ASASU votes to seek help from Sym ington Curtain un Group wants better management, structure B y Ken B row n S tate P ress The A ssociated Students o f ASU Executive Committee voted Thursday to ask Gov. Fife Symington’s office to help die orga­ nization improve its managément and struc­ ture, as part o f the aftermath of a failed over­ haul effort this week. “We have the opportunity and we should jump on it — right now,” College of Public Programs Sen. Anne Medina said. The vote will create a committee of cam­ pus representatives to work with Symington’s Office for Excellence in Government, a divi­ sion of his Project SLIM, to bring in outside consultants to study the group’s management and make suggestions for improvement. The effort will be funded by the state. Between 5-8 campus members will be appointed to the committee next week, with initial recommendations coming as early as late March. “One of the things that has been consistent in student government is disenchantment,” said former student Regent Abedon Fimbres, who made the proposal. “The students want change.” Fimbres said that while a constitution pro­ posed by a group of students-this semester had flaws, it proved that students were unhappy. The attempt to overhaul ASASU with an election to approve a new constitution was crushed by the organization’s Supreme Court Wednesday, which ruled the proposal a con­ stitutional amendment. Amendments must originate in the Senate. Fimbres, who testified before the Court that current bylaws do not allow student-initi­ ated amendments, called his proposal a way to address concerns of mismanagement. “As an intern in state government, I saw Turn to ASASU, page 8. Subcommittee sets guidelines in search for N A U president Regents determine duties, requirements for replacing Hughes B y K ate D eely S tate P ress . L isa Fount, 19, peers through the flaps of a costum e-changing tent before dancing at the A SU W orld F e s tiv a l T h u rsd a y . F o u rd , a so p h o m o re in re a l e s ta te , is from the Ogialahakota tribe of the Sioux Nation and is M iss Indian ASU (or 1992-93. The A rizona Board o f R egents’ NAU Presidential Search Subcommittee came to an agreement on a list of guidelines Thursday that will be used during its search process, an initial step in finding a replacement for outgo­ ing President Eugene Hughes. The guidelines require that the board appoint a search committee consisting of rep­ resentatives from faculty, staff, alumni and students of the state’s universities, as well as board members and representatives of their respective surrounding communities. They also list specific duties and requirements that the search committee must fulfill. “(The guidelines) came from a number of different sources,” Wall said. “They come from historical documents from ASU and UofA presidential searches plus review from other search procedures.” The subcommittee is chaired by Regent Doug W all, and other m em bers include Regents Eddie Basha, Esther Capin, student Regent Rhian Evans and Regent President Andy Hurwitz. Wall said the next step in the multi-faceted search process is to recommend the guidelines to the entire ABOR for approval and then find a search consultant. He said the board is cur­ rently advertising for a search consultant throughout the state and in The Chronicle o f Higher Education. The duty of the consultant, according to Wall, is to assist the search committee, which Turn to NAU, page 8. University employees act against insurance plan Petition initiated, problems will be presented to governor B y C h ris D riscoll S tate P ress Angered by changes in their health insurance options that cost more while providing less and frustrated by added red tape, a group of university employees and their spouses have started a petition drive to take its complaints to the governor. “The basic problem is that the current plans have failed to provide adequate coverage, forcing employees to forego nec­ essary treatment or to incur unreasonable costlys in obtaining satisfactory care on their own,” said Jacqeline E. Sharkey, UofA professor of journalism. The petition was initiated by members of the American Association of University Professors, Arizona Conference. Ruth Kobb Smith, chairwoman of the AAUP state benefits committee, said the petition drive, which began on Monday, IN SID E ST A T E PR ESS has spread to the Arizona Department of Economic Security and the Industrial Commission after starting at ASU and UofA. Smith said the petitions will be presented to Gov. Fife Symington at the end of next week. The petition requests: • That any health insurance contractor be compelled to pro­ vide “adequate and satisfactory medical services,” (as required by Arizona Administrative Code R2-5-414) and that objective performance standards for these services be systematically developed and incorporate employee viewpoints. • That an indemnity plan, which would allow people to choose their own doctors, be offered to all state employees. • That University faculty and staff and members of other major employee groups be appointed to any panel or body making recommendations o r decisions concerning state health­ care options. Phyllis Tambs, whose husband Lewis is form er U.S. Ambassador to Costa Rica and currently a professor of history at ASU, said her family travels often and has used the same World/Nation Local News Local residents react to the announcement by acting A ttorney G eneral Stuart Gerson that the Justice Department has arrested an Islamic fundamentalist sus­ pected of bombing of the World Trade Center last week. Page! U.N. and Bosnian offi­ c ia ls on T hursday accused S e rb s,o f step­ ping up th e ir e th n ic cle an sin g cam paign, while the U.S. continues to drop aid t o isolated eastern Bosnian villages. Page 3 doctor for years. When the state changed insurance options for its employees last year, they were forced to drop their cover­ age with Connecticut General, which the state discontinued, and switch to Interflex. Interflex, a plan owned by Intefgroup, pays 90 percent of bills from an approved list of doctors and 70 percent of nonapproved doctors, said Lanette Landreth, employee benefits manager in the Arizona Department of Administration. Tambs complains that the new coverage has been fraught with problems. “I’m proceeding to submit my claims and I never hear hide nor hair from these people,” Tambs said. “So 1 call them up, and I call them up and after about the 50th time I call them they said I hadn’t submitted one claim. I said what are you talking about.” She said the company went for four months without ever contacting her to tell her if her claims were being covered. State employees are also complaining about the Health Maintenance Organization options. T urn to Insurance, page 8. Sports The ASU women’s bas­ ketball team dropped an 86-76 l o s s . to the Stanford Cardinal in the U niversity A ctivity Center Thursday night. Page I I Today’s Weather Sunny. High 7?. Low 58. 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World/Nation....;........... 13 10 .6 ■A 11 „3 State P ress Friday; March 5,1993 Page 2 Muslim follower arrested in Trade Center bombing Incidents motivation at center of Arizona reaction B y J o y B eason State P ress A man described as a follower of a radical Muslim cleric was arrested Thursday in last week’s World Trade Center bombing, and local reaction centered on disagreement over whether the bombing was religiously motivat­ ed. “(If the su sp ect is indeed a radical Muslim), then Americans have some idea of what Israelis have to deal with ... and why we are so concerned with destroying these orga­ nizations, who are bent on destruction,” said Rabbi Barton Lee of Hillel Jewish Student Union. “ That explains why (the bombing) is so terrible.’“ Meanwhile, others said that they feel the suspect’s religion is not directly related to the bombing. “Our religion prevents us from killing; this person is doing that on his own,” said a mem­ ber of the Islamic Cultural Center, 131 E. Sixth Street, who asked not to be identified. The suspect was arrested by an undercover FBI agent when he coolly tried a third time to reclaim a $400 rental deposit on a Ryder rental van wrecked in the blast. Other suspects were being sought. Several law enforcement and government sources said the bombing appeared to be a terrorist act, though the motive remained unclear. Papers that the suspect presented the rental agency several days ago were covered with nitrates, a government source, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Associated Press. Nitrates are found in some explosives; traces of nitrates were found at the blast site. The arrest was a sudden, major break in the most notorious U.S. bombing in years. Just a day earlier, the FBI had said it could take months to crack the case. Friday’s blast in a garage beneath the twin towers killed five people, injured more than 1,000, left one missing and sent fear through the nation’s largest city. It caused a crater four stories deep. The 110-story towers — the world’s second-tallest buildings, home to hundreds of businesses — aren’t expected to reopen for a month. WNBC-TV in New York identified the suspect as 26-year-old Salama Mohammed of Jersey City, N.J., but the station wasn’t sure exactly how the name was spelled. He was Acting U .S. Attorney General Stuart Gerson defers to FB I Director William Sesslo na during a new s conference Thursday announcing the arrest of a su sp ect in last week’s bombing of the World Trade Center. expected to be arraigned sometime Thursday night in New York City. Richard Martin, an ASU associate profes­ sor of religious studies, said that “you Can’t figure out why a person did what they did on the basis of what group the person belongs to.” Abdel-Rahman, 54, is a blind Muslim cler­ ic living in self-imposed exile in New Jersey after his acquittal a decade ago in Egypt on charges that he sanctioned the 1981 assassina- tion of President Anwar el-Sadat. His mes­ sage includes calls to eradicate anyone who stands in the way o f Islam. One law enforcement source, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Thursday the attack could have been in retaliation for the Persian Gulf War. The bombing came on the second anniversary o f the U.S. ouster of Iraq’s army from Kuwait. The Associated Press contributed to this report. T oday The Today section is a daily calendar o f events print­ ed on a space-available basis a s a service to the A SU community. Cam pus clu b s and organizations can subm it written entries to the State P re ss, located in the basem ent o f Matthews Center, Room 15. E n trie s m ust contain the full club o r organization nam e, d escrip tio n o f even t, d ate, tim e and location (including its full address). They are subject to editing for content, space and clarity and will not be taken over the phone. Incomplete or illegible entries will be discard­ Mbsoaml ed. Deadline for the entries is noon the previous business day. m eetings A lcoholics Anonymous: c lo se d m eeting, noon, All S a in ts' N ew m an C a th o lic C e n te r, 2 3 0 E . U n iv ersity Drive. Narcotics Anonymous: open m eetings, noon and 5:30 p .m ., Com m unity C h ristia n C h u rch , 1701 S . C o lleg e Av©. A IESEC (international Association^ of Students in U n io n A c t iv it é s B o a r d C asin o N i g h t I 1 1 I gate Friday. March 5th Time S 0 0 p a-1200 Midnight Place MU Maricopa Room •Admission: 4 bucks (includes one bag of chips) E n tertain m en t: ASU Alumni Mike Broning w ill tickle the ivories ■ iplayt'nepiano'i BJ playing your favorite Country Western tunes! Come One Come A ll for a R ootin Tootin W ild Hootin Time! ----" r~'' “ ‘ n 3 day 2 n ig h t stay in Las Vegas Hot a i r Balloon Ride Jam Bon and MUCH more! ’ Sponsors Include Pepsi Domino's Pina PhotoAmerica Supercuts Marriott Hovers on Campus Fiesta Hall Cookies From Bone Wal-Mart Hair 101 Grooming Humans Baku Lake 6 theaters Art Attacks Ink sm W 7SS& & Econom ics and B u sin ess): open m eeting, 4 p .m ., B u sin e ss Administration Building Room 311. Philosophy Club: open m eeting, 4 p.m ., MU Yavap ai Room . M iscellaneous Gamma Beta Phi Honor Society: open th eater play reh earsal, 3:30 p.m ., MU Programming Lounge. Women’s Studies and Communication: open perfor­ m ance, “Literature by W om en,” 7 p.m ., Mitchell School, 900 S . Mitchell D rive. _____ World/Nation_____ Serbs move to ‘cleanse’ eastern enclaves Reports of rapes, massacres continue A ssociated P ress TUZLA, Bosnia-Herzegovina— U.N. and Bosnian officials accused Serbs Thursday of stepping up theiT “ethnic cleansing” campaign in eastern Bosnia, as new allegations surfaced of Serbs slaughtering and raping Muslim refugees. Serb commanders, who have devastated Muslim enclaves in a four-day offensive near U.S. airdrop sites, called the charges of atroci­ ties “wrong and malicious” and reportedly promised their foes safe passage out of the embattled region. But it was apparently a One-way offer. The Bosnian Serb army command in Zvornik, according to a statem ent reported by the Y ugoslav news agency T anjug, vowed Muslims and Serbs “will not live together ever again.” In the capital Sarajevo, a sniper targeting an aid convoy near the airport killed a French woman from the Equilibre relief organization and injured two Polish aid workers, said U.N. peacekeepers’ spokesman Barry Frewer. There were continued reports o f Serb atro cities in the w ar-torn region around Cerska and Konjevic Polje, but they were sketchy and im possible to Confirm. Serbs have barred access to the region after routing thousands of Muslims from their homes this week and burning their villages. The Security Council on Wednesday night demanded a halt to the tank-led offensive and urged U.N. forces to be sent to the region to protect civilians. About 10,000 Muslim refugees cowered cold and hungry on Thursday in the ruins of Konjevic Polje, U.N. officials said. About 500 refugees from Cerska reached nearby, Muslim-held Srebrenica, and some accused advancing Serb troops o f slaughter and rape. “ There is little doubt that Serb forces, by their current offensives, are intensifying eth­ nic cleansing,” U.N. human rights envoy Tadeusz Mazowiecki said in a letter to the U.N. Human Rights Commission. “There are accounts of massacres of civil­ ians, burning o f hom es and attacks on refugees trying to flee the area,” the former Polish premier said. Bosnian Deputy President Ejup Ganic also called the Serb assault a blatant example of “intensified ethnic cleansing” — the policy of killing or expelling one ethnic group by another to consolidate control of conquered territory. U.N. officials were negotiating with Serb commanders at Sarajevo airport for access to besieged Muslim areas in order to evacuate wounded. According to Tanjug, Serb army comman­ ders in Zvornik proclaim ed a ll M uslims Associated Prass around Konjevic Polje could “safely leave the H ercules C-130 cargo planes wait on the tarm ac of Rhein-Main Air Base Thursday. The United war-tom regions.” States w ill continue airdropping relief sup p lies In eastern Bosnia, despite, threats of terrorism ‘T h e Serb side will even provide trans­ from fladoran Karadzic. port” and “does not want innocent people to brother to rape the two as well, and then in Sarajevo, warned of more tragedy if the suffer,” Tanjug quoted the command as say­ Serb attack rolled on. “Does the world just killed him. ing. A nders L evinsen o f the U.N. H igh want to watch this disaster, or do something?” U.S. military planes have dropped humani­ Commissioner for Refugees in Tuzla said he he asked. tarian aid over the region for four consecutive expected about 20,000 refugees to pour into The Bosnian Serb SRNA news agency days. But ham radio reports suggested bun­ the northeastern city. quoted local Serb com m ander Maj. Mile dles fell near Serb p o sitio n s, hindering At the United Nations, Bosnian President Kosoric as saying his troops were “the most retrieval by refugees. Alija Izetbegovic told reporters o f uncon­ civilized in the world,'’ and allegations of Ibrahim Becirevic, a ham radio operator in firmed reports that 700 people had been killed Srebrenica, said in a radio interview that in eastern Bosnia, but said he was not sure of atrocities in Cerska were “wrong and mali­ cious,” many Cerska refugees arrived badly wounded the number. More than 130,000 people are reported and Srebrenica lacked food and medicine. The towns of Becirevic said Srebrenica Many refugees spoke with horror of the were under artillery barrage and townsfolk dead or missing since war erupted a year ago Serbian attack, Said Becirevic. One 13-year- feared they were the next target for advancing after Bosnia’s majority Muslims and Croats voted to secede from Serb-dom inated old girl told him how her mother and sister Serbs. were raped by Serb soldiers, who forced her Murat Efendic, an eastern Bosnian official Yugoslavia. Clinton signs jobless benefits bill Measure freezes Congress’ pay A ssociated P ress A»iocite»d Press President Clinton Thursday signed an em ergency jo b less ben­ efits b ill. The m easure included a rider that im posed a pay freeze on C ongress. WASHINGTON — President Clinton signed a $5.7 billion emergency jobless benefits bill Thursday that was rushed through Congress to avoid a cutoff of assistance. The measure also imposes a pay freeze on Congress. “With this bill becoming law, 1.5 million unemployed Americans who need help making the rent and buying gro­ ceries and paying for school clothes will receive.it,” Clinton said as he signed into law the first piece of his economic revival plan. “In the end, what we have to do is extend jobs and not unemployment,” Clinton said. “That is our next great test.” The measure extends through Oct. 2 a program that gives jobless Americans up to another six months of assistance once they’ve exhausted their standard 26 weeks qf benefits. Without the extension, the program would have expired at midnight Saturday. The pay freeze will keep lawmakers’ salaries at $133,600 a year. The provision was overwhelmingly endorsed by both chambers so lawmakers can “show that they’re going first” on sacrifice, said House Speaker Tom Foley, D-Wash. Clinton pressed for the measure as the initial installment of his economic plan, arguing that keeping the jobless afloat dur­ ing tough economic times is crucial to the recovery. Democrats who pushed the bill — and shoved aside Republican arguments that it didn’t merit emergency funding —- said the recovery hasn’t shown up yet in the jobs market. Indeed, new government figures out Thursday showed a S ta te H o u s e œ  worse-than-expected jump in new claims for Unemployment benefits in mid-February. There were 351,000 out-of-work people filing new claim s during a one-week period, an increase of 26,000 from the week before. Moreover, a National Association of Manufacturers survey released Thursday showed that while restructuring of the fac­ tory work force — that has cost millions of jobs — is nearing an end, manufacturers do not plan to increase their payrolls this year. The House voted 247-156 to approve the sections of the bill relating to extended unemployment benefits. A separate 403-0 vote adopted the Senate-added language on the pay freeze. The Senate had passed the measure on Wednesday. In both chambers, Republicans complained that the jobless benefits extension was a $5.7 billion run-up in the deficit and Congress needed to start taking a pay-as-you-go approach. They said it was an omen o f things to come, and that Clinton and his Democratic allies in Congress, weren’t really serious about reining in the deficit. “Where’s the beef? Where’s the funding so we don’t con­ tinue to put burdens on our children?” said Rep. Rick Santorum, R-Penn. But Democrats argued that the extended benefits would be paid for by Clinton’s overall economic plan to cut spending and raise taxes. They held ranks and defeated Republican efforts to start enacting Clinton’s plan piecemeal and pay the $5.7 billion now with spending cuts, | jg a ^ )M state allows casino-style gamblingj 20 reservations. law Friday. PHOENIX — The Arizona House passed “W h fiw e ’re talking 'about fiOB’t hcluV fi fiilhW Rfo CSMIIO gMU> fund-raisers, it can’t prohibit similar games a statewide casmo-gambltng ban Thursday, reefing Arizona and our quality o f life and bling will produce ahyttdifiig bpt m um y," g ivfitg 0© vi F ife Sym ington the le g a l balancing that with the needs of the tribes,” said M ajority t& ader Brenda Burns, RSym ington had sought th e b ill in ammunition be sought to fight the spread of Symington said after fellow Republicans i Giendale. response to a federal mediator’s Hpb. IS rid­ pushed the anti-gambling legislation through federally sanctioned Indian gambling. The ing that would allow each tribe to have up to T he m ove was the latest exam ple of , the House. ' : gam bling in Arizona, including charity 2,600 slot fintPbea, or more than 10 times backlash against a federal law implemented I Rep. Jack Jackson, a Navajo lawmaker, tire 250-machine ceiling included in each of hud year feat has spurred construction c§ said he wtñdd protest fire gambling b P by The idea is to stop the spread of reserva­ the feur gambliug compacts tre negotiated {dap fee big reservation casinos in several refusing to participate in tbe prayer and tion pledge ofaUegiance that begin each daily sure», M ore than a dozen law suits have Indimi tribes to offer any kind of gambling ’. The passed the House l l i f t j session of the House. been filed chalkmgbq: the law. t’s ' allowed in die state. Tire tribes have. \ after clearing the Senate earhertbis week Doug Cole, Symmgton’s press secretary, Others said) in court that because the : ; said the governor would sign the bill mto if large casinos wcfC allowed on me stale's A sso c ia ted P ress imniiiinitiliiiïiiii&wii Opinion S ta te P ress Friday, March 5, 1993 Page 4 State P ress ■ ■ oos & D ravos BOO — to the Associated Students of ASU for offering up the most egregious example of gov­ ernmental abuse of power this year. Rather than allow a special election on the issue of reform­ ing the group’s outdated constitution, the ASASU Supreme Court opted instead to refer the matter to the even more outdated Senate. In other words, ASASU seems to realize that if stu­ dents are given the chance, they will force reform in a heartbeat. Thank goodness ASASU had enough sense to take the advice of former student regent A bedon Fim bres, who on Thursday told the group’s leaders to shape up or expect to be shipped out. The ASASU executive board accepted Fimbres’ proposal for the cre­ ation of a review board to look into the group’s recent string of problems. ¿‘7 BOO — to Fife Symington and the state’s army of Republicans for floating Senate Bill 1001, which seeks to put a halt to casino-like gam­ bling. The measure is wholly hypocritical, as it rejects casino gambling, but fails to touch on all the other forms of Class III Gaming permitted by state law. One federal m ediator and the nation’s interior secretary have already said Symington’s ideas on the issue are flawed, and if he fails to sign a deal with the Indians of Arizona, Babbitt has stated that he will force a settlement favorable to the Indians’ desires. Will we ever get politics right in Arizona? BRAVO — to the Phoenix Suns for taking a lemon and building a championship-quality organization. NBA Commissioner David Stern commented on the Sun’s revolution last week while in town to announce Phoenix’s designa­ tion as the site chosen for the 1994 All-Star game. Stem recalled that the last time he was in town it was to deal with the shocking drug scan­ dal that had beset the Suns franchise in 1987. Since those dark days the Suns have been shin­ ing bright, lighting a path straight to the 1993 playoffs: BRAVO to those students who came put at the last minute to sign up as contenders for posi­ tions within the Associated Students of ASU. An extended deadline and last-minute informa­ tion push brought out twice as many hopefuls as had originally taken out petitions. It looks like ASASU can expect a healthy election this year — providing the second half of the equation, voters, show up at the party as well. STATE PRESS — s . i - ,- , I A Multiculturism rooted in equality In all its history the diversity movement at ASU has never been JJTHONY reported on objectively. Since I began attending ASU, the move­ HERNANDEZ ment has gained a much greater GRUNDON foothold on ASU. In my view, this is what happened. President When the much talked about Students Against incident on fraternity row broke Political Correctness out in 1990 the media was there Guest Columnist to misreport on it. Excited jour­ nalists and others, nostalgic for the turmoil of the ’60s, cried racism and police brutality. The already overly powerful leaders of the multicultural movement used the state of wild emotionalism that erupted to further increase their power. The results are the general studies diversity required class, the Campus Environmental Team censors and a host of other programs now sponsored by Student Life . What really happened on fraternity row? Are there a great deal of racists at ASU that need to be re-educated? Not at all. What was called an “incident of oppression” was actually just a bunch of kids that were looking for a fight and found one. Either group could have chosen to back off at earlier times but chose not to. This lead to the eventual confrontation. During the confrontation one of the fraternity members decided to use a racial word to aggravate the black students. He was probably not a racist, he just wanted to piss somebody off. Then when the police came, one of the black students objected to not being treated like a prince after he had decided to involve himself in a fight. He knew that if you claim racial bigotry by the police the media will rush to make a story. Most people will accept that the police are all brutal racists without trying to examine the evidence themselves. Also the journalists generalized the story to make it look as if the fraternity members were representative of all ASU stu­ dents. But the m ajority o f ASU students are much more mature and responsible that your average fraternity guy. I believe that racial tension has increased because of the improper reaction to this incident. Also, very dangerously, the ideology of multiculturalism has taken over ASU. Multiculturalism is in direct conflict with the principle of individual rights. The principle of individual rights states that people have a right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as individuals. Multiculturalism states that groups fight each other for life, liberty and the fruits of labor. Individuals don’t Ai matter. Only ethnic or racial groups are important. According to multiculturalism, ethnic groups deserve spe­ cial consideration under the law based on their ethnic culture and traditions. According to individual rights every individual receives equal protection under the law regardless of ethnic or racial background. The politics of multiculturalism states that the government should be involved in the economy, especially in favor of cer­ tain ethnic or racial backgrounds. The principle of individual rights states that the government should not be involved in the economy because this would interfere with an individual’s right to property. Multiculturalism i$ racism in disguised form. Individual rights is what the United States was based on. Multiculturalists teach that Western Civilization is a white civilization and the United States was founded according to white customs and traditions. Individual rights principles teach that the United States is a melting pot where people give up their customs and traditions for individual freedom, because you can’t have both. W estern Civilization is not a white European civilization. It is open to all backgrounds and oblivi­ ous to race. Art Carter and the Campus Environmental Team are cur­ rently sponsoring events at ASU, the Shaping Arizona forum, to promote multiculturalism. But they are not supporting events to promote die opposite: the theory of individual rights. Since ASU is a public university it has an obligation to remain neutral in political issues. Students should rightly protest the administration for taking sides on this issue. In order for the Shaping Arizona “forum” to be a real forum, that is an open and equal airing of ideas, then the university needs to grant equal time and sponsorship to groups that represent the opposite of the multiculturalist view. Mulitculturalism has gained such widespread support that it is taught asthe viewpoint to have. Most people are indoctrinat­ ed so fully that they don’t even realize that other views exist. The way the ideas are constantly pressed on them, from teach­ ers and die media, comes close to psychological conditioning. So, when Art Carter says that multiculturalism needs to be “protected” with special help from the administration I End this hard to swallow. If he is really interested in helping people with different ideas, he will drop multiculturalism like a dead rat and come to the support o f the campus intellectuals who are still Unknown. I assure you, Art Carter, that you have not heard the last on this issue. „ D IC „ . VC„„«.«««« Editor EHREN S C H W I E B E R T .............M a n a g in g Editor .......Opinion Editor KEN COLLINS.....«.«...,...,... number. Only signed letters virili be considered for publica­ tion. Requests for anonymity will be granted only widi an appropriate reason. Letters are subject to editing by the opinion page editor. Atl letters must be either brought in person with a photo LD. to the State Press front desk in the basem ent o f Matthews Center, or addressed to State Press; 15 Matthews Center, A rizona State University, Tempe, Ariz. 852871502. State P ress P hone N umbers T he Store P re s s w elcom es and encourages w ritten response from our readers on any topic. 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Mo p 'em Togo stuff ff /f t State Press etters to the editor Stroud needs lesson from fiscal conservatives Editor: In the Feb. 24 issue, columnist Christopher Stroud discusses the future prospects for the current generation of students. In it, he makes two statements that demonstrate, at best, a serious misread­ ing of the past. First, he states that “Socialism is a failure, yet fiscal conser­ vatism doesn’t truly work either — after all, we have lived the past 12 years under that system and problems abound.” During the 12 years of Reagan-Bush “fiscal conservatism,” annual federal spending rose from approximately $590 billion to over $1.4 tril­ lion. Because of this spending, we now have a deficit in the $4 trillion range. If Mr. Stroud considers this type of spending to be fiscally conservative, I wouldn’t want to see his idea of fiscally irresponsi­ ble Due to a thriving American economy, federal tax receipts in 1989 were $990 billion, or $400 billion higher than total federal spending in 1981. Unfortunately, by 1989 our “fiscally conserva­ tive” government was spending $1.14 trillion, $150 billion more than receipts. This is not fiscal conservatism. This is big government running out of control, and in many ways it already resembles socialism. To prove it to yourself, examine the platform of the U.S. Socialist party of the 1930s. Then compare it to the current platform of the Democratic party, which now controls both the Congress and the White House. Better yet, simply compare it to the economic plan being put forth by President Clinton. I suggest that Mr. Stroud read up on Adam Smith before he damns him with Karl Marx. While he’s at it, he might read up on F A. Hayek, Milton Friedman, Thomas Sowell and George Gilder. Then he might get an inkling of what fiscal conservatism is all about. Steve Laurent Senior, A eronautical Technology Students should aid staff in acquiring vacation Editor: Am I the only one who remembers that we (students, faculty, and staff) voted to give up President’s Day in order to add Martin Luther King Day?One would think that University Relations would have this kind of information, rather than blaming the staff and their “desire” for an extra day off at Christmas. I don’t know who start­ ed the idea of giving up one holiday so we could have MLK Day after the state voters squashed it. You will note, however, that now that we have all voted to have a statewide MLK Day, our President’s Day holiday has not been reinstated I believe that we can look to the beneficence of the Regents for this. They’re the same ones who aren’t sure we can have the raise we were all told we had. The staff do not get a win­ ter break, although we do get a lot of peace and quiet and manage to get a lot of the work done that was put aside during the regular semester to help students. Do the students really think it’s unreasonable to allow us two days at Christmas time to spend with our families? I don’t think this is an uncommon practice. If the students really want to accomplish something, convince the Regents to close the University for the week of Christmas — ask everyone to take vacation time — and really save some money on heating this whole campus for the few who actually remain on campus. Since most of you are not here, you don’t realize how deserted the campus is, but all the buildings have to be heated for the few staff who remain to answer phones. Then we could have our President’s Day back and maybe our 10th day off sometime in early April so that the staff doesn’t have to go almost six months without a break. C herylene Schick Staff, School o f Public A ffairs Religion impedes understanding o f gay issues E d itor: I am writing in response to Mr. Kerrigan’s article, or should I say sermon. I disagree totally in his views of homosexuality being of bad morals. To start out with, homosexuality is genetic — ask any pro­ fessor in molecular biology or genetics. It’s part of our human nature, like some people are shy and others outgoing, so deal with it. Second, the part that really ticks me off is the fact that a person like Robert Kerrigan can pass judgment on another per­ son because of some “religion.” Well, Robert, why don’t you just sit down and think about it logically. All religions are cults. They unify a mass of people to pass their own opinions and tell (hem that is the right way. This is no more evident than in die world today. I don’t know how many religions there are in the world but just the fact that there is more than one is proof that these religions are all based on opinion. How can they all be right? Why can’t people of today just set aside their religions and become free thinkers? Don’t let stories and myths from thou­ sands of years ago affect what you do today. When you come upon a situation, judge it by your own views and not by what cult beliefs of the past tell you to believe. I am not an atheist. I just believe what I want to and do not wish to be told what to think by a mind controlling mass like a religion. By the way, Robert, the virus causing AIDS was first dis­ covered in African green monkeys. The virus was passed to humans by the butchering of a monkey, and in the process infected blood was exchanged. The only reason you think the virus was started in gays is it is easier to become infected through anal sex due to the large number of blood vessels in the colon. So, Robert, stop passing judgment on people due to some mind controlling religious-views and think before you write next time. Robert Stratman Junior, Biology Rhodesian Ridgeba(&lHrt*j because o f an MoeBMr’s romantic indiscretknt,^^^H : a bit of Staffordshire terrier mixed in. V ^*£2?;*' Attd there’* b is daiwT ; problem. When he was young, hechomped too hard ou‘_a bone and broke off ■j of his front’teeth;sFortunatelyi dogs don’t smile or he’d be { ¡ U h l ?■ None o f these flaws bodwr his bwsess, Helen and John Theodosakis. Fabian, 9, is a good mutt. He’s playful, loyal, barks at sounds in the night and can look ferocious, even with the gaps in his teeth. But he's never bitten or gummed anyone, and probably wouldn’t, unless it was a stranger coming through a win•-dow, /Ci. <■/ '■ -' Mostly he roams around the Theodosakises' spacious grounds in the Chicago suburb of Bannockburn, chasing squirrels, sniffing the ground and coming in for a nap with In other words, your run-of-the-mill family dog. Or so the Theodosakises thought. Recently, they learned that they were wrong. A letter came from the company that has provided their home owner’s insurance for 22 yean telling them that their coverage was being canceled. That was a surprise because in all those years they had never filed a claim. Reading the letter closely, they found the reasons for nonrenewal: “Due to increased liability exposure of vicious dog (pit bull) in home." . , s Which meant Fabian, with the gaps in his front teeth “When I read that, 1 remembered.” said Mrs. | Theodosakis. “Last year, they sent a questionnaire and it had a question about pets. 1 put down Rhodesian Ridgeback with a trace of American Staffordshire terrier, which people call pit buUs.’f “ Whoa she mid me about the liincelcd insurance, I found | it hard to believe. Is she sure the dog never chomped a neighbor’s kid? • • ** ;*•*&,' S S h E -V.-i ** “Absolutely. We have 17 acres, and he never leaves the property, Swe, he’s large and looks fierce, but he’s never H B l A p i i i i 'b Us *■**•■£» I The suburb’s police chief confirmed it ”! asked my men. They’ve never noticed the dog, andwe’ve never had M ||terep o rt or any kind of complaint.” A call to the Great American Insurance Companies m Cincinnati brought an odd response. Terry Maley, a spokeswoman for the company, laughed heartily and said: “ That’s the first time I’ve ever heard anything so amus- •. ^^ 2 y Well, we tty fo amuse, but is there an explanation for r ~ .y’T 1 v'J (■¿ughiHgifgain. she said: I really can’t comment I’m the highest level you are going to get and there will be no . comment * So I called an expert on Pit bulls, Carol GainesStepbcns, head of the Natfosal American Pit Bull Terrier ' And it hsns out that pit bull phobia still exists in this ¿okjjfffi H H H H 1■ I You { m l ^ y about pit buB terriers: If a dog that even resembled a pit |n ll growled at someone, it ) Dog experts kept expistning that pit b u H sM lo mean- ' er than other dog£. If treated decently, they are fine pets. Because some morons raise them to be vicious fighting dogs, die whole breed got a bum rap. ¡¡¡¡But apparently insurance companies choose not to A« pfe iktaes-Steibeiis, the pit bull expert, said: ‘I t’s . nationwide, «m it’s gotten out of hand. Insurance compa­ nies send questionnaires asking what breed of dog you have. People don’t realize that if they put down American pit bull terrier or American Staffordshire terrier or any­ thing with the words ‘pit’ or ‘buB,! their policies jinay get The state of Ws c e p w p p p p i 1 «avB places where you can’t irmwSm thinking of banning , but there are some town with one W ÊÈ S ta te P ress Friday, March 5, 1993 P ag e 6 P olice R eport ASU police reported the following incidents Thursday: • An ASU employee reported that a tractor trailer acciden­ tally damaged a light pole in the Salvage Yard. Damage is $3,000. • An ASU student reported that someone entered his resi­ dence at 601 Alpha Drive and removed several pictures and frames. Loss is $300. • An ASU student reported that someone removed a pair of slippers and several magazines from a package that had been mailed to him at Cholla Apartments. Loss is $20. • An ASU student reported that someone did $500 worth of damage to her ear while it was parked in Parking Structure Four. • An ASU student reported his red Fuji Tahoe mountain bike stolen from the north side of Farmer Education Building, where it had been secured with a cable lock. • A man unaffiliated with the University was contacted south of the MU where he was “very disoriented.” Police directed him to a bus stop, and he left the area. • A man unaffiliated with ASU was contacted on the east side of Payne Education Building while acting suspiciously. He left the area. • An ASU student reported that her daughter was assaulted by another woman at the P.E. West Building. • A male student was contacted at the bike racks near the Student Recreation Center, where he was reported acting sus­ piciously. He was advised of theft laws and left the area. , Tempe police reported the following incidents Thursday: • A 27-year-old Tempe woman was assaulted while walk­ ing south on McClintock Road near Broadway Road. A Hispanic man in his late 20s, 5-foot-10 with short dark hair emerged from a stand of bushes and grabbed the woman’s shoulder. The man was reportedly holding a small gray object in his right hand. The woman screamed, frightening the sus­ pect, who then ran to a car parked nearby. The suspect fled westbound on Broadway Road in the auto, a light gold, latemodel, four-door Ford. The car’s right rear taillight was bro­ ken. * Two Tempe women reported being “harassed and terri­ fied” on at least three occasions by a 6-foot-2,190-pound hispanic male aged 20 to 25-years-old with short, black curly hair and. hazel-colored eyes. The two, who are roommates, said the man has allegedly followed them from their home and at other locations, attempting to befriend them. The women said they do not know how the man obtained their names, phone number and address. The man reportedly drives a “beat-up” white Nissan pick-up truck and may have a moustache. • A man was arrested for misconduct involving a weapon after police pulled him over for a fictitious registration. During a “cursory search” of the man’s truck, police found a loaded d o c k 9-millimeter pistol on the passenger seat, hidden under the suspect’s jacket without a holster. The weapon was readily accesible to the man. Police reported that the man appeared “anxious and eva­ sive” prior to the search. The weapon and a magazine of eight Luger 9-millimeter ammunition rounds were seized. Compiled by State Press assistant city editor Scott Smith. CtllC&GIE S 1CLSUNDAYS ONLY ►FREE w/student I.D. (ASU.MCC.SCC) C H EESEST EA K or CHICKEN SANDWICH -Voted ‘Best ofPhoenix’- Buy a Cheesesteak or Chicken and a Coke and receive the second or any other item of equal or lesser value FR EE. 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A SPECIAL COMEDY NIGHT. F r i. . . , V * . C rim e Dog Sat. . . . . . O ne Some Tempe businesses will, be eligible to receive a free facelift to the signs that run along the city’s streets under a three-year project to improve the skyline. Any businesses with signs affected by street widening or sidewalk construction is eligible to have their sign rebuilt by the city at no charge, said Terry Day, Tempe community development director. Hie City Council granted money in early 1990 to pay for redevelopment of the city streets and addition of street signs. Day said this is where the funds for the sign redevelopment are coming from. “We have redone over two dozen businesses along Apache alone so far during this project,” Day said. Hie portion of Apache Boulevard affected by the project is located at 10th street, beside the Gammage Auditorium and extends to the eastern-most Tempe city limit, Day said. The current specifications for signs that advertise along the road throughput Tempe are an eight-foot height limit and a surface area measurement within 24 square feet. Day said the idea for the program was given to the City Council five years ago by a Tempe resident who was tired of looking at all the high signs on Apache. State Press photo Day said the City Council felt this was a good idea and Tempe b u sin esses, su ch a s Club Encounters, 919 E . Apache voted in early 1990 that all newly built city signs had to meet Blvd., who have sig n s affected by street widening or sidewalk the city’s spécifications. Buildings built before 1990 did not construction w ill be eligible to have thé sig n s rebuilt at no have to have their signs changed, but Day recommends that charge a s pari of a citywide project, they do to better fit in with the surrounding community. increase after the sign change.” Councilwoman Carol Smith said she is appreciative of the Councilman Dennis Cahill said Apache Boulevard in par­ work Day and his Community Development staff and the local ticular was an area of Tempe that needed some redesigning. business are doing to beautify the city in which she works and “It was very important that Apache catch up with the rest lives. of Tempe,” Cahill said. “Apache has been neglected while “ We can look and enjoy the skyline without the high Other parts of the city have- grown. This is a chance for the signs,” Sniith said. road to catch up with the rest of the City.” She also said city residents and businesses Who have had Cahill, who lives within a few hundred yards of the road, the construction done both appreciate the effects to the quality said the renovation of Apache Boulevard and its business of life in the city and the amount of business respectively. Signs helps feveryone in the community, “We have had lots of positive response from the people in “Any time you have a poor looking section of town, it town telling us how nice die city is looking,” Smith said, “and detracts from the surrounding areas,” he said. “But if the area we have had businesses tell us they have had their business is nice and good looking it helps the surrounding area.” PAPILLONS Apache 1250 E. Apache, Tempe 894-2021 "e X p " 4 /Ì /9 3 I We’ll need to receive It before noon today! Want a liner1ad in the State Press Classifieds section tomorrow? 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State Press Advertising • Nothingworks like ASU's morning daily. 5i is c\ D illa r d s Page 8 S ta te P ress F rida^^tatchS ^W ^ ASASIL Continued from page 1, how this office could come in and help us improvethe effec­ tiveness and efficiency of student government," he said. “And it doesn’t cost us a thing.” Fimbres estimated that the consulting service would cost up to $60,000 if it were conducted by a private agency. Tim Boncoskey, Operations Manager for Symington’s agency, said the office will only make suggestions to ASASU, not implement policy. “It’s not an audit,” Boncoskey told ASASU officials. “I'm talking about an improvement service driven by you. I think it would be neat if your organization could piggyback what other state agencies have been doing.” Boncoskey said he agreed to Fimbres’ plan because of his own experience with student government at UofA. The office has worked with the Arizona Board of Regents and the admin­ istration of Arizona’s three universities, among other state agencies. Skip Schrader, the only executive committee member to vote against the measure, said he was uncomfortable with deciding on the matter so quickly. “Why today?” he stud. “I feel a little awkward because this deserves to be looked at in greater depth.” But other members said the committee should take advan­ tage of the opportunity before it passes. “I see a window of opportunity here, and that window is rapidly closing,” ASASU Activities Vice President Rate Lawrence said. “Time is of the essence.” groups into consideration for the presidency. She said guidelines that will be used in the presidential search for the Flagstaff school are similar to those used two years ago for the UofA presidential search, for which she was the subcommittee chair. Capin said the subcommittee does not know when the selection process will begin. “We are not yet setting a target date, but somewhere in the area of Jan. 1, 1994, or possibly before that, we will have someone in place,” Capin said. Hughes will leave NAU effective June 30, 1993, and if no president is selected by then, an temporary president will be appointed. Capin said the interim president could be someone from NAU or even from outside the school, but no decision has been made yet. On Feb. 20, Hughes announced that he was leaving his post at NAU for the top seat at Wichita State University. He cited the dire budget situation at Arizona’s three universities as one of the reasons for considering the Wichita job, saying that bud­ get recommendations made by the state, if enacted, would “devastate” the school. NAUL Continued from page 1. will be appointed later after hiring a consultant, arid to locate, screen and encourage presidential prospects. Wall added that the advertisement for the president position will run sometime next week. Hurwitz said the subcommittee’s main concerns are to “cast the nets wide” to encourage a diverse and large number of applicants and also, because o f NAU’s relationship with Indian tribes, to have several Native Americah representatives on the subcommittee. In addition, Capin said the subcommittee also must make an effort to take women, minorities and members of other In s u ra n c e Continued from page 1. T he AA U P said in a statem ent that Michael Torello, a terminally ill Department of Transportation employee, was refused hos­ pitalization by a CIGNA doctor, who said he needed “home care.” Torello was only hospi­ talized after another state employee protested to a top CIGNA official. He died the next day. Raul A rm endariz, d ire c to r o f human resources at ASU, said many of the employee complaints have been, or are in the process of being solved. He said that complaints by djs- abled employees that their out-of-pocket costs had jumped from $1,000 to $3,000 a year had been addressed. Rep. Bob Edens, R-Tempe, said he has been in contact with the group Of petitioners. “ I can assure you that the com plaints are valid,” he said. Edens and fellow legislator, Rep. Andy Nichols, D-Tucson, have introduced two bills in the cu rrent session o f the A rizona Legislature that address some of the prob­ lems. One bill would include university employ­ ees on any body dealing with state employee health insurance and the other would put retirees into the same plan as employees, he said. The bills are both “locked up in commit­ tees” he said, and not moving forward through the Legislature. Edens suggested that letters and phone calls to state lawmakers and signa­ tures on the petition could help to dislodge the GET IT THIS MORNING I udent A ffairs T ribute To U niversity S taff 1 S taff R ecognition Pr<. ?O utstanding two bills. “Some state officials apparently still are not aware o f the widespread dissatisfaction with health-care options, because we have been writing and calling on an individual basis,” Sharkey said. “A large number of employees finally decided to start the petition drive to demonstrate to officials that these problems are not confined to the individuals who have been most vocal ” YO U CAN GET IT ALL OVER CAMPUS EVERY W EEKDAY M ORNING. ■' :‘V:ARIZONASTATEUNIVERSITY V^ S tate P ress S T A T E P R E S S ...d 0il19i Ai l S tudent S er v ic e Do you know a n ASU staff m em ber w ho h a s b e en parltculariy helpful to students? Nro .h e te President Cteorarvri Student Affairs thank this person. P lease nom inate a staff m em ber to b e recog n ized tor o utstandng service to students. W e w fl honor these staff through the STudent Affaire Tribute to UrWerelty Staff program In April. Nominee Trite Phone number_ D ep artm en t Cam pus mail c o d e . Your nam e Yòur phone A ttach a short statem ent describing exam ples o f this person's outstanding efforts on b eh alf of sludents. Ellher d ro p the form off a t th e V ice President for Student Affairs O ffice , A ca d e m ic Services Building 201. or m all to STATUS, V ice President tor Student Affairs. Arizona State University. Tem pe. AZ 85287-2103. H W e n ee d your nom ination no later than M arch 26. ■ DANCE! The Lesbian & Gay Academic Union Proudly Presents T h e 1 9 9 3 S ch o la rsh ip GALA! 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Holiday’s voice is achingly wistful on such tunes as We ’ll Be Together Again and Her girlish exuberance long since exhaust­ Body and Soul. ed by bad booze, bad drugs and bad men, The set includes Holiday’s 1940s Jazz at Billie Holiday sang on to the very bitter end, the Philharmonic recordings, her 1956 when she died in a hospital bed, under house i Carnegie Hall concert and other live' perfor­ arrest for heroin possession. mances and virtually all of her 1950s studio She!s almost universally proclaimed the sessions, greatest jazz singer ever, yet the value of Holiday loved to record with lush string Holiday's recordings in those waning years and orchestral accompaniment, as on her 1958 before her death in 1959 has long been debat­ Columbia album, Lady in Satin. But the ed. Verve sessions, produced by Norman Granz, Did her faltering voice lend the songs depth and maturity, or was she simply rasping capture Holiday in her best setting, backed by small combos. through the repertoire one'more time? The recordings include gorgeous solos by The answer is in Polygram’s recent boxed such sidemcn as Ben Webster on tenor saxo­ issue, The Complete Billie Holiday on Verve, phone and Harry “Sweets” Edison on trumpet, 1945-1959. harking back to her 1930s recordings with The beautifully packaged 10-disc set con­ B y D avid G ermain T he A ssociated P ress if- 1 ~V -r - ' 1 ; r Buck Clayton and Lester Young, who nick­ named her “Lady Day.” The Verve set also includes some interest­ ing studio chatter and a couple of very infor­ mal rehearsals that show Holiday at her pro­ fane best, or worst, fooling with friends and discussing her limitations as a singer. “I’m telling you, me and my did voice, it just go up a little bit and come down a little . bit,” Holiday tells pianist Jimmy Rowles dur­ ing a rehearsal. “It’s not legit. I do not got a legitimate voice. This voice of mine’s a mess. A cat got to know what he’s doing when he plays with me.” If anything, the rehearsals reveal Holiday not as the languid, middle-aged drug-abuser of legend but as a boisterous, workmanlike performer mining her songbook and her per­ sona for-fresh ways to express her art. Bom Eleanora Fagan in Baltimore in 1915, she was the daughter of Clarence Holiday, guitarist with Fletcher Henderson’s orchestra in the 1920s. She took the name Billie from her favorite actress, Billie Dove. Holiday heard her first jazz in a whore­ house and was a prostitute in her early teens.. About 1930, she began singing in clubs in New York City, which led to her first record­ ings in 1933, with Benny Goodman. Her life was a roller-coaster ride of drug addiction, broken marriages, pennilessness and prosperity. After Holiday died, a nurse found $750 strapped to her legs, payment for a series of autobiographical interviews, yet Holiday reportedly had just 70 cents in her bank account. T~T‘~ ~ ~ s o m m i ow m iifiyouminïkStatefmsÈrsoné, Northwestern University Summer Session ’93 Think or swim. Our summer schedule includes one-, two-, three-, four-, six-, seven-, eight*, and nine-week classes. Call 1-800-FINDS Nil (in Illinois,'call 708/491-4114) or mail this coupon. I’m thinking. Send me a free copy of the Summer Session ’93 catalog with financial aid and registration information' (available in March) . Please send the catalog to □ my home □ my school. Summer Session ’93,2003 Sheridan Road Evanston, Illinois60208-2650 School Address State Zip' Home Address State Zip Northwestern is an equal opportunity educator and employer. 2 Sports State P ress Friday, March s, 1993 ' Page l l ASU splits pair with Stanford N o. 9 Stanford takes ASU 86-76 B y M ichael B ranom State P ress Associated Press A SU guard T e s W hitlock d rib b les p ast Stanford’s Dion C ro ss during last night's m athcup. Sun D evils rallied from an 18p o in t d e fic it to b eat th e C a rd in a l in M aples Pavilion, 75-71. M en rally from 18-point deficit in victory, 75-71 B y B ria n C harles S tate P ress The ASU men’s basketball team used its trademark come-from-behind tactics to pull out a 75-71 victory over the Stanford Cardinal Thursday night. The Sun Devils (17-7 overall, 10-5 Pac-10) trailed by 18 points at one time in the first half, but good play down the stretch and bombs from three-point land keyed an ASU rally. ASU guard and Pac-10 scoring leader Stevin Smith scored 21 points, including 18 in the second half. In addition. Smith punched in five three-pointers in the sec­ ond half. Stanford (7-20, 2-13) led 71-69 with 1:25 left to play on a Brent Williams layup, but ASU point guard Marcell Capers put the Sun Devils up for good with two clutch free throws. Freshman ASU forward Ron Riley chipped in 16 points, while Wun Versher added 11. Center Lester Neal again led the Sun Devils in rebounding with 9. N ext Up fo r th e Sun D evils is C a lifo rn ia , who w ill host ASU on Saturday at 3:00 p.m. The game will be televised oh the Prime Network. The ASU women’s basketball team fell to eighth-ranked Stanford 86-76 Thursday night, in a battle marked .by the Sun Devils’ foul trouble and Coach Maura McHugh’s ejection after verbally sparring with the offi­ cials. The Cardinal went on a 25-8 in a sevenminute stretch during the first and second halves to take control of the contest. The Sun Devils (16-8 overall, 9-6 Pac-10) put togeth­ er short scoring runs in the second period but could never close the gap to less than two points. Less than halfway through the second period with the Cardinal musing a slim lead, McHugh picked up two technical fouls in less than two minutes and was ejected from the contest. At the time of McHugh’s ejection with 12:58 remaining, ASU had picked up five more personal fouls than Stanford. By the game’s end, three Sun Devils had fouled out of the game, including both post players, Monique Ambers and Lisa Salsman. “(The referees) had a real problem tonight,” McHugh said. “I don’t know what the problem was, but I do know it is very bad when you have a big game like this and you have people that are out of it: “I don’t have a problem with them calling certain calls, it just has to go both ways. If it is only on one end of the court, then I’ve got a; problem with that.” ’ASU also had a problem with Stanford center Val Whiting, as she took advantage of the Sun Devil foul problems at the post to score 25 points on 9-fo r-1 2 shooting. Whiting also grabbed nine rebounds. Whiting was backed by an excellent sup­ porting cast, as four teammates had at least 10 points and five boards. “That is one of the good things about our team — everybody contributes offensively,” Whiting said. ASU forward Jovonne Smith tried singlehandedly to pick up the slack caused by Ambers’ and Salsman’s foul troubles. Smith finished the evening with 19 points and a career-high 16 rebounds. Fifteen points and eight boards came in the second half. “(Smith) really hurt us, especially against the zone when she got the ball in the high post,” Cardinal coach Tara VanDerveer said. The Cardinal (22-5, 12-3) have now won 12 of their last 14 Pac-10 games against the ASU forward Jovonne Sm ith puts up a shot over Stanford's Molly Goodenbour during the Sun D evils’ 86-76 lo ss to the No.9 Cardinal Thursday night. ASU w ill face C al on Saturday night at 7p.m. in the University Activity Center. Sun Devils. Saturday’s game against California is Senior Night, as rive Sun Devils will play their last regular-season game in front of the friendly UAC crowd. Three players — Monique Ambers, Lisa Salsman and Jovonne Smith — have been at ASU for all four years of their collegiate career, w hile the two others — Ryneldi Becenti and Frozena Jerro — came to the program as transfers. “T heir accom plishm ents are m any,” McHugh said. “I hope people will remember them, because they did a lot for the school and I know they did a lot form e and the pro­ gram. The year before Ambers, Salsman and Smith arrived, the Sun Devils went 9-19 — the program’s worst year since 1977-78. “I think that we will be remembered as the turning point of the program,” Jerro said. Jerro’s words are backed up by the fact that ASU is in the hunt for its first back-toback NCAA Tournament appearances since the 1981-82,1982-83 campaigns. There could have been a sixth senior being honored on Saturday, but guard C rystal Cobb suffered a knee injury in November and is a medical redshirt. Penn tourney gets underway today ASU hosting 4-day event Î ç s t w eek was an unprecedented one for the ASU baseball team. For the first li n e this season, they tost two g&tncs in a row . B y S co tt D avis State P ress The ASU men’s tennis team will be play­ ing host to three top-20 teams this weekend, as the 1993 Penn Invitational begins today at the Whiteman Tennis Center. The tournam ent will include the 25thranked Sun Devils, plus No. 4 Pepperdine, No. 6 Notre Dame and No. 17 Tennessee. The format will be a four-team round robin. This season marks the fifth year of the Penn Invitational, a tournament known for bringing in some of the best talent in college tennis to ASU. In each of its Brat four years in existence, the Penn Invitational has included at least two teams in the top 10. “Since the first tournament, our goal was to make it one of the best collegiate tournaments in the country,” ASU coach Lou Belken said. “Outside of die NCAA championships, I think we are readily approaching that.” ASU (3-4 overall, 1-2 Pac-10) will enter the tournament as the hometown favorite play­ ing the role of an underdog. The Sun Devils will be led by senior Bruce Haddad, who is currently ranked 17th in the nation. Haddad Turn to T ennis, page 13. Brim Fitzgerald/State Press Senior C h ris Gambino and the rest of the ASU man’s tennis team w ill host the Penn Invitational th is weekend. Other ream s competing are Pepperdine,Notre Dame and Tennesee. Action starts today at 1:30p.m . at the Whiteman Tannls Center. Page 12 Friday, March 5,1993 State P ress Spring Training fever strikes tod ay P rofessors and em ployers beware: for the umpteenth con­ secutive year,/a rash of illnesses have beset resid en ts o f the Valley area during the first week of March. Don’t be surprised if seats are vacant in lecture halls, or if a peculiarly large percentage of workers call in sick. For they have truly been suffering from an ailment which can only begin to be Cured today —- Baseball Withdrawal Syndrome. Yes, ever since the Toronto Blue Jays’ dog-pile victory celebration in A tlanta’s Fulton County Stadium last October, baseball fans nationwide have been stricken with BWS. Symptoms include fantasy baseball leagues, paying close daily attention to transactions columns in the sports page and spontaneously belting out tasteless, futile rendi­ tions of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game.” But Valley fans can take the first step toward recovery today, when the Milwaukee Brewers host the Oakland Athletics at Chandler’s Compadre Stadium, or when the San Francisco Giants visit Hohokam Park in Mesa to play the Chicago Cubs. The first day of Spring Training is here, marking the start of Arizona’s blissful annual month of hosting our national pastime. Eight major league clubs will train in Arizona during March, engaging in a total of 120 half-seri­ ous games. The Cactus League is especially intriguing in 1993. The National League’s expansion team, the Colorado Rockies, will play its first-ever baseball while in Arizona. ASU alum Barry Bonds — all $43.75 million of him — will be among the new faces in the Giants’ lineup. And a subdued Lou Piniella has taken the helm of the underachieving Seattle Mariners. A sense o f optimism pervades the camps of every one of Major League Baseball's 28 teams today, with the pos­ sible exception of the California Angels. Each club begins the season with a clean slate, entertaining visions of its team erupting into celebration after clinching the pennant, Thousands o f young children will get th eir first glimpses of their heroes this spring. Thousands of senior citizens will get another chance to regress into their child­ hood memories at the ball park. And thousands of burly, bare-chested, beer-guzzling “superfans” will be wearing unsightly pink sunburns for the next 27 days. But it's all part of the process of combating BWS. Professors and employers, please extend the victims some sympathy. Baseball Continued from page 11. “It’s hard to tell how good teams are this early in the sea­ son,” said Brock, who is in his 22nd year at the helm of the Sun Devils. ASU leads the California series 56-35 and took four out of six games from the Bears last season. At Cal, the Sun Devils are 24-17. pitcher/first baseman Doug Newstrom, He is hitting .392. ASU also came away from last week’s UCLA series with other good news — three solid pitching performances. Brock said he will stick with the rotation of Kevin Rawitzer, Marc Barcelo and Newstrom. While Newstrom made his first start of the year, got a win and struck out three at UCLA last weekend, Barcelo was the star. The right-hander threw 16 innings, striking out a total of 20 batters, including a career-best l l in the Second game of a doubleheader. He was throwing in the high 80s the entire game. For his efforts last week, Barcelo was named Pac-10 Southern Division pitcher of the week. The Sun Devils’ next home game is against Notre Dame at An evident advantage ASU has is its exceptional hitting. The Sun Devils sport a .343 team average. Cal is hitting .252 as a team and has a 5.70 ERA. Leading ASU’s hitting blitzkrieg offensive is led by junior catcher Paul LoDuca, who currently has a 17-game hitting streak, 32 RBIs, a grand slam and six home runs. LoDuca and sophomore third baseman Antone Williamson have a “healthy rivalry” brewing for RBIs. Williamson Currently has 37, but the two sluggers have been neck-and-neck all season long. Joining LoD uca in-the. jj> sh o m e.-Ju n -clu h is-jim in r- .J-Q Q p-m -onJdaich.l& in Packard Stadium I State Press Sports Writers are Good Sports. Saturdays &Sundays and Televised Phoenix Suns Games *3.00 PITCHER (60 oz.) 75* DRAFTS *1.00 LONG NEC K S 10" PLAIN PIZZA AND A GLASS OF DRAFT BEER *3.50 B e STAUftANT ANO s p o r t s lO U N Q E $ \(ckAay S vua. /Tem pe Rural Road at Apache • 968-3451 the ¿/Hello voerend ¿/H ill Sdvenue HAPPY HOUR 4-7 WEEKDAYS 1/2 PRICE ESPRESSO DRINKS ♦ Best Cappuccino in The Valley ♦ live Entertainment Fri.-Sat. Night 310 S. MILL AVE. iftlu 3rd & MILL 968-2737 Everybody should read the State Press* P a j^ l3 Friday, Match 5,1993 State P ress ASU track to see first home action B y S h a u n R achau S tate P ress ASU track and field coach Len Braxton and the Sun Devils will find themselves in the middle of the indoor and outdoor track seasons this weekend. While 12 o f the Sun Devils will be preparing for the upcoming NCAA Indoor Championships, other team members will compete in the Sun Devil All-Com er at Sun Angel Stadium on Saturday. The Sun Devil All-Comer is the outdoor season-opener for the Sun Devils. Though ASU traditionally concentrates most of its time towards the outdoor season, die Sun Devils figure to make an im pressive show ing at the indoor cham pionships in Indianapolis on March 12, despite a recent flu epidemic ham­ Notice to our readers: Before responding pering the team. to any advertisement requesting money Nine members of the women’s team have qualified to com­ be sent or invested, you may wish to pete in Indianapolis at the previous indoor meets already con­ investigate die company and offer. The State Press cannot assume responsibility ducted this season. Qualifiers are Lesa Parker (55-meter dash), Sharette Garcia for the validity o f the offers advertised in (800-meter run), Kim Toney (800), Ime Akpan (55-meter hur­ our classified section. 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Special $175/4 hours. 390-2339; Continued from page 11. said there will be a lot of hard playing throughout the week­ end. “I’m going to make sure everyone gives everything they have and nothing less,” Haddad said. “Basically, everything is on the line. It's a chance for us to put ourselves in a good posi­ tion to do the things we want to do.” Pepperdine is entering the tournament as the hands-on favorite. They have solid depth throughout their entire lineup, which includes Charles Auffray — currently ranked 14th in the nation — and Howard Joffe. Pepperdine also has the nation’s fifth-ranked doubles team in Cary Lothinger and Ari Nathan. Notre Dame is ranked sixth, with a 6-4 record. They are led by singles player Will Forsyth, who is ranked 19th in the country, and No. 2 man Chuck Coleman. Notre Dame is coached by Bobby Bayliss, the 1992 national collegiate coach of the year. Tennessee is the tournament’s surprise team. They had a ASU SPORTS strong showing at the National Indoor Championships earlier this year and are looking to make a substantial leap in the APARTMENTS rankings. The Volunteers are led by Chris Woodruff, a 1992 NCAA 1 BEDROOM, secluded, private patio, semifinalist in singles. Woodruff is presently ranked 13th — covered parking, laundry facility, pool, the highest ranked singles player to compete in the Penn tour­ dishw asher, self cleaning oven, very quiet. 968-8183. nament. Action at WTC will kick off today at 1:30 p.m., with RANCHO MURIETTA 3 bedroom, 2 Pepperdine squaring off against Tennessee. ASU opens tour­ hath, fireplace, pool, security gate, cov­ nament play at 1:30 p.m. Saturday, and the event will continue ered parking. Take over lease April 1. $712.829-6591. throughout the weekend before finishing up on Monday. Tournament fans will be treated to a rice barbecue at noon WANTED: STUDENTS needing hous­ ing for the summer months. Short leases Saturday between matches. Women’s Tennis note: The ASU women’s tennis team will compete locally this weekend in two matches. The Sun Devils take on Washington at 1:30 p.m. today and UNLV at 11 a.m. tomorrow. Both matches will take place at the Western Reserve Tennis Club. Cable Available PAC-10 Standings GB W L Pet. 14 0 1.000 - *—, . Arizona ASU 10 5 .667 4V2 California 8 6 .571 6 UCLA 8 6 .571 6 Washington St. 8 •> .533 6V2 7 :7 ." .500 7V2 use Washington : 7... 8 .467 6V2 7 8 .467 Oregon St. Vk 2 13 .133 12V2 Stanford Oregon 2 13 .133 12V, Saturday: Sun Devils at California March 11: Sun D evils v s. UCLA March 13: Su n D evils v s. U SC TO DAY: Men’s Taniris-Penn Invitational SAT(Cont): W omen’s Tennis 1:30 p.m ., Peperdlne v s. Tennesoe, v s. W ashington W hiteman Tennis Center 1:30p.m .,W R TC W omen's Tennis v s. UNLV W om sn's Swimming 11:00 a.m ., W estern R eserve Tenn is Club Sun Devil qualifier, Track & Field -Sun Devil All-Com er 10:00 a.m ., MPAC, Noon, Sun Angel Stadium (sam e time S u n .). 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Free information- 24 hour hot­ LAKE HAVASU „ : lin e (8 0 1 )3 7 9 -2 9 2 9 , C o p y rig h t Spring Break package fo r 4 people. 4 #AZ0I691Q days, 3 nights at beach front resort. In­ EXCELLENT CONDITION- Sunroof; cludes daily events and free private tin te d w in d o w s, nOw tires, clu tc h , happy hours. Trip good through April brakes. Air, FM cassette, one owner, no 10. $400/offer. Call Tracy, 968-2286. accidents. Must see. 1987 Yugo. $2000/ TRAIN TICKET round trip, Nogales to offer. 829-1906 Mazatlan, leave N ogales 3/13 return 3/20. Call Chloe' 7844)338. HELP WANTEDGEN ERAL VOLUNTEERS NEEDED for St. Pa­ trick's Parade on M arch 13, contact Lairy 938-1019. WHO SAID great test scores never got you a great jo b ? W e are looking for bright, dynamic individuals who score in the top 10% on standardized test (SAT, GMAT, LSAT, GRE or MCAT) to be trained as instructors for these ex­ ams. Position is part-time, evenings and weekends. Pay starts at $10-$|4/hour. Call The Princeton Review, 967-1480. 844-1190, V ; H O ST K U N G 1NTK.K NA TIO N Al." Friday, March 5th 3-6 p.m. 1 0 4 6 E. Lem on S treet Tem pe 8 9 4 -5 1 2 8 JEWELRY JEWELRY Create friendship bracelets, leather bracelets, necklaces and earrings. FREE FRIENDSHIP BEAD Now O pen Bead Weaver 411 S. Mill Old Town Tempe 829-1579 GUITAR- ACOUSTIC- Lyle, like new, new strin g s. R etail $299, sell fo r $ 1 7 5 /o ffer. C all H arold 3 9 1 -2 9 5 3 (leave message). FUNDRAISING________ LIVE IN Naimy/mother’s helper for two boys on Nantucket, Island, Mass., MaySeptember. Senior preferred with no Fall obligations: Room board, salary. (602)423-5177 MODELS/ACTORS AH ages/types needed for Germain cata­ log! Pays $ 1,500. Fashion-LA, (602) 266-6224. NANNY PO SITIO N S a vailable na­ tionwide including Florida & Hawaii, summer or year round, great pay, free travel (612)643-4399. NEED A JOB? We need 5-10 part-time students to sell tools, hours 7-1 lam or 4-8pm MondayFriday. Call Jim, 820-8408. NEED ALL foreign languages, teach­ ers, interpreters, translators. W e also certify. Send resumes to PO Box 7734; Phoenix, AZ 85011. Need responsible people to 'w o rk the O ld Tow n T em pe S pring F estival March 26-28. Various positions avail­ able. Must be 16 years old. Interviews will be held at the M .A.M .A. W are­ house, 21 East 6 Street, Tempe, Satur­ day, March 6 ,1 0 a.m.r5p.m. Bring I D- THE STATE Press is currently in te r­ viewing students for advertising sales representatives. Successful candidates are those who enjoy people, have per­ sonal integrity, w ho excel at team sports and thrive in the competitive arena. You m ust be g ra d u a tin g no sooner than Spring 1994 and have a reliable vehicle. All majors welcome. This is an excel­ lent opportunity to line.your resume with solid, practical experience. If you want to join a winning team, work hard, have fun, learn* earn money and ex­ perience, then call Jackie Eldridge today for an'interview . Call right now. 9656555. HELP WANTEDGENERAL HELP WANTEDGENERAL ® BAKERSSQUARE Night servers full/ part time experience helpful, friendly, well groomed flexible hours. Apply: 4360 North Scottsdale Road. CO R K ’N CLEAVER A ccepting a p p lic atio n s for evening cocktail and lunch food servers; Con­ cern with appearance, reliability and personality are important. Will train. F le x ib le h o u rs, p a rt-tim e. Fun a t­ mosphere, fast pace. Apply in person M onday-Friday 2-5pm, 5101 N. 44th Street, Phoenix. RED RO BIN T em pe has im m ediate openings for experienced wait staff and cooks. Apply in person 1375 West El­ liot. SU M M ER C A M P jo b s - C hippew a Camp for girls, W isconsin. Openings for tennis, sw im m ing, sailing, w ind surfing, gymnastics, English riding, and "more. M id-June to M id-August. Call 602-577-7726. STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT is now hiring for lunch servers. Apply in per­ son, 5001 East Washington, between 10 a.m*-2 p.m. HELP WANTEDGEN ERAL DISTRIBUTORS OF RESISTORS, CAPACITORS AN D CONNECTORS Are you looking for a challenging career in sales? HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE SPORTS MINDED TEM PO RA R Y PO SIT IO N S 3/8 . through 4/15 Sunday through Thursday, 10pm to 7am, $5/ hour, apply in person Biz Mart Tempe or Mesa. YOU SAY it, we display it! Only in the State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731 today for rates and information! COPYING PERSON 12:30-5:30 Monday to Friday. Bright, energetic person to handle copying,, m ail, fa x in g and O ccasional PBX. $5/hour. 3-month review. 279-5900. Local ad vertising company needs 6 stud­ ents to start immediately. $8-$ 10/hour plus paid training. C ali Mr. Stanton, 921-1103. •;:'• SU M M ER C A M P jo b s N orth S ti r camp for boys, Hayward, Wisconsin, has opening for overnight trip leaders, cabin counselors, sailing, swimming, sports instructors, clim bing wall in­ structors, and kitchen manager. MidJune to mid-August. Good pay. Call col­ le c t o r w rite: R obert L obby, 7540 N orth B each D rive, M ilw aukee,W I 53217, (414) 352-5301. FUNDRAISER. ALL it takes is a small group with a little energy and a lot of excitement to earn $500-$1500 in just 1 week! Call 1-800-592-2121, extension 313. V HELP WANTEDCLER ICA L NOW HIRING full and part time retail food clerics apply M- F. Country Glazed Hams, 2501 E. Camelback. Let us tell 'ya 'bout the birds and the beads! MUSIC PHONE SALES: Paid weekly, no char­ gebacks. Commission sales, 2 shifts. - $300-$400 week. % 8 -l 146. GENERAL HOUSE cleaning, flexible hours, $6. East Phoenix. 840-0904. JEWELRY SKI BOOTS- Men’s size 11. $45; wom­ en’s new $115. size 6.5-7. Ask for Brad, 966-5462,899-0138. L A R G E C O M PO SITE like p ic tu re found with letters Df>B on Friday, Feb­ ruary 19. Contact us in Personals. FURNITURE PORTER/ handyman for busy auction gallery on Nantucket Is­ land, Mass., May-October. Senior pre­ ferred with no Fall obligations. Room and salary. (602) 423-5177 GET PERSONAL! State Press Classifieds. SPORTS & RECREATION DIET MAGIC PART-TIME Be a volunteer. For information, come to the Happy Hour at: STATE PRESS classifieds show you where to have a great time! Lose up to 30 pounds in just 30 days for only $30. D istributors needed. 230■4133. . : ;v. NO SELLING! TRAVEL D ISC O U N T S UNIQUE FR A N C rilSE opportunity. Computer classes for kids. Expanding market. Training provided. The Fourth R, 1-800-821-8653. FOUND LADIES bifocals glasses in parking garage after basketball game on Saturday night 968-5891. Can you read with enthusiasm? Do you w ant to earn w hat you think you're worth? If so. Global Security needs ap­ pointment setters now! Call 829-3030. EARN RESTAURANTS/ BARS FREE LOST/FOUNP HELP WANTEDSALES d r iv e r Takeout Taxi, the nation's leading res­ taurant delivery service, now hiring for our Tem pe Office. Flexible evening hours, earn betw een $7.50-$ 12,25/ hour, advancement opportunities. Cali BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES I l l, Inc. is the nation's largest distributor of passive elec­ tronic components. Because of extraordinary growth, the company has devel­ oped a 12-month sales training program to prepare quali­ fied individuals through a combination of classroom and on-the-job training. Representatives from TT1 will be on campus March 25 and 26; 1993 to interview May graduates who are inter­ ested in a sales position in the Tempe. Arizona sales office. Please contact Career Services for more information about T i l and also to view the video, "Careers in Electronics Distribution." If you have any questions about the com­ pany, please call Sharon Carrell, Director o f Personnel at 817-740-9000. i ' l l , In c. 2441 Northeast Parkway Ft. W orth, TX 76106 EOE/M/F/H/V Start Your A/larHetlng Career on Campus Large, Southern California advertising agency needs cam­ pus Marketing Representative for various ««Swiss Athletic Footwear and Apparel products. If you're outgoing, "wellconnected" on campus and can handle part time work, this is an opportunity to jump start your career. For an oncampus interview, please fax a letter and resume to: (310) 315-3005 Attention: College Marketing Department Friday, March S, 1993 St a t e P r es s RESTAURANTS/ BARS SUB/ i © \ ST0P JAZZ*SUBS*SALADS*GOURMET COFFEE U V E JA Z Z O N T H E PATTO F R ID A Y S 4:30-7:00 p.m . University between College & Forest Mon-Sat 7:30am-2am, Sun 8:30am- 12am PERSONALS ADOPTION XQ HEIDI, today's the big day. Don't be afraid o f surprises! Love, your big sis. A LOVING couple seeking a newborn for open adoption. Confidential. Call collect, (408) 298-5608. XQ Kristen G. today is the day! I can't wait until tonight. Your trig sis. HAPPYJDOWN -to-Earth couple de­ sires to give your baby a life o f love and sec u rity . P rio r c h ild care p ro v id e r dream s o f being stay-at-hom e mom. Loving, professional husband. Confi­ dential. Expenses paid. Please call col­ lect, Noel and Phin (818)346-3438. DAVID B.- Happy Anniversary sweet­ heart. Always remember snuggle time, tatertot casserole, cops, and road trips home from Cali! I love you! Tiger. DEBORAH SUE- Happy third, baby. Never forget how special you are. I love you. Dennis.A P S GREAT Rush! How many play­ mates did you get anyway? 9 9 # D uck P in s ERIN- ONE month ago tomorrow my *world was blessed with your presence. L ife has never been sw eeter! I ..only hope that I make you as happy as you have made me! Glenn. S a tu rd a y FUI ISLAND- April 10 Featuring Azz Izz Band- C atch the wave. Tonight Rain Convention P rim itive ID 9 9 ç K a m is KA CHRIS M: Beware not to fall into the P.O.S. m guide you. Big B id . For a Good Time call 966-1300 Balboa Cafe 404 S. Mill Ave , Suite 101 ^ KA PLEDGE Jorden: Don't fall into die PS. Watch Gunsmoke to find out who your big brother is. I am die deputy. B CUNNYS P IZ Z A & I’.AS IA SUNNY'S D E L IV E R S IT F R E E . $1 O FF ANY PIZZA 12" or 16" 1 Coupon Per Pizza Dine-ln. Pick-Up. Delivery 968-6666 1 3 0 1 E . U n iversity PERSONALS 1 DOZEN red long-stem roses deliv­ ered $20. Also balloons. After H ours: Flowers 894-3419 AAAAA- INTERNSHIP! Travel to eastcoast and receive 3 college credits and $4000, Ten minute interviews on cam­ pus. 894-5283. A G D C A N D A C E: R oses are red, sometimes they're buff, I.dan't tell you how proud 1 am- Nearly enough! Love, Mom. AGD REBBECA? I'm. so excited to be yp u r mom! W e w ill celeb rate in 2weeks! Michele. AFA WILL dominate IX Deiby Days! Eat our Derby dust! Love ya coaches, we'll make you proud! A K T U L Bio Suzie, smile during MidCourt, your big bios love ya. Christina and Kimberly. ALPHA PHIS are psyched for Sigma Chi D u b y Days! Our coaches are the absolute best! APPLICATIONS NOW being accepted for Student Alumni Association. Turn in applications to the Alumni Center by 3/5 or at our Selection T eao n 3/7 in the MU Alumni Lounge. D on't miss this great opportunity to become involved in your school's educational advancement. ATTENTION GREEKS Delta Upsilon invites you to attend the Friday Afternoon Club. Booze and food from 2 to 6 on the corner o f Fiftii Street and Haidy. BO KNOWS H Z . Bo knows Tri-Sigma will win Derby Days. Bo knows more than Ren and Stimpy. CA TCH T H E M U A c tiv itie s B oard Comedy C om m ittee in action at the Farce Side. Tomorrow at 12:90 in the MU lower level Programming Lounge. Special Western oriented sketches this week! Round 'em up and bring 'em home to the Farce Side ! KAO Courtney we missed out on Hava­ su fo r formal, hopefully you'll let me make it up to you this weekend, Dave. MARCUS: W HATS in store for us this weekend? I don't know how you can do better than la st B.S. MICHAEL M, Marie B., Andrew S. and Ryan M., the Alpha Phis think you're fabulous! OK, YOU can't make it to Las Vegas for Spring Break, besides you don't have diat kind o f cash flow. Have we got an Alternative for you!!! ASU's very own Wild Wild West Casino night. Just once tins semester. Only $4 to get in. Plenty o f prizes in the trough! Corae'n git it while you can! Think o f the MU Activ­ ities Board, this Friday, 8-midnight, at the Maricopa Room, in the MU. PI PH1- Get excited to dominated Deiby Days!! This is pur year! OX BILL: This is a belated T hanks" fo r a fun b irth d ay ! See you soon! Michele. PAM AND Tom seek to adopt your new born in to o u r loving C ape C od home. Great schools and beaches. Hap­ pily married for 15 years. Call collect 1508-759-8007 SERVICES A HAIR Today gone tomorrow electro­ lysis blend method for permanent hair removal. Southern and Rural area, pri­ vate suite, student discount 921-1146. ELECTROLYSIS- PERMANENT hair removed. Faci al s/wax ing. Student dis­ co u n ts. C all fo r m ore info rm atio n . 969-6954. HEALTH & FITNESS WANTED: 77 people. We pay you to lose weight. Call Janie at 395-9424. TYPING/WORD PROCESSIN G 1 DAY turnaround moist papers. Pro­ fe ssio n a l w ord p ro c e ssin g / pa p ers/ resumes. Laser. Reasonable. Caroline, 892-7022. 1-DAY TURNAROUND. Professional typing. W alkable/A SU . R easonable ra te s. E xp erien ced . L aser. Faculty/Students. Diane 829-1602. SIGMA CHI- Pi Phis want Derby Days! We're psyched to win!!! SIGMA CHI- the Alpha Phis will defi­ nitely dominate Derby Days this year! Watch out everyone! SIGMA CHIS we love you so, die Alpha Phis are ready to go. All you men stand up and cheer, the Alpha Phis will win this year! ST U D E N T ALU M N I A ssociation Board o f E lecto rs selection is going on now! Applications may be handed into the Alumni Center by 3/5 or at our Se­ lection Tea on 3/7 in the MU Alumni Lounge. Do not miss this excellent op­ portunity to getinvolved. TRI-SIGM A B.S.: I am not gone for good. How about yourself. TRI-SIGMA NELLIE and Barbie- ban­ n ers, p ain t, g litte r an d g lu e ... guar­ anteed we pull it o ff on Saturday too! Remember, it will be hot so we need plenty o f beverages! Sigmaluv, Weezy. TRI-SIGMA W EEZER-we will get you in the pool on Saturday, with or without your top! After 9:00am you won't know the difference anyway! Sigmaluv, Nel­ lie and Barbie. CHI OMÉGA Suzi: M atching boxers and burgers at Flakeys you'll see. See you tonight! Love bigsis 2B. CH ILD CA R E CHl-O TERESA. Bigsis Lilsis Reveal­ ing! See ya at 5:30. My bigsis w ill be greeting you! RELIABLE, FLEXIBLE babysitter for infant 2-3 days per week, some over­ nights. CPR, references and drive. 7590302. . - WORD PROCESSING, secretarial serv­ ices. 23 years experience. Student dis­ counts. Southwest corner, M iller and Chaparral. 994-8145. IN S T R U C T IO N ^ _ _ TUTORS _________ Few Friday, M arch 5,1993 ARIES (M ar 19. to Apr. 19) It may be a contest o f wills with a rela­ tive early in the day. There is a lovely accent on pleasure interests later in the day. Couples are happy together. TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) A partnership situation may be tense for a while, but tonight brings a happy upsw ing to yo u r affairs. H appiness reigns in the family circle. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) . B e w ary o f u n scru p u lo u s ty p e s in financial and business dealings today. A nice invitation cranes from a friend. Leisure events bring happiness tonight. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) T h e re is n o sen se d a tin g som eone whom in your heart you know is not fo r you. B usiness developm ents are positive now. You may make a major purchase for the home. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) A relative may start harping on the past today. It should be a happy rime fo r th o se in lo v e. Y ou are rad ian t tonight. M ISCELLANEOUS H A Y D E N 'S F E R R Y R E V IE W POETRY READING Tomorrow Night • 8p.m. at Changing Hands Bookstore 414 S. Mill Ave. Featuring: D avid St. John Mary G annon Elizabeth McNeil Vivian Gom ick Daniel Stem Admission $5 ($3 for students) m SERVICES SERVICES SOFTSUDS V C a J Apache & Terrace V ir g o 25 ' (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) Try to avoid a quarrel with a friend, which suddenly could turn nasty. You w ill receive financial backing now for a proj ect. Heart interests are favored tonight. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Be wary of those who play unfair in business. You are in heaven now, as far as social interests' are concerned. Y ou a re p o p u la r and w ill a ttra c t romance. A Minute All Soft Water Spot Free Rinse SelfSewioe N am e ■- ' v - SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Noy. 21) You will encounter a situation today that is at odds with your principles. In business, you will meet with coopera­ tion and success. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Stay clear o f loan sharks and other unsavory business types today. Happy developments now concern travel and friendship. Tonight, you are the life o f the party ! CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) You may feel that an acquaintance is. trying to undermine your relationship with a close tie. Business and family developments today áre quite benefi­ cial. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) You will meet with a power-play situa­ tion now. Be protective o f your inter­ ests. Tonight brings happiness in love and perhaps a nice travel invitation. PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Someone who is opinionated or preju­ d ic e d c o u ld a ro u se y o u r ire . N ew chances to get ahead in life greet you at work today. Capitalize on opportu­ nity. YOU BORN TODAY are adven­ turous and like excitem ent in your work. You are restless by nature, but w ould be h a ppy in a b u sin ess th a t allowed you to travel. You are quick to capitalize on opportunity and would succeed in such fields as brokerage, a ctin g and sa le s. Y ou e n jo y la rg e enterprises and w ould m ake a good fund-raiser for a cause. Birthdate of: Frank Norris, writer, Samantha Eggar, actress; and Dean Stockwell, actor. €>1993 by King Features Syndicate, Inc. C lassified Liner Ad Form S t a t e P r e ss C lassifications 10 Announcem ents 20 Apartm ents 30 H om es fo r R ent CLA SSIFIED D ISPLA Y R A TES: (per column inch, per inser­ tion) 1 time: $8.95 2-5 times: $8.15 6 or more times: $7.70 All classified display ads have borders. Type can be bold face, centered, etc. An average of 15-20 words can fit in one col­ umn inch. C la ssifie d d isp la y ad d ea d lin e Is 10am , tw o b u sin e ss d a ys p rio r to p u b lica tio n . MATH TUTORING in M athematical Structures, Calculus* Linear Algebra, ODE, Algebra. Group rates. Graduate Student. 833-2133. B roadw ay/M ill For a ppointm ent cadi 966-9211 SEM I-DISPLAY R A TES: A bold, centered, all caps headline can be added to your liner ad for an additional $1.00. Headline cannot exceed 15 charac­ ters (all letters, punctuation marks and spaces count as one character each). L in e r, p e rso n a l a n d se m i-d isp la y a d d e a d lin e s a re 12 n o o n , o n e b u sin e ss da y p rio r to p u b lica tio n . AEROBIC INSTRUCTORS Certifica­ tion W orkshop in M esa by N ational Aerobics Training Association April 1618. Call Diane 963-9415. The W rite Resume Q Q UN ER AD R A TES: Q /r r 15 words or less V 0 5 " 0 / 0 1 $3.90 per issue CI -4 issues) Matthews Center , $3.70 per issue (S-S^ u es) ^ ^ m $3.45 per issue (10+ issues) 20e each additional word. No abbreviations. The first 2 words are capitalized. No bold face or centering, no type size changes. P e rso n a ls (15 w ord s o r le s s ) a re o n ly $ 2 .0 0 . You ca n a lso a d d G reek sy m b o ls to y o u r p e rso n a l fo r o n ly 500 p e r s e t (3 sy m b o ls m ax. p e r se t). RESUMES $15 High success rate! Writing, editing, typ­ ing. SP Secretarial, 2238 South McClintock, near ASU, 967-0907. RESUMES WITH RESULTS! SIGMA KAPPA pledges are #1! SNAKEYK AMY- You’re the best! I can't wait for tonight at revealing! SigKap love -Mommy. EDITING/TYPING. EXPERIENCED editor. Reports, research papers. Quick turn aro u n d . R u ra l/U n iv e rsity . B est rates around. 945-6793. 1022. SIGMA KAPPA Anne- Get psyched for rev ealin g ! Y ou'll n ev er guess who! Sigma love, mom. I K KATIE C.- You've got your clues an d y o u 'v e g o t y o u r g ifts (m ost o f them), but now it's all up to you. Who am 1? IA Q Mommy. DO YOU need extra help creating qual­ ity papers? ASU graduate profession­ a lly ty p e s, e d its, A PA /M LA . Laser printer. Fast turnaround. Theresa, 9241976. V' ' V : V- : . ASU WEST: Budget Word Processing/ Typing. Negotiable fee. Call 547-1881. 1 Pg. Resume Pkg (all inclusive) $40 Career Testing $20 SIGM A C H I SOT'S are psyched for Deiby Days! . DISSERTATIONS W ord processing specialist- G raphs, charts, tables, complicated equations, references, etc. 899-4816. ASU AREA typing, word processing, editing, and transcription. Call anytime for fast service 966-2186. IX B o , T ony, Tom an d Jam ie- we pulled it off the banner, we sang the ser­ enade with you guys on Saturday, we’ve got it made! I l l 9 , Danielle, Jennifer and Amy. State P ress Classifieds C R E A TIV E TY PIN G , term papers, resumes, essays, laser printer, fax, reasonable rates,.fast turnaround. Pat, 897-1741. A PA/M LA EX PERIEN CED typing/ word processing. Need it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744. AVAILABLE EVENINGS/weekends; WP 5.1: tape transcription; Call Teresa at 786- IX - We’re gonna dominate! IX - These are o u r three d ay s! I X - w e're gonna take it to the top! Tri-Sigma just cannot ' be stopped! TYPING/WORD PRO CESSIN G ACCURATE, EXPERIENCED typing/ w ord p ro c e ssin g W P 5 .lv R ep o rts, charts, graphs, dieses. Laura, 820-0305. OX VOLLEYBALL players- Brian, Ja­ mie, Marit, Mike: You guys were awe­ some and so much fun! Thanks for par­ ticipating! Love, your AXQ coaches. P a g e J ^ ' Phone 11* .. , 31 Townhomes/Condos for Rent 35 37 40 41 45 47 49 50 52 54 56 5® 60 R ental Sharing Room s for Rent H om es fo r Sale T ow nhom es/C ondos fo r Sale M obile Hom es R eal Estate G arage S ales M iscellaneous fo r Sale FUmiture C om puters jewelry. T ickets Transportation, 61 Automobiles 63 64 67 70 71 72 73 77 80 82 84 86 90 95 97 98 M otorcycles B icycles Travel H e lp W anted-G cneral Help W anted-Sales H elp W anted-C lerical H elp W antedF ood Service B usiness O pportunities R estaum nts/B ars M usic Pets F ree Lost/Found Personals C hild C are Ibegnancy C ounseling A doption City/St/Zip A ddress C lassificatio n R un D ates Rates Liner Ads, IS words or less 1-4 issues 5-9 issues* 10 issues* $3.90 per issue $3.70 per issue. $3.45 per issue ' 200 each additional word • No abbreviations, bolding or centering * Please write clearly! * ONE WORD PER LINE *same ad, no copy changes Start vour ad here: (Sorry, no personals through the mail.) ' ■ / - - Method of Payment □ Cash □ Check (please include drivers license#)' Q Visa/MasterCard/American Express ($6min) Name on Card 1 Card No. Exp. date- 100 Services 101 H ealth an d Fitness 105 Typing/ W ord Processing 107 Instruction 108 Tutors 110 Photography 115 W anted 120 M iscellaneous Just bring o r mail your ad in on this form to die Matthew sC enter basement. It's quick...it'j| easy! We're open 9am-5pm, Mon-Fri. Please make sure your ad1reads EXACTLY as you want it to appear in the State Press, including punctuation! Deadline is noon, one business day prior to pub­ lication. All advertising is subject to approval by the State Press. We reserve the right to edit or reject copy. NO REFUNDS! Any questions? Call 965-6731. '■y State Press Classifieds Dept. 1502, ÁSÜ Tempe, AZ 85287-1502 mm Page 16 Friday, March 5,1993 State P ress MODELING & CAREER CENTERS invites you to 85 ( v H f f l y p WELL, W IN E WÊ & DRAFT 8-10:30PM WH H m JEAGERMEISTER sh o ts ALLNIGHTLONG! JOINTHEJEAGERMEISTERGIRLS FORFIEE SHIRTS, HATS,COASTERS AND MORE! JOHN CASABLANCA MODELING SCOUTS will be at ZONE from 8pm-11:00 pm. The first 100 people through the door will receive a FREE photo shot with a John Casablanca photographer. in a« The Valley's Only Alternative Scene Friday and Saturday AFTER HOURS 18 and over until 3 am 5th Avenue & Scottsdale Road H«#«*«• fl fl *»flfl ■im 0 00*0000 • 00 000 00000000 000000 000 00 00000 f