© Copyright, State Press, 1992 Tem pe, Arizona

Thursday, June 2 5 ,1 9 92

Arizona State University’s Summer Weekly

Vol. 17 No. 4

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Next week, the U.S. Supreme Court is expected to uphold
a Pennsylvania statute that restricts abortion. As a result,
both pro-choice and pro-life groups in Arizona are getting
ready for the ensuing political battle — and the inevitable
reversal of ‘Roe vs. Wade’

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BY D A N ZEIGER
“This right o f privacy, whether it be founded
in the F ourteenth A m endm ent’s concept, o f
persona! liberty and restrictions upon state
action . . . is broad enough to encompass a
woman "s decision whether or not to terminate
her pregnancy. The detrim ent that the State
would impose upon the pregnant woman by
denying this choice altogether is apparent. . . .
“We therefore conclude that the right o f
personal privacy includes the abortion decision,
but that this right is not unqualified and must be
considered against important state interests in
regulation. "
— Justice H arry Blackmun
U.S. Supreme C ourt M ajority Opinion
Roe vs. Wade
Jan. 22,1973
Those words have arguably incited more
controversy than any others w ritten by the
highest court in the United States. When a
majority of nine justices ruled that a woman has
a constitutional right to an abortion, fuel was
thrown onto the fire of an intense and lasting
debate that seems to have no middle.
For people who agree with those words, they
are a stout and glorious beacon o f women’s

rights. And people who don’t agree feel they are
a diabolical permit to murder perhaps the most
defenseless being imaginable, an unborn child.
Now, those words are facing the beginning of
what could be their stiffest challenge. Next
w eek, the Suprem e C ourt is ex pected to
announce its decision on Planned Parenthood
vs. Casey, which challenges the constitutionality
of a Pennsylvania statute restricting abortion by
requiring, among other things, a mandatory
waiting period, state-written counseling, parental
consent for a minor and husband notification.
Attorneys for both the plaintiffs and the state
have urged the court to decide specifically
w hether or not Roe has been or should be
overturned. The Court is not obligated to decide
the fate o f the h isto ric case because the
Pennsylvania statute restricts abortion rather
than bans it altogether. But the verdict expected
to come out of the marbled courtroom next week
will still not bode well for supporters of choice.
“I don’t think that the Court is going to come
out and say explicitly that it is overturning Roe,"
said John Stookey, an ASU political science
professor who teaches courses on the Supreme
C ourt, the A m erican L egal System and
Constitutional Law. “But I also think that they

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will uphold the (Pennsylvania) law. It’s basically
a dismantling of Roe — if they uphold the law,
it is watering down Roe tremendously, making it
easier to limit a woman’s right to an abortion.”
An average o f 1.6 m illion abortions are
performed in the United States each year. In
1990, 15,783 abortions occurred in Arizona, and
according to the State Department of Health
Services, of the 13,890 that were performed on
state residents that year, only 10 were done for
medical reasons. Statistics for the 1991 calendar
year have not yet been completed.
Even if the Court leaves Roe alone •— as
Justices Anthony Kennedy and Sandra Day
O’Connor have hinted it might — an affirmation
of the Pennsylvania statute would signal another
victory for states’ right to regulate abortion.
But when Roe is overturned, leaving the
right of a woman to terminate her pregnancy up
to the states, legal abortion would most likely
face a serious threat in 26 states and would
confront an interm ediate threat in 17 more,
including Arizona. And since a 1989 Supreme
Court decision gave them greater leeway, state
leg islatu res have passed roughly 600 laws
restricting abortion.
“I think that the basic victory that can come
out of (Casey) is giving more pow er to the
states,” said Jay Nenninger, executive director of
Arizona Right to Life. “Hopefully, when the
Guam, Louisiana and Utah laws come before the
Court, that will be when it overturns Roe vs.
Wade. I hope they do it in this coming decision,
but I don’t think it will happen.”
During the last two years, legislatures in
L o u isian a, U tah and G uam have passed

regulations on abortion that make exceptions
only to save the life of the mother, or for rape
and incest under extreme conditions. If the legal
challenges make it to the Supreme Court, then
the justices will be forced to lay all of their cards
concerning Roe on the table.
In the years following the Roe decision, the
primarily liberal Supreme Court maintained its
standing that lim itations on first-trim ester
abortions were unconstitutional. It reversed
legislation that imposed restrictions such as
husband and parental vetoes, mandatory waiting
periods and physician counseling.
But anti-abortion groups began to make their
presence in the political arena known in the
1980s. They helped elect Ronald Reagan and
George Bush — who both s.aid they would
appoint justices who would overturn Roe. And
the court did lose its primarily liberal flavor —
Blackm un is the only m em ber o f the Roe
majority still on the bench today.
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While a currently conservative court has yet
to completely overturn Roe, it has made several
rulings in the last three years that have chipped
away at the 1973 decision. The most notable:
•In 1989, the Supreme Court, in Webster vs.
Reproductive Health Services, upheld a Missouri
law that prohibited the use of public employees
or facilities to perform abortions not necessary to
save the life of the mother. It also affirmed a
portion of the statute barring physicians from
perform ing ab o rtio n s after 20 w eeks o f
pregnancy without first testing fetal viability.
•The next year, in Hodgson vs. Minnesota
and Ohio vs. Akron Çenter fo r Reproductive

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© K IM ]:
Facing the threat of a
complete University
closure, ASU is taking steps
to protect summer session
classes

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B a s e b a l l
A retrospective of the first
half-century of ASU
baseball, including a look at
the colorful and intense
rivalry with UofA.

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T u rn to A bortion, page 7.

ASU officials
finally unveil
long-awaited
master plan
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College Culture— 13
Comics____ ...— ..14
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State Press

Thursday, June S 3 ,1 9 9 9

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B udget w o es co n tin u e to w re ak h a v o c
University sharpens
plans for shut-down
if budget talks fail
D J . BURROUGH
S tate Press

. Fust summer session classes threatened by a
University shut down would continue and sec­
ond session classes would begin but be delayed
under the University’s contingency plans, offi­
cials said Wednesday.
Officials are optimistic that the State will
have a budget by July 1, the beginning of the
fiscal year, and that they won’t be forced to
implement the plan to shut down the campus.
A special task force, convened to formulate
the University’s Y irst-efer such contingency
plan, met late Tuesday to draft more specific
proposals for the shut down.
George Cathcart, University spokesman, said
die taskforce’s plans allow for the completion of
the first summer session.

‘‘W e will continue the existing summer ses­
sions,” Cathcart said, “the three summer ses­
sions that are going on right now.”
The sum m er’s first five-w eek session is
scheduled to end July 3, the eight-week session
July 24, and the first supplemental session July
10.
Alan Carroll, director of ASU’s fiscal and
planning analysis office and who helped draft
the contingency plan, said revenues from stu­
dent’s summer fees would go toward paying the
summer faculty, but that monies to operate other
campus support functions would have to be
found from other sources.
“I’d be looking for money if there isn’t a
budget on July I,” he said. “Until it happens
we’re really not going to know what we can or
can not do.”
Plans call for limited security services and
for continued, cooling of some buildings to pro­
tect sensitive equipment inside.
Cathcart said to avoid using University funds
the beginning of the second session would be
delayed, anticipating that the state would have a
budget in place on July 4 or 5.

L ayoffs m o u n t in fa ce o f cutbacks
know that we are going to have to take that kind
o f hit,” C athcart said. “ W e’ve got to start
implementing these kind of cuts right now.
Employees are given, depending oil their
length service, between one and six months
notice of their final day at work.
Mario Martinez, a computer programmer in
the Physical Plant who was laid off, said he was
not surprised to hear of his fate, but that he
would examine the procedure to “see if it con­
forms to policy.”
Martinez said he anticipated more layoffs
and has plans to have another job before his ter­
mination date of Dec. 23.
“I have already been looking for another job
anyway,” he said. “I just knew it wasn’t a very
good situation here at the University in general.”
,Cathcart said most other campus depart­
ments would begin implementing their reduced
budgets, resulting in more layoffs.
“We do definitely anticipate more layoffs
next week,” he said.

D .J. BURROUGH
S tate Press

The University’s reduction in force policy
claimed more victims Wednesday when ASU
officials announced that a total of 25 University
employees would be laid off.
The layoffs bring the total number of posi­
tions eliminated since implementation of the
RIF policy in March 1991 to 140.
ASU spokesman George Cathcart said 20
classified positions in physical plant, two
ad m in istrativ e p o sitio n s in P lan n in g and
Construction, and three classified positions in
Human Resources were eliminated.
Cathcart said the layoffs came as a result of
the departments beginning to implement their
red u ced 1993 bu d g ets, In an ticip atio n o f
reduced state funding all non-academic depart­
ments of the University have prepared budgets
with cuts of up to 10 percent.
“Regardless of what die Legislature does we

T uition increase in 1992-93 deem ed highly unlikely
By SONORA ROBERTO
S tate Press

' Despite an anticipated loss of more than $1 million in state
appropriations, University officials said a last-minute 1992-93
tuition hike aimed at softening the effect of budget cuts is highly
unlikely.
“You can never rule anything out, but I just do not think it is
likely.” said Andy Hurwitz, president of the Arizona Board of
Regents, the governing board which sets tuition for Arizona’s
three universities.
The regents are scheduled to meet in July for the last time
before the fall semester begins. Hurwitz said tuition is not yet on
the agenda.
“I haven’t heard anybody suggesting i t :— although I suppose
it’s always a possibility that someone will raise the motion,”
Hurwitz said.
Months of lobbying by the Arizona Students Association paid

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, ASU President Lattie Coor said an eleventh-hour tuition hike
would be unfair to students who have already budgeted college
expenses for the coming year.
“It is very late in the year to be considering tuition increases,
and therefore I have not given serious thought to it myself,” Coor
said. “Nor has there been serious discussion of it in any of the
circles which I’ve been involved.”
Coor added that University income generated from tuition is
still linked to state appropriations, and therefore tuition increases
are often “soaked up” by the state and are not available for educa­
tion purposes.
Last year, the regents raised in-state tuition $50 and out-ofstate tuition $450. The three Universities collected about $182
million in tuition and registration fees, but $128.3 million of it
was returned to the state.
Tuition and registration fees at ASU are currently $6,934 for
non-residents and .$1,528 for residents.

off last December when regents voted to freeze tuition, which has
been rising steadily each year for more than a decade.
However, a provision attached to the freeze allows the regents
to “revisit” the issue after the Legislature Sets appropriations.
“The fact that they can re-open that (issue) is something we
should be concerned about,” Patrick McOrder, ASA’s newlyhired executive director, said.
Lawmakers and Gov. Fife Symington have until July 1 to
agree on a long-overdue budget proposal or state and University
facilities will close down.
But McOrder said that although tentative figures coming out
of the Legislature are dim, he has found no serious indications
that the regents are considering raising tuition to make up for lost
funding.
“I think what may be happening is that administrators are very
concerned about how deeply budget cuts will affect programs,
and that is creating sort of a rumor-mill,” he said.

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U niversity p o lish es o ff p lan s fo r cam pu s developm ent
Officials skeptical proposals will see funding in near future
B y KRIS MAYES
S ta te Press

The long-awaited plan setting out a vision for
ASU’s campus into the next century has arrived
on President Lattie Coor’s desk — but the cele­
brated' recommendations likely will remain dor­
mant for years in lieu of sufficient funding.
Jenniis Burton, ASU associate vice president
for business and co-chair of the University’s mas­
ter plan committee, said it could be 3 to 5 years
before funding for implementation of the plan
becomes available.
“None of it could feasibly happen in the near
future because of the budget." Burton said. “I
don’t think it makes sense for Universities to
spend money on new projects when you’re laying
people off.”
Among the additions proposed in the plan are
underground pedestrian tunnels at Rural Road,
Apache Boulevard and University Drive aimed at
bypassing pedestrian congestion at the sites, and
the expansion of east and west entrances to the
campus to facilitate increased demand for access.
The plan also calls for the continued develop­
ment of campus “green spaces” into small gather­
ing areas, as well as the development of large
green areas for ceremonial ¿fairs and group gath­
erings.
“I think the green spaces are terribly impor­
tant," Burton said. “The last thing you want to
feel (about ASU) is that you have arrived at a
downtown location.
“The green space provides that humane feel­
ing.”
Committee member and Dean of the College
of Architecture and Environmental Design John
Meunier said the plan is ciucial to campus plan­
ning, despite the probability that it will face seri­
ous delays in implementation.
“The fact that there is'a master plan at all is
important,” Meunier said. “One of the things that
had been troubling was that a process of ad-hoc
planning was taking place.
“It is not necessary to determine the future but
to give a guide to that future.”
Official work on the master plan commenced

GREEN SPACE DEVELOPMENT
ASU CAMPUS

slightly over a year ago, when Coor convened a
planning committee consisting of local citizens,
University officials, and students.
“The process was fairly exhaustive and it
involved a fairly considerable number of people,”
Meunier said. “It has to be a consensus document
- if the decision makers are not on board then it is
a waste of time and money.”
While the decision makers are now on board,
the University still must wait until the present
budget crisis subsides and funding is freed up for
the plan to be realized. W hen it finally is,
Meunier says the result should be a University
that fits in well with its surrounding community.
‘Too many campuses are like walled fortress­
es - it really needs to integrate into the communi­
ty ” .
He said the plan makes integration possible by
virtue of proposed gateways to the University in
the east and west, and by an overall.recognition
that the campus “does not stop at the four major
streets” that frame the campus.
But nor does the University intend to buy up
new land to facilitate integration.
Matthew Betz, ASU Vice Provost for Planning
and co-chair of the master plan committee, said
the fiery debate over the acquisition of land sur­
rounding the University was at last doused by the
findings contained in the master plan.
.“It was one of the most pressing issues at the
outset of the plan,” Betz said, adding that concern
had mounted among Tempeans concerned that
they might find themselves and their homes gob­
bled up by an expanding University.
But Betz said the consulting firm hired to
compile the master plan with the aid of his com­
mittee determined that acquisition of new areas
surrounding the campus is unnecessary, given the
University’s prevailing desire to continue down­
sizing the campus.
.
Betz went on to detail a facet of the plan that
would maximize use of an existing area of cam­
pus m Orange Mall - in order to provide a much
needed “east-west corridor.”
“A major new artery needs to be developed on
campus,” Betz said. “So the idea of the develop­
ment of Orange Mall was important.” :

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State Press

Thursday June 8 5 ,1 9 9 8

Requirement review
promises educational reform
The United States is losing ground.
That’s the evaluation coming out of nearly
every field of American endeavor these days.
From technology to trucking it seems, the U.S.
is being assailed fo r its lackadaisical
performance, all the while our industrialized
counterparts continue to gain ground.
Given this doom-and-gloom scenario, it is no
wonder that the educational trend of the month,
signed onto at least tacitly recently by our own
Arizona Board of Regents, aims to raise the
Standards and requirements students in this
country must aspire to.
At a recent convocation of its Programs
Committee, the board considered evidence
revealing that Arizona universities are not
keeping up with an ideal established by the
ACT company in the number of math, science,
English, and language courses they require for
admission.
Concurrently, two separate studies completed
by firms in Switzerland and released this week
show that the United States, overall, ranks a
paltry ninth among industrialized nations in the
quality of its educational system.
Clearly, there exists a need for something to
be done .
By looking into the possibility of raising
admissions requirements to our universities, the
board is taking a healthy position on education
—- universities can no longer afford to do at
their level w hat should and could be
accomplished in the state’s high schools.
That means that courses such as pre-algebra,
and remedial English, should be eliminated
from the universities’ course listings.
That also means that high school students,
instead of loafing about their senior years in
classes with a relevance level of zip, must be
required to max out their potential in such
college-preparatory classes as trigonometry or
calculus, if they intend to attend college.
That doesn’t mean, as state Superintendent of
Public Instruction C. Diane Bishop points out,
that these proposed additional classes can be
just that — simply additional classes.
As Bishop concludes, it won’t do a bit of
good to take four years of math if the classes
being offered are ineffective. A coordinated,
clearly defined level of proficiency, as proposed
by Bishop, must be set out before a single
student is asked to sign up for additional course
work.
The only true stumbling block to progress in
this matter will arise out of the debate about the
measure’s cultural sensitivity. Obviously, Steps
must be taken in the high schools to ensure that
all groups receive equal train in g and
preparation, but a lengthy debate and resulting
stalemate on the issue will in the end harm all
groups.
ASU President Lattie Coor concludes that a
raise in requirem ents should not go ahead
without a detailed study of how they would
impact disadvantaged students, such as minority
and ethnic groups. He is correct in his concern,
but let us hope the “study” does not turn into a
classic bureaucratic nightmare.
In the final, irrevocable analysis, Arizona’s
educational system, like the rest of the country,
must grab hold of its drooping bootstraps, and
reclaim its place as the leader in educational
excellence.

Ice-T lyrics a load o f ‘crap,’ not social stance
A C h i­
cago
cop
Iv R IK E
show ed me
the p ro test
BOYKO ^
letter he was
sending to
Tribune
som e
b ig
Media
executive at
Services 1
Warner Bros.
Record s,
which is part
o f the huge
Time Warner
company.
I t ’s the
same letter that is being sent by thousands
of Chicago cops. Variations are being sent
by police in other parts of the country.
“We as members of the Chicago Police
Department and members of their families,
are appalled and offended that .you and
your company are willing to promote the
Ice-T song called ‘Cop Killer.’
“We are urging you to remove this
song from the record stores and the media.
Until such time, we intend to boycott any
and all products, movies and amusement
parks, such as your Six Flags, that are
owned and operated by Time Warner.
“W ith all the turm oil in the w orld
today, th is song prom otes m ore civil
unrest.
“If you continue to promote this song,
rest assured that you will be held liable and
accountable for officers that are killed ns a
result of subjects using this song as a plea
in their defense.”
W hen I finished reading it, he said:
“What do you think?”
What do I think? I think that a police
boycott will have little impact on Time
Warner. 1 doubt if it will persuade many
people to cancel plans to go to Six Flags,
see the new Batman movie, or drop their
subscription to Time magazine. Teen­
agers, the biggest customers for pop music,
won’t deprive themselves of their favorite
hearing abuse.
And the boycott most definitely won’t
co nvince any o f the T im e W arner
ex e cu tiv es th a t p u ttin g o u t the “Cop

Killer” record was an error in judgment.
The record is selling. It’s making money.
That’s thè Only judgment that counts.
On the o th er hand, why not try a
boycott? If I were a cop, I would. In fact,
I could support the boycott strictly as a
music lover, the rap song is that bad.
I have to admit that I consider all rap to
be ju st about the most brain-dead pop
music w e’ve ever had. The same d u ll
thum p-thum p beat, the same m um ble
mouth lyrics. It almost makes the classic
“How M uch Is T hat D oggy in the
Window?” seem profound.
And this particular song has to be about
as bad as anything ever put on a record or
disc.
Here are Some of the lyrics, with a few
particular deletions of the obscenities:
I got my black shirt on
I got my black gloves on
I got my ski mask on
This s~-been too long.
I got my 12-gauge sawed off.
I got my headlights turned off.
I’m about to bust some shots off.
I’m about to dust some cops off.
(Chorus)
Cop killer, it’s better you than ine.
Cop killer, f— police brutality.
C op k iller, I know your fam ily ’s
grievin’
F— *em!
Cop killer, but tonight we get even.
I got my brain on hype.
Tonight’ll be your night.
I got this long-assed knife,
and your neck looks.just right.
'
My adrenaline’ pumpin’;
I got my stereo bumpin’.
I’m about to kill me somethin’.
A pig stopped me for nuthin’. .
(Chorus)
Die, die, die, pig, die!
F— the police!”
There’s more. The last line is repeated
about a dozen times.. And the ever-popular
mother-word is tossed in later. But you get
the idea. These rappers really don’t like
cops.
N aturally, Tim e W arner and some

socially aware Critics are defending: the
song on the grounds that it is a social
statem ent, expressing the despair and
frustration of society’s abused underclass.
Nah. It’S not a social statement. It’s
crap.
Of course, that doesn’t mean it should
be banned. If we banned all crap, our TV
sets would be blank about 90 percent of
the time, most movie, houses would close
and our radios w ould go dead-. The
entertainm ent industry’s single biggest
product is crap. It’s ju st a question of
personal preference as to the form it takes.
So instead of mealy-mouthing about
how the song is a social statement, a cry of
dissent, a plea to be understood, and that
attem pts to ban it are a threat to free
speech, free press and free speech for all
A m ericans, Tim e W arner ought to be
truthful.
It co u ld issue a sta te m en t saying
something like:
• “We have received many complaints
from policemen, their families, and others
about the Song ‘Cop K ille r.’ We are
threatened with a boycott.
“These people don’t understand. True,
this song is crap. But what do you expect.
We are in the crap business.
“When the rap-group came to us with
this song, we said: ‘Boy, is this crap. It
should really sell.’ And we were right.
Hey, if Mozart had written stuff like this,
instead of just talking dirty at parties, he
wouldn’t have died without a pfennig.
“Naturally, we are sympathetic to the
feelings of policemen. If someone put out
a reco rd en co u rag in g people to k ill
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R eg en ts c a ll fo r rev iew o f a d m issio n s re q u ire m e n ts
By KRIS MAYES
S tate Press

Thé Arizona Board of Regents is calling for a review of university
admissions requirements in an attempt to raise the preparedness of
incoming students, but minority groups are cautioning against aspects
of the possible measure which they say could deter students from
seeking an education.
At a meeting earlier this month, the regents Programs Committee
discussed key issues surrounding a possible raise in the number of
courses required in high school for admission to the state’s univer­
sities.
“You need to separate what courses you need to take from what
grades you need to achieve,” said Regent President Andy Hurwitz.
“For the life of me, I can’t understand why wê don’t say to kids ‘You
have to take language in your senior year of high school.’”
Hurwitz, a strong backer of the heightened requirements, said
raising the number of required courses in such areas as math, English,
science and the languages, will cut down significantly on the number
of remedial courses needed at the college level,
“We don’t want to have to teach remedial English or math in
college,” Hurwitz said.
But minority student groups concerned about thè proposal’s
potential implications of such a move warn that it could harm
minority applicants.
“In some aspects it may harm minority groups, but I don’t think
it (the proposal) is racially motivated,” said Natalie Young, spokes­
person for the African American Coalition. “I think the best thing to
do is sit back and see where it goes.”
Young said the Coalition would favor a hike in the number of
language courses needed in high school, but worries that any in-'

creases in math requirement could “deter quite a few students.”
Presently, Arizona’s universities lag slightly behind a national
ideal standard established by the American College Testing Program
in the number of courses they require for admission.
ACT suggests that colleges require three years of science, three
years of social science, and two years of language, while Arizona
universities require only two years of science, two years of math, and
no languages for admission.
ASU President Lattie Coor, though he said he supports the move
to review admissions requirements, was hesitant to support the
proposal outright.
“I think we should be careful to understand the relationship
between requirements and future eligibility,” Coor said.
Coor expressed concern about the issue of minority access to the
universities if requirements are raised, and said he would not ‘’sign
on until that has been looked at.”
The proposal has been referred to the Council of Presidents for
consideration, of which Coor is a member.
Hurwitz defended the proposal against claims made by some that
it carries elitist overtones.
“I don’t think it is elitist to Say to kids, ‘Hey, prepare yourself for
college.” ,
Hurwitz said he is confident the measure would elicit support
from the education community, including state Superintendent of
Public Instruction C. Diane Bishop.
Bishop, who has publicly supported heightening the level of
instruction in Arizona high schools, cautioned that ariy increase in the
quantity of high school course work should also be accompanied by
an increase in quality.
“When we increase graduation requirements, if all we do is

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require more and don’t look at quality, we are really missing the
boat,” Bishop said. “We need to specify the proficiency requirements
as well.”
Bishop proposed that the universities delineate the levels of
proficiency they would like students prepared at in a formal docu­
ment that could be presented to high schools.
Bishop also rebuffed the notion that the measure is elitist, saying
minority and ethnic groups deservè greater credit for academic
achievement.
“I think we always try to make exceptions for people when we
should accept that everybody can meet the same requirements,”
Bishop said. “We should stop looking at ethnicity and say you’re
expected to achieve at these levels. I have faith in the students.”

Police Report
ASU Police reported the following incidents this
week:
\ A man.'not affiliated with the University, was
told to stop dancing in the road in from of Tempe
Center.
• A man and woman, neither affiliated With the
University, were told to leave the courtyard of
Cholla Apartments and warned about their viola­
tions of alcohol and public sexual indecency law s.,
• The intrusion alarm of the Nelson Fine Art
Center Art Museum was set off for unknown
reasons late in the afternoon. Police belie ve that it

may have been triggered by the setting sun.
Tempe Police reported the following incidents
this week:
• A 26-year-old Tempe man was arrested and
charged with knowingly tampering with a motor
vehicle, after his girlfriend told police that he
removed her car battery after she refused to let
him borrow the car. Police questioned the man at
work where, after 30 minutes of refusing, he told
police where the battery was hidden.
• A white man, 2 5,5-foot-3,140 pounds, wearing
Levi’s and a yellow tank top, caused $20 in

damage to ceramic pots, nail polish bottles and
clothing by knocking them off a table in front of
Classic Beauty College, 404 W. Broadway Rd. A
hairdresser at the school said the man became
upset and verbally abusive about the haircut she
had just given him.
• An 18-year-old Tempe woman was arrested and
charged with criminal littering after police saw
her squatting oVer a sidewalk in front of a house,
with her pants around her knees, urinating. Offic­
ers said ,they suspected that she had just left an
underage drinking party at a nearby house. They

said she told them she was urinating on the side­
walk due to a kidney infection.
•A 31-year-old man and a 29-year-old man, both
Mesa residents were cited for public Consumption
of alcohol outside of Gator’s, 1320 E. Broadway
Road. The two were both members of the band
playing inside and were on a break. The officers
questioned them because they detected a strong
odor of marijuana. One officer said that, as he
approached, the 29-year-old turned away, ap­
peared to swallow something and washed it down
with beer.
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SUPREM E COURT M EM BERS' ATTITUDES TOWARD ‘ROE V S. WADE 9
W HERE THEY STAND, HOW THEY HAVE VOTED IN THE PAST
The U.S. S uprem e C ourt should release its
decision on P la n n ed P arenthood vs. C asey, a
case calling into question the constitutionality of
a P ennsylvania statute th at restricts abortion,
som etim e next week. The C ourt is expected to
uphold the statute, but it could also decide to
overturn the historic Roe decision and leave the
right to regulate abortion up to the states.
The following are brief summaries on the nine
justices’ attitudes toward Roe and how they have
v o te d in im p o rtan t ab o rtio n cases th ey have
presided over.

Chief Justice
W ILLIA M REHNQUIST
Service to Court: 2 1 years
Appointed by: Richard Nixon
R o e : D is s e n t
W e b s te r: M a jo rity
Rust: M ajority
Rehnquist is an orig in al Roe vs. Wade
dissenter and has steadfastly supported state right to regulate
abortion in his decisions sinie then. He wrote the majority opinion
in Webster vs. Reproductive. Health Services, a 1989 case that
sharply cut back on Roe. His influence on the Court extends
beyond his title as Chief Justice, and he might attempt to influence
other justices such as David Souter and Clarence Thomas.
ANTONIN SCALIA
Service to Court: 6 years
Appointed by: Reagan
W ebster: M ajority Rust: M ajority
Scalia. perhaps the m ost outspoken
conservative on the C o u rt, opposes an
incremental approach to overturning Roe, and he
has flatly urged his colleagues to reverse. In his
concurring opinion in Webster, he was critical of his fellow
justices for upholding legislation that, in his opinion, contradicts
Roe, w hile still w riting that the 1973 decision rem ains
“undisturbed.’'
• .

ANTHONY KENNEDY
Service to Court: 4 years
Appointed by: Ronald Reagan
W ebster: M ajo rity Rust: M ajority
Kennedy has hinted that the Court
uphold the Pennsylvania statute at question in
Casey without having to overturn Roe, but he has
also said that he would have no problem
away with the historic decision. He voted with
Webster and Rust vs. Sullivan, a case that upheld regulations
prohibiting publicly funded health clinics from engaging in
abortion-related activities.
BYRON W H ITE
Service to Court: 3 0 years
Appointed by: John Kennedy
R o e : D is s e n t
W e b s te r: M a jo rity
Rust: M ajority
Throughout his tenure on the Court, White has
been more Conservative' in cases pertaining to
civil liberties than- JFK would have liked. That
includes abortion, where he was an original Roe dissenter and has
been a reliable vote to uphold state restrictions. Casey could be
the last case he presides over — he has reportedly not hired any
clerks for the 1992-93 term and might retire.

JOHN PAUL STEVENS
Service to Court: 1 ? years
Appointed by: Gerald Ford
W ebster: M ajo rity Rust: Dissent
Ford did n o t appoint S tevens w ith any
considerations of political ideology , but he would
be disappointed with the ju s tic e ’s decision
making during his tenure. Stevens is the most
liberal member o f the Court and is a strong supporter o f a
woman’s right to choose. With Harry Blackmun, he is the only
guaranteed vote to uphold Roe.
HARRY BLACKMUN
Service to C ourt: 2 2 years
Appointed by: Nixon
R o e: M a jo rity
W e b s te r: M a jo rity
Rust: Dissent
Blackmun is the only member o f the Roe
majority still on the Court today. Like White, the

president who appointed him had a different ideology in. mind—
Nixon would be disappointed in Blackmun’s liberal views toward
civil liberties. The author o f the Roe opinion, Blackmun is
saddened by the inevitable demise of his most famous work.

SANDRA D A Y O'CONNOR
Service to Court: 11 years
Appointed by: Reagan
W ebster: M ajority Rust: Dissent
O’Connor will most likely vote to uphold the
Pennsylvania statute, but her outlook toward
reversing Roe is more difficult to analyze. In her
concurring opinion in W ebster, she said she
favored abortion restrictions that do not pose an “undue burden”
on women, although she didn’t explicitly state what that meant.
She has strong feelings for both state’s rights and women’s issues,
and takes her role as the most revered woman in government very
seriously. She has said that the Court should not decide on Roe
until it is absolutely necessary.

D A V ID SOUTER
Service to Court: 2 years
Appointed by: George Bush
Rust: M ajority
Souter’s specific views toward the abortion
issue aren’t fully known. But as a Bush appointee,
he was assumed to vote conservatively, and he
has done so during his short tenure on the Court.
If truly undecided, could fall under the influence of Rehnquist —
he has concurred with the Chief Justice on most civil liberties
CLARENCE THOM AS
Service to Court: 9 months
Appointed by: Bush
Casey is the first case Thomas has presided
over as a m em ber o f the Court. D uring his
confirmation hearings, he told the Senate that he
has never discussed Roe — a highly unlikely
scenario, considering the nature of the issue and
the fact that Bush certainly would have wanted to
know his thoughts toward the case before appointing him.

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C ontinued from page 1.

Health, the court upheld state statutes requiring
parental notice prior to an abortion for an
unemancipated or unmarried minor.
•In 1991, the court, in Rust vs. Sullivan,
affirm ed the co n stitu tio n ality o f U.S.
Department o f H ealth and Human Services
regulations prohibiting publicly funded health
clinics from engaging in abortion counseling,
referral or other activities that advocate the
termination of a pregnancy.
The Court, whose 1991-92 term ends on July
2, is expected to stick to this pattern in Casey —
which is something the pro-choice movement in
Arizona conceded long ago.
“W e’re definitely not expecting any good
news,” said Martha Liefer, executive director of
Arizona Right to Choose. “I think we have
pretty much discussed what we’re going to do in
the wake of (an affirmation of the Pennsylvania
statute). Basically there!« going to be a fight on
three fronts: at the state level, in congress and
against the anti-choice stance.”
When the Court reverses Roe, abortion would
not automatically be illegal in the United States.
Instead, abortion laws in each state would revert
to what they were before 1973 — which results
in an interesting situation in Arizona.
Before Roe, Arizona law stated that a woman
who took m edication to subm itted to an
operation with intent to procure a miscarriage
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could be punished with a prison sentence as long
as five years. The penalty also applied to the
physician who administered the medication or
performed the operation.
When Roe was handed down, Arizona state
courts declared the law not enforceable — but it
was never repealed. If Roe were overturned, the
law could be enforced immediately, with no
action required by the state legislature.
“It is my understanding that the pre-Roe laws
th at are on th e books now w ould be
enforceable,” Nenninger said. “We’d expect that
Planned Parenthood would file lawsuits right
away and that they would be tied in the courts,
but the laws prior to 1973 would theoretically be
enforceable.”
Planned Parenthood has a financial stake in
the abortion decision. Its estimated 4,000 clinics
nationwide amass about $140 million annually
through Title X o f the Public Health Services
Act. Planned P arenthood o f C entral and
Northern Arizona received about $1.4 million in
public support in 1991, with $711,564 coming in
grants from government agencies.
B ut G loria F eld t, ex ecu tiv e d irecto r of
Planned Parenthood of Central and Northern
Arizona, called the issue one of “public policy”
and not of finances.
“I don’t think it really is a financial issue at
all,” Feldt said. “I feel that the issue should be in

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a perspective of public policy. What we have to
do is make it a mission to continue to provide
the full range of services we have.”
If the Court only upholds the Pennsylvania
statute, it is anticipated that a number of bills
sim ilar to it would be filed in the A rizona
legislature in 1993. Nenninger said his group
would also push to have an injunction on the
state’s parental consent law lifted.
And an interesting battle could be waged in
the state legislature, as the slight pro-choice
majority in both the Arizona House and Senate
will be challenged in the upcoming elections.
If the legislature gains a pro-life majority, it’s
possible it could attempt a measure banning
most abortions, but Gov. J. Fife Symington —
despite his pro-life position — would most likely
veto such a bill. But it is not known where
Sym ington w ould stand on issu es such as
waiting periods and state-written counseling.
But a most formidable threat to legal abortion
in the state could be in the Preborn C hild
Protection Amendment, a proposal presented by
the pro-choice group Arizonans for Common
Sense. The proposal, w hich needs 158,000
sig n atu res by July 2 for inclu sio n on the
November ballot, bans all abortions except those
to save the life of the mother, or for reported
cases of rape and incest.
But pro-choice advocates are not daunted —
Liefer said she believes two-thirds of Arizona’s

population favors a woman's right to choose,
and Feldt also expressed a positive outlook to
the future of legal abortion in the state.
“It could be a hell of a fight,” Feldt said, “but
I think those who desire to keep abortion safe
and legal in Arizona will prevail.”
If the proposed measure passes, it would go
into effect on Jan. 1,1993, but the state would be
preclu d ed from enforcing it if the federal
Freedom of Choice Act, which is basically Roe
in legislative form, passes in 1992.
At this time, it is possible that both the U.S.
House and Senate could pass the Freedom of
C hoice A ct, b u t P resid en t Bush is alm ost
guaranteed to veto it. When that happens, it is
doubtful that either chamber could compile the
two-thirds majority needed to override the veto.
Regardless of any choices that government
— at the fed eral or state level — m akes
concerning abortion, Stookey said that the
Supreme Court, as currently constituted, wants
to see those kinds of decisions out of its hands.
“I think the modem Court is leery of (the
judicial system) deciding on such rights, and
feels th at the courts should g et put o f it,”
Stookey said. “I think that is its interpretational
device for saying that it should overturn Roe —
that it’s is, in essence, legislation — not the
decision of a case or controversy. And the Court
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Thursday, June 8 5 ,199g________________________

B atm an re tu rn s in tim e to sav e su m m er
B y RICHARD RUELAS
S tate Press

B atm an R eturns
Starring: M ichael Keaton, D anny DeVito,
Christopher Walken, Michelle Pfieffer
Directed by Tim Burton

★ ★ ★ ★ 1/2
In the midst of a disappointing summer of
sequels, Batman Returns is a welcome change
o f pace.
The sequel is not a mere repeat of the origi­
nal, with The Penguin tossed in instead of the
Joker. This movie has a different tone than
Batman, including more humor, romance and
modem-day allusions.
Michael Keaton does a much better job at
playing the Caped Crusader, Close-ups of his
face, especially his eyes, reveal a tougher hero
than the confused, tormented Batman from three
years ago.
Criticism of the original centered on two
main points. One was the selection of Keaton to

play Batman, which shouldbe dispelled with the
sequel, the other was with the weak plot, a prob­
lem that presents itself here again.
Basically, Christopher Walken stars as Max
Shreck, a Gotham City mogul with plans on
gouging more money from the citizens of the
city with his new power plant. Bruce Wayne,
Batman’s alter-ego opposes the plan and con­
vinces the mayor to stop it. The Penguin, with
his own plans for destroying Gotham, becomes
a popular folk hero as he emerges from the
sewer and Shreck persuades him to run for
mayor.
Catwoman is bom of Selina, Shreck’s secre­
tary. She wants to destroy Batman and Shreck
and joins forces with The Penguin to do just
that.
But the plot becomes inconsequential in the
movie.
The audience is just waiting for the big'scene
where Keaton puts on the suit and beats up a lot
off bad guys with really cool gadgets.
Those really cool gadgets include a comput­
erized boomerang, or Batarang, and revamped

versions of the Batwing and Batmobile.
Danny DeVito puts in an excellent perfor­
mance as the lethal, umbrella-wielding Penguin,
giving him an edge of desperate revenge and
lust which carries through the movie.
M ichelle P fie ffe r is d ev astatin g as
Catwoman. She is the complete opposite of the
helpless, screaming Vikki Vale in the original
and Pfieffer plays the part with a good dose of
humor. Her scenes are laced with a sexual pres­
ence that could only have been increased with
the addition o f a baby-grand piano for her to
dance upon.
The main fault with the Catwoman character
is that her place in the movie is never really
determined. Her reasons for hating Shreck are
apparent, but her motive for fighting Batman is
not. Burton obviously wanted to explore the
rom ance betw een B atm an and C atw om an
whether it made sense in the movie or not.
This time around, Burton has given us a fun­
nier, more violent tour through Gotham. It
appears that this is the movie that all the comic
book fans were clamoring for instead o f the
introspective, dark original.

R itch S h yd n er talk s o f r ela tio n sh ip s, to u rin g , an d
th e d ays b efo re co m ed y w as o n ev ery ca b le c h a n n e l
W arner B ros.

By RICHARD RUELAS
S tate Press

In his 14 years as a stand-up comic, Ritch
Shydner has seen the comedy industry explode.
"T here’s comedy on the Home Shopping
Network now,” Shydner said calling from his
home in Los Angeles. “With all the cable shows
and talk shows, (his wife and he) saw nine dif­
ferent stand-ups on TV at the same time.”
Shydner feels like an old-timer comparing the
comedy scene in 1978 to now. “There’s just a
lot more comedians. And there's a level of des­
peration that moves up when you have any
amount of animals feeding on finite amount of
food. There’s only so many television shows
going to be given out. and with all these come­
dians expanding, they’re all looking towards
those few number of slots with more malice
towards their compadres.”
T he practice o f stealing another com ic’s
material, once regarded as the deadliest comedy
sin, is now commonplace, Shydner said. “It’s
amazing how you can put something out there
and see it get bopped all over the place.
“Like the L.A. police during the riots, the
comedy police are completely overwhelmed.
There’s just way too many looters.”
In the old days, “there was not as many
com edians, so you knew everybody. There
weren’t as many clubs, so you went back more
frequently.'’
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But as more clubs started opening up in
places other than New York and Los Angeles,
Shydner said work and tour schedules would
change with a phone call. “Literally I’d be at

one club working and...clubs would pop open.
They’d call up a club' where they knew there
was a comedian. T need to get some comedi­
ans.’ ‘Well, we got one here now.’ ‘See if he’s
doing next week.’”
These days, Shydner prefers sporadic stints
around the country. “It’s not like, ‘well I rented
this bus from Loretta Lynn and we’re going on
tour now.'”
Although he is “feeling it in my bones right
now,” Shydner said being on the road is a nec­
essary part of being a comedian. “I’ve got to
deal with that as part of my job sometimes.
“The guys that sit home and just go down to
the Improv in L.A. here and do 20 minutes two
or three times a night, don’t come up with any
material. You got to be out there churning it up
every night. You’re doing eight, ten shows a
week, an hour show, you come up with materi­
al.”
Shydner’s material centers mostly on person­
al relationships these days, a topic that engulfed
his routine about seven years ago. “I was talking
about death or religion, airplanes, rent-a-cars,
anything, depending on what mood I was in,
and that depended on a lot of different factors.”
Personal relationships contain a lot of poten­
tial joke material that is universal.. .almost. “It’s
not as universal as you might think.
“If you’re bitter about the opposite sex, don’t
come see my show. The people that think that
all women are bitches and all men are assholes,
they don’t find my show very good.”
B esides the com edy stage, S hydner has
appeared on TV shows, including, “Designing

M ic h a e l K e a to n re tu rn s a s th e C a p e d
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W om en,” “R o san n e” and “M a rrie d ...w ith
Children” where he played A1 Bundy’s best
friend. “The first year I did five episodes of a
guy named Luke Ventura. It was supposed to be
a regular character, but it didn’t happen.
Shydner plans on continuing stand-up even if
his proposed show for ABC comes through.
“I’ll do stand-up as long as I have the time and
something to say about it.”
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“I’ve never had anybody walk out and say,
‘man, he was funny, but he was just too clean.”'
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Thursday at 8:30 and Friday at 8:30 and 10:30.

‘Cloud N ine’ ex p lo res gen d er ro les w ith d ose o f hum or
By RICHARD RUELAS
S tate Press

The plot to C loud N ine, the C aryl
Churchill play being performed this week at the
Paul V. Galvin Playhouse, is confusing enough.
But matters are complicated further when, in the
second act, all the characters are played by dif­
ferent actors, wearing different costumes.
“I’ve never really been in this kind of a
play where you have no idea how the audience
is going to react,” said Michael Musa, who dons
a dress to play Betty in the first act. “The first
time I read it, I was kind of like, ‘Hmm...I’m
kind of lost here.’” .
M ichael Sullivan, who plays C live, a
colonial adm inistrator, in the first act, and
Edward, the young son of Betty, in the second
act, said, “it’s kind of tough switching styles
like that, but it’s definitely ;a good challenge for
an actor.”
Musa had to adjust to plgying a character
o f different gender. “It’s the first role that I’m

playing a woman. This is a com pletely new
experience.
Besides Musa playing a woman, a white
actor, Antonio Gueudinot, plays the black butler
Joshua without the aid of makeup. Furthermore,
the audience will have to keep straight the sexu­
al orientation of the characters.
Some are heterosexual, some are homo-

sexual and at least one has a fetish for dolls.
M ichael Sullivan, who plays C live, a
colonial administrator in the play’s setting of
Victorian British Africa, said it is all part of the
playwright’s great plan.
“Churchill’s plays compare realism with
surrealism. Our first act is extremely farcical
and the second act is naturalistic and she’s com­
paring the two, showing how much they’ve
changed but really how m ucli they haven’t
changed.
Musa said the comedy should lessen the
blow of the strong message sent out through the
play, “It could be almost like somebody's trying
to slap you in the face with (the message), and
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think tries to.
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they’re not harsh.”

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State Press

Thursday, June 2 5 ,1 9 9 2

From ’Dogs to Devils
A t the beginning o f the 20th century, Americas favorite pastim e had already
been established, b u t the collegiate circuit was just getting under way. In 1907,
the seeds o f a collegiate baseball program were sown in Tempe. It w ould grow
into one o f the m ost successful college program s in the nation.
just a club sport, but this was hot true,
with names like Coyotes, Jackrabbits,
and Sollenberger set out to disprove
Burros and Sky Raiders. A far cry from
that fallacy.
the Bruins, Bears, Wildcats and Trojans
“In my five years o f research I
of today.
n ever cam e across anything that
Today ASU fans remember former
referred to it as a club sport,” he said.
Sun Devil stars like Reggie Jackson, Sal
“It was alw ays called the varsity
Bando, Hubie Brooks and Barry Bonds.
baseball team.”
But in the early years players had more
Sollenberger said he found most of
colorful nam es like C edric “Soapy”
his information by tediously going
Austin, Wilbur “Skipper” Dick, Harold
through the state’s newspapers, that
“S choolboy” C lem ence and L ester
are stored on microfilm. This, he said,
“Truck” Dayton.
accounts for the five years it took him
And it was thè beginning of the most
to w rite the book, and it also
heated rivalry in the state — UofA vs.
determined the selling price,
ASU.
“When I first began selling the
All of this fascinating information,
book at hom e gam es at P ackard
and more, has been compiled by local
Stadium^ people asked me how long it
author and ASU alum nus Barry
Ladd K w iatkow ski and A rt M arquez in 1952. K w iatko w ski’s
took me write the book,” Sollenberger
Sollenberger in his book entitled Bulldog
.358 batting average w as th e team ’s best in ’51. He w ould go
said, adding the book’s $5 price is
Baseball: The First H a lf Century o f on to be “Ladm o” fo r 35 years on th e lo c a l c h ild re n show
“one dollar for every year it took to
Arizona State Baseball.
“W allace and Ladm o.”
write.”
.'I t took Sollenberger more than five
; The book is an interesting study, and not
years to research and w rite the book that also publishes and sells the modem day baseball
only in terms of the baseball history. It portrays
media guide for ASU.
chronicles an era forgotten by most.
“The book was a lot of fun to do because I’m a feelin g o f the tim es. T he m ost h isto ric
Sollenberger has written numerous books
outlining the history o f school sports, and he an alum nus and a b aseb all fan. I had the occurrences of the 20th century coincide with
said he wondered why the school’s baseball background in research. And I was always the history of ASU baseball.
1 The World Wars, the Depression, Arizona’s
history — prior to the hiring of coach Bobby pestered by players, who would come to the
W inkles in 1958 — has b asically gone present day games and wonder why no one statehood and the emergence of one of the most
knew about the era before Winkles. So I did prominent eras in ASU sports history are all
unnoticed.
related.
“I have always been puzzled why there was something about it.”
B ulldog B a seb a ll can be purchased by
One reason for the ignorance may lie in the
nothing said about the program before the
Bobby Winkles era,” said Sollenberger, who fact that many thought the baseball team was calling 955-3303.

By GREG SEXTON
S tate Press

In 1908, Henry Ford produced the first
Model-T automobile, and in 1907, although
Arizona had yet to be granted statehood, the
Tempe Normal School, a two-year college and
the predecessor to ASU, formed its baseball
team.
Back then the team was know n as the
Bulldogs, and, since there was no Pacific-10
Conference or NCAA, the team played in the
Salt River Interscholastic League.
The 'Dogs played against desert varmints

M em orable M om ents

hired
Bobby
in
1959. The
Sun Devils
w on three
national
cham pion­
ships under
in
1965, ’67 and
’69.

• In 1916, the Bulldogs opened an 11-game
schedule against the Arizona State Mental
Hospital and lost, 9-2.
• In 1928, during a midseason game with Crane
Commercial (a local commercial league club) the
game was called off by umpires in the third inning
because o f a fight in the stands. But the fans
would get even — they set the wooden seats on
fire and burned the place to the ground.
• O n April 1, 1928 the school’s student newspaper
(then called The Collegian) got into hot water for
writing an April Fools Day phony headline. It
said, Joe Sm ith Shoots S elf Over Blonde, claiming
that the star outfielder shot himself over a girl
named Mildred Phillips. “He shot himself through
the place where his brains should have been
located,” wrote The Collegian.

• A 1949 doubleheader with UofA was a classic,
in more ways than one. The Sun Devils scored six
runs in the last inning to tie the Wildcats at 9-9.
ASU pulled away to win 10-9. It earned Sun Devil
pitcher Wade Oliver the victory. Earlier, Oliver hit
UofA’s Clark Duncan in the temple and knocked
him out. In the second game o f the doubleheader
the Wildcats were steamed, and won 11-7, starting
a 29-game win streak that lasted until 1957.
• In the spring o f 1947, the Bulldogs became the
Sun Devils.
• In 1957, ASU lost three players on two
consecutive plays. Second baseman Ken Toney
and right fielder Phil Kemp collided chasing a pop
fly. Then shortstop D on Baniewicz suffered
lacerations and a broken nose sliding into second.
H e was carried off the field.

S aguaro S p o rts P u b lic a tio n s ph o to

Genesis of the rivalry
By GREG SEXTON
S tate Press

In 1907, the beginning of the most heated
and contested rivalry in Arizona history began
to simmer. And now, more that eight decades
later, it is at a full boil.
■'
The UofA and the Bulldogs, later to be Sun
Devils, would clash many times in the first
half of this century and, as the record shows, it
hasn’t been easy — to be an ASU fan.
Betw een 1907 and 1958, the W ildcats
compiled a 117-23 mark against the Tempe
school. In 1918, the ’Dogs won a 5-3 contest
that evened the series at 10 each. The gap
would never get closer.
During one brutal stretch after World War H,

the Wildcats beat the Arizona State College 29
times in a row.
On March 14, 1937, the Wildcats won 10-6.
P itching fo r the ’D ogs was ace H arold
“Schoolboy” Clemence, who in the fourth
inning was informed that his mother had died.
According to the State Press, “He stayed on
the mound in a courageous attempt to beat the
‘Cats.”
Barry S ollenberger, au thor o f B ulldog
Baseball, said that although the rivalry has
been going for the full eighty years, it really
didn’t become heated until ASU hired famed
coach Bobby W inkles in 1959.
“It was such a m ism atch,” Sollenberger
said. "That rivalry w as.’’

For th e second yesr ln s row , th is 1949 ASU d u b b eet th e W ildcats, 10-9, in 12 Innings.
The victo ry ended n early a decade o f fu tility .

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feet, U niversity/Price. W asher/dryer,
refrigerator, ceiling fans. No qualify­
ing, assum able loan, take over pay^
ments. 894—4622.

Buy

of the WeekRTC Repo

Papago Park T H , 2 m aster
suites + loft, $79,500.

Bob Bullock
Realty Executives
_________ 998 -2 9 9 2

GREAT FOR students, 2 townhouses
available for fall, both 2 bedroom, 2
bath, assum able, no qualify, sale or
lease. Call Kay or Lynn at Prudential
893-8800.
GREAT INVESTMENT. 2 bedroom
townhouse near campus, adjacent golf
course, tennis, community pool, shop­
ping, $42,000.00. Call Steve 786-3874.

FANTASY FUTONS

FLOW PRICESJE
ON AU
QUALITIES

N O C R E D IT ?

SOFAS «LOUNGES
CHAIRS & OTTOMANS
COVERS «MATTRESSES
TABLES «ETC.

NEED W HEELS?

STUDENT DISCOUNTS

Y E S !"

(NE com er of Southern & M esa Dr.)

M
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YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD HERE
4 8 6 -3 3 Both Floppies, 120
m eg, 4 m eg R A M , T o w e r
Case, SVGA Monitor $1595
3 8 6 -3 3 Both F loppies, 85
m eg , 4 m eg R A M , T o w e r
Case, SVGA Monitor $1195
Many Other Specials

COMPUTER DIVISIONS
INC
966-6513
230-1675
Tempe

Phoenix

Rare Lion • 968-6074

967-8203
Tempe

2 JAMES Taylor tickets, excellent seats,
$25 each / o r best o ffer. C all Linda
921-8768.

• 1 BED $365 *As^at30Ut our 3 bedroom
•2 BED $500
Apache Terrace
1123 E. A pache <’ * £ « *

968-6383

TO W HO M ES/
C O N D O S FOR SALE

AUTOMOBILES

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE
LA R A D A 'S ARM Y Surplus has all
yo u r cam ping needs- inexpensively.
A lso more w eird stu ff than you can
im agine. 7 64 W est M ain, M esa
834-7047.
SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER Refilling
Station at 1/2 price, Sorbie, Nexxus, etc.
G room ing H um ans H a ir S tu d io '
966-5462.

SU N G L A SSE S

TIREP OF THE DORM?

R a y -B a n s , S e r e n g e t i,
V u arn e t. 5 0 % to 6 0 %
o f f re ta il. N e w w it h
w arran ty.

FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
THROWING AW AY
YOUR RENT MONEY?
: Call th e

M O T O R C Y C L |g _ _
'87 KAWASAKI Ninja 250. Black/red
w ith red Shoei helm et, $12O0/offer.
969-7435.; » ' - ;'/.•••
.
HELP! MY scooter was stolen and re­
turned. Now it needs minor work. Will­
ing to sell cheap! 491-4352.

BICYCLES
SCHWINNS, OTHER top brands; re­
conditioned, most under $75.00; will
buy b ikes; c ash B rian 350-9320,
225-7550.
BUY IT, sell it, find it, tell it — only in
die State Press Classifieds! Call965*6731
or drop by our office in the Matthews
Center basement! Classifieds really work!

BICYCLES
8 various bicycles for sale.
Cruisers, 10 speeds, mens
& womens. N o reason­
able offer refused.
‘ 9 6 8 -4 X 1 S

2 5 1 -6 6 6 6

.

ASU CONDO
SPECIALIST
'àfidi

ADVANTAGE QF OWNING
instead o f renting.

m

Anew tun IBiBS
1046 E. Lemon St.
Tem pe • 894-5128

HELP WANTEDGENERAL
ACCOUNTING
Student, 2nd or 3rd year accounting
student needed to help setup computer­
ized accounting system on IBM Peach­
tree software for national educational
non-profit travel organization. Volun­
teer in exchange for substantial, resumequality work experience plus travel dis­
counts. Call Robert at KPMZ Peat Mar­
wick 250^8180 c*t,321.
A D M IN IST R A T IV E ' A SSISTA N T
needed pari time. W ordPerfect 5.1 a
must. Phones, clerical, assist with sched­
uling and administrative process. Cover
Tetter, resume and references to Pat McW hortor, ASA, 511 W est University,
#4, Tempe, Arizona 85281.

GUYS &
GALS
G reat W estern
Screen D oor Co.
n o w h irin g .
■$15/hr. guaranteed
plus bonus.
■M-F 3-8pm
■Sat & Sun 10-7pm
S e ttin g a p p o in tm e n ts ,
d o o r t o d o o r fo r s o la r
s c re e n s .

483-3333
or

1-800-535-6619
R E/M AX E x ca lib u r Realty

■ '''■ ■ ■ l l i i l l l ■

C a ll

278-6188
■

Call for
appointment

86 MAZDA RX-7 GXL, excellent con­
dition, m ust see, below low book at
$5300.00. 241-7544

921-8956
Mon-Fri

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

RECYCLE FOR $$$
Sell your books for cash (no textbooks,
please) or get trade credit towards the
purchase o f a n y th in g in the sto re.
Choose from 3 floors of new apd used
books, posters, music, etc. Call ahead
for buying hours. Browsers welcome.
Changing Hands Bookstore, 414 Mill
Avenue, 966-0203.

F U R N fiU R |_ _ 4!_

MOVING SALE
26" color stereo TV $150, king size bed
hardly used $200, credenza $250, desk
450, d re sse r $50, m iscellan eo u s
prints,/offer. 968-0074,966-7922.
BUY IT, tell it, find it, sell if - only in
the State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731
today for rates and information!

■

$400-$600 PER WEEK

'83 PONTIAC 12009, 52,000 m iles,
great gas milage, new tires, good tor
tenor, $800, 945-7292.
:

10am-noon ONLY

C ornerstone Mall
Near ASU
Positions Available
$5a per hr Guaranteed

BOOKS

FOR SALE: couch, chair, brown earth
tones $75. Call 829-3872.

CARY GREENACRE

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

TICKETS

1 block from campus

TO W HO M ES/
C O N D O S FOR SALE

BUDGET TRAVEL
•Student flights
•Eurail passes
•Hostel cards
•Int. student ID's
•Travel equipment
•Lots more!

921 South Mill Ave. Tempo Center

1025 East O range

CALL US TODAY

2 blocks west of
Dobson

LOW EST PRICES

JEWELRY of all kinds,
Including gold, sterling,
gents, pearls, antiques, etc.

Q uiet Living
N ear ASU C am pus

2126 W. Main, Mesa

964-9044

COMPUTERS

ALWAYS BUYING

A ll Utilities Inclua ed

I n t e r n a t io n a l
A u t o S a le s

CASH FOR gold, diamonds. Mill Ave­
nue Jewelers, 414 South Mill, Suite 101,
Tempe. 968-5967.

Furnished or Unfurn.ished

We like to say

ON E W AY Phoenix to C hicago, any
day after 6/28, fem ale or m ale $65,
Bonnie 968-0272.

FREE DELIVERY!
450 E. SOUTHERN AV., MESA

JEWELRY

La
C rese ¡nía
Students, Adults & Families

B A D C R E D IT ?
BANKRUPTCY?

APARTMENTS

APARTMENTS

NEED CASH?
I buy ears/trucks/motorcycles, running
or not. Voice mail pager: 226-4703.

TRAVEL

•W eekly Pay
•C ash Bonuses
•Flexible Schedules
•E vening & Saturdays
• Referral Bonuses
•M odern O ffice

Get out o f the Heat
Midwest Publishing, Inc.
Call Mr. Jensen

9 6 8 -4 4 5 7

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Thursday, Jun« 25

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

HELP WANTEDGENERAL

HELP WANTEDGENERAL
ASSISTANT MANAGER for large
Tempe property. Prefer computer ex­
perience & good office skills. Please
apply in person at: 1255 East University
Drive.
ATTENTION: WAREHOUSE/ manu­
facturers rep wanted for small Tempe
business. $7/hour plus benefits, hours
flexible. Tim 820-8408.
BARTENDER WANTED for dean fun
neighborhood bar. Sports knowledge a
must $8-$12 per hour 24-32 hours per
Week. Apply: The Woodshed 1 ,19 West
Baseline, 2pm-4pm only.
HIGHLY COMPUTER-LITERATE re­
search assistant. Opinion research. So­
c ia l S c ie n c e back g ro u n d preferred ,
long-term career potential. Also hiring
telephone interviewers, part time even­
ing and weekends. Flexible scheduling.
Absolutely no sales. 967-4441.

ALASKA SUMMER
EMPLOYMENT -Fisheries.

MODELS
Print & TV for gals A guys. Experience
not necessary. Part-time OK. En Avant
A gency 8 3 9 -1 9 6 9 , 4500 South
Lakeshore Drive, Tempe.

SIM PLY U N BELIEVABLE! JLG is
seeking quality appointm ent setters.
Èam $4-12 per hour depending on per­
formance. Do not call unless you can
work 8:30am-2pm or 2pm-7:30pm, 6
days a week. Immediate employment.
You will work 30 hours/week in a plush
office. M otivation and confidence a
m u st Earn money this week. Call 24
hours, ask for Patrick, 967-7866.

NOW HIRING at C o rnerstone Mall.
W eekly pay $5.50/ hour guaranteed.
Call 968-4457.

r
V.

State Press
Classifieds
work.

965-6731

PART TIME receptionist, work every
other week about 40 hours a month.
Close to campus. Call 731-9776.
PU BLIC AFFAIRS D irector. C oor­
dinate events, gather and summarize
complex inform ation, dissem inate to
media, assist D irector. W ordPerfect,
desktop publishing preferred. Cover let­
ter, resume and references to Pat McW hortor, ASA, 5 11. W est University,
#4, Tempe, Arizona 85281.

Earn $ 5,000+ / month, Free
tra n s p o rta tio n ! R oom
&
Board! Over 8,000 openings.
No experience necessary.
Male or Female. For employ,
ment program call Student
Employment Services at
1-906-545-4155 e x t 9069.

SECRETARIAL & telemarketing op­
portunities for experienced people. Pre­
fers actors/models. Photopro Photog­
raphy. 263-0307.

MARKETING ANALYST- develop &
implement marketing program for man­
agement consulting Arm. Computer ex­
perience helpful. Part time $8+/hour.
Send resume to: 2659 West Guadalupe
#D104; Mesa 85202.
GET PERSONAL! State Press Classifieds.

Mon-Sun, Up to 40/Hrs Wk
5:15 A M -2:00 PM
OR
2:15 P M -11:00 PM

needed for im m ediate part tim e em ­
ploym ent. A pply in person Tuesday
through Sunday, 5pm to 10pm, Chopandaz, Southeast comer o f Scottsdale
Road & McKelleps.

Please call to schedule

Starts at $5.°°/Hr., long term
commitment.

appt. or apply in person.

MUST WORK SATURDAYS

PETS

Rio Salado Bank Bldg.
1400 E. Southern #940
Tempe (W. of McClintock)

Call for Appointment

8 3 8 -8 4 0 5

ADORABLE WRINKLY Chinese SharPei puppies for sale. $50-$ 100. Call
756-0716.

8 3 8 -8 4 0 5
E q u a l O p p o rtu n ity E m p lo y e r
N ot A n A g e n cy
N e v e r a Fee
M /F /V /H

Not An Agency
Never A Fee
Equal Opportunity Employer
M/F/V/H

FEMALE COLOMBIAN red tail boa
constrictor, 6 feet long, with beautiful
markings, cage. 967-5542.

HELP WANTEDSALES

HELP WANTEDSALES

SVC( ".orner of
Baseline & Mill
831-W OOD

\\Y Cot n r of
Dobson & University
844-SH ED

HELP WANTEDSALES

MCI Services

BIG M ONEY!
T h anks to o u r em ployees, w e are th e n atio n ’s lead in g
te le m a rk e tin g firm , an d w e m ake sure w e rew ard success.

3-7pm. M-Th

sir, s, 4Fo,esi

K elvin C o le

M ark H ernandez

C h ristin e Glaw e

“1 started a t M CI Services 11
m onths ago. Including incen­
tives, ( averaged $ i 7.05 / hour in
November and December. I enjoy
th e professional atm osphere,
and the fact that there is a lot of
employee involvement. You can
set goals fo r yourself and with
the positive attitude of the em­
ployees, it is easy to reach them /’

”1 cam e to MCI Services las t
November ori a part-tim e basis.
M y average ho urly w age is
$17.31 /h o u r Including incen­
tives. A great benefit package is
available - even for part-tim ers it includes medical, dental, vision
and Ufe insurance plus I I paid
holidays and 10 vacation days/'

FREE LOST/FOUND

C itibank Building. 13th Floor
3 3 0 0 N . C entral, in Phoenix (Located on the
southw est corner o f C entral and Osborn)
An fqiM i Opportunity Employer • No Phone Ceti*. Please

994-O O S9

966-6691

LOST BLACK Speedo kick board &
goggles, S aturday 6/13. Please call
921-0936.

$12 per month
plus $50 one­
time member­
ship fee.

DOZEN RED long stem roses delivered
$20.00. Also balloons, singing deliv­
eries. After Hours Flowers 894-3419.

M a r k e t in g I n c .

ASU GRADUATE will professionally
type your reports, term papers, etc.
R ush jo b s no problem . T heresa
924-1976.
C REA TIV E TY PIN G , term papers,
resum es, essays, la se r p rin ter, re a ­
sonable rates, fast turnaround. Pat,
897-1741.

RESUMES from $ 1 5
High Success Rate
Layout & D esign- Same Day
Reports, Graphics, Laser Printing

STEVEN CONGRATULATIONS on
your new job. I knew you could do it.
Love your Honey. ,
X IA O TU ER W ISH ES Pusagege a
Happy Father's D ay! (Belated but sin­
cere).

ADO PTIO N
A WIFE, who was adopted herself as a
baby, and her loving husband, are long­
ing to become parents. W e will give
your baby a full-time devoted mother
whose love is overflowing for a child.
We are financially secure, and ¿an pro­
vide your child with everything it could
possibly ever need or want. Please call
us anytime, David and Stacey: 1-800-

669-05*5
FINANCIALLY SECURE infertile cou­
ple seeks baby to share m idw estern
Christian home. 1(800)484-1017, after
beep (2398).

OPEN ADOPTION
We are looking for an open, long-term
relationship with our child's birth par­
entis). We are state certified and have
adoption counseling and education. We
have many years of love and friendship
that we wish to share with a child. Call
collect! M ark or Cheryl at (602)7590173 or our adoption counselor Vivian
(602)248-0416.
PLEA SE LET us h e lp you. W e are
searching for a newborn baby to cherish
and adopt. Financially secure California
couple* h a ppily m arried 11 years,
promise your baby a lifetime of happi­
ness. Expenses paid, legal. Call Leslie
and Dan collect (408)294-2229.
YOUNG, HAPPIÇY m arried, finan­
cially secure, childless couple looking
for infant to adopt. Help us give love
and happiness to a child and we can help
you th ro u g h a d iffic u lt tim e . C all
1(800)374-4453.

Let me help you get back on trade. I
am a Licensed CPA wut tevenl ¡ran
of experience dealing with the IRS
-Afo chargefor initialconsultation.-

Thomas B.Yopst, CPA
«afcCaJtetal
I

<^£.axe,taxLciL
2201 S. McClintock #3
N ear A SU
9 67-0907

EDITING/TYPING
Research papers. Reports. Manuscripts.
Dissertations. Resumes. Letters. Com­
puterized. Experienced editor. Accurate. Jim. 945-6793.
FO R M ER ASU E ng lish in stru c to r.
W ord processing, editing, proofread­
ing, tutoring available for all class pa­
pers. Susan 897-1822.

SINGLE GUY looking for single girl.
Call Rick at 545-7508 weekday after­
noons and leave message.

WORD PROCESSING, secretarial serv­
ices. 23 years experience. Student dis­
counts. Southwest corner, M iller and
Chaparral. 994-8145.
W ORD PROCESSIN G - Laser print,
spelling/grammar check, $2 per page.
945-1551.
.f.

C4R5TENINSTITUTE

OF HAIR AND BEAUTY
All Work Performed By Students Under
Supervision of Licensed Instructors

HAIRCUT & BLOWDRY.........$6.00
MANICURE...........................$6.00
HIGHLIGHTS............ $17.00 & Up
PERMANENT............ .$20.00 & Up

4 9 1 -0 4 4 9
3 3 4 5 S. Rur a l Rd., T e m p e

PAPERS TYPED
$3“ PAGE
OR

$15“ HOUR

Preparation o f
D ocum ents for
Presentation $10“®

H

TYPING /W O R D
PROCESSING

Interview Counseling ■ 2 4 h o u r
& Career ■
Testing
ting I| SERVICE
available
e n u

$ 1.25 AND up. Professional word pro­
cessor for papers/resumes. Laser. Rush
jobs accepted. Caroline 892-7022.

^i/i/xLts. <¿/^s.i.urní

1-DAY TURNAROUND- for most pa­
pers- Typing. Reasonable. Close/ASU.
L aser. F a c u lty /S tu d e n ts. D iane
966-5693.

2121 S. Mill Avenue
Suite 206 M
Tempe, AZ. 85282

(602) 966-9211

Sheri P atrick - 961-1411
F reelan ce Sec’y . S ervices
D esktop P u blish in g
T srm P apers/N ew sletters
R esum es/G raphics
Laser P rin tin g
N o tary P u b lic
1 D ay Server D ays W ssk
D iscou nt S tu d en t P rices

A CCU R A TE, EX PER IEN C ED typing/word processing. WPS.S. Reports,
resu m es, c h arts g ra p h s / L aura
820-0305.

ONE PAGE RESUME
PACKAGE
In clu d es:
•Original Resume Composition
, •Cover Letter (Basic Format)
•Follow up Letter (Basic Format)
♦10 Copies of Resume & Cover
Letter
•5 Copies of Follow up Letter sent
to Interviewer
' *10 Envelopes Addressed to
Companies

J N g R U C T |0 ^ _ _ _
LEARN TO fly! Private through com­
mercial. Peter Schnur and Steve Barlow, C F I 1. All instruction $ 15/hour.
957-1442.

TUTORS
MATH 210. Electrical engineer with 9
sememsters' experience. Guaranteed A
o r B w ith my p ro g ram / C all M ark
345-7616, leave message.
N A T IV E SP A N ISH speaking tu to r
wanted to teach conversational Spanish
to Phoenix businessm an. P lease call
Julie at 278-3001, Monday through Fri?
day 8:30am to 5pm.
FIND IT in the State Press Classifieds. Call
965-6731 now!

$35“

üM
zíu n zé
(602) 966-9211
2121 S. Mill Avenue
Suite 206 M
Tempe, AZ. 85282

SERVICES
T im e is

SOFT sun ig Touch less
v iv r i wUU

W e h a ve p a rt-tim e p o s itio n s a v a ila b le to w o rk 3i45-8:45pm, M on day-Frlday.

MCI Services

ASU AREA typing, word processing,
editing, and transcription. Call anytime
for fast service 966-2186

b ik in i

T h o r b e c k e 's G ym

N eed paym ent
- arrangem ents?
O u tstanding Levy
N otices?
H aven't file d in years?

*1 came to MCI Services 2 years
ago w ith no previous sales expe­
rience. W ith my dedication and
development from my supervi­
sor. I averaged $14.25 / hour,
including incentives during No­
vem ber and Decem ber. MCI
Services has provided a better
lifestyle for me and I am grateful
to them.”

TYPING /W O R D
PROCESSING

BREWPUB

SERVICES

Apply

backs,

lines, legs, arms, facial
hairs. Affordable prices.

Bud. Bud Light

Just listen to w h a t som e o f o u r asso ciates have to say!

W ALK-IN INTERVIEW S
S aturday, lume 2 7 , 9 am -3 p m L •
M on day-Frlday, June 2 9 -July S , 9am -5 pm

Bankruptcy, name change, incorpora­
tion, & child support modifications. All
documents prepared by Paralegals. Con­
sumer Legal Inc. 954-6511.

10c WINGS
DRAFTS 70c

BANDERSNATCH

WAITER/WAITRESS

•Have own transportation
•Well groomed
•Reliable & detail oriented

min. 20 wpm and have prior

DIVORCE

WOODSHED I] WOODSHED II]

Hiring immediately 6-8 individuals for
our Tem pe office, full or part-tim e.
Flexible hours. Perfect for students. $8$10 per hour. Call 921-8282.

HELP WANTEDF ^ D J ¡R V ¡ C |_ =

REQUIREMENTS:

customer service experience.

60 «/. pitchers «I licer
4-~ M l
I lie B est in S p o r ts V ie w in g

SPORTS MINDED

ATTENTION BUSINESS and C om ­
munications majors! Tempe based pro­
motional advertising firm has summer
employment opportunities. We offer a
guaranteed hourly wage plus commis­
sions and bonuses. Hours vary. Great
experience! C all 921-7755 M onday
through Friday, l-4pm.

Work Every Day!

Soda Pop.

20-30 hours per week. Type

$ 4 .2 5

HELP WANTEDSALES

$4.3Q/HR + .20« PER MILE
Stock Grocery Stores with

CUSTOMER SERVICE
REPRESENTATIVES

BANKRUPTCYDivorce- starting from $50. Evening
and weekend appointments available.
839-5961.

All day Sat & Sun

THE STATE Press advertising depart­
ment is now hiring student advertising
sales representatives to create design
and sell advertising and marketing cam­
paigns to local retail businesses. If you
would like to gain excellent experience
that will make your resume shine call
me today. You need to have a vehicle
and be in school at least through De­
cem ber 1993. If you thrive on chaos,
are creative, dependable and competi• tive, please call Jackie Eldridge today at
965-6555.

GROCERY/
MERCHANDISING

SERVICES

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

V

^ A u to m atic
* J e t W ash
S la s i "i O n ly $ 2 .0 0

Apache &
Terrace

Spot Free Rinse
Open 24 Hours

running out...
Place your
dassffiedad
now!
State Press

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(Good on scheduled appointments june 29~jJ | H j
This exam ination n orm ally costs S I 0 0 -S 1 5 0 . 1 w ill include an o rtho ped ic test, a neurological test, a spinal a lig n m e n t check, an
exam ination fo r restricted o r excess m o tio n in th e spine, x-ray and a private consultation to discuss th e results.

MANY PEOPLE EXPERIENCE RESULTS THROUGH CHIROPRACTIC W /O DRUGS OR SURGERY.
•Allergies
•Neck and Back Pain
•Pregnancy Pains
•Asthma
•Painful joints

•Ear Infections
•Disc Problems
•Sinus Trouble
•Stomach Disorders
*Arm/Leg/Shoulder Pains

•Menstrual Problems
•Headaches/Migrai nes
•Scoliosis
•Learning Disorders
•Numbness

O’NEAL CHIROPRACTIC
Dr. Richard L. O'Neal, Palmer Graduate
We accept ASU Our
office is
designed to
keep waiting to
an absolute
minimum!

491-1242

CELEBRATING 12 YRS.
OF PRACTICE

1070 E. Baseline Rd., Tempe

Team Physician
Sport and
Fitness Council
W orld O lym pic
C hiropractic
C om m ittee