll call, senators defeated an effort to jettison the restrictions and instead narrowly eased them. The move to kill the limitations had the backing of President Clinton. Currently, only poor women whose lives are threatened can use Medicaid to pay for an abortion. But the provision approved Wednesday would widen the exemption to allow use of the'funds when pregnancies result from rape or incest — a change that abortion-rights supporters had sought for a decade. -■-, Thé vote sealed the issue for the year, because the House had cast a 255-178 tally last June for an identical provision, The roll call also raised questions about whether Congress will be willing to follow Clinton's plan to include abortion among the procedures that would be covered under his proposed revamping of the nation's health-care system. But abortion-rights Senators conceded nothing, predicting that ultimately lawmakers would vote to include abortion coverage in whatever new health plan emerges from Congress. “It was the first vote,” said Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., who led the fight to remove the restrictions. “There will be more, and I predict that one day we will win.” Nonetheless, the vote was a blow to abortion-rights support­ ers, who had been buoyed last fall when voters sent sent Clinton to the White House and four new Democratic women to the Senate. All support the unfettered Use of federal Medicaid funds for abortions. And all five Democratic women senators took to the floor to argue that it was time to resume providing federal aid to the poor for a procedure that is readily attainable — and legal — for women who can afford it. “You are targeting them,” Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., said of poor women who cannot afford abortions without Medicaid. “You are selecting them. You are making them less than a citi­ zen.” But senators ended up siding with anti-abortion arguments that lifting the restrictions would clear the way for an additional 400.000 abortions annually, at a cost to taxpayers of $100 million a year. "Millions of Americans believe the unborn child is a human being,” said Sen. Robert Smith, R-N.H., the leader of the anti­ abortion forces. If the restrictions were dropped, he said, “pro-life Americans would be forced to pay for the wholesale destruction of those whom they rationally regard as their innocent fellow human beings.” Despite the vote, there was little doubt that the political ground on the abortion debate has shifted dramatically since Clinton’s election. The bill itself provided stark evidence of that. The two excep­ tions for victims of rape and incest that abortion-rights supporters grudgingly settled for Tuesday were what they had fought for unsuccessfully for the last decade. “It was a horrible, bitter disappointment, and a vote to perpet­ uate discrimination against poor women,” said President Kate Michelman of the National Abortion Rights Action League. “The Congress has spoken and its message is clear. 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Tempe police reported the follow ing incidents Tuesday : • Police arrested a 19-year-old Phoenix woman and a 18-yearold Phoenix man after investigation revealed they had broken a vehicle window at 1311 W. Baseline Road. Police also charged them with six associated vehicle window breakings in Tempe. f An 18-year-old Phoenix woman was arrested Sunday after she attempted to steal $127 worth of women's perfume from 5100 S. McClintock Road. • A Tempe woman loaned her car to her son 17 days ago for what he told her was a 30-minute errand, but the woman reported that her son has not returned the vehicle. Police said the son is a drug user who has recently been released from jail. • While a 21-year-old Tempe woman was shopping at 1528 E, Southern Ave., she looked out the window to see her 1990 Chevy pickup being driven away. Police found broken glass in the thenvacant parking space. • Police recovered a vehicle Sunday reported stolen in Scottsdale last week. The man who allegedly stole the 1982 Buick Skylark ran a stop sign at 1700 S. Rural Road, and an ensuing chase ended when the 17-year-old Scottsdale youth fled the car in the parking lot of Coco’s, 1717 S. Rural Road. Police caught the suspect three minutes later at 917 E. Broadway Road. • A Tempe woman had her wallet stolen at Smitty’s, 3232 S. Mill Ave., in what police labeled as a scam. The victim said that two the suspects approached her in the store, and one of them claimed his shoe was caught on her shopping basket. As the vic­ tim bent down to help the suspect, the other suspect approached from behind and said, “What’s going on?” The two men then left the store together. The victim told police she did not feel anyone touch her purse. • A 1992 Cadillac belonging to a 50-year-old Tempe man was damaged Friday when someone spray-painted three black designs on the trunk lid while it was parked in the 2700 block o f South Los Feliz Drive. • A 51-year-old Tempe woman reported to police that some­ one had blown up her mailbox in the 4000 block of South Park Road Sunday. The woman told police she heard an explosion at approximately 5 a.m. • A 15-year-old juvenile was arrested Friday when he attempt­ ed to steal a suitcase of Budweiser beer from Basha’s Bargain Basket, 805 E. Guadalupe Road. He was caught and detained by the store manager and was referred to the juvenile division. • A 40-year-old woman reported to police last week -that someone had stolen a decorative water fountain from the front o f her residence in the 800 block of South Maple Avenue. She said she could identify the fountain because it was hand-made for her from a tree stump and patina copper. • A Tempe man was cited Friday after a police investigation revealed he had attempted to steal gasoline from an ASU stu­ dent’s car. Police said the man was caught in the act at 100 W. Sixth Street. • A 24-year-old Phoenix man was arrested Saturday after he was observed traveling at 60 mph in a 25 mph zone, running a two stop signs, failing to stop for a police vehicle and finally crashing into a trash dumpster. He was charged with five driving offenses, and when booked into Tempe City Jail was found to be wanted on three outstanding warrants. Compiled by State Press police reporter John Guzzon. Discount Cellular • Cellular Phones •A ccessories •Pagers •M o to ro la •O K I •A u d io vo x •Technophone *E tc... 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TOUGH Primitive theme parks Vanderbilt, 69. is descended from railroad NEW YORK (AP) — Gloria Vanderbilt won a $1.5 million legal judgment against her former baron Cornelius Vanderbilt. She was dubbed the psychiatrist and a lawyer accused of preying on • “poor little rich girl” in the 1930s during a high­ ly publicized custody battle. her wealth and ¿motional vulnerability . Justice Edward Greenfield said he agreed CANBERRA. A u stralia (AP) — Prince with a lawyers disciplinary committee that con­ Charles heads Down Under in January for a cluded in ) 992 that Thomas A. Andrews misap­ propriated funds and diverted them to himself royal visit amid a friendly national push in Australia away from longtime links to Britain's and Dr. Christ I,. Zois. the psychiatrist. "In her mind, the worst betrayal was by the monarchy. Prime Minister Keating told Parliament the psychiatrist, whom she trusted completely, even heir to the British throne will travel to Australia though Andrews did everything.” Vanderbilt lawyer Jerome Walsh said in January, after the on Jan. 25, with stops planned in the states of New South Wales, Tasmania, Western Australia lawsuit was filed. ' •The two of us took an alcoholic, pill-addict­ and Queensland. Keating invited the prince while meeting ed. insolvent failure and turned her into the queen of jeans and made her rich." Andrews had recently with Queen Elizabeth II at Balmoral said in January, claiming Vanderbilt approved Castle. The prime minister is leading a drive to establish Australia as a republic and replace the all the transactions she later fought.; Andrews was disbarred in December 1992 queen with an Australian president. Keating said Tuesday discussions with the and later died. The judge M onday awarded Vanderbilt $1.383.199.41 from Andrews' estate queen and British Prime Minister John Major confirm the republican debate is seen in Britain and $97,300 plus interest from Zois. as a matter for Australians to decide. Zois did not answer calls seeking comment. -Tuesdays ara back! Glasshouse Rules! - “It is also clear that the results of any consti­ tutional changes are not seen as a threat and will not threaten the warmth of the relationship between Australia and Britain, or the personal respect and affection in which Her Majesty is held,” Keating said. Like some other former British colonies, Australia has retained the British monarch as head of state. A booking agent sets up concert dates for performers and is usually paid at least 10 percent of the performer’s fee. No trial date has been set. WARSAW, Ind. (AP) — Marilyn Tucker Quayle’s return to private life remains a busy one. The lawyer, wife and mother is taking on more work as a member of a medical company’s NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Entertainers board of directors. such as country stars Garth Brooks and Trisha The 4 4 -y ear-o ld w ife o f form er Vice Yearwood can’t follow their booking agent to President Dan Quayle has joined the board of his new agency — for now at least, a judge Biomet Inc., which designs and builds orthope­ ruled. dic medical products. Pending a trial, Davidson County Chancellor “We are extremely excited and proud to have Irvin Kilcrease issued an injunction Monday barring acts represented by Joseph E. Harris Ms. Quayle joining the board of directors of from leaving Harris’ old agency, Buddy Lee' Biomet,” said Dane A. Miller, president and Attractions. chief executive officer. “She is an extremely Harris quit Buddy Lee in 1987 to join the capable person and her distinguished career in William Morris Agency. Buddy Lee Attractions sued Sept. 16 seeking to enforce a noncompeti­ public service will bring a new dimension to our board.” „ - T; tion agreement Harris signed when he left. Sports STATE P ress C , _____________________ Wednesday, September 29,1993 ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ P g j g g j l 5 | Green’s here; Hawk, Wimpy need to leave p o rts O B rie fs Golfers lead tourney The No. 1 ranked ASU women’s golf team leads an international field at the U S A /Japan TOPY M atches a t th e Tanagura Country Club in Fukishuma, Japan, after one round. . . ASU totaled 304 in its first round, two strokes ahead of Pac-iO rival USC. . Sun Devil individuals Wendy Ward and Kristel Mourgue d ’Algue lead the threeday tournament with semes of 74 at the pat-73 golf course, 90 mitesfrom Tokyo. Sophomore Linda Ericsson is tied for 7th piac«with&76,, “Tins is a wonderful experience," said head coach Linda V olistedt. “The golf course is beautiful, and we’re having a great time.” ASU'S Tracy C one is tied for 16th place, while Heather B ow ie and Vinny Riviello remain locked at 24th place. Suns gain missing link; NL West race tightens Polynice free on bail Detroit Pistons center Olden Poly nice was ftee on bail Tuesday after being arrest­ ed for allegedly pointing a loaded gun at tits girlfriend. P o ly n ice w as taken into custody M onday at his B rentw ood hom e and booked on suspicion o f assault with a deadly weapon. He was later released on $20,000 bail, Sgt. Roger Ferguson said. Arraignment was scheduled for Oct. 18. M o litor’s d rug h ab it in book P a u l' M olitor said Tuesday he’s not upset w ith a book in w hich his agent details the player’s cocaine use early in his career and his stormy contract negotiations with the Milwaukee Brewers. But Molitor said the ‘’timing was very strange” for the excerpts from agent Ron Simon’s book to appear in The Milwaukee Jo u rn al on T uesday the day after MolitoT helped the T oronto B lu e Jays clinch me AL East championship by beat­ ing die Brewers 2-0. ‘i t ’s unfortunate on one o f my most memorable days as player I have to pirn around and talk about things that are not that significant at this time,” Molitor said. T he b ook, “T he G am e B ehind the Game. Negotiating in the Big Leagues,” discusses M olitor and the Brewers in a chapter titled, “Paul Molitor, My Fust $4 M illion M an.” S i details contract talks b efo re the 1990 season w hen M olitor signed a three-year, $9.1 million deal Rangers name new yard The Texas Rangers announced Tuesday that their new stadium, scheduled to open next spring, will be known as The Ballpark b M o g to B . “We think the name speaks for itself,” Rangers general partner George W. Bush tgjjfc muwhkj w aB ahiag ftm ple and generic to recognize the unique status of ■MMNMh'* . Rangers president Tom Schicffer m id m consideration was gi ven to naming the $165 m illion stadium after a corporate entity, which had been am used. Baseball Roundup AMERICAN LEAGUE Late Gaines Not included Boston 11. Detroit 6 ,1st game Detroit 7, Boston 6 ,2nd game Texas 2, Oakland 1st game Oakland 10, Texas 3,2nd game Baltimore 9, New Yotk 1 Minnesota 2, California 1 Seattle 5, Chicago 2 Toronto 6, Milwaukee 4 Cleveland 3, Kansas City 2 NATIONAL LEAGUE Late Games Not included Montreal 3, H onda 2 Philadelphia 10, Pittsburgh 7 ' New York 6, St. Louis 1 Houston $, Atlanta 2 San D ieg o 'll, Cincinnati 4 San Francisco 6, Colorado 4 '■ 1 ■ -/ - ,, Compiledfrom AP and sta ff reports. Oregon State Sports Information T h e B ro n ze B e a v e r, e re cte d at th e b a se o f th e p la y e r ram p a t O reg o n S ta te ’s P a rk e r Stadium , initiated an O SU football tradition w hereby all m em bers of th e B e a v e rs football team w ould touch the statu e w hile returning to th e field ju st prior to kickoff. TRADITIONAL BEAVER Student’s article leads to OSU tradition B y S haun R achau State P ress w w t ith the many university cutbacks X X and NCAA restrictions placed on Y Y college football programs through­ out the nation, establishing tradi­ tion is somewhat of a must for a team's success. And the way most dominant college foot­ ball teams today establish a tradition is with a rallying point for its players, coaches and fans. At Southern Cal there is Traveler, the beautiful white horse that appears at all USC home football games with a regal Trojan war­ rior astride. Colorado has Ralphie, a giant buffalo that romps onto the field leading the team to the sidelines. At Clemson every play­ er touches Howard’s Rock, a rock named in memory of longtim e Tigers Coach Frank Howard, before stepping onto the field at each home game. , The trad itio n s at USC, C olorado and Clemson are recognized with the football pro­ gram and have contributed to the teams’-suc­ cess on the football field. But at Oregon State — a team looking for its own id en tity w ithin co lleg e fo o tb all because of long-standing losing records — establishing tradition is the first step o f putting a better product on the field for the Beavers* fans. In the last four years, OSU recorded a 735-2 record and has not won more than one gam e in a season since 1989, when the -Beavers were 4-7-1. The last time an OSU team finished above the .500 mark was in 1970, when the Beavers were 6-5 in the Pac-8 Conference. This season, OSU is already 1-3. And when OSU faces ASU (2-1) Saturday, Coach Jerry Pettibone and his team will pass by the Bronze Beaver — a 5-foot statue hon­ oring the school mascot at the base of the player ramp at Parker Stadium — and touch it while returning to the field just prior to kick­ off. “ There’s an inscription on it that basically says that when each athlete touches the beaver we link up with the student body,” Pettibone said. ‘T h at is the reason why we touch the beaver when we come down the ramp and go out on the field before the game.” The tradition o f touching the beaver at OSU, which is celebrating its 100th year of football this season, is not very old. It was the direct result of a student-led campaign after an article appeared in The Daily Barometer, OSU’s daily newspaper, calling for a tradition to be associated with the Beavers’ football program and the student body. Because the Beavers average a little over T urn to Beaver, page 17. Once again, I’ve decided not to write a tig h t, coherent column, but instead wield a journalistic shotgun. Look out, because here come some random blasts of opinion. , So after three months, the Phoenix Suns finally landed forw ard A.C. G reen. Does this mean that the Suns rep eat as P acific Division champs? Yes. Do the Suns win the West? Probably. Do they beat the Bulls (my early pick to win the East)? I don’t know, but they have a better chance than they did last sea­ son. What I like about the signing of Green is that Phoenix finally has a guy other than Charles Barkley who can consistently gather in 10 rebounds a night. The last thing the Suns needed was another player who could score 20 points any given game, but not crash the boards and play defense. One last note on Green - Consider him a tamer version of Detroit’s mercurial Dennis Rodman. He won’t break out for 30+ rebounds in a game, but he’s a solid citizen who won’t give fans heart attacks with erratic behavior. • Re: Barkley hosting the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live” - Don’t quit the day job, Chuck. You didn't make anyone forget Michael (Sweet River Baines)" Jordan or Joe “I ’ll be in my room masturbating” Montana when it comes to sports idols on SNL. • Even though three of baseball’s four pen­ nant races fizzled out, it’s nice to see the two best teams in the game battling tooth and nail in the National League W est. The A tlanta Braves and San Francisco Giants look like they’re going to take this one right down to the wire and maybe beyond. I declared this race over in July when Dusty B ak er’s boys had a 10 1 /2 .gam e lead. I declared it over again two weeks ago when the Giants politely pulled over to the side of the road to let the unconscious Braves by. This race will be won and lost about a dozen times by each team before the filial gun. • As much as I like the Chicago White Sox, I can’t fully give my support to them for two reasons - Ken “Hawk” Harrelson and Tom “Wimpy” Paciorek. They’re blatant homers, which isn’t bad in itself, but they sound like fans who are one beer over the line. If I hear “Yeesss!” again, I’m going to pull an Elvis and shoot out my TV. These two are the worst announcers in the history o f baseball, and remember, I’ve listened to Joe Garagiola. Suns land final piece of puzzle Green signs 5-year deal; Laker GM ‘disappointed’ B y M el R eisner A P S ports W riter PHOENIX — A.C. Green, a durable power forward with championship experience, signed with Phoenix on Tuesday, helping the Suns off­ set the loss of Richard Dumas to drug rehabilita­ tion. Green, wooed by the Suns for nearly three months, joins the Western Conference champi­ ons after eight years with the Los A ngeles Lakers. He signed a five-year contract worth an aver­ age of $3.02 million a year. The contract starts at $1.88 million, with a 30 percent pay raise ¡each succeeding year. Green, 6-foot-9, will team at forward with league MVP Charles Barkley, bolstering the frontline of a club that led the NBA last season with 62 victories and lost to the Chicago Bulls in the finals. “He brings everything that we need because we haven’t won a championship.” said Cotton Fitzsimmons, the Suns’ senior executive vice president. “That’s so vital to us. I think he will bring his character, he will bring his Work ethic, and he will do whatever it takes for us to win. “That’s the way the Lakers played when they won the championship — whatever a guy had to do he would do to win.” Suns president Jerry Colangelo began pursue ing Green on July 1, the first day of free agency. He also tried to trade Dumas for Dennis Rodman until Dumas’ drug relapse ended the Pistons’ interest in mid-September. “We tried to trade for him,” Colangelo said. “We inquired about him on a couple of occa­ sions, but we couldn’t get anywhere with it.” The last two weeks, Colangelo waited out arbitration to determine whether contracts with one-year escape clauses would be allowed. The controversy was settled Monday, and within minutes Colangelo was on the phone With Marc Fleischer, Green’s agent. The Suns opened a salary slot for Green by waiving Tom Chambers after the playoffs. Green could become an unrestricted free agent again after this season, but Phoenix would have the inside track to keep him. NBA rules allow a team to spend any amount to rehire a free agent, while other teams interest­ ed in the same player must operate within the salary cap. ; Fleischer said 10 teams sought Green, with Portland, New York, the Lakers and the Suns the most aggressive near the end. He said the Lakers seemed to believe Green would not leave. “They did not approach it as if they were in a competitive marketplace,” he said. The Lakers originally offered Green $3.8 million this season as part of a five-year, $17.5 million deal, but Green rejected the offer even Turn to Green, page 16. Page 16 S tate P ress Wednesday, September 29,1993 Green Continued from page 15. The Sun D evil Spark Yearbook , though the 1993-94 salary would have been twice what the Suns will pay him. Fleischer said Lakers general manager Jerry West came back with a contract for less money but with an option clause. “ To be-quite honest ... we don’t understand A.C.'s decision,” West said. “We said all summer that re-signing A.C. was our number one priority, so naturally we’re disappointed to have him leave. However, it seems clear that for whatever reason A.C. sim­ ply didn’t want io be here any longer" Green said he did not decide to leave the Lakers until team­ mates James Worthy and Byron Scott urged him to find the best situation and not worry about breaking up the Showtime group of the 1980s. : Green averaged 12.8 points and 8.7 rebounds last season^but Stepped up the pace by averaging 14.6 rebounds in the first round of the playoffs against the Suns. He has not missed a game since Nov. 16, 1986, appearing in 567 consecutive regular-season con­ tests. The Suns also have a good young forward in Cedric Ceballos and an excellent swingman in Dan Majerle. Coach Paul Westphal said he wasn’t sure who will start, but promised Green “will be tired at the end of every game.” Majerle and Ceballos attended Tuesday’s news conference. Notably absent Was Barkley, who talked up the Suns to Green during a celebrity golf tournament in San Antonio in August but said last week he was tired of Green’s indecision. Suns guard Danny Ainge also tried hard to recruit him, and Green said that kind of pursuit led him to believe his new team will have the sanie camaraderie as the old Lakers. "He can get those long rebounds on the missed 3’s,” Ainge said. "That’s the only play we run.for you.” O rd er yours today for $36.93 M attew s C enter basem ent, rm 50 RESIDENCE IN F O R M A LION SESSELN Every Wed. & Thurs. 2-3 p.m. Student Services Amphitheater Residency Applications Available A sso ciated P re ss U n re stricte d fre e forw ard A .C . G re e n , rig h t, jo k e s w ith P h o e n ix g uard D ann y A in g e at a p re s s co n fe re n ce w h ere G reen announced he sig n ed a five-year co n tract w ith the S u n s. A the alternative copy shop DON’T BE A NUMBER! 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Memorial Union r L rF uD nR INEC 1 A A LL CRIM IN A L • DUI CASES EXPERIEN CED , A G G RESSIVE TR IA L ATTO RN EYS PAYM EN T PLAN A V A ILA B LE V o te d #1 I P a g e l7 Wednesday, September 29, 1993 S tate P ress • AZ Republic 3 1 I I J E T x)i* New Times • Tempe Mag. 5B = BYBLOS ===== A u t h e n t i c M i d E a s t e r n C u isin e fir P a stry Specialties such as shishkebabs, lamb and chicken, as well as homos, falafel, steak & fresh seafood. Vegetarian dishes and homemade pastries are also available. Beaver 15. 20,000 fans at each home game and recorded a 1-10 record in Pettibone’s first season as head coach at OSU in 1991, Matt Larsen, a student-reporter for The Daily Barometer at the time, wrote an article about establishing a tradition that would start a symbol of spirit with the student body and the football team. Pettibone liked Larsen’s idea in the article and contacted OSU Athletic Director Dutch Baughman about going through with the project. After some planning, Pettibone, Baughman and the stu­ dent body decided to build a statue honoring the university’s mas­ cot and the state’s official animal — the beaver. “As a result of the article, I really thought it was a great idea,” Pettibone said. “We were able to get the complete support of the student body, and several student organizations even contributed to it.” Kent Scott, a sculptor from Eugene, Ore;, east the bronze beaver, and it was dedicated by Pettibone at last year’s seasonopener against Kansas, which the Beavers lost 49-20. However, the tradition of touching the beaver has not ignited a spark on the team nor has it provided a positive reaction from the student body, T h e Beavers beat Fresno State 46-36 one week after losing to the Jayhawks last season and then tied UofA 14-14 on Sept, 19. Since then, OSU has lost four straight games at Parker Stadium. And the student support for the team is still the way it used to be prior to erection of the beaver statue. “It is not just ‘was it pretty bad,’ it still is pretty bad,’’-said Erik Wienert, sports editor at The Daily Barometer. “Last week C o n t in u e d f r o m p a g e To all students, professors, teachers & staff w/ID ON FOOD ITEMS « LUNCH & DINNER Feeling sort of “far out”? Read the Far Side cartoon on today's comic page. Not valid on holidays, or with other special, offers. 3332 South Mill Avenue • Tempe • 894-1945 Southwest corner of M ill & Southern when we played Arizona, about 15 minutes before the game, there is nine different sections in the student section and only five of them were full. They started to fill up as the game started, but then at halftime we were down only 13-0, and half of the people cleared out. That’s nothing new.” When Larsen’s article was printed during the spring semester of 1992, Weinert said The Daily Barometer received “no response whatsoever” from the student body. “Pettibone really liked the idea,” Weinert said. “A few people turned out when they had this ceremony for the unveiling of the beaver and ¡stuff like that. “Since then, you don’t really here much about it and people don’t make that much of a big deal about it. I’m not sure if that’s an inspiration to them or if it’s ju st something that they do because it’s there.” „ However, OSU’s average home attendance increased from 24,969 in 1991 to 28,117 in 1992 at the 35,547-seat Parker Stadium. “The reason for the increase in attendance, I think, is because they just really hyped Pettibone when he came in here,” Wienert said. “He said when he got here that we’re not going to be turning it around right away because it’s going to be a gradual process. I ' think this year people were expecting some turnaround, which hasn’t come about, Obviously.” REVERENDHORTONHEAT ONLY $8 IN ADVANCE w ith special guests P S Y C L O N E R A N G E R S TOMORROW ■8:30 PM SEPTEMBER 30 ■THE ROXY Tickets available at the Roxy and at a ll —. • ZIA • WHEREHOUSE i/3 S 7 E 7 = ?7 T1 O W E R • R 0 U N S 0 H S 4 U Y 3 0 2 /7 8 4 - 4 4 4 4 . CROSSWORD by THOMAS JO SEPH ACROSS 5 In pain 1 Broadway’s 39 Food 6 Farm beast Rivera fishes 7 Illuminated 0 Wide40 Rotund 8 Not native awake 41 Bed 9 Survivor 11 Showed boards 42 Passover 10 Forest over, as a compo­ film feast nents j 16 Trunk type " 2 ? DOWN 13 By the side J Polish city 20 Jekyll and Hyde,for 14 Mink wrap 2 Birthplace of Gary . example 150nce-aCooper decade 21 Mis3 Decreased? survey erables" 4 Works 17 Cravat 24 Greek X leather 16"— if by 25 Half of the lan d ,.,.* 19 Stressed 22 bankroll Unfortunately, we can’t offer degrees in everything. But we do offer one o f the widest selections o f graduate programs you’ll find anywhere — more than 180 master’s degrees and over 70 doctoral programs. T h e real advantage of The G eorge W ashington University, however, is our outstanding ^ .T h e faculty. W hether your graduate work is in arts T and sciences, business, education, engineering, health sciences, international affairs, or law, you’ll study with the masters. N ow ’s the tim e to make a really big splash in your career. Stop by arid see us at the GRE Forum at the Phoenix Ritz-Carlton H otel, 10 a.m, to '0 3 p.m., on O ctober 2. Or I I M n n call (202) 994-3900 for more information. C r e d e n t ia l s ‘o e ra m s fo r t h e r e a l w o r ld r ~ r ~ r ~ n r -T~ i4i— iiT i S 1 2 1 1 Ô ; 2 a 1 1 i i : 1 1 :* E T 1 ¿4 5 « i 1i42 u DAILY CRYPTOQUOTES— Here's how to work i t AXYDLBAAXR IsLONGFELLOW One letter stands for another. 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Page 18 Sta te P ress Wednesday, September 29, 1993 A dvertiser In d e x Name Page Alternative Copy Shop...................:................ 16 Arizona Im agés.................................................. 2 Bicycle Wheelers......................................... 7, 17 Blue Iguana........................................................ 2 Books Etc .................................................... .—8 Byblos Restaurant..................... ........13 Club 41 K.... ..................................................... ...6 Club PC.!....... ................................................ . ..6 Coffee Plantation............ 7 Commons on Apache..... .......... 9 .17 ' Council Travel . N otice to bur readers; Before responding to any advertisement requesting money be sent or invested, you may wish to investigate the company and offer. The Störe Press cannot assume responsibility for the validity of the offers: advertised in Our classified section. For more information and assistance regarding the investigation of an advertisement, please contact the Better Business Bureau at 264-1721. •. Name Page Delta Kappa Epsilon..... ........ 16 Discount Cellular............................. ................ I I Evening Star Productions.......................... .13 Fajita Prima ..:..... ............... ..............................20 Steve Fish.............................. ......................14 George Washington University....................... 17 Graduate College..... ................ ,..».,......10 Hayden's Ferry Review....................:.............. 17 KAET.............,......... ................ .............. .........12 Kaplan .... »...................................:............ 16 Kinko's Copies................................ .... .........13 Classifieds APARTMENTS ANNOUNCEMENTS SUPPORT GROUP for those who have left, a high demand group (cults). 970-8153, PO Box 3541. Scottsdale 85271. TM TECHNIQUE students doing TM or interested in Ayur-ved call 954-9292 to start chib: LSAT EXPERTS I ANNOUNCEMENTS KAPLAN ATTENTION LADIES intro­ ductory offer Sunday only. Foil, weave, highlighting $25., Ricaf-. ■dö's by Appointment 265-0206 G AMM A BET A Phi meeting today 4pm for Fäll info». Year­ book pic ture at 4 :15 pm. S;ay ’ cheese! :• ■»- •. • GÚN SHOW - Oct 2nd & ^rd at: , K, o f ;Cy Hall 644 E. Chandler Bivd, Chlder, Sat. 8-5. Sun. 9-4. $3 admission- free prkg. Buy-seíltrade- sporting goods, , amo & mil­ itaría collectables. Info call 8448.737. Proceeds to charity: TIAÍR MODELS needed. Matrix hair show, free hair services. Call 971-8481,■V ; SPRING BREAK on the, Lake Havasu in .‘94. Book your, boats noW! . M 800) 242-2628 • GRE EXPERTS 1-800-KAP-TEST APARTMENTS 1 BD pool, w/d hook-ups $419/month Apartment Renters. 831-5900. 2 BD 1 bà 4-plex, 809 W. 1st. street from $305. Evaporative cooling 966r5596 ; 2 BD. 2 ba. 900 square ft, pool*, w/d hook-up $499/m onth, Apartment Renters. 649-0077. : 2 BD, 2 ba, pool, close to ASU $400/mb. Apartment Renters. DUPLEX APARTMENT. 2bd 2ba. immaculate, quiet & safe. Lvg room, w/d hook-up, prvt, patio- 3 1 6 S. Hardy. 894-0178. MUST BREAK lease. Willing to pay someone to take it over: 1 bed apt the Peaks 275-4879 SPAQOUS 1 bedrm 1 ba* walk ■to ASU, nice parié across, quiet. $ 3 l0 /m o , 1600 S. C ollege, Tempe. 898,340? or 891-5027 : 1920 E, Hayden Lane (Near McClirttock/Udiversity) ; ... 2 bedroom $390. Call N orm a at: 968-4967 Frank-Bennett R ealty, 969-181.8 d eser t W in d s 2 2 2 0 W . D o ra; M esa M ain/D obson area Large 2 b d , 2 b a ; $425 N o Pets C a ll N orm a at ties, 829-1963,966-8838. 1-800-KAP-TEST AN NOUNCEMENTS RURAL/ BROADWAY 3br, 2ba w/d, dshwshr,-^grge, SRP util,, prvtp yrd. $725 w/rbt 331-8176 TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR RENT NEED CLOTHES? CASH? BUY SELL 2BR 2B A TH, deck, pool, jacuzzi, own w/d & more. Short/long term lease. Univ/McClintock Papago Park II. 968-6609. THE HOTTEST WEARS Lewi « Guess • Gap • And Others BEAUTIFUL 2BD Iba, great lo­ cation, PapagoPark 1 includes w/d* frig, etc. Call eve 759-7868 CC's C lo se t C la ssics 4 9 1 -2 0 2 9 Southern & McClintock I CONDO 2BD 2ba kitchen, lvg rm, Fp, 2 car pkg, 400 yds form ASU. $51Q/mo (206) 568-7237 RENTAL SHARING FEM, STUDENT to share w/same 2bd lba condo $250 incl. util. 969-4616,839-4281 by 9pm MFAB SPECIAL EVENTS PRESENTS TH E NEW LYW ED GAME ROOM M ATE STYLE!!! FEMALE GRAD student to share nice, large 2br, 2ba Scottsdale 'apt.-$285 Hrutil. 945-0450 LARGE 5BD/3BA house inSscottsdale, 1 room avail, all priv $220/mo + 1/5 util Scott 9467205 M/F NEEDED to share beautiful 2bd 2ba apt. w/d, micro, plus more. Broadway/Dobson area $275 f 1/3 util. 844-7063 M b th* I n anS«pt«Bk«r Ztth from 12:46-240 Hayden Lawn ROOMMATE NEEDED asap, 4 bd house w/ppol, n/s, no pets, $226/mo + dep/util. McClintock/ Southern area. 838-7487 lv msg. 83 a i ROOMMATE NEEDED to share 2 bed/2 bath condc in Scottsdale. CaU Ec& 275-4879. ROOMMATE WANTED* 2bd. $225 + util, close to ASU, pool, indry, must like cats, 829-1625 ROOM S FOR RENT TOURMlIV UOSE “G olf is a lesson in hum ility rolled up into a little white ball. ’ ASU AREA newer 2 bd w/loft, 2ba, lc ; 1203 sq.ft., F/pl, v/c; skylights. For sale!! Also possible lease! For more info call Todd 390-wAisa ASU STUDENT special! Lg 3bd, 2ba w/fireplace, $44,900. Judy ' Pierce, Realty Experts, 820-2114; NICE 2 bd* 1 ba Papago Park. Call Gruender Properties, Inc. for info* 840-9518. ROOMS AVAILABLE for rent. Trails at Scottsdale, 10 minutes from ASU. 945-5581. ~~ ; • Stitt t m i ClattifiiSi 96S-47H SOFA & chair $275* sofa & love seats starring at $300. Southwest + contemporary fabrics 997-9568 , 82 PONTIAC J2000, great cond. 1 owner* 63k, 5yrs in storage, fwd,at, very depend. 947-7636. SOFA SET, dinette, bed, ftiton, day bed, entertainment center, dresser. Cheap. 352-7249. 87 CAMARO RS- White T-tops cold AC, tinted, low mi. very nice cond. $5500 call 994-3494 BERM UDA AND Caribbean 1994 for up to 6 ASÜ summer credit hours. Info meeting Thurs­ day 9/30/93, ED 206 (Farmer Educ.), 2 p.m. Can't make it? Call 965-4630 for info packet. COMPUTERS 89 FORD M ustang GT 5 0. Fully loaded, xint cpnd, $7700. Leave msg. 968-0941. IBM PS/2 Model 25 8Mhz, 8086 Intel processor, 512 KB expand­ able to 640 KB, 3.5 inch disk drive + hard drive, space saving keyboard $5C0/obo 759-4462 2 0 line BBS with chatting* games, and on-line, pizza! 24 hours a.day ! 602-220-0001. B re w e rs C o n n e c tio n 839-1171 .- v : 1847 Ë Baseline Rd. ROCK GARDEN JEWELRY TOP $$ PAID For: gold jewelry - diamonds - . gold &: silver coins - watches broken jew elry OK. "Nobody pays more." call Bill 784-8881. (S É C o m e ro f Basdine/M cClintock ' Behind. Baseline Pub) T-F..4-9p m , Sat 10-6pm ,Sun l-5pm Starter Kits for $35.95 AUTOMOBILES 1985 MAZDA RX7, red, 5spd, exc cond, 8QK miles, cold ac* 1st $3500 takes it. 839-3596 eves. BOOKS 67 MUSTANG for sale. Rebuilt engine, was awesome. Needs some repairs. $1000 cash, no deals. P lease leave m essage 921-1913; *FREE* TA ILG A TE RECIPES! 265-4392 .... 16 .... 13 ...... 6 .... 20 ...20 TRAVEL M ISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE HOME BREWING SUPPLIES ....,11 Name Page Student Life............. ................ 12 Subshop...... .......... 20 Sun Devil Spark Yearbook............................... 10 Studebakeris....................... .....20 Tucker Bramsen Tire..................... 10 Universal ...10 University Lutheran.................................... 12 Visa USA...,.................................. ............... ......8 ■ Western Reserve Club....................... 13 W orks....... .......... .......... .%.................. ............. IT State Press Display Advertising • 965-6555 AUTOMOBILES MAC SE 4/20. Good condition. Comes w/ tons o f software and printer. $750 obo B.C. 350-9549 HP-41CX Sc i e n t i f i c calcula­ tor plus extras $200 oho, 431 -. 0662 Page .... 11 .... 13 ...... 9 .... 20 .....17 FURNITURE PAPAGO PARK Village 1 bd, l ba, new paint, all appl, $57,500. Carol Rbyse Realty Executives, 831-0322. 968-4967 Frank Bennett Realty, 969-1818 . '' :- HOMES FOR ASU. ÀREA 1 and 2 bedrooms, RENT póoL Starting at $295, plus utili­ BE TH0E ORBE 80UAREH TOWNHOMES/ CO N D O S FOR SALE ; KAPLAN F ly's« aza BEAUTIFUL LARGE 1 & 2 bed­ rooms. Walk to ASU. Pool* Iaundiy room. On East 8th Street bet­ ween Rural & McClintock. Cape Cbd Apartments, 968-5238. Call for move-in special. GALLEON APT. $199 MOVE-IN, lbr. $325/md. 2br $375/month:_ close to. ASU. Apartment Renters 831-5900. •*49-0077; Name Miguel's Music Center........ Mill Avenue Travel...... ....... No Appointment Necessary. Papillon's v...................... ....... Phillips and Associates.... . Phoenix Greyhound P ark.... Registrar's Office............... Rosita's.:........................ :...... Saban's Rent-a-Car............... Salam's.................................. Shalimar. 77 TOYOTA Corolla AC, 4 spd, new tires, engine runs Well, needs clutch. $600. 491-0517: 92 VW Jetta, 4-dr, 5spd, white, snrf. Great condition. $10,800 obo. Call Rob 833-4038 c H RI S T M A S SKI M OTORCYCLESIT'S A beauty! Honda CB90Ó, 1980, 10,900 miles only, original owner, $1500.844-3899. B R E A K S TRAVEL LODGING • LIFT S • PARTIES • PICNICS • TAXES JANUARY><11,1M4• 5,8or ^NIOilT» 1 WAY direct* Phx to Newark, male only* iv 8:3(kun Sat 12-18, arv 4:40pm. $150 obo. 829-3759. STEAMBOAT*; BAHAM AS CRUISE, New Year's. Outrageous student discount. Creative Adventures (305) 233-6490. • VAIL/BUVERCREEK' TEUURIDE TFHEEI«^ 11ft tickctl MUSTtoo«*1 TOUFREEINFORMATK)MI MSMVATI0KS BAHAM AS CRUISE* New Years. Outrageous student dis-; count. C reative A dventures, (305)233-6490. STUDENT TRAVEL 1*800«777«0112 THE WORLD'S LARGEST STUDENT & YOUTH Tr a vel o r g a n iz a t io n l»800*SUNCHfl5E HELP WANTEDGENERAL m STA TRAVEL AUTOMOBILES $ SALES Reps wanted, f/t or p/L No exp nec, will train. Earn $20b$500/week. Call 649-8130. $ APPOINTMENT SETTING, Re­ search & record keeping. Flex hrs. salary + comm. Call Marty ■275^ 555. Y ; - v- APPT SETTERS needed, hrs 5:30pm-8:36pm M-Th. Top pay + bonus. Scottsdale mortgage co. Contact Jonathan Class or Gary FURNITURE 48i4)79i ; AAA BED sets in factory wrapp­ er: twin $69, fulls $79, queen $99. Free frame* can deliver. 256-7675* •' ; " V .1 ; ; , - ASU TELEFUND heeds two very enthusiastic & spirited students to help with recruiting. Call now* 965-6754. FULL SIZE bed for Sale. Brand new mattress* box springs; and ' frame $75. 894-3447. BROADWAY DC is accepting ap­ plications for merchandise pro­ cessing Flex shift. Apply M-F 10 am to 4 pm. 1524 W. 14th St., ■Tempe. KING SIZE mattress, excellent condition* stain free, $135. 9483461; 941-9133 after 7;30p.m. SELL IT in the Cfeissifieds! HELP WANTEDGEN ERAL DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap in your name. I specialize in quick departures. Most places world­ wide. I also buy transferable coupons/awards. 968-7283. HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGEN ERAL CAMPUS CHEVRON: Attendant/Sales must have auto exp; Apply in person comer of Rural & Apache •, - ■■./■ ; $8/Hr.-Close to ASU Part-time jobs across from ASU As a 36 year old telephone marketing company, we talk to people about the best trial book previews, magazine renewals, sponsor marketing, non-profit fund-raising, and other outstanding programs —and they listen! • Flexible Schedules, A Short (4.5) Shift O f Choice: Early AM, Mid-AM, Early Afternoon, Mid-Afternoon, Early Evening, & Weekends • Excellent Earning ¡Potential - Average $8-$10/Hour, $10-$20/H our For Our Top Producers. • Paid, Complete Training; Nice Offices, Fully Automated • Reps Call Prequalified Leads Nationwide From A Computer-Dialed Data Base. C all to d a y for a co n fid en tial in terv iew (602) 894-0264 D IV I Page 19 Wednesday, September 29, 1993 S tate P ress HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE CLERKS NEEDED at 7-Eleven Stores:. Apply 1405 N, Scottsdale R d, Tempe ór 2025 W Warner. Chandler LOOKING FOR a part time job? ASU Teiefund is still hiring. Earn $5/hr + bonus to raise $$$ for ASU Teiefund. For more info call 965-6754 SALESPERSONS FOR Body Gaurd 2000 Pepper Spray . Call now Gold Enterprises 548-1222 pgr 217-3502. BUSTERS RESTAURANT is now hiring friendly, experienced food servers. Apply in person: 8320 N. Hayden Rd., Scottsdale. 951-5850 COUNTER HELP needed fór day shifts. Delivery drivers needed, night and weekend shifts. Apply in person. Rlimpies at Broadway & Rural. EARN $ 10.$40/H R p / t o n wk/ends. Top mobile DJ co. look­ ing for responsible people to DJ ASU & private parties. Exp. pre­ ferred, 966-^-9900. M-F, 3-6pm. GLAMOUR INDUSTRY For­ tune 5.00 Company . Sales&markétingv P/T $l0-25/hr Call Elise 7564)553 GYMNASTICS TEACHER to work with 5 to 10 year olds, exp necess. p/t $10,;$ Í 2/hr. 955-7805 7th St & Glendale area. ★ EARN $7.50/HR! ★ M-Th 4-9; Sat. 10+1. Setting appts for free health s.v.cs. (Hrly & comm.) 470-1828. HOME LIKE care givers needed partVtime .. all sh if ts including weekends Geriatrics dementia experience helpful. Call 9244073 or apply at Mesa Senior Vil­ lage 5037 E. Broadway Mesa. INVESTMENT BANKING firm seeks part-time telemarketer to assist in merger/acquisition trans­ actions. Flexible hours? $8/hr plus bonuses. $ 100,000+ poten­ tial ■Dinan & Company, 8433 N. Black Canyon Hwy #100. PhX. A¿ 85021. 864-63H. KINKOS Hiring p/t * Weekend shift, 2pm10pm Sat. & 2pm-midnight Sun. Will train. Apply; 259 N. 1st Aye (cnr 1st Ave: & VanBtiren, Phx) or calf Stacy 252-4055! , MILL AVE BEER Company is now accepting appli­ cations fpr all positions. Apply in person 605 S;. Mill Ave. NEED MONEY? Interested ih AZ politics? Make your Own hours. Call now! 952-1797. NEW MAGAZINE needs sub­ missions, Any topic fine, fiction or non-fiction. Send SASE to: Spike, 3104 E. Camelback Rd., Suite 4 lb, Phx, AZ 85016. PART TIME HELP VB Cosmetics has immed. open­ ings for cosmetic bottling: 12-24 hrs/wk, starting $4.50/hr with raise after four weeks. Located at ASU Research Park. Call Pa­ tricia or Vivian at 752-2000. PART-TIME WAREHOUSE. 16r 20 hrs/wk. lifting and drillpress. TayMac Corp. Univ/Hohokam area. 966+4443. PETS LANDING LOS Arcos Mall is now hiring. Cashier, sales people, animal care. Apply in person. PHOENIX SYMPHONY needs „ enthusiastic, articulate, dynamic people- sell tickets via phone! Management potential! Flex p/t So-Th 3 to 9:30pm 265-0417. ; PT POSITIONS for on-call & wknd relief staff in group homes for DDH Adults. AZDL & clean MVR needed. East Valley 94 I f 0690 RELIABLE TEAM needed for ; Senior Community. Furnished housing provided. Full time land­ scaping and maintenance of 1 of­ fice and phone part time o f the other. No smokers/drinkers. 8-4 M-F. 275-2853 close to ASU. SECURITY: ARIZ Fall League ft/pt stadium security/supy. per­ sonnel $5.50 - $7.00/hr. 1; yr. previous exp, + excell, cust ser­ vice skills, very fix.: sch., after­ noon & pm games. Call 970r3903, leave message A JA X R E N T -A -C A R is now accepting apps for rental agents. : Must be personable, outgoing, & depend­ able, T O R D O L L A R , generous bonus paid. 267-1001 Looking For A Job? ARE Y O U ,., ENTHUSIASTIC, O U TG O IN G , ARTICULATE? We need 7 0 people to make calls to alumni and parents of ASU students to raise money for academic programs. flexible evening and weekend hours $ 5 .0 0 per hour plus bonus 3 hour shifts close to campus Rural & University great resume builder G e t in v o lv e d • M eet n e w p eo p le SHOE SHINERS $8-10/hr., 3r4 nights C. W. bars, will train, ladies/men. Apply 992-2597. SPORTS MINDED National marketing Arm hiring 5 motivated individuals for flexible p/t em ploym ent. $8/hf guar­ anteed to start, Energetic, moti­ vated salesperson earn $ 18-24/hr. Call »Mike for interview . 921-1103. ; THERAPEUTIC WORK, excel­ lent pay; flex; hours, will fiain. Call 844-9000. VALET PARKING attendants for special events 3-4 nights/wk avg SS-T/hr incl tips must have no more than 1 traffic ticket last 3. yrs must be at least 20 yrs old, must be willing to drive to Cen­ tral Phx; PV. & Scottsdale. 8619384. HONEY BEAR Bar-B-Q hiring front Counter service. 5012 E. Van Buren (near ASU). 273-9148 INCREDIBLE SUBS, lunch time sandwich maker and delivery driver, M-F, 48th St/Southem. 438-2995. MCDUFFY’S NOW Hiring hostess/cashiers, ft/pt wknights/wknd. days & nights. Apply in person: 5th & Ash between 2:00 & 4:00, M-F . RESTAURANT/BAR HJRING various positions. Interviews held Wednesday 9?29 3-6pm or TTuirsday 9/30 5-8pm. Lrico's 1120 E. Apache Blvd. Tempe • STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT Now hiring lunch servers & lunch cboks. Apply in person MF 10am-3pm, 500.1 E Washington HELP WANTEDCH ILP CARE DISTRIBUTORS NEEDED, on campus, cnsmr electronics. Own hrs, unlmtd income. 839-8038. FOR INFANT in Tempe home MTh 8:30-3pm, light housekeeping, refrences a must. 491-2161 p/T P/T looking 4 sales reps 4 new MLM, 100 k possible no ex­ perience née. Call 650-4986 NANNY'S P/T days eves or wee­ kend hrs. must pave reliable transportation call 345-2433. NEED EXTRA $ ? FA p/t sales flex, hrs., unique consumer elec­ tronics cb. No exp. nec.. Will bain. 889:;i8645. JO B OPPORTUNITIES HELP WANTEDCLERICA L 30 AM hts/w k TayMac Çorp. Uni yejrsi ty-Hohokam area 966-4443 •; CONSTRUCTION FIRM Recep­ tionist. Typing 50wpm, Word­ Perfect, radios, filing, answer phones, 222 S. 52nd St. Tempe. Bartenders- want to make $ but don't have exp? Get our video, for info send SASE to: Bar Video Box 1417 Flagstaff ÁZ. 86001. GRAN OPORPUNIDAD de ne­ gocio! Propio! Productos electroncos para el cosuntidor. 8398038 Management position available BS/BA May *93 ra Dec *93 grad preferred. Mkt, Com, Mgt majors looking for career with fun, growing Co. Call 966-9900. Responsibilities include sales & personnel management RESTAURANTS/ BARS P/T RECEPTIONIST -O ffice clerk heeded: Strong phone» org­ ie grammar skills. Reliable mans. Resumes only to 1433 N. 1st St., Phoenix 85004. 10c WINGS , S1 DRAFTS fit t ili v f llii ^ g = sa s 965-6754 A subsidiary of Chart House Ent:, a 30-Year ■ Publicly Held Restaurant. FUNDRAISING Raise up to $1,000 in just 1 week! For your fraternity, sorority & club. Plus $1,000 for yourself and a free t-shirt just for calling. 1-800-932-0528, ext. 75. PERSONALS THE FOUR Corners o f KKT, thanks for a wonderful birthday! Love you, Alison. TKE AT TKE AT TKE AT TREAT ;' ‘-'j. TKE We know yoii will dominate Anchor Splash!!!.W e lav you guys! vAT Coaches! ADOPTION GREEKS/CLUBS ~ ATA DR- Dre Happy Birthday peace out Luv your homies Sho Snoop, Amy and Jen. AK*P LIL Bro Seth, Get psyched 4 a great semester. Patrick. ASHLEY AND jenny* It's the personal you've dreamed of. You are the most wonderful girls, and the first to admit it Love, Joe HAPPILY MARRIED whité cou­ ple who dream of being a mom and dad wish to provide a warm, loving home, quality education and secure future for your new­ born. Expenses pain, photos of us available. Please call Joann and Michael 1 800 282-1391. SERVICES j-ON l LIVE Psychics Tell All, 1-900-288-5440, ext- 9013, 14, 9015, 16: $3.99 m in,/18+ Procall Co. (602) 63 L06Ì5. ; A SOFT Touch Electrolysis, per­ manent hair rem oval. Career training in electrolysis available Rural & Southern 829-7829. CAR REPAIR XÍ2 Crystal You are the best lit sis! Love your Big Sis. Mobile mechanic, stiident rates, work guaranteed 839-5398 X Q 'S AMY G, & Corrine Thanks for Laughlin - Sleeping in, softness, strange fettishes; _Flagstaff & fiée drinks! Love* Stacey COM MUNICATION COUN­ SELING/ Therapy: Sensitive, ex­ perienced Rid. Relationships-crisis-Iove-intimacy-fears. 443-2799 D A V E - To a year filled with friendship and love. Love, Laura. AX Mark, Just had to comment on the shorts last night- Yauza! Can't wait 'til formal! Your T.B. Anytime! Becky. AÁA STEPH, You are the best Mom! I had a great time with you this wknd! Can't wait to dp it again! (no tickets tho) A v & mine. Dot, Becky ! ELECTROLYSIS BY Degna Perm, results, the blend method. Rural/Southem area 921-1146 ;■ EZ-ER A'S Memory is 80%: of your talent scores. Did anyone ever teach you how to maximize yours? Learn vocab, formulas, dates, essays, etc. fast. Free class, Holiday Inn on Rural Wed.*. 7pm, or calf 8387239. U-deserve and A; RESEARCH AND writing help, all subjects. Catalog $2. 1-800'351-0222. - : >■ • TEMPE FAMILY Guidance. Short-term therapy. Stress, anx­ iety, depression. Ins welcome st rates. 491-2755, R. David MED. MCATEXPERTS TOB -DEANNA E. I have blonde hair and I am older than you by far. Luv, Your Big Sis. 5th St. & Forest BREW PUB np B BECKY; 1 am so happy that you're my lil' sis'! Get psyched for Sunday ! Love, Y.B.S. FOB CARRIE Clue #2: I am a taller member o f the sorority, and I have short dark brown hair. Any ideas? ■ . ; ,• . • TYPING/WORD PRO CESSIN G 24 HOUR turn around. $2/page. Professional typing, laser, fax. Walkable/ ASU. Diane 829-1602. APA/MLA EXPERIENCED typ­ ing/ word processing. Need it fast? Call Jessie, 945+5744. ASU AREA typing, w/p, editing, transerptn, WordPerfect, laser. Charts/graphs. 966-2186 anytime f a s t Tu r n a r o u n d . Term papers, theses, resumes. MLA/ ÁPA, laser, fax. Pat, 897-1741. PROFESSIONAL WORD pro­ cessing. Papers, $2.50/page. WP, Laser. Resumes $15/page. Call Andre 345-9216 WP/ TYPING. Term papers, theses, resum es, reports. MLA/APA. Quick service rea­ sonable rates. Maureen 955-0969 WRITE STUFF Specialty word processing/desktop pub. Busi­ nesses; faculty; students. Beth 963-3537. WRITING A Book? Wordpro­ cessing at home. Laserjet printer, fast typist. Evelyn 961-4000 M ISCELLANEOUS GMATEXPERTS KAPLAN 1-800-KAP-TEST INSTRUCTION GOLF LESSONS Beginner golf lessons e very Wed­ nesday $30 - 4 lessons. Women's session 12:00-1:00; Men's session 1:00-2:00. Maximum 15 people per session. Sign up now; Shalimar C.C 838-0488. TUTORS COMPUTER HELP- Customized solutions for homework and pro­ gramming assignments, study aids/tutoring. 649-8703 M ATH R E V IE W SESSIO N S FO R T E S T # 2 In M AT 1 0 6 ,1 1 7 ,1 1 8 ,1 1 9 , 210 form ing NOW . C all MIRACLE TUT0RIN C9 at 967-2226. •Spaces fill q uickly, so call early. ★ FREE SAM PLE TESTS # Private tutoring also available in M ath' Chem istry, Physics and W riting WANTED / j B l I HEADACHE SUFFERERS TBO Gen. meeting today 4pm MU Turquoise rm. See ya there for Fall info and yearbook pix at 4:15. , V . ' BANDERSNATCH * jL  4 ' wa ? ™ 0 Honest, caring doctor Who has helped ;100's of pain sufferers. Non-inva^ sive, conservative care. $300 in services for participation. C all 2 5 3 - 8 8 2 3 for details Plaet your HEALTH & FITNESS Stato Press liner ad by naan far tomorrow's paper! Matthews Center T4>B MELANIE, what you least expect could be the very best. Love, your Big Sis. Basement 965-6735 HI>B SHANNON M I can't wait for revealing! Be on the lode out for clues! Love, Y.B.S. GREAT JOB Délta Sigma Phi Gary for being selected as the new IFÇ VJP o f Risk Manage­ ment. Islands Restaurant . GREEN IGUANA, makes great pet, only $25. 990-8949. TB4> sm ile for the yearbook phiMo today at 4:15. Gen. meeting at 4pm MU Turquoise rm. Restaurant Now H iring 2 Locations or; ALBINO BURMESE Python ba bies $100! Boa Constrictor: babies $50! Cash only lv mess. 986-3302 B u d . Bud Light Mon-Thur 3 -7 p .m . b Sat 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun 12-9 p.m. DOMINO'S PIZZA 11801 N. Tatum, Shire 247 : PETS ZK SOXY - 1 am really looking forward to Friday! Lots of Love, Turbo * TBO come sm ile fpr us! Gem meeting tPday at 4pm MU tur­ quoise rm yearbook pix taken at 4r 15 see ÿa there! Come & join the #1 pizza deliv­ ery team for the ASU area. We need f/t & p/t drivers & inside help. Drivers make S7-S10 per hour including mileage & tips. Safe driving cash bonuses can also be earned. We are very flexi­ ble & can work around your school schedule. Apply in pérson aft» 1lam at 903 S. Rural, Tem­ pe, or call 968-5555. E0E C A LL TO DAY. SIGMA PI - Little bro Alex - Try to stay sober long enough to finish pledging! Harley . GAMMA PHI Kameron ! Let's lay out and get tan but not before re^ véalihg. Luv, your Big Sis. CORK'N CLEAVER 730 S. Mill Ave. Bldg. H, Suite 104 LOOKING FOR the #1 Rock & Roll expert on campus. Win cas­ settes, CD's, and up to $1000 cash. Take the 10 question Rock trivia quiz. Call 1-900-344-9335 $2.99/minute, must be 18 AZ's will dominate the Competi­ tion during Anchor Splash!, ; HELP WANTEDFOO D SERVICE . SIG KAP Amy W. Your secret Sigma can't wait to party with you at Formal tonight. ATTIKA AT Pikes will dominate Anchor Splash Islands Restaurant 11801 N. Tatum, Suite 247 Exceptional opportunities are currently available for; Servers, Bartenders, Dish/Maint., Hosts (m/f), Line Cooks, Prep Cooks.. Successful candidates will receive immediate training. Apply in person MondayrFriday 9am-6pm, COMPACT DISCS & tapes at wholesale prices, delivered to your door. Call 483-5336. AAA'S - Had a gérât great great time Friday nite - Love AETI Organized, responsible & cheerful person to answer phones & per­ form office duties. Apply In person, 9am4>pm, at Accepting applications fra; lunch food servers & lunch hostess; will train, p/t. Fun atmosphere, fast pace. Concern w/appearance, re­ liability & per$onality are im­ portant Apply in person M^F .25pm,5 1 0 1 NOrth 44th Street (44th & Camelback). PERSONALS A DOZEN roses delivered $20 also balloons. Call AfterHours Flowers 8g4-3419. ;• HELP WANTEDS A L ¡¡= = WE NEED students to sell con­ sumer electronics on campus. Products are effective aiid af­ fordable. Demonstrate the pro­ ducts and they sell themselves. Call Synergy Electronics 9481512. MUSIC HISTORY WILL repeat itself when D elta S igs win Anchor Splash. Tonight Tony Malaby MEREDITH -SORRY to hear about your "withdrawT problem! Hc^efully it will make cents soon ! Love, Jamie. 4:30-7:30pm AZZ IZZ 9p m -1am EAE Thanks for an awesome date dash. Love your Chi O dates! Fo r a Good Tim e ca ll 966-1300 Balboa Café ■404 S . M ill A v e ., Su ite 1Q1 > IA T JAIME N ./A n d who are you, the birthday girl? Happy 20th! Love, Marisa.. TYPING/WORD PRO CESSIN G 1 DAY turnaround- Most papers, prof w/p, papers, resumes. Laser. Reasonable. Caroline, 892-7022. 110 WPM, Theses, longer docu­ ments (2Ò + pages) preferred. Competitive rates. Lisa 460-2156. I WANT IT NOW! Today V H o R05COPE5 D e sk to p P iih lis liin x C A N BE Typing term papers, resumes, charts, thesis, quick service. Near ASU FOUND ON 966-1984 PAGE 8 . State P ress Wednesday, September 29, 1993 Page, 20 i m * Lunch * Dinner * Takeout DINNER SPECIALS l.UNCH SPECIAL ! i M0N/TUE f i WED A ll C h ick5 4e.9n 5E n tre e s lla .m OPEN 7 D ays a W eek ■m SHA U M A R ■ ■ Indian CmismV___1 7th S treet 7 «sm a s — |n ip * In iv e r s it } D r . Iu i | v!! i*-.............THUR n , ■I — i All Lam b Entrees 5 5 .9 5 Entrees Only Valid for dinner only 5:30 -10:00 p.lTI. 616 S. Forest Ave. Suite #2, Tempe, AZ 85281 Tek (602) 967-8399 I n d l a o ■: C o is l i k e JOE WANTS TO GIVE YOU TICKETS TO V'f r id a y f ^ Want your ad to be ineluded in "Where Joe Eats?1 Call dee at 965-6555. the Patio TONITE'S MOODY BLUES CONCERT (They have two pairs to give away!) Stop by Shalim ar's b etw een 12:00 - 2:30 today to enter the drawing - during those hours the "all you can eat” bullet will only be $4.50 - Joe w ill draw the 2 winners at 2:30pm Shalim ar is lo c a te d a t 616 S. Forest, St. #2. IM P O R T ED B E E R • JA Z Z * S U B S • S A LA D S • G O U R M ET C O F F E E H A PPY HOUR SP EC IA LS M ic h e lo b 3 , 5 0 60 OZ P ITC H ER S imports 222 E. U n ive rsity 5.50 96 7-7744 Mon-Sat 7:30 a.m.-2 a.m., Sun 8:30 a.m.-12 a.m. A FUN PLACE PRESENTS FAJITAS $2.99 Fajita Prima (reg. $3.79» CHICKEN OR BEEF Salsa & Chip s Included Expires 10/20/93 N O COVER 9:00 PM TILL CLOSE C o r n er sto n e EVERY WEDNESDAY 1250 EAST APACHE, TEMPE 894-2021 In Tempe, Corner of Rural and University 930 E. University Dr. Takeout available 921-1230 V 705 s. rural road; surre im, tempe, Arizona 85281 PHONE (602) 829-8495 w/every 10 purchased (limit 60)