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Arizona State University’s Morning Daily

Voi. 72 No. 111

Friday, March 16, 1990

Coor made president,
outlines ASU priorities
By TENNY TATUSIAN
State Press. ? • ;

Pomp and circumstance topped the
agenda Thursday as more than 1,700
officials and friends welcomed Lattie Coor
as ASU’s 15th president during an elaborate
inauguration ceremony in Gammage Audi­
torium.
“Our son has come
h o m e ,” Gov. Rose
Mofford said of the
53-year-old Coor, who
was bom and educated
in Arizona. “Welcome
home son.”
Mofford added that
her only regret about
Coor is that “he did not
stay in Arizona long
enough to become our
youngest president.”
“But we welcome him back,” She said.
Coor has been acting as president since
Jan. 1, but only officially took office
Thursday.
Coor matched the greetings of University
and state leaders by outlining his four
p rio ritie s for ASU: u n d erg rad u a te
education, cultural diversity, growth and
research.
Coor said that the Campus population is
too large far undergraduate students to
receive a quality education.
“ I believe we must downsize the main
campus at Tempe, ” Coor said. “Not just cap
our enrollment, but actually reduce the size
of the overall student body. We have simply
grown too large on the main campus here at
Tempe, and we cannot provide the quality of
education that we must."
A SU ’s g ro w th w ill com e fro m
immediately planning an East Valley
campus and strengthening ties with the
Maricopa County Community Colleges.

Coor said ASU must improve its efforts to
cultivate cultural diversity,
“Various cultures bring such richness to
our University and our state, and yet they
are not as fully represented as they must
be,” Coor said.
He added that ASU can not rest until
every background — race, ethnicity and
gender — is fully represented.
To advance in research, ASU must seek
additional endowments, equipment and
grants, Coor said.
The procession of 330 faculty members
officially dressed in academic regalia
marked the beginning of an hour long
ceremony.
Five ASU officials greeted Com*, including
Faculty Senate President Harold White,
Associated Students of ASU President Paul
Larson and Mofford.
“The students wish you peace in your new
home,” Larson said. “We welcome you to
Arizona State University,”
White, chairman of the Lattie F. Coor
Inauguration Committee, summed up the
tone of the occasion by saying that “a
university is as great as its traditions.”
White stood at the'center of the stage,
draped in cap and gown, holding the
University mace — a large wooden symbol
used only during formal occasions — as the
faculty mitered.
\
And of Coor, White said: “You are an able
adm inistrator and acknowledged real
person.”
After the faculty were seated, White
marked the beginning of the inauguration
by placing the mace in its stand on the
stage.
Mofford told Coor he had “come full
circle.”
She jokingly added that Coor had told her
that he wanted to become an opera singer if

Slick move

Jonathan Reed, a junior liberal arts major, stands in protest against Exxon Corporation at
the Exxon station on the com er of Rural Road and University Drive in Tempo. About 15
members of Students For Environmental Awareness and the ASU Earth Day Coalition
demonstrated against Exxon’s lack of concern over the oil spill clean-up efforts in Alaska.
See story, page 2.

Turn to Coor, page 2.

Election nears for Tempe candidates
But Cahill said he doesn’t believe the renovations on
The Tempe City Council and mayoral elections will be held
March 20. Today we present, in alphabetical order, profiles Apache Boulevard will ever reach the level of the Mill
a t the council candidates. The mayoral candidate profiles Avenue project.
“I doubt the improvements will ever be that extensive
appeared March 14.
because the street doesn’t have the historical significance of
By HOBART ROWLAND
Mill Avenue,” he added.
State Press
Additionally, Cahill said that if elected, he will fight for
neighborhood preservation.
Dennis Cahill
Tempe City Council Candidate Dennis Cahill follows the
word on the street.
As a Tempe resident for 37 years and
co-owner of a masonry contracting
firm, Cahill says he listens closely to
the people he does business with.
“ I conduct economic surveys conti­
nually in my life by talking with other
small businesses,” he said in an
interview Thursday.
The candidate said he has done a lot
of talking to merchants along Apache
Boulevard, a street slated for renovaP m h ill
tions this summer.
L*anin
Cahill said he would like to see the
Mill Avenue renovations serve as an example for Apache
Boulevard and other business district revitalization projects
throughout the Tempe.

Wild Thing:
Arizonans concerned
with the preservation
of the local fauna
can put their tax
refunds toward help­
ing wildlife.

Page 2

Jeorgetta Douglas/State Press

Vivienne Campbell
City Council candidate Vivienne Campbell is taking the
city of Tempe to task on an issue that has had very little
publicity in this year’s election race:
The question of the unannexed county
islands.
Campbell stands behind neighbor­
hood preservation, limited terms for
city officials and many of the other
issues common to all political oppo­
nents, but, she says, the city and
Maricopa County has been ignoring
what she calls the “blight” of these
unclaimed parcels of land in North
Tempe for too long.
Campbell
‘"Ilie city should work out whatever
heeds to be done to annex this land and clean it up,” she said

Tips for Spring break:
don’t drink the water
By SO N JA LEWIS
State Press

Here’s a little advice fpr students on their way south
for spring break: Don’t drink the water, eat wellcooked meat and wear industrial strength sunscreen.
Health officials advise students traveling to Mexico
for break to think about more than getting a golden tan.
With all the fun that Mexico has to offer, students can
cut the risk of coming home sick by following certain
health tips.
All health officials agree that drinking Mexican
water is the biggest blunder any gringo can make.
“Don’t drink the water; don’t have drinks With
icecubes; and don’t even brush your teeth with water,*’
said Jolie Schaeffler, an adviser on foreign travel and a
registered nurse at the immunization clinic at UofA.
Schaeffler said students should bring their own
water to avoid the common symptoms of diarrhea,
nausea and cramping that travelers have been known
to suffer after drinking water in Mexico.
She said the reason students should avoid the
Mexican water is to keep from contracting Hepititus A,
Turn to Spring Break, p a g e s.

Turn to Council, page 0.

An NIT to
Remember?
ASU ’s basketball
team takes on Long
Beach State in the
first round of the NIT
championships at 7
tonight in the UAC.

Page 11

Homin’ In;
To Nadine Jansen,
jazz is an equal op­
portunity profession,
as the horn player
regularly proves at a
Scottsdale club.

State Press
Magazine ■

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lower 70a. Tonight: Clsar and mild, with a
low In the lower 50s.

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State Press

Friday. March 16,1990

Students picket local Exxon
By KRISTIE YOUNG
State Press

Protesters clothed in black and with black
oil camouflaging their faces staged a
protest Thursday at an Exxon gas station
near campus in remembrance of the
Alaskan Valdez oil spill.
About 15 members of Students For
Environmental Awareness and the ASU
Earth Day Coalition demonstrated at the
station, <hi the southeast corner of the
intersection of University. Drive and Rural
Road, shouting ‘‘Boycott Exxon” for nearly
an hour during peak rush hour traffic.
SEA members — sporting signs reading:
“Exxon clean up your act,” “Remember
Valdez?” and “Real slick Exxon” — booed
patrons of the station.
“We want to send a message to Exxon
that we are extremely upset with their
behavior,” said Jim Allen, a graduate
student in psychology. “We are expressing
our outrage while trying to let the public
remember what happened at Valdez.”
The oil tanker Exxon Valdez ran aground
March 24, 1989, near Alaska’s Prince
William Sound, causing the nation’s worst
oil spill. The captain of the tanker, Joseph
Hazelwood, is currently on trial in
Anchorage on several charges stemming
from the incident, including operating the
vessel while intoxicated.
Allen said the protest was ‘‘not against the
Exxon station itself. ’’

“The individual running the Exxon station
is not at fault here,” he said.
“The corporation needs to be more
responsible and get its act together,” Allen
said. “Instead of blaming the Valdez
accident on one employee, Exxon needs to
recognize the fact that they didn’t live up to
their promise of being capable and able to
clean no oil spills.”
The protest was staged to promote
awareness about several environmental
hazards. *
“It’s not just a protest against oil spills,
said Naomi Stein, a freshman organizer of
the protest. “ I t’s a protest against
everything that deals with the environment,
like air and plastic pollution.”
But Stein said the public should take
action instead of blam ing potential
polluters.
“It’s time to stop pointing fingers,” she
said, “It’s up to us as consumers to do the
changing.”
Ron Hardert, an associate professor of
sociology at ASU who was among the
protesters, said he was quite impressedwith
the student protest and “identified with
what they were protesting.”
“It’s important to do things like this,” he
said. “People don’t realize that we are
trashing the earth — the environment that
we have will not always be here to enjoy.”
The Exxon protest was the first event in a
series commemorating Earth Week, being
held April 16-20.

Coor.--------Continued from page 1.

he did not get the position at ASU.
“ I’ve heard his voice, I’ve seen his
resume and I advise him to stay at ASU,”
she said.
Mofford received a hug from Coor when
she finished her welcome.
Arizona Board of Regents President Edith
Ausländer officially made Coor a part of
ASU history by placing the President’s

Chain of Office — a braided silver rope on
which hangs a medallion of sterling silver
and gold — around his neck.
“ This fine day has finally arrived,”
Ausländer said. “May this external offering
be a constant reminder of all good wishes,
congratulations and thank yous for
accepting the challenge. May you be guided
always by the best traditions and highest
values of this University.”

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Gorbachev pledges to advance market reforms
MOSCOW (AP) — Mikhail Gorbachev assumed a powerful
presidency Thursday despite surprisingly strong opposition
in the Soviet Congress, then pledged to keep the country from
breaking up and to mend its economy with market-oriented
reforms.
As the first Western-style president in this country’s
history, Gorbachev strengthened his already formidable
powers and shifted them further from the Communist Party
leadership to the government.
On Wednesday, the Congress struck the party’s
constitutional monopoly on power to permit development of a
multiparty system.
Gorbachev, mindful of the country’s history of dictatorship
and terror, promised deputies he would use his new powers to
nurture the Soviet Union’s “young and not fully developed
democracy.”
Voting results announced Thursday at the Congress of
People’s Deputies indicated a significant drop in support for
the Soviet leader since he was chosen chairman of the Soviet
Legislature in May. That position was essentially a weak
presidency.
Congress elected Gorbachev to a five-year term by a vote
of 1,329-495. He was the only candidate. His total was 800
votes less than what he received one year ago, and not much
more than the 1,123 he needed to win.
In a separate ballot, the Congress chose Gorbachev’s
former vice president, Anatoly I. Lukyanov, as its chairman.
The Congress chairman holds many of the responsibilities of
vice president, including the right of succession if the
president cannot continue in office.
Yegor K. Ligachev, characterized by reformers as a
conservative power on the Communist Party Politburo,
praised Gorbachev’s election as “ a truly positive
development, especially at a time of party and social
renewal, when both the party and society are undergoing
transformation.”
One reform-minded deputy, Igor Shamshev, said
Gorbachev had lost the support of extreme conservatives and
radical reformers, but held the moderates.
On Wednesday, several deputies called for Gorbachev’s
defeat.
Teimuraz Avaliani of the western Siberian mining town of
Kemerovo accused him Of leading the country to the brink of
collapse, and said, “I ask you not to vote for Gorbachev
under any circumstances.”
Yevgeny Kogan, a representative of Russians living in the
Baltic republic, accused Gorbachev of being soft on
separatists. Estonia is pressing for independence.
“What would you do if a State decided it was leaving, and
the president didn’t take any measures to stop it?” he asked

A n o d iU d N u p h o t e

Newly elected President Mikhail Gorbachev shake* hand* with unidentified Soviet deputies Thursday after the majority of the Soviet
Congress deputies elected Gorbachev as new executive president with vastly expanded power.

reporters.
Despite the opposition, Gorbachev received a standing
ovation in the Congress after the results were announced. He
stood with tus hands folded before him at the dais inside the
Kremlin Palace of Congresses. He then moved to a plain
wooden table, and with his hand on a red-bound copy of the
Soviet Constitution, took the first presidential oath of office.
On Wednesday, Gorbachev won a key procedural vote in
which the Congress agreed to elect the president in
emergency session rather than turning it over to a
nationwide campaign. In the future, the Soviet public should
be able to elect the president.

Gorbachev will have wide powers to propose legislation,
negotiate treaties, veto bills, appoint the Council of Ministers
and void its decisions, declare war if the country is attacked,
and under certain conditions impose direct presidential role.
This means he could overrule a local government.
President Bush called Gorbachev “a reasonable man” and
said he was not troubled that Gorbachev has had his powers
strengthened. “They’ve come out of the totalitarianism of the
past. I don’t see it as a threat,” Bush said in Washington.
Gorbachev closed the day by giving a news conference, his
first in the Kremlin. Spokesmen said he would meet with the
press more frequently as president.

Moslem group threatens to kill American hostages
BEIRUT, Lebanon (AP) — A fanatical
Moslem organization threatened Thursday
to kill three captive American educators
unless the United States meets its demands,
and also to attack airlines flying Soviet
Jewish immigrants to Israel.
It was believed to be the first time that the
fate of the hostages was tied to the issue of
Soviet Jewish immigration.
The letter and statement Thursday from
the Islamic Jihad for the Liberation of
Palestine included a rare attack on the
Soviet Union.
The group did not specify its demands. It
previously offered (to trade Professors
Robert Polhill, 55, of New York City; Alann
Steen, 50, of Boston; and Jesse Turner, 42, of
Boise, Idaho, for 400 Arab inmates of Israeli
jails. Israel said no and the Reagan

Polhill

Steen

administration refused to pressure Israel.
All three men were kidnapped at gunpoint
on Jan. 24, 1987, from the campus of the
U. S.-affiliated Beirut University College.
A handwritten statement in Arabic was
delivered to the independent newspaper An-

Nahar, accompanied by a new instant
photograph of Steen.
A statement to a Western news agency
came with a recent picture of Polhill.
Steen’s picture showed him from the hips
up, looking into the camera with a faint
smile. He wore a white, V-neck T-shirt and
had a graying, bushy beard grown in
captivity. He looked much thinner than in
earlier pictures.
Polhill, balding and wearing glasses, also
appeared from the hips up, wearing a gray
T-shirt and looking into the camera.
The development came on the eve of the
fifth anniversary of the March 16, 1985,
Beirut kidnapping of Terry A. Anderson,
chief Middle East correspondent for The
Associated Press. Anderson, 42, is the
longest-held of the 18 Western hostages —

eight Americans, four Britons, two West
Germans, two Swiss, an Irishman and an
Italian.
The European Parliament marked the
anniversary in Strasbourg, France, by
reiterating its appeal for the release of all
Westerners held in Lebanon. It said
development of friendly .relations between
the European Community and Middle East
nations depended “on the release of the
hostages.”
After threatening to kill its three
hostages, the Islamic Jihad group accused
the United States of responsibility for the
big emigration of Soviet Jews to Israel
“ after pressure on the Soviets who
succumbed and collaborated in this big
conspiracy.”

News Briefs
Journalist is hanged;
London recalls ambassador
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) — Iraq on Thursday hanged a
London-based journalist it accused of spying, igniting a
storm of protest from European governments. Britain
recalled its ambassador from Iraq and halted ministerial
visits.
“Thatcher wanted him alive. We sent him in a box,”
Information Minister Latif Nassayif Jassim said in breaking
the news of the execution.
Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had led the campaign
to repeal the death sentence imposed on 31-year-old Farzad
Bazoft.

Gadhafl threatens to retaliate
for chemical plant fire
ROME (AP) —A fire caused extensive damage to a Libyan
chemical plant suspected Of producing poison gas, and
Libyan leader Col. Moammar Gadhafl on Thursday

threatened to punish West Germany if its agents set the
blaze.
•
West Germany, whose companies helped build the plant,
denied the accusation and filed a protest with Libya over an
angry demonstration outside Bonn’s emhassy in the Libyan
capital, Tripoli.
Gadhafl insisted that the heavily guarded plant in Rabta,
60 miles southwest of Tripoli, was designed to produce only
pharmaceuticals. But he said Libya would pay millions of
dollars to any company Willing to build it a chemical weapons
facility.

Parliament votes to
dump Shamir government
JERUSALEM (AP) — Labor leader Shimon Peres on
Thursday won a parliamentary vote to topple Prime Minister
Yitzhak Shamir’s hard-line government and said he had
created “momentum toward peace.”
“Parliament has shown that there is a majority for peace,”
said Peres, who is likely to be picked to form a new

government. “I believe we can form a government that will
reach a dialogue with the Palestinians.”
Despite Peres’ pledge to move forward, there is likely to be
little headway in peace efforts as long as Israel is consumed
with internal poltics.

Experts race to save
communications craft
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — An uninsured $150
million communications satellite stranded in a dangerously
low orbit appeared to be a loss Thursday as engineers tried
desperately to boost it to a higher orbit.
The Intelsat VI satellite has until March 25 in its present
orbit before it plunges back through Earth’s atmosphere,
said Maj. Thomas Niemann of the U, S. Space Command in
Colorado.
“ We are taking all steps necessary to place the satellite in
a stable higher orbit where it could remain indefinitely, ” said
Dean Burch, director general of Intelsat.

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Friday, March 16,1990

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Favoritism , elitism
Honors College weakens quality of education at ASU
Lynn Vavreck
Asst. Opinion
Editor
Kudos to President Coor for blocking a
plan advocated by the Dean’s Council — led
b y T e d H u m p h r e y — to m o v e
Undergraduate Admissions and Student
Financial Assistance from Student Affairs
to Academic Affairs.
It is good to finally see a president who
won’t give the dean of the Honors College
exactly what he wants.
Former President Nelson gave die Honors
College, and more, specifically Ted
Humphrey, everything needed to begin à
new dynasty of deception and elitism on
campus. After all, Nelson did everything but
put a red bow atop McClintock Hall when he
gave it to Humphrey for the Honors College
residence hall and administrative offices.
Now that Nelson and his elitist, pristine
and condescending air are gone, the
University is left with Ted Humphrey, dean
of the Nelson Legacy —The Honors College.
With no respect for ASU Alumni and their,
make that our, degrees, Nelson and
Humphrey created this new college for
gifted students. The Honors College is a
special program that offers a better degree
to challenge highly intelligent students,
while the rest of us struggle to get into
classes like English 101.
In order to get the University to offer
more sections of popular classes — like
English 101 — students and faculty have
tried to show that class size matters — that
large classes aren’t as good as small ones.
However, the U niversity has not
responded. The argument is that regardless
of the recommendations of professional
teaching societies, class size is not related to
quality of instruction. This was Nelson’s

larg est blow to students. And this
philosophy was followed by former Interim
President Richard Peck, who originally
came to ASU as the provost — in charge of
Academic Affairs.
These administrators are saying that a
class of 100 is as intellectually stimulating
as a class of 25. And we are'supposed to
believe them — trust them and let them
formulate our education. For a while a part
of me thought, “well, maybe they’re right.”
And then they created the Honors College.
And then I knew they were wrong.
The number one selling point of the
Honors College is this: The Honors College
offers the advantage of taking small classes
in which students can interact with their
professprs and other highly motivated
student!
It doesh’t take a doctorate in philosophy to
figure ouftiiat Nelson, Peck and Humphrey
believe class size does matter. But the effort
of creating small classes on this campus is
only worthwhile for the students who are
truly exceptional and highly motivated.
Does it make any sense to say that small
class size and professor interaction are
conducive to the learning environment of
only some students?
We all pay to be here. I came here
thinking my education would be the best this
University could offer. I didn’t know that
two years after my enrollment, a college for
smarter students would be started and they
would get the quality education while I got
what was left over.
Hie University seems to be saying that
the real education, the best education at
ASU is reserved for the students in the
Honors College. And that is elitist,
condescending and insulting to the other
42,500 students on this campus.
T h e H o n o r s C o l l e g e is t h e
administration’s way of saying that it never
in te n d s to im p ro v e th e le a rn in g
environm ent of students across the
curriculum It is favoritism and elitism and
it does not belong at a university that is

trying to enter a new decade of excellence in
education.
As an example of this elitism, the Honors
College designates special classes for its
students. These classes are supposed to be
more like seminars with discussions every
week and much student teacher interaction.
Only honors students, and sometimes
graduate students, can register for these
classes. This practice shuts out many

‘It is good to finally
see a president who won’t
give the dean o f the
Honors College exactly
what he wants. ’
qualified, eager and interested students.
It also prohibits learning.
Even if the professor of the class says it is
OK for a non-honors student, a regular
student, to enroll in the class, the Honors
College is the only department on campus
with the line number of the class, and it
won’t just give it out, not even to the
professor teaching the class. The regular
student has to go to the Honors College and
hear its sales pitch about why joining the
Honors College is advantageous to one’s
a c a d e m ic c a r e e r . W ell, s u re i t ’s
advantageous — if you don’t join, you’re
getting a second rate education at ASU. And
if you don’t join, it just may not give you that
line number.
The Honors College will coerce, bribe, beg
and threaten students to join — I know, it
happened to me last Fall.
All to take one class.
A class that is offered at a public
institution. A class that students are being
shut out of because they are not a part of an
elitist hierarchy of snobbery and conceit. A
class in which the Honors College didn’t
think students like myself were qualified to

participate . A class that I ended up
sneaking into by bribing someone to get me
the line number — and then getting an A in.
The most powerful commentary about the
dangers of the Honors College comes from
last year’s undergraduate education report
given by the Universities Academic Affairs
department to the regents. In this report,
Peck 'claimed that the single biggest
improvement to undergraduate education
on this campus last year was the creation of
the Honors College.
Yes, it is true. It is also disgusting.
The creation of this college, which
benefits less than 1,000 students, was what
Peck and his cohorts deemed the greatest
improvement to undergraduate education
at Arizona State.
Did it improve your education? It didn’t
do a thing for mine.
This type of rhetoric is disturbing. A great
improvement would have been 35 more
sections of English, Spanish, biology (with
the lab) and math. A great improvement
would have been a U niversityw ide
commitment to academic advising. A great
improvement would have been the hiring of
faculty who are willing to get in the
classroom and teach. Not faculty like
Humphrey, who only want to become
college deans and then stop teaching.
The justification for the Honors College is
that it helps to recniit scholars. The fact is
though, that few, if any, Flynn Or National
Merit Scholars come to ASU. The great
academic institutions of this country do not
have Honors Colleges. They don’t even have
honors programs. All students are expected
to perform with excellence or suffer the
consequences.
The only hope left is that the Honors
College does not become more and more
exclusive. It should work to spread the spirit
of quality education throughout campus.
But in order to do that, it has to loose the
pompous, elitist attitude it now has. And
with Humphrey at the helm, it almost
certainly won’t.

Letters
Tassinari’s column homophobic, wrong
Editor:
Regarding Brian Tassinari’s March 14 article dealing with
homosexuals in the military —what garbage. His arguments
were uncompelling and untrue.
First, is the absurd notion that any law or policy whose
constitutionality is upheld by the Supreme Court cannot be
considered discriminatory. Was it not discrimination when
blacks were forced to sit in the back of the bus, sit at separate
lunch counters, use separate restrooms and drinking
fountains and go to separate schools — all with the blessings
of the Supreme Court and the Congress?
Second, I find it misleading to say that a different set of
rules and regulations for the military is a “notion our society
has always accepted.” Don’t make us all jump on the

bandwagon so fast. Certainly the issue at hand shows that all
members of society do not agree with the unhindered rulemaking ability of the military. Different rules are justified on
some occasions, I’m sure, but an unchecked military can be
dangerous.
Third, I challenge you to prove that having homosexuals in
the military would be “so detrimental to morale that it would
hamper (its) fighting efficiency.” You suggest that the
sexual tension felt between the men would make the
realization of an object difficult or impossible. I heard of no
cases of sexual tension in Panama when units headed by
women engaged enemy forces. They were probably more
concerned with staying alive than with finding a motel room,
a phenomenon that I suggest would be exactly the same in

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units with homosexual members of either sex.
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keep one from serving his or her country by joining the
military. The systematic denial of opportunities to any group
of people is disgusting. Prohibiting homosexuals from being
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The ad caught my eye and intrigued me. It was for a
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I’m not a computer nut, but I’m familiar with computer
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about.
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store to give it a test run. I wanted to see what the program
would say about the style of short piece pF writing that has
always been one of my favorites.
I typed it into the computer just as the author is said to
have written and delivered it.
Then the computer printed out its critique. Here’s the final
product, with the computer’s comments in parentheses.
“Fourscore and seven years ago our father brought forth
on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and
dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
(Long sentences can be difficult to read and understand.

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that we should do this.
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cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead,
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people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the
earth. (Problems marked/detected: 13/13
That’s something. As often as I’ve read this speech, getting
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stylistic problem, much less 13. Shows how little I know.
But I suppose we really shouldn’t expect anything better
from someone who grew up in a log cabin, hoofed to a oneroom schoolhouse and never made it to college.
We might remember, though, that Abe Lincoln was at
stylistic disadvantge when he wrote what has become known
as his Gettysburg Address. The poor guy didn’t have a “Help
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Lynn Vavreck was right on in her column concerning
Brothers Jed and Rick. These evangelists are not reaching
for people, rather they are just providing the students with a
cheap form of entertainment.
In response to Krumtum’s letter, he should dust off his
Bible and read die New Testament. Yes, it does command
that all Christians spread the word of God, but Brothers Jed
and Rick are going about it in the wrong manner.
When Jesus Christ was here he showed love to the people,
not to some of the people, but to all of the people. Christ
ministered to the prostitutes of his time, not by calling them
sluts, whores or tramps and telling them they are going to
burn in hell, but by eating with them and showing them he
genuinely cared.
If someone stands and yells insults at me, showing that
they don’t give a rip about me, I’m not going to care about
what they have to say.
Brothers Jed and Rick are doing more harm to the name of
Christianity than good. Their hearts might be in the right
place, but their method? have to change.
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Je ff G reenfield
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NEW YORK — As a child in New York in
die late 1950s and early 1960s, I grew up in
an atmosphere where Left was right, where
the question was not whether you were a
liberal or conservative, but whether you
were a social democrat, a democratic
socialist or a Marxist.
In such a world, I came across many True
Believers who always found their political
heroes in other lands.
True, by the time I got interested in
politics, it was hard to embrace the Soviet
Union as the fountainhead of progressive
thought; Stalin’s rivers of blood and the
suppression of the Hungarian revolution in
1956 had seen to that.
And, yes, the idea of China’s Mao Tse-tung
as the leader of the progressive camp wore
a little thin after stories of purges and

executions began filtering to the West.
But there were always Fidel’s romantic
guerrillas in the mountains of Cuba, or the
Algerians, or the Vietnamese, and later the
Sandihistas of Nicaragua. As long as they
had folk songs, guns, fatigues and Marxist
rhetoric, they seemed to embody the
dreams of faraway revolutions.
I thought of the True Believers when I
re a d a c c o u n ts of th e N ic a ra g u a n
Sandinistas in the'wake of their electoral
defeat: how they are rushing to make sure
that the homes and propety seized in the
revolution would now become the property
of loyal Sandinistas, how they are seeking to
immunize them selves from crim inal
prosecution for misdeeds they may have
done, how poor fam ilies a re being
dispossessed from their homes so that
S an d in ista p o litic ia n s m ig h t have
comfortable accomodations in their new
role as the opposition.
Isn’t this what the right-wing tyrants of
Latin America used to do when angry mobs
threatened their power? Isn’t this scenario
right out of tiie biographies of Cuba’s
Batista, Nicaragua’s Somoza, Argentina’s
Peron?

And isn’t the idea of pardoning yourself
for possible crimes something we all
assailed Richard Nixon for doing? Isn’t the
id ea of sw eepin g . im m u n ity from
wrongdoing the sort of thing the Argentine
junta demanded so they would not be held
accountable for the horrors they committed
during the “dirty war” of the late 1970s and
early 1980s?5
True Believers, of course, will always find
ways to explain away such deeds. Half a

‘Is it possible to see
revolutionary idealism in
the act o f confiscating a
luxury home on behalf o f a
deposed political leader?’
century ago, they argued that Stalin’s
purges were necessary to “liquidate classes
dangerous to the health of the revolution.”
Mao was said to be doing the same thing.
Hie Vietnamese, who turned out to be
ruthless Stalinists, were “just responding to
years of w ar.” And the Sandinistas, of

course, lost the election solely because
American hostility and subversion had
wrecked their economy.
But this latest series of acts leaves the
True Believers with a difficult dilemma. Is
it possible to see revolutionary idealism in
the act of confiscating a luxury home on
bëhalf of a deposed political leader? Will
Pete Seeger sing a ballad celebrating the
pardon of a Sandinista security official
accused of mistreating a political opponent?
It’s not exactly a stirring portrait of
political martyrdom. When you add to it the
collapse of Marxist ideology all over the
world, the headlong rush of young
intellectuals in Europe to denounce the
failed dreams of collectivism, and the
smashing political defeat of the Sandinistas
— who controlled the police, the army, the
airwaves and the economy of Nicaragua —•
it makes you wonder what cruelty fate has
in mind next for these True Believers.
Will we learn that Fidel Castro has been
on the CIA payroll for the last 30 years?
That Alger Hiss told some close friend he
really did spy for the Soviet Union?
I t ’s almost enough to make you feel sorry
for those True Believers who embraced
every bloody utopia as their own — almost.

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Continued from page 1.

in a recent interview.
Her group called Tempest, a Tempe/Scottsdale communi­
ty action association, has sponsored informal public
meetings between officials in both Tempe and Scottsdale to
try and create some dialogue between the two cities
concerning the fate of the garbage-strewn plots that have
become eyesores for the rest of the community. Last fall’s
meeting was attended by most Tempe City Council members
including Mayor Harry Mitchell.
But, she said officials believe their hands are tied.
“ Basically, they can’t do much about it,” she added.
Campbell said the city is powerless because those living on
the land do hot want to be associated with the city.
The derelict land will become a real problem, she said,
when the nearby sections of the Rio Salado and freeway
projects get underway.

Neil Giuliano
Candidate Neil Giuliano says he can be the voice of ASU in
Tempe City Council.
“Nobody (on the City Council) knows
the University like I do,” Giuliano said.
As director of Constituent Relations
for the ASU Alumni Association and a
member of the Tempe Chamber of
Commerce, Giuliano promises to bring
a degree of professionalism to the city
by acting as “facilitator” between ASU
and the surrounding community.
Giuliano predicts that he will be
riding the wave of a new era of
communication in Tempe with new
Giuliano
ASU President Lattie Coor at the helm.
He added that Coor will make a difference because he
“inspires a vision” and “is able to articulate a clear
agenda.”
“There is going to be a shift,” Giuliano said. “Coor is going
to promote and encourage the University to provide
resources to the community,”
Giuliano points out that until about 10 or 15 years ago,
University people were consistently elected to serve on the
council. But in recent years, he said, as ASU’s campus
expansion increased, University representation in the
council decreased,
Forty ASU volunteers are helping with the campaign, and,
according to Giuliano, he was the first candidate to focus on
the student vote.
The 33-year-old candidate, quick to dispel the belief that his
age could be a handicap, said that his youthful outlook is
needed on the council.

State Press

Friday, March 16,1990

Chuck Malpede
City Council candidate Chuck Malpede has been described
by one Tempe publication as the “father of neighborhood
preservation.”
Malpede admits this may be true,
considering he began fighting for the
cause well before resident activism
was in vogue in Tempe.
“I’ve been fighting the battle for a
long time,” he said.
In the summer of 1986, Malpede was
successful in pulling together neighbors
he barely knew to rally behind an issue
tha t could have had a profound impact
upon his west Tempe neighborhood.
Malpede
The 26-year Tempe resident said that
when he saw that a property near his home was scheduled for
bulldozing to make room for a condominium development,
this was all that was needed for him to take the initiative.
Malpede’s Maple/Ash Neighborhood Association was
successful in putting a halt to the neighboring development.
From then on, the Tempe High School history and
government teacher said he was convinced of the power of
neighborhood associations.
Since that time, Malpede said he has been going into the
community to help other associations get started. All new
associations, he added, share Common goals with the group
he chairs.
Malpede pointed out that the key to an association’s
longevity is in its willingness to hold resident interest by not
focusing solely on fighting thé system.

Frank Plencner
Tempe City Council incumbent Frank Plencner, says he
will continue to keep environmental and neighborhood
concerns at the forefront of the city
government’s agenda.
An ordinance that Plencner intro­
duced regulating smoking in the work
place and other public areas was
recently enacted by the city, and he
said his strong backing of Tempe’s pilot
recycling program supports Ms desire
to bring an even greater quality of life
to Tempe.
Keeping the city free from pollution,
PI
Plencner predicts, will be a test of good
Kiencner
government in the next decade.
“Good government,” he said, does hot just involve the
efforts of the city council.
“The hundreds of people that work on the boards and
commissions in this city also deserve some recognition,” he
Said.
Plencner saidhe credits the city’s residents for their role in

making Tempe the pride of the Valley.
“This is a city I’m proud of and this is a city residents are
proud of,” he said. “This didn’t just happen by accident, the
citizens have worked with us.”

Dick Ryan
City Council candidate Dick Ryan says that because
Tempe is a fairly safe place to live, criticism of city officials’
—
handling of issues involving crime
“should be constructive, not destruc­
tive.”
Tending bar at Cannery Row, his
small Forest Street pub, the candidate
fired off the names of cities listed in a
recent issue of The Arizona Republic as
the six safest Valley communities.
Tempe came in fourth place, behind
Mesa, Chandler and Scottsdale.
“People think I’m overreacting,” he
said. “But I’d like to make it No. 1.”
Ryan
Ryan came to Tempe 13 years ago
from Toledo, Ohio, where he was a corporate accountant and
real estate agent. Even in Ohio, Ryan said, running for city
office was “always in the back of my mind.”
Ryan says that by living so close to Midwestern cities like
Cleveland, he has seen the damage crime can inflict on
communities if left unchecked for too long.
“I’ve been in the trenches,” he said.
Ryan said he has made some of his suggestions of his own
to improve police enforcement before the situation becomes
worse.
Ryan has proposed to city officials that Tempe police
officers double up in patrol cars, and also supports efforts to
print birthdates on student identification cards.

Carol Smith
Tempe City Council incumbent candidate Carol Smith says
she swears by the power of neighborhoods to get things done
in Tempe.
Smith said she is particularly im­
pressed with the efforts of residents in
the University Park neighborhood near
ASU to curb traffic and limit the
negative effects of the University on
14th and 15th streets. She said the city
will work with other neighborhoods to
accomplish similar goals.
. “I don’t think there is a single section
of the city’s neighborhoods that can’t be
improved,” she added.
Smith said she also stands behind the
Smith
city’s decision to allow Smith’s Super­
markets to build on the old Rural School site. Many of her
opponents have taken the council to task for a decision area
Turn to Council, page 8.

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the city.
“More jobs create a better economy,” she said. “This will
help the housing market.”
As the economy improves in Tempe, Smith said, more
people will be able to afford buying a home, and
neighborhoods once at the mercy of neglected rental units
will soon find their quality of life improving with the rise in
owner-occupied houses.

residents say will increase traffic in an essentially
residential area.
“They (protesting residents) totally ignored the other side
of the issue,” she said. “When a group says we’re not
responsive, they mean we didn’t vote their way.”
Many of Smith’s concerns stem from her experiences as a Roger Varnes
It takes only one heated issue to thrust a political candidate
26-year Tempe resident.
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decades, Smith said she is sensitive to issues involving the
Varnes was a leader among residents
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Marilynn Smith
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Tempe City Council candidate Marilynn Smith says she
accommodate the construction of a new
believes the most pressing issue in local government today is
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being met.
development would only add to the
“Only the people who speak the
area’s mounting traffic problems,
loudest are being heard,” Smith said
Varnes said he carried picket signs,
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city needs to stop listening to the same
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power groups.”
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needs more attention are the small
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Friday, March 16,1990

Spring Break—

Police Report

Continued from p ag t 1>

ASU police reported the following incidents Thursday:
•A burglar stole a $215 compact-disc player and a compact
disc sometime between March 8 and 9 from an ASU student’s
room at Manzanita Hall.
•An ASU student was arrested Wednesday for underage
possession of alcohol in Lot 59.
•An ASU student was arrested Wednesday for having a fake
driver’s license at Palo Verde East.
•A thief stole $250 worth of irrigation wheels from an
irrigation box sometime between Tuesday and Wednesday
from the south side of Lot 59.
•A vandal caused $1,000 damage by breaking a large vase
sometime before Wednesday in the courtyard of Dixie
Gammage Hall.
•A non-student was injured Wednesday when he struck his
head on a transformer that was being moved at the Central
Plant. The man was treated at the scene by paramedics.
•A thief stole an ASU student’s wallet and its contents, valued
at $80, Wednesday from the Student Recreation Complex.
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which is caused by a bacteria and can lead to
inflammation of the liver.
Phillip Hellyer, an ASU nurse supervisor, said
“bring at least three to four quarts of extra water a
day”— above the standard eight glasses of water that
an average adult requires — because being active and
in the sun all day can cause dehydration.
Hellyer reminded students that drinking beer, a
traditional spring break pastime, can increase the
chance of dehydration. He added that Mexican spirits
contain a low-quality alcohol, which can contain
bacteria.
Additionally, food preparation, storage and
refrigeration in Mexico are not always up to par with
American standards, so students should take extra
care in choosing what to eat, according to Chuck
McDuffie, a former health educator at ASU, who now
works at UofA.
He advised, “Wash fruit and vegetables with your

own water because they have different pesticides,”
and “go for well-cooked foods.”
“I’d be more leary of seafoods,” McDuffie said.
The tropical sun in Mexico has also been known to
cause problems for spring visitors, health officials
said.
McDuffie said sunburns do not always turn into tans,
and bad burns can often result in illness.
“If people get really sunburned, they get physical
reactions like chills and nausea, almost flu-like
symptoms,” McDuffie said. “ If for no other reason
other than to maintain party mode, students should
wear sunscreen.”
He added that students should be aware of overcast
days. Even though the sun is not shining, harmful rays
can still penetrate the clouds.
Also, if s tu d e n ts a r e not u p -to -d a te on
immunizations, they might want to make a trip to the
doctor since diseases such as malaria can still be found
in parts of Mexico.
Gay Stottlemyre, program manager for disease
control at the Maricopa County Department of Health
Center Services, said that if students plan to travel ih
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HOUSTON (AP) — Sharon Kopriva has seen her
work — papier mache representations of mummies —
on display at art galleries across the country, but never
in a morgue.
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That’s where one of her creations was taken by
police.
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The mummy art apparently was picked up by
Houston police when they helped a landlord enter a
residence to find out why water was leaking into an
apartment below.
They found a.leaking aquarium and the mummy-like
figure, according to The Houston Post.
The owner, who had purchased the piece from
Kopriva in 1986, had left it there along with other
property while moving to a new residence, Kopriva
said.
Harris'* County Medical E x am in er’s office
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case, other than that it was much ado about nothing.
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morgue to determine if it had human parts, and was
merely a case where the police who found the figure
didn’t know anything about “ bone anatomy.”
Kopriva said people often mistake her artwork for
real mummies, “but not for a very long time.” %
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Sports
Page 11

Friday, M archi 6,1990

State Pr*s*

Devils face 49ers in NIT
week of practice (following his transfer) that he was
going to be a tremendous player.”
While Long Beach State is miffed over being stood
Mitchell has solid stats across the board with 10.2
up for the big dance, the ASU basketball team is points, 5.6 assists, 4.7 rebounds and 2.1 steals per
elated to have a date with the 49ers at 7 tonight in the game.
University Activity Center.
“He’s the definite leader on their team,” Frieder
Coming from two vastly different directions, Long Said. “He’s got good quickness and penetration and
Beach State (22-8) and the Sim Devils (15-15) come he can really make things happen.”
together to play in the first round of the National
Mitchell heads a balanced, deep group that
Invitation Tournament.
resembles Oregon State with its pressure and speed.
“When I think back to our exhibition games and Frieder said the three keys to tonight’s game are
how bad we were, we’ve come a long, long way,” ASU handling defensive pressure, scoring more off the
Head Coach Bill Frieder said. “I think they (the Sun pressure and not giving the 49ers easy transition
Devil players) have shown they’re capable of playing baskets.
good basketball. Now, I am expecting it out of them.”
A transition game for the Sun Devils was a joke
ASU, which has won three of its last four, is coming earlier in the season when they struggled to reach
off an impressive Pac-10 Tournament performance in mid-court.
which it upset Oregon State and nearly bumped off
“I think our kids have got a little more confidence
UCLA. The Sun Devils will make their first post­ in sewing,” Frieder said. “We still have to control
season appearance since 1983.
tempo.”
Like the OSU game, ASU will likely play much of
The 49ers have been on a tear, winning nine
straight before losing the Big West Tournament its zone defense in order to negate Long Beach’s
championship to UNLV, 92-74. Long Beach found out quickness. The Sun Devils’ baseline-heavy zones
at halftime of the championship that the game’s were instrumental in knocking off the Beavers.
ASU hopes to parlay its recent play into a win in
results would decide whether or not it would go to
tonight’s game, which with good attendance may
NCAAs.
“I was shocked when I found out,” 49er Head Coach allow the UAC to host the second-round game.
“We can carry that momentum over into the
Joe Harrington said. “It was such a letdown. We
haven’t been right since. We just haven’t had that tournament,” said Lakewood, Calif., native Brian
Camper, who knows many of the 49ers from his prep
edge.”
Harrington said the lack of fire in his team could days. “We can win quite a few'gam es in the
hurt it because of its pressing style. Although he is tournament.”
ASU will have the home-court advantage for the
disappointed in the NCAA snub, he Said the NIT is
fifth straight game, Frieder said he hopes the team
beneficial in helping young teams such as his.
“It’s going to be kind of interesting to see how Long uses that to its advantage so it can “continue to play
Beach reacts because they realistically should be in on emotion.
“Tournaments are funny. You get a little spark and
the NCAAs,” ASU guard Mike Redhair said.
Redhair is a close friend of 49er guard Tyrone who knows what will happen.”
Mitchell, who spent 2% seasons at ASU before
•Redhair and Alex Austin were named the team’s cotransferring to Long Beach in January of 1988.
Most Valuable Players Monday at the ASU
Mitchell has been the team’s Most Valuable Player
Basketball Awards Banquet. Other honorees were
the past two seasons.
Isaac Austin for Rookie-of-the-Year, Camper and
“He has been the heart of the team this year,”
Harrington said- “He is a tremendous leader — Mark Becker for co-Most Improved Players and Matt
Anderson for Outstanding Academic Achievement.
strong mentally and physically. I knew after one
By PAUL CORO
State Press

ASU center Isaac Austin shoots past U C LA ’s Keith Owens during last
weekend's Pac-10 Tournament.

More defensive changes as baseball hosts UofA
BySETH SULKA
State Press

As the ASU baseball team prepared this week for its threegame, Pac-10 Southern Division series with the UofA, which
begins tonight at 7, Head Coach Jim Brock went back to the
basics.
In fact, Brock went way back to the basics.
In an effort to improve what has so far been an inconsistent
defense, Brock had his itifielders practicing with kid-size
gloves.
“We went out and bought four of the tiny gloves, the size
you’d give an 8-year-old, and we spend 20 minutes a night
during practice using them,” Brock said. “We’re spending a
lot of time on defense related drills.”
After changing every position except center field (Mike
Kelly) and catcher (Eric Helfand) last week, Brock
continued to shuffle the defensive alignment putting Todd

Steverson at third base. Steverson, who had been playing right field before missing
the California series, will take over at third moving Mike
Scialo back to first base.
“We are cautiously optimistic about the move,” said Brock
after watching Steverson perform in two junior varsity
games. “He was a high school shortstop until he just
physically outgrew the position, but there are a lot of very
big, highly successful third basemen in the pros,
“He has an unbelievably strong arm and some decent
instincts, but we wished that we had made the move in the
fall.”
The Wildcats (14-15 overall, 5-4 Six-Pac) come into
Packard Stadium haring dropped three games in Stanford
last weekend. Head Coach Jerry Kindall said that his young
team, only two returning starters, has been inconsistent this
season.

“We are a very up and down team,” Kindall said, “and I
think that it is entirely due to our youth. They’re learning
some painful lessons as we go along and that’s all part of
maturing as a baseball player .”
One player who has not had much trouble this season
adjusting is freshman Billy Owens. Owens is hitting at a .394
clip while driving in 15 runs.
“Billy is a good hitter that loves to play and loves to
compete,” Kindall Said.
Another key player is returning center fielder Damon
Mashore. Mashore, who made Collegiate Baseball’s
Freshman All-America team last season, hit .385 against the
Sun Devils in 1989 and drove in seven runs.
Although every series in the Six-Pac is big, Brock listed
three specific reasons why this series is important.
Turn to Baseball, page 13.

A SU confident entering N C A A s
By LARRY NEW ELL
State Press

With the national championship looming
less than a week away, ASU mens
Swimming Coach Ron Johnson likes his
team ’s chances When they travel to
B loom ington, In d ., for th e NCAA
Championship, March 22-24.
“My expectations are extremely high and
I have complete confidence that we will end
the season on a high note,” Johnson said.
“Psychologically, this is the best team I
have had going into the NCAAs in years.”
Along with his confidence, Johnson takes
with him 12 swimmers, eight of whom have
h ad previous. NCAA C ham pionship
experience.
Senior freestyle specialist Paul Howe,
who has three NCAA appearances to his
credit, will lead the Sun Devil attack,
coming off several lifetime bests at last
week’s Pac-10 Championship.
“Paul’s performance at the conference
championship, which he swam untapered
and unshaven, really surprised a lot of
people,” Johnson said. “He has really high
hopes and everything seems to point to him
having a great NCAA Championship.”
Sophomore David LeBlanc, who recorded
a third-place finish in the 200-yard
breaststroke and a sixth-place finish in the

100-yard breaststroke a t the Pac-10
Championship, ranks as only the second
ASU swimmer in history to break the twominute mark in the 200-yard breaststroke.
“ ‘B reak in g th e tw o-m inute m ark
distinguishes a great swimmer from a good
swimmer,” Johnson said. “His stroke has
been looking better than ever, and I look for
him to do very well.”
Sophomore Keith Dennison, who turned In
a second-place finish in the 100-yard
butterfly at the Pac-10 Championship, has
improved tremendously over the past year.
“Dennison has emerged as one of the top
100-yard flyers in the nation, after being
unranked a year ago,” Johnson said. “He
needs to keep focused, as he has nothing to
lose and everything to gain at the national
level.”
With the majority of the team points
coming from the relay events, Johnson
looks for his team to perform exceptionally
well in the relays.
“Our most important goal is to break the
existing school records in all five relays,”
Johnson said. “With the guys we have,
we’ve got a real shot at doing that.”
A trio of freshmen represent ASU in the
relay events. Magnus Eriksson, Willy
Landmark and Emmanuel Nascimentp will
help bolster the Sun Devils’ chances in the

Sundl K|enstad/St«t« P ra ia

ASU swimmers who qualified for N CAAs: (back row) Eric WHhelm, Eric Fuchs, Paul Howe,
Magnus Eriksson, Scott Benesch, Richard Tapper, (front row) Willy Landmark, Emmanuel
Naacimento, Van Cardlneau, Terry Flock, Keith Dennlaon. (absent) David LeBlanc. (on deck)
Head Coach Ron Johnson and Assistant Coach Barry Schrsifels.

relays.
Sophomores Terry Flock and Richard
Tapper will also swim for ASU in the relays.
In addition, Tapper will compete in the 200-,
500-, and 1650-yard freestyle events.
The remainder of the Sun Devil contingent
will be made up of juniors Scott Benesch and
Eric Wilhelm. Benesch will see action in the
sprint freestyle relays and Wilhelm will
perform in the 500- and 1650-yard relays, as

well as the 200- and 800-yard freestyle
relays.
Seniors Yan Cardineau and Eric Fuchs
round out the ASU squad. Cardineau will
swim the 1650-yard freestyle, while Fuchs
will compete in the 800-yard freestyle relay .
“Cardineau is peaking strictly fin* the one
mile,” Johnson said. “ His goal is to swim
under 15 minutes and he has,a good shot at
reaching his goal.”

State Press

Friday, March 16,1990

P a g e 12

Softball pitchers to tell tale as ASU, Cal meet
By MATTHEW KASTER
State Press

Tough pitching will be the name of the game when the ASU
softball team travels to Berkeley, Calif., to take on California
Saturday.
Both teams have excellent pitchers ready for the
doubleheader. Four of the top 10 pitchers in the league will be
on hand for the series, which could mean very little scoring.
It will be ASU’s first Pac-10 softball game since Feb. 12,
when it splits two against Oregon. The Golden Bears (12-10)
are 2-0 in Pac-10 play after sweeping Oregon States
“I think that any Pac-10 game is going to be tough,” Head
Coach Linda Wells said. “We know that they’ve got two
excellent pitchers. We’ll need to break their pitching in this
matchup to win. That will be the key,”
Without question, ASU (17-14 overall, 1-1 Pac-10) will have
a tough time against the Bears’ pitching staff. Cal’s pitchers
have left many teams smoking at the plate. They currently

have the lowest team ERA in the Pac-10 (0.65) and have held
opponents to a .157 batting average.
The Sun Devils had a taste of Cal’s pitching earlier this
year. In their last matchup, a non-conference game at the
UofA Invitational Tournament, the Bears beat ASU, 4-0. Cal
freshman Keri Kropke (0.53 ERA, lowest in pie Pac-10) was
credited with the shutout, but Cal Head Coach Diane
Ninemeyer said that Kropke is only the “second or third”
best pitcher on the team.
Their best pitcher, according to Ninemeyer, is strikeout
artist Michelle Granger. Granger is ranked third on the
Pac-10 ERA list (0.60) and is the conference strikeout leader
(119 K’s in only 12 games). Only halfway into the season,
Granger already has almost twice as many as the next
closest pitcher, UCLA’s DeDe Weiman (61).
Luckily, the Sun Devils may be able to counter with
pitching of Pieir own. Cal’s pitching may be strong, but its

offensive lineup is still struggling, hitting .238.
The Sun Devils also have two highly respected throwers in
Terri Carnicelli (0.89) and Dawn Wood (1.07). Both are
among the top 10 pitchers in the league and Wells said that
the matchup could depend on ASU’s ability to go the distance
in the pitching dual.
“The last time we played, we held them scoreless for five
innings, ” Wells said, “but then we lost it in the fifth, they got
the winning runs.
“We’ve had a problem holding it together in the later
innings. It seems like a lot of our losses came when we fell
apart in the fifth inning. I think we’re going to need pitching
that can withstand the pressure for more than four or five
innings. We’ll have to work at getting Carnicelli and Wood
over that mid-inning hump.”
Wells added that the Sun Devils will make adjustments to
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Friday, Mardi 16,1990

D evils optim istic about P a c-1 0 s
B y VICKI CU LVER
State Press

The ASU womens gymnastics team is
s e e d e d f o u r th in to d a y ’s P a c *10
C ham pionship T o urnam ent a t CalBerkeley, but Assistant Coach Lisa Zeis said
the Sun Devils could easily place anywhere
in the top three.
The top seeds in the tournament are No. 1
UCLA, No, 2 Oregon State, No. 3 UofA and
ASU. Each team’s average is within a 10th
of a point of one another.
“It’s going to be really close,” Zeis said.
“We would really like to beat UofA because
our scores are so close now (188.69 to
188.74).”
More than going for a win, Zeis said the
Sun Devils will be concentrating on a good
score to help place them in a top seed at the
NCAAs.
Last week, after missing five bar
routines, ASU earned a 190.15 — its highest
score of the season. Zeis said the gymnasts
can score even higher if they perform all of
their routines perfectly.
“ We would like to get a 190-plus, but we
would take anything over a 189,” she said.
“If we hit and we get that score, we will be
more than happy.”
The' uneven bars has been ASU’s weakest
and lowest scoring event all season. Zeis
said the predicament is a vicious circle —
each time the Sun Devils miss a routine,

they become less confident on the bars.
ASU’s top performer, Suzy Baldock, said
the team practices its routines flawlessly,
but cannot seem to do so in meet situations.
“We can do it every day in practice, now
it’s all a mental game,” she said. “Now the
pressure is on and we really have to make it
count.”
After successfully executing set after set
of bar routines last Week in practice, Zeis
said the gymnasts are pumped up and ready
to score high in the event.
“Now they are saying they need to relax
more and do well on bars,” she said. “The
girls’ attitudes are great, they are tired of
doing poorly.”
ASU will continue to compete with a
changed bare lineup which it incorporated
prior to the meet against UofA last week,
putting Kelly Cyskiewicz in the competition
for the first time. Cyskiewicz, who will be
removed from the vault, beam and floor
routines due to a sore heel, scored a 9.15
against UofA even after she fell.
With Nationals coming up in the next
month, Baldock said it would be great to
sweep the Pac-lOs and become an instant
threat to national opponents.
“There is a chance we can win if we hit
everything,” she said, “We are a better
team than UofA, but if we could beat UCLA
and Oregon it would help build everyone’s
confidence.”

Baseball___
Continued from page 11.

“ F irst, it’s UofA and th at’s very
important. Second, we see UofA as being
one of the teams that we need to finish ahead
of to have our shot at postseason play. And
third, after last weekend, we were trying to
feel that we’ve got some things turned
around.
“Well, if we have another good weekend
then we feel very good about the rest of he
season, if we don’t then that makes (last
weekend) a flash in the past,” Brock said.
The ¡Sun Devils (19-9, 5-5) are expected to

start Sean Rees (5-0, 3.02 ERA) against
Lance Dixon (3-3, 3.88) in today’s game.
Saturday’s 5:30 p.m. game, which will be
televised nationally on ESPN, is scheduled
to feature Todd Douma (7-1, 3.38) and Troy
Bradford (2-1, 4.85) with Kip Yaughn (2-3,
3.59) and Don Pruitt probable for Sunday’s 1
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Contact Art or Linda 247-1004

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Classifieds
ANNOUNCEMENTS

MOTORCYCLES

CONCERT TICKETS

APARTMENTS

RENTAL SHARING

HELP WANTED

CINDERELLA CARRIAGE rides for two in
romantic Old Town Scottsdale, Friday/
Saturday nights. $22.50. 381-0576.

1986 YAMAHA 600 radian, 4,000 miles,
needs work. $600. 921-2517.

PAUL MCCARTNEY tickets, 6 premium
seats in 6th row. Best offer. 350-0304.

•1/10th MILE to ASU. Spacious 2 bdrm 2
bath. 1000 sq.ft., pool, laundry. $475
including utilities. 910 E. Lemon 966-8704.

STUDENT FOR 1 of 3 bedrooms. Washer,
dryer, 2 bathrooms. 10-minute bike ride to
ASU $195. 966-0019,

1988 YAMAHA motorcycle, 600ccs, runs
great. Fast, much fun on/off road. ASU
sticker. $1,600 Arm. 966-7922.

REAL ESTATE

AN IDEAL on-campus job for students!
Can work 8-16 hours per week, SundayThursday evenings, 5:30-9:30. Earn
$4.10/hour plus bonus plus commission,
great nightly incentives, gain valuable
telemarketing experience speaking with
alumni nationwide. If you have sales
ability, call 965-6754 after 1:00pm.

ENJOY YOUFI Lunch and the view on the
patio today at B.G. Einstein's Bar arid
Grill. Upstairs, comer of 8th and College.
HANG GLIDE! Gently sloping man-made
hHI. Safe and exciting. Group rates and gift
ce rtificate s available. W indsports,
897-7121.
LOVE TO dance? Hate the bar scene?
You'll love the An Singles Dances, every
Friday end Sunday at better Valley hotels.
Recorded information, 948-4086.

750CC, $700, 1982 Honda V-45 Magna.
Looks, runs good, clean. 890-1280 or
554-2407
KAWASAKI KZ750, good, fast and reliable
transportation. Must sell, need money for
Spring Break! $450. Call Frank, 968-2261.
MOPED. LOW miles. $300/offer. Call
Frank, 230-9591.

BEAUTIFUL CONDO, must sell. 3
bedrooms, nice neighborhood, full
a p p lia n c e s , qu iet; R e d u c e d $61,000/offer. 839-0228.
HAYDEN SQUARE condo, 2 bedroom, 2
bath. $10,000 down, asSume/no qualify­
ing. All upgrades. David, 839-3371.

1 BEDROOM, $275 including utilities,
near ASU. 966-5596
2 BEDROOM special. $325/month. ASU 4
blocks, 1014 South Farmer Refundable
deposit. 731-3127.
ASU AREA. Studios, 1, 2, and 3 bedroom
apartments for rent. $260 and up.
966-8838.
BEAUTIFUL LARGE 1 and 2 bedrooms.

BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITIES
NEED SOME extra cash and have some
spare time? Why not try an MLM company
that’ s in the beginning stage of
exceMerating growth. This opportunity can
give you financial freedom. Be your own
boss, make your own hours, create your

BARRO’S PIZZA, Baseline/Hardy. Hiring
evening delivery drivers. Earn good
money. Apply in person.
ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMERS, part-time.
Rapidly growing company is looking for
students with strong math aptitudes to
write software for Real Time/Multi-user
operating system applications for VAX and
the 68020. To apply, call Ticketmaster at
279-2822.

SINGLES’ EVENTS, advice, personals Single. Scene newspaper. Free sample,
990-2669.

BICYCLES

AUTOMOBILES

1987 S C H W IN N V oyageur M e n ’s
15-speed touring bike. Halogen lights,
rarely used, perfect condition, many
extras. $275 Wayne, 838-5405.

ATTENTION STUDENTS: National corpo­
ration filling full-time and part-time open­
ings ini customer service and retail! Great
starting pay. Scholarships available.
Located in Tempe. Call 9-5 838-2633.

BENOTTO TRIATHILON, like new. Need
to sell. New $500, selling for $225 or offer.
967-4873.

BABY SITTER needed for 5-month-old.
Ten hours per week, 2 days. Experience
required. Good pay. McClintock/Warner
area. 963-5305.

1981 MAZDA 626 sports coupe, tan,
5-speed. Excellent condition. $1,950/offer.
Call Debbie at 966-3792.
1982 COLT, 2-door, auto, AM/FM, casset­
te, AC, new brakes, 2 new tires. low miles,
must see. $1,650. Home: 966-8627, work:
345-3506.
1987 HYUNDAI, 4-door, stereo/cassette,
tinted windows, cloth seats, automatic,
48,000 miles. Great condition. Must sell,
$2,999. 860-1216.
1987 RENAULT Alliance, 4-speed, ac, one
owner. Good condition, very reliable.
$2600 or best offer 491-3057
1987 SUZUKI Samurai JX. 27,000 miles,
white, soft top, AM/FM cassette, AC,
$5,500/offer. Call Toni between 8-4:30,
Monday-Friday, 991-8342.
1988 BLACK Suzuki Samurai, soft top and
' bikini top. Low mileage, super condition.
$6,200/offer 491-2131.

FOR SALE, all or part, 27” Schwinn racing
bike. 21 speeds, Campagnolo brakes.
Mavic rims and sew up tires. Aesal pump.
$125. Mitch, 438-2863.

COUNSELORS- Prestigious co-ed BerkshireS, MA summer camp seeks skilled
college juniors, seniors and grads. WSI,
tennis, sailling, waterski, canoe, athletics,
archery, gymnastics, aerobics, golf, arts
and crafts, photography, silver, jewelry,
musical directors, piano accompanists,
science, rocketry, camping, video, news­
paper. Have a rewarding and enjoyable
summer! Salary plus room and board. Call Camp Taconic, 800-762-2820.

FURNITURE
CONTEMPORARY FURNITURE. Glass
dining room set, $150. Swivel chairs, $50
each- B ookcase with doors, $50.
921-4355

G O VERN M EN T PA R K service jobs,
$29,000 to $78,000/year. Cal 731-9472,
ext. E, between 2-6pm.

COMPUTERS

HANDS ON volunteer experience in
Guatemala this summer. Call 966-3877.

COMPUTER FOR sale. Disk drive and
modem included. Like new $300 Call
957-1618 today.

HI RING SALES clerks for Phoenix, Mesa
swim shop. Experience with women’s
swimwear helpful. Must be able to work
part-time, full-time. March 15 thru July 31.
G ill 264-7774.

CASH FOR cars or trucks, 24 hours. 7
days/week. Bob, 531-6600.
CONVERTIBLE TIME! 1970 Mustang
convertible. High mileage, but runs
perfect. $6,000. Call 786-4814, leave
message
HONDA’S, NEW and used ASU student
and staff/faculty discount. For more infor­
mation, call 274-7800, ask for Henry or
Jason Browne.

SEIZED C A R S , tru c k s ,
4-wheelers, TVs, stereos, fur­
niture, computers by DEA, FBI,
IRS and US customs. Available
in your, a re a now . C a ll
1-805-682-7555 ext. C-1669 .
Call 7 days a week.

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE
BOA CONSTRICTOR with cage. 5W feet
long, very tame. $160. 921-4355.
GLO WORM glow in the dark condoms.
Light up your love life. Send selfaddressed, stamped envelope for informa­
tion to: C&C Merchandise, 1801 West
Cholla, no. 106, Phoenix, Arizona 85029.
ONE SEGA Genesis 16-bit game system.
One month old. $160 firm. 966-2571.

CONCERT TICKETS

MOTORCYCLES

2 GREAT seats to the Paul McCartney
concert. Section 30, row 2 Call Rick or
Dianes 821-2391
^

1983 HONDA Nighthawk 550, excellent
condition. 6,000 miles. C all Gary,
241-6591. days or 395-0874, nights.

MCCARTNEY TICKETS! Section 10, rows
9 and 23- $85 or $75 for four o r more!
Dave, 829-3717.

1985 HONDA Elfte 250. Good condition
Need to sell fast, $700. Call Brent,
784-0877.

MCCARTNEY TICKETS! Best offer for
section 28, row 31 tickets. CaH after 5pm,
839-4752.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

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AUTOMOBILES

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HELP WANTED

PLUSH 3 bedroom condo. Two rooms for
rent, 1 3/4 miles east of ASU. Male or
female, non-smoker. Phone: 990-0169,
nights, and 947-7261 ext. 583, days.

AIRLINES HIRING now! Immediate entry
level positions available. Excellent sala­
ries and benefits, including travel passes.
No previous airline experience required.
Some college preferred. 303-441-2449.

TWO BEDROOMS, two bath condo, near
ASU, west of Mill. Quiet, excellent condi­
tion, covered parking, pool. $475. Also
three bedroom condo available after June
1. 966-0962.

A MEDICAL office in Scottsdale needs an
intelligent front and back office person,
permanent, full-time, with excellent secre­
tarial skills, type 50 words per minute. Will
train. 7701 E. Indian School Road, Suite E.
941-3812;

VACATION IDAHO Mountains, Spring
Break, 2 bedroom resort condo,. $300 or
best offer. 968-9422.

1/2 Block From Cam pus
B e a u t if u lly f u r n is h e d ,
huge 1 bedroom , 1 bath; 2
bedroom . 2 bath ap art­
m ents. A ll b ills paid. C a b le
T V , h e a te d p o o l, an d
s p a c io u s lau n d ry fa c ilitie s .
Friendly,
courteous
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Terrace Road
Apartments
950 S. Terrace
966-8540

ANSWERING SERVICE, part-time, tele­
phone and typing experience required.
1-7pm Monday-Friday, and 8-5:30 Satur­
day. Scottsdale. 947-7351.

LIFEGUARD NEEDED. Part-time and full­
time. Arizona Country Club, 56th Street
and Thomas. 947-7666, ext, 243.
LOCAL, PRIVATE university seeks a
part-time assistant mail clerk. Flexible
a ftern oon h ours, M on da y-F rid a y.
$4.85/hour. Valid Arizona driver’s license
required. Phoenix/Tempe border.' Send
resume to: P.O. Box 60515, Phoenix, AZ
85082.
MAKE MONEY. Expanding Tempe home
improvement company immediately. Need
students to go door-to-door talking to
home owners, No selling- we train. Pay
cash Call ¿ob, 966-3094

HOMES FOR RENT
3. BEDROOM, 1 bath, carport, air and
evap, patio, yard, close to ASU.
$500/month. 678-4797, after 6.

C lo s e to A S U

Hayden Place
625 W. 1st S t, Tempe
(1st & Roosevelt)
968-5444

INTERVIEWERS O F business marketing
and communication majors look primarily
for experience; Travel in a 12-week paid
summer internship. 894-5283.

ONE AND two bedroom, 1 bath condos,
walk to ASU, washer/dryer/refrigerator.
345-1919.

RENTAL SHARING
1 BLOCK off campus. Need roommate.
$250 a month plus Vi utilities. Alan
731-9251
63RD AND Indian School, Scottsdale.
Master bedroom, poql, washer/dryer,
dishwasher, ceiling fans, covered parking.
$270 plus Vi utilities and deposit.
423-8027.
AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY. Male/female
to share three bed, two bath house- Pool,
washer, dryer, microwave. 3 miles to ASU.
994-9175.
FEMALE NON-SMOKER to share 3
bedroom, 2 bath condo. Mesa/Tempe
border. Kelly, 834-7918 or 838-4254.
FEMALE ROOMMATES wanted to share 4
bedroom, 2 bath house. $180/$250 plus Vo
utilities. Non-smoker, must love animals.
481-0510, after 6pm.
LO VELY ROOM available, large Scotts­
dale home. Close to ASU. Washer/dryer,
pool. 947-2884, leave message.
MALE/FEMALE,-3 bedroom. 2 bath apart­
ment. Pool, washer/dryer, etc. Rural/
Apache. $215 plus Vo. 437-1048.
NEAR CAMPUS, 15th Street. 3 bedroom/2
bath, pool and rec room. $225/month. Full
house privileges. 967-9226.
NON-SMOKER. 2 bedroom. 2 bath townhouse with many amenities. Rural and
Guadalupe. 491-8841, days.
PRIVATE BEDROOM and bathroom. Use
of home. $225 plus Vo utilities. Male. Near
ASU. 253-1210.
ROOMMATES WANTED to share 3
bedroom, 2 bath. Loe Prados Townhomea,
I3th/Hardy. Pool, courts and more. Cali
Jay. 921-7059.

Conk h' Cteom
Accepting applications for evening cocktail,
lunch waitress, and lunch hostess. Part-time.
Excellent atmosphere. Concern with ap­
pearance, reliability and personality are impor­
tant. Apply in person Monday-Friday, 2-5 p.m. or
by appointment.
5101 N. 44th St. (44th St. & Camelback)
952-0585

AFTER CLASS HO URS
Part-time
$8 to $10/hour
We fully train $5.50 guaranteed/hour.
The nation’s finest and largest telemarketing
firm is now accepting applications for shifts in
the:
•Evenings
•Afternoons
•Early A.M.
We have telemarketing positions available in
several departments including:
•Publisher Services
•Book Club Programs
•Non-profit programs
Our easy schedules and a professional staff all
add up to an enjoyable and lucrative job. Our
Tempe office is 5 minutes from campus.

D la la m e r lc a
894-0264

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HELP WANTED

HELP WANTED

PERSONALS

PERSONALS

TRAVEL

MAKE $4,OOOPLUS/MONTH working 5
hours/week Write: Rodes Associates, 950
South Terrace, D170, Tempe, AZ
85281-3868.

SUNWEAR MODELS needed, March 20,
6-7pm. Apply in person. Sunwear Arizona,
5th/MHI. See Linda.

BEAT THE rush, experience a mid­
semester rush, Beta style. 967-8385.

TO LIBBY. I met you last week at the
Dash. I saw you fall flat on your face. Your
secret admirer.

FLY ANYTIME! Continental USA, $375
roundtrip. Leave today! Northwest USA,
$275! Alaska-three weeks notice, $525.
Other destinations available. We also buy
transferable coupons! 968-7283.

MARKET RESEARCH phone interview­
ers. Absolutely no sales. Evenings/
weekends. Tempe, start at $4.40/hour.
967-4441, Susan.
MODELS-SWIMSUIT, calenders, and
print projects for top European magazines.
David Schoen Productions, 870-3043
NEED EXTRA cash? Part-time position
available, telemarketing, evenings and
weeikends. No selling, simply make
appointm ents for our consultants.
$6-8/hour Call Mr, French at Lamb Finan­
cial, 996-8767.

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ATTENTION
STUDENTS!!!
Summer Jo b
Fair ’90
Wednesday
March 28
9 a.m.-2 p.m.
Cady Mall

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TRAIN TO become a mobile DJ Weekend
work, dependable vehicle. Call for
appointment, 820-8220.

CRUISESHIPS NOW HIR­
ING for spring, Christmas

and next summer breaks.
Many positions. Call
1-805-682-7555 ext. S-1114:
Call 7 days a week.
TRAVEL, BE in the sun, see the world,
have fun, and get paid! How? College
students cruise ship jobs: stewards, stew­
ardesses, maintenance. $900/salary
weekly Guaranteed openings. Call us
now fo r s u m m e r e m p l o y m e n t .
1-800-926-8447, ext.C-1279.
WALKER DATASOURCE is hiring enthu­
siastic, reliable individuals for national
telephone interviewing. No selling.
Requires average reading skills, will train.
Starting wage, $4.25/hour. Evening shifts,
3:30-9. Apply in person, Monday-Friday,
10am to 4pm, 4515 South McClintock
Drivé, suite 101, Tempe Corporate build­
ing: McClintock and Superstition Freeway.
831-2971, male/female. EOE.

See you there!

CHI-O CANDY, Tramp, Trixie: We’ll
Barbie till we drop. Havasu here we come!
Heart, Hussy.
CHI-O HAVASUERS: This will be the best
break ever. P.S. No text books allowed!
D E S P E R A T E L Y S E E K IN G beautiful
blonde at Sno Oasis last Friday at 6
o’clock. Please leave a message in the
personals. From the guy on the red bike.
GIW — Under a lover’s moon I’m waiting.
Brooke.
GREEK STEERING Committee: Only a
few days left! It’s been a fun, fun
semester!
GREEKS: THE days are counting down
until Greek week! Greek Sing and Greek
Games get prepared for some though
competition!

M id S e m e ste r
R u s h E lc w c u t
Call the Betas,
9676385

TO LIBBY, Nicole, Tom and Brad. Are you
guys ready to motor? We’re going to party
our butts off, Dude! Let’s hope the driver
knows how to get there this time. Monte.
TO MAX the dog. We’re thinking about
you. Love, the Papago Gang.
TO MY wonderful ding-a-ling, the one to
whom I ding; without you I would lose,
wind up broke and turn to booze; with you
I’ll always win, rich as hell and dear of gin;
you're my light and I love you as such, you
could never know just how much! Nerd-2.
TO THE Papago Gang. We would appreci­
ate if you would net come back to the
Dash. Dottie and Val.
TR ID ELT HALLIE: Thanks for an
awesome week at ASU as a pseudo.
Tridelt! It was fun rehashing memories
through the Veishea video, Anarchy Ball,
campus photos, and all the trips back and
forth to “ Cedar Rapids. ” P.S. Don’t go
around any more detour signs! Love,
Jen— AOPi— Iowa State.

LEAVING MARCH 23, going to Conneticut. Need driver. Heading north-east from
Oklahoma City. 230-9591.
MALE, 25, with 1987 4x4 seeks roadtrip
partner to New York/New Jersey area
around 3/18. Scott, 9626780.
ROCKY POINT sailing: Drink free beer.
Get naked, get crazy! Call Larry for details,
4396122.
ROUND-TRIP * TICKET to Indianapolis
Airport. Leaving 3/29/90, returning 4/1/90.
$99. Must sell. Please call Cindy,
7846137.
RO U N D -TRIP TICKET to Orlando,
3/16-3/26, $238 Richard, 964-4506 or
834-7018.
ROUND-TRIP, PHOENIX to Milwaukee.
Saturday, March 17; return Saturday,
March 24. Asking $275 or best offer.
966-1849.
SAN FRANCISCO, Seattle or Anchorage;
one-way, from Phoenix. Departs March
18. Best offer. 491-1918.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS
WE DIDN'T invent pizza, we simply
perfected it! Gourmet pizza for the discri­
minating taste. Pizza Doug Out, 411 S.
Mill Avenue, downtown Tempe, 921-4277.
Free hot delivery to ASU area.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY Adrian! We may
not always be together, but baby, I know
that We are. you’re the best! I love you.
Always, Denise.

PA R T / F U 1 L T I ME
MAKE
$1,000plus/month. Management trainee
position, ho experience. Ask. for Eric,
968-6636

JEWELRY

KATIE????? AEROSMITH dream,... Still
wondering. Come by the SRC. Walk this
way!! Sweet emotion.—Lee.

TRANSPORTATION

CASH FOR gold, diamonds. Mill Avenue
Jewelers, 414 S Mill, Suite 101, Tempe.
968-596?.

KG B KRISTEN: What’s up Sofror?
Congratulations, welcome to tool group erf
Bimbos. Love, KGB Taboo.

AAA* DRIVEAWAY. Free. cars to most
major cities. Gas allowances available. 21:
or older. Call 279-2000, then 4530.

CASH PAID, jewelry of all kinds, including
gojd, sterling, gems, pearls, antiques, etc.
Rare Lion, 921 S. Mill Ave, Tempe Center.
9666074.

USA, DID you figure it out yet? How about
St. Pat’s Day at Houlis. Sweat shirt:
Green. Celtics. Bittmore. Love, Bryan.

ENGAGEM ENT
RING
SPECIALIST

STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now hiring
lunch waitresses and night hostesses.
Apply in person, 5001 East Washington,
between 10-11:30am, or after 1:30pm.
SUMMER 1990. YM CA Camps in oracle
Arizona, is looking for summer staff. Good
salary, plus room and board. Positions
available are: counselors, archery, arts
and crafts, nature, riflery, horseback
riding, swimming specialists, kitchen staff,
nurses, office manager, and maintenance
staff. Call 1-884-0987 for information, or
write YMCA Triangle Y Ranch Camp, 516
North 5th Avenue, Tucson, Arizona 85075.
SUMMER RESORT. Colorado Rockies
Guest Ranch & Fine dining restaurant.
Hiring waitresses, housekeepers, grounds
keepers, bartenders, musicians, wran­
glers and guides. Housing plus salary.
Send picture and resume to Wit’s End
Guest Ranch & Resort, 254 C R. 500
Bayfield. CO 81122.

Harriott
“ d ü ilK
is hiring for the following
positions:
•Dining Room Servers
•Dining Room Attendants
•Room Service Servers
•Cooks
•Front Desk Clerks
•Host/Hostess
•Housekeepe rs/Houseme n
Superior benefits in a unique
concept. Excellent
downtown Scottsdale loca­
tion. Close to ASU and
MCC. Apply in person:
7325 E. 3rd Ave.
Scottsdale

M/W/F 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
T/TH 2 p.m.-6 p.m.
EOE M/F/V/H

$1.00/PER PAG E typing of theses, reports
and dissertations. Other word/data
processing services available. Call
273-7774 or 8976255.

10tti St. & Camelback
279-4034
The Southwest» largest
diamond importer.

FREE LOST/fOUN D
LOST: DIAMOND easing, in front of MU. If
found, please call 784-9799.
LOST: GOLD link bracelet.
offered. Call Kim; 7846925.

Reward

ON-CAMPUS
A TRIBUTE to E th n ic . Women —
“ Pioneers and Poets Leading the Way/’ A
week-long celebration erf ethnic women,
sponsored by ASU Cultural Diversity
Committee and University Women’s
Council, March 26-30. Events schedules
available at the Student Life Office, 2nd
floor of the Student Services Building. All
events are tree and open to the public.

PERSONALS
AGD HEIDI: Have a blast in Cancún.
Andy.
ALL GREEKS: Have a great Spring Break!
Love, Gamma Phi Girisi
ALL GREEKS: Greek Week 1990 is almost
here! Get ready for a week to remember!

PK, YOU’RE the same kind of beautiful,
too, babe. I’d rather not fight, just talk,
grace to grace. No hangups.
RENEE LYNN, welcome to Arizona. Hope
you have a great stay. I want you to know
that I love you very much, I always have,
and I always wHI. How about making some
fila chicken, I have plenty of Tarragon and
fillo dough. SLG.
ROBBIE—BOBBIE—Boo! Thanks for. a
great birthweek. Can’t wait for San Diego.
Mi amo!
RUSH ONE, rush all, rush 9\ Mid­
semester rush, the Betas, 967-83(35.
SHORTER PLEDGESHIP, longer brother­
hood Call 967-8385
SIGMA NU b-bail players: Thanx for being
such good sports. You guys are studs!
Love, your ADPi coaches.
SK DEBBIE. I don’t mean to be rude but,
yah boy! Butt? Butt? Tan or white.
SK DEBBIE: Ooo, ooh, oh, He’s so nice to
look at!

SERVICES
CREDIT REPAIR Service— Bankruptcy,
slowpays, chargeoffs or credit problems—
I can remove them from your credit. Low
rates. 345-9763.
E L E C T R O L Y S IS -P E R M A N E N T hair
removal. Remove unwanted hair forever.
Student discount. Call for more informa­
tion, 969-6954.

SUE AND Jules — Happy 21st birqbo’s.
Let’s all find some HD’ s with big D’s to
celebrate! Love, Lauren and Lisa.

TRAVEL

SU E SCHRADER — Happy 21st, a Long
Beach boy loves, misses and wishes you
the best! Love, Steve.

ATTENTION: 3 one-way tickets, Phoenix
to Buffalo, New York, 5x2. $175 each.
Marlene, 981-8316 or 965-051?.

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

RESTAURANTS/
BARS

ATO’S TOM and Jim. Get ready to rage.
Spring Break is going to be the best ever
No casts or crutches please. Love,
Jeanette.

BART II: 30 days before Lent is over.
Cheater! L is for Loser! Don’t have a cow
man! Homer.
BART I: What's a nice Irish Catholic girt
from Boston gonna do for St. Patrick’s
Day? '

ACCURATE RESUM ES composed and
typed ($25); guaranteed. Call Carol,
9246064- East Mesa.

ASU AREA. Typing, word processing,
editing. Fast, accurate. Call anytime.
Prices competitive, negotiable. 966-2186.

ALPHA PHI U li Acosta: Meet me at Tom's
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noon on Tuesday. Love, your covert
admirer.,

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big, I saw you last year at Phi Sig Dig. I
met you one month ago today. Please
don't keep my heart at bay. The rose was
red, no need to fuss. What's going on
between us? I wrote this note, to show
what's on my mind. Friends or more,
anything will be fine. Have a great time in
Mexico, I’ll think of you when I'm in CO.
Love, Shawn.

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468-3850

$ 1.00
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WORD PROCESSING — $1.50 per page.
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ADOPTION. OPEN arms, loving heart and
home. I’m hoping to share my life with a
child. Let’s help each other. Call Debbi
anytime collect at 215-752-3604 or
802-235-2312.
ADOPTION ON your mind? Are you
looking for the best possible home for your
baby? A beautiful life awaits, with loving
couple who will give your baby everything
you would if you could. Expenses paid. To
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(914)338-4712.
LET US fulfill your dreams for your baby.
Loving, professional couple praying to
adopt and love healthy newborn. Call our
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288-7100, reference A236.

MISCELLANEOUS

B U L IM IA

897-0444

WORD PROCESSING for your typing
needs. Fast turaround. Close to ASU.
$1.25/up. Transcription available. Roxan­
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A1 WORD processing. $1.50/page. All
types of papers. Laser printer. Phoenix
location. 943-3552.

Private, confidential counseling.
Insurance accepted.
There is a solution!

Ginnie Monroe, ACSW

WORD PROCESSING- resumes, papers,
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$1.65 AND up. Professional word proces­
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printer. Claudia, 9646012.

A KINKO’S paper makes the grade.
Kioto's typesets papers, resumes, fliers,
etc... Self-serve Macintosh computers and
Laserprinter too. 933 E. University, call
966-2035. 960 W University, call
9216168. Open early, open late, open
seven days!

SINGLE? MEET new people over dinnerjoin The Dinner Club. Call 230-4135 for
free information.

WE’RE BACK! Former ASU staffers will
print in letter quality from your WordPer­
fect or ASCII disk or will enter fresh text.
9476262, Joan or Donna. «

VIRGINIA COUPLE, formerly of Arizona,
seek newborn. We are a kind, devoted
couple who will provide a warm, loving
family to the baby we adopt. Expenses
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$1.50 AAA Word Processing/Laser printer.
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PI PHI’S have "changed” ami want, our
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C all anytime. 253-1237.

TYPING/WORD
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Break a leg, babe!!! Your faithful ADG.

TYPING, ANY size report. $1.00/page.
Call Jan, 897-1744.

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C a l l c o l l e c t ; (41 5)8 43 -2 1 11 r or
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come in to interview Friday, March 23 from
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RESUMES, COVER letters, term papers,
custom writing.. Reasonable prices. Call
839-3305, 8-5 pm.

ADOPTION

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great times. I’m gonna miss you! Love,
your Lady:

RESUMES- $10 High-Res Laser Imager.
Great for theses, reports. Call Joe,
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Vfe PRICE international Youth Hostels
membership with purchase of Eurail pass.
Both issued on the spot! ISIC cards
student-fare, flights M E I , travel packs,
other travel items also available. Contact
American Youth Hostels. 1026 North 9th
Street. Phoenix, Arizona or call 254-9803

HAPPY 19TH Birthday, Kathie! Can’t wait
to party this weekend! You’re the greatest!
Love, Elisha.

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INSTRUCTION

PART-TIME OFFICE assistant with some
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voice $5/hour plus bonuses to start.
437-1046

TYPING/WORD
PROCESSING

PAPER, RESUM ES, letters, transcribing,
editing, mailings. Grammar/spelling
checks. College graduate using IBM
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TUTORS
CALCULUS TUTOR needed, weekends
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SERVICES

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all four divisions

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AWARDS:
REGISTRATION FEES:
DIVISIONS:

LA TE REGISTRATION:

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$30 per team

M en’s A ’s Doubles
M en’s B ’s D oubles
W om en’s Open D oubles
C oed Triples
A p plica tion s are due M arch
22nd. N O L A T E O R D A Y
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C A T IO N S W ILL B E
A C C E P T E D !!
A ll Entrants will receive a
com memorative shirt with
their registration.
Fashion show by P a cific
Eyes & T ’s and m usic by
Neon Prophet

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As a participant in the Springfling Volleyball Tournament, I will obey all laws of the State of Arizona which may apply to my
activities during this event.
In consideration of my being accepted in this event, I the undersigned intending to be legally bound, do hereby, for myself,
nriy heirs, my personal representatives and assigns, waive, release and forever discharge any and all rights and claims for
damages which may have or m iy hereafter accrue to me against the ASUA, City of Tucson, Pima County, The University of
Arizona, the Arizona Board of Regents, or any event sponsor or their officers, agents, representatives, successors and/or any
other corporations of individuals associated with the Volleyball Tou rnament for any and all damags, claims, injuries, or actions
arising out of m y participation in said event. Also, none of the above are responsible for the loss of personal items nor any other
form of aggravation in connection with said event
I attest and verify that I have full knowledge of the risks involved in this event and that I am physically fit and consent to receive
medical treatment which may be deemed advisable in the event of injury, accident and/or illness during the said event. Further,
I give my permission for the free use of my name and picture in any broadcast, telecast, or print media account of this event.
l also understand that the entry fee paid by me is non-réfundable. Decisions of the tournamentdirector are final. In filling out
this form, ! acknowledge that 1 have read and fully understand my own liability and do accept the restrictions.

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Make check payable to: Springfling Volleyball Tournament
Mailing address: Springfling Volleyball Tournament
University of Arizona ASUA, Bldg. #19, Room 215
Tucson, AZ 85721