© C opyright, State Press, 1991

Tem pe, Arizona

Friday, March 29,1991

Arizona State University’s Morning Daily

Vol. 74 No. 47

Forum tainted by m inor m ud slinging
By KEN BROW N
S ta te Press

The first public face-off between the 11
A ssociated Students o f ASU election
candidates drew guffaws and off-hand
comments Thursday from two presidential
hopefuls debating the legitim acy of the
organization’s financial status.
A brief verbal confrontation between
ASASU Activities Vice President Frank
McCune and C ollege o f Architecture
Sen. A n dy M cG u ire was one o f the
highlights of the midday forum on Hayden
Library’s West Lawn. Both candidates are
ru n n in g fo r th e o r g a n iz a tio n ’ s top
leadership position.
The attack cam e after McGuire told the
more than 200 spectators that ASU’s student
organization fared better than its UofA

counterpart in recent budget cuts, crediting
his efforts for saving ASASU programs.
“ I am very proud to say that every one of
our departments is functioning perfectly,”
McGuire said.
A fter McCune began laughing overtly at
the comment, McGuire turned to McCune
and said, “ See, that’s the beauty of it,
Frank, you’re so good at that.”
Following the forum, both candidates said
they w ere disappointed with the incident.
“ I think when a speaker has the floor, he
has the right to speak and should be allowed
to speak without comments like that,”
McGuire said. “ But I have a feeling that’s
going to be the tone o f this (election).”
But McCune insisted he was simply
clarifying McGuire’s claims.
“ The comment he made at the podium

was incorrect, and I just reacted to it,”
M cC u n e s a id . “ I h a v e d is a b le d
departments. We have no activities going on
because w e have no money.”
Meanwhile, a fellow senator sitting in the
audience blasted ASASU C o lleg e o f
Education Sen. Adrian Fontes for resigning
his college council presidency earlier this
year and for walking out o f a Senate
meeting last month. The criticism came
during an open question period.
“ How can you say you care about students
when you stomp out of Senate meetings?”
said College of Social Work Sen. Nancy
Mork.
Fontes defended his actions, calling them
examples o f his “ desire and emotion” to
serve students.
In the presidential debate, tuition and

ASU funding w ere repeated themes, as each
candidate vowed to work closely with the
state Legislature in bringing m ore money to
the University.
Thayer Verschoor, form er Associated
Students o f M esa Community College
president, said he was responsible for
cutting the rate of Maricopa Community
College’s tuition increase by 50 percent in
1988. He promised to use his experience to
keep tuition low for ASU.
“ I know these people, and I know what
makes them tick,” he said. “ I know what
it’s going to take to get things passed
through the Legislature that w ill help
students.”
' But G reg M echem , a 1990 ASASU
p r e s id e n tia l c a n d id a te la b e le d
Turn to ASASU, page 7.

Look to past for
cultural integrity,
UM speaker says
By JU D I TANCOS
S to le Press

The cultural diversity movement has been an issue on
college campuses for m ore than 20 years, and university
officials could learn a thing or two from the past, a
University of Minnesota professor said Thursday.
“ Many of us have the assumption that diversity is new, and
that it is something that is a developing issue. But, in
actuality, w e are entering our second score of years,” said
John Red Horse, dean o f the College o f Liberal Arts at the
University of Minnesota, Duluth.
Red Horse, speaking to about 20 ASU students and faculty,
said diversity was ushered in by a period o f modest
leadership and modest resources during which Communities
worked together and “ cultural integrity” reigned.
“ The thing that kept us together was that very few groups
fought,” Red Horse said in reference to the “ intense
com m unity participation” between Indians, Asians,
Hispanics and Blacks.

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W e ird Science

Irw in D augherty/S tate Press

Ken M cG inty, a w riter/ed ito r fo r the Bureau o f Land M anagem ent, and Ian W hyte, a private con tracto r, exam ine exhib its at
th e science fa ir held in th e U niversity A ctivity C enter. They a re m em bers o f th e Society fo r T ech nical Com m unication and
responsible fo r ju d g in g th e w ritten reports th at are presented w ith th e experim ents.

He added that the early years set the pace for what is
happening now.
“ (W e) set our goals so that we would support each other,”
Red Horse told the audience.
Thursday’s event was sponsored by the ASU School of
Justice Studies as part o f a lecture series focusing on race,
gender, economics and power.
Red Horse said there needs to be “ a model of education for
public service to bring the arts, science, the specialty skills,
the letters into a v e ry meaningful relationship with minority
communities.”
Turn to Speech, page 7.

Students scramble to file taxes before April 15 deadline
By CHRISTY TOM LINSO N
S tate Press

With only 18 days until the April 15 tax
deadline, students are scrambling to find an
assortment o f receipts, tax sheets and W-2
forms in a frantic effort to file their returns.
“ Most students call us and Want to know
whether th ey’re cla im ed under their
p a ren ts, o r w h eth er th ey c la im
th em selves," said M arty Hosim er, a
representative o f the Internal Revenue
Service’s Phoenix division, “ Then they ask
us if they can deduct their scholarship
money.”

Hosimer said scholarships for books,
tuition, fees and supplies w ill not be taxed.
“ But if you are getting a full ride, you will
be taxed for your room and board,” she
said. “ As part of a scholarship or fellowship,
you must claim earned income as part of
your gross income. I f you receive a
scholarship or a fellowship, you may be able
to exclude all or part of that amount from
the total income you receive.
“ It doesn’t matter how much money you
are getting,”
But Hosimer warned that a student must
be a candidate for a degree or the entire

scholarship w ill be taxed.
Lana Selafani, a public affairs specialist
at the P h oen ix division , said som e
scholarships granted after Aug. 16,1986, are
taxable.
She described earned income as “ the
money that represents the payment for
teaching, research or any services.”
Although the scholarship money that
covers books, tuition, fees and supplies is
not taxed, non-scholarship students m ay not
deduct those expenses from their income.
“ T h ere re a lly aren ’t any expenses
associated with being a student that you can

deduct,” Selafani said.
She said many students seem confused
about their parents claiming them as
dependents.
“ Once students reach the a g e of 24, they
can’t be claimed by their parents as
dependents if their income exceeds or is
equal to the amount of their personal
exemption, which is $2,050,” she said.
In other words, students over the age o f 24
m ay not be claimed as dependents if their
income is over $2,050.
Dr. W illiam Raby, a senior lecturer at
Turn to T ax, p a g e 7 .

Today’s w eather: P artly clo u d y w ith a slig h t

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Students
Elections

W h o’s Who:

Tres Bien:

O ff the Court:

chance o f show ers. H igh in the upper 60s.

P ro files on ASASU
candidates running fo r

T h e n ew french m ovie
“ L ife is a Long Q uiet

T o n ig h t: Low in the m id 40s.

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R iver” gets fou r out O f
fiv e stars.

An in-depth lo o k at
form er ASU basketball
coach Steve Patterson.

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3A SU ju n io rs receive $30,000 scholarships
By PATRICIA MAH
S ta te Press

Three ASU students learned this week that they captured
one o f the nation’s most prestigious scholarships, which will
provide them with $30,000 a piece to fund future schooling.
Juniors Pat Gilbert, Maren Lee and Laura Peck, finalists
for the Harry S Truman Scholarship, found out Tuesday
they won.
The scholarship money, awarded to college juniors who
intend to pursue careers in public service, is used to finance
their senior year and graduate education.
“ First, I didn’t believe it/’ said Lee, a political science

major. “ Now, I ’m bouncing off the walls.”
The H arry S Truman Scholarship Foundation was
established in 1976 by Congress to honor Am erica’s 33rd
president, and to recognize college juniors for their academic
achievements and leadership potential.
Eighty-two Truman scholars were selected from more
than 1,300 applicants nationwide.
“ M y first reaction was relief and then happiness,” Gilbert
said, adding that he believed he was not up to par during the
interview process.
Gilbert, an English major, said he discussed public service
programs such as the welfare system with a panel of five
interviewers.
“ T h e y asked questions that h ave p oten tial fo r
disagreement,” said Gilbert, a member of Mesa City
Council.
Lee described her half-hour interview as “ rigorous.”
“ It was so intimidating and so difficult,” said Lee,
assistant director o f state relations for Associated Students
of ASU. She added that a mock interview greatly helped.

Jaorgctta D ou glttfS tat* P rat*

M aren Lee, a p olitical science m ajor, is one o f th ree ASU
students to receive th e Trum an aw ard.

M ichelle Conway

P at G ilb ert, ano ther recipient o f th e aw ard, said he w as first
h ap p y , “ and then re lie v e d /'

Peck, a humanities major, is studying in Italy this
semester.
William Weidemaier, a professor in the ASU Honors
College, served as the Truman Scholarship faculty
representative. He arranged mock interviews to help
prepare the finalists for the real thing.
“ I get a faculty committee together and give them a mock
interview,” he said. “ It’s difficult to duplicate the tension of
the actual interview.”
Weidemaier describes the scholarship as the most
prestigious award an undergraduate can receive,
“ It indicates very clearly the caliber o f people at the

University,” he said, adding that only two other universities
had three winners each.
Interim provost Elm er Gooding agreed.
“ This is a great accomplishment for them as well as
(A S U )/ ’ said Gooding, Who is acting president. “ This
increases our national visibility a great deal,”
W eidemaier said his role is to publicize the scholarship
competition and recruit eligible students to apply, in addition
to guiding nominees though the application process. Each
university can nominate three students fo r the award.
Weidemaier said the three students were chosen from a
pool of 12 to 14 applicants.
Student Regent Danny Siciliano, a student at UofA, also
was a recipient of the award.

M eetings

Mark Coraes.

Today
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•Alcoholics Anonymous will have a closed meeting at

•Campus Crusade for Christ will have Friday Night Live at

noon at the Newman Center.
•Danforth Chapel will hold a non-denominational Good
Friday service at noon.
• Asian Students Association will have a party at 10 p.m.
at the China Win Restaurant located at Southern Avenue
and McClintock Drive.
•MUAB will present The Farce Side Comedy Hour at 12:40
p.m. in the Union Programming Lounge. Special guest is

7:30 p.m. in LS 191.

•American Indian Placement Workshop will meet at noon
in the MU Coconino Room.

•InterVarsity Christian Fellowship will have a meeting at 7
p.m. at the First United Methodist Church on the corner of
Forest Avenue and University Drive.
•AIESEC will have a meeting at 4 p.m. ini the MU Mohave
Room.

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Fire ravages U,S, em bassy in M oscow
MOSCOW (A P I — A fire that ravaged the
U S. Embassy on Thursday knocked out
A m erica’s most important listening post in
the Soviet Union at a time of domestic
upheaval and sensitive arms talks.
The fire in the 10-story building, which
forced more than 200 employees to flee, was
caused by welding sparks in an elevator
shaft under renovation, the official Tass
news agency reported. Flam es swept to the
attic and badly damaged the antennacovered roof.
The six-hour fire destroyed areas that
h ou se th e b u ild in g ’ s s e n s it iv e
communication links. The mustard-colored,
brick-and-plaster building is on busy
Tchaikovsky Street, less than a mile from
the Kremlin, the nerve center of Soviet
power.
A U.S. source in Washington, speaking on
condition of anonymity, said 80 percent of
the embassy’s capabilities w ere destroyed
and th at v ir t u a lly a ll s ecu re
communications had been halted.

The United States has plenty of use for its
eyes and ears in Moscow at a time when the
Soviet Union is struggling with economic
strife, ethnic clashes, and political dogfights
b e tw e e n r e fo r m e r s and orth o d o x
Communists.
In addition, Washington is trying to
negotiate a strategic arms treaty and a
conventional arms deal with Moscow. Those
talks are holding up a Moscow summit
between President Bush and President
Mikhail S. Gorbachev.
The embassy, which has been rented by
the U.S. government since 1953, has been
plagued by fires and espionage intrigue
ran gin g fro m m ysterious m icro w a ve
bombardments, bugging, and a sex-forsecrets scandal involving Marine guards.
A new embassy complex less than a block
away has not been completely occupied
because the Soviets laced its main office
building with electronic listening devices
during construction.
The State Department has proposed a $200

million job to rem ove the top floor of the new
building to rem ove the bugging devices.
Three new floors would be added for topsecurity operations.
The blaze Thursday caused no serious
injuries, U.S, and Soviet officials said A
Marine, an American construction worker,
and a Soviet firefighter w ere treated for
smoke inhalation, U.S. State Department
spokesman R ich ard Boucher said in
Washington.
The fire was reported at 10:22 a.m. A t one
point, 180 Soviet firefighters w ere on the
scene. Marine' guards accompanied the
fire fig h te rs to som e areas, em bassy
spokesman James Bullock said.
Bullock said the most heavily damaged
section of the embassy was its center , where
the roof caved in. The roof protected areas
where the embassy’s most secret business
was conducted. That section is out of
commission for “ the indefinite future,’’
Bullock said.
He denied a report by Tass that U.S,

officials had refused to allow Soviet
firefighters into the building for 40 minutes.
Soviets have been barred from most
sections of the embassy for more than four
years, and Americans did the renovation.
The fire sent diplomats scrambling for
new offices and in a few cases, new
apartments, as they, struggled with the
crowded U.S.-Soviet agenda. However,
Bullock said a residential wing of the
embassy had been largely spared.
He said alternative ways of sending
secure communications had to be found.
Some computer files in the busy consular
departm ent w e re knocked out. State
D epartm ent specialists w e re sent to
Moscow to assess the damage.
State Department sources said embassy
officials w ere so concerned about dangerous
conditions during reconstruction they sent a
m em o to Senior officials warning of
accidents.

Lebanon orders
end to m ilitia

B E IR U T, Lebanon (A P I — The government on Thursday
ordered toe disbanding of all Christian and Muslim militias,
as w ell as Palestinian guerrillas, in the latest step toward
ending Lebanon’s 15-year civil war.
President Elias H raw i’s Cabinet made the decision in a
seven-hour meeting Thursday. They said toe m ove was part
o f a peace plan brokered by the Arab League,
A government statement said the Defense Ministry would
enforce the decision. Light and heavy weapons are to be
surrendered by April 30.
No immediate reaction cam e from Lebanon’s 10 main
militias, which have a total of about 20,000 fighters.
Six of toè militias are represented by their leaders in
Hrawi’s 30-member, half-Christian, half-Muslim Cabinet,
which was formed last January to oversee toe peace accord.
The government earlier arranged for withdrawal of all
militiamen from Beirut and its environs, dismantled toe
capital’s dividing Green Line, and took charge of all illegal
harbors within toe greater Beirut area.
The statement Thursday said all Lebanese and nonLebanese militias would be disbanded — a wording taken to
mean the order covered the estimated 6,000 guerrillas of
Palestine Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat
operating in south Lebanon.
No specific mechanism was spelled out for disarming toe
guerrillas, who are based around the southern port cities of
Sidon and Tyre. The Lebanese arm y has only 2,000 troops in
the area.
A ssociated Press photo

Tens o f thousands o f Soviets rally to support B oris Y eltsin In M anejnais Square Thursday and d efy President G orbachev’s
decree th at bans any dem onstration.

As Information Minister Albert Mansour was reading toe
statement to reporters in Beirut, a police spokesman said
rival Shiite Muslim militiamen clashed for one hour as night
fell in South Lebanon on Thursday.

Brother confesses to killing parents Iraq turns guns
on Kurdish revolt

LOS AN G E LE S (A P I — A young man confessed to a
psychologist that he and his brother murdered their
millionaire parents, not fo r money but “ out of hatred,” an
appeals court disclosed Thursday.
The 2nd District Court o f Appeal, in turning down a bid by
brothers Erik and L yle Menendez to suppress their
Conversations with the pyschologist, said that Erik, 19, at one
point feared Lyle, 22, would kill him fo r confessing.
The ruling related conversations, some o f them taperecorded, between Dr. Jerome Oziel and both brothers. Oziel
said both of them threatened him with death if he ever
disclosed what he had heard.
The brothers are accused of killing Jose Menendez, 45, and
M ary Kitty Menendez, 44, with a shotgun at their Beverly
Hills mansion on Aug. 20,1989.
Authorities initially contended the young men wanted to
inherit their parents’ $14 million estate. The elder Menendez
was an executive of L ive Entertainment Inc., a video
distribution company.
The brothers maintain someone else killed their parents.
The ruling also said Oziel’s girlfriend, Judalon Smyth,
overheard L yle Menendez threaten to kill both his brother
and Oziel after he learned of the confession.
“ I can’t believe you told him .” L yle was quoted as saying.
“ , . I don’t even have a brother now. I could get rid of you
for this! . . .1 hope you realize what we are going to have to
do. W e’ve got to kill him and anyone associated to him.”
In response, Ms. Smyth said Erik sobbed: “ I can’t stop you
(L y le ) from what you have to do, but . . . I can’t kill
anym ore.”
L y le Menendez’ attorney, Joel R. Isaacson, said the ruling
would be appealed immediately to the California Supreme
Court. He also said the tapes contain only a small part of the

story that w ill be told in court.
“ The substance of the m ajority of the tapes concerns
statements and personal thoughts and impressions o f Dr.
Oziel and others who w ere manipulating Erik and L y le,”
Isaacson said.
The three-judge panel ruled that Oziel’s account of the
confessions, as well as tape recordings, are admissible
because he revealed them in a belief that his life was in
danger.
The court said that at one point Oziel became so fearful for
his life that he considered liquidating his assets and leaving
the country. His fam ily moved to a hotel and thè therapist
arm ed him self with shotguns, the documents said.
Meanwhile, he tried to convince the brothers that he was
their ally.
A lower court decision allowing audio tapes of counseling to
be used in a murder trial had mental health professionals
worried that the ancient tradition of patient confidentiality
was in danger.
According to the court documents, Oziel was asked by Lyle
at one point if he was afraid.
“ Dr. Oziel replied that ordinarily he didn’t choose to live in
fear,” the documents said, quoting Oziel as recalling: “ Lyle
looked at m e coldly and said, ‘Neither did m y father.’”
Both brothers discussed their motivation fo r the Crime,
saying “ they didn’t kill their parents for money but rather
out of hatred and out of a desire to be free from their father’s
domination, messages o f inadequacy and impossible
standards,” the documents said.

Oziel testified in closed hearings that E rik expressed
remorse for the killings but also became terrified that his
brother would kill him

A M A D IY A , Iraq (A P ) — Kurdish rebels w ere locked
in fierce house-to-house fighting Thursday night to
repulse a government counteroffensive in Kirkuk, an
important oil center in northern Iraq, the rebels said.
The rebels denied an account by the official Iraqi
news agency that toe city had been cleared of rebel
forces. Pictures o f toe city w ere shown on Iraqi TV,
which said Izzat Ibrahim, of the ruling Revolutionary
Command Council, toured toe city.
Kirkuk, with a prewar population of one million, was
captured about a week ago by rebel fighters. The city,
150 miles north o f Baghdad, is the most important
urban center in toe hands of Kurdish rebels fighting to
topple Saddam.
In Washington, State Department deputy spokesman
Richard Boucher said toe Iraqi government had begun
a “ m ajor assault” against Kirkuk, where he said
buildings and other facilities had already suffered
significant damage.
The Kurdish rebels said government troops entered
the western part of toe city following large scale tank
attacks supported by helicopter gunships that bombed
and strafed the city.
In addition to Kirkuk, government troops launched a
combined tank and helicopter attack that captured toe
town of Sheikhan, between E rbil and Dohuk, which is
25 miles south of toe Turkish border, according to
rebels and refugees speaking to foreign reporters.

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ASASUfashion show
Candidates m aybe co lo rfu l b u t n o t convincing
. A S A S U 's C n o i- q u it e )P o lit ic a l

C h a m e le o n s ...

D a n N o w ic k i

Columnist
Som e reflection s on tw o races in the upcom ing Associated
Students o f A S U election s:
One o f the more colorful races this year is the fight for the
Campus A ffairs vice president seat between current Student
Orientation Services Director Alison Davis and longtime
campus activist Rhonda Diskin,
Diskin, a member o f the Student Action Movement, made
the observation at Thursday’s executive candidate forum
that “ ASASU is isolated from the student body.” True, but
not as isolated as Diskin is from the rest o f the human race.
Diskin has been a liberal stalwart around ASU for
sometime, vocally participating in every 60s-ish protest
movement from the student sit-in at the Student Services.
Building in February 1990, to the more recent anti-Persian
Gulf War rallies. She’s also a driving force behind the
borderline radical SAM.
However, ever since her campaign for ASASU office
began, she’s been trying to squirm out from under her tiedyed past like a snake shedding its skin.
The-person who, in a letter published in the State Press last
September, proudly proclaimed that “ In Birkenstocks and
long hair, preaching about love, tolerance, forgiveness and
peace, and rebelling against the Establishment. . . Jesus is a
hippie” now says she’s “ not radical.” She’s just a “ minority
going out on a limb.”
Rhonda Diskin is a very sincere person, an exhuberant
public speaker who often suffers from the speaking-from-theheart-not-the-head syndrome. Diskin’s devotion to her great
god Nonconformity, even past the point of good sense, makes
her something of a comic character that can even be admired
to a certain degree.
She’s just doesn’t belong in Campus Affairs.
The battle for the job of executive vice president is another
race that’s more important than it m ay seem to the untrained
eye. The candidates for the position are Adrian Fontes, the
flamboyant senator from the College of Education, Stephanie
Oliver, the soft-spoken senator from the College of Public
Program s and Christian Hageseth, a fraternity bigwig.
Fontes, the heir apparant to Jeanette W iedem eier’s legacy
of beaurocratic bungling, has said he “ has the office
covered.”

That’s surprisingly confident talk coming from a
gentleman whose entire political career at. ASU has been a
string of one g a ff after another:
•He stomped out of a recent Senate meeting in a publicity­
seeking huff, displaying what he called his “ desire and
emotion” to serve student’s during Thursday’s candidate
forum.
•He abruptly quit his post as president of the College of
Education College Council earlier this year.
•Speaking before the Senate in September, Fontes vowed not
to vote for Proposition 302, which would have established a
state holiday in honor of slain civil rights leader Martin
Luther King, Jr. However, in November, he managed to
politically manuever himself onto the planning committee of
Ian ASASU/Coalition For MLK-organized candlelight vigil in
support o f the holiday.
•Fontes was also the driving force behind the unnecessary
(as w ell as ridiculous) attempts last Novem ber to establish a
“ Senate Ethics Committee,” which he himself agreed would

probably never be needed. When asked by a fellow senator
why he supported the establishment of a needless committee,
Fontes cam e up with a remarkable analogy: “ Nobody
thought Hitler was going to do what he did.”
•Also in November, Fontes was accused of deliberately
misleading a campus anti-abortion group, causing tire
organization to lose a chance to receive funding from the
Senate. Fontes said it was just a “ simple mistake.”
Who wouldn’t be proud o f a record like that?
:
A fter boasting about his Legislative contacts and his
potential lobbying prowess to the State P ress editorial board
earlier this week, the suit-and-tied Fontes was asked if he
could equally respond to the needs of the average student
that would require him to be on campus, out of the fancy suit
and in everyday clothes. In effect, could he wear “ two hats?”
Fontes responded:
“ Ask anyone at ASASU — I ’m up there in sweats and I ’m
casual. I can relate to students.”
M ay God have m ercy on our souls.

Forgotten souls trying to get attention
M i c h a e l L a M a n t ia

Asst. Opinion Editor

I had originally planned to write about
ASASU elections, but after Thursday’s
ASASU candidate forum, I couldn’t get my
mind off of the weirdo from Parking
Structure 3.
Perhaps it was G regory Mechem with his
colorful commentary on the current state of
things at ASU that forced m e to divert from
the “ seriousness” that m ost o f the
candidates tried so hard to maintain.
Why does a person have to expose himself
to women in a parking lot in order to get his
jollies? What has caused this person to lose
it that bad?
Often tim es, w hile w alk in g around
beautiful Tempe, an occasional oddball will
shatter the serenity. Just about two weeks
ago while I was at Sm itty’s fillin g a water
jug at one of those drinking water vending
machines ( I ’v e always wondered i f it isn’t
just hooked up to a city sew er) there was a
man who was listening to a radio while
sitting on a bench. He definitely could have
used a shower and a change o f clothes.
As the water filled the jug, this guy began
harassing customers who w ere walking in
and out of the store. Mostly he would look at
a person and laugh extrem ely loud.
Some people w ere extrem ely annoyed by
it while others ignored him completely. It
got more exciting when he tried to insult

people.
Most o f his outbursts w ere slurred, but a
few key words w ere distinguishable. “ .
I ’m not here. . . . You can’t see me. . .
Should I leave?” These w ere the key
phrases packing his performance.
Most people did not respond. A few told
him to hit the road in no uncertain terms.
This would only make him laugh louder. He
did not like people ignoring him.
The jug was full.
I left.
I didn’t think anything of it until I saw
another drifter outside m y form er place of
employment on M ill Avenue.
TTiis was during spring break. I was
showing some friends of mine a good time
and wehappened to encounter the man (who
was also in dire need of some Ivory soap).
“ H e y !” he said to m y group.
Everyone I was with ignored him. These
people w ere from Chicago and have a
simple and certain way of dealing with the
underprivileged society members. I f at first
you can’t ignore them, shove them out o f the
way.
So when the man realized no one was
going to acknowledge him, he said, “ Keep
pretending.” A t that point one of m y friends
physically shoved him out of the w ay while
adding a few choice words.
So why do these people who are in the
outer limits say these unusual things. Why
do some o f these people expose their
genitals to others? What makes them do
these crazy, abnormal offensive things?
They are lost. There is no time for
upstanding taxpayers to give to them. They
are bums. They are pushed, shoved, spit at,
kicked, harassed, and in some rare cases,
pitied.

Now there is the threat in Parking
Structure 3. A freak is seeking attention by
exposing himself. This person is getting a
heck of a charge by the w ay people are
reacting to him.
There isn’t much the police can do about it
even if they catch him in the act. I doubt
they would throw him into prison. H e’ll just
m o v e on and harass som eon e else
somewhere else.
So what is the solution for the women who
run to their cars while a mobile masturbator
follows them? Get in the car and lock the
doors? Call the police? Scream? No solution
seems quite right.
T h ese p eop le a r e e ith e r m en ta lly
deranged or just shut out of society to the
extent that they’ve lost touch with the rule of
law and the sense of right and wrong.
So they beg for attention. People with
extrem e cases want to inflict some of the

pain they are experiencing back upon any
member o f society they can find.
But it is important for those of us who are
often at the brunt of these incidences to
remember that these individuals are people
too.
They want to feel they are important.
They seek attention.
They want a reaction of any kind from
others.
So often they have nobody to impress. So
often there is no one to be happy fo r them or
tell them they are appreciated.
So after the shove, the screaming and the
call to the police, go home and try to treat
those close to you a little m ore special than
usual. T ry to affirm your faith in yourself.
Remember, if there was no one to care for
you or no one to tell you how special you are,
that lost soul could be you.

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Schwartzkopf synthesizes male images
E lle n G o o d m a n

Washington Post Writer’s Group

BOSTON — Miss those long afternoons together? Find
yourself looking in the personals column for a burly 56-yearold in fatigues with a 170 IQ and a taste for Pavarotti?
Desperately seeking a man who is caring but, well,
commanding?
I f you are among the millions suffering from Schwarzkopfwithdrawal, take heart. Thé w ar may be over, the daily
briefings may be kaput, but the general is not going to fade
away.
Norman Schwarzkopf, the certifiable (fou r) star of
Operation Desert Storm and subject o f more profiles than
Sting, is now in for a postwar w ave of attention. H e is being
“ mentioned” by political types who are always hunting for a
new kid on the block. And he is listening.
“ I have never considered any politial aspirations,” he said
the other morning, BUT “ you know somebody once said,
‘N ever say never’ . . . ” Does that somebody hear a name
being put into play? Do you hear thé faint refrain of “ I Like
Ik e” ?
Before the Schwarzkopf for President buttons start
appearing, it’s worth asking why a 6-foot 3-inch, balding,
240-pound member of the International Brotherhood of

Magicians has become the heartthrob of Am erica. How did
he become the bright new shining entry into the revised
American pantheon o f real men?
Schwarzkopf is not John Wayne, the late, lamented and
lampooned role model for an earlier generation of Am erican
men. Strong but silent doesn’t hack it in the ’90s. It gets a guy
grief and an anniversary copy o f “ You Just Don’t
Understand.’ ’
Nor is Schwarzkopf another Alan Alda, resident stereotype
of the N ew Sensitive Man o f the ’70s. The right to cry is fine,
but sensitivity without self-confidence these days gets a man
labeled a wimp.
As for Rambo, the brawny no-brainer of the ’80s? Real men
don’t do it all alone in the desert.
And finally, this man bears little resemblence to that last
m ilitary hero, O liver North. North is the one who told the
congressional hearing that he didn’t question the reason for
his assignment: “ , . . I saluted sm artly and charged up the
h ill.. . . . ” ?
Can you imagine Schwarzkopf saying that? H ere’s the
general on duty and morality: “ I f it ever cam e to a choice
between compromising m y moral principles and the
performance o f m y duties, I know I ’d go with m y moral
principles.”
But Norman Schwarzkopf not just The Thinking Woman’s
O liver North. This complicated character seems to
synthesize co n flictin g and changing m ale im ages.
Introspective but decisive, caring yet competent, one o f the
guys and a leader? Not stuff that always comes in the same
m ale package.
In many glimpses w e ’ve seen a man who is on speaking
terms with his emotions, willing to express his fears, but not

paralyzed by them. Someone who isn’t afraid o f violence, but
doesn’t like it. An A rm y man who calls w ar “ a profane
thing.”
It is rare for a general to say: “ I don’t want m y troops to
die. I don’t want m y troops to be maimed. It ’s an intenSly
personal emotional thing fo r m e . . . I agonize over it.” It is
still more ra re that w e believe him.
The m ilitary was long one of the touchstones of maleness.
Vietnam sullied the im age of soldier with that o f “ baby
killer,” But Schwarzkopf,who had done much soul-searching
about Vietnam, put it behind him. And maybe behind men.
Cast against type, as they say in Hollywood, the head o f
Desert Strom was also a bit too heavy and plain to look
heroic. There is the sense o f a man whose authority is hardwon through internal struggles not just through stripes and
stars. In the search fo r a new model of m ale leadership, he
seems like the real thing.
As Ralph Whitehead of the University of Massachusetts
notes with bemusement after some years o f tracking
changing American men, “ I ’ve had a sense that American
men have been looking for a new optimal blend. But if
someone had told m e two years ago that it would come from a
new stylé o f m ilitary hero, that would have been the last
place that I looked.”
M e too.
To recognize Schwarzkopf as role model isn’t to anoint him
as politician, though it would be poetic justice if this general
turned out to be a Democrat. But it is intriguing to see a man
who is caring em erge out o f the fighting.
A good man, as they say, is hard to find. Set one more place
at the table for a general o f action and introspection. Make
some room for men who are still strong but no longer silent.

Companies can’t ignore alcohol problem
C o d y S h earer

North American Syndicate

WASHINGTON — Another spring break is
underway arid college students throughout
the country are exercising what they believe
are their generational responsibilities. They
are socializing until sunrise, or in some
cases, collapsing before them in their own
vom it from consuming toe much alcohol.
And that’s if they’re lucky. The unfortunate
ones either crash their vehicles into an on­
coming car or fall o ff a motel balcony .
I f you think I ’m being too harsh, stop the
next college student who passes by and ask
them if they got loaded during spring break.
Nine characters out of ten w ill likely answer
in the affirm ative. You see it’s cool to get
buzzed from drinking. A fter all, Madison
Avenue teaches us from the time we are
kids that drinking liquor is the only way to
unwind.
What few people care to acknowledge is
that spring break really never ends for
young Americans. It’s just a legitimate
Societal excuse to drink earlier and more
often in a day than otherwise.
This season, as in past ones, the alcoholic

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beverage companies are not handing out
free booze on Florida’s beaches. They’ve
learned their lesson. They don’t have to
waste their money. A ll they get from
excessive generosity is bad publicity. Young
people aré already hooked on beer in this
Country. They’re going to drink booze, it’s
just a question of what form and brand.
Of course, this is the tim e of year when
radio and T V stations nationwide offer up
public advertisements before the 1 a.m.
m ovie on the dangers o f slamming down too
much booze. T h e problem with these wellintentioned spots is that they all seem like
they w ere produced with the subtle tact of
one’s high school gym coach. And, as a
result, the messages pass through young
people faster than a large Budweiser.
It seems everyone has tried to jump on the
sensible alcohol consumption bandwagon.
E arlier this monto, Surgeon General,
D r. A n t o n ia N o v e lla , h e ld a p r e s s
conference here to point out the Severe
problems associated with excessive alcohol
consumption, especially by young people
during spring break celebrations.
Unfortunately, toe only people alcohol
consumers are going to listen to ere toe ones
who got them hooked in toe first place — the
alcoholic beverage manufacturers. After
all, doesn’t Michelob Lite tell everyone
“ You can have it all?” Don’t the makers of
Colt 45 tell us that “ It works every tim e?”
What about toe Coors Lite crowd? They say

their product
. . won’t slow you down.”
What Coors, and their counterparts, don’t
say is that too much of their product will
slow your ability to think and react,
especially when driving a car. Just ask toe
relatives o f the 25,000 victim s of alcoholrelated traffic fatalities each year. They’ll
tell you the truth.
Even though it is illegal for youths under
21 years of age to purchase alcohol, it is toe
most widely abused drug among the young.
Ninety percent o f any high school senior
class, however, has used alcohol at least
once and 70 percent admit to having gotten
drunk. So much for strict drinking laws.
The answer is for stronger medicine. The
federal government must force the alcoholic
b e v e ra g e industry to include health
warnings in all advertisements, where and
whenever they appear. Three years ago
Congress required puny health warning
labels be placed on all alcohol beverage
Containers. But this has been insufficient.
One can’t read toe warnings without a
magnifying glass, let alone after consuming
four beers.
I f you want to capture A m erica ’s
attention, fo rce the alcohol beverage
industry to offer these kinds o f messages:
— A n estim a ted 25 p ercen t o f a ll
hospitalized persons have alcohol-related
problems;
— H alf of all motor veh icle crashes are
alcohol related;

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Teens get taste o f com petition at science fair
By JENNIFER FRANKLIN
S tate Press

Patrick Devlin, 16, watched anxiously Thursday as judges
examined and evaluated his science fair entry.
“ It took a lot of time to do, but it was fun,” the Carl Hayden
High School junior said of his project titled “ Developing
Frictional Control on a Hovercraft.”
This is the second consecutive year the Tempe student has
entered the annual Central Arizona Science and Engineering
F a ir held at the ASU Activity Center.
Like many of the complex projects in the high school
students’ division, Devlin’s featured a video presentation,
three notebooks discussing the development of the project
and a mechanical red model of the hovercraft he created
using small engines.
Devlin said he hopes his entry could inspire other students

to work on projects.
“ It’s kind of scary (that) no one is interested in science
anymore,” he said. “ I f kids m y age don’t get interested,
there’s no way the U. S. will keep up in the world.”
Douglas Jeffries, fair director, said 350 students from
Maricopa, La Paz, Gila and Pinal counties entered the
competition this year.
“ It’s encouraging to have a large number of students
participate,” said Jeffries, an assistant visiting professor in
the botany department.
Jefferies said the fair is designed to spark the interest of
junior high and high school students in the various sciences.
“ The best Way to learn how science really operates is by
actually doing science,” he said.
Jefferies said ASU benefits from the fair each year
because it awards six Arizona Board of Regents scholarships
to individuals participating in the fair.

“ It’s a great way for them to pay for college,” he said.
“ Last year w e had two winners who might not have gone to
college if it hadn’t been for those scholarships.”
In addition to ASU’s awards, several other organizations
such as National Aeronautics and Space Administration, the
U. S. A rm y and Navy, and several private organizations give
prizes.
One biology teacher from M esa’s Westwood High School
said the prizes should help motivate her students.
“ It pays off for a lot of them,” Jefferies said.
Meanwhile, Devlin, who plans to attend ASU’s engineering
college, won a trip from NASA to see the space shuttle land in
California during May.
However, Devlin said he did not enter the competition to
win money.
“ Next year, I w ill build one that I can actually sit in,” he
said.

“ W ithin our m in ority groups, there a re certain
particularisms that we have to keep,” he said, adding, “ As
w e work toward diversity, w e need that particularism.”
Red Horse advocated a spread of minority faculty across
campus and into administrative positions.

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He urged people to look at diversity within American
society and to redefine the relations between the educational
and minority communities.
Red Horse stressed that a cultural relationship outside of
school is necessary for a diversity program to thrive.
“ That’s the type of interplay w e have to develop when
working with diversity,” he said.
In addition, Red Horse sa id it is important to maintain a
sense of autonomy among different ethnic groups because
basic différences, such as social aspirations and language,
should not be overlooked.

“ We see a lot of skews,” he said of the faculty
disbursement. A spread of minority professors would
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minority doctoral students who cannot find non-minority
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Red Horse added it was “ absolutely im perative” to get

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“ entertainment” by McGuire’s campaign
m anager, said tuition increases a re
inevitable.
“ Tuition is going to go up. Prices go up,
end of story. Prices are always going to go
up,” Mechem said. “ I didn’t see anyone
storming Circle K when their Slurpees went
up to 49 cents.
“ You get what you pay fo r.”
Mechem, who has spent no money so far
on his campaign, said he does not want to
“ kiss butt” after he is elected, to return the
favors of supporters. He also Said he would
work for free and transfer those dollars
from his position to student programs.

A ll three executive vice presidential
candidates — Fontes, ASASU College of
Public Program s Sen. Stephanie Oliver arid
Sigma Alpha Epsilon President Christian
Hageseth — said their top priority would be
to strengthen the college council system.
A liso n D a v is , Student O rien ta tion
Services director, and new-comer Rhonda
D is k in , b oth c a m p u s a f f a i r s v i c e
presidential candidates, vowed to preserve
ASASU’s Safety Escort Service despite
budget cuts.
Activities vice presidential hopefuls A m y
G olden, cu rren t A S A S U p resid en tial
assistant, and ASASU Lecture Series
Director Rachel Villanueva said they would
increase corporate sponsorship o f student
programs to counter legislative budget cuts.

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ASU’s school of accountancy, said students
w ill find filing their taxes simple if they
carefully read the instructions on the forms.
“ I think it’s reasonably clear what the
rules are,” he said. “ I think if they w ill look
at the 1040, they’ll find the answers to their
problems fairly easily. The 1040 covers
situations that students w ill run into pretty
comprehensively, but the 1040A is even
more simplified;”
Selafani said that over 18 percent of last
y e a r ’ s ta x e r r o r s w e r e caused by
mathematical mistakes.
Errors can be avoided if students call the
IRS tax law division or use V IT A , the
Volunteer Income Tax Assistance program.
V IT A is an IRS service made up of trained
volunteers that w ill prepare taxes, free of
charge.
‘ ‘You just bring in your paperwork, and
they’ll do your taxes for fr e e ," Hosimer

said. “ The volunteers are trained fo r a few
weeks, tested and then they can give advice
or prepare your taxes.”
Selafani said that the accuracy rate for
the advice given over the telephone is up to
81 percent this year. Last y e a r’s rate was
76 percent. The Government Accountin g
Office makes test calls to each IRS division
to assess their accuracy in answering tax
questions.
“ I f students are sure that they do not owe
any money, they can file for an extention,
which m oves the deadline to Aug. 15, but
they have to get their extentions in by April
15,” Selafani said.
The IRS offers several pamphlets to aid
taxpayers with filing their returns. Two
relevant publications include publication
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The following are the profiles of the 11
candidates for Associated Students of ASU
executive offices The election w ill be held
April 2 and 3.

The president of Associated Students of ASU is the chief executive officer of student government The president has veto power over the
ASASU Senate, appoints students to University boards and committees - including the ASASU Supreme Court - and serves as the chair of
the State Relations office. The president coordinates relations among the student governments of the three state universities and is the
primary liaison between the students and the members of the Arizona Board of Regents.

Gregory Mechem
G reg Mechem said he is not enamored
w ith cam paig n platform s, prom ises,
expenses and showmanship but feels he is
the best candidate for president because of
his “ fearlessness” in managing a situation.
“ I have the ability to take the students
orders to the people that need to hear it,”
M echem said. “ I consider m yself a
professional, not a politician and a
businessman.”
The 30-year-old N avy veteran said he quit
his full-time job this week to pursue the
office and said his experience in the service
trained him to be highly motivated.
Mechem said he is not making any
promises because “ students are used to
political promises being broken.” He added
that he has no known enemies and would
sacrifice the presidential salary to meet the
needs of the University.
“ It’s going to shake the system up,” the
ju n ior undeclared m a jo r said. “ But
earthquakes can destroy and earthquakes
can rebuild.”
Mechem said ASU West needs recognition
in student government because the campus
as a whole has become a “ forgotten
suburb.”
He added that he would sequester
applications for at least two paid student
liasons to begin establishing ties with the
west campus.
He also said, if elected he would lobby to
sh o rten the tu itio n -s e ttin g p ro cess,
however, said much of the legislative policy
is out of students’ hands.

Thayer Vershcoor

“ I think the formulation used to compute
tuition is excessive for a reason because it’s
hard to interpret, and more difficult to
correct in favor of the students,” he said.
On other issues Mechem said safety
escort should be a competitively paid
service in order to be functional.
“ Isn’t it an ironic paradox in that the
Safety Escort Service is in danger?” he
asked, “ th e re are certain gemstones at
Arizona State that need to be preserved.”
Mechem said he would like to see the
substitution of triple-tiered plastic garbage
cans that would be recycling receptacles for
paper, plastic and aluminum, fo r the
current trash cans on campus.

The executive vice president of
Associated Students of ASU is the chief
fiscal officer of student government The
executive vice president keeps track of all
budgetary transactions, coordinates
collegecouncils and is the presiding
officer of the ASASU Senate.

Christian Hageseth

Verschoor said he hasn’t seen student
government at ASU in the past two years
offering alternatives to pertinent issues.
“ I would like to see priority registration
fo r athletes reversed,” he said. “ I ’d hate to
think I was getting bumped out of a class
because of that.”
He also questioned the motives o f ASU in
its decisions to periodically cut classes.
“ In reality, most universities are padded
with so much fat that classes shouldn’t have
to be cu t,” V e rs c h o o r said . “ T h e
administration has shown time and tim e
again that its priorities are in itself and
fleecing its own collars ’ ’

Frank McCune

Andy McGuire
Presidential candidate Andy McGuire
said he is “ more than willing” to answer
questions about the “ budget mountain” next
year’s student Senate will have to climb.
The 22-year-old junior said next yea r’s
president needs to be more proactive than in
the past to set a workable tone surrounding
the budget.
As a two-year senator from the College of
Architecture and chairman o f the finance
committee this year, McGuire said it will be
easier for him to keep tabs on how the
budget is progressing.
“ As president it will be m y role to set the
pace of the association and act as a guide for
everyone who looks to m e,” he said.
In addition, McGuire said this year’s
finance committee wants to reform at the
budget to better equate spending goals with
actual funding levels.
Meanwhile, the urban planning m ajor
said he believes students are uncomfortable
about the possible reduction o f grants as a
primary source of financial aid. He added
that dependence oh loans, coupled with
other demands facing students, often can
lead to discouragement and default.
“ It’s all going to be a battle that’s fought
at the Legislature,” he said. “ We need to
activate students and let (legislators) know
how w e feel, repeatedly.”
'
McGuire said he is concerned about his
opponents’ -“ lack of presence” at Arizona
Board of Regents meetings and House
appropriation subcom m ittee hearings,

Presidential candidate Thayer Verschoor
said he expects to be involved in the fight
against tuition hikes for a long time to come.
The 29-year-old junior said he eventually
wants to be able to afford the cost of sending
his five children to college,in Arizona.
“ I want to see some kind of tuition
reform s take-place in the university system
— like a four-year tuition plan,” Verschoor
said. “ I ’d like some kind of cap on tuition
preferably so it doesn’t increase faster than
the rate of inflation.”
Verschoor added he wants to foster
legislative support in seeking to adopt a fair
tuition system.
Meanwhile, Verschoor criticized the size
of the Arizona Board of Regents and its
spending habits.
“ We have a classic case o f too many
chiefs and not enough Indians,” he said.
“ That’s an institution that needs to be
investigated into whether they are giving
the university system and the students the
best services for the money.”
Verschoor proposed that regents be
limited to a single term and subject te a
popular vote.
As a means of affecting the students,
V ersch oor said “ tuition m onies and
everything down to parking fees” should
stay at ASU and go toward student services;
“ I don’t know that these things can be
accomplished in one year, but I think you
can get a good start on it,” he Said.

where there was room for “ m ore of a fight.”
In other lobby efforts McGuire Said his
campaign is serious about issues involving
violence against women, and added that as
finance chairman, he was pleased Safety
Escort Services did not take any operational
cuts this year during cutbacks.
McGuire said he is comfortable with the
issues and possesses a proper focus on what
they really are. He added that “ intelligent
questions are m y campaign’s best palette. ”
“ Campaigns have the potential to get
vepr, very muddy,” he said. “ We’re not
goinjg to do that — it’s not a battle of names,
but issues.”

Presidential candidate Frank McCune
said that while issues remain relatively
sim ilar from one election year to another,
the 21-year-old junior Said a comprehensive
approach to issues can further benefit the
student body.
“ I f you can’t park your car, you can’t get
to class — and you can’t graduate in four
years,” McCune said.
As a means of accomplishing his goal,
McCune said ASASU needs to utilize ASU’s
paid lobbyists to generate awareness about
problems.
“ Our typical lobbying efforts have proven
ineffectual,” the executive Vice president of
activities said. “ They’re going to be more
effective than students hopping on a plane
going to Washington.”
Meanwhile, McCune said the tuition­
setting process needs to be looked at in fouryear blocks, with potential price ceilings.
Because of immanent budget cuts for next
year, McCune said ASASU w ill have to be
directly accountable to the student body for
its expenditures.
“ The student body president should have
published office hours and .once a week
should be out on the m alls,” he said'.
“ Students don’t seem to find the third floor
of the M U .”
McCune also suggested making available
an “ academic road m ap” that would lay out
m ore effectively individual college’s course
plans and requirements.
McCune said that as he leaves his current
executive position, he would like to carry

For Christian Hageseth, the paramount
concern facing the next executive vice
p r e s i d e n t is r e s t r u c t u r i n g and
strengthening the U n iversity’s college
councils.
The 22-year-old senior said individual
students need to h ave the kind o f
accessibility to their councils that allows
them to voice their concerns.
“ I f (A S U ) is going to start cutting classes
that you need to have, this isn’t serving the
best interests o f the students,” Hageseth
said.
He added that effective college councils
could influence their deans, who in turn
could affect policymaking.
Hageseth, the president of Sigma Alpha
Epsilon, said a restructuring o f some o f the
councils could be modeled on the success of
this year’s College o f Business Council,
which has an open line of communication
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into the president’s office plans for reform.
“ ASASU hasn’t grown across the board
with the changes in the University,” he said.
“ As with anything, change is good.”
Furthermore, McCune said he would like
to see the implementation o f a child care
drop-in facility where student parents could
leave their children while they attend class.
T h e p la n w o u ld i d e a l i s t i c a l l y
accommodate 100 to 200 children, he added,
referring to the success o f local community
colleges in offering child care.
“ I feel like I ’ve already been there
fighting for students and winning,” McCune
said. “ I ’m running because I know that
more can be done.”

“ There’s going to need to be peer
evaluations,” he said. “ That w ay w e could
develop stronger ties between the individual
councils.”
M e a n w h i l e , H a g e s e t h s a id f i s c a l
con servatism in next y e a r ’s ASASU
operating budget w ill be a staple concern for
everyone involved in the organization.
H o w e v e r, he said that d u b s and
o r g a n i z a t i o n s sh o u ld be fu n d e d
appropriately after educational priorities.
“ I think somebody needs to bring up some
sort o f com prom ise,” Hageseth said,
“ Besides giving these clubs money, w e can
give them form al training in fundraising.”
The political science m ajor criticized the
lack of “ extended” leadership roles to reach
important issues aside from the ones
encountered in student government.
Hageseth said these issues include AIDS
and alcohol awareness.

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Stephanie O liver

Adrian Fontes
Adrian Fontes said he is the most
qualified candidate for executive vice
president because he “ has the office
covered,”
As a senator from the College of
E ducation servin g on the E xecu tive
Committee, the 20-year-old Fontes said he
knows the budgetary aspect of the office.
‘ ‘There should be free discussion and
equal representation when it comes down to
the budgetary m atters,” Fontes said.
“ There hasn’t really been this in the last few
administrations,"
The form er college council president said
.he wants to establish a workable staff and
avoid the “ pettiness” in executive business,
While at the same time reaching out to
clubs.
“ There’s a lot of clubs and organizations
out there who need funding and don’t know
how to do it,” he said. “ I ’m going to open the
floodgates and let the information flow .”
T o accomplish this, Fontes says he needs
to involve as many volunteers as possible —
a mission past administrations have not
undertaken.
“ There’s no reason why 70 people should
be representing all the students on this
campus,” he said, adding that ASASU
should encourage volunteer participation
because it is funded predominantly through
tuition dollars.
Fontes said as financial manager, he will

eliminate wasteful spending within the
organization, creatively working with a
smaller budget.
“ I f w e cut down on the administrative fat,
then we can run an efficient association —
one that w ill serve the students well,” he
said.
Fontes said he is the most qualified
candidate because he has involved diverse
students from across campus and involved
them in ASASU.
“ I ’ve seen students get stomped on and
misrepresented,” be said. “ The more
opinions you get, the better decisions you
can make as a whole.”

The campus affairs vice president of Associated Students of ASU is a voting member of
the ASASU Senate and is responsible for coordinating departments such as Bike Co-op,
Safety Escort Service and production of the “Course Source.”

In her platform, Diskin stressed the
importance o f fiscal accountability in light
of uncertain budget times for ASASU.
“ I don’t get a sense campus affairs has
stood up for students and vital programs,”
Diskin said. “ I w ill not be afraid to question
what’s going on.”
She added that she has strong concerns
and wants to mobilize student input.
“ I ’m not putting this on m y job resume or
anything,” Diskin said. “ I care about
student affairs — and that’s the only reason
I ’m running.”

“ A lot of college councils don’t feel like
they’re part of ASASU,” she said. “ I think
that can be changed.”
- To initiate this change, Oliver said she
wants to formulate a committee consisting
of college council presidents and senators,
working closely to generate ideas to benefit
individual colleges.
“ In the end, senators would be serving
m ore people and be more informed.”

The activities vice president of the Associated Students of ASU is a voting member
of the ASASU Senate and is responsible for managing ASU Homecoming and
coordinating departments such as Concerts, Political Union and Lecture Series.

For Am y Golden, the overall college
experience is a significant aspect of the
entire university learning experience.
“ I would lik e fo r som ebody to
remember walking through campus and
seeing an activities fair or hearing a
speaker and being able to say ‘I ’m really
glad I did that,’ ” said the candidate for
activities vice president.
In order to get positive results,
however, the 19-year-old sophomore said
seeking out student input is essential.
Serving as administrative assistant to
ASASU President Matt Ortega has given
inside perspectives to the role of
activities vice president, Golden said.
But Golden, a fo rm er A ctivities
Department volunteer, said that student
leaders must develop creative ways of
funding events because of ASASU’s
c r it ic a l bu dget situ ation . Student
g o v e r n m e n t m u st a c t i v e l y s e e k
sponsorships, she added.
“ It’s just going to have to make me
work harder in a different w ay,” Golden
said. “ It’s going to take a lot of time but
it’s going to be worth it.”
T h e com m u n ication 'm a jo r said
creatin g opportunities fo r students
participation is the most crucial aspect
of the job.
“ Just because they check o ff their vote

and drop it in the ballot box doesn’t mean
I don’t want to hear from them again,”
she said.
S tu d e n ts m u s t h a v e an e a s y
opportunity to participate in activities,
Golden said, adding that increased
advertising and publicity needs to take
place.
“ The student should not have to work
to know what’s going on,” she said. “ It
should be there for them — that’s my
job.”

Rachel Villanueva

Alison Davis
As a veteran of the Student Orientation
Services, which is a mentoring service for
all incoming ASU students, Alison Davis
considers herself fam iliar with ASASU
issues ’■# and able to tap into the Campus
A ffairs Department’s hidden potential.
The candidate for campus affairs vice
president said the department has become
m o r e u n ite d u n d e r th is y e a r ’ s
administration. Davis expects to continue
the efforts by utilizing maximum volunteer
support to relay the mission of the
department to the student body.
“ Campus affairs is a really important
a s p e c t o f A S A S U , ” the 19-year-old
sophomore said. “ If students are going to
pay money to go to school, they expect to get
something back, not only in education, but
everywhere else.”
Many students do not know about many
campus services, Davis said, adding that an
information campaign is necessary to spark
interest.
“ Volunteer energy is pretty b igin campus

incorporating a training program for new
senators and an additional program to
develop college councils.

Amy Golden

Rhonda Diskin
As an outsider to the ASASU political
scene, Rhonda Diskin said She can.generate
a “ f r e s h p e r s p e c t i v e ” w it h in the
organization as campus affairs executive
vice president.
“ I ’ve seen some things that can be
changed and improved in ASASU that would
make it more effective and responsive to
students,” the 21-year-old junior said.
Among these changes, Diskin said she
would not disappear upon elections, but
maintain high visibility in office while
fulfilling platform obligations.
As a m e m b e r o f Student A c tio n
Movement, a student group that disagreed
with the underlying premise of the Persian
Gulf war, Diskin said she developed a
fearless attitude of a “ minority going out on
a lim b.”
Furthermore, Diskin said her energy and
motivation will work in positive ways for the
student body.
Diskin, who served on the Martin Luther
King Jr. coalition, criticized a lack of
communication channels among ASASU’s
four departments — and vowed to create an
improved link for more effective services.
“ I want to have a table on the mall once a
week and be available to students if they
have a difficulty or complaint,” she said. “ I
could get them in touch with people who
could help them.”

Stephanie O liver said she does not believe
in campaign slogans because “ it is really
hard to define a candidate in three or four
words.”
The 21-year-old senator from the College
of Public Program s instead justifies her
competence with the respect she receives
from her fellow senators and officers.
“ I think it’s the voters’ responsibility to go
to forums and listen to the candidates,”
Oliver said. “ I can reach students as much
as they let m e reach them.”
Oliver, a senior, said she wants to go into
office with an open line of communication,
something she said was missing during this
year’s ASASU budget dilemma.
“ You have to open the communications
and be constantly w orking with the
administration,” she said. “ More than just
the Finance Committee needs to know
what’s going on at all times.”
To accomplish this, the youth agency
administration m ajor said she would
distribute a detailed monthly budget report
presented in simplistic terms.
While Oliver said she is optimistic about
next year’s Senate, there is a need to be
cautious in making expenditures.
“ Spending needs to be conservative at the
beginning of the year,” she said. “ W e’ll
always need to know what the budget
balance is, and how long it needs to last.”
To further allow students to benefit from
ASASU, Oliver stressed the importance of

affairs,” Davis said. “ W e try to make being
a volunteer an honor — and that’s
something I ’ve instilled this year (in SOS).”
Meanwhile, Davis said she wants to
revam p the Safety Escort Services to make
it more functional and less vulnerable to
being disabled from lack o f volunteerism.

ASU ’s A ctivities Departm ent can
effect more students by extending its
scope into the classroom and enact more
in n ovative funding strategies, said
Rachel Villanueva.
Expanding the lecture series is one
w ay the Associated Students of ASU
could facilitate this, the 22-year-old
junior said.
“ I would love to be in a class talking
about foreign policy and have Lecture
Series bring someone in,” said the
candidate for activités vice president.
“ I ’d like to see it linked to the L IA 100
classes.
Even in the face of imminent budget
cuts, the lectu re series could be
expanded by offsetting the cost with
corporate funding, Villanueva said.
“ I think students w ill appreciate
lecture more because w e’ll be coming to
them,” she said.
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about the budget constraints facing
student government after her program
took drastic cuts this year so ASASU
could avoid a deficit.

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Friday, March 29,1991

Police Report
ASU police reported the following incidents
Thursday:
•A fire started in the pump room located in
the northwest corner of Mariposa Residence
Hall. Tempe F ire Department extinguished
the fire. Estimated damage is $500.
•An unknown person damaged both tires of
a Safety Escort Service bicycle while it was
locked to a bike rack at the Southeast corner
o f the MU. Estimated damage is $40.
•An unknown person stole a fraternity’s
composites containing pictures of its
members from the 600 block of Alpha Drive.
Estimated loss is $8,000.
•An ASU student was injured when she fell
off a ledge in the basement study area of the
MU. Police took her to the Student Health
Center for treatment.
T em p e police reported the follow ing
incidents Thursday:
•Police arrested three juveniles and Vicki
Valenzuela, 21, o f Phoenix early Thursday
after the suspects allegedly stole two
12-packs o f beer at F ry ’s, 48th Street and
Baseline Road, jumped into a stolen Suzuki
Samari and fled.
Undercover officers followed the suspects
until a marked car arrived. When the
suspects saw the officer arrive at Vineyard

and 48th Street, they allegedly ran a red
light and a felony pursuit began, continuing
north on 44th Street.
The 16-year-old driver o f the vehicle
misjudged a curve and rolled down a ravine
at the riverbed south of the Sky Harbor
Airport exit. The four suspects w ere thrown
from the vehicle and sustained superficial
injuries. They w ere taken to two area
hospitals for observation.
•The residence of a 19-year-old ASU student
in the 1100 block of E. University Drive was
burglarized Monday morning.
Tw o suspects pried open the front door to
the apartment and stole $935 in property.
The suspects are both Hispanic men 35- to
40-years-old.
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black hair and a moustache. He was last
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hit Nunsense has on ce again been ex­
tended and w ill run through M arch
31. There w i l l be tw o performances to­
day beginning at 6 &9 p.m. See Thurs­
d a y ’s listing.

►THEATER. M ill Avenue Theatre
presents a revised version o f its
original musical revue G uv: The
M usical, w ritten by Ben T y le r and
Candice St. Jacques M iles. See Thurs­
d ay’s listing,

►THEATER. Th e Sundome Center for
Perform ing Arts presents Musical
Theatre o f A rizo n a ’s production o f
Rogers and Ham m erstein’s South
P a cific . T here are tw o shows today
beginning at 2 and 8 p.m. See Thurs­
d ay’s listing.

►THEATER. Actors I.ab Arizona
presents Casey Kurtti's comedy/drama

Three Ways H om e in its Stage West
Theater. See Thursday’s listing.

r0 N D A Y 1
►LECTURE. W om an Im age N o w
presents its current topic fo r lecture
“ Postmodern Currents: A rt and Artists
in an A g e o f M edia E lectronics” at
7:30 p.m. in room 220 o f the Art
Building. M argot L o v e jo y , artist and
author from N ew York, w ill lead the
discussion.

JON

A , W A L Z

he new French export, L ife is a
L on g Quiet R iv e r, gives expecta­
tions for a nice, mushy love
story complete with plenty of
frontal nudity and romanticallypoetic one-liners along the lines
of “ I would rather die in your
arms than love anyone but you
..
You get the picture. In ac­
tuality, the film begins with a
bang — literally — in the form
of a massive car explosion
somewhere in suburban France.
The film never really lets up
from then on.
Although L ife is
a L on g Q uiet R iv e r
is Director Etienne i
Chatiliez’s first
feature film , he
Life Is A Long
has spent the past
Quiet River
10 years making
★ ★ ★ ★
some o f the most
irreverent com­
Starring
mercials that
France has ever
Benoit Magimel
seen. He will more
Daniel Gelin
than likely be
remembered for
Directedby
lines like this for a
Etienne Chatiliez
hamburger chain
■Rated on a five star scale;
in France: “ I f you
are going to eat
sh—, then you might as w ell eat this sh—
There’s nothing quite like truth in
advertising.
L ife is a Lon g Q uiet R iv e r is yet another
coming-of-age film : a genre in which the
French are very fond and incredibly pro­
lific. Momo (Benoit M agim el) does not
know that he was really born into a very
wealthy fam ily, You see, about 12 years
earlier, his birth records w ere switched —
on purpose — with those o f another baby.

Josette (Catherine H iegel), the nurse who
switched the records, had been, well,
swapping body fluids with the m arried
head doctor o f the hospital. Dr. M avial
(Daniel Gelin) had been very impervious
toward her as o f late, and he was
audacious enough to make passes at other
nurses as well as at patients, right in front
of her. Not good.
He particularily had a fondness for
Madame L e Quesnoy, the w ife of the
wealthy head of the electric company.
Madame L e Quesnoy was, o f course, preg­
nant and had consulted Dr. M avial
throughout the pregnancy. The doc en­
joyed her visits, needless to say.
Boom, two kids pop out on the same day.
Momo L e Quesnoy and Berendette
Groseille (V alerie Lalande). Moments
later, Momo becomes the sibling of
Madame Groseille (Helene Vincent) — a

can liken it to the response of a criminal,
moments before being toasted in the chair.
V ery passionate.
The Groseilles see this situation as an in­
credible money-making opportunity. They
demand 20,000 francs, and free power, for
the return of Momo, and for them to keep
quiet. In return, the L e Quesnoys get to
keep Bernadette, because they have
already shelled-out for the private schools.
Plus, having to m ove in with John Waters’
dream fam ily would have sent Bernadette
to an early grave.
Throughout the rest o f the picture,
Momo and Bernadette discover, in some
fantastically crazy ways, that bow you are
raised is more important than who you
w ere actually born to. They find that
money does not change your value system,
it can only warp it. See the film , and do
the math yourself.

D on't ask m e w h y the mothers didn 't notice
the sex change on the babies. W ho cares?
I

It's not important. It's revenge, dammit.

Rosanne Barr-esque “ big, fat and ugly
m am a” — and Bernadette becomes the
sibling of the happy-go-lucky L e Quesnoys.
Don’t ask m e why the mothers didn’t
notice the sex change on the babies. Who
cares. It’s not important. It’s revenge,
dammit.
Cut to 12 years later. Dr. M avial’s w ife
died, finally leaving him available to
m arry Josette. He won’t do it, because “ no
one can replace m y wonderful w ife . . . ” In
a fit of jealous rage, Josette immediately
fires off letters to the L e Quesnoys, the
Groseilles and Dr, M avial, explaining the,
uh, situation. P a y close attention to the the
good doctor’s response to the letter. We

Chatiliez is a very exciting new director.
His m ix o f comedy and didacticism in L ife
is a L on g Q uiet R iv e r is absolutely
refreshing. The only big problem is the en­
ding, which is just sort-of dropped out of
nowhere and says nothing, although the
panoramic vista makes a nice place to
hang the “ The End” sign. Oh well, life
goes on. Chatiliez’s latest film, Tatie
D a n ielle is now playing in France and
should show up here this time next year.
Show ing exclu sively a t H arkins Fashion
Square 7, inside Scottsdale Fashion Square
a t Scottsdale and Cam elback Roads,
423-1400.

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Rain nixes sch eduled gam es
o f Sun D evil baseball, softball
From staff reports

The rain which has invaded the
Southwest throughout the past week
threw a kink into the plans of two ASU
teams on Thursday as their scheduled
contests were postponed.
T h e Sun D e v il baseb all te a m ’ s
scheduled gam e against USC Thursday
night was postponed due to unplayable
conditions at Packard Stadium. The
contest has been rescheduled tor Sunday
at 2 p.m.
Pac-10 Conference rules mandate that

an Easter Sunday gam e be played as
opposed to a Saturday doubleheader.
The series is scheduled to begin tonight
at 7 with Saturday’s gam e set for l p.m.
The ASU softball team did not play
either as its scheduled doubleheader
against U ofA was postponed due to an
unplayable field in Tucson. No makeup
date has been set at this time.
The twin-bill would have been the
conference opener for both teams, but
the Sun Devils must wait until Saturday,
April 6 for two games against California
to open the Pac-10 campaign.

Patterson enjoying work,
thinking about his future
By SONJA LEWIS
S tate Press

ASU ju n io r Ross M atheson w ill be o ne o f th e leaders fo r th e 'S u n D evils in im portant m atches
against UCLA and Stanford th is w eekend.

ASU tennis to face
California schools
By DARREN URBAN
S tate Press

ASU men’s tennis coach Lou Belken held a
meeting with his squad Wednesday in lieu of
a rained out practice over the future of the
ninth-ranked SunDevils.
“ We were just discussing where w e are as
a team and where w e want to go,” Belken
said. “ W e’re not really there right now. It’s
up to die guys to step up and take us to the
next level.”
The first step to the next level starts
today, as ASU hosts No. 1 and undefeated
UCLA at 1:30 at Whiteman Tennis Center.
No. 3 Stanford comes in Saturday for a l
p.m. match, while the women’s squad
travels to matches at UCLA and USC this
weekend.
The men’s team (16-5 overall, 0-3 Pac-10)
is coming off a 3-1 performance at the BlueGrey Team Championship in Birmingham,
Ala., capturing a second place in the
tourney- Nevertheless, Belken said ASU
needs to play better in the remainder of the
conference schedule.
“ The Pac-10 (season) is important
because the things you do there are the
things you need to be doing for the NCAAs,”
Belken said.
, The Bruins (17-0), who defeated the Sun
Devils 6-0 in Westwood last month, feature
No. 11 Mark Knowles and No. 29 Jason
Netter.
“ U C LA has the best singles lineup,”
Belken said. “ I ’m not sure about the
doubles.”
The Cardinal (8-1) remain powerful
behind No. 8 Alex O’Brien, No. 19 Jared
Palm er and two top-10 doubles teams.
H o w e v e r, S tan ford, who topped the
collegiate rankings in the preseason, have

struggled without the services of Jonathan
Stark, who was the No. 1 ranked singles
player before lack of playing dropped him
from the rankings. Belken said that the
outcome of the match against Stanford will
be affected by Stark’s status.
“ It’ll depend if Stark is healthy,” Belken
said. “ Anybody of his talent being out is
always going to hurt a team.”
T h e rain this week has concerned Belken,
especially heading into two matches as
difficult as these.
“ I ’m a little nervous,” Belken said“ Physically, it was good for us. We
certainly have played enough matches.”
Belken added that his team has to do more
than just want to do well.
“ W e’ll see it on the court,” Belken said,
“ It’s easy to say ’ yeah, yeah, yeah,’ but you
need to prove it against other teams.”
A fter having its Tuesday match against
toe U ofA in Tucson rained out, the No. 10
women’s team (12-7 overall, 2-4 Pac-10)
takes on No. 4 UCLA today and the No. 24
Trojans Saturday in Los Angeles.
“ F o r us, the big thing is how w e play
a g a in s t U C L A , ’ ’ A S U coach S heila
M clnerney said. “ We play OK against
USC.”
The Bruins beat ASU 5-4 at Whiteman and
Mclnerney said she expects another close
match in Westwood.
“ Usually, they are a team that respects
us,” M clnerney said. “ They’re going to play
us tough.”
USC, which has remained in the top 25
despite losing 10 of 14 meets, is led by No. 2
Trisha Laux. Mclnerney, a 1980 USC
graduate, said her alma m ater’s lack of
depth has hurt them.
T orn to Tennis, page 15.

T h e c i r c u s - l i k e a t m o s p h e r e th a t
surrounds ASU basketball, thanks in part by
the charismatic, left-of-center, gets-his
haircut-at-a-press-conference coach Bill
Frieder, overshadows the dark ages of ASU
basketball.
But Steve Patterson remembers.
Patterson remembers when the Sun
Devils had not seen a winning season in six
years, and the fans, the athletic department
and the players Were growing restless.
Bowing to media pressure and feeling
“ emotionally and physically exhausted,”
Patterson ended a trouble-ridden four years
as head coach and resigned in February
1989.
A fter the ink dried on the headline
proclaiming, ‘‘Patterson resigns, ’’ little was
heard about the coach because critics
turned their attention to the hew coach from
Michigan.
Patterson elected to stay in Arizona
because he loved the University and the
state, He moved away from basketball,
accepting his current position as director o f
ASU Community Relations, which helps
promote and project the University’s image
statewide.
He said he made the choice to change
careers prior to announcing his resignation.
“ Although I certainly felt some loss about
resigning from a job I worked very hard to
be successful at, I was very tired, and
working for Community Relations had an
appeal to m e,” said Patterson, 42, whose
6-foot-9 fram e is easy to spot when he walks
around campus.
Currently, Patterson is content with his
duties as director of Community Relations.
He is proud of his participation in campus
United W ay fund-raising events and his
position on the ASU travel-reduction
committee.
Leaning forward in his chair, Patterson
said, “ Basketball is in m y blood,” releasing
a grin that broke the form erly Serious tone
of the interview.
“ Once a player, once a coach — I ’ll

Then ...

always love basketball,” he said.
Today, Patterson’s passion for basketball
and his devotion to his “ good job” and his
“ love (o f) ASU’ ’ are being pitted against
each other as he Considers being a coach
once again.
'
Patterson was a candidate for the head
coaching position at St. M ary’s College in
Moraga, Calif,, but after the Gaels reached
the West Coast Conference tournament
championship gam e and lost in overtime,
Patterson pulled out.
“ I ’m in the process of considering
whether or not I am going to be coaching
anymore,” Patterson said.
He said he has not even considered the
“ two to three” other colleges th atH ave
m ade inquiries since his resignation
because up until now, he has been pursuing
a master’s degree in public administration.
He w ill complete the degree this summer.
The degree “ has been a priority for me
and that’s why I haven’t pursued another
coaching job,” Patterson said. “ But now
I ’m getting to the end o f that program and
part of me is intrigued at toe possibility of
getting back into coaching.”
Patterson began his career playing for
UCLA in 1969. In his final two seasons, he
was the starting center on two national
championship teams. He played four
seasons for toe Cleveland Cavaliers before
being traded to the Chicago Bulls in 1975.
His NBA career came to a close in 1976 and,
after playing one year in toe Italian
basketball leagu e in Bologna, Ita ly,
Patterson decided to quit basketball
altogether.
A fter pursuing other interests for four
years, Patterson returned as a walk-on
assistant coach at California’s Santa Rosa
Junior College in 1981.
A year later he accepted the assistant
coaching job at Sonoma State before
returning to Santa Rosa in 1983 as head
coach. Under his leadership, toe team
finished with a record of 18-13, surpassing
the exp ectation s o f m ost observers,
including Patterson.
Tu rn to Patterson , page 16.

and Now
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Steve P atterson s till rem em bers w orking on the sidelines as coach o f th e Sun D evil basketball
team , b u t he has found h is w ork to be ju s t fin e iu rA S U D irector o f Com m unity Relations.

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Frid ay, M a rc h 2 9 ,1 9 9 1

C oaches defen sive about grad rates
IN D IA N A PO LIS ( A P ) - Two leading
basketball coaches and the head of the
NCAA reacted defensively Thursday to a
survey showing that a m ajority of college
athletes get a degree and even fewer
basketball and football players graduate.
The quality of education, not graduation
rates, should be the concern, USC coach
George Raveling said.
Raveling and Notre Dame coach D igger
Phelps, members o f the executive board of
the National Association o f Basketball
Coaches, said figures released this week by
The Chronicle of Higher Education are
misleading.
The weekly journal studied five-year

graduation rates for students who were
freshmen in 1984. Its findings included:
•More than 56 percent of Division I athletes
graduate within five years, compared with
about 48 percent of all students.
•F e w e r than 39 percent o f freshm en
basketball recruits graduated within five
years.
•F o o tb a ll fa red a little better than
basketball with a graduation rate of
42 percent at Division I schools.
“ The information that was released in the
study the Chronicle did is not dissimilar
from one we did,” said Dick Schultz,
executive director of the NCAA- The main
difference, he said, is that thé Chronicle

study was broken down by conference, the
N CAA study by geographic regions.
“ The numbers they cam e up, particularly
with basketball players, w ere slightly better
than the last report we had on Division I,”
Schultz said. “ When you take a look at the
overall graduation rates of athletes, it looks
pretty good. It’s substantially higher than
the student body in general.
“ But when you isolate it to the two most
visable sports, IA football and Division I
basketball, it’s not very good, and that’s a
concern”
Raveling said the figures (fid not reflect a
student who enrolls at one school but
transfers to and graduates from another

school. N or does it consider junior college
students, he said.
“ I don’t think those are really an accurate
reflection of what’s going on,” he said,
adding that he considers them meaningless
to solving a problem.
“ As long as w e keep worrying about
graduation rates, w e’re never going to
w orry about quality of education,” Raveling
said. “ W e need to talk more about the
quality of education.”
And Raveling said that coaches “ are
doing a fa r better job of graduating our
student athletes that our universities are
doing.”

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AUSTIN, Texas (A P ) — The ASU men’s swimming and
diving team sits in 10th place after the first day o f the 68th
annual NCAA Championship at the University of Texas Swim
Center Thursday night.
Senior Shaun Jordan staked Texas to a successful start in
its quest for a fourth consecutive N C AA title with three Clutch
performances. The Longhorns posted 160 points with secondplace USC trailing by 40. UofA and UCLA run sixth and
seventh while ASU finished day one 114 points out of first.
The Sun Devils’ top performance came from its 200-meter
freestyle relay team, which placed fifth with a time of
1:19.20. In the consolations, ASU’s 400 freestyle relay squad’s
3:15.90 was good enough fo r first.
Jordan, an Olympic, gold medalist, won the 50-yard
freestyle in 19.33 seconds with teammate Doug Dickinson a
close second in 19.61.

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The ASU track and field squad w ill be in action at home this
Saturday for the Sun D evil Five-W ay Invitational against
Baylor, New M exico and Pac-10 foes USC and Washington.
Last week, ASU’s men finished third in a six-way meet at
home.
The women finished second out o f six teams behind BYU.
Coach Tom Jones blames lack of numbers fo r why the
talented Sun Devils w ill be limited in winning regular-season
meets.
“ The other teams kill us when they have more people
competing in certain events than w e do,” Jones said. “ We
have talented kids and, in the Pac-lOs and NCAAs, our talent
w ill show and other teams w ill reduce the points scored by
teams that have more athletes than us.”
F ield events begin at 10:30 a.m. while the running events
are slated to start at noon at Sun Angel Stadium.

Tennis------------Continued fro m page 13.

& d o n ’t re a c h full p ric e until m id n ig h t!

“ They play a lot of close matches that they end up losing,”
M clnerney said. “ They are top heavy. They’re not quite up to
where they’ve been in past years.’*
M clnerney said the rain which washed away any possible
practice time should be good for the team.
“ In some ways, it can be good,” M clnerney said. “ W e’re
not in as much of a^rut. That’s how w e look at it.”
While M clnerney said that the conference season is
important, no one match is emphasized and level play is the
priority.
“ I ’m a believer o f consistency throughout the year,”
M clnerney said. “ You just don’t shoot for national
championships because that’s putting all your eggs in one
basket. F o r the kids you want to have a good year, but you’d
rather have a program that’s darned consistent.”

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Patterson

S C O R E B O A R D

Continued from page 13.

With a year of head coaching experience, Patterson was
offered the job as assistant coach at ASU.
From there, Patterson reached the end-all, be-all for many
basketball coaches when he took over the ASU job following
Coach Bob Weinhauer’s resignation. With less than five
years coaching experience, the youthful 36-year-old
Patterson had become the head coach of a Pac-10 university
basketball team.
It was an im pressive and amazing career move
considering Patterson only had a year’s experience as head
coach and at a ju n io r college.
Even though he admitted that he might not have had the
wisdom of a more seasoned coach, he said, “ I certainly
wasn’t going to turn down the opportunity.”
Thus, Patterson said he began fighting his “ uphill battle.”
A fter the departure of Weinhauer, who quit after three
years and a losing record, Patterson inherited a basketball
program undergoing an investigation by the NCAA for
alleged recruiting violations. Patterson said that hurt his
coaching abilities.
“ Sometimes all I could think about was the next press
conference or the next NCAA hearihg, and the last thing I
thought about was coaching a team. It’s really hard to be
successful like that,” he said.
And successful he was not.
Due to the Pac-10 sanctions placed on the ASU basketball

program by the NCAA, which included reducing the number
o f scholarships for the 1984-85 year, recruiting m ajor college
prospects was difficult, Inevitably, this hurt the team and
started him on the road to resignation, Patterson said.
“ Any coach w ill tell you, if you can’t recruit, you can’t win
— and if you can’t win, then the perception is you can’t
coach,” he said.
The media called for the coach’s resignation when his fouryear stint at die helm had tabulated a record of 48-56 while
posting a 23-41 mark in the Pac.
He gave ASU his resignation when he no longer “ felt
appreciated.”
“ I thought the athletic department and team needed a
fresh face,” Patterson said. “ I wanted someone to come in
and start from ground zero, rather than in the hole, like I
did.”
That, he said, was his contribution to the team and to the
athletic administration whether anyone recognized it or not.
In hindsight, Patterson calls his coaching years a
‘tremendous period of growth” for him self and one that
transformed him into a better coach.
The dark ages made w ay for personal development,
Patterson said. And should he decide to embark on a new
coaching position in the future or continue at ASU’s
Community Relations, Patterson said he is looking at a “ winwin situation.”
And those are pretty good odds for any coach.

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Charlotte 94, Philadelphia 90
Cleveland 102, Washington 95
M iam i 90, Boston 88
Chicago 128, N ew Jersey 94
Houston 112, Atlanta 111
Golden State 106, New York 104
San Antonio 119, Orlando 95
Sacramento 116, Utah 96

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HOMES FOR RENT

RENTAL SHARING

4 BEDROOM, 2 bath, large irrigated lo t.
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Phone (303)441-2455.

COUNSELORS FOR boys’ cam p in
M aine. O penings in m ost a ctivitie s: W ater
S afety Instructor, Tennis, Basketball,
C rafts, Archery, Lacrosse, Soccer, etc.
Upper classm en preferred. T e rrific work­
in g co n d itio n s , fun and in te re s tin g
sum m er. W rite: Cam p Cedar, 1758
Beacon S treet, B rookline, M assachusetts
02146 o r ca ll: (617)277-8080.

LIVE-IN SITTER fo r 2 g irls , ages 4 and 7.
Hours o f care: Friday evening through
M onday m orning. Room and board plus
sm all salary. 945-8097.

REMOTE CONTROL CD player and tape
deck, both work lik e new. $ 100/both.
829-9281, Dan.
WEDDING DRESS fo r sale: Never been
w orn, beautiful o rig in a l gow n, size 10.
Paid $4,700, asking $1,550. Phone
641-2187.

IN HOME w ith m other, 51, daughter, 19.
Fem ale only. 4 m iles from cam pus. $250
includes u tilitie s . 838-6224.
VERY CLEAN house w ith pool and a ll
am enities. Im m ediate availab ility. $275
plus V* u tilitie s . C ontact M ark at 897-0183.

TOWNHOMES/
CONDOS FOR SALE
2 BEDROOM 2 bath condo. W alk to ASU.
Fireplace, appliances By ow ner, $49,900.
991^6992.
A LARGE studio apartm ent fo r sale. Close
to ASU— perfect fo r student. Upstairs,
balcony, w alk-in closet. Includes furnish­
ings. 815 N orth Hayden. F ull price
$10,900— ow ner w ill carry. 848-6800.
A STEAL! 2 or 3 bedroom townhomes.
O wner w ill cany w ith under $1,000 down,
no qualifying, low paym ents. N orbert, Dan
Schwartz Realty, 966-7979.

AUTOMOBILES
1985 NISSAN 200SX-SE. Loaded w ith
evpry option. Sporty. Autom atic. Sunroof.
G reat stereo. E xcellent condition. $4,500.
834-1481.
1989 TOYOTA % -ton. A ir-conditioning,
AM /FM /cassette, 18,000 m iles. S ilver,
new tire s. $8,000. 968-2272.
85 RX-7 GS. Red, 5-speed. O ne owner,
showroom condition. A ll receipts $5,350.
Tom m y, 892-2175.
‘89 JET IA GL. 18,000 m iles, autom atic,
sunroof, air, gray clo th in te rio r. M ust sell.
C all 821-6838.
DRIVE IN style. C lassic Coach Chevy/
R olls Royce conversion. Like new, only
$2,600. 966-7979.

MOTORCYCLES
1985 RED Honda E lite. Runs w ell. $500 or
best offer. K ristina, 921-0616.
1986 HONDA Interceptor, runs excellent.
35k, $1200 o r best offe r. CaH 966-4741.
ARAI SIGNET helm et, large, black, red
and w hite. New! 784-0668, M ark.
HONDA AERO 125 scooter— C om pletely
re b u ilt includes new drive b e lt, top end,
and battery. $700/offer. 967-3787 before
9pm .

Motorcycle Accessories
with Student Discounts
Scooter—Street — Dirt

MotorcycleExpress
/f^NDobson &Man

968-0751
Buy of the Week
Lo w d o w n , no q u a l. 2 m a s te r
s u ite s , frp l., w /d . $ 7 2 ,0 0 0 .

Bob Bullock
Realty Executives
9 9 8 -2 9 9 2

ASU REAL Estate S pecialists! Looking for
a house/condo/tow nhouse? C all us firs t.
C urrently it’s possible to own your own for
less than rent. Ask about the condos
available fo r $100 dow n. G regory Abbott,
966-3577, Austin Realty.
ONLY $100 down fo r 3 bedroom , 2 bath
U niversity Ranch townhom e w ith fire ­
place. Save alm ost $30,000 at only
$44,100! G reg Askins, R ealty Executives,
966-0016.

MOBILE HOMES
RENTAL SHARING
3 BEDROOM, 2 bath house, pool, double
garage. Tem po. $275 and VY u tilitie s . Call
Randy, 897-2490.
5 STUDENTS w anted to share large,
rem odeled, 5 bedroom w ith pool. Includes
a ll appliances. Close to ASU Reduced to
$240 each, 1/5th u tilitie s . A vailable 4/1
through 7/30 969-4480.
FE M A LE RO O M M ATE to sh a re 3
bedroom , 2 bath condo. G ood neighbor­
hood, close to cam pus. $188/m onth rent.
Please c a ll 894-2636, ask for M elissa, Jan,
C hrissy.
F E M A LE R O O M M A TE w a n te d : 3
bedroom /2 bath condo near ASU. W asher/
dryer, pool. $225/m onth plus V* u tilitie s .
9674092
I NEED a Fall off-cam pus room mate- Call
Lori M , 784-6045.
1 V
LARGE HOME in C handler, garage,
studio space, children, pets welcom e.
$500, Vfe u tilitie s . Karen, 899-6654.
MALE/FEMALE wanted fo r 3 bedroom , 2
b a th h o u s e . S h a re % u t ilitie s .
$200/m onth Spacious, 3 m iles north of
ASU. CaH Bob, 994-9281 (leave message).
NOON IS the deadline to get cla ssified
lin e r ads in the follow ing day. Don’t m iss it!
M atthews C enter basem ent, 965-6731.
ONE BEDROOM lo ft $195, m aster
bedroom $275 plus u tilitie s each T e rrific
life style , quiet professional environm ent.
461-1023.

4985 14X70 2 bedroom , 2 bath in nice
Tem pe park. You pay w hat we owe,
around $200 per m onth. 838-4810:

HONDA ÉLITE 150— G ood condition, new
brakes, re c e n tly tu n e d . C a ll B rett,
941-3838
HONDA ELITE 1986 deluxe m odel bought
in 1987. R eliable transportation, low m iles,
very good condition. Asking $700/offer.
C all John, 840-9708.
HONDA ELITE 80. E xcellent condition,
w ell m aintained, low m iles. G reat for
spring. C all C hris, 921-7246.
HONDA ELITE 50LX scooter, red, great
condition. Bought new 3 m onths ago. 890
m iles. O nly $675. 814-0221, ask fo r Alain
or leave message.

BICYCLES
PANASONIC M C4500 m ountain bike.
Shim ano Deore SS com ponents. G reat
condition. $350. 784-8388TREK 7000. Purchased new in December.
$600.994-8359.

TRANSPORTATION
FURNITURE
WATERBED. MOVING, m ust se ll. $150 Or
best offer. Cathy, 967-7162.

COMPUTERS
IB M A T-C O M P A TIB LE - 2 m o n ito rs,
m odem , m ouse, p rin te r, com puter desk,
softw are, m any books. $750. 832-1381.

TICKETS
INXS, STING, S corpions, D avid Copperfie ld , Nelson, Frank S inatra, N eil Young,
G rand H otel, Les M iserables. C all Ticket
Exchange, 829-0196,
STING TICKETS! G reat seats, 2nd row,
center stage. Two seats together. Call
Tony, 945-6040.

JEWELRY
ALWAYS BUYING jew elry o f a ll kinds,
in cluding gold, sterling , gem s, pearls,
antiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921 South M ill
Avenue, Tem pe C entér, 968-6074.
GASH FOR gold, diam onds. M ill Avenue
Jew elers, 414 South M ill, Suite 101,
Tempe. 968-5967.

State Press

RIDE NEEDED in M ay to C entral B ritish
C olum bia. Vancouver o r S eattle helpful.
Can assist w ith driving, expenses. Please
c a ll soon, 966-4169.

TRAVEL
AMERICA W EST ticke ts fo r sale. $70
each. C all M elissa, 945-1963.
AMERICA W EST/AMERICA W est. 30%
o ff anyw here they fly . C all 220-9559.
FOR SALE: R ound-trip plane ticket,
Phoenix-LAX, 4/4-4/8. $60. 968-3373,
Jennifer.
LET STATE Press C lassifieds w ork for
you! C all 965-6731 fo r inform ation.
LOW EST COST — Y our best bet is our
one-stop student tra ve l shop. Student-fare
flig h ts , tra ve l backpacks and accessories,
books and maps. E u ra il passes, youth
hostel m em berships and in ternational
student ID cards — a ll issued on the spot!
C ontact Am erican Y outh H ostels at
894-5128 o r v is it oùr tra ve l center at 1046
East Lem on S treet, Tem pe.
TRAVEL CHEAP in yçu r nam e. I special­
ize in quick departures. M ost places USA.
$285-450, round-trip. Alaska, $550-650.
A lso w orldw ide. I also buy transferable
coupons. 968-7283.

EARN $$$ daily. C lipp ing coupons.
(602)968-7823, ext. W. Sm all start-up cost.
HIRING NOW ! "O n Campus M arketing’’ is
looking fo r students interested in w orking
hard w hile m aking a m inim um o f $9/hour.
Past sales and hard w orkers preferred.
C all B rian, 968-4073.
JUST $48 puts you in business m arketing.
U nique products th a t are in dem and.
Proven success system , com plete trainin g
provided. 899-8435.
NU SKIN alternative. Find out why so
m any are sw itching to our com pany.
Tim ing is everything: 899-8435.

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HELP WANTED—
GENERAL
AGGRESSIVE SALES 'help needed for
ladies clo thing store. F ull- and part-tim e
positions available. $5 an hour plus
com m ission. A pplications being accepted
now. C all between the hours o f 9am and
10pm a t 482-3965, ask fo r S heri (m ust
have own transportation).
ALASKA’S ECONOMY is expanding!
Annual em polym ent report detailin g a ll
em ploym ent areas w ith facts on finding
em ploym ent and liv in g in Alaska, plus
num erous resum e addresses. Send selfaddressed, stam ped envelope fo r m ore
inform ation: TR Alaska, Box 33839D,
Juneau, Alaska 99803.
ARIZONA STATE Job . S tate Service
Intern, Arizona Departm ent of Transporta­
tio n . $6 .86/hour/part-tim e/seasonal. M ust
have sa tisfa cto rily com pleted at least 1
year (30 sem ester hours) o f academ ic
tra in in g and be curre ntly pursuing a
degree in Aviation/Aerospace Engineer­
ing. Ideal candidate w ill have experience
applying sta tistics and using M acintosh
com puters. A pplications available a t: 1831
W est Jefferson, Phoenix, Arizona 85007
o r your local DES Job Service O ffice.
Indicate class code 73110 and announce­
m ent num ber ‘ 164-OF on application.
Include transcripts.

COUNSELORS. PRESTIGIOUS co-ed
Berkshires, MA sum m er cam p seeks
skilled college ju niors, seniors and grads.
W ater Safety Instructor, te n n is , S ailing,
W atereki, C anoe, A th le tic s , Archery,
G ym nastics, Aerobis, G olf, A rts and
C rafts, Photography, S ilver Jew elry, M usi­
c a l D ire c to rs , P iano A ccom panists,
S cience, R ocketry, C am ping, Video,
Newspaper. Have a rew arding and enjoy­
able sum m er! S alary plus room and board.
C all Camp Taconic, (800)762-2820.
CRUISE LINE positions. Land-side and
on-board entry-level positions available.
S easonal/perm anent. T ravel benefits.
(303)440-6933, Oxt. 7.
DATASOURCE IS curre ntly h irin g parttim e telephone survey, interview ers. No
sellin g. M ust have good reading skills,
clean speaking voice. $4.50 per hour. 3
weekdays and 1 weekend day per week.
3:30-9:30pm s h ift. A pply in person, 10am
to 4pm , M onday-Friday, 4515 South
M cC lintock, S uite 101, Tem pe. 831-2971:
M ale/fem aie. EOE.
DISPATCHER/RADIO operator fo r large
A ir tour/charter com pany, at Lake Powell
Arizona, fo r long sum m er season. M ust
type m inim um 30 w ords per m inute, have
good com m unication s k ills and eye for
detail. A viation background a plus. Send,
resum e by A p ril 1st to : ASW I, Box 1385,
Page, Arizona 86040, A ttention: Dispatch.
EARN UP to $1,500 a week. C all Mt.
Clem ens M arketing at (602)275-8904, ext.

2.

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EMPLOYERS — LOOKING fo r help?
Place a State Press H elp W anted ad. We
have three H elp W anted sections—
G eneral, C lerical arid Food Service— to
help you keep your business grow ing!

P erk in s F a m ily
R estau ran ts
N ow hiring
A ll positions/shifts

P A R T -T IM E
Hourly +

Joe

966-5765

ATTENTION BUSINESS M ajors: South­
w estern Company interview ing fo r fo lk
tim e sum m er em ploym ent. G ain experi­
ence in sales and business m anagement.
Leave Arizona, resum e college credit,
m ake $5,200. 821-8213.
ATTEN TIO N M USIC M ajors— Local
church seeking adu lt choir director. Inter­
ested persons should contact Pastor M arv
Jacobs at 966-0555.
A T TE N TIO N : M ANU FAC TU RES rep
wanted fo r sm all Tem po business. $7/hour
plus benefits, hours flexible. C all Jim ,
820-8408.

K arstan G o lf C o u rse
at A .S .U .
Now hiring fit—p/t service people fbrfood
and bev. dept. We seek dependable,
well-groomed people who would erijoy
working in a great environment. Please
apply M i 9-12 or 1-4 at Karsten Golf
Course Club House.

Rural ft Rio Salads« Tempe

MAKE FULL-TIM E m oney w ith part-tim e
w ork. Set your own schedule. Jerry,
863-4304.
MARKET RESEARCH Phone Interview ­
e rs. A bsolutely no sales. Evenings/
w e e k e n d s . T e m p e . $ 4 .4 0 -$ 5 /h o u r.
967-4441, Susan.
NOW HIRING: Summer program recrea­
tion s ta ff. Program a ctivitie s, arts and
cra fts, special events, and gam es for
children ages 6-12. Full-tim e seasonal
position. For m ore inform ation, contact
M ichele at 831-7464.

P A R T -T IM E
C on stru ction su p p ly
com pany

H o u r ly +

Joe

966-5765

OPERATORS AND drivers needed. C entr­
a l Phoenix, a ll shifts. C all after 12 noon,
279-6121
PART-TIME W AITRESS needed. M ust be
able to w ork weekends. A pply in person—
Pete’s 19th Tee, 1405 N orth M ill.
PERFECT CO LLEGE jo b — F le xib le
h o u rs: T hu rsda y, F rid a y , S a turday,
Sunday— part-tim e hours. Casual Work
environm ent. Also lo oking fo r sum mer
help. C all Jason, 921-7670.
R E CE P T IO N IS T /A DM IN I S T R A T I VE
ASSISTANT needed fo r Tem pe d ire ct
m arketing and packaging com pany. M ust
be friendly, w ell organized, professional,
and ready to handle heavy phones and
various adm inistrative tasks. W ordPerfect
and Lotus a plus. Full-tim e, M ondayFriday, 8am -5pm . S alary based on experi­
ence. B ring resum e to 2125 East 5th
S treet, S uite 106, M onday-W ednesday,
8am -10am. W est o f Price and N orth of
U niversity.

Apply 9am to 5pm,
M -F

Telemarketers

1160 E. University
Tempe
Construction supply
company

LOSE UP to 30 pounds/m onth. W eightlo ss program needs 10 overw eight
subjects. New m edical breakthrough
te ste d 10 years. P ersonal support.
R epresentatives needed. Jerry, 863-4304.

EOE

$5/hr. N p
highpressure saies. Work
hrs. : 4pm to 9pm, M-F.
Sat. 8:30am-2pm.

Gall anytime

ENTHUSIASTIC STUDENT needed tor
part-tim e leasing àge nt/activitie s director
position at The Comm ons on Apache.
Some experience preferred. C all between
10am and 4pm , 8294)933, Jo n i.
EN T R EP RE NE U R S . M A K E
$3,000/m onth. S ell Students o f Am erica
Sunglasses to re ta il stores. No inventory
required. P.O. Box 70, T ualatin, Oregon
97062.
HIRING MORNING w a it staff, part-tim e
bookkeepers, w eekend poolside cocktail
w aitress, dishw asher, room service. Apply
in person: Q uality Inn at 1-10 and E llio t.
LEASING CONSULTANT. P art-tim e leas­
ing position available w orking Saturday
and Sunday at apartm ent com m unity.
Enthusiasm , sales a b ility and professional
a ttitud e are required. Please apply in
person at Q ual H ollow Apartm ents, 4140
W est M cDowell.
LOOKING FOR a frie n d ly and professional
delivery person fo r Tem pe/Phoenix area,
part-tim e, 2-4 hours daily. M ust be able to
lift 50 pounds and have own tru ck o r large
vehicle. $5/hour plus m ileage fo r the right
ready-to-go individual. Please apply in
person at 2125 East 5th S treet, S uite 106,
located north o f U niversity, ju s t west of
P rice. M arch 27-29, between 8- 10am or
3-5pm .

829-3910
RED ROBIN has nearly 100 great jobs at
our new Mesa location opening soon. W e
are a full-service, high-volUm e restaurant
specializing in fun! E xcellent grow th
opportunity fo r talented kitchen or dining
room applicant. A pply anytim e a t Red
R obin, Scottsdale (in Los Arcos M all); o r
10am-5pm, M onday-Friday at 1356 W est
Southern Avenue (in fro n t o f Service
M erchandise).
SALES, PART-TIME, $25 p er hour possi­
ble. H igh dem and product. Choose your
hours. B ill, 602-878-6296.
SM ILING FACES needed fo r fu ll and
part-tim e sales positions. Experience
preferred, but not necessary. A pply in
person at S ilverland, 7056 5th Avenue,
Scottsdale. 947-8569.
STUDENTS
LOOKING fo r work? Check
the State Press H elp W anted sections
daily!
TELEM ARKETER/SECRETARY. MUST
have pleasant phone voice and good
com m unication s kills. $5/hour. D ali Davy,
437-4773.

(across from Packard Stadium)

Sue » 921-8070
BAKERS SQUARE R estaurant is looking
fo r enthusiastic students fo r host/hostess
and food server positions im m ediately.
Needed day and night, part-tim e and
full-tim e. C all 947-8581,
CAMP STAFF, m ale and fem ale, 8 weeks
in P rescott, sum m er salary $800 to $900
plus room and board. Camp Fire, 1366
East Thom as Road, S uite 200, Phoenix,
Arizona 85014. 263-7725.
CARTOONIST W ANTED fo r illu stra tin g
book. Send sam ple o f Work and availab ility
to: K. Barnes, 8325 North 85th Place,

c ity o f scottsd a le re c re a tio n di vision

W ANTED:

h oys and g irls

T R A C K COACHES
M EE T O F F IC IA LS
(m e a s u re rs & scorers)

$6 - $8 per hour

Scottsdale, A rizona 85258.

F o r application information contact the Student

CASTING CALL: Talent fo r p rin t, TV,
m ovies, photos. CEEC Entertainm ent,
‘S tar Shine’ hotline, 274-6362.

Employment Office, job referral #5950-J
Applications will be accepted until
Friday, April S.
___________________ 994-2408

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Friday, March 29,1991

HELP WANTED—
GENERAL
THE STATE Press advertising departm ent
is now Hiring com m issioned advertising
sales representatives to begin trainin g for
Summ er and next Fail. W e are looking for
highly m otivated students who are in ter­
ested in preparing them selves fo r a future
in sales/advertisinglm arketing. You m ust
have a vehicle and not be graduating
before Decem ber of 1992. Interested? Call
Jackie E ldridge today at 965-6555.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS
S P O R T S & W IN G S
2 satellites

11 screens

Woodshed II
Northwest corner of Dobson & Univ.

8 4 4 -S H E D

For all your sports viewing

THIS IS it!! G reat part-tim e job/fulM im e
pay. New com puterized dialing, 3 shifts
availab le, advancem ent opportunities.
954-0181.

PERSONALS

SERVICES

CHI OMEGA: The G reek 5K Saturday
m orning— These are steps to victory...
Ready set go!

ELECTROLYSIS— PERMANENT h a ir
rem oval. Remove unwanted hair forever.
Student discount^. C all fo r m ore inform a­
tio n : 969-6954.

CHRISTIAN HAGESETH — Executive
Vice President.

GRADUATES. INTERVIEW S are here.
M ake a lasting firs t im pression. C all now
fo r com plem etary Total Image m ake-over.
431-1539:

FANKY MALLOON— W hy did the chicken
cross the road? To s it by the pool in his
suit. Happy Birthday! —Crystal.

I’VE LOST 40 pounds in 10 weeks! Need
10 overw eight individuals to lose w eight
and launch local introduction o f revolution­
ary program . Karry, 631-9209. ;

GAMMA PHI Brandy, Happy 6 m onths
anniversary, break was a great tim e, hope
to la valier you soon, I love you Dsp Brian.
GAMMA PHI Beta supports V icki Levine
for re-election to ASASU. Your sisters are
behind you!! Love in PKE.

Gentle Touch Hair Removal

(SET PERSONAL — Send someone
special a State Press personal ad. A
15-word personal is only $1.75! Come
down to the basem ent o f M atthews Center
to pla ce your ad today! And rem em ber to
bring your student ID!

Rose Sales
The R òse Company is now

hiring for rose sales in
restaurants and night clubs.
Must be at least 19 and have
reliable transportation. Call
between 10am and 6pm for
Interview.

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GREEK SING— A p ril 4th at Gammage!
T ickets on sale now at Gammage and
D illards Ticket O utlets. $5.00.
GREEK WEEK 1991— G reek W eek
1991— G reek W eek 1991— G reek Week
1991— G reek W eek 1991— G reek Week
19910!

9 2 1 -8 8 5 5

GREEK WEEK 1991 “ Should’ve Been
There’’ is here! Support Camp Sunrise!
G et involved!

SKYDIVE TODAY at S kydiving Adven­
tures. Student discounts, trainin g by
skydiving cham pions. 1(800)441-5867,
(602)723-9595.
TAXES ARE now due! Need help w ith
taxes? Real cheap. C all AJ at 968-7534
anytim e.

NOON IS the deadline to get classified
lin e r ads in the follow ing day. Don’t m iss it!
M atthews C enter basem ent, 965-6731.
TRAVEL AND earn college credit in a
12 -w eek p a id sum m e r in te rn s h ip .
894-5283.

SIGM A NU A lbie (“ Kerm ie” ): Don’t
w orry— we a ll have beer goggles
som etim e.

VALET PARKING attendant. 3 nights per
week, $5-7 per hour (th is figure has your
tip s averaged in). M ust have clean driving
record, at least 20 years old, be w illin g to
work in Paradise Valley, Scottsdale or
C entral Phoenix. 861-9384, Shawn.

HELP WANTED—
CLERICAL
$5/HOUR. TYPIST C lerk fo r drug store in
Phoenix. Close to ASU. C all for interview .
956-8540

HELP WANTED—
FOOD SERVICE
EXPERIENCED WAITPERSON for days
at busy Tem po restaurant. Knowledge o f
w ine and gourm et food a plus. Apply after
2pm $ 114 East 7th S treet.
STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now hiring
lu n ch w aitresses. A p ply in person,
10:30-11:30am or a fte r 1:30pm : 5001 East
W ashington.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

EXPAND HO RIZO NS.
sounds. Call 945-9962.

m usical

PETS
2 FERRETS free! Looking fo r a home,
rather not separate. One does tricks.
921-3683

FREE LOST/EOUND
BLACK CAT. lo st 3/22. M cC liritock/
U niversity. Short hair and legs, heavy
(Lucy). Reward. Lost at Papago Park
V illage II. 921-9324
LOST; BLACK eelskin w allet on cam pus
3/27. Reward if returned or found. Call
A nul Patel, 894-6875.
LOST: GOLD class lin g . Topaz stone,
in itia ls A C: Lost 3/27 at SRC between
9am and 10. C all 784-8459 or 965-3120.

HAPPY HOUR
All Mixed Drinks & Beer

1/2 Price!
60oz. Pitchers S225
Rum & Coke. Vodka Lemonade
$125

Vz P ric e M u n ch ie s
3 pm — 6pm

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FOR SATURDAY, MARCH 30,1991
A R lk S ■■
jo b project Basically, it's a low key
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19)
day with an accent on catching up on
Unexpected developments in con­ rest and private interests. Discount
nection with job interests may cut
rumors.
into time that you had planned to
S A G IT T A R IU S
spend with a close tie. Still, partner­ (Nov. 22 to Dec,21)
Swv
ship concerns are accented.
It’s a poor time to lend money. The
TAURUS
^
accent is on socializing now, but
(Apr. 20 to May 20)1 ^*
you've just about had it with one
Work interests are highlighted,
friend who is consistently unreliable
though your concentrative powers
and undependable.
are not at their best now. You may
C A P R IC O R N
^
find advice you receive today con­ (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
7^^
fusing. Progress is minimal.
A matter at home needs to be dealt
G E M IN I
M
with now. In business, you’re inclined
(May 21 to June 20)
to erratic; and impulsive decisions.
Social plans today may be changed.
Watch judgment carefully. Don’t rock
You're inclined to scatter your ener­ the boat.
gies now. In romance you need to
A Q U A R IU S
^
guard against fantasy. Keep your feet
(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
on the ground.
This is not a good time to try to
CAN C ERuzn convert someone to your way o f
(June 21 to July 22)
HJS thinking. Travelers need to allot
Though home interests $re
sufficient time to make connections.
accented now, it's not the best time to
Delays are possible.
look at property or to deal with real
PISC E S
^
estate people. You’re not sure how to
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
S r
handle a delicate family situation.
You should be careful in your
LEO
financial dealings with others today.
(July 23 to Aug. 22)
W
Be wary o f deceptive propositions
Some mix-ups in communications
and don’t be a fall guy for someone’s
are possible now. You may be a bit sob story.
nervous about a work project and are
YOU BORN TODAY work w ell with
unsure how you should proceed.
groups and often achieve a leadership
Seek relaxing pursuits today.
position in that capacity. You live up
to the pioneering nature o f your sign
V IR G O
JA
(Aug. 23 to Sept 22)
and often have original ideas. You
The focus today is on financial
would make a fine teacher and are
interests, but you should avoid risk­ also drawn to the theater. You’re
taking at present Unexpected expen­ usually good at getting your thoughts
ditures could arise in connection with
across to other, but at times you can
be fixed in your ideas. Birthdate of:
pleasure.
L IB R A
■ Vincent van Gogh, painter, Naomi
(S ept 23 to O ct 22)
Sims, model and writer, and Jerry
Lucas, basketball player.
It could be a turning point today in
a relationship with a close tie. You'll
be buying something now with a
credit card. Some confiision exists at
home base.
SCO RPIO
^
(O c t 23 to Nov. 21)
You’ll make a decision now about a
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