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Friday, October 9 ,1 9 9 2

Regents back hike in budget request
Budget request
The total requested budget for the
1993-94 fiscal year and ASU’s
portion of the request:

Call for 9.5%
escalation places
priority on faculty
B y Ka t e D eely
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Approved budget for the 1992-93
fiscal year:

D espite an eight-year streak o f stateallocated budget cuts, the Arizona Board of
R egents approved a 1993-94 university
system budget request Thursday that will ask
the state for a 9.5 percent increase over this
year’s budget.
The $734.7 million budget-request package
will be sent by Òct. 15 to the governor’s office
for approval. The budget for ASU, including
tuition collections, is proposed at $257.9
m illion, about 10 percent higher than the
1992-93 actual budget.

The top priority of the proposed budget is
to increase faculty salaries systeip-wide. The
regents requested an additional $19 million
ap propriation—- 28.2 percent o f the total
requested increase — that would go solely
toward raising salaries.
ASU President Lattie Coor stressed during
the regents’ meeting Thursday at the ASU
Downtown Center that it is crucial for the
state government to allow for faculty salary
increases.
C oor also praised a req u est for a 1.8
percent increase in funds fo r new ASU
facilities. These funds would allow recently
completed but unopened buildings, such as the
Computing Commons, to be opened next year.
“O f the w hole budget proposal, I am
particularly pleased to see endorsements for
new facilities,” Coor said.
In addition to salary increases and funds
for facilities, the board targeted $2.5 million

for an expected enrollment growth of 1,000
students at ASU next year.
Coor said he thought the regents’ budget
proposal w ill be effective in getting the
universities the funding they need.
Board of Regents President Andy Hurwitz
was less optim istic. He said the odds are
against the university system getting the
amount of funding it is asking for. Last year’s
budget was lower than the year before’s, and
appropriations w ill probably continue to
decrease, he said.
H urw itz added that he hopes the
Legislature will separate or decouple tuition
revenue from the general fund before the final
budget goes into effect.
Steve Jordan, director o f finance and
planning for the Board-of Regents central
office, said if the decoupling did occur, the
regents would have to scrap the current budget
proposal and formulate anew plan.

Tuition process moved; Boxed in
ASU w ill gain ‘leverage’
Spring decision key to legislative strategy
B y N a t a l ie Y o u n g
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The A rizona Board o f R egents on
Thursday voted to change the date of setting
tuition and fees from the fall semester to the
spring semester for the 1993-94 school year,
despite concerns from NAU President Eugene
Hughes that state university students could be
adversely affected.
“By mid-April, many students attempt to
pre-enroll and if tuition for the fall semester
isn’t set, that could cause some problems,”
Hughes said.
There is an additional concern for students

whose financial aid is awarded between April
15 and May 15, Hughes said.
“If they (the students) don’t know the cost
of tuition, it may delay their financial aid
award,” he said.
But student regent Rhian Evans, who
attends NAU, said that although there will be
a shorter tim e period for students to get
additional funding for their education, “the
benefits will outweigh the negatives.”
“By setting tuition in the spring, we will
have more negotiating leverage with the state
Legislature,” Evans said. “However, if the
T urn to T uition , page 8 .

Athletic cases go to court
Kilgo faces arraignment,
M cG ee to be sentenced
in latest judicial action
B y D a n Z e ig e r
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It’s another day on
the judicial docket for
the tro u b led ASU
athletic program , as a
form er Sun D evil
baseball pitching coach
and a one-time starting
football quarterback are
scheduled to make court
K il g o
appearances today.
Former ASU pitching
coach Walter “Dub” Kilgo faces arraignment
on charges o f burglary, trespassing and theft,
while football player Garrick McGee will be
sentenced after pleading guilty to involvement
in three burglaries last fall.
Kilgo will appear before Judge Ronald
Reinstein at 9 a.m. at the Maricopa County

IS TNA TSE IPRD EESS

Superior Court’s downtown Phoenix facility,
101 W. Jefferson St., said Bill FitzGerald, a
spokesm an for the M aricopa County
Attorney’s Office.
He is expected to enter a plea to one count
of burglary, four counts of trespassing and 12
counts of misdemeanor theft. Those charges
result from his alleged use of hotel keys to
illegally enter a number of suites at the Pointe
Hilton at South Mountain last month.
Although nothing was reported missing
from the suites, police found 11 hotel keys in
Kilgo’s possession. He wasn’t a guest at the
hotel at the time.
Kilgo, 39, resigned from his position a
week after the Sept. 19 arrest. He had been
w ith the Sun D evils since 1987 and is
regarded as one o f the m ost prom inent '
pitching instructors and recruiters in college
baseball.
Meanwhile, ASU quarterback McGee is
expected to be sentenced for his admitted
involvement in three burglaries in Tempe last
fall when he appears before Judge David
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Studies program to promote
Scandinavian cultural theme
to build it slowly and get lots of support for
it,” Senner said. “Many programs jump right
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into a situation and, before they know it, they
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Scandinavian
have lost interest, students and misapplied a
studies program is being
lot of things.”
formed at ASU that will
ASU is one of the few universities in the
be backed by the
Norwegian and Swedish
country that will offer a Scandinavian studies
governm ents to better
program. Senner said many deans think it is a
students’ awareness of
great idea to have the program on campus
the culture and heritage
because its uniqueness brings them national
o f the two European
recognition.
Senner
countries.
“Since there are so few Scandinavian
T he Scandinavian
studies program will be form ulated with programs in the country — there are only
existing ASU faculty and will involve the about five west o f the M ississippi — this
entire Scandinavian community, as well as gives us an excellent chance to get national
recognition,” Senner said.
the Norwegian and Swedish governments.
“W hat we w ant to do is establish a
Senner said the college deans would like to
language program that is not geared toward select certain programs that have a chance of
the traditionalcultural and literature aspects, receiving national prominence.
but make it truly interdisciplinary and try to
Dan Brink, an English professor who is
hook it up with international management,” involved in the program, said Scandinavia is a
said Wayne Senner, professor of German and
significant Cultural and economic region for
Scandinavian studies.
The program will consist o f classes in ASU students to learn from.
“Since we have the faculty resources here
language, culture, history and international
to have a better interaction with (students), a
management.
The Scandinavian studies program has program like this gives us the opportunity to
already received promises of support from the take full advantage of the faculty resources
Norwegian and Swedish governments. The that we have in a much better way than we do
Norwegian government will provide ASU now,” Brink said.
with grants, scholarships and other materials.
Gerald Kleinfeld, director of the Center of
The Swedish government will provide ASU Atlantic Studies, said he thinks it is extremely
with a graduate student to teach Swedish.
important for ASU students to learn more
“It is very unique that we are bringing this about and get an opportunity to visit the
to campus without it costing ASU a penny,”
Scandinavian countries.
Senner said.
“Scandinavia offers some interesting
Senner said the governments will make the
contributions after the program gets under opportunities to study and to get access to the
way. He said the University has assured that i t ; different kinds of economic and political
will provide funds for beginning instruction if systems,” Kleinfeld said.
Kleinfeld said that if students are in a field
the program tends to be viable with student
interests. Senner said the total amount to be where they want to know more about Europe
donated has yet to be determined.
or international business or the world in
The Scandinavian studies program is general, the Scandinavian studies program
currently promoting itself on campus through would Ire an excellent way for them to expand
a lecture and film series that brings together their horizons.
people interested in the program and the
“Various perspectives of going to Europe
many Scandinavian societies in the Valley.
The Scandinavian studies coordinators also and studying about it will help students get
plan to offer a summer study program for jobs in companies that are increasingly owned
in the United States by European companies,”
ASU students in Sweden for 1993.
“We don’t want to jump into it — we want Kleinfeld said.
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F riday, O c to b e r 9 , 1 9 9 2

Debate coaches offer candidates advice
To Bush, pause before answer;
C lin to n , ‘get a little angry’;
Perot, tell voters w hy you’re in
B y M ike Feinsilber
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W ASHINGTON — Some advice from
debate coaches to the candidates:
Get a good night’s sleep, George Bush,
and wait IS seconds before plunging into
your answers.
“Get a little angry,” Bill Clinton, and don’t
smirk.
Ross Perot, tell the folks why y ou’re
running and convince them you’re not just in
it for your ego.
This unsolicited guidance comes from
some of the nation’s premier college and high
school deb ate coaches, m em bers o f an
Associated Press panel who will watch the
forthcoming campaign debates'and rate the
candidates’ performances. The first debate is
Sunday night.
The coaches had the m ost adv ice for
Clinton, the candidate with the most to lose
because he leads in the polls.
Abandon your tendency to be pedantic and
statistical, they said; above all,’ as Lanny
Naegelin. who trains high school debaters in
San A ntonio, Texas, put it, “d o n ’t come
across as glib or slick.”

Clinton, another coach suggested, has to
decide whether he wants to play the role of
the good ol’ Southern governor or the sharpas-a-tack Rhodes scholar.
As for the president, “B ush’s mouth
speaks before his mind has processed the
implications of wliat he’s saying; he has a lot
of trouble with complete sentences,” said
M elissa W ade o f Em ory U niversity in
Atlanta.
“Bush has to be rested,” she said. “He has
to stick with his prepared remarks as much as
possible. And he needs to make himself spend.
15 seconds thinking before he gives an
answer. By giving himself a little time, he
looks thoughtful.”
If the debates carry the most risk for
Clinton, they also give him a chance to bury
stubborn character questions, and to look as
presidential as the president, the coaches said.
Bush has most to gain but he can’t do it
just by attacking Clinton, these experts said;
he has to persuade the country that he has
some good ideas for a second term.
The coaches weren’t in total agreement,
how ever. Jam es M. Copeland, 10 tim es
T urn to D ebates, page I .

N ew s agencies refuse debate
role in protest o f campaign rules
B y M it c h e l l L a n d s b e r g
A P N a t i o n a l W r it e r

NEW YORK — After a selection process
that some journalists boycotted, a bipartisan
commission announced Thursday that it had
picked four reporters to p articip ate in
Sunday’s presidential debate among George
Bush, Bill C linton
and Ross P e r o t . "
The Commission
on
P resid en tial
D ebates said Jim
L ehrer o f PBS ’
M a c N e il-L e h re r
N ew shour
will
moderate the debate,
the first o f three
between the two presidential contenders. The
p anelists w ill be Ann C om pton o f ABC
News, John Mashek of The Boston Globe and
Sander Vanocur, a former NBC and ABC
reporter now working on a free-lance basis.
Several m ajor new s organ izatio n s,
including NBC, CBS, The Associated Press,
The Washington Post and The Wall Street
Journal, had announced that they would not
allow their employees to participate in the
debates, prim arily because the Bush and
Clinton campaigns had a role in selecting the
questioners.
The bipartisan commission selected four
well-respected journalists, all with experience
in presidential debates.
V anocur was a p an elist in the first
telev ised p resid en tial d ebate, betw een
Richard Nixon and John F. Kennedy in 1960.
He later m oderated the vice-presidential
debate between Bush and Geraldine Ferraro

in 1984.
Lehrer was the m oderator o f the first
p residential debate betw een Bush and
Michael Dukakis in 1988. Mashek, then with
The Atlanta Constitution, was among the
panelists. Compton was a panelist in the
second and final presidential debate that year.
Lehrer has been
outspoken in defense
of participating in the
debates. He said after
his selection Thursday
that he considered it
“noble work to help
the American people
decide who the next
president will be.”
“I’m comfortable with it,” he said. “1 think
my actions speak for themselves.”
L ehrer w rote an O p-Ed piece in The
Washington Post on Tuesday in which he
encouraged journalists to “answer the call.”
“Going on a presidential debate is not a
surrender of our journalist-hood, as some of
our betters would have us believe,” he wrote.
“We ask questions on behalf of The People
for a living. That, as I understand it, is the
whole point of journalism.”
Vanocur said he w ouldn’t discuss the
controversy over the debate panel, but added
that he was “pleased and honored to
participate.”
Those who opposed the selection process,
including David Broder of The Washington
P ost and Tim R ussert o f NBC, have
maintained that journalists surrendered their
independence by taking part in a debate in

Associated Press photo
D em ocratic P resid en tial cand idate B ill C linto n te lls rep orters Thursday In L ittle Rock,
A rk., th a t P resident Bush is d esperate fo r questioning h is colleg e trip to M oscow and
overseas w ar p ro tests. C jinton le ft L ittle R ock fo r Sunday’s presidential debate.

P h o to s o f c h ild re n p ro v id e a b ac k d ro p fo r
ro llin g te x t in a R oss P ero t ad th a t deb uted
T h u rs d a y n ig h t. T h is a n d o th e r a d s a re
scheduled to appear m ore reg ularly as Nov. 3
approaches.

Associated PnMw photo
P re s id e n t G e o rg e B u sh g e s tu re s
during an address a t th e p o rt o f New
O rle a n s T h u rs d a y . B u sh to o k th e
tim e to d is c u s s th e n e w ly s ig n e d
N o rth
A m e ric a n
F re e
T ra d e
A greem ent.

T urn to P anelists, page 1.

Two bombs explode in London, IRA takes credit
LONDON (AP) — Two car bombs exploded in central
London on Thursday night, the London Fire Brigade said, a
day after tw o small bombs planted by the Irish Republican
Army went off in the city’s theater district.

There were no immediate reports of injuries and no
immediate claim of responsibility for the latest blasts, which
threw traffic into chaos and paralyzed parts of the British
capital’s subway system.
The first blast Thursday was reported at 9:20 p.m. in
Tooley Street, near the busy London Bridge train station,
according.to a Fire Brigade spokeswoman who spoke on
condition of anonymity in accordance with British custom.
“The area has been cordoned off and police are searching
the area,” she said. Police also closed London Bridge station
and parts o f London’s subway system and cordoned off

surrounding roads.
Police said a telephone warning was received 10 minutes
before the blast.
The second occurred at 10:30 p.m. in Balcombe Street,
near Paddington train station in northwest London, the Fire
Brigade spokeswoman said.
The Irish Republican A rm y's bom bing cam paign in
London is part of a plan to disrupt British life and pressure the
government to relinquish control over Northern Ireland.
The IRA said it planted the two bombs that went off in
London’s theater district Wednesday, one before dawn and the
other before the evening curtain call.
In the first attack Wednesday, five people were treated for
minor injuries and shock after a small bomb exploded in a cast
iron trash can near Piccadilly Circus, a busy tourist area

packed with nightclubs.
A second small bomb exploded near Charing Cross Road
in London’s theater district shortly before curtain time
Wednesday. There were no serious injuries, but ambulance
workers said about 12 people were treated for shock.
The IRA said the blasts showed “the occupiers of our
national territory that there will be no respite and no letup until
they end their interference in our affairs.
On April 10, an IRA bomb blast in London’s financial
district killed three people, injured 91 and extensively
damaged surrounding office blocks.
On Feb. 28, a massive IRA bomb at the London Bridge
train station disrupted the entire London transport system.

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Auditorial
Grasping at straws
George Bush revealed his strategy for the rest
o f the campaign Wednesday — keep dredging
up meaningless episodes from B ill Clinton's
past.
The man who seems to constantly complain
about the ugly turns taken in this presidential
campaign has driven it back into the dirt.
Bush has trie d to p o rtra y D em o cratic
challenger Bill Clinton as unpatriotic by making
in n u en d o s ab o u t a to u ris t trip he took to .
Moscow while he was a college student.
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Clinton has freely admitted a trip by himself
through Europe during late 1969 and early
1970, During this time, Clinton was a tourist.
He visited a friend at a Moscow University and
talked to American tourists.
He arrived by train on New Year’s Eve and
stayed for about a week. His presence could
hardly have been noticed. He was 23 years old
and a college student. He wasn’t even the failed
governor of a small state yet.
But R epublicans, including Rep. R obert
Dornan from California, have been trying to
infer from Clinton’s visit that he became a spy
of sorts for the Kremlin.
D ornan h a s expressed concerns th at the
vacationing Clinton was “handled” by the KBG
and has tried for close to a week to get the
national media to pick up his story.
A few papers did, but the allegations were
never taken Seriously until they were mentioned
by Bush during an appearance on “Larry King
Live.”
Bush said he spoke from his heart when he
made his statements in response to a question
from King and indicated he would “have more
to say” bn the matter, presumably during the
debates scheduled for the upcoming week. '
Further comments will probably also mention
the anti-Vietnam War protests Clinton took part
in while in London.
- On Larry King, Bush wondered “how many
demonstrations (Clinton) led against his own
country from a foreign soil.”
Again, Clinton does not deny involvement in
anti-war protests while in London, but the idea
that he led these is unrealistic speculation.
This appears to be a last-minute attempt to
again distract the voters from economic issues.
This will at least eat up 10 minutes o f time on
Sunday, during the debates that Bush has wisely
scheduled during the M ajor League Baseball
playoffs.
“I’m just concerned about it because it’s a
pattern here,” Bush said.
He is rig h t. D eceit, m is re p re s e n ta tio n ,
skewing of facts and dishonesty of The people
are not very desirable presidential attributes.
Bush should clean up his act before voters
realize that pattern as well.

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Bush makes World Series sacrifice
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voters by offering them the good
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making fuzzy promises and tossing
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“No, life isn ’t always* easy,
sometimes it is hard. And sacrifices
have to be made, com forts
surrendered.”
It seems President Bush has just
made liars out of those who had
accused him of not having the
courage to tell people these painful
truths..
In life, choices have to be made. And Bush has told us that
we must make a difficult choice. We can endure some hardship
by accepting our responsibilities as citizens Of this great land. Or
we Can be weak and self-indulgent.
Bush did this when he asked the American people to choose
between watching a World Series game on one or two Sunday
nights, or presidential debates instead.
Other presidents, especially those historians say are the great
ones, have called upon the people to make sacrifices, to put aside
their individual needs for the good of the country.
But Bush is the first to ask them to give up a World Series
game to watch two politicians sneer, squabble and squirm.
So the question is, what choice will Americans make?
For the answer, I went to Dr. I.M. Kookie, a noted expert in
lots of stuff.
“First of all, it is too early to tell, which it usually is. That is
one of the problems with politics: Everything is too early to tell.
And by the time it isn’t too early, it is too late.
“But that problem aside, yes, it is true that no other president
has ever asked the American people to make this choice. And
while it took courage on Bush’s part, he also has the advantage
of being president at a time when we have more TV zappers per
capita than at any time in this nation’s history.
“It would have been political suicide for a president to have
made such a request when the zapper was à luxury item or
before it was invented. People would have had to be jumping up
and down, twisting the knob from channel to channel. The
emergency rooms of hospitals would have been crowded with
people suffering from crackly knees.
“And in those days, if you changed channels, you had to
always adjust the horizontal or the screen flipped and pretty soon
your eyes were rolling up under your forehead, and without your
eyes you looked terrible and scared the kids.

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“Even now it is a risky move. While most people have
zappers, some of them have what I call Zapper Battery Panel
Syndrome.”
That sounds terrible. What is it?
“It’s when that little piece of plastic in the back of the zapper
Comes loose and the battery falls out and rolls under the couch
and you can’t find it and don’t have a spare battery and so you
can’t zap."
Yes, I have suffered from that.
“Then you know how terrible it is because the only Way you
can turn the volume up or down or change channels is by
messing with the TV set and most people can’t find the controls.
And When they do. the controls are so tiny you hit the wrong one
and instead of changing channels, you turn the set off and die
Nintendo on. So some people would think that they are looking
at Bush and Bill Clinton when actually they would be watching
Mario and Luigi.”
But will people watch the World Series or the debates?
“That Will depend on many factors that are sociological,
geographic, demographic, political and economic. For example,
do they have a few bucks to bet on the World Series or the
election? Is there a rain delay in the ballgam e? Are the
candidates talking about something boring like Clinton and that
blond cutie of are they talking about something exciting, like
peace talks in the Middle East? Are the bases loaded or are they
waiting for a relief pitcher to take the long walk in from the
bullpen? And did they order out for pizza?"
Pizza?
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Then you think that people will choose a baseball game over
a debate?
“Yes, but there is away thisconfUct can be resolved.”
By changing the dates and times of the debate?
“No. By making the debate part of the baseball game. In
baseball, there is a lot of dead time. You know how pitchers
walk around, and look at the horizon, and scratch and spit
between pitches. So the announcer could say: ‘He’s looking in
for the sign. And while we’re waiting for him to get the sign, we
have President Bush here in the broadcast booth. Mr. President,
how about those Pentagon cuts?’ And after Bush answers, and
the pitch has been thrown, he could Say: ‘Gov. Clinton, what
about all those jobless workers?”’
That could work. But what if the candidates can’t agree to
that format?
“ Then I think the presidential debates will have the lowest
ratings of any debates in history, including Lincoln and Douglas,
which weren’t even on TV.”
Won’t that be a grave disappointment for President Bush?
“Disappointment? He’s counting on it.”

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Gore Vidal sees the shining light o f Christianity
R.

G ore V idal — novelist,
dramatist, essayist and vicarious
EMMETT
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attempt to save his market share.
TYRRELL
For years, his club sandwiches
have sold well in the suburbs and
in
recently
gentrified
neighborhoods. But age has
encroached w ith unexpected
sw iftness. Betw een the damp
slices of white bread, he would
dearly love to sell a bit more ham,
mayo and sci-fi grotesque; but the
tru th is that his legendary
confidence is gone. Acquaintances
from the European scene, where
a development that
he plays the role of Yank expatriate,
Vidal dares not reveal to the clients back home. In the last year
of the Reagan administration, Vidal became a Christian.
Lest the large audience of wisenheimers who bought his
earlier works catch on, this fall, Vidal is marketing not one but
two products. The first reveals his moribundity. The second —
though q u ite unintentionally, I am sure — reveals his
absorption with the Christian religion and his longing for the
supernatural.
In the first book, Screening History, Vidal repeatedly

wanders from his ostensible theme, the movies, into reveries of
his youth. For a man who is only 66, Vidal’s tone is charnel
and curiously fated. “I now mbve,” he writes, “graciously, I
hope, toward the door marked Exit.” His second book, Live
From Golgatha, is not so straightforward. It is a rather hamfisted attempt to maintain Vidal’s old image as godless cynic,
hedonist and sophisticate. Supposedly a satire o f the
crucifixion, the book lends evidence to what Vidal’s European
acquaintances have been saying about him.
In a word, he is haunted, by the Scriptures, the hereafter and
what he sees as the coming millennium. The precursors to all
this were in his fiction'years ago. Vidal has always been far
gone on visions of nuclear holocaust, planetary catastrophe,
political conspiracies and flights into the irrational. His tales of
debauchery" and the meaninglessness of life blubbered out in
fantasies such as Myra Breckinridge always bring to mind C.S.
Lewis’ lines to the effect that those who believe in nothing will
believe in anything and those who long for sin yearn for
salvation.
Another failed sinner and lapsed roue whose long literary
life as a satirist and farceur led him to despair and Christian
bliss was the English writer Malcolm Muggeridge. I knew
Malcolm in his last years, when he often repeated his judgment
that the next rueful dissipater to join him in scudding along the
path once taken so famously by St. Augustine would be Gore
Vidal. Apparently Muggeridge was right. Live From Golgatha

reveals Vidal to be consumed with obscure details from the
New T estam ent and questions o f C hristian theology.
Christianity’s celebrities appear, such as Jesus and St. Paul,
along with the not-so-celebrated, for instance, St. Timothy.
But, as has been said of Vidal before, particularly in reference
to his taste in fiction, he is occasionally very old-fashioned.
Though the Jewish religion and people are held in high esteem
by fundamentalist Christians today, in Vidal’s Christianity,
there are traces o f the old rap against the Jew s for the
crucifixion.
As with another famed non-believer, the pre-war writer H.L.
Mencken, Vidal has long exhibited an interest in all religions,
and both men have had acquaintances among the clergy. But
Vidal’s friendships have been more intense. Ah American
priest who has spent much time with Vidal in Rome has told
me that their conversations throughout the 1980s became more
concerned with heaven and hell and with prayer. It is rumored
that Vidal has been generous to Catholic charities; and once, at
a fashionable house party outside London, Vidal approached an
internationally known playboy about to enter the hoosegow on
a drug charge and quietly counseled, “Pray the rosary.”
How far Vidal’s conversion will take him is anyone’s guess.
Muggeridge became a zealous proselytizer and an eloquent
opponent of abortion and birth control. Vidal’s quiet support of
ch arities suggests that he may be content with a less
conspicuous role as in his last years he contemplates the end.

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etters to the editor
Liberation o f Jews n o t racist dream
Editor:
Israel su p p o rters show too much resp ect for Arab
propaganda. We allow anti-Israel myths to develop without
exposing them. In com fortable apathy, many Jews have
settled into political correctness instead of political truth. But
this will not stop Arab propaganda and some uninformed
students from believing it for want of an alternate explanation.
Mamoun Ahram’s response to my letter last week is a case in
point. Mr. Ahram puts before us among other things the
following case: that “Zionism is racism.” ’
Please observe that Zionism is the national liberation
movement of the Jewish people. Zionism arose because of the
historical need for it. The litany of oppression and genocide
that Jews suffered at the hands of foreigners demonstrates the
need for a haven in our historical homeland. Today, hundreds
of thousands of Jews facing anti-Semitism in Ethiopia and the
former Soviet Union find refuge in Israel, thanks to Zionism.
Zionism , therefore, is the enemy o f racism . It is the
response to history of racism against Jews. The United
Nations, which founded Israel in 1.948, certainly does not
declare the movement that founded her racist. And neither did
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., who responded to a black Harvard
student’s anti-Zionist outburst saying: “When people criticize
Zionists, they mean Jews. You’re talking anti-Semitism.”
To this Mr. Ahram has two replies. First, that he is an antiZionist. And he does not mean that he objects to a specific
policy of the Israeli government. If that were the case, we
would have no disagreement, for even I object to certain
Israeli government policies. Indeed, I cannot imagine an
Israeli who supports every one of her government’s positions.
Like the U.S., Israel is a democracy and a difference of
opinion is a healthy, normal sign. Instead, what Mr. Ahram
means by his anti-Zionism, and what all anti-Zionists mean, is
that they object to the very existence of Israel as a Jewish
state.
On the first point, I flatly disagree with Mr. Ahram.
Zionism is the national liberation movement of the Jewish

Increase your word power

Editor:
people. The Zionist view stakes the Jewish claim to Israel
I would like to comment on Ashahed Triche’s column,
dating back nearly four millennia. Although the Romans “Ideas impress, not vocabulary” (Oct. 6). As I read his article,
expelled the Jews in 70 C.E., we always maintained a jiving I found that I, too, have come across people who like to argue
tie with the land in daily prayers and some Jews always about everything and like to talk without .listening, yet I have
remained in the land throughout the ages. Furthermore, there failed to meet people who “make up words” or “mix two
was never a Palestinian state in the country. When Zionist words and make a new one.” I wish you had given us some
examples of these false words so we could fully understand
Jews began returning to the land in the late 19th century, they
this problem.
settled on lands purchased from A rab landow ners or
When you wrote, “For example, if someone is talking to a
ownerless uninhabited areas.
group of doctors, that person might think he or she ‘fits in’ by
Second, Mr. Ahram replies that his anti-Zionism is not trying to talk up to the level of conversation.” Mr. Triche, I am
anti-Semitism. Or, to restate this argument, an avowed enemy sure you are aware that when one is in the medical field, many
of the Jews’ homeland and of every Jew who identifies with it of those “large words” are necessary to convey precise ideas to
fellow medics. To the average person, a doctor’s “extensive
is not an enemy of the Jews.
It seem s to me th at M r. A hram offers not only an vocabulary” is mumble-jumble, but it is their terminology.
Also, if you are meeting these people often, you know,
alternative view, but an alternative way of thinking. He
invents my position, misrepresents it, works himself into a . those word-maker-upers, feel free to ask them what their
fury over it and then fails to refute it. He writes in essence that words mean, that way you can determine whether or not their
words are valid. At the same time, you will augment (oops, I
he, as an Arab, is a Semite so he can not also be an antimean INCREASE) your own vocabulary.
Sem ite. Now I have no problem if he wants to tw ist a
Theodora Kanellos
linguistic pretzel, but it forwards nothing in the pursuit of
Sophomore, Elementary Education
truth.
Jf he has trouble calling Jew hqters anti-Semites as people
have done for hundreds of years, then I can easily call them
anti-Semites, or simply Jew haters — the concept is the same. Editor:
I have no clue why Eric Chapman and Craig Keighron have
My point is that people who hate the Jewish homeland (antideemed themselves as the “fashion police.” What does a choice
Zionists) are no different in consequence from people who
of footware have to do with who you are? I haven’t seen clowns
hate the Jewish people (anti-Semites). Both positipns result in fall under criticism due to their outlandish choice of shoes.
the killing of Jews. The only difference between them is
Personally, I wear Converse All-Stars. Does that make me a
which aspect o f Judaism they wish to attack. Since Mr. freak because I don’t wear them to play basketball? I don’t see
Ahram did not directly address this point, I take it he agrees how you could even consider such an opinion, considering you
live in a country that prides itself on individualism and freedom
with me.
As to the rest of Mr. Ahram’s arguments, I lack only space of choice and expression.
Maybe Eric and Craig could form their own club. It could be
here, not the facts, to refute them. Think it over.
the Not Gonna Catch Me In Birkenstocks Club.
David Don
Daniel DèMumbrum
Freshman, Law
Senior, Industrial Engineering

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G estapo, spies and polluters all partied at Career Fiesta
Editor:
It seems a tragic sign of our times when this institution
would have represented — on its career day — organizations,
corporations and agencies which have proven themselves to be
determined to deprive the citizens of the world not only of their
basic human rights but of their dignity and even their very
humanity.
On Thursday and Friday of last week, among the many •
entities represented in ASU’s Career Fiesta were the Phoenix
and Mesa police departments, both of which have been engaged
in Gestapo tactics against the Latino population within their
jurisdictions. Both of these agencies (and it should be noted the
Tempe Police Department as well) have been arresting alleged
undocumented immigrants with little or no provocation,
searching homes without warrants or probable cause, holding
them and subsequently turning them over to the border patrol
for deportation without ever having brought criminal charges
against them.
These activities, needless to say, have inevitably led to a
widespread feeling o f insecurity and mistrust of the police
among the Latino population, both docum ented and
undocumented, particularly since several of the persons who
have been victimized have been legal residents of the United
States, a status that is supposed to afford them protection from
such
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abuse. These communities have apparently been targeted solely

on the basis of the color of their skin, the language they speak
or their ethnic origin, all such justifications for persecution
being in clear violation of domestic civil rights statutes as well
as international law and universally recognized human rights
standards.
Also among the participants of the “Fiesta” was a representative
of the U S. Central Intelligence Agency, an agency that has
been directly involved or implicated in numerous coup and
abortive coup attempts, including but hardly limited to the
overthrow of the democratically elected governments of Jacobo
Arbenz in Guatemala in 1954 and Salvador Allende in Chile in
1973. The CIA has been found guilty of mining Nicaraguan
harbors in the mid-80s, and the training of m ilitary and
paramilitary groups in various Third World countries in the
techniques of “Low-Intensity Conflict,” including the use of
torture, intimidation and political assassination as means to
“neutralize” or “destabilize” presumed enemies. The CIA also
provided the Bush adm inistration with justification for
massacring over half a million mostly innocent Iraqis in January
and February o f last year when it changed its original
assessm ent that “econom ic sanctions are effective” to
“economic sanctions are effective but not enough.”
M otorola and IBM were also among those companies
represented in the Career Fiesta. Both of these corporations
have shamelessly used their political and economic influence to
extract tax breaks and handouts from local, state and federal

governm ents while poisoning the environm ent in the
communities in which they establish themselves — without
regard for the health and well-being of the people living there.
Motorola, Arizona’s largest employer (which helps to explain in
part their influence) has been implicated as being the main
contributor to plum es o f contam ination o f Phoenix’s
groundwater, from at least the 52nd Street and Scottsdale
facilities. These plumes have helped to give Phoenix the
dubious distinction of having one of the largest areas of
groundwater contamination in the United States. This fact
should be of particular concern to ASU students, since Motorola
provides funding to the University, as well as the fact that ASU
sits on top of a state-recognized contam ination site.
Contamination of this kind has been linked to infertility, birth
defects, miscarriages, respiratory and central nervous system
disorders, and various forms of cancer.
It would be too easy to dismiss these assertions as the
“ravings of a bleeding-heart liberal fanatic,” particularly in this
state, but hopefully they will be taken as they are meant to be —
as information that should be seriously considered by all those
seeking employment with organizations such as these, and that
once this is done, that those people let their conscience be their
guides
Jose A. Maldonado
Master’s Program, Department of History

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Workshop to teach self-defense
Sem inar focuses o n w om en ,
w ill be taught by black belt
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Women who feel powerless against potential attackers will
have an opportunity to learn methods of defending themselves
through a three-hour seminar sponsored by the city of Tempe.
Mike Hayashi, a third-degree black belt, will head the
seminar, teaching self-défense techniques to females 13 and
older. He is billed by Kiwanis Park officials as a “true expert
in self-defense.”
Hayashi will cover self-defense techniques that include:
problem identification, understanding self-defense, defeating
fear and panic, identifying vital strike points and developing a
“winning” mindset that can help women to defend themselves,
Nancy Moore, events director at Kiwanis Park Recreational
Center, said that Hayashi teaches people how to be safé and
how not to be afraid in dangerous situations that could make
someone a likely target for a violent act.
“He gives you hints on how not to let would-be attackers
know, for example, that you can't find your car,” Moore said.
“He teaches you how not to become a target.” ,
Moore said Hayashi’s techniques will énable women to

feel more confident in potentially dangerous situations.
“The sem inar w ill include one-on-one in stru ctio n ,
developing the'physical and mental strengths and attitudes
needed to apply die principles to everyday life,” Moore said.
Hayashi said the seminar will teach women how to use
hands, fingers, elbows and legs in self-defense. He also
teaches ways to focus anger for self-protection. He stressed
that it is very important for women to have the ability to
defend themselves against potential attackers.
“With crime the way it is, it’s just smart for a woman to
know how to focus the mind and control the body to protect
themselves,” he said.
Seminar organizers stress that physical fitness is not a
factor in being able to apply the methods taught in the
seminar.
“Everyone has the capacity to fight back,” Hayashi said.
The cost of the seminar is $25 per person until Oct. 9, with
the first 75 paid registrants receiving a free self-defense
handbook.
Late registration begins Oct. 10 and costs $35 per person.
The final day for registration is Oct. 17. Phone registration is
accepted with a credit card.
The seminar is scheduled for Oct. 17 at Tempe’s Kiwanis
Park Recreation Center, 6111 S. All American Way.
For more information or to register for the seminar, contact
Moore at 350-5201.

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S t a t e P ress

Women who feel powerless against potential attackers will
have an opportunity to learn methods of defending themselves
through a three-hour seminar sponsored by the city of Tempe.
Mike Hayashi, a third-degree black belt, will head the
seminar, teaching self-defense techniques to females 13 and
older. He is billed by Kiwanis Park officials as a “true expert
in self-defense.”
Hayashi will cover self-defense techniques that include:
problem identification, understanding self-defense, defeating
fear and panic, identifying vital strike points and developing a
“winning” mindset that can help women to defend themselves.
Nancy Moore, events director at Kiwanis Park Recreational
Center, said that Hayashi teaches people how to be safe and
how not to be afraid in dangerous situations that could make
someone a likely target for a violent act.
“He gives you hints on how not to let would-be attackers
know, for example, that you can’t find your car,” Moore said.
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“The sem inar w ill include one-on-one instruction,
developing the physical and mental strengths and attitudes
needed to apply the principles to everyday life,” Moore said,
Hayashi said the seminar will teach women how to use
hands, fingers, elbows and legs in self-defense. He also
teaches ways to focus anger for self-protection. He stressed
that it is very important for women to have the ability to
defend themselves against potential attackers.
“With crime the way it is, it’s just smart for a woman to
know how to focus the mind and control the body to protect
themselves,” he said.
Seminar organizers stress that physical fitness is not a
factor in being able to apply the methods taught in the
seminar.
“Everyone has the capacity to fight back,” Hayashi said.
The cost of the seminar is $25 per person until Oct. 9, with
the first 75 paid registrants receiving a free self-defense
handbook.
Late registration begins Oct. 10 and costs $35 per person.
The final day for registration is Oct. 17. Phone registration is
accepted with a credit card.
TTie seminar is scheduled for Oct. 17 at Tempe’s Kiwanis
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The drink of the ’90s may have a familiar
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drink of all — water.
“H ike having water on hand, so I carry it
with me everywhere,” Said Kathleen Davis, a
junior journalism major who was topping off
her lunch with the “plainest’’ water of all —
tap water. “I drink no soda at all.”
Davis, like many ASU students, is making
w ater her drink of choice. Experts say it
alleviates the problem of sugar in the diet, is
better for the skin and costs a lot less.
“Who wants to pay $2 every two hours,”
Davis said. “Plus, people who have a soda
every day get hooked on it and a lot of them
have a weight problem because of the sugar.”
However, simply deciding to drink water is
not as easy as it seems. First, there's which
kind of water to drink. There’s tap, bottled,
point-of-use purified and mountain spring.
Tap water has to its advantage the fact that
it is very cheap. Tap w ater is perfectly
healthful, said Barbara Olivieri, chief chemist
for the city of Tempe water and wastewater

division. Tap water does contain small levels
of magnesium, calcium and chlorine.
Olivieri said some people do not like the,
taste of chlorine in their water. Those people
usually turn to bottled water or point-of-use
purified water. Bottled water has been purified
of sodium, calcium and magnesium. It is
usually run through a filtering system that
removes sand and algae. Carbon is used to kill
the off-taste and odor that chlorine can cause.
“Our equipm ent takes the local water
supply and enhances the taste,” said Kenneth
Edwards, developmental engineer for Glacier
Water in California.
Point-of-use purified water is like bottled
water but is connected to people’s personal
spouts. They get a carbon filter installed,
which purifies the water right in their kitchen.
But the new est craze in w ater among
students is mountain spring water. Arrowhead
distributors get th eir w ater from the
backsprings of northern California, said Jimmy
Jackson, a customer service representative.
The water, gathered from 5,000 feet above ;
sea level, has natural minerals that offer a
“crisper, cleaner” taste, Jackson said.

P sych ology departm ent to b u y driving sim ulator
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ASU’s psychology department will soon be able to put the
alcohol-impaired, the elderly and even those subjected to
sensory overload in the driver’s seat without putting others in
danger.
Democratic Sen. Dennis DeConcini announced Thursday
that the National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism
has granted ASU $23,800 to purchase a driving simulator.
Joanie Seaver King, ASU’s assistant director of the Office
of Sponsored Programs, stud the driving simulator will be used
for several programs in the psychology department.
King, whose office will adm inister the funds for the
simulator, said that Edward K. Sadalla, an associate professor
of psychology, is the chief investigator for the driving
simulator project. He wrote and Submitted the grant proposal.
Besides research on alcohol and driving, the simulator will

be used to study the physiological responses to various
distractions commonly encountered by drivers.
Sherri Kwiatkowski, a graduate student working with
Sadalla, said they have already been involved with field
experiments in in which subjects are hooked up' to equipment
that records physiological responses.
The drivers are then put through a series of maneuvers such
as right turns, left turns and merging traffic to record responses
to stress in driving.
The driving simulator will allow Sadalla’s group to do
similar tests in a more controlled setting, Kwiatkowski said.
They will be able to test responses to “near m isses,”
something they couldn’t do on the road.
One ultimate goal of the research, Kwiatkowski said, is to
find out how much stress will be caused by new systems such
as the Intelligent Vehicle Highway System being developed in
Arizona and around the country.

IVHS includes ramp metering on entrances to freeways and
signs above the road warning of accidents ahead and suggesting
alternate routes, and in the future, even visual and verbal maps
in a car.
“What we want to know as psychologists as opposed tb
engineers is — Is this making the driving task easier and safer
for drivers or are we increasing cognitive load to the point
where we’re actually making it more stressful?” Kwiatkowski
said.
She said if the new technology is implemented in the
transportation system, the engineers are going to need to know
what works with human beings.
Jennifer Krull, another graduate student with Sadalla’s
group, said the current research is concentrating on driving
stress in the elderly.
Craig Nagoshi, professor of psychology, will conduct
alcohol-related research with the simulator.

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decoupling process is supported, then the lobbying
effort will shift from the state Legislature to the
regents and university administrators.”
One of the deciding factors to set tuition in the
spring i s the p o ssib ility o f separating, or
decoupling, tuition and fee collections from the
general fund appropriation from the state.
A rizona S tudents A ssociation E xecutive
Director Patrick McWhorter said he supports the
-spring option because it will offer more flexibility
in lobbying state legislators.
“The effectiveness of moving it (the tuitionsetting process) to the spring hinges on
decoupling,” McWhorter said. .
Under the current process, state legislators are
presented with a tuition and fee collections estimate
before the start of the legislative session in January,

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but the new configuration would not sdt tuition
until April 15.
M cW horter said the new process is
advantageous because it would enable the
universities to set tuition after the governor’s office
and the Joint Legislative Budget Committee present
their general fund appropriation recommendation.
“If the recommendation is low, then we can say
to the Legislature, ‘It's your appropriation that is
putting us in a position where we will have to raise
tuition,’” he said.
The new procedure will allow the universities to
adapt tuition figures in the event of a high, or low
general fund approriation, thus reducing the chance
of a budget shortfall, he added.
ASU President Lattie Coor said he supports the
spring tuition-setting process for this year, but he

feels that the process should be evaluated for future
tuition setting.
“My primary concern for the spring tuitionsetting process is that there is time for hearings
while the Legislature is still in session,” Coor said.
If tuition is set by April 15, then the spring
process would accommodate this, he added.
While Coor said he believes there will be some
initial problems, he doesn’t expect them to be
unmanageable.
“Most public universities set tuition in the
spring and are successful,” he said.
The process will be designed to benefit students,
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Grounds at 8:45 a.m. The sentencing takes
place at the County Superior Court’s Mesa
facility, 222 E. Javelina Ave., FitzGerald
said.
McGee, 19, pleaded guilty to two counts
of theft on Sept 11. The redshirt freshman
will pay up to $2,000 in restitution for his
actions and w ill lik ely receiv e an
undetermined length of probation.
After being chosen by ASU coach Bruce
Snyder as the team’s starting quarterback in
the preseason, McGee missed the first two
games of the year after Athletic Director
C harles H arris suspended him on tw o
occasions.
The first suspension came after ASU
officials learned of his involvement in the
three burglaries. McGee was suspended a
second time while ASU Office of Student
Life officials conducted a review of his role
in a March shooting on campus in which
form er ASU player R aythan Sm ith was
charged with aggravated assault.
McGee was reinstated to the team on
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T h a t’s the ticket!

named “debate coach o f the year” by the
National JForensics League, thought Bush
should go on the offensive on taxes, painting
C linton and P erot at every chance as
inevitable tax increasers.
But James Unger of American University
said it was m ore im portant for Bush to
salvage his own reputation with “a new
positive message linked to change that must
demonstrate that things will be better the
second tim e around.” A ttacking C linton
won’t do that, Unger said.
“Vision, vision, vision and be subtle but
effective on the character issues, not too
heavy handed,” was the advice Dallas Perkins
of Harvard offered Bush.
As for Perot, “he needs to say ‘here’s why
I quit and here’s why I ’m back,’ and be
persuasive about it,” Perkins said. “He’s got
to convince the American people that he’s
serious about this.”

Unger said it pains him to say so, but the
content of what Clinton says takes a back seat
to the image he projects.
“You need to preserve above all your
personal credibility,” Unger said, addressing
Clinton. “Resist the temptation to become
overly aggressive or overly detailed.”
William Southworth of the University o f
Redlands in California said Clinton too often
leaves the impression “that there’s kind of a
smirk on his face.” He “needs to get a little
angiy, to convey a serious commitment and
honesty and sincerity.”
It was Ms. Wade who felt Clinton has to
chose between assuming the m antle o f a
Rhodes scholar, with detailed^ programmatic
answers, or a Southerner with pithy replies.
“He needs to be more consistently the Rhodes
scholar,” she said, “but its okay if he says
things like ‘that dog won’t hunt’ once in a
while.”

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Gore and retired Adm. James StOckdale in the
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contemporary Western culture. Madonna.
“ We live in a very sick society in which rudeness,
sadism and sex have all become commodities,’’ Allen told
a crowd at Pine Rest Christian Hospital on Wednesday, a
day before a hospital fund-raiser.
“ It wouldn’t have occurred to actors and comedians in
the ’50s to' be so objectionable,” he said, mentioning
Madonna. “ American humor has never been as filthy as it
is now.”
Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg was out of the
country and did not immediately return a telephone call
Thursday.
After criticizing other performers, including Andrew
D ice C lay, Eddie M urphy and Robin W illiam s, for
raunchy humor, Allen stopped himself and said he didn’t
come to Grand Rapids “ to sound like Billy Graham. I
didn’t come here to preach.”
NEW YORK (AP) — Over 15 years, Jerry Hall says,
she has learned to live with Mick Jagger’s affairs.
“ There’s nothing more humiliating than loving him so
much that you accept the infidelities,” she said in the
November issue of M cCall’s magazine.
“ But I’ve always hoped that one day he’ll outgrow
these things and it won’t happen again, You know, we
always live in hope. And time always heals.”
Hall, 34, temporarily split with the 49-year-old Jagger
last summer over his indiscretions.
She said in M cCall's: “ The girls just sort of fall like
flies” over her husband. “ He always got groupies and
people obsessed, waiting to meet him.”

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“ That’s what we are, we’re nerds,” said Mike Wyckoff,
whose business cards announce him as Head Nerd. “ It just
means that we know a lot more about computers than most
people.’'’
Rent-a-Nerd specializes in solving basic problems for
small companies or home com puter users. M ost o f its
business is done over the phone, and often the problem is as
simple as explaining the instructions that come with the
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Traditional computer consultants typically charge a twohour minimum plus their hourly rates, Wyckoff said.
“ No one else does the buck-a-minute deal,” he said.
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Wyckoff, 46, learned computer science in the Navy and
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Wyckoff supervised a project at Thaler’s firm earlier this
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PIQUA, Ohio (AP) — A pair of boxer shorts autographed
by Bill Clinton and Al Gore will be auctioned off at this"
weekend’s Great Outdoor Underwear Festival, organizers
said Thursday .
Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio, will ask President Bush to
sign a pair o f shorts when Bush campaigns in Ohio on
Friday, said Boehner. aide Barry Jackson.
Clinton, the Democratic nominee for president, signed
one leg of a pair of shorts and Gore, his running mate,
signed the other.
Some of the other undies to be auctioned were signed by
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on the television series “ Gilligan’s Island.”
. The festival also will include a parade, the Undie 500 gokart race and a five-mile run called the Drop-Seat Trot.
Festival organizer. Pat Best said people attending the
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and other underwear over their clothing.

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The festival began in 1988 in an effort to promote the city
and its heritage. In the early 1900s, Piqua had eight knitting
m ills that produced lingerie, m en’s shorts and other
underwear. One mill remains in operation.
Best said she .expects 10,000 to 20,000 people at the
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V olleyball set to square
o ff w ith Bay area team s
No. 16 Sun Devils will face No. 2 Stanford
B y Ste ph e n D em oratz
S ta t e P ress

The ASU women’s volleyball team looks to
continue its success by defeating California and
Stanford this weekend.
The “ro ad w arrio rs” return hom e to the
University Activity Center to defend their fivegame winning streak against two Pac-10 foes.
“We are ready to sweep the Bay schools,” said
coach Patti Snyder.
ASU (13-2, 3-2, Pac-10) begins its quest
Friday at 5 p.m. in the UAC against the Bears (46,1-3).
“They are a Very hot-and-cold team,” Snyder
said. “They have some athleticism and a good
middle block: They have got the potential to play
at a high level.”
Snyder also defined their weaknesses.
“They really have no dominant left side hitter,”
she said. ‘T hey don’t have the left side big gun
that most teams have.”
Cal coach Dave DeGroot explained his team’s
thoughts when playing on the road.
“Most teams gun up for us,” DeGroot said.

“We travel with Stanford and most teams figure
they are going to lose to Stanford so they focus on
us so they don’t have a winless weekend.”
He said what he expected from his team,
“Every weekend a different player steps up foi
us,” DeGroot said. “We are very balanced but we
need to have three or four players to step up at the
same time though.”
Snyder addressed the issue o f her team
overlooking Cal.
”We are very confident,” she said. “But I do
not drink that we can overlook any team. We like
to take each game on day at a time.”
A player to watch for on the Bears is junior
setter Sienna Curci. She ranks fourth in the Pac-10
in service aces average and is fifth in assist
average. DeGroot has made her the team captain.
On Saturday, the Sun Devils host the No. 2
team in the country, Stanford. Game time is 5 p.m.
The Cardinal (9-1, 3-1) invades the UAC with
the talents of three-time All-American Bev Oden.
“She is an outstanding blocker and short
hitter,” Snyder said. “She also is a tremendous
T urn to V olleyball, page 1 2 .

T he Sun D evil vo lleyb all team w ill p lay C alifo rn ia and S tanford th is w eekend in th e
U niversity A ctivity C enter. C hristine G arner Is pictured.

ASU favored to win battle
against University of Pacific
Sun Devils set to face Tigers, but will be w ithout Davison
SUN DEVIL FOOTBALL • GAME S

B y B r ia n C h a r le s
S t a t e P ress

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ASU fo o tb a ll coach B ruce Snyder is loo king to g et a w in over
th e U n ive rs ity o f P acific th is S aturday. T he Sun D evils (1-3 )
w ill b e hurting on the running gam e, as Jerone D avison and
G eorge M ontgom ery are both questionable.

We have all heard the saying, “The best defense is a good
offense.’’
As far as Pacific Tiger football is concerned, it’s more than
a saying, it’s a motto.
Pacific (1-4) is no stranger to a wide-open, attacking
offense, as last season they owned almost all of the NCAA
national offensive categories.
The Tiger offense, appropriately known as “Air Pacific,”
finished the season second overall in passing offense, third in
total offense and eighth in scoring, averaging 36 points per
outing.
In addition, the Tigers’ 435' points last year was fifth best
among NCAA Division 1-AA football.
With the hiring of new coach Chuck Shelton in early 1992,
most would expect changes within the system, but Shelton
thought nothing of it.
“We haven’t changed it (offense) at all,” Shelton said. “We
haven’t tampered with the offense very much, except try to
get some more ball control.”
Pacific has three potential All-Americans, two of which
received Heisman Trophy votes last year.
The Tigers’ outstanding trio consists of senior quarterback
Troy Kopp, senior wide receiver Aaron Turner and senior

B y J o h n R e z n ic k
St a t e P ress

ASU interim golf coach Todd Rolfus
announced that Sun Devil golfer Todd
D em sey w ill not com pete in next
week’s Red River Classic in Dallas,
Texas, due to a injured back.
The extent of Demsey’s injury is still
unknown, but the sophomore said he
should know more after medical tests WKSmä ä ir* m m
are completed Friday.
D e m se y
"I took a bone scan and I’m taking an
MRI (magnetic resonance imaging test) Friday, so I’ll know
exactly what it is,” Demsey said.
Demsey has a history of back problems dating back to his
freshman year at Torrey Pines High School in Del Mar, Calif.,
and he said he has experienced “nagging pain” ever since.
But Demsey said the pain has gotten worse in recent

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Saturday, O c t 1 0
Sun Devil Stadium
.7 p.m .

1ASU (1-3) will start freshman Grady Benton
as quarterback. Eric Guliford will be his
main target. Guliford will also return punts,
■The Sim Devils are hurting on the run
game. Jerone Davison is doubtful and
George Montgomery is questionable.
Pacific (1-4) is without star QB Troy Kopp.

T urn to A SU , page 12 .

Demsey to miss next tourney
Sophomore golfer ailing with bad
back, immediate future unclear

ARIZONA STATE VS.
PACIFIC

weeks. He said he began having serious doubts after the injury
flared up at last week’s Ping/Golfweek Preview in Lexington,
Ky.
Although he finished in the top 25 and ASU won the team
title, Demsey thought his scores of 76,*71 and 79 were too
high. He attributed his performance to his increased painDemsey said he damaged a disk in his back at a tournament
in Japan last June. Ironically, another Sun Devil, Tricia Konz,
injured her ankle at the same tournament.
Demsey said the problem follow ed him to the U.S.
Amateur Tournament in August, the Fox Acres Invitational in
September and then the tourney last week.
“I felt I wasn’t able to prepare well for those tournaments,”
he said.
Demsey, who currently will not even practice, could not
say when he would return to the links. He only described his
status as being “day-to-day.”
“When the results o f the tests come in, I’ll talk to the
doctor and we’ll lay out a plan,” Demsey said. “It could be a
long time. Hopefully not, but it could be.”
In the meantime, Demsey will have to be content with
spending a lot off the course, a situation he thinks may be
T urn To D emsey, page 1 3 .

ASU set to hire new
Sun Devil mens golf
and track coaches
USGs Lein expected to be hired
From staff reports

The ASU athletic department is expected to hire two
new Sun Devil coaches today.
A news conference is scheduled at 11:00 a.m. this ,
morning. It is believed that ASU Director of Athletics
Charles S. Harris will announced the hiring of USC
golf coach Randy Lein and Morgan State track coach
Leonard Braxton.
Lein, 42, will replaced the vacancy left by former
coach Steve Loy. Loy left ASU last summer to become
former Sun Devil golfer Phil Mickelson’s personal
manager.
Braxton, 45, will replaced track coach Tom Jones,
who also resigned in the summer.
Jones took a position at Florida to be the women’s
track coach at that school.
Lein has produced more than 10 All-Americans
during his 13 year stint at USC.

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V olleyball
C ontinued from page 11.

attacker from the back line.”
Snyder described how she hoped to neutralize Oden.
“Our setter has to set smart,” she said. “ And move the ball
From antenna to antenna. We also have to pass well to keep
three attack options open on all sets.”
Stanford coach Don Shaw explained how his team feels
about playing on the road.
“We are road tested,” Shaw said. “We have already won at
Brigham Young and Long Beach State. We are not
intimidated on the road.”
However, Shaw does not expect an easy victory.
‘They (ASU) have a great defense,” he said.

“They have more size and are a better blocking team than
they were last year.”
Snyder said the Sun Devils will not be shaken by highly
ranked Stanford.
Most teams think too much about every shot they hit or try
to make the perfect shot too often, Snyder said.
Her team will go out to the court very loose and just try to
play their best game.
Friday’s game is “Pac the UAC” night.
All students get in free with their student IDs. Plus, the
first 1,000 people receive free volleyball posters.

ASU
C ontinued from page 11 .

M ic h e li* C onw ay/S tate P ress

ASU ta ilb a c k Jero ne Davison is q u estio n ab le fo r S aturday
night’s gam e against P acific.

Ryan Benjamin. Together, these three athlete? have amassed
many records and achievem ents, as they earned seven
different individual NCAA records last season and saw several
postseason honors.
Perhaps the best way to sum up their achievements is by
noting that the trio made Pacific the first team in NCAA
history to possess a 3,500-yard passer, a 1,500-yard receiver
and a 1,500-yard rusher.
Despite the trio’s amazing accomplishments, Sun Devil
coach Bruce Snyder doesn’t seem too afraid, at least for the
moment.
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soon Turner’s got a big catch or Benjamin rips off a 30-yarder.
That’s how they’ve done it and they score against everybody.”
ASU will have to be quick to shutdown Pacific.
“We would like to rush with four guys instead of eight
because they will do a lot of three-step drop,” Snyder said.
“You just can’t defend that. They will try to back us off from
coming at them, but we are just going to keep coming. We
should match up OK.”
Sun D e v i l N o t e s : ASU tailbacks Jerone Davison and
George Montgomery suffered injuries in practice and their
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Sun D evils Face tou gh co m p etitio n in M issouri
B y L is a I . K r a n z
S t a t e P ress

Due to a sh ift in
intensity in practice
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heads to Missouri for
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this weekend confident
of procuring a sweep.
“W e’ve got five
titles we’re going for C h a d w i c k
r— m en’s singles,
men’s doubles, women’s singles and doubles
and mixed doubles,” Sun Devil coach Guy
Chadwick said. “There’s no reason we don’t
have a shot at all of them.”
In prep arin g for the national team
tournam ent, Chadw ick has changed the
methodology o f practice, making it more
intense.
“In the past, we focused on more physical
training and drills,” he said. “Now, I have
them playing a lot more — which I’m sure
makes them happy — instead of that grind
into the ground.”
The idea is to have the badminton team
peak in the fall. In the past, everyone's full
potential would be seen in the spring.
Senior Tom Reidy certainly hopes to be at
his best this weekend, as he will be facing
heavy competition from rival Andy Chong,
who Chadw ick notes has bested the Sun

Devils in their last two meetings.
Reidy will also face nemesis Kevin Han
and, in doubles, Chong and partner David
Shaw, who are ranked as high as No, 2 or No.
3 in the country.
“I ’m seeded to make finals in singles,
doubles and mixed doubles,” Reidy said. “So
I’m hoping to do at least that.”
Reidy added that he is excited about this
competition.
J/
“This classic is probably my favorite
(tournament) because a lot of people come to
w atch and it usually gets some good
publicity.”
For a number of Reidy’s teammates, this
weekend will be their first time in a matchup
against badminton Olympians and the top
nationally-ranked players.
“It will be exciting for them, but some
might get a little overwhelmed,” Reidy said.
“I guess th ey ’re nervous and there’s the
reputations of the other players.”
ASU men’s badminton newcomer Stefan
Lundstrom from Sweden could be the dark
horse for the weekend, although his ankle
remains a little sore.
Women players Stacey Murty and Denise
Jones have improved their play in practice
and should do well.
“It will be a no-frills tournament, just the
top competitors coming together to battle it
out,” Chadwick said. “I think the players are
playing well and can take titles in this one.” :

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ENJO Y THE QUIET!

A riz o n a
S to ra g e In n s

V

j American Express Travel
¡guarantees the lowest
! available airfares?

LARGE STUDIO, pool, dishwasher, all
utilities paid, $325. 2 bedroom; 2 bath,
pool, dishwasher etc. $375, Mill/Southem. Mike 966-1847.

■THESHOEMILL
THE HUB OF ASU

[d i d V o u I k n o w ".".''

CURRY/SCOTTSDALE ROAD, 2 bed­
room , b ig yard, $350/m onth. 48th
Street/McDowell, 6 miles from campus,
1 bedroom, pool, covered paiking, re­
modeled, $285/month. 968-4951.

The shape

Void with other offers and ornale itemi.
Hurry, suppliti are limited.

ARE YOU sick and tired of being sick
and tired? Call 1(800)486-0590 exten­
sion 9714, 9715, 9716. Then for free
samples call me at 1(800)982-8891.

$280/m onth
G eorge Ann Apts
8 9 4 -2 9 3 5

¡School Supplies,

Arizona'

ALPHA GRAPHICS
Late night special- 3 cent self serve cop­
ies 7pm-midnight, Monday-Friday. 122
E ast U n iversity in the A rches.
968-7821.

$900 OFF

965 - 7 5 7 2 '

comfort

ANNOUNCEM ENTS

Walk to ASU. Quiet, spa­
cious, 1 bedroom, fur­
nished, A/C, p oolside
apartments.

Information

Birkenstock.® In the dam , classroan
a just hanging out, it's a clissic look.
No matter where you ate, die Original
Coloured Footbed supports and
^ cradles your feet. Bitkenstock.®

Classifieds

BEAUTIFUL LA RGE 1 and 2 bed­
rooms. W alk to ASU. Pool, laundry
room. On East 8th Street between Rural
and McClintock. Cape Cod Apartments,
968-5238 Cail for special.

11.

depressing,
“It’s gotten me down quite a bit,” he
said. “ I fe e l uneasy about it — not
knowing what the problem is and why the
pain won’t go away.
“It (golf) becomes part of your life and
now, all of a sudden, I can’t play."
*Golf note: The Sun Devil women’s and
men’s teams are ranked third and fourth in
the country respectively, according to G olf

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Friday, October 9,1992

S t a t e P ress

SPECIAL STUDENT RATES
5X 5
5X 1 0
10X 10
10X 20
"Tbs Friendly
Niai-$fsr«|s Pteple"

Two Locations
to C hoose From!

W alk to ASU. Spacious
2 b e d ro o m a p ts . A /C ,
fu rn is h e d o r u n fu r­
nished a v a ila b le . From
$ 4 1 5 /m o n th . B eau tifu l
p o o l a re a , la u n d ry
fa c ilitie s availab le.

2235 W. 1st St. • Tempe
967-0210

FIESTA PARK
APARTMENTS

1020 W. 1st SL • Tempe
968-3133

1224 EAST LEMON
8 9 4 -2 9 3 5

1/2 M O N T H ’S

FREE RENT

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TO W NHO M ES/
C O N D O S FOR SALE
PAP AGO PARK V illage. Tw o bed­
room two bath, completely furnished.
Open Saturday Call T J . 831-0322.
PAP AGO PARK Village. One bedroom
one bath. Next to pool. Low down, No
qualifying! Open Saturday Call T J . 8310322
PAPAGO PARK. 2 bedroom 2 bath
$10,000 below market 3% down. Gov­
ernment sale. Call T.J. 831-0322
ZERO DOWN payment! Sharp Papago
Park 3 bedroom. $717 monthly pay­
ment. Qualify to assume. 840-7132.

Buy o f th e W eek
O uesta Vida: B est buy-Low down,
no qualifying, 2 master suites.

Bob Bullock
Realty Executives

998-2992

FURNITURE
TEN FOOT couch excellent condition,
$600 or best offer. 829-7417.

! £ = = = £ = = = :
BETTER THAN dorm life! LoW down,
no qualifying assumable loan. Walk to
ASU- all the amenities of home. 2 bed­
room, 2 bath, nice patio with, misting
system , in low 60's. C all 955-6606
American Reality brokers.

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE
ABSOCOLD REFRIGERATOR, $75.
423-8253:
' '
D R A F T lN d TA B LE 3 7 .5 " x 60";
power Hamilton pedestal with elbowtype Bruning drafting machine. Best
offer 820-2946.
LARA'DA’S ARMY Surplus has all
your cam ping needs- inexpensively.
Also more w eird "stuff than you can
im agine. ' 764 W est M ain, M esa
834-7047.
MANS AND womans 10 speed bikes,
$50 each. Family room furniture with
tab le $425-$475 Console TV* $175.
786-6408.
RAY BAN sunglasses, all styles, cannot
be undersold, guaranteed!! Jon Pulli, li­
censed wholesale distributor, 929-0229.

BOOKS
RECYCLE FOR $$$
Sell your books for cash (no textbooks,
please) or get trade credit towards the
p u rc h a se o f a n y th in g in the store.
Choose from 3 floors o f new and used
books, posters, music, etc. Call ahead
for buying hours. Browsers welcome.
Changing Hands Bookstore, 414 Mill
Avenue, 966-0203.

FURNITURE
*

IBM COMPATIBLE 888 Seagate STI 1
revision 20 megabyte. CTX/CGA 1410
$500/offer. (602)486-3661.

ONE WAY ticket to Portland Oregon.
October 29. Male or female. $125 ne­
gotiable. Linda 894-8708

MACINTOSH PLUS with 40 megabyte
hard drive, 800K, external disk drive,
keyboard, mouse, laser writer, printer
with extra new tones, cartridge. Used in
small publishing company. Thousands
and professional writing and art soft­
ware. $1500 Ted 968-7392.

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

TICKETS
BASEBALL PLAYOFFS and W orld
Series, Phoenix Suns, Phoenix Cardin­
als, U2, Elton John, Neil Diamond,
Black Crowes, Gallagher. Ticket Ex­
change 829-0196.
ELTON JOHN tickets, section 202 and
204. $75-$ 100. Call 731-9615

U2 FLOOR seats. Excellent. Only $35.
Must sell. Also Others at face value.
David 829-8393.
U2 TICKETS for sale! Great seats, bet­
ween $50-$60! Call 921-9114. Ask
Tom or John!
U2 TICKETS for sale, frönt tow sec­
tion 241. Great seats, 4 left $45. Call
968-1213
U2 TICKETS section 6 row 10 Great
seats 6 le ft $ 5 0 /o ffer Ask fo r John
8202881
'
•'
Ü2 TICKETS, floor seats. Buy now*
save big. $75 929-0396, message. Lets
make a deal!
Ü2 TICKETS, section B, row 11; Call
Alex 968-9896* after 8pm.

AUTOMOBILES
1989 FORD Mustang, beautiful white,
ex cellen t condition, runs g reat, air,
loaded* $7,90Q/offer* m ust sell.
233-0998.,
-/,
1989 SUBARU DL, automatic trans­
mission* 4 door, air, stereo. Great con­
dition! $4,700. 921-3885

BMW CONVERTIBLE 3181 1991,
11,700 miles. Red, sheepskin covers,
immaculate $21950. Call 451-1355.

CHEAP! FBI/U.S.
Seized. 89 Mercedes...$200, 86 VW...
$50, 87 Mercedes. .$100, 65 Mustang...
$50. C hoose from thousands starting
$25. Free information- 2 4 .hour hot­
lin e (8 0 1 )3 7 9 -2 9 2 9 . C opyright
#AZ10KJC,

MOTORCYCLES

SOFA SET, dinette, bed, entertainment
center* all like new and very reasonable.
351-3007,

HONDA ELITE 80 red with basket.
New seat. Mint condition all service
records available $500. Lisa 941-8638
leave message.

«

SOFAS • LOUNGES
CHAIRS & OTTOMANS
COVERS •MATTRESSES
TABLES • ETC.
jJ»

Great tickets, $50 or best offer, 894-.
5347. Call anytime.

1987 HONDA Hurricane 600, Excel­
lent condition, $2800/offer. 890^-8705.

LOW PRICES
O N ALL
QUALITIES

STUDENT DISCOUNTS
FREE DELIVERY!
4 5 0 E. SOUTHERN AV , MESA
(N E com ef of Southern & M esa Dr.)

BICYCLES
BICYCLES AT Surplus Property for sale.
Sale starts Monday, October 12 at 8 a.m.
%5v7639.
NISHIK1 TRI-A racing bike 5 years old,
excellent condition, like new, must sell.
Make me an offer I can't refuse. John
820-2881

TRAVEL
DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap, in your
name. I specialize in quick departures.
Most places USA. Also worldwide. I
also buy transferable 'coupons/awards.
968-7283:
CLASSIFIEDS WORK! Call 965-6731!

JEWELRY

JEWELRY

JOSTENS
rF

HAYDEN TRAVEL

COMPUTERS

2 MATCHING loveseats and 1 matching
chair, perfect college furniture, very
comfortable, $175/offer. 438-0491.

FANTASY FUTONS

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

TRAVEL
Discount prices on vacation packages.
Lowest airline fares. Free delivery, call
795-5402.

U2 FLOOR SEATS

V»

S ta te P ress

F rid ay, O c to b e r 9 , 1 9 9 2

RING SALE!
WOMENS Í0KRING$239
MENS 10KRING $299

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S O tfp iR
fs.w MONIH-NO INTEREST PAYMENT MONTH J
VISIT US AT THE ASU BOOKSTORE
EVERY DAY THIS WEEK THRU SAT., OCT. 10 • 9 a.m -4 p.m.

MARKETING ASSISTANT entry level
position. Degree in M arketing. Part
tim e M onday thru Friday 12-5. C all
838-0388.

HELP WANTEDSALES

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

HELP WANTED for upscale lingerie
boutique sore, flexible hours. Apply in
person Friday, 9-lpm, Southeast comer
Mill/Southem, Bridgets Treasures.

HELP WANTEDMARKETING STAFF
If you are dedicated and enthusiastic,
and enjoy w orking with like minded
people this is the place for you, Unlim­
ited earning potential. Stop by Matthews
Center room 50 to pick up application
for Yearbook Staff.

$$$, FREE travel/resume experience!!
Individuals, student organizations wanted. Promote Spring Break, call the na­
tion's leader. Inter-Campus Program,
1(800)327-6013.

MODELS NEEDED- for fashion, com­
m ercial p rin t, runw ay, and catalog
work. Serious inquiries, contact Elle,
(619)584-9266.

$252,50. SELL 50 funny, college Tshirts and make $252.50. No financial
obligation. A risk free program. Aver­
age sales time = 4-6 hours. Choose from
18 designs. Sm aller/larger quantities
available. Call free 1-800-733-3265.

NANNIES NEEDED near New York
City/New Jersey. We offer great fa­
milies, $$$$$, and 1 year experience.
Nanny Finders Inc. 1(800)858-1701* an­
ytime.

$5.50-$6/ HOUR guaranteed! Neodata,
a leader in the telemarketing industry, is
currently hiring enthusiastic students
with good verbal communication skills
fo r several part-tim e evening phone
agent positions. 2:30-8pm + Saturday.
We offer flexible scheduling, paid train­
ing, great bonuses and incentives, plus a
convenient location near campus! To
schedule an interview, call 967-0066
and ask for A ngela Smith* N eodata,
Broadway & Mill, Tempe. (EOE),

NEED A JOB?
We need 5-10 people for part time work
from 4-8pm. We sell tools nationwide &
w ell pay you $77 hour to start No wee­
kends & no experience necessary. Call
Jim 820-8408.
PART TIM E work, $5.50/hour cash.
Street side flower vending. Women en­
couraged, 437-0601.

I PARADOX database programmer po­
sitio n available. G ood pay flexible
hours. Contact Ed 788-3258, leave mes­
sage.
ACROBATIC TEACHER needed be­
ginn in g through advanced. 40th
S tree t/In d ian School* call C arrie
957-0046 Or 946^7666.

$300/Week. M eaningful job working
fo r the en v iro n m en t.
H ours 310:30pm. Call 966-8338 for interview. ~

BANQUET SERVERS

ELEMENTARY ED
G raduate student only. Substitute or
tem porary c e rtific a te ok. ... 15-20,
hours/week. $7-10/hour. Experienced
with childrens programs. Call Candice
953-3070 Monday-Thursday.

w r e s t l in g
Need 10 pro-style wrestling workout
partners. Must be athletically inclined,
at least 18 years of age and weigh bet­
ween 120-170 pounds. No experience
necessary. $8/ hour to start. Flexible
hours. Send name, address, age, height,
weight to W. Dunn 4409 N. 16th Street
A 130 Phoenix 85016.

MAKE MONEY
Six appointment setters to work day or
evening hours. Hourly plus commis­
sion. No. selling. Call today, start to­
morrow. 423-9333, ask for Mike.

JOHNNY ROCKETS now accepting ap­
plications for part-time and Christmas
help, cashier, grill men and supervisor.
F ashion S quare M ali, C am elback
R oad /S c o ttsd a le R oad, Suite 576.
423-1505/
■

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

WANTED: A proofreader for a quar­
terly environm ental new sletter. Call
894-2365 eyertings.

EN TH USIA STIC PR O FESSIO N A L
motivated telemarketers needed imme­
diately no selling! Near ASU, full/part
time. Earn $6-9/hour depending on ex­
perience, plus bonuses/commissions.
Paid weekly. 829-3030.

FULL AND part time, Monday-Friday
am shift. Country Glazed Ham, 250.1
East .
Camelback, in Camelback Esplanade,
Apply after 2pm.

RECEPTIONIST WITH WordPerfect
5.0 skills a must. 50 words per minute
answer phones part time Monday thru
Friday 12-5. Call 838-0388.

For private Scottsdale school. Prefer
graduate student who is outstanding in
these three areas: high school Chemis­
try, Physics and Math* Please do not
apply if not efficient in all three areas.
Ability to speak French or Spanish a
plus. Excellent potential for m anage­
ment. Professional attire* management
skills and reliable transportation a must
(20 m inutes from ASU). $8-10/hour,
15-30 hours per w eek, require 1 year
commitment. Women encouraged to ap­
ply. A w onderful steady jo b 'fo r the
grad u ate stu d en t, C a ll C andice
953-3070, Monday through Friday*

GUSTO'S CORNER
at
LEMON and TERRACE
OPEN
tpm-tam

966-

DELIVERY DRIVERS and sandwich
m akers, p art tim e, M onday-Friday,
days only. Call Don 921-3040, Sand­
wich Rock 960 West University.

THE RED Robin o f Tempe has imme­
diate openings for wait staff and cooks
with day side availability. Red Robin,
Tempe 1375 West Elliot.

TUTOR NEEDED

Part-time days, evenings and weekend
work available. If you have food service
experience, tran sp o rtatio n , and tux
(black/white) call for appointment, Hospitemp Personnel, 1462 N. Scottsdale
Road, Tempe, 990-9312 :

CORK ’N CLEAVER
Hiring lunch waitresses and hostesses,
no experience necessary, short shifts, 620 hours per week, fast pace, fun at­
mosphere, good tips, Apply in person
M onday-Fnday 2-5pm or by appoint­
ment: 5101 North 44th Street (44th and
Camelback). 952-0585.

PA R T T IM E , full tim e in v en to ry
clerk/sales girl, good handw riting a
must, M arcy951-8119.

SMALL AMUSEMENT business has
opening for a cashier. Call Roxie 4929882.

ACTIVISTS

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BREWPUB

SPORTS & WINGS
4 satellites 15 screens
WOODSHED II
NW corner of D obson & University

Traditionally 7 days a week
the lowest drink specials.

Join us fo
our

8 4 4 -s h e d
"We show all NFL, Iowa, & Nebraska games"

Friday
and
Saturday

Post ASU Game
Party, Sat., Oct. 10

Mazola Boys
Friday: 9 9 4 Dude Pins
Saturday: 9 9 4 Kamis

FREE LOST/FOUND
FOUND: PRESCRIPTION M atsuda
sunglasses, tortoiseshell frames, on "A"
Mountain, end o f September. 784-0348

DID YOU KNOW... -

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You can place a free lost and found ad over
the phone. Just call965-6735 or comedown
to the basement of Matthews Center from
9 a.m.-5 p.m. Your ad can be up to 20
words and w ell run it fite for 2 days:

-w i .

13SM Ï
4 04 S. MU Suite 101

Walking Distance From ASU

(Hayden Square) 966-1300

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

894-0264

I "''ou
^ b e a t

*$ 8 -$ 1 0 /H O U R
Morning, Afternoon, Evening
$5.50/Guarantee/Hour

F R E E D E L IV E R Y
J o lly E d 's M r. D e li • 7 3 1 -4 9 0 5

•k Nation’s most experienced, largest
Telemarketing Co.
★ Hundreds of dollars in cash, bonuses
given out weekly

★ Call on great programs like:
•Magazine Renewals «Telephone Services
•Trial Preview Book Clubs
•Non-Profit Representation

"GREAT ADVANCEMENT OPPORTUNITIES"
•Management staff committed to your success.
•Part or full time, flexible scheduling.
•Lots of sales made hourly.

DIALAMERICA

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

M id w e st P u b lish in g , In c .
We want you on our team!
Outbound Telemarketing
N o experience necessary.
Modern office in
the Cornerstone Mall.
Evening hours
$5.50/hour guaranteed
Bonuses • Call Bill 968-4457

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F U N D R A If lN G ^

PERSONALS

SERVICES

LOOKING FOR top fraternity . soror­
ity, or student organization that would
like to make $500-$ 1500 for 1 week
m arketing p ro ject right on cam pus.
Must be organized and hardworking.
Call (800) 592-2121 extension 308.

LJO, GOOD luck on your tests today
and get ready fo r a great w eekend!
Love always, ADF

GET YOUR nails in shape for Fall ¡ Full
sets $22, first fill-in $15 with student
ID. Call Tricia at LaBreeze 966-5215.

LLOYD: I didn't mean to offend. I only
wanted to meet you. Heather.

RESEARCH AND writing help all sub­
jects catalog $2. 1 (800) 351-0222.

PERSONALS

LOOKING FOR Close, fun, inexpensive
entertainment this weekend? Check out
the MU Recreation Ceiiter. Bowling Billiards- Video.

1 DOZEN red long-stem roses deliv­
ered $20. Also balloons. A fter Hours
Rowers. 894-3419.
3 FOR 2 enlargement special: same size
enlargement from a negative; Photoamerica 965-4322 in die lower level of
the MU
:
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AKPSI BRITTANY, how are the trees?
Good luck Sunday! Adopted big bro's
A&W,
•• "
AKPSI BROTHER Ben, thanks for mak­
ing my day. You're the best! Wend.
AKPSI CHARLES, good luck at midcourt! i l l be here if you need any help!
Big bro'Shauna.
AKPSI CHARLES, Good luck at Midcourt! Ill be
AKPSI FALL pledge class, good luck in
midcourt! The active class is standing
behind you!
AKPSI JOHN, good luck with midcourt
and the rest o f pledge semester. I'm be­
hind yèti all the way! Love Big bro'
Doreen.
AJCPSI LIL*! bro ' C hrista, good luck
Sunday. Doin' good babe! Your big
bró's A&W.
AKPSI LIL' bro' Christina, I wish you
the best for midcourt. Good luck and
1U be there for you! Big Imo' Pia.
AKPSI LIL' bro' Suki, best wishes at
midcourt. I'm behind you all the way.
Keep smiling! Big bro' Andy.
AKPSI PLEDGES, good luck at mid­
court! Andrea and Mark.
AKPSI THIERRY, salut! Parlez vous
Français?. G ood luck with midcourt!
Big Ino' Stacy.
AMERICAN EXPRESS Travel is a full
service travel agency located in the
lower level o f thè MU. We're conven­
iently located on campus.
BOOKSTORE CONNECTION is the
place to buy clothing in the MU.
BO SS'S DAY! O cto b er 16. O rder
now! Row ers on C am pus.M em orial
Union lower level 965-0600.

CHARR pup- Ducky's sports bar. 7pm
sharp. Dress up. Sit at the bar -waityou will be summoned. Don't find me,
: 111 find you!
DID YQU know A m erican Express
Travel is loaned oin campus in the MU?
for all your travel needs call 921-4301
or stop by today.
DID YOU know there's a full service
hair salon in the lower level o f the MU?
Hair 101 965-7222.

TAm

MUAB MAKES exciting things happen
in the M U... lik e F arce Side, great
movies, great exhibits, great music and
more. Keep your eye on us!

rANNINcr*

PHOTOAMERICA Film Developing is
located in the MU, lower level, next to
McDonalds. Hours 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 965' 4 3 2 i‘
:: ■/
POOKY, WILL you go to Pledge Pres­
ents with me? I love you! S

FOULETTS HALLMARK shop is the
place few cards and gifts. See for your­
self! Lower level Memorial Union.
F4>B AMY H., next week will be great!
Y our an aw esom e little sis!
Luv, J.J. -P.S.- I really know those Jcrcw men! Formal dam perhaps?
rO B NancyS,, I'm so proud to see my
little sis a big sis now! Tennis soon?
Luv, J J .

for a c o m p l i m e n t a r y

KA RUBEN did you enjoy your tatoo
from the Epsilon class

FLIGHT INSTRUCTION all ratings.
Save 40% on instrument ticket. 15 years
exoerience. Lew 996-4239.

968-9539

ATTO RNEY
• General Practice
including
Criminal Defense
•

FREE
Initial Consultation

HEALTH & FITNESS
BALANCE YOUR life with a relaxing,
deep muscle massage. By appointment.
Special- $30/hour. Mike, 968-8938.

SW EEPER, Newton Abbot, Edinborough, London, Whitby, and the rest of
the UK is waiting for us. Keep selling
lights, you corrupted criminal! You are
the most wonderful, adorable handsom
babe I'vé ever known. C an't wait for
the 17th and the race! 1 love you. Swept

INSURANCE
HEALTH INSURANCE save 50% off
campus plan! $one million benefits. En­
ro ll an y tim e! P ra te r Insurance
829-4919.

TYPING /W O R D
PROCESSING

SWEPT, THANK you for last weekend.
I hope we can have many more. Only
152 days till we leave. Siting is near,
so we can drink som e E nglish beer.
Love always and forever. Sweeper
TACO BELL Express is now open at
the south end o f the Memorial Union.
Use your maroon and gold card there! Y
THE ANSWER! #1 you fell asleep! #2
All 3 can beat you up! ! C hi-C hing!
Thanks Kathy! Red!
TO T H E men o f TK E- thanks for a
great happy hour on Wednesday. Get
psyched fo r o u r them e party on the
23rd. Love the women o f tri Sigma.
P.S. Bnan, welcome to. the Dash Jalapenoclub!

WHO'S WHO

1 DAY turnaround- most papers. Pro­
fe ssio n a l
w ord
pro cessin g /p apers/resumes. Laser. Reasonable. Caro­
line. 892-7022.
1-DAY TURNAROUND. Professional
typing, W alkable/Á SÜ . R easonable
ra te s. E x p erien ced . L aser, Faculty/Students. Diane 966-5693
A CCU R A TE, EX PER IEN C ED typing/word processing WP5.1. Reports,
resum es, charts* graphs. Laura 8200305.
■ ■ ■ ■ • • ■ . V '-,‘V v ;
A PA /M LA EX PER IEN C ED typing/word processing. Need it fast? Call
Jessie, 945-5744.
ASU AREA typing, word processing,
editing, and transcription. Call anytime
for fast service 966-2186.
C RE A TIV E TY PIN G , term papers,
resUmes, essay s, laser p rin ter, re a ­
sonable rates, fast turnaround. P a t/
- 897-1741.
.

Associated students o f ASU invites all
outstanding juniors and seniors to apply
for "W ho's Who Among Students in
American Universities and Collèges."
Pick up your application in the ASASU
offices on the 3rd floor o f the MU. Ap­
plication deadline is October 29, 1992,
CUll 965-3161 for information.

CUSTOM RESUMES
Custom developed and designed docu­
ment, personalized service, computer
generated, laser printed, $30.451-1850

ZBTS BASIC instincts... have you been
invited?

DICTATION. FORMS, resumes, typ­
ing* W ordPerfect 5.1. Call Daleen at
985-3134 10am-8pm.

C H ILD C A R E
WEEKEND SITTER, our home, Fri­
day an d /o r Saturday evenings. 6-16
hours. $4.25.840-7818.

KlNKO'S COPIES makes the grade ! Pa­
pers, resu m e^ flyers, color copying,
self-serve Macintosh & IBM and mòre!
Open 24 hours. 933 East University.
894-1797.
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CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CaW 965-6731!

SERVICES

SOFTSUDS
WVI 1 wUvu ‘
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Apache &

1 page resum e package $35. Papers
typed. The Write Resume, Broadway
and Mill. 966-921L Mastercard / Visa.
Call for appointment

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For Friday, October 9,1992
ARIES
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19)
It seems that your philosophy of life is
tested now. It may be difficult to put
principles into practice. Work projects
may proceed slowly. Opt for relaxation.
TAURUS
(Apr. 20 to May 20)
Continue with your research and avoid
prem ature moves* A disappointm ent
could arise in connection with pleasure
plans. Avoid financial gambles now.
GEMINI
(May 21 to June 20)
You seem tOdget deeper into a rut by
staying around the house today. Old
friends give you the support you need.
Fulfill partnership responsibilities.
CANCER
(June 21 to July 22)
Though you will do what is expected of
you at work, your confidence or energy
seems to be at a low ebb. Tread water
until you can get yourself motivated.
LEO
(July 23 to Aug. 22)
Familiar haunts suit you best now. You
may have a tendency to throw good
money after b a d .;Know when to cut
losses. A possession may: finally wear
out.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Don't make yourself crazy by constant­
ly rearranging the furniture. You will
get it right, but let things sit overnight.
Intuition will be your guide.
LIBRA
(Sept 23 to Oct. 22)
A tendency to second-guess yourself
w orks against you now. Leave well
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(O ct 23 to Nov. 21)
Hard work is the best route to financial
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Relations with a friend are touchy .
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
Today is not the best time to make a
decision about a career matter. Some
recreation is the b est remedy for an
overtaxed mind. A child shows signs of
maturity.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
A last ditch effort to salvage a travel
plan is p robably not w orth all that
effort. Home-bared activities give.you
the peace o f mind you require now.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
Fulfill a social obligation, but dpn’t
become financial involved With an irre­
sponsible friend. Now is not the time to
loan or borrow money. A sibling asks a
favor o f you.
PISCES
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
In business you can’t count on the full
support of others. You are better Off as
the lone wolf now, Don’t let a romantic
outing lead to excessive expendituré.
YOU BORN TODAY have leadership
qualities and dislike being in a subordi­
nate position. You often have a genuine
interest in reform and may b e drawn to
a political career. Though you have a
good head for business, you are usually
happier in an artistic or professional
career. Law, medicine, literature and
music are fields for which you often
have a special talent. You may also
have an unconventional side. Birthdate
of: John Lennon, rock star; Saint-Sapns,
composer; and Joe Pepitone, baseball
player.

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