Copyright, State Press, 1990 Vol. 72 No. 89 Tempe, Arizona Arizona State University’s Morning Daily Wednesday, February 14, 1990 Judge orders removal of Danforth cross B y N IC O LE C A R R O L L State P re ss A Maricopa County Superior Court judge ruled Tuesday that the cross atop Danforth Chapel must be removed, but will allow Christian groups who a re defending the symbol 30 days to appeal the decision. The cross w ill remain on the chapel until Campus A glo w , a cam pus Christian organization, decides on whether or not it w ill continue the legal battle, “ I would like to see it go .on because we have such a strong constitutional case,” said sophomore Crystal McCoy, the group’s president, “ However, I would be concerned about giving the ACLU a chance to set a precedent.” “ If it is found to be unconstitutional, then it should come down,” she continued, “ That w ill not change our religious beliefs whatsoever.” Ted Mote, the Arizona Civil Liberities Union attorney, said he believes the current decision will not allow for any further legal action. “ There have been enough decisions by the court of appeals and other courts that display of the cross is unconstitutional,” Mote said. The ACLU filed a lawsuit in October against the Arizona Board o f Regents and form er Interim President Richard Peck calling for the rem oval of the cross. It contends that the cross is a violation of the constitutionally mandated separation of church and state. The ASU administration withdrew from taking a position in the suit, claiming it wasn’t central to the educational mission of the University. Campus Aglow became an intervening defendant in the suit in December. Judge Alfred Rogers said he based his opinion on a test set by the 1971 Supreme Court case of Lem on vs. Kurtzman. The case identified criteria for determining w h e t h e r a s y m b o l v i o l a t e s th e e s ta b lis h m e n t c la u s e o f th e U . S. constitution. The “ Lemon test” asks the court to decide if the symbol has a secular purpose, whether its prim ary effect is to inhibit or advance religion and whether the symbol c r e a te s e x c e s s iv e g o v e rn m e n t entanglement with religion. Rogers said the Danforth cross failed all o f the tests. ASU General Counsel Bruce Meyerson said that if the Christain group files an appeal during the 30-day grace period, the judge w ill decide whether or not to allow the cross to remain- intact for the remaining legal process. Turn to Danforth, page 12. University must raise minimum w age by A pril 1 B y N ICO LE C A R R O L L State P ress —W - Two of Hearts Scott Troy ano«/Stato Praia A passer-by on C a d y M all Tuesday looks at one of the m any Valentine’s D ay gift creations for sale near the fountain. Vendors flocked to cam pus this week to offer various heart-shaped balloons, baskets and can d y to stud ents., The University is required by law to raise the m inimum wage for all employees from $3.35 an hour to $3.80 an hour beginning April 1, and while those affected by the hike applaud the intentions of the increase, some still find it deficient. The ASU Financial Assistance O ffice estimates that 200 students w ill receive pay hikes as a result of the law. “ That’s a good start,” said Ted Hiserodt, a senior electrical engineering m ajor who is a student worker in the engineering college. “ But it’s still a little low. They (students) should get at least $4 an hour.” Hiserodt said he had to quit his job with the Registar’s Office because the pay was too low for him to live oh. “ I was making $3.52 an hour and worked there three years,” he said. “ That’s why I left.” Admissions Office student employee Melissa Lofthus agreed. “ The students that work usually work to go to school,” Lofthus said. “ They deserve m ore money.” Loftus has worked on campus for three and a half years. The entire first year she was paid minimum wage. Supervisors are also sympathetic to student concerns. “ Personally, I support it,” said Mike Pressendo, Associated Students of ASU executive vice president. “ For some students up here, this is a full-time job. That (increase) w ill have a defínate impact.” The ASASU Senate appropriated $2,506 for pay increases to Turn to W ages, page 16. Board director, on TV show, rejects ASA tuition proposal B y N IC O LE C A R R O L L State Press The executive director of the Arizona Board of Regents said Tuesday she is opposed to the Arizona Students Association proposal of exempting current non-resident students from large tuition increases. “ I am not opposed to it (grandfathering) on administrative grounds,” Molly Broad said after taping an interview on the impending tuition hikes for KAET-Channel 8’s “ Horizon” program. “ I believe that student aid is a more efficient policy instrument because it can be targeted at each and every student that really does need help.” A “ grandfathering” policy would require new out-of-state students to pay more than students who are already attending Arizona universities. Broad was joined by Brad Golich, executive director of ASA, on the K A E T program. The segment will be televised at 7 p.m. on Thursday. G olich defended A S A ’s position on g ra n d fa th erin g during the 10-minute interview with “ Horizon” host Michael Tu rn to Tuition, page 12. Shell! Wright/State Press M olly Broad (left), the executive director o f the A rizona Board o f R egents, and Brad G olich, executive director o f the A rizona Stu dents A sso cia tio n , ap pear o n K A ET -C h a n n e l 8'to d is c u s s the im pending tuition hike with “ H o rizon ” h ost M ichael Grant. *S S park P lu g s : The AS AS U Senate sends to committee a proposal to fund the campus year­ book through a $1-per-student semesterly fee. Page 6 Oh N o , It’s . . G o o d M ed icin e : An aging Navajo healer has a simple message: "Know who you are." P a g e 10 The Dates from Hell! Prom bumbling blind dates to full-fledged perverts, they’re cataloged here. T o d a y s weather: M ostly cloudy and breezy, with a 20 percent cha nce of rain. High in the upper 50s. Tonight’s low will be in the upper 40s. Page 23 S p o rts ..................................... World/Nation.......... Page 2 State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Corbin will not seek additional term despite favor B y T E N N Y T A TU S IA N State P re s s Arizona Attorney General Bob Corbin announced Tuesday that he w ill not seek a fourth term as the state’s top law enforcer — despite recent polls showing that he is a favorite for the position. “ I ’ve always felt that nobody should hold office m ore than 12 years,” Corbin said. “ I f I believe this then I must follow through.” In a recent Rocky Mountain Poll survey, 35 percent of the 700 people surveyed thought Corbin was doing an excellent or good job as attorney general. Forty percent of the people surveyed said they would vote for Corbin. Corbin’s principle rivals, David Corbin Eisenstein of Tucson and Grant Woods o f Mesa, said they are pleased with the announcement. “ His decision is in the best interest of the state,” Eisenstein said. “ H e’s shown no leadership in fighting the w ar on drugs. The state needs new blood for the 1990s.” Woods agreed, saying that Corbin’s decision not to run is “ a great boost to the Woods campaign.” . “ W e’ve thought all along that w e (the Woods campaign) would be successful,” Woods said. “ His decision has just made the race easier,” The poll showed that Eisenstein had a 7 percent following and Woods carried a 9 percent following. Woods renounced the poll saying that “ It doesn’t matter who’s supporting m e in February but who supports what I stand for during the election.” Bernie Lumbert, a Kingman resident who announced his candidacy a fter the poll was taken, agreed that the attorney general made the right decision but said he was not surprised by it. “ I knew last September when everyone was talking about him running again,” Lumbert said. “ I applaud his decision. At heart he’s concerned with the best fo r the state. H e’s served long and w ell.” Lumbert said that he would have been beaten by Corbin but that no one can beat him now. Corbin said he has not decided what he w ill do after his term expires. “ I ’ve had only four weeks of vacation in the last four years,” the attorney general said. “ I ’m sure I ’ll find something.” Corbin said he has received offers from Valley law firm s to continue his law practice and has also been asked to run for governor. “ I said I ’ll keep an open mind but that doesn’t mean that I ’m going to run for governor,” Corbin added. “ I like to think that I always keep an open mind:” He also said that he is eligible for early retirement. “ Who knows what tomorrow w ill bring — I certainly don’t,” Corbin added. Corbin said his office will have its hands full with the upcoming gubernatorial race. “ That’s always a lot o f excitement,” he said. “ Candidates w ill be accusing each other of doing something wrong. Guess who’ll investigate that?” “ It’s an exciting office,” Corbin added. •A.W .A.R.E. for Re-entry Students presents Chocolate Awareness (B.Y.O .C.) at 11:30 a.m. in the MU, Apache Room. Center, Classroom Annex. •IEEE will have speaker, Ron Roedell, plus paper contest information and more at 3:30 p.m. in COB 350. •Asian Student Association will meet at 2:45 p.m. in the Language and Literature Building A-wing, Room 210. •Baha’i Club will have an informational meeting at 7 p.m. in the MU. •Campus A glow will address the question “ Do you want to find true love?” from 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. in the MU, Graham Room 216. •C ollege o f Liberal Arts and S ciences Class Council will distribute AIDS awareness w eek information, including literature and condoms all day on Cady Mall. •Economics Association will m eet from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. at Minder Binders, 715 S. Hayden Road. New members and faculty are welcome. •HBSA will meet at 3:30 p.m. in BAC 218. Everyone is welcome. •Health Education will have a weight management workshop from 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. in the Student Health •MUAB Special Events Committee presents its Valentines Day Special: “ Proclaim your love in the MU Rendezvous Lounge and G et your palm read on the mall” from 10 a m. to 3 p.m. Today Meetings •Adult Children of Alcoholics and Co-dependents Workshop Series will have Dr. Joel Hutchinson, Ph.D. from counseling and consultation, discuss intimacy and relationships from noon to 1p.m . in the MU, Yuma Room 211. Everyone is welcome. •Alcoholics Anonymous will have an open meeting at noon in the basement o f Newman Center. •Alpha Lamda Delta National Freshman Honor Society will have scholarship applications for Alpha Lambda Delta sophomore members in McClintock Hall. •American Humanics Student Association will have guest speaker, John Chikow of the Boy Scouts of America — Pasadena Council from 2:40 to 3:30 p.m. in the Farmer Education Building, Room 215. All are welcome. •ASU Desert Horticulture Society will be having a Valentine Cactus Sale from 9:30 a.m to 1 p.m. on Cady Mall •ASU Flight Team would like anyone who is interested in aviation to meet at 4 p.m. in TCB 101. •National Association o f Accountants will have a guest speaker from Allied Signal and Aerospace Company at 4:45 p.m. in BA 132. •Phi Alpha Delta will meet and have committee elections at 3 p.m. in the Social Science Building, Room 308. •Recreation Majors Student Association will meet from 11:40 to 12:40 p.m. in the Language and Literature Building A-wing, Room 245. •Society o f Manufacturing Engineers will have its election o f officers at 5 p.m. in T C 118. •Students For Life will have guest speaker, John Jakubczyk, lawyer for Project Rescue at 2 p.m. in the MU, Mohave Room. 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Other key limits in the projected treaty would cover tanks and other non-nuclear weapons. However, only Monday, Baker stressed in a speech to the conference that the United States and the Soviet Union were in disagreement on limits for combat aircraft. Without such agreement, a treaty would be more difficult to reach. The agreement on troop ceilings, the first of its kind, was one of three at the NATO-Warsaw pact conference capping an extraordinary nine days of diplomacy that saw Baker confer with allies and others in Ireland, Czechoslovakia, the Soviet Union, Romania, Bulgaria and finally in Ottawa. The second agreement establishes a two-stage process aimed at German reunification in which the two Germanies confer, followed by talks of their foreign ministers and those of the four powers that defeated Nazi Germany in World War II, the United States, Britain, France and the Soviet Union. In the third agreement, NATO and the Warsaw Pact agreed in principle on ‘ ‘open skies ’ ’ surveillance methods by which reconnaissance aircraft o f one side w ill fly over the territory of the other. Details are to be worked out for a May 12 signing Ceremony in Budapest. During Baker’s talks in Moscow last week, Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev proposed a somewhat different troop arrangement — equal levels for the United States and the Soviet Union on European soil of either 195,000 or 225,000 each, with no sub-ceiling for Central Europe. Baker took that proposal to the foreign ministers of the 15 U. S.. allies in NATO, who were assembled in Ottawa for a two-week conference with the seven members of the Warsaw Pact on aerial surveillance as a means of allaying suspicions of surprise attack. Shevardnadze said the accord was close to Gorbachev’s proposals. Referring to Bush’s initiative, Shevardnadze told reporters: “ He did not say he would not agree to that.” The foreign minister, with a twinkle, quipped: “ A re you disappointed?” The accord on troop limitations capped a series of breakthroughs during Baker’s nine days in Europe and Canada In Moscow, he and Soviet officials broke the back of several key issues that stood in the way of a treaty to reduce long-range missiles, bombers and submarines by 30 to 50 percent. Sea-launched cruises missiles w ere separated from the em erging treaty that Bush and Gorbachev intend to sign at their summit meeting in Washington in June. Also, an agreement Was worked out for destruction of Chemical weapons stock, also to be signed in June, provided other nations capable of producing gas agree to an international treaty. After a farew ell chat with Shevardnadze, Baker headed home for Washington after a nine-day trip. Phase II of the Fine Arts Complex.” Harper, a sophomore music composition major, said being appointed to the seat is “ a good feeling.” “ It’S nice to see how the Senate cares about what’s going on,” he said, adding that re-forming the College’s council is his “ main priority.” Pressendo said that he and a three-member selection committee chose Harper and Conklin from about eight hopefuls. Harper said that serving on the Senate is “ better than what I thought it would be.” He added, “ But then, it’s only m y first day.’ ’ State Press staff members Dan Nowicki and Kevin Sheh contributed to this report Quotum o(«ut Student Pubticotum? CM 965-7572 t t l t t U s. « ^ w W EDNESDAY $1.00 M O N STE R 60 oz, PITCHERS $1.00 M ALIBU RU M DRINKS 8:00-10:30pm OPEN 8:00 Dm F R ID A Y AFTER H O URS E v e r y F r id a y & S a tu r d a y 25idr-40 mb harddisk D O S. FAST, POWERFUL AND PORTABLE!! 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T E M P E , February 14-16 9 a.m.-5 p.m. C a d y M all Sponsored by: TlUM i r Film Com m ittee Page to Wednesday, February 14,1990 Medicine Man T rad itio n al N avajo h ealer is last of a dying breed By SHERI JO H N S O N S ta le P re ss r e s I raditions and taboos guide Jones Benally, a N avajo medicine man. On his reservation in northern Arizona he is a highly respected healer at peace with himself. O Not fa r away, where the highway leads to the white man’s supermarkets and Big Macs, Benally also has found peace. On a sunny, cold winter morning recently, the soft-spoken Navajo, who is about 56 years old, stood at the mouth of a cave 35 miles north of Flagstaff where his grandfather once lived. He talked about the “ cowboys” who chased his grandfather and other Navajos from the cave a century ago. Looking down a mountain into a shrub-covered, rocky canyon, Benally relived the skirmish in his eyes. He said the white men wanted to graze their cattle in the area. “ M y mother told me all the history,” he said quietly in choppy, heavily accented English. “ (H ie cowboys) were really after him. Some of them, their brothers had been killed.” As he spoke, he drew imaginary pictures with his large bony hands. He smiled, when he talked of the white man’s misconceptions of the Indian way. “ They (white men) come up to m e and say, ‘How,’ like you see in the movies, and I say, ‘How about what?’ ” Benally said throwing his bead back in laughter, The line creasing each cheek on his thin, weathered face deepened. While the white man looks toward the 2lst century and its high-tech gagetry, this medicine man looks back to his centuries-old traditions and sacred customs. He has learned to live in his land, as well as that of the white man, and be comfortable with himself. He likes to say, “ Know who you are.” Benally believes he is a dying breed. The dedication and sa c rific e d takes to learn the sacred customs does not appeal to many younger Navajos, who, he said, have become trapped in m odem society. “ They used to tell m e one day pretty soon they all speak English, and then there will be no m ore secret,” he said sadly, referring to the need to speak N avajo during the secret ceremonies. “ A lot of people, they don’t want to carry on tradition to teach own people. I was raised own way. For all our young pegple, it’s different. Now, there is a lot missing.” Benally’s hair was [Hilled away from his face and bound neatly with white yam at the nap of his neck in a tsiitf'óó.í or traditional N avajo bundle. He said he never cuts his graysprinkled black hair, which hangs down past his shoulder blades when untied. “ The old belief is people not suppose to cut the h a ir," he said as he adjusted the dark bandanna he wore around his head, “ It’s like the plant. You chop it down and give it a hard tim e.” As Benally moved his thin, 6-foot fram e through the dimly lit cave, he pointed to the crumbling rock and mud walls that divide the enclosure into three small rooms. Humans have long since departed the hole. A ll that remains are grinding stones, com cobs and nests for rats and other small animals. Benally said the cave was part of his people’s history, which must be preserved. “ I ’m proud of my people. Somebody must carry on,” he said as he looked at his wife, Berta, who accompanied him. “ That’s why I respect m y own people.” v His people are the largest Indian tribe in the United States with more than 200,000 members. Their reservation in northern Arizona, Utah and N ew M exico encompasses about 1? million acres. The rocky mountains and mesas a re splendid backdrops to a reddish-colored, parched land where treps are sparse. people, unlike many o f his predecessors. Non-Indians m ay call the land barren and desolate. It is full of life and beauty for Benally. “ His door was always open,” Berta Benally said. “ You could see him anytime. (A person) is innocent until proven guilty. A ll w e know right now is what the press says.” “ No m atter what anyone says, that’s where I come from ,” he said. “ Even though they took aw ay the land, that’s where m y roots are. You can’t erase the earth. I f they fence it or strip mine it, the land w ill still be there. As a medicine man, Benally upholds the w ay of life and the time-honored customs o f his people. It is the N avajo healers who spend their lives studying the history o f the Indians and perform ing the important religious ceremonies. “ I feel at home on the reservation. But it doesn’t make any difference where you live as long as you’re alive. As long as I stay on the Earth, I am at home.” Standing near the cave where his grandfather once hunted small game, Benally talked about the customs of his people. L ife is less peaceful for many Navajos. On and o ff the reservation, there is widespread alcoholism, suicide and unemployment. A recent census study showed that the Navajos w ere the poorest Indians in the United States. “ As the eye béholds, what’s poverty?” Berta Benally asked, adding that the Navajos are rich in spirit and customs. Recently, national attention has focused on the tribe because their form er tribal chairman, Peter MacDonald Sr., is facing trial. He was ousted from office after being accused o f accepting illegal campaign contributions and thousands of dollars in bribes from businesses on the reservation. Benally was slow to criticize the form er chairman. He and his w ife said that MacDonald was always accessible to the mysticism that has been associated with Am erican Indian beliefs. Ha does not ca re if the non-Indian fully understands. His beliefs are his life. Benally’s life began in the early 1930s in a hogan on Black Mesa, which is about 300 miles north of Phoenix on the N avajo Reservation, He is hot sure the exact year of his birth because there w ere no records kept o f such things. As a child, he became fascinated with the ways of the medicine man. He decided to dedicate himself to learning the complicated ceremonies used to heal the sick. “ You don’t have to be chosen (to be a medicine m an),” he A large turquoise necklace hung low on his chest. The said. “ But it is really hard. It’s another level. When you learn polished silver ring on his left hand resembled a flower, its • to be a medicine man, you have to learn special words. pedals made o f turquoise. His long-sleeved, deep-blue velvet You’ve got to know the special name fo r everything. F o r all shirt was the same worn during the sacred ceremonies. He the herbs and plants and things like that.” wore faded jeans and scuffed, light-tan cowboy boots. Unlike his six brothers, he stayed home from school to “ Much o f the Indians’ knowledge cam e from the angels, learn the various healing rituals and other customs from his animals and the. stars,” he said, adding that to be a medicine grandfather and uncles, wbo w ere also medicine men. man he must be “ one with nature.” “ That’s why they didn’t learn their ceremonies,” he said o f “ The sun, moon, stars, they know all the history, all the his brothers. “ You have to work with your parents to learn songs and prayers. Everything in the sky. They’re the ones them.” who had the songs and medicine for humans.” By the age of 7 he was accompanying his mother when she Benally spoke cautiously, not wanting to reveal too much about what had been learned from the sky. The knowledge is fo rth e Indian, and much o f it is private. delivered babies. He sang special songs with his mother and others in the hogan during the delivery. The songs asked for an easy labor and helped the baby com e out, he said. In guarding such secrets, he surrounds himself in the While his grandfather and uncles watched, he learned the State Press secret Indian names for all the plants used in healing. He memorized the songs chanted during the ceremonies, songs with words that never could be changed or incorrectly sung. One such song, used in many of the ceremonies, talks of beauty: “ Beauty is before me Beauty is behind me Beauty is below me Beauty is above me Beauty is all around me Beauty is done.” In the nine-day mountain chant ceremony, this song is repeated four times at the end. “ Th ere’s a lot of detail that goes along with the c e re m o n ie s ,” B en ally said. “ Som e go along with sandpainting, some with songs and praying. The prayer or song you have to learn good. I f you make a mistake the ceremony is no good. This never changes even if the words are hard.” The sandpaintings, an integral part of many ceremonies, are designed with various colors of finely ground sandstone. M any of the paintings are of the Y ei, or gods, called upon during the ceremony. “ When we do ceremony, we take loose sand and paint a pattern,” Benally said. “ We destroy it after ceremony. Can’t lea ve it overnight.” The medicine man is the only one who can pick up all the sand, Berta Benally said. “ E very single last grain is carried out of that hogan," she said. “ It ’s very hard.” ‘The people who believe are the ones who carry on. ’ Learning the proper rituals required years of rigid training. By the time Benally was a man, he had spent hundreds of hours studying, learning and applying the sacred customs of his people. He became a diviner, or one who determines what is wrong with a sick person. He learned to look for visions and signs in crystal rocks and in the sky. “ We cannot just start a ceremony. We have to find out what’s wrong with a patient and know what kind of ceremony you'll have,” he said. ‘ ‘There are so many ways w e know to find out what’s wrong with patient; about eight ways. You look in crystals and sometimes lode in stars. What you see outside you can see like you’re watching T V .” r Berta Benally said her husband's visions tell how the patient became ill. “ You have to find out what made you this w ay,” she said. “ (It could be that) a tree got hit by lightning near a sheep and you ate the sheep.” ' T o prepare for a ceremony the medicine man often must abstain from sex, liquor or the outside world, said Eld Shorty, who works for a Phoenix radio station and is the grandson of a N avajo medicine man. “ You have to be holy,” he said. “ You have to respect the patient. You have to take it very seriously. It’s like a surgeon. You have to prepare and meditate. It’s a lot about dedication." Shorty, 37, said his grandfather spent seven years studying day and night to master a dozen ceremonies. The dedication earned him great respect, Shorty said. The medicine man “ is the integral part o f our belief,” Shorty added. “ H e’s like the high power. That’s where all our belief comes from. He has the knowledge.” Shorty has participated in healing ceremonies since he was a baby. The ghost way ceremony “ exorcised the evil that was transferred from my mom to me in the womb,” he said; "Th is evil can occur if the mother or father do certain things during the pregnancy. Y ou ’re not supposed to see or touch a bear. You’re supposed to do a certain ceremony when you kill a deer.” ■ , ■ t During a ceremony, Benally wears a headband, jeans, his deep-blue velvet shirt, moccasins and turquoise, which is a sacred stone used for protection and healing. Abalone, coral and jet are also sacred stones to the Navajo. PageJU W W n «d a ^ F «b n ia ^ ^ ^ 9 9 0 Benally brings herbs he has collected and, for some ceremonies, painted prayer sticks. One common herb used for protection is bitter root. Corn pollen is used in ceremonies for praying. ‘Even though they took away the land, that’s where my roots are. You can’t erase the earth. If they fence it or strip mine it, the land w ill still be there. ’ E very N avajo ceremony incorporates eagle feathers, which are considered “ as sacred as a Bible,” Berta Benally said. They cannot be touched by the non-Indian. Although the mediciné man conducts the ceremony, everybody attending helps in some way. There are no pictures, tapes, videos or written accounts allowed of . the sacred ceremonies. Berta Benally recalled a time when a man tried.to take notes during a ceremony. His pad was taken away and torn up, she said. Even so, there have been recorded eyewitness account of ceremonies. Benally would not describe the ceremonies he performs, but told a story of a woman he once helped to heal. “ A N avajo lady cam e by the hogan at night about 10 years ago,” he said. “ Her head and face and arms and legs w ere swollen. A watery puss was seeping from her pores. “ Me and m y grandfather, T ’oh Abani, started doing a special prayer, medicine and sandpainting for her for about an hour. Everyone went to sleep after that. When we woke up, she was back to normal, and she went home. If you do the ceremony the right way, you get repaired very quickly.” BenaUy said he has helped to heal many people over the years using ceremonies and "'Various herbs. He also uses chiropractic techniques to adjust a patient’s skeleton. He can be called on at anytime. He m ay perform threè ceremonies one week, and none thè following two weeks. It all depends on the need for healing, he said. * It does not bother him that many non-Indians scoff a t his healing methods. “ The people who believe áre the ones who carry on,” he said. ; ^ Berta Benally said her husband does not ask for specific payment for his services. But she added that it is common for a grateful patient to offer gifts such as blankets, food or money. You can’t ask for anything; they have to give you something,” she said. “ You’re not suppose to say what you think it’s worth.” Shorty said those who ask for a specific fee are not true medicine men. “ I f they tell you how much it costs, they’re only in it for the money, ” he said. ‘ ‘You make an o ffer to the medicine man.” Over the years, Benally has left the reservation to show non-Indians his culture. He has traveled as a world-champion hoop dancer throughout the United States, and in Europe, South Am erica, Japan and Australia. Benally said his dancing preserves his customs and shows younger Navajos the old ways. “ They go to school and speak more English, and all they know is like city people,” he said. “ They didn’t learn the old way. They only learn in school. They g o to the library to learn about the Indian. W e call them library Indians.” In addition, many Navajos living on or off the reservation spend much o f their spare tim é in an electronic age .of television and video games. “ They want to watch T V and modern stuff,” he sáid. “ There’s a lot o f problem with that right now. You stay with tradition if you want to carry it on. You live with it and learn it by helping during the ceremonies.” Shorty agreed that many customs are slipping away. “ A lot o f people think they are not losing it, but they are. W e’re losing it year after year.” As soon as BenaUy’s three children could walk, he began teaching them the traditional dances. Now Jeneda, 15, Klee, 14, and Clayson, 12, often perform with him when he travels. This year they are part o f a 20-city U. S. tour with the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show. They have performed at the Heard Museum’s annual Indian F a ir in Phoenix and, for the past seven years, have danced for tourists at the Grand Canyon’s Camper’s Village. Recently the fam ily moved to a trailer on the outskirts of Flagstaff. They needed to live near a town where jobs were available. In Flagstaff, they are close enough to the reservation where Benally’s mother lives in a hogan and where he is often called to perform his ceremonies. They still consider the reservation their permanent home. “ That’s where your roots are,” Berta BenaUy said. “ W e’re living here to work basicaUy. What are you going to do for money? W e don’t live o ff government subsidies.” ‘The sun, moon, stars, they know all the history, all the songs and prayers. Everything in the sky. They’re the ones who had the songs and medicine for humans. ’ Indian rugs woven by his mother hang on thé walls of the small living room in the traUer. Behind the table in the kitchen, a ceremonial wedding basket lies on top of a stand. In another room, a 2-foot-taU, handmade cowhide drum sits between a washing machine and a modern steel drum set, which Clayson plays. BenaUy still eats corn and fry bread, but he also likes warm 7UP and turkey sandwiches. He is planning to buUd a hogan in his backyard. BenaUy said he doesn’t push hischildren to follow in his footsteps as a medicine man. “ It’s up to the kids and what they want to learn,” he said. “ You can’t reaUy push the kids now. They havé to (decide to) listen to you and then carry on.” /• Klee BenaUy said he is glad his dad is persistent in talking about the old ways. “ It makes m e realize more that w e’re losing it,” he said. “ It ’s m ore important. I like carrying on tradition and all that.” Back at the cave, BenaUy picked up a rotting corn cob and talked about how N avajo lifestyles have changed since he was a chUd. “ You can’t w orry,” he said. “ You just move on. You can’t get neryous about a lot of things that happen.” ‘They (white men) come up to me and say, “ How, ” like you see in the movies, and I say, “ How about what?” ’ The medicine man uses different ceremonial cures for each ailment. “ Th ere’s a lot of prayer and a lot of song,” he said. “ Special prayer for every rock, plant, tree. All haye special names.” There are more than 2,000 ceremonies, ranging from 15 minutes to nine days and nights. Nine-day healing rituals include the mountain chant ceremony, the fire dance, lighting ceremony and Yeibeichai. The Yeibeichai, which is performed only in the winter, involves intensive singing, dancing and sandpainting. During the ceremony, the patient sits on the sandpaintings, which puts him in contact with the holy people, or gods, prayed to for healing. It was impossible for Benally to learn all the ceremonies, which is why he sometimes refers a patient to another medicine man. F or each ceremony, the patient is expected to provide some of the necessary paraphernalia, ranging from buckskin to baskets. The patient’s fam ily feeds all the people who attend the ceremony. Photos by Jack Beasley Page 12 Tuition----Continued from page 1. Grant.;/ “ If you’re from out of state and you decide to attend an Arizona university, you make a life-changing decision to move to another state and get established,” Golich said. “ If you’re suddenly faced in the middle of your junior year with . . . a $1,000 increase . . . and you’re a middle-income student and can’t obtain the financial aid that you need, you’re more than likely going to have to end your education.” Broad Said needy students w ill be protected from extinction by an increase in fin an cial aid, which the Council o f Presidents has also recommended. “ We have counted the number o f nonresident students who have financial need at present time and have provided a pool of funds so that those non-residents would have some access to dealing with the increased tuition,” she said. W e d n «d a ^ F e b a ¡«^ 4 í^ The regents w ill vote on an exact tuition hike at their meeting on Friday at UofA in Tucson. T h e C o u n c il o f P r e s i d e n t s h as recommended a $116 or $152 resident tuition hike and a $856 or $1,000 increase for non­ residents. ASA has proposed a $56 tuition increase for resident students, and a $278 hike for currently enrolled non-resident students at ASU and UofA. ASA also recommended that incoming non-residents pay for 100 percent of their education, a $968 increase. “ I don’t feel there is a chance of damage to the diversity of the University,” Golich said. “ We feel a 100 percent (contribution) is a good idea and will provide additional revenue.” Broad said the board is sympathetic to student concerns and that tuition setting was a difficult procedure. “ It is so publicly painful in that the board philosophically would like to keep tuition as low as possible in order to enhance opportunity and access,” she said. 9 9 0 _ ^ State Press _ Danforth Continued from page 1. 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TEMPE 921-9776 State Prest Page 13 Wednesday, February 14,1990 Drug use by college students decreasing, study says From Staff and W ire Reports Use of illegal drugs by college students and other young adults declined further in 1989 as anti-drug attitudes increasingly took hold, a survey released Tuesday found. Frequent drug use has been sliding even faster, and today the likelihood that a high school senior or college student will use drugs routinely is about half what it was a decade ago, according to the annual study. “ This reduced demand is attributable largely to the important changes occurring in the attitudes, beliefs and social norms among our young people,’ ’ said Lloyd Johnston, a University of Michigan social scientist who helped conduct the survey. Johnston said the decline has come about because anti-drug education has made illegal drug use unfashionable, and he noted the dropoff has been occurring despite students’ belief that marijuana and cocaine are easy to get. Drug use among high school seniors peaked in 1981, when 65.6 percent of those surveyed said they had used marijuana, cocaine or some other illicit drug at least once during their lives. That figure dropped during the decade to 50.9 percent last year. The 1989 survey of college students found that 36.7 percent used an illicit drug at least once during the previous year, compared with 56.2 percent in 1980, when this survey began. Among young adults aged 19 to 28, use of an illegal drug within the previous year dropped to 32.8 percent in 1988 from 41.9 percent in 1986. patients. But Sparks said she thinks “ that people are beginning to see the ill effects of drug addiction. “ Drugs can cause peoples’ lives to fall apart. People are finally getting the message of what drugs can do,” she said. In 1979, nearly 39 percent of high school seniors said they had used an illegal drug during the previous 30 days, and by 1989 that figure had dropped by nearly half to 19.7 percent, according to the survey. College students nationwide saw a similar decline, from 38.4 percent in 1979 to 18.2 percent last year. Sparks said the reason that high school students have a higher percentage of drug abuse than college Students is because “ students in their younger years tend to have lots of behavioral problems.” Sparks attributed the d ifferen ce in percentages to the amount of education. “ Most of my patients are older, but I think students are learning what the potential consequences of drugs are,” she said. Use o f crack, a highly addictive and smokable form of cocaine, also appears to be dropping, the survey reported, although not as much as use of powdered cocaine. Alm a Barrandey, a graduate student majoring in home economics education, said the results o f the evaluation w ere “ probably truthful.” “ There has been no decline in the number of drug-related patients at our hospital,” Sparks said. “ In fact, our patients are sicker — there has been an increase in the number of patients that use polydrugs,” she said. Someone who uses “ polydrugs” uses more than one substance at a time. The survey of high school seniors, which began in 1975, polled about 17,000 students in 136 public and p riva te high schools n ation w id e. T h e follow -u p study o f previously participating graduating classes surveyed about 1,200 college students and about 6,600 high school graduates who are one to 10 years past high school. Dudley Weems, chief of mental health at the Student Health Center, said he was “ glad o f the results. “ I f (the survey) is an accurate study, I think that the publicity of the ‘just say no’ programs and the efforts to link drugs to crim e and mental illness has awakened people to the effects of drugs.” Sparks said that addictions to prescription drugs have also increased among her S ta te P ress re p o rte r K ris tie contributed to this report Lisa Sparks, medical director of the chemical dependency service Of St. Luke’s Health System, said that these national figures are surprising. Young Adult Drug Abuse D eclin es Drug abuse among high school seniors dropped to 50.9% last year compared to 1981 when it peaked at 65.6%. The number o f college students that used an illicit drug once in the previous year dropped 19.5% since 1980. Young adults 19-28 who have used an illicit drug . within the previous year dropped to 32.8% in 1988 from 41.9% in 1986. The number o f high school seniors that had used an illicit drug within the past 30 days dropped to 19.7% from 39% in 1979. Source: A P - Steven Kricun/State Frees Young "M E N O F T H E 9 0 S ” - L A D I E S N IG H T E V E R Y W E D N E S D A Y - 75C 8-9:50 WELL WINE DRAFT 5 Q M 9:30-Close a n y DRINK M O O 9:30-Close Watermelons f t Stiff Johnsons 5 O Drafts E tc h e rs 9:30-Ctose GUYS 75C Domestic 8-10 at Back Bar RURAL & APACHE 9 6 3 -0 2 4 3 Page 14 Reunification___ KSI ii I Continued from page 3. Genscher made the comments to open the second day of a 23-nation “ Open Skies” conference, the main topic o f which has been eclipsed by the German unity issue. In Bonn, Kohl and Communist P rem ier Hans Modrow met to discuss monetary union. They agreed to set up a commission to study ways of making the West German mark the official currency of East Germany. Three forces had been at work in the world powers’ discussion: •A conviction Moscow grew to share with Washington that unification was inevitable. •A Western desire to keep Germany in NATO. nxiety among people who Suffered at Germ any’s hands in World W ar II. Bush administration policymakers were operating on an assumption those concerns could be allayed — and any aggressive German tendencies diverted — by keeping Germany within the 16-member NATO. But State Department officials, speaking on condition their names not be used, stressed that no outside power would have the right to interfere in the Germans’ sovereign decisions. Work toward the German reunification plan had been under way quietly for several weeks, though the subject was not the stated reason for a number o f meetings Baker had with world leaders in and out of Washington. Baker talked about the m atter separately with British Foreign Secretary Douglas Hurd and Genscher separately in Washington; with French Foreign Minister Roland Dumas during a refueling stop en route to Czechoslovakia, and finally, with Soviet leaders when he reached Moscow last week. West Germany’s Kohl and Genscher flew to Moscow last Saturday to lobby for unification with East Germany. State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Æ f/ ¿Æ æ . A pb i L [) »tow R e c é m b e I f your birthday is this month, the S T J T T & IP Ifc C S S w ill give you I free classified liner ad. 'There is a lim it o f 2 0 words. IP roof o f birth month required. Wlatthews G enter, south basement. June n j, Ai wF m = O C T O B E R Unrest— _ _ _ Continued from page 3. Caucasus — w ere being given preference for scarce new housing. There is a chronic housing shortage in Dushanbe for Tadzhik families, which traditionally are large. Larenok said at least 300 Armenians had fled the city aboard special flights to Yerevan, the Armenian capital, and many others had left on regular flights. About 30 people w ere arrested for taking part in the violence, the television said. Ethnic tensions also were reported high in Frunze, capital o f the neighboring republic of Kirgizia on the border with China, following rumors that Armenian refugees w ere to receive apartments in the city, the Komsomolskaya Pravda said. No violence was reported there. Zaniddin Nasreddinov, an editor at the Tajiktass news agency, reported another rally in the center of Dushanbe Tuesday morning, but said there was no violence. Communist P a rty leaders spoke to the crowd and assured them that all Armenian refugees had left the city, he said. The demonstrators elected a committee of 12 to represent the public in negotiations with authorities on issues such as the current ethnic strife, housing and unemployment, Nasreddinov said. Interfax, a publication of official Radio Moscow, said the crowd demanded the deportation of all Armenians from Tadzhikistan, the closure of an ecologically dangerous aluminum plant, the return to the republic of all proceeds from cotton production, and the resignations of the Communist P arty and government leadership. The official Tass news agency, contradicting the T V report of continuing attacks, said Dushanbe was calm Tuesday but “ still very tense.” > An official with the Interior Ministry who declined to give his name said the situation remained “ serious” Tuesday night. A state of em ergency was declared Monday and a 10 p.m.-6 a.m. curfew was imposed, Tass said. The curfew remained in effect Tuesday night. Tass said precise casualty figures were unavailable, but preliminary reports showed that at least seven people had died in the rioting and 106 were injured when young Tadzhiks stormed the Communist Party headquarters and went on a rampage in the city. O FFIC E WITH A V IE W The P e a c e C o rp s is an exhilarating two ye a r ex­ p e rie n c e that will last a lifetime. W orking a t a professional level that ordinarily m ight ta ke years of a p p re n tic e sh ip b a c k hom e, volunteers find the c a re e r growth they're looking for a n d enjoy a unique e x p e rie n c e in the d e v e lo p in g world. International firms a n d governm ent a g e n c ie s v a lu e the skills a n d k n o w le d g e m astered during P e a c e C orp s service. O N C AM PU S TODAY & TOMORROW INFO BOOTH: Feb. 14 & 15, C a d y Mall 9 am-3 pm The news agency said a small crowd that had gathered in front o f the building Monday morning swelled to a rally of at least 4,000 later in the day. OVERSEAS OPPORTUNITIES IN EDUCATION—A SPECIAL SEMINAR TODAY—Memorial Union Bldg.; Pima Room #218 5 pm-7 pm Communist P arty First Secretary Kakhar Makhkamov and other members of the government told the crwd that only about 40 refugees w ere in Dushanbe, and they w ere living with relatives, Tass said. OVERSEAS OPPORTUNITIES IN HEALTH—A SPECIAL SEMINAR TOMORROW—Nursing Bldg,, Room 10, 3 pm-5pm “ No one believed them, and several members from the rally attempted to enter the building,” Tass said. “ Interior Ministry troops blocked entrances to the building and soldiers fired into the air, but this did not stop the extremists.” Shots were fired at the troops from the crowd and stones w ere thrown at them, Tass said. Rampaging youths broke the ground floor windows and set fire to the building, it said. Larenok reported that the rioters then attacked apartments belonging to Armenians across the city. “ A jew elry store, shops, a railw ay station and several kiosks w ere broken into and smashed," he said in a telephone interview. “ The ram page continued in the street. Several trolleybuses and cars w ere set on fire,” Larenok said. “ Passers-by, ¡w inding women and children, w ere attacked and beaten.” SENIORS—APPLY NOW! For applications or more information contact your Peace Corps Cam pus Representative in Agriculture Bldg,, Room 144 965-7994, or ca ll Peace Corps collect at (213) 209-7444 ext. 674. Peace Corps T h e T o u g h e s t J o b Y o u 'l l E v e r L o v e . |i7lY = State Presi A jj^ n w d ^ F é b n ia ry l^ W O B e A C ra b ! A n o n y m o u s ly Do it in the State Press Personals Basement Matthews Center Aid---------------Continued from page 7. than half of what is needed to keep up with inflation. The proposed budget w ill supply money to the U. S. Department of Education, which administers most federal college programs, for the Oct. 1 through Sept. 30,1991 fiscal year. Of that amount, a $500 million increase — to $1.9 billion — g o es fo r th e H ead S ta rt p ro g ra m , w h ich helps underprivileged preschoolers. ' , , “ He’s certainly not the education president when it comes to funds,” added Susan Frost of the Committee for Education Funding, a Washington, D C., lobbying group. “ It’s a mistake to measure Bush’s committment by the amount of money he spends,” said David Boaz of the Cato Institute, a conservative think tank that said more money isn’t the key to im proving education. Student and college lobbyists in Washington, D. C., however contend money is key. “ Unless (Bush) increases grants and loans, he’s not Page 15 helping. What good is getting students prepared to go to college if they can’t get financial aid?” said Janet Lieberman of the U. S. Student Association, a Washington, D. C., group that represents student government presidents. “ Bush rah on the platform that education was important, but he has yet to show that. What he has done with the budget goes against everything he said,” said University of Missouri at Columbia graduate student Scott Cook. “ He might be saving some bucks now, but I wonder how much it will hurt us in the long run. I f people have to drop out of school because they can’t afford it, (thé United States) will become less competitive in the world market,” Cook added. The Cato Institute’s Boaz, for one, is happy Bush didn’t give large increases to education and said that education funding should be cut further. “ We already spend m ore on education than any other country,” Boaz said. “ W e clearly are not getting a good return on our money.” T H E O N L Y R E A L PIZZA C H O IC E FO R A S U Page 16 State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Wages— — _ Continued from page A firm handshake 1. the 54 student government employees the new law will affect. “ With all the talk of more tuition, it’s the least we can do for the students,” said David MacMurtrie, adviser of the Memorial Union Activities Board. “ It ’s unfortunate that it won’t be equitable across the board. There are some students who have been there a long time. I f they’re at $4 an hour, they’ll stay at $4 an hour.” He said 12 of the 20 students in his department w ill be affected by the increase. Paul Barberini, director of student financial assistance, Said he hopes to combat that problem with a new wage scale for student employees. He said he Could not reveal the specifics of the plan because it was now under consideration by President Lattie Coor, but that it would take effect next year. “ I would think this (increase) is some help to them,” Barberini said. “ But 45 cents in nine years by any calculation certainly doesn’t hold its own against inflation.” and a good resume POLICE REPORT STATE PRESS Production Department Typesetting, paete-up, camera-work STATE PRESS Matthews Center, Basement 9 6 5 -2 0 9 7 ChÎNA C h e f 15% O F F D IN N ER Present this ad and w e ’ ll take 15% o ff o f your total fo o d bill. Dine in or take out. 820-2930 NW Corner of Southern & M cClintock Next to the Fabric Mill (Exp. 2-28-90) BROADEN YOUR H O R IZO N S Read the State Press OPINION Section A E R O B I C S 1301 E. 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Deann's • Westridge Mall • Bashas Center Next to Sears Brown & Hiqley 849-0202 981-8828 Page 17 Wednesday, February 14,1990 State Press Police Report 2 holdup suspects arrested ASU police reported the following incidents on Tuesday : B y MIKE B U R G E S S •An ASU student was arrested by University police, early Tuesday in connection with the theft o f a picture that was taken from Zorba’s Adult Bookstore, 2924 N. Scottsdale R o a d . ‘ ‘ ’ Scottsdale police issued an “ attempt to locate” bulletin to other police agencies after the theft. An ASU police officer spotted a person and vehicle in the 1200 block of East University Drive that matched the description that was given. The student was turned over to Scottsdale police. •An ASU student was arrested Monday in connection with a hit-and-run accident in Lot 65 that caused $200 in damages to another student’s motor scooter. The student was cited and released. •An ASU student was arrested Monday on a Maricopa County sheriff’s office warrant after he was stopped at Stadium D rive and College Avenue for failing to stop at a traffic sign: •A vandal caused $300 in damages by peeling the paint off three walls on the 12th floor of Manzanita Hall between Sunday and Monday . •A vandal caused $120 in damages to 12 books Monday in the basement of Hayden Library by compressing them on a bookshelf. •A thief stole an ASU student's $450 bicycle Friday from the Student Recreation Complex. •A thief stole an ASU Student’s $150 bicycle Friday from the north side of Palo Verde West. •A thief stole four hubcaps, valued at $100, from an ASU student’s car that was parked in Lot 63 between Saturday and Sunday. Tem pe police reported the following incidents on Tuesday: •A robber who told a. Circle K clerk be-would be shot if he didn’t give him .money made off 'with about $40 fearly Tuesday, The robbery- occurred about 4:15 a.m. at 606 W. Broadway Road-after the unknown suspect entered the storeand told the clerk someone was outside and would shoot him.’. , ' The suspect fled north from the store after he was given the . cash.' ’ •A 61-year-old Tem pe woman was robbed at knifepoint of $2,757 in rent money about 12 p.m. Monday at Pony Acres, 1847 E. Apache Blvd. •A burglar broke into two ASU students’ apartments Friday in the 700 block of South Beck Avenue and stole a $900 motor scooter. State P ress Tw o men, including one who allegedly tried to pull a gun on a Tem pe police officer, were arrested early Tuesday in connection with the armed holdups of two local businesses, police said. Paul Magallenes, 24, who has no known address, was arrested on two counts of armed robbery and one count of misconduct involving a weapon. Jesus Perez, 25, of Mesa, was arrested on a charge of armed robbery. Both men w ere arrested about 3 a.m. in the parking lot of the AM /PM store at Rural and Broadway roads after officers spotted their vehicle, which matched the description of the one used in the robberies. They were booked into Tem pe City Jail. Tem pe police said the first robbery the men were arrested in connection with occurred about 2 a.m. at the Modern World Bookstore, 1812 E. Apache Blvd. The suspect fled the store with $178.75 and was seen leaving in an older model pickup truck, police said. Police said the second robbery occurred about 2:30 a.m. at the Circle K store at 2115 S. McClintock Drive where a man confronted a clerk with a gun and made o ff with $60 in cash and $13 in food stamps. Tempe woman assaulted A 24-year-old Tempe woman was awakened early Tuesday by a man who entered her bedroom, bound her arms with tape and sexually abused her, police said. "• Thè Vietimi who is Un'ASU graduate, was attacked about 4:40 a.m. in her apartment at Meridian Corners, 1440 E. Broadway Road. The complex is a popular place of residence for ASU students. T em p e police said the unknown suspect entered the woman’s first floor apartment through an unlocked front door-then went to her bedroom. The man used adhesive tape to bind her arms behind her and put a pillow over her head. He then engaged in sexual contact with the woman but did not rape her. The suspect fled the apartment after the incident and the woman called police. Police described the suspect as a Caucasian in his 30s with blond or reddish hair and a beard and moustache. ---- MIKE B U R G E S S Compiled by State Press reporter M ike Burgess F R E E D E T A ILIN G WITH BODY WORK T h e H ottest P la c e in T o w n Is N o w S e rv in g T h e C o o le s t C o n c o c tio n s! C, 0ODY Av w*. 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District Court Judge Stanley Sporkin, a form er top regu lator him self at the Securities and Exchange Commission, repeatedly overruled objections to testimony alleging leaks of confidential information from the Federal Home Loan Bank Board about Keating’s Lincoln and Sayings and Loan Association. Attorneys for the Treasury Department’s O ffice of Thrift Supervision, which last year replaced the bank board as the thrift industry’s chief regulator, argued that the leaks were irrelevant to Keating’s suit challenging the federal takeover of the $5,5. billion thrift last April. Sporkin, however, said he wanted to learn the “ broad backdrop” to a case that, because of K eating’s $1.3 million in political gifts to five U S. senators who interceded on Lincoln’s behalf, has become the focal point of a congressional ethics probe. “ Lincoln has the rig h rto tell their side of thè story and they’re telling it,” he said. “ They’re saying we are not looters as we are accused. They’re just playing their cards.” The hearing, going into its 10th day, technically is on a government motion to dismiss Keating’s suit alleging that the seizing of Lincoln last year by regulators was “ capricious and arbitrary.” Judith Wischer, who headed the day-to-day operation of Keating’s real estate and thrift em pire as president of Keating American Continental — Lincoln's parent company — testified Tuesday that confidential information about Lincoln and its loans was repeatedly leaked by the bank board to journalists. Results of a 1986 exam of the bank w ere published in The Wall Street Journal and the Mesa Tribune four months before Lincoln was officials notified of them, she said. “ You read about them in the newspaper, that’s the way you w ere advised of the exam ?” Sporkin asked, incredulously. “ That’s the way w e w ere advised of the exam ,” Wischer replied. It was only through press reports, she said, that American Continental learned much later that the examiners in May 1987 also had recommended to bank board officials in Washington that the government take over Lincoln then. That recommendation on deaf ears fo r nearly two years. During that time, officials now contend, the cost to taxpayers of covering Lincoln’s loss of federally insured deposits to soured real estate loans doubled to nearly $2 billion. Just a month before the M ay 1987 recommendation, the San Francisco regulatory officials in charge o f Lincoln’s audit w ere summoned to Washington to meet with the five senators. The five — Sens. Alan Cranston, D -Calif.; Dennis DeConcini, D-Ariz.; John McCain, R-Ariz.; John Glenn, DOhio, and Donald W. R iegle Jr., D-Mich. — have all denied trying to influence the regulators improperly. 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Lemon Page 22 State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Several ASU professors successful, famous authors B y C A R O L Y N H U FFM A N State P ress Tucked away in the quiet halls of ASU’s Language and Literature Building is a liberal sprinkling of successful authors, forming a crack team of creative writing professors. Unbeknownst to many students, these hallowed halls are home to a screenwriter, novelists, poets and non-fiction authors, many of whom have achieved a degree o f fame. Instructor Stephen Geller penned the screenplay of the m ovie “ Slaughterhouse F ive,” based on the Kurt Vonnegut novel. He has had four novels and one book of nonfiction published. “ I always wanted to be a playwright,” Geller said. A fter his book “ Pretty Poison” was made into a movie, he got a film agen t and was soon asked to adapt “ Slaughterhouse. ’ ' Of the 30 screenplays Geller has written, four have become film s — a high ratio, since an average of one screenplay in 40 makes it to the silver screen, he said. He recently finished a European miniseries, “ 1492,” which w ill air worldwide in 1992. It concerns the expulsion of Jews from Spain, Geller said. Another miniseries he scripted, “ A Man of Influence,” will feature an “ extraordinary” cast including F. Murray Abraham, he said. “ My best screenplays were never film ed,” Geller said. “ There are adaptations I ’ve done that I don’t know w ill ever see the light of day.” But being published isn’t a worry for Geller. “ I really don’t care anymore,” he said. “ What’s important about writing is the act of writing.” Geller has high praise for the creative writing department at ASU, comparing it to the writing community in Rome. “ I was very surprised of how supportive of each other the writing faculty is,” he said, adding that ASU’s program equals New York University’s. “ The faculty here chooses to,teach. There’s not one person on the staff who has to teach,” Geller said. He mentioned faculty members Norman Dubie and Alberto Rios, both published authors, among poets he admires. “ Th ey’re doing some of the best work in the United States,” he said. G eller teaches two days a week. Next semester he will teach Advanced Screenwriting, followed by a class on Principles of Black Comedy. “ That’s really what I w rite,” he said. Geller said he would like to direct his own screenplay someday, but is content with his lifestyle. “ I ’m horribly smug,” he said. “ I want to continue living as I live now.” Hayden Library stocks several of G eller’s books. Ron Carlson is the director of the creative writing program at ASU, and a published novelist. He has written two books of short stories and is working on a third, titled “ Plan B .” “ It’s about how things don’t always turn out the way we plan,” he said. “ The reality is that sometimes, they shouldn’t.” The inspiration cam e when Carlson noticed himself often remarking, “ Do w e have a plan B ?” Carlson said he writes from his life. “ M y characters are men and women that I know, or versions of myself in various situations,” he said, Juggling his writing with teaching is a challenge, Carlson said. “ It’s an ongoing, continual balancing act,” he said. “ I write as much as I can in the summer. I ’ve developed a pace that’s slow but sure. “ Teaching is good news and bad news at once,” he said. “ It’s good because it gets you out of the house, and it’s bad because it gets you out of the house.” However, Carlson said he wouldn’t give up teaching. “ There is a great deal Of satisfaction in working with students,” 'he said. Carlson’s books, “ News of the W orld” and “ Betrayed by F. Scott Fitzgerald,” are available at Hayden Library. Creative writing teacher Dr. Paul Cook has published five science fiction novels, including “ On the Rim Mandala,” “ Halo,” and “ Duende Meadow.” Cook writes “ science fiction of social realism ,” which is concerned with an individual in a particular society, he said. His last three novels w ere published by Bantam in five languages. Cook estimates sales of his five books in English at 130,000. His books, Cook said, are “ all kind of different.” The plot of “ Duende Meadow” concerns a group of scientists who convert themselves into ghosts and live underground in solid rock for 600 years, waiting out a nuclear holocaust. Cook’s ideas, he said, come mainly from two sources. “ I take things from my personal experience and ascribe them to a character,” he said. “ And I take a current topic in science and m agnify it.” Cook considers “ the intermingling o f ideas” to be his strongest point in writing. “ I use more than one idea; I try to pack as many as I can into a story,” he said. Communication General Studies Classes ^ u M A P I O n s h News Bureau Photo R o n C arlson, the director of the creative writing program at A S U , has written two boo ks Of short stories and is w orking on a third, titled “ Plan B .” He spends his mornings writing and his afternoons teaching, and during holidays he writes seven days a week, Cook said. Even after five published books, there is no certainty in the field, Cook said. He has just completed a novel, “ L ife Among the Parallels,” bu t doesn’t know when — or if it will be published. Three of Cook’s novels are at Hayden Library. Special Collections has all fiv e books and his manuscripts, which can be examined but not checked out. “ I had a student who went in there and read “ Halo” over five lunch periods,” Cook said. Cook said he also writes mainstream fiction and poetry. H e’s had about 150 poems published, he said, in journals such as the Georgia R eview and the Seattle Review. Also among ASU’s writers are Dr. Mark Harris, author of the novel “ Bang the Drum Slowly” and poet Beckian Goldberg. ASU Provost Richard Peck wrote “ Something for Joey,” a true story about the relationship between Heisman Trophy winner John Cappaletti and his younger brother, who died from cancer. The book was made into a T V movie. .~ m m Both Summer Sessions n ________________________________2 _____________________________ a \\ COM COM COM COM COM 100 225 230 241 259 D o n ’t g e t s h u t o u t: Motorcraftc SIGN UP NOW! u V* ¿February 15-18,1990 y v \Firebird International Raceway Chandler, Arizona . 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So s a y s Ja m es Carroll, a psychology professor at Central Michigan University. A study he completed fo u n d t h a t m o r e college students today love humor if it is Carl shoves Roger, Roger g r u e s o m e , ta r g e ts shoves Can and tempers rise. Women or is low-key. Students 25 years ago disapproved of the gruesome humor that is now widely ac­ cepted, he said Tuesday. “ G ary Larson’s cartoon ‘The F ar Side,’ which occasionally portrays animals eating humans, is an example of gruesome humor, so are Helen Keller jokes and dead baby jokes,” Carroll said. Carroll said his study found college students of both sexes have changed in their appreciation of humor. For instance, a similar study in°1963 indicated that 40 to 45 percent of all students appreciated humor directed at women. That figure rose to about 70 percent of all students in the 1988 study. “ It may be that the society is more open," Carroll said. ‘Elvis’ show ain’t nothing but a hound dog Yeah, yeah, yeah, .“ The Cosby Show” won the A. C. Nielsen Co. ratings again, who cares. What’s news is that two shows with h ig h e x p e c t a t io n s “ E lv is ” and “ The Bradys,” fell into the p r o v e r b ia l r a tin g s dumpster. Here are the Top 10 Fiftysom ething: shows, their networks 'T h e Bradys' bom bs. and ratings: 1) “ The Cosby Show,” NBC, 22.9: 2) “ Cheers,” NBC, 22.8; 3) “ Rbseanne,” ABC, 22.5; 4) “ A Different World,” NBC, 21.9; 5) “ Am erica’s Funniest Home Videos,” ABC, 21.4; 6) “ Golden Girls,” NBC. 20.3; 7) “ The Wonder Y ears,” ABC, 20.1; 8) “ The NBC Sunday Night M ovie: Blind Faith, Part 1,” NBC, 19.9; 9) “ Who’s the Boss?" ABC, 18.9 and; 10) “ 60 Minutes,” CBS, 18-7. NBC once again dominated the week with 14.7 rating, followed by ABC with 13.2 and CBS with 12.5: New ‘Geraldo,’ walk on the serious side Geraldo R ivera says he’s changing his ways to include m ore investigative stories on social issues for his television talkshow. “ It’s not a kinder, gentler Geraldo. It’s more like a leaner, meaner Geraldo,” R ivera said in a recent interview. “ On ‘Geraldo,’ you’re not going to get the freaks. The nuts and sluts will b een other people’s programs,” the 46-year-old talk-show host said. “ It ’s been published everywhere that m y 10-year-old son had a dramatic influence on me, as he did.” “ Last year, all his friends were saying that I had guts to stand up to those bad people (the skinheads), and this year they w ere all talking about transsexual lesbian nuns,” he said. “ I don’t want people to associate me with the freak show. I want them to associate m e with a program that does righteous, populace issues and — once in a while — has fun.” Page 23 Wednesday, February 14,1990 State Press DATES FROM HELL Wild and weird in Date Hell Letter from the editor: Somehow, Valentine’s Day seems an appropriately iconoclastic tim e to dredge up truly bad dates. By tonight’st end, some o f you w ill surely have set foot in Date Wasteland. We asked you to write about your near-Mephistophelean experiences, and many o f you responded. W e’re not able to include all o f the true-life experiences we received but believe us, they were all DATES FR O M H E LL The E ditor Unscrumptious y best friend said, “ You’re perfect for each other, He’s D ave’s best frien d ;, and he ju s t arrived from Pennsylvania. His name is CRUNCHY. That's just a nickname.” I m et the CRUNCH M EISTER at my friend’s house. E very tooth in his mouth was either broken or jagged. My frien dt?), her boyfriend (who was cute), m y date and I went to Disneyland. CRUNCHY never spoke to m e directly. He spent the entire evening eating and making trips to the restroom. I don’t remember ever seeing any of those people again. M Elena A m y Kim C o le Graduation O ffice Can’t handle it verything began one Satur­ day night while we w ere driving on one o f the boule­ vards of Hermosillo, Mexico. Me and my friend, whose name is Gabriel, just like mine, met six girls who were stopped at a traffic light. We all decided to stop on one side of the boulevard. A fter talking for about 40 ^m inutes, we ended up asking for their phone numbers and said goodbye. After that, w e decided to invite two of the girls out fo r the next evening. We chose the two girls who w ere the best of the group. On Sunday afternoon, we called and invited them to go out. Everything had a good beginning for ■ $ «i 0 * ,■*■*••• », » J y «j • » • both of us. We talked a lot. A fter that, we • ••Vf,, »'l ^ M V ' V V ’^’ r »* I \ . I» , • 'V • » I ' * * * : ' . * / * . ) I decided to go to a restaurant to have Illustration by C hristopher Horak/State Press dinner. While eating, I noticed that my friend was very quiet, but I didn’t say “ cooking dinner” to Mathew ment anything. scrounging the ocean bottom and After dinner, we took the girls home. foraging the highway median for food, Then I asked m y friend what was wrong. then throwing all these vegitarian I had never expected the answer he gave. t r e a s u r e s o n to a c o u p le o f He said that when he got closer to his environmentally non-toxic plates and date, he noticed that she had a little C H A N T IN G the w h ole th in g into mustache. “ dinnemess.” That Was the last time we saw those Well, I started to giggle over the hors girls. d’oeuvres — (lentil pate and kelp chips, served with a sparkling carrot-juice Gabriel G o n zo le s spritzer), and by Hie tim e we got to the main course — (an elegant tofu scrambler with bean sprouts and cactus fruit, garnished with swell samplings of plum paste and pistachios), I was £ ^ . ates from hell?” laughing rather hysterically. • • ■ B F or m e they w ere Total delirium set in oyer dessert. Mathew handed m e a frothy-brownU the Men o f October, gurgitation — (pureed carob, soy milk, m y own tragic Tril­ and tree bark with a straw ), and proudly ogy o f Insidious Encounters. Actually showed me his m agic wand collection these weren’t even “ D ATES FROM while describing the time Jesus Christ HELL” — ■ they w ere “ D ATES IN appeared in his bathroom. HELL” — frightening, gruesome adven­ It was pretty obvious by the end of die tures with Satan’s Sons. evening that there was, in fact, no Love First there w as Mathew — a sort of hip Connection — at least not in M Y little and healthy “ spiritual dude” who was mortal galaxy. one chakra short o f a full-on karma. And so then there Was R ay — or at Mathew proposed to cook dinner for our least that’s what he said his name was. one and only Date in Dementia. I ’m really not sure because I have this I agreeed, unaware at the tim e that E Satan’s Sons odd and ominous suspicion that Romeo R a y was actu ally N orm an B ates’ ille g it im a t e gran dson — e s c a p ed psychopath, walking horror m ovie — just waiting to be “ captured” by either a film or a legion of White-Coated interns. This particular Date Dreadful was really little more than a conversation — an intimate tete-a-tete in which R ay revealed and revelled in his many sexual fantasies. None of them w ere just hilarious, perverse, and adolescently self-indulgent, but a few w ere downright scary because he was actually SERIOUS about them. Oh R ay didn’t want to really hurt m e or anything — just “ artistically” shave my crotchand watch m e walk naked down a dark, deserted highway as he drove slowly, stalkingly,behind m e With glaring headlights. You know — so We could “ get to know each other,” he said, as I went crashing fo r the door, fleeing for m y life and chastity. Which brings us now to Steven, and my final tale of torment in the Infernal Flam es of Dating Hell. Steven was m y fa v o rite , spook o f them a ll — a mesmerizing rock star/vampire who had a wild black bewitchment of hair and the palest, most luminous skin this side of topsoil. He was beautiful in that death­ like, cadaverous way, and in fact the real .tragedy of Steven was not the spook |himself, but rather his Ever-Haunting H a r lo t G irlfrie n d . ( “ E X ” at the beginning of out Nightmare Night.) Steven and I w ere together quite cozily on Halloween Eve, but just as w e arrived at his apartment — SO D ID HIS G IR L F R IE N D . Well you can guess who then had to go secretly scrambling put the back door, over the balcony, and into the shrubs — just so Count Dracula and The Bride of Frankenstein could have an epic reconciliation while Yours Truly Was splashing through sprinklers and mud-dancing in the dark. So there a re (w ere) m y Men of October, m y Erotic Cult o f Hobgoblins. M ay they all writhe and die in an impotent fit. Lori Su zanne Isbell M FA /Creative Writing Instructor/Freshm an C om p ositio n Straw men wo dates from hell: I had been dating one guy for about six weeks. Before w e went out to dinner one day, he announced that he’d just turned in his passport application. “ Where are you going?” I asked. “ Asia,” he said. “ What for?” “ Well, I just feel it’s manifest destiny for m e to go to Asia and find a bride, so I won’t be able to see you any more after today,” The other time was when I was a freshman. A 28-year-old guy in math class had asked m e out. We went to Garcia’s, where he ordered a giant strawberry daiquiri. A fter it arrived, he took the two straws out of the glass, stock one up each nostril and started singing, “ l am the walrus, ku-ku-ka-chu.” T G ail Maiorana G raduate student Alan Aldas not allowed S omeone once said that men are stupid. 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C ontinued from page 23. dates. M y first mistake was that I went on a date when I didn’t have a car. But I figured, “ What the hell! It’s the ’90s!” Of course, when you are going to a formal dinner and dance, the m ale usually is expected to drive. To start out what was to be a chaotic evening, she was late. Tw o hours late. When she finally arrived, she had brought along another couple who hated each other. When we arrived at the event for dinner, m y date announced she had lost the tickets to thè event. No problem, I didn’t mind paying $25 for another pair of tickets. During dinner, my date, M isty, decided that I was mad at her. So she refused to talk to me. It really didn’t bother me because I was enjoying the dinner, and Misty and I had agreed to go “ dutch.” The waiter brought us the bill, and Misty looked, at m e with anticipation. When I told her about our agreement to go dutch, she got angry. Once again, I didn’t mind paying. As I slowly sucked m y jello, I knew that the dancing would ' be enjoyable. M isty had told me she was an incredibly good dancer with rhythm flowing out of her toes. Misty had failed to mention that the toes w ere on her two left feet. We tripped and bumbled our way through five songs. That’s when our companions decided they’d had enough of. not talking to each other and wanted to leave. When we got to the car, Misty informed me of something I didn’t know: She wasn’t having fun. She tried to start her car. It wouldn’t start. She kept trying. (W e later found out she didn’t have the car in park ) . She eventually phoned her brother and asked to use his car. A fter an hour of w aiting, he arrived. W e took our miserable friends home. Then Misty, silently, drove me home. Why does this make men stupid? It’s because I accepted to go out with her for another formal. Men are stupid. C a rlo s Fletcher Sophom ore, A cting ‘Biff’: one dirty word M Page 25 JW *dnesde^^bnjary^J990 aybe it was my fault I mean it’s not that w e didn’t get a lo n g — some­ one with whom you can talk with an entire day is K ayo K oike Blades of Crass M I went to a party It was Halloween I never knew that m y woman Could treat m e so mean I got to the party I was a little bit late But I was met at the door By my stone-drunk date She met m y friend Bob On his neck she did suck I said to m yself “ Hey baby, what the . . .” shorter than all of the women he pointed out and was wearing an ankle cast, I found all this quite entertaining. released, then BOOM, the door opened. Say a great-big H I! to B iff! B iff: five-foot seven, stocky (ex-high school w restler?), sweaty,...breathing hard, boxer shorts, “ Yes, she is here,” he said. “ But she’s in bed right now.” ", Hmmmm. Seven p.m. Bed? thought I, s ta n d in g th e r e lik e M r . J u n io r Executive, rose in one hand, Claiborne for Men everywhere. “ Well, ah, can I speak with her for one second?” “ No, she’s in bed.” (The con is on.) As the anxiety attack kicked in, I began to wonder when Mr. Powertool was going to throw a punch or something. “ Well, tell her to expect a call in a couple minutes.” I had premonitions of this happening. On the way to the apartment, a promo for George Carlin’s concert had come on the radio. It was a skit of him talking to his girlfriend: “ You won’t be able to make it tonight? How’d you like it if I came over there and bombed your house?” Hmmmm. I found a neighbor willing to let a stranger use the phone. Ring, ring. Answering machine figures. I left a rather polite, threatening message considering the circumstances: “ How’d you like it if I cam e over there and bombed your house?” It was someone you the best I could do with mom, pop and the kids staring at me. When anxiety sets in, .you do anything. I went back. K nock-knock. Click-Squeak-open. Ohhhhh, noooooo. The angel of death did seem too happy to see me. She had forgotten to wipe away the perspiration remnanats from her brow. She gave me the world-famous-yete ffe c tiv e what-the-hell-are-you-doinghere look. I said som ething like, “ Remember m e?” (Blank stare from her. ) “ It’s Friday, Jan. 5 and it’s at least 7:10 p.m.” Then her: “ Well, I didn’t know what was up with you, so B iff and I made plans.” It looked like she had gotten a good start.“ Later.” Door shuts. One , . . two . . . three . . . Haven’t seen her since, and hopefully never will again. get along with. Anyway, I found out that she was reasonably cultured, meaning she’d listened to classical music and had seen art made by people who are now dead. Great, thought I, basking in a fatal state of euphoria, perhaps she’s the last perfect person. So I gave her a call and invited her to a Jan. 5 symphony perform ance. She agreed with no noticeable hesitation. The con was on. We agreed that I should pick her up at 7 p.m. on Jan. 5, I even coerced her into getting a calendar and writing it down. I guess she did . . . I ’d love to see it. Fade to black. Fade in, one hour before the date. Tim e to get ready: hair, trousers, shirt, suspenders, tie, socks, jacket, scarf? Set. Tickets? Set. Marinating in Claiborne for Men? Set. Single long-stemmed rose? Set. Heart palpitations? Set. 6:30 p.m. . . gone. Fade in, 7 p.m., date time. Thirteen s t a ir - s t e p s to th e s e c o n d - f lo o r apartment. “ Welcome to the Jungle” was blaring out from behind the door. All doors and windows w ere shut. Strange, thought I. Knock-knock-knock, trying not to be outdone by A x l and the Guns N ’ Boses boys. No response. One moré try . . . no response. B A N G - B A N G - B A N G : S in c e A x l obviously had the upper hand, I was forced to pound on the door with the side ’ of my fist, rather than with m y knijickles (which would probably com e in handy later). ^ Click. The dead-bolt was squeakily y name is John And m y story is true About a girl named Kim Who left m e so blue J . A lo n W a lz I H Soph om ore, F ina nce Will the thrill omeone should smack m e for being stupid enough to go out with this guy to begin with. Following a series o f invita­ tions that always seemed to fall through at the last minute, W ill asked me out on a F U LL-LE N G TH date. Boy was I excited. We started the night in the restaurant he worked in. F or some reason, Will felt obligated to tell me about a ll his fem ale co-workers who wanted to sleep with him. Since he was about six inches A fter that thrilling dissertation and dinner we proceeded to a liquor store (big-time fun here). W ill asked m e i f f would buy him a bottle of liquor. (W ill, of course, was underage). W ill then took me back to m y apartment complex and said ( l am not making this up), “ M eg, you are so incredible, and I think I ’m really in love with you.” Satisfied that his soul confessions would keep me starry-eyed, W ill left (with the liquor) and got drunk with my next door neighbor. What a fun guy. Meg H alverson Soph om ore, En g lish It takes a thief T ^ | ive years ago I was 20 years H ji old. I was working for a car [> dealer in Japan, and I had mB L several close women friends there. We decided to travel to Singapore. W e created a sensation: in Singapore. E very hour different men asked us to go out, and men tried to talk with us every five minutes when w e w ere walking on a street. E very man in Singapore seemd to like us. Because this was the first time w e had traveled overseas, w e w ere a little too excited from the beginning. This was unusual for us so w e got drunk one evening. A man who worked at the hotel we w ere staying at asked us out. W e had met him before, and he was good-looking. I f w e had been at home, we would have said no to him. We went out with him anyway. First the man cam e alone, and w e went to a nightclub. While we w ere having a good time dancing, three o f his friends — of course, they w ere all men — joined us. Since w e w ere a little drunk, w e didn’t care. A fter dancing, w e went to a market which served Chinese food. Everything — tables, stools, the ground — was dirty, so w e didn’t eat anything. W hile w e were talking w e divided into two groups each with two women and two men. T o go back to the hotel, w e got into two separate cars. The men in m y car said they would take us to the hotel, but they took us to a cheap motel. I was very scared but m y friend looked like she was enjoying talking to one of the men. That made m e even m ore scared. Then I asked to be taken to m y hotel, but the men wouldn't. Finally, I left. Tw o of the men and m y friend followed me. They said the police would come if I kept standing there: Ten minutes later a policeman did com e by, and he asked the men several questions. Since our dates insisted on taking us back to the hotel, the policeman came with us. When we got to the hotel, m y two other friends and their two dates were waiting for us. M y friends said the men had been insistent on going up to our rooms, but they had refused. I pulled her away It took all o f m y might I took her upstairs To lay her down for the night She was so drunk That lying stinking whore I took lie r to the bathroom And she peed all over the floor She said thatshe loved me Ooh that sounded so nice Then she called m e Henry Not once, but twice She said that she Wanted me As she pulled m e up near But each tim e w e kissed She tasted like beer A t first I was shocked And then I got sore I picked up m y things And rah out the door I still can’t believe it I thought she Was swell How was I to know She’d be m y date from hell! John Corsaro Junior, Biology Thorny situation y date wasn’t a date from hell. It was a Valentine’s P arty from hell. The hellish part was that not only was the party mine, but a m ajority ôf the dates w ere mine, too. It started a week before Valentine’s D ay last year when m y three fem ale r o o m m a t e s an d I d e c id e d th a t Valentine’s D ay was a good excuse to have a party (typical ASU student). W e consulted our phone list — 90 percent m ale 10 percent female, and informed everyone. This process had worked well for a party w e’d had earlier, but not this time. The big day arrived. During the course o f the day, so did a lot of flowers — four dozen for me, from four different guys. E very g irl’s dream, getting roses, right? Not me. It was a nightmare because when 9:30 p.m. rolled around, so did the guys, and m ore guys, and more guys . .. until I realized that m e and m y two roommates w ere the only girls there (my, other roommate was smart enough not to show up). Along with the guests cam e four guys whom I had been dating — all with flow ers (different from the four who had sent the roses). Needless to say none o f them was very happy. The flowers eventually died, as did the relationships, except one. He won’t let me have a St. Valentine’s Day P arty from Hell this year. Nam e w ithheld by request C o lle g e ot Pu b lic Program s C om ics Page 26 State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson The Far Side CAM I JUST HATCH ANOTHER 15 MlHUWSi p i s s e s ’ OH, JUST 10 MINUTES.' THEN I I I QO STRAIGHT TO BED.' TIME MINUTES' JUST FIVE MINUTES,OK.? HO, tOU HEED BEDTIME, A Mt,MOM.' CAHT KIOOO. ) I WATCH THE HEXT PROGRAM? To u r SLEfeP. CMOH. TURNOFF THE TV. by Gary Larson LOOK.. T U JUST HATCH A TEH More commercials, OK? SEE, HERES M l F M O R ITE su m commercial ; C 1990 UnfrTMlPn—Syndicat» Doonesbury by Garry Trudea u M R. VICE PRES!PEUT, UIOUU? 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Am ram , 40, of F a ir lawn, N. J., who runs three dating services in Manhattan and two in G reat Neck, Long Island, was accused in the lawsuit of overcharging customers and committing other fraudulent and illegal business practices. Abrams Said one woman encountered a m arried man “ who was 100 pounds overweight, with dyed bright orange hair.” And another woman complained to the service that her date had a criminal record. She was offered apologies and told her a mistake had been made. Am ram said it’s not true her service gets dates for ex-offenders. “ I check every one. W e have an investigation company, a psychologist, a professional staff doing their jobs very, very carefully.” Sports •cji Page 27 Gyetkos have more in common than tennis B y VICKI C U L V E R S ta te P re s s Len and Brian Gyetko are so much alike, it’s scary. Not only do the two Canadian-born brothers-look alike, they both play on the A $U mens tennis team, choose the same field o f study, and have personalities as sim ilar as m irror images. O f course, juniors Len and Brian attribute their likeness to their upbringing. “ W e are pretty much the same,” Brian said. “ It ’s hard to be different because we have the same parents and w ere raised in the sam e atmosphere.” The G yetko brothers w e re born in Welland, Ontario, Canada, and raised by parents with interests in tennis. Their father, Horst Gyetko, played competitively in their home province. Len and Brian said they w ere encouraged to first pick up racquets at ages 5 and 3, respectively. A fter years o f practicing with each other, the Gyetko brothers took their talents to the test by competing in indoor tournaments. Th ey said the results w ere positive enough to hold their interests through high school at Welland Eastdale Secondary School and currently at ASU. F o r the Sun Devils, Brian holds the No. 1 spot, while Len competes nearly exclusively in doubles play. Although they said their style of play is the same in many ways, they feel it is different enough to provide fun competition between each other. “ (Th e competition) is good, but it gets stale som etim es," Len said. “ To keep each other honest, w e play against each other.” ASU Head Coach Lou Belken said be notices the Gyetkos’ genetic similarities as w ell as the differences established through the years. “ They both look to be aggressive,” Belken said. “ (But) Len uses a one-hand backhand and Brian uses a two-hand backhand.” The abundant moral support Len and Brian said they have for each other is due to their many years of friendship; They live together and said they rarely disagree on anything. However, they do not consider their relationship any better than those with other members on the Sun D evil squad. .. “ It’s not much more special than with the guys on the team,” Brian said. “ It’s the same camaraderie — if one guy is hanging his head, we encourage him- to cheer up.” Belken said although he can see a bond between the two, he agrees that the same bond exists among all his players. “ (F o r Len and Brian) it’s just a good support system,” Belken said. “ But this is a real special team in that all the guys have a good camaraderie. There is a special group o f kids on our entire team.” The Gyetkos said the strongest sim ilarity between them is their personality on the court. Both display controlled attitudes under match pressure. “ W e take things easily, not much bothers us,” Len said. “ W e are really thicks skinned.” Belken said Len and Brian are both polite, sympathetic individuals. F o r instance, this week, Len is cooking spaghetti dinner for the whole team and a recruit that is in town. 0 “ W e have had some kids that making spaghetti was the last thing on their mind,” Belken said. The Gyetkos’ desire to come to the United States came after Brian took a recruiting trip to ASU in February 1987. Brian said Tem pe seemed like the perfect place to spend his college years. “ I find Am erican people more open and willing to help out,” he said. “ (And) ASU had a lot to offer academically, plus the conference, the competition, the team and the coaches — w e both really like it here.” ASU’s academic offerings Were essential to Len and Brian Who Were raised to value Sum * KJenstad/State Pres* A S U tenn is p la y ers Le n (sitting) and Brian G yetko w atch team m ates p ractice T u esd a y and take interest in school. They both maintain over a 3.5 G.P.A., Len in chemical en gin eerin g and B rian in aerospace engineering. Both Gyetkos are members of the National Engineering Honor Society. Their shared interest in science and math stemmed from their father who teaches those subjects. They said they would both like to find related jobs in Arizona after graduating. D e vils’ D oum a fin d s g o o d tim es with new team By SETH SU LKA State P re s s When Todd Douma joined a fraternity during his sophomore year at the University o f Florida, be had hopes of meeting new people and generally having a good time. Unfortunately, or fortunately for the Sun Devils, Gators’ Head Coach Joe Arnold did not agree with Douma’s decision to join thé fraternity. Douma “ M y coach felt that I should spend m ore time on baseball and that ‘fraternity’ life might take too much from my baseball,” Douma said. A fter playing out his sophomore year carrying the weight of the conflict, Douma played in a summer league that also featured ASU sophomore Dave Robson. Robson relayed Douma’s situation to Head Coach Jim Brock, and when Florida released Douma, ASU had itself a new pitcher. “ I can’t believe they just let him go,” Brock said after Douma’s victory at Grand Canyon University. “ It just makes m e want to see the three guys on the Florida pitching staff that were ahead of him.” Whatever his route, Douma is here and Sun D evil fans could not be happier. In four starts, Douma’s record is an unblemished 4-0, including a victory in Austin, Texas, against the top-ranked Longhorns. His 1.88 E R A is the lowest on the team. Douma said that he has not bad any problems adjusting to a new school and a new environment. “ It definitely was a very good m ove for m e,” Douma said. “ I couldn’t be happier with what has happened on the Held and in school. I feel that it has gone as w ell as I could have expected for m y first year.” As much as the m ove has helped ASU, Douma is probably going to get the best part o f the deal. Because Douma is a left-handed pitcher, specifically a “ soft lefty,” he is the perfect student fo r Sun D evil pitching Coach Dub Ktigo. “ Dub coaches all pitchers better than anybody else,” Brock said o f his fourth-year pitching coach, “ But he coaches soft left­ handers in a class all by himself.” Douma, who closely resembles form er ASU pitchers Rusty Ktigo and David Cassidy, has already seen an improvement in his game. “ H e’s taught m e more things about pitching, from a perspective that can help me, than anybody I know,” the Enid, Okla., native said. “ He has taught m e a few tricks here and there (hat I never would have thought of.” One of the tricks that Ktigo taught Douma was the sidearm curve ball to left-handers, which Douma said has m ade his gam e more effective. “ Dub’s great and he knows a lot about the gam e,” the Enid, Okla., native said. “ More importantly though, he knows how to handle players and different attitudes and that is really important to m e.” Although Douma has learned a lot at ASU, he had already shown that he was talented at Florida. Douma posted a 6-3 record as a freshman while strking out 60 in 54 innings. He had a particularly good performance in the SEC title gam e that season, defeating Mississippi State, 5-3. Last season, he was named to the SEC AllAcademic team when he tallied a 5-4 record . Ironically, Douma faced his future teammates in the 1988 College World Series when he allowed three hits and an earned run during a two-inning stint. But now Douma is a Sun Devil with everything going his way. However, Douma does not plan on rejoining a fraternity. “ I think that I could probably handle it here,” he said. “ But 1learned m y lesson and I ’ve made m y decision that I want to follow up baseball and hopefully play some professional baseball.” < ..) ASU softball hosts doubleheader with U.S. International B y M ATTH EW K A STER State P re s s ' B ig things can come in small packages, e s p e c ia lly in the ca se o f the U. S. International University. ASU and USIU w ill m eet Wednesday in a doubleheader at the Sun D evil Club softball stadium, with the first gam e beginning at 6 p.m. ASU is one o f the largest schools in the country, with an enrollment more than 43,000. By comparison, USIU is tiny with 3,500 students. Despite its sm all size, USIU still competes as a Division I school in N CAA softball. Its. teams regularly compete against Pac-10 schools, playing as if its size has lapde no difference. This season, USIU has surprised some preseason fa v o rite s w ith a balanced offensive and defensive attack. USIU has already played against UCLA and UofA, who are ranked first and third, r e s p e c tiv e ly , in the N C A A coach es preseason poll. USIU split doubleheaders with both teams (0-2,3-2 against UCLA, and 0-1, 4-1 against U ofA ). ASU softball Coach Linda Wells admitted her lim ited knowledge concerning USIU, but said its record so far is warning that they w ill be ready. “ W e don’t know very much about them, but they must have some pretty good pitching to go even-up against U C LA,” Wells said. **(U CLA) has some powerful hitters and some very talented players. USIU also has a new coach. He must be having some impact on them to get such a suprising start.” USIU’s new coach is R ay “ Gunny” Hewitt. Héwitt agreed that his team has played against some exceptional teams, but also tried to downplay its achievements. “ We don’t want to get excited about it,” Hewitt said. “ W e’re just going to play it one gam e at a tim e." While USIU tries to play the role of underdog, Wells said that the Sun Devils (2-5) can win if they com e through with the same consistent play that held Oregon scoreless through 17 innings on Monday. Although the Oregon matchup ended in a split, Wells said that the team played hard, and that their consistent play kept them in the second game. “ W e had a lot o f mistakes early on in the season, and early on we certainly had some tough competiton,” Wells said. “ Luckily, (M o n d a y ) w e fin a lly had tw o solid performances back-to-back.” Wells said that she plans to start with the same pitching rotation as in the UO games, with T erri Carnicelli and Dawn Wood starting and Melinda Cook relieving. “ I vvuo i«MMacu tviui uur pitching, but I ’m still disagrointed in our bunting. Overall, I was v e ry pleased with the w ay they played (Monday^ night, we just need to keep that going.” « a Page 28 fe». All-Star K J has hope for Suns B y M IC H ELLE H EN R Y State P ress Who says nice guys don’t finish first? Kevin Johnson m ay have had dreams of playing in the Major Leagues, but he had to settle for being a N B A All-Star, The Phoenix Suns rose from the ashes of drug scandal and losing seasons in 1988 with a trade that brought Johnson to Phoenix from the Cleveland Cavaliers. They dealt All-Star Larry Nance and Mike Sanders to the Cavs for Tyrone Corbin, Mark West and Johnson. K J’s basketball roots grew from the eighth grade. Although his determination in basketball manifested early, Johnson said the interest remained dormant for a while. “ I ’d have a brand new ball and would go to the park,” KJ said. “ The older guys would end up playing with m y ball and I couldn’t even play. “ So that right there used to get m e like, ‘OK, I ’ll show them one day.’ That was just something that motivated m e.” . KJ never watched cartoons as a kid and he still rarely watches televisión. “ I wanted to play,” he said. “ Saturday mornings, I ’d be outside throwing a baseball thinking I was in the m ajor leagues.” A fter his junior year at Cal-Berekely, KJ signed as a switch-hitting shortstop with the Oakland Athletics and worked out with them on homestands during the summer of 1986. “ I wanted that same feeling of being only or special (as he had at home) and the only way to get that is to be one of the best,” he said. Johnson was raised by his grandparents in an atypical household. Grandfather George, a retired sheet metal worker who is white, fell in love with a tavern worker, Georgia, who is also white. The couple m arried after Georgia became pregnant by another man. They named the baby, who was black, Georgia. At 16, the younger Georgia became pregnant with Kevin. She and the father never married. He drowned three years later in the Sacramento River. “ So, that means I was an accident.” Johnson said. “ I guess if I was not pro-life that would probably have been foolish. M y mom went ahead and had me despite the odds that were against her and the circumstances of being that young.” Johnson said even though he had only three adults in his life, it never dampened his childhood. Because he was an only child, they constantly told him he was special. “ I had a grandfather who was probably more than any father could be,” he said. “ M y grandparents are definitely responsible for the type o f person I am because they taught m e all the values, the morals and the things that were extrem ely important in life.” Johnson is still very close with his family. H e talks daily with his grandfather, who lives in Sacramento, Calif. His mother and 7-year-old brother Ronnie, live in Oakland, Calif . His grandmother died two years ago, a week after his first N B A appearance in Sacramento. KJ said he thanks God that she was able to see him make it to the NBA. His grandparents instilled several formulas o f success in him, he said. One of the most important being that success is based on how you help other people. But KJ did grow up with a few bad habits, “ I think I was spoiled,” he said. “ Spoiled not because we had a lot o f money, but from the standpoint of attention because I was an only child.” Johnson said the all the attention hampered him until he got into college. KJ said he had to overcome the immaturity of always getting his way. Raised on the phrase,“ You have a lot of potential,” KJ added that he did not realize until he was a teenager that people were actually criticizing him for not reaching his potential. “ That means you are an underachiever,” he said. “ I f you tell a little kid he has a lot of potential, that’s fine. But when you tell that same kid for 15 years that he has a lot of potential, that is saying he is not achieving what he should be achieving.” KJ said the spoiled and the lazy tendencies ended once he realized people Were actually telling him what he should be doing with his life. . KJ has been everything but lazy with the Suns. He averages 20.6 points and 10.9 assists per game. He still holds the Cal record for career assists. Johnson attributes college with enlightening his life- Up until college, he never had to deal with working hard. H e said he grew up as a naturally good athlete and a fairly smart person, who skipped the fifth grade. Johnson placed much thought into where he wanted to attend college. Highly recruited across the country, KJ wanted his academic and atheletic future to be based on three P ’s. “ The first was the prestigious academics of Berkeley,” he said. “ I wanted to get out of college and have a university that represented a lot, not just a medium program in academics or athletics. “ If I graduated from B erkeley, I wanted people to say, whoa, this guy is not just a typical athelete.” CAM PU S R EP N EEDED! Come ride with usi t » T Western Honda Is looking tor a part-time college campus representativa te worknow untll June 30, soso. Appilcant shouM be a Júnior or sénior marketing mo­ ler w M i a 3.0 GPb. Must possess exceiient communlcatlon and tim e management skins. Reponslbllltles Inelude: capedlnatlon o# sales premo­ ción and dlsplays, developlng sales and customer Intertace. Appllcant win be iiaison between student body and Wanda dealer, payment w ill be d brand new motorscooter. w e ste rn Honda o f S cottsd ale 6717 E. MCDOWell Rd. 994-8400 McDowell ■ western Honda w £ oo » Johnson S c o t« T r o y .n o ./ S ,« e P re.» Johnson said athletes must fight unfair stereotypes. He wanted his education to say that he is not just another person on a free ride wasting the education being given to him. “ I was that type o f person at one point,” he admitted. The second reason KJ went to Berkeley was the proximity of the university. It is an hour and 15 minutes from where he grew up. “ I was close to m y fam ily so (they) w ere able to come to the games,” he said. K J’s third reason fo r being a Golden Bear was because of the Pac-10 conference. “ I wanted to stay out West and the best basketball conference from an athletic standpoint was the Pac-10,” he said. “ I haven’t had to make too many m ajor decisions in m y life, but that was a pertinent one.” K J’s sense o f loyalty is one of the endearing qualities that has lead to his success and multi-million dollar contract with the Suns. He boasts o f having gone to the same elementary, junior high, high school and college. “ I ’m a loyalist,” he said, adding that he was taught to Turn to K J, page 29. 1990-91 O FFICER SELECTIONS B ■ ASU Rural r> State Presi Wednesday, February 14,1990 he Memorial Union Activities Board. W e’re not just another student organization. W e’re the most active student group on campus. We sponsor a program or event almost every day. Each semester MUAB pursues continuing leadership development through ac­ tivities and programming. 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Showing people he cares has become second nature to KJ. One childhood Christmas Day, he and his grandfather rushed to the aid of a fam ily who had just been robbed. A fter seeing the story air on television, his grandfather put some money into K evin’s hand and told him to give it to the family. Johnson said he was not thrilled at the time, but he never forgot that day. Another lesson KJ has never forgotten is the secret to success that his mom told him when he was 12 years old. “ She said, ‘I f you want to be successful, you have to be different,’ ” he said. “ I didn’t understand what she meant until I got older.” W riter Henry Thoureau is K J’s favorite because, “ He too marched to the beat of a different drummer and that didn’t make him any less of a person.” Johnson is an avid reader in his spare time as manifested in his library/office. Three sides o f the walls are lined with special memorabilia o f his three years in the NBA. The remaining side is lined With bookshelves encasing texts, from Richard Wright’s “ Black Boy” to the chronicles of Martin Luther King with a vast mixture o f readings in between, Although Johnson has a Bachelor’s degree in political science, he contends he could never consider becoming a politician. He said compromising his principles is something he could never do. “ You have to sacrifice too many things you think are important to please people,” he said. “ There are some things that are absolute, M y Christianity is one and that goes in line with doing what is right. I can’t compromise a lot o f things other people can.” Johnson said without his mother and grandparents reinforcing in different ways the formulas, “ Do what is right. Be different. You are special,” led to his inability to make compromises against his beliefs. In K J ’s off-season, he pours himself into the development of Saint Hope Academy, a 7,000-square foot youth center being built in his old Sacramento neighborhood. The multi­ purpose institution Will include tutors, mentors and job training for kids between the ages of 9 and 16. “ All w e want is for the kids to m ake a commitment,” he said. “ Once they do, we w ill take care o f everything else.” The academy is projected fo r operation this summer. Johnson is also looking to begin a sim ilar program in South Phoenix. KJ sees his job as a professional athelete to also be a full­ time role model. He trys to bring reality into kids’ lives. “ Everybody shouldn’t be worthy of having that role model status,” he said. “ I think we give it to people who are successful, regardless of anything else. “ I tell kids to m ake sure you like them fo r something worthwhile, not just because they are pretty or muscular. Make sure you like them fo r what kind of people they are ” KJ stresses that he is just a real person. He realizes his basketball career w ill not last forever and having everything he wants w ill not make him happy. He responds to fan m ail in his own words by writing responses on the backs of the envelopes. His secretary re-writes his words before they are mailed. “ Study often and learn always” is what KJ likes to write. Why Hope V II? That is the one question that KJ gets asked most often in regard to his Porsche 911 convertible’s license plate. He said since seven is the Lord ’s number in the Bible, it represents a sense o f completeness to him. KJ said if players were still allowed to wear jew lery on the court, he’d wear a cross. “ So if people know m e well enough or know the story, they’ll know that seven is like K evin wearing a cross,” he said. The word “ hope” can fit into anything, according to KJ. He feels that “ Christ is hope and where w e will end up being. Once you lose hope, you have nothing.” Johnson, noted for his strong religious beliefs, said he does not want to push his religion on anyone. “ But if people like the things I do and want to know why, I have to tell them it is m y religion.” KJ often conducts prayer for players before Suns’ games. A t 23, this eligible bachelor has a soft spot in his heart for fam ily affairs. He said although his own fam ily did not have much unity, the feeling was always there. He wants the type of fam ily that sits down to eat at 6 p.m. and is home for the holidays. He said he Will probably leave the N B A at 30, and continue to give back to the community. H e hopes to get m arried and have a fam ily someday, but he does not know what his immediate future w ill bring. F or now, he just wants to win championships for the Phoenix Suns. So how does KJ see himself at 70-years-old? “ I was sitting behind this gray-haired guy in church,” he said. “ With each strand of gray hair was wisdom, hard work, grandchildren, sacrifice and success. AH those gray hairs represented something. “ I hope one day somebody w ill sit behind me and say, ‘All that gray hair . . . I hope he earned i t !” Page 30 Statt Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 The top 25 baseball teams in the Collegiate Baseball-ESPN poll, with records through Feb. 11, point totals and rankings in last week’s poll. Points are based on strength of schedule, returning players, voting by coaches, sports writers and sports information directors: ..-V ", . v . - ‘ |■ 1. Texas 2. Stanford 3. Wichita State 4. Florida State 5. Oklahoma State 6. U S C 7 Mississippi 8. Arizona State 9. Arkansas 10. Georgia Tech T1 Illinois \Z. Miami, Fla. 13 . LSU 14. Texas À& M 15 North Carolina 16. Fresno State 17 Florida 18. Clemson 19. San Jose State 20. U C LA 21. Georgia 22. Oklahoma 23. 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Please be my Valentine! Now tecate? Love, London. C an’t wait for Friday! Love, P B . you for being there with me!! Hook’em tors...Ha! Happy Valentines Day! You guys are my favorite. B R U C E Y , Y O U came into my life and CHRIS, I'M glad we’ve managed to finally turned me around always making me feel make it work. Each problem we've solved as if I were upside down. Happy Valen­ has made us stronger. Happy Valentines D EE, H A P P Y Valentines Day! Thanks for tines Day! Love, Stephanie M. Day. Love forever; Kirstie. all your help. Peace, love and Batman. Homs!! Shannon. AEPI MARC, will you be my Valentine? I'm having a great time and I.love you, Julie try the airport, theater, eleva­ , ZO TC A VA G E : I’L L bet you didn't expect one of these! Weil, don't feel bad, but I had to fill the space. Have a great day! BRU M M EL- A T O CHRISTOPHER- Happy Valentines Brandi ate the card D EB R A BLACK, Happy Valentines Day from ah old friend, your Chemistry tutor, 1988-1989. Farce side. and C H R ISTO PH ER H. Happy Valentines Day Chocolates and she’ll enjoy this too! Love anp Happy 22 months!! You aré truely a DEKE- MARC* I’ll kill you! Don’t even think you! Laura. wonderful person! 1 love you lots! Me. about it! Love, your friends from MexicoRae Ann, Missy, Ralph, and Niccole! AGD HAPPY Valentines Day! I love all of more blue stars in my book tonight? I like CINDY OATFIELD: Loud sex, oh foul, you! DawnR. you paynosh! I love you. Katka. phalic objects, Dominos’ sucks, I love you D EK E P LE D G E Ralph-'you are such a AG D LAU REN, Happy 21st B-Day! Let's A T O COLLINS- Valentines are red, unox­ alto, weenie. stud!! Do you want an apple? Love Niccole have some "fish"! Your SA B pal, Liana. ygenated blood is blue, can I stiU borrow Yvonne — ^ You’re tile most intriguing, stimulating, beautiful, sexy, don t-take-no-crap, sensuous, mindedly, (Parttl), Jules. Can't wait to beat our record! Love ya! Darcy. AILEEN- A woman of passion, emotion, D EK E- P LED G E Ralph- congratulations love you. Love, Kerry. sexy Ralph that does back flips in McDo­ hot, hard, p ow er hungry, C O LETTE intelligent, letck-me-on-my-ass- tines Day, and-pick-m e-back-up woman beautiful ways you continue to touch my I love you. Happy Valentines Day. IBany, Happy Valentine Day. L e t ’s get naked. baby! Love, Teresa. awesome Chi-O’s? Happy We have many aiouattnas to clim b. . . Hearts day Happy Valentines *1)ay. ATTENTION: B U D Cole A N D ER SO N - Happy Valen­ honey. Thank you for the life. Love you, Cindy. I ’ve ever met ties are on the rows. Curious cupid Is two days away, are you ready to party with the 7:-mark ^ Last ritual CRO W , DAVE: Where are you hiding? Have another beer. I’m on your d...f Mow Tang. CTW- I’ll never love anyone the way I love C U T E GIRL, still haven fun being friends, Boston wants you to call- Happy Valen­ tines Day!! B R YA N SNOOK-UM Sweetheart, making . well, maybe more. Love, Thor. love to you is like chocolate, oh so sweet, ATTENTION: DAVID P. Piviri II, Happy AKPSI P LE D G E Judee, will you be my Valentine? From your big brp, sir; ALICIA NADINE- well, you know that you bug me, when you get on my nerves like kinda sticky! Let’s count sheep C YNTHA: IT has been a wonderful 22 Valentines Day honey! I’m glad your my tonight! Your passionate female of love months! I’m glad I have someone as special Valentine stud. Tutor me some forever! Michelle. P.S. Happy Valentines more! Tonight and every night. Love, JM117. Day. special as you on Valentines Day! Love ya lots!!! Christopher. B. you do. But read oh a little further and AUSTRALIA baby I’ll spill a fact. Honey, you know it and I’d love to know you better Hope to ain’t your money, ’cause we both don’t but LU CY- you're enchanting see you soon, Jason. — TMS— Hopelessly Devoted. Happy Valentines Day Love, Amy jpe DELIA: Y O U ’V E made my dreams come true, my Valentine. I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, and tell you that I love you! John. D ELT A SIG Kirk: Happiness is spending a weekend in Sedona or, just drinking buck­ ets o' Margaritas. Happiness is dressing and up for Halloween and making roasted f.t.s.o.o m. Happy Valentines Day! Your pumpkin seeds. Happiness is formal in D Ahave NA T. I love you. Mi corazon. Hope you a great Valentines Day. Love, A.E, nalds. M iss and R.A. you! Happy Valentines Day, Sweetie! LLZ. concert at Flakeys! English Major from I L ove You Jackie and MiSsy. ries. I’ll be looking forward to our future. I could ever have. A T O J E F F Cutjer, roses are red, fraterni­ a le le l CLIFF, TH AN K S for all the great memo­ A T O JASON- You are the best fiance a girt and fire. Happy Hearts Day! I love you, Warren. ANDERSON. G ra b me Lake Havasu and eating Otter Pops (lou sweetie, Steve. blue). Happiness is barndances and hay B U C K : YO U are the sunshine of my life. I have any of that. I love you for being you, love you so very much. Be "excellent" to D ANA p . Cantina studying?? Bulls games, and the number 28. Happiness is dinner and baby, that’s a fact. My love is bigger me tonight! Chris. intimate dinners, great company, and so for two at any restaurant we choose. B Y R O N Y O U 'R E abominable, I mean, damn cute! You are definitely the best. Love, Dave. than a Honda, it’s bigger than a Subaru. Yeah, my love is even bigger than a pink W E Y S W G E T Cadillac, a pink Cadillac...Happy Valen­ tines Day! Love, your husband- Michael. DREAMS, BE MINE! JA Z A LITTLE Pooker wants to tell Pookie that she loves him more than anything in the world and she cant wait to cuddle tonight. admirable! Just my kind of guy. I cannot help loving you. Michiko. (Happy Valen­ tines Day). C A K E , Y O U R my favorite friend and pretty too, Hope to make you happy agian. Love you boy. I miss you. ALLIE, CHRISTINA, Jenny. “ Moosh” , Heather, Helen, and Jamie! Happy Heart Day to you who bring love and light to me!! Sherry. A X O BUNNY, Happy Valentines Day! The past six months have been incredible. C A LE B , I love you and miss you terribly. Hurry back! You’ve given me more than I could have ever asked for. I hear the snow in Aspen is CANADIAN B AC O N I’m so happy with the perfect for snowman making. Luv you hunriy, Baow. way things are going! I love you so much!! Happy Valentines Day! I love you! Let’s play! Love, your honey. Dearest D ig it Thanks fo r the gilt! How did you know? You're grrrreat! Love and M isses -Coach A Y M EE , I didn't forget, Happy Valentines Day, I love you. Love, David. " C A P P Y ” : Y O U ’R E the bestest thing that ever happened to me- never change! P S. The Village Idiot is coining to town. Better brush up on your Angora handshake. C. Happy V a le n t in e s Day, sweetheart! Two weeks! Yea! Hope we have many more. Love ya always, Scott L. more each day. I’ll always be yours. Brian. You're a really sweet girl. I’m DANIELLE, TH ANK you for enriching my calls. Happy Valentines Day. See you glad we met.. I hope we can spend more life. I love you for it. Your Valentine, Jeff Friday. Vegas, watch out! Love, R.M. from M,N. DANNY, TH AN K you for being such a just drive me crazy! i want to wear your grays and you can wear the T-shirt. Be mine! Love, W.T. AM Y S. Luv you, luv you, luv you, miss you, be mine J.B; love for you for every day. Thinking of you! I love ypuV Sondra E Y ES: D ELT A SIG Mark Milter- Happy Valentines Day! Thanks for the good times babe. Thinking of you always! Love, Cori. DELTS: R O S E S are red, violets are blue, "not". D E L T TOD D : Have you "officially" found a date yet for Saturday?! (Just kidding!!) Love, you Valentine, Sara. DANA, Y O U 'R E the greatest. I love you D ER EK : O U R fourth Valentines! You are Mr. Right! I want to be in your arms forever. Lovingly and lustfully yours Eva. DG K ER STE N - Happy Valentines Day and Happy Activation honey. I love you. Mom. special person in my life. I love you! Kelley, C A R LE TO N - Y O U ’V E brightened my life since we met and I’m so thankful for the love we sharel! Happy Valentines Day! I D ISPA TCH ER G E N A B,: Happy VTDay! . DARLA, IT has been one strange year. Let Wanna relive Tour De Fiji? Find me at the the next be better. I love you. Darren tree. D AR RELL, TH AN K D KE KEN- Happy Valentines Day! I love love you, Lara. you for all you’ve C AR LITO S R O DR IG U EZ. Tenme entre done. You mean everything to me. All my tus brazos siempre porque te amo de love. Kelly. you! When’s our picnic? MeUssa. verdad. Love, your girlfriend. ANDREW - TO D AY is just a reminder of my AN GEL love you, my fine little woman! Forever yours, Jon. C A R A V.: No more 2 and 3 hour phone on our toes. I know, be patient! Sorry you "W ords were never my favorite form of com munication^' iLYalways- Trish. Valentines Day. Love from you! Love always. "Natty," forward to snuggling and wares crashing D ELT A SIG David- Happy Valentines Day! ing all we’ve been through. Have a great Thanks for your endless support! I love time together. Joe. like ours will last forever. I love you, Mary. not even the Dekes are better than you! B A C O N AND eggs, Happy Valentines Day B AR B L Happiness is knowing you're my Valentine from now until the end of time. Happiness is spending time together because love DANA. EIGHT months is definitely some­ thing to be proud of. Especially consider­ and Happy Anniversary. You best buddy, BIG “ T ” - Yes, that’s you cowboy! Looking AM Y Jeff, ^ Happy Anniversary, * the past 18 months have been wonderful. a * I love you! ^ Klmmy dke Valentines Day and happy anniversary! I Mike. 784-9054. Hope you have an awesome Valentines Day, as long as you flash those angel eyes my way... -G. ANGIE, H O P E you have a great Valen­ tines Day! Peace, love, and Batman. The «K paye 31.) are very be just the beginning of this fine evening. For I will be with the one I love. Ciao you make all my days special and I love AG D LAUREN- no more cockroach hunts! w im in g shine. Red roses, B aci’S, and fine wine will together. I cannot wait. I love you! Love, that shirt?-Happy Valentines Day! Open- tee (he D EA R JULIE: Won't you be my Valentine. For this Wednesday will be the night to AEPI ALUM/Life member David W alker Day, darlin! How about putting a couple (Be MMe te Valentine in the world. I love you, Gary. ? BREN D A, DESIREE, Laurie, Susan: You you! Can’t wait 2-c-u. Ily Puddin-Frank. day to you! Secret Admirer. Y D EA R JE N N Y , you are the number one Frank, I'm extremely proud & happy to be your fiance. Our best years are yet to come! My eternal love. Shannon guys are my sweethearts. Love you all, blue, be my Valentine, and Happy Birth­ .<£> D EAR JE N N Y F.(pi phi) my love for you is I Y©u be my Allen tin e. tata's! My body flames with thoughts of AG D DINA. Roses are .red, violets are Day! toungue! Score! for nine great months. You SCN ftfeA. T h a n k you for bein e a very sp e cia l person. and CHI-0 CYN: Happy Valentines Day. I love A-PHI TRISHA, l-long 2-c-ur bodatious 4CC sm ooch has been the best year? Happy Anniver­ you Anything, anything, Mike. i L e v e y e t i« K issy, Can't wait 2 do the 'w8d” thing in New best!! Shannon. ADRIAN YO U are very special. I love you Valentine? Orleans! Love U babe -Neil XQXO we will be "riangin" together!! Your the the greatest sisters, but also the greatest friends! Happy Valentines! Pi luv, Nicole. Love, Lonnie. B R A D G. WILL you be my Valentine? This A-PHI TERI ADPI P LED G ES- thanks for not only being you. Would you be my Valentine babe? D E A R E S T MIKE, mush mush mush mush A-PHt SU ZA N N E- I miss ADPI HA N G O V ER Mtssy Murphy* at least U a M a e 's D E A R E S T JOANN, my Sweetheart, I love :vtb v e , Rich» Day! I love you Dangits! H o H ni Valentine! Can't wait till Spring Break so guy coukfciaye. Be my Valent^e, forever. personal" (uk! together? Long enough for you to be my we can try our luck! Love always, Lisa. always. Me" peed U. UR m my d re a q r^ l^ e x y thing! ad» (Me Dawn. D EA R BRYAN NV, how long have we been C H E R R Y BLO N D E hair, habla pronto! AD OLFO. H E R E 'S voujr j f Tkeee 21st, even though it's a year away. I’m it again. Happy Valentines Day! D.L. wished for? Happy Valentines Day, baby!! ya! Tracy. Clm Hied Vepanlmed weald tùie le tíuwk affi el yea wke iubmlled Val&dim leu leday. much sweetheart, i hate not spending every minute with you. I can’t wait till April D.B. Thanks for the great time. Hope to do Fifteen, maybe?! Now you know what I for all your 1qvo and support latefy Love Siate Pte»» I ters forever1’ Happy Valentines Day' Cove ADAM. H A P PY V a le n < r i^ | i^ 1|i a i tt The Valentines Day T.K. always thinking about you. I love you! Tara Fortney Who do you love9 Beware, big brother is w a l^ i^ you! H A P PY G od King. AN O P E R A singer, an architect, an aero­ nautical engineer, and a sportscaster? I don’t know how we all became such good friends, but you sure mean a lot to me! Happy Valentines Day! ALLISO N E. You’re the best friend ever end I love you dearly. H APPY VALENTINES DAY!! LOVE, JOSH, G. * DDD M ICHELLE, Happy V-Day. I’ll get you CAR RIE (THETA): Happy Valentines Day, for those balloons and I just can’t wait to my special love. The sparkle iri your eyes show V|h i m y sword. "T h e Cooler". drives me wHd with desire. Love, Petty G* C A T H Y L. (Mooch Too), here's to our first; D E A R A L £ L -Y o u ’re the best friend a guy could ever know! Will you be my Valen­ Valentines! I hope there will be others. tine? Love, JB G. W e’ve known each ottpf for quite a while and I'm glad that wftyp overcome our shyness- so to speekl^W ear your safety D EA R ANWA« Happy Valentines Day * # e iw h w t ib i s la st year with you has belt...Love. Patrick, chantyty.my life. I love you with all my C. GETM AN- Buon Valentino Belassima a you. Love forever, Paul. heart and can’ t wait to share my life with dolle ragatsa. Con tanto amore, T.T. D E A R B R A D , thank you for the past year. CHARLIE HAPPY V-Day, and happy W e made it through it all. Happy Valen­ Anniversary. I am proud of how well you tines Day. Tl| love you forever. Your doing.^LY spyder. homegiri; Crystal. Happy Valentine's Pay Vella Sig Stephen Y o u m e a n so much to me. I love you with all mv heart, y o u are the best! : ■ <§ Affi my Cove. A-Pki £isa Slate Press Page33 W ednesday, February 14,1990 Did someone write a valen tin e fo r you? D .H.C.- WILL you be my Valentine, today, HAND SOM E- every JA S O N HOLT, we’ve had fun since that JR B , H A P PY Valentines Day! I love you KIRSTIE, I love you. Love, Çhris. I had to LISA, HI sweetie! Thanks for a great four and aM the tomorrows to come? I love you, moment of our fifteen months together, i first backrub. You’ll always be someone always and forever. March 17th! Love, Val. use up the space so how are you? months. I love you. Eric. more than ever, you hot-bod stud. Please love you all the muches! Your Smuga! special I eskimo love you, Stacia. H Á P PY BIRTHDAY Phi Omega! The soon JA S O N T. your eyes sparkle as brilliant my Valentine? Baby, baby, baby what up? DONNIE I’D drive all night just to buy you to be actives love- you! Delta love, the topaz that captures the rays of the summer Jubil Jim. som e shoes and to taste your tender pledges. sun. Your mind is as swift as a breeze I’V E cherishe d JUBILATIONS! JA N E, will you please be say yes. 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Happy Happy second H A P PY VA LENTINES Day squid! Let’s get a romantic movie again this year- Is Halloween 7 out yet? I love you so very anniversary! Gfasnost Girl favorite "Prejudos".; Happy Valentines "Prajuditos". Love, Aida. JA SO N - Y O U ’R E beautiful. Happy Valen­ tines Day. I'm looking forward to each and every future day Love, Michelle. ical geeks logical of only me? Love me. marry you, Patrick. E L L E N SPINNER- Have a Happy Valen­ Tina ELLYN - HAPPY Valentines Day! I can’t wait to see you! Love-the duck 'T y . ' beautiful part of my life. Happy VdayBrian. began this day three years ago when you more big sloppy kisses! Tarzan love his KOVALIK- H A P PY 21st Birthday! Watch this day with only you!! I love you! Always, purple stomach! Tarzan swing anywhere out Tempe- Lauren’s on the "loose!” Next JLA . for you! Tarzan know he have best girl on time hit the top bunk! KRISTEL- N O "true love" yet? Don’t fret, J.C.., | love you today and every other day! Valentines Day! Always, Little JUSTIN, A R E you earning your 50 cents? you still have Big John and Petie. Love, L.T. I care about you! Not just on Valen­ Take good care of our master’s love. Fran and Linda. tines Day, but every day! Peace, love, and Batman. Twick, Donut and Donuthole. KRISTEN, H ik e M cLure: Get ready for dinner! March 3, Mancuso’s, 8:00 p.m. Get the Ferrari. M ove you. I love you. Love, HARRY B EARY! Just wanted to tell you I love you a lot and Happy Valentines! Love, Jamie HAY D W C Head! You’ re the absolute best!! You’re the only one for me. Love.ya! You’re one and only- B.B J.D .F. ALTH O U G H my time here is HEATHER-M UFFIN, here is your person­ much you’ve touched me in so many marked by days, you’ll never know how happier. Lets make it-3!£, 4%. .you get LTJ LOOKING forward to the future, let me best friend! Sorry for the hurts. I’ve been a the idea!! Happy Valentines Day!! Love be the special man in ybur life. RET. mess. I love you best! Your Zoomie. always, Tommy. K A P P A AN D R EA , Erika, and Paula. Your K RISTY "m om ” loves you! HappYValentines Day! distance can separate us. Love always, W KL, Lisa- Kevin. K AP P A C A T H Y G : W e both are so busy, LA N C E V EN A BLE: Happy Valentines Day will always love you. Together forever. each other we never see. Just remember form a secret admirer. Hopé we get better Angel. sweetie, your dot I’m so happy to be. Love, aquainted. Guess who?? K AP P A Oscar-Myer wiener, ’cuz you have the roomie Don’t miss me too much! Love always. T.J. H EATH ER M C LE A D be a special place in my heart. Forever, nicest buns!! be my Valentine. LISA-LISA, I wish I were an you.and your jellb hugs, "Muppet Man” . \ love you! I love J E F F DIGREGORIO: Lady Luck gave me you! I love you! Happy Valentines Day! your name and left something at the front Love, Kristen. desk! KAPPAS! IT’LL be a "sweet week” for E- YO U are my life, you are "my world, you C > . . . FUI DOL. never got to meet you! Call my you incredible hairless hunk!! W .A FIJI M ARY G Happy Valentines Day! Your Pike Marc: Will youbam y Valentine? It’s OK? It'a OK? ira OKU Lore ya, Michaile the best I love you. Ann H È E L L O H E À D E U X -1love you very. much. ner deadhead- Happy 21st Valentines Let’s graduate and be Europe faces. Love. Day! Drink to your hearts content! See you Jim. Friday... Happy hangovers! JE F F , P LEA S E be my Valentine today and initiation! Happy Valentines Day! Love, I’ll be yours forever. I lové you and rhy love your psyched pledges! D plus D MÁC326 H EY AARON! What else can I say but- I days of debacchery. Look forward to joining you Friday! Broccoli. HEY, A LL you Kappy Alpha Theta women, is gone, but Happy Hearts Day anyway. I you can remember. Love you and wish you love you, Michael. were here. Hugs and kisses sweetie. K A R EN JO H N SO N : You’ll always be my wait to see you again A IC TC M : 21 skies. Love always, Joe. K A R EN W.: Your slightest look easily will FUSI, W ATC H out for those Hawaiian H EY, YO U sexy hunk- of- a cub fan! Happy Valentines Day Surprised? Good. Love, Bertha. G AM M A PHI Beta Pledge Niccole- we are L.: have a bitchin' KEEFERS, In it's purest form, I am in love with you. Forever Yours, L U S T PU PPET!!! Jed McNair you are my sex machine, my loins ache for you! Have handcuffs, M A R G A R ET 9k life MARIA, T È llevare’ a donde sea y te àmo Valentine? I love you. Rick. para siempre. Feliz dia de son Valenin. Pablo. LAURIE, BRENDA, Desiree, and Susan: “ Fiesta” , Maxs, dinnertime adventures! MARIA, WITH you l am everything. Happy Love ya! Erin. Valentines Day. I love you! Forever yours, Steven. MARK, H A P PY Valentines Day to my great! I love you! Yours, Paul. the rain, has such small hands. LE E E N D A , I love you to death. Let’fcu; MARQUITA, K A TH LEE N , D O N ’T you know that I like munch down Wednesday on tots|jyood!!r Valentines Day. I love you! Love, Jason. friend, Stephanie. you like you? Ready for another Malibu Is that so wrong? LovefTerry. JINI AN D Jayne, Happy Valentines Day!! too! Ty. your underwear! Love Chad. " M ARSH-O C A N ’T w ^ ^ ^ . f f m % . ie ii a . summer. Whqn we J J . FR O M PA: all the things I wanted to are red, violets are blue. Kathleen you Thanks for being my little puppy. How shack" H i^ v fl'a le n ti say to you, they wouldn’t let me put in sure are sweet. That’s why I luv-u! about some Q .T? I love you! -G A . Happy Valentines Day sweets. I love you, \J LESLIE, H A P PY Valentines C|By to/my M A a v ^ t f e R S (mSm). pa my Vafo^dif«|k La rr- Bear, lunchtime bud! Can we talk? U&na. I Happy Birthday too! H a p p y Valentine’s LEXI, Y O U can cry to me, but wiU^fu still D.R. love me tomorrow. Love, DoH. / St M A TE O , D a y L M y L o v e Y O U II Y ou r little stinker all you dreamed it would be.|Ha Halil > tine. Be mine forever, I love you, Michael. lug huts! J fa m e pour la vie, oui oui! Love, K E LL Y K O E G E L (siu), your Valentine from GIA, O U R Love is true and everlasting, ybur little com-niblet. P S , Tu vous faire, we can celebrate another one next year! always and forever. I love you and thank I'amour avec moi, le soir? Love, Jon. your Steve (ASU). JO H N E R , H A P PY Valentines Day to my K ELL Y , Y O U R the best roomie! Happy big teddy bear! I love you. Love, Noodle. Valentines Day. Love, Julie. J O H N N Y , H A P P Y V a le n tin e s D ay sweetheart. Thank you for all your love KEN- V A LEN TIN ES Day is coming soon, I fun plus you're the greatest and bestest buddie anyone could ever have L A Love, tonite. It’ll be too fun. You’re my every­ thing sexy, Happy Valentines Day. Love y j ! ANN Brownie GOOBA- C A N ’T wait to take you out JODIE, HAPPY Valentines Day. I love you. HUGGIE- HAPPY Valentines Day!! This is two, let’s go for three! Can’t wait for tonite. and support over the past 3Vfe years. You’ll always be m y S.E.B .P. and my best friend. P.S>. Hi Greg. someday we’ll make it to the about it, King Jobe. Dianne. spend together. I can’t wait for my Date JSM - W HAT more could we have in m^py'" ways, Love, R.B. Love, always, Erica. M C FLY ! Y O U R the greatest and I love kiss for Valentines Day. Love and kisses, you. Steve G . XO X O XO . death be not proud. Hope you have a great, day. You’re H.V.O, Love Sandy Snuggle Pooh Bear! I love you- Your girt. KIM BER LYNNE, O N this festive Valen­ tines Day, I vow to pamper you in every way. I’M buy you some chocolate and the traditional red rose. Perhaps I’ll even nibble on your toes. I will gladly devote to you the rest of my time, and I’ll even promise not to make you another rhyme!!! Now everyone knows that Barry loves Missy, but my friends are gonna tease me just the beginning. I love you! Cara. and call me a sissy. Barry. I LO V E you, DLM! You’re the greatest and KIM W INTERBOURNE: Well, it’s Valen­ tines Day, and with it com es warm wishes, hugs, kisses, and a request for you to be my Valentine! ???? I LO V E you, Grape Ape! Have a groovy Valentines Day! K KG JANIE- You’re the best!! I can’t wait for initiation! Happy Valentines Day! W KL Jennifer. I LO V E you Cristina, love John. Have a nice Valentine Day Gail, Bob, Gary, Mark, Steven. Love you also. VD IBear. ^ to see you today. So I can give you a big JO N , Y O U mean the world to me. This is best Valentine. Happy Birthday too! Love, CSM tine in the whole world. I love you! Happy MAZ: R O S E S are red, violets are blue. I ^ kissed the bedpost thinking it was you! LISA K. compass room!! Happy Valentines Day!! KEV- Y O U convinced me. I’m your type. Party! Happy Valentines Day. Love, Alicia. JA M E S SW EETIE- you’re the best Valen­ dream, I have you!! Geri. me- I can't imagine Ijre yyithout lypu! no friends or musclemen please! Char- but I’m just happy for the times we get to I love you, Leah. yoi$ You md|n .the wdlld to especially your long sexy legs, I can’t wait a piano again this weekend? Love, PTK. JO N K., I know you are very busy with IFC, honey suckle road. Happy Valentines Day. LISA, I love M E L AN D SizeB, you guys are great, but I. D ON’T know much but I know L love you. Ich leibe du and J e t’aime! •MATT: Y O U 'R E clever and gorgeous with LISA L E A T H E R S - Although I am far from That may be all we need to know. Think JA KE, H O N EY, lover, my one and only complete T lbve you! ^ Arizona you are always in my thoughts. Happy 21st Birthday! Love, Laura. I L O V E you, Bert! I reetly reedy do! Also, \ Until we meet again! Joel., G R E G Z E L E , Happy Valentines Day and Rene of this world!- Y o # roomie! several months. Win you dance naked on tines Day! Love, SJM . One year ago, when we first met, no chance o f love I would have bet. I wake beside you every dawn and wonder Where the time has gone. hope Scuba, cannot wait to spend more. Happy Valen­ B E T A R IC H , LISA G R E E N E ! Dcki’t make plans! Leif’s get drunk! To he!t enth the Jays and Dans enchanting. Elen sila lumen omen tielvo! nest! Love, Ria, just like dishwater. HAIRBAG, I love you butthead! Love, Rod. M A TTH EW AN|) Johnnie, h ik e a Happy YjJenti|k^D#yr^loye yoiHtoihi^te% JO LYN N E , TH AN K S so much for the past Valentines Day honey! The bird is in the You are a dream com e true! Thrill. \ KERI (SP) met at krause bike rack. Talked me haz brindado IGNATZ, I’M glad you’re back by my side. \ . forever, Adeie. common? I enjoy our time together, and I Greek wardrobe. Oh, how about a bana­ Arizona. Happy Valentines Day! Love, Thank you for believing in me. Love H U G O G O T an extra 15 minutes? Happy n a ? -ATO . \\ ' Forever ydurs, ftich. you megatons. George. HAIRBAG- F A C E it, you love my extensive S p e a rm int.^ ^ a personality too! While other women G O R D O : G RA CIAS por todo el amor que Te amo. Tu Novia; o .I^ATT^ ^ m tfN I’m vrith you.” my wopd is You’re all I could ever ask for. i love you, XO. Weeza “ Yite". HEY incredibly s p e c ia lf ^ v .^ i^ l^ l^ M ib l y 4upky. I love you! Happy Valentines. Sandy LIBBY Z: Happy Valentines DjCyJ Hope it'* U N D E R - G LA D to see Happy Valentines Day, my little lurry) of V A LEN TIN ES love, hpnor, and cherish > JODI WILL you be my Valentine? I hope G L E N N .SW E ETH EA R T : You’re so much Happy LE N N Y, Y O U ’R E the t o iP b f tny life* K ATH Y LEAV EN W O R TH - Happy Valen­ Happy VD! Love. Frani ü A D D y a tines Day from your secret admirer. Roses greatest!! Love, Tommy. KATRINA Y O U are my very special Valen­ I L C V C yC IJÎ! you you all the days LE E S A , H A P P Y V a t e n tin e '4 % ^ ^ b u y muffins tonight! Just thinking of you, my you for being with me Love, Lenny. WISHING M A R ttjA , • and O .J.? Forget the O .J. and I’ll be ready P.K. always and forever. I love you and thank in touch, to me than words can say. Will you be my Q b tfh arrow ha*£ finally hit you. Tell m eyw h# e’s m im m fs A L V I N Keep JIM, A S always, "I love you.” Your best it’s cloudy. GIA O U R love is true and everlasting, graduation! honey! You make everyday especially tion Orion is always in the sky. Even when you for being with me. Love, Lenny. after Lesley. LA U R A , THIS year is fair! You mean more Sweet! I love you! DeAnne (No.1). : J.N. J U S T remember that toe constella­ bubble! f’m all a flutter, my boochie butter! wishing you ways. Doctor Scott. plum love cookie! I can’t wait to fluff your Greg. SZAB AD O S: love, peace, celebration, and of course, is deeper than all roses.) Nobody, not even (H O N EYB EED O O D LER ), you’re my sugar later, we’re still sweethearts I love you, handful, J E N N Y - 10 days and it’s a year! It’s been Stawberry Margs! Con man little sugar-booger, puts me in a love Your Happy Valentines Day. I love your painful Rae, Ann!.! sweethearts, two kids and thirteen years travel. side. You make me excruciatingly happy. so happy' for you!! Love, Ralph, Missy, GERI, HIGH school sweethearts, college will Carmelita. Return panties please! in me understands the voice of your eyes J.K. I Can’t believe that it is almost 2 years. Kathy LUIGI-BOY, I love you! Kisses, hugs, . LAURIE, L O V E of my life. Thom in my a friend. T, Kelli (southpaw). Birthday! Darcy. you that closes and opens; only something print! Happy Valentines Day anyway, from Valentines Day! Cali me to collect on those B G .'s! You made it! Finally 21! Happy as fingers, (I do not know what it is about HOLLS, U little stinksr! If you be my HOLLY thanks for always pants. Passionately yours, Chris. U! • Love, your Whoopersnapper (CATCHER), being there! Have a great day. Much love, years!! I can’t wait! Thanks for the sweat­ Valent- I’ll be your lair-bear 4 ever! I love women! Have fun Happy Valentines Day LU CY LAREN- N O More sneaking pitchers at unclose me. Though, I have closed myself I’ll make you dinner. You girts are the Happy Valentines Day. I leve you* Jeanette Batman. From Twick, JENNIFER, O.K., be a nun! W e’ve got four You're the best. Mookie you’re OieCtsr: cutie! Happy Valentines Day. Andy. Happy Valentines Day. HEY BEAUTIFUL- Leanna I miss you can’t thing...me! Hahahaha. Peace, love, and or K AR EN , I know the surprise of finding this JE F F R E Y - H O P E FU LLY this is one date love you! Love, Jennifer! FO X Y - H A P PY 21st Valentines! Three time LU C K Y S TA R T I am so happy with you. I DMS— for you will never die: Love, Angela. JEN N IFER (HONEY), I love you as big as FO X D E N R ESID ENT FoxmanL You desig­ Neither mmm! Kisses, hugs, mmm! Love, Nona. J H .F . K A P P A SIGM A Brian, H E A T H E R PAUL: just so you know, I love L.T. O N Valentine Day remember one KEA RN EY: Deanna. to part...for you, my love, there will always Mike 2W years and I’ve never been K A KEN: To my only true sweetheart and special ways, so finally when it comes time are my one and only I’ll love you forever LORI, Y O U will always be my Valentine. I love you! D. Thumprt. kisses, Lisa. Day. I love you. Walnut Lugnut P-nut. buy. Those three words,. Tarzan. al! Thanks for being my Valentine! Love. Valentines Day all I need is you! Love and LM VI wanted to tell you Happy Valentines parties. You the best thing a banana could E LSA . H A P PY Valentines Day to the best ERIC: R O S E S are red. violets are blue, for love you Tonz and I’m glad to be sharing Love ya, Tina. Happy ; Sweetheart! What can I say except that I someday Tarzan get car and we go more v -V. love you nearly and dearly. " T ” . hopefully many Valentines Days together. kisses, Linda. . made me your one and only Valentine. I JU N G L E PRINCESS- Tarzan say he want KRISTA AND Steve: Here's to the first of Chinese food, and cuddling. Love and / LKM: Y O Honey! Happy Valentines Day, Tarzan love his jungle princess. Maybe HAPPY VA LENTINES Day Jill. I love you. I love you Coming from? do you know? Keep it tight. campus! Even if she smarter than Tarzan, Milk-lips and the ghost! tines Day!! Love from you, second sister, KORRI- H A P PY Sweetheart’s Day. My life tines Day together. Here's to video stores, Corbin ELIZA BETH B U C K LE Y : Are all mathemat­ Happy Valentines Day! Love ya! KLH how much I love you. You are the most JULIE, W O RD S cannot begin to tell you JAY- LOOKING forward to our first Valen­ baby. much! Love, piggy. E D G A R O O A N D Steve, both of you are my Lisa. Love always, J.C.Jr. LITTLE FA R TE R , where is that smell earth. Love and Kisses, Y-K.W DTD SE A N Riley: Happy Valentines Day tional as it blossoms. I love you. Your bride to be, no sleep, and fish-heads! Our life is complete! Who could ask for more? (you.) teasing the autumn leaves. Your love is lovely as oan be' You’re thoughtful and caring- sound perfect to me! Please say are gone, a new car, M W C and Simpsons, is yet to come! I love you- JULIE TEVLIN: Through the good and the D ORO- Y O U sing like an angel, you’re LITTLE BABY: to o much work, our friends K KG T R A C E Y H.: Hey roomie, the semes­ ter ain’t even close to being over...the best Valentines Day. Ih o p e to spend many more with you, and l love you very mu^h. Love, Beth K KG LAU RA, Happy Valentines Day! Initiation will be fantastic! You’re the bestlove, Karla. K K G R A C H E L: From the luckiest dot to the awesomest mom; initiation- I’m so psyched! WKIj.. Molly. K KG ROBIN Lee, just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day ’cause you're the coolest. Love, Ryan. lottes Web. Page 34 State Press Wednesday, February 14,1990 Did someone write a Valentine for you? are N A N CE , W E survived Cooperfest! Also P R A D O SW EETIE: Happy Valentines Day SK M l.: (almost) one year of white, pearls, SW EETIE, A gentle touch, says "love T O M Y roomies- Lifeguard Kim, Reccenter awesome! Happy Valentines Day. Love, alot of bad decisions with substandard honey! I’m lucky to have you for my hearts, youn much", arms holding tight, means Angl, and Miss State Press (ha,ha) Jessi­ Jeanette. men. Congrats on the sparkely! Happy Valentine...Again! Love you- Cheryl. dash!" "everything's alright". A smile someway, ca! Happy Valentines Day! Don’t worry wipes tears away. And love in the heart, is about those stupid...(you know!) W e’re all the important part. XO X O XO , honeybun. here for each other. Love ya- Janae. T A R A DAWN, your name spells beauty, a T O T H E cute A T O in my 9:40 Develop, beauty that’s cast upon my eyes every class. Introduce yourself. MELANIE AND Linda; You two and friends: long live "dash- V.D. Best friends, Jen. M ELIS SA TH AN K you for being such a g re a t lo v e r Christopher. and a frie n d . Lo v e , NOUF: Y O U are the sunshine of my life. Please control your jealousy. I love you. M ELISSA: YO U know you’re the "coolest KFA. / /. •, • ' . RAND OM S, T H E Zo o Crew lives! I love SK M ICH ELLE Ingerman: Happy Valen­ you guys and always will! K. I T, The Hormone. tines Day. Can't wait for our dinner date R AN D Y P. Happy Valentines Day to my SNOOKIE BEAR- you have changed my tonight. G uess who. - chick!’’ These past six months have been OH MY dearest gentle rose petal: they favorite egomaniac!! Just thought I’d let life dramatically. You have shown me true the best. Let’s do it some more! Love, could take my wealth, they could take my you know I changed my mind- it’s definite­ love. I love you! Snuggle Bunny. Scott. pride, and they could even take my soul. ly a 9.9999! xoxxox Cleo. remember you and your love for the rest of my life , our relationship was an experience brush you gave my for my birthday last year. Cupid definitely hit a bullseye! Love, Salamander. PACO- TH AN K S for the party from your ranch to Mexico to Idaho. Happy V-Day, dized. Love, Mark Paco MELODI, I want to thank you for being there when I needed to talk to someone. It PAM, H EY sweetie! Hope you had a great really meant a lot. Thanks, Mark. weekend! Will you be my Valentine? DBG: Nedsy, me in a sweet positch: G et out the paddle! Happy valentines day to the man I love now and forever. ^ Love. Happy V-Day. I love yOu! .. The Eairth. ...For a hug? ...The Heavens. ...For a kiss? ...I don’t know what I would Bubsy give for a kiss! Michael. MICHAEL AND David, you are cordially invited to our room for a surprise at 5 tonight Love, Jill and Liz. MICHAEL R., Happy Valentines Day sweetie Will you be my Valentine? I love you! Your other half MICHAEL, THANK you for making me the happiest girl in the world I love you sweetheart Love always, Magilla love grows Clinton Williams. Forever you’re friend. day. I lov* S O L PENA- There’s a tear in my beer over you! From your secret T ri Delta Piggo magnificent lover.\l '|pve y o & q ^ admirer. Your Valentine, P.ffij V R E N E E I couldn’t love anyone more than SP A N KY, you're my you. Love, Brr. Your $ T. and Dawn (six months!) Love, your bargain babysitter. R O B, IT'S been beautiful so far. I'm R O BYN , EVEN though you won’t Share S T E P H MILLER- Happy Valentines Day ship stronger. Happy Valentine’s Day, your food. I’m glad your mine. Love, Dave. with all my love. How about dinner? Love, baby! Te amo, Maria. P A U L WINTER- in town this week. Let’s Love, Jack Clark. S T E V E : HAPPY Valentines Day maynard!! get together again. You promised to model Thanks for being so special. I love you!! swimshorts for m e.'Call me, we’ll go get R O S E S AR E Blue, Violets are Red, you tattoos. Happy Valentines Day! Love, Elle McPhearson. know t'm color blind but still love you. R Y E, TH AN K S tor loving me and support­ " P E R F E C T PA T" was employed by V.I.P., SA E P LE D G E Pat, I love you!!! In fact, Je is where he met me- (staking out the T ’aime lobby). W e had no intentions of falling in Valentines Day! Karla. TH ANKS for being such a and that special day I am your wife- both of beautiful girl Te quierot I Jove you very much. Byron us may willingly say, the Pope played our plus que tu m'aimes! chick of love!! T H E T A ERINN Collier: I’m so happy you Valentines Day. Love, your Theta mom. softest |ever -- ......... — T R A v f e . 1 tovoycpu with all m y h e a rt! L o v e i K a r rA h n e . T R E E -H U G G E R SABINE, please come to tpè airport Saturday witIv two gorgeous i _______ y ________________ TRI \SIG §, -H a p f^ , Valentines Day. Kelli. TRU-1: HA^PY Valentine Day- It may seen like deja v|, but ratoémpér it was planned you heari. qspgpfally during those, times Day. I love you. Jason. when w e m apart. Love, V.J. T H E T A K ER R Y Alcott...and others leave TW ICK-ROSES are red, violets are blue, footprints on our hearts, and we are never you’re the strangest of all my friends, but I the same. still love you!!! Happy Valentines Day!!! Love always, L.T. TY S O N HU NTER - ready for the romp? It’ll Bonheure Toujours G F. Sam Happy be an extra special morning!!! I’m only TIGER-1 love you always! Love, Fishface. doing .-this because I care. Happy V-day sweetie!!! Love, Me S T E V E N , A P P L E S are red, cold ice is TIMMY-TIMMY! I love you lots! Can hardly S A E ’ S S O M E say we can’t....others know blue, I’ll love you forever, and always be wait till Orchid Ball! You’re my Valentine! we do..after initiation, we’ll prove it to you! true. Happy Valentines Day! Love, Jenny. Kappas. STEVIE, I almost forgot, roses are red, worthwhile. Hope the rose helped finals. Am dying to see you sm ile again. Joel. Michael. TINA, of D.V. east, this one is for you. tell. Thinking of you. R.D.G. days and sleepless nights, doggy doo-doo. S C O T T Y YO U mean the world to me. You dirty dishes, temper tantrums, and anal have my unconditional love and support STEVIE, I’m not happy about the reason T.J.W ., retentiveness, I’m glad $ married you. Love, Shelley. forever. Love, you are here, but I am ecstatic you're here. campaign! Best of luck! Thanks for all the Angel. My fingers are crossed. fun times. Eric. MIKE M cLU R E you’ve tutored me in math, S E A N L. Happy Valentines Day! We've STEVIE, I never thought anything this wanna try Anatomy? Happy V-Day swee­ had two together, and many more to good could come from Missouri. Your hot! tie! Love, Jamie come!! I love you. And I’m forever you girl! Happy Valentines Day! TY S O N WILLIAMS Happy Valentines Day! I love you bunches. My dad is not Homer! TINA B E R G your smile made MAT117 know who I am. Think about it...I’ll never Happy TR A C Y , GYMNAST: Your lips were the been the best of my life. Happy Valentines be here for you. Stevie, I know that you were meant to be... . *. just for ypü. l hopé iftsa day you’ll keep in violets are blue. WW you be my Valen? I’ll we very.much! M a M W .^ ^ ^ :^ •. T H E T A JEN- these past 5 months have Have a Happy Valentines Day. I love you, Valentines Day. Love, Tiffany. for being sweethéaps! Keep smiling! Sigma love, SANDI- WISH June was already here. say, T^ k S there and bein^undersj^ri^ing. I love you t\ i. in delivering you to me, as all our friends the untitotihood of graduation, stressful Love you So much* Moise. T H E T A D E L T Jimbo: Happy Valentines cupid that very day. If God tended a hand MIKE- D ESPITE our debts, your family, ip he . HI bane it and be your Valentine. TH H E U R E U X jour de saint Valentine. D °y J L ove You. Tempe. When working security, the dorm think of. You, Pat Kyler, are vital to my life, MICHIKO, ing me. Poohbear. to protect Pope John P., when he came to love, yet in these three years it’s only you I Day! Love, Missy (ow, quit it!) Danny, Thank you fo r making the past 4 months unforgettable. Can’t wait for summer. Happy Valentines R O S E S AR E red, violets are blue, can I To you I give myself. I love you- KIC. Valentines P.S. Stove...Hi! love, Chelly. iC Y -.^ A ^ S rrC ^ a ce your heart on píen, a 12-pqck with straws, our Sunday l|eat, and your smikrig face! Your sidekick, are going active. I hope you have a great be my Valentine? TRACI S.: what is it, 13 years now? that forever. See you in March honey, ya ho. Day to my honey! I love you tons! -Your Mike. R OBYN, WILL you happiest girl in the world. I love you Happy STEPHANIE: T O my one and only. With all put more energy On making our relataion- Love, me. SMITH; H M v e X jl S T A C Y C H A R M is deceptive ancÉfagMalli ■ M i ------------------------------- W ? is vain, but a woman who fears t h e % ^ ^ p i H K M miss you heavily. Be foy ' to be praised. Happy Valentines, l l l l i t g J P f M F n ; n, n, n, n,... yeah. The bless. Todd. T H E O N E: Y es that’s threlk.xj^ toirie my heart. You’ll never be lonely, because butter your founder and play Doctor too!? M ICH ELLE S P Y D E R , WILL you be mine? If you ha v M ^ H f a n ' s in town, you’re a q sweet as to. you I send this^^slen^^I the timé. Six more days! C h a rfo tt's^ ^ ^ H we’ll never be apart. I love you. L.D. bear attack?" You bring life to my world. M ICH ELLE Wl, congrats on Gamma Phi! M l like you? You never v^ite ^ d rarely ^ ^ ^ M iY e i^ .,b u s y .p | | ^ n g football But Day with much love, Shannon. P EA N U T R EM E M B ER "the great gummy Will you be my Valentine? Love, Steve. looking forward to spending many more suppose to do, with a nasty and naughty with you. All my love. C.B. MICHAEL, THANK you for making me the sweetheart. Love always, Magilla. T E R E N C E JOHNSOH;|yVhat is a mother RICHIE: I’M gazing, and lost... all because Valentines and seven incredible months! ^ ' jM fc H A P PY Valentines Day! I’m looking forward to "u s". Happy Valentines PAUL: B E C A U S E I love you so much I will TE R A H RAY, you are a great friend and a buddy, FREAK: Jiistory! But I'm s o n ^ e x i were sore! Lit allj l love yo(i a^ much. TALAFF: you're my pal. I love you. Happy Valen­ tines Day. Love, your Tikster. RICH OLIVER: Happy Valentines to you PATTI, W HAT would I give...For a glance? JK t . breathes s t r e n g ^ * n ^ J ^ ^ > U .v l^ ^ ^ very special and make me feel so good. of this and you, both of which I love. Happy P A T PRINTY: This Valentine sitch has put You’re R E B E C A LYNN Adams, I love you, Tyson REDSKIN I'll never forget. My love for you will never die. I hope our friendship is never jeopar­ T O T H E "wanderer". W e finally made on a feather placing where you shall SNOW M AN, H A P PY Valentines But they’ll never be able to take the grill M ELISSA, Y O U were my first true love. I’ll time we meet. Your love drih^jpt^rpyjj^e Becky. U N C L E TOAD, thanks for coming into my life arid making it complete. I love you! Kitten. . VALERIE, TH A N K you for making me a I’m looking forward to the married man, I’ll love you forever, John. VER N AN D Dag- you’re the best! Happy Valentines Day! Love and kisses always! Love, Dawn ox.. MIKE REDHAIR, Happy Valentines Day to an awesome B-ball player. FOrk’em Devils! A fan: PETER MISSING LINK Happy V D almost one year oh no! But a great one. Love puppy. MISS W UNDZAT. Happy Valentines Day. I'm so happy we met, I hope you feel the same Love, Jimbo. am love divine eternal is my love for you. Forever you Valentine HAPPY Y o u ’ve captured my store for the future (besides lingerie). Love always, Steph. PHI D E L T Jason, we love you! It’s your turn to make dinner. P.S'., I'm glad we worked things out, I missed you last MISSY Y O U ’R E in my heart Always my M IXSTER , LIEFER: heart and soul. I can’t wait to see what’s in semester. Love, T.D. together will never be forgotten: Disney­ V a len tin es Day land, 1 year anniversary, Mr. B, and sweetheart. I can't begin to teH you how Sunny’s happy I am since we've been together. you. Laura. You really are a special part of my life and I hope there will be many more to come Love ya. Love, Gayle M OTHER -T OU R Valentines rendevous Happy Valentines Day. | love PHIPSI MACVICAR- remember, there are no bad Valentines Day personals, only ones that make you think...F.L.Wright would agree. Julie. Day! Love, your roomie and/or friend, AJ. design Gods and Goddesses! Can you as soft of a landing as one of your kisses. conceptualize it? Patty. . SH AN N Y AND Heidi,: I’ m glad we all me a sweetheart again. Who needs love? became friends and I love you both, Thank Me. Shmoomie. S H ELLEY - I love you gorgeous. Happy Valentines Day from your husband/police reporter. Michael. absolutely adore. May our feelings for each other continue to grow. Over and over again. Love always, Com. being there. You’re the best! I’m looking May! The steakout will never end. Etfee. forward to spending another "Valentine SHERRI SPINNER- Remember the GMII- weekend" with you! Love you always, gans Island where Marsha didn’t get a "friend". You’re the only one for me stud. I love you MR. MAN: Mine soul hast been privileged by the depth of thine love. Ish. MR. S C O TT , when the buick hit so did cupid. I’ll never stop loving you. Happy Valentines Day!! R Rabbit M U AB M E M B ER S , advisors, and employ­ ees, have a great Valentines Day! Peace, love, and Batman. Love, Patrick. MUFFIN, I love you. I know it hasn’t shown P. I’M laced up in your shoe and crazy! S. PI PHI Missy: just want to wish you a Happy V-Day and thank you for help last week. I love you- Leslie. P.M.- I’D like to show you some sunsets Valentines Day. -M.B. lately, but I really do. Bunny. P R IN CESS, YOU are never given a wish M Y ANGIE, Let me fid your hunger. Love without the power to make it come true. you forever and ever. Your David Bowie Thanks for 2. I love you. Soulmates forever, Prince. MY D E A R E S T Jerry, Happy Valentines yours, Cathy. M Y D E A R E S T Beth, although we're apart, you're always in my heart. Happy Valen­ tines Day! Love always, Ed. M Y S W E E T H E A R T Katka, Happy Valen­ tines Day I am glad we are spending one mofé of many to come . Have a super day-1 love you forever! Chris H. MY S W E E T "O rson” McBride, the last four years have been the best! I love you! W RH NEIL MIDLER, I know that we already celebrated Valentines Day, but I still love you! Laura. Remember phantom, a symbol of Valentine's Day! Love, Stephanie both mean to me. Happy Happy V-Day. Love, Melissa. TOM M Y, I love you more than ever! SU R P R IS E SW EETIE! 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STUDIO 369- Happy Valentines Day, you SH ANNON, MAY my fall for you provide PHI-SIG FRED- Happy Valentines Day blue, what if I want more than a friend from o » and Julie. Shall we rage on this Valentines mine this year and next! Love you, zombe. MR. FBI man "George", can wait until MR. FOU R . Roses are red, violets are *?> SH AN N O N , (2)KELLY, Scott, Jill, Barb, SHERI, MAY the love cupid gave us will be very special. I love you so much. You're the hottest, Baby-D and sometimes crass, that makes me you for all of your support and love. PHI D E L T Rick, the times we’ve spent I love you madly. - Happy Valentines Day. Can P.S. Happy Early B-Day! STOLI- IT’S because you’re unpredictable wonder why I think you’re the. best! Be Patty B. D E N N IS J U N E - m A rm an d o T o rre s (AKA The man who knows) I like, like, like, someone who talks like Elmer Fudd, makes me laugh and porque no sabes manijar una bicelita te mando este nodd a de Valentine sonrica. 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P.S T O M Y once-upon-a-time Kodiak Bear: An Good luck. . enormous part of my being, the greatest chapter of my existence has been torn A L P H A G AM M A Delta- new actives and from it’s binding since you’v e chosen to go all- we hope you had fun at our exchange your separate way. Knowing you still love Saturday. me is nearly good enough...but not quite. Pledges of Phi Kappa Psi. Thanks for making it fun! THI we meet again. Signed, The Joker. S N U G G L E BUNNY- l am lost under your T O SHAMI and R.B., we love you. Happy brilliance. Your gaze alone sets m y heart Valentines Day. From Pooh and Fiach Fiach. on fire. To hold you close is to kiss theaun. I will love you always. Shnookie bear. Page 35 PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS D ELT P LE D G E S , get ready to meet your KATH, YO U are the sparkle in my eye. I’ll SIGMA K AP P A Charmayne: Happy Valen­ big bro’s on Friday. P,S. get plenty of always be there beside you. Love is ours tines Day! 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