State c Copyright, State Priesa, 1990 Tempe, Arizona Monday, January 29,1990 Arizona State University’s Morning Daily Vol. 72 No. 77 Outage spurs ASU to ponder new generator dorm cafeteria when the power went out in the early morning hours of Jan. 17. “I have not in the 11 years that I have been with ASU , seen an outage of th at magnitude,” Osborne said. He said the stronger generator would be large enough to power any building on campus should the power be lost. The portable generator would be stored on a semi-truck trailer and would be “dragged up to any building where it was needed,” he said. Val Peterson, the director of the Physical Plant, said, that in addition to a generator, “We are looking for alternatives that would provide power for similiar situations.” Peterson added that the University would have to fund the generator because the Physical Plant doesn’t have the necessary resources. By JOSEPH CRAWFORD State Press ASU officials are considering the purchase of a $50,000 generator to combat future power outages at Manzanita Hall, following the outage two weeks ago that left the dorm crippled for three days. The Physical Plant is determining whether a more powerful generator is within the University’s budget, Director of Residence Life Cliff Osborne said. “Physical Plant is trying to determine if they can afford to purchase a 1,000 kilovolt generator that would provide power in case of an outage for a building of the same magnitude as Manzanita,” he said. The current back-up generator did not provide enough power for individual room lighting and electric systems or for the ■ M Police to survey public ■ P» Evaluation forms set for distribution By MIKE BURGESS State Press r> % ; ^Atuociatsd Press photo Blow Out San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Jerry Rice raises his fist in jubilation Sunday after scor­ ing his second touchdown of the day in Super Bowl XXIV. The 49ers defeated the Denver Broncos 55-10. Story, page 12. Remember the time your bicycle was stolen and it seemed like an eternity before an ASU police officer came to take a theft report? And when the stoic officer finally did arrive, the experience was anything but pleasant? Well, for all those times you would have liked to tell the officer what you thought, you may now get the chance. Beginning this week, ASU police will randomly select ASU community members who gave reports to officers and send them forms to evaluate the officer’s service. „ ASU Police Chief Bill Bess said the new program is an attempt to improve police service. He added th a t the Police Department is not afraid of any scathing critiques. “ I t’s our desire to please as many students as we can, ” Bess said. “If we know what the public expects, then we do a better job,” In the evaluation form, those surveyed will be asked: •Did the officer respond to the call in a reasonable time? Bess •Was the officer courteous? •Did the officer show concern and understanding? •Did police have later contact regarding the status of a report? •Was the service satisfactory? There will also be space for suggestions and other comments. Bess said that when the form is returned, it will be given to the department’s crime prevention unit, which will review the comments. Turn to Evaluations, page 6. Officials: Facing friend’s substance abuse tough, vital By SONJA LEWIS State Press Keeping quiet about a friend’s alcohol or drug problem can be a deadly silence. Making the choice to confront a friend with a suspected alcohol or drug problem is not an easy one, health officials agree, but one a true friend would attempt. “The main message is ‘don’t be quieté ” said Carla Fortunado, the Student Health Center’s substance abuse specialist. She said about 80 percent of her patients said their recovery started when someone pointed out their problem. “You may not see results right away, but there was a seed that got plant«! and it grew to them eventually getting help,” she said. Fortunado said there are certain signs in behavior and actions that can affirm someone’s suspicions of a friend having a substance abuse problem. “Overall, people with drug and alcohol abuse are going to M isdirected: m The proposal to remove RO TC from cam pus just doesn't m ake sense right now. Editorial. Page 4 face consequences of théir behavior,” Fortunado said. Falling grades, loss of friends, physical illness and legal problems are examples of consequences linked to substance abuse, she said. “There’s a line that they cross when they’re in control of the substance and when the substance is in control of them,” Fortunado said. “If a person uses and consequences resúlt and they continue to use in the same way, that equals a problem.” Andy Hogg, a counselor at Counseling and Consultation, said there is a tactful way to approach a friend whom you suspect has a drug or alcohol problem. “I recommend ‘caring confrontation.’ The first thing to communicate is that you do care,” Hogg said. “The second thing is to make a specific behavioral observation.” Saying “ you party too much” is not specific, Hogg said. Instead, Hogg said, try a more positive phrase: “You used to have a 3.4 grade point average but now you’re on probation Tum to Silence, page 2. The End Is Near: Thousands of ASU students are faced with the graduation maze. Fear not, however; you, too, can graduate. Page 9 How To Help S u b s t a n c e A b u se A R I S K ()1 C A R I N I . C o m m u n i c a t e t h a t you c a re . M ake a specific beh a v io ral observation. C h o o se y o u r w o rd s c a r e f u l l y - do n o t place blame. Speak to them when they a r e n 't a f f e c t e d by t h e s u b s t a n c e s t h e y are abusing. P r e p a r e y o u r s e l f - y o u r f r i e n d will n o t welcome y o u r c o n c e r n . m„ Better Batters: The Sun D evils baseball team sweeps its series against Long Beach, raising its record to 5-0. Page 11 Today's weather: Mostly sunny, with a high in the low 70s. Tonight: Fair, with a low near 40. a a e e lf» e< í....................... i....................... 14 College Culture......................^ .........» ...,...9 Com ics Ì0 Police Report.............................................7 Sporto....»....».«..»»»M .»;»i...M .;...».,.......11 W o rW / N a tio n ............................................3 State Pneu Monday. January 99,1990 Page g Today Dean of law to Initiate programs The Today section is a daily calendar of events happening at ASU that is presented as a service to the University community. Any campus club or organization can submit entries for publication to the Stale Press, located in the basement of Matthews Center, Room 15. Entries must be legible, are subject to editing for content, space and clarity, and will not be taken over the phone. Due to apace restrictions, the State Press cannot guarantee publication. Deadline for the entries is 1 p.m. the previous business day. Meetings •MUAB Culture and Arts will have Noon Time Readings from noon to 1 p.m. in the MU Fine Arts Lounge. •Traditional Taekwon Do Institute would like to invite you to try one free, no obligation lesson at 4 p.m. in the Student Recreation Complex, Small Gym A. All students and faculty are welcome. •The Black Business Student Association will hold its First informal meeting in the MU, Room 209 at 6 p.m. •Inter Varsity Fellow ship will meet at the First Methodist Church in the Fireside Room at 7 p.m. •Shotokan Karate of Am erica will practice in the Student Recreation Complex from 5:30 to 7 p.m. •Young Democrats of ASU is registering voters from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. •ASU Ski Devils will meet and accept deposits for Presidents Weekend Ski Trip to Purgatory in the MU, 2nd floor at 8 p.m. •Bsita Alpha Psi Needs membership applications and fees (checks only) in the Beta Box in BA 223 by 4:30 p.m. By KEVIN SHEH State Press This is the fourth in a series of articles profiling the 10 major colleges at ASU, with special emphasis on the goals each wishes to accomplish in the 1990s. Funding the new law library, initiating new programs and improving existing programs are all on the agenda of Richard Morgan, new dean of the College of Law. Morgan, who replaced Alan Matheson Jan .1, said he is satisfied with the school’s present position. “Dr. Matheson did a wonderful job; the school is in an excellent position,” Morgan said. Matheson, who was interim dean for six months following the departure of Paul Bender in July 1989, said that during his term he had accomplished his primary goal — initiating fundraising for the law library. Morgan said his first priority also is funding the new $9 million law library. The University must raise $2 million through donations from law firms and corporations, with the remaining $7 million coming from the sale of stateauthorized bonds. “We have raised $1.2 million so far,” Morgan said, adding that he is uncertain whether the remaining money will by raised by the college’s October goal. Morgan, who assumed office Jan. 1, was an associate professor of law at ASU from 1980 to 1983. He served as dean of the University of Wyoming’s law school prior to returning to ASU. .. tr~r Morgan noted some differences between ASU and UW’s law schools. “ (ASU’s law school) has some special programs which the University of Wyoming doesn’t,” Morgan said, citing the Center for Law Science and Technology and the Indian Law Program as examples. The Indian Law Program assists Native American needs and recruits them to the law school. Morgan said that although ASU’s law school is small relative to an Ivy League school, he has no plans to increase the school’s 470 enrollment. “Our school is nice-sized and educationally sound,” he said, adding that the school’s 11 to 1 student to faculty ratio is ideal. Morgan said he also likes the potential of the college. “The College of Law is excellent and will become better because of the strength of its faculty and staff,” he said. Morgan said he is pleased with the law graduates success in passing the bar and placing in good law-related jobs, but he points out that the goal of the college is different. “Our purpose is not to prepare student to pass the bar exam, but to enhance the student’s skills in analytical reasoning, communication and problem solving,” he said, adding that he hopes students will be prepared. Morgan said after strengthening existing programs, he intends to initiate some new ones. “We want to recruit nationally reputed figures for the faculty,” he said. Morgan also plans to initiate lectureships to support faculty salaries. “Faculty salaries are not very good,” he said. ASU’s College of Law, established in 1964, is accredited by the American Bar Association and the Association of American Law Schools. S ilen ce------ ----Continued tram page 1. because of your drinking.” Also, choose your words carefully so as to not put blame on a person, and speak to them when they are not affected by the substances they are abusing. Don’t expect a friend to welcome your concern, Hogg and Fortunado agreed. “The person, if they really have a problem, will be' very defensive about it,” Fortunado said. “That’s one of the biggest clues that they may have a problem. Substance abuse and addiction is what thay call the disease of denial.” Hogg added that this is to be expected, and common reactions will include attempts by the abuser to rationalize his behavior, downplay his actions or become extremely angry at the person who confronted them. “I know it’s a risk, but it is a risk of caring,” Hogg said. “And for most cases the people are deeply grateful (after recovery).” A common response from people witnessing someone with a substance abuse problem is, “It is not my place to get { involved,” Hogg said, “All I can say, is that if you really care about that person you’ll make it your place,” he said. 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University D e liv e r y A r e a " Expires 2-6*90 A H 4 2 a: St"VS Broadway :| H ours: 11 a.m .-1 a.m .S u n -T h u rs 11 a.m .-2 a.m . Fri-Sat $ 2 4 9 i;rMoiteiCotJi V_ 3 3 < 1301 E. University McKellips i HOURS: M0N-THURS 9-9 FR! 9 AM-11 PM. SAT 9 AM-11 PM SUN 10 AM-7 PM . I 4 F R E E ’D R I N K S w /any 16” Pizza ! ,. f■ j *>* ' | i I 'i- *" ' i >f % ‘ -, \ 'h h ' 4' ¿ f Tens of thousands protest Sunday outside the headquarters of the National Salvation front, which runs the Romanian government, to demand the ouater ol the provisional government access to the media to call for the resignation of the provisional government. A 10-minute segment of that protest was telecast later. About 2,000 of the National Salvation Front’s backers held another rally earlier at a nearby district government building, chanting “The front is us and we are the people.” Mihai Nitescu, a 70-year-old retired factory worker, told reporters the front should be rewarded for helping otherthrow Ceausescu’s regime. “I am with the front because the front supports the workers and the peasants,” he said. Prior to announcing the agreement for talks between the Salvation Front and the opposition, Diescu criticized the anti­ government demonstrators in a television speech, saying they were trying to provoke political battles. “To destabilize the National Salvation Front right now means destabilizing the country,” he said. Hie anti-government protest was sponsored by the largest opposition group, the National Peasants Party, along with the National liberal Party and the Social Democratic Party that joined the Peasants last week in demanding the front resign. Panamanians welcome Quayle, U.S. forces News Briefs PANAMA CITY, Panama (AP) — Vice President Dan Quayle was cheered by church goers whose priest welcomed the U. S. military invasion, and the new government’s leaders said American troops still are needed to help stabilize the country. While the continued presence of the U. S. troops has rankled other Latin nations, P an am a’s new president, Guillermo Endara, said the occupying troops are needed until Panama can get its police force operational. Peruvian President Alan Garcia has refused to attend the Feb. 15 drug summit in Colombia with President Bush unless the U. S. invasion forces are out of Panama. But Endara said Sunday that other Latin leaders should “think of the Panamanian people and what they want.” • Quayle met with leaders of Panama’s new government to discuss Bush’s $1 billion economic recovery package and the withdrawal of occupying troops in what he said would be a matter of weeks. Endara had sought $2 billion in U. S. assistance. In a television interview, Quayle said the issue of the U. S. military invasion of Panama “is behind us” and that it is time to focus on the future of Panama. The Bush economic recovery package includes loan guarantees through the Export-Import Bank and a variety of U. S. A««oel«H d Pk m photo Vice President Dan Quayle returns an unidentified child to his father after posing for a photographer Sunday morning. The vice president is on a three-nation tour of Central America. emergency relief assistance to help Panama pay its foreign debt, recover its economy and help businesses and other victims recover from the U. S. invasion and subsequent fighting. The focus of discussion shifted somewhat, however, as Endara said his country needs some U. S. troops to remain until the new national police force is operational. “At this moment, we have not the police. Our forces are not quite capable of protecting the life, property and public order as the Panamanian people want,” Endara told reporters outside meaning church services. “But we hope that in a very short time this will not be necessary.” Endara said his government does not want to plan to build a new army, but will keep only a police force. Quayle repeated that he sees the withdrawal of invasion troops within “weeks rather than months.” A senior official traveling with Quayle said it would likely be within two weeks that the current 17,000 member force is reduced to the 13,000 pre-invasion level. U. S. officials have said they have no plans to cut back below the 13,000 troop level. At the packed Cristo Rey Church, the proAmerican congregation cheered Quayle. One person held a sign reading, “Gringos don’t go home.” Everywhere the vice president traveled in the Panamanian capital he was guarded by U. S. soldiers in battle fatigues as well as the normal secret service detail. His limousine had to negotiate barbed wire blockades en route from the airport. The vice president on Sunday drove past boarded up stores and shops that had been looted during the invasion. Onlookers watched silently as his limousine passed, but when the entourage stopped briefly at an outdoor market, a few hundred bystanders greeted him with friendly applause. S o v ie ts disappoin ted MOSCOW (AP> — Foreign Minister Eduard A. Shevardnadze said there is no danger of Mikhail Gorbachev being toppled from power but that Western nations worry about it because they want his reforms to succeed. “ I believe that this particular preoccupation stems from sincere feelings, from sincere support for the process of perestroika that is under w a y in t h e S o v i e t U n i o n , ’ ’ Shevardnadze told The Associated Press in a rare one-on-ohe interview. “He was the one who spearheaded this arduous but holy struggle.” The soft-spoken, white-haired official from Soviet Georgia acknowledged “ there is some segm ent of the p o p u l a t i o n t h a t is d e f i n i t e l y d i s a p p o i n t e d ” by P r e s i d e n t Gorbachev’s efforts at reform. W arnings challen g ed WASHINGTON (AP) - Some drug experts are challenging the wisdom of dire public warnings that a few hits on a c r a c k c o c a in e p ip e w ill le a d immediately to addiction and ruin. Attention was focused on the issue when Mayor Marion B arry was arrested Jan. 18 on a charge of cocaine possession. Barry has been mayor of Washington for a decade and was expected to announce for a fourth term this month. “It will raise questions in people’s minds,” said Kevin Zeese of the Drug Policy Foundation, which favors treating drug abuse as a health problem, not as a criminal problem. “He was mayor and he was successful at it.” Opinion State Pré» Monday, January 89,1990 ■ Letters_________________ Axford’s group should look at China Long-time campus peace activist Roger Axford and some associates think they are advancing the cause of world peace and understanding by proposing to eliminate the University’s ROTC program. They couldn’t be more wrong. Axford, an education professor, and his naive —albeit well-intentioned —crew have charged, in a motion Currently before the Faculty Senate, that the local ROTC program basically equips students for careers as trained killers. And there’s no place for this among the more enlightened pursuits that a university should embody. We should be discussing peace here, they maintain. But, instead of helping to achieve this worthy ultimate goal, they are, in fact, contributing to the polarization of the campus community, while demonstrating a boggling lack of comprehension of the world at large. To say nothing of making themselves look self-righteous and foolish in the process. Point One: While we all fervently desire a world where wars and armed forces are no more, we have to acknowledge reality — that, at least for the time being, this nation needs an army and an educated officer corps to lead it. It is in the nation’s interest to provide its military with well-rounded officers — schooled at universities like ASU —who are in touch with the concerns of the civilian population around them. Officers educated at military academies lack the moderating liberal-arts influence present at civilian institutions, ami it is the lack of such moderating forces that occasionally produces the kind , of war­ mongering, m iliteristic attitudes that Axford fears. Point Two: ROTC is not Death and Destruction 101. Killing is not listed on the syllabus. The program provides an opportunity for students attending the University to learn valuable technical and leadership skills, which can be utilized in many areas of life, Yes, in the unfortunate event of war or national crisis, these students — who often repay their educational debts by serving as officers in the military — would be called upon to act as combat soldiers. But to deride the ROTC students — most of whom will never fire a shot in anger — as killers, is to do them an insulting disservice. ‘Axford and company fail to grasp the vital fact that those who wish to avoid war the most are those who would be called upon to fight one.’ Point Three: Many of these students care passionately about their country and about its peace and safety. As intelligent officers, they don’t thirst for combat. Axford and company fail to grasp the vital fact that those who wish to avoid war the most are those who would be called upon to fight one. Indeed, the opportunity exists at the University, a refuge of reasoned discussion and civilized disagreement, for members of both ROTC and campus world peace organizations to talk about ways we can avoid world conflict — something we all have a vested interest in. But by ignorantly attacking ROTC students as brutish, salivating baby killers hell-bent on world destruction, Axford has driven a wedge between the ROTC and cam pus peace activists. Instead of furthering communication and discussion on the matter, Axford has stifled talk and fostered resentment. Which is an odd stance to take in the name of peace. Editor: Professor Axford’s opposition to the presence of the ROTC on the ASU campus is reminiscent of the rhetoric employed by the ‘‘effete, Eastern liberal establishment intellectuals” of the late ’60s and early ’70s. If professor Axford is so opposed to the presence of the military in the “educational domain” I would suggest he take a quick trip over to the lobby of the ASU library and review the China Democracy Movement display. Would the Chinese people have had their military leaders educated in the liberal environment of a university setting r a t h e r th a n in th e is o la tio n and dehumanizing arena of the military training centers. In spite of the protestations by some ROTC members concerning their function as military personnel, the entire purpose of a soldier is to “seek out, close with and destroy the enemy.” However, what Mr. Axford e ta l seem to ignore is the principle of the moral imperative for the use of force. As intellectuals, our presence on this campus and our freedom to express dissenting views has been guaranteed by the m illio n s of men and women who have honorably served this nation and the democratic principles for which it stands. Professor Axford’s fantasies notwith­ standing, the potential for war and conflict shall remains so long as mankind exists. Therefore, any nation wishing to ensure its sovereignty must maintain a standing military. To insure the moral health of that armed body, it is appropriate that our future military leaders be educated alongside the people they will one day serve. James R. Jarrett Graduate, Justice Studies Israel will soon fall Editor: Regarding the article on Israel written by Mr. Sobran on Tuesday Jan. 23, his views a re supported by many Arab and Palestinian students. For many years Israel has been using U. S. financial assistance to build its military might, to expand its so called territory from the Nile to the Euphrates, to suppress and commit crimes against innocent people. This money could be used instead, to bring happiness and prosperity to many people in this world. As we have witnessed the fall of communism in Eastern Europe and the demise of its Stalinist dictatorship in the past few months, soon we will witness the failure of another racist system which is called “Zionism.” Emad Shurrab Senior, Political Science ROTC promotes a strong, educated defense Editor: I was appalled when I read the article about the proposed ban of the ROTC program on campus. Interestingly enough, this proposed elimination of the ROTC program is coming from someone ASU hired as a professor! What kind of misguided sold would think that these intelligent and dedicated young men and women are only in the business of killing? I believe this Professor Axford has a definite problem. These men and women that are special enough to enter into the service of our country should be praised, not persecuted. The ROTC has every right to be on campus. These students have a right to an education and whichever career they set their sights oh is their business. I believe these so called “freedom loving” individuals should wake up and come to the reality that there is no freedom without strength and this is realized through a strong defense; an educated defense. Kris Anderson Senior, Broadcasting Don’t raise tuition Editor: I am an ASU parent who was here visiting my daughter during January. I have been reading your daily articles concerning the proposed tuition increase and I must say that I am not only saddened by this proposal but enraged at the prospect that my daughter may not be able to continue her education should this increase be approved. My daughter chose ASU for Several reasons: •High academic rating •Affordable tuition •Excellent reports from former ASU students from our home state of Minnesota •Warm climate ' »STARS organization on campus I recently lost my job as a research microbiologist (24 years) due to a leverage buy-out. We are now a one-income family instead of a two-income family. We were also a family caught in the middle: meaning that we never qualified for loans, grants or other financial aid because of income. We were not wealthy parents — just hard-working parents. ' i often wonder if the extreme costs of a college education are designed to keep minorities in a limited environment. You will lose not only non-resident minority students but also non-resident majority students if this proposal is accepted. Please don’t take the quality but of an ASU education by making this education an unreachable star for non-resident students. Alma Curry Minneapolis, Minnesota EDITORIAL BOARD Unsigned editorials reflect the view s of the editorial board. Individual m em bers of the editorial board write e ditorials and the board decides on their merit. The editorials do not reflect the opinion of the State Press staff as a whole. Board m em bers include: Darrin Hostetler EDITOR Suzanne R oss A SST . M AN AG IN G EDITOR Carolyn HiSfig M ANAGING EDITOR Brian Tassinari OPINION EDITOR Quotable “ Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the im ­ possible; reason distinguishes between the sensible and the senseless. Even the possible can be senseless. ” — M ax B om Opinion S t it t f i — « Monday, January 29,1990 Page 5 Scandal Fall of Barry b e g in s unraveling in W ash in g to n Joseph Sobran Universal Press Syndicate WASHINGTON — Our nation’s capital is enjoying a warm winter, but the mayor is up to his neck in snow. Marion Barry’s arrest for drug use during a hotel room; tryst with two women has shocked the city and titilated the suburbs. Oh, how Washington loves scandal! The delicious little shiver as you see the other fellow get caught! There but for The Washington Post go I! The Post was the big winner in this affair, which provided it with a marvelous copy. Though Barry is as Surely a scoundrel as Rin Tin Tin was a German shepherd, the paper tried to strike a note of respectful sympathy Its Style section featured an eloquent picture of Marion and Effi Barry at his post-arrest press conference. In the photo Barry was draping an arm around her shoulders, .with a sheepish look on his face. Mrs. Barry stood stiffly, as far from him as the length of his arm would permit, glaring straight ahead through her dark glasses. The Post headline murmured something about “Effi Barry, at Her Husband’s Side and Drawing on Her Core of Strength.” To me she looked like a woman trying very hard to send a telepathic message to her lawyer. Even before this bonanza, Barry was providing the papers with great copy. Two weeks earlier the Las Angeles Times had run a long profile of him, in which he’d unguardedly bragged that he was “invincible,’’ speculated archly on the cash value of his urine specimen, insulted Jesse Jackson, and explained how he kept his wife, er, satisfied. In response, he’d written a long letter to the paper accusing the reporter of the usual things he accuses people of when they describe him candidly, lies and racism. The man is a regular genius at sounding victimized. Far from being a victim of racism, Barry has been a beneficiary of the white fear of being accused of prejudice, which he has exploited like the first-class jive artist he is. That’s how he managed to get away with, say, a thousand times as much mischief as a white guy like Gary Hart. The local commentators are speaking in tones of alarm, asking the worried question how the city will function without Barry. As my pal Phil Nicolaides put it, “You’d think the city were a fine Swiss watch, from which the mainspring had just been removed.” The real question is how the city ever managed to function with him, and the answer is: just barely. Because Barry is, as he often points out, black, his longoverdue fall is being played as a tragedy for black people. If it is, that’s his doing too. Though nominally mayor of all the people, he hogged the role of black leader and exploited blacks’ sensitivities in charging his critics with bigotry. His fate, he incessantly told them, was theirs. Whites were conspiring to get him. Allegations against him were “McCarthyism.” But the real story is just beginning. Drugs and dames will prove to Barry what thé Watergate break-in was to Richard Nixon: the relatively minor affair that begins an uncontrollable avalanche of revelations. Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin a long, long civics lesson. We are about to learn how the city of Washington has been secretly governed all these years. Once the “third-rate burglary” at the Watergate Hotel had given the prosecutors a foot in the door, Richard Nixon lost control over access to information about his entire administration. This would be*damaging to any president, as Nixon insisted (with his predecessors Kennedy and Johnson in mind), and he had a point. How good or bad Nixon was in relative terms can be debated; but he turned out to be fatally vulnerable. Barry has now lost command of his administration’s data. It’s all going to come out in the wash now, as the prosecutors and the press rifle the city’s drawers. Barry's personal vices will soon be the least of it, as other officials, liable to prosecution, turn state’s evidence with tales of bribes, deals, extortion, embezzlement and general neglect. So far we have seen the comeuppance of one remarkably reckless, irresponsible,.self-centered man. Soon we’ll be seeing the inner workings of the system that sustained him. M illion s of Royko look-alikes to be disappointed M ik e R o yko Tribune Medja Services A salesm an named George, from downstate Illinois has sent me a photograph of his face with a request that I study it closely. I’ve done as he asked. The picture shows a man who appears to be in his 50s. He is balding, wears glasses, and has a prominent nose and a few wrinkles. A note accompanies the picture, It said: “People tell me we lode alike, and it must be true because a man came up to me in a bar once and asked if I was you. And when I was in Chicago on business, the same thing happened to me in a cab. I thought you’d be interested in knowing you have a lookalike.” Yes, I know I have a look-alike. I have countless look-alikes. In fact, you are only about the 1,000th person in recent years to send me their photo, or those of their dad, uncles or neighbors, expressing amazement at how much they resemble me, or I resemble them, or we resemble each other. But there is nothing amazing about this, and I’ll explain why. There are about 240 million people in this country, maybe more. A little less than half — let’s say 115 million — are males. About 20 percent of these are white males between the ages of 45 and 62. That’s about 23 million: From here on, I don’t have any census figures, but we can make educated guesses. One guess would be that at least half of these 23 million males between 45 and 62 years of age are bald or balding. So, the scarcity of hair is one thing that you, George and I have in common with at least 11 or 12 million other males in our age bracket. And I would guess that about 60 or 70 percent of them wear glasses some or all the time. That is something else that George and I have in common with about 14 million of these males. Now, let us consider noses. Basically, there are three kinds of noses: Small, medium and large. In some countries, where most of the population can trace its ancestry back to one ancient tribe, the majority of the noses might be small. In others, it might be medium. And there are some noble countries where la rg e m ale noses predominate. But Americans came from all over the globe, giving us the greatest variety of noses of any nation on earth. And since men are less vain then women, the nose you see on a man is likely to be the honest product of his parent’s genes than of cosmetic surgery. So, for the sake of argument, let us say that one third of all male noses are small, one third are medium and one third are large. If so, one third of the 23 million males between the ages of 45 and 62 have prominent honkers. Which means, George, that you and I have that in common with about 8 million other men in our age bracket. So I would make a conservative guess that there are at least 8 million men in this c o u n try who s h a r e th e following characteristics: They are aging, bald or balding, wear glasses, and have a big beak. Eight million and maybe more. That’s about the size of the entire New York or Los Angeles metropolitan area. Many nations have smaller populations. So that’s not exactly a unique or exclusive club. Why, if you lopped off our noses and laid them end to end, they would stretch from Chicago to St. Louis. Considering these figures, I ask your tolerance in allowing me to be blunt for a few paragraphs. Look, George, and the rest of you, I am fed up with looking at unsolicited pictures of aging, myopic, big-schnozzed skinheads. I’m even more fed up being reminded that I look like you, or you look like me. There are millions of us. And if you include the entire world population, maybe hundreds of millions. I see them all the time. But I don’t call out: “Say, there, I notice that you are bald, weak-eyed and have a nose of considerable length. So do I. Isn’t that amazing? By golly, it’s a small world. After a while it gets depressing, being told by one geeky-looking guy after another that I, too, am a geeky-looking guy. Keep your geekiness to yourselves, you geeks. That’s why I made a major decision in my life. I’m going to be taking some time off soon and will go to a special hospital spa. There, surgeons will reduce the size of my nose and give it a perfect shape, remove all wrinkles and crow’s feet, cap my teeth, use liposuction and exercise to streamline my body, and implant a full mane of blond hair on my head. Finally, they will fit me with tinted contact lenses that will change the color of my eyes to blue. When this major rebuilding process is complete, and my new picture appears, the only look-alike letter I receive should come from Robert Redford. On the other hand, what if I hear from Dan Quayle? Oh, to hell with it. I’ll go fishing instead. several of these (when I showed up at all) and gotten A’s without studying. You don’t know the meaning of hell until you’ve had to take a physics test right after an organic chemistry test, or written six papers in one week (during finals! ).Not only is there more to memorize in oui classes; we actually have to think and understand (you leisure studies majors can look these words up in a dictionary). But,of course, there are rewards, we can actually do something with our degrees! Jeff Wade Senior, Microbiology More Letters_______ Chemistry, physics are real classes Editor: In response to all of the Leisure Studies majors (not to mention Travel/Tourism or Home Ec. majors) who are whining about how hard their classes are, let’s see how they do in real classes: like organic chemistry, physics, calculus or virology. These aren’t even easy ‘D’ classes, much less easy ‘A’ classes. And then there are the labs, where we spend 4+5 hours a week in class, plus another 10 or so hours per week studying and writing reports, all for one credit hour (such a deaD.As for those eight business classes, I have slept through Monday, January 29,1990 Page 6 Evaluations- ■ • t* # Catch the action... Continued from peg* 1. “They get very quick feedback of the services given to the public,” he said. Bess said he developed the evaluation idea in 1975 while working as a law enforcement consultant. 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A later statement from the publisher said, “No firm (publication) date has been established but even if it had, it would not be the company’s policy to reveal such in­ formation for obvious security reasons.” The Observer, quoting an unidentified company source, said the publishers will not produce the paperback as long as there is any risk to its staff, bookshops or die public. Rushdie has been in hiding under police guard since Feb. 14 of last year when the late Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini of Iran urged Moslems to seek out and kill the author and others involved in the publica­ tion of “The Satanic Verses,” V.V T ape State Piata photo » . ASU’s Fine Arte Center: thumbs up from • *,|V The New York Time». N.Y. ‘Times* raves about Fine Arts Center - * • -V ASU’s Fine Arts Center is getting rave reviews, this time from the New York Times. Noted architecture writer Paul Goldberger reviewed the FAC in Sunday’s edition of the Times. Goldberger praised FAC architect An­ toine Predock, Calling it Predock’s “most ambitious and mature building yet.” “It tells us . . . how it is possible for a piece of architecture to be deeply ingrain­ ed in the architectural traditions of a place, yet unlike anything we have seen before.” But Goldberger said the building is not without its faults. He said walking down die stairs to die FAC’s museum is “too much like going into the subway.” Also singled out for criticism by Goldberger: the Frank Lloyd Wrightdesigned Gammage Auditorium and Wright’s Taliesin Architects-designed Music Building. He said they’re like UFO’s. Write about your ‘date from hell’ Had a date from hell lately? We want to know. Write about your most embarrassing, or most disastrous, or most unappealing date (or dates, if you’ve been terribly unlucky) and we’ll include your account in our Feb. 14 edition . . . yep, Valentine’s Day. You don’t have to identify your date from hell, but we do want to know your name and major, preferably. Keep your typed missive relatively short (tears tend to smear handwriting on stationary) and send them to: College Culture Editor State Press 15 Matthews Center ASU - V . Tempe, AZ 85287-1502 Or drop off your account of a]ove disconnection at the State Press offices. We’re located in the basement of Matthews Center. We’ll print the best (or worst) of the lot. . ; *. • QrwilP.'S* ;• - • * *. V • • • ' *■ V- • Illustration by Christophsr Horak/State Prass How to: graduate from ASU, bureaucracy Editor’s note: This story is part o f the State Press’ continuing series o f “How to . , Today, State Press Managing Editor Carolyn Hofig, who in the past has documented the rigamarole o f the ASU bureaucracy, takes a first-person look at how to graduate. By CAROLYN HOFIG State Press never thought it would happen to me. I mean, I’ve attended ASU for, weli, a long time. I’ve gone to my classes with some regularity; I’ve dutifully ac­ cumulated credit hours and grade points. Everything was going along fine. Then it happened. I reached my final semester. I’m faced with graduation. It could happen to you, too. And when it does, you’ll want to be ready. There’s a little more to it than don­ ning a funny hat and walking in step to “Pomp and Circumstance.” But anyone who has.successfully navigated through die requirements for a degree at ASU will dance through the graduation procédure. The only prerequisite aside from the necessary hours — is some pre­ emptive planning and a dip into bureaucracy. No problem. Besides, graduation is one thing you won’t want to make up in the summer. Here, then, are the basic steps to the graduation shuffle: ► PROGRAM OF STUDY. You filled out the original form when you were ap­ proaching thé 87-completed-hpursmark, outlining your final semesters at ASU. Now is the time to make sure it is up to date. It’s best to get your academic adviser in on this project. Compare your program of study to I 1 9 9 0 C o ll e o e N otebook your transcript; if you have taken any courses that aren’t listed on your pro­ gram or if you won’t be taking any that are listed, you’ll have to petition to change your program of study. Advisers have those forms — but if it’s any consolation, the petitions to change require fewer signatures than the program did. Changes m ust be submitted to your college, which forwards a copy to the graduation office. This takes time, too, so don’t wait until the last moment. After all, the fun is just beginning. ► GRADUATION FEE. Yes, there’s a fee involved, but then, some of us knew that money would have to change hands before we’d graduate. In this case, you need simply present yourself and your student ID to Cashier­ ing Services, in Room B224 in the Stu­ dent Services Building. Pay $10 for each undergraduate degree you will receive — $15 for graduate students — and keep your receipt. It’s the lead-in to the next phase . . . . ► FILING FOR GRADUATION. You’re getting close to the end once you’ve reached the Graduation Office, in the Student Services Building, Room B113. Here, the final paperwork is processed and the last checks are made. If you (dan to graduate in May, you must tile by March 16. An adviser in graduation will review your file, which includes your program of study, any petitions to change it, transfer transcripts and any other documents that pertain somehow to graduation. The graduation adviser makes sure you will have fulfilled the University’s graduation criteria —• if your college has approved your program of study, then it has checked that you will meet specific degree requirements — and will complete a graduation form for you. The whole process generally takes about 10 to 15 minutes. You will be asked to provide an ad­ dress where you can be reached 12 to 14 weeks after the commencement ceremony; you don’t actually get your diploma during the big ceremony. You get it in the mail. Pomp and circumstance, indeed. If you’re like me, you haven’t the slightest idea where you’ll be three months after graduation, so decide on a “permanent” address beforehand. But you will be given a diploma cover at the graduation office, a lovely em­ bossed number in real simulation animal hide. It seems like an overly optimistic gesture on the part of the Graduation Office —? after all, the advisers there can see what your course load looks like this sememster. At least you don’t leave empty-handed. ► COMMENCEMENT. Hie big day this semester is Friday, May 11. About 10 days before that, future alumni can pick up their caps and gowns at the bookstore. In the meantime, there’s always class to concentrate on —*and finals to fret over. But if you need inspiration as you sweat "through midterms for the very last time, whip out that spiffy diploma cover. Try to remember what it’s all about. Comics State Pics* Monday, January 29,1990 Page 10 Calvin and iio b b e s by Bill Watterson The Tar Side Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau by Gary Larson OKAY, NOW, I'V E BEEN ON 7HO STREETS NOW, WHAT, EIGHT YEARS? TWO YEARS? FOURTEEN YEARS? TW E li/E ? SOMETHING LIKE THAT... “I’m going off half-cocked? I’m going off h alf-cocked?. . . Well, Mother w as right — you ca n ’t argue with a shotgun.” DAYTON, Ohio (AP) —Two ¿iris named Sandra Lee Ferguson were born May 3,1959. They don’t know each other, but the government has considered them one and the same. Sandra Lee Ferguson Boies and Sandra Lee Ferguson Johnson share the same Social Security number. For three years, Mrs. Boles, an employee of Wright State University, has tried to convince the Social Security Administration that she isn’t Mrs. Johnson, who was last known to live in Sunset, Utah. Mrs. Boles said she became aware in 1987 that her namesake shared her Social Security number when the IRS claimed there was a discrepancy in her reported income. Last month, the Social Security Administration notified Mrs. Boles that her number was given to her in error and that she must prove her age, identity and citizenship to get a new number. Even if Mrs. Boles gets a new number, she might have to get a new driver’s license and establish a new credit history. She wonders if it might be easier just to trade places with Mrs. Johnson. “I’d like to see if she has a rich and good-looking husband,” Mrs. Boles said. ^Tm m œ N SU EG aSAÇ Â^Ï MR. PUKE ? THIS WELL.HË5 IS THE PRESIDENT! M AKIN 'A HOWS DANNY HELLUVA MARINÒ OUT?^IM PRESSION, X . 0 S / SR!— Tired of the hike? Buy a bike! 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For only the second time this season the Sun Devils failed to score in the first inning and found themselves trailing Long Beach State. That didn’t last long, though. ASU (5-0) scored twice in its half of the second inning and didn’t look back again as it completed a three-game sweep of the 49ers (0-3) with a 5-3 victory in front of 1,016 fans at Packard Stadium. Sun Devil Head Coach Jim Brock said the sweep was a “real plus” coming against a team like Long Beach. “If they happen to get you on the run they can beat you all three,” Brock said. As with the Grand Canyon series, the Sun Devils’ pitching staff was as solid as the offense was explosive. Junior transfer Wayne Ball got the start and pitched a controlled five innings. Even though Ball (1-0) scattered seven hits and gave up three earned runs, his control was demonstrated by the fact that he did not walk or hit a batter. Although not hitting a batter might not sound like a big accomplishment, it is against the 49ers. Long Beach makes it a part of its game to lunge into pitches (six hit batsmen in its first two games). . Brock, who was undecided about Sunday’s starter on Saturday, had good reason for giving the job to Ball. “Ball was the perfect guy for this situation because he throws a lot of strikes,” Brock said. “He doesn’t have great stuff, hut he gets his curve ball over. He also fields his position very well and holds runners very well.” Brock added that those are the kinds of things that are important to do against Long Beach. “If you keep people off the base then they’re a very average hitting ball club,” Brock said. “But as soon as they get people on base they go into their motion offense and that’s when they can hurt you. “They will get beat when they don’t have a hit by pitch and a base on balls.” Though the 49ers didn’t have much of a chance to use their “motion offense,” ASU did quite a bit of running. The Sun Devils stole six bases led by center fielder Mike Kelly’s three. Shortstop Anthony Manahan added two while catcher Eric Helfand had one. Helfand also added three hits, including a doublé and his second home run of the season. Helfand said that he felt pretty confident at the plate against junior Jimmy Griego after facing 6-foot-6 starter Dennis Gray. “After you have a big left hander in there who’s throwing hard,” Helfand said, “and then you have a small right hander come in there who’s throwing a lot of change ups and curve balls, it’s a lot easier to hit fhat then someone throwing dose to 90. ” As well as the starting pitchers pitched and the big sluggers slugged this weekend, Brock said that it was sophomore pitcher ASU second baseman Fernando Vina steals third against Qal-State Long Beach this weekend. Kip Yaughn that came out shining like a star. “If we look at the weekend and look at the absolute brightest projection into the future it would have to be Kip,’’ Brock said. “He certainly had a giant effect on the outcome of two of the three ball games. “I couldn’t be more pleased — it’s kind of like how we dreamed he could pitch,” Brock has good reason to be pleased. Yaughn gave up no runs and only two hits in seven innings of relief this weekend. Yaughn, who was a probable starting pitcher before the season started, doesn’t mind his role of reliever. “Basically, whatever helps the team most — if they need a good start I’ll give it to them and if they need iné out of the pen, then that’s fíne with me,” Yaughn said. The Sun Devils will have to continue their aggressive style of play on Monday and Tuesday as they host UC-Riverside. Riverside is coming off a series sweep of Grand Canyon. ASU men dominate in Mazer Cup By VICKI CULVER State Press Sun Devil players and ASU fans alike sat quietly in the bleachers of Whiteman Tennis Center Sunday, watching the match They could neither yea nor boo, because both players on the court of the final rounc of the Mazer Cup tournament were from ASU’s mens team. The 16-player tournament originally consisted of eight players from ASU and eight from UofA. After weeding out 14, only Sun Devils No. 1 player Brian Gyetko and No. 4 Joel Finnigan were remaining, “You still have to go out there and treat it like a job,” Gyetko said. “But there is more at stake — you try to be as fair as you can because you don’t want any hassles that may cause hard feelings.” Gyetko defeated Finnigan 6-3, 6-4. However, he felt Finnigan played an extremely competitive match. Finnigan’s battle did indeed last to the end. He boisterously reprimanded himself, hit his racquet to the concrete court and dove for balls that other players would anticipate as out. His John McEnroe-styled court attitude left match spectators gawking. Despite the negative response that Finnigan aroused in the crowd, ASU Head Coach Lou Belken said attitude is one of Finnigan’s best assets, “You have to have respect for someone with that much desire to succeed,” Belken said. “There is nothing wrong with trying too hard— if Joel makes mistakes, that’s what it is.” In the first bracket of the semis, Gyetko and Greg Prudhomme competed, and Gyetko won, 6-1, 6-2. Dave Lomicky and Joel Finnigan competed in the other bracket, in which Finnigan won, 6-1, 6-4. Belken said he was happy that his team took advantage of the Top-20 ranked Wildcats. “Overall during, the weekend, we dominated them,” he said. “I was proud of the team and the intensity out there.” “UofA had a tennis match out of town on Sunday, and Gyetko said this may have hindered their performance, as they had no intention of competing on the tournament’s second day. But Belken said the Wildcats were merely trying to make excuses for their poor team performance. “When you have a poor performance, its really easy to rationalize,” he said. “I think (UofA) had some people who would rather make excuses than compete.” StofH Wright/Stat* Press Sun Devil tennis player hoists his Mazur Cup trophy Sunday. Camper picks up offense against Cardinal By PAUL CORO State Press S eott TroyaooB/Stal* Press ASU guard Ron Waller looks to dish off in Saturday’s 64-53 wm over Stanford. ASU’s 64-53 win over Stanford Saturday night at the University Activity Center was a contrast in star players and supporting casts. On one side was the Cardinal’s Adam Keefe, the Pac-lO’s second-leading scorer and top rebounder. The Sun Devil defense took Keefe out of the game by swarming and denying him to 10 points on just seven field goal attempts. Meanwhile, ASU’s Alex Austin, still struggling with his perim eter shot, managed to knock in a game-high 20 points despite making only one field goal outside the paint. But this team does not go as Alex Austin goes anymore. Since Matt Anderson’s injury, the Sun Devils (10-8 overall, 3-6 Pac-10) have improved as a team. “I told the team that with Matt’s injury, the rest of the team will have an opportunity to get better and better,” ASU Head Coach Bill Frieder said. M o re s p e c i f i c a l l y , A n d e r s o n ’s replacement Brian Camper. While no one stepped forward offensively for the Cardinal (12-5, 4-4) in the absence of its leader, Camper took his game to another offensive notch. Camper erased his two-day old career high (12 vs. California) by contributing 15 points (11 in the second half) on seven of 11 shooting. “At first, I wasn’t even scoring — I was just playing defense,” Camper said. “Now I’m adding some scoring and that’s going to help us when Matt gets back.” Although the offense has become more widespread, it has been the Sun Devils’ defense that has controlled the game’s pace and opponents’ top scorers. “We have done a good job on key people,” Frieder said. “That’s just execution of what you want to do defensively.” I Outside shutting down Keefe Saturday, ASU has limited Georgia’s Alex Kessler, Cal’s Keith Smith and Washington’s E l d r i d g e R e c a s n e r to m e d i o c r e performances as well. “It’s the philosophy we’re going to take away their best thing and if they’re second best thing can beat us, they deserve to win,” Mike Redhair said. Part of the Sun Devils’ defensive success came from their trap, which opened up Saturday’s game and contributed to SU's 15 turnovers. Upon falling behind 38-33 with 10:17 left in the game, ASU employed a trapping defense that aided a 15-3 run. The explosion was triggered when Camper connected on a 19-footer and Alex Austin followed with a steal off the trap and an easy lay-in. Austin completed the rally with his only perimeter deuce on one of Redhair’s gamehigh eight assists to make the seme 48-41 with 3:43 left. The Cardinal never came within five points for the rosy of the game as ASU hit nine of its last 10 free throw attempts and broke a four-game conference losing streak. Page 12 Monçta£january2^J990 State Pi»»« 49ers repeat as Super cham ps By T h t Associated Press NEW ORLEANS — Joe Montana and the San Francisco 49ers proved Sunday that they have just one competitor — history. And history may have to rally to catch them. In the most one-sided Super Bowl ever, the 49ers routed the Denver Broncos 55-10 to become the first repeat NFL champions in a decade and tie the Pittsburgh Steelers as the epitome of Super Bowl perfection with four wins in four tries. “We need to do something no team has ever done and that’s to Threepeat,’’ said offensive tackle Bubba Paris, singing “Rere-re-pa-pe-repeat.” “If they want to go for another one, that’s fine with me,” said George Seifert, the rookie coach, after his team raced into the locker room yelling “Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.” “Certainly, this is one of the finest teams ever to play.” ‘‘F la w le s s ,” is the way Denver quarterback John Elway ’described San Francisco after being held to just 108 yards, throwing two interceptions and fumbling once. ; Montana, 22 of 29 for 297 yards, had five touchdown passes, three to Jerry Rice, breaking a Super Bowl record for TD passes. He also set a record with 13 straight completions and sent Denver to its third Super Bowl loss in four years and fourth overall, tying Minnesota for futility. He also set five Super Bowl career records, including his third MVP award, and San Francisco’s point total and victory margin were the most ever. Of 14 Super Bowl passing records, Montana now holds eight. “Joe’s the best,” said Rice, who had seven catches for 148 yards. It’s perhaps the understatement of the year, “He’s perhaps the greatest quarterback who’s ever played the game,” Seifert said. Montana, typically, praised the offensive line that didn’t allow a sack in three playoff games and a defense that picked off two passes, forced two fumbles and held Elway to one completion in his first 10 attempts, a shovel pass to Bobby Humphrey. Denver gained just 167 yards in the game. “At this rate, heck, I can play until I’m 40,” said the 33-yeâr-old Montana, who has a completion rate of 78 percent in three postseason wins by a total of 126-26. At that rate, he will own thé NFL record book just as the 49ers owned Sunday’s game from the opening gun. And gave the NFC its sixth straight Super Bowl victory. By halftime it was 27-3 with San Francisco playing against file record book rather than the Broncos, who have now been outscored 136-40 in their four Super Bowls. Montana W restlers w in four on road d esp ite injured Ortiz B y DAN ZEIG ER State Press consecutive matches by pinning WVU’s Dean Morrison at 3:47, and Andy McNaughton (134 pounds), returning from an ankle injury, scored a 9-3 decision over the Mountaineers’ Doug Taylor. Ray Miller (158 pounds) also acquired a big pinfall victory over Dave Dourato at 2:47. “Mike came back and really saved the day for us,” Douglas said. Hie ASU wrestling team had a good weekend, even though Other double winners for ASU included Jones, LeShawn part of it was marred by bad news. Charles (126 pounds), Saunders and St. John. OnFriday, the team learned that it bad been dropped from With Ortiz’s injury, toe Sun Devils were forced to give six the No. 1 spot to No. 2 in the Amateur Wrestling News “Miller and St. John came up with big pins when we points to their opposition as a result of each forfeit,'which national rankings, replaced by Oklahoma State, the team placed ASU in come-from-behind situations. which knocked them off in the National Team Championship needed them,” Douglas said. “Without those falls I don’t “When you’re behind and wrestling for points like we had think we would have beaten West Virginia.” finals. to, you tend to press your opponent and make mistakes,” Zeke Jones (118 pounds), McNaughton, Townsend Douglas said. In a workout prior to the dual meet against Ohio State and Purdue on Friday, Thom Ortiz, a two-time All-American at Saunders (150 pounds), Miller and St. John were all double The severity of Ortiz’s sprain will not be determined until 142 pounds, sprained his ankle. He was forced to forfeit all winners for toe Sun Devils. X-rays are taken this week. four of his matches on the road trip. ASU defeated Purdue 24-15 before topping OSU 19-15 oix Douglas pointed out that ASU overcame complications due However, ASU (14-1-1) rebounded for a productive but Friday night in a dual meet in Columbus, Ohio. to Ortiz’s injury with determined efforts from toe team’s tiring road swing that ended with dual victories over Navy With ASU trailing toe Buckeyes 15-13, toe Sun Devils’ Rex veterans. 24-12 and West Virginia 25-17 Saturday night in Wheeling, “The performances of our veterans were well under Holman (190 pounds) won an 11-4 decision over Heath W.Va. difficult circumstances,” Douglas said. “I’m very happy Eddleblute to put ASU in front by a point. “This was one of the toughest road trips we’ve ever had,” with our team’s showing and I feel we wrestled like ASU Head Coach Bobby Douglas said. “It’s certainly toe Heavyweight Mike Anderson, in his second match since champions on this trip.” most tired I’ve ever felt after coming home.” returning from a knee injury, won a 2-1 decision over OSU’s , The Sun Devils return to action against Oklahoma on Dan St. John (167 pounds) ran his unbeaten string to 59 Eric Schultz to wrap up the victory for the Sun Devils. 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Not good with any other offer. Expires 2-15-90. 580 S. College Ave. E M -F SA T SU N 10-6 PM 10-5 PM 12-4 PM January 31, 1990 For more inform ation contact Salim a Keegan, 965-1243 State Press Monday, January 29,1990 Page 13 W om ens hoopsters fall to Cardinal; C o b b nets 17 By KRIS TIMMONS Stata Press Despite a 17-point effort from freshman guard Crystal Cobb, the Sun Devils were no match for No. 2 Stanford. ASU (9-8 overall, 1-6 Pac-10) was downed by the Cardinal (18-0,8-0), 90-63, in Stanford, Calif., Saturday night. Cobb was the only Sun Devil to score in double figures, bettering her scoring average by more than 12 points. Senior forward Fran Ciak, ASU’s leading scorer averaging 17.0 points per game, was held to only four points and five rebounds in 17 minuted of play. Sun Devil Head Coach Maura McHugh said the Cardinal’s double-teaming of Ciak was what stopped her offensively. Junior guard Karen O’Connor — who recorded personal bests in scoring, rebounding and assists last week in a victory over UofA — also registered only four points against Stanford. O’Connor and freshman center Monique Ambers were ASU’s top rebounders, pulling down seven boards each as the Sun Devils outrebounded the Cardinal, 37-32. Turnovers were a problem, McHugh said, as ASU committed 28 to Staiiford’s 15. “There was a point there where we either scored or turned it over,” McHugh said. Cobb added that although the Cardinal played aggressively, the Sun Devil turnovers were mostly unforced. McHugh said ASU didn’t get to the line as much as she would have liked. “They (SU) were as aggressive, if not more, than we were,” McHugh said. Cobb said that the Sun Devil offense, which shot 44 percent against SU, is struggling. “Some of our offense worked really well,” she said. “Others were shaky. We don’t always run all of our plays all the way through.” SU runs some of the same offensive plays as ASU, Cobb added, and the Cardinal knew what to expect. Although sidelined during the matbh-up against UofA because of a sprained ankle, Stanford’s Jennifer Azzi was one of five Cardinal players to score in double figures. W omen edge OSU Mens’ loss disputed By VICKI CULVER State Press By VICKI CULVER State Press Although it was not a blowout, ASU Womens Gymnastics Coach John Spini said he was more than happy about his team’s 184.65-183.55 win over Ohio State last Friday. The Sun Devils (1-1) took an early lead against the Buckeyes in the vault, with the help of Molly Carpenter, who scored a 9.65 and Suzy Baldock, Who scored a 9.4. ASU also took control of the bars competition, in which Baldock performed a 9.6. However, it was during the Sun Devils’ wobbly beam performances that Spini said he began to worry about his team’s rapidly diminishing lead. “ I was very uneasy at the beam,” he said. “We really can’t have four falls, but I was pleased that we came back,” OSU outscored the Sun Devils 46.35-45.95 on the beam, cutting ASU’s running lead down to just over one point. The competition became even tighter in the final event when every Buckeye scored over a 9.0 on floor. Spini said the Sun Devils knew exactly what they had to do to win the meet. “Suzy, Molly and Heather (Carter) did a great job on floor,” he said of the trio’s respective 9.55,9.55 and 9.6 scores. “They were excited about the pressure.” In the all-around, Baldock led with a 38.10, followed by OSU’s Debbie Black, who compiled a 37.45. Jessica Tudos and Carpenter finished third and fourth in the all-around. Even though Baldock’s lowest score of the evening was a 9.4, she modestly found errors in every routine. “I need to clean up my routines — and work on my bar dismounts,” she said. “ I am sort of flying off hoping I land.” She attributes much of her inconsistency to pre-season jitters, coupled with being rusty from not competing allaround for two years due to a knee injury. “With time, the more routines you do, you get rid of the wobbles here and there,” she said. Spini said he was pleased with the effort put forth by all of the gymnasts who are recovering from injury. He said that Marika LeSieur, who competed for the first time this season, performed a strong, but slightly over-cautious floor routine. “Marika was nervous about her ankle and it caused her to get a bit lost at the end of her routine,” he said “But if we keep the wounds healing strong, we won’t have as tough a time in Oregon (next week).” ASU mens gymnastics Coach Don Robinson has the authority to decide whether or not judging is accurate — and in Saturday’s meet against Ohio State, he said it was far from accurate. Robinson has been a certified national and international judge for many years, and said that ASU’s loss to OSU was the result of biased judges. “The scoring was rather ludicrous,” he said. “When (the competition) is close and the judges are bred and raised in the home state, you’ve got problems.” The Sun Devils lost by approximately eight points against thè Buckeyes. Robinson said in many events, his team members competed much better than the opponents. For instance, on the parallel bars, Robinson said Licurgo Diaz-Sandi dominated the competition. The judges were questioned when they gave him only a 9.2 for his routine, so they boosted it up to a 9.25. In addition to the poor judging, the Sun Devils encountered another downfall last weekend. Diaz-Sandi twisted his ankle in the last event, leaving him ineligible for all-around competition for at least a few weeks. Diaz-Sandi is the third Sun Devil to be injured this season. “We went into the meet wounded, and came out even more wounded,” Robinson said. “We are plagued by injuries and that really hurts us.” “Licurgo is our best vaulter, and he is going to have to go slow on floor and vault,” Robinson said. “We got ourselves in a bind, and we’re going to have to fight our way out of it.” Even if Diaz-Sandi is well enough by the next meet to compete in some events, Robinson said he will have to water down his routines to provide smoother dismounts. Despite all of the hardships, there was one positive aspect to the weekend, Robinson said. Young players like freshman Paul Bedewi came around, and compiled better scores than against Cal-State Fullerton, where ASU won two weeks ago. Also a highlight was ASU’s top scores on the still rings and parallel bars, in which Chris Smith scored a 9.75, and Christian Rohde a 9.6, respectively. Robinson also said he was proud of his team’s attitude concerning the biased judging during the competition, and of the faithful commitment his team members have made to improve themselves. S cott Troyanoi/S tate P ra t* ASU freshman gymnast Jessica Tudos performs on the balance beam Friday. First Aid for a Battered Budget in State Press Classified Ads POTTERY OF THE MOUND BUILDERS A 4-day workshop taught by local artist, Matt Thomas February 3,10, 17, 24 9 a.m.-Noon Register by calling 495-0901 Pueblo Grande Museum 4619 E. 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Award minimum is $500(+): Send G PA, major, level and $10 approval fee to NSA, 2303 N. 44th St., #161, Phoenix, A Z 85008. Don’t delay! 3 BE D R O O M , 2 bath apartment, covered parking, modern appliances, laundry h o o k -u p s. 9 4 9 S o u th M c C lin tp c k . (between Apache / University). Je s s Sotomayer, 897-0516. A S U 1 block. $3,500 buys mobile home at 1010 E a st Lemon, no.14. 12x40, 1 bedroom;- clean, ready for move-in. 997-6421. E A S Y TO own, 2 bedroom condo; 13th and Hardy. Like new, furnished. No qualifying, assume $567/month; $2000 down. Owner 921-1438. E X Q U IS IT E C O N D O , near A S U . 3 bedroom, great amenities. Ideal rental. O nly $63,000. By owner, 8394)228. B e a u t if u lly f u r n is h e d , huge 1 b e droom . 1 bath: 2 bedroom , 2 bath ap art­ m ents. A ll b ills paid. C able T V . h e a te d p o o l, an d s p a c io u s lau n d ry facilities'. Friendly, courteous m a n a g e m e n t. S to p by today! T e rra c e R oad A p a rtm e n ts 950 S. T e rra ce 966-8540 TIC FMIIHlS Big Price Reduction on 4 bedroom house. Close to ASU. Now $77,900. Custom home. Call Roma Realty a 968-6890 STATE PRESS VALENTINE AD ORDER Name Phone $1.25 for 15 words or less 15* each additional word Cash • C heck • Visa • M asterCard REPO SSESSED V A * HUD HOMES available from government from $1 without credit check. You repair. Also tax delinquent foreclosures. Call 1-805-682-7555 ext. H-2003 for repo list your area. (CaN 7 days a week.) ($6 minimum on credit cards) •Newly redecorated •Vertical blinds •Designer carpet •4 sparkling pools •Laundry facilities •Great for rental sharing •Walk to ASU •1st Months Rent $99 (plus deposits) O p e n D a ily 9 to 5 Utilities Included 1028 E. O range APARTMENTS 967-0489 $1.70 $1:55 $1.85 $2.00 $2,15 $230 $2.45 $2.«0 A d d e a d lin e is F e b ru a ry 9 , 5 p .m . Matthews Center Basement 965-6731 8521 E. McDowell Rd. O ne & tw o bedroom apartments, ideal room m ate situation, pool, spa, ten nis, washer/dryer hookup. $ 3 9 9 a n ò $499 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Seven days per week 2 B E D R O O M , 2% b a th ; T e m p e townhouse. Poolside location, bike to ASU- N o pets- Clean and ready to move in to. $650. Call 892-0117 3 B ED RO O M , 2 bath, washer/dryer, pool. C lose to ASU . $610/month. 921-0279 HOT DEAL! Any part of town you want to live in, we have condos. Two bedroom, dining room, newly remodeled, neatly decorated. Private parking at your front door, private patio. Move-in special: $325 per month. With student ID, one month free. 265-0470, 921-1J 00. L U X U R Y T O W N H O M E S , 2 and 3 bedrooms. Washer/dryer. % mile to ASU. Pools, Tennis courts. 9674908. CALL FORMGVE-IN SPECIAL 946-5315 H U G E RO O M with personal bath, ceiling fan, and cable in beautiful home with pool and many extras. $300/month plus Vt utilities. Mark, 897-0183. M A LE /F E M A L E roommate to share nice, quiet, 2 bedroom apartment. 16th Street/ Glendale. $265/month, utilities included. 371-0612. M A LE /FEM A LE, non-sm oker, 2 bedroom , 2 bath townhouse. Fire p la ce , $25Q/month. 829-4909. M ALE /FEM ALE, to share 4 bedroom home. $175/month plus V t, utilities. Call 897-8587. M A S T E R B E D R O O M in resort condo, adjacent bath. Terrific amenities. Near Fiesta M all. $275 plus utilities. 461-1023 NON-SM OKING, Fem ale needed to share my 3 bedroom, 2 bath, home near Fiesta Mall. Large bedroom and bath, washer/ dryer, cable, mircowave. $300, including utilities, phone, etc. 844-1746 P A P A G O P A R K 1, 2 bedroom, I V i bath Available now. Call Tom, 714-840-5593. O W N RO O M with private bath. A cce ss to pool, hot tub. Washer/dryer. $230/month, Vfe utilities. Leave message, 230-5209. P A P A G O PARK- 2 bedroom. 1 bath. $600/month. Available immediately. Close to campus. M ust see. 921-9421. PRIVATE B ED RO O M at The Towers Fem ale to take over lease. Ask for Kelly. 350-0338. S P E C IA L $100 off move-in. Charming Cape Cod near ASU. 2 bedroom, 1V i bath, fireplace, pool, refrigerator, $450/month. Desert W ide Properties 838-6631. PRIVATE ROOM, shared bath, washer/ dryer in unit, furnished. All appliances, pool, female preferred. $180. 965-2184, 893-2577. HOMES FOR RENT RO O M IN house, $205, Vt utilities. Pool, Cable, pool table, washer/dryer. Next to cam pus, great location. 967-7150. $350, SM A L L old house, 2 ’A bedrooms Fenced yard, eyap. A S U closg. >134 East Spence. 966-6308. R O O M M AT E T O share house in North Tempe, $225/month. 949-1240. SP A C IO U S 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment near campus. Non-smoker. Can 968-2278. RENTAL SHARING 0 R E N T January and February. Close to campus. 1 female to share room. Fully furnished. All amenities. $180/month plus 1/a utilities- Worthington Place. Kirsten, 894-6173. 1111 East University, no>14, semi-private bath. $175/month, $175 deposit, Vi utili­ ties. Pool, A S U close. 966-6308. 12x10 B E D R O O M needs non-smoking ro o m m a t e . W a s h e r/D ry e r , c a b le , $205/month, plus share utilities. 838-6743 14x10 B E D R O O M needs non-smoking ro o m m a te . W a s h e r / D r y e r , c a b le . $215/month, plus share utilities. 838-6743 CHRISTIAN F E M A L E roommate to share condo. $145/month, VJ» utilities. 968-2472, or 966-3589, leave message. F E M A L E N O N - S M O K E R room m ate needed immediately to share 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment in Q uadrangles,, fully furnished. $280/month plus Vi utilities. 967-4383. F E M A L E RO O M M AT E, attractive room in house. Pool, washer/dryer, close to ASU. $250/month. 966-2360. F E M A L E R O O M M A T E needed to share 4 bedroom, 2V i bath townhouse. Washer/ dryer, own room. $152/month plus Vi utilities. C a ll Mary o r Brigid, 946-1218. Leave a message, wg.will call you back. V E R Y QUAINT 1 bedroom apartment, close to ASU . Call Suzanne, 967-6000. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES UN IVERSITY O FF IC E spaces. 400 square feet and up spaces available. Corner of Apache and Rural. Project management division of incoming calls. Free utilities and use of F A X and copy machines. Sign lease by. January 31 and only pay $1 per square foot for January’s rent. Sign up for 800 square feet, get a month's free rent. 921-9344/921-1100. HELP WANTED W e w o r k t o h e lp y o u f in d w o r k ! S t a t e P r e s s ( la s s i t i e d s . A R E Y O U enthusiastic, energetic and extremely reliable? If you are 21 plus, with evenings and weekends open, we have an opportunity for you! E arn great $ working as a part-time D .J for private parties. We will train. 908-7100 CRUISESHIPS NOW HIRING tor spring, Christmas and next sum­ mer breaks. Many positions. Call 1-805-682-7555 ext. S-1114. (Call 7 days a week.) HELP WANTED A F fE R C LA S S H OURS Part-time $8 to $1 0 /h o u r We fully train $5.50 g u a ra n te e d /h o u r. T he n atio n ’s finest a n d larg e st telem ark etin g firm is now a c c e p tin g ap p lica tio n s fo r sh ifts in the: •Early A .M . IRVINE PARK $1.40 TOWNHOMES/ CONDOS H A Y D E N S Q U A R E , looking for two women to share a master bedroom, $250 each. Call 829-8160. •A ftern oons « Evenings We h av e telem ark etin g p o sitio n s available in several d ep a rtm en ts including: •P u b lish e r S ervices •B o o k Club P ro g ram s •N o n -p ro fit p ro g ram s O ur e e s y sc h e d u le s e n d e p ro fessio n al staff all a d d up to an en jo y ab le a n d lucrative job. O ur T em pe office is 5 m in u tes from cam p u s. D la la m e r ic a 894-0264 State; P re» Monday, January 29,1990 Page 15 HELP WANTED HELP WANTED HELP WANTED HELP WANTED PERSONALS A N S W E R IN G S E R V IC E . M onday. Wednesday, Friday. 8-4:45. Typing experi­ ence. 947-7351 D ISC O V E R Y O U R future! If you desire a part-time position with predictable hours, morning or evening shift, in a fast paced office environment, Discover Card may have a career for you! Apply your strong interpersonal and problem-solving skills in our winning collection team. Full training and competitive salaries are provided. Enthusiastic, goal-oriented individuáis are encouraged to apply in person at: Discov­ er Card Services, Los Arcos Mall, Sears Building, 1313 North Scottsdale Road. For more information, call 481-2460. P ART-TIM E W O R K to do business surveys. Excellent commissions. Call for d etails: 423-7767. A d van ce E ne rgy Systems. ST U D E N T JO B S : Full-time, $300/week, P art-tim e, $150/week. O p e n in g s in Customer Service and Retail. Scholar­ sh ip s available. C a jl 9am to 5pm. 838-2633. Located in Tempo. D O N ’T M ISS it- Greek Week, 1990 Theme Announcement, W ednesday at F.J.’s. A S S E M B L Y P R O G R A M M E R S , part-time. Rapidly growing com pany is looking for students with strong math aptitudes to write software for R eal Time/Multi-user operating system applications for V A X and the 68020. To apply, call Ticketmaster at 279-2822. B U F F A L O E X C H A N G E . Growing young com pany seeks part-time, energetic, people-oriented, fashion enthusiasts to train as a buyer in our recycled clothing store. $4.2S/hour to start plus benefits and bonus plan. A fun place to work with growth potential. Apply Buffalo Exchange, 227 W est University: Monday-Saturday, 10-5, Sunday, 12-4. H EY YOU! Searching for 300 or­ dinary people to fill local positions in modeling, acting (TV, movie ex­ tras). Call 631-0632. C A M P W E K E E L A for boys/girte, Canton, Maine: O ne of Am ericas most prestigious cam ps, seeks creative dynamos for staff positions. 6/18-8/19 for tennis, land sports, gym nastics, water skiing, competitve swimming, water polo, arts & crafts, piano, dance, drama, song leaders, cam p crafts/ ropes, photography/yearbook . Also office, kitchen and maintenance positions. If you think you're tops, reply to: 130 South. M erkle Rd. Colum bus, Ohio. 43209. (614) 236-3177. C O O K A N D drivers needed for A S U pizza parlor. Full/part-time. 966-4292, after 3 pm. C O R K ’N C L E A V E R accepting applica­ tions fo r lunch waitress and lunch hostess. W ill train. Short shifts. Conve­ nient hours. Fun atmosphere. Concern with appearance, reliability and personali­ ty are important. Apply in person, MondayFriday, 2-5 pm or by appointment. 5101 North 44th Street. (44th and Camelback). 952-0585 C RAZY!!! N E W York style of sale. Make real money. Part-time job, full-time pay. C a ll 968-2141 C U R R E N T L Y R EEKIN G enthusiastic and personable individuals for the following positions: Retail clerks, full and part-time m ornings. E x c e lle n t opportunity for growth-oriented, ambitious people. Apply in person, 6107 North Scottsdale Road, Hilton Village. START 1990 With a Part-time JO B •2 4 hours per week •E venings hours •W eekly pay •W alk to work $5.50 Guaranteed 968-4457 E N G IN E ER IN G TECHNICIAN, full or parttime. 1 year engineering or technology. Som e experience required . 956-8200 H O S T E S S POSITION available, part-time, evenings. Salt C ellar Restaurant, 550 North Hayden Road. 947-1963. Apply after 4 pm. H O T E L/B EA C H Resorts: management, entry level, career, seasonal, and school break positions. Competitive wages and travel benifits. 303-444-5585. LIKE C H ILD R E N ? Need extra money? We need teacher aides with flexible hours. Infants to 3. M esa Pre-school, 834-4364. * EXTRA MONEY w Is nice, but you can help people too: Earn $120 + a month Safer, faster plasma donation at ABI Centers due to automated procedure. $5 bonus to new donors on first donation with this ad. A sk about additional bohuses. (Monday-Saturday). University Plasma Center Associated Bioscience, Inc. 1015 S. Rural Rd. Tempe 9 6 8 -6 1 3 9 LO O KIN G F O R fraternity, sorority, or student organization that would like to make $500-$I,000 for one week on cam pus marketing project. Must be organ­ ized and hard-working. Call Bode or Becky, 1-800-592-2121. PRO G R A M M E R , M U ST have knowledge of Xenix, Unix; be able to install operating system and application packages. Job involves setting up menus, security, and tape back-up. Send resume: Ocean Enter­ prises, 5627 North 12th Avenue, Phoenix, 85013. STAY-H O M E mother with 3 pre-schoolers needs part-time help. N ice home and family, South Scottsdale. Flexible hours, must have car and references. Childo rie n te d m a jo rs, p le a s e . $5/hour. 947-1044. S T O C K Y A R D S R E S T A U R A N T now hiring full-time, rib and line cooks, lunch waitres­ ses and hostesses. Apply in person, 10-11:30am and after 1:30pm. 5001 East Washington. S U M M E R E M P L O Y M E N T Superior, P e n n sy lv a n ia sum m er cam p se e k s counselors and specialists. A ll sports, lake, pools, jet skis, water ski, video, radio, drama, computers, and more. Cam p Akiba, a great summer. Interviewing on Tuesday, February 20th, 10am to 4:30pm. For information and appointment, call Student Employment O ffice at 9658318, or 9658305 S U M M E R JO B: Counselors- boys camp, W e ste rn M a s sa c h u se tts /g irls cam p, Maine. Top salary, room/board/laundry. Travel allowance. Must love kids and have skill in one of the following activities: Archery, Arts and Crafts, Baseball, B a ske tb a ll, B ic y clin g , C heerleading, Dance, Drama, Drums, Fencing, Golf, Guitar, Gymnastics, Hockey, Horseback, Karate, Lacrosse, Nature, Nurses, Photo­ graphy, Piano, Radio, Rocketry, Ropes, Sailboarding, Sailing, Scuba, Soccer, Tennis, Track, WSI, Waterski, Weights, Wood. M en call or write: Cam p Winadu, 5 G len Lane, Mamaroneck, New York 10543, (914) 381-5983. Women call or write: Cam p Vega, P.O , Box 1771, Duxbury, Maine 02332, (617) 9348536. M O TIVATED, HARD-W O RKING indivi­ duals wanted for all shifts. Starting pay, $4.50/hour with experience. Apply in person at Long John Silver’s, 1202 West Broadway Road in Tempe. Over 5,000 forests, fire details. 113 59901. TENN IS P R O Shop employee at the Arizona Country Club. W eekends and evenings. Call Mike or Dave at 946-7509. TH E R O S E company is now hiring for rose sales in restaurants and nightclubs. Call for interview, 9218855. W ANTED: 15 highly motivated sales people. No experience necessary, we will tram you. Call 4618123 for interview. Leave name and number. W E S T E R N R E S E R V E Club Courtskte Cafe, part-time, am and pm positions available as cafe counter person. Free membership for good worker. Apply in person, 2140 East Broadway, Tem pe. Ask for Mark. EO E. An exciting breakfast and lunch restaurant, T. C. Eggington’s is accepting applications for hostess positions weekdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Apply in person after 2:30 daily. 1660 S. Alma School Rd. (South of the Freeway) Mesa JEWELRY C A S H FO R gold, diamonds. Mill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. Mill, Suite 101, Tempe. 968-5967. M A R K ET IN G FIRM seeks reliable, moti­ vated student to manage cam pus promo: tions. Flexible hours. High earning poten­ tial. Excellent work experience. No selling. 800-366-6498 M O D E L S ’ SW IM S U IT, calenders, and print projects for top European magazines. David Schoen Productions, 870-3043 S U M M E R JO B S , outdoors. openings! National parks, crews. Send stamp for free East Wyoming, Kalispell, M T M E N !S DIAMOND ring for sale. Great Valentine’s gift. 2 months old, barely worn. $300. Shannon, 8908550. N O W H IR IN G AT 4 L O C A T IO N S K E E P Y O U R eyes open A D P i’sl! Travis. K K G KARI P- Congratulations!!! You’ve finally hit 21! It’s time to lose the fake I.D. and party! Happy Birthday cutie!! WKL* Mom. K K G KARI P.: Happy 21 st, you little stud! W e’re going to have an awesome time! Love ya lots!!! Lynn. PAN H E LLE N IC, IFC and aH A S U greeksthanks so much for your fantastic help and support in making our rush successful! Tri Sigma. TH E RATH of T ra vis is not over yet!? TRAVIS, TRAVIS, Travis, Travis. TRI D ELT A Actives, we want and are ready for the Pine. Delta love, The Pledges. TR I-D ELTA A C T IV E S, the pledges are ready for l-w eekl W e love ya'II! D elta love, the pledges. Y E S - J U S T two more days until the big kick-off of Greek Week, 1990 at Flakey's. S e e you Wednesday night! Are you funny? Com edy Competition February 2. For information call 965-MUAB $400 an hour! Own car, 18 yrs. or over Commissions + Tips Training Program $100 Bonus after 4 months N EW H O TD O G restaurant, across from Sky Harbor. Part-time weekday lunches. $4/hour. 244-1022. Growth Opportunity and Advancement at All Levels PART-TIM E P E R S O N A L care attendant for P.V. East student. $6.50/hour. Cali Heather, 7848070. 2574)818 PART-TIM E RECEPTION IST, bar, and restaurant help. Clubhouse setting. Apply, 7303 East Earlj. Free club use. A sk f ° r Bill Adamson are seeking dynamic, outgoing individuals for the following challenging positions: Internships- Food & Beverage Finance Recreation Supervisory- Food & Beverage W ater Safety Groundskeeping Guest Relations Also hiring: cashiers, cooks, beer servers, lifeguards, groundskeepers, secretaries, and security. Please apply at the following locations: SERVICES CU STO M IZED T -S H IR T S . for organiza­ tions or individuals. Screen printed or air brushed. Realm 3 Art Studios, 4388735. $1.65 AN D up. Professional word proces­ sor and former English teacher. Laser printer. Claudia, 9648012. A1 W O RD processing, experience on all types of papers. Latest equipment. North Central Phoenix location. 9488552. AAK U RIT TYPING- effort papers, over­ night; 10 pages or less; transcribe tapes; good rates. Linda, 8318349. (ABS) Y O U R word processing profession­ als. Student discounts, pick-up and deliv­ ery. Phone Lori, 963*2096. A C C E N T S IN Typing. Spell-check; proof­ read, editing, all included. Q uick turn­ around. Call 8948074. A P A /M L A E X P E R IE N C E D processing. Need it fast? 945-5744. typing/word Call Jessie, A S U AR E A. Typing, word processing, editing. Fast, accurate. Call anytime. Prices competitive, negotiable. 966-2186. P A P E R , R E S U M E S , letters, transcribing, e d itin g , m a ilin g s. G ram m ar/sp ellin g checks. College graduate using IBM computer. 9648994. R E M EM B E R : FLYIN G Fingers gives your papers that “ professional” look. Macin­ tosh and Laser print. Susan, 945-1500. R E S U M E S , C O V E R letters, term papers, custom writing. Reasonable prices. Call 839-3305, 8-6 pm . W O R D P R O C E SSIN G - resumes, papers, typing, etc. Call Dawn at 899-9879, home,, anytime. E L E C T R O L Y S I S - P E R M A N E N T h a ir removal. Rem ove unwanted hair forever. Student discount. Call for more informa­ tion. 9698954. W O R D P R O C E S S IN G —$1.50 per page. Resum es & editing available. Reliable. CaH 9218770 evenings 5 weekends. “ Z ” T O U C H Word Processing. Fast, accurate. Law students and theses welcome. Call Marilyn, 833-5559. MISCELLANEOUS LO S T D ARK brown leather jacket, make; R em y. M is s in g sin c e 1/24 reward 496-9518, know?? VISA OR MASTERCARD! Even if; bankrupt or bad crediti We guarantee you a card or double y o u r m o n e y b a c k . C a ll 1-805-682-7555 ext. M-1201. (Call 7 days a week.) PERSONALS A D PI’S, ( haven't forgotten about you! Travis. ADOPTION A L L FR A TERN ITY and Sorority Presi­ dents: Planning for Greek Week has now begun. Make sure your house is repre­ sented in Greek Sing. Mandatory Chair­ man meeting is Thursday, February 1st, in the Payne Education Building, room 206. Please remind your chairman they must attend! A L L G R E E K S : Publicity and Advertising meeting on the Chi O m ega floor at 9:30 tomorrow night! ATTENTION EVE R Y O N E !! K K G 'S Kari perlman is 21 years old today! watch out A SU , there’s no holding her back now!! ' B O O K LE T CO M MITTEE- mandatory, very important meeting, Tuesday, January 30th, 8 pm, Flakey’s. Please bring pens, pencils, ruler, last year's booklet if you have it, and wear your letters! I’m so excited to really start working on this with you all. C H I-0 ACTIVES: being a C h i-0 pledge is good, being a C h i-0 active is better. Becom ing unified is the best. W e can’t wait! Chi-O love always, your pledges. ADOPTIONS: LOVING couple wished to adopt infant. W e have s o much love to give. Expenses paid, legal/confktential. C a ll Janet and Bob collect, 718891-7497. LO VIN G C O U P L E looking for newborn baby to adopt. Ple ase call collect. 209-2268567. TRANSPORTATION A A A DRIVEAW AY. Free cars to most major cities. G as allowances available. 21 or older. Call 279-2000, then 4530. TRAVEL AIRLINE TICKET, Phoenix/San Francisco, non-stop. Southwest, departs 10:45am, 2/9, and retumes 7:05pm 2/12. $75. 9688860 F L Y ANYTIM E Continental U S A $375 roundtrip. Leave today! North W est U SA $275! Alaska-three weeks notice $525. Other destinations available W e also buy transferable coupons! 968-7283. C O M E P A R T Y at Flakey Ja ke ’s, W ednes­ day night, at 8 pirn, and see the big announcement pf this year’s theme for Greek Week, 1990. D ELT A SIG Kirk Z> you and Mary are two of a kind, but was the water worth it? RESERVATIONS A V A ILA B LE N O W ! *129' MriMumof D E L T A S IG M A Phi- congratulations, pledges, on activation. Now it’s time to show everyone what’s up! G R E E K SIN G Chairman: Mandatory meet­ ing on Thursday, February 1st, from 5pm to 6:30pm, in the Payne Education Build­ ing, room 206. Every house must be represented SOUTHPADRE ISLAND , o M 1 9 5 OR 7 NICHTS fTMMMT ¿JW NfTUMSMUf 7 NICHTS HHIWHMD ISLAND „J1 3 2 2 5 OR 7 NICHTS EN G LIS H TU TO R , paper editing. Exper­ ienced, reasonable rates. 8298712. a it e t e . 7 NICHTS D ELT A SIG S, get row dy fo r Spring, 90. W e're gonna fight the pow er and rock the block. P R E G N A N T A D O P T IO N . A re you pregnant and considering adoption? Beware of “ desperate," pleading couples who may make false promises. 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