INSIDE: State Press Magazine ©Copyright, State Press, 1991 tem pe, Arizona A rizona S tate U niversity’s M orning Daily Voi. 75 N o. 54 Thursday, Novem ber 14,1991 Coor questions governors state revenue figures By KEN BROW N S tate Press ASH President Lattie Coor questioned the accuracy of Gov. Fife Symington's estimated state revenue shortfalls Wednesday and hinted at resistance from the Arizona Board of Regents in complying with the governor’s midyear reduction request. “We took a major cut last year on the premike that midyear reversions would be avoided,” Coor said. “There is some real question about the Size of those figures. There are a lot of things we need to look at.” The governor announced Tuesday that unexpectedly low state revenues and supplemental midyear income requests from Some state agencies could result in revenues that fall $147 million short of predictions made by Symington’s staff last spring. The shortfall, partially offset by a $51 million financial, “cushion” requested by the governor last spring, still would leave Arizona $96 million Short of balancing its budget. The state constitution does not allow a budget deficit at the end of the fiscal year, which ends June 30. The Board of Regents, which controls university budgets, is not under Symington’s direct control but has been asked to comply with the cuts. Although Coor said two weeks ago that he had heard rumors of a state revenue shortfall, he said Wednesday that he was surprised by the governor’s estimation. Coor said ASU already has suffered a nearly $16 million loss in regular-year budget cuts and dwindling tuition revenues. University officials, along with all other state agency heads, have a week to submit three alternative midyear plans that include cuts of 1 percent, 3 percent and 5 percent. A 5 percent reduction would cost ASU $¿.3 million. Last December, ASU suffered a $5.6 million cut after state revenues fell $108 million short of predictions. Regent Eddie Basha said it is too early to determine the ASU basketball coach B ill Frieder (center) holds a press conference to announce th a t four players (le ft-rig h t: Stevin S m ith, Lynn C ollins, Jam al Faulkner and Dw ayne Fontana) have been suspended for unauthorized use o f a U niversity telephone cred it card num ber,,:.■ . . .. H oop players suspended 4 starters punished for use o f University phone credit By DARREN URBAN S tate Press v-;. '« ■' '.¿r\: Turn to Budget, page 7. ASU suspended four key. members of the men’s basketball team Wednesday from preseason and certain regular season games for unauthorized use of a University telephone credit card. Sophomores Jamal Faulkner, Stevin Smith, Dwayne Fontana and senior Lynn Collins must repay money to ASU, undergo counseling and perform community service. In addition, they were placed on University probation for the H IV test record creates stigma, professor says eer placement: SU business m ajor nioham m ed Sayeed will m eet w ith of­ ficials to determ ine the placem ent o f the ASU peer board. Page 2 Turn to Phone, page 8. Condoni choices gimmicked ' By ANDREW FAUGHT S tate Press Red ones, blue ones, ribbed ones, lubed ones. You’re not alone if picking the safest condom amidst a tide of “gimmickry” is weighing on your mind — especially after basketball star Magic Johnson’s disclosure a week ago that he is infected with the HIV virus, the precursor to AIDS, local health officials said. Next to abstinence, condoms are touted as the best safeguard against potentially deadly sexually transmitted diseases. But is just anybody capable of making an informed condom purchase? “I don’t think people are able to,” 19-yearold junior Ronite Thompson said. “It was kind of embarrassing. I had to stand in an aisle at the store for 15 minutes reading condom boxes and still didn’t know.” Thompson, a psychology and family studies major, said she eventually had to go to her physician to learn that latex condoms — complete with spermicidal jelly and a lubricant — are the best defense against sexually transmitted diseases. Shaiba By MARSHA MARDOCK S tate Press People who plan to be tested for the AIDS virus should be aware that the test may show up on their medical records. University and health officials said. ASU Professor Rose Weitz said people want to get tested in Arizona need to know that unless they go to a county-run anonymous test site, they could be stigmatized just by having an AIDS test. “If they test positive, or even if they test negative, the fact that they have been tested will likely end up in their medical record — and can result in serious discrimination in the future,” she said. Weitz, author of the book Life with Aids, said insurance companies have legal access to the entire medical record. “An insurance company will then look you up and see if you have been tested, and even remainder of the academic year. Fontana was suspended for six regular-season games. Collins received a four-game suspension, while Smith and Faulkner are out for three. With Collins, Smith and Faulkner, Coach Bill Frieder may pick which fall games they Would miss. Frieder said he discovered the problem looking through a phone bill this semester. “I went to (Athletic Director Charles) Harris with it and said we had a potential problem,” Frieder said. “I volunteered to suspend these four guys for the entire season if he felt it fit because I was very, very disappointed at the time,” Harris said he worked with the Office of Student Life to An ASU professor says AIDS testing could stigm atize insurance applicants. if you tested negative, they’ll still assume, ‘Hmm, this person must be at risk or they wouldn’t have gotten tested,’ ” Weitz said. Turn to AIDS, page 9. Return to hoops: Stress paths: Conflict betw een pedestrians and bicyclists continues. Page Allen, a registered nurse and Arizona AIDS Project member, said the most effective latex condoms also have reservoir tips and a non-oil-based lu b ric a n t to p rev en t breakage. People who add their own oil-base lubricants, like Vaseline or lotions to the condom, are helping to disintegrate the latex and are more susceptible to diseases, she added. “There’s also some that are not made in the United States and are not approved (by the government),*’ Allen said. “We need to have ‘rubber-wear parties’ and more advertising as far as AIDS education.” On W ednesday, the F ox network announced they would advertise condoms, although only as a method of preventing AIDS. Meanwhile, NBC said it is discussing the possibility of condom advertising while CBS is reviewing its policy. ABC officials said they will not show condom commercials. T. F. Blackwelder, a physician at the Student Health Center, said many condoms, selling now in large and extra-large sizes. 6 ASU w om en’s basket­ ball will en te r its season w ith an abun­ dance o f returning talent. Page 11 Turn to Condoms, page 9. Today’s weather: Mostly cloudy with a chance o f showers or thunderstorms, high in the upper 70s: Classifieds....... 13 Comics................... .....,.y.o.,....,,.n:.}..^.,. 10 Crossword.......... ....Mag 16 Horoscopes...;........................................15 Pólice Report....... . . . . . . . . . . 6 Sports.......,..:..............,...,.;....,.,.;.........;.! 1 Page 2 |Tfiuréd^^ovÉiti^er^^^^ State Pré» Placem ent o f p eer bo ard to be determ ined By MARGO GILLM AN S tate Press An ASU peer board designed to investi­ gate student violations of the University Code of Conduct is ready to be implemented, but the board’s depart­ m en tal p lacem en t needs to be determin­ ed, a student leader S a y eed said. “All of the rules and regulations are set up, we just need to find a home for it,” said Heather Collins, chairwoman of the Associated Students of ASU University Affairs Committee. “We don’t know if it should be a part of Student Life or ASASU — we want to make this the most unpolitical board it can be, so it’s fair for everyone,” Collins added. The ASASU Senate approved the review board proposal in April at the request of business major Mohammed Sayeed. Sayeed stressed that students facing Code of Conduct violation charges should have the option of being evaluated by a jury of “students.” Although a University Hearing Board consisting of students, faculty and administrators already exists at ASU, it only reviews cases involving suspension or expulsion. Less drastic cases are handled solely by. Student Life administrators. But once established, the Student’s Board will enable students to resolve matters. If the plans are approved by the Senate, the review board will consist of a student director, a student assistant director and 20 student representatives. An ASU faculty or staff member will serve as the hoard’s .adviser.. Four representatives will be selected to conduct each hearing with the director. Sayeed said he will meet with Gary Kleeman, ASASU coordinator, and Dean of Student Life Art Carter to determine the board’s placement by Friday. Kleeman said he has not had a chance to talk to Sayeed. “And I’ve only had a chance to skim their document,” he said. “I have some questions but no opinions at this time.” He said he cannot comment on where the board should be placed until he gets answers to some of his questions. “I think the basic concept of the board is a good one. I’m just reluctant to talk until I know more.” Sayeed said he and the committee “hope to have this decided by Tuesday so the Senate can vote on it.” “ But if we decide (the board) should belong in ASASU, the process will take longer because amendments will have to be made to the (ASASU) Constitution.” Students also will have to vote on the board’s existence during the spring elections if it is to become affiliated with ASASU, he added. Collins said she is doubtful that the board will become a part of ASASU. “We’d like to start hearing cases by February,” she said. “It would take another year to amend ASASU’s Constitution, and this needs to be put into place as soon as possible — cases are being heard everyday.” Despite the time delay, Sayeed said the board should be incorporated into ASASU because students would view the board as being controlled by administrators if it were placed in the Department of Student Life. “I think students would perceive the board as a puppet of Student Life,” he said. “Students wouldn’t recognize how it would benefit them directly. “ If ASASU represents students, this student board should fall under ASASU' ” Today The Today section is a daily calendar of events happening at ASU that is presented as a service to the University community. Any campus club or organization can submit entries for publication, to the State Press, located in the basement of Matthews Center, Room 15. Entries must be legible, are subject to editing for content, space and clarity, and will not be taken over the phone. Due to space restrictions, the State Press cannot guarantee publication. Deadline for the entries is 1p.m . the previous business day. M eetings •Alcoholics Anonymous: closed meeting, noon, Newman Center on College Avenue and University Drive. •COM 453 class: communication training sessions, 8 a m. through 3 p.m ., M U Y u m a and Pinal Rooms, •ASU Advertising Club: speaker Christine Helms from Career Services, 3:15 p .m ., BA 358. •N .A .T .A .S .: meeting, 3:30 p.m ., Stauffer Hall Room A15. •Gun Devils: meeting and yearbook photo, 5 p.m ., MU Room 209. •Engineering & Applied Sciences College Council: meeting, 5:30 p.m ., ECG 320. •Baptist Student Union: free lunch and devotional, noon, 1322 S. Mill Ave. •Students For Choice: meeting, 2:40 p.m ., W om en’s Student Center. •Campus Crusade for Christ: “ Thursday Night Live” with guest host Joey Schmaltz, 7:30 p.m .. Physical Science H I 50. •Minority Assistance Program: Circle Moving Awareness support group, 3:30 p.m. to 5 p.m ., Student Services Building, Multicultural Lounge A248. Now has seats and a special to go w ith them. Buy 2 slices, get a FREE Medium Drink w/ Student ID 829-3995 j l l E I ANY L A R G E O R X -L A R G E P IZ Z A •Native American Student Association: meeting, 4 p.m., Hayden Library, second floor. •Professional Communication Students Association: New York Pizza f •Christian Students Fellowship: book of Romans, 12:30 p.m ., MU Yum a Room. career planning, 3:15 p.m ., Stauffer Hall Room A440. •European Discussion Club: discussion about mystery topic, 5:30 p .m ., M U Kaibab Room 208E. •American Marketing Association: speaker Barbara Ralston, 4:15 p .m ., BAG 116. •Episcopal Campus Ministry: Eucharist, program and dinner, 6:15 p.m ., Lutheran Center, 15th Street and McAllister. •Undergraduate Law Club: speaker Russ Stowers, corporate attorney from Snell & W ilmen, 5 p.m., Law School GUS1 ~n~ ~ j r ± r n~~ ~ g a " ! Room 116. 9 n iv iv e rs ity 93 33 3 E. E. U Un (Behind Kink< (Behind Kinko's) IG U A N A TH U R SD A Y S WELL, W IN E , DRAFTS ALL NIGHT and FA S T , FREE D E L IV E R Y P LU S 2 FREE 32 oz. S O D A S Not valid with any other coupon. checks accepted Hours: M-Th 11-2 Fri-Sat 11-3 Sun 12-2 THE BU3DB IGUANA r a d ia t in g n e w s o u n d s n ew and u sed album s, c a s s e t t e s , c o m p a c t d is c s imports e domestics • indies • posters • t-shirts • singles buy sell trade N/E DOBSON AND BASELINE 8 9 7 -7 1 0 9 In Papago Plaza 423-8499 W orld/Nation State Pres» Page 3 Thursday, November 14,1991 Senate approves lo w credit card rates WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate voted Wednesday to require dramatic cuts in credit card interest rates, acting one day after President Bush called for a voluntary rollback as a means of stimulating the economy. The m easure, approved' 74-19, was attached to legislation replenishing the nearly insolvent Federal Deposit Insurance Corp, and permitting banks to expand freely across State lines for the first time in 60 years. . A final vote on the overall bill was not expected before Friday. The credit card amendment, sponsored by Sen. Alfonse D’Amato, R-N.Y., would cap interest at 4 percentage points over the floating rate charged by the IRS on late taxes, which changes quarterly. Until Dec. 31, that rate is 10 percent. That would make the credit card cap 14 percent currently —well under the nearly 19 percent industry average. “Banks are making windfall profits from high interest rates they are charging consumers on credit cards, while their own borrowing costs have dropped to the lowest levels in memory,” D’Amato said. “This is absolutely unconscionable that they be allowed to do this to the American people.... The free market is not working,” he said. Sen. Jake Garn, R-Utah, however, argued that the government should not cap credit card rates any more than it should cap prices in retail stores. He said capping rates could dry up credit for many people. “It is incredibly politically popular, but the consumer will pay in some other way,“ Garn said. “To use this meat cleaver is bad public policy.” At a fund-raising luncheon in New York on Tuesday, Bush said, “I would frankly like to see the credit card rates down-1 believe that would stimulate the consumer and get confidence moving again.” Garn said the president was using his office to jawbone rates but was not asking for caps. Meanwhile, the House mounted a new effort to pass legislation rescuing the government’s dwindling deposit insurance fund and tightening bank regulation. It voted 305-112 to begin debate but was not expected to hold a final vote until Thursday. Before it adjourns later this month, Congress must expand the taxpayer-backed borrowing authority of the FDIC or risk having the agency which protects 110 million depositors run out of money. The urgency was underscored by the release of a long-awaited audit of the FDIC by the General Accounting Office, Congress’ watchdog agency ■* “We believe tiuft the fund in all likelihood will be insolvent by Dec. 31,” GAO head Charles A. Bowsher wrote. He Said the FDIC had $4 billion at the end of 1990 and the agency itself said last month its fund had since dropped to nearly $2 billion. The House bill would expand the FDIC’s borrowing authority by around $70 billion. The money is to be repaid through insurance premiums paid by banks and by selling assets inherited from failed banks. Bowsher warned the rescue Could fall short, depending on how the economy performs. The m easure under consideration Wednesday was part of a larger bill rejected, 324-89, by the House on Nov. 4. The defeated legislation also would have dram atically revamped the financial system by allowing banks to enter the securities business and to expand across state lines. W ith th e b a c k in g of th e R ush administration, Rep. Chalmers Wylie, ROhio, was offering an amendment that would give the House a second chance to repeal interstate banking barriers dating back to 1927. But, the securities provisions were not being offered again. Wylie’s amendment also would restrict but not completely close séveral loopholes allowing some banks to sell insurance. Hie politically-powerful insurance agents’ lobby had vowed to work against interstate banking provisions unless they were coupled with the insurance measure. Other parts of the House bill would: •Require regulators to Seize weak banks before they fail. 4 m en killed, 2 w ou n ded in Belfast attacks BELFAST (AP) — IRA gunmen killed four men and wounded another man and a 6-week-old girl in two attacks Wednesday night in Protestant areas of Belfast. A sixth man was wounded in a separate bombing, police reported. Thë British national news agency Press Association quoted the Irish Republican Army as claiming responsibility in a message to local news organizations. The IRA said the men belonged to Protestant Loyalist death squads and that it would give details later, Press Association reported. The agencÿ said the attacks were seen as a response to an upsurge in killings by two outlawed Protestant groups, The Ulster Volunteer Force and the Ulster Freedom Fighters. Victims slain by the two Protestant groups recently included four members of the outlawed IRA’s legal political wing, Sinn Fein. The Rev. Ian Paisley, leader of Northern Ireland’s Protestant Democratic Unionist Party, warned Protestant paramilitaries agaipst retaliation for Wednesday’s slayings. Associated Press photo Leaving home A C roatian m an cries as he leaves his hom e in Vlnkovcl Tuesday. The house w as destroyed In shelling by Yugoslavian federal arm y a rtille ry . The European Com m unity has sent its top n egotiator on the Yugoslav crisis, Lord C arrington o f B ritain, to m eet w ith C roatian, Serbian and other Yugoslav leaders in th e latest bid to end th e Yugoslav c iv il w ar. W om en still earn less, statistics show WASHINGTON (AP) — Women with four years of college earn roughly the same salary as men with only a high-school diploma, according to government statistics released Wednesday. At every education level, women make less money than men with the same amount of schooling. An Associated Press analysis of Census Bureau numbers also found that the pay gap between fulltime working men and women grows wider as they get older. A college-educated woman between ages 18-24 earns an average 92 cents for every dollar earned by a man of the same age and education. Her earnings drop steadily and by the time she is between ages 55 and 64, the average female worker is making 54 cents for every dollar earned by a man. The gap is just as wide between men and women workers who did not go to college. It is illegal to pay women less for equal work. But the law says nothing about paying people differently if they do different jobs. And experts say that’s the problem: The pay gap reflects lower salaries paid .in fields traditionally dominated by women and the difficulty women have breaking through the so-called “glass ceiling” to higher paid positions. Some said women are paid less because it’s profitable for their companies. “That discrimination pays, otherwise it wouldn’t have flourished so long,” said Karen Nussbaum, executive director of 9 to 5, a Cleveland-based association of 15,000 working women. “You can bet people say, ‘We can get her for less than we can get him.’ You know it goes on.” Women earn Iras if they choose careers in fields dominated by women, such as nursing, social work, clerical jobs and teaching in the public Schools, experts say. “The fact of the matter is, many women don’t wish to go into non-traditional, male dominated occupations,” said Carolin Head, assistant director of the American Association of University Women. “It is not acceptable in this country to tell nurses and teachers that if they want to make more, they need to choose a different occupation.” Heidi Hartman, an economist and director of the Institute for Women’s Policy Research, said her organization’s studies show a year of experience adds about 7 Cents an hour to women’s pay, compared with 24 cents an hour for men. “Women’s jobs have not been structured to reward experience,” Hartman said. Adult women with four years of high school on average earn $17,809 a year, about two-thirds of what a man with similar education would earn. With four years of college, women’s earnings rise to $27,344. That’s only about $600 more than what an adult man with a high-school education earns. Four years of college increases his pay to $42,500, more than $15,000 above what a collegeeducated woman earns. The study confirmed other findings that women get a raw deal on pay day and on the promotion list. •The Feminist Majority Foundation recently found that fewer than 3 percent of the top jobs at Fortune 500 companies were held by women. •A Labor Department study of promotion in nine big companies prompted Labor Secretary Lynn Martin in August to vow to shatter the “glass ceiling” that bars women and minorities from the executive suites. He said: “To strike back is going to endanger more lives. If you strike back, no matter how hard you strike back, the other side are going to strike back even harder and you are going to have a spiralling of terrible dark and bloody deeds,” In the first attack, gunmen burst into a house in west Belfast, killed one man outright, fatally wounded another and shot the baby, who was reported later by the Royal ’ Ulster Constabulary to be “ill but stable.” 1 ~,î Poll favors Edwards in Louisiana gubernatorial NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A new poll shows Edwin Edwards leading Louisiana ’s hotly contested governor ’s race, but an analyst said Wednesday that a large number of undecided voters still could swing Saturday’s runoff in favor of David Duke. Edwards, a Democrat seeking an unprecedented fourth term, spent Wednesday campaigning in the New Orleans area. Duke, a Republican and former Ku Klux Klan leader, worked the Lafayette area in the southcentral part of the state. A telephone poll conducted last Wednesday through Sunday by the University of New Orleans Research Center showed that 52 percent of respondents favored Edwards and 26 percent supported Duke. Twenty-two percent were undecided. Edwards still Jed by 46 percent to 40 percent after adjusting the survey for an expected “hidden vote” of people who don’t want to admit they support Duke, pollster Susan Howell said. . *‘However, there was a week to go in this race when we completed the poll, and because of the emotion involved in this campaign, that’s an eternity,” she said. The adjusted survey found 14 percent undecided. Howell, a political science professor, said the revised figures changed upward for Duke when he was given the votes of those who characterized him as “inspiring” or “really cares about people like me.” Page 4 State Press Thuracja^NW22P2¡JÍ¿2221. M aybe G od is m ad ... I have a friend that perceives the world through a theological window. He’s not quite as radical as our ex-governor Evan Mecham, with the direct AT&T hookup to heaven. But he’s still a firm believer that all that occurs on Earth is a direct result of mankind’s actions. Kind of a cause-andeffect karma theory. Sometime ago, he explained the AIDS virus this way. “Sure we’re being punished. Our society’s s e x u a l r e v o lu t i o n , g ro u p s e x , homosexuality, child molestation and folks acting in a sleazy, whorelike fashion has God mad as hell. So he sent this disease down here, to punish us all.” Since last Thursday, when a shocked planet learned of basketball superstar Magic Johnson’s retirement due to positive testing for the HIV virus, I’ve been continually pondering that explanation. The idea seemed a strange one. That a god would purposely see to punishing our “ballof-confusion” world by infecting legions of people, including a magical Johnson, with the virus. Yet the irony of the situation slaps you in the face A man who has done so much for basketball, the black community and young people by being his absolute best, will now do even more as a result of his promiscuity.. By becoming a symbol to the world and awakening the masses, Johnson illustrates that everyone’s sexuality is more than a morality issue, but also one of mortality. By publically revealing his condition — and to some his retirement is enough — Magic became the single-most significant development for AIDS awareness and education. Especially to our country’s youth population, who most easily recognize the man’s accomplishments and identify with him. On Sunday morning national television, This Week with David Brinkley, spent the entire show discussing Johnson’s disclosure and its effect on AIDS awareness. One of Brinkley’s guests was our Phoenix Suns’ own Kevin Johnson, another shining sports exàmple to young people. KJ attempted to twice deflect Sam Donaldson’s question inquiring if he felt that a mandatory NBA policy for testing players should be implemented. Finally KJ took a stand and said he felt the league should. No doubt there will be many of KJ’s athletic peers across America vehemently disagreeing, with privacy among their defenses. And some of our overpaid, undereducated and overly idolized sports heroes will also have snickered when KJ further offered his own advice. Not simply focusing on safe sex but rather thé withouta-doubt solution, ABSTINENCE. KJ’s words were conviction-filled and honest. You might even say they were religious advice, not just for basketball players but for all of us. More of the world needs deeper religious convictions, when considering the low point to where our sexual attitudes have now found Us. If the ’60s and. 70s spearheaded the sexual revolution, maybe the ’90s will see a return to more conservative and responsible sexual consciousness. Maybe our reactionary behaviors must undergo a revamping. When a girl in a short skirt passes a life Ki4// í5 Q ex p / f t WA5 J Ú S 'T iÿ e io ^ e ñ u . e n . A -fu e o f rte W , C ¿XM J7 construction site, workers react like orangutans. When an attractive woman stops her car for a stoplight, the truck driver next door checks the seat covers below. And when overly adored athletes are far from home, on distant road trips, they require additional human worship away from the arena. What happened to Magic Johnson is tragic. But no greater tragedy than that of a young child or infant contracting the virus through a blood transfusion. AIDS affects the innocent as well as the guilty. The white and black. The man and woman. The gay and the straight. Our medical technology forges on, anxiously searching for a cure. . But what if an abstinence policy is the only cure? How many more Magic examples will be needed to attract our attention? How many more innocent lives will end, paying the price for society’s irresponsible selfishness? These questions are the ones we all must look into ourselves to answer. Maybe God is mad as hell. A heartfelt cry, one m o n th after th e w edding B ar Tribune Media Services I cannot keep my horrible secret any longer. I am in love with a married man. The shame of it. The horror, really. I know that it’s hopeless. I know you will say to me, “Stephanie, it’s WRONG. It can never be. Think of the people you are hurting.” But I don’t care. I am going to pronounce it in this Column for all the world to see. Iam going to write it in plain English: I love you, Larry Fortensky. Yes, Larry, I love and crave you, and you alone. Of course, I hoped the wedding between you and La Liz, La Elizabetta, would never come off. I never believed she would take the plunge on Groom No. 7; Wedding No. 8; Guest List of 160; People Weekly magazine Vol. 36, No. 15; Oct. 21,1991. The odds were in my favor, or so I thought. How do you think I felt, Larry, knowing that hairstylistbest man Jose Eber was professionally air-drying and tossing your blond curls; frothing that gorgeous Teamster- mane of yours, for some other woman? The pain, Larry. I wanted those wedding pictures to be our wedding pictures — just the three of us. Just you, me and Michael. NO ONE else. I wanted to walk out of the (main) house on my wedding day and sày to the guests, “Hi, Brooke. Hi, Zsa Zsa. You look great, Merv! What is it exactly any of you do for a living?’’ But it’s more than that. Ever since I saw that little dimple in your chin, Larry, I knew that I had to make you mine. And then, of course, there was the time I flew myself out to l a s Vegas to have you for myself — Yes! f cannot keep my secret!! — when Liz was doing publicity stills for White Diamonds. I’ll never forget what you said to me, Larry. “I’ve got some time on my hands. For about 37 years.’’ I guess I could write here, for public viewing, all the long afternoons Larry and I have spent together. All the things we’ve talked about. There was the time Larry Climbed out of bed, feeling restless, and I knew that something was eating at the core of his being. “You don’t, by any chance, own a forklift, do you, Steff?” he said. “Why, my Pumpkin?” I said, “I just want to , . . I want to move some earth for you, darling,” he said. “From one part of your yard, to the other.” “Oh, Larry,” I said. “This Bud’s for you.” “No way, Precious,” Larry said. “ I am free of all substances, now.” And of course, that really, really hurts me — to remember the Way that Larry and Liz met, in Rancho Mirage — At the Betty F— At the Betty For— My God, I can’t even Say the name of the former first lady, or even the name of her husband, the alleged former president, Gerald; and the rehab clinic where all of it began. I know how much you did for Liz, Larry. When you first m et her, you Were sleek, like a young, twice-divorced, 39-year-old panther; and La Miss Great Movie Star had — let’s face it — a few pounds and ounces to lose. And now; Liz is so very slim: and lovely; and Larry, frankly, you’re looking a little chubsteresque . . She GAVE you those pounds, didn’t she, Larry? She said, “I need to lose about 50 pounds before the wedding, so here — will you take this adipose?” I guess that’s real love. And by the way: It’s not that I have a fixation for Elizabeth Taylor, or want to take away her husbands (or even used car dealer Henry Wynberg, whom we never hear of anymore — who was a peasant, compared to you, Larry ) . All that I’m asking, Larry, is that you think it over. What does Liz Taylor have to offer you? Besides the pre-nup whatever. Besides a lifetime of free hairstyling and tres fitted snakeskin pants. Besides the grandchildren with names like Liza Todd Michael Wilding Burton Sasparilla Hilton, whose parentage is impossible to keep track of unless you’ve been reading the National Enquirer since 1958. Besides the Hope diamond. Write to me, Larry, and tell me it’s not too late. A man needs a hobby. PAUL CORO, Editor DAWN DEVRIES, Managing Editor CARTOONISTS: Ken Collins, Sean Hoy. KEVINSHEH ..................____________________ .....City Editor PHOTOGRAPHERS: Henri Cohen, Jeorgetta Douglas,Sean JENNIFER FRANKLIN........................... A s s t City Editor Opcnahaw, T.J. Sokol, Tamara Wofford. PATRICIA MAH ......... New» Editor COPY EDITORS: Shannon Loughrfn. Kay Olson, Gabrtella MICHELLE ROBERTS ............................ Opinion Editor Sanchez. DAVID KEXEI........................................................ Copy Chief C O Lcm caTa-. iimmy Knpf, Kristi McDowell, Lany Salzman. 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Front D esk...........................................................965-7572 Newsroom........................................................965-2292 Dlsptay Advertising 965-6555 Classified Advertising.. . . . . . . . . 9 6 5 - 6 7 3 1 T O p in io n ____________ S W t P f H I _______________________________________________________________ Thursday, November 14,1991 ______ !_____________Pggg^S Headliners Sad, but true, story blues krStT------ M cDowell Columnist In the spirit of KDKB’s game show, ‘‘Name the Fake Tabloid Headline,” I’ve prepared the following quiz. A. Oral Roberts demands an additional $500 from regular contributors to prevent a “satanic conspiracy:” B. 93-year-old devastates neighbors who pumped up the Volume. C. John Candy replaces Michael Jordan as BVD underwear spokesperson. D. Greg Brady engages in incestuous a f fa ir w ith screen mom F lorence Henderson. E. Democratic presidential candidate challenges Bush in ‘92 election. Difficult as it may be to discern the false headline, it is the underwear endorsement blurb. As much as the American public would relish the sight of John Candy in snug briefs, no such deal has been made. Michael Jordan’s endorsement is still sacred in the undergarment world. What’s this about Oral Roberts? Well, after his latest phone conversation with God, there seems to be a satanic conspiracy brewing on Earth. I’m wondering why it took him so long to figure that out. If l would have known I could solicit money just by announcing the revelation, it would have been done long ago. You might recall Roberts made a plea for funds only three years ago. In 1987, the word came down from the creator that $8 million had to be raised or Roberts was going to be “called home.” The current appeal for funds was mailed to 1 million Roberts regulars. The letter to congregation members states, “We’ve got to have a financial breakthrough or all hell is going to break loose against this ministry.” The self-sacrificing Roberts’ clan has vowed to donate one week’s pay to the campaign. After some careful figuring, I estimate that approximately $290,000 was spent on stamps for the mailings. As an informal consultant, I calculated Roberts could have saved a large portion of that investment by purchasing time on the Home Shopping Network or placed an ad in the State Press classifieds for a few days. At any rate, if the money supply gets too short Roberts may have to take his act on th e ro a d w ith B ib le -th u m p in g contemporaries like Jimmy Swaggart, Billy Graham or p>ossibly even the hour-of-power man himself, Robert Schuller. The headline about the 93-year-old murder suspect is true also. The thought of violent acts stemming from blasting Metallica or even Air Supply is alarming. An elderly gun-wielding marksman is even more terrifying. According to a story in Tuesday’s Phoenix Gazette, a neighbor of the susp>ect said Edward Mazy had a “bad temper.” Really? A good-natured, fun-loving sènior citizen usually doesn’t frequent gun shops with a vengeance. Mazy’s neighbor claimed he had even been threatened with the gun on one occasion. After he called the police, he chose not to press charges because the man was “too old.” Obviously, the man wasn’t too old to hate loud music or tolerate his neighbors. The police have record of one incident when Mazy fired the gun into the ground. It’s a crying shame the victims’ families will suffer for years to come and Mazy may die of old age before his lawyer prepares his defense arguments. Barry Williams (TV’s Greg Brady) busted out of his plaid bell bottoms to reveal his TV family in a sizzling new book, Growing Up Brady. Believe it or not, after LaToya’s incest exp>ose and Geraldo’s sexual conquests, Williams one-upped them by combining the two exploits. Although Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) is no blood relation to Williams, the book alleges the co-star had an afterhours affair. Where did that leave Mike Brady? With Marcia? Alice? Maybe Cindy? Equally astounding is the morsel that cast members had drunken golf cart races around the studio after a tedious day of filming. Makes you wonder what really went on after the cameras stopped rolling on the Leave it to Beaver set doesn’t it? The final headline regarding the Democrats’ chances of capturing the presidency is the most hilarious, but could be a reality if the election were this week. According to several public opinion polls, President Bush’s popularity has been on a downward slide, and another poll, released Monday, said the president would be toe to toe with a democratic candidate if the election was happening now. Is this what Bush meant when he said there would be a “new world order?” Some people m ust change w ith the times Dear Editor: . In response to Mr. Salzman’s article of Oct. 31: Your article is sadly representative of the fear and ignorance that possess the segment of society who hold blindly to the past and refuse to change with the times. In so many words you state that the Green Party is essentially the new “communism” which threatens to chip away at our beloved capitalistic values. To this I reply —• open your eyes, get with the program. The capitalistic values which you refer to date back to the time when there was seemingly infinite resources in this country, and unregulated growth was appropriate for a country that was establishing itself. In case you haven’t noticed, 200 years have elapsed, and natural resources are not as plentiful as they once were. Endangered and threatened species, polluted air and water, and billions of dollars worth of toxic waste testify to the fact that the capitalistic values you defend do not take into account two factors very crucial to human survival. The first, which traditional economics does not take into account either, is externalities. Mr. or Ms. Businessperson, until recently, was not forced to calculate the cost of pouring pollutants into the collective environment into his or her formula for making a profit. Only through the regulation you abhor can the general populace be insured any degree of safety. Obviously even Adam Smith and William Blackstone had some semblance of u n d ersta n d in g th a t “ la is s e z -fa ire ” management of the country had its limitations. Zoning and a host of other government regulatory tools have been implemented to protect human health and safety. How effective this regulation has been is the fuel for a great debate which I will not embark upon here. The second element that traditional economics and capitalistic pursuit do not take into account is collective values that relate to the long-term effect. One thing the “Greens” call for is a future focus. The traditional Native Americans dealt with this aspect Of their treatment of the earth by considering thé effects of their actions on the next seven generations. The capital equation, which does not figure anything but the short-term gain, has much to learn from this. Look around you, Mr. Salzman. Over 90 percent of Arizona’s lowland riparian habitat has been destroyed. Water quality is far from perfect throughout the state. Multiple endangered and threatened species such as the Mt. Graham Red Squirrel continue to be threatened by the pressure of development. Heroic efforts are made by some to attempt to preserve our natural state heritage, but the wheels of capitalistic pursuit of profit continue to march over the weak and defenseless. Preservation of collective values such as the rights to clean air and water were not built into the system originally, but only as an afterthought. The current federal administration seems more concerned with problems overseas than our own social and environmental problems that plague us at home. What kind of world will our children, our grandchildren and our great-grandchildren have left? Jana Fry Graduate Student : Rape can be a w om ans fault Dear Editor : This letter is in response to the Nov. 7 letter written by Ms. Alison Davis. She states that she and Ms. Jennifer Khera believe that rape is never the women’s fault: Both of them are wrong. Let me digress a little in order to illustrate my point. If a person of one race gets in the middle of a group of people of another race and begins to m ake caustic racial statements about those people, that person can reasonably expect to be subjected to physical harm at the hands of the group. And whose fault is it? It is the fault of the person making the racial remarks. Sure, he has a constitutional right to say what he feels, and sure, those doing the beating are violating the law. But it was his fault. It was his fault because he foolishly placed himself in a dangerous situation. If he holds negative beliefs about the racial group, he should have chosen a safer time and place to express himself. Similarly, if a women wears suggestive clothing, goes to a man’s apartment, and/or allows herself to become intoxicated, she can reasonably expect herself to be aggressively approached and, sometimes, even raped. While the man breaks the law, she is at fault. In some cases, though, even a court of law rules a rape to be the woman’s fault. Last’ year, in a Florida court case, a man wasfoud innocent of rape because the court ruled the women asked for it. I don’t mean to say that all rapes are the woman’s fault, indeed, the majority are not. But, I do say that sometimes a rape is the woman’sfault. Now I know that my opinion is hightyj unpopular, so I am going to ask it be: withheld in order to avoid foolishly placing! myself in a dangerous situation. Alvin Chernov Sophomore, Engineering DPS tries to ease pedestrian -biker stress By ASHAHED TRICHE S tate Press P e d e s tria n s who com plain about bicyclists on the malls should respect the few places where bicyclists can ride without penalty — the bike paths, said one ASU police official. “There are a lot of pedestrians who walk on the bike paths ; I think it’s human nature to take the path of least resistance,” said Sgt. R ichard Wilson, of the special operations unit of the ASU police. ASU police monitored areas around campus on Wednesday and asked 50 pedestrians to get off the bike paths during a 30-minute period, he said. “Some people who we asked said, ‘It’s safer on the bike paths because most of the bicyclists are on the malls,’ ” Wilson said. There has always been and there will always be conflict between pedestrians and bicyclists, he said. Richard Bohannon, a junior broadcasting major and bicyclist, said many pedestrians are “hypocrites,” and by walking on the bike paths, they contribute to the problem, “I think it’s kind of hypocritical because most of the people who were complaining about all the bikes on the mall are the people walking oh the bike paths, which causes bike riders to get back on the malls and mow people down,” he said. Wilson said the University’s master plan would establish a “bike system separate from pedestrians.” Wilson said ASU police are trying to ease the tension between bicyclists and pedestrians, and even though “conflicts will always exist,” cooperation is the key. “ P edestrians who complain about bicyclists should respect the few options that bicyclists have,” Wilson said. “You can’t have it both ways.” : SR I fP tH * |||9 fill f]H Irwin Daugherty/State Press A bicyclist and pedestrian share use o f path. P olice R ep ort ASU police reported the following incidents on Wednesday: •A vehicle driver damaged a tree located on the east side of Gammage Auditorium. Estimated loss is $1,000. •Vandals damaged a glass door in Manzanita Hall, Estimated loss is $200. »Vandals damaged a window in Room 229 of Manzanita Hall. Estimated damage is $312. »Vandals damaged a window in the A-wing television lounge of Sahuaro Hall. Estimated damage is $200. 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He is one of the first calm, rational guys the party has had. “Third parties are on the rise; there’s a lot of interest from both Republican and Democratic groups and how this party is going to affect them,” he added. Libertarians will become more visible as the 1992 presidential election approaches, said a representative of the Phoenix Libertarian Party, Marilyn Titschinger, Libertarian Party information coordinator, said the third party will represent innovation and progress in the wake of hard economic times. “There are lots of discontented people, and they are looking for an alternative,” Titschinger said. “ (Marrou) is a good campaigner,” she said. “He’s good at explaining libertarian ideas, and he can be persuasive so that he puts ideas across in such a way people believe it’s what we should do.” The Texas native includes in his biographical profile his 1978-80 Walden experience in the Alaska Wilderness where he “left the distractions and the noise of the thé city” and “came face to face with himself.” “He found his true nature and the meaning of life,” said Marrou of contemporary philosopher Henry David Thoreau, “so did I.” but added the process will begin as soon as the governor receives the proposals from state agencies. Burns said all state agencies —except the K-12 educational program — can expect to suffer under the shortfall. If enacted, a midyear cut to ASU would be the ninth in 10 years. Sen. Lela Alston, D-Phoenix, chairwoman of the Senate Education Committee, said the midyear shortfall came as no shock to lawmakers. But the estimated magnitude caught some off-guard, she said. , “We had some indications that we were in trouble, but the size does surprise us,” Alston said. “The rumor around here is that it may be somewhat of an exaggeration.” Alston said universities would receive little sympathy in this year’s budget contest, regardless of their participation in midyear cuts this year. “There’s an idea among some legislators that the universities have too much money already,” she said. “I don’t share that idea.” B u d g e t ________ Continued from page 1. reaction of the board but added that a midyear cut on an already-ailing budget could mean disaster for the universities. “I’d expect we’d be very concerned about the state in one breath, but that, in the second breath, argue that we deserve priority over other agencies in the appropriations process,” he said. 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One thing Harris asked me, told me, had me commit to him when I came, was that we were going to operate a clean program.” Frieder said three of the four players already have fulfilled their monetary debt to the school. Dean of Student Life Art Garter said his office was reviewing the case and.had not met with the players. Frieder admitted his instinct to suspend the players for a year probably was too severe, saying he understood the need for middle ground even though the NCAA ‘‘has really given us more latitude than I even want,” The four will not play in the three-game Maui Invitational, which opens ASU’s regular season Nov. 25-27. “We knock off three right there, and then we come back to our home opener and we have Smith and Faulkner back, rather than staggering (the suspensions) Frieder said. Frieder added that he would be taking the foursome to Maui because he needed them as practice players. 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Apache • Suite 211 (1 block east of Rural) « Tempe Mn Marrou is eager to field your toughest questions during the question and answer period begining at 7:45 State Prêt» Thursday, November 14,1991 A ID S records, and we don’t always require the exam,” he said. “Sometimes we do, sometimes we don’t- It just depends on what the medical history is.” Mueller said insurance companies do have access to medical records. “Because whenever you buy a life or health insurance policy, you have to sign a medical authorization where we can check into your medical background,” he said. “If anybody refuses to do that, we will not issue them insurance and neither will anyone else.” Jan Holt, an agent with Allstate Insurance, said a negative AIDS test would “ absolutely not” reflect badly on an applicant.; ... . f, “When you stop and think about it, there would be a lot of lawsuits over something like that,” Holt said. Continued from page 1. “So they can still refuse to give you health insurance, life insurance or disability insurance on that basis.” But Randy Mueller, a Scottsdale State Farm Insurance agent, said his company will not refuse to issue insurance if the test is negative: “ That’s not true,” Mueller said. “As an example, on life insurance applications, we test everybody to see if they have AIDS. Everybody is going to get the test who applies for insurance, so that doesn’t make you uninsurable just because you have the test. “As a matter of fact, if you don’t take the test, you can’t get the insurance,” Mueller said those who apply for health insurance are not always tested. “We just take a look at the medical She added that Allstate tests for AIDS only on policies with coverage exceeding $100,000. Weitz said people who want to be tested should call Maricopa County Department of Health Services and find out how to get tested anonymously. Jane DuFrane, Hiy/AIDS services coordinator for county health, said they offer both anonymous and confidential tests. With a confidential test, clients must provide die local health department with their name, address and telephone number if the test is positive. The information is used only for statistical or research purposed. With an anonymous test, the client is not asked for any identifying information, but is simply assigned a number. “If they come here, their test results are released only to them, and that’s in person,” DuFrane said. “If they come here, no matter what, no insurance company will ever get that information.” She added that anyone interested in getting a free test can call 252-1678 to make an appointment. Weitz said the stigma of AIDS will remain, despite awareness that a hero like Magic Johnson will bring to heterosexuals. “It’s still a fatal disease,’’-she said. “It’s still a new, and hence, Very scary disease. It’s still a disease that kills in fairly horrible and disfiguring ways. “It’s still a disease that is connected to sexuality, and we don’t treat people who have herpes particularly well, even though we don’t think of that as a gay disease. So the stigma, I think, will still remain, but will decrease with time.” Condoms__ Continued from page 1, are not “advantageous” and may actually irritate the vagina or penis. He said claims of increased sensation often are grounded in folklore. “The ribbed ones and various shapes are just ploys for sales pitches/’ Blackwelder said. “I don’t think they are particularly beneficial to either party.” The public is becoming less inhibited about buying condoms, said Alan Jay, a pharmacist at RX Plus in Tempe. He added, however, that they need to be discriminating shoppers. Thursday, Nover ìr 14, Weâ M KUKQ nit« 2 for 1 well and ■ • • • • m m .. ^ ¡Blunder Flubber find lanaut Drinks. 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NOBODY T h e P iz z a P e o p le o fA S U LI ¡ ■ I M il l l l l l I “Yofr! fix F irm fltffH rrtf ~ Hours 11 00am-1 30am Sun-Thu; 11 OOam-2 30am Fri-Sfl* m a W9B10.PI State Prêts Page 11 Thursday, November 14,1991 Sun Devils press on Task o f overcoming loss o f 4 starters faces team for opening exhibition A SU w om en host U SC , U C L A this weekend By DARREN URBAN S ta te Press ASU men’s basketball coach Bill Frieder had already planned to use the Sun Devils’ exhibition games as pure practice games, in an effort to,slowly integrate his young newcomers into the game plan. Now he’s forced to do just that. With the revelation Wednesday that sophomore starters Jam al Faulkner, Stevin “Hedake” Smith, Dwayne Fontana and senior Lynn Collins will serve suspensions for unauthorized use of a University telephone credit card, tonight’s preseason game with Australia’s Southside Melbourne at 7 p.m. at the University Activity Center gives the ASU recruits a quick baptism into their new surroundings. “We’re going to change things around and put people where they haven’t worked,” Frieder said. “I’ll be honest — I’m treating these two exhibition games as practices." Fontana will miss eight games all told, including the two exhibitions, Collins will miss six, while Smith and Faulkner will sit out five games each. With the suspensions, Frieder will start a lineup against Melbourne that is filled with all new recruits. Junior college transfers Wun Versher and Dave Anderson will get the nod at the guard positions, while freshmen Mario Bennett and Tony Ronaldson will start at forward. Junior college transfer Lester Neal will begin at center. Only Bennett and Neal are expected to occupy starting spots full time. A thin bench may even produce playing time for walk-on senior guard Jim Nelson. “We’re going to go out and try to accomplish what we want to accomplish offensively and defensively, look for combinations, and get ready for Hawaii (at the Maui Invitational).” Frieder said the problems of his four second-year players, which he called a “learning experience,” does have a silver lining with the swift reaction of the athletic department. “This could be billed as a positive because I think we’ve handled it properly,” Frieder said. “And yet, people Swimmers have things to prove By MARK R. DOUD S tate Press W ith fou r startin g players o ut o f th e lineup fo r the ASU basketball team , an added share o f th e load m ust be carried by key reserves such as forw ard Robert C onlisk. read headlines and so forth, suspensions, and they look at it the wrong way. I’m not that concerned about it. We’ve got good kids, we’re going to go out and get good kids, and when this comes up in recruiting, we can handle it.” The suspensions come on the heels of the Associated Press’s initial top 25 poll, which ranked the Sun Devils No. 24 after last year’s surprising success. “I think it’s a tremendous honor that we’ve .been ranked as high as we’ve been ranked,” Frieder said. “I think it’s a credit Sun Devils enter new year with abundance of returning talent By AM Y JO Y SLADE S tate Press The ASU women’s basketball team has already accomplished something that would have been impossible on many occasions last year. A simple scrimmage the Sun Devils participated in on Saturday would have been unheard of last season, considering ASU played three games, all losses, with just eight players suited up. “In general, looking at where we are in the year, we are definitely way ahead of where we were at this point last year,” Sun Devil coach Maura McHugh said. “Obviously, our injury problem has gotten better, and we also have six new players, which makes a world of difference.” So much of a difference in fact that McHugh said she expects to finish at the top of the Pac-10 and receive an NCAA tournament bid. “Each person has chosen some personal goals for themselves as Well as working out what we as a team need to accomplish,” McHugh said. “The main thing is that we want to win and make a total commitment to the team, the season and the school.” The Sun Devilsj, who finished at .500 last season despite an 8-0 start, will put high preseason expectations to the test when they play the Australian Nationals in an exhibition game on Saturday at 7 p.m. at the University Activity Center. ASU returns eight letterwinners, including all five starters, to our kids and to our staff ,. . but I think people are underestimating people in the Pac-10.” A SU N o te •Ronaldson, an Australia native, has faced Southside Melbourne many times — playing with the National Basketball League rival Eastside Spectres in his home country. The ASU women’s swimming and diving team ranks ahead of USC and behind UCLA, but that’s on paper. When No. 16 USC and No. 4 UCLA meet the ASU women’s swimming and diving team at the Mona Plummer Aquatic Center this weekend, all three teams will have something to prove. USC, which will take on the Sun Devils (3-0) in a dual meet 3 p.m. Friday, finished in ninth place last year at the NCAAs; the Sun Devils finished 13th. Opening this season, the Trojans rank only 16th, four places behind ASU, which occupies the 12th spot. Go figure. “I don’t know how that happened,” Sun Devil coach Tim Hill said. “ USC is definitely a top-10 team. I’m amazed because they lost less than we did.” Unfortunately for ASU, Hill is right. The Trojans finished a disappointing ninth after two of their top swimmers became ill last year. “This could be one of our best teams ever,” said fourth-year USC coach Darrell Fick. “Our goal is to be a top-five team. We have 13 senior qualifiers on the team, which signals our strength across the board. It is a realistic goal.” The Trojans return six All-Americans, led by U. S. National Team member Tara Shriner, an NCAA finalist in her last two years in the breaststroke. The USC squad also has a top diver in Anne Bierzychudek, who finished in the top five at the Pac-10 Championship last year. “Diving could really turn out to be a key for us,” Fick said. “Anne will be a definite factor in dual meets.” The Bruins, who face ASU at 1 p.m. Saturday, aren’t worried about their ranking. They are currently fourth after finishing fifth the past two seasons and are rated about where they should be, according to Hill. “UCLA does not have a weakness,” he said. “They also had as good of recruiting Turn toSwimming, page 1,2. from last season. McHugh has also added two junior college all-stars, two freshmen, a converted volleyball player and a transfer. Junior Frozena Jerro, who was a 1991 U. S. Olympic Festival participant, was required to sit out last season because of NCAA transfer regulations but was able to practice with the team. “ (Jerro) has been through a year of practice, so the adjustment hasn’t been a big one for her,” McHugh said. ‘‘She’s ready to play.” Amy Nelson, a junior middle blocker on the Sun Devil volleyball team who played in one basketball game late last season, will join McHugh’s squad when volleyball season is complete. “Playing two sports is pretty tough on her, but I think she’s done a real good job with it,” McHugh said. “She’s going to finish her volleyball season, and we’ll worry about what happens with their postseason when the time comes.” : Other newcomers include freshman Stacey Johnson, who McHugh said is already playing “like an upperclassmen,” while Candis Carper, also a freshman, is adjusting quickly to learning two different forward spots. “ (Carper) is coming along, but she’s got it really difficult because she’s playing some inside and some outside,” McHugh said. “That’s always difficult on a freshman, but she’s coming along like we expected her to.” Rounding out the additions are Ryneldi Becenti and LaJuana Johnson, both junior college transfers . “We probably have more experience in our junior class than any other team in the conference,” McHugh said of the eight juniors on the team. “They probably have more Turn to Women’s Basketball, page 12. T.J. Sokol/State Press M ichelle C herry is one q f eigh t letterw in ners w ho w ill be return, ing to th e ASU w om en’s basketball team th is season. Page 12 r> State Press Jhursda^ November 14,1991 In any form of badminton, Chan talks with racquet Singles, doubles or mixed, ASU senior is one o f best By MICHAEL FLORES S tate Press S h e ’s th e q u ie t le a d e r of a quiet force in Sun Devil athletics, preferring to let her actions do the speaking. And as the No. 3ranked singles player and No. 2 doubles C h a n player in the United States, it’s not hard for members of the ASU badminton team, to look toward senior Jenny Chan for inspiration. While: her on-court display has been enough to gain the admiration of her coaches and teammates alike, the obscurity of the sport has kept the Chan name a mystery to most of the ASU community. H er trem endous work e th ic and subsequent success have helped the ASU badminton team quietly extend its streak of national collegiate championships to nine. “She practices so hard whether she’s hurt or not,’’ teammate Martin Flores said. “We see her and we try hard as well.’’ As the Sun Devils prepare for a home tournament this weekend, the 25-year-old Chan becomes the team’s newest marquee player. Junior standout Tom Reidy will forego the remainder of the 1991-92 season in order to participate in Olympic qualifying events. A native of Hong Kong, Chan is ineligible for U. S. Olympic competition, but is on the U. S. National Team and is able to compete for the United States in other international events. “ Right now, I’m focusing on the In te rc o lle g ia te and U. S. n atio n al She made it a clean sweep by teaming with Malaysian player Andy Chong to win the mixed doubles title. Chan estimated that she played 13 matches during the weekend tournament. Each match is the best two out of three games. “It’s mentally and physically draining,” Chansaid. So how does Chan stay focused throughout weekend tournaments? Besides keeping in top physical shape, the 5-foot-5 Chan tries to let her practice m e n ta lity c a rry o v er into a c tu a l competition. “I try to approach it like a practice, only with a lot more pressure,” Chan said. Chadwick lists Chan’s ability to perform under pressure as just one of the strong points of her game. “She’s mature, with a lot of experience,” Chadwick said. “She’s been playing for a lo n g tim e.” championships in March and April,” Chan said. “I won the singles and doubles titles the last two years (at the intercollegiate championships) and mixed doubles last year.” But Chan is not one to rest on her laurels. “ Even though she’s the No. 3 player in the nation, she still comes out and trains hard,” ASU coach Guy Chadwick said. “That’s what makes her better than most players.” At the St. Louis Classic last month, thé accounting major added another triple c r o w n t o h e r g r o w i n g l i s t of accomplishments. Just an indication of how tough the Sun Devil women’s team was, was that each of the four semifinalists were from ASU, with Chan defeating junior Andrea Andersson in the final. ‘‘All the girls played well,” Chan said. Chan and doubles partner Liz Aronsohn, a former player and now assistant coach at ASU, captured the women’s doubles title. W o m en ’s B a sk etb a ll Continued from page 11. minutes played in actual games than any other team.” Returning players include sophomores Nikki Thompson and Regina Davis, juniors Lisa Salsman, Crystal Cobb, Monique Ambers and Jovonne Smith and seniors Michele Cherry and Shannon Gridley. “ (The returning players) all played a lot last year, got a lot of experience and know what to expect,” McHugh said. “I think those kids have done their job and are coming back ready to play.” Although it has been nice having an abundance of talented players, McHugh said it has created an ironic problem in that she is having a tough time deciding who will start. “I guess this is good in some ways that it has been very difficult for me to pick a starting lineup,” McHugh said. “It looks different to me every day,” However, McHugh did say that she plans to use two distinctly different lineups, depending on the game situations and who is playing well at the time. ‘‘We can have a really big, strong, power team where we’ll run two big kids like (Gridley) and (Salsman) together playing the inside and move (Smith) to the No. 3 (small forward) spot and then go with two guards from there,” McHugh said. “Or we can run a smaller lineup, with one big player and then move (Smith) to the No. 4 (power forward) spot and run three guards.” McHugh said she toyed with four different lineups during the scrimmage on Saturday and was satisfied with all of them. “Every game came down to the wife — it was a two-point game either Way,” McHugh said, adding that everyone should see substantial playing time. “There Wasn't any team that was clearly better than the other teams!” If ASU lives up to its high expectations, the team could be looking at its first NCAA tournament appearance in nearly a decade. “I think everyone on the team wants to see everyone else do well,” McHugh said. “It’s important that we stick together as a team, help each other out, keep a positive attitude, control the things we can and give it our best shot.” S w im m i n g Continued from page 11. year as anyone in the country.” Coach Cyndi Gallagher returns 10 All-Americans and four Pac-10 champions. Leading the way will be Kristin Stoudt, a multifaceted swimmer who earned seven All-America honors at the NCAA finals last year. The Sun Devils have some weapons of their own. All; Americans Heidi Hendricks, Laura DeVore and Therese Lundin (freestyle), Betsi Hugh (butterfly) and Marni Tobin (backstroke) will team with diver Amy Garner to try and hold off the two-day assault. Hill says the Sun Devils will pe focused and ready to go after each team. “We’re going to try to win both meets,” he said. “We’ll allow the team a little rest this week. They’ll both be good meets, so we’ll worry about UCLA after we deal with USC.” Buy it, sell it, find it, tell it...in S tate Press Classifieds Greet the sunrisewithadailyissueofthe State Press 0*^»o ^ ALLYOU CAN EAT O p sjsjPIZZAgUFfÉT O ft Thursday 6-8 pm $^99 includes sin. 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Excellent con­ dition. $500 negotiable. 784-0498. 1991 HONDA CBR 600 F2. Red/white. B ra n d new - less than 45 0 m iles. $5200/offer. Contact John-425-5122. 1991 YAMAHA FZR 600, perfect con­ dition, low miles, with helmet, lock & four months insurancé. Need money, $4,500/bffer. 998-4)703. FOR SALE 1981 Honda Passport Scoot­ er. 70cc. Runs great Just $250.00. Call Dave a t 892-5230. HONDA ELITE 80cc. 1987 model 7400 miles,- blue, good condition. $450/offer. Call Alex 935-6293. RED HONDA Aero 50cc. 1985, runs g re a t, in c lu d e s helm et. C all D ave 967-6916. SC O O T E R W IT H pep! H onda 250 E lite , runs p e rfe c tly , body dam age drops price to $650.784-9603. BICYCLES 1984 FIERO new clutch, Porsche red paint, injectors, battery starter engine, $2500 negotiable. Rob 996-8582. 1989 TAKARA Olympian 60 centimet­ er, 12-speed road racing bike. Excellent condition. $200.431-1486. HELP WANTED -GENERAL HELP WANTED •GENERAL 998-2992 MISCELLANEOUS FOR S A L E _ _ ^ _ ^ 3 FOOT tall refrigerator, used only one year. $70/offer. 964-6537. MARTIAL ARTS and self defense sup­ plies. Save $! Special instructor rates. Leave message, 545-8736. MASSAGE TABLE - portable, folds. $125.00 Call Susan 966-5116. Collectibles,liundreds to choose, $5 and up. Shipped anywhere, rolled. 1-80034-M O V IE P.O. Box 19019, Tucson, Arizona 85710-9019. You can sell just about anything in the S tate Press C lassified s! $8-$f0/H0UR $5.50CUARAHIU/HOUR MORNING, AFTERNOON, BVENING ★ Nation’s most experienced, largest Telemarketing Co. ★ Hundreds of dollars in Cash, bonuses given out weekly ★ C all on great programs like Magazine Renewals, Telephone Seivices, Trial Preview Book Clubs, Non-Profit Representation ★ Now Hiring 30 Telemarketers IMMEDIATELY ★ G reat Advancement Opportunities P a lm a s * Student Living * 1& 2 Bedrooms * Great Amenities Less than 1 M ie From ASU 1249 E. Spence. Tempe 829-9607 MISCELLANEOUS A U T O M O B IL E S ^ MOVIE POSTER 1 block from campus I H O M E S FO R JA LE_ A TREEHOUSE. Peaceful Las Brisas townhome, parquet flooring, neutral carpeting, skylights, lofts, murphy beds, tre e -sh ad e d c o m m unity. B roadw ay/Price. $62,900 low est p riv e in area, w ont last, call now! Susan Cran­ son, Realty Executives, 839-2600. FEMALE NONSM OKER to share 2 bedroom/2 bath. W asher/dryer, pool, jacuzzi Spring Tree Cbndos. Available immediately or spring semester. $300 plus 1/2 utilities. 966-8035. UNFURNISHED 2 bedroom, 2 bath, w a sh e r/d ry er, L em o n /D orsey area. $400 w ith lease available 12/1. 4960562/893-1994. TWO ROOMS and bathroom for you. $260.00 plus 1/2 utilities. Call Sandy 437-9504, leave message. TOWNHOMES/CONDOS F 0 R S A L E _ _ _ CLEAN ROOMMATE wanted. Share 3 bedroom hom e w ith 2 stu d e n ts. 1/2/ASU. $225 plus 1/3.968-0253. free basic cable T V ; special student ra te s. U n iv ersity A p artm en ts, 1700 South College. 967-7212- / ROOM IN house. $200 includes utili­ ties, Share use o f house. Pool available. Near campus. Call Kathy 829-7031V QUESTA VIDA luxury condo. 3 bed­ room , 2 bath plus w asher and dryer. $700. Heather, 966-8780. ATTRACTIVE RESORT condo! Mas­ ter $225, comfortable loft $175, plus utilities each. Terrific extras, leave mes­ sage 982-2163I v ^ P |B Page 13 Thursday, November 14,1991 ★ Management Staff Committed to Your Success ★ Part or full time; flexible scheduling ★ Lots of sales made hourly D IAL Classifieds work • Call 965-6731! Page 14 State Press Thursday, November 1 4 ,199t BICYCLES TRAVEL D U RA C E CANNONDALE bicycle, red, SR2000, 58 centimeters, excellent condition. $850.954-6429 or 956-3661. PHOENIX TO Dallas/FL Worth, roundtrip ticket D elta Airlines, 11/27-12/1. $200. 894-1384, Paul. TREK 1500, aluminum, Shimano 600,7 speed. Aero wheels, perfect condition. $525 or best offer. 631-5346. TRAVEL AMERICA WEST round-trip to New Y o rk , leav in g 11/15, re tu rn 11/18. $125. 649-0851. AMERICA WEST, round-trip to JFK non-stop for Thanksgiving. Leave late 11 /2 6 , re tu rn late 11/30. M ale. $275/offer. 829-3759. AMERICA WEST, round-trip nonstop to Kansas City for Thanksgiving. Leave 11/26, return 12/1. $222.497-9393. C H IC A G O /O H ARE, O NE wny (female) from Riaeaix November 27. $67. 759-4018. DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap, in your name. I specialize in quick departures. M ost places USA. Also worldwide. I a lso buy tra n sfe ra b le c o u p o n s. 968-7283. ON E ROUND-TRIP ticket to Omaha, Nebraska. Leaves December 19. returns January 5. Dawn, 921-9158, leave message. NOON IS the deadline to get a classified ad in die next day's paper! PH O EN IX -SA C RA M EN TO , N O N ­ STOP, round-trip. Depart 11/27 pm, re­ turn 12/1 pm. Second ticket departs 12/20, returns 12/29. $141 each. Kelly, (916)852-9335. THANKSGIVING SPECIAL. PhoenixNewark, nonstop, leaves 11/27-returns 12/2. $200. Days- 431-7493/evenings863-6425, Peggy. TW O ROUND-TRIP tickets, PhoenixO k lab o m a C ity , O klahom a, 12/2012/29. $ 2 1 0 each. C all G ene (602)299-9588. U .S.S.R .-TO U R -MOSCOW, St. Pe­ tersburg, 5 golden ring cities $1,999, 4/25-5/7 Dr. Axford 965-2200. RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE N O W ! s a n a 1 NICHTS SOUTH PADRE ISLAND S AND 7 NICHTS STEAMBOAT 2 5 AND 7 NIGHTS $200-8300 FOR seUing 50 funay col­ lege t-shirts. Smaller/larger quantities a v ailab le . N o fin ancial o b lig a tio n . 1(800)728-2053. AD REPS WANTED! The State Press is hiring advertising sales representatives. WeYe looking for energetic people who are interested in preparing for a future in the advertising/marketing field. T he ideal candi­ dates will be dependable, dedicated, selfesteemed, self-motivated, able to work independently, have sharp communi­ catio n sk ills, be som ew hat creative, enjoy a challenge, have a vehicle and be graduating no earlier than D ecember 1992. (Freshmen, sophomores and ju­ niors strongly encouraged to apply.) If you have the desire to give yourself the best possible chance of securing a topnotch position upon graduation, this is a job for you. The position includes sell­ ing, designing and creating advertising strategies for local retail businesses. In­ terested in joining a great team ? Call Jackie Eldridge today, 96S-65S5. Lei's talk! ■/'. V i ; . .; Now hiring to fill many entry level po­ sitions. Starting salary range to $24,000 with travel benefits. (303)441-2455. 7 NICHTS FORT LAUDERDALE 7 NICHTS HILTON HEAD ISLAND 5 AND 7 NICHTS APPOINTMENT MUSTANG ISLAND / PORT ARANSAS S A N D 7 NICHTS S e tte rs: g u aran tee + com m ission + bonus + benefits ♦ vacation. Experi­ enced only. Call 350-9518. :: n th Annual Celebration! TOU FREE INFORMATION S RESERVATIONS 1-800-321-5911 HELP WANTED -GENERAL CHILD CARE attendant needed in our T en p e office. One to three small child­ ren. Hours: Monday, Wednesday, Fri­ day- 8am to noon. $4.25/hoUr. Call Cindy at 829-8741. CREATIVE PERSON to teach young people at pre-school about dance, move­ ment, etc. One hour, one morning per week. $20. Call Dee 345-2450. DELIVERY DRIVERS Deliver for the best restaurant delivery company in Tempe. Immediate open­ ings for day and night shift. Must have dependable transportation and current driver's license. Call today 242-9966. ¿HOLIDAY C A S H * HELP WANTEDGENERAL AiKLliNU; PANAMA CITY BEACH ATTENTION: WAREHOUSE/MANUFA CTURER'S rep w anted for small Tempe business. $8/hour plus benefits, hours flexible. Jim, 820-8408. PLANE TICKET to Reno Nevada 11/21 retu rn 11/25, $90 roundtrip. Contact Brett 829-0446. BREAKS DAYTONA BEACH HELP WANTED -GENERAL CRUISE J O B S Cruise Lines Now Hiring. Earn $%000+ per month working on cruise ships. Holiday, Summer a n d F u ll-tim e em ploym ent available. For Employment Program call1-206-545-4155extC211 Completely automated donor plasmapheresis. Discover how easy, safe and fast it is to: Earn$90+a week! while donating much needed plasma. Mention this ad for a $5 bonus on your first donation (M onday- Satu rday). Only canter in Valley paying: $10- 1st donation, $20- 2nd donation in sameweek. MAKE BUCKS! Need to make some extra cash? Sell ad­ vertising for the aw ard-w inning Sun Devil Spark Yearbook during Christ­ mas break. Begin training in November and reach sales goals by Christmas! Earn 15% commission. M ust have ve­ hicle. This is an excellent opportunity for business/marketing majors to obtain preprofessional experience as well as a great addition to any resume 1 Sales ex­ perience not necessary but helpful. If you are outgoing, friendly, dependable and goal-oriented, please call Gwen Lawrenz to set up an interview: 965-6555. MARKET RESEARCH. Phone inter­ viewers. Experienced? Also hiring an additional supervisor. Evening/w eekends. Tempe. Robert, 967-4441.; 2 1 E. 6 th S t , Tem pe HOLLYWOOD CASTING referais for Arizona/California film and movie pro­ jects. CEEC Entertainment, 274-6362. INTERNS WANTED, juniors/seniors wanted for internships in Senator DeConcini’s office. Get credit and valuable w ork experience. C o n tact In g rid a t 379^6756. JOB OFFER for spring sem ester. 25 year old q u a d rip le g ic A SU stu d en t needs personal care assistance, weekday m o rn in g s, 1-2 h o u rs p e r m orning, $8/hour. Stephen 784-9538. LOOKING FOR people to set up ap­ pointments for local Tempe business. No sales involved. $4.50/hour guar­ anteed plus commission. Call 921-7828 after 2pm, ask for Cory* LET STATE Press Classifieds work for you now! Call 965-6731 for rates and information! You can even use your Visa, MasterCard or American Express for phone orders (personals excluded)! EARN XTRA MONEY T IS THE SEASON' •D o Something Worthwhile •Guaranteed Hourly W age •Bonus & Incentives •Paid Initial & Ongoing Training •Full & Part Time Hours •Paid Vacation & Many Extras Get Involved, Be A Part of The Prevention Efforts of: CHILD ABUSE DRUG ABUSE DRUNK DRIVING Join Reesebrothers, Inc. In Doing Public Awareness And Fundraising For National Non-Profit Organizations ‘N oS ailin g' Good Communication Skills A M U ST reesebrothers, Inc. BUSTER'S RESTAURANT is now hiring experienced food servers. Please apply in person: 8320 North Hayden, Scottsdale. 951-5850. DELIVERY DRIVERS Deliver for the best restaurant delivery company in Tempe. Imm ediate open­ ings for day and night shift M ust have dependable transportation and current driver's license. Call today 242-9966. JOHNNY ROCKETS has immediate openings for experienced wait sta ff f t cooks. Red Robin, 1375 West Elliot, Price Club Plaza. (Mill Avcnae Merchants Association) RESTAURANTS/ BARS HELP WANTED-FOOD SERVICE ORDER CLERKS! 12 people needed for our inside sales order department. Average $7-11/hour bate. Bonus plus rapid advancement Call Neil 968-1966. 894-2250 FULL OR part-time, minimum 3 days per week. M ust work Saturdays. Ari­ zona Cactus Sales, 963rl061. PR O G R A M M ER 'S W A REH O U SE seeks sales/tech-support team member w ith com puter science background. M ust have excellent com m unication skills and self-directed w ork abilities. Contact Cindy Harrison at 443-0580. P art-tim e, full-tim e, day /n ig h t shift cashier/fountaiii people. Fashion Square Mall, 423-1505. AssociatedBioscience, Inc. 1015South Rural Road, Tempe UNIVERSITY PLASMA CENTER HELP WANTED-SALES N A TIO N A L N EW SPA PER carriers (12) needed, 22-34 hours a week, very early A.M. hours, w ill train, own de­ pendable auto, good pay, call for inter­ view 320-3675. needs mature people to work part-time at the O ld Town Tempe Fall Festival from D ec 6-8. Various positions available Must be at least 16yearsold. Interviews .will be held ac M A M A W arehouse mmm 921-8112 HELP WANTED •GENERAL RED ROBIN'S TEMPE STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now hiring lunch servers and dinner bussen. Apply in person: 5001 East Washington betw een 1 0 :3 0 -1 1:30am and after 1:30pm. YOU SAY i t we display it - only in the State Press Classifieds! Call 965^6731 today for rates and information! RESTAURANTS/ BARS “ BUSINESS Î10.000/M ONTH POSSIBLE mailing packages. No investm ent C all 1-800821-5450, extention 121, recorded mes­ sage. PETS KITTENS NEED home. Male/fjemale, solids/stripes. W e're orphans, plea ve give us a horne. 258-5257. FREE LOST/FOUND FOUND CAT: 1 year old, female cat, white with black spots! Call 968-8633. on Saturday November 16,1991 10am to 5pm FREE SIX month old golden lab mix needs a new home and lots of love im­ mediately. Please help. Call 350-9612. LOST BOT 108 lab manual, desperately need to find it, has name and ASU ID in it. Reward. 464-5312. OUTGOING INDIVIDUALS sought for sales positions! Excellent part-time income. Earn S8-S10 hourly. D eter­ mine your own hours. H iring imme­ diately 5r8 people. Call 921-4044. F y N D R A jS IN G ^ _ ^ FU N D R A ISER. LO O K IN G for fraternity, sorority and student organi­ zation interested in making $500-$ 1,500 for one-week marketing project on cam­ pus. Must be organized and hard work­ ing.Call Marla 1(800)592-2121. PHOTOGRAPHERS NEEDED must be experienced and good w ith people. Early m orning w eekends, good pay. Contact Wayne (602)451-1816. PRE-MED/SCIENCE STATE PRESS Classifieds work. 965-6731. majors. Part-tim e positions, flexible scheduling. H arris L aboratories has Monitor positions available to monitor activities in our pharmaceutical studies. This is an excellent opportunity to gain experience in your field of study. Apply at: 4638 South 36th Place, Phoenix. AA/EOE. . : . .. ;• MIS! $500...$1000...$1500 R ESEA RC H S P E C IA L IS T , 2 0-30 hours a week. Design and manage data­ bases. Analyze data using statistical soft­ ware. Program and generate reports DBaselV, SPSS, Quatro Pro. Experi­ ence preferred. U niversity benefits. 255-1018._____________ ___________ SALES ASSOCIATES F o r y o u r fra te rn ity , s o ro rity , team o r o th e r c a m p u s o rg a n iza tio n . Part-time. Must be available over holi­ days. 15-20 hours, evenings and wee­ kends. Apply in person: Arizona Images/U-Shop, Cornerstone Mall, Tempe. ABSOLUTELY NO INVESTMENTREQUIRED! CALL 1-800-950-8472, e x t. 50 T -SH IR T SE C U R IT Y , p a rt-tim e , $4.25/hour. 839-7939. SUBS & SALADS WESTERN RESERVE Courtside Cafe now hiring for full or part tim e posi­ tio n s AM /PM . Free m em bership for good worker. Contact Mark, 2140 East B roadw ay Road, Tem pe. E.O .E. No phone calls please. FREE REG. 6" BLIMPIE W ORLD GYM Scottsdale needs floor help, computer skills required. Apply: 1465 North Hayden. No calls. SUB SANDWICH W ith Purchase o f any 6” or 12” Blim pie Sandwich HELP WANTED-SALES EXPIRES 12/14/91 NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER OFFER VALID WITH COUPON ONLY. ONE PER CUSTOMER. NEW INVESTMENT banking firm in Arizona. Willing to train young, enthu­ siastic people to become leading stock­ brokers in the Valley. Will trade stocks in the NYSE & OTC markets. Prefer college degree but personal interview deciding factor. Call David Kramer at Franklin-Lord, 423-7773. l SERVICES SERVICES SOFT SUDS yfcar VMasb Apache & Terrace SE C om er o f B roadw ay/R ural - J C A # O U v PERSONALS 2 DAYS till Grand Itfx Paternities get psyched for a weekend of racing. See ya at the finish lime. A DOZEN red long-stem roses deliv­ ered, $20. Call A fter Hours Flowers, 894-3419. A rA V IPS- W e love you 1 You're al­ m ost th e re - w e support you 100%. Love, your sisters. CHI-O AMY Purvis: Congratulations on Order of Omega- we>e so proud of you! Love, your sisters. CHI-O I love my Bigsis Rachel. You're the greatest. Have a great day! Love, Lilsis Kathy. SERVICES Self Serve INCLUDES: Engine & Tire Clean; Presoak; Foamy bubble brush; High pressure soap, rinse & hot wax; SPOT FREE RINSE. Try our $2.00 Touchless Automatic State f t w t PERSONALS PERSONALS C H I-O SU ZI, Storm y, C hristina and Karen- The Sneakiest People on Earth, visit T he I^ ip ie s t Place on Earth. 33 or Bust! Holy sieuthery- Nancy would be proud. Next mission: underground tun­ nels and definitely a trip back to the o f Stagecoach Cafe, but I think w ell have to get the skinny from Ida... Oh! And we can secretly plot the murders o f Pinnochio, G oofy and Cinnabon. Thanks for the m ens. Love, Queen Disney. C O N G R A TU L A TIO N S NEW Theta Chi Exec: President Justin L., Vice Pres­ id e n t F re d e ric k M ,, S e c re ta ry Jay "Lum pitoris" P., Treasurer Scott M ., Marriial Dan K., and new social Brian R. C R O S S C O U N T R Y - T o d d , D ave, Sharette, Trish, and Kristin good luck at D is tric ts an d g re a t jo b a t PAc-10's. W ell b e cheering for you! Love, The Teafti. SCOTT B. I'm glad you're still here. Thanks for foe last few days. Hope your grandfather's okay. Love me. EAT, THE Decline o f Western Civili­ zation is near. SIGMA CHIS- Thanks for a great happy hour! Love, the Alpha Chi's. EEE KARI- Seen Elvis' ghost lately? "Don't be crael..." Haha! It was a great night- let's go do it again! (Not!) Love, QB. EEE MINDY- or shall we say Madame President? Congratulations on Panhellenic President! W e're behind you all the way! Sigma love, your sisters. ZBT- WE had a wonderful time at our mixer! Let's do it again real soon! Love, the women of Tri Sigma. ADOPTION ADOPT AAA SATURDAY night witness the De­ cline o f Western Civilization. DEKE JOHN M , congrats on becoming President! I love you, Lisa. DEKES, GET ready to burn rubber at G am m a Phi G rand Prix! Love, your coaches. FIJI MARTY- Here's that long awaited p e rso n al! W h at's for d in n e r? I f it's good, I'U let you pick your bedtim e story. You know who! THE ASU BOWLING TEAM WOULD LIKE TO THANK ITS SPONSORS FOR OUR RAFFLE: •A’BEAR'S •AM EX TRAVEL •DR . KARL BERGER •BOB’S BIKE BARN •BREWSKTS •HOLIDAY IN N •MARGIN IN T’L, INC. •R A M A D A IN N •UNIVERSITY THEATER •VILLAGE IN N •WELLS PHOTOGRAPHY We know this is a difficult time for you. May we help by promising to. give all th e lo v e, w arm th and s e c u rity you would want your new baby to have. Will pay your medical/legal expenses. Call Judy or Hunter collect anytime. (718) 472-1344. SERVICES BODY THERAPY, yoga and zendo for women, and men. 964-8455. 777 West Southern #115, Mesa. ______ __ BUNGEE JUMPING Over Firebird Lake. Two years experi­ ence,* over 6000 jumps in Arizona. $49 1 ju m p , $69 2 jum ps. C ài 1 Free Fall Bungee, 870-8427. T h o r b e c k e ’s G ym 9 6 6 -6 6 2 1 $12 per month plus $50 one­ tim e m em ber­ ship fee. E L E C T R O L Y S IS— PERM A N EN T hair removal. Remove unwanted hair forever. Student discounts. Call for more information: 969^6954. HOLIDAY N A IL Special. Tips with overlay- $35, sculptured nails- $25, fills- $15. A rizo n a H a ir C om pany, Broadway/McClintock, 968-1954. G AMMA PHI Shawna get excited for dinner Friday night out in BFE. Should be fun. T| UNER AD RATES: RlU 46H 15 words or less $3.50 per issue (1-4 issues) $3.25 per issue (5-9 issues) $3.00 per issue (10+ issues) 15c each additional word. No abbreviations. The first 2 words are capitalized. No bold face or centering, no type size changes. Personals (1 5 w ords o r less) a re o n ly $2.00. You can also a d d G raak sym bols to y o u r p erson al fo r o n ly 50c p a r so t (3 sym bols m ax. p e r set). Cash, Check (with guarantee card), Visa, M asterCard or Am erican Express. W e're located in th e 'b a s em e n t of Matthews Center, Room 46H . O ffice hours are 8am -5pm ,, Monday-Friday. Personate a re accep ted in pereon w ith stu d en t I.D . LOSE EXTRA pounds before Christ­ mas vacation. Safe and affordable. No contracts and no pills. 100% nutritional. Sara- 831-5790. NEED HELP? W e sUll have space in the following classes: MAT 106, MAT 119, MAT 210, PHY i l l . Small groups, low rates. Contact Matrix Education Center (“Simon") 968-4668. MISCELLANEOUS MAGGIE’S TYPING Hayden’s Ferry Review 965r1243 HELP!! TUTOR needed for ACC 315: Financial A ccounting and Reporting. Keith 894-9157. F RE E NOS KNOWWHEN TO SÆTWHEN. r TUTORS Tutoring - All subjects HOW TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: In person: HEALTH AND FITNESS MISCELLANEOUS TUTORING/SMALL GROUP instruc­ tion: Spanish, French, Italian, German, Russian, Japanese, C hinese, Korean, Greek, Arabic, ESL/TOEFL. Arizona Language Institute, 962-8677. MISCELLANEOUS C L A S S IF IE D DISPLAY RATES: (p er column inch, per insertion) 1 time: $8.50p .c,i. 2 -5 tim e s : $7 .75 p.C ;i. 64- times: $7.35 p.c.i. All classified display ads have borders. Type can be bold face, centered, etc. An average of 15-20 words can fit in one column inch. GAMMA PHI Grand Prix. November 16. Don't be left in foe Dust JD, SURPRISED?!!? Happy 1 month an­ niversary! I hope there w ill be many more to come. Love, Jane. TYPING/ W 0R D PR 0£ESSIN G _ 15 words or less $4.50 per issue (1-4 issues) $4.25 per issue (5-9 issues) $4.00 per issue (104- issues) 15c each additional word. The firs t word(s) are 10-point bolded, centered type (15 characters m ax.). Rest of ad is regular justified liner ad type. G AMMA PHI B eta Grand Prix is this S a t, N ovi 6. We are excited for our sec­ ond year at M alibu and would like to thank all participating houses!! W e'll see you there, love the ladies of Gamma phi B eta INSTRUCTION TYPING/ WORDPROCESSING^ SEMI-DISPLAY RATES: THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! IN F O R M A L R U SH D in n e r at ATA Thursday 11/14 at around 5:00. come o v e r a n d h av e so m e o f M arg aret's Famous Food and then head to a happy hour afterwards. Questions? Call Mike Foote 784-0656. Page 15 Thursday, N o v em b e r 1 4 ,1 9 9 1 By phone: Payment with Visa, MasterCard or American Express only. $6 minimum on all phone orders. Personele a re n o t accepted o ver the phone! 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M ake-goods will not exceed foe cost of the originated. ■ DIMENSION CABLE CHANNEL32 Tuesday 10:30pm Thursday 3:30pm DIMENSIONCABLE CHANNEL 35 Check local listiogs Your Individual Horoscope -Frances Drake: 6 TANS $20 Exp. 11-30-91 (With this ad) NEW BULBS University & Dorsey QOQ . , 0 _ Next to Beauvais o £ a “ i f < 3 ( 1 .What kind o f day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars Say, read the forecast given for your binh sign. FO R FR ID A Y , N O V EM B E R 15, p la c e less em p h asis on superficial 1991 things. A R IES S C O R P IO . (Mar, 21 to Apr. 19) (Qcti 23 to Nov. 21) You have the courage o f your convic­ Y dur w ill pow er is very m uch in tions and are capable o f record achieve­ evidence now. You know what you’re ments in mental areas today. Business after, but try not to be too self-insistent and social life may take a second place o r d o m in e e rin g . T a k e noth in g for now. granted ip business. TA U R U S SA G IT TA R IU S (Apr. 20 to M ay 20) (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Som e meet with competition in busi­ It *s a good day to practice some selfness and need to be on their toes. Be analysis. You’ll get to the root of a careful, how ever, not to antagonize problem. Travel is on your horizon, but anyone. You may be entertaining a t try to keep expenditures within reason. • home tonight. C A PR IC O R N G E M IN I (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) (May 21 to June 20) Some achieve a position o f leadership: Extra attention to duty m eans that a in connection with a group. Think twice turning point is reached in job interests. about possible household guests. You A friend tends to exaggerate now . may be taking on m ore than you should W atch wasteful spending after dark. at present. CANCER A Q U A RIUS (June 21 to July 22) , (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) New ideas bring you success ip busi­ It’s a reach for the top now and you ness. Physical fitness counts now. Enjoy should be successful. Y ou’ll go all out ; sports, exercise, and recreational pur­ to get what you want out oflife. B e more suits. Be committed, but less intense in attentive to a loved'one post-afternoon. romance. P ISC E S LEO (Feb. 19 to M ar. 20) (July 23 to Aug. 22) Y ou’re intent on making a trip. The Try not to còme on too strong at home unexpected could m ean a change in base or a contest o f wills will be the your routine at work today. Accent result. Vary your routine in pleasure moderation tonight as there is som e tenpursuits. R efrain from f ix in g business . dency to overdo. and pleasure. YOU BORN TODAY have a flair for V IR G O Urge enterprises and are often drawn to (Augi 23 to Sept. 22) a professional careen Sometimes, busi­ The accent is on nicntal achievement nesses allied to the arts appeal to you, today! Y ou’re both articulate and in­ though often you are creatively talented sightful. Evening hours, though, warn y o u rs e lf. Y o u 'r e u s u a lly a g o o d against self-indulgence and escapism. m oneymaker and are successful in the LIBRA com m ercialization o f yo u r creative (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) gifts. A home is important to your hap­ Y ou’re a shrewd bargainer in business piness. Birthdate of: Marianne Moore, and where money is concerned how. poet; Petuia Clark, singer, and Georgia Y ou'll make new friends today, but O ’Keeffe, painter. Coftynghl 1991 by King Features Syndicate. Inc. CUP SOME DEALS! The November issue is here l Look for it on campus, on your door or at your favorite local business!!: Or get your copies at Student Publications in the basement of Matthews Center. ; DEVIL DEALS IS PRO DU CED BY STUDENT PUBLICATIONS AT ASU