S ta te P re s s © Copyright, State P re ss, 1991 Tem pe, A rizon a Monday, October 14,1991 A riz o n a S ta te U n iv e rsity ’s M o rn in g D a ily Voi. 75 No. 33 * Role change sought w ith regen ts head By KRIS M AYES State Press State officials are pressing the Arizona Board of Regents to redefine the position of its executive directoría post they say has been made too powerful by outgoing Executive Director Molly Broad. “There has been talk (between legislators) over the years that Molly Broad was being groomed to be a czar of the university system ,” Tucson Rep. John Kromko said. “At one time, you just couldn’t touch the regents.’’ But following the surprise resignation of Broad this month, Kromko, along with Gov. Fife Symington and state Rep. Bev Hermon, R-Tempe, is heading up efforts to redefine the role of the regents and is pushing ABOR to take a second look at the role of executive director. “Now that Molly is gone, there is a feeling in the Legislature that something needs to be done,” Kromko said. The longtime regents critic plans to reintroduce a bill in the House that would require the regents to be elected from the state congressional districts. According to Kromko, the Board, which is the sole governing body for the state’s ' three universities, was plagued in the early 1980s by a lack of authority and power over university policy. He said university policy was prim arily dominated by the schools’ presidents. “The. regents were really stuck in those days,” Kromko said. “They were forced to rely on the university presentations of information.” Hermon said the regents hired Broad as a result of early frustration about their lack of influence. “They wanted Broad to represent them as equals with the university presidents,” Hermon said. Broad, who was hired by the regents following a nationwide search in 1986, left a senior position at Syracuse University Where she had been “instrumental” in creating a government relations departm ent there, as well as developing a $55 million initiative. Wendy Harris, a former colleague of Broad’s at Syracuse when Broad served as vice president for Governmental and Corporate Relations, said Broad’s departure from that position caused a “tremendous vacuum.” Harris said the position after Broad’s departure could not be filled by a single person. T u ra to B road, page 7. Charles Freteluco (left), Walter Reeves and C e cil Goodw in traveled from Flagstaff to support G ov. Fife Sym ington's proposal to elim inate the Arizona Board of Regents. Lawmaker leads regent protest By KEN BROWN State Press A state lawmaker led five retirees from Flagstaff Friday in a demonstration Calling for toe elimination of toe Arizona Board of Regents, The picketers, headed by Rep. Ben Benton, D-Flagstaff, carried signs reading “No regents” and “Home rule” near toe regent’s central office in downtown Phoenix to protest toe board’s $10,3 million budget and alleged biases. The demonstration comes on the heels of Gov. Fife Symington’s surprise announcement last week that he would try to influence the Legislature to dismantle the board in favor of separate governing bodies for each univarsity. Benton said he organized the protest long before Symington made his proposal public but said the timing was especially beneficial to Benton’s cause. “We have to start somewhere, and we can fine-tune it later,” he said. “We’re getting growing support. We’ll just keep adding others as we go.” John Rosenberger, a 62-year-old retired lumber, worker who participated in toe protest, said Arizona should join other states in eliminating its regent board. “This is 1991 and things have to happen,” he said. “ (The ABOR) was a good idea to start with, but it grew out of hand like a cancer.” Rosenberger said he supports toe governor’s proposal to eliminate the board but added that he did not expect Symington to act. “It surprised m e,” Rosenberger said. “The Board of Regents is traditionally an extension of the governor’s office.” T u rn to P ro test, page 6 . Classified staff makes m ost o f work, check P o s tp o n e d : Tempe City CouncUmcmbers postpone the vote o n an afterhours permit for Club Encounters. Page 2 L e t ’ s g e t n a k e d !: Tempers Live Nudes want more exposure. Page 9 campus; it’s immaculate,” Amaro said. “You don’t walk around in a bunch of gum wrappers and pollution.” Dana Pomploon, 33, a groundskeepeer for th ree y ea rs, said th a t besides the unseasonably hot weather and a few other sm all concerns, he is content with his job. “I just try to please myself,” he said. “I do have pride in what I do. It might be hard for some people to grasp.” However, when the University contracted an outside agency to lay sod on the Sun Devil Stadium playing field, Pomploon said he feared ASU would continue tin practice into other aspects of groundskeeping. Pomploon said he makes less than $16,000 per year, but living with a girlfriend “with a better job than me” keeps him financially stable ’ “It’s toe only way to do it,” he said. “I have a car with 100,000 miles on it and have to work on it every weekend.” T tira to Staff, page 7. Today*« w eather: M ostly sonny w ith a high Ih th e u pper 9 0s. B e a v e rs sku n ked : The Sun Devils victory over the Oregon State Beavers, 24-7, puts them back in the Top 25. P a g e 13 C lassifieds...................................................... . .......................1 7 . Al George Jr. has been an A SU classified staff worker for nearly 19 years. Tucked away in a small break room on the back side of the Art Annex Building, Tony Miranda can be found each morning taking a quick breather from his daily routine. Miranda, a swing-shift janitor, is one of nearly 3,000 classified staff members employed by ASU. Like his co-workers, he has to stretch his paycheck to make ends meet. Notorious for its low wages but lauded for its benefits, the classified staff comprises a ll th e U n iv e r s ity ’s c u s to d ia n s , groundskeepers, librarians and secretaries. Classified staff earn between $8,840 and $19,250, according to the ASU Human Resources Department. Some of the benefits include medical and retirem ent funds, along with tuition waivers for spouses and dependents. Miranda, 41, a divorcee with two children, has been a custodian at ASU for six years. He starts his daily shift at 5 a.m. and returns home later in the day to run errands for his parents. “I used to have two jobs and worked about six hours at the other one,” he said. “I decided I didn’t want to kill myself.” Still, the job leaves him with little disposable income. Miranda sums up his situation in a few short words. “No money, no honey, no time,” he quips. Many classified staff employees must work two jobs to make a living, said Fred Amaro, president of the Classified Staff Council. “There are staff that are so underpaid they are having to depend on food stam ps,” he said. “That’s a crim e.” Amaro said classified staff is just as important as faculty, and he encouraged students to get involved in lobbying for increased state funding in hopes of hiking salaries. “All you have to do is take a look at this C ollege C u ltn re ...........M...........M.s ............9 Com ics..... C rosswo rd ......................................................... H oroscopes...........,..,..„ .......,..,.„ ,....„ „ ...1 9 P olice R eport....... . By ANDREW FAUGHT Stole Prase S p o rts...... ............. ....,......> .......1 3 ..................6 Pay g Monday. October Wrt» PTKW 1991 Vote on club's afterhours perm it postponed By JOHN YANTIS State Press A co-owner of a popular Tempe nightclub and the Tempe City Council agreed to postpone a vote on an afterhours permit after the owner complained the city ordinance is unfair to his industry. Louis M ilazzo, co-ow ner of Club Encounters, 919 E. Apache Bhrd., agreed Thursday to postpone the vote until Oct. 31 while he meets with city officials. He said he is disturbed by a stipulation in the city ordinance that would require him to clear the dub of 18- to 20-year-olds at 1 a.m. Milazzo said the ordinance doesn't make any sense because the state liquor board allows him to have those under 21 in the dub before 1 a.m. He said people who are in the dub prior to 1 a m. should be allowed to stay. “ I agree with most of the ordinance because afterhours should be controlled,” Milazzo said, “but I don't want to ask people to leave at 1a.m . — especially when no alcohol will be involved.” Milazzo said the city may be blackballing his industry, and the ordinance may be unconstitutional. “A 13-year-old can be in Denny’s at 4 a.m .,” Milazzo said. “Why can’t an 18-year-old be in my club?” Before Milazzo purchased it, 30 percent of the club’s revenues came from afterhours patrons. “Without the permit, I would be in a terrible financial bind,” he said. Tempe Assistant Police Chief Ron Burns said the age restriction occurred as a result of problems existing between those 21 and older who had been drinking and those under 21 who “theoretically” had not. "Our experience has been that drinkers and non-drinkers have not been a good mix,” Burns said. He said the state law that allows patrons in the bar before 1 a.m. was interpreted by the state attorney general, and the city has no control over it. Club Rio, 430 N. Scottsdale Road, and After the Gold Rush, 1216 E. Apache Blvd., are the only clubs that have afterhours licenses in Tempe. “In those two clubs we’ve had fewer service calls and less activity,” Burns said. “It’s (the ordinance) working, and that’s why we apply it.” Club Encounters came under fire by business owners who came to ask the City Council not to grant the permit. Richard Shumway, owner of Taco Bell, directly across Apache Boulevard from Club Encounters, said he has had to hire two off-duty police officers to patrol his parking lot on weekend nights because the patrons from the club have not been supervised. He added that he has seen gang presence in the area. “My employees have been hit and intimidated,” Shumway said. “Because of that, I have had to use $10,000 for security'in order to keep my people.’’ Shumway said the police officials told him that Max’s 919, the club’s name before Milazzo bought it, had the most service calls in town followed by his Taco Bell. He attributes the calls to the overflow of people from the dub. Gerry Rover, owner of Frank’s Friendly Tavern next to Club Encounters, echoed Shumway’s sentiment. “Since the introduction of afterhours,” Rover said, “there has been an adversarial atmosphere created in the neighborhood.” Rover said he would like to see the business operate for a year without afterhours and then possibly grant the perm it to the dub. “If they can run it without afterhours, they’re good businessmen,” he said. However, Milazzo said the problems were not due to the late hours but to bad ownership. “They had nine or 10 owners, and none of them managed the place,” Milazzo said. “We operate the business, and we care about the business because it’s our livelihood.” He said he has already shown the d ty he’s willing to work with them by doing six weeks of construction before opening the dub to bring the building up to city codes. “The previous owners Were allowed to operate with code violations in the building,” Milazzo said. “I fixed them all, and there are no violations now.” Milazzo said the club receives about 50 calls daily from patrons wanting to know if the dub has an afterhours permit. “It’s a privilege to have an afterhours license,” Milazzo said. "I certainly wouldn’t abuse i t ” Today T h e T od ay section is a daily calendar o f events happening at A S U that is presented a s a service to the U niversity com m unity. A n y cam pus d u b or organization can subm it entries fo r publication to the State P ress, located in the basem ent o f M atthew s Center, R oom 15. Entries m ust be legible, are subject to editing fo r content, sp ace and clarity, and w ill not be taken over the phone. D ue to space restriction s, the State P ress cannot guarantee publication. D eadline fo r the entries is 1 p.m . the previou s b u sin ess day. •M UAB Film Com m ittee: meeting to chose Union Cinem a schedule for spring at 3:40 p.m., MU G ila Room. •CARP: meeting about Am erican student exchange to U SSR at noon, MU Hohokam Room. •Alpha P h i Om ega: pledge cla ss meeting at 6:15 p.m., active meeting at 7 p.m., MU Navajo Room. •M usic Therapy Club: booth on Cady Mall for Awareness Week, w ill be selling T-shirts. •Student A ffiliates o f the A m erican C h em ical Society: organizational meeting at 3:30 p.m., P SH 252. M eetin g s • A lcoh olics Newman Center, College Avenue and University Drive. Anonym ous: closed meeting at noon, •M UAB Culture and A rts Com m ittee: Mozart movie night featuring Don Giovanni at 7:30 p.m., MU Programming Lounge, •Coalition fo r W orld P eace: presentation by Dr. Jam es Riding In on “ Indian Q uest for Burial Protection Under the Law,” at noon in the M U Mohave Room. •Christian S cien ce O rganization: inspirational meeting at 6 p.m., M U Plata Room 206A. •M U AB S p ecia l Even ts Com m ittee: meeting at 3:30 p.m., M U Yavapai Room 209. • M .E .C h .A .: presentation by Daniel Osuna, “ 500 Years of Colonization and Resistance, in Indio-America — Discovery or Invasion?” at 7 p.m., MU Union Cinem a, lower level. DELIVERY* COMING SOON N O R TH EA ST CO R N ER O F HARDY & UNIVERSITY • TEM P E 9 6 6 -3 1 8 1 BURGER AY TH R U TH U R SD A Y O N LY! L ittle Caesaref^ P izza! P izza! TVvo great pizzas! One low price.*Always Always. •1 9 90 U tdc Caesar Enterprises, me. •Lim ited delivery area $1.50 delivery charge. 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World/Nation Stole A rm Page 3 Monday, October 14,1991 H arassm ent h earin g enters th ird d ay WASHINGTON (AP) - Four friends of Anita Hill solemnly testified Sunday that in the 1980s, she told them Clarence Thomas had made unwanted sexual advances toward her. A former associate of the Supreme Court nominee countered firmly, “ I know he did no such thing.” In a long day and night under the television lights, the Senate Judiciary Com m ittee heard sharply conflicting testimony about Hill and Thomas, accuser and accused in a drama that captivated the nation. “He wouldn’t take no for an answer,” Susan Hoerchner quoted Hill as saying about Thomas in the early 1980s. HiU added that Thomas said, “You know if you had witnesses, you’d have a perfect case against m e,” Hoerchner told the panel, which is probing H ill’s allegations of sexual advances and Thomas’ unequivocal denials. Outside the hearing room, reporters were told that Hill had passed a lie detector about her allegations. “Ms. Hill is truthful,” said Paul Minor, head of a private security firm in V irginia, in com m ents th at sent Wells Hoerchner consternation through the ranks of Thomas’ defenders. Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, called the development “highly offensive and highly political, too pat, too slick, exactly what a two-bit, slick lawyer” would try to do. Sen. Joseph Biden, the Delaware Democrat who chairs the committee, agreed that the results were inappropriate for the hearing. The Senate is scheduled to vote Tuesday on confirming Thomas, a 43-year-old black federal appeals judge whose nomination has turned into a tale of sex and politics unlike any other. And to keep to the schedule, Biden held out the prospect of an all-night session to hear from each of the numerous witnesses scheduled to testify. Biden said Hill and Thomas would be invited back to close out the hearings on Monday. F ar from the crowded committee room, President Bush issued a fresh defense of his embattled nominee. “I believe he will make it,” the president said before heading off to the golf course. Thomas and Hill aside, the day’s drama dem onstrated th at sexual harassm ent knows no favorites. One witness for him and one for her disclosed that they, too, had been victimized. “Being a black woman you know you have to put up with a lot,” Ellen Wells told the committee of 14 white male senators. “So you grit your teeth and you do it,” she said, adding that she had been “touched in the workplace” more than once. Senators said they would wait until they were over before deciding how to vote when the roll is called oh Tuesday. And the testimony didn’t seem likely to yield much certainty. Hill “said that Clarence Thomas had repeatedly asked her out,” Hoerchner said. “She told me that of course she had refused, but he wouldn’t take no for an answer.” Hoerchner said Hill told her that Thomas repeated his entreaties, saying “I’m your type, I’m your kind of man and you refuse to admit it.” More than six hours later came an entirely different story, one depicting Thomas as a man completely incapable of such action — and 1011 as anything but a meek victim. “I know he did no such thing,” said Nancy Elizabeth Fitch, a former assistant to him at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. “ I tru st Judge Thomas completely.” J. C. Alvarez, another former aide to Thomas, called Hill opinionated, arrogant and aloof, and said her former boss was being “mugged in broad daylight.” H ill passes lie detector test A ssociated P ress photo Jostle fo r kerosene Poor women of Cite Soleil, a poor suburb of Port-Au-Prince, Haiti, jostle w hile they try to get kerosene to cook their foods. Hundreds o f residents are forming long lines for kerosene all over the city. Shops have reopened as a veneer of norm alcy has replaced the chaos of the SepL 30 Coup. Iran newspaper says hostage to be freed NICOSIA, Cyprus (AP) —. An influential Iranian newspaper reported Sunday that a Western hostage in Lebanon, possibly an American, may be freed soon. The report came as a U. N. envoy began a new mission seeking the hostages’ release. The English-language Tehran Times did not say which hostage might be freed by pro-Iranian extrem ists in Lebanon, or when this might occur. The paper, often reflecting the positions of Iranian President Hashemi Rafsanjani, had accurately predicted two earlier releases of hostages, but incorrectly reported that an American might be set free shortly after the release Sept. 24 of Briton Jade Mann. The story, in tBe form of an interview with one of the newspaper’s Lebanon correspondents, said the Shiite Muslim P arty of God, or Hezbollah, was pushing for a release on hum anitarian grounds despite Israel’s intransigence in releasing Arab prisoners. “I'm more optimistic than at any tim e before that one Western hostage, maybe an American, will be breed,” the newspaper quoted its unidentified correspondent as saying. “Maybe one American will go home soon if no unforeseen incidents take place as happened earlier,” the correspondent was quoted as saying. But be added: “The slightest mistake or provocative statem ent from any side” could m ar U. N. and Iranian efforts to free the hostages. The newspaper did not elaborate. Hezbollah, considered the umbrella group for Shiite extrem ists believed to be holding most of the hostages, has linked the freedom for the a t least nine Westerners to Israel’s release of up to 300 Lebanese Arabs held by the Israelis or their allied m ilitia in southern Lebanon. Israel has first demanded information on five Israeli servicemen missing in Lebanon, The Iranian report came the same day as the special U. N. envoy in hostage negotiations, Giandomenico Picco, arrived in Cyprus en route to Damascus, Syria. , v ^ ^ He refused to comment on his mission, but officials from U. N. headquarters in New York said Picco was promoting Secretary-General Javier Perez de Cuellar’S intensified efforts to secure the release of all hostages and detainees. Picco has been working with Iran on the issue in recent weeks, hoping to harness their influence with the kidnap groups, said the U. N. officials, speaking on condition o f anonymity. In his complex negotiations, Picco also has m et with Israelis and representatives of the factions holding hostages in Lebanon. Senior Iranian officials and others have predicted that all the hostages and detainees would be freed before the end of the year. The latest releases started in August with Briton John McCarthy and American Edward Tracy. WASHINGTON (AP) - Anita HiU on Sunday passed a lie detector test on her allegations that Clarence Thomas made sexually explicit rem arks to her, a polygraph expert said. But it was ruled inadmissible as evidence a t the Supreme Court nominee’s confirmation hearing. Senate Judiciary Committee Chair­ man Joseph Biden Jr. said he would not aUow the polygraph results to be HiU accepted because the committee had not vouched for the credentials of the examiner and had “nothing to do” with ordering the test. Paul Minor, president of American International Security Corp. of Fairfax, Va., told reporters outside the hearing room that he had concluded she was telling the truth in her accusations that Thomas sexuaUy harassed her. Such tests are not generally admissible in court. One of HiU’s attorneys, Charles Ogletree, said they would not formaUy submit the results to the committee. They did not. Biden, a Delaware Democrat, ruled on the admissibility of the test after committee Republicans brought it up, challenging its validity. Minor said he put four questions to Hill, asking if she had lie# in her testimony or fabricated rem arks that she attributed to Thomas. “She answered no. There was no indication of deception to any of the relevant questions . . . , ” Minor said outside the hearing room. “It’s therefore my opinion Ms. Hill is truthful.” Win has testified that when she worked for Thomas at two government agencies in the early 1980s, he pressed her for dates and used graphic sexual language in conversation with her. Thomas has emphatically denied each of Hill’s allegations. The questions on the polygraph test were: •Have you deliberately lied to me about Clarence Thomas? •Are you fabricating the allegation that Clarence Thomas discussed pornographic m aterial with you? •Are you lying to me about the various topics that Clarence Thomas mentioned to you regarding specific sexual acts? •Are you lying to me about Clarence Thomas making references to you aboutJbe size of his penis? Bush, asked earlier in the day whether both Thomas and win should take polygraph tests, said “1 think it’s a stupid idea.?' He said: “ If the idea is challenging the word.of one over another, to use the lie detector test in that way, I reject it.” “This is a real buph-league type thing,” Sen. Alan Simpson, R-Wyo., said during the hearing. And Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, called it “is highly offensivè, is highly political. It was what a two-bit slick lawyer would try to do.” Said Biden: “If we get to the point in this country where lie detector tests are the basis on which we make judgments, we have reached a sad day for the civil liberties of this country.” Sen. Patrick Leahy, a Vermont Democrat who is on the judiciary committee, called the polygraph result a “very significant development.” ‘It’s not im portant that it be formally entered in the record,” said Sen. Herb Kohl, D-Wisc., who also is on the committee. “We all know.” •* O p in ión Page 4 Monda^jDctobeMj^lWI^ State Press Discredit Right to life, liberty and credit being infringed by regulation v a lz m a n Colum nist f f e There is an issue soon to come up in Congress, and it may have an effect on the spending habits of virtually every student on campus. The issue at hand is the regulation of credit card rates. I would urge every opinion to reject this measure, regardless of the benefit it may promise in the short run. The crux of the issue is this: In recent years (or months), the general level of interest rates has declined. On average, two-year certificates of deposit yield approximately 7% percent today, yet the average consumer holding a credit card (set up to be approximately a two-year revolving loan) pays nearly 20 percent — virtually unchanged since the decline of interest rates. Consumer advocates ami congressional leaders alike have pointed this out and held it up as an indictment that the free market is not working. It is funny that the modern statists always conclude that in a regulated industry of a mixed economy, it is always the free, private sector that has gone awry. When the free m arket does not operate correctly, die highest public good is not done, and, in the opinion of congressional leaders, it must be regulated. T h e p ro p o se d le g is la tio n w ould standardize rates so that they rise and fall on a ratio proportional to the prime rate (the rate that banks allow their best customers). The advocates of this proposal will justify it, telling you it will better your fives. The adversaries will almost certainly wallow in a mire of self-contradiction and evasion in order to defend themselves. No one can blast Keynesian economic theory nor explain the virtue and truth of Austrian economics in 15 inches of print, so to readers in the department of economics, a more pressing issue will be discussed ? the roots of this proposal. Let’s just leave it to say that 1 would be ju s tifie d in opposing th is ty p e of interventionist nonsense for logical and utilitarian reasons ? if I were a utilitarian. The evidence provided to us shows that banks are charging the little guys — us credit card holders—a lot of money in order to cover their mistakes, such as bad real estate loans. The only thing to conclude, say proponents, is that the big banks are “profiteers.” These profiteers must be regulated so that they don’t exploit the public in such a gross fashion, say some lawmakers. Confronted with this evidence, the banks and lawmakers who support them have little to say. For the banks, issues like these u s u a lly b e c o m e a n e x e r c is e in backpedaling, doublespeak and denial. They w ill offer argum ents like the [S M KEVIN SHEH JENNIFER FRANKLIN DAWN DEVRIES ...... .................. DAVID KEXF-i- following: The paperwork is enormous, so high rates m ust be charged; chargebacks are frequent, and we must account for them somehow; we offer grace periods of no interest and m ust chargé a greater percentage to make up for it. Always justifying their rates on the necessity posed by higher costs. A nyone w ith com m on sen se can understand that the higher costs associated with credit cards are not the real reason the rates are so high. It is obvious that credit cards are the bank’s cash cow, that they do earn huge profits off them, and that they will say anything in order to prevent Congress from taking that profitability away. The banks and brighter legislators will say anything except that which desperately needs to be said, that is. The credit card is a m arket just like any other. Any givra bank offers a card a t a given rate, and a consumer signs the charge slip agreeing explicitly to the term s. A credit card sale is absolutely and solely an un-coerced, voluntary agreement between two parties. The responsibility for costs lies with the consumer — if you don’t want to pay the interest, don’t use the cârd. W hat b u sin ess does th e fe d e ra l government have in regulating the rates? Is it the protection of liberty? I don’t rem em ber the right to inexpensive, unsecured credit in the Constitution. Credit card companies are in the business of doling out cards, not for the public good, not for the economy’s sake, not to help the neighbors out at Christmas time — they are in business for one reason: self-interest. The root of interventionism is an attack on the legitimacy of people to work solely for their own self-interest. The people who advocate these types of measures would like us to understand the big picture. They want us to be compassionate; they want each and every individual to put the NEEDS of each other above our own. These people want to make us believe that the needs of one human being constitute a m oral and legal obligation on the part of those humans capable of helping them. This repugnant form of moral and political philosophy is destined to lead to self-inunolation. Every one of Us, as human beings, has the right to pursue those actions which guarantee our préservation — our selfinterest. Attempting to earn a living through non-coercive, voluntary action is certainly among our rights. Regulating that ability is an obvious infringement on our individual liberties, Protecting the rights of minorities and individuals is in vogue these days. No one but a hypocritical bigot would suggest that individual liberty is the right of every minority, excepting big business and their shareholders. It is time people, and especially business people, defend their rightful actions, not on a borrowed premise of public good, but on the infinitely higher good of our individual right to rational self-interest. L etters to the editor Codes remedy only symptoms Dear Editor; Judi Tañeos’ article of Oct. 8 addressing speech codes is an enjoyable presentation of this far-reaching issue. It is truly objective and well researched. A few points remain to be m ade re g ard in g th e supporting argument for the code’s, promulgation. The concept of "fighting words” was indeed established by the Supreme Court and did result in speech being limited in that instance. The court has, however, moved away from that ruling. No conviction based ra the fighting words doctrine has been upheld when brought before the court since the original ruling. Legal thought began to realize that limiting speech based on the reaction of individuals is quite troubling. Who knows what may be considered fighting words to different people? Thus, if fighting words were a permissible exception to free speech, my rights may be limited simply because my neighbor is overly sensitive or irascible. The court has further limited the applicability of fighting words because most cases involved people who criticized law enforcement officers or elected officials and w ere subsequently prosecuted. Such punishment is contrary to the principles of our lib eral dem ocracy. Interestingly enough, the Stanford code relies on the fighting words doctrine for its justification. While racism is certainly a plague which must be combated, we should not endeavor to fight it by sacrificing other rights. If ultra-liberal positions were said to injure conservatives or stigmatize them, would we rush to punish those liberal speakers? Probably not. By treating racist speech differently we confer Upon I t some legitimacy as if we are saying it is too powerful to be refuted or ignored. It is time to remove the blinders of demagoguery and realize that codes stop a symptom but do nothing to cure the disease. Jam es D. Smith Senior, Political Science Bike laws protect campus mall users Dear Editor: So Diane Bartsch sees no reason to obey bicycle laws if they are not posted? She thinks it unfair if one lawbreaker gets a ticket and others don’t? She is forgetting a few basic facts of survival. 1) Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law! It would be impossible to post all laws on signs. Each of us might like to have a law posted that affects us personally, but that would be unrealistic. 2) Unfortunately, the Arizona Drivers Manual does not fist all the laws. Perhaps the manual would be too big to carry around if it did. However, there should be more attention given to bicycle laws. For such a m ajor form of transportation as the bicycle, bureaucracy is slow to change. 3) A car is bigger than a bicycle. No m atter who is legally right, it is not the driver of the car who is going to get killed. It is a basic reality that bicyclists need to pay more attention, and be more polite, than motor vehicle drivers. Bravo to all who take their bicycles instead of their cars. Perhaps someday there will be more bicycles than motor vehicles, and everyone will know the laws! Carolyn Frederick Sophomore, English cwfiw PAUL CORO, E d ito r SUZANNE ROSS, M anaging E d ito r C ity E ditor A sst C ity Editor ........................ DAN ZEIGER...... .......... ........... DARREN URBAN..... .... A sst S ports E ditor VICKI CULVER M a r in e E ditor LAURIE N O T A R O .................. M agazine M anaging E ditor HOBART ROWLAND .................... College C ulture E ditor REPORTERS: Ken Brown. D .J. B urrough. M ark Doud, Andrew Faught, M ichael Flores, M argo Glllxnan. K ristine H art, Sonja Lewie. M arsh* M srdock. 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O p in ion State Press Page 5 Monday, October 14,1991 Gossip games Turning the tables on inquiring minds know about conduct that might give insights into your character?” “I’ll make a deal. I’ll tell you my secrets if you tell me yours. For instance, were you a virgin when you got m arried? Or are the rumors true that in your newsroom, they called you Miss Round Heels? And isn’t it hue that even now, while in a state of holy matrimony, it is rumored that you’ve engaged in hanky-panky with that pretty-boy weather reporter a t your station? Does his wife know about it, or your husband, tsk, tsk?” Tribune M edia S ervices This is a press conference I’d lové to watch, although I know I never will. But it’s fun to think about. “ . . . and I conclude by saying that I am declaring my candidacy for my party’s nomination for the office of president of the United States. Now, I will take questions.” ’’Governor, there have been rumors about your m arriage, that you and your wife have had problems," ‘‘I’ll answer that this way. I doubt if any m arriage has been without problems. For example, I have heard that your husband has been known to come home late at night, loaded to the gills. Crawls from the driveway to thé front door on all fours. Pukes like a hog. Is there any truth in that?” “Govémor, I am not running for public office, so I don’t believe that the state of my m arriage is an issue.” “Maybe not, but it would still be fun to talk about. Let’s face H, we all love a little gossip, right?” “To get back to the question, governor. The rumors have persisted that at one time you and your wife contemplated separation because you had an extram arital affair. Is that true?” “That’s really none of your business. Next question.” “Governor, don’t you believe that the public has a right to ketters “Governor, if I may in terru p t. . . ” “Yes, George.” “I believe it is inappropriate for you to make allegations against members of the media who are simply doing their job in questioning you about yoUr behavior in an effort to give voters an insight into your character. Questions you are evading.” “Who’s evading? I just said it’s none of your business. Just as it is none of my business why your wife dumped you. I mean, it would be an intrusion of your private life if I asked if the rumors are true that she left you because she didn’t like the way you dressed, especially when you dressed in her underwear and nightie. By the way, George, any truth in the scuttlebutt about your fondness for being spanked? Doesn’t that sting?” “Governor, that is a scurrilous statem ent.” “ Nah, not really. If people knew that you’re a cross dresser and like being spanked, why they’d think you’re more of an interesting character. By the way, if you wore a nightie while covering a story, the ratings would go up, I’ll bet.” “Governor, are you saying that thé public has no right to know about the private life of a public official? That they should be denied information that might give them insights into your trustworthiness, character and moral standards?” “Good question, Ed. I’m saying that if, at some point in my life, I.committed an indiscretion that was not of a criminal nature, as most people have done, what the heck does that have to do with balancing a budget, pushing through a legislative program or vetoing astupidbUl? Now, some of us know that the owner of your newspaper is a notorious philanderer. I mean, does anyone really believe that when he spends two hours every afternoon with his office door locked, he is giving dictation to that buxom secretary? But do you ever rap on his door and say: ‘Chief, what are you doing in there?’ Do you ever yell through the keyhole: ‘I cannot work for a man with a character flaw such as yours.’ Of course you don’t. It’s still a good newspaper, despite his notorious behavior. So why bug me about what I might or might not have done in my more frisky days?” “Ah, governor, then you are admitting that you did sleep with someone other than your wife?” “I didn’t adm it that any more than you will admit to the rumors that you have been known to sleep with a life-size inflatable Barbie doll. Those things any fun?” “That is a preposterous lie.” “Ah, then you deny sleeping with a blow-up doll?” “I would not dignify such a question with a response.” “Ah-hah, then you don’t deny it? Does that mean you admit it?” “Governor, what are you trying to do?” “I’m just working on my technique in case I lose the election.” “Your technique for what?” “I might go into your line of work.” to the editor Women deserve different opinions Dear Editor: The warning bells began to sound in my brain when I read Rick Giovanetto’s plea that the Supreme Court save this country from the likes of rabble-rousers and “liberal special interest groups" such as thè National Organization for Women, the Am erican Civil L iberties Union and Planned Parenthood. Anyone who equates civil lib erties w ith “ lib eral special interests” should be given a wide berth in my book. Rick Giovanetto’s column in the S ta te P ress w ent on to p resen t a fundamental misunderstanding of both the prim ary purpose of the Supreme Court and of the necessity to safeguard the right of women to choose an abortion. The Supreme Court’s job is not to sit up in Washington, D. C., making sure that the American people straighten up and fly ri^ it, take their just desserts, or even dutifully lie in the bed they have made. Neither is its job to ensure that the delicate sensibilities of the indignant are not offended. The Supreme Court’s job is to secure the rights guaranteed to us in the Constitution from circumspection by either the far left, the far right or a misguided state legislature. If the American people want to stand collectively in their bare feet in winter, it is not the Supreme Court’s duty to tell us, “I told you so” and petulantly restrict access to head cold remedies if we get sick. R ather it should provide assurances that, if one so chooses, going barefoot in winter will not be unjustly restricted. In h anding down the Roe vs. Wade decision, the Supreme Court concluded that a woman’s rig h t to m ake decisions regarding her own body was protected by constitutional guarantees of privacy and that these rights included the decision to seek an abortion. A woman’s right to decide to abort or continue a pregnancy stands irrespective of whether her previous actions were upstanding or m ature. The freedom to seek an abortion is not something which a woman m ust earn by virtue of having acted responsibly, dutifully or even morally. Women have the right to seek an abortion if they so choose because their physical, em otional and psychological being is required to carry a pregnancy to term , and only the woman involved is qualified to decide whether she wants or is able to do so. Safe, legal abortions must be available simply because, for a variety of reasons, women often become pregnant and do not wish to remain so. Whether she is the victim of rape or the victim of a defective Condom, I firmly believe that the govenment has no place whatsoever dictating what will or should take place within her uterus/ An abortion is not the reward granted for a life lived virtuously , it is the right demanded of women who have the only responsibility for what occurs with and within their most precious property, their bodies. I expect the Supreme Court to safeguard that right for all women. I consider it strangely ironic that Mr. Giovanetto would support restrictions on a woman’s access to an abortion, believing that such a stand would force her to “take responsibility for her actions.” I am firmly convinced he could as easily be found righteously voicing the subsequent anguished cries of the overburdened taxpayers demanding th at this sam e woman justify bearing a child which she m ust depend on welfare to raise. It seems to me that when she sought an abortion, this woman was trying to make a responsible choice in the first place. Michelle Hoisch Graduate Student, Social Work Marriott food not fit for animals Dear Editor lam writing regarding ASU’s food sendee contract with Marriott. I think M arriott’s policies and procedures (let’s not forget the food itself) are terrible and must be changed for the benefit of all. I hope I speak for the majority. How did this self-serving contract come about anyway? Why does it have an almost total monopoly on food sendee? Why can’t ASU find companies willing to give better service (and food)? Why doesn’t ASU give a majority of M arriott’s MU food shops the boot and offer real variety? Why can’t ASU let independent food companies (or new franchises) come on campus for the good of all? Personally, I’m sick and tired of the high prices M arriott charges, the lim ited variety, long lines, pathetically short hours of operation and tasteless food Marriott provides as a “service” to ASU. And why can’t students who make the mistake of buying M arriott food ever find a table to eat at? I’U tell you why. People who should be studying in the library, or anywhere else for À U tH f ó lK tq L iK g S ut i u m F |l '/ o t - l that m atter, are hogging the tables. Why can’t M arriott’s employees kick them from the tablés during busy hours? Why can’t a person buy something more filling, like a sandwich, hamburgers or even pizza before 10:30 a.m .? If I wanted eggs, I’d eat at home. If I wanted a bagel or a donut, I’d buy them at a convenience store where it’s cheaper. Why can’t M arriott, if they must continue their monopoly, provide variety in the morning? Do I sense a conspiracy at work here? How also can a person react to a policy that charges 45 cents for a 32-ounce cup of water even after a person buys $2-17 worth of slop Marriott passes off as food? Does M arriot have a monopoly on water and cups also? Although I’m fortunate enough to not eat in the dorms, my friends relate to me the same problems plaguing dorm food. There is little variety, and prisoners most assuredly eat better than students. I’m also told that m ilitary food as a whole beats M arriott’s dorm food hands down, and if it’s p e e k e d h / anything like the “food” served in the MU, I don’t doubt it one bit. M a r r io tt e x e c u tiv e s a n d ASU adm inistrators —• are you reading this and learning? Or do you enjoy torturing and gouging us for every penny you can? What’s next? Napkins a t the low price of 85 cents apiece? I better not say that — Marriott might do it. Please, remedy this as fast as you can. I personally will hot tolerate this detrim ental monopoly anymore. When I get hungry or thirsty, I go out of my way (it doesn’t bother me) to eat off campus so M arriott doesn’t get one more penny of my money. Until free m arket exists and outside companies are let on campus, I have boycotted M arriott 100 percent and urge everyone else to do the same. Starving or not, my boycott will continue until M arriott’s monopoly is dissolved and freedom of choice returns to this campus. Thurston Hanson Sophomore, English B w c6 ^ o n d ^ O c M o J iU f ^ Police Report ASU police reported the following incidents ova- the weekend: •A thief removed a white 1900 Honda scooter from Parking Lot 51. Estimated loss is $1,000. •A thief stole an ASU student’s wallet from the Student Recreation Complex. Estimated loss is $90. •A thief stole a silver and blue Raleigh Technium Obsession bicycle from the Business Administration C Wing. Estimated loss is $715. •A thief stole a silk jacket from ah ASU student’s room in Manzanita Hall. •A male and a female ASU student were approached by police while they were engaged in sexual activity on the top level of Parking Structure 4. They were warned of public sexual indecency and left the area. Tempe police reported the following incidents over the weekend: •A man robbed the Bank of America, 1005 E. Broadway Road. He handed the clerk a note demanding $2,000. The clerk began to hand over the money when the man reached over the counter, grabbed the money and fled. The suspect is a white m ale in his early 30s, wearing blue jeans and a lightcolored T-shirt with dark stripes. The man had blond hair and he was carrying a blue duffle bag. •Thieves stole two cars from the parking lot of Aunt Chilada’s restaurant, 2021 W. Baseline Road. Police said there have been numerous stolen vehicle recoveries and thefts reported from that lot during the past six months. •A 22-year-old Tempe man was shot in the chest and killed at the 7-Eleven located at 5152 S. Mill Ave. The victim was taken to County Hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Police said he had been involved in an heated argument with the man who shot him. Compiled by State Press reporter Ashahed M. Triche Protest______ i C o n tin u e d f r o m p a g e 1. Benton said he was not disappointed with the turnout. “It’s hard to get people excited about an issue like dissolving the regents,’’ he said. “We’re representing easily 1 million people in this state.’’ But regent spokeswoman Barb Wissman said the demonstration had little impact on the board. “Basically, it was a non-issue,” Wissman said. “There were more people from the media than protesters.” Wissman said the regents hope to m eet with the governor at next week’s regents meeting in TucSon, but Symington is already scheduled to speak at a Phoenix luncheon that day . Symington’s proposal —which is sim ilar to a bill Rep. Bev Hermon, R-Tempe, had planned to introduce this year —has support from at least four lawmakers but is widely opposed by the regents and university officials. Hermon said it is too early to determine what to do with her bill but expects the governor will contact her soon. “He could have read about my efforts and made his proposal,” Hermon said, adding that either plan would have to enter the Legislature by mid-November for lawmakers to act... Finally, going to college can save you some money. Bet you never thought you’d hear that. But just by being a student, you can get special prices on IBM PS/2®s —computers that will help you through school, and long after you get out. IBM offers a variety of PS/2 Selected Academic Solution* models to choose from. And with an IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning, you can own one for as little as $30 a month** and take up to five years to pay. Buy now and you’ll get a special Bonus Pack' worth over $1,000 in savings on air travel, phone calls, software and more. So while the price of college keeps going up, at least the price of succeeding is on its way down. 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A representative for the California State University, where Broad will take over as the vice chancellor for finance and administration next year, said it was Broad’s aggressiveness with legislators and deal-making ability that caused them to pursue her heavily. “It sounds like she has been able to establish a very high profile with the Arizona Legislature, and that’s what we want here,” CSU spokeswoman Colleen Bentley-Adler said. “The chancellors were looking for a very Strong person in this position.” The CSU system experienced heavy funding cuts by its state legislature last year. Hermon, who intends to introduce a bill to replace the regents with separate governing boards for the universities, said Broad was successful in building up her position as head of the regents central staff. Symington announced last week that he also intends to head up an effort to dismantle the regents in favor of separate trustee boards. But Regent Eddie Basha, who concedes the board likely will redefine the position as it seeks a replacement for Broad, said all increases of power for the executive director were mandated directly by the regents. “Thé board should sit down and revisit the role and responsibilities of the CEO,” Basha said. “But foremostly, Molly is only what thé Board has made her.” Regent Art Chapa said Broad was merely “operating within our charters.” “But with the two titles of CEO and executive director, people wonder if that means she has power over the university presidents,” he said ASU President Lattie Coor supported Broad’s performance during his two years at ASU but said a redefining of Broad’s position is in order. “ The cen tral question as the job description is redefined is finding the right balance,” Coor said. “Thé universities each have an identity, and yet the regents do need staff and support.” S ta ff H A V E Y O U B E E N IN J U R E D IN A N A C C ID E N T ? contact PAUL D . 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The Tem pe-based band has been struggling for exposure since 1987, when Lawrence and guitar-playing brother Mark, bassist Vince Greene and drummer Terry Smith started playing Scottsdale and Tempe clubs. Lead guitarist Greg Simmons was added to the group seven months ago. “We got lucky when we first started playing,” said Lawrence, the band’s lead howler. “We got gigs that were paying us a lot of money. We knew 13 songs and were playing for four hours a night.” The band soon began “playing out in Tempe for less money, but found that people were more appreciative,” Greene said. “They’re more receptive to new music here.” Early interest in Live Nudes also was fueled by the band’s name — which looks great on a club marquee. Greene said that when the band played a free show at Monsoon, a club in Flagstaff, (he lighted sign advertised “Live Nudes — No Cover.” Lawrence said the name “ends up being a funny thing in a lot of ways,” but his brother said the name “wasn’t intended to draw people,” adding that he “forgets people make that connotation” with the name. Smith, however, said the name’s marquee appeal was the only motive behind it. He figured that “there’s gonna be a lot of guys named Bruce who are going to come down with a lot of extra change, and they’re going to be lining up outside these doors.” Lawrence said the name “came from driving down the street, looking at porno shops when you pass by,” while Greene said it also can be applied to “getting on stage as part of that inhibition release and exposing yourself.” Live Nudes plays blues-influenced rock. On stage, Lawrence Zubia’s face, eyes shaded w ith su n g lasses, s lith e rs over the microphone stand, springing to mind images of Jim Morrison, while Simmons huddles off to the left side of the stage, hunched over his guitar as if it is growing out of his body. S eeN u dea, paga 11 Releases from The Cult, Mellencamp a mixed bag Trying to digest John Mellencamp’s Whenever We Wanted is not easy. It’s the musical equivalent of an open wound, Mellencamp obviously spent some time second-guessing himself and others before writing a majority of the m aterial on his latest release. Let’s just say it’s not a terribly optimistic record. On the brighter side, Mellencamp’s self-downing attitude makes for some edgier music this time out. If his last few records celebrated a back-to-basics approach, the selfproduced Whenever We Wanted is downright skeletal, with raunchy guitar cutting through the mix, leaving even the compelling drumming of Kenny Aronoff in the dust. Hearing Mellencamp rock grungy is nothing new; he’s been headed in that direction since Lonesome Jubilee but has balanced his records with radio-ready ear candy of a folk/pop nature (“Cherry Bomb” for instance). After the disappointingly modest success of the homey Big Daddy, any playful, take-me-back-to-the-days-of-my-youth fodder has virtually disappeared on Whenever We Wanted. Which isn’t such good thing, because much of this album is sorely lacking in memorable hooks. Many of the songs sound half finished, clinging only to a shred of a guitar progression as Mellencamp spits out a jumble of jaded observations about the world and himself. From the opening attack of “Love and Happiness,” the album reeks of overreaching intentions. This first song of the set has your typical state-of-the-w orld angle with embarrassingly nondescript lyrics that sap its power. “Well, we’re dropping our bomb6 in the Southern Hemisphere/And people are starving that live right here/And they’re tearing down walls in the name of peace/And they’re killing each other in the Middle E ast.” Obviously Mellencamp’s been surviving on a heavy dose of Headline News. But his lyrics CD R oundup “Earth, Soul, Rock ’n’ Roll” is how The Cult describes Ceremony in the album’s liner notes. To be sure, The Chit’s Ian Astbury and Billy Duffy (now a duo) cover each of those bases thoroughly in their neverending search for a musical identity . It’s no challenge to find the references to Mother Earth in songs like “Earth Mofo” and “White.” The latter is an eightminute ode to a simpler way of life — a hunter in harmony with his surroundings. In fact, most of the lyrical content of Ceremony concerns itself with the growing gap between W henever We W anted John Mellencamp M ercury Records rating is on a Jive- star scale Cerem ony T h e C u lt ; S ir e / W a rn e r B r o th e r s R e c o rd s The Cult: B illy Duffy (left) and Ian Astbury, mankind and nature. The pair uses the mysticism they’ve managed to work into the character of the band and combines it with Native American images to bring the message rating is on a Jive-star home. scale In no other song is this mixture more apparent than the first single, “Wild Hearted Son,”, which starts with an ex cep t from the “The Grass Dance,” performed by The certainly lose their charm when he stretches beyond Middle Native American Dance Theatre. You can look at “Wild America. There’s the whiny confessional, “I Ain’t Ever Hearted Son” as “Fire Woman P art Two,” or as a 1991 Satisfied,” which, like most of the album, features rootBy, reading of Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild,” (which The Cult aggressive chord progressions as an excuse for finished covered several albums back). But there’s no denying that it’s the strongest song on Ceremony. musical product. The Cult adds some soul to its new album, mostly by taking Thankfully, no Mellencamp record is a complete loss. Standouts like “Now More Than Ever,” with its “Pink a detour from the usual blues/m etal mix into the world of Houses”- flavored chorus, and the single, “One Leg Up,” funk on “Earth Mofo” and “Full Tilt.” They also give a show that Mellencamp isn’t completely out of his wits when it gospel fed to “Sweet Salvation” with an organ and numerous backup vocalists. comes to making simple statem ents with flair. This newly discovered spirit gives the impression The Cult But too much of Whenever We Wanted is grasping for something that is simply out of Mellencamp’s reach. Maybe is treading on the not-so-sacred burial ground of ’70s next time out he’ll regain his focus on songcraft and leave the rock ’n’ roll, stopping to pay homage to Led Zeppelin, The Dows and Jim i Hendrix. grandstanding to the upstarts. But of course, what would a Cult album be without a stateS m Ravlsw s, paga 11 by Hobart Rowland ★ ★ ★ V4 Page 10 State P ro s M ondB)tOctober14^991_ Rambling Rose tells a moving story by David Allen Pundt Rambling Rose Starring Laura Deni, Robert Duvall Directed by Martha Coolidge ★ ★ ★ ★ Vz rating is on a five-star scale There may not seem to be much of a connection between Rambling Rose, Martha Coolidge’s rich and touching tale about a southern girl growing up, and Judge Clarence Thomas’ problems. The connection lies in those mysterious, misunderstood, miscalculated notions we barrel-chested types have about women. Probably more specifically, the connection is in the times in which we live. These are the days of what Some call women’s issues but which are actually human issues expanded to include women. Ten years ago, a Supreme Court nomination would not have been held up on the mere suggestion of sexual impropriety. Clarence Thomas, and I ’m sure President Bush as well, are learning that the times, they are a changin’. If there Was a perfect time for Rambling Rose, this is it. Laura Dern plays the title role, a young girl in trouble who moves to a small town in Georgia to live with a family to keep her from further problems. Her biggest difficulty is her youth, her passion and her spontaneity. My mother would say that she can’t control her hormones* and that the joy and excitement of being 19, vibrant and excited about the positive prospects before her is her undoing. Mr. Right is around the corner. She knows what to do but doesn’t seem to know that people don’t approve of that sort of thing in polite society. Rose is just a bit much for the common taste. The family she conies to live with includes a young boy of 13, a lad who is experiencing his own unfolding. From the first time he sees her, he is smitten, head over pre-pubescent heels. Awestruck Buddy (Lucas Haas) is incredulous that someone so alive, so desirable, so ripe Would come to live in his house and sleep a little ways down the hall. These are his FAST, fantasies come to life, his late-night, flashlight-under-thesheets, dream s come true, a vision arrived in time for the next stage of his emotional and physical development. But there is a great deal more to [Rambling Rose than a simple story of a boy growing up and a girl looking for Mr. Right. Shortly after Rose’s arrival, she proclaims her undying love for Daddy (Robert Duvall). Rose circles him while putting away the dinner dishes, and Daddy (not Rose’s father of course) shares information with her from the evening newspaper. No one has ever taken her this seriously before. No one has ever been this kind, this genuine toward her. Suddenly, Rose attacks and says she loves him more than life itself — she must have him. At first, Daddy is stunned and perhaps even a little tempted, but then he regains his composure. Mother (Diane Ladd) would not approve, he says. Even more, Mother would defend Rose ïmÆ M Êmm against all attacks, and what Rose has tried to do is compete for her husband. After the tears dry, Rose decides to look for men closer to her own age. When Rose begins to socialize, men her age begin to circle th e house, baying at the moon in the middle of the night. Daddy, as head of the house, will have none of this nonsense and suggests that she must go. Mother, as Daddy predicted, defends Rose and says that now is the last time she should be ,! 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SERVICES C REA TIV E-TY PIN G , te rm papers, retu rn ee, e ts a y t, la te r p rin ter, rea­ sonable ra te t, fa tt turnaround. Pat, 897-1741. FLYER GRAPHICS ADOPTION M ANAGER FROM hell laid no more cats! Free kittens to good home. Liz 8449392. P E R S O N ^ _ _ _ TYPING/ WORDPROCESSjNG^ SERVICES NEED HAPPY, active; directive female to care for 2 children, Tuesday and Thursday 2-7pm, Scottsdale area. Need own o n and references. 994-1547. PETS LOST: HEW LETT Packard 48SX cal­ culator, Friday, i l f o o f October, near CO B. Please call fe e . 345-8502. Re­ ward. Page 19 ABSOLUTELY MO e A L L 1-800-950-8472, ext. 50 S TA TE P R E S S ERRO R S: C heck your ad the FIR ST day H runs. C a ll 965-6731 with any corrections before noon. The State Press is. only reaponefole for the first day the a d runs incorrectly. Corrected ads wit be extended one day or credit will be held In the Classifieds Office lor one (1) year. Changes called In alter the tin t day wH not quality tor a make-good. Make-goods wit not exceed the coat of the original ad. '________ '■ I ‘ ■~ Sutter Home W ht Znfandel.....$4.93 Natural Beer-12 pk...................$4.93 Volska Vodka 750ml..................$5.96 Used Playboy'Magazines........ ..$1.25 Aduk Magazines, Groceries, Ice, Wines, Over 40 Imported Been 967-9079 IN F O & M E S S A G E CENTERS 423-5204 Bizm art P la za Hayden & O sborn Rds. 3 TANS $ 10j (with this ad )~ Unto & Dorsey qoo 1707 ! _Next to B§auyajs_ 2.^ 1.JJÌ1 J F O R TU E SD A Y , O C TO B ER 15, 1991 A R IE S (M ar. 21 to Apr. 19) You ju st need som e peace and quiet to get those things accomplished at home, y e t s t the sem e tim e yo u may feel obligated to fulfill a social obligation. TA U R U S (Apr. 2 0 tp M ay 20) Y o u 're right to think tw ice before signing sny legal documents. The ac­ cent now is on social life end group a c t i v i t i e s . R is e a b o v e a- p e tty misunderstanding. G E M IN I ( t h y 21 to June 20) Though income and status should im­ prove today, you may have misgivings about a partner's spending plans. Be respectful o f higher-ups. Avoid the glib answer. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) W ork pressures may m ake you som e­ what nervous a t present, but cultural . putsuits will definitely give your spirits a lift. M ake plans now for a weekend getaway, LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Tax m arten and investment concerns preoccupy you. You may not be in the mood for a social engagement. D on't let strain turn into tension w ith cloee ties. V IR G O (Aug. 23 to Sept, 22) Y ou’re well aware o f the work that needs to be done right now and may cut a social visit ahoit. Still, benefits will com e to you today through friendships. LIBR A (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) A career opportunity com es now, but you may have som e difficulty making up your mind and will resent pressures from others to do so. Take the tim e you S C O R P IO (O c t 23 to Nov. 21) Though a chance to g o on a trip arises, you m ay have som e reservations about the expenses involved. D on’t quibble about small things when out tonight. SA G IT T A R IU S (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Planned expenditures for the home end family will probably be on your agenda, but you're ambivalent shout the use o f credit for any other purpose. C A P R IC O R N (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) I f you hold som ething inside for too long, you're just going to m ake yourself s nervous wreck. Get it o ff your chest. Be open with these for whom you care. A Q U A RIUS (Jen. 20 to Feb. 18) Though opportunities to improve in­ come come now, problems with friends could prove disruptive to work ac­ tiv itie s . H o ld o n to c o n c e n tr a tiv e powers. P IS C E S (Feb. 19 to M ar. 20) C om bining business and pleasure would be to your disadvantage now , yet otherwise th em 's nothing keeping you from the enjoyment o f leisure interests at present. YOU BORN TO D A Y often serve the community in som e advisory capacity. In business, y o u 'r e d raw n to large enterp rises an d are u sually a good m oneyinaker. Y ou h ave a d ecided philosophic o r mystic bent end are a strong supporter o f’the causes which you espouee. You are concerned shout the general welfare and m ay be drawn to an academ ic career. Though you work welt with groups, a part o f you remains aloof. Birthdate of: J. Kenneth G a l b r a i t h , e c o n o m is t; A r th u r SchleSinger Jr., historian; and Jea n Peters, actress. Copyright 1991 by King Feature» Syndicate, Inc. Oct-s oberfest: The Message is Moderation Chi Omega Presents: Alcohol Awareness Week October 13th-19th Field Sobriety Test on Cady Mall, Noon-2:00 p.m. ÊÊÊM ■ H ' W M Alternative Beverages Sam pling on Cady Mali: N oon-2:00 p.m . "The Wall" - How has alcohol affected your life? on Cady M all g Video Display at Student Recreation Complex, Noon-6:00 p.m. Field Sobriety Test on Cady Mall, Noon-2:00 p.m. Brown Bag Lunch Speaker: Craig Nagoshi, P h.D ., on W hat A lcohol D oes and W hat’s Happemng on This Campus W ith Students and Alcohol, M .U. Programming Lounge, N oon-1:00 p.m . "The Wall" - How has alcohol affected your life? on Cady M all 1 Video Display at Student Recreation Complex, Noon-6:00 p.m. Field Sobriety Test on Cady Mall, Noon-2:00 p.m. ■ Information Tables on Gady M all, 10:00 a*m.-2:00 p.m . "The W dl” - How has alcohol afifected 5^ Hi®? Video Display at Student Recreation Complex, TJoon-6:00 p.m. ■WWWWj Field Sobriety Test on Cady Mall, Noon-2:00 p.m. American Bartenden School m l ; W ellness D ay on Cady M all, 10:00 a.m .-2:00 p.m . The American Bartender School Presents a Bartending Class: Know whatTs in a mixed drink. M .U. Programming Lounge, Noon-1 p.m . I "The W all” - How has alcohol affected your life? on Cady Mall Video Display at Student Recreation Complex, Noon-6:00 p.m. Field Sobriety Test on Cady Mall, Noon-2:00 p.m. ^^^w '' "The Wall" - H ow has alcohol affected your life? on Cady M all Video Display at Student Recreation Complex, Noon-6:00 p.m. sp o n so r e d by: A S U S tu d e n t H e a l t h - ^ BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students), Residence Life, College Street Deli, Q ty of Tempe Police Department, Esi Chi, St. Luke's, Charter Hospital, ICA, WA.M. (Wholesalers Advocating Moderation: Hensley & Co., Zeb Plearce Companies, Shamrock Distributing Co.) Anheuser-Busch Budweiser ¿^ iS M z* ce ^ O h.« C L m m 4 J u m | 1 » S g% t MW S í«M tc6 v * .., : ■ M iller m il l e r b r e w in g c o m p a n y REMINDS YOU TO PLEASE: \tMNK/ V fo ,