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©Copyright, State Press, 1992 Tempe, Arizona

Vol. 75 No. 103

Arizona State University’s Morning Daily

Thursday, March 5,1992

Students

Exercising the right

candidates

Michelle Conway/State Press

ASU students wait in line to vote in the ASASU 1992 elections Wednesday. Voting continues through today.

By CAROL ANN HANSEN and MARGO GILLMAN
State Press
About 40 students attended the last forum of the 1992
Associated Students of ASU election season, marred this
year by indifference and scandal.
While the candidates stressed the importance of combating
student apathy and communication, several passers-by said
the speeches were nothing but rhetoric.
“When I look up there I see a lot of people trying to play
some kind of role —something they aren’t,” said Eddie Britt,
a senior construction engineering major.
Britt, who did not attend the forum, said he is unimpressed
with this year’s pool of candidates and has no intention of
voting in tiie election.
“Right now they are saying what people want to hear.
When they get into office it’s a different story,” he said,
adding that most of the candidates are only interested in
building their resumes.
Nichet Smith, a junior pre-justice student, said she would
listen to the candidate’s forum “when we get a president who
does what he says he’s going to do.
“I’ve listened before and it all sounds the same,” Smith
said, “There hasn’t been a change on this campus in the past
six years.”
While most candidates usedtheir allotted time to reiterate
their platforms, presidential candidate Alex Bouzari
defended himself against the scandal surrounding his
Turn to Forum, page 12.

ASU officials brace for
possible 2% budget cut
By CHAO REDWING
State Prase
University officials are preparing for a
2 percent midyear budget revertment,
despite continued disagreement between
state legislators and Gov. Fife Symington
Over a fiscal plan.
“We really felt that we needed to take
some action right now. We couldn’t afford to
just sit idly by,” said Ben Forsyth, interim
vice president of Student Affairs.
ASU President Lattie Coor distributed
letters to all vice presidents late Monday
outlining what budget cuts each area of the
University will most likely face if in fact a
2 percent midyear revertment is enacted,
and why the cuts were necessary .
’’Obviously, the longer you wait the
harder it is to do,” Forsyth said. “So it’s
now getting to be March, and that leav e
only four more months in the fiscal year.”
All functions of the- University are
affected by the midyear revertment and
include Academic and Student affairs,
research and University Relations.
Milton Glick, senior vice president and
provost for Academic Affairs, said, “All we
are doing is trying to give people numbers
that we think they better start planning,
kind of best case.”
All divisions of the University will face a
3.31 percent m idyear cut, excluding

instructional programs, which will face a
1 percent budget revertment.
“Conceptually, it was done so that the
instructional programs were things that we
wanted to protect, and we felt that they
should only bear a 1 percent cut;” Forsyth
said.
According to Jim Sliwicki, assistant
director of Fiscal Planning and Budget
Analysis, “What that did was bump the
other vice presidents’ targets from what
would have been a 2 percent revertment to
3.31 percent.”

Henri Cohen/State Press

Three Saturday. Night Live actresses perform a skit poking fun at the Tri-Delta sorori­
ty. The photo was taken from a television screen.

S e e related story,
p age 7.

‘S a t u r d a y N i g h t L i v e ’ s k i t

But Sliwicki added that some areas of
Academic Affairs will face more drastic
cuts than l percent..
Sliwicki said academ ic scheduling,
policies and procedures development and
computing services “were not spared.”
“They are going to be hit with some
amount, the same as everyone else, at least
for target purposes,” he said.
Forsyth said inequitable cuts were
imposed to include a compensation for
overhead costs, and to protect instructional
programs.

s tirs u p s o r o r ity r e a c tio n
By RICHARD RUELAS
State Press
The Delta Delta Delta sorority really
likes the way they are portrayed in a
running skit on the NBC television show
Saturday Night Live — Not!
“I really didn’t think it was that
funny,” said Paula Turner, executive
director for the national chapter, about
the hit which has appeared twice on the

show.
Turner said the skit is “what Saturday
Night Live is known for. It is a satirical
portrayal of what they view sorority life
to be like.
“Naturally, it was not a very flattering
portrayal, but if that’s their satirical
view of it, then they have rights under the
Constitution to be able to do that,” she
Turn to Tri-Delta, page 12.

Turn to Budget cuts, page 12.

T o d a y ’s w e a th e r : M o s tly

In fectio n
p rotection :

C ultural d iv ersity
o n TV:

T he University is protecting
itself against the computer
virus Michaeiangeio, which is
due to strike March 6.

About 25 ASU administrators
including Leonard Gordon,
chairman o f the GET,
participated in a televised
cultural diversity workshop.

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s u n n y w it h a f t e r n o o n w in d s
5 t o 1 0 m p h . H ig h in t h e
lo w e r 7 0 s .

G o D evils!
T he ASU basketball team takes
on Stanford at 7 p.m. tonight at
theU A C .

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D iversity
By SONDRA ROBERTO
State Prate
A recent federal challenge to the role of
college accrediting agencies in setting
cultural diversity standards could diminish
the accountability of ASU to its accreditor,
education officials said Wednesday.
ASU officials have already begun
preparing for an accreditation review by the
North Central Association of Colleges and
Secondary Schools that will take place next
year.
But a conflict between the Department of
E d u c a tio n an d the M iddle S ta te s
Association accrediting agency has led
North Central officials to reevaluate its own
cultural diversity standards recommended
to ASU and other universities.
Accrediting agencies review the caliber of
university programs and policies to assure
compliance with the standards each
u n i v e r s i t y p r o f e s s e s to u p h o ld .
Accreditation is necessary for universities
to receive state and federal financial aid for
students.
In turn, the Department of Education

m ust san ctio n the policies of the
accreditors.
In October, the Department refused to
extend recognition of Middle States after the
agency deferred accreditation of two
eastern universities. Hie agency said the
universities fell below par in the recruiting
and retaining of minority students and
faculty.
In December, Middle States achieved
recognition by altering its policy to allow
the universities to set their own cultural
diversity requirements.
“Although (Middle States) said they just
interpreted and clarified what they were
doing all along, they did in fact change a
lot,’' said Patricia Thrash, executive
director of North Central.
“We and a lot of other accrediting
agencies are truly concerned about the way
the D e p artm en t of E d u catio n and
(Secretary of Education) Lamar Alexander
reacted,” she said. “You never know what
comes next with them — they’ve appointed
some very conservative people.”
Alexander said before an advisory
committee in November that universities

should set their own cultural diversity
requirements.
Thrash said her agency does not intend to
halt recommendations to its universities
that address anti-diScrimination and
cultural diversity measures.
But she added that unlike Middle States,
North Central would not defer accreditation
if it found unsatisfactory programs.
“We ask the institute to evaluate what it’s
doing for itself, then we go in, lode at what
they did, and essentially offer advice,” she
said.
The Department of Education will review
North Central in May. Thrash said
members of the Department’s staff have
already visited the agency and have not
voiced disapproval.
But Thrash added that “anytime the
words equity and diversity appear, we’re
getting questioned about it.”
“I don’t know why these words are just so
inflammatory,” she said.
ASU Graduate College Dean Brian Foster
is coordinating a self-study of ASU to
prepare for the University’s accreditation
review.

“The university has really strongly
articulated and made a good-faith effort to
be responsive to its constituents, including
minority constituents, and I think that is
what North Central will lode for,” Foster
said.
Cultural diversity is a “fundamental
i s s u e ’' t h a t m a k e s a d v ic e fro m
accreditation agencies appropriate.
Leonard Gordon, chairman of the Campus
Environment Team and Associated Dean of
Liberal Arts, said North Central has
inquired about minority programs at ASU
for the past two decades.
“ North Central is a very ' powerful
association that includes schools like
Michigan and Chicago,” Gordon said. “I
have a feeling (the Departm ent of
Education) wouldn’t want to tangle with the
NCÀ, a long respected accrediting agency.”
Gordon added that the Department
“ought to be very careful about not getting
too deeply involved in the (higher
education) system, and I think they are
edging toward that in cultural diversity.
“I don’t know if they’ve actually crossed
the line, but they are heading toward the
line,” he said.

Today
Meetings
closed meeting, noon, Newman
Center on College Avenue and University Drive.
•M asters o f C o u n selin g Student A sso ciatio n : speaker
Jack Trimpey of Rational Recovery, noon, MU Ventana
Room.
•Alcoholic« Anonym ous:

•University

Lib raries,

Facu lty D evelopm ent & IRM:

lecture by Dr. Chuck McClure, “Information Literacy in the
Academic Networked Environment,” 3:30 p.m., Agriculture
250.
•W om en’s Studies: film, “Women of the World: Love,
Marriage & Family,” noon, BAC 211; celebration of ethnic
women in the arts, “The House on Mango Street,” 7:30
p.m., Mitchell School, 900 S. Mitchell Drive, Tempe.

•M UAB Film Com m ittee: “Thelma & Louise,” 6:30 & 9
p.m., MU Cinema, lower level, $1.
•CM A lph a C h ristian Fellow ship: Bible study, all welcome,
noon, MU Gila Room.
•M UAB Entertainm ent: performance by Wise Monkey
Orchestra, 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., MU Programming Lounge.
•ASA: meeting, 3:30 p.m., MU Pinal Room 215.
• A m erican M a rketin g A s s o c ia tio n : sports event:
Volleyball challenge, 3 p.m., Kiwanis Park.
•Gun D evils: meeting and video, 12:25 p.m., MU Santa
Cruz Room.
•Cam pus R epublicans: House majority leader Mark Killian
speaks about radical environmentalism, all welcome, 3
p.m., MU Yuma Room.
•Rho E p silo n Real Estate A sso ciatio n : Arizona Sen.

Armondo Ruiz discusses real estate topics, 5:30 p.m., BA
296.

C o r r e c tio n
In the March 3 State Press front page story about the
bill in the state Senate regarding the regents, the auditor
general’s report was produced while the board Was
searching for a UofA president.
In the opinion column on the ASASU election scandal
in the March 4 State Press, it was incorrectly stated that
Hector Pazos filed a ASASU Supreme Court petition
against Election Coordinator Amy Olson prior to her
meeting with Alex Bouzari, The petition was filed on
Marchs.

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Doctor convicted o f fraud, perjury
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) — A federal jury Wednesday
convicted irrfertibty doctor Cecil Jacobson an S
af
fr—d and pcrjmy in a case in which the p n e w liaB r iltg d
that Jacnhaen may hare fathered as many as 75 children
through artificial insemination
lamhvoa, 55, appeared to shoe no »■<*»■■ when the
verdict waa announced after fear days of deliberations. He
face» np to 3» jmu a m prison and IBM,— in fines nhm he’s
sentenced May A
J a r d a m , w h o in e r w d tte d w it h i r t i i i A » b y

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in the United States to «Bagasse defects in » ju r a hahinr. nai
charged w ith demanding patients by a rtificially
t own sperm whOedamimg to use
. He ah» was charged with tricking pafients into
behering they were pregeant when they were not
"I spent my ife trying to help w n tn hare children,'’
Jacobean said after the rerdkt. “It’s a shock lo b e found
ffflty o f trying to hrlp people. . . I certainly Ad not willfully
or m tenthaaly harm anyone. . . 1 d d not break any law.”
Bat jary foreman Daniel Richard told reporters ootside the
j be was cenomeed that Jacobean Bed to Ins
land he knew the
Iremain in their
Ftests, Richard said.
“We knew he was lying to those pnhesis,” Richard said.
■“baffled” by the
“1 think that he was a good ama,” Eanaan told reporters
after the renhet “ I t was sboisas that he went wrang
Ia 1st s f wmaen. He definitely d d

Fanner patient Jean Blair, who testified that Jacobson
convinced her she was pregnant and mwm r iwi six times,
said she believed Jacobsen should go to jail.
Her husband, James Blair, said Jacobson “fooled a kit of
people far a long time and I’m glad he dkki’t fool this Jury.”
Prosecutor Randy Bellows iteelinwt to say whether be
wonM recommend that Jacobson, who r e m a in s tree m himd
should go to jail.
Jacobson agreed to stop practicing medicine in 1968 after
the Virginia state Board of Medicine found enough evidence
to revoke his ficeane. He conducts privately funded genetics
research in Pram, Utah.
Bellows portrayed Jacobson to the eigbt-woman, four-man
■wy as **a man who twdmely Bes to Ms awn pan»«*« » iprt
defense lawyer James Tate wii*H Him n iwH»1»! y nia r
who acted “oat of love, out of a desire to help people.”
Jacobson admitted on the witness «twH that he
orcwmaialfy used Ms awn sperm for artHwri»I jnnanimKnn
when other donors weren’t available. He said he dUh’t know
hew many chiMrcn he had fathered, and his lawyer «»m ft
was not illegal in any case.
Eleven women and men testified uwfci anonymity that
Jacobson premised to match the physical characteristics and
even religion of patients’ husbands, and that he promised
f l i t the donor would never know who they were.
The prosecution said genetic tests showed that Jacobson
was 9 ft» percent Bkriy to be the father of 15 dnkken fay
wmwim tarn patients. OveralL by the praoerntiiin’g arirwmit
he may have fathered op to 75,
“God doesn’t give you babies —-1 do,” one witness testified
Jacobean told her.

Dr.
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Buffer zone in Bosnia
separates Muslims, Serbs
SARAJEVO, Yugoslavia (AP) — In an
effort to prevent more ethnic violence;
police teamed up with the Sob-led army
Wethnsday to patrol streets fia t separate
Serb and Muslim neighlmrlKKMls la
Sarajem.
The patrols brought the army, accused in
Croatia af siding with Serb insurgents, more
directly into the m flM But the district
army commander, Gen. MhOm
promised ! » neutnfity and «n>H for a
poBtieal resolution of the dispute over the
republic’s independence.
Traffic moved through the checkpoints
smoothty, and the government said it was
reg rining control of the city.
The M uslim president of BosniaHercegovina, Afijs laethegovk, expressed
confidence a tense peace amoo
Sorbs and Croats endd hold.

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At least eight people have been h m
since a weekend referendum m which
a majority of the papulation, voted for
independence. Serbs, vdm make op a third
of Bosnia’s 4.4 m«w««iw pwif i» lyipiytr
independence and baycottedlhe vole.
U.N. envoy Cyrus Vance, arriving in the
Serbian and federal capital Belgrade; ««a
th e sca ttered v io len ce in Bosnia*
Hercegovina would not affect file
deploym ent a f thousand* of U .N .
peacekeepers that month,
where It,« * hove died m fighting m r»
V an ce a rra n g ed m e etin g s w ith
laetheg ovk , Serbian President SM wh«
Milosevic, and officials in Croatia.
He rwmmrated, T m not

Clinton, Tsongas battle for Super Tuesday primary
DEERFIELD BEACH, f h . (AP) — Along
d ew
at to B rit root ofEviag
threw gasps k m the
1at flrir poolside serial hi
nt was part af a
f a t rnmr frnm hrMad Florida
¡the South.
bach include IboMoaih of
t gram ffie Warthrart, arcane place where T im g iilv t
ne la make iaraads as he tries ta beep CSatoa Cram
t too gasd a Bow ingm seat week's Soper TWrwday
Shi of the 11 contests wiB be in Chnton’s native
Mb targrti carefully. He can take enes Cran the

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Democratic primary canstitneney ««rhuW th w a u fc of
tramplaats from the Northeast, » w h fc g a vibrant and
pnfitiraRy active Jesrñli canmaadty.
“Florida is toohig for anyone m a campaign of Bmited
i he can bit the condos mid five Jewish
’said Dcnaocratic consultant Vic Kasnbtr. “You
have to pick and choose bat there are opportunities for lam.”
B was aaceesa in these jpranps that helped Dokakis ta Ms
wm four years ago — and one of the reasons Clinton was
cssrtiaghiifli iisntaiaiaiiiii Tttesday in advance of expected
Trongas forays.
A new pod showed Chatón leming TSoagas 27 percent to 21
percent, hot a la r y undecided Mock remains. A plnraBty in
the pails agreed with Tsongas’ characterization of a Chutanbacked sriddfe dam tax cot as a “gimmick.”
Already, a Cfinton television ad w H u u a Tsongas
proposal to Bmit cost of Bring increumA far
ami
he b m p Mop on the stamp as wdL
Thong» snakes the case for keeping COLAs at 1 percent
below inflation m Ms detailed ca n o n ic book, saying such a
reduction is “not a great deal bat would «tatfish a poficy of

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caatests held so ftur

i Maryland, Utah and

Political analysis say postions like that and a liberal social
record, iachain g inppiat of ff y righto legislation, eonld hart
Thong» in »an y packets of the Sootii with high elde^y
popalnlinm and ns ini conacrvativca, respectively.
“The Bafaba vote don’t go to Paid thrigpn,” was haw
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Editorial— -------Autonomy for ASU
The role of the federal government in
the educational process has once again
been questioned by the recent conflict
between the Department of Education
and the Middle S ta tes A ssociation
accrediting agency.
A ccrediting agencies review a
university’s academic standards to ensure
th a t it represents its e lf correctly.
Assessments are made by the agencies
and suggestions for improvement are
provided.
Schools that pass the accreditation
process are eligible to receive federal and
sta te finan cial aid. B ecause federal
m onies are a t sta k e, the federal
government has final authority over the
accrediting agencies.
Recently, the federal governm ent
refused to recognize the Middle States
A ssociation because o f its policy on
cultural diversity.
This is the conflict: The accrediting
agencies want to ensure that universities
have valid cultural diversity programs,
whereas the federal government wants to
give individual universities autonomy to
set th eir own cultural diversity
requirements.
This raises significant questions.

Is the d e p a r tm e n t o f Education
protecting universities from accrediting'
agencies that may attempt to propagate
their ideological view s, or is the
Départaient of Education attempting to
shield those un iversities that may be
racist or outdated from updating their
curriculum to include m inority
viewpoints?
The issue reaches to the very heart of
public education. This is precisely the
type of politicization of academics that
tile government and civil libertarians in
the 1960s promised would never happen.
The only way fin* a university to truly
k eep it s in te g r ity in ta c t is to refu se
federal m onies. Recognizing th at ASU is
a public institution and is dependent on
those monies, the next b est alternative is
th at the federal government conies out on
to p o f th is is s u e , g iv in g freed om for
individual cam puses to choose their own
curriculum s rather th an bureaucrats in
accrediting agency boardrooms.

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SEA N O PEN SH AW
D ARR EN U R B AN
V IC K I C U L V E R ...

Mt. Graham squirrel alive and well
red squirrel population has nearly doubled since th e
E atin g my d aily dose o f
inception of the M ount Graham project three to four
health cereal, my eyes scanned
years ago. But that’s not all.
a p icture- of a n a p p a re n tly .
Our little friends also have the astronomers to thank
rabid m an and boreal, bushyfor the Arizona Fish and Wildlife Foundation outlawing
tailed rodent.
tiae hunting of the red squirrel. Indeed, observatories
“M ust be an article about
around th e world have historically acted as flora and
Richard Gere,” I thought.
fauna refbges.
I w as only h a lf rig h t, th e
The Mount Graham (»eject cu rrently occupies a. mere
article was about a rodent and
eight acres of land, and a t its final completion will only
another another type of pain in
occupy another 16. W hat little land it does occupy is
sunless regions of the body.
located a t 10,471 feet above sea level (the region occupied
Both man and marmot may
by the red squirrels is w ithin the 9,000 to 10, 000 feet
rela x ; th e pain was only an
elevation range).
environmentalist.
As a result, the only, place th a t hum an activity will
The rodent in question was the Mount Graham red
intersect w ith the squirrel population is on th e access
squirrel.
Now I know ju st about everyone of im portance has road, which already exists due to past use of the land for
alread y done a piece on th e en v iro n m en tally an d lugging.
Wait! There’s more. The project leaders have already
DarwinisticaUy challenged Mount Graham red squirrel,
but most have suspiciously left out some im portant pieces replaced som e 60 acres o f form erly logged tim ber.
o f evidence. H ere is th e sto ry : I t seem s th a t th e Furthermore, logging is now banned in the "astroahvsical
astronom ical community w ants to p ut an instrum ent area,” an outer boundary th a t extends well beyond the
called th e ESO V ery L arge Telescope ato p M ount observatory to include th e lan d occupied by th e red
Grabam so th at they may see to the end of the observable squirrels.
One m ost w onder why anyone w as ever w orried:
universe.
A stronom ers are not in th e h ab it of m ining p ristine
Impressed?
sight«; it is counterproductive to the purpose for which
No?
Esther you’re a tough crowd, or your name is Rhonda th e s ite w as chosen. F u rth erm o re, a s long as a s
astronomers are r esidents on Mount Graham, no one d se
Diskin.
Strangely enough, the forty little varmints who sit in will be.
The placem ent o f a telescope is no t a sign th a t a
tire treetops are less concerned than their larger friends
who h ave been know n to m asq u erad e in sq u irre l Mount Graham H yatt Regency is soon to come.
All things considered, the squirrds appear to be better
costumes and chain themselves to the bottoms of trees.
The squirrels are less concerned because they already off without the environmentaliatB. I ju st can’t understand
know the tru th about Mount Graham: namely, th a t the aU the controversy — it m nst be a granola thing.

MKHELLE ROBERTS. Edhor
PATRICIA MAH, Managing Editor

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D ear E ditor:

D ear E ditor:

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Racism is alive and well, as proven by Mr. Ashahed
T rich e in h is e d ito ria l “M alcolm X’s conversion
rethought" printed in the Feb. 27 issue of the S ta te
Press. If you m issed the column, i t consisted of Mr.
Triche seeing a “Caucasian” male wearing ah “X” T-shirt.
Triché felt the “Caucasian" deserved to be “victimized by
a verbal tirade” for having the audacity to wear a T-shirt
“a d v o c atin g a p ro m in e n t b lack n a tio n a lis t." In
sum m arizing Mr. Triche’s opinions of this seemingly
foolish “C a u c a sia n ,” he allege's to m ake him “feel
uncomfortable and inadequate," allows him to “swim in
his own pool of ignorance,” gives him 10 seconds to
realize “how silly he looked wearing an X ’ T-shirt.” He
also “enjoyed watching the thoughts bounce in his head,
looking as if his skull were going to Split," and then
hopes th a t he would run “home to Change his sh irt.”
Thèse destructive thoughts obviously stem from hate
and anger and can only have a negative im pact on
anyorte.
Surely the “X” man is not as ignorant or shallow as
you gathered in the entire five minutes th at you spoke at
him. Do I sense a bit of reverse discrimination going on
here?
You give us a brief history of Malcolm X, his beliefs
and his teachings, in a som ewhat negative m anner.
Perhaps, when acquiring your “extensive knowledge” of
Malcolm X, you simply failed to grasp the underlying
message th at he and other great black leaders in history
have tried to spread. That message is th at everyone, no
m atter what their skin color, religious choices, gender or
sexual preference, is equal and should be treated as
. such.
In my opinion, Malcolm X was trying to light the fire
under the civil rights movement with his shock-talk of
w h ite people as th e devil. A fter re a d in g th e
autobiography of Malcolm X over two years ago, I know
th a t his thoughts and feelings were enough to spark
something in me, and I’m white. I, for one, would be
proud to Wear an “X” T-shirt or h at that symbolizes the
equality of all people. I think th a t you should reread
some of your Malcolm X books, follow some teachings of
Dr. M artin Luther King Jr., see a Spike Lee flick'and
liste n to a song or two by Bob M arley. L isten and
understand the message of equality, love and peace that
is being spread. Perhaps then, you will no longer feel the
need to keep the separation of races alive with anger,
name-calling and hate. You never know. Maybe th a t
“silly” “Caucasian” you were so quick to judge had the
sam e beliefs in equality for all, m ankind th a t m any
whites have.
Finally, I would like to say th at you, Mr. Triche, are
in a very powerful position. Your thoughts and ideas are
read by thousands of people each week. Do the right
thing! Use your influence in a positive manner, and take
your own advice: "Think deep and realize th at things are
not always as they seem.” Stop spreading the hate.

M arissa Sheets
Ju n io r, P o litical Science

Act respectfully
D ear E ditor:
This letter is directed to Ashahed Triche. I would like
to thank you for your enlightening column. Now I know
where you are coming from. I’m ju st an ignorant white
Caucasian guy, but I have grown to respect and admire
th e courage of M artin Luther King and Malcolm X. I
haven’t read any books about Malcolm X per se, but I
have read articles and seen taped interviews. I agreed
with his point of view, given the situation at the time.
The message I got from him, in his later days, was the
issue of equality. I don’t need you to tell me what racism
is. I have W ebster’s D ictionary too. Hmm ... it says
“antagonism toward members of a different race based
on belief of innate superiority.” Do you really believe
only w hites are capable of this? You are not about
equality. You are about hate, and I believe you to be a
racist. I have had several close black friends who had a
totally different view about their civil rights leaders than
you do. What happened to King’s dream of people of all
colors standing together as brothers and sisters?
Your essays are typically about your obsession with
whites, but the last one you wrote is especially appalling.
For you to attack a man for wearing an X shirt is to spit
in his eye for w anting to participate in change. You
should have congratulated him for his good intentions,
regardless of his knowledge of Malcolm X. Furthermore,
you are saying we should take offense a t anyone who
vlrears an X shirt.
If you w ant respect, then act respectful. You make thé
State Press look like a joke. There are so many important
issues to be discussed and you worry about whites sitting
in the sun too long. Love, not hate, is the answer.

D onald 8. T aylor
G rad u ate S tu d en t, E ngineering

page letter to
the editor
forum s as
often as space

I am w ritin g in defen se o f ASASU E lectio n s
Coordinator Amy Olson. This semester I decided to run
for senator of the College of Public Programs. As a novice
candidate, I relied heavily on the help and guidance of
Amy, She went out of her way to help me understand the
electio n process. She is an o u ts ta n d in g electio n s
coordinator and, more importantly, an honest one.-

C hris Conlon
Ju n io r, Ju stic e S tudies

is available.

Activist engineers
D ear E ditor:'

Overexposed indecency
D ear E ditor:
Recently the S ta te Press police reports have been
flooded with episodes of indecent exposures. While these
perpetrators may not mean any harm the episodes m ust
be stopped. The poor victims who happen to be in the
wrong place at the wrong time citing the exposures are
not Sure of the harm intent. There is no reason to walk
around With no clothes on doing things th at should be
done behind closed doors, not to mention with a partner!
This influx of sick behavior m ust stop. Ju s t Saturday
afternoon my roommate’s sister was on her way over to
visit our ap artm en t and she noticed a m an (or boy I
should say) standing in the parking lot staring at her, As
she reached the door she tu rn ed around and he was
stark naked holding his erect penis in his hand. By the
tim e my room m ate opened the door he was running
away pulling up his pants. Another incident reported to
the police was w ritten up in the State Press about the
unfortunate McDonald’s cashier who was handing the
customer his food only to find him masturbating in the
driver’s seat, later to return saying, ““You forgot this!’
throwing a white substance a t her.”
These are ju st two examples of numerous reports. I
can’t understand why these people perform these acts in
public. Is there Some hidden humor th at I am missing?
Is it some sort of “male thing”? While this might be a
generalization, I for one have read no reports of naked
females running around in public. One thing th at must
be faced is the victims get scared. My roommates and I
have to make sure our doors are locked at all times, and
we take precautions to do such simple tasks as taking
out the garbage! If intended as a prank, you males m ust
stop these vulgar acts and th in k about th e ill-fated
victims who have to deal with your disgusting sense of
humor.

S ara Goggin
Sophom ore, Ju stic e S tudies

Lawrence dedicated
D e ar E ditor:
On Thursday Feb/ 27, 1992, candidates for ASASU
executive offices were invited by the Engineering College
Council resident to attend their membership meeting.
T h is in v ita tio n w as e x ten d e d so t h a t each o f th e
c a n d id a te s could sh a re th e ir p latfo rm s w ith th o se
representatives in attendance.
Kate Lawrence, oiir senator from Liberal Arts, was in
attendance as a candidate for ASASU activities vice
president. After the one-minute presentation, the floor
Was opened to questions from th e EASCC executive
board. D uring th is questioning period, E ngineering
Council President Rich Wade used his tim e to attack
K ate for an action she had tak en in th e senate. In
addition, Mr. Wade accused Kate of lack of service to her
College Council. This is simply and unequivocally a lie of
the highest magnitude! Mr. Wade went on to say th at
allegations were made by Liberal Arts President Sonia
T o rre s to th e effect t h a t K a te h a s n o t k e p t h e r
commitment to the Liberal A rts Council. This is also
wrong.
Kate has been a tireless and dedicated advocate for
the students in the Liberal Arts College. She has always
been an integral part of the College Council, and one of
the hardest-working senators th at it has had in recent
years. The contributions th a t K ate has m ade to the
L ib e ra l A rts C ouncil a re im m e a su ra b le an d
distinguished and we are angered a t the fact th a t she
was deliberately and unjustly attacked. This letter is not
a political statem ent; it is simply an effort to set the
record straight. Kate is dedicated to her college, and to
her constituents. We know it, and now Richard Wade
does also.

Once a g a in , a p a th y ru n s ra m p a n t a t ASU. As
p re sid e n t of th e E n g ineering and Applied Sciences
College Council this year, my goal has been (and will
remain) to increase engineering student involvement.
W hether th is m eans su p p o rtin g them by atten d in g
meetings and events, encouraging them to take an active
ro le in how th e y a re b ein g ta u g h t (m id -sem e ste r
teac h in g ev a lu a tio n s) or com ing to college council
meetings (attendance rangers from 35 to 50 this year).
Alsd, I h ave tr ie d to g et s u p p o rt from ASASU by
becoming familiar with the system and to some extent
(thanks to our Senator, Clay Hayden) they have helped.
ASASU has dictated how we can and cannot spend our
money, but th at is another issue.
Last Thursday we had our own ASASU candidate’s
forunj. There were 40 to 50 people in attendance and all
of the candidates present. However, rather than letting
them talk on and on about how great they were, we
limited their time and asked questions to hear things
th a t concerned us. After the forum the response from
everyone was th at we had the best forum of the many
th at were held.
The EASCC supports Jim Ryan for president because
he is a diligent worker and will be a good student body
representative. In addition the EASCC supports Mark
T y n an for executive vice president^ Andy K rais for
activities vice president and we did not feel a need to
support anyone for campus affairs vice president.
Before closing, there is one final note th at needs to be
a d d re s s e d . A fte r re a d in g (an d d iscu ssin g ) w h a t
h a p p e n e d w ith Amy O lson (ASASU electio n s
coordinator) and Alex Bouzari (presidential candidate), I
have come to Amy’s defense. I received a call from Alex
and although I think the details of the conversation are
n o t im p o rtan t, th e m essage he conveyed to me was
disturbing. Alex is a fine person and a friend, but I think
sometimes there are boundaries th at he crosses. Amy, on
the other hand, is working hard to have a fair election
and she stands to gain nothing by m aking allegations
known,

R ich ard W ade,.Jr.P re s id e n t, E n g in e e rin g a n d A p p lied S c ien c e s
College C ouncil
Senior, In d u stria l E ngineering

Living in peace

M aria S o n iaT o rres
P resid en t, L iberal A rts

Dear Editor:
Perhaps Ashahed Triche’s column of Feb. 27 is a black
thing, something I cannot understand as a “Caucasian”
member of our society. Admittedly, I find myself unable
to u n d e rs ta n d n u m ero u s a s p e c ts of M r. T ric h e ’s
narrative.
I do not u n d erstan d w hat th e colum nist hopes to
accomplish by causing someone to be “victimized by a
verbal tirade.” I do not understand what a Supposedly
responsible journalist gains by “browbeating” a fellow
student. Finally, I do not understand how any person
can proudly express to the entire campus how he made
a n o th e r h u m a n b ein g “feel u n c o m fo rta b le ' an d
inadequate.”
I do understand, and hope, th at “tru th is everlasting.”
History today shows us the tru th s of segregation, the
unfairness and pain it brings to society. The tru th th at
segregation cannot work in a civilized w orld shines
clearly. I do n o t u n d ersta n d , th en , why Mr. Triche
continues to promote an obvious division of the races.
Perhaps it is time we all stopped arguing about T-shirts
and concerned ourselves with living together as human
beings.

A ndrew F. O rtiz ,
Vice P re sid e n t, L iberal A rts College C ouncil

Steven R. P rice
G raduate stu d en t, E nglish

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there’s going to be war at this point” in Bosnia.
He reported that Milosevic and Blagoje Adzic,
Yugoslavia’s acting defense minister, fully supported
deployment of U.N. peacekeepers.
After talks with Vance, Milosevic said “there are
absolutely no more obstacles” to the deployment and other
aspects of a U.N. peace plan.
Izetbegovic was quoted as telling the French daily Le
Figaro: “We are midway between war and peace, in a sort of
cold war which will last for some time. There is a balance of
fear, and I believe that for the moment, fear is conducive to
peace.” .

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Sarajevo on Wednesday. He was greeted by people shouting,
“Alija, Alija.”
“This is our town and no one will take it from us,” he
replied.
All sides in Bosnia are well armed, and say their
traditional animosities ensure any conflict would be much
bloodier than the civil war in Croatia. Of the six former
Yugoslav republics, only Serbia and Montenegro want to
remain part of the federation.
Barricades manned by heavily armed militants went up
around Sarajevo after the weekend referendum.

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By CHRIS DRISCOLL
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Gov. Fife Symington and his staff
refused to comment Wednesday on the
legislative leadership’s proposal for a
2 percent midyear cut to ASU, part of
toe latest plan to balance the current
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John Hays, Symington’s legislative ® y ® in g tO I l
liaison, said, “We have had a very cursory look at toe (latest
legislative) proposal. We talked about it in the cabinet this
morning and the reaction to it is neutral to negative, because
of what it does to some areas and what it doesn’t do to other
areas.”
The Joint Legislative Budget Committee estimates a $58
million deficit that the Legislature, by law, must eliminate to
balance the fiscal year 1992 budget.
Meanwhile, leaders in the Legislature are striving to
address objections from some legislators and the governor to
specific points in the latest proposal, which Symington
received on Tuesday.
Doug Cole, Symington’s spokesman, said the governor met
with Speaker of toe House Jane Hull, R-Phoenix, Wednesday
morning.
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(legislative leaders) proposal,” Cole said.
Cole said there are also members of the House who are
concerned with the proposal, “so we are in a wait-and-see
pattern right now.”
He said he could say “with great conviction” that toe
governor would not be calling a special session to balance toe
budget on Wednesday.
“The governor’s greatest concern is that there is a lot of
smoke and mirrors in this proposal,” he said.
Anne Barton, a university budget analyst in the governor’s
office, said toe plan’s raiding of non-appropriated funds and
a much smaller year-end surplus in the latest proposal are
examples of the so-called “smoke and mirrors” budgeting.
Cole declined comment about the governor’s views on the
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the budget while negotiations vinto the Legislature are still
going on.
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foresee any change.
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still being discussed, but not from toe standpoint of the
universities.
“It’s more important to see toe universities get through toe
year. My main concern right now is the universities and
public schools.”
He said there are areas in toe university budgets that

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contractual commitments.
Sen. John Dougherty, D-Green Valley, said legislators
think it is necessary to look at “off-budget funds” as a way to
balance the current year’s budget.
Off-budget funds include dollars not included in toe state’s
official general fund, including money automatically set
aside for some state agencies, revenue generated by toe
agencies themselves and money set aside for special
purposes.
A bill authored by Dougherty would require that all state
funds be shown in toe yearly budget. His “truth in
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Survey shows Am erica’s fitness is failing
By MARGO GILLMAN
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The status of health and fitness among
Arizona adults directly corresponds with the
results found in a new federal survey of the
nation’s health risks, a state health official
said Wednesday.
According to the federal Behavior Risk
F a c to r S u rv eillance survey, which
questioned adults in 44 states and
Washington, D.C., smoking has declined,
but obesity has risen and poor exercise
habits have remained steady.
The study, released last week by the
Centers for Disease Control, found that the
percentage of American smokers dropped
from 27 percent in 1986 to about 23 percent
in 1990. The results also showed that the
percentage of Americans classified as obese
(at or above 120 percent of the ideal body
weight) is around 23 percent, a two-point
increase from 1987. The percentage of
people who reported they get little or no
exercise (fewer than three 20-minute
exercise sessions a week) is 59 percent, the
same as in 1986.

Because six states were excluded, the
results of the survey are an indicator of
national trends, rather than a national
average.
“Hie figures are pretty consistent with
Arizona,” said John Contreras, a health
educator for the Arizona Department of
Health Services.
Contreras said results from another
survey taken in 1990 found that Arizona’s
sm oking p o pulation dropped from
25.2 percent in 1989 to 20.6 percent. The
percentage of overweight adult Arizonans
rose from 23.5 percent in 1989 to 24.3 percent
in 1990.
And the percentage of the state’s adults
who said they have minimal or no levels of
physical activity is 50.7 percent, about a
one-point increase from 1989.
Contreras said the Arizona survey’s
results are at a 95 percent confidence level,
with a margin of error of plus or minus
3 percent.
Karen Moses, assistant director of health
education for the ASU Student Health

Cent«:, said the percentage of Americans
who get little or no exercise is “pretty
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obesity exists in a large percentage of the
population.
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activity on a regular basis.”
Moses said people who lack sufficient
exercise or suffer from obesity can acquire
high blood pressure and cholesterol levels.
In addition, they are increasing their risk of
becoming afflicted with diabetes, strokes,
cancers, and cardiovascular and bladder
diseases, she said.
“Regular aerobic exercise can control
many of the above problems,” Moses said,
adding that ASU’s Wellness Center helps
members of the University committee to
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Some personal computers owners are in for a history
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artist Michelangelo, is designed to erase all the data from the
hard disk drives of infected computers.
Friday is the anniversary of the artist’s birth 517 years ago,
and the day the debilitating virus is due to activate.
“Imagine if you spend all day working on your computer
system and you came in Friday and everything was erased
off it,” said Jim Fish, a student systems analyst for Student
Affairs. “That would be pretty traumatic.”
Fish said the threat of the virus spurred the Univeristy to
step up efforts to defend against computer viruses
infiltrating campus systems.
“What we’re doing now is just getting every type of
machine that we are using set up so that they are protected
from whatever kind of viruses might be out there,” Fish said.
The computer virus, which was first detected in the
Netherlands in February 1991, attacks only IBM and IBMcompatible computers. Michelangelo activates when a
computer’s power is turned on and the internal clock is set to
March 6.
“There is a lot of damage that these things can do,” Fish
said. “Beyond just the simple erasing of a disk, the
information on there can be lost.”
Jeff Pearson, a senior computer information systems
major, said concern about damaging viruses prompted him
to install a virus protection program on his home computer.
“I have a lot of information. I don’t want it destroyed,” he
said. .

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Keith Cahill, a senior CIS major, said he has back-up
software for all the information on his personal computer,
adding he is not really concerned about the virus infecting his
system.
“If it went odt and wrecked my hard drive, all I would have
to do is install everything from back-up again,” he said.
Vicki Baggett, an ASU computer lab manager, said she has
not seen many student worried about the virus.
“ I’ve had people ask about what it is, but I haven’t had
anybody real concerned about it,” she said. “It is worth
taking precautions about. If it did happen it would be
disastrous if you stood to lose a lot.”
Fish said the virus has not been detected in any of the 500
computers in the Student Affairs computer system. The
University’s mainframe computers that contain the mass of
student records, are not really in danger of infection, Fish
said.
‘‘The systems here at ASU are very well protected for that
(virus infection),” he said. “The nature of the computers is
that they are very difficult to infect. ”
Because the mainframe systems don’t use floppy disks, the
most common transmission vehicle for the viruses, they are
less susceptible, Fish said.
Fish said personal computer owners can avoid the virus
by:
• Letting March 6, the virus activation day, pass without
turning on the power to their computer.
• Setting the Computer’s internal clock to a date past
March 6.
• Obtaining free virus-protection software from any of the
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campaign.
Amy Olson, ASASU elections coordinator, filed a complaint
with Student Life cm Monday, accusing Bouzari and former
ASASU Activities Vice President Frank McCune of
attempting to bribe her into altering the election results by
helping him stuff ballot boxes.
“As tradition recalls, selection is being based on scandals
and allegations that, if not dealt with, will plague Associated
Students for yet another year,” Bouzari said.
Bouzari, who has helped file an elections code complaint
against Olson, told the crowd that her allegations affect more
than his candidacy — they affect ASU’s student government.
Bouzari said the scandal, which he coined “Amy-Gate,”

stands to diminsh the “last dunce of credibility of Associated
Students.”
“No one should be treated like this,” he said.“ Anyone can
come out and say allegations, and if you base your judgment
on these allegations, then you are not supporting the basic
rights of students.”
Olson, however, said Bouzari is “digging himself into a
very deep grave.”
“He’s pretty messed up,” she said. “I just hope students
realize he isn’t a person who should run for ASASU.”
Olson Said she originally had no intention of revealing the
complaint she filed with Student Life, but was forced to tell

her side of the story when information from a confidential
executive meeting was leaked to the State Press. /
“ I wasn’t even planning on coming to the State Press, but I
was attacked by Hector Pazos in the complaints he made
about me, and I had to,” she said.
Although many students questioned the sincerity of. the
candidates, Steve Ruward said the student government
hopefuls were interested in helping students.
“I think the candidates want some change,” the junior
aerotechnical engineering student said. “But I don’t know if
it will happen, because they say the same things every year.”

Budget cuts
Continued from page 1.

“There are certain things that we cannot
cut,” he said. “We cannot cut utility costs,
interest payments and insurance payments,
so those had to be exempt.”
Sliwicki said if Symington’s midyear
budget cut proposal was used as the guide
for the University budget targeting, the
results would have been even more drastic.

“ T h re e-p o in t-tw o p e r c e n t was
Symington’s original recommendation for
the University,” he said. “Had that been the
revertment, we would have spared the
instructional program and then the other
V.P.’s might have been looking at a
4.5 percent to 5 percent (cut),” he said.
In addition, Sliwicki said the departments

of each vice president would most likely
face different levels of cuts.
“I know that in Student Affairs that
(Student Affairs Vice President) Christine
Wilkinson has a 3.31 percent revertment
target, but that doesn’t mean that all of her
units are going to contribute to that
equitably.”

Wilkinson said the figures are not final.
“I really want to be sure that what we
have is correct, so I would rather not give
the number out in case there is a better
number,” she said. >
State Press reporters Chris Driscoll and
Shannon Loughrin contributed to this
report.

Tri-Delta
Continued from page 1.

said.
The skit features SNL cast members
Melanie Hutsel, who wrote the piece,
Siobhan Fallon and Beth Cahill playing
sorority members who sit on the couch,
wearing the sorority’s emblem on their
clothing, and making disjointed, air­
headed comments about their wealth,
grooming habits and guys.
For the national chapter, Turner said
the concern is not the negative,
stereotypical portrayal, but rather the
unauthorized use of the trademarked
Delta Delta Delta logo.
Turner said Tri-Delta has contacted its
attorney about a possible lawsuit about
the trademark violation and “at this
point it is under investigation.”
As for the members of ASU’s chapter,
most are taking the skit, with a grain of
salt.
Most members are not personally
offended by the SNL portrayal, and
many actually find it funny, even going
so far as to memorize lines from the skit.
Kim Dorso, a senior organizational
communication m ajor, said, “ It’s

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supposed to be an exaggeration.
Everything on Saturday Night Live is an
exaggeration.
“It wouldn’t be funny to talk about the
smart girls in the sorority.”
Melinda Yergin, a junior sociology
major, said the skit is “not ripping on
Tri-Delts — it’s ripping on sorority life.
“I guess we wouldn’t think it funny if
none of us thought that some of it was
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Applicants for the position of editor:
• Must be a full time or part-time student at ASU in
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• Must have a minimum of two years yearbook
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A SU jo in s in eth n ic
diversity w ork sh op
By SEAN OPENSHAW
State Press
ASU was one of more than 200 universities
across the nation participating in a televised
cultural diversity workshop Wednesday to
address problems in recruiting and
retaining minority students.
About 25 ASU administrators watched
intently as five panelists emphasized the
importance of individual contributions to an
atm osphere of ethnic diversity and
appreciation.
Clinita Ford, founder of National Black
Student Retention Conference and one of the
five panelists, said having a culturally
diverse campus involves everyone,
“Retention is everyone’s business,” she
said. “ It has to be an institutional
commitment that has to be in every thread
of the fabric of the institution, ”
The teleconference, broadcast live from
Washington, was sponsored by the Campus
Environment Team and Student Life’s
Cultural Diversity Committee.
“We felt it was an appropriate time to
bring this to light because it is such an
important issue at ASU,” said Mary
C harette, the com m ittee’s program
coordinator.
Wednesday’s event was the fourth
cultural diversity teleconference conducted
at ASU.
During the conference, a video was played
which depicted the history of desegregation
and integration of minority students into the
educational system.
The video warned that institutions are
attra ctin g m inority students without
considering what it takes to keep them
there.
“While many university administrators
sit back on their laurels, recruitment
successes turn into retention failures,” Said
a voice on the video.
After die video, panelists discussed die
effects of simply trying to fulfill statistical
goals in the Search for a diverse campus
environment.

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“There is such a heavy emphasis on
recruiting specific minorities that students
perhaps feel that they are just that — a
statistic — that they are going to be just a
number and a color in the universities,”
said Blandina Ramirez, director of the
Office of Minorities in Higher Education for
the American Council on Education, a
federal education agency.
“Perhaps there is not enough emphasis
placed on the fact that these students are
being recruited and attempting to be
retained because they have something to
add to the university as individuals and
scholars, not just minorities,” Ramirez
added.
Frank Burtnett, executive director of the
National Association of College Admissions,
said many of the admission programs have
a separate majority admission operation
and a minority admission operation, With
efforts ignoring differences between
minority groups.
“We have to respect the differences
between Hispanic and Asian, and AfricanAmerican and Native American students,”
Burnett said.
“If we simply lump them together as a
target we’re trying to reach, we’re
diminishing a very important part of the
culture prose.”
Leonard Gordon, chairman of ASU’s
Campus Environment Team, said no single
solution exists for creating a-diverse
campus environment.
“It is a whole complex of organizational
functions and activities, with faculty,
students and administration that needs to be
done at the same time,” he said.
Still, Leon Shell, associate vice president
of Student Affairs, said everyone can assist
in improving the University climate.
“A friendly face, a welcome word, a
responsive note — it doesn’t matter if it’s a
staff member, a faculty member, an
administrator or a painter,” he said. “It
enriches the campus and makes it more of
an institutional commitment.”

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LAKE HAVASU CITY, Ariz. (AP) - A
man whose car crashed into the London
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may be the least of his worries.
Tlie judge ordered him to pay for repairs
to the transplanted landmark, and the bill
could reafch $50,000.
Walter Beck’s 1990 Corvette toppled 41
feet of railing from the bridge, which was
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second charge of felony property damage.
Hie prosecutor, Matt Smith of the Mohave
County Attorney’s Office, called the plea
bargain fair.
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DUIs and he had an accident, ” Smith said.
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lawyers? Professional courtesy” is the kind of joke that
probably wouldn’t go down too well in California tew
offices.
As targets of a genre of jokes comparing them
unfavorably to sharks, rats and other sneaky species, it
wouldn’t appear lawyers have much to smile about. In
fact, it turns out some of them wouldn’t want junior to
follow in their footsteps, according to an informal
survey.
“You could say this is the ultimate lawyer joke.
Except that maybe the joke is on lawyers,” said Ray
Reynolds, editor and publisher of California Lawyer,
which conducted the “fax poll.”
Rude colleagues, creeping incivility and clients who
are just plain ungrateful were among the reasons more
than half the 449 lawyers who faxed in responses to the
January questionnaire said they weren’t happy in their
work.
“There’s a lot of speculation out there that lawyers are
unhappy,” Reynolds said Tuesday. “This adds some
anecdotal evidence at least to support the theory.”
But Gerald Uelmen, dean of the Santa Clara
University Law School, says he hasn’t noticed mass
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great tendency to breed and reproduce.
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those who are the furthest removed from fax
machines,” he added.
Results of the survey included responses from
52 percent who said they were either “so unhappy I’d
change careers,” or “unhappy, but unlikely to do
anything about it.”
Of course, not everyone was at odds with the tew.
One respondent among the 40 percent who were totally
or reasonably satisfied with their work cited “the
gratification of convicting criminals and putting them in
prison.”
But 72 percent said they weren’t as happy in their
work as when they first began and 70 percent said they
would gladly change careers. On the dynasty front,
73 percent said they wouldn’t want their children to
grow up to be lawyers.
Why all the attorney angst?
“Too many tew schools. Too many students in it —
rude and incompetent,” wrote one lawyer.
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and two leap seconds were added.
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The clocks, which use tile vibration of specific atoms
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The earth’s rotation has tended to slow down, requiring
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Stanford rem atch begins stretch run for Sun Devils
By DARREN URBAN
State Press
Hie ASU basketball team will play a
little alphabet soup in the remainder of its
regular season — could it be the NCAA?
The NIT? Or maybe nothing?
Carrying a 16-11 mark (7-7 in the Pac-10)
into their final four games, the Sun Devils
pretty much control their own destiny as
far as postseason is concerned. Which is
why tonight’s game against Stanford, at 7
in the University Activity Center, is so
important: because from here on out, they
all are.
“It’s getting down to the stretch where
they’re all must games now,” ASU coach
Bill Frieder said. “If we’re going to get
into the NCAA Tournament. We’re not
giving up. If we can win two this week, we
put ourselves in the position to go
somewhere for something.”
With a road trip to USC and UCLA
finishing out the season, it makes the
games against the Cardinal (16-8,8-6) and
California Saturday night a momentum
swinger for the Sun Devils. And seeing that
ASU dropped games to both teams earlier
this season in the Bay area, the Sun Devils
will have to work for that momentum.
Stanford is led by All-American
forward/center Adam Keefe, who is
second in the Pac-10 in scoring (25.5 points
per game), and first in rebounding (12.8
rpg) and steals (2 spg). Keefe also rocked
ASU in die teams’ first meeting, lighting

up the Sun Devils for 32 points.
“We’ve got some real, real matchup
problems with Adam Keefe,” Frieder said,
adding that Lester Neal, Tony Ronaldson
and Mario Bennett will rotate defensively
on Keefe.
Hie Sun Devils have added incentive
versus the Cardinal, battling Stanford for
fourth-place in the conference and for a
likely fourth and final spot in the NCAAs.
Coming off a split against the Oregon
schools last week, ASU, which has faced its
share of adversity in the past, has had
another crop of troubles.
Sophomore forward Jam al Faulkner
was held out of the Oregon win after
breaking curfew on the road trip: Neal’s
grandmother, the woman who raised him,
died late last week, and Neal returned
home for the funeral. Neal is also dealing
with multiple nagging injuries in his wrists
and ankles, which will need surgery after
the season.
Then on Monday, Faulkner, fellow
sophomores Stevin Smith and Dwayne
Fontana and senior Lynn Collins all
pleaded guilty in the ongoing phone credit
card scandal, which will lead to criminal
probation and community service.
It is Faulkner, Frieder said, that has
been most affected by all the chaos. While
Frieder said Faulkner took the Oregon
suspension well, his overall season has
been affected with a lot of off-the-court

Henri Cohen/State Press

ASU’s Lester Neal, plagued with injuries, plays with pain against Stanford tonight at 7 in the
University Activity Canter.

Torn to ASU-Stanford, page 16.

Home crowd holds key for basketball success
By DARREN URBAN
State Press
While the accurate shooting and defense of Adam Keefe
are keys to ASU’s meeting with Stanford tonight, Sun Devil
coach Bill Frieder insists teat a vocal student crowd is the
biggest factor.
Citing the crowds at the UofA and Louisville games,
Frieder said people in the stands are the best way to
motivate his young team while on the court — especially
heading into the final two home games of the year.
“Hie crowd at the Arizona game was just phenomenal,

just phenomenal,” Frieder said. “And the crowd at the
Louisville game did their job and got us going, even though
we couldn’t get the win for the fans.”
With the up-and-down season the Sun Devils have had,
attendance in the University Activity Center has dropped
from last season. But a sellout against the Wildcats
spurred ASU on to its first win over UofA since 1983, and
even the players have commented on the positive effect the
crowd has on their games.
And in the California game on Saturday, the Sim Devils
attempt to build momentum for the season-ending road

trip to Los Angeles.
£f ASU does not make the NCAA tournament, a bid to the
NIT would normally bring a home game for a program of
the Sun Devils’ magnitude; But first- and second-round
NCAA games in the UAC (which ASU cannot play in)
dashes hopes of future home dates.
“We just want to make sure the fans know how
important they are to our performance,” Frieder said,
“They’ve stuck with us through thick and thin this season,
and with this crucial homestand coming up, these young
players need to hear that support.”

Men gymnasts break Broncos
Victory is not without price
as Larsen hurt in last event
By MICHAEL FLORES
State Press

on the rings during the Sun
win over Western Michigan Wednesday

The hard-luck ASU men’s gymnastics team, fighting to
break out of a prolonged slump, helped their chances
Wednesday by beating Western Michigan 272.55-256.80.
Because the meet was a last-minute addition to the
schedule (and the University Activity Center was being used
for the state high school championships), the meet took place
in the Sim Devils’ practice facility.
The familiar setting of the P. E. West Gym worked to the
advantage of the Sun Devils right from the start, as they
jumped to an 8%-point lead after one event. The Broncos
could not mount a serious challenge after that.
Fifteenth-ranked ASU was attempting to rebound from its
worst outing of the season, a 271.65 at last week’s UCLA
Invitational.
Whether that happens remains to be seen, for it seems that
with every indication the the Sun Devils are about to bounce
back, something bad happens to set them back a few paces.
On this night, disaster waited until the very last routine of
the last event before it decided to strike.
Sophomore Marty Larsen, working the high bar, carried
his dismount a little too far and landed hard on his heels,
bruising them badly. A consistent all-arounder for the Sun

Devils, Larsen will likely miss the UC-Santa Barbara
Invitational Friday.
“This season really has turned into a soap opera,” said
ASU head coach Don Robinson of continual pitfalls
encountered by his team.
Up until that point in the meet, things had gone relatively
smooth for the Sun Devils.
“We had a few bright spots from a couple of individuals,”
assistant coach Scott Barclay said. “But as far as us putting
it all together as a team, that didn’t happen. And the loss of
Larsen doesn’t help our confidence.”
Sun Devil bright spots of note could be found in nearly
every event.
Keith Suzuki and Larsen tied for first place in floor with
9.55 scores. Paul Bedewi posted a 9.50 to round out an all-ASU
gymnast top three.
ASU gymnasts occupied the top three spots in the still
rings, as well. Junior Jay Eller took first place at 9.40,
followed by Joe Durante at 9.10 and Eric Brown at 9.05.
Senior Chris Smith won both the high bar and parallel bars
competitions with scores of 9.55. Smith also finished second
in the vault a t 9.45.
Smith said he was encouraged by the team’s performance,
especially after another shaky performance in the pommel
horse, the event which usually leads to worse things for the
Sun Devils.
“The pommel horse has been killing us,” Smith said. “But
tonight I was glad to see that we didn’t let one mishap
snowball and ruin everything. That builds confidence.’’

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S u n D e v ils c a p tu r e P in g to u r n e y
By BRIAN CHARLES
State Prase
Whoever coined the phrase, “Home is where you hang you
hat,” certainly must have had the ASU men’s golf team in
mind, as the Sun Devils rebounded from a below-par
performance in Hawaii last week to win the Ping Arizona
Invitational in Tucson on Tuesday.
Although Tucson isn’t quite home, the state of Arizona
seems to work for the Sun Devils as ASU shot a two-day total
of 566 — eight strokes better than second-place New Mexico
and 12 strokes better than fourth-place host UofA.
The Sun Devil squad got à boost as senior captain Phil
Mickelson joined the team for the first time this spring. From
thé start, Mickelson was able to make his presence felt,
shooting a 68 for the first round.
This was good enough to tie him for the lead with New
Mexico’s Hans Kersting. The next day, Jonathan Kaye of
Colorado moved past Kersting and challenged Mickelson for
the lead when, in the first sudden-death hole, Kersting pared
while Mickelson and Kaye birdied.
Kaye then hit an eight-iron just outside of the cup to par the

ASU-Stanford—

second sudden-death hole, while Mickelson hit the sand trap
25 feet out. Kaye then beat Mickelson to the cup with a fourfoot putt, picking up his first collegiate victory with a two-day
total of 139.
With Kaye taking first and Mickelson and Kersting sharing
second, a spot was opened for senior Brett Dean, who took
fourth with a 140. Dean was happy with his performance and
thg way the team has come around.
“We finished the fall well, but just got off to a bad start (in
Hawaii), Dean said. “We are playing well, but we could be
playing better. The important thing is that we have five solid
players every week who came come out and dominate play.”
Other notable finishers on the leaders board included
Harry Rudolph of UofA, tying Dean with a 140, and USC’s
Mike Martin who finished fifth, tying Judd Weisinger of
Pacific at 141.
T hree o th er a th le te s com peted for ASU and,
coincidentally, they all tied for 21st place. Freshmen Todd
Demsey and Trip Kuehne and junior Keith Sbarbaro all shot
a two-day total of 145.

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distractions.
“ His biggest problem started'w ith the phone bills,”
Frieder said “He has not recovered from that. Jam al is
really a pretty good kid, and he’s not that kind of kid. He’s
getting negative publicity for something that he kincLof got on
the tail end of. He had no idea it was an athletic credit card —
he thought it was a player’s girlfriend’s card.”
But for all the problems Faulkner has suffered through, the
New York native still leads the team in scoring at 14 points a
game, and Frieder said things aren’t all that bad for his
second-year player.
“If what’s happened to Jam al this year is the worst thing
that happens to him in a lifetime, then he going to have a
pretty good life,” Frieder said. “There’s going to be a lot
worse things but there — once you get married, go to work,
whatever else, there’s going to be a hell of a lot worse things
happen.”
Frieder said he just hopes to keep ASU focused, and
playing the same way that has gotten them a 4-1 conference
record in the second half of the season.
“We’re just going to take them one at a time and hope we
have our whole game together,” Frieder said. “Between
funerals and injuries and everything else, hope that we have
everybody here with us down the stretch healthy so that we
can continue to play the way we’ve been playing.”

ASU N o te s
•The ASU-California game will be at 7 p.m. Saturday, not
Sunday, which is the day printed on the basketball pocket
schedules.
•Sun Devil freshman Mario Bennett, already owner of the
ASU frosh record for blocked shots, surpassed Jamal
Faulkner’s freshman record for rebounds over the weekend.
Faulkner also had the blocked shot mark.

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By MICHAEL. H jORES
State Press
Three times the ASU women’s gymnastics
team has posted its high score of the season
only to lose. Two of those defeats came at
the hands of Oregon State.
At the four-team Husky Classic Jan. 24.
ASU scored a 192.10 to finish second to
OSU’s 192.55.
in a dual .meet at Tempe two weeks later,
the Sun Devils posted a 192.55 of their own,
but were again edged out by the Beavers at
192.70.
The Sun Devils are hoping that the third
time will be a charm against the Beavers
when the two teams square off again Friday
a t Corvallis, Ore.
Head coach John Spini has seen his Sun
Devils climb steatfily up the rankings ladder
this season, ascending foam 13th position in
preseason into the top five in the latest
coaches’ poll.
Since rankings are based on a team’s
s c o rin g a v e r a g e , S pini s a id t h a t
maintaining team consistency is more
important than posting victories.
“We’re more concerned with what we’re

doing as a team,” Spini said. “If the
victories come, that’s even better."
ASU »cored its season high of 192.70 in n
losing effort against UafA last Friday. That
marked the third time in the last four meets
that the Sun Devils have bettered their
season best.
“We’ve moved up to fourth in the latest
poll (with an average score of 192.47),”
Spini said.
Spin said he would like Ins team to
remain among the top five as postseason
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throughout the season, and is currently
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scoretla 193-50 in a loss to topranked Utah,
a team they defeated in mid-January.
Team captain Kelly Cyskiewici said the
Sun Devils don’t fed intimidated when they
face higher ranked opponents.
“We’re a team that usually rises to the
occasion against better teams,” Cyskiewicz
said.
Cyskiewicz added that die thinks the Sim
Devils have yet to realize their full potential
as a team — even during their performance
against UafA.
“We definitely weren’t a t our best,”
Cyskiewicz said. “It’s scary to think what
we could do if we put it all together.”

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Debbie Bryan and the ASU women’s gym­
nastics team travet» to Oregon for a Friday
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JEWELRY

FEMALE NONSMOKER needed to
share cbndri in Papago Park. Village.
$300 plus 1/2 utilities. Call Lisa
784-4597.

ALWAYS BUYING jewelry o f all
kinds, iachdteg gold, sterling, gems,
pearls, antiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921
Sooth Mill Avenue, Tempe Center,
968-6074.
________

FEMALE ROOMMATE needed to
share 2 bedroom/bath Hayden Square
condo. $400/month + 1/2 stilities.

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FEMALE ROOMMATE, house with
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Call 946-3936 for details.

MATURE FEMALE to share my borne
at The Pomte at South Mountain. Pri­
vate room and bath 438-6670.

LOVE TO dance? Hate the bar scene?
Y o a l kwe h e aH singles dances, Fri­
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Recorded iofoema^on »164066.

NEED ROOMMATE for 3 bedroom
house, reasonable rent, washer/ dfcyer,
cable, excercise equipment. Dennis 9529215.

MILITARY AND Gun Collectors
Show, March 28 and 29, Knights of Col­
umbus Had, 644 East Chandler Bocdevard. Chandler. £3 admtswion. Swords,
flags, daggers, etc. Saftwdny 8-5, Sondyy 9 4 . Info: 844-8737.
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NEED CASH? Bring cam, we buy alu­
minum cans plus give free hot wax for 5
pounds or nm e of cans. Country Club
Carwash: 1726 Nortii Country Clash
Drive, Mesa.

NEED VKUAL AIDS?
Get professional aids... charts, graphs,
illustrations, visuals at Art Attacks fad
in the lower level of the Memorial
Union next to FoHetts Gifts, Call or stop
by today 965-6560.

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L o v e ly
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cowered parking. $3701

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950 S. Terrace
966-8540

FOR SALE or lease: 3 bedroom, 2 bath
patto home, I- car garage Jk I- car car­
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967-4573.

1 OR 2 bedroom. $250 move-in. Pool,
taundiry, bike to ASU, quiet. CaR
967-4568/894-8143.

TOW NHOMES/
C O N D O S FOR RENT

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1 BEDROOM, washer/feyer, p a d no
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894-1041
2 BEDROOM. 1 to * . rifar ltd brick Ar­
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neighborhood east of ASU. Gaud dee,
$3*5 plus i f f r i l l CaM Jcawwie and
Brian 929-0382.

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2 BEDROOM. I f o b condo, $«75 p a
mondi, $206 deposit, poof, a d u n a r sop>rwartrl 967 1*96.
2 W M i n M . I kafac Vaulted ceilings,
ceding fans, close to ASU. Hi midway/
McCKatock (Sprutgtiee). Pool, jacieai
$ 5 » 7»«-166«,___________________
2 BEDROOM/2 bath sonda a r a ASU,
« . i t o t i * , . . fini rli backyard, very
nice interior, poed, Hermosa Place,
$«95,966 09*7.
3 BEDROOM, 2 bath tDwnhuu.se, i
University and M rd n tn rt Alt i
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ciowave, patini covered parking. STOOa
mondi. » 1 -5 7 3 5 ,277-4723.
STATE IR K S Chi id td i a a t ’O « »
6731 today far ■
HAYDEN SQUARE confa. 2 1
2 bath, f o n a nuòci. V o f a d k y a .
AvaifaMe .....ntllrty. Coreici K. Wik
sou 966-8729.

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APARTMENTS

1 block from campus
• 1 BED S365
•2 BED S500

ASSUME LEASE at C M h apartments.
$360 far rest of s tu r w r . Move in ire. Patti 784-8762. .

TOW NHOMES/
C O N D O S FOR SALE

LESS THAN rent. 2 bedroom/ 2 bath
condo with toft/ office. Low down pay­
ment- assumable with qualifying. CaR
Colleen at the Prudential Arizona Real­
ty 73CX-520O.

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R O O M S FOR RENT

ASSUME NO qualifying. 3 bedroom, 2
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Colleen at the Prudential Arizona Realty
730-5200.

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sample, 990-2669.

ROOMMATE NEEDED to share 2 bed­
room, 2 bath apartment phm i/2 Btilities, 3 Rules from ASU whh 3 poois, ten­
nis and laundry facilities. Call Steve
644-9676.

2 BEDROOM, 2 bath at Papago Park.
Walking distance to ASU. AssmnabCe
lean. Cafl 967-1872

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Rational Recovery founder; Jack
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speaks at foe MU on Thursday, 3/5 from
f 2-2pm in Ventana Room.

REDUCED RENT for minimal child
case. Single mom need» roommate to
share home close to ASU. CaR Cindy
for more information 945-88145.

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PAPAGOPASK
No qualifying FHA loam. End unit with
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carpel $74,900. C l* Terri 838-7772,
ftE/MAX Aaasaui Realty.
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MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE
FOR SALE: Ski poles. 52". $20. Refer
blades, mens size 10-1/2. $30.
960-1861.
FRESH PASTA products by the plate,
pound or patty . R avioli, lasagne,
spaghetti W * dekver wi*re Tempe or
LChOltaw 9960173.
NAGEL COMMEMORATIVE #10. tri­
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TYPEWRITER FOR tale. Electronic
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wess/bo* $50. fad $60 queen $90 Free
debvety. 540-1941.
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Anto Driveawsy Got 956-1406.

AUTOMOBILES
’87 EXCEL GK 3door. red, 5speed, arc,
am/fm cassette, clean, $2,806.
872-8180/ 999-0828.
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Seized *9 Merced» $200, 86 VW $50,
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M OTORCYCLES
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1989 KAWASAKI EX-500 motorcycle,
pearl white, 7,500 miles, new rear the
and battery. Flawless condition. Call
75i^ 53Z2250 KAWASAKI Ninja, good condi­
tion, $1,300or best offer. 784-9521.

BICYCLES
SCHWINNS AND other top brands used
$50-$ 150; repairs, will bay bikes any
co tth k n . Brian 225-7550.
TALL GUY’S m ountain bike. New
1990 Giant Iguana. 23" frame, 2! speed,
blue. $249.95. Bicycle W heelers,
968-80H.
TOURING BICYCLES (2) 15- speed,
complete with full paaters (bags). Ex­
cellent condition $300 each 983-0729.
TREK 830 mountain bike, 21-speed,
great condition, $275/offer. Call Bill
921-7016.

TRAVEL
DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap, in your
name. 1 specialize in quick departures.
Most places USA. A bo worldwide. 1
also bay transferable coupeas/awasds.
968-7283.
HEADED FOR Europe this starerei?
Just $269 will get yew there (andfor
back!) aay Dare from SFOea LAX ow a
commercial jet. ao catches, jest be min­
imally flexible. Airbitch (R).
1(800)397 109*.________ __________

NEW AT ROCKY FT
Daily saifiag trips! ( W perso«. Free
Bea!! Ca* Lany 439-0122 (G kafete)
PLANE TICKET to Boston. Leaves
3/13 and re ta n s 3/23, irreale $250
Ca* 784-8675.___________________

ROCKY FT/M AZAT.
' Spriag bacak 92.* Rocky Finire borei
resenariows. 5- right Mani lla« n aia
special bore $149.9»U4475.
ROUND TRIP a t ewe way to Swa f o r e
cisco. Departs Mrech 13, retrews March
21. Rotred trip $125. ewe way $75. Cowtact Jeaay 833-8773ROUND TRIP tick« to Hoastow. leaves
3/12, r e ta n s 3/22. $173. 829-4925
leave message.

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Tempe. 968-5967.

BUDGET TRAVEL
•R odent flights
•Eurail passes
•H ostel cards
•Int. students ID's
•Travel equipment
•Lots more!

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INTERVIEWING FOR a few sharp
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EnAvant Agency 839-1969.
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BE ON T.V. many needed for coaamercials. Now hnring aD ages. For cast­
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tension T-130i
CERTIFIED VETERINARY t
and receptionist for t
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354, P.O. Box 22333, Tempe, Arizona
85285.
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CHEMISTRY, BIOLOGY, Framed,
Nursing Students: Positions available
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Apply at 4638 South 36th Place, Budd­
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COUNSELOR (MALE) residential
treatment center for disturbed adoles­
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sume: P.O. Box 8509^ Phoenix, Arizona
85066.

FIREBIRDS BASEBALL
is meroüng a cwafcw.
U n tai pnsjn for group
sales and mio is inknslBd is
learning sales and pports
marketing. Partffe« Mon.Thurs.. afternoons avaäable.
$4.6Ckhourpkjs bonus

E X O T IC JOBS
Catt nowand racawaow
informa*« (junto".fato*in
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990-9358

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NOW INTERVIEWING for local T.V.
cootaaercials, prior ads, movies, pho­
tography. (No fee) CEEC Entertaiument 320-4842. . ; '
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DATASOURCE MARKET Research
Firm is accepting applications far tele­
phone survey interviewers. No selling,
will bain. $4.50/hour, bilingual a plus.
6am-3pm and 3:30- 10pm shafts avail­
able. Apply re person Monday- Friday.
I Oam lprn: 4515 South Mc€Tt«tock,
State #101. Tempe 831-2971. EOE.

PARALEGALS EARN $n-$66feour!
Attorney Instructed Home Shady. Free
Catalog! (916)922-2221 ext. A.S.U.
PRESCHOOL TEACHER, experienced.
12 pm-6pm Monday- Friday, tarmedandy 345-2450 Dee.
,

DOBSON RANCH is. now taking appkcations for part time recieatio* and
y p a h r . (must possess lifeguard train­
ing. CFR and. fast aidf) staff. Complete
aw appbcatkm at 2345 Soufe Saratoga or
for more iaferreatiow catt 839-1044.

PROFESSIONAL PART-TIME secre­
tary wanted for Tempe business. Type
50-80 weeds per «unta- Hours flexible.
Good salary phis benefits. 820-8408,
SOLICITORS NEEDED to raise tired,
for aeieaal sanctuary. Positive attitude
essential, Cafl (801)644-2001

ENERGETIC INDIVIDUAL to admin­
ister surveys fo r marketing research
project. 10 hours p er week. Call
7 3 l» W ft
_________

STUDENTS, DEMONSTRATE fast
scflreg e Ironìe yo-yo’s. $3 scBrr, 50*
enreorissian. work yore ow n bants.
423-105»,

FAST FUNDRAISING paeerere. Freknaries. sororities, tludrre dabs. Earn
up to $1000 a oar week. l i r e receive •
Bee wreck just f a r catting 1(800)9(320528 evt 65._____________ _______

★ ★ EASY CA SH **

FULL TIME pay far part three weak,
appreatreere setting owly. No lrffiaf,
flecMe bares. Duys awdevrreagt.bnur
ly plascnreaa»siim!5rnwvitilr Inrreii»
To set-up aw irertrirw. ca* Mfee after
12 uowa423-9933.
GYMNASTICS COACH, M ad coach
far boys progtare. baaaeferee nprareg
USGF eaperiewee p u fctted. aot reawdreoty 926-1480.
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I NEED a few good people re se t app » i a r e a far Visa/MasaevCanL Very
flexible bores, excdleol rnowwitttno
Ca* Christo re MTN 224-0183

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IF Y O U caw w ife awd chew p o re yaw
caw reate $6 to $8 am boor at are pface.
Eveuregs, 24 b o o n a w eek. 351-7420
ask fa r Ray.

894-2250

Taken the GM AT Lately?
to ta le a sim iUr test! Undergrad­
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tah g p artin astu d y condiKtPdliy th e Ufipm ity o i
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HELP WANTED
-GENERAL
SUMMER EM PLOY.
The Big Bear Tennis Ranch in Southern
California needs counselors to work as
tennis, jet skiing, water skiing, and re­
creation instructors. Please contact Bob
at (714)585-3137 for more info.
SURVEY INTERVIEWERS, no sales,
part-time, flexible afternoon, evening,
Saturday shifts. Comfortable office en­
vironment. Frequent raise reviews.
Walk from ASU. Apply 4-8pm Tuesday
through Friday: Higginbotham Asso~
ciates 829-3282.

HELP WANTEDFO O D SERVICE
JOHNNY ROCKETS now accepting ap­
plications for part-time pashier and grill
men. Interviews between 9-4pm. Ask
for John, Fashion Square Mail, Camelback Road/Scottsdale Road, Suite 576.
423-1505.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

HEY GOODLOOKING meet at MihderBinders tonight to make some beauti­
ful music. Karaoke starts at 8:00pm Shari.

PARTY!!!

HEY GREEKS!

Now that we have your attention, Let's
have fun and make Money! Earn $200+
per week working your own schedule,
p ill Diane 494-9564 eastside, Barbara

Killer Custom Gifts and Drop Dead Airbrusing on hats, shirts, clothes... you
name it! We can personalize it for you!
We have Greek symbols. Check us out!
Ask about group rates. We're in the
south basement of the Memorial Union
next to the card stop. Call or stop by to­
day! 965-0500. Art Attacks Ink*

938-468 T westside.

SPORTS MINDED
International marketing firm seeking 3
key people to help open new offices.
Need motivated team players, must like
people* challenges; and fun. Call
. 894-5170 for appointment.

BANQUET SERVERS
Must have Tux Black & Whites and
transportation. HospiTemps Personnel,
1462 North Scottsdale Road, Tempe,
990-9312.
BARMAID, WILL train, references re­
quired, part-time. Apply; Beachcomb­
er, 1825 East Apache. No calls.

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-T.C, EGGINGTONS
Interviewing for dynam ic,
personable, hardworking
waitress part-time.
Must be available Monday,
Wednesday, Friday, and
weekends
for a 3-day schedule.
Apply in person
after 2:30 daily.
1660 S. Alma School Rd.

BULIMIA/

Com pulsive overeating
ConMenM, poserai * eltectve counseling
* trrariwnt. Inaurane» welcome.

Ginnte Grant, CEDC, CISW
897-0444

WESTERN DENTAL Plan now offers
affordable dental care. Free x-rays,
cleaning. Only $49 per year. Call Evan
964-7449.

CONDON
DELIVERY

WORD PROCESSING, secretarial serv­
ices. 23 years experience. Student dis­
co u n t. Southwest comer, Miller and
Chaparral, 994-8145.

CREATIVE TYPING, term papers,
resumes, essays, laser printer, rea­
sonable rates, fast turnaround. Pat,
897-1741.

INSTRUCTION

EXCELLENT WORD processing.APA/MLA papers. Close to ASU.
Southern and Mill. Catherine 921-7242.
LETTER QUALITY word processing.
APA/MLA thesis,, resumes,, fast tur­
naround. $ 1.50/up. Roxanne 437-8830.

RESUM E PACKAGE
10 laser printed resumes, 10 envelopes,
and 10 sheets of paper. Only $19.95.
Dennis 438-7341.

RESUMES $10
Reports; Best Prices, Laser Printer,
Same Day. Tempe- B road way/McClintock, Near ASU. 967-0907.
RESUMES, COVER letters, typing,
editing. Let my English degree work
for you. Deborah 966-2263.

ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE. Nation­
ally certified teacher. Private lessons.
Public lecture-^ demonstrations. In­
formative brochure. James E. Coates,
PhD, 898-8009.

TUTORS
I NEED help: NEEEJCSE 326. Please
call Dana 496-6486.___________
TUTORS: MIRACLE tutoring can cut
your advertisig costs & provide student
referrals. (800) 788-0952.

MISCELLANEOUS
ADVERTISERS! The best way to reach
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State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731.

We Buy Used CD's

WORD PROCESSING - edit - Will pick
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FOR THURSDAY, MARCH 5,1992
ARIES
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19)
Partners work well as a team today.
It's a grand day for you socially, with
romantic introductions coming to those
eligible. Luck is with you m home mat­
ters ss well.
TAURUS
(Apr. 20 to May 20)
An early start brings you job progress,
but the p.m. could be anti-climactic.
Still, you should be hearing some good
news now, especially those of you in
creative fields.
GEMINI
(May 21 to June 20)
Going out together is fine as long as
you don’t spend too much money. Ca­
reer prospects improve dramatically
now. New chances for financial gajn are
certain to arise.
CANCER
(June 2.1 to July 22)
Getting things done around the house
will be one o f your objectives for today.
Later, you’ll be in the mood to step out
for a happy occasion. It’s a happy time
romantically.
LEO
(July 23 to Aug. 22)
Y ou co u ld m eet w ith rom ance
through the job. However, a co-worker
may be touchy today. Favorable devel­
opments in your family life make to­
night somewhat special.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 to S ept 22)
Shopping for the home is favored
early in the day.Taaight, you'll want to
look your best, as you couldn’t have a
better'evening for dating and getting
togetherwith friends.
LIBRA
(Sept.23toO ct.22)
Your positive outlook spurs you to
make things happen for you today. A
spkjndid career opportunity could come
to you now. Entertaining at home should

be a delight.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23 toNov. 21)
Behind-the-scenes financial develop­
ments are favorable right now. Charm is
your ally in all you do today. Good news
pertains to publishing, travel and educa­
tional interests.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
You may be making plans now to host
a party. You could be receiving a lovely
gift or good news about a financial mat­
ter. A friend seems a bit self-conscious
tonight.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
You definitely have added charm and
pizzazz today, but, in dealings with
higher-ups, maintain the proper deco­
rum. Social life should be extra special
tonight.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
You’ll be making plans to visit with
friends from afar. Today could bring
you a wonderful career opportunity. A
charitable concent engages your atten­
tion: Privacy abets romance.
PISCES
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
Morning hours are your best time to
push career interests. Socially, you
couldn't have a better day for getting
together with others. Fun times ire in
store for you.
YOU BORN TODAY have art adven­
turous approach to life and may experi­
ment before settling on a career. Often
you may have a special talent for acting
and brokerage. Usually, you have an
engaging personality ami get along with
others. You would perhaps be happier
in an artistic than a business career. You
are ambitious, but at times can get dis­
couraged. Helping others out is oA^n a
main concern of yours. Birthdate of:
Rex Harrison, actor, James Merritt fVes,
lithographer, and Frank Norris, writer.

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