Vol. 76 No. 24______ ________________________

An Independent Morning Daily

Monday, September 28,1992

Poll: Most colleges facing cutbacks
C oor w ants gains
from likely tuition
boost to aid ASU
B y S h aun Rachau
S t a t e P r e ss

M o st c o lle g e s a c ro ss the n atio n are
enduring the same problems ASU is facing
— budget cuts, increased class sizes and
increased teaching loads — according to a
re c e n t p o ll co n d u cted by U.S. N ew s &
W orld Report.
T h e p o ll sh o w ed th a t 63 p e rc e n t o f
public school presidents and 33 percent o f
private school presidents say their colleges
face a budget deficit for the 1993-94 school

year.
U.S. News & World
R e p o rt p o lle d 4,081
academ ic officials at
1,373
fo u r-y e a r
c o lle g e s
and
universities during the
sp rin g o f 1992. A
re c o rd 62 p e rc e n t
(2,527) responded to
the survey.
A SU
P re sid e n t
C oor
L a ttie C o o r sa id he
recently returned horn
a W a sh in g to n , D .C ., c o n fe re n c e w ith
o ffic ia ls o f sta te u n iv e rs itie s from
throughout the country and found that all
colleges and universities are facing some
sort of budget crunch.
“It is a concern that all o f us have,” Coor
said . “ W e are a ll c o n c e rn e d a b o u t th e

continuing trend o f faltering state revenues
and a disproportionate share o f that being
visited on colleges and universities.”
The poll also indicated that 98 percent of
the officials polled will likely raise revenue
by ra isin g tu itio n and fees. F o rty -fiv e
percent plan to reduce student services in
non-academic areas such as health care and
athletic and social facilities.
ASU has reduced the services mentioned
in the report by lowering the University’s
support budget by 10 percent this year, Coor
said.
Coor said he would argue for a tuition
increase if he were assured that the proceeds
o f the increase would be used specifically
for the University in educational purposes.
The poll also indicated that, like ASU
policy-makers, 70 percent o f the nation’s
administrators plan to increase their class
siz e s, w h ile re d u c in g fa c u lty s iz e and

increasing teaching loads.
In ad d itio n to citin g dw indling state
funds as a cause of budget cues, 47 percent
o f the officials polled said cuts are also a
result o f the excess number o f colleges in
the United States.
“T h ey b e lie v e by h av in g to o m any
institutions, colleges are financially plagued
b e c a u se o f th e n u m b er o f in s titu tio n s
catering to d ifferen t p eo p le,” said Fred
H an n o n , a s s is ta n t m a n a g e r o f m ed ia
relations for U.S. News & W orld Report.
C o o r said th e re is n o t a p ro b lem in
Arizona and the W est o f having too many
colleges.
Among other colleges in the nation, Coor
said ASU’s economic problems are average.
He said ASU ranks in the middle of colleges
facing budget cuts.

Lawrence seeks
aid in ASASU trial
from law college
Proceedings set for Tuesday
B y S . T a l b o t t S m it h
S t a t e P ress

Associated Students of ASU Activities Vice President Kate
Lawrence has sought the assistance of friends in the College of
Law as she prepares to do battle with the senators who want
her ejected from office.
Lawrence said she may have a student from the College of
Law assist her with the impeachment trial, scheduled for 5:30
p.m. Tuesday in the MU’s Ventana Room, adding that she has
“talked to a lot of people over there.”
Lawrence said she has an “amazingly large number of
options,” but she is not sure what her defensive angle will be
in the case.
^
Public Program s Sen. Brett Thomas, who introduced
articles of impeachment against Lawrence two weeks ago, said
the case against Lawrence is “straightforward.”
“I feel we’ve probably best represented the policies and
bylaws that were violated,” he said. “She definitely violated
some of the bylaws. It is obvious.”
Lawrence said the charges against her are not valid, adding
th at the “ w hole thing (the im peachm ent) was done
improperly.”
Lawrence has repeatedly contended that she followed the
proper procedures in terminating now-reinstated Homecoming
D ire c to r T racey K ieselbach, although the proced u res
Lawrence followed are not the ones stipulated in ASASU’s
bylaws.
L aw rence said she follow ed term ination guidelines
regulated by the Student Financial Assistance Office. Policies
referred to in the bylaws allow much more room for a fired
employee to respond to termination.
Lawrence said she has done nothing to harm ASASU’s
image, another one of the charges against her, adding that she
spent “the entire summer repairing damage done to ASASU by
previous student administrations.”
B ut in response, Thomas said the truth is “quite the
contrary.”
“(Lawrence) has acted in ways that are not the way an
executive officer in Associated Students should act,” he said.
Thomas said he will present witnesses and evidence at
Tueday’s trial that will conclusively show that Lawrence has
“defaced” ASASU.
Lawrence said she may ask that the case be thrown out
altogether because she claims the Senate has not followed the
correct processes involved in impeachment proceedings,
which are outlined in Robert’s Rules of Order.
ASASU bylaws defer to Robert’s Rules in any instance
where a procedure is not clearly defined, such as the specifics
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A SU students, staff and faculty mem bers gathered Friday to watch the m uch-awaited lift-off of N A S A ’s M ars Observer
Probe. The launch, w hich go t off the ground around 9:30 lm . Arizona time, contained a project dealgned by Phillip
Christensen, an A SU geology profeasor.

Reaching the Red Planet
NASA’s M ars O bserver p ro ject o ff to good start
B y C h r is D r isc o ll
S ta te P ress

An ASU geology professor, who is the chief scientific
investigator of a vital experiment aboard NASA’s Mars
O bserver, said the launch excitem ent has given the
University’s world-class planetary geology program an outof-this-world boost.
“From here the launch was sp e c ta c u la r,” P h ilip
Christensen said in a statement from Gape Canaveral, Fla.,
where he witnessed the Friday launch of the giant Titan n i
rocket. Christensen is the principle investigator for the
¡Kobe’s thermal emission spectrometer.
“The weather was great, couldn’t have been better,” he
said, “Die view from the ground was incredibly good and
the excitement from the ground was incredibly high when it
took off,” he said. “I hope the mood is equally high there
(at ASU).”
At ASU’s Moeur Building, about 80 people cheered the
launch as they watched the live closed-circuit television
broadcast from Cape Canaveral.
Students, staff, faculty and an assortment of television,
radio and newspaper reporters sat or stood before two
monitors waiting for liftoff, which was delayed 38 minutes.
The delay was the result of a power problem that caused

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High 105. Low 74.

E L E C T IO N

Candidates air their opinions o f
Proposition 107, which seeks to
impose term limitations on federal
and state officials.

launch-preparation workers to fall behind schedule.
After takeoff, a communication problem developed with
the transfer orbit stage, the final rocket stage designed to
move the Mars Observer out of Earth’s orbit and on its way
to the red planet
The problem w ith com m unication betw een the
spacecraft and the ground precluded any knowledge of
how, or even whether, the transfer orbit stage had worked.
Onlookers in Florida and Arizona had to wait about 90
minutes to find out.
Christensen described the rising tension at NASA’s
Cape Canaveral launch site while people awaited word on
the fate o f the spacecraft.
“I don’t think I’ve ever been in a room with more
tension in it in my entire life than in a room with about 300
or 400 people, all of them who had major involvement in
the mission, sitting around waiting to find out that the TOS
(transfer orbit stage) had worked successfully,” he said.
The spacecraft should arrive in M ars’ orbit in late
August, said Ken Edgett, a geology graduate student who
worked on the project with Christensen.
Edgett said most of his co-workers had flown to Florida
to watch the launch.

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Sports

Representatives for Bush
and C linton w ill, m eet
w ith R oss Perot sup­
porters to talk about the
federal deficit

A SU tailback M ario
B ates is out for the
season due to a severe
knee injury su ffered
against N ebraska on
Saturday.

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M onday. Septem ber 28,1992

Proposal w ould restrict term s
Some office-seekers question
effectiveness of Proposition 107
B y N a ta lie Y o u n g
S t a te P ress

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from noon to 2 p.m. Tower Center.
« M EC h A • FBm series: ‘Am erican M e" & “Stand and
Deliver.’ 11 a.m. M i f^opem m tog Lounge.
• CoaiWon for World Peace * “A SU Victory Together:
Cam pus Cam paign for Martin Luther King Jr. Day."
Noon to 1 p.m. M U Mojave Room.
•Incest Survivors «O pen meeting. 12:15-1:30 p.m.
M i Pinal Room 215.
• Tell Someone • Support group for victim s of rape &
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A 1992 ballot initiative to limit terms
and bring an end to the “career
politician” has some candidates for state
and federal o ffices questioning its
co n stitu tio n ality
and
potential
effectiveness.
D istrict 27 Democratic candidate
Frank Long said he supports the termlimiting Proposition 107 because it will
clear a path for new leadership, but he
Lo ng
argues that the initiative is overly broad
because it tries to include both federal
and state offices.
“The proposition shouldn’t be passed in its present form,”
he said. “It’s unconstitutional because the state is attempting to
limit the terms of federal offices, which are already outlined in
the Constitution.”
Long, who is running against an incumbent for the District
27 representative seat, said he understands the public
sentiment behind the power of incumbency. However, he said
he is not sure the current initiative will solve the real problem.
If Proposition 107 is adopted, the following limitations on

terms will go into effect, beginning with terms that start in
1993 andpfter:
•U.S. Senate: a maximum o f two consecutive six-year
terms.
•U.S. House of Representatives: a maximum of three
consecutive two-year terms.
•Arizona State Senate and House of Representatives: a
maximum of four consecutive two-year terms.
•E xecutive D epartm ent O ffices: a maximum o f two
consecutive four-year terms for the offices o f governor,
secretary o f state, attorney general, state treasu rer or
superintendent of public instruction.
Bob Edetis, Republican representative candidate for
District 27, said he favors term limitations and guarantees the
public that if elected he will “be in office for eight years and
no more.”
But Edens said the one exception he would make to the
proposition is that no limitations be placed on congressional
seats.
“Twelve years in Congress is not too long. It’s just enough
time to get a good network started,” he said.
Evan M echam, form er governor and U.S. senatorial
candidate, said he supports term limitations because he thinks
current state representatives and federal office holders exploit
their elected positions.
“Instead of using their office as a means to help the people,
they (incumbents) use their congressional seats to get rich,”
Mecham said. “Incumbents have a lock on the office and that
has brought on the age of professional politicians.”

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C ontinued

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of impeachment
A ccording to L aw rence, the Senate did not form a
committee before the impeachment to determine whether her
actions warranted impeachment.

Thomas said a committee was formed to determine whether
the impeachment was necessary and said Lawrence’s response
is just a tactic to avoid impeachment.

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C ontinued

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“I was really nervous, lips quivering, tears w elling,
although I didn’t quite break down,” he said. “I know so much
that could happen.”
Christensen’s thermal emission spectrometer is one of eight

scientific instruments on the Mars Observer. It will measure
the mineralogy of the martian surface, yielding an avalanche
of valuable information on its geology.

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M onday, Septem ber 2 8 ,1 9 9 2

Bush, Clinton aides to visit Perot
B y E v a n R a m st a d
A sso c ia t e d P ress

DALLAS
—
P resid en t Bush said
Sunday “ just the truth
w ill do i t ,” w hen he
sends top aides to woo
Ross Perot’s strongest
su p p o rters M onday.
And Bill Clinton says
his envoys will make “a
very straightforw ard,
factual presentation” to P e r o t
prove his plan is closer
to Perot’s.
The nom inees w an ted to bring Perot
supporters into their fold not only by selling
P e ro t’s SO state co o rd in ato rs on th eir
respective economic plans, but also to smooth
feelings ruffled after Perot abandoned his
independent bid in July.
“ My message is pretty simple. If you
compare Perot’s plan to mine and Mr. Bush’s,
he’s much closer to me than he is to Bush,”
Clinton said Sunday while campaigning in
Iowa. “ All we’re going to do is make a very
straightforw ard, factual presentation” on

political reform, the
economy, health care,
^ C A M P
national security and
the deficit, he said.
ELECTION
Bush said “just the
truth will do it,” When
R O U N
asked how his team
w ill persuade P erot
su pporters to vote
Republican. “ I’m going to make it. I really
feel confident.”
N either candidate planned to attend
themselves.
If supporters of the Dallas billionaire don’t
believe the candidates are serious about
deficit reduction, they’ll want Perot back in,
confounding the campaign in its final five
weeks.
Bush won over one o f P e ro t’s state
coordinators even before Monday’s meeting.
C liff Arnebeck, the head o f Perot’s Ohio
group, said Sunday he had decided to back the
president
“ The most important job of the president
is the competent conduct of foreign policy,”
Arnebeck said. “ On that score, President
Bush has done very, very well.”

Military plane
crash kills 163
in Nigeria

Arnebeck said he
decided in July to
Support B ush, but
held
a
news
Y E A R
conference
in
Columbus, Ohio, on
Sunday at the urging
D U P
of the Bush campaign.
Since the meeting
was announced Thursday, Perot has kept quiet
about it. While many of his invited supporters
Say they will urge him to run, close associates
to Perot say he prefers the role of political
broker to candidate.
“ He wants some answers too, I would
assu m e,” C harlie H ellebusch, P ero t’s
Kentucky coordinator, said after arriving in
Dallas. “ He will make his own decision.
Hopefully, we’ll help him.”
But Orson Swindle, executive coordinator
fo r P e ro t’s U nited We Stand, A m erica,
organization, said Sunday, “ If he decides to
run, l am quite confident we will run to win.”
The campaign delegations were: composed
of experts on different parts of the candidate’s
political agenda.
Arriving with Bush campaign chairman

A I G N *

Robert Teeter was Housing Secretary Jack
Kemp, an outspoken conservative; national
security adviser Brent Scowcroft, a symbol of
Bush’s foreign policy experience, and Texas
Sen. Phil Gramm, who will try to keep the
state both Bush and Perot call home in the
GOP column.
With Clinton campaign chairman Mickey
Kantor were Texas Sen. Lloyd Bentsen; Sen.
David Boren o f Oklahoma, a proponent of
political reform; economist Felix Rohaytn,
economics adviser Gene Sperling; civil rights
leader Vernon Jordan, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, DCalif.; and Adm. William Crowe, the retired
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who
endorsed Clinton during the latest heat over
Clinton’s draft history.
“ He represents a lot o f voters and they’re
voters we want,” White House spokesman
M arlin F itzw ater said Sunday as Bush
continued his whistlestop tour in Ohio'and
M ichigan. ‘‘W e’re not going to miss an
opportunity to get the message across.”
“ I think Ross Perot has some good ideas. I
think th ey ’re ideas that both he and Bill
C linton sh are,” K antor said Sunday on
ABC’s “ This Week With David Brinkley.”

They wear short shorts

Bodies discovered Sunday
B y Fr an k A ig b o g u n
A sso c ia t e d P ress

LAGOS, Nigeria — A military transport plane crashed
into a swamp shortly after takeoff from Lagos, and all 163
army officers, relatives and- Crew members on board were
killed, the government said in a statement Sunday.
The U.S.-made C-130 Hercules crashed Saturday night but
Was not discovered until late Sunday morning, when bodies
were found floating in the swamp in a village about 12 miles
outside Lagos, sources said.
The cause was not immediately known. Defense Minister
Sani Abacha ordered an investigation.
An initial report from the military said 200 people had
been on board.
The aircraft disappeared from the radar of Lagos’ Murtala
Muhamhied Airport three minutes after takeoff at 5 p.m.
Saturday, the government statement said.
Most of the passengers aboard the plane were high-ranking
officers of a military college in Jaji Town near Kaduna who
had gone to Lagos for a Navy celebration, the sources said.
Hundreds of friends and family members of the passengers
gathered at the crash site Sunday. Reporters said 15 bodies
had been pulled from the wreckage.
Four women screamed in grief, and one rolled in the water,
refusing to be consoled by relatives and army officers who
said her husband had died.
The entire nose and one wing of the aircraft were buried in
the swamp.
Clothes, shoes and toiletries floated on the water, covering
an area of about 2,000 square yards.
An airline pilot at the scene said the weather had been
clear and visibility good at the time of the crash. He was
overheard telling a brigadier-general that he thought it looked
like engine failure.
The government statement said the president, Gen. Ibrahim
Babangida, was canceling all engagem ents for a week,
including attending Oct. 1 festivities celebrating independence
from Britain, in sympathy with relatives of the dead.
Babangida is a former student of the Jaji military school.
Nigeria’s defense minister had gone to the site and was
expected to issue a full report later Sunday.
The four-engine turboprop C-130, made by Lockheed, can
carry 92 combat soldiers, 64 Billy-equipped paratroopers, or
about 42,000 pounds of cargo. Since its introduction in 1955 it
has been a mainstay of military transport worldwide.
On July 25, a Sudanese army C-130 crashed near the
southern city o f Juba in bad weather killing an unknown
number of people.
U.S. Air Force officials said stalled engines caused a
Hercules to crash into Blowett Falls Lake in North Carolina
on Apr. 28, killing nine.
A Kentucky National Guard C-130 crashed into a motel
near Evansville, Ind. on Feb. 6, killing 5 crewmen and 11
people on the ground. Pilot error was blamed.

A Brigham Young University student studies between cla sse s on cam pus in Provo, Utah, recently while wearing shorts
that are in violation of the sch o o l’s d ress standards. The honor code, which all BYU students — men a s well a s women
— are expected to follow, states that hem lines for short pants are not to fall above the knee.

BYU th reaten s dress code crackdow n
B y M ike C arter
A sso c ia t e d P ress

PROVO, Utah — It all started with a seem ingly
harmless concession to modern fashion two years ago,
when straight-laced Brigham Young University decided to
allow knee-length shorts.
Now it’s possible to catch a glimpse of thigh on the
Mormon campus and students are being warned the rising
hemlines on shorts and skirts must subside.
“ You can find some girls whose shorts are much too
short,” said President Rex E. Lee. He later asked that his
remade be amended to include male students as well.
Lee Said violators aren’t expelled nor is their tuition
raised if their hemlines aren’t lowered. But they may lose
other privileges.
A sign at the H arold B. Lee L ibrary states that,
beginning Oct. 1, it will “ only serve those students who
abide by the honor code.”
Other encouragement comes from a poster showing
young men and women in knee-length shorts standing
around a red sports car. The caption says, “ Don’t sell
yourself sh o rt.” The license plate on the car reads:
“ 2ZNEEZ.”
Students are encouraged to confront violators and, if
necessary, turn them in to the Honor Code Council for
counseling.
All but about 5 percent of BYU’s 27,000 students are
members o f the Church o f Jesus Christ o f Latter-day

Saints, and all must sign the honor code promising to
uphold the basic tenets of the Mormon faith and abstain
from tobacco, alcohol, drugs, prem arital sex, tea and
coffee.
A pamphlet for new students says revealing clothing is
prohibited and that shorts and skirts should be “ kneelength or lower.” Men may not sport long hair or beards.
The 1990 change in the chess Code allowed both women
and men to wear knee-length shorts. Previously, women
could wear slacks or skirts and men were required to wear
trousers.
The school’s pioneer namesake has even had tonsorial
treatment on campus. While the most popular photographs
of Brigham Young show him with long hair and a grand
beard, his statue by the administration building depicts him
as clean-shaven and neatly trimmed.
On a recent afternoon, perhaps a dozen students among
hundreds bustling around the campus commons wore
shorts or skirts that ranged from just above the knee to
midthigh— modest by most standards but not BYU’s,
Christy Rawls, 18, hiding her bare legs under a stack of
books and folded sweater, giggled and blushed when asked
about the midthigh hemline of her Bermuda shorts.
“ I just knew I shouldn’t have worn these shorts,”
Rawls said.
She conceded that exposing too much thigh can lead to
awkward encounters.
“ It’s kind of embarrassing to have a guy walk up to you
and tell you your shorts are too short,” she said.

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State P ress

September 28,1992

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S tate P ress

ditorial
H E y. K o s ,

Lawyers,
start your suits

W h e n t h e j u d g e in G r e g o r y K i n g s l e y ’s
parental d iv o rce case announced th at little G reg
c o u ld in d e e d “d iv o rc e ” h is n a tu ra l m other, he
and his fo ster p arents w ere all sm iles.
B ut the happy trio w e re n ’t the only people to
be sm ilin g th a t d a y — th e y w ere m o s t lik ely
jo in e d in th e ir sen tim en ts by h a lf th e n a tio n ’s
law yers.
*"
D espite the fact that m any experts no w claim
th at K in g sley 's case is m erely an anom aly, it is
hard to believe this new gold m ine o f possible
law suits w o n ’t be thoroughly explored.
In stead o f m ak in g it p o ssib le fo r legitim ate
g rie v a n c e s lik e K in g sle y ’s to be a d d ressed , a
grow ing nu m b er o f hungry attorneys nationw ide
w ill lo o k to th is v ery v u ln e ra b le , e x p lo ita b le
group o f individuals as th eir m eal ticket.
T h e fa c ts o f th e c a s e re a d lik e th is: G reg
K in g s le y b r o u g h t le g a l a c tio n to s e c u re h is
a d o p tio n b y h is f o s t e r p a r e n t s , o v e r th e
o b je c tio n s o f h is n a tu ra l m o th e r w h o w an ted
G r e g b a c k f o r h e r s e l f . G r e g c r i e d f o u l,
convincingly saying that his natural m other had
relinquished h er parental rig h ts because she had
abused him in the past.
In b r in g in g th e m a tte r b e f o r e th e c o u rts ,
K ingsley’s actions w ere only rem arkable fo r one
reason: Instead o f relying o n adults hired by the
so c ia l w e lfa re sy ste m to s e c u re a n ew set o f
parents, K ingsley hired his ow n.
T h e s ig n if ic a n c e o f th is g e s tu r e is th a t it
m e a n s c h ild re n w h o fre e la n c e th e ir su its can
win.
K in g sle y , w h o , it tu rn e d o u t, p ro b a b ly d id
h a v e a re a s o n to sta y a w a y fro m h is n a tu ra l
m o th e r, h a d o p e n e d u p a w h o le n e w c a n o f
w orm s.
F o reseeable a re the days w hen law yers begin
courting k id s w ho are sim ply tro u b led by their
relationships w ith th eir p arents an d are tired o f
trying to w ork them o u t through m ore traditional
channels.
T h e K in g sle y p re c e d e n t, th o u g h it m ay not
happen in th e im m ediate future, g iv es the green
lig h t to all k id s seek in g se p a ra tio n fro m th e ir
parents.
C e rta in ly c h ild re n lik e K in g sley d e se rv e to
h a v e d e c e n t liv e s a n d w a r r a n t tr e a tm e n t as
h um an beings.
B u t lo n g , d ra w n -o u t c o u rtro o m d ram as and
the m edia atten tio n and p ressures that result are
no w ay to introduce m inors to citizenship.
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that Hollywood serves up. I am
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and shell out $6.50 per ticket to see torture, mutilation and
the g h a stlie st form s o f cru elty o ffered as “re a listic ”
portrayals of America.
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article by movie critic Michael Medved. Now, having read
his important new book, Hollywood vs. America, I feel
constrained to break my usual rule about putting at least
several w eeks betw een referen ces to the sam e (n o n ­
political) individual. Medved’s brilliantly argued polemic
m akes a persu asiv e and h eartfe lt case fo r a “cu ltural
environm ental m ovem ent” to turn H ollyw ood from its
current degradation.
M edved demonstrates that the entertainm ent industry
has badly lost its way. Preoccupied with the dark side of
life (particularly with what they fantastically imagine to be
the dark side o f America), drawn to the disgusting and
perverse, and almost implacably hostile to the religious and
fam ily values m ost A m ericans ch e rish , H o lly w o o d ’s
moguls have been steadily losing their audience and cannot
understand why.
At times, it seems as if the entire cultural community in
America has gone mad. Recall, for example, the reception
given to the film, “The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her
Lover.” As Medved reveals, the movie begins with a scene
in which a pack o f stray dogs snarls over bloody chunks of

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rotten meat. From there, it is downhill. “Attention then
focuses on a group o f foppishly dressed thugs who tear the
clothes off a struggling, terrified victim in order to smear
his naked body with excrement. They force filth into his
mouth and rub it in his eyes, then pin him to the ground
while the leader of the band proceeds to urinate, gleefully,
all over him.” Later in the movie, “a shrieking 9-year-old
boy’s navel is hideously carved from his body.”
Now anyone w ho.would make such a film is clearly in
need o f psychiatric help. Yet, as Medved notes, many of
the m ost im portant m ovie critics in A m erica actually
praised this grotesque offering. Caryn James o f The New
York Times called it “something profound and extremely
rare: a work so intelligent and powerful that it evokes our
best emotions.” Time m agazine’s Richard Corliss hailed
the movie as “exemplary, exciting ... splendid.”
The creativ e com m unity is trapped w ithin its ow n
prejudices — blind even to its own self-interest. The antireligious, violent, perverse and sexually explicit films and
television Hollywood produces perform poorly at the box
o ffic e w h ile P G -ra te d film s do b e tte r. T he th re e
entertainm ent networks on TV have lost a third o f their
a u d ie n c e in th e p a st 15 y e a rs. Y et th e m o g u ls o f
Hollywood, who Medved believes make entertainment to
please one another rather than the audience, continue to
serve up “Cape Fear,” “M arried ,.. W ith Children” and
“The Rapture.”
Medved is aware that in writing this book, he is likely to
make himself “the most hated man in Hollywood.” But he
accepts that risk, not just, as he writes, for his children, but
for his country and.himself. “No matter how sophisticated
we believe we are, or how determined our best efforts to
counteract th eir influence, the poisons o f the popular
culture seep into our very souls.”
Exactly. This issue is far more important than finding
so m e th in g to do on S a tu rd a y n ig h t. C u ltu re has
consequences. The way we am use ourselv es helps to
determine who we are. Hollywood needs to rediscover the
wholesome, the uplifting — even the sublime. If they won’t
do it for the nation’s spiritual health, they should do it for
their own financial health.

KRIS M A Y ES, Editor
KEN BRO W N, M anaging Editor

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Page 5

In case you m issed it ...
▼ ▼▼
President Bush still refused to hold debates with
Bill C linton until a form at co u ld be created that
Bush agreed with. Instead o f die single-m oderator
proposal agreed to by Clinton, Bush w ants a larger
panel to pose questions and set the agenda. To
keep the d ebate squarely focused on the m ajor
campaign issues, Bush wants the panel to be made
up o f a U.S. Arm y recruiter, Tim othy Leary, Dr.
Ruth W estheimer and the cast o f “Family Ties.”
W alter “Dub” Kilgo, an A SU baseball pitching
coach, w as arrested after he was found hiding from
police underneath a bar cabinet in a room at the
Pointe Resort. ASU baseball coach Jim Brock was
reportedly disappointed that K ilg o d id not give
110 percent in his effort to hide from the cops and,
although he’s a young scrapper with a lot o f talent,
it was the mentid m istakes that cost him.
S tate P ress

etters to the editor

R oss Perot w as expected to announce tonight
his re-entry into the presidential race since he says
t h a t ’s w h a t th e p e o p le w a n t. A c tu a lly , an
unscientific survey show s that m ost people w ant
Perrit to tie his oversized ego to a chain around his
ankle and go for a swim.

H atred o f country or faith is same to Jews
Editor:
In celebration of Rosh Hashanah, and in compliment to
diversity principles, and to the welfare of the Jewish people,
Ashahed Triche of the State Press (Sept. 22) announced that,
after exhaustive study in world religions and history, with
particular specialization in Israel and anti-Semitism, “Jews call
p eo p le an ti-S em itic ... to silen ce people who are not
necessarily anti-Semitic but who instead are anti-Zionism,
anti-racism and anti-oppression. (And that we) used religion to
justify taking land from the Palestinians.”
This is his reply to a 5,000-year history comprising the
most horrific episodes of expulsions, tortures and destruction
known to humanity, including last year’s unprovoked Scud
missile attack on our-cities and the last week’s neo-Nazi riots
in Germany. We Jews, however, are quite certain that we have
not overreacted to nonexistent enemies. What does the public
think of it?
If a man were to declare himself an enemy of Mexico but
said that, based on appreciation o f enchiladas, he like
Mexicans, would anyone stand for it? Would Italians accept a
person who actively worked to destroy Italy but said that he
liked Verdi, so he is not anti-Italian? Rather, those countries
would more likely catch those people, try them for treason and
hang them with a good riddance. Yet, Ashahed Triche expects
Jews to make the distinction between enemies of the Jewish
state (anti-Zionists) and enemies of the Jewish people (antiSemites).
A more misguided point of view could hardly have spoiled
the High Holiday period.
To Jews, such an absurd condition is a much more serious
m atter than mere word play. The difference in meaning
betw een anti-Z ionism and anti-Sem itism is subtle and
academ ic (in the worst sense of the word). However, in

consequences to the Jewish people both conditions are exactly
the same. In attacks on Israel, Jews will fight whether we are
hated as Jews or as Israelis and, regardless their enemies’
motivation, there will be death and destruction.
Our history has shown us examples. From the medieval
Christians, who burnt Jews at the stake for hot converting, to
the modern-day Arabs, who for 40 years have been in a
constant state of war with Israel, to thousands of examples in
between, enemies have declared hatred for a particular vital
aspect of Judaism, while professing a peculiar sort of affection
for Jews themselves. Consequently, when people seek to do us
harm, we have learned to pay more attention to the direction of
their guns than to the direction of their rhetoric.
Now for the second point about “taking land from the
Palestinians.” It’s easy for Mr. Triche to proceed to this
second fallacy after he hadjt good first one under his belt.
Be it noted that Jews never took land from the Palestinians.
That the land never belonged to the Palestinians, that a
separate Palestinian entity is a recent invention, that the
Palestinians are Arabs, that the Arabs ruled the land only for a
few hundred years almost a millennium ago, and that the
majority of those currently called Palestinians migrated to “the
land” only after the Zionists developed it.
So much for the anti-Israel bashing and the inaccuracies
behind it! I invite Mr. Triche to try learning about the
particular aspects that his opponents dispute with him. Then
tell us whether your opinion is modified by the experience.
Meanwhile, we Jews enter this week, the most hallowed
period of our year. All over the world, we will gather in selfreflection as we have done for thousands of years to hear the
shofar sound and usher in the new year. L’shanah Tova.

A load o f disc jockeys, staff and m anagem ent
ty p es fled K U K Q th is w eek to sta rt th e ir ow n
statio n , K FM A in W ickenberg. B ecause o f the
weak signal, som e fans said they were confused by
th e new directio n K FM A w as tak in g u n til they
were inform ed that they were listening to KOOL
FM by accident.
W ith the debut o f Rush Lim baugh’s TV show,
some left-w ing organizations were dem anding that
they b e g iv en equal tim e to refu te L im b au g h ’s
view s. Sim ilarly, pro-life activists w ere m ulling
a sk in g fo r eq u al tim e a fte r th e sh o w “ S tu d s,”
arguing that the show is a very effective argument
against the sanctity o f hum an life.
The season prem iere o f “Saturday N ight Live”
proved the old adage that good tilings don’t last.

David Don
Freshman, Law

T he economics o f cows

Bikers and m otorists
both pay tuition

G reg o ry K in g sley d iv o rc e d h is p aren ts in a
high-profile South H o n d a case. The 12-year-old
w ill get to keep his baseball card collection and
have alternate w eekend visitation rights with h is
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Editor:

E d ito r:

This letter has been prompted by a response to my earlier
letter about bike riders on campus. Not being aware that I am a
moron, I would like to thank Mr. James Malenfant for pointing
this out. Without his childlike insults and inane comments
there seems to be a lot that l am not aware of. ,
For exam ple, “There is no place for bicycles in the
pedestrian areas on campus,” yet I am supposed to dismount
my bike on the bike path so that I can let inconsiderate walkers
hog the paths designated for bike use.
I was also not aware that “ninety- five percent o f the
students walk.” I am quite sure that this fact was formulated in
Mr. Malenfant’s overactive imagination.
As to the privilege of biking to class, I possess the same
rights to bike to campus as any one who drives. I believe that
both our tuitions have gone toward the erection of parking
structures and bike parking areas — why shouldn’t I get to use
them? So as long as I bike to class and James Malenfant drives
we will continue to aim for each other on campus. To all you
students out there on bikes or foot, watch out where you’re
going.
One last thing, James Malenfant, about the comment as to
me getting a life. It would appear, that there is no way for me
to insult you the same way without losing my dignity, so I
won’t.

Ryan Rowe
Junior, Mathamatics

I would like to congratulate the State Press for starting its
WorldWise section. It offers simple and effective ways in which
we can help to salvage and repair our fragile Earth.
Last week, Paul Ford wrote a letter suggesting that we can
save the ozone layer by eating hamburger. Cows omit methane
gases, which have been shown to deplete our ozone layer. Eat the
cows before they produce more gas, right?
Well, anyone who has taken a high school economics class has
heard of the laws of supply and demand. If we eat more cows,
more cows will be raised to meet this demand.
Thanks for being concerned about our ozone, but no thanks.
Christian Timerman
Senior, Biology

— Republican strategist
Roger A iles on Ross Perot

Please rise for our alma mater
Editor:

(Sing to the tune of ASU’s alma mater)
Where suspended athletes
Raise their shackles high and
Beg the judge for free tomorrows
Under contrite skies
Where their leg-irons rattle
At the prison gates
There we hail our burglar-sniper-shoplifter-misdemeanor-assaultcriminal-trespassing-probation-desecrator-code-violator-felony
TEAM,
Arizona State!!!!!
Bettea Braffet
Staff, Hayden Library

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He’ll be very strong if he
campaigns in insane asylums.
He’s a nutcase.

It’s time we vote for some
senators with breasts. We’ve
been voting for boobs long
enough.
- —Arizona Democratic U .S. Senate
candidate Claire Sargent

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Monday, September 28,1992

S t a t e P r e ss

Police Report
A SV police reported the following incidents this weekend:

• A man unaffiliated with the University admitted that he
damaged a brick planter located on the west side of Lot 3.
The man said he damaged the planter when he hit the gas
pedal instead of the brakes of the vehicle he was driving and went
over the curb at Mill Avenue and Apache Boulevard. Damage is
estimated at $2,000.
• An ASU employee reported that he accidentally damaged a
metal-covered pillar on the south side of the Goldwater Building
while backing up a forklift. Damage is estimated at $1,000.
• A thief removed several traffic cones from Lot 52. Loss is
estimated at $310. Tempe police reported the following incidents this weekend:

• A 37-year-old Tempe woman was arrested for child neglect
after she sent her two daughters out to play so she could sleep at
her apartment on the 1800 block of East Concoria Drive.
While the woman was sleeping, her daughters, one 17 months
old, the other 5 years old. were seen playing in the roadway on
the 2400 block of South McClintbck Drive. The woman was
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• A 12-year-old Tempe boy was arrested for disorderly
conduct after he became disruptive in his junior high class and
began threatening and yelling profanities at the teacher. The boy,
a student at Gilliland Junior High School, was also seen yelling at
other people on campus.
• A 27-year-old Tempe woman filed a domestic violence
complaint against her husband after he allegedly tried to get her to
injure herself while in a parking lot on the 2000 block of East
Broadway Road.
When the woman tried to enter the passenger side of their car,
thé man would press on the accelerator, causing her to fall on her
hands and knees. The man reportedly did this several times.
• A 41-year-old Tempe woman reported threatening phone
calls to her home on the 3800 block of Siesta Lane. She said she
received two phone calls from an unknown male saying, “I’m
going to kill you. I’m God, and you belong in hell.”
The victim later learned that a man also called her work,
asking about her schedule. She said she had no idea why she was
getting the calls or who was responsible for them.
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Sports
Mondays September 28,1992

S t a t e P r e ss

P a g: e 9

Cornhuskers grind Sun Devils, 45-24
Penalties and turnovers haunt ASU; Bates hurt
ASU quarterback Garrick McGee, who
finally made his start as a Sun Devil, was
Even though ASU beat Nebraska in the greeted with an intercepted pass on his first
area o f to ta l yardage S aturday, the attem pt. But the red sh irt frosh would
Cornhuskers beat the Sun Devils where it complete 8 of 14 for 124 yards and one
touchdown.. Snyder also played his other
counts — on the scoreboard.
In front o f 76,138 fans dressed in freshman, Grady Benton, in the second half.
Nebraska red, ASU saw how football is He went 11 of 14 for 139 yards.
The quarterbacks had a wide variety of
more than a game in Lincoln — it is a
religion. The Sun Devils were pummeled targets as numerous receivers got into the
action: George Montgomery (3 completions
45-24.
H ow ever, ASU (1-3, 0-1, Pac-10) for 41 yards), Bob Brasher (3 for 47), Clyde
mustered 514 total yards; included in that McCoy (4 for 66) and Kevin Snyder (5 for
was 263 yards passing. Nebraska totaled 79).
Another bright spot for ASU was the
369, with only 50 yards in the air.*But what
hurt the Son D evils was penalties and rushing of sophomore Mario Bates. The
turnovers. ASU committed 12 penalties for tailback would notch his fourth straight
92 yards and two fumbles. They were also lOO^yard game. He rushed for 125 yards on
23 attempts and two touchdowns. However,
intercepted three times.
“The best thing we did is that we kept Bates twisted his left knee and is out for the
playing hard the whole game,” said ASU season.
coach Bruce Snyder. “I never sensed that
Bates wasn’t the only back who was able
when you get behind by two or three to find some holes in a burly Nebraska line.
touchdowns you can look at a team and say, Senior tailback lerone Davisson carried 19
‘They lost their fight.’ I never sensed that times for 75 yards.
ASU did make a run and closed the gap
and that is a real positive. That’s a standard
to within two touchdowns, but still the Sun
by which we’re going to live.
“But we did not play nearly w ell D evils w ere unable to overtake the
Cornhuskers.
enough.”
“We were able to make some big plays,
With the score at 14-10, ASU was still in
the game at the half, but a brutal third get some turnovers and field position,” said
quarter doomed the Sun Devils. Penalties Nebraska coach Tom Osborne. “I guess
and turnovers turned into points for • that's the difference.”
D espite the turnovers and m issed
Nebraksa as they racked up 14 points in less
opportunities, Snyder said his team did play
than two minutes in the third period.
“Our ball security is our worst enemy tough against a strong Comhusker team.
“They have never led me to believe that I
right now,” Snyder said. “Those things have
to get cleared up for us to play on a more should doubt them,” he said.
“Sometimes you tread on virgin turf and
even basis. We had some key, key penalties
that took any chance we had o f rallying you’re curious, but I never had any reason
toward the end of the game, we just could to doubt that we would play hard.”
not afford those penalites.”
B y G reg S e x t o n
S ta te P ress

Nebraska quarterback Mike Grant (1) gives Sun Devil Adam B ra ss a stiff arm before being
brought down. A SU lost to the Cornhuskers 45-24 in Lincoln on Saturday.

ASUs McGee and Benton share quarterback duties
Pair co u p les to g iv e Sun
D e v ils 2 6 3 p assin g yards
B y B r ia n C h a r les
S t a t e P ress

Whoops! That’s probably what ASU redshirt
freshm an quarterb ack G arrick M cGee was
th in k in g Saturday after he threw his first
collegiate pass.
The Sun Devils (1-2) opened up their game
throwing against 15th-ranked Nebraska (3-1), but,
unfortunately for McGee, his pass ended up in the
hands of a Nebraska defensive player and it
looked like the beginning of a long day for ASU.
“It happened, now it’s over,” McGee said. “I
didn’t let it affect me the next play. You know it
happened that play, (and I) let it go.”
Despite the error, on the first play, McGee

showed poise and control in the pocket when
pressured and making some good decisions when
choosing receivers.
The only problem for McGee was that his
receivers were having trouble holding on to the
ball, dropping well-thrown balls when they were
all alone in the flat.
O nce M cGee started to show signs of
confidence, the tables turned on him, as he threw
a pass right into the waiting arms of defensive
tackle Bruce M oore o f Nebraska, who went
almost untouched 54 yards for another Nebraska
score.
Despite the errors and seemingly “freshman
mistakes,” McGee’s numbers looked good for a
season debut, completing eight of 14 passes for
124 yards and one touchdown, hooking up with
tight end Bryan Ryder for a 15-yarder.

The second half saw the return o f Grady
B enton, who led the Sun D evils to a 19-0
blanking o f L ouisville. Benton im m ediately
sparked the Sun D evils and was the main
motivator in leading ASU back from their 38-10
deficit that they had in the third quarter.
“I hit my first pass and after that, I just felt
confident,” Benton said. “When you’re feeling
confident, I felt like I couldn’t be stopped. I just
kept going and going, pressing on and pressing
on.”
.
Benton ended the day going 11 of 14 for 139
yards and an interception.
"Both of the quarterbacks did some really good
things, Sun Devil coach Bruce Snyder said. “If
you look at every little grade, they were about the
same. Right now, I am just glad that we have two
good guys at quarterback.”

Super Mario out for season
Sun Devil runner injures knee,
will face reconstructive surgery
B y G r eg S e x t o n
S t a t e P ress

After posting his fourth consecutive
100-yard rushing game, ASU tailback
Mario Bates will miss the rest o f the
season due to a knee injury he suffered
in the la tte r m inutes o f S atu rd ay ’s
contest against Nebraska.
Bates, a 6-foot-2, 207-pound back
from Tucson, suffered a third-degree
tear of the anterior cruciate ligament and
a second-degree te a r o f the m edial BATES
collateral ligament.
Bates was exam ined Sunday m orning by orthopedic
specialist Dr. Kim Hewson.
The sophomore will undergo surgery to reconstruct the
knee within two to three weeks.

“I feel very badly for him personally,” said Sun Devil
coach Bruce Snyder, “He was off to such a great start and he
was on target to have an absolutely great year.”
In the first game of the season, Bates rushed for 214 yards
against Washington. He then came back and ran for 114 yards
in a contest against Louisville.
In Saturday’s 45-29 loss over Nebraska, Bates continued
his trend. He compiled 125 yards on 23 carries. He also scored
two touchdowns for the Sun Devils.
“The sorrow, or the feeling, is more to him personally,”
Snyder said.
Bates was unavailable for comment, but Snyder said his
tailback w ill concentrate on reh ab ilitatio n and on h is
schoolwork.
“That’s the plan for him — to do a great job o f rehabing
and keep focused in his academics,” Snyder said. ‘T o have a
good year from that standpoint and be ready to go a year from
now.”
Snydier said he w ill elevate the senior tailback to the
starting position and he will also move fullback George
Montgomery to the tailback position.

B enton

"I just hit my first
pass and after that, I
just felt confident."
— Grady Benton

Sun Devil pitching
coach Kilgo resigns
From staff reports

Dub K ilgo, the baseball
pitching coach at ASU since 1987,
has resigned his position effective
im m ediately, ASU D irector of
A thletics C harles S. H arris
announced Sunday.
K ilgo, 39 was arrested by
Phoenix Police on Saturday Sept.
19 for suspicion of theft, burgalry
and trespassing after he was found
hiding in a room at the Pointe at
South M outain. He was not a K i l g o
guest of the hotel.
Although no items were reported missing, police said
Kilgo had 11 room keys in his possession.
K ilgo had requested and was granted an
administrative leave without pay by Harris last week.
A national search for a replacem ent will begin
immediately, Harris said.

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facturers rep Wanted for sm all Tem pe
business. $7/hour plus benefits, hours
flexible. Tim 820-8408.

ATTN. STUDENTS
Motivated individuals that have experi­
ence in personal relations wmk. Hiring
for part time positions immediately.
EaraJS150 to $300 weekly; Call for in­
terview. 921-3961

★ $8-$10/HOUR
Morning, Afternoon, Evening
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Nation's most experienced, largest
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★ Hundreds of dollars in cash, bonuses
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(NE comer of Southern & Mesa Dr.)

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1953 E. Univarsity Dr., Tempe

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN tickets for Sat­
urday, October 3rd. Great floor seats,
section C , row 12. $ 5 0 each or 6 for
$250. Can 9 7 8 -7 3 0 0 .,

A N S W E R IN G SERVICE: graveyard
s h ift, 10p m -7 a m M o n d a y th ro u g h
Thursday. Scottsdale, Jack 990-7372.

SO FAS‘ LOUNGES
CHAIRS & OTTOMANS
COVERS‘ MATTRESSES
TABLES‘ ETC.

Factory Trained M echanics

967-4851

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 12th and 16th
rows by the stage, $27. Shaun 482-9699

M O T O R C Y C L fö ^ ^

now PRICES

Complete Foreign & Domestic Auto Repair
•Tune-Ups
•Engine Rebuilding
•Complete Brake Service

TICKETS

★ Call on great program s like:
•Magazine Renewals «Téléphoné Services
•Trial Preview Book Clubs
•Non-Profit Representation

STUDENT DISCOUNTS

RD Automotive, Inc.
& Ramsey Radiator

87 TOYOTA C elica. Excellent condi­
tion inside and out, air, A M /FM ca s­
sette. Great transportation. $ 4 5 00/offer. 921-2078

R E C Y C L E F O R $$$
Sell your books for cash (no textbooks,
please) or get trade credit towards the
p u rch a se o f a n y th in g in the sto re.
Choose from 3 floors o f new and used
books, posters, m usic, etc. Call ahead
for buying hours. B row sers w elcom e.
C hanging Hands B ookstore, 4 1 4 M ill
Avenue, 966-0203.

ON ALL
QUALITIES

AUTOMOBILES

CASH FOR gold, diamonds. M ill Ave­
nue Jewelers, 414 South Mill, Suite 101,
Tempe. 9 68-5967.

$5.50-$6/ HOUR guaranteed! Neodata,
a leader in the telemarketing industry, is
currently hiring enthusiastic students
with good verbal communication skills
fo r sev era l part-tim e, ev e n in g p h o n e
agent positions. 2:30-8pm + Saturday.
W e offer flexible scheduling, paid train­
ing, great bonuses and incentives, plus a
con ven ient location hear cam pus! To
sch ed ule an in terview , ca ll 9 6 7 -0 0 6 6
and ask fo r A n g e la Sm ith. N eod ata,
Broadway & M ill, Tempe. (EOE).

C O N SIG N M E N T S W A N T E D ! For
store opening October is t. Furniture,
clothing, crafts, knickknacks, plus much
much more. Please call In ti Consign­
m e n tW o r ld , 1 5 9 W est C a m elb a ck ,
2 7 4 -3 3 3 3 for an appointment.

FANTASY FUTONS

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JEWELRY

73 V W Beetle, new clutch, transaxle and
starter. Charcoal velour interior. D e­
pendable car, $ 2 1 0 0 ,2 6 4 -2 7 4 6 .

$252.50 SELL 5 0 funny college t-shirts
and make $252.50. N o financial obli­
gation, a risk free program. A verage
sales time = 4-6 hours. Choose from 18
d e s ig n s. S m a lle r/ la r g e r q u a n tities
available. Call 1-800-733-3265..

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE

5 PIECE b lack lacquer bedroom set,
full and queen mattress s o t $100-350
581-2734

STU D IO *

IBM P S /2 , 2 0 M eg hard drive, co lo r
monitor, software, Panasonic KPX 1124
printer $ 9 2 5 ,9 7 1 -2 3 5 0 .

1 9 8 2 V O L K S W A G O N p ick u p w ith
camper sheU, 5 speed, a ir , $1000. 4339519

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

998-2992

FURNITURE

8 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.-Fri.

State P ress

Monday, September 28, 1992

P a g e 10

•Management staff committed to your success.
•Part or full time, flexible scheduling.
•Lots of sales made hourly.

894-0264

COMPUTERS
COMPUTER NEEDS - IB M compati­
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0875.

DlALAMERIC A

PERSONALS

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE

BIG, STRONG students needed to assist
disabled student with workout. $7/hour,
2 times a week. 966-2059.

TE M P E R ED R obin h irin g fo r part
time and full time codes. Day side avail­
ability helpful. 940-9900.

C O Ù N S E L O R S /S P E C I ALT'Y I N ­
STRUCTORS- after school elementary
program in Tem pe/A hw atukee. Parttime. Tempe YMCA, 7070 S. Rural Rd.

M U SiC

D ELIV ER Y PERSO N
Must be friendly and professional with
own pickup. Needed for weekends and
some weekdays. Making anywhere
from $100 to $250 a day. Please call
451-3319. Leave message.

FUNK SLAP ass bass and double slamm in drum m er to form o rig in a l
rock/metal band. Bang Tango, F.N.M.,
R.H.C.H., M etallica, Smashing Pump­
kins, positive attitudes and experience
only. Ryan 829-3996, Sergio 944-4397.

PETS

DOORMAN NEEDED at the Blue Igua­
na, Southwest corner Scottsdale Road
and M cDow ell, Apply in person 12-3
daily.

BEAUTIFUL WHITE angora cat, bjue
markings, gold eyes. Female; spayed, 5
years. Affectionate, housebroken. 833-

JO U R NALISM /ENGLISH MAJORS,
w e need freelance writers to join-our
team. Low pay/high local recognition.
Send writing samples to Arizonas lar­
gest
fitn e s s /s p o r ts
p u b lica tio n .
S W.E.A.T. Magazine 4120 North 70th
Street, Suite 211, Scottsdale 85251.

FREE KITTENS 921-2143

Clerical People
Needed
from 2 p.m.-9:30 p.m..
possible weekends.
Scottsdale area.

966-0709
MODELING AUDITIONS. W e need a
few . new models, experience not neces'■sary but must be photogenic. Appoint­
m ent necessary. 83 9 -1 9 6 9 , En Avant
Agency, 4500 South Lakeshore, Tempe.
P A R T TIM E h elp $ 1 8 0 /w e e k guar­
anteed. International retail firm is fill­
in g 20 op en in gs. N o exp erien ce re­
quired. Scholarships and internships
available. Flexible hours. 352-7037.
PROGRAMMING A ID needed. C on
Academic Vax. $6/hour or paid by pro­
ject. 967-3481. Choi

SPO RTS M INDED
Hiring immediately 6-8 individuals for
ou r T em pe o ffic e , fu ll or part-tim e.
Flexible hours. Perfect for students. $8$ 1 0 per hour. (Call 9 2 1 -8 2 8 2 , ask for
Chris.__________
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STUDENTS NEEDED to assist disabled
student on Tuesday/Friday 5pm to 7pm.
$7/hour. 966-2059

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S W E N SE N S TEM PE has im m ediate
Opening for counter help and waitress
part tim e evenings. A pply in person
Monday-Friday, 4-5pm, Price/Baseline.

ALASKA SUMMER
EMPLOYMENT -Fisheries.
Earn $5,000+/ month. Free
transportation! Room
&
Board! Over 8,000 openings.
No experience necessary.
Ailale or Female. For employ­
ment program call Student
Employment Services at

1024. ..

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GREEN IGUANAS. Makes great pets.
Only $35 Call 990-8949.

FOUND GREEN glasses case on Cady
MA11 last week. Pick up at State Press
lost and found.

A f A N D R E A O. the m en o f Kappa
Sigm a think you're thé m ost beautiful,
m ost sin cer e, m ost lik e ly to g iv e us
points.

LOST DWARF lop eared bunny, brown
and white, near college and 14th S t Re­
ward call D oug 921-1060.

AT ANDREA W. die men o f Kappa Sig
love you and want you.

LOST M AVADO watch, gold and siL
ver, R ew ord i f fou n d . 9 4 7 - 6 8 1 1 .
Please leave message.
MONEY FO U N D 9/23 approximately
3:30pm on campus. Call to identify 7840286.
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GO WITH a proven winner! Use die State
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RESTAURANTS/
BARS
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A F CARRIE R. i f you w ere a flow er
Kappa Sigma would pick you!
A F C H R IS T Y B . Kappa S ig s th in k
you're more beautiful than beauty itselfAT JAMIE S. Kappa Sigma invites you
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you!
AT JANELLE B. Kappa-sig thinks you
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AT KELLY G. you are as sweet as hon­
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A B U N D A N C E OF lo v e and a sunny
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infant. Picture ydur child growing up in
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great schools, parks and beaches. Relat­
ed expenses. Call Julie and Tom collect:
1(508)535-3718

A SOFT Touch Electrolysis, permanent
hair removal, disposable probes, great
student discounts, near ASU. 829-7829.
ELECTROLYSIS- PERMANENT hair
removal. Facials/w axing. Student dis­
c o u n ts. C a ll fo r m ore inform ation*
9 69-6954.
RESEARCH A N D writing help all sub­
jects catalog $2. ■1 (800) 351-0222.

ROLFING/M ASSAGE
Relieve stress and anxiety with the best
body therapy! Student discounts. Steve
966-1776.

A F T ISH A E. i f you w ere a car w e
would drive you. Love, Kappa Sig.

JEN STOURAL: Hey dartin'! Hope you
had a great birthday weekend! Happy
"20!" Love, Shannan Kay. •r~-

YOU SA Y it, w e display it! Only in the
State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731
today for rates and information!

1301 E. University

LASER PRINT W ordPerfect 5 .1 , re­
ports, papers, etc. Resum es composed.
Accurate, fast turnaround. Judy's Sec­
retarial Service. 8 2 4 South M ill, 9669017.
R E LAX ! LET an A SU graduate pro­
fessionally type your term papers, as­
signments, letters, mailing lists, and la­
bels, G ood prices. Fast turnaround.
Teresa 924-1976.

RESU M E PK G $15
$30 dollar package includes 10 copies
resume, 10 copies cover letter, 10 en­
velopes & interview-high success rate!
Reports, ed itin g, sam e d ay. M cC lintock/Braod way. 967-0907.

TUTORS

.

MATH TUTOR. Graduate student with
classroom teaching exp erien ce. Indi­
viduals, groups, low rates. C all Jonathon, 964-4434.
NEED HELP? W e still have space in the
following classes: MAT 106, M AT 117,
M AT lif t , M AT 2 07, PHY 111, PH Y
112. Sm all groups, lo w rates. Contact
M atrix E d u c a tio n C en ter (S im o n )
968-4668.
R U SSIA N TUTOR: native, all lev els,
co n v er sa tio n , gram m ar, tran slation .
Flexible hours. Call A lena 898-3830.
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LO SE SOM ETHING?
Place an ad In the State Press Lost and
Found section in the Classifieds! Two
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Call 9 6 5 -6 73 1 o r d ro p by the
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0 $?

MORE THAN 2500 PAIRS

MOONS IMPORT PLUS
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INSURANCE
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c o m m e r c ia l, in stru m en t, e x c e lle n t
ra tes, learn to f ly to d a y ! c a ll K en
756-2390.

50% OFF FASHION JEWELRY

PIT CH ER S
Every M onday
Night
3pm - Close

KINKO'S COPIES makes the grade! Pa­
pers, resum es, fly ers, co lo r cop yin g,
self-serve Macintosh & IBM and more!
Open 2 4 hours. 9 3 3 East U niversity.
894-1797.

EARRINGS EARRINGS E A R R IN G S^ _____x

KAPPA SIGS- our tradition lives on!!
And may it continue forever! Saturday
was awesome! LoveChi-o'.

YO WOLFF- Listen l o Greg and Todd
at 3:00 on 6 8 0 am KASR. Scamboogary! Mitch

$2.82

AEROBIC INSTRUCTORS certifica­
tion Workshop in Mesa, weekénd O c­
tober 2nd, by National Aerobics Train­
ing Association 963-9415.
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Your Ind¡vidual
Horoscope

AT TRICIA H. Kappa Sig thinks you're
so hot you're on fire. Excellent! Love
Kappa-Sigs.

W H O ’S W H O

HELP WANTEDC LER IC A L________

INSTRUCTION

C R E A T IV E T Y P IN G , term p apers,
re su m es, e s s a y s , la ser p rinter, rea­
sonable rates, fast turnaround. Pat,
897-1741.

AT SA R A L. kappa Sigina hopes you
had an excellent birthday!!!

Associated students o f A SU invites all
outstanding juniors and seniors to apply
for "Who's W ho A m ong S tudents in
American U niversities and C olleges. "
Pick up your application in the ASASU
offices on the 3rd floor o f the MU; Ap­
plication deadline is October 29, 1992.
Call 965-3161 for information.

PA R T -T IM E SALES

WORD PROCESSING, secretarial serv­
ices. 23 years experience. Student dis­
counts. Southw est corner, M iller and
Chaparral. 9 94-8145.

SERVICES

S T E P H A N IE J O - w o w 3 6 5 d a y s!
Thanks for enriching my life everyday
along the way. May the future always
hold an unlocked door! Love Gondo

Evening hours, need excellent commu­
nication skills and team oriented, fun en­
v iro n m en t, c lo s e to cam p u s, $ 6 -$ 7
h ou rly sa la ry . A sk fo r Zachary
9 6 6-8788

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AT B E T H K. w e w ant y o u b a d ly .
Ooooh eeeiouu. You're die best! Love
kappa-sigs.

ADOPTION

SIGMA N U coach AUen-thanks for eve­
rything! L òvé, the ladies o f Chi Omega

O P EN ER S/D IA LER S W A N T E D , no
selling, no closing required. N o experi­
ence necessary. $5 an hour to start. Call
Todd at 831-2992,

STUDEBAKERS NOW hiring fun, en­
ergetic cock tail w aitresses. A pply in
person M onday thru Friday 10am to
3pm. 705 Rural road in the Cornerstone
Mall

A F A U T U M N C . Kappa S ig m a Says
you're cream o f die crop. W e love you!

BA B Y SIT T E R W A N T E D afternoons
$4 per hour. 15 minutes north o f ASU.
Own
tran sportation
n e c e ssa r y .
994-3958.

KAO Susan, H ie men o f Sigma Phi Ep­
silon congratulate you on becoming lavaleered to brother Moss. W e wish you
both the best o f luck.
ZAE, The men o f Sigm a Phi E psilon
wish your endured member the best o f
luck for a full and healthy recovery.

IMMEDIATE OPENING; If you enjoy
greeting people this is your career op­
portunity. Positive attitude a must. Neat
appearance a must. Free trainiiig pro­
vided. 894 t5 190
•;

STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now
hiring lunch waitresses and dinner bussers. Apply in person Monday through
F rid ay , 10am to 3pm : 5001 East
W ashington, cross street 48th Street.
273-7378.

CHI-O'S JEN P and Amy P.- w e appre­
ciate all your hard woik^ Greek Steer­
ing should be proud to have you!! Your
sisters love you! .
- . y . '

AT AM AS A B. oouuuch. Kappa Sigma
lo v e s y o u s o m uch it h u rts! e e e e !
iiooch!

HELP WANTEDSALES

HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE

CHI-O'S A N D badmitton players Jen
and K a th y v y o u g u y s are a w eso m e!
Congrats on a successful tournament!
Love, your sisters.

FOUND A set o f keys in Student Serv­
ices Building on Wednesday 9/23. Call
Frank 965-6592

TYPING/W ORD
PRO CESSIN G

A SU A REA typing, word processing,
editing, and transcription. Call, anytime
for fast service 966-2186.

CHI-O RACHEL- w e lové you so much
and w e ate all here for you!! Hang in
there!. ' y , ' .
.. /"

X Q PLEDGE Presents w ill be a blast
with Chad T! M ove you honey!! Cant
w ait until Friday! Love, Marcie

TYPING/W ORD
PRO CESSIN G
A P A /M L A E X P E R IE N C E D ty p ing/word processing. Need it fast? Call
Jessie, 945-5744,

C H I-O LIL S is S a n d y , S urprised ?
You're the best! Happy boy hunting!
Your Big Sis Bren

FREE LOST/FOUND

1-206-545-4155, ext. A5918

D ATA ENTRY position (10-key) Mon­
day, Wednesday, Friday 7am-2pm start­
ing immediately. B ow ers by Impulse
437-5219.

1 DOZEN red long-stem roses d eliv­
ered $20. A lso b alloons. After Hours
Bow ers. 894-3419.

D EE-GEE ANCHO R Splash w om en,
the m en o f Kappa S igm a can't w ait.
And we won't w a it

L O S T G O LD I .D . b racelet With in ­
sc r ip tio n .
I f fo u n d p le a s e c a ll
784-878?.
V.
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FUNDRAISING

5 ▲ Eydxtows $8
142» V s 14* » .
Tuipc • 921-95JO

< 4 4 4 4

For Monday, September 28,1992
ARIES
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19)
Love is happily accented now.
Deceptive trends prevail in business.
C ontinue with a home improvement
plan. Social life may not meet up to
expectations tonight.
TAURUS
(Apr; 20 to May 20)
Daydreaming and distractions may
interfere with work accomplishment.
Partners are on the go together. Career
concerns inhibit your mood for partying
tonight.
GEMINI
(May 21 to June 20) .
Initiative brings you work gains early
in the day, but efforts may slacken as the
day progresses. G oing put is fun, but
guard against fantasizing in romance.
CANCER
(June 21 to July 22)
You may be making plans to enter­
tain guests in the near future. Sports and
physical exercise do you a world of good
today. Socializing is not favored tonight.
LEO
(July 23 to Aug. 22)
R um ors and hearsay make th e
rounds early in the day- Getting tasks out
o f the way at home base may be a priority
now. Be attentive to à friend’s needs
tonight.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Shopping is favored now. Some care
is needed in today’s tridey financial negodations. Visits with friends are favored,
but you may make a short night of it.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
Your charm and social graces are
everywhere now . A fam ily m em ber
doesn't get your point o f view. Career
strivings meet with success. Tonight may
bç quiet.

-

SCORPIO
(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
Not everything you hear today will
be the tru th ; C ouples share private
moments together now. Contact agents
and advisers. Home duties require atten­
tion tonight.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
You will make a hit socially today. It
is best not to loan out money at present.
Save*some time for a research project.
Tonight may find you a. bit introspective.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
though you impress business con­
tacts today, you still need to be wary of
those who misrepresent. Social life is fine
now, but you are not in the mood for
costly outside entertainment.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
Some advice you receive now may he
misleading. You will make headway now
in business. A travel invitation comes
today. Tonight finds you preoccupied
and serious,
PISCES
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
Don’t let others iippose upon you
financially. A luxury item appeals to you
today. Despite a festive outing today, you
may fed somewhat withdrawn after dark.
YOU BORN TODAY are both indepen­
dent and cooperative. You are at your
best when you do your own thing. Like
many of your sign, you would succeed in
law and gpvernmeint service. Though you
can succeed in business, you are usually
happier in a career that relates to the arts.
You can be quite effective in getting your
ideas across to others. B irthdate of:
Marcello M astroianni, actor; Brigitte
Bardot, actress; and Ed Sullivan, TV per­
sonality.
D 1992 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.

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University Women's & Family Clinic

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s.

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Hints

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...

with appointments usually W e accept A SU Blue C ro ss Blue
available the same day or Shield of Arizona Insurance.
evening.

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