Copyright. State Press, 1990 Tem pe, Arizona Friday, September 28, 1990 Arizona State University’s Morning Daily Voi. 16 No. 23 Skyfoox patrons plan fo r spirited gam e By KEVIN SHEH State Press The party continues for skybox patrons attending the C ardinals’ home opener Sunday despite the State Liquor B oard’s spirited opposition to alcohol consumption in the pricey seats. “ A s fa r as I know, w e plan on the consumption of alcohol in the skyboxes on Sunday,” Sun Devil Stadium M anager Tom Sadler said. Sadler said skybox holders can make liquor deliveries to their boxes between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Thursday. Meanwhile, game-bound skybox holders are eagerly anticipating the chance to toss back a few cold ones while watching the Cardinals-Redskins matchup. “ Y ou bet,” said John Benisek, a skybox holder who is director of marketing for T N T Bestway. “ I ’m leaving the office in an hour (Thursday afternoon) to pick up (the liquor).” Alcohol is permitted in the skyboxes under a rule passed Sept. 14 by Liquor Board Superintendent Hugh Ennis. But unlike last year, University and hotel personnel cannot deliver alcohol to the boxes. In the past, Arizona Biltmore and other catering companies stocked the skyboxes with booze. This year, however, only the holders are allowed to make deliveries. Tw o keys, one held by the patron and one held by ASU, are needed to access the liquor. The new rule limits patrons to 24 ounces of beer, six ounces of wine or six ounces o f distilled spirits in one sitting. U nder Ennis’ rule, the Arizona Biltmore, the liq u o r Board and the ASU /D PS can conduct spot checks to ensure that the rule is being enforced. Ennis’ policy creates a new classification of public facilities that puts the skyboxes in the sam e category as sm all restaurants. Small restaurants without liquor licenses can obtain a permit allowing patrons to bring alcohol on die premises but cannot serve liquor. State Liquor Board Chairwoman K ay M cK ay continues to maintain that Ennis’ rule is “ elitist and discriminatory” because patrons in the stands are not allowed the sam e luxury. In 1988, the Arizona B oard of Regents voted to allow liquor consumption in the skyboxes during Phoenix Cardinals’ games. In protest, the Liquor Board passed a rule last Friday that would permit alcohol consumption in the skyboxes only if liquor is allowed throughout the stadium. But, to overrule Ennis’ decree, M cK ay needs the state attorney general’s office to classify her proposal as an emergency to speed the normally lengthy rule-making process. Wednesday, officials from the attorney general’s office said an opinion on the matter w ill b e released no earlier than next week. Ennis said if Attorney General Bob Corbin decides to allow the em ergency rule, he will inform the state Departm ent of Public Safety of M cK ay’s rule and agree to the Liquor Board’s plan. Until then, Ennis said, his role in the matter is over. “ A s long as they obey the rules, they can do what they want,” he said. Censor debate tackles obscene m usical lyrics By JENNIFER FRANKLIN State Press Fiery words and insults flew about the A SU College of L a w ’s G reat Hall Thursday night as students and debaters exchanged heated arguments about musicians’ rights to record and sell “ obscene” lyrics without restrictions. The Associated Students of A SU sponsored toe debate, entitled “Banned in the U S A ,” which drew a crowd o f 400. The debate pitted Jack Thompson, prosecuting attorney for ra p group 2 Live Crew and Ken McKenna, toe law yer who prosecuted the heavy m etal band Judas Priest, against civil rights activist E d w a rd Lawson and m anager Bill Siddons of toe rock group Crosby, Stills & Nash. M em bers of the audience hissed as Thompson, the first debater, began speaking. “That’s okay, we have snakes in Florida, too,” the M iamibased law yer said. Thompson claimed the debate w as not about art, but about obscenity. 2 L ive Crew rapper Luther Campbell, he said, is not an artist. “ Luther Cam pbell is trafficking obscenity,” Thompson said. “ The bottom line is people are being harm ed.” Thompson warned record companies that they cannot hide T u rn to C en so r, p a g e 9 ^ /• :. • • ; ■■ /• / ; T .J . S o k o l/S ta te P ra tt Civil righto activist Edward Lawson defends today’s music and youth while Jack Thompson, anti-obscenity crusader and pro­ secuting attorney fo r rap group 2 Live Crew, listens. Lawson and Thompson participated Ini the ASASU sponsored censorship debate “ Banned in the USA” in the Law College’s Great Hall Thursday night. PV East residents im patient for asbestos test results L am b said cleanup efforts will begin on By TEENA CHADWELL State Prees Palo Verde E ast residents continue to w orry about possible asbestos contamination coming from their seventh floor lounge as University officials await the results of air testing conducted Thursday. Officials said air sam ple readings are expected today. Richard Lam b, coordinator of health and safety for the A SU Department of Public Safety, claimed samples also were taken last Friday to test the air for asbestos that fell from the ceiling o f the lounge two weeks ago. Taking o ff: A w orkshop explores the environm ental effects o f a third runway at Sky Har­ b or International Oct. 4. Seventh floor residents claim, however, that there w as no sign of air-machine pumps taking samples last Friday. “ Today w as the first day I saw them (the air sampling pumps) ever,” said Rachel Nuttall, a freshman m ajor undecided, adding that she is out in the halls constantly. Danielle Tobin, a freshman broadcasting m ajor, said toe machines were so noisy Thursday that she could hear them inside her room and doubts she missed them on Friday. L am b claimed toe testing w as done late A lon e utar: G oin g South: “ Texasville,” a n ew ASÜ travels to Missouri Saturday to m eet the Tigers. m o vie starring Jeff Bridges and C ybill Shepherd, is review ed. Page 11 Airport. Page 2 F rid ay night. Residents also said the University did not take proper precautions to seal o ff the lounge after toe asbestos fell from its ceiling during a heavy rainstorm. Patty Noonan, a seventh floor RA , said the room w as locked, but the vents w ere not sealed off. The University, students claim, took action rally after toe complaints w ere publicized. “ W e had to kick-start them to get it going,” said K im Franklin, a freshman photojournalism m ajor. Aim ee W illiam s, a freshm an business m ajor, agreed. “ A lot of us feel the only reason they’re doing anything is because w e m ade a big fuss about it,” she said. “ (Cleanup efforts) should have been done the next day, not two weeks later.” Concern rem ains am ong residents about the effect toe asbestos could have on their health, despite claim s from University officials that the hazard is minimal. “ WU’re still not sure about the health risks,” W illiam s said. M ike Charette, spokesman for toe Arizona Office of A ir Quality, said there a re always P age 15 T u rn to Asbestos, page 6. Today*s w eather: C lou d y, w ith a h ig h in the lo w 90s. Tonight: C loudy, w ith a lo w In the high 60a. rinwiilnfr * t , 1- "** C o llege Culture.,........ .........................1 1 C onlcs....M.».....>«MM».o.,>............«,.••••••14 Cr o ssw or d ........... ...............^ ........7 Horoscopes....... .........................*..........19 Sports 15 Pageg State Press Frjdo^«ptember2^J990 Sky Harbor proposed third runway feared too noisy By MICHELLE ROBERTS State Press Officials and residents from the city of Tempe said they fear Phoenix’s plan for an additional runway at Sky H arbor Airport will send m ore planes their way, making life east of the airport unbearably noisy. “ I have alw ays felt, even before being on the (Tem pe City Council), that the third runway will have terrible effects on Tempe,” said Tempe City Councilwoman B a rb a ra Sherman. But airport officials claim the proposed runway would be used mostly for landing. Phoenix hosted a public workshop Thursday to explore the environmental consequences of building a third runway at the airport, which liés on the border between Phoenix and North Tempe. The workshop was held to show Valley residents thé aspects of a planned Environmental Impact Statement, a $358,000, year-long study to be conducted by the Tampa, Fla.-based company, Greiner Inc., to examine the effects of building the proposed runway. The Federal Aviation Administration and the city of Phoenix are conducting the study to meet regulations imposed by the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969 which requires public airports to examine how their operation effects the environment. The E IS must be complete before Sky H arbor Airport can expand. An airport master plan for expansion developed by Pheonix includes opening a third runway by 1995 to lessen the delays expected to arise from airport expansion projects, J The plan also involves extending an existing runway that lies north of the airport to 12,000 feet and relocating the Arizona A ir National Guard headquarters aw ay from the path of the new runway. “ W e need the third runway to reduce the (flight) delays during peak periods,” said Dick Traill, aviation director for Sky H arbor Airport. Airport officials estimated delays could cost $200 mi]jUtqn a year without expansion. Some area residents, however, weren’t • sold on the impressive-looking runway graphs and statistics displayed at the workshop. Alice Gregory, a representative of the North Tempe Neighborhood Association, said the noise above her neighborhood already makes talking on the telephone and watching T V nearly impossible. “ Someone will come to your door and you can’t talk for 15 minutes while that plane is overhead,” she said. G regory said she feels sorry for A S U and elementary school students who attend classes beneath the racket. “ W e ’ve had students call us (the North Tem pe Neighborhood Association) about not being able to study because of the airplane noise,” she said. “ The kids say how noisy it is, and I think they’re in danger all the time.” G regory’s neighbor, John Kelly, agreed. H e claimed his property value has dropped $20,000 in the last year alone and Gregory said h er’s has declined $26,000. Both said they would support the construction of a new regional airport to service Phoenix and its surrounding cities instead of adding more confusion to Sky H arbor Airport. G o v. R ose M offo rd recently created an ad visory committee to determine the feasibility of building such an airport. . Tem pe officials are also against constructing the third John and Clara Kelly listen to a representative of the coiitpany preparing the Environmental Impact State explain how the noise w ill be abated. They were not convinced. runway. Randy Gross, assistant to M ayor H arry Mitchell, said Tempe is hoping the proposal to build a pew regional airport w ill replace adding a new runway to Sky Harbor. Gross said a new airport w ill be needed eventually anyway. “ W e ’re scared the placement of that third runway will be detrimental to homes and businesses,” he said. “Airport officials claim they will use a flight pattern that will not increase noise. W e ’re not so sure they w ill.” , * Today Meetings M inderbinder's for happy hour and volleyball. Everyone •Philosophy Club will meet at 5 p.m. at 904 W . Malibu •Alcoholics Anonymous will have an open meeting at welcome. Drive. Street and •Russian Club will meet at 3 p.m. at the Langu age and •Devil’s Juggling Club will meet at 3 p.m. in front of the •A S A S U Special Events Department will m eet at 11:30 Literature Building to watch “ M oscow Doesn’t Believe in T ears,” Language and Literature Building. N e w m em bers welcome. •Japan Association will meet at 8 p.m ! at 32 W . Hudson a.m. in front of the M U for a juggling show. •The Farce Side will perform a free comedy show at 12:30 Lane. Call 838-2799 for directions. •Baptist Student Union will meet at 7 p.m. at 1322 S. Mill Ave. for a retreat. p.m. in the Union Programming Lounge. •Americans for Bozo will meet at 5 p.m. at Worthington •Kayak Club will meet at 6:30 p.m. at the M ona Plummer Place, 616 S. Hardy Drive, 208. N e w members welcome. noon at the Newm an University Drive. Center on C ollege •Public Program s College Council will meet Saturday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Bandersnatch’s for a volleyball bash. Everyone welcom e. Aquatics Center. 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( I) O m m 30 W o r ld /N a t io n Friday, September 88,1990 Page 3 Iran, Britain restore ties, deals struck U N IT E D N A T IO N S CAP) — Iran and Britain announced Thursday that they have restored relations, the latest of several diplomatic successes for Iran since neighboring Iraq threatened the Persian G ulf with its invasion of Kuwait. London and Tehran had severed diplomatic ties following Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini’s call in February 1989 to kill British author Salman Rushdie, whose novel “ The Satanic V erses” infuriated Moslems worldwide. . The restoration raised modest hopes of freedom for British hostages held by pro-Iranian extremists in Lebanon, but left unresolved the dispute over Rushdie, who has been in hiding since Khomeini’s death call. Thè announcement at the United Nations — by British Foreign Secretary Douglas Hurd and in a statement from Iran’s U. N. Mission— said the embassies would reopen in London and Tehran within a month. Hurd retreated into heavy diplomatic parlance when asked about Rushdie. “ It is our understanding from public statements m ade by Iranian officials that the Iranian government respects the law and would not interfere in the internal affairs of any other country — anymore than the United Kingdom would.” That w as taken as an assurance that Iran would not try to send assassins after Rushdie, who is believed to still be in Britain. Hurd said the other outstanding issues between the two countries, including the British hostages held in Lebanon by Islam ic fundamentalists loyal to Iran’s Shiite revolution, are better discussed at the full diplomatic level. Hurd also praised Iran for voting for U N. embargoes against Iraq despite improving relations between Iran and its form er emeny. In Washington, the State Department said it had no comment on the British-Iranian announcement. “ That’s between them,” department spokesman Richard Boucher said. The Iranian statement gave no reason for the restoration of relations, saying only that it w as based on “ mutual respect.’’ In the past six weeks, Iran has gained land, peace, money and som e respect, benefiting, at least in part, from the changing alignment of the Middle E ast following Iraq ’s invasimi of Kuwait on Aug. 2. Iraq, facing a U. S.-led multinational force in Saudi Arabia and the gulf, caved into Iranian demands to seek a formal end to the 1980-88 Iran-Iraq war. The two sides exchanged prisoners of w ar, freed hundreds o f thousands of troops from their border and agreed this month to resume diplomatic relations. Iraq also withdrew from Iranian territory occupied during the w a r and agreed to share sovereignty over a disputed waterway. Western nations, meanwhile, have sought closer relations with Iran, whose more than 700-mile border with Iraq makes Iranian support critical to U. N. trade sanctions on Iraq. Iran has said it will honor the trade embargo. Former hostages flee a bar in a Berkeley, C alif., hotel where they were held for more than aeven hours by a gunman early Thursday before he was killed by police. Police say the gunman killed one and injured seven others. Gunman kills 1, wounds 7 B E R K E L E Y , Calif. ( A P ) — A heavily arm ed gunman invaded a residential hotel and opened Are,' killing one young man, wounding seven and taking up to 30 hostages before police shot him to death Thursday. The man, described by witnesses as an Iranian in his 30s, w as shot when he “ got close enough to a window that w e w ere able to take him out,” Berkeley Police Capt. Phil Doran said. “ H e w as apparently very confused,” said Doran. “ Deranged is not a bad description.” The gunman — identified by University of California at Berkeley spokesman R a y Colvig as Mehrdad Dashti — w as naked and bleeding when he w as put into an ambulance and taken to Highland Hospital. He was dead on arrival, hospital spq^eswoman Phyllis Brown said. Police would not confirm the identification. Police Lt. Jim Polk, field commander at the scene, said be ordered six heavily arm ed officers to storm the hotel b ar after veteran police negotiators concluded there w as “ no other w a y ” to resolve the standoff. The gunman, who had been drinking beer all night, would “ alternate between hyper and coming down,” said Polk. “ It w as felt that if w e let it go much longer, he might go off and start shooting people.” A young m an and his girlfriend, who had been hostages in the besieged Durant Hotel, appeared red­ eyed and upset as they w ere hustled into a nearby building by authorities. Both declined to give their names. “ You can’t believe something like that can happen,” the young m an said. “ It w as like living in a dream but it’s over now,” his companion added. Doran offered no clear motive for the attack. “ W e really don’t know, except that he is apparently Upset because he didn’t get a student loan,” he said. The gunman w as apparently hit by a burst of gunfire heard around 7:20 a.m. Seconds later, hostages, some of whom had been forced to sit in the windows of Henry’s B a r in the hotel as human shields, began to run from the hotel. - \ The standoff began shortly after midnight, when the man, arm ed with a half-dozen weapons including handguns and rifles, stormed in. NASA concerned w ith ‘sw apped parts’ C A P E C A N A V E R A L , F la . ( A P ) — The stalled shuttle program has prevented N A S A from ending the scorned practice of “ cannibalizing” spaceship parts. Discovery, due to lift off Oct. 6 with a satellite to study the sun, received an auxiliary power unit and a metal grounding strap from Atlantis in August. Atlantis w as grounded by leaking hydrogen fuel in June, a month after Columbia’s hydrogen leaks w ere detected. Atlantis, in turn, got an auxiliary power unit this week that w as removed from Columbia. Atlantis is due to fly around Nov. 7, four months later than planned. “ W e ’re concerned because every time you remove a part from one orbiter and put it into another orbiter, you get two chances to introduce a problem — when you took it out of the one and when you put it in the other,” said W illiam Lenoir, head of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration’s space flight program. The problem is that N A S A has eight serviceable auxiliary power units, but needs nine — three for each shuttle. The units pressurize the shuttle’s hydraulic system. “ I f I don’t have one on m y ‘spares shelf’ in stock, then I either don’t fly or I have to go get one from another orbifer. U nfortunately, that’6 w here w e ’ve found ourselves recently,” Lenoir said Wednesday. The presidential commission that investigated the Challenger explosion recom m ended that N A S A stop removing parts from one.shuttle to supply another. N A S A w as forced into the situation because of an increasing flight rate and an insufficient supply of spare parts, the commission concluded. When Challenger lifted off for the last time on Jan. 28,1986, it had 25 “ cannibalized” parts, none of which are believed to have contributed to the disaster. The num ber of swapped parts per flight is going down. It has not exceeded io in the past two years, N A S A figures show. The last shuttle flight, in fact, had no borrowed parts and the three before that each had only one. Since the last shuttle flight in April, N A S A also has replaced Columbia’s leaky hydrogen fuel line assem bly with one from Endeavour, the shuttle under construction in California. “ It’s hard from a logistics standpoint to try to keep three vehicles (outfitted), any one o f which you’r e trying to launch,” said R oger Enlow, logistics director and overseer of the 220,000 shuttle parts. “ I f you had had the first flight go when the first flight w as supposed to, you would have had them (parts) in the right ones,” said Ann Montgomery, deputy director of logistics. O f the 220,000 parts that m ake up each shuttle, about 55,000 are stocked at Kennedy Space Center. There is not enough room and money to stock more, Montgomery said. Besides* some components need to be replaced so infrequently it would b e impractical to keep extras on hand, she said. Although m ore sp a resare available now — one of the m any changes resulting from the 1986 Challenger accident — there never can be enough, Enlow said. ‘‘Cannibalization can never totally be avoided. There’s just not enough money to do that,” E nlow said. The current logistics budget totals $193 million. N A S A is seeking $210 million for fiscal 1991, which begins Monday1 . Opinion Page 4 W d a^J egtem berS ^W O State Pres« Bridge spans history but has n o future in Tem pe I took a w alk along the Ash Avenue Bridge Tuesday. I wanted to see just what it w as about this 77-year-old structure that had everyone is such a tizzy. The city wants to tear it down, a few sentimentalists want to keep it up and more people than you would think just say “ the Ash Avenue what?” F o r those in the latter catagory, some history: Built between 1911 and 1913, the bridge Was the second structure to span the Salt River. It provided the first all-weather crossing of the river from Phoenix to the E ast Valley until 1931 when the M ill Avenue Bridge w as completed. The Ash Avenue Bridge is one of only a few bridges in the state still standing that w as built with prison labor. M ore than 250 convicts from the territorial prison in Florence had their hands on the bridge. Valley historian and bridge consultant G erard Doyle said the construction days really shook up the town. It seems the townspeople liked to imbibe with the inmates, which m ade for some great stories but w as quite illegal. Doyle says the courts of the time were kept busy dealing with honest citizens and their not-sohonest drinking buddies. L E T T E R It w as also brought up that the inmates could swing a baseball bat as well as a hammer. So they were shipped into Phoenix to play the local team — and won. The story goes that then-Gov. Hunt w as so eixeited that he took the whole team to lunch after its victory. Modern engineers say the bridge is also significant because it w as the first openspandrel arch structure built in Arizona. And stretching m ore than 1500 feet, it was one of the longest vehicular bridges built in Arizona. They say the structure, o rigin a lly intended as a wagon brid ge,. is also important as a remnant of early road construction. Looking across the bridge, I tried to imagine the pride of the city as each span of the structure w as completed. I wanted to imagine the sweat, frustration and good times that went into its construction. W alking down the 18-foot w ide passage, I tried to envision neighbors waving as their horse-drawn *wagons passed. I wanted to know how Phoenicians felt about this rem arkable new link to Tempe. And sitting on the edge of the bridge, I tried to conjure up an im age: a flowing river and unmolested Valley landscape. But I couldn’t. Looking down the bridge, all you notice is spray-painted grafitti. W alking down the surface, all you notice a re the cracks and holes where pieces of the deteriorating structure have been crumbling for decades. And looking down from the handrails, all you see is garbage, old tires and a few w eary campaign signs left over from the state’s prim ary election. The engineers say the bridge w as a construction nightmare from the day it was built. During a flood just a few years after its opening, the ninth span on the bridge sank an entire foot into the river bottom. It w as finally closed in 1931when the Mill Avenue Bridge w as completed. And it has remained ignored — until now. Something has to be done about the bridge before the city can continue with its Rio Salado project plans. Consultants told the city council in M ay that the stricture w as a safety hazard. A $50,000 study concluded that it would cost at least $8 million to save the bridge and that it wouldn’t even be in its original form. T h e structure failed once, it could fail again. The council dutifully voted to have it removed. Historical-types then jum ped in and urged them to look into other alternatives. A public hearing w as held Tuesday by the Rio Salado commission to hear what the public wanted to do about the dilemma. Three people spoke up. Sometimes what’s not said is more important than what is. And the silent opinions of thousands of Tem pe citizens spoke volumes. The bridge should come down. Fiscally, it’s the most economic thing to do. Historically, it’s the most saddening but realistic optidn. And emotionally, though m any thought this would be the tricky part, the public has Shown what support it has for the Ash Avenue Bridge. S W h o cares if Jesus was a hippie Editor: M y response to the letters by Rhonda Diskin and Richard Racy, Sept. 21 and 26, respectively, is that neither of these letters merits enough value to waste the time and money to print them. The letter by Diskin, although culturally worthless as a whole, w as at least w as entertaining enough to be read and w as then later forgot about. However, the letter sent in from R acy is nothing more than a Sunday school preaching about the holiness of the Bible. And what about those of us who do not necessarily believe the Bible is the only true Gospel and that G od’s word is law? The argument that I present is one that entails the fact that although Jesus w as a man who lived 2,000 years ago, where is the proof that Jesus is actually the Son of God? There is none! And for that matter, where is the proof (hat there is actually a God? Has anyone out there really ever seen and spoken with him? I doubt it! Religion throughout history seems more to me to be and have been a very effective method for sm all groups of people (religious leaders) to easily control, in flu ence and b ra in w a sh la r g e r grou ps o f people that none of them are exactly alike, yet they a ll claim to be the only true faith. Who is to decide which one of them is the right one to follow? Who is to be the almighty judge? Certainly not Rhonda Diskin or Richard Racy, or Jesus, or God, for that matter, because there is no proof that any of these people would be the correct choice to follow. This brings us to the Bible. How do w e know, for certain, that what the B ible states is what Jesus taught and what God wants? W e don’t! There is no certainty! The bible was written by ordinary humans, and many of them at that, over a period of many years, and has even changed some in the 2000 years that it has been around. So how can w e believe that it is 100 percent accurate? People like Richard R acy w ill say they believe because they have faith. To m e the w ord faith has a largely ambiguous definition. Faith for someone like Racy is to believe in the Bible, Jesus, and God, all of which cannot be proven by fact to be true and real. It is hard for me to believe in something that cannot be proven by fact and the (populations) into doing their bidding. Religion is a method of uniting large groups of people to hard evidence of reality. W hat I mean is, that if you haven’t seen, touched, heard, spoken to, audiotaped, or videotaped God, and no one else ever has either, and there is no solid fight for a sim ilar cause. If you w ere to look around the world, you would notice there are thousands of religions, and proof of Him, then how can you be so audacious as to preach Him onto other people? STATE PRESS S U Z A N N E RO SS Editor N IC O L E PER R O N Managing Editor .HOBART R O W L A N D .... N e w s Editor..______ _______.... Asst. 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M y final comment is on the topic of death. Rhonda Diskin states w e must all learn to live together or w e w ill all die together. This is probably true because of nuclear weapons and w arring religious factions around the world. However, Racy states that, “ The only w ay men can live together in peace, justice, and prosperity is to acknowledge Jesus as Lord and order their lives and societies by the L a w of God. The rebel w ill go into eternal death; the Christian already has eternal life.” This is rubbish, m y man. W here is your proof of God, of God’s L aw s as the divine answer, and that there is really a heaven and hell? The true fact is that you do not have any hardcore evidence of the perfect righteousness of any religion, whether Christian or not, and that you rely only on your personal faith of the validity of the Bible and God, which a re both topics of great debate, to forw ard your own opinions about religion. Therefore, m y suggestion to you, Richard Racy, and to all the others who would print religious opinions in the newspapers of the world, is to get some proof that God is real and that the B ible is fact, and then offer to us your profound opinions about the righteousness of Christianity. Until then, please spare us the problem of printed arguments on the subject of religion in our newspaper, for they are a waste of good paper! David Winn Sophomore, Psychology Opinion S ta te P rw » Friday, September 28Lj19gO___________________________________________________________________ P g g e j) N A SA A m erica n o lo n g e r lea d in g w o rld in space race C ody Shearer North American Syndicate In the aftermath of what seems like a year of setbacks, N A S A administrator Richard Truly gave a Knute Rockne type pep talk to the agency’s 24,000 employees last Friday via a live satellite link. In the “ tough engineering business” of space flight, Truly declared “ w e’re not going to fly until w e ’re ready and when we are ready . . . w e ’re doing it right.” Of course, Truly was referring to N A S A ’a decision to give up trying to launch the illf a t e d s h u ttle C o lu m b ia b e fo r e la t e Novem ber. It w as to have lifted off with the $148 million Astro Observatory on M ay 30, blit sprung hydrogen propellant leaks each of the three times it was fueled. Electrical problems in an on-board telescope halted another attempt. It has been that kind of year for NASA. The agency has not launched a shuttle since A pril when Discovery w as sent up with the $1.5 billion Hubble Space Telescope, which w as found to have a serious m irror flaw and cannot bring outer space into sharp focus. N A S A now admits human error caused the m irror fiasco. Apparently a worker at the Connecticut based Hughes Danbury Optical Systems accidentally inserted a 2-foot metal rod upside down in a m easuring instrument while m aking the telescope’s prim ary mirror. alive.” The uhlikely chances o f new or even minimum funding for President Bush’s vision of a mission to M ars raises serious questions about the limits of high technology and why the United States is going it alone in space. This is pure craziness in a non-Cold W a r world where new military space technology is not essential. There are currently three investigations un derw ay involving N A S A ’s mishaps. Concurrently, these misfortunes have made Congress extraordinarily uncomfortable with space extravaganza spending. The $30 billion price tag for the proposed space station Freedom, has already come under Congress’ knife. A Senate subcommittee recently slashed the space station’s $2.45 billion fiscal 1991 budget request by $863 million to $1,587 billion. At the Same time, the European space industry is reorganizing itself around two groups in an effort to strengthen Europe’s competitive chances in the fast growing w o r ld s p a c e m a rk e t. T h e 13-nation European Space Agency is working on plans for an internationally staffed space station. European companies have long cooperated on space projects with one another. Meanwhile, there is still a bitter debate within the science community and Congress about the perceived flaw s in the vehicle. Such rancor has caused Arnold Aldrich, N A S A asso cia te a d m in is tr a to r for Aeronautics, Exploration and Technology, to insist that all debate about the merits of the space station be stopped otherwise there will be a delay in “ accomplishing our goals in space in the 1990’s and beyond.” Aldrich is the man who has been quoted as saying, “ W e a re going to M ars because we are and ideas would heighten international understanding, thereby im proving the quality o f life all over the world. With freely a v a ila b le scientific inform ation, each country could work to fulfill its own health needs, among others. President Bush could easily take the lead in developing this technological/scientific b a s is fo r in te rn a tio n a l coo peratio n . Everyone knows that to maintain peace and prosperity, w e need m eans to share information. What better w ay to achieve this goal than through joint flexible as possible. Afterall, the polished im age of an elite agency, like N A S A , that once electrified Am ericans by sending men to the moon, belongs to another era. The finances a re so tight at N A S A that even recruitment is frozen. The average age of technical staff is now 42, com pared with 37 in 1968. Today a third of all employees in the agency are eligible fo r retirement. Isn’t it time m em bers of Congress accept the fact that N A S A has outlived its usefulness? W hy not combine this aged and faltering institution, whose shortcomings have become so evident o f late, with international partners who’ll be able to shoulder some of the costs involved in space exploration and development of modern In the future, A m erica’s scientific and technological progress is going to depend m ore an m ore on international cooperation. The sooner w e work toward creating and coordinating such a network, the better m an’s chances are for accomplishing the impossible. technology? Such exploration in the Context , of international cooperation Would allow for increased equality and independece among nations. A fresh exchange of information L E T T E R S Athletes w o rk for living, too . Editor: 1, as a student-athlete, am tired of constantly taking abuse from the writers of the State Press. In particular, I am referring to the column by Suzanne Ross. The issue here is not pre-registration priority, it is Miss Ross’s total lack qf respect for student athletes. Editorials like hers perpetuate the “ dum b jock” stereotype that continues to plague the athletic community . Based on the conclusions Miss Ross has drawn, I am astounded that she could hold a job as a writer. She stated that instead of spending hours pouring over books and lecture notes, students could drop everything and take up sports. Does she honestly believe that w e, as athletes, do not spend just as many hours pouring over our books and notes as other students in the University? W e have to maintain a minimum grade point average just like everyone else. Contrary to Miss Ross’ beliefs, academic and athletic prowess are not mutually exclusive. She also had the nerve to imply that athletes a re the only ones not cutting it in the classroom. However, there are plenty of students who fail out of the University without any help from the athletic department. Lighten up, Sarah Editor: This letter is addressed to Sarah Simmons or her ferret Bartholomue, whichever one can get their I. Q. out of the single digits long enough to read it. Lighten upl Since when is absolute adhesion to reality a prerequisite for a comic strip? I certainly don’t see Charles Schulz’s “ Snoopy” as a purebred beagle by the A K C ’s standards, nor does he do things that a normal beagle does. Of course, if one must have reality, I suppose a strip showing Snoopy relieving himself in the neighbor’s front yard would be most ■ appropriate. Y e t M r. Schulz has m ade a great amount of money from his “ inaccurate” portrayal of Snoopy, so he must be doing something right. I ’m not saying that Julie Sigwart is destined for comicstrip stardom. A ll she’s trying to do is make the days a little brighter for those who might appreciate her efforts, and as long as she can bring a smile to one person’s face, she’s doing her job. If you haven’t got anything better to do than criticize her, just move on to the sports page and keep your ferret aw ay from the typewriter. (Oh, I ’m sorry, I had forgotten that real ferrets Can’t type. Silly m e.) Better yet, why don’t you complain about something more your speed? I hear Dick and Jane violate the laws of reality all the time. Annette Robinson Senior, Music Education e o iq u M r't. M iss Ross went on to mention that athletes should take needed classes in their off-season. However, if M iss Ross had looked at the w orld of college athletics in the last decade, she would have realized that w e do not have an off-season. W o m e n ’s b a s k e t b a l l f o r e x a m p le , d o e s ' n o t h a v e Thanksgiving, w e get five days at Christmas (if w e are lucky) and somebody please explain to me what a spring break is. M iss Ross is so quick to point out that our time constraints a re minimal at best. E veryday I spend a minimum of five hours between pre-season conditioning, weight lifting, and the training room. And w e have not even started practice yet. I think the most offensive part of Miss Ross’s column was where she stated that athletes frolic on the athletic fields. If she thinks our practices consist of frolicking, then I invite her to attempt one of our workouts. This is a serious invitation, and I expect that if she accepts, she will be in for a rude awakening. I have the highest respect for anyone who works and goes to school, as most people do. Ifie y certainly should be Commended also, but not condemned Instead of working for a company in the community, as athletes, w e work for the University. Because our jobs are athletically related, does that m ean the time taken aw ay from our studies is any less significant? Until Miss Ross has w alked a day in m y shoes (sneakers), I wish she would keep her misguided opinions on athletics to herself. Now I would like to clear a few things up for those of you who have been influenced by M iss Ross. 'Oiere are no cars, no fixed grades, no extra spending money, just students who receive room and board, tuition and books. Most of us have worked since the time w e w ere seven or eight to gain the privilege of competing for our school. Please do not condemn us for having the foresight to see what all our hard work could bring. K aren O ’Connor Senior, Economics l i State Preis JFrjdaj^S^ernbwM jJW O Asbestos Continued fro m p age 1. potential health risks to someone exposed to asbestos. But Lanny Standridge, assistant director o f the ASU/DPS, said students should not be concerned“ If this is a one-time exposure, it’ll have basically no effect on them at all,” he said. Lam b offered to send five residents who received the most exposure to the asbestos for a physical exam to determine the current condition of their lungs in order to compare this with another exam to be given in a few years. The two physicals are necessary because asbestos has a latency period of up to 40 years, he said. The five residents cleaned the lounge after the roof started leaking, unaware of the asbestos in the ceiling. David Stephens, associate Residence Life director, said a meeting for the residents will be held at 8 p.m. Sunday in the Palo Verde E ast dining hall. ' purchase o f a lunch or dinner 'V-¡ buffet at regular price. Exp, 10-12-90. Ï - . Present coufwn when ordering. N pf valid with other offers. 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T em p e V illa g e Square P riest and Southern Tem p e 966-7672 ROSE’S JUNGLE JAM AZZ IZZ LIVE! with $200 Kamis $250 Monster Mugs CD «9.99 Tarzan YELL Contest/Tropical Trivia Contest Tape $6.88 Limbo Contest A ll happening this SATURDAY NIG HT CD «10.99 Tape $6.88 WË H9LY WATEB • ] MCUJOES CD «10.99 Tape $6.88 HOLY WATER CD «10.99 Tape $6.88 N O LIM IT S A L E T H R U 10*7-90 J ASU vs. Washington on satellite TV. GO DEVILS!! Page' Friday. September 28,1990 Celebrity speeches to raise funds Police Report By KENNETH BROWN State Pres» Twenty local celebrity blabbermouths will be allowed to banter, babble and shoot the bull on their favorite topics today, but there’s just one catch — their speeches can last only 60 seconds. It’s all part of an effort to raise $2,000 for the Phoenix Society of Communicating Arts, a 10-year-old group dedicated to educating and promoting designers and advertisers. A large time clock and moderator Jami M cFerrin, from K T A R 620 radio, will ensure that the speakers stay within the allotted time, but organizer V alerie Richardson, who is a Valley designer, is not so sure the feat is possible. “ (A rizona R ep u b lic columnist) E . J. Montini will probably go over,” she said. “ I don’t know how he’s going to fit everything he wants to say in 60 seconds.” Along with Montini, Phoenix M ayor P au l Johnson, New Times cuisine expert Cap’n Dave, Dean of A S U ’s College of Architecture and Environmental Design John Meunier, and other speakers that Richardson called “ fun surprises” whose identities will be revealed at the event, will be on hand. Richardson said she got the idea for the speeches from a conference she attended in N ew York anil decided that it would be a good w ay to give scholarships to advertising and design students. The only guideline the speakers were given w as the 60-second time limit, which inspired some earth-shattering topics, including architectural revival in Tempe, the state economy, bagels, “ the W est’s most western town” and pickles. Meiinier said the impressive list of speakers influenced hun to accept the group’s invitation to talk. Although he declined to “ tip his hat” as to what he would cover during the minute of fame, the educator said 60 seconds is about one-fiftieth of the time he usually Spends speaking. While Richardson w as somewhat disappointed that some invitees such as auto salesman Tex “ N o B ull” Earnhart and the mother of heavy-metal star Alice Cooper turned down the opportunity, she expects the event to be a livëly one. The event will begin today at 5:30 p.m. at the Valley A rt Theater, 509 S. M ill Ave. Admission is $5 for students and PS C A members, and $10 fo r all others. A SU police reported the following incidents Thursday: •A thief took a workout outfit from an employee’s gym b ag on the second floor of the University Commons Apartments. Loss is estimated at $35. , •A student w as arrested after police found him with fireworks at Sonora Residence HalL The student was cited and released. •A student w as injured when he rode his bicycle off of the loading dock at Grady G am m age Auditorium,. The . student w as taken to Tempe St. Lukes Hospital where he was treated and released. •A student w as found unconscious behind Valley National Bank, 915 S. R ural Road. Tempe Fire Department paramedics checked the student for injuries and w ere unable to find any. A S U Department of Public Safety officers took the student home. T em pe police reported the follow ing incident Thursday : ; •A Phoenix m an w as arrested and charged with panhandling at 200 E . University Drive after he asked three men for change. Com piled by State P ress re p o rte r M ich elle Paul. FROM EARLY TIL LATE When you think VOLKSWAGEN THINK la r d o n e Vo l k s w Corner o f 6th & Mill C O F F E E *» P L A N T A T IO N CROSSWORD R O M A by THOM AS JOSEPH A C R O SS agen We are ASU ’s exclusive Volkswagen dealer w ith the largest se lectio n o f new and used Volkswagens in the valley. You can bet we have one fo r you and at prices a stu d e n t budget can a ffo rd . S o com e dow n a nd Iet us put you in a Volkswagen today. 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In this sam ple A is used for the three L ’s, X for the two O ’s, etc. Single letters, apostrophes, the length and formation of the words are all hints. E ach day the code letters a re different. CRYPTOQUOTE la r d o n e Vo lk s w a g e n 9 -2 8 R Y G A T I C G N X L G S Q Q 15th Street & Cam elback R o a d * 265-6600 C G Q C K X L C G V G L L Q Z S G ; U X L R S Q R Y G M IR R Y P V F R Y R G A T I C G L P G P . — R S G A R Y P G L D X D G Y e s t e r d a y ’s C r y p t o q u o t e : T H IS IS T H E F IN A L T E S T O F A G E N T L E M A N : H IS R E S P E C T F O R T H O S E W H O C A N B E O F N O P O S S IB L E SE R V IC E T O HIM. W ILLIA M PH E LPS © 1990 by King Features Syndicate, Inc - Friday, September 88,1990 33*1 Ms. Black Arizona m ore than a queen By KRIS MATES State Press L a w n d i a V e n e r a b l e ’s hi gh sch o o l counselor told her she would never be more than a Beverly Hills maid. But Venerable, 30, had other things in mind. On Sept. 8, the California native, now an administrator with Tem pe’s Kyrene School District, mother of two and an A SU graduate student, w as crowned 199G’S Ms. Black Arizona. “ W e can never forget where w e came from. It's a crim e to forget how you got so m eplace,” said V en erable, d raw in g sentiments from a speech she gave during the talent portion of the M s. Black Arizona competition. T he speech, inspired by numerous storytelling sessions with her children, c h r o n i c l e d t h e s t r u g g l e s o f th re e generations of proud black women. Venerable is attending graduate classes at ASU, leading up to a doctorate in leadership and policy studies. “ The pageant gives people hope that they can affect the community,” she said. A long time advocate of community service, Venerable said she hopes her role as Ms. Black Arizona will allow her to continue to “ promote community spirit and project a positive im age to children.” V e n e r a b l e h o ld s a s t r i n g of accom p lish m en ts in the com m unity, including volunteer work with the Red Cross, U C L A ’s Special Olympics and, most r e c e n t l y , the M a r t i n L u t h e r K i n g Jr. Committee on Proposition 302. Children’s issues top the pageant winner’s agenda, which includes fighting for the development of adequate role models for young people — particularly in the black educational community, w here according to Venerable, such examples are uncommon. “ Having a black role model is ra re ,” she said. “ If you, as a role model, can just encourage young people, it can make a big difference.” Lawndia Venerable, a 30-year-old ASU graduate student, Is Ms. Black Arizona. In high school she was told she would never be mora than a Beverly Hills maid. Oh, really? RA vacancies to rem ain due to few er hall residents By LAURA SCHMIDT State Press A University official said extra vacancies for residence assistants positions will rem ain empty due to the dramatic decrease in students living in A S U residence halls. D eb ra Sells, education director and supervisor for campus area coordinators, said Residence Life planned in M arch and A pril to hire a full staff of 125 residence assistants for the fall semester, including 10 RA s in the new Sonora Center. In July, Sells said Residence Life decided to hire only 115 RA s because fewer students planned to move into the residence halls. “ This year, over the summer, enough people dropped out (students with poor grades or personal issues) to make up for the numbers w e don’t need,” she said. Blit despite the dram atic decrease of student occupancy in A S U residence halls this fall, Sells said none o f the current campus R A s w ill be let go. Sells said students must re-apply each y ear for R A positions, which entitles students to free room and board and a scholarship of up to $190 every semester. Sells also said that with the opening of TWE HONDA DOCTOR HONEST QUALITY REPAIRS AT FAIR PRICES! •F A C T O R Y TR A IN E D , PR O FESSIO N A L H O N D A T E C H N IC IA N S N •OVER 9 YEARS EXPERIENCE I 717 S. H A C IE N D A DR., #104 • TEMPE f CALL 967-7282 W-S Hours: Mon-Fri, 7 :3 0 a.in.-6 p m . Tues & Thurs Nights by Appointm ent WE ACCEPT 5 HONDA OOCTOR IN C . Lt .717 S. H acienda Dr Tam pa Ask about ou r Preventative M aintenance C lu b OIL & FILTER SPECIAL 4 ja r 1 4 s10 Featuring Castrol GTX 10W40 Motor Oil Free Front Brake Inspection CORTEZ s Call for daily specials 1125 E. Apache Blvd Tem pe • 9 6 8 -3 3 2 2 MIKE KWArt'S C D L D E ÍI C O IN Chinese B uffet 941 W . 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Sells said that out of all R A s across campus, few er reside in Sahuaro, P V West and M anzanita Residence Halls, with Sahuaro Residence Hall housing only six of its usual 12 R A s due to the closing of two wings. Sonora Center this semester, Residence Life did not direct its energies toward pursuing a grant .to fund residence hall programs. Residence Life Director Cliff Osborne said 590 few er students resided in A S U ’s 12 residence halls during the first week of fall 1990 than in last fall’s first week. “ W e are running at about 76 percent of our designed occupancy,” he said, adding that Residence L ife will make $2.5 to $3 million less based on the lower occupancy. “ W e are in a condition to have to be considering a variety of cost saving m easures,” he said. 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Continued fro m page I. under the First Amendment when selling recordings containing obscene lyrics. ' “ Obscenity has never been protected by the Constitution of the United States,” he said. Thompson, who said he speaks op behalf o f sexually abused women and children, began campaigning in January to preveiit music stores from selling 2 Live Crew ’s album, As N asty As They Wanna Be. His opponent, Lawson, whose comments were met with applause several times, said today’s youth is in immediate danger, unlike the youth of the 1960s who took control of their lives in choosing their own music. “ Rock and roll is the only thing that you own,” he said. “ It is the only thing that you can derive power from and cohesion from .” Lawson said a w a r is being w aged in the United States to take that right aw ay from today’s youth, adding that he’s insulted by the idea that a song’s lyrics might influence a teenager to commit suicide. “ You’re young, you’re dumb, but you’re not that dum b,” he said. Judas Priest prosecutor Ken McKenna disagreed, saying that much of popular music is harmful because it is designed to capitalize on the dangerous emotions that young people m ay experience. “ Judas Priest chose to use subliminal messages in their music,” he said. “ To pander to emotions (that lead to suicide) that are already there is dangerous.” H e added that young people should not be fooled into believing that controversial music is art. “ It’s all about money. Rem em ber, art is in museums, art is free.’,’ he said, met with a b a rra g e of obscenities from audience members Siddons said the issue of censorship is one he has dealt with since his career started in the 1960s as m anager of The Doors. “ I ’ve lived through all that stuff,” he said. 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College Culture Page 11 Friday, September 28,1990 State Press messing with V texas JL- “ I f I owned Texas and h e ll, I would re n t out Texas and liv e in h ell. ” *— Gen. P h ilip H. Sheridan, Speech, 1855. T E X A S — you’ve got to understand that until a few weeks ago, the great state of Texas w as busy b r in g to dig its w ay out of a serious economic crisis. The joke is an old one, but it goes something like this: “ Yeah, real estate is so cheap in Texas right now, that for a $125 a month you can rent an apartment (pause) building.” When the price of oil plummeted, Texas and Texans started on an economic slide that held no positive portents for the future. W e’re talking bleak forecasts with no hope — none. O f course, the ever-thoughtful Saddam Hussein has seen to it that the price of oil has gone through the ceil­ ing, so the folks in Texas are doing okay again. But this is a most recent occurrence. W hat does the price of oil have to do with a movie? Lots, as a matter of fact, since one of the characters in the movie m ade his money when things w ere good for Texas oil men. T exa sville is L arry M cM urtry’s sequel to his immensely successful novel called The La st P ic tu re Show. A s a movie, The L a st P ic tu re Show did well, both at the box office and in its crtitical acclaim. It also won two Oscars for best sup­ porting actor and actress. It w asn’t M cM urtry’s first ex­ perience with Hollywood, either. His very first novel, Horsem an Pass By, w as turned into a film called H U D , starring a young P au l Newman. A few years back, M cM urtry’s Pulitzer prize winning epic of the Am erican West and the last of the real cattle drives w as also turned into a successful mini-series for the tube. M cM urtry and his novels are no strangers when it , comes to adapting themselves to the screen. The novel Texa sville carries a 1987 copyright/publication date, and it’s set in Texas in the not too distant past: 1984. T exas w as still reeling from the price of oil being too low to actually pump the stuff out of the ground. The story is about the characters from The La st P ic tu re Show, some 30 years later. Like many stereotypical Texans, Duane (J eff B ridges) m ade it big when oil and cash flowed fast and furious, thanks to the A ra b oil price gouging, and the ensu­ ing high {»ice s. Lest you wonder about the mythical town of Thalia, the setting for much of M cM urtry’s fiction, it is patterend after Archer City . . . which isn’t really a city, but a place in North Texas plains country. It has a population of under 2,000, including all the dogs. Thalia, it is important to note, is also the Greek muse of finO nt oSc io n e smt a r by k ra m e n v e tz è l comedy. Wonder w hy M cMurtry chose that name for his mythical Hamlet? The author, in a series of essays publish­ ed in 1967 under the title o f In A N arrow G rave, said this about himself, his work as a stroy teller, and Texas in general: “ If this is truly the era of the absurd, then all the better for the T exas writer, for where else, except Califor­ nia, can one find a richer mix of absurdities? (54).” The movie is appealing, and in some places, it makes a very successful jum p from a novel to the big screen. Perhaps it is too successful, and that would be its only flaw. It is impossible to underestimate the taste of the Am erican public. The realism and black comedy, as well as the fine acting and the interplay of characters, won’t be understood by most of the public. If one is: I ) from Texas, 2) read the book, or 3) rem em bers seeing The Last P ic tu re Show, then this is an important sequel. One problem, though, is the fact that this is a sequel that has taken 20 years to make. That’s fa r too long in the public’s eye. Taking 20 years to make this film, though, has cer­ tain advantages, since this is largely a reprise for the original cast. The 20 years in real time makes it easy to ac­ cept the 30 years that have purportedly passed. If nothing else, the passage of time and its w ear and tear on the cast added a dimension of verisimilitude to the story that no special effects of makeup can match. F ace it: these actors have aged right along with their characters. Jeff Bridges is Duane Jackson again. Instead of being a roughneck, he is much, much more. H e owns three working oil rigs and a $12 million debt, and the price of oil keeps go­ ing down. His best emotional defense is a hang-dog look. Duane spends a great deal of time competing with his son Dickie, well played by W illiam M cN am ara, for the at­ tention of various mistresses. W hat has happened to Duane is that he keeps finding himself a victim, and there are all these women running his life. In Shakespeare’s Tragedy o f K in g R ich a rd the Third , there is a character that mocks the idea that women are running the country. “ Why, this if is, when men a re ru l’d by women” (I.i.62). Duane must feel much the sam e w ay as Gloucester. They both feel as if their lives are being run by women, and it isn’t really so. Anarene is the name of the town in the movie, not M cM urtry’s Thalia. Since the oil boom has gone bankrupt, the only sport in town seems to be sexual. And the clear­ inghouse for this information, the gossip that fuels the town, is the local D airy Queen. Again, the novel and the resultant screenplay try, and succeed, at a completely Photo courtesy o f Columbio Pictures CyMtt Shepherd (Jacy Farrow) and JaM Bridges (Duane Jackson) star in TexaavHle. f o r 'T e x a s v ill e Photo courtesy o f Colum bia Pictures Ruth Popper (Gloria Leachman) enjoys the town’s big centen­ nial parade celebration in Texasville. r e a lis tic fe e l s in c e most little towns in the T exas panhandle actually function just like this. That’s one of the strong points in the movie: it feels real. There are a num ber of scenes that have such a completely r e a lis t ic feeling to them, scenes like Duane putting one of his granddaughters to bed, or the whole extended fam ily sitting.around the kitchen table and alternately arguing and laughing together . The poignant bits of realistic portrayal of everyday life are handled with such a delicate touch that die absurdity of Duanes’s position is dram atically underscored. Then there is Cybill Shepherd. H er role in The L a st P ic ­ tu re Show as Jacy F arro w launched her career as an actress, Jacy’s back, world-traveled and w orld w eary. She’s also mourning the loss of one of her children, and once again, she uses Duane. P eter Bogdanovich wrote the screenplay based on M cM urtry’s novel. l ik e the original, Bogdanovich also directed this one. There a re parts of dialogue that are lifted verbatim from the book itself. That, in itself, indicates a high degree of respect when it comes to w orking from a best-selling novel. It also points to some of the problems since it is such a faithful adaptation. There is one shining star from the novel that has been brought to life by the m ore than capable Annie Potts. She palys Duane’s wife, K arla. She is feisty, foul-mouthed, hottempered, drunk, and very much in love with Duane despite the w a y parts of his anatomy wander from time to time. So here is Duane, with a wife forever giving him advice, and his various love interests straying from his direction and taking up with his son. The town is going'bankrupt; Duane is still $12 million in debt, and now all of his support has fled from him. The subtle ironies and intense humor of the novel are m is s in g on the screen. Some of M cM urtry’s w it just doesn’t seem destined to translate. But it is faithful in respect to the feelings of the story, and perhaps the artistic integrity is important. Too bad the box office sales Won’t support the film. Better yet, w ait a few weeks for its video release and watch it back to back with its predecessor. Together, the tw o stories are complete. F o r a rating, and considering the title: give this movie one lone star. 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Neither the Educational Testing Service nor Princeton University is associated with The Princeton Review. Scottsdale no. ¡8 1 mile north o f University Expires 104-90 945-8850 Limit one coupon per person, per day. Not good with any other offer. Friday, September 28,1990 Stete Press Page 15 Devils to tame Tiger emotion By PAUL CORO State Press TO put it in perspective, being next on Missouri’s schedule after its 58-7 em barrassment to Indiana is a more enviable position than facing USC after the 31-0 scalding it suffered at Washington. Nevertheless, Sun Devil coach L a rry M arm ie is concerned with good reason as to how the Tigers (1-2) will respond Saturday when No. 21A S U (2-0) makes its first road trip this season to Columbia’s Faurot Field at 11:30 a.m. (Arizona time). “ When we go in there, they’ll be fully prepared and wanting to make am ends,” M arm ie said. “ I think the challenge for us is coming off an open date, seeing how well w e com e back on the road, and playing a team that we feel is going to be upset or m ad.” M arm ie is not the only coach concerned about Mizzou’s reaction time. T iger coach Bob Stull said he is worried too, considering his team needs to turn around its fortune in a hurry with Colorado and Nebraska on the slate after the Sun Devils. “ W e w ere feeling really good about the w ay we were progressing as a team until (Saturday),” Stull said. “ A gam e distorted like that dissipates your confidence.” Stull said he is even more uptight thinking about how to handle A S U ’s balanced offense. While Sun Devil quarterback P au l Justin has been solid offensively (29-48, 405 yards and two touchdowns), he has not broken loose yet. He m ay get his shot with Mizzou’s inexperienced secondary. In A S U ’s 19-3 win last season against the Tigers, Mizzou saw a controlled version of Justin, who threw for just 125 yards. “ There’s so much big-play potential there that that has us concerned m ore than anything else,” Stull said. The area that A S U could have feasted most on against a subpar Tiger defense m ay be hampered with starting tailback George Montgomery staying home with shin splints. However, after surrendering 277 yards rushing to the Hoosiers last week, Mizzou will Still have to deal with A S U ’s leading rusher in fullback Kelvin Fisher (173 yards, 7.2 per carry ) and highly-touted but seldom-used tailback Leonard Russell. “ (The Tigers’) front four is probably the most impressive part of- their defense,” M arm ie said. “ They’re big and physical and could whip your butt at the line of scrim m age and make it tough to do some things. You didn’t see Indiana going at them 4 or 5 yards a clip.” Other than Montgomery, backup center Jim Watson is the only other m ajor casualty because it leaves starter Paul DeBono by himself. DeBono m ay play the entire gam e with starting strong guard Bob Roberston perhaps helping so freshman Toby Mills can redshirt. On defense, the Sun Devils are healing with nose guard P a t Mason able to play Saturday for the first time this season. M arm ie said he (shoulder sprain) and Bryan Hooks (ankle strain) will not start. With Shane Collins out, the entire original starting defensive line will be watching the first series. A S U has spent this week tinkering with its pass rush. The tentative front four of David Dixon, Shante Carver, Israel Stanley, and Gavin Hill will go up against a big offensive line that averages 6-foot-5,281 pounds across. G AM ES JM U ASU (2-0) VS Missouri (1-2) Kickoff: 11:30 a.m. Site: Faurot Field / Memorial Stadium Expected Attendance: 40,000 Series: Tied 2-2 C h e c k i n g I t O ix t ASU ' Missouri ^ / V / V / / QUARTERBACKS RUNNING BACKS OFFENSIVE LINE WIDE RECEIVERSmGHT ENDS V DEFENSIVE LINE / LINEBACKERS SECONDARY SPECIAL TEAMS ADVANTAGE' “ W e ’ve got to put pressure on the quarterback,” M arm ie said. “ I think w e’ve got to do the sam e things with the receivers and bang some of those guys around to destroy their routes.” T u rn to Football, p a g e 16. Volleyball hosts Bears, Cardinal over w eekend By GREG ZELE State Press Irw in D augherty/State Press Freshman outside hitter Nancy Christian goes up fo r a block in a home game two weeks ago. The Sun Devils host Cal tonight. Tonight, the University of California volleyball team pays a visit to its form er assistant, A S U coach Patti Snyder) in hopes of reminding her what she left behind. The Sun Devils ,(7-6 overall, 1-2 Pac-10) square off against Cal (4-6,0-4) tonight and sixth-ranked Stanford (6-2,3-1) on Saturday. Both matches begin at 7:30 p.m. in the University Activity Center. “ C al is damn hungry for a win,” Snyder said. T h e Golden B ears enter tonight’s contest seeking a fourth consecutive victory over ASU. Cal relies heavily on the talents of senior outside hitter Lisa Arce, who leads the team in blocks and digs. Lately, the Sun D evil volleyball team has been looking a lot like the U ofA football team. They both beat the good teams and struggle against the lousy ones. T h e Golden B ears are hardly volleyball behemoths. However, Snyder said Cal is not a slow teain and A S U matches up w ell with the Golden Bears. “ They are struggling because they have so many new players but they are a very good physical team,” Snyder said. Most likely, defeating Stanford will prove to be a harder task. The Cardinal is an experienced squad with 13 returning players. Thè Sun Devils have recorded some impressive victories this season, but the Stanford match m arks the first time A S U will play a top-10 team. The Cardinal’s losses cam e at the hands of No. 2 U C L A and No. 3 Pacific. “ W e ’re going to have to have one of our best matches to beat them,” Snyder said. “ They have some big players. They are very experienced.” Stanford Coach Don Shaw said much of the Cardinal success stems from its varied offense. Stanford boasts three outstanding hitters on attack. Sophomore hitter B ev Oden (6-foot-2) and junior hitter Kristen Klein (6-foot) average 4.9 and 4.8 kills per gam e, respectively. By comparison, the leading Sun Devil Utter, junior Mindy Gowell, ranks T4th in the nation averaging 4.6 kills. “ F rom a statistical standpoint, w e have a very good team,” said Shaw, adding that it is hard to tell how good the team is after only eight matches. Despite the fact the season is still young, the Cardinal has already succumbed to injury. Standout sophomore outside hitter Kristi Paaso is out with back trouble and probably will not m ake the trip this weekend, according to Shaw. “ (The injury) has forced us to go with some inexperience at outside hitter, but so fa r w e ’ve done a good job overcom ing that,” Shaw said. A S U knows injuries, as yet another starter w as sidelined this week. Senior setter/defensive specialist Jenny H alack is out for at least a week with a sore shoulder, Snyder said. The loss of Halack will force the Sun Devils to go with a 5-1 offense, relying on sophomore Jennifer Helfrjch to handle the setting duties. Snyder said Helfrich has m ade big strides in her playing since she w as installed as a part-time setter after freshm an setter Tiffannie Johnson’s seasonending knee injury. Problem s aside, Snyder said she has 10 healthy players “ ready to go.” Loss o f experience, B urton Cross country looks to better show for ASU w o m en ’s g o lf season opener with second win By KRIS TIMMONS State Press Despite a strong third-place finish by the A S U wom en’s golf team at the Oregon Invitational earlier this week, head coach L i n d a V o l l s t e d t s a id the t e a m ’s inexperience showed. Because sophomore T ricia Konz was unable to make the trip to Vancouver, Wash., junior Lynne Mikulas w as the only m em ber of the 1990 N C A A championship team to compete in the Invitational. “ W e didn’t have our strongest team in there,” Vollstedt said. “ Tricia was unable to go and w e missed having her in there. “ W e thought it Was a good omen though. When w e played at this event last year, Brandie (Burton) wasn’t there and w e still finished third.” Vollstedt said the Sun Devils are at a disadvantage over last year without Burton, who left the team and A SU to pursue a pro . career. “ Taking Brandie out of the lineup makes a difference of about 20 shots a tournament,” Vollstedt said. The Uth-year coach said the tournament w as a good experience for the team, “ It gave us the opportunity to find out what w e have to work on,” she said. “ This team is re al green.” '-its Mikulas, who finished fifth in the event with a three-round store of six-over-par 222, played up to Vollstedt’s expectations. “ L y n n e w a s h e r n o r ma l , ty p ic a l, T u ra to G o lf, page 16. By DAN ZEIGER State Press Although the A S U cross country team looked impressive in its season-opening victory, the Sun Devils have the opportunity to truly prove their mettle this weekend. A S U distance coach K en Lehm an said he is hoping his team can continue its success a s 17 teams and an easier course aw ait the Sun Devils at the U C-Riverside Invitational S a t u r d a y at the A g r i c u l t u r a l Experimentation Fields in Riverside, Calif. “ Obviously, w e’ll be going in to win,” Lehm an said. “ W e have as good a chance aS anyone else. It depends on which team runs the best that day because I think w e ’re pretty even with the best teams there.” . A S U is coming off an impressive win, claiming both the men’s and wom en’s team titles at the U T E P Invitational in Santa T eresa, N . M ., on Sept. 14. The A S U wom en’s team easily finished first with all five runners placing in the top eight while Kendall Fink’s second-place performance led the Sun Devil men to victory. Lehm an said A S U should be m ore comfortable on the Riverside course than two weeks ago at Santa Teresa (altitude: 4,000 feet), where some runners w ere worried about respiration problems. “ At the last meet, the team w as a little bit m ore concerned a b o u t , the altitude,” Lehm an said. “ It’s a factor w e won’t have to w orry about this time. The course is m ore level and faster and I think the team w ill be Turâ to Cross country, page 16. Page 16 Stale P ic s» 9 6 5 -2 3 5 5 L aw yer's Assistant P rogram R o o m 318, S erra Hall San D iego, C A 92110 (619) 260-4579 N am « Current A d dress. City C u rre n t P h o n e .S t a t e . .Z ip . 0 ____ Permanent Phone # Are you serious about a Career in Management? 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Sunday, Septem ber 30, 3-6pm, BAC 216 and 316. F rid a y— Big Bro Warren. 7 8 4 -1 5 9 9 A LPH A PHI Jen Rabin— 2 more days! ATTEN TIO N G REEKS! Don't forget about the WiH Keim teleconference Sunday, You’ re 2nd to none. Big bear hugs, mom. Septem ber 30. ALPH A P H I*- Your coach es have faith in AXO JILL R: you’re th e best dot! K eep up you. Make us proud on Saturday. your cute smite! Love, your mom. . SUNttPùfeM F rid g ^ cpt e r n b g ^ ^ IW O PERSONALS PERSONALS G REEKS! find out who I am. W e ’N have a great year! Love, your Mom. Sunday, Septem ber 30. O ver 100 schools AXO G REEKS! PLEDGE Shaunda— You think W ILL Keim teleconference participating. B e a part! W ILL Keim PERSONALS PERSONALS AXO PLEDGE Trace: I can’t wait for you to RAGER: Sigm a Nu, AChiO, Sigma Chi, D eeG ee. A lp h a P h i, SAE, THETAS— SEE Rager. the 30th. Party starts at 7pm. The New W H OM EVER CO N C ERN ED : I'm not Catholic, and I don’ t have a girlfriend Show o f Hands plays at 8pm. W here? 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Hefty presented and I are both falling fast and hard for ya. tomorrow night! You're the SAE— SEE Rager L ove ya babes. J.V. C H IC C A R Y Bailen can’t wait for Satur­ I. S.U. day night! You are the most awesom e LiT Sis! A.S.U. I look forward to spending this C H IC KAREN— Y ou’ re doné studying for J. SCHAJER— I w as just wondering were the week (w e’ve got to quit talking so you bom as you are, or w ere you severty SIGMA K A PPA Dunise and Sue Whimps! much) and the big night is only a day abused as a child — Ha???? Whimps! Whimps! Whimps! Whimps! You SAE’S IN 205— MIP— W elcom e to Psyche! Losers— Phi and your big sis win be there to join you. Just look for m e with the roses and the tiara! Love, Stormy. SIGMA CHI— S e e Rager. weekend with you. Jill. C H IC MARY, finally your formal. It’s about time you take me. Just kidding. Happy Anniversary. Ha. Ha. I remem­ bered. Love, Kirk. C H IC PLEDGES hope you all are psyched for pledge presents! I know that I ami This is a time to remember! Love, Karen. coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever sisters— enough of this! Get well so we can rage Saturday night! C H IC TIN A Cress, tomorrow night's for all your dreams com e true! You’ re special! With Love, Dennis. DEE GEE— S e e Rager. to win bust! Love your coaches. Love your coaches W es, Craig, Steve and Mike. DELTA SIG Ken: T h e last five months have been awesom e! Olive Juice! Love, Barbie. DELTAS O N LY one day left Until Delta Domination of Bust! Let’s Rage! DELT KNUTE and Angus, how separate beds? 'bout DELT T-BONE, house biH is due on the first of the month. DEVILS’ AD VO CATES — prepare to boogie down on retreat. Signed, a disco ! . ” T DO Y O U think th e . bible is myth? Call 949-9177/273-1336 to meet others like you. ■ DUNISE— . I had a great time at your formal. I can't wait fo r Palm Springs and our big 7! S e e ya— T.B. LI2ZARD — H A P P Y 30th Birthday! Love, Rufus and Cheddar. 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Incom e should improve. CANCER m A Q U A R IU S (June 21 to July 22) (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) fir a Either you or a close tie tends to This is a good day for travel and for spend too much money today. It's a going places and doing things. time to keep close track o f the There’s one idea you’re especially budget. You’Ü ei\joy spending time excited about now. Keep signals clear with your family. with a partner. LE O ^ 4 P IS C E S . it| (July 23 to Aug. 22) ’W l (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) This is a good time for heart-toThere’s really a tendency now to heart talks with, close ties. Remem­ procrastinate and put things dff. ber, though, to keep, commitments Don’t become inert, but face respond made tq others. Don't make promises, sibilities. By tonight you’ll be moti­ that you won’t be able to keep. vated. VIRG O YOU BORN TO D AY are blessed (Aug. 23 to Sept22) tS i with originality but may be nervous Rely on your own efforts to get and high strung. You're naturally things done. It’s a not a good day to drawn to creative" fields and your delegate responsibility. You have work is often ahead o f its time. You enough energy to do the work o f two have a natural interest in the welfare pëople! o f others and may become involved L IB R A | • in a humanitarian cause. You work (Sept.23toOct.22) 3F5 best when inspired. Though you can A friend p f yours is inclined to big succeed in business, your heart is talk. Still, it's a good day for getting usually in the arts. Birthdate of: Gene together with others for the purpose Autry, actor, Antonioni, film director; o f pleasure. Romance is definitely a Stanley Kramer, film director. plus! ' ; -, ■ Copyright 1990 by King Features Syndicate, Inc* Page 20 Friday, September 98.1990 S W P io ti