© C o p y rig h t, S ta te P re ss, 1991 Voi. 75 No. 42 T e m p e, A rizo n a Friday, October 25,1991 Arizona State University’s Morning Daily 2 r e g e n ts a tte n d ASU tu itio n ta lk s By KRIS M AYES and MARGO GILLMAN S tate Press H.nr1 Cohen/State Press S tudent R egen t Abedon Fim bres and Regent Herm an Chanen (above, l>r) listen to student pleas a t a tu itio n hearing Thursday In th e MU along w ith ASU President L attie Coor and Associated Students o f ASU P resid ent G reg M echem (below , l-r). ASU studente and Arizona Students Association delegates blasted members of the Arizona Board of Regents for failing to attend' a tuition hearing at ASU Thursday, one student calling it an ‘‘exercise in futility.”; Only two members of the board, Regent Herman Chanen and Student Regent Abedon Fimbres, attended the event — the last of three hearings held by the regents at the state’s universities. The hearings were designed to inform regents of student concerns about a possible tuition hike next year . Former ASASU presidential candidate Thayer Verschoor lambasted governing board members for their insensitivity to student concerns. “I have to be honest; I feel like this is an exercise in futility,” Verschoor said. ‘‘When I see that they don’t show up to , the meetings, it really upsets me. “ Every year students give you reasons for no (tuition) hike, but it doesn’t m atter—you raise it anyway.” Tony Gibson, an ASA delegate from NAU, asked how regents Can “pretend to acknowledge the (state) constitution if-you can’t even attend these meetings.” “Please do not abandon us as you have abandoned your responsibility to these tuition hearings,’’ Gibson said. Gibson, who attended all three tuition hearings, said at least five members of the board failed to attend a single meeting, including Regents Eddie Basha, Andy Hurwitz, Doug Wall and ex-officio regents Gov. Fife Symington and Superintendent of Public Instruction C. Diane Bishop. But Fimbres, who also attended each hearing, defended his colleagues’ absence. “From a student perspective, it was very disappointing,” he said. “The perception will be that they don’t care, but in actuality they do.” Though Hurwitz could not be reached for comment, Chanen said Hurwitz wished to attend the ASU hearing but was conducting a trial at the time of the event. Chanen said Basha could not attend due to illness. Attendance fluctuated throughout the hearing, but approximately 200 students gathered in the MU Arizona Room to listen and express tuition concerns a t one point. Appeals to the panel, which included ASU President Lattie Coor, Associated Students of ASU President Greg Mechem and Regents Executive Director Molly Broad, became heated at times. “What the hell is going on?” demanded student Liz Vasquez. ‘‘Nobody has answered these questions. No one has answered what is going on in this system.” One student approached the regents from the speaker’s stand and waved his holeridden shoe at the board'members, saying he could not afford any further tuition increases. “This shoe is held together by shoe-goo and dental floss,” said Skip Schrader, a junior Japanese major. “But I’m lucky. I’m single, and I don’t have a family. We’re here Turn to T uition, page 8. S ym in gton s popularity cou ld drop m ore, p ro f says has had an ongoing intimate relationship with his executive assistant for international relations, Annette Alvarez. This comes after a statewide poll of more than 700 adults showed Gov. F if e S y m in g to n ’s public Symington’s approval rating had dropped since July. approval has dropped since July, and The allegations were based on a letter, discovered by the recent allegations could cause it to m ag az in e, from Alvarez to Symington that suggests such a dip even lower, an ASU professor said. “I think the public perception is relationship exists. “Regardless of whether it is true of not, it’s a tragedy for potentially quite damaging to the gov­ the state,’’ Merrill said; “It seems to continue this trend that ernor,” said Bruce Merrill, ASU we have a bunch of yahoos in government in Arizona.” professor of media statistics. Merrill said the latest allegation is just another in a line of “It’s going to affect his ability to S y m in g to n events that have damaged the public’s perception of govern.” «= ' * An article in Wednesday’s New Times alleged the governor Symington. B y D .J . BURROUGH S tate Press Controversies surrounding the Arizona Department of Public Safety, Southwest Savings and Loan and the Mercado enterprise have changed public opinion of Symington, he added. “When you live in a media society, the problem is there is the truth and there’s what people think is the truth and, unfortunately, the truth is irrelevant,” Merrill said. The statewide poll shows that even before the recent allegations, the govenor’s popularity had begun to slip. In July, 40 percent of Arizonans had a positive View of Symington’s job performance while 12 percent reported a negative view. 0 . Torn Sym ington, page 8. They’re baaack; bike cops resume enforcement by citation By ASHAHED TRICHE S ta te Press Just when you thought it was safe to ride your bike oh campus without chance of penalty, the bike cops are back — and writing tickets. “ We’ve begun citations, and we’ll probably be doing more enforcement by citations in die next few weeks,” said Sgt. R ichard Wilson of the special operations unit of the ASU police. “The enforcement appears low because of the ratio of officers to dismount zones,” he added. “We can only concentrate on certain areas on certain days.” '— tic 11 a g rees: c-ouncilwoman Bar­ bara Sherman and other council members agree that local conference is informational tool for Tempe’s probl ASU police had previously hoped people would voluntarily comply with campus bicycle safety so they would not have to write tickets. Kevin Garret, manager of Domenic’s Cycling, 1004 S. Mill Ave., said bicyclists do not realize the danger in failing to obey bike laws. “ You can get hurt pretty bad,” he said. “A lot of people aren’t going to listen to you. They don’t care. “The majority of people who ride bikes don’t really want to learn how to ride them (safely).” Domenic’s gives out a nine-point bicycle T o ta lly P itta: Mark Pitta of Fox Net­ w orks’ Totally H idden safety disclaimer that tells bicyclists how to use gears, helmets and bicycles. It also instructs riders on bicycle safety. “People generally don’t pay attention to what they are doing,” Garret said. A bicycle safety class, taught by faculty associate Yvonne Morrisson, is offered at ASU. “It’s a one-credit pass/fail, so anyone can take it,” Morrisson said. “It deals with teaching people how to ride effectively, more efficiently and for more enjoyment.” MorriSson said the class, offered on Saturdays from 9 a.m, to 12 p.m., almost always is filled“It’s designed for all levels of cyclists,” she said. Morrisson added that there are not enough campus bike paths for bicyclists to utilize and enjoy. Creating more dismount zones is a “shortsighted solution” to the problem of Congestion on campus, she added. “I see fewer and fewer places where bicyclists can get from one place to another on campus,” Morrisson said. “I wish there was some way bicyclists could get safely to the center of campus and pedestrians can get safely to the center of campus.” B a ttlin g th e B ruins: The ASU Sun Devils get pumped up for their w ar against the UCLA Bruins Saturday. P age 11 Today’s weather: M ostly sunny w ith a high n e a r 80* C lassified s.......................w ...» ...;,........... 15 C o m ic s................................................... 10 C ro ssw o rd ................................................6 H oroscopes...... .....................w n ............. 15 P o lice R ep o rt.................. ..........................6 S p o r t s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Page 2 Frtdav^October as^i991 S W Pres» M a y o r , c o u n c i l c a l l c o n f e r e n c e ‘g o o d t o o l ’ infrastructure and especially our rail system to capture some of that trade.” In addition, Sherman said the city’s chamber of commerce is looking into obtaining a sister chamber of commerce in Mexico to facilitate trade. Some of the conference’s workshops dealt with administrative rather than economic problems. Vice Mayor Carol Smith said she went to a meeting that addressed different ways of dealing with conflict at the city level. “It showed us how to make conflict into a win-win situation for both sides,” she said. Sherman also participated in a workshop meeting “went pretty well.” “ E v e ry th in g p asse d ex c ep t two resolutions, and one of those was a special resolution,” he said. The content of the approved resolutions will not be released until Monday. Councilwoman Barbara Sherman, who attended a workshop on the advantages of a U. S,-Mexico free trade agreement, said the pact would be beneficial to the state — and possibly to Tempe. “Most of the trade out of Mexico and Latin America would come through states such as Arizona and Texas,” she said. “The city of Tempe ought to be looking a t its JOHN YANTIS S tate Press Tempe Mayor Harry Mitchell and members of the City Council are calling a statewide conference of Arizona cities and towns a good informational tool for problems the city may face in the future. The conference, which runs through Friday in Yuma, gives city leaders the chance to meet and discuss common problems facing cities across the state. Mitchell, a delegate on the conference’s resolution committee, which is developing a policy statement for cities which will be forwarded to the state Legislature, said the concerned with the relationship between city staff and the city council. “ It was designed to make council members become leaders of city staff, rather than followers,” she said. Sherman said the workshop showed members how to monitor city staff in ways that are effective for the city council. In addition, the meeting stressed the importance of diverse public opinion on issues before city councils. “It was a good discussion,” she said. “I think we have too narrow a perspective in Tempe government. We need to have diverse perspectives.” Today The Today section is a daily calendar o f events happening at ASU that is presented as a service to the U niversity com m unity. Any cam pus d u b or organization can subm it entries fo r publication to the State Press, located in th e basem ent of M atthews C enter, Room 15. Entries must be leg ible, are subject to editing for content, space and clarity , and w ill not be taken over the phone. Due to space restrictions, th e State Press cannot guarantee publication. Deadline fo r the entries is 1 p.m . the previous business day. Meetings •A lcoholics Anonymous: closed meeting, noon, Newman Center, College Avenue and University Drive. •Zoology Grad Students: Dr. William Rathje, UofA anthropologist, will speak about landfill excavation, 3:30 p.m ., MU Pima Room. •S ociety for C reative Anachronisms: Medieval brewing class, 7 to 9 p.m ., MU Room 213. •Program fo r Southeast Asian Studies: Free film, “ Three Paths: Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism,” 11:40 to 12:30 p.m ., BAC Room 216. •A m erican M arketing Association: Western Regional Conference, 4:30 p.m., Sheraton Tem pe Mission Palms. •K ayak Club: practice, 6:30 p.m , Mona Plummer Aquatic,s Center. •AIESEC: meeting, 4 p.m., MU Mohave Room 222. •In tern atio n al Students Council: free movie, 6 p.m ., MU Arizona Room 207R. •E ngineering & Applied Sciences College Council: happy hour, 5 p.m , Juan's Cantina. •N a tio n a l S tudent Speech Language & H earing Association: meeting, noon, Language & Literature Building Room A109. •D e v il’s Juggling Club: meeting, 3:30 p.m ., in front of Language & Literature Building. •S chool o f Justice Studies: “The Law: Is It Good for You, or Anti-W hite,” 2 to 4 p.m ., College of Law Room 105. •In tervarsity C hristian Fellow ship: meeting, 7 p,m „ MU Pima Room 211. •N A S A Pageant Com m ittee: Fry Bread Sale, 11 a.m . to 2 p.m., Cady Mall. •S tudents fo r the N ational Organization fo r th e Reform of M arijuana Laws: meeting, 3 p.m ., Student Services Building Courtyard. This Weekend •B eta Alpha Psi: Game-A-Thon, Saturday, 7 to 10 p.m., MU Arizona Room. •P i Sigm a Epsilon: meeting, Sunday, 6 p.m ., MU Mohave Room 222. •A SU W ater Polo: UofA game, Sunday, noon, Student M O S T O U T ST A N D IN G C O IN -O P IN TOW N!! WHITEWATER O ASIS COIN-OP LAUNDRY & DRYCLEANERS N W CORNER APACHE/DORSEY TRY OUR FACILITY ONCE, AND YOU’LL NEVER USE ANOTHER!! • Clean • Air C onditioned • Fountain, w ith FREE Hot C hocolate Chip Cookies Baked to Your O rder z • Always A ttended < in Safe, C lean Fun j • Big S creen T.V. U • Tholes So You C an S tudy 0 • Meet N eat People!! z 5 0 m ■ X 0 0 0 X i I > ! N O W E IG H T L IM IT . „ WE USE ONLY THE MOST MODERN WASHING EQUIPMENT!! 1 2 5 0 E . A P A C H E AT D O R SE Y PHONE 9 6 8 -9 3 9 7 •;P Z ill . Ñ 1 , RURAL T S u I 1 0 ARACHE iQ o T FREE LARGE COKE W H E N YOU D O YOUR LAUNDRY AT WHITEWATER OASIS 1 2 5 0 E. ARACHE It ? L e t ’s B e C l o t h e s F r i e n d s ! NICEST LAUNDRY AT ASU C lstf i f i c a t i o n s In the Oct. 24 issue, a story failed to state Cindy Lyons’ full title. Lyons is the marketing manager for the PC training program at the ASU Downtown Center. In the same issue, a story about library journal cancellations incorrectly stated Dora Biblarz’s title. Biblarz is the associate dean of collection development. Also, to add new journals in its field, the Russian and East European Study Consortium must drop other periodicals equating to 120 percent of the value of the new title. ONE GREAT PRICE, TWICE AS NICE! Get Two Small Original Sandwiches and Two Medium Drinks for $ 5 . 8 9 . (Reg. $6.96) O n e ith e r w h ite o r w h e a t s o u rd o u g h b re a d . W e b a k e it fre sh eac h d ay . Expires 11-8-91. Not valid with any other offer. WEEKLY. MONTHLY OR SEMESTER LAUNDRY PLANS—FILL OUR BAG AS FULL AS YOU CAN i In the same issue, a health brief incorrectly Stated that flu shots would be available at Cady Mall on Oct. 24. Flu shots are available at Cady Mall, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., Oct. 25. Sandwiches ♦Soups ♦Salads We'll Go Head Over H eels lb Serve YOU!! D rucleanlng In By 9. O ut by SI! z In the Oct. 24 issue, a story incorrectly stated that ASU employee Sharon Mellem began working at ASU in 1990. She actually began working at ASU in 1987. Gchlotzsky’s < III C o rre c tio n s HOT CHOCOLATE CH IP COOKIES M EET NEW PEOPLE 1 2 5 0 EAST APACHE BLVD. Recreation Complex pool. •A SU Cycling Devils: meeting, Sunday, 5 p.m ., president’s pool. •A S U Honors Journal: meeting, Sunday, 7 p.m ., McClintock Hall Study Lounge. LIMIT ONE PER V6IT EXP. 12-1-91 ENTERTAINMENT Tempe Center 18 E. 10th St., Tempe 968-0056 W o r ld /N a tio n Page 3 Friday, October 95,1991 S irte Prest B u s h c a lls la w m a k e r s ‘p r iv ile g e d ’ W A S H I N G TO N (AP) — P resid en t Bush on Thursday blasted Congress as a “privileged class of ru le rs,” above the laws it passes for others, and pressed lawmakers to revoke their special exemp­ tions. Seizing on the antiCongress mood that followed the recent Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in the Senate, Bush declared that lawmakers’ practice of freeing themselves from compliance with many laws “shatters public confidence in government.” “I would wager that the American people do not know that Congress has exempted itself from the sexual harassment laws private employers and the executive branch must obey,” the president said in a broad speech attacking congressional practices. But Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell, D-Maine, said Bush apparently had forgotten that a bill he signed last year applied the civil rights laws to Congress — but not the White House staff. “Those who seek to reform others should first seek to reform themselves,” Mitchell said. “I respectfully suggest in this case the president begin with applying the laws to his staffs as the Senate has already done.’’ White House spokeswoman Judy Smith acknowledged that last year’s Americans With Disabilities Act had applied several related laws to Congress, but she said it did not give congressional complaintants the same legal remedy— the right to sue —that is available to private sector workers. Mitchell said Bush was looking for a political issue to distract people from the sad state of the economy. But Bush said he was so disgusted with the graphic televised hearings on sexual harassment allegations against Thomas that he is restricting future congressional access to FBI reports on presidential nominees. “The bruising hearings showed what happens when political factions let agendas overwhelm personal decency,” the president said. With their “X-rated statements,” the hearings made the, Senate“ more like a burlesque show than a civics class,” he told an audience of three good-government groups — the American Society for Public Administration, the National Academy of Public Administration and the Council for Excellence in Government. He demanded that Congress appoint a special counsel to find by Jan. 3 who leaked Anita Hill’s sexual harassment accusations while the Senate was preparing to confirm Thomas to serve on the Supreme Court. As Bush spoke; the Senate already was moving toward a vote on a broader special counsel investigation — passed 86-12 Thursday afternoon. Bush also said Congress should set a sixweek time limit on confirming his nominees to government posts. His comments brought a heated response from Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., a Judiciary Committee member who said it was the White House that created a dismal public showing in the Thomas hearings. “The administration’s troops led a seekand-destroy mission against Anita Hill,” which included ‘‘smears and innuendoes” to discredit her accusations, he said. Y ugoslav forces con tin u e attacks ZAGREB, Yugoslavia (AP) — Serb-dominated Yugoslav forces pounded Croatian defenses around the Adriatic resort of Dubrovnik on Thursday and captured a town just to the south in one of the heavier attacks of the 4-month-old war. European Community observers said federal army and Croatian defense officials agreed to a truce in the Dubrovnik region, to take effect at 5 p.m. But Croatian National Guard commander Imra Agotic said in Zagreb that gunfire was continuing about an hour past the truce deadline. Heavy fighting was reportedly continuing elsewhere in secessionist Croatia, while archrival Serbia seemed to dig in ever moré fiercely against EC proposals to bring peace to this splintering Balkan nation of 24 million people. Serbia and its three allies remaining on the eight-member colléctive presidency said they would boycott EC-sponsored peace talks in The Hague on Friday. The 10th EC-negotiated truce, which went into effect Saturday, has collapsed. Croatia and its neighbor Slovenia declared independence on June 25, but armed ethnic Serbs declared autonomy in regions of Croatia, and have captured about a third of the republic’s territory with the backing of the Serb-dominated federal army. More than 1,000 people have died in the fighting. Croatian defense officials said the federal army on Thursday again shelled the eastern Croatian stronghold of Vukovar, besieged now for about two months. Karlovac. 30 miles southwest of Zagreb, came under fire from multiple-barreled rocket launchers, they said. Zagreb radio reported heavy fighting on the central front near Pakrac, 70 miles southeast of the Croat capital. One villager was killed and several were wounded in nearby Prekopakra, and another civilian was killed in Daruvar, just north of Pakrac, it said. After one failed effort Tuesday, federal forces made a successful amphibious assault Thursday on Kupari, a resort four miles south of Dubrovnik, both sides said. Zagreb radio said federal army troops advanced on land to within V-k Associated Press photo A C roatian tan k fires at Yugoslavian arm y position during figh tin g Thursday a t th e C roation v illag e o f N ustar. miles of Dubronik. Refugees are fleeing the hillsides and suburbs around Dubrovnik and have taken sanctuary in the city’s historic heart, EC spokesman Simon Smits said. For the first time in three weeks of fighting, shells fell Wednesday within the thick old walls of the city, an architectural gem. EC monitors angrily summoned Gen. Andrija Raseta, deputy commander of the fifth federal military district, to their Zagreb hotel headquarters to explain the attacks on Dubrovnik on Thursday. Although he does not control all federal forces around Dubrovnik, Raseta immediately agreed to a cease-fire, Smits said. After continued military action was reported, Croatia’s Agotic questioned Raseta’s ability to negotiate for the army. “Either Raseta is not competent to negotiate or no one respects what he agrees to,” he said. About 50 student hunger-strikers from Dubrovnik demonstrated outside the hotel where the meeting took place. They waved a placard reading, “Raseta destroys Dubrovnik, Europe observes.” Arab groups unite; radicals seize Lebanon headquarters DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) — Arab parties to the Middle East conference reached a united stand Thursday, but Palestinian radicals opposed to the talks rebelled against Yasser Arafat and seized the Lebanon headquarters of his mainstream PLO faction. One Lebanese security source described the bloodless insurrection at the Ein elHilweh refugee camp outside Sidon as an attempted coup d’etat against Arafat because of his support for the conference. The P alestin ia n s who seized the headquarters and most of the teeming refugee camp around it immediately began talks with other Lebanese factions opposed to the conference. There was no immediate comment about the uprising from Arafat, who was in Tunis, the Palestine Liberation Organization’s headquarters. In Damascus, Syria, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon and members of the PLO staked out a hard-line position for the talks, ruling out s e p a ra te tre a tie s w ith Isra el, demanding a halt to Jewish settlements in the occupied territories and insisting that Israel negotiate on the status of Jerusalem. Saudi Arabia and Morocco, which will attend the Oct. 30 conference in Spain as observers, backed the decisions by the front-line Arab states. The Saudi foreign minister, Prince Saud al-Faisal, met in Damascus with the PLO’s top foreign affairs official, Farouk Kaddoumi, the first Saudi-PLO meeting since before the Persian Gulf War, when Arafat angered the Saudis by backing Iraq. Sources said the Arab leaders in Damascus were galvanized by Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir’s decision Wednesday to supplant his relatively dovish foreign m in ister and lead Is ra e l’s delegation himself. Israel has repeatedly said it will not discuss Jerusalem or the settlements, and Israeli media reported Thursday that the Israeli delegation now would be stacked with hard-liners, including possibly a representative of Jewish settlers from the occupied territories. Shamir, in an interview published Friday in The New York Times, reiterated his opposition to concessions of land or of Jewish settlement in the occupied lands, but insisted thè talks still held out the possibility of “revolutionary change.” “There will be mnany obstacles in these negotations, maybe many crises. But we have to begin because one thing is clear: Without negotiations, we will never get peace,” Shamir was quoted as saying. Shamir’s decision to head the Israeli d eleg atio n th re a te n e d to sp lit his government, the most right-wing in Israel’s history. His spurned foreign minister, David Levy, met with Likud supporters on Thursday, and some backers said Levy would seek to oust Shamir as leader of the party. One of the Arab conference sources in Damascus, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the the participants had differed widely on some points, but after Shamir’s decision they felt their best stand would be “total harmony.” The source spoke on condition of anonymity. Shamir’s decision likely will spur Arab states to upgrade their delegations as well, which were initially set at the foreign minister level. The Syrians had been pressing the other Arab states to agree not to sign separate peace accords with Israel. They do not want a repeat of Egypt’s 1979 peace treaty with Israel, Hie Jewish state’s only peace treaty with any of its Arab neighbors, which shattered the Arab alliance and neutralized the Arabs’ major military power. The Arab states want a ‘‘complete Israeli w ith d ra w a l” from 'occupied A rab territo ries, including Jerusalem , an “immediate freeze” on the construction of Jewish settlements in these territories, and “realization of the legitimate rights of the P a le s tin ia n p eo p le” who seek an independent homeland. Yasser Abed-Rabbo, a member of the PLO’s executive committee, said Arab parties reached “an understanding” that group talks with Israel — a mechanism for the gradual normalization of the Jewish state’s status in the region — will be deferred until the Arabs know exactly what Israel will offer. In Washington, Israeli sources said a dispute with Syria over where the group talks would be held could break up the'peace conference. The sources, speaking on condition of ano n y m ity , said Is ra e l w ants the negotiations shifted to the Middle East after the initial round of speeches and meetings in Madrid. Opinion Pagc4 State Press Friday, O ctober 85,1991 Boos &B Me rr Jp Foz. we 10 P 1Wze m & A s THE ARIZONA 3 oaZT) of PEtr&lTs _ couiDk'T /tfreA p m e AZIZOV4 STATE T u m o ri HEARIhlO&t L e t 's Boo to Arizona Board of Regents members for their lack of attendance at Thursday’s final open tuition hearing. With the only opportunity for students to express concerns directly to the people who determine their educational finances, just two regents (Herm Chanen and Student Regent Abedon Fimbres) showed for the series’ final hearing even though it was at ASU. It’s understandable their careers consume much of their time, but it is a sad state that has the same number of regents at a NAU hearing as it does at ASU’s. 5 (H e MEM5EF- CLAIMED HS‘Q "W ntiEfL HAÜE A Keor ¿a HAl, DoHe THAti i-SO E fi T o A dlMCA OF Slii^ELLfAp ¿PLUEE6 BEP(TS>!' . CH t MEA\@EIE LOAS /Al CCUZ--T Bravo to each of the 200 students who did raise their voices for all of us at the hearing. But they may have been the tree falling in an empty forest. fóz FAiú/i¡[? -7& lO A ji Bravo to the athletic bodies who reversed a decision to lower the discount on this season’s basketball tickets for faculty and staff. While the price changes are inevitable, everyone will have fair knowledge that it is coming rather than its previous dead-of-summer indoctrination. BACE A SJVE&tr figo»! th e Mw b f z a rie m a A , Boo to the ASU police for (rusting students enough to “voluntarily” follow bike safety laws. What campus have they been on the past decade? Students have and always will travel their own path. So be careful, the citations are back after weeks of kamikaze bicyclists skating on your heels. C h eers T V series m ay encourage in sen sitivity to w om en S h e a re r North American Syndicate Washington — Is Cheers dangerous to America’s psyche? I’ve been pondering the consequences of America’s most popular comedy television program ever since Anita Hill’s story of sexual harassment at the hands of Clarence Thomas was undercut by a bunch of knife-wielding Republicans. Could it be that America’s women failed to come to Anita Hill’s side because they have become immune to the serious nature of sexual harassment, thanks to television comedies like Cheers'! Isn’t there a cultural contradiction at work in this instance? In case you’re one of the five Americans who is unfamiliar with Cheers, it features a cast of lost middle-aged characters who meet mightly in a neighborhood bar in Boston because they don’t want to go home to their spouses. Since the show began in the early 1980s, it has revolved around Sam Malone’s (Ted Danson) relentless quest for sex with two female associates, Diane Chambers and Rebecca Howe. When the television series began, Diane started out as a waitress in Sam’s bar while she took some college courses. She viewed herself as being intellectually superior to her boss, but none of this prevented Sam from thinking of her as an ideal prey. Though Sam always failed to flatter Diane into bed, he succeeded, according to his account, with dozens of less intelligent women. After Diane left the show, Sam’s attention became riveted Angry about sexist letters, cartoons D e a r E d ito r : First, I would like to say that as a female I take offense to all of the female bashing that has come about from various students on campus, including one of our infamous State 5 ia H on Rebecca, his new boss, which resulted from a business takeover. As with Diane, the thrust of Sam’s energies have been devoted to little sexual innuendos. Here is a sample of such dialogue. See if you think it is so innocent. Rebecca: “My heart is saying ‘yes.’ My mind is saying ‘no.’” Sam: “Why don’t you let some other parts of your body break the tie?” Rebecca: “You disgust me. I hate you.” Sam: “Are you as turned on as I am ?” During such continuous sexual banter between Sam and his female prey, the program’s scriptwriters go to great lengths to sugar-coat their sexist lines and balance the women’s responses. Their goal is to make the business of Sexual harassment appear acceptable to women. By using the same approach, Sam is never preceived as being a sexist pig because as hard as he tries in seducing the sexual women of his dreams —he goes as far as to lure them into his office, locks doors and throws away keys — he never suceedS. Since this charming, quick-witted, uneducated middle-aged bachelor never prevails, he’s viewed as more of a clown than a serious threat. But the blatant verbal sexual harassment, which is central to Sam’s act, is always present. In order to make this approach palatable to women, the program’s mentors always have Sam’s conquests shut him down. Surveys show that women like watching other women knock down cassanoyaS right and left. They know they can’t be so bold in their respective offices, but in watching Cheers every female verbal put down is a victory for feminism. Press cartoonists. In reference to Monday’s cartoon about sexual harassment, I would like to make it clear that women do not “W.I.S.H.” to be sexually harassed in any form. All types of women, including heavyset women, have been harassed and that will continue to be until people like Sean Hoy accept the idea that women do not want this happening to themselves. Any “Womyn Ignored by Sexual H arassm ent” should consider In this instance, are women fooling themselves? Is Cheers something thoughtful young Americans, in particular, ought to be laughing about? Sam Malone, after all, believes the opposite sex is a lesser breed. What concerns me about Cheers is that some college age males are growing up to behave like Sam Malone. They try to act debonair and to be as cutting with their words toward women. But rarely do they elicit even a chuckle from potential female, companions, the way Sam Malone does. This, in turn, breeds resentment from all parties involved. Most feminists I know don’t get too worked up about Cheers because they think the m edia has improved its Characterization of women so dramatically, that it doesn’t pay to bitch about this program. Yet as good, clean fun as Cheers is supposed to be, I’m Concerned that too many people take Verbal sexual harassment as a joke. After decades of fighting for equal status in employment, women should not be told to laugh off obscenities and humiliating advances — however humorous they may be — by their male co-workers or superiors. Granted, the role of women in all areas of our society is changing rapidly, which means men must bend with the times too. This calls for painful adjustment among all parties. In this regard, the sooner Sam Malone learns to appear slightly more contrite, the happier I will be. Don’t get me wrong. I can laugh at good jokes. I just think Sam Malone ought to have some moral pangs about the indiscretions he engages in. After all, whatever happened to old-fashioned restraint and good manners? herself blessed. Regarding the recent letters about feminism, I do not agree with Matthew Kerchner, who considers Partick Lovell’s letter funny. Kerchner makes light of the sexual harassment, in all forms, by deeming Lovell's letter as funny. I agree that Lovell is sexist and insensitive to women, however, I don’t think he is someone to laugh at. As for Lovell, Anita Hill has a lot to lose from her testimony. Her reputation was at stake. He job is at stake. As a result of her coming forth, people where she teaches are calling ,for her resignation. If that is not enough to lose, I don’t know what is. Our society is not responsive to the needs of the sexually harassed. Many men believe that they are doing something that a woman will like. 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So there I was, with my computer lying dismantled on my kitchen table, and I realized much to my horror that I actually knew how to,put it back together again. This is sort of the moral equivalent of “Learn Brain Surgery By Mail,” I decided, because if I can take a computer apart and put it back together again, then nothing is sacred. The world was probably safer under Brezhnev. When you work on a computer daily, as I ' do (as well as millions of other Americans), you always have the insistent fear in your mind that the technology will betray you eventually. Somehow, the pornographic letter you’re writing to your boyfriend on your in-house office system will get mysteriously beamed onto the screen of a cash register at a Safeway supermarket in Topeka, Kan., or else NASA headquarters. And your boss will find out. Or worse, you’ll lose an important document. On the other hand, the great thing about computers letting you down is that they make a great last-ditch scapegoat when your brain, and your willpower, have failed you that week. (“Wow! You gotta excuse me! My computer just went on the fritz!” Isn’t it ju st the way? You can pay us the $58,000you owe Us when you’re back on-line again!!") “Dad — I WANT to be afraid of computers,” I tell him. “But there’s nothing mysterious about them,” my father says. “ It isn’t brain surgery; trust me.” (And actually, my nextdoor neighbor IS a brain surgeon, and he’s been trying unsuccessfully to put the same lawn mower together far the past nine weekends. So perhaps there’s something to the saying, “No skill, once acquired, is greater or lesser than any other.” I just made that up.) Blaming a computer is a million times better than blaming a person, because you also get to hit the computer. With a baseball bat. Anyway, slowly and surely, my own father, who is Gadget Guy, has been trying to wean me away from my fear of computers. I called up my father and said, “OK, Dad, shoot. Talk me through this. There’s no other way.” In my mind, of course, I could only think of Karen Black in Airport ’75 — where she landed the jumbo jet according to instructions from Charlton Heston over the telephone, even though she was only a stewardess, although her hair was tousled Anyway, the Monday my computer broke down on me, I was up a creek because I was on deadline, and as usual, the A-drive began making a strange grinding noise, like sharks’ teeth mangling someone’s kneecap — and I knew that no technological cooperation was going to occur. when the cockpit windshield blew off. “Get a screwdriver,” my father said. Fifteen minutes later there was a stack of wires and circuits on my kitchen table. And the worst thing was, I was getting into it. My father would say, “Disconnect the yellow wire.” And I would say, “How about if I disconnect the brown wire?” “No, don’t disconnect that one,” he said. “Your house will explode.” Since I knew he didn’t mean it, I disconnected the brown wire and re-connected it, anyway. (I had gone semi-mad with power, you see.) In the end, people, the problem was very simple: The A-drive had a slipped belt, which I cleaned and replaced. Then I made a few improvements inside the computer: straig h ten ed out a few badly-sited components and gave the whole thing a nice dusting and polishing. But now my life is never going to be the same. It’s really, really horrible knowing there’s nothing in the world you can’t do. i e th e e d ito r Lletters— -------Free speech protected, urged on campus malls Dear Editor : Free speech and academic freedom values and practices are so central to campus life that I want to respond to the coverage and editorial commentary respecting requests to the Campus Environment Team about evangelists speaking on Cady Mall (Oct. 11,1991, State Press). To clarify an initial point in the article, my comment was not that the speakers had interfered with students trying to get through Cady Mall. Rather, I had noted that students had reported that concern to me or to the Office for Student Life. I had not drawn any conclusion about that and had noted, as reported, that any individuals on campus have the right to express any views they want. The issue for the campus community, not just the CET, is not one of stopping evangelists, or anyone else, from vigorously expressing their views in various public locales — including a central locale where they could attract any and all who want to hear them. Should any student, staff or faculty want to prevent evangelists or others from expressing their views, the guideline principles of the CET, available in the Hayden Library or from myself or other CET members, would oppose such actions. The free speech interest we have is to work with others on campus to try to ensure everyone’s rights of expression. Old issues of the State Press during the civil rights and Vietnam War activist period in the late 1960s and early 1970s will provide some background basis to the CET’s present concerns. Before the Hayden Library lawn area was designated as a centrally located free speech area during that period, the Cady Mall area became the locale for confrontations which sometimes went beyond shouting down of one or another expressed views. As some students strongly expressed their civil rights on war perspectives, others insisted on walking through the same area as the speakers, with periodic emergence of cam(>us security to try to prevent violent conflicts. At that time I was one of those who worked out ah agreement with student protest leaders to ensure that they could present their views at times and places that would advance their exercise of free speech, not only at odd times and places but during midday on campus and not in a corner of the University campus, but centrally located to try to reach students and others within the campus community or public. One such place was the Hayden Library lawn area. The result was the continuation of spirited speeches on various issues, many critical and controversial, with a sharply lessening of open confrontation which had resulted in a diminishing of freedom of expression on our campus. On the editorial boo commentary: Respecting the view that the CET should be chastised for even looking into student complaints, all I can say is that we are obligated to look into complaints, but not necessarily to agree with them. On the commentary that free speech should not be confined to any set area, I agree that there must be a variety of areas for open forum speeches, but it never has been the case on this or any campus that all areas are open to speeches. Should anyone attempt to give speeches in such places and times as to clearly interfere with others’ rights in an open passage area or in some other directly harassing manner, it has always been the case to limit that behavior in order to ensure each party’s rights. Having said this, lam very glad for and in agreement with the sentiment expressed by the State Press that evangelists and all others have a right to express their First Amendment right on or off our campus. Leonard Gordon Chair, CET Advertisement shows insensitivity to ASU community Dear Editor: The Friday, Oct. 11 issue of the State P ress printed an advertisem ent for Whitewater Oasis Laundry & Dry Cleaners depicting an African man, apparently of tribal descent, with exaggerated features and a rifle in his hand. The caption beneath him read, “Great Entertainment At All Times.” The very existence of such an ad, a n d th e S ta te P r e s s a d v e r tis in g department’s decision to print the ad, shows very little understanding of African culture and insensitivity to persons of African descent. The ad gives the assumption that African tribesmen are not only uncivilized and savage, but “great entertainment” as well. This assumption is grossly incorrect. The continent of Africa is the birthplace of all civilization. African cultures, traditions and practices have influenced most of society today. Despite this, people of African descent are one of the m ost d isresp ected and misunderstood races in the world. We are constantly faced with subtle attacks on our heritage such, as this one, made by persons who choose to misrepresent and make fun of what they do not understand. Moreover, we have yet to find any point to the man’s p re sen ce in an ad fo r a laundry establishment. In the future, we ask that the State Press be more aware of the significance in what it prints, the message it portrays and whom it may offend. Teyahna L. Jones Law student, on behalf of the AfricanAmerican Student Coalition D on't walk in through the out door Dear Editor: Hey now ASU students, how many times have you opened the door to the library or the MU only to be trampled by your fellow stu d e n ts? T h ere a re two possible explanations for this. First, you foolishly tried to enter a building by using the door on the left; that is the WRONG door. Second, you used the RIGHT door but were the victim of other students’ foolishness as they used the WRONG door. Why is this such a problem? When there are two doors to choose from, the idea is to enter and exit using the one on the RIGHT. This new and innovative concept will make everyone’s life much easier. Admittedly, some doors are a bit confusing (i.e . those displaying a “handicapped” insignia). For example, when entering the MU from the south side, there are only two doors. Although the RIGHT door does not say “handicapped access only,” it is not entirely clear if it is for restricted access. When it’s crowded (as it usually is), I say that we should stick to the rule of using the RIGHT door. Applause should also go to the Noble Science Library that offers different locations for entry and exit. Hats off to the Student Recreation Complex for installing doors that force you to enter the building using the RIGHT door. Exiting the building is another story . . . As for the other buildings, I guess we are going to have to rely on common sense. If that fails, maybe the University should invest in some “Please use the other door” signs to help those individuals who do not seem to understand how to enter and exit a Building, A lot of effort is already being expended in an attempt to curb the bike riders on campus. How about trying to eliminate this bothersome experience many of i s deal with each day? Maybe we should set up a booth near the fountain . . . Rich Brody Doctoral candidate, Accounting Page 6 Slate Pres» Wday, October 95,1991 Need cash fast? Police Report ASU police reported the following incidents on Thursday: •A thief removed the seat and front tire from a bicycle parked on the west side of Manzanita Hall. 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That’s the real test.” sists there is no message to his comedy — he just wants to make people laugh. “I promise not to make you think when you watch my show.” Pitta says he joked around a lot in high school. “Especially during my senior year. That’s the year that I had enough credits to graduate early, so I just goofed off all the time.” Pitta also goofs off during his act and even sings. “I don’t sing for the sake of it,” he says. “You know, some comedians sing during their acts because they think they can really sing, but I try to attach a joke to it.” Pitta jokes with the audience directly. While performing, he picks audience members who resemble famous people, stopping his act to make a big deal out of the fact that “celebrities” are attending his performance, ‘‘It was kind of to do at first because the left side of my brain was going, ‘Who looks like who?’ And I was trying to do my act.” “I think all of my jokes should be from the audience’s point of view,” he adds. “People have told me that they leave the room after a show, and they feel like they know me. They feel like I was a funny friend from high school or something.” After getting his theater training in San Francisco, Pitta began his comedy routine in open-mike performances. “You do the open-mike thing for about six to eight months, and then maybe they’ll ask you to emcee for awhile,” Pitta says. “Eventually, you’ll get to do the middle of the show and then you’ll get headliners, which means that you’re not sleeping on somebody’s couch — you get to sleep in hotels.” Pitta says he eventually began auditioning, which is when he got his big break with Totally Hidden Video. “I auditioned for it, and I guess they remembered me because I got the job.” Pitta says that he basically read from a teleprompter for the audition. Fox picked up the show for 10 more weeks. “Sol know that’ll be going on for at least another 20 weeks.” Pitta, who began appearing in the videos this season, says the show is a lot like Candid Camera. Totally Hidden Video host M ark P itta. L a c k o f d ia lo g u e m a k e s Uranus t o u g h to s w a llo w b y J o n A. W alz Uranus Starring Gerard Depardieu, Michael Blanc Directed by Claude Berri rating is on a five-star scale S h o w in g e x c lu s iv e ly a t H a rkin s Camelview 6, on 70th Street north of Camelback Road in Scottsdale. For more informa tion call 945-6178. On th e one hand, U ranus, from international producer/director Claude Berri, is an absolutely terrific film full of wonderful performances and immense detail. On the other, it’s a dark and tedious journey into the unrelenting bleakness of today’s French cinema. Usually, the French are both “on” and “off” simultaneously. With Uranus, the country’s cinematic element is teetering on the edge once again. The film’s cast of European all-stars may rival even the our-agents-were-workingovertime casting of Spielberg’s upcoming Hook. Gerard Depardieu, who has yet to find his place in American cinema despite Green Card, leads an ensemble cast that also includes Michael Blanc (Monsieur Hire), Philippe Noriet (Cinema Paradiso) and Jean-Pierre Marielle. Depardieu’s com m anding screen presence and acting versatility do not overwhelm those of his partners — as those wonderous abilities have been know to do, though by no fault of his own. The action picks up during 1945 in a small French town heavily damaged during WWII. Unfortunately for all, a new war has begun placing brother against brother and friend against friend. Not unlike the McCarthy era on this side of the Atlantic, many Frenchmen were forced to state with whom their allegiance lay during the occupation of France. In the home of Monsieur Archambaud (Marielle) lives an entire cross section of the new French inquisition candidates. G aig n o u x (B la n c ) , a C o m m u n ist sympathizer, lives there with his wife and kids, along with a kindly school teacher named Watin (Noiret) who saw his family killed by the bombings. Later on, the melting pot is joined by a fascist collaborator named Maxime Loin (Gerard Desarthe). The relative calm of the town is destroyed when its residents learn about Loin’s escape from captivity. Archambard allows Loin to stay in his home, out of the goodness of his heart rather than through any political affiliation. His loyalty was to himself and to his own fam ily p rim arily. Leopold (Depardieu), a local tavern owner whose gregarious nature and love for poetry contradicts his past life as a French strongarm, is drawn into the political turmoil of Philippe N oiret and G erard Depardieu star in Uranua, a P restige release. the town when he is accused of hiding and helping Loin. As lives become intertwined even more, the sympathetic Leopold has not only allowed the kind Watrin to use his pub as the schoolhouse — the old one was bombed during the occupation but he has regularly attended and contributed to the classes as well. Meanwhile, a young up-andcoming Communist sees the accusation made concerning Leopold as his ticket to bust Leopold’s balls and make a name for himself within his little Marxist circle. Hie insanity of war already has hardened and mentally destroyed many (if not most) in the town, and a number of tragedies occur that serve to underscore its further lunacy. Director Berri, who is well-known on these shores as producer of such films as Apocalypse Now, Amadeus and Prizzi’s Honor, crafts this film with incredible doses of style, yet sprinkles it with a confusing plot and a sparseness of dialogue that makes this picture far too long and bothersome even for this devout champion of any foreign film. What Uranus has to say could have been said with a bit more articulation. It is definitely worth a trip to the theater, though, just to see this group of stellar actors in action. ’t o o n s Friday, October 25,1991 Page 10 C a lv in and H obbes by Bill Watterson CALNIN. BEING '(OUR DADIS NOT ANELECTED POSITION. T DONT HANE. TO RESPOND HCWR POLLS ARE SUPPING, DAD. BETTERGET ■_____ w m AT. J NOT ELECTED? TOO MEMA VOU CAN GCNERN WTH DICTATORIAL IMPUNITA? M o th e r G o o se a n d G rim m THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON IN SNORT, OPEN Î DON'TUVE RDKÄ.T ANDEXILE. TUEDlRKTICN THIS IS THEONU HOPERS.CHNAQE? CONMS5ATI0N IS TAKING- b y M ike P eters BüT7&£ûOKAT50M& wseusmesime at m e BOTTOM OFATRASHCAM/ Vera looked around the room . Npt another chicken anywhere. And then it struck her — this was a hay bar. BY GARRY TRUDEAU D o o iie s b u r y SO WHYPONTWEPROCEEP\ WITHOURPHCHQ-OPHERE... PONTCROWD, PLEASE-ONE ATA TIME! 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But then, Domino never strayed far from his roots despite a 40-year career and dozens of top-10 records. “I chose to stay here because people like my records,’’ Domino said. “And regardless of how big people say I am — I feel bigger in New Orleans.” In the 1950s and 1960s, Domino had dozens of hits including “Blueberry Hill,” “My Blue Heaven” and “Walking to New Orleans.” Domino has just released a four-CD, 100-song set featuring his best known songs. ^sr^cni-- can sell ju st about H State Press Classifieds OPEN LATE EVERY NIGHT! The State Press . . . a great way to reach 45,000 readers every day!! Choice of Cm|«t< Origino! or Whole Wheat 829-0064 I ASU ^ F R ID A Y FAST, FREE OEM VERY "H IB IE DEMGHt J BUDGET PlEASER, Two 11" Piaos $ » . « « U" Cheese Pinas : $ 4 . 2 S _ : w/t Toppings I I Featuring Seafood Night Super Seafood Buffet ÌS.99 COUNT DOWN NIGHT 7 :0 0 - 0 :0 0 p .m . 1 0 $ W in g s 6 :0 0 - 9 :0 0 p .r a . , A ll N ig h t 0 :0 0 - 1 0 :0 0 p i n . 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T e le v is io n : ABO KTVK-TV (Channel 3), Saturday 1230 p.m A n n o u n ce rs: K eith Jackson and Bob G riese R est W eek: UCLA hosts W ashington State; Arizona State Is a t W ashington N o psych job: A SU beginning crucial stretch By DAN ZEIG ER S tate Press While the ASU football team battles UCLA on Saturday, chances are thé players will be standing on their respective sidelines and looking up into a Sun Devil Stadium crowd that will be just over two-thirds capacity. Which might suit some members of the home team just fine. That line of thinking dictates that the only good thing about down-spiraling attendance at ASU games is that the chances of a postgame reception similar to the one last week go down. After Washington State upset the Sun Devils last Saturday, the hosts were greeted by boos and catcalls from some of the crowd of 48,682 as they left the field. ASU players noticed the harsh reaction, and some of them took exception to it. “We expected that,” fullback Kelvin Fisher said. “When you’re winning, they’re with you. When you lose, they’re not. A lot of guys like to play on the road — at least you know (fans) hate you going in. “I’m from Pennsylvania, and the fans there support you win or lose. But here, things are different. All we need is this team — if the fans are with us, fine. If they’re not, they’re not.” The incident was the latest wrinkle in a tenuous relationship between the Sun Devils and’their fans, who have been long known for fickleness. Ask Dennis Sproul, a quarterback at ASU from 1974-77 who heard more than his share of jeers from Sun Devil Stadium gatherings. During his 1980-84 coaching stay at Tempe, Darryl Rogers owned a love/hate attitude with the fans. Even in 1986, ASU was the target of poison pens in letters to the editor in Valley newspapers after losing to UofA — despite the fact that the Sun Devils were headed to the Rose Tura to Fans* page 13. Powers returns against Bruins By DAN ZEIG ER S tate Press As the ASU football team prepares for what to date is its most important game of the year on Saturday, Larry Marmie is looking to get any advantages over UCLA that he can — even if it means getting some psychological help from Mother Nature. While the Sun Devil coach was listening to Bruin mentor Terry Donahue oyer the speakerphone at his weekly media gathering on Monday, he seized the opportunity to play a little mental game Concerning the weather. “What’s the temperature expected to be at game time?” Donahue asked. The UCLA coach has expressed concern all week about possible conditions at Sun Devil Stadium for the 12:30 p.m. kickoff. At the Phoenix Cardinal game last Sunday, on-field temperatures were in excess of 120 degrees. “Hot,” Marmie, who usually doesn’t talk while opposing coaches are on the line, said with a wry smile. “Like 95 or 100 (degrees)?,” Donahue said. “About 105,” Marmie answered. “Oh, my goodness — is there any relief in sight?” Donahue, still not knowing Marmie was on the other end. exasperatingly said back. “Well, I guess we could start the game at 7 (p.m.) for you,” Marmie replied to chuckles throughout the room. But as ASU (4-2, 2-1 Pac-10) enters the regionallytelevised game that it must win to remain in Rose Bowl contention, Marmie knows that it will take a lot more than meteorological luck to handle a Bruin team that appears to be back to respectability, After two seasons of play nowhere near the level expected at Westwood, UCLA (4-2, 2-1) has re-emerged as a conference factor thanks primarily to the passing of sophomore quarterback Tommy Maddox. Turn to ASU-UCLA, page 12. Henri Cohen/State Press ASU’s M indy G ow ell (rig h t) leads the Sun D evils Into gam es on th e road at O regon S tate ton igh t and O regon on Saturday. H ittin g th e O regon T rail ASU hopes to meet expectations by starting w ith Beavers, Ducks By LORENZO SIERRA J r. S tate Press The ASU volleyball team enters the second half of its Pac-10 schedule with a pair of matches in Oregon. At this point, the Sun Devils have not fulfilled their preseason expectations: The team was picked to finish third in the league but is now in sixth place with a 4-5 record. Overall, the Sun Devils are 9-7. Against Oregon State (10-12,2-7) tonight and Oregon (11-10, 1-8) on Saturday, the Sun Devils hope to pull their conference record above .500 for the first time this season. “It’s very important this weekend to hop out 2-0 to the Oregon schools,” Coach Patti Snyder said. “This is a very crucial weekend for us.” Against the Beavers, ASU will have to get past OSU’s exceptional blocking game. OSU is currently ranked 19th in the nation in blocking. Freshman middle blocker Tanya Lifa leads the Beavers with 100 blocks, which places her second in the Pac-10. Offensively, the Beavers are led by junior outside hitter Leslie Preiss, who has 218 kills. Junior setter Christine Camp has gotten the ball to Preiss and other hitters as she has collected 567 assists this season. The last time the Sun Devils met OSU, ASU won 3-1 at the University Activity Center. Last year still on minds as Sun Devils meet USC By M ARK R . DOUD S tate Press Sean Openshaw/State Press S un D evil 2 0 0 -m eter b ackstroke specialist D avid H o ldeibach is Kent on h elp ing h is team avenge la s t y e a r’s d e fa t to USC on Saturday a t th e M ona Plum m er A quatic Center^ On Saturday morning, the ASU men’s swimming and diving team will be trying to avenge their only duel meet defeat of last season. But it may need a little help. “Crowd support helps as far as getting the guys fired up,” Assistant Coach Brian Hoffer said. “When they see the crowd cheering, it makes a big difference.” The USC Trojans out-touched the Devils in the final relay last season, giving them an undefeated duel record for the second straight year and handing ASU its only duel loss. When ASU entertains USC at the Mona Plummer Aquatic Center at 10 a.m., the loss will still be fresh on the minds of last year ’s participants, according to Hoffer. “We definitely hold grudges,” Hoffer said. “We want to win. If it comes down to the last touch again, every guy will lay it on the line.” - Sun Devil David Holderbach, the French Turn to V olleyball, page 12. record holder in the 200m backstroke, remembers what happened last year at USC. He thinks an appropriate word for this contest may be “revenge.” “I think so,” he said. “That was a very tight meet (last year). It (losing) was very tough for us. This year is much different; we are very ready. We really want them. We are going to be pleased, I think.” In order to come out of the meet “pleased,” the Sun Devils will have to contend with one of the best and most respected coaches in collegiate history. Peter Daland enters his 35th season with an eye on his 10th NCAA title, and he might have the swimmers to get it done. The Trojans feature five-time AllAmerican Greg Larson, two-time ’AllAmerican Erik Hochstein and All-American Mike Janney. All are seniors. The USC diving coach is Rick Early. His son Brian, a junior, is the two-time defending Pac-10 diving champion. He is also a two-time All-American and will be joined by senior Tom Reed to form a potent diving duo. “He’s one of the best divers in the U. S.,” ASU diving coach Ward O’Connell said. “He participated in the NCAA Championship Tarn to Swim m ing, page 13. Page 12 S ta to n e » F rid a w ^ c to b e i^ ilW I^ Suns reserves lead in 116-105 victory N E E D E X T R A CASH $ 1 2 0 This month Donate Plasma at Tempe Donor Center We feature: •Fully automated center •Movies while you donate •Friendly, efficient and r TIIA V EA professional staff la m in e i m l i m e e m •All new donors receive a Open M-F 8 a.m.-6:30 p.m. $ 5 bonus By DARREN URBAN S tate Press With the regular season only a week away and starting guard Kevin Johnson injured, Phoenix Suns’ coach Cotton Fitzsimmons decided Thursday night’s preseason game with Philadelphia would be a good time to test the backcourt reserves. And although not perfect, Negele Knight and Cedric Ceballos did a good enough job to lead the Suns to a 116-105 win in front of 14,401 at the University Activity Center. “I thought we played well,” Fitzsimmons said. “I wanted to look at another group of players, and that is what preseason is for.” Knight started in place of Johnson, running the offense down the stretch when Phoenix pulled away. Although he scored 24 points to go with six assists, Knight said he was not all that impressed with his outing. “There were times when the opportunities were there and I didn’t take advantage of them,” Knight said. Ceballos was relentless on the boards and still managed to shoot 8-for-18 from the field for 16 points. The key to Ceballos’ play, Fitzsimmons said, was when Fitzsimmons put Ceballos in for starter Jeff Hornacek with a two-point lead. “ I told Cedric when he went in that I didn’t want to have to put Jeff back out there again,” Fitzsimmons said. “He went out and did the job.” Sat 8 a.m.-l p.m. For more information 894-1338 933 E. University #112 Maddox, already considered as one of the elite pivots in the nation after an outstanding redshirt freshman year last season, has thrown for 1,402 yards and 13 touchdowns on 98 completions so far this year. But Donahue said that Maddox still has room for improvement. “All quarterbacks are going to have misfires, and we certainly don’t expect Tommy or anybody else to go out there and never do that,” Donahue said. “He’s improving in that area, but he isn’t fail-safe. But he certainly has confidence to put the ball in a small crease.” Although the Bruins have shown versatility in its attack with the running of tailbacks Kevin Williams and Shawn Wills and an efficient Maddox-to-Sean LaChapelle passing combination, Marmie said that preparing defensively for Westwood is no more a chore than for any other team. “UCLA is a little more conventional in the way it lines up on offense,” Marmie said. “They don’t line in a lot of different formations or give you a lei ef looks. I wouldn’t say they are more difficult because of their offense itself, but it might be a different story from a talent standpoint.” Proper preparation will be critical for ASU, considering it faced a passing offense last week in Drew Bledsoe and WSU. The Sun Devils gave up only 230 air yards against the Cougars but were susceptible to the big play, giving up a long scoring pass with seconds left in the first half. “That touchdown just before the half was probably the only S T A T E Irw in D augtw rty/State Press Phoenix guard Joey W right looks o ver th e Philadelphia defense . in th e Suns’ 116-105 victo ry over th e 76ers. thing the defense did seriously wrong in that game,’’ Marmie said. “I think (WSU) had only 25 snaps in the second half, but our offense had the ball so much and couldn’t capitalize.” But whatever ills the ASU offense was feeling a week ago could cease on Saturday, as starting quarterback Bret Powers returns to action after missing three weeks with a sprained shoulder. Powers showed tremendous promise before suffering his injury against Nebraska on Nov. 28, and although the Sun Devils won a pair of games under Kurt Lasher, the sophomore was inserted in his first-string spot following his clearance to practice on Monday. In what will be a showcase of perhaps the two best young quarterbacks in the Pac-10, the game on Saturday is one Powers said he was eagerly looking forward to. “I’m really excited,” Powers said. “The three games that I played in before this one were big, and this is just another one — it’s UCLA and on TV. But it’s just another game. We have to go out and get it done.” But Powers and the ASU offense might be in a minor bind due to the fact that it is slightly battered. ASU tailback Mario Bates will miss Saturday’s game due to a ankle injury he suffered against Oregon State on Oct. 12. Bates was hoping to return for this week, but the injury hasn’t fully healed. Sun Devil split end Eric Guliford will not be at 100 percent on Saturday due to a groin strain he received last weekend, but the junior is still expected to play. Continued from page 11. ranked sixth in the conference with 10.47 assists per game. On the defensive end, Charrion leads the way with 238 digs. Both schools suffered injuries early in the season, but both are now healthier. “They’ve both been hurt by injuries these past few weeks, which has really hurt them in the win column” Snyder said. “I think all of their players will be back on the court this weekend.” Next weekend, the Sun Devils will host UCLA on Friday and USC on Saturday. The match against UCLA will be televised by ESPN and will be aired Nov. 5 at 9 p.m. Both matches will be at the UAC. AT&TL an gu age Line® S e r v i c e s is seeking bilingual speakers in many Native American languages including: Apache Cherokee Cree Crow P R E S S E D IT O R S H IP Vollevhall The switch of venues has caused concern for Snyder. “Teams always play better at home,” Snyder said. “It’s certainly tough on the road.” Snyder’s claim seems to be very true for the Sun Devils. They are 1-4 on the Pac-10 road and 3-1 at home. Saturday, ASU will face a team that is near the bottom of the league in most statistical categories. The Ducks have lost six matches in a row but may end that streak tonight as they host winless UofA. Earlier this season, the Sun Devils defeated UO 3-1 at home. Senior middle blocker Dawn Charrion leads the Ducks with 254 kills while senior setter Molly McGrath is currently We also accept whole blood donations Across from the Cornerstone Mall Invitation to apply for ASU-UCLA________ Continued from page j 1. 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Applicants must pick up application forms at the S ta te P teaa office, Matthews Center north basement. The completed forms must be typewritten. The deadline for receipt of applications will be noon, Friday, November 8, 1991. Bruce D: Stale Director, Student Publication« Matthews Center, Boon 155 Phone 965-7572 Site Press Page 13 Friday, O ctober 25,1991 F a n s ________ Classifieds C ontinued from page 11. Bowl. So why do ASU faithful seem to be so demanding? Current Sun Devil coach Larry Marmie, no stranger to criticism from fans, said he doesn’t have a definite answer. “I guess some fans feel they pay their money, so they have a right to come in and say what they think,” Marmie said. “I just hope that if they have to come here to boo, it is not directed at the players.” But also a worry for ASU is the number of empty seats at home games this season. After averaging a record 70,717 spectators a contest three years ago, Sun Devil attendance dropped to 62,297 a game last season. A combination of factors — from the afternoon kickoff to the fact the game is locally televised to last week’s loss — puts ASU hard pressed to attract a crowd in excess of 55,000. Whether some of the Sun Devil fans decide ANNOUNCEMENTS to speak their minds or simply decide to BREW ASU! stay away, ASU quarterback Bret Powers eer-m aking kits for beer-drinking said that it is important for players not to Bstudents! Call Chet, 547-0972. get too emotional about the situation. “It’s nice to see that the fans want to see GUN AND Military Collectibles Show, us win as badly as us,” Powers said, “But October 26 and 27, American Legion 2 Tempe, 2125 South Industrial sometimes I don’t think that they quite Post Park, Tempe. Saturday 8-5, Sunday 9-4. understand the way the whole program Flags, medals, guns, etc. Admission: works, that it is not the coaches’ fault all the S2.50. Call 967-2968 or 844-8737. time. O M ECO M IN G A T P resc o tt H igh “Sometimes players respond angrily (to HSchool presents Alumni Day, 10/25/91. the fans) when I don’t think it is a good idea, Come visit your alma mater and join in because they are our fans. But I think that on the homecoming spirit nil day on the (fans) do need to understand that we’re not front lawn. going out there and trying to lose.” i n t e r n a t i o n a l L E A D E R SH IP Swimming— C ontinued from page 11. many times with distinction. If he has a bad day and we have a good day, we might be able to spring an upset, but it’s highly unlikely.” Coach Ron Johnson says the Trojans are a very strong team, as its third-place national ranking attests, and promises the fans an S ta te P re ss C la s s ifie d s A D M IT O N E 3 N O J .IIA IQ V exciting meet. “If the fans want to come out and see some world-class athletes, they certainly will see that,’1he said. ‘‘They’ll see several Olympians. It’ll be a real treat. 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BED S- B R A N D new : T w in m attress/box $50, full $60, queen $90. Free delivery. 540-8785. PRIVATE BEDROOM/BATHROOM in Scottsdale apartment. Close to ASU. W asher/dryer, pool, jacuzzi, covered parking. $ ¿ 0 + 1/2 utilities. 941-1755. BLACK SOFA set $350, black dinette $135, black coffee table set $85, mat­ tress set $75. More in Southwest colors. 352-6067. PRIVATE ROOM . furnished townhouse, free washer, dryer, pool. Walk MCC, bike ASU. 965-2814,893-2577. ROOM M ATE NEEDED, ow n room, share bathroom , 1/3 utilities, 3 b ed ­ room house/pool. T em pe/Scottsdale area. M ove in N o v em b er 9. $250. 945-8684, Kristy, Darryl. ROOM M ATE W ANTED to share 3 bedroom, 2 „bath house with pool'. Own room , share bathroom. $250 a month plus 1/3 utilities. 897-1659, Cheryl or Brenda. R O O M S T O R R g jr ^ FUTON w ith f r a m e $139 Double-size, 7” thick F uton Factory O utlet 7 8 9 -9 7 4 7 COMPUTERS IBM XT 20 meg harddrive, 5.25 floppy, mono­ chrome m onitor w ith graphics card. $500.994-3565. ROOM FOR rent Resort style complex, LAPTOP- IBM compatible 286,40 meg pool, spa, sauna and more. Call Andy at harddrive, 1 meg RAM, 7 pounds, new 92M 150. \ ' : -' ' ■ with warranty, $899.966-4909. THREE BEDROOM, two bath home in Ahwatukee. Close to ASU. O nly $250 month. Call Debbie 392—5632. Room for Rent Large bedroom, private full bath, phone line, ceiling fan, patio. Newly furnished main rooms. Beautiful Questa Vida condo. Quiet, mature, non­ smoking, no pets. $275/month, Joey • 966-5458 H O M E S FO R ^L E ^ 1-3/4 MILES north ASU. Vaulted ceilings, tile roof, tw o-car garage. Nice yard. 3 bedroom, 1-3/4 bath. $115,500. 994-4719. ASU WEST students, home for sale, 2 miles from campus. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1,350 square feet FHA assumable, huge garage, large lot. 82x110, tile, desert landscape, RV parking, low CIM, will consider all offers. $85,000. 843-5124. JEWELRY ALW AYS B U Y IN G je w e lry o f i l l kinds, including gold, sterling, gems, pearlsi antiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921 South M ill A venue, T em pe C enter, 968-6074. BRIDAL SET 14K, 3/4 carat total, cen­ ter is 1/2 carat round, beautiful setting, appraised at $3,000 with papers, sell for $1,000, Dale 829-7082. CAS„H FOR gold, diamonds. Mill Ave­ nue jewelers, 414 South Mill, Suite 101, Tempe. 968-5967. CLASSIFIEDS WORK! Call 965-6731 today to place your ad. Let State Press Classifieds work for you, too! Â Ü T O M Ô B ÏE g ^ ^ ~ '86 OLDS Cutlass Ciera luxury model, Landau top. V 6, fro nt-w heel drive, power steering/brakes, air, new tires, 1 o w n e r, 52,000 m iles, book valu e $5,200, sacrifice at $4,300.786-9489. 1981 CAMARO V 6 ,3 speed, air condi­ tioning, 92,000 miles. Asking $1300, 962-0276. APARTMENTS APARTMENTS 1 block from campus •1 BED $365 •2 BED $500 50% OFF over 1,000 hotels. Cruise, air­ fare, car rental discount. Information $1: John Amundson, 6704 North Mock­ ingbird Lane, Paradise Valley, Arizona 85253. DISCOUNT TRAVEL: Cheap, in your name. I specialize in quick departures. M ost places USA. Also worldwide. I also buy tra n s fe ra b le coupons. 968-7283. DISCOUNTED AIRLINE tickets for sale, departs from Phoenix on 11/27 and arrives in Newark, New Jersey. Round trip. 5305. Call Kris; 35049965. , HAYDEN TRAVEL Discount prices on vacation packages. Lowest airline fares. Free delivery. Call 759^5402 ■■■;■ v ; ■-yv- ; SKI V AIL December 28-January 4!!! Rent beautiful Marriott Resort condo in V ail, C olorado. Sleeps 6-8, 5-flo o r clubhouse w ith am enities available, minutes from the slopes and shopping with free shuttle service. Call 561 -1538. SPRING BREAK '92 E arly B ird D isco u n ts $130; C ancun/Acapulco frbm $199, South Padre from $139, ris k -fre e $20 holds spot/guaranteed refund anytime, sign up before 10/31. Call Craig, 921-9163. HELP WANTEDGENERAL •'EASY MONEY" Earn $250-$500 fast and easy. Work at hom e, set your ow n hours. W e a re American Fundraisers, 820-7572. $5^0-$6«25/HOUR Guaranteed! Need to start making more money right how? Neodata is looking for mature, dependable students to fill several part-tim e evening telephone sales representataive positions. $5.50$6.25/hour guaranteed, depending on number o f hours worked per week, plus a commission structure that will allow you to earn up to $9/hour. Neodata off­ ers a close, convenient location, flexible sch ed u lin g , paid train in g and a fun work environment Qualified applicants need only possess a clear speaking voice and good communication skills. Call today for an interview, 967-0066, ask for Sharon Peterson. Neodata, Broad­ way & Mill. (EOE). 1123 E. Apache CALL US TODAY 968-6383 AIRLINE MAKE BUCKS! Need to make some extra cash? Sell ad­ vertising for the award-w inning Sun Devil Spark Y earbook during Christ­ mas break. Begin training in November and reach sales goals by Christmas! Earn 15% commission. Must have ve­ hicle. This is an excellent opportunity for business/marketing majors to obtain preprofessional experience as well as a great addition to any resume! Sales ex­ perience not necessary but helpful. If you are outgoing, friendly, dependable and goal-oriented, please call Gwen Lawrenz to set up an interview^ 96545555. ART/INTERIOR DESIGN student for internship a t art/framing studio. Sales of art and framing services to interior designers and design firms. 926-1010, M onday through Friday 9-5, Saturday 10-2. Art Works, 3164 South Country Club, Mesa. A T T E N T IO N C O LLE G E students! Full tim e, part tim e positions needed flexible hours. No experience neces­ sary. Earn while you learn. 829-6898. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS 25 hours per week Evening hours Weekly pay Cash bonuses ASU &Metrocenter locations 9 6 8 -4 4 5 7 E a s t 9 4 3 -1 2 4 4 W est BEST SHOW Demos Incorporated is looking for reliable, friendly, outgoing people for easy weekend work. Earn $5$7.50 per hour. Call Patricia Campbell, 396-4295. DELIVERY DRIVERS needed for a restaurant delivery com­ pany in Tempe area. H ours are from 1Oam-2:30pm. E vening tioiirs 4pm 10pm. Must have dependable transpor­ ta tio n , cu rren t d riv e r's lic e n se and proof-of insurance. Im m ediate open­ ings, call for information 242-9966 or apply in person at 1951 West Camelback Suite #220 from 9-1 lam or l:30-3pm. DELIVERY DRIVERS, 5j>m-lam, ex­ perience preferred. ASU area. Please call 966-4292. TELEMARKETERS •$5/hr. •No high-pressure sales •Work hrs.: 4pm-9pm, M-F Sat: 8:30am-2pm C all Anytime! 829-3910 FUN! FUN! Hard-working, dependable people needed to work inside. Deli very dri vers also needed. Apply in person only after 3pm at little Caesar's Pizza on the northeast corner of University and Hardy. No phone calls please! HERBERGER THEATRE Center, fill! and part-tim e positions, $4.25-$6.50 per hour. Send resume o r letter of in­ terest to: Personnel Department, P.O. Box 1430, Phoenix 85001. HOLLYWOOD CASTING for Arizona/California film and'm ovie projects. CEEC Entertainment, 274-6362. TALENT NEEDED M ovie extras, television, commercials, voice-overs, etc. Call for an interview, 957-7434. RESTAURANTS/ BARS HAPPY HOUR All Mixed Drinks & Beer 1/2 P rice! 60 oz. Pitchers $225 Rum & Coke. Vodka Lemonade $125 1/2 Price Munchies F rid ay 3 p m -6 p m 968-6666 1301 E. U n iv e rs ity WE WANT YOU! For the Sun Devil Spark Yearbook Mar­ keting staff. If you are interested, please call us at 965*-6881, ask for Shannon. Thanks! EU R O PEA N CLOTHES store, Biltmore Fashion Park, needs sales person. 957-T-8414: ; NEW INVESTMENT banking firm in Arizona. Willing to train young, enthu­ siastic people to become leading stock­ brokers in the Valley. Will trade stocks in the NYSE & O TC markets. Prefer college degree but personal interview deciding factor. Call David Kramer at Franklin-Lord, 423-7773. PERSONALS 101 YOU'VE heard all about it but now it is about to kick you right in the throat 101 no way in hell will you ever be the same! 101- TO M O RRO W night. L e t's get ready to rumble! A AIT ALPHAS are psyched for initia­ tion! ADPI ALPHAS- A fter tonight you'll have no doubt to what sisterhood is re­ ally all about. If you show us you're willing and your heart is true, then we will call you sisiters too! HELP WANTEDCLERICAL AFA XENIA- Dancing, Drinking, Din­ ing, and Dashing Dan the Delt man all await you at ATA Pledge Presents. Lets Rage! O F F IC E A SSISTA N T w ith ty p in g skills, good phone Voice, some comput­ er knowledge, part-time. 437-1048. A LPH A G A M J a c k y . H ey w om an. Happy 21st B-day you studette. Martini time! AGD?' HELP WANTED-FOOD SERVICE ALRIGHT LTL Only 2 days left until the K K f football tourney! Get ready to show the other houses how awesome you are !.. Amy, Stacy, Jenny & Gwen. BROWN'S ON 6th restaurant now hir­ ing. Apply daily 12-3: 570 South Coir lege. . . . '. .; . EDO JAPAN Japanese restaurant now hiring cahiers, g rill chefs and prep cooks. C all 998-2077. Applications being accepted from 4-6pm Monday through Saturday, 7014 East Camdback Road. STAN'S METRO Deli is hiring for all positions: foOdserver, hostess, busser, kitchen staff, bartender. Applications accepted and interviews conducted Monday-Friday 10/28-11/1, 9-11:30am and M onday, W ednesday 2:30-5pm Only. 611-B south Mill (upstairs). . ARE YOU ashamed of these so-called ASU football fans? Are you tired of them booing our own team? Have you had it with them criticizing Coach Marm ie? L e t's m ake, the next gam e a "home" game. Call Tom at 966—9347 and help make a difference. ADMIT ONE MUSIC BASSIST NEEDED for Scottsdale area band. Influences are classic rock, blues, ska, acid rock. Call Brett 829-1305. EN SON IQ ESP-1 multi-timbral syn­ thesizer-sequencer. Flight case. Perfect condition. $650. 894-6890. NOON IS the deadline to get an classified or personal ad in the next day's paper! N eed 2 Nanny/ House Keepers. RESTAURANTS/ BARS H N O lllA iaV Room Aboard provided plus salary. 17 month old triplets, mom needs help!!! 391-0402 Attn. Hair Stylists LOOKING FOR part-time help to assist with heavy lifting on 10/28. Please call immediately, will pay cash. 4604)649. Forest & U n iv ersity PA R K IN G L O T guards for special event 10/26, 3-1 lpm . $5/hour. Gentle Strength, 968-4831. H E L P J /M T g ^ L g ^ AFTERNOON SHIFT available from 15pm , M onday through Friday, Guar­ anteed salary plus excellent bonus pro­ gram, health insurance, paid vacation, merit raises, relaxed work atmosphere. W orking in our order department, no experience necessary. Call today 730-0110, ask for Alan Shaw. 9 6 6 -5 4 6 2 Groom ing Hum ans Hair Studio HELP WANTED -GENERAL Now hiring to fill many entry level po­ sitions. Starting salary range to $24,000 with travel benefits. (303)441-2455. LO O K IN G FO R a friendly, pro fes­ sional and well-focused person for light warehouse packaging and shipping. Fastpaced environment. M ist be able to lift 50 pounds. Part-time 25-35 hours per week, Monday through Friday. Starting $5 per hour. Accepting applications this Friday and Monday, 12-4pm: Total Ful­ fillm ent, 2125 E ast 5th Street #106, T em pe (just one block north o f Uni­ versity and one block west of Price). a part-tim e sty list needed * Call Brad Apache Terrace HELP WANTED -GENERAL LET STATE Press Classifieds work for you! The best way to reach ASU, ASU West and MCC is through the State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731 today to plaoe your classified ad (personals excluded). You can even use your Visa, MasterCard or American Express to place an ad over the phone! Go with a proven winner - State Press Classifieds really work! A SU FOOTBALL fans! Were you ap­ palled at the lack of fan support? Gome out and show your support as the cheer­ leaders and Student Athletic Board fire up the ASU football team to victory against UCLA. C heer the team when they arrive at the stadium on Saturday at 10:30am in front o f the ICA Building driveway! ATQ TIM L.-1 had a great time Satur­ day night. Hope you did to. By the way, what's the score? Ffl© .S O AXO'S ARE sold on Sigma Nu's! We re looking forward to a great time tonight! BLACK BEAUTIES, we fooled them didn't we? Have a great day. Love, Can^ nery. X O NANCY*' Happy Birthday! I bet you cant wait to see them "peel it off* tomorrow night. I luv you. Your Til ris Danielle. X O SQ E A K , I d id n 't feel o n e was enough! Scooby. X il'S ALLY SON and Susie, w e are looking forward to going but with you tonight! You two are the best little sis's ever! Love, Jette and Karen. Page 15 Friday, O ctober 25,1991 PERSONALS PERSONALS DAN TH E Delt man. Oh you screaming stud muffin. Are w e going to be mental a t formal o r what. Thanks for inviting me. Love you secret Alpha Gam. SORORITY LADIES. This is the day that Sigma Nu has been working so hard for you. W e're looking forward to to­ night and the bachelors are ready to be at your beckoned call! DARREN HITZIG- How's my favorite guy? How about formal? Love forever, your sorority girl. STACEY, BRITT, Tracy, I c an t wait for this weekend. NAU will never by the same. AX DARREN, I'm so excited for for­ mal. Thanx for asking me. W ell Rage. Jacky. THE MEN of d»IK are ready to Domi­ nate the KKT Football Tourney. DEKE-THE CHOICE is obvious. THETA COTS-THE DG's want to say "thanks" for last night's happy hour! It was a blast! DELTACXfl-YOUR Kappa coaches are ready for victory!! Get psyched to win philanthropy football! THEY SAY man cant' be sold- but can IN 's be bought? A4»'s want to ?know?! DELTA KAPPA Epsilon pre-rush poolsid e d in n er on O ctober 30th at 6pm. Call Bill Kavan for additional informa­ tion at 966-2707. TIFFA N Y - W E'R E going to have a blast tomorrow! D o n t worry, I talked to Ron and he said you d o n t have to work! 101 is going to be fun! -James. D E L T A S IG 'S F o o tb all Team : G et pscyched for Sunday! Luv Kappa coach­ es- Kari, Joo and Tiffany. DELTA SIG, Chi Omega, Phi Delt, Tri Delt- Halloween bash. Tonight Be there. ’ D E L T A TA U D elta S to rry - I'm psyched for tomorrow. (1 promise to be ready on tim e- ha ha.) Love ya lotsStephanie. Aid» "BOB" I love you! -"Muffin". Aid» C H RIS M. O .B .E ’s are wonder­ fu l. T o o b a d you don’t know , yet. I missed your tapping last night No more boxers. Babe! KKT + Z B T * A bsolute domination ! Any questions? .•;;/• ADVERTISERS! The best way to reach ASU, ASU West and MCC is through the State Press Classifieds! Call 965-6731 today to place your ad! LITTLE CAESAR'S at University and Hardy now delivers! Call us for deliv­ ery on the double 966-3181. RESUMES $29.95 PSE PM Will-Tm lucky to have you for my first little sib. But don't be fooled ! 1-page resume, 10 copies, 10 blank sheets, 10 envelopes & 1 MAC diskette. 24-hour delivery. ALPHAGRAPHICS, 122 E. University, Tempe 968-7821 I X B ILL Phillips- Happy B irthday! M ake the m ost o f your 22nd and get ready for Saturday night Love, Kari. 3 « « 8 NEED HELP in Chem. 101? For good, cheap tutoring, call Nevin at 350-0320. A PA /M LA EX P E R IE N C E D typing/word processing. Need it fast? Call Jessie, 945-5744. ASU WEST is only one mile from Pre­ cision Typing A Word Processing. Cali Mary at 845-1641 for student discount PERSONALS ... IN T H E ... Ul If B §j¡j¡§¡ S P E A K E R S:S T E R E O SPEA K ER S never been used, liquid cooled and au­ tom atic shut-off. R etail c irc iu t City $2000. N eed the m oney $800/offer. Call Ed 894-4639. YOU SAY it, we display it - only in the State Press Classifieds! 965-6731/ BUNDLE'S LIQUORS & MKT. TYPING/ WORD PROCESSING TYPING/ WORD PROCESSING New Location 1324 W. University (Just east of Priest) Sutter Home W h t Zinfandel..... $4.93 N atural Beer-12 p k.......... ........$ 4 .9 3 Volska Vodka 7 5 0 m l..................$5.96 Adult Magazines, Groceries, Ice, Wines, Orer 40 Imported Beers 9 6 7 -9 0 7 9 OK. ASU... W here do yo u ;o to get som eth in g typeset? STUDENT PUBLICATIONS right here on campus! ! 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Personals are not accepted over the phonal By M ail: Send your ad (with payment) to: State Press Classifieds D e p t 1502 Arizona State University Tempe, AZ 85287-1502 (if sending a personal check, please include your check guarantee card number.) Panonala a n not accepted through the mail. HO W TO CO RRECT OR CANCEL YOUR AD: Liner ads must be cancelled before noon, 1 business day prior to publication. No rotunda will ba given. STATE PRESS ERRORS: Check your ad the FIRST day it runs. Call 965-6731 with any corrections before noon. The State Press is only responsible for the first day the ad runs incorrectly. Corrected ads will be extended one day or credit will be held in the Classifieds Office for one (1) year. Changes called in attar the first day mil not quality for a make-good. M ake-goods will not exceed the cost of the original ad. In thé basement o f Matthews-Center lies a complete G raphics Services Departm ent where versatile professionals are eager to help with your special projects. R ill 46H By phone: ASU AREA typing, word processing, editing, and transcription. Call anytime for East service 966-2186. DIMENSION CABLE CHANNEL 35 Check local listings DIMENSION CABLE CHANNEL32 Tuesday 10:30pm Thursday 3:30pm S N O W S K IE R S Coming Soon to Scottsdale and Shea, The Ski Haus, 998-2776. Skis, boots, snowboards. RATES RATES 1 Q O U T O W IN D Q M jg E L W N E O U S ^ Used Playboy M agazines......... .$1.25 TUTORS MISCELLANEOUS ASU PRODUCES! WHO SAYS math c an t h e fun? Let me tutor you one on one. Call 946-6510. Pononala (15 word* or too*) a n only $ZOO. You can alao add Graak symbols to yourpenonal lo r only 5 0 t p e r sat (3 symbols max. par sot). A C C U R A TE E X P E R IE N C E D typing/word processing. WordPerfect 5.1. Reports, resumes, etc. Laura 820-0305. LAURIE NOVAK, yesterday I helped you with your card at the A IM . IVI like meet you again! If you're interested call 820-157J. Bill. TUTOR/TYW NG, C H EA P: Spanish. English, basic M ath, electrical engi­ neering, physics, some computer. Call Josh, 852-0482. __________________ $1 PAGE, all typing, experienced, reli^ able, accurate, free editing, rush jobs accepted. 897-7670, Gail. A+ TYPING/WORD processing service avaiable, plus English tutoring and custom resumes. Call Nancy, 964-7501. LADIES O F Alpha Chi Omega- Thanks fo ra terrific happy hour* men Of Teke. MISCELLANEOUS TYPING/WORD PROCESSING 961-Í4ÍL K I STEPHEN Reynolds, I love you! Love, your Thetas. TUTORS 15 words or less $3.50 per issue (1-4 issues) $3.25 per issue (5-9 issues) $3.00 per issue (10+ issues) 15c each additional word. No abbreviations. The first 2 words cue capitalized. No bold face or centering, no type size changes. 15+ YEARS experience. Quality secre­ tarial services. N ew sletters, resumes, graphics, laser printing. Sheri Patrick- KKT HEATHER and Brandi: The win is ours, shine up the trophy -The men of . ZBT.' / ; , -V -' - Ekÿ... TY P IN G SE R V IC E , term papers, resumes, fast, accurate, reasonable. Call evenings, weekend or leave message: 438- 9288. E L E C T R O L Y S IS— PERM A N EN T hair removal. Rem ove unwanted hair forever. S tudent d isco u n ts. Call for more information: 969-6954. K A 0 AMY Jensen thanks for organiz­ in g su ch an aw eso m e P a re n ts’ D ay Brunch! Love your sisters. IN -T H E LADIES o f AFA will domi­ nate you in a big way on Friday- how much for a "good tim e?" W atch out, bachelors for sale!!! TO THE men o f I Ô E we had a great time on Tuesday. The movie was just in­ conceivable! From the Women of KAO. A + Electrolysis & waxing- When both health & beauty matter. Licensed electiolygisL 962-6490. K À 0 ALISON Riches you did a great fo b on o u r b y law s T h e ta love your sisters. IN*S-THE DO'S are looking forward to buying some bachelors tonight! RESUMES, REPORTS, présentation, more. Call Documents, Etc., 961-7924/ Quick turnaround time. Ask for Linda. SERVICES KA*S, GOOD luck at the football tour­ ney! you guys are the greatest! Love, your coaches. I N BACHELOR John Kunich: no mene guessing-come tonight you will be prop­ erty o f the lovely ladies o f Kappa Kappa Gamma!! LETTER QUALITY word processing for your typing needs. APA/MLA, fast tu rn a ro u n d . $ 1 .5 0 /u p . R oxanne, 437- 8830. New location! ZBT G ET ready for K K F F raternity F o o tb a ll. W e know you a re the best! Love, your coaches. HEY GREEK men- watch out Delts are going to win Kappa Football. Let's go Delts! SK3 EPS-WE had a great time with .yWl on S atu rd ay . T hanks fo r h a v in g us over! Love, die D.G.'s. F A S T /C O N V E N IE N T T Y P IN G ! 3 b iocks/A S U . W o rd P erfect. L aser. Faculty/students. Any size job. Diane. 966-5693. TKE PARTY! TKE party! TKE party! TK E party! T K E party! TKE party. When? Saturday night. WE COOK our Turkeys fresh daily at Sandwich Rock!! rd»B PANHEL. Bimbage. Carrots will rem ain a question? From strange Sat­ urdays to forgetful Fridays. (Hopefully no more bruises.) A t least you’ll have the outfit for tonight thanx ! L.G. C R E A T IV E T Y P IN G , term papers, re su m es, e ssa y s, la se r p rin ter, rea­ sonable rates, fast turnaround. Pat, 897-1741. TKE ONCE- TKE twice! The Tekes are in the house tonight! Congrats gentle­ men! TUDE AND Piggy, thanxs for the slum­ ber party. Love Sleepy and Smelly Foot rd»B HEATHER- Red roses and White Wine 2 days and then itt time! Lee. C LO SEST TO ASU. A ccurate, fast, reasonable word processing with laser p rin te r. G rap h ics. S tu d e n t/fac u lty w elcom e. A u to m ated S ecretary , 829-8854 RELAX, LET me turn your rough draft into a report you’ll be proud of. Pro­ fessional word processing plus delivery to and from campus. Reasonable rates. Theresa, 924-1976. TRI-SIGM A ANDI: I'm always here for you too. I w o n t leave!! Your the greatest mom!!! I hope we can do more things together. Sigma love Debbie. P.S. Have you hugged your dot today. Aid» "BOB" is the best boyfriend in the world! TYPING/ W O R D P R O C E S S jN ^ DESIGN • LAYOUT • TYPESETTING PASTEUP CAMERAWORK* REPRODUCTIONS Call DONNA BOWRING, Production Manager 965-7572 Your Individual Horoscope -— Frances Drake- , Happy 17th anniversary D arlin g. Tou*re the best! Love Ta Always, • m n o ^ — s i . i FO R SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26 1991 A R IE S (M ar. 21 to Apr. 19) C o lla b o ra tiv e e ffo rts in business aren’t especially favored now. Make sure your goals are obtainable. Personal charisma is a plus for you now. You’ll attract romance. TA U R U S (Apr. 20 to M ay 20) .Work efforts could be a bit muddled now. H appiness comes through hobbies and moments spent with a loved one. Privacy brings a renewal o f energies and Optimism. G E M IN I (M ay 21 to June 20) Y ou’ll be making new friends and enjoying every single m inute o f social tim e now. G uard against self-indul­ gence. D on’t let desires get out o f con­ trol. CANCER (June 21 to'July 22) Social graces are an asset to you in business now. A partner has his or her mind set on something. Some o f you will receive benefits from a boss or parent. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Y ou have the p erfect tim e for a weekend getaway. Benefits com e from those afar. A work situafion-could prove annoying. K eep emotions under con­ trol. V IR G O (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) The pursuit o f pleasure could lead to excesses in spending and self-indul­ g e n c e , b u t ro m a n c e is d e fin ite ly favored. Couples grow closer now. LIB R A (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) H om e decorators could go à bit over­ board now. D on’t , misplace your cqs^ tomary good taste. Sex appeal is high at the moment and you will be attracting romance. . o . S C O R P IO (Oct. 23 to N ov. 21) Ideas are plentiful, but remember they hav^ to have som e practical m erit too. Singles meet with romantic introduc­ tions and m arrieds will enjoy a special togetherness now. SA G IT T A R IU S (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) It’s probably not a good tim e to get financially involved as deceptive trends prevail right now. However, you will attract new chances for success today. C A PR IC O R N (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Make sure aspirations are possible o f attainment in business. It’s an especially, favorable time now for rom ance/ visits w ith grandchildren, and leisure ac­ tivities. AQ U A RIUS (Jan, 20 to Feb, 18) Rumors abound now and you’d be wise to pay no attention to them. Enter­ tain others at hom e on this day favorable for your domestic interests in general. PISC ES (Feb. 19 to M ar. 20) Neither bon-ow nor lend money now. A v o id f a r f e tc h e d g e t- tic h q u ic k schemes. Good news comes via phone or letter. Y ou’ll have m uch to be happy about. '■v / ' ' • YOU BO RN TO D A Y place a large importance on getting ahead in life and are at hom e in the business world. You’re drawn to large enterprises and can become quite the wheeler-dealer. You would succeed in banking and as a corporation head. You have an intro­ spective and imaginative side as well, and usually are successful in com m er­ cializing your creative gifts. You Have an interest in w orld affairs and c an suc­ ceed in a p o litic a l c a re e r a s w ell. Birthdate of: D omenico Scarlatti, composcr; F rancois M itterran d , French go v ’t official; and M ahalia Jackson, gospel singer* Copyright 1991 hy Kina I x a iu rc sS y n d ic a te ,In c . Friday, October » 5 ,1991 P g je lò ^ c i9 9 1B irk e n s to c k LOW INSURANCE RATES KEGS TO GO Auto • Life • Home • Health 3 convenient offices MnMH(wèlfui jDwra snoc A n a to m ic a ! c o n to urs p ro v id e Papago Liquor c o m fo rt, cushioning. 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