©Copyright, State Press, 1990 Tempe, Arizona

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Arizona State University’s Morning Daily

Vol. 16 No. 41

Regents h earin g to tackle tuition issues
By KEVIN SHEH
State Press
Financial aid remains the hot issue
a m o n g stu den t le a d e rs a n tic ip a tin g
Monday’s tuition hearings at UofA, where
an Arizona Board of Regents’ committee
w ill make its tuition and financial aid
recommendations.
A t the hearing, students w ill be afforded
the opportunity to sound o ff about the
Council of Presidents’ recommended tuition
hikes — $50 for in-state students at the three
universities and $450 fo r out-of-state
students attending U ofA and ASU.
L a t e r in the d a y, the R esou rces

Committee w ill make its tuition and
financial aid recommendations to the full
board.
The regents w ill likely set tuition Nov. 9.
Student le a d ers said th ey rem a in
staunchly opposed to the COP’s financial aid
package.
The COP arrived at a 4.8 percent increase
$1.2 million — in this year’s “ set-aside”
financial aid pool that is based on current
need.
Associated Students of ASU President
Matt Ortega said the COP’s financial aid
proposal was sadly lacking.
“ It’s not near enough,” he said. “ They are

going to have to revisit their feelings on
financial aid ”
Ortega and other student leaders claim
the recommendation does not take into
account “ unmet need” — the amount of
money a student still must pay for the total
cost of instruction after fam ily contributions
and financial aid.
State Relations Director Rob M iller, an
Arizona Students’ Association delegate, said
the COP arrived at an “ interesting”
fin a n cia l aid recom m en d ation using
calculations that w ere “ hard to follow.”
“ It doesn’t come close to the dollar-fordollar that ASA is requesting,” he said.

M iller said it would take an additional $1.6
million just to keep pace with the existing
$15 million unmet need deficit.
“ There are ways that w e are exploring
right now to cover that $1.6 million so that it
doesn’ t adversely affect next year’s tuition
■— so that it doesn’t adversely affect the
institution,” he said.
Student leaders also are apprehensive
about tuition-setting.
While the ASA proposed a lower tuition
increase — $20 for residents and $312 for
non-residents — members said they could
live with the COP increase.
Tu rn to Tuition, page 8.

T ra v e l p a n e l
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U n t o u c h a b le s
Unidentified “ FBI” agents prepare for a shoot-out with members o f the infamous “ Murphy Gang” Thursday afternoon at
Palo Verde Beach. The shoot-out is part of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity's Paddy Murphy celebration, a week of events
honoring the famous SAE alumnus. The agents, as well as the gangmembers, are SAE members.

By KENNETH BROWN
State Press
Some ASU employees could enjoy three-day weekends if
the results of a proposed study by the University’s Travel
Reduction Committee are encouraging, University officials
said.
A five-week pilot study would put about 25 ASU employees
on shortened work weeks to determine the feasibility of part
of a program to reduce single-occupancy vehicle traffic to
and from campus. The project would keep ASU in
accordance with Arizona’s 1988 A ir Quality Bill.
The T ravel Reduction Committee plans to begin the study
next semester.
Under the study, employees from the Physical Plant will
work 10-hour days for four days during the week, with days
off scattered among the staff to prevent short-staffing.
Although the proposed study has not yet been approved,
ASU V ice Provost Matthew Betz, who heads the committee,
said the University would be one of the first to use it on a
large scale.
“ Encouraging carpooling and other things have been going
on for a while,” he said. “ W e’re going to try something new
and see if it works.”
T o meet the A ir Quality B ill’s requirement’s, ASU would
Turn to Traivei, page 6.

Poll reveals voter support for Goddard declining
By KRISTIE YOUNG
State Press
Form er Phoenix Mayra' Terry Goddard’s
lead over Republican businessman J. F ife
Symington in Arizona’s gubernatorial race
has slumped slightly over the past two
weeks, according to a K AE T-TV , Channel 8,
poll released Tuesday .
Results indicated Goddard’s lead fell four
points to 40 percent, while 30 percent of
voters polled supported Symington. About
26 percent of Arizona voters are still
undecided as to which candidate they will
choose.
The poll was conducted by ASU’s Walter
C ro n k ite School o f J ou rn a lism and
Telecommunications through 600 phone
calls to registered Arizona voters on
Sunday, Oct. 21.

Proposition
problems:
A survey reveals that
Valley voters are
uninformed about
election issues
despite extensive
promotions.

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M ax Hawkins, a write-in independent
gubernatorial candidate and close friend of
fo rm e r G ov. E v a n M ech am , grossed
4 percent voter support. In a close vote,
experts said Hawkins’ 4 percent could force
the race into a runoff.
Two. weeks ago, Goddard led the race over
Symington with the backing o f 44 percent of
registered voters polled. Symington grossed
28 percent, which was only 1 percent higher
than the 27 percent total o f undecided
Arizona voters.
“ I think the race is going to continue the
way it’s been going (keeping prim arily
between Goddard and Sym ington),” said
P am Stevenson, press secretary for Terry
Goddard’s campaign. “ We are very pleased
with the results of the poll. We are still
maintaining a 10 percent lead.”

Workers at Symington’s headquarters
w ere too involved with President Bush’s
cancellation of his visit to endorse the
Republican candidate to comment. Bush
sent Jack Kemp, secretary of Housing and
Urban Development, to speak in his {dace,
ASU experts said the tightening o f the
gubernatorial race appears to be a trend
toward a decline of support among Goddard
Democrats.
“ Overall, it appears that men are firm ing
up their support for Symington based on
what they perceive as his strengths as a
businessman and his position against
taxes,” Said Bruce M errill, director of the
ASU’s media research program and creator
of the K A E T poll. “ Goddard, on the other
hand, appeals to people concerned about
s o c ia l is s u e s , p a r t ic u la r ly w o m e n

c o n c e r n e d a b o u t t h e ir c h i l d r e n ’ s
education.”
Presently, in Arizona 38 percent of men
polled tend to support Symington, whereas
48 p ercen t o f wom en v o te rs support
Goddard.
The poll also indicated that Arizona voters
favor Proposition 302, which would establish
a paid Martin Luther King Jr. holiday and
also keep Columbus Day intact as a paid
holiday.
In other Arizona races, Republican Grant
Woods grossed 32 percent support in the
race for attorney general. The D em ocrat
candidate, Georgia Staton, drew 19 percent.
D e m o c r a t C. D ia n e B is h o p d r e w
36 percent voter support to Rebublican Bob
M iller’s 32 percent in their campaigns for
superintendent o f public instruction.

Funny talk:

Going to war:

T o d a y’» weather. Sonny and clear, w ith a

Comedian Garry

ASU prepares to

high In the m id 90t. Tonight, C lear w ith a

Shandling, w h o will :
appear at the Improv
in Tempe next week,

meet the Trojans on
Saturday at Sun
Devil Stadium.

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State Pue«»

Friday, October 86,1990

Voters not inform ed on issues, study shows
By JENNIFER FRANKLIN
State Press
Billboards, television commercials and
radio spots promoting the Nov. 6 ballot
propositions are enticing voters but not
informing them, a Valley research center
reported.
Only one in 10 voters stated they were well
in fo r m e d on in su ra n ce reg u la tio n s,
environmental protection, school funding
and the right to sue, said Earl de Berge,
re s e a rc h d ir e c to r fo r the B eh a vio r
Research Center.
de Berge said that even with the highly
publicized Martin I^uther King Jr. holiday
issue, barely: 50 percent of the people
questioned said they w ere well informed on
die topic.
Proposition 301 would replace a paid
Columbus Day with A paid King Day, while
Proposition 302 would create two paid
holidays. I f both ballot items fail, Columbus
D ay will remain in place, while a paid King
D ay will not be established.
‘ ‘The problem is that the propositions are
very confusing,” de Berge said. “ It is
difficult to sort it all out.”

Bruce M errill, director of ASU’s media
research program at the W alter Cronkite
Sch ool of J o u r n a lis m
and
Telecommunications, agreed.
“ The problem is the publicity pamphlet —
220 pages long,” he said. “ How does anyone
expect the average guy to Understand it all?
“ It’s true that most people go to the polls
uninformed.”
According to the pamphlet descriptions:
•Proposition 103 would create the Arizona
C lassroom Im p rovem en t P ro g ra m to
upgrade the quality of education in state
schools.
•Proposition 104 would enact a Victim ’s Bill
of Rights to ensure that they are treated
fairly.
•Proposition 105 would enact a voluntary
auto insurance system limiting the recovery
o f damages, while Proposition 203 would
provide a choice between modified “ no­
fault” auto insurance and traditional
coverage.
•Proposition 201 would create an Insurance
Consumer Office and prescribe a 20 percent
auto insurance rate reduction.
•Proposition 202 would create a waste

reduction, recyling and management plan
de Berge said the understanding o f the
propositions could be especially low on
college campuses because younger voters,
lower income groups and voters who have
not yet obtained a college diploma tend to
know less about the issues.
“ Even with the King holiday, the younger
voters will usually know less than the older
voters, for the reason that they didn’t live
through the civil rights movement,” he said.
M errill said that young people are less
likely to vote because they do not see the
political system as something that affects
their lives greatly.
“ It’s not until they get married, get a
mortgage, have kids and start paying school
taxes that they begin to think about it
affecting them,” he said.
The su rvey found that m ore than
50 percent of voters said they know little or
nothing about the propositions dealing with
insurance rates and the right to sue in cases
o f injury.
deBerge said the “ am azing” thing about
it is that most voters have already decided
how they will vote.

M errill attributed this to the power of
political advertising.
“ In today’s society, w e create our own
reality with the advertising,” he said.
The study was conducted as part of the
Behavior Research Center’s independent
and non-partisan Rocky Mountain Poll
series based on 435 telephone interviews
with adult heads of households throughout
Arizona during October.
The poll has at plus or minus 4.7 percent
margin o f error.
Rob Miller, Arizona Students Association
state relations director, said he has been
working on the “ Students A re Voting
Everywhere in 1990” campaign to register
students and promote voter education.
“ There’s absolutely no w ay a voter can
know too much,” he said, adding that he
thinks college students should not be
stereotyped as non-interested, non-voting
people.
While the committee registered 4,300
people on campus over the last few months,
M iller said its goal is also to inform voters.
“ W e ’ ll g iv e th em a c c e s s to th e
information they need, but w e won’t tell
them to vote one way or another,” he said.

Today
Meetings

•Campus Crusade for Christ will meet at 7:30 p.m. in LS

•Alcoholics Anonymous will have an open meeting at

191:

noon at the Newman Center on College Avenue and
University Drive.
•Disabled Student Organization will meet at 11:45 a.m. in
Disabled Student Resources in Matthews Center.
•AIESEC will meet at 4 p.m. in the MU Mohave Room.
•Desert Horticulture Society will meet at 11:30 a m. in AG
101. New members welcome.
•Philosophy Club will meet at 5 p.m. in the MU Yuma
Room.

•D evil’s Juggling Club will meet at 3 p.m. in front of the
Language and Literature Building. New members welcome.
•Italian Club will meet at 2:30 p.m. on Hayden Library’s
lawn.
•Persian Cultural and Humanitarian Association will
meet at 2:35 p.m. on the lawn at Hayden Library.
•Russian Club will meet at 3 p.m. in LL B205 to watch "Hey
Baby Riba.”
•Beta Alpha Phi will meet at 7 p.m. at 1944 S. Saguaro

•Kayak Club will meet at 6:30 p.m. in the aquatics center.

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New members welcome.

•Japan Association/KUSA/ASA/CSSFA will meet at 9

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• American Society of Women Accountants will meet at 7
p.m. at 1944 S. Saguaro Circle.
•Tau Beta Pi will meet at 9 a.m. Saturday in COB 330.
•Indian Student Association will meet at 6 p.m. Saturday
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•International Students Council will meet at 11 a.m.
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Friday, October 26,1990

Coal miners break
fromUeSeSsReiinion

A group of young men who would identify themselves only as “ Earth Citizens” protest
outside the Hyatt Regency in Albuquerque as HUD Secretary Jack Kemp attended a fund
raiser fo r New Mexico gubernatorial hopeful Frank Bond Thursday.

DONETSK, U .S .S .R .(A P) - A group of
workers from the Soviet Union’s richest coal
mines defiantly form ed an independent
union Thursday night, breaking with a
larger miners’ congress and the wishes of
Soviet officials.
The m ore than 130 m iners angrily
denounced the protracted debates that have
occupied the 900 delegates at a congress that
claims to represent 2 million workers.
“ It’s too much to come here for four days
and adopt only one resolution,’ ’ said
Vyacheslav Golikov, leader o f the Kuzbass
Council of W orkers’ Committees, which
called the breakaway meeting.
Organizers o f the form al congress, the
second since a series o f miners’ strikes last
year, said they still hoped to form, an
independent union b efo re concluding
Friday.
The break cam e the Same day that Soviet
Coal Minister Mikhail I. Shchadov warned
restive miners that half the nation’s shafts
could close w ithout state subsidies.
Shchadov made a pitch fo r the workers’
loyalties and urged patience while Moscow
drafts a new plan to im prove their lives.
“ W hen yo u a d o p t y o u r d e c is io n ,
remember that it is crucial for us to be
together, not divided,” Shchadov said.
Shchadov told the disgruntled miners they
should have a w age increase and a degree of
Control over their own mines, but pointedly
reminded them that the state is helping keep
money-losing mines operating.
An independent miners’ union could
become a potent political and economic
force in the Soviet Union with enormous
influence over the country’s energy supply.
The breakaway group — made up of
representatives of mines in western Siberia,
the Kazakh republic, and the Ukraine —
marched to a hall across the street from the
congress for its meeting.
It voted to make their new union a

c o n fe d e r a t io n o f s m a lle r w o r k e r s ’
committees, most o f which w ere formed
during the strikes that threatened to leave
much of the Soviet Union without fuel in
1969.
“ A confederation is for our future!” one
miner shouted, as workers tumbled oyer
each other for a chance to speak at the only
microphone.
A confederation would allow scores of
sm aller unions to maintain their own
in d e p e n d e n c e w it h in an u m b r e lla
organization.
T h e fo r m a tio n o f a b r e a k a w a y
confederation comes one day after the
government-sponsored National Congress
of Trade Unions voted in Moscow to disband
after 70 years and reconstitute itself as a
voluntary association o f unions.
A spokesman fo r the breakaway miners
said they had no interest in belonging to a
reorganized government trade union.
“ The old union called itself new, but it’s
really the same one because its structure is
the sam e,” Said Golikov, who has been
dubbed the Lech Walesa of the Soviet Union
for his effort to create an opposition political
movement of workers.
The Kuzbass miners, among the most
radical at the congress, drew up a draft
platform for the new confederation that set
out a loose structure o f grass-roots
organizations, legislative bodies and an
executive committee. The rich Kuzbass
region has 60 mines, most near the town of
Kuznetsk in western Siberia.
Miners are uncertain about how fa r they
could part from the government in forming
an independent confederation of miners’
unions.
They said they would defer a possible new
s t r i k e p e n d in g r e s o lu tio n o f t h e ir
outstanding complaints by the legislature of
the Russian republic, now in session in
Moscow.

Sudan official denies famine threat, calls it ‘food gap’
K H A R T O U M , Sudan (A P ) — A Cabinet minister
acknowledged Thursday that Sudan is facing a food crisis but
the government rejected claims by relief workers that
millions of its residents are threatened by famine.
A top U. S. relief official, meanwhile, told Congress in
Washington on Thursday that a famine o f “ biblical
proportions’ ’ imperiled as many as 11 million Sudanese.
Sudan’s agriculture minister, Ahmed Ali Genaif, speaking
at a news conference in Khartoum, said there was no famine
but the country was confronted with “ a food gap that should
be handled.”
Seasonal rains were delayed, Genaif said, prompting
Western relief organizations to raise the alarm of a food
crisis, but the rains had started and the situation was “ under

control.”
He acknowledged, however, that while projected figures
showed crops this winter should produce 400,000 tons o f wheat
and 1.8 million tons of sorghum, the country needs m ore than
twice as much wheat and 2.5 million tons of sorghum to feed
its people.
Foreign Minister A li Sahlul m et Thursday with Harold
Norton, the representative o f the Food and Agriculture
Organization in Khartoum, to thank the U . N . agency for a
donation of 25,000 tons of wheat, the official Sudan News
Agency reported.
A ship loaded with 19,000 tons o f wheat was ordered to sail
to Sudan imm ediately to help Sudan cover urgent needs.
In Washington, Andrew Nat$io6, the U. S. administration’s

top relief official, said the Sudanese government is
“ increasingly indifferent if not overtly hostile to the relief
efforts” undertaken by the international community.
Most of tile Sudanese threatened by famine live in southern
Sudan, where a civil w ar between rebels and government
troops has been waged since 1983. The government has
barred food shipments to the south, where the countryside is
largely controlled by the rebels.
A government statement said Thursday that 22 rebels of
the Sudan People’s Liberation A rm y had been killed at Y e i in
the Equatoria region, 825 miles south of Khartoum. It said a
government soldier was also killed in the fighting, but did not
say when the battle took place.

Tax cuts may prove disastrous News Briefs
to public schools, universities
The Associated Press — Tough anti-tax
proposals in half a dozen states and a
radical school-choice scheme on Oregon’s
ballot have turned Election ’90 into a
watershed for public schools and colleges.
E ducators in C alifornia, N ebraska,
Massachusetts, Utah, Oregon and several
other states are warning of school district
bankruptcies, teacher layoffs and campus
closures . if tax revo lt measures are
approved Nov. 6.
“ We would be on the brink of an
ed u ca tio n a l m e ltd o w n ,” said H arold
Raynolds Jr., education commissioner of
Massachusetts. Voters there are about to
decide on the harshest tax revolt measure
anyw here: a proposed $2 billion tax
rollback. I f approved, it would be the
nation’s largest voter-initiated tax cut in
history.
Taxes and government waste, not schools,
a re the usual targets o f voter wrath in most
states. But that’s small comfort to school
officials, who claim they’d suffer m ore than
most if taxing and spending curbs are
approved.

Latest opinion polls suggest the education
forces m ay be beating back anti-tax
m ea su res s e v e r a l s ta te s , in clu d in g
Massachusetts.
But no one is taking victory for granted.
“ It seems like the mood of the public is
sort o f anti-everything,” said Chris Pipho, a
spokesman fo r the Education Commission
of the States.
“ Many voters are so blinded by an anti­
tax mentality that it doesn’t matter what the
tax is for,” said Richard Novak, director of
State education policy and finance for thé
Am erican Association of State Colleges and
Universities in Washington, D. C.
And all eyes of the nation’s education
establishment are on Oregon, where the
most far-reaching “ choice” scheme ever
considered would grant parents a $2,500 tax
credit to send their kids to any school, even
church-related, or to teach them at home.
H ie Bush administration calls “ choice” a
cornerstone o f school reform . The National
Education Association, the nation’s largest
teachers’ union, has been leading the fight
to defeat it.

S h o o tin g

(ABOVE) A rio t policem an stands guard near the body o f a
black man kille d w hen police in the K hayelitsha tow nship,
near Cape Town, South A frica, opened fire on dem onstrators
m arching after an explosion Thursday a t the Town Council
building.
(RIGHT) An old P alestinia n hobbles on crutches past an
Isra eli guard in to th e m osque in the W est B ank tow n of
Hebron fo r the da ily prayers. There was a general strike ,
Thursday, all over the W est Bank and Gaza by the Palestinians
in the run up to tom orrows large gathering in Jerusalem .

D a ily
p ra y e rs

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Stale Press

Friday, October 86,1990

Page 4

M essy m alls
Latest p ro p o sa l challen ges the U.S. C onstitution
Nicole Carroll
Columnist

It started o ff so simple.
Let’s take a lode at the campus malls, ASU President
Lattie Coor told Victor Zafra, vice-president for Business
Affairs, over the summer.
See what can be done to clean them up, he asked. See what
the policy is for campus commercial use. G ive me a report.
But somewhere between Coor’s original m em o ,.Zafra's
creation of a campus appearance committee, and the group’s
first recommendations — the spirit of the original mission
got slammed.
What has em erged instead is a snarling jumble of
bureaucratic entrails that is threatening to squeeze the
essence of student life out o f the university.
F or starters, the committee’s first draft report is
recommending that all fund-raising student organizations
P A Y for the tables and chairs Physical Plant provides to
them currently at no charge, P A Y for clean-up fees when
campus kiosks are used and P A Y a “ campus use fee” to
peddle their wares.

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Let’s get this in perspective: students are being asked to
fork over their earnings for equipment and man-hours that
are already funded by the Physical Plant budget.
And fund-raising organizations should be charged to use
th e ir own cam pus for activities designed to better th e ir own
campus.
Sure it’s logical — if you’re looking at it from a purely
business perspective.
Bleed the peons dry.
I guess once your salary creeps up to the earphone range,
you forget that a m ere $10 can wipe you out when you’re
starting with nothing.
Maybe Zafra and his cohort, Associate V ice President for
Business A ffairs Jennus Burton — the mastermind behind
this report — should be required to w rite 100 times on a
L a n g u a g e and L ite r a tu r e bu ilding black b oard : A
U N IV E R S IT Y IS F O R STUDENTS. A U N IV E R S IT Y IS FO R
STUDENTS. A U N IV E R S IT Y IS FO R STUDENTS».
But money isn’t all they are after. They want to suck a little
more power from the little people, too.
Issue number two on the recommendation suggests that it
is a problem that “ approval of die types of events rests with
Student A ffairs at a low management level.”
Currently, student organization requests, permits and
event scheduling is handled by one advisor and a staff of
student volunteers.
The report suggests that a “ scheduling committee made up
of representatives of each vice presidential area” create a
student organization and event calender that must be

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Meanwhile, recommendation number fiv e states that
events should be “ centrally scheduled and coordinated
through Student Affairs, University Relations and Business
Affairs.”
Either option would be disastrous.
There are approximately 350 registered organizations on
campus. Last year, there w ere 1,364 approved information
distribution activities, 188 approved sales events and 154
approved special events on campus.
Can’t you just picture it?
“ Uh, President Coor, sorry to interrupt this very important
policy meeting that will most likely affect the lives o f every
student on campus, but the K ey Club would like to have a
bake sale. Can you just sign here?
Burton said he supports the scheduling committee scheme
because it would be “ more efficient” than the current oneperson operation.
But any bureaucrat worthy of his or her wing-tips knows
that “ efficient committee” is an oxymoron.
However, what Zafra and Burton lack in intelligence, they
make up for in ambition. They’re not just going after ASU
student rights, they’re tackling the constitution.
Issue number seven simply states: “ Current newspaper
racks are unsightly.”
The recom m endation is to “ d evelop a com m on
(newspaper) rack and discuss with publishers the desire to
make the campus more aesthetically pleasing . .
Not only is this ‘ ‘common rack” idea in direct conflict with
the First and Fourteenth Amendments, which guarantee
newspapers the right to distribute their information free
from governm ent interference, hut it’s been tried,
unsucessfuUy, before at an Arizona university.
The winter 1989 edition of the New spaper Research Journal
cites as a classic case o f “ overbreadth in rack regulation” a
constitutional tangling down at the UofA.
It seems the Arizona Board o f Regents approved a plan a
while back that limited the distribution of free publications to
six places on campus, which w ere designated by the student
union director.
The free publications had to be put in racks that would keep
them in an “ orderly manner” and publishers w ere charged a
fee depending on how many papers they had and how many
boxes they used.
The rule was challenged by the N ew Tim es and struck
down by the Arizona Supreme Court, which cited that the
policy was “ overbroad and unreasonable, going beyond the
permissible limits applicable to rules regulating the time,'
place and manner of the exercise o f F irst Amendment
rights.”
Sounds frightenly sim ilar to our little scenario.
Burton says he knows he can’t regulate newspaper racks.
But it’s still in the report.
He says he understands that student organizations are
struggling.
But you couldn’t tell from his recommendations.
And he says he is just doing this all because “ we should be
concentrating on educating our students.”
But designing an advertising plan for a campus project,
managing a fund-raising business fo r an organziation and
being a part o f a vital student group is an education.
The lessons m ay not be learned in straight rows o f desks,
the problems m ay not be solved out of a book and the answers
m ay not always be right.
But the experience gained is priceless.
Why charge students for that?

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Friday, October 26,1990

Ex-Cub factor
C h icago C u b curse can infect oth er con ten ders
Mike Royko
Tribune Media Syndicate

“ L e t’s make this short and sweet. The baseball season is
over. Nobody’s going to beat the Oakland A ’s, whether we
like it or not.” — Thomas Boswell, Washington P ost.
“ Sure as the sunrise, taxes and death, the Oakland
Athletics will repeat as World Series champs.” — Michael
Collier, Oakland Tribune.
“ It should take the Athletics as many as five games to win
the World Series.” — Allan Malamud, Los A ngeles Tim es.
“ A ’ s in six.” — Joe Goddard, Dave van Dyck, Brian
Hewitt, C hicago Sun Tim es.
“ Gould the Oakland Athletics be the greatest team in
baseball history?” — Ben Bently, moderator, “ Sports
W riters” television show.
Oh, I could go on and on, filling this entire page and the
next w ith the addled predictions of alleged sports experts. All
w e heard before the Series began was how the awesome
Oakland A ’s would maul, maim and mutilate anyone who
dared set foot on the field with them.
As it Was put-by the above-mentioned Thomas Boswell,
considered the leading-intellectual among baseball writers,
which is sort of like being the tallest midget in the circus:
“ The Cincinnati Reds are a good team, but they (w ill) wilt

in the Series. How (can) they look the A ’s in the eye?
Everything the Reds do well, the A ’s do better.”
How silly. The Reds didn’t look the A ’s in the eye. They
looked at the ball and hit it, which is far more effective than
e y e contact.
But is it really the fault o f the nation’s sportswriters and
broadcasters that about 99 percent of them w ere so
embarrassingly wrong?
Yes, it is their fault, the boobs.
Once again they choose to ignore the Ex-Cub Factor. They
scoffed at the scientific finding of Ron Berler, the discoverer
of the amazing factor.
Berler is the Chicago teacher, w riter and baseball nut who
revealed in 1981 that it is impossible for any team with three
or more éx-Cubs on its roster to win the World Series. It’s like
a curse or a powerful virus. Three ex-Cubs can make an
entire team look like . . . w ell, like genuine Cubs.
' Since 1946, 13 teams afflicted with three ex-Cubs had
entered the Series. T w elve of them lost.
Now the A ’s have made it 13 out o f 14.
This should not be any surprise to readers o f this column.
Before the Series began, I quoted Berler as saying:
“ No matter who Oakland plays, they w ill be the
overwhelming favorite to win. Oakland is already being
hailed as the dominant team of this era — a dynasty team.
“ But as good as they are, they w ill lose. And they can
blame their own arrogance.
,
“ They had the arrogance to defy the Ex-Cub factor. Last
year, (when the A ’s won the Series) they had only two exCubs, so they were safe. But they couldn’t leave w ell enough
alone.

“ They went out and got Scott Sanderson, a pitcher they
didn’t need, but who became the fatal third ex-Cub. He w ill be
th eir undoing. Even if he doesn’t play, just by being there, he
Will do i t
“ Tony LaRussa (the A ’s m anager) is also an ex-Cub
himself .A n d I think he is trying to overcome that sad episode
in his life, that curse, by challenging the Ex-Cub factor. And
that’s why the tormented fool went and got Sanderson. He
thinks that if he can overcome the factor, he w ill somehow
erase his own shameful stain. How foolish and how sad.”
That was more than 10 days ago. Now the Series is over,
and Berler, the prophet, says:
“ This was the greatest challenge the Ex-Cub Factor ever
faced. Intuitively, The Factor itself knew it was being
challenged. So what did it do? It humiliated this A ’s team as
no team has been humiliated in baseball history.
“ Who can doubt it anymore?
“ The only thing I was afraid of was that CBS would be so
worried about their ratings and profits that they’d go to
Oakland just before the Series began and demand that (hey
get rid of one of their ex-Cubs.”
Although Cub fans cah take some satisfaction in knowing
that their form er heroes w ere instrumental in the outcome of
the Series, there is a negative side to it.
I f they are to become a good team, the Cubs must get better
players. And one of the ways they hope to do this is by making
some shrewd trades. So their general manager w ill be calling
around to interest other teams in swaps.
But throughout the world of baseball, the question w ill be :
“ Would you buy a used Cub from this man?”

Predictions can sometimes be out-of-the-ballpark
; Joseph Sobran
Universal Press Syndicate

W ASH ING TO N — Everyone is calling the
Cincinnati Reds’ World Series sweep of the
Oakland A ’s “’astonishing.” Everyone but
me, that is.
No, I wasn’t Smart enough to predict a
Cincinnati victory. I ’m even sm arter than
that: I don’t make predictions.
I no longer follow baseball the way I used
to. Mostly I glance at the box scores to see
how the guys over 40 are doing.

about three-fifths of their games. Winning
s t r e a k s a r e C om m on. S lu m p s a r e
commoner.
In baseball, nobody calls it an “ upset”
when the last-place team beats the firstplace team. I f you really had to predict, yes,
the more sensible prediction would have
been an Oakland victory. But if you didn’t
have to, the sensible thing was not to. Four
to seven games isn’t a reliable sampling of
team ’s quality, especially for purposes of
measuring distinctions between two teams
of roughly equal talent. And the Reds
weren’t bums.

predictions. Nobody’s keeping score. What
counts in predictions is always the future,
never the past, not even the past of the
futurologist.
I can go to Denver, and people w ill come
up to me and ask if w e’re going to have a
recession. They think I must know. After all,
I live in Washington, I talk to politicians and
diplomats, I have the inside track. I f only I
had the nerve to look them in the eye and
say with a straight face: “ Probably.” It
would spare me the facial expressions o f
baffled disappointment when I shrug, “ I
don’t know.”

People love predictions. They relieve the
pressure of uncertainty. They give the
hungry imagination, if not the reason,
something to gnaw on. Now and then I find
m yself reading m y horoscope, not because I
believe it, but because — I don’t know how
else to put it — I want to be able to E X P E C T
something.

The pundits who predict most a re the ones
I trust least. This is one reason I dread War
in the Persian Gulf. I ’v e heard too many
quick-victory Scenarios.

M y inability to take predictions seriously
is, am on g oth er things, fin a n c ia lly
crippling. I ’ve noticed that if you live in
Washington, you can go around the country
making predictions, and everyone will
believe you. It doesn’t m atter if you’ve been
wrong 90 percent of the time in previous

True, in the gulf the United States is the
Oakland A ’s. W e have great m aterial
advantages, and on paper we should win
easily. But w ar always means die release of
unpredictable forces. Those forces usually
Continue to operate even after the fighting
stops. The Allies won a complete and
overwhelming victory in World W ar II, but
the postwar world was something they
never foresaw and (exept for our valiant
Soviet allies) wouldn’t have wanted.

Commends State Press

Bicycle booster

Prefers friends to rats

Editor:
I commend the State Press to r running a
cartoon ( 10{19) ridiculing Americans who
have tran sferred b igotry from other
minorities toward Arabs. Incidents of
hatred and harassment of Arabs and Arab
Am ericans in this country since the
beginning o f the Gulf crisis are appalling
and must be condemned.
I am a critic of Iraqi agression, Syrian
repression and Arab intolerance of Israel. I
b e lie v e that Palestinian rejectionism ,
v io le n c e , and t e r r o r is m a r e tr a g ic
impediments to peace and ultimately
undermine the best interests of Palestinian
Arabs. I believe the United States must
stand firm against Iraqi agression and
restore Kuwait. But none of these views,
which I share with millions of Americans,
should allow any of us to be hateful, to
harass, or to stereotype individual Arabs or
A ra b A m erica n s. B ig o try cannot be
countenanced under the guise of patriotism
or prudent foreign policy.
Rabbi Barton G. Lee
Hillel Jewish Student Center

Editor:
An open letter to ASU bicyclists:
Cyclists unite! In Thursday’s addition of
the State Press, on page one, Matthew Betz
o f the U n iv e rs ity T r a v e l R eduction
Committee said his new plan should focus on
increasing biking incentives. Mr. Betz, the
Orange M all Closure Committee is planning
to eliminate all bicycle traffic down Orange
M all — the center of campus! This is not an
incentive for m e to keep riding my bike to
school if I will have to walk m y bike through
campus once I get here. I just may start
driving again. ASU needs better bike paths,
and thè time to plan them is NOW. Please
listen to the students, who ride their bikes
and who are concerned. Concerned bicylists
(and pedestrians who would like to see more
bike paths) please take the time to write
Mr. Betz and tell him how you feel. Perhaps
a student representative o f bicyclists on
your committee would help you not to
overlook the students again.
ASU, please let yourselves be heard!
Michele Petrulis
Senator, College of Fine Arts

Editor:

I did notice, though, that Oakland had an
impressive season this year, but also that it
was shut out quite a few times for a team
with so much power and the best lead-off
hitter ever.
That’s baseball. It’s not a game where
your strengths always show up quickly and
consistently. The best hitters a re the best
over a long stretch; two-thirds of the time
they fail to hit safely. The best teams win
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Once again w e are hearing cries for war
with very little thought of what the postwar
world might actually be like. The prevailing
assumption is that things w ill simply be
better than they are now, no matter what
the actual cost of the the w ar in lives,
disruption, expenditures and lastin g
hostilities.
The future is foreseeable only in a very
general, and largely negative, way. You can
rule out certain outcomes as impossible.
The ultimate failure o f communism was
predictable because you can’t indefinately
sustain an economic system in which action
(production) is severed from consequence
(rew ard). You can even make a reasonable
prediction that Oakland won’t finish last
next year. But you can’t predict the score of
a given game. Everything depends on the
particulars of a fast-moving sphere thrown,
nicked by a bat, bouncing in the general
direction o f a shortstop.
In an almost meaningless broad sense, we
can predict that w e’ll “ win” a war with
Iraq, in the sense that w e’ll hurt them worse
than they’ll hurt us. But that says little
about the ultimate price. I f I had to predict,
I ’d say w e’re headed fo r victory — o f the
Pyrrhic variety .

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With regards to the letter concerning
animal rights, I (to some extent) believe in
animal rights. I do not feel that an animal
should be treated inhumanely for our
vanity’s sake as is sometimes the case.
However, I would like to ask if any of
these people who feel so much compassion
for all living things have ever known anyone
with a serious medical problem. If they
have, chances a re they have known
someone who greatly benefited from animal:
experimentation.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see how the
lives o f m ice and rats equal the life of a best
friend or loved one. I guess in the grand
scheme of things, a human life m ay not be
w orth the death o f an anim al, but
personally, I would prefer to have ftiy
friends. Then again, I ’m “ too stupid to
know.”
Kevin Donofrio
Sophomore, Journalism

Academics not athletics
Editor:
Lattie Coor has done a laudable job at
addressing academics since his installation
as president of ASU. He talks a good gam e ;
anyone who has attended a graduation or a
speech of his knows this.
Now; he has to put those words into action
by not endorsing IC A’s plan of putting
athletes ahead o f academics. That’s what
the real question is here. ASU has always
had a ‘dark’ reputation in the academic
world fo r promoting athletes in favor of
academics.
Yes, both are important to a university
but, w hen put in p e r s p e c tiv e ,- any
university’s prim ary goal is education.
Athletics are a sideline to the classroom or
laboratory.
B y allowing Student athletes to bypass
regular students in the registration process,
w e in vite corosion o f the academ ic
standards Lattie Coor speaks so highly of.
EricScudder
Graduate Student, Physical Geography

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Friday, October 26,1990

Police Report
ASU police reported the following incidents Thursday:
•Several items w ere rem oved from an ASU student’s vehicle
while it was parked in Lot 59. The car was locked and the
alarm set, but the passenger window Was unrolled.
Estimated loss is $1,585.
•A Nikon camera, valued at $500, was stolen from a locker in
Armstrong Hall.
•A wallet was stolen from an office in the Engineering
Research Center. Estimated loss is $28.

•A white, Spalding mountain bicycle valued at $200 was
stolen in front of Sonora Residence Hall.
•A man and a woman not affiliated with the University were
contacted by police at thé ASU Research Park, where they
were involved in questionable activity. They left the area
after being warned about trespassing.
Tempe police reported the following incidents Thursday:
•A 19-year-old ASU student was arrested after allegedly drag
racing on the highway. In his possession, police allegedly

found a fictitious N ew Jersey d river’s license that stated the
student was 22 years old. Police also charged him with
driving under the influence of alcohol.

will investigate the possibility of having some employees
remain home during the week. The proposal, if enacted,
would affect a small number of faculty and staff who Work
prim arily with computers.
Verhines, who sits on the T ravel Reduction Committee,
said she supports the current draft, but added that she is
concerned about possible short-staffing the plan could
create.
“ I hope that would definitely be addressed,” she said.
“ Adequate staffing and University access is always a
concern.”
■ ‘ - VASU President Lattie Coor, who w ill not see the report
before it is finalized, said the University would seek ways to

reduce environmental damage caused by commuter traffic
even if the A ir Quality B ill did not mandate it.
“ We should be a leader in doing what w e can do to create a
better environment,” he said. “ That has always been my
philosophy.”

•A 18-year-old ASU student was arrested for theft and
forgery at 707 S. College Ave. after investigation revealed he
allegedly stole a check from a friend and tried to cash it by
forging the victim ’s name on the check.
C om piled by State Press re p o rte r Teena Chadwell.

Travel
Continued from page I .

have to reduce 865 single occupancy commuter trips per day
to campus by University faculty and staff. Necessary student
travel reductions w ill not be determined until later this year.
Betz said if 25 percent of faculty and staff w ere put on the
program^ University single-occupancy vehicle traffic could
be reduced by 5 percent.
Cherie Verhines, vice president of academic affairs for
Associated Students o f ASU, said the U niversity’ s
Department of Public Safety and Physical Plant have begun
to conduct similar experiments with what, so far, have been
excellent results.
In a sim ilar pilot study, the Travel Reduction Committee

In addition to the four-day Work week study, the current
draft proposes the creation of a permanent T ravel Reduction
administrator, as well as increasing carpooling and busing
incentives.
The proposal’s current draft is being evaluated by county
officials, and if approved, will then be submitted to the ASU
administration.

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M iller said that while he still supports the
ASA recommended hikes, tuition likely Will
not be set below the COP recommendation.
“ We’ve reached the absolute bottom,” he
said.
But unfortunately, M iller added, it could
go higher.
“ They very w ell m ay go up — and that
worries m e,” he said. “ Our job now is to
make sure they don’t go up any further.”
A t the last Resources Committee meeting
Oct. 18, Regent President Esther Capin said
she would not support any recommendation
below the COP numbers. She said the COP
recommendation — because it is low to
moderate — m ay lead to a big increase next
year because o f the cyclic nature of tuition­
setting.
M iller said some regents are concerned
the COP tuition recommendation m ay not
raise enough money for the University
system. Regents believe that if there are not

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Hurwitz said to raise funding for unmet
need, tuition would have to be boosted.
“ It’s kind o f a Catch-22,” he said. “ And
I ’m not inclined at the moment to think that
we ought to increase tuition m ore in order to
eom e up with more set asides. And I don't
think the students do, either.
“ I need somebody to walk m e through and
explain to m e what the alternatives are. I
have an open mind on it, but those are my
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cut and dry.
He said he was sympathetic to the
students’ claims, but added that the lower
tuition would help to m itigate the rising
unmet need..
H ow ever, H u rw itz said, the m ajor
problem is how to fund the $1.6 million
students are requesting.
“ Where do you get the money for unmet
need? You get it from tuition,” he said.

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w ith the C O P
recommendation. He added that the figures
w ere arrived at after a great deal of tough
negotiations between university presidents,
students and the regent’s central staff.
However, he said he has not yet developed
an opinion on financial aid, adding that the
problem o f unmet need was a dilemma.
“ I think disadvantaged groups are going
to Suffer the most,” Chapa said.
“ I ’m thinking that w e’v e got to do m ore —
the question is how much m ore,” he said.
“ I ’m not convinced that we should fund
100 percent, but we should be moving
toward that direction.”
Chapa added that he would be listening
very closely to the different financial aid
plans to be proposed on Monday:
Regent Andy Hurwitz also said he concurs
with the COP’s tuition package.
“ In the absence o f being convinced
otherwise, that’s a reasonable approach,”
he said.

enough collections to turn over to the state,
and the state decides not to fund them, then
the universities could suffer, he added.
Ortega said the arguments claiming the
recommendation w ill not raise enough
dollars w ere unfounded.
“ That’s ridiculous,” he said. “ The COP
recommendation — even under that — will
m e e t lo c a l fund re q u ire m e n ts . I t ’ s
rid ic u lo u s to r a is e i t a b o v e th ose
recommendations.
“ We need to figure out our priorités. Are
w e committed to the Legislature, or are we
committed to students? I tend to think the
latter.”
M e a n w h ile , R e s o u r c e s C o m m itte e
members said that while they are keeping
an open mind, they are content with the
COP’s tuition numbers.
They are less certain, however, with
financial aid.
Regent A rt Chapa Said that while he
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Friday, Octctocr 86,1990

. G arry Shandling, while sitting in his manager’s L. A: of­
fice and flipping through Rolling Stone, pondered the mean­
ing o f his life.
“ I ’m still waiting to see what I want to be when I grow
up,” he said.
Chewing noisily while on the phone, he confessed that he
eats a lot.
“ I ’m a big, fat guy,’ ’ he joked. “ I ’m going to end up like
E lvis in a couple of years — big and fat and wearing a
cape.
“ Last summer, I saw E lvis and Jimmy Hoffa in a
grocery store outside of Detroit,” he claimed when answer­
ing that all-important question, ‘Is Elvis really dead?’
Shandling, after spending four years writing and starring
in “ It’s Garry Shandling's Show” for the Fox network, is
now taking his stand-up comedy act on the road to perfect
it for an upcoming HBO special. He will appear at the Improv in Tem pe next week.
He considers himself an “ Arizonian” even though he was
born in Chicago. He grew up in Tucson, moving to L. A.
after he graduated from UofA in 1972.
Shandling saw his first stand-up comedian, George
Carlin, in Phoenix when he was younger.
During the 60’s, Shandling said he was politically active,
but now he’s “ a sort of middle-of-the-road guy. I ’ve never
burned a flag, but then I ’ve never put one out either.”
During the interview, Shandling answered the phones as
“ It’s a new joke,” he explained. “ I just thought of it.”
they rang in the office, apparently doubling a * a secretary
F or his new act, he said he has written m aterial about
for his manager.
who he is now, such as personal stories about what he has
“ Hold on a second,” he said. “ I have to get this call.”
been doing the past couple of years, his current relation­
When he returned, he tried out a new line.
ship and his indecision about his life.
“ M y mattress is rated NC-17,” he said dryly.
Shandling is known for his dry sense of humor, such as in
No response.
a parody he did on the m ovie “ The Natural.” In the movie,
“ That means no one under 17 is allowed, right?” he
Robert Redford is an aging baseball player making a com­
asked.
eback. In the spoof, Shandling is an aging ping-pong player

Garry Shandling strikes a
deceptively average pose.

attempting a comeback.
“ I liked that one,” he said.
“ I have not reached m y potential as a stand-up comedian
yet,” he said. “ M y old act bores me. I haven’t done it in
seven or eight years.”
Shandling w ill go home to Tucson for a few days after he
leaves the Improv. Then, he is on to Chicago fo r four days
o f stand-up comedy.
Turn to G arry, page 12.

Terror looms in that big tent
Freddy and the Fly will
scare the tar outta you

Kirk W eisenburger fixes the praps for one of the rooms in “ Haunted Happening
designsd by rssl Uve Hollywood guys on ths com er of Mill and University.

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The doors to “ Haunted Happening”
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it through the first room in the
10,000-square-foot haunted haven.
“ Haunted Happening” located on the
corner o f M ill Avenue and University drive
is scary. In fact, it is more than scary. It
gives one the feeling o f being thrown into
the middle of a Hollywood produced horror
movie. Being in a bedroom with that in­
famous character Freddie K ruger or in a
secluded area with a chainsaw-wielding
deranged lunatic, or alone in a ja il house
with a crazed killer toting a crowbar is
enough to put anyone’s heart in his mouth.
And the folks who designed “ Haunted Hap­
pening” were all aware of this fact when
designing the terrorific house.
Bert Hayenga, owner of “ Haunted Hap­
pening” , hired a company of professional
Hollywood film set designers to lay out the
haunted house, and the Los Angeles-based
company did an A plus job of bringing win­
ning horror tactics from the silver screen
to Old Town Tempe.
Those whose stomachs turned as they
waited in line outside the massive tent
while a gigantic Frankenstein head spewed
smoke out of it’s nostrils would probably
score a 9 or 10 if auditioning fo r a part as a
screaming victim in an upcoming horror
m ovie once inside. And those who stood
brave and boasted the fact that “ nothing
could scare them” even demonstrated a

few gasps, jumps across the room and
grabbings for the nearest sane individual
while touring the spooky dwellings of craz­
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giant flies and razor-fingered beings.
The fact that “ Haunted Happening” was
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by the extravagance put into designing the
16 rooms. From the moment of being
greeted by a never-smiling Creepy witch to
escaping into the cool safety of the Tempe
city streets through a nearly pitch black
m aze not knowing who or what lurks in the
darkness, one is em erged in room after
mega-gory room o f sheer terror. The
digital computer sound system and ex­
travagant special effects add to the
experience.
The rooms in “ Haunted Happening”
depict graveyards, fatal car crashes,
operating rooms, haunted gardens (where
some lucky souls even get to w ater the
flowers heh, heh, heh), the backyard of a
chainsaw-happy fam ily, the bedroom of a
g irl who has just awoken from a terrible
dream in which a man with an awful look­
ing burned face and horizontally striped
shirt tried to kill her, and much, much
more.
Many of the rooms in “ Haunted Happen­
ing” take after well-known horror movies,
adding to the fright. As soon as one enters
the bedroom cubicle in which a frantic
young girl jumps out of bed to tell about
her “ Nightm are on M ill Avenue,” he or
she can’t help but eye the nearby glass
doors through which it is obvious Freddie
K ruger is about to show his ugly face. And
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“ When I feel like working on the act, I g o out.”
The never-married comedian was surprised when UofA
named him a distinguished alumnus.
“ That’s shocking to me, because I still have nightmares
that I don’t have enough credits to graduate,” he said.
“ I think the fact that I was named distinguished alumnus
proves to me that they’re still grading on a curve.”
Shandling said his favorite comedian is Woody Allen, but
he can relate to the controversial m aterial comedian An­
drew “ Dice” Clay uses in his act.
“ I don’t think (C lay’s m aterial) has that much substance
to it,” he said. “ I like dirty stuff. I like Sam Kennison a
lot.”
Pondering his occasional lack of maturity, “ There’s still
that huge kid part in m e that wants to not grow up,” he
. s a i d . ...
Shandling w ill perform at the Improv, 930 E . University,
from Oct. 29 to Nov. 1. Showtime is 8:30 every night and on
Nov. 1 he will also appear at 10:30. p.m.

he does. But it doesn’t soothe the soul to
know that the character is fictitious.
Because for those few moments one feels
that Kruger is really there; razor-fingers,
burned face and all.
The room designed after the m ovie “ The
F ly ” is one of the most intriguing. The
pods, in which a mad scientist is trying to
transpose some living, breathing man
across the room, are convincing replicas of
those used in the movie, And of course it is
not hard to imagine what happens when
the “ pod-experience” fails. To put it simp­
ly, be prepared to run for your life, unless
you find gigantic houseflies appealing.
It is definitely the actors and actresses,
who according to Hayenga are mainly ASU
and high school drama students, who give
“ Haunted Happening” the gumption to be
a successful horror house. The actors are
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Falling Devils host Trojans
By PAUL CORO
State Press
The ASU football team is like W ile E. Coydte chasing the
Road Runner.
The Sun Devils are in search of a win that has eluded them
for over a month. In the same position as the Coyote when the
Road Runner lures him into running over the cliff, ASU
might not want to look down at what is ahead of them.
I f they do, they w ill see Saturday’s game with 2lst-ranked
USC and a potential loss that would give them their longest
drought since before Sun Devil coach Larry M arm ie was
born.
I f the ASU players are in need of more inspiration, they can
look to the 50-0 bashing they took in their last meeting two
years ago. Or consider that the 12:30 p.m. game at Sun Devil
Stadium w ill be nationally televised on ABC or that Trojan
coach L a rry Smith waited until this gam e to suspend
quarterback Todd Marinovich for cutting class.
"Y o u look for anything you believe in,” M arm ie said. “ I
don’t think you make up things, lie to the kids or anything of
that nature. You look for anything that is the truth to find a
w ay to win.”
•ASU (2-4 overall, 0-3 Pac-10) is currently o ff to its worst
Pac-10 start ever. Since being ranked 21st in the nation, a
four-game skid has sent the team reeling to the P ac cellar
and increased speculation that M arm ie’s job is on the line for
the remainder of the season.
yS C would be a huge victory for the team ’s confidence and
M arm ie’s security. With last week’s 35-26 loss to U ofA and
Marinovich’s suspension, the Trojans seem vulnerable. '
“ I think the focus now is to plain and simple survive,"
Smith said. “ It’s gam e to game. You forget about the
conference race. You just try to regroup.”
Smith’s largest Void to fill is the one left by Marinovich,
who Smith said Wednesday would not have played Saturday
anyway because of an ear infection. Shane Foley, a senior

with just 23 career attempts, w ill start.
F oley is expected to do what USC has, and would have been
doing anyway against ASU — hand off the ball. With Foley,
M arm ie said he expects the Trojans to run the option more.
The bulk of the rushing w ill fall in the lap o f the Trojan
backfield of fullback Scott Lockwood, who is healthy after
suffering a concussion Saturday, and tailback Mazio
Royster, who has replaced the injured Ricky Ervins with
better stats,
“ They have been relying more on the running gam e the
past two weeks,” M arm ie said. “ I don’t think. . . they areas
free-wheeling as they w ere last year.
“ It doesn’t look like (R oyster) has missed too many beats
for them.”
With last week’s strong defensive performance, the Sun
Devils have a renewed faith with the increased pressure and
penetration. On the other side of the ball, another morale
booster cam e this week with the return of quarterback Paul
Justin, who had missed 3% games because of a dislocated left
shoulder and gastrointestinal problems to boot.
“ I think being away for a few weeks would have an effect
on his performance,” M arm ie said. “ Some guys come back
after not playing for awhile and play lights out.”
While Justin returns, the prognosis fo r strong safety Floyd
Fields (ankle bruise) and inside linebacker Terence Johnson
(knee strain) remains doubtful. However, Justin could be
reunited with split end E ric Guliford (ankle sprain), who
M arm ie said has a 50-50 chance to play Saturday. ~
“ Offensively, w e’re going to have to get the ball in the
hands of the people that make plays for us,” M arm ie said.
That means more Carries for tailback Leonard Russell and
fullback Kelvin Fisher, who have combined for 773 yards this
season, But with Justin in the lineup, Smith said Justin’s
presence throws a new wrinkle in the ASU offense.
“ They are going to probably try to m ix it up with a lot more
formations,” said the form er U ofA coach, who boasts a 6-2

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mark with six straight wins against theSun Devils. “ It really
giyes you a lot of problems in preparing for an attack.
“ Th ey’ve got a blend of excellent size on offense and speed
in their running game. They are capable o f moving the ball
on anybody and scoring a lot of points.”
Another new look to the offense w ill be freshman Toby
Mills at starting center. Mills becomes the fifth ASU frosh to
start this season. Juniors Jim Watson and Tim Kirby w ill still
Start at guards with junior Bob Robertson backing them.

Gross country looks for
top sh ow in g at Pac-10s

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ASU cross country’s Trish Huffmaster, a junior, runs in last Friday's ASU Invitational at Karsten
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By DAN ZEIGER
State Press
Although both of the ASU cross country
teams have definitely gotten better from a
year ago, one wojild have to adm it that there
was plenty of room for improvement.
You see, at the 1989 Pac-10 Championship,
thé ASU wom en’s team placed seventh in a
race o f eight teams and the Sun D evil men
finished at the bottom o f a nine-team field.
But ASU distance coach Ken Lehman said
an ascent in the Sun D evil fortunes at this
year’s conference final, Saturday at the
Stanford University G olf Course in Palo
Alto, Calif., still would not come as a
surprise.
“ I would be extrem ely shocked if w e don’t
im prove from last year,” Lehman said.
“ Y ou ’v e got Oregon, Washington and
Arizona all ranked in the top 20, but there’re
oilier teams that w e’ve beaten this year
already. So if w e run well, I think w e can
baet a few more as w ell.”
A t the ASU Invitational on Oct. 12, the Sun
D e v i l s t u r n e d in an i m p r e s s i v e
performance, but not at the same level as
the team ’s previous two meets. Kendall
Fink’s fifth-place effort paced the ASU
men’s team to a third-place finish and the
Sun D evil women placed fourth behind a
No. 3 finish by Trish Huffmaster.

“ I thought w e ran pretty competitively in
the first two races w e ran,” Lehman said
“ But I don’t think overall w e ran as
com petitively at our home Invitational. We
had some good individual performances,
but not as a team. I think they realize this.”
The Sun Devils w ill have to defeat their
toughest competition of the year to em erge
as conference champions. The m en’s team
faces its stiffest opposition in No. 5 UofA,
No. 6 Oregon and No. 12 Washington, while
the women’s team w ill have to contend with
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Washington State,
“ It ’s tough because all the teams there
are intense,” Lehman said. “ You can cut
the air with a knife and you can g e t caught
up in all the tension going around. One of the
things w e want to do is talk to the team so
they won’t have to go to the meet tense.” ,
Graduate assistant coach J e ff Smith
added that the Stanford course is probably
the toughest ASU w ill run on this year. The
Sun D evils h ave p racticed at South
Mountain in preparation for the route,
which is relatively flat at the start and
finish, but contains a hilly terrain.
“ W e’Ve picked up the tempo in our
workouts,” Lehman said. “ Naturally, w e’re
trying to go faster. I think most of the
■Turn to Cross country, page 16.

Volleyball heads to Bay with new attitude, NCAA bid on line
By GREG ZELE
State Press
Coach Patti Snyder said the ASU volleyball team has a new
attitude as it travels to the San Fransisco Bay area this
weekend to take on Stanford and California.
“ I think life became too serious (after all the injuries),”
Snyder said, “ Things can’t get any worse.”
Snyder said the team is more relaxed following some soulsearching this week and the players have a healthy attitude.
The Sun Devils (13-11 overall, 4-7 Pac-10) can still entertain
slim hopes for a N C AA tournament berth. To do that, Snyder
said ASU must at least split this weekend against the fifthranked Cardinal (14-3,9-2) and unranked Golden Bears (6-12,
2-9)..
The Sun Devils, who can surpass their win total from last
season with just one victory, lost to Stanford, 3-1, at home
while beating Cal, 3-0, when they played the Bay schools hère
in September.
“ Tough serving will be the key in the Stanford match,”
Snyder said.
H ie Cardinal attack, powered by sophomore hitter Bev
Oden, has been awesome this year wjth a conference-leading
.274 hitting percentage.

Both Stanford coach Don Shaw and Snyder agree that Oden
w ill be a potent force in Frid ay’s match. Oden leads the
Pac-10 in kills, averaging 4.87 per game.
On defense, Oden’s name comes up again as she paces the
Cardinal in blocks per gam e with a 1.45 average. Junior
hitter Kristen Klein is Stanford’s top digger with a 3.73
average.
Much of ASU’s match plan w ill be geared toward stopping
Oden.
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“ We want to run our offense away from B ev Oden when
she’s in the front row,” Snyder said. “ On defense, we have to
mobilize our blocks against them.”
Snyder said ASU has been going over the tapes o f the last
tim e it played the Cardinal and she remains optimistic about
the Sun D evils’ chances.
“ I have a feeling that they’re really going to overlook us
bigtim e,” Snyder said.
However, Shaw said intensity w ill not be a problem.
i“ We haven’t really been overlooking anybody,” Shaw said.
“ W e’ve been taking it one match at a tim e.”
ASU should have an easier time Saturday against the
struggling Golden Bears. The Sun Devils are 7-5 in their last

12 meetings with Cal.Cal is in the midst of a four-game skid and have dropped 11
of the last 13.
“ W e need to set the pace on them
early to keep their offense off-balance,”
Snyder said.
The Bears are led by senior outside
hitter Lisa A cre who paces Cal in kills
(3.82) and digs (3.33). Senior middle
blocker Morgan Cecil ranks second on
the team with 3.14 kills and 2.89 digs
per game.
Snyder said the Bears are a weak,
passing team and their ball control
skills are generally lacking.
Penney
On the other hand, the Sun Devils ball­
handling skills have been solid. Outside hitters junior Mindy
Gowell (4.65) and senior K elly Plaisted (4.16) continue to
rank one and two in the Pac-10 in digs.
In the block category, senior Tina B erg still owns the top
spot in the Pac-10 with a 1.9 per gam e average. Junior outside
hitter Debbie Penney also makes the blocks list, averaging
1.22 per game.

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Devils swim teams open season against rival UofA
By DARREN URBAN
State Press
ASU swimming coaches Ron Johnson and
Tim Hill agree that the ASU-UofA rivalry
burns just as brightly in thè water as in any
other sport.
“ Anytime you compete with UofA in
anything it increases the com petitive
juices,’ ’ said Johnson, who coaches the
men’s squad, “ We enjoy the tradition . .
it’s not bitter.”
“ I think the athletes take it pretty
seriously,’ ’ said Hill, the women’s coach.
The Sun Devils open the 1990-91 season
today when they travel to Tucson to take on
the Wildcats. ÀSU beat U ofA convincingly
in both their meets last season, but both
Johnson and Hill look for a competitive
matchup this time.
“ (U o fA ) is a good tea m ," Hill said.
“ They’re going to be better than last year. It
should be interesting to see how our people

respond to our first real challenge.”
“ We expect it to be a real tight m eet.”
Johnson said.
Junior Keith Dennison, a co-captain of the
men’s squad, said although U ofA finished
ahead of ASU in last y e a r’s N CAA
Championship,: the Sun D evils should
prevail.
“ (U ofA ) lost some people and we have
everybody back,” Dennison said. “ W e’ve
been coming together. This team has
trained harder than ever before.” T h e Sun Devils are coming off last
Friday’s Maroon and Gold intrasquad meet,
where Johnson said he saw some pleasant
surprises.
“ (Freshm an) David Holderbach swam
outstanding in the 200-meter backstroke,”
Johnson said. “ He also swam a personal
best in the 100-meter backstroke, which is
impressive considering it was an intrasquad

meet. He has been showing signs of being
world-class.’ ’
Form er Olympian and senior Troy Dalbey
looked im pressive despite some adversity.
“ Dalbey looked good even though he’s had
problems,” Johnson said. “ He had his knee
scoped and has had the stomach flu. H e’s
struggling, but he still looks pretty good.”
Hill also found positive aspects of last
weekend’s meet.
“ It gave me an idea of how people
responded to actual competition,” Hill said.
“ (Junior) Therese Lundin had a good meet.
Her time in the 100 meter butterfly was a
new meet record . . , (and) for (freshman)
Laura DeVore the meet was a confidence
builder. It showed that she is able to
perform well in competition.”
“ It is good to get the season started,”
Lundin Said. “ You finally feel like ydu’re
training for something. ”

Lundin said the various setbacks the Sun
D evil women have encountered, such as
injuries and illnesses, w ill make them
stronger.
“ I think in some ways it will bring out the
best in the rest o f us,” she said. “ And those
injured are doing the best they can to get
back in the w ater.”
The U ofA m eet will consist of races that
are twice as long as normal contests.
“ W e’re swimming double distances,”
Johnson said. “ W e did it last y e a r . . . w e’re
trying to make it a tradition. The emphasis
should be on endurance — which is what it
should be this early in the season — and
speed can com e later.”
“ Our training is geared for those events,”
Hill Said. “ We tell our swimmers just to stay
in it because the early leader generally isn’t
the winner. We can tèli: where (each
swim m er’s) training should be.”

Cross country__
.Contiqued from page 15.'

runners are getting in really good shape right now, probably
as good of shape as we can get them in. Now, it’s a matter of
not mentally Slowing down when things get tough.”
Finding a runner to solidify the fourth and fifth spots on the
men’s team has been one of Lehman’s biggest concerns this
season. The SunD e v ils have been consistent in the top three
-with Fink, Tony Hernandez and Mike Frick, but big intervals
between the third and fourth spots have cost ASU points in
recent meets.
:
“ W e’re much better than we w ere last year at this time,
but w e’re still looking for someone-to step in at the fourth and
fifth spots,” Lehman said, “ A t our Invitational, there was a
big gap between the third runner and our fourth and fifth
ones. We just need to close that gap. ”

Home Court
Advantage.

David Harkin and Troy M cKay will make the trip, but
Lehman said he would not decide the fate of freshman Erin
Scroggins until today. Scroggins has been suffering from a
hip injury and was unable to finish the ASU Invitational.
On the women’s side, Huffmaster has been the team ’s most
consistent performer, finishing in the top 10 in each of ASU’s
three meets this season.
But the Pac-IO finals is one of those meets where
experience comes in handy and the Sun Devils have plenty of
it in senior Jill Sieniki and junior K elly Cordell.
ASU will be Without senior Dawn Arrigoni, who is again
suffering from stress fractures in her feet, so the team w ill
employ only six runners. Sophomores Michele Sosnowski and
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C liff or Janel.
ROOM FOR rent. Fem ale, nonsmbker. All
amenities, separate bath. Washer/dryer,
covered parking. Nice Scottsdale home
Hayden and Camelback area. $275 plus
Vz utilities. Call Greg at 994-1626, leave
message.

TOWNHOMES/
CONDOS FOR SALE

1 BEDROOM in 4 bedroom house, furn­
ished, pool. $200/m onth plus Vs utilities.
M ike, 897-7955.

‘Epsilo

ALWAYS BUYING jewelry of all kinds,
including gold, sterling, gems, pearls,
antiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921 South M ill
Avenue, Tempe Center, 968-6074.

CLEAN 2 bedroom, 1 bath condo. 48th
and McDowell. 5 miles from ASU. $350.
Graduate student preferred: 967-4059. No
pets.

RENTAL SHARING

Efti

FE M A LE N O N S M O K E R , g rad u ate
student. Room and board in exchange for
help with children. Professional couple,
Paradise Valley. 9914)612.

3 BEDROOM, 2 bath, spacious condo. All
amenities. Available November 4. $545
per month. 9404)518.

TW O BEDROOM, two bath condo. 68th
Place/Thpmas- Scottsdale. W asher, dryer,
fireplace. 15 minutes to ASU. Bob Morris,
948-0550

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Sißma

JEWELRY

ROOM IN large house. Near ASU.
W as h e r/d r y e r u t i l i t re s in e lu d e d .
$ 2 2 5 /m o n th . S e rio u s s tu d e n t.
(213)824-1254.

FOR SALE or rent. Luxury Hayden Square
2 bedroom, 2 bath, washer/dryer, refriger­
ator. Very nice. $850/m onth. 940-1762.

MEET THE CHALLENGE 1

ROOMS FOR RENT

NEED FEMALE roommate in The Towers.
Only $1,200 for entire semester! Free
space in parking deck. Call Allison,
3504)309/947-3526.
PRIVATE ROOM, furnished, free washer/
dryer. Lovely patio, yard. Walk MCC.
Pools. $220. 893-2577, 965-2814.
RESPONSIBLE ROOMMATE- 2 bedroom,
2 bath condo. $200 plus % utilities.
Nonsmoker. Stapley/University; Leave
message, 844-7806.

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IDEAL CONDO living, 2 bedroom, 2 bath,
furnished, pool, volleyball; sauna, club­
house — Compare rent vs. buy. Jerry
Hampton, Coldwell Banker, 839-8200;
evenings, 984-3097.

B u y o f th e W e e k
Papago Park
2 master suites w/toft, fireplace,
tile entry. $90,000.
Bob Bullock
Realty Executives

998-2992

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE

NEED CREDIT for Christmas? Catalog
sales, $3,000 credit line. Call today to get
$50 gift certificate. Tony, 994-8322.
SPEAKERS, ACCURATE hot boom
boxes. New $500; asking $225. Free black
metal stands, $125 value. One year old.
Other miscellaneous. C ornell 276-7343,
268-7457.

SIGMA PHI EPSILON CHAIRMEN:

MIKE MOORE 894-8767
RICK JUDGE 784-0563
MATT LICKLITER 967-4785

1974 MGB Roadster, custom street/show
car. Excellent condition— must see. Must
sell. $4,750/offer C all 897-2743,
1983 RX7,red. New tires, AM/FM stereo,
air conditioning, excellent condition. Must
sell $3,350/offer. 838-6216
1988 HONDA Civic, 5-speed, AM/FM
cassette, air conditioning, new tires.
$7,400/offer. 731-3120 or 969-5759.
1988 HYUNDAI 4-door GL.
Excellent
condition, 35 miles/galion, 38,000 miles,
new tires, brakes, battery, tinted windows,
dm/fm cassette with am p. $4,900/offer.
948-4226.
‘86 SHELBŸ Charger turbo, oil cooler,
immaculate condition, custom interior,
loaded pluS sunroof and cruise control.
$3,975 443-8305.
VW CABRIOLET. 1988, silver, automatic,
air conditioning, power steering, AM/FM
cassette, cruise control. Great condition.
759-5655.

I 'll co m e to y o u r lo c a tio n !
L is a 4 8 4 - 7 0 5 5

MOTORCYCLES
1982 YAMAHA Seed 400. Looks, runs
great. 13,900 miles. Many extras. $1,200.
Front of 1122 East Lemon. 966-4471.
1983 YAMAHA 650 Maxim. Lots of extras,
excellent condition. 6,000 original m ile s like new. $1,350/offer. 8980276.

FURNITURE

1986 HONDA Elite 150. Loaded, good
condition, with cover. $950/offer. Cal
Adelte, 829-8238.

KING-SIZE WATERBED. motionless and
free-flow mattress. Heater and headboard:
L e t’ s m ake a d ea l! 9 6 7 -8 8 0 3 or
(602)531-1968

HONDA 1984 AERO 125, great condition. .
New parts, runs great. $550/offer.
7844)649
HONDA ELITE 150 — 2 months old.
excellent condition, only 800 miles. Call
Jim at 966-4336.

WEBB’S FURNITURE
N ew & P re O w ned
10% Discount w/ASU ID
All types of furniture for student’s
needs at student prices.

BICYCLES
DIAMONDBACK TOPANGA, 1990 20”
frame) 21-speed, underbar shifting. Gel
seat. $225/offer. 967-7239.

2077 E. University 829-7259

COMPUTERS
PC DATA recovery. Set up MS DOS help.
895-7227. M ark Computer Service.
PORTABLE XT. Suitcase style with Plas­
ma screen, 20 meg hard drive, modem,
plus carrying case. $650/offer.. 968-2374.
QUALITY MERCHANDISE at warehouse
price. W e have everything you need, from
custom built computer systems to mice to
harddrives. Motems- $77, Packard Bell
Super VGA color monitor, $369; printers
from $169. Harddrives International, 1912
W est 4th Street, Tem pe. Just Vfe m ile from
ASU. Call 350-1199.

RACING BIKES. ‘90 Cannondale, Shjmano 1 0 5 , Look p e d a ls , com pu ter,
$ 6 5 0 /o ffe r. R a le ig h S him ano 105
Reynolds 531, $200/offer. 3504)514.
RALEIGH TECHNIUM mountain bike, new
1990, 21-speed, extras! $375/offer.
Darius, 921-2853, Tem pe, message.
STUDENT BIKES. Huge selection of
affordable bikes, parts and accessories.
Diamond Back, KHS, Fuji, Giant. Student
discounts. Call for specials. Bicycle
W heelers, Southwest comer of Rural and
Broadway. 968-8011.

TRANSPORTATION
AAA DRIVEAWAY. Free cars to most
m ajor.cities. Gas allowances available. 21
or older Call 4681733.

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• Quiet Professional Atmosphere

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• Close To Am erica West And ASU

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• Spacious Studios, 1 bedroom, 2 bdrm/2 ba

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• Covered Parking • 2 Pools * Jacuzzi

So don’t wait for the others, come and be a leader with us.

AUTOMOBILES

A ll m a k e s & c o n d it io n s .

ATARI— ALMOST 75 cartridges $125,
Tommasini racing bike Tri— Ready—
$600. Call me. Rick, 829-1770.

L a st Month F R E E on 7 Month Lease

Ill

PLANE TICKETS to Vegas cheap! Leave
early Saturday and come back early
Monday this weekend. Round trip, $35.
Call Aaron, 967-8488

$ $ $ $
IN S T A N T C A S H
fo r y o u r v e h ic le s !
$ $ $ $

APARTMENTS

APARTMENTS
Ü-1 1 .

HAYDEN SQUARE condo for sale. 3
bedroom/tri-level. Camelback Mountain
views. Act now for January occupancy.
9404)518.

ONE-W AY TO Dallas/Fort W orth, Ameri­
can Airlines, fem ale, 12/13. $150/offer.
254-1021.

ASK ABOUT OUR 12-MONTH LEASE SPECIAL

50% DISCOUNT, leading hotels nation­
wide. Hotel Express membership. Yearround, transferrable. $49.95, save big
money. 966-8140.

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CABO VACATION. $229, includes 5 days
and 4 nights at Plaza Las Glorias and
a irfa re . C ontact C om bined Travel
Services, 9558155.

I

EUROPE NEXT Summer? Save up to 16
percent- buy purchasing your Eurail Pass
(issued on the spot) by 12/31/90. Contact
American Youth Hostels at 602-894-5128.

H AYD E N PLAC E
(S W. 1st Street • Between Hardy k Mill - W8-5444

TRAVEL

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TRAVEL
FLY ANYWHERE USA. In your name! 48
states, $285-400. Alaska, $500-600
Hawaii, Europe, etc. You can leave today.
Also buying tran sferab le coupons/
vouchers. Top prices paid. Travel Tips,
968-7283 (YOU-SAVE),
GOING ON vacation? Home tor the
holidays? Discount travel, call 491 -0501.
Alaska $499.
LOWEST COST— Eurail passes and
international youth hostel memberships—
both issued on the spot! Student-fare
flights, student identification cards, travel
packs and other travel items also avail­
able . Contact American Youth Hostels,
(602)894-5128, or come by 1046 East
Lemon Street.
ONE-W AY UNITED Airlines. November 21
■e- Phoenix-Dulles-New York. $10 0orbest
offer Call 890-8515.

BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITIES

State Press

Friday, October 86,1990

BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITIES

HELP WANTED—
GENERAL

HELP WANTED—
GENERAL

HELP W A N TED GÉNERAL

HELP W AN TED GENERAL

JOIN OTHER ASU students making big
money. One student cleared $6,400 last
month! Call Mark Hansen— 966-8336.

APARTMENT MANAGEMENT— Mainte­
nance. Married couple for 26-iinit complex
in Tempe. Outside employment neces­
sary. Small Salary plus 2-bedroom apart­
ment. 943-8977.

BANG YO UR head!! Judas Priest/
M egadeath/Testam ent in concert on
November 7. See the show for free, be à
volunteer usher. Sign up at ASASU 3rd.
floor, MU, before 10/30.

DOWNTOWN YMCA child care needs site
coordinators, 21 years or older. Call noW:
257-5161.

JEWELRY MERCHANDISER, full-tim e or
part-tim e. Need own transportation.
831-7214.

CONCESSION STAND food handler
Prepare fast food and operate food
concession in park setting. Experience
preferred. Fulltime, parttime, weekend
shifts. $3.85-$4.25/hour. 2720 South
Hardy, No.3. 894-8740. ECjE

CHILD CARE and driving, 25-plus years.
1pm-6pm. $4/hour. Tem pe. 966-9643.

ROULETTE! EASY $45/hOur possible. For
information, send self-addressed stamped
envelope to 1702 West Camelback,
N o . 194 , P h o en ix, A rizo n a 8 50 15.
274-7401, message.
SKI FREE, live‘ cheap in Colorado! For
information on 32 page book, Write: Shred
Publishing, Box 3082, Vale, Colorado
81658.

£ ead rea d r ea d '
READ READ READ
HAYDEN’S FERRY REVIER

HELP W A N TED GENERAL
AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS. Motivated,
certified, experienced instructors *wanted.
$ 10 -plus/hour. Close to ASU: Club
Aerobics, 894-6543.

CR U ISELIN E JOBS hiring now for
Christmas/Spring break. No experience
needed 1(900)990-5621, ext P117. 994
per minute.
ENTREPRENEUR ALERT! Would you
enjoy the challenge and excitement of
owning your own business with virtually
Unlimited potential and a minimal initial
investment? For details call me at
948-5667.
INTERNS, FALL 1990, for college credit,
in U S. Senator DeConcini’s Phoenix,
Mesa, and Washington offices. If inter­
ested, contact: Carrie Coxori at 379-6756
or Mimi Bums at 379-4998.

AIRLINES HIRING immediate entry-level
customer service, flight attendants, cleri­
cal, and maintenance. Top pay and bene­
f it s . S o m e c o lle g e p r e fe r r e d .
(303)441-2448
AN OUTSTANDING position for a person
who can tutor high school science and
math. Love of and total knowledge of hight
school algebra, geometry, trig, calculus,
chemistry and physics is an absolute
must. Gas money provided. $8-$ 10 an
hour; pick two-four days to teach between
1:30-8:30pm, Monday-Thursday. Interna­
tional students welcome to apply. Gradu­
ate student preferred. Call 953*3070.
ANSWERING SERVICE, part-time, morn­
ings. Telephone, typing experience
required. Scottsdale, 941-4890.
ATTENTION— NEW office now open! Call
today, start tomorrow. 12 positions avail­
able, mornings and afternoons. National
average $6-$9/hour. Guaranteed salary
plus bonus. Advancement opportunity.
Apply in person between 7:30am and
3:30pm: 5235 South Kyrehe, Suite 210 (1
block west of Baseline and Mill).
AVAILAB LE N O W . Tem pe m arket
research firm needs telephone interview­
ers evenings/w eekends. No sales,
$4 40/hour. Susan, 967-4441.

WANT MORE
THAN JUST
A JOB?

JOB HOTLINE* Tempe Center for the
Handicapped: Entry level positions teach­
ing, caring, and assisting mentally/
physically handicapped adults and child­
ren. Group homes and day programs.
Fulltime, part-time, all shifts available. Call
894-2704 EOE.

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PEOPLE NEEDED to do fun demonstra­
tions. $6/hour. Casual attire, flexible
times. W inner ' Circle Demos. Coleen,
921-8162
PERFECT STUDENT job, fifteen flexible
hours per week; Inquire at Aaron’s Car
Wash. 1201 East Apache or call 964-8941
after 5pm.
PRICE SAVERS W holesale Warehouse is
opening its newest warehouse in Phoenix
at 317 South 48th Street and is now hiring
for the following positions: Cashier assis­
tants; S katers, Stockers, Cashiers.
Bakers, Door Security; Bakery Clerks,
Cart Runners, Membership Clerks, Vault
Clerks. W e offer competitive salaries,
excellent benefits, bonus incentive plan,
and opportunity for advancement. For
immediate consideration please apply in
person at Price Savers Wholesale W are­
house, 5025 East Washington, No. 108,
Phoenix, Arizona 85034. EOE.
RETURNED PEACE Corps volunteer
G raduate assistantship available to
conduct Peace Corps strategy campaigns
on ASU campus. Call 965-5517.

★ FREE HAIRCUTS ★
Models needed for
c re a tiv e ‘ ‘ h and s-o n ’ ’
training at Adam Pink
S a Io n ’ s a dv a n c e
workshop.

T.J. Maxx is counting on your enthusiasm, friendliness and
real team spirit to make the opening o f our 370th stores—
located in Scottsdale and Paradise Valley—a big success.

nfara than 100 great opportunities
available fo r full and part tim e associates,
including plainclothes stare detectives. We also
have positions available for assistant stare
managers.
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We have

You can count on good pay and great benefits including
flexible medical; tuition assistance, flexible schedules, 401K
plan; merchandise discounts, advancement opportunity
and much more!
N o experience is required for most positions. So if you
want a job with flair, fashion and fun—count on TJ. Maxx
to deliver!

Interviews w ill be held
on campus
Friday, October 26
at the
Student Employment Office
9am to 4pm

Friday night at 6 p m .
Must call for
an appointment.

491-2660

T H ÏK D fC

Off-price retailing is òur business
An equal opportunity employer

GUARANTEED!

$600/hr +

commission
+ bonus

EARN $ 1 0 0 + PER W EEK, PART-TIM E

★

★
★
★
★
★

U.S. Vanguard will hire over
100 telem arketers
IMMEDIATELY. The opportunity
for advancem ent is excellent.

★

W e offer paid training and a
professional office environm ent.

★

M arket Long Distance
service fo r the nation’s 3rd
Largest long distance carrier.

★

Shifts still available
4:30-9:00 p.m . Monday-Friday
12:30-9:00 p.m . Monday-Friday
8:00-2:00 p.m . Saturday

$5 per hour guaranteed
Flexible schedule
12-36 hrs per week
Chance for bonus each shift
Doing something you can be proud of

Hours available:

★ 2pm — 6pm
★ 6pm — 9pm
Looking for conscientious people to raise funds on
behalf of national nonprofit organization in an
enthusiastic atmosphere. Close to ASU.

921-8112
Ask for Louise
reesebrothers, Inc.

Call Mr. Stitzer
U.S. Vanguard
1232 E- Broadway, Suite #218
Tem pe, Arizona

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Friday, October 2 6 ,1990

HELP WANTED—
GENERAL

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES. Local
insurance com pany needs friend ly
students to process customer insurance
applications. Spanish speaking helpful.
Part-tim e, $5/hOur. 252-3700.

A n d w e 'll b u y y o u a

FO W L BURGER
PLUS
DIFFERENT DAILY SPECIALS
E x p . 1 0 -2 6 -9 0

I F ree

D e liv e r y

921 9000 |

VO D K A LEM O N A D ES
A L L W EEK EN D LO N G

DKE JO RI, Form ar last weekend was a
blast! Thanks for pulling me out of the
deep end. Your not-so-bouyant date,
Teresa.

S350 60oz. pitchers

S400 60oz. pitchers

GAMMA PHI Cravedi: Are you ready for
two of the best nights of your college
career? Paddy Murphy is ready to show
you the way. Asylum, Shootout, limo,
dinner, cocktails, and Murphy. Love, your
SAE. '

BUD DRY
968 -6 6 6 6
1301 E. U n iversity

GINA— DON’T forget coop tonight! Hey,
licked any poles lately? Jlaine.

PETS
FREE KITTEN to loving home. Female
pastel calico with personality. Box trained.
Help! Cannot keep, CaJi Trish, 966-2192.

FREE LOST/FOUND
FOUND, MAN’S watch on campus! Please
call to identify. 231-0847.
FOUND: NEW Jersey driver’s license.
Tammy A. Trenta. Call Michael: 838-2097.
LOST AT DG formal, set of keys with very
sentimental engraved gold and silver
keychain: Please help!! 784-6019, Dave.
LOST- ONE set of keys on Ohio license
plate key chain. Call 894-1242.
LOST- SET of keys, outside of Old Main
23 October. If found, please call Todd at
784-8780

HELP WANTED—
CLERICAL

HELP WANTED—
FOOD SERVICE

AEPI’S— THE Chi-O’s are excited for
Saturday’s golf match! W e’re looking
forward to the festivities,
AGD MOM Lyndi- you are awesome as
heil! Full on man! Love, Stevie.

COOKS AND bussers needed. The Vine,
801 East Apache.
NELLO'S- LOOKING for a person to work
in kitchen fuH-time from 6am to 2pm. Apply
in person al McClintock and Southern. Ask
for Glenn.

A I can give you 1000 reasons why we
must meet. I am trying to save you. Don’t
be foolish, and don’t be afraid. Reach me.

s.

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ALPHA P H I would like to recognize the
birthday of Theodore Rosevelt tomorrow
who was the inspiration for the teddy bead
ALPHA PHIS, AGD, Pike, Delts and Theta
D elts have th e w inning flo a t for
Homecoming!

M U S IC
M USICIANS AVAILABLE for weddings:
Vocal, viotin, piano, organ Call Leanne,
784-9425
SELMER ALTO saxophone, Super Action
80. Like new. 991-7512.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

ARE YOU a student? Is it your birthday?
Bring your valid college ID to the State
Press classified department in the south
basement of Matthews Center and you
can wish yourself or someone else a
happy day with a free 15-word personal
ad! Happy Birthday!!
ATO'S- GET psyched to win Tridelt softball tournament, November 4th, at El
Dorado Park!! Love, your coaches.
ATO TRAVIS— Can’t wait until California.
Happy "Early" Birthday— Love you, Ann.

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GREEK WEEK 1991 is coming! Apply for
committees today. Applications available
in the Greek Life office.
HALLOWEEN PARTY this Friday (26th) at
Mings. M usic, food, and fun. Everyone
welcom e 9:00pm — ? C all Yoshi at
784-8850 or Mike at 921-8677’for details.
HEY COLLEGE Students! Did you know
that personal ads are only $1.40 per day
for. 15 words? What a great (and cheap)
way to let that special someone know just
how special they really are!
HEY YOU big Rebounder. My life is just
happening without my I.D . W ell maybe I
will just hang out in the dorm with you.
...Not! There’s more to life than a gold
card, I.D ., and cash. I think?! Anyway I will
most likely see you this weekend, if your
lucky! See you soon, you know who.
JON: ONE-YEAR, in-love, for-ever. Happy
Anniversary. Love, Jackie.
KA ADAM— After all our wonderful times
together, it’s so special to be your girl­
friend!! Love ADPi Nicole.

PERSONALS

PART-TIM E ASSISTANT, typing, filing,
flexable daytim e hours. 8-12 hours per
week, $5 per hour C all 786-4302.

*

DEBBIE, WE need to talk! There’s some
good and funny stories about us out there!
Wouldn’t you rather hear the truth? Have a
great day and see you soon! “ Red".

DG KRISTI Shepard you're the greatest
mom! I'm so glad you’re my mom! You
definately had me fooled! Love your dot
Elisabeth.

Coors Light, Miller Lite

BREWPUB

DAWN PARKS— I wish I could say I love
you, but no tango dinero. Rick,

DGGRETCHEN, U R the best mom ever!
Thank you for being such a neat person! I
love you! Love Dot Darci.

$150

W RITERS W ANTED for internship. For
m ore information, call Dawn at 345-6456,
M onday-Friday, 12-6. '

St 4 Forest

HAIR REMOVAL — Both electrolysis and
waxing. Safe, sterile, effective. Spider
veins, also. University and Country Club.
962-6490.

DELTA SIG Kirk now there’s only three!
Hold on tight to your dream. Love Mary.

;

: BANDERSNATCH :

SAE DAVEC. Wowl Murphy dates can you
believe it? I'm real excited! W e're going to
have a great time. Thanks for everything!
ADPi Trish.

DELTA SIG Kirk I can’t wait to Sait away
with you tonight. Happy Anniversary Ha
Ha. Love Mary .

W EEKEND WORK available 6 hours
Saturday and Sunday. Earn money taking
Orders for our products. Can earn $60 to
$80 per day. For interviews call 830-5084
anytim e.

Marconias
Plays
Guitar
Sat Nite
Live
*
*
Jeff Java
* 9pm — 1am

CHRIS? CHRIS who? I know of no Chris!!
Jason.

DANA SANFORD, I’m in love! Can I spend
all my money on you? Desperate DKE, Joe
Harper.

B u y a M e d . D rink

TM I CORPORATION, ranked in the "Top
TO" by the telem arketing industry's trade
m agazine for the past 7 years, is now
hiring for fall. $5.50/hour guaranteed.
Realistic earning potential to $l0/hour.
Flexible scheduling— you set your own
hours around your classes! Day and
evening hours available. Paid, profession­
al training. Contests, prizes, fun, friendly
faces. Call today for a personal interview:
967-0066. Ask for Stacy Irtand. TM I Corpo­
ration, Broadway and M ill Avenue, Tempe.

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SERVICES

COME TO the Alpha Phi pledge car wash
to help Cardiac Aid. Saturday 1.1-4 at the
Olive Garden.

TELEMARKETING PART-TIM E, flexible
daytim e hours. Broadway/Mill location. $5
per hour. 821-8093.

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PERSONALS

CINDY AND Pam- w e are the luscious
bunch!!! Thanks for cracking me upyou’re awesome buds! Love, Margo.

SUMMER JOBS outdoors. Over 5,000
openings! National parks, forests, fire
crews. Send stamp for free details. 113
East Wyoming, Kalispell, Montana 59901.

(EOE).'

PERSONALS

ATTENTION ALL Asian students! Please
join the Jadam Association, K.U.S.A.,
A.S.A., and C S S.F A. this Friday in their
first annual Amer-Asian Halloween Party.
Food, drink, good times!! Call Yoshi at
784-8850 for details!!

LADY DEVILS— Kick some Butt in Califor­
nia this weekend!!

ERIC LAND
Congratulations!

Huaw

Huaw

LAMBDA CHI Chris Lavoie, the answer is
yes, as if you couldn’t guess: Thanks for
the burger, it was as sweet as sugar. I’m
psyched for November 2nd, let’s do it like
we did on the 22nd. It may be better, but it
couldn't get any wetter. Let's skip the
fires, broken watches, and definately
those nosey pool watchers. Forget the
corky, cause I’m not that dorky! I have just
one more thing to say, have a wonderful
dayt! •••
LISA AND Kerry, the best Paddy Murphy
dates at ASU. Shine your lavalieres, put
on your flappers, take two aspirin and let’s
party all night long. Love two old Hags.
MICHELLE WASSMAN— Couldn’t let
your Birthday go without your name in the
newspaper. Happy Birthday!!! Daesh.
MISS X Sorority — Finally 21 already local
at bars — the Golden Beer! Happy
Birthday U w ill be worked! My favorite
GDI! Luv Susy Sorority.
NOTHING TO do Tuesday (October 30)?
Check out ESA’s Halloween Meeting, MU

Room 215, 7pm.
ATTENTION PLEDGES! Hope to see you
all at Trick or Treat Day on Sunday!
BRIDE OF Frankenstein— l looked for you
but could not find you. Call me. —Frank­
enstein 273-0125.
CARAM I’M glad you are here. I hope you
can stay forever and a day. W e need to
spend more quality tim e together. How
about a hicb fulfilling game of Scrabble? I
love you! Paul.
C H I-0 NANCY! Hope you have
awesome birthday! Love, Barb!

an

C H I-0 PLEDGES Kristen and Ann!
Thanks for the laps! You are the best!
Love, Barb!

PRETTY WOMAN— P reparty.. didn’t
forget the champagne this tim e but wait...
can you socialize or do you need me?
Trolley rides ‘n roses... twelve reasons
why. Woah! Big hill!! Change those hose
and let's go! Sit with same actives, drink a
few margs, dance a little... two outta three
ain't bad. Hot tub... who was that guy??
Back void to void the void room void.
Really, it wasn’t that b a d .. right?? Maybe
some other time. W ell, no keys, ho wallet,
no IQ, no Gold C ard... So what!! A few
good memories, a warm 12-pack, a nasty
hangover and a second look at my
dinner... what more could a guy ask for?
M aybe a barn d an ce, Hum m m ...
—Rebounder. P.S. —Thanks.

SAE PAUL Ference— you’re such a stud!
Never a dud, and always a true bud! W e
love our new Anchorman!!! Love, the DGs.

FLYING FINGERS has Maclntosh/laser
quality and now Fax-a-Shirt. Call 945-1551
for details.
LETTER QUALITY word processing for
your typing needs. AMA/MLA, fast turnar­
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NEED TIM E to study? W e do APA/MLA
formats. $1 ¿50, double-spaced page. Gall
Joanne^ 966-1516 or Bobbi, 968-9166.

SIGMA NU Mark Detm er-*- You’re an
awesome guy already, as an Anchorman
you’ll be unsurpassed! W e love you! Love,
the DGs.

THETA MEG Erbe! Hey mom!!! You are
the greatest! I miss you- get ready to rage
this weekend! Love ya! Margo.
TIM BONZELET. You’re a weasel, a loser,
and a legend in your own mind. Happy
Birthday—not!
TO MY Deegee mom Julie, Thank you for
everything. You're the best! Sisters and
friends forever! Love always, you're dot.
Tori.
TONIGHT! JAPAN Association Halloween
Party!! Buffet Bonanza plus OsakeH
Ming's Restaraunt, 3300 South M ill.
Everyone welcome. 9pm- ? For more
.information, call Joe at 829-7907.

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AAKURIT TYPING* Short papers, prompt
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Linda, 831-0349.

TONIGHT!! THE hottest party of all time!!
W here? Mings Restaurant, 3300 South
M ill. All-tim e low cover Call 966-M ING for
details.

ACCURATE RESUMES composed and
typed ($25); guaranteed. Call Carol,
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Mesa.

TO THE gorgeous blond, Greg Barnard.
W e have been watching you! Happy 24th
Birthday. Love, M e and Depeche. P.S.
You are so New W ave.

A KINKO’S paper makes the grade.
Kinko’s typesets papers, resumes, fliers,
etc. Sèlf-serve Macintosh computers and
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days!

TRICK OR Treat Day is coming! The kids
are realty excited so we hope to see you all
there! Jr. Panhellenic.
TW IN PEAKS aficionados: Did you
videotape on 10/20/90? If so, please call
392-0929, and leave message. TP fanatics
desperate to see this episode! W ill trade.

ADOPTION
ADOPTION: PHYSICIAN, w ife and 2%
year old adopted son hope for a second
baby to complete our happiness. W ill you
h e lp u s ? C a ll A b b y , c o lle c t:
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ARE YO U looking for the best mom for
your baby? I am a single, professional
woman living in California who can provide
your baby with financial and emotional
security— and lots of love. Call Joan at
(818)794-3665. or my attorney. Lindsay, at
(213)854-4444 (collect).
H A PPILY-M AR RIED PROFESSIO NAL
couple want healthy infant to adopt and
love. Our attorney is very understanding
and kind. Pleae call him collect, anytim e.
Larry Siegel: Office, (415)457-6313; home,
(415)456-2495.
f
PHYLLIS AND Paul wish to adopt infant
into their Massachusetts home. Lots of
family nearby. Call collect after 6pm,
(508)649-3177. Confidential and related
expenses.
THANK HEAVEN for little ones. Wanted: a
very special baby for a child-adoring home
in Southern California. Ultim ate outcome:
devotion, security and unlimited love.
P le a s e c a ll (c o lle c t) a tto rn e y :
(213)854-4444 or Ginny, (213)208-1308.
WARM LOVING couple wants to adopt
newborn— up to one . year— we will
provide a lifetim e of love, security, happi­
ness, intellectual stimulation, and a sense
of wonder. All expenses paid. Call Elaine
and Jerry 1(800)7664)706. Please leave
message.

PREGNANCY
COUNSELING
Crisis Pregnancy
Center
Free pregnancy testing
and counseling.
24-hour Hotline

966-5683

NOME SERVICES
PEACE OF mind. Let me care for your
house, pets, plants, etc. while you are
away. Lyn, 993-4301.

SERVICES
ELECTROLYSIS— PERMANENT hair
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Student discounts. Call for more informa­
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A TERM paper special— $2.75/page laser
printed. Resum e package special—
$16.95. Dr. Copy, 968-7771.
CAREER RESUMES Grand Opening:
Resume package for only $14.95. Expires
10/31/90. Call Dennis, 438-734.1.

SAE’S MICHAEL and Alan— 2 Deegee's
were read their rights. W hy was this
happening? W ere we in trouble? Would
we need bail? Yes we know we’re
babbling. W e actually don’t know what
w e're talking about and where this, is
headed. It’s just plain b.s. All we want to
say is thank you for last night and w e're
psyched for tonight-— it will be even better!
Love A and A. P.S. Who really is Paddy
Murphy? Just another random thought.

SK MICHELLE, Happy Birthday to an
awesome friend and roommate! W e love
you! Love, DK and Pumpkin.

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ASU AREA. Typing, word processing,
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Prices are com petitive, negotiable.
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Your Individual
Horoscope
Trances Drake:

W Y O U Í^ IIÍS IÑ e S S W O U L D L IK E T O
S P O N S O R THE HO RO SCO PES,

PtM tm CALL 965-6555.
FOR SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1990
ARLES
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19)
It's a great day to get together with
friends for good times, though there
is a tendency to overdo. Evening
hours you may be upset by someone’s
manipulative behavior.
TA U R U S
(Apr. 20 to May 20)
™
You’re excited now about a career
project and will be spending some
time on it today. You may let: a few
things slide, however, at home. Coop­
eration is a must tonight.
G E M IN I
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(M ay 21 to June 20)
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Some you deal with procrastinate
now. Still, it’s a good time for you to
go after what you w ant Travel is a
plus, but you may be too impatient to
tackle a do-it-yourself project.
CANCER
l{iCi
(June 21 to July 23)
•"fC
The accent now is on saving and
increasing your income. Ward off that
impulse to be extravagant. Evening
hours, moodiness could get in the
way o f good times.
LE O
(July 23 to Aug. 22)
W
You must make a point o f following
through on commitments made to
others today. Get-togethers with
friends are highlighted now, A rela­
tive may be temperamental.
V IRG O
< **
(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Energy comes in fits and starts
today. So. when you're on. make the
most o f it! Initiative leads to gains in
business matters, but know when to
call it a day.
L IB R A
' jy
(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
Shoppers need to be wary of
defective merchandise. Good times
are likely now, even though a friend is
somewhat boisterous. Travel is a
plus, but don't let jealous feelings
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take hold.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
rm ;
You’ll get better cooperation from
others if you don’t insist on your own
way. Some career plans may be
im practical at present. A ccent
domestic interests now.
SA G ITTA R IU S
(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
S f?
Try not to keep others waiting.
Couples work well together as. a
team. You'll be dealing with someone
who is prejudiced in outlook. Pay no
heed to rumors.
c a p r ic o r n

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(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
Though it's a good day for making
money, iyou need to keep the lid on
spending. Either you or a close tie
tends to extravagance. Concentrate
on ambitions.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
It's not that the person is lying, but
don’t believe everything you hehr
now. Take the lead in planning good
times. Put aside career and concen­
trate on fun activities.
PISCES
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
'
Physical work is favored over
abstract thinking. Though your mind
may wander a bit. it’s a good day for
getting things accomplished at home
base.
YOU BORN TODAY / thrive on
Challenges and seem to be at your
hest in crisis situations. You have
leadership abilities and dislike being
in a subordinate position. A person
. meant to do his or her oWn thing, you
often stand out frpm the crowd as a
true individual. You 11 succeed in
business, but may have a special
talent for either literature or philoso­
phy. Birthdate of: Nanette Fabray,
actress; Sylvia Plath. writer; Melba
Moore, singer.
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Friday—October 26th

46 tickets given away TONIGHT!
(Approxim ately 8:15 p.m .)

fo r the concert everyone
is talking about:
Jackson Browne, Graham Nash,
Steven Stills, Kenny Loggins &
Shawn Colvin in cool Sedona!
Ticket includes transportation up & back!
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