Arizona State University’s Summer Weekly Voll4£f5for 9 Copyright. State Rce$j$r"f989 T e t t ifie C r im e S ta tis tic s Year-t&dàte comparisons; for 1988 and 1989 7 Cr1***j" 1988 1989 %-Ch*nge 3 RàpàJ reported ) Rofebery . -AsÉ®KL~~__ Burglary Larceny Aujpllheft Crime Index 3 31 55.0# 84 89 -5.6% 221 __ 188 „ —14.9% 725 987 ^ 36.1% 3775 4555 20.7% 341 606 77.7% 37 33 • —10 .8% 5211 6487 24.5% 20 .... Prep& fed by: Tem pe P o lice Departm ent Crim e Anttfyisis Utut/UCR Stats generated by A L E R T . By T Y R O N E M E IG H A N State P r e s s The Arizona Supreme Court is expected to hear argumpg|& Sept. 21 on whether it sh ou ld a c c e p t^ ju r is d ic t io n in the impeachment challenge by former - Gav. Evan Mecham, but Attorney General Bob Corbin said he is “ contemplating^- filing for dismissal o f the suit. “ I ’m not going to say (exactly) what w e’re going to do until we do it,” said CorbinJwho is representing all 90 members of thej&th Legislature, state Treasurer Bay Rottas, Arizona Supreme Court Chief Justieg^Frank X. Gordon and himself — all are named as d efen d a n ts» Mecham’s legal actio»?— 7%.. ' Corbin has been meeting with legislative leaders to discuss their alternatives. Mecham said he expects Corbin to ask for dismlsal of the suit. “ He’s gonna try any trick he can,” the former governor said. The September hearing, which w ill be tape delayed on KAET-TV (channel 8) from 7 p.m to 8:30 p.ih., will allow each side of the issue to argue its point for 20 minutes. On July 5, Mecham attorney Donald MacPherson filed the request for a special action; asking that Mecham’s impeachment be overturned and the form er governor.be restored to the state’s highest office or granted a new trial. M ech a m ’ s suit challenges- s e v e ra l procedures in the impeachment trial ranging, from poor legal counsel to the lumping of several allegations under a single impeachment count and then having senators vote on the.whole count. In addifiofi, Mecham is asking for $202,433 in ¡reimbursement for his legal expenses during the impeachment trial and $282,997 for expenses incurred in a recall election campdign that was canceled by the supreme ccairt a ft e r M ech am ’ s im peachm ent .WEATHER Read-about how ASbt'wrestKng coaetr Bobby Douglas is réteoforing from an ifrnergency appendectomy in a Calfornia hospital. Douglas must recover before he has to coach the U .S. wrestlirtg team r Thursday, August 3, 1989 » A g io th efts in By j o e l Ho r n M “ ~ ~ g -\ in cre a se — ^ 7; He said" the close proximity of Mexico afeo contributes to toe increased number o f stolen vehicles. The number of m ajor crimes reported in Tempe escalated “ We think a (stolen) four-wheel drive pickup in Mexico will during the first half of 1989 with increases jn ^mtn theft and, Sell for $4,000 to $6,000,” Austin said. “ A Chevy Suburban reported rapes topping the l ^ ^ a spokesman for the police . might get $8,000 there.” department said. ^ , Because of'toe high price available for stolen vehicles in Sgt. ftoger Austin, public Inform ation a n d rcn m e prevention officer for the~Tempe deparimeht. saidTmajor — Mexico, toey are attractive to stealrhe said. Stolen vehicles a re easy to get across the border and are crimes in Tempe increased 24.5 percent in the first six easy to register under Mexican laws, Austin added. months of 1989 as compared to the same time period in 1988. “ Once it’s into Mexico, officials don’t pay much attention Austin said the increase in auto thefts is due to the Valley’s ' to it,” he said. population growth and drug abuse. Austin said several Mexican border officials have been ‘ ‘Because of drug abuse, all other kinds of crime increase, ’ ’ arrested in the p^st few months for buying stolen vehicles he said. “ Many drug abusers steal to support their habit. ‘ hira selling them. “ Drug abuse accounts for the idcrdase in burglaries, In addition to toe tremendous number of auto thefts, toe robberies and auto thefts!’ ’ * number o f reported rapes in Tempe has increased The increased number of auto thefts follows a nationwide dramatically. trend, Austin said, although the percentage o f auto thefts in 'T u r n t o C rim e, p a g e 10. Tempe is much higher than the rest of toe Valley. Contributing W riter 7 conduction. Also, Mecham is seeking $92,000 in proceeds from the protocol fund, which is currently being disputed in court. “ There’s a lot of money that is due me,” Mecham said. , A$U Jaw professor Paul Bender said M ea b a -»r’ s—ch a n ces o f g e tt in g the impeachment overturned are -“ very, very smalf.” “ The. general ju dicial approach to impeachment has been not to review them,” "Tie said. “ It’s.not like a criminal trial.” Bender said Mecham would have to prove that*“ the Legislature did something that violated the Constitutional provision for impeachment.” On April 4,1988, Mecham was impeached by the Senate Court of Impeachment on charges that he blocked an investigation into an alleged death threat by one of his aides and misued an inaugural ball fund to help finance his Glendale car dealership. Since that day, Mecham has vowed to win back the governorship. D avid Sebm idt, M a cP h erso n ’ s spokesmen, said the attorney is determined to win this case for the former governor. ^ “ They are just putting in a lot of hours r ig h t n o w ,” he s a id , a d d in g th a t MacPherson is trying to find “ every single fact” he can to support their case. “ They’re well prepared.” * * Mecham has vowed to take his claim all the w ay to the U.S. Supreme Court. Bender said Mecham’s case will be even tougher to prove because the nation’s highest court is further removed from the case. But Mecham is determined to defy the odds. “ You just go do what you need to do,” he said. “ There are a bunch of people that are scared to death that I ’m going Jo make if work.” Sunny skies w ill be visable today with tem peratures hovering above 108 degrees. INSIDE: T e mpe, . ‘A during the W orld Cham pionships in Sw itzerland at the end of August. Page i f . C lassified.......... ............ 20 Entertainm ent............................. 12 O pinion................................U ,...,....... 4 S ports................. ,..,1 7 This W e e k ....................... 3 i Tem po Fire Departm ent C apt. D on Thumith, center, w o rk s out a strategy to w alk through the P hysical S c ie n c e s Center F-wirtg fifth floo r after sm o k e w a s reported there W e d n e sd a y evening. '.’- 7 : ■ Sm okey haze fills hallways of Physical S ciences w ing B y K E LLY P E A R C E State P re s s What began as a possible chemical fire in the ASU Physical Sciences Center FWing Wednesday evening turned out to be what a Tempe Fire Department official believed was a m e c h a n ica l problem that led to smokey halls on the fifth and sixth floors. Capt. Don Thumith completed a walk­ through of the laboratory classrooms on the fifth floor of the building at 7 p.m. and did not find any remnants of a chemical fire in the six-story building. “ If we can’t find it, then it’s ASU’s problem,” he joked before checking the floor, adding after the walk-through that the ASU Physical Plant would continue the investigation to determine if the smoke was caused by a mechanical malfunction such as in a light fixture. Jean-Christophe K om orow sky, a geology graduate student, said he' smelled smoke while he was taking a nap in his sixth-floor office at about 5:15 p.m. “ I couldn’t figure out what it was,” he said, as he later watched a hazardous chemicals team proceed into the building single file with masks on their faces. “ I came out of my office and couldn’t see,” Komorowsky continued. “ There were about 20 people in the building at the time and half of them were janitors. They were all evacuated by 5:45.” Thu m ith s a id the T e m p e F ir e Department’s first crew was dispatched to the ASU scene but could not find toe source. They made entry with various meters to test for chemicals in the air. At 7 p.m., two hours after the smoke was first detected, 30 onlookers stood around. A computer literacy class that was scheduled to meet in the building at 7, watched firefighters and ASU police officers mingle around the more than six ladder trucks and various vehicles parked on Tyler Mall in front of the Fwing. Charles Riden, CSC 180 professor, told his students that class was cancelled for the night. A few minutes later a student asked him if class was still going to be held. “ You guys don’t listen to that any more than you listen to my lecture,” Riden joked. The computer professor was not too Turn to Sm oko, page 11. State P reti Page 2 campus briefs Gammage Associates to help endow Gammage Auditorium Gammage Associates, a support group for the Frank Lloyd Wright Club is offering a unique way to support the Grady Gammage Memorial Auditorium that Wright designed. Envision owning your own private parking place at Gammage Auditorium and never being late to a performance portion will go to the general operating budget. Various categories of memberships will be offered and benefits for each w ill vary. Each new member, who gives $25 or more, will receive a copy of the new edition of the Gammage Memorial Auditorium Souvenir Booklet, special mailings, newletters, season calendar, and brochures. Supporters can also contribute $100 or more, or $1,000 or more and receive special benefits for their contribution. Those who contribute $2,500 or more can belong to the Frank Lloyd Wright Club, receive a private parking space at the auditorium and receive the finest seat in the house at the season subscriber rate for all performances the donor wishes to attend. Husband-wife team to teach new low-impact aerobic class in fall A husband-and-wife team from Mesa is offering a new exercise class at ASU in the fall semester which is directed towards those who are interested in a low-impact exercise program to “ bum o ff fat, increase flexibility and improve cardiovascular capacity.” “ The new class is offered for ASU staff, faculty and students of all ages,” the husband-and-wife team said. Norma and Stash Furman, both over 50, received their bachelor’s degrees in exercise science in 1986 from ASU and are eager to begin this low-impact exercise program. “ We feel the University can use this type of a class,” Norma said. Gammage Auditorium or concert again. All one has to do to receive this privilege is donate a contribution and become a member of the Wright Club. Cindy Millikin, adviser to the group, said it is becoming increasingly clear that no major performing arts instituition — not even Gammage — can support a high-quality season on ticket revenue alone. “ Ticket sales, which account for 60 percent of Gammage Auditorium’s revenue, cannot begin to cover all the facility’s expenses,” she said “ That’s why we have established the Gammage Associates, a support group made up of those who understand the importance of outstanding performing arts in the community. “ The support group will help the facility ease into its second quarter-century and remain on solid ground for years to come.” Millikin said a portion of the income from Gammage Associates will be placed in the Anniversary Fund, an endowment fund for the upkeep of the auditorium, and a The Furmans recommend the class for persons with sports injuries, soreness, hi-stress or sedentary lifestyle, asthma, arthritis, cardiovascular problems and smokers. “ Some people believe that aerobics is for thé ‘superfit’ but we are looking for the type of people who want a low-impact aerqbic program,” she said. Norma, 54, did not used to be so healthy and fit before starting up an exercise program with her husband. “ 1 used to smoke three packs a day, I drank heavily and popped a lot o f diet pills,” she said. “ Because of Stash’s influence w e’ve been actively interested in wellness for over ten years,” she said. Stash, 53, is a Purple Heart recipient and Vietnam veteran who is carrying a VietCong bullet in his hip. He has recently won medals in the Arizona Senior Olympics in the 400-meter run and the javelin. The program emphasizes static stretching where the person stretches their arms above their head and hold them for 10 seconds. “ A lot of people quit aerobic classes because they suffered Norma and Stash Furman injuries from all the bouncing around. We offer this class to reduce that risk,” she said. The PED 105 class, scheduled for the fall semester is a one credit course that will be offered at three times during the week in the Physical Education East Building. ASU will hold 1989 summer commencement for students About 650 of the estimated 1,400 ASU students who a r e candidates for degrees are expected to participate in th e summer commencement ceremony set for 4 p.m. August ll in the University Activity Center. ASU Interim President Richard Peck, presiding officer for the ceremony will give the opening remaries. An honorary doctorate laws degree will be presented to William Kajikawa, a retired ASU faculty member and freshmen football coach. Kajikawa will be hooded by his daughter, Christine K. Wilkinson, ASU acting vice president for student affairs. The commencement address will be given by Maria Harper-Marinick of Phoenix, who will receive her doctorate of education degree during the ceremony. Harper-Marinick was selected as the student speaker by a special .committee of Associated Student of ASU from nominations, made by the deans of the colleges. There’s a F IE S T A GOURMET MARKET & CUISINE 2515 Scottsdale Rd. • Scottsdale, AZ 947-2442 • 9 4 7 -0 4 7 8 E n tr e e S e c t io n Shish K abob........................8.95 Shish Taouk.......................... 8.95 Kafta K abo b.................... . 7.95 Kafta Kachkash.................. 8.45 Broiled Chicken..................7.95 Lamb Shank.......................... 8.95 Babylon Combination..................10.95 H o r s d ’o e u v r e s Hommos Bitihini................3.25 Moutabel................................ 3.25 Hommos w/Meat & Pine. . . 5.95 D o lm a................................ 2.95 Labne Bizelt........................2.95 Louble Bizelt. . . . . . . . . 2^75 Arayess................................3.95 Kebbe A kras............... 3.95 F a la fe l............................... 4.95 Taboule..................... °2.95 and many others | L u n ch 11:30-3 p.m . • D in n er 5-10 p m. I 8 - M idnight HAPPY HOUR M on day-lW day 4 - 7 p .in . 300 South Ash in Old Town Tempe Call for Reservations • 966-6677 State Press Thursday, August 3,1989 .2 2 2 * 3 , this w eek The W eek section is a weekly calendar of events happening at ASU and in the University com munity. Any campus club or organization can subm it an entry to the State Press fo r publication. Those who wish to subm it entries to the W eek section must come to the State Press, located in the basem ent of M atthews Center, Room 15 and fill o u t an entry form . Entries wHI not not be taken over the phone. Deadline for entries w ill be 1 p.m . Tuesday. Entries may be edited due to content or lack of space. as infertile, through their m edical and private lives over a period of three years. Program airs at 2 p.m . Sunday •Phoenix Little Theatre’s Cookie Company will audition actors for the 198979(rseasd n A ugust 6 and 7 at 6 p.m . at the theatre, 25 E. Coronado Rd. Children over the age of nine years old and adults of various ages are needed for productions of “The Pied Piper of Ham elin” , “A Christm as Carol” , “Young Benjamin Franklin” and “ Beauty and the Beast” . For more inform ation, call 258-1974. Today •ECKANKAR Students at ASU will show the video “ Ther Living W orld, Part II” and hold an open discussion in the MU Pinal Room 215. •KA ET-TV (Channel 8) presents a new eight-part series called “ W ish Me Luck” . The program is about the story of two young civilian women who risk their lives as secret agents with an underground resistance movement against the Germans in occupied France during W orld W ar II. Program airs at 9 p.m . •W om en’s Studies Brown Bag Series will have Mini Robbins discuss “ Resources for Native Am erican W om en” from noon to 1' p.m . in the Social Science Building. The lecture is signed for the hearing im paired. •T h e Allm an Brothers Reunion Concert at the M esa Am phitheatre at 8 p.m . with Chris Isaak. For more information, call 644-2560. Monday •A S U ’s Coalition for W orld Peace will m eet in the MU Santa Cruz Room at noon to discuss the topic “ Resources for Peace Studies” . •Jackson Browne In Concert with David Lindley and El Rayo X at the M esa Am phitheatre at 7:30 p.m . For more information, call 644-2580. Tuesday •13th W orld Festival of Youth and Students •H ayden Square C oncerts F ree lunchtim e concerts are offered from 11:30 a.m . to 2:30 p.m . every Tuesday and Friday at Tem po's Hayden Square Am pitheatre, Fourth Street and M ill. Hosted by Balboa Cafe. Slideshow on North Korea from a recent trip to W orld Festival a t 7 p.m . in the MU North Pinal Room. Friday •D e vil’s Juggling Club Learn to juggle for fun or profit, improve, your skill from 4:30 p.m . to 7:30 p.m. in T ro n t o f th e Language and Literature Building. Hotline Inform ation •A S U ’s School of Music Hotline This free 24-hour number provides recorded information about all public musicals events at ASU. You’ll hear the name of the soloist or ensem ble, the tim e, date and place and cost (if any), parking information and last minute changes. Just dial 965-TU N E. •A udition Hotline For a free recorded information about upcoming theatre auditions in the Valley, call the 24-hour Audition Hotline at 867-2552. Saturday Reachin’ Jack B easley J r./S ta te Press A pair o f T o w e rs residents battle fo r the ball In the 2nd A nnual Volleyball Tour­ nam ent at the T o w e rs Saturday. All p ro c e e d s w ere d o n ated to the Educational S u pport P rogram at A S U . •T h e B-.52’s in concert at the Mesa Am phitheatre at 8 p.m . C all 644-2560 for more information. •KAET-TV (Channel 8) presents “ Expecting M iracles” Having a baby is easy for. most people, but for an estim ated two to three million American couples, it’s becom e the most difficult part of their lives. This program follows four couples diagnosed aviene HOIR (UTTERS A Perfect Cut Every Tim e s^oo Designer Perm Special w /c o u p o n SHAMPOO w /the $6.95 C U T N o A p p o in tm e n t N ecessary Ever! B rin g T h e W h o le F am ily! $239S w /c o u p o n S h am p o o, C u t & S ty le In c lu d e d Long H a ir S lig h tly H ig h e r crnenc FAfYULY HAIR (UTTERS _CMef1t FflmiLY HAIR (UTTERS University & Rural Rd. Cornerstone Shopping Center 968-8008 Hours: M on.-Fri. 9-9 • Sat. 9-7 • Sun. 12-5 opinion Pay 4 State greM 13,1989 Child drow nings Parents, lawm akers, community must remain vigilant Kelly Pearce Editor The weather is sizzling hot and the water in the pool is soothing cold. But for some this combination can be deadly. This summer, horrible nightmares of infants squeezing through die fence around the family pool and falling in — never to breathe again — are blasting the airwaves nationally and taking up the front pages of Valley newspapers. Arizona leads the country in child drownings under the age of four and each of us needs to make an effort to knock the wind out of the skyrocketing number of drowning deaths in Phoenix. To date, there have been 35 drownings — 21 of which were children — in 1989. This is a blemish that has put Arizona on the map of statistics and now it is time to wipe this out. Even if a child does not die from falling into the family pool, he or she may have to live in a vegetated state for the rest of their lives — possibiyafatew ofseth andeath . There are more than two million people in the Phoenix area and about 180,000 swimming pools. That’s a lot of potential drownings — which creates more of a challenge for Phoenicians. As the number of drowning deaths seem to increase each week, some people are not standing by to keep counting. A massive safety .awareness campaign has been implemented and it heralds, “Just a Few Seconds.” So far, the program has drawn the support of national health officials, pool companies and news media. * In a d d itio n , the V a lle y is on a cardiopulmonary-resuscitation craze in an effort to save those who fall into the pools. Chances for survival are much higher, if someone is able to perform CPR on drowning victims as soon as they are discovered. Tim e is'of the essence. TheValley is waking to the epidemic that has struck Arizona — 82,000 people showed up for free CPR lessons Saturday at the Phoenix Civic Center. Also, two support groups — Desert Parents of Near Drowning and the East Valley Grief Support Family Group — have come to life to ease the pain of those who have lost or nearly lost someone to drowning. ‘ . . . each o f us needs to make an effort to knock the wind out o f the skyrocketing number o f drowning deaths in Phoenix. ' . Maricopa County requires that pool owners construct a 44-foot perimeter wall around the yard and the county Board of Supervisors are considering a proposal that would require pool owners to fence in their pool areas. These examples show that drowning deaths are also the concern of governmental bodies. A r iz o n a ’ s e p id e m ic is everyo n e s problem. The drowning figures may be stifling, but Valley residents are energized to stop the deaths. It’s sad that events like this a r e the only way people start to take notice. It would be nice if after only one drowning Valley residents would make sure they knew CPR and tightly secured their pools, but that’s not reality. It takes awhile before people wake up and smell the coffee afterall Phoenix’s drowning incidents have already made most of the three m ajo r national television nightly newscasts. But that’s in the past. I f the concern that has been sparked saves lives, then it is all worth it. Hopefully, as the hot su m m e r months wane, _the drowning deaths will decrease but people will continue to use caution with children around pools. Afterall, the children are our future Let’s give them a chance. ’ RITTER letters Support appreciated Editor: To all our friends at ASU : John and I want to express our appreciation and thanks to each and everyone for th e contributions, support and love shown during this very trying time in our lives. The turnout at the Tribute to Lou Gehrig Firebirds game was heartwarming, and for all who made a special effort to be there, “ TH ANK YO U.” Each day we hope and pray that through research, the reason for this dreadful disease is found so that treatment can be available and families will not share the mental anguish and loss of body function those afflicted with A.L.S. experience. One never realizes how many people are “ out there” for you when a crisis strikes, but John and I can attest that this ol’ world is full of many kind and caring people. Without them, and our best friend, TH E LORD, we never would have made it thus-far. Many, many heartfelt thanks, and God bless you all. Joan and John Rowland \ WAIT.'! LETS THlhlK About THIS first...WE COULD ACL BE RISKING A WftWMCOWUfMNBiOfl* University continues to ‘nickle and dime’ former student Editor: In May 1989 I completed m y course of studies and graduated from ASU with a Bachelor’s Degree in Liberal Arts. Now it appears that I won’t receive my diploma due to a $10 fee incurred through the fault of the slow-working offices of the Parking Appeals Board. My story is as follows: One early weekend morning prior to Christmas break 1988, I parked in a near vacant lot at the south-east com er of College and Apache for less than an hour so that I could complete m y final business for the semester. This is not where I would usually park, but there was a marathon taking place through the streets of Tempe blocking off M ill Avenue and west-bound Apache Boulevard, so there was no access to my usual parking area nor the free parking areas around Tempe and ASU. I received a ticket because that lot was for dorm residents only. M y appeal was rejected. I was told that it is necessary to pay the ticket in order to appeal to the Board, which I did, and won my appeal fou r m onths la te r when the matter finally camé before them. puring Spring Break I received another ticket for parking outside the Music Building in a lot where the gate was under construction and the lot was changing its restrictions. When billed for this ticket I STATE PRESS KELLY PEARCE Editor stated that I had won an appeal for the same amount of the second ticket, and that this money would undoubtedly be applied to that ticket once the fee was refunded on the books. To this the Accounts Receivable office replied that this did not concern them, and that if the money was not received within,the following month, already after m y appeal was won, that I would incur a $10 penalty fee. I am appalled and fed up! After all the money spent on my education — which due to many inadequate teachers on tenure was not worth the retail value — the esteemed University wants to milk me for a f i n a l $io! Tuition, books, parking fees and special fees t v LETTER POLICY o 7 h.® Sfafe Press welcomes and encourages written response from our readers on a l ly lO p IC . ’ ■ ■•. GARY JACKSON M anaging Editor News Editor........................... ........................ADRIANE HOPKINS Arts Editor............................... ........................................ M ISH TELL .................... ..............M IKE RITTER Photo Editor........................... ........................... ...JACK BEASLEY Staff Reporter........ t ..... . ...... ........................ TYRO NE MEIGHAN CONTRIBUTING W RITERS: Vicki C u lver,1Darrin Hostetler, Joel Horn, Ben McConnell,Tom i McElroy, Brian Tassinari. ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: Bob C astle, Frank Culver, Dan EUstrom, Chad Frazee, Paul Lee, Ray Zickel. The State Press is published on Thursday during the Sum m er sem ester at M atthews Center, Room 15, Arizona S tate University, Tem pe. Arizona 85287. Newsroom: (602) 965*2292. W e do not answer questions o f a general nature. Advertising and Production: (£02) 965*7572. i The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively published for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU adm inistration, faculty, staff or student body. aside, did I not also have to pay $15 for a cap and gown that was not worth $5? Yes I did, and not a penny more shall ASU receive from me. If the University from which I graduated, for which I worked so hard academically and directly, which expects me to represent it and acknowledge it in m y future accomplishments, if that University wants to nickle and dime me and keep m y diploma for a lousy $18 fee that was caused internally by its own offices, then I say fine. Keep the damned thing, for I would be ashamed to display it! David M. Gro.th and n° lon9er than ,hree pa9es in I^Qth un?Jefsirv|nan rienhnUnp,fUl1 T appropriale reasSm " Cq ss s,andin9 and major (or other affiliation with the Requests f° r an* W . Be granted with an A»*!6!.® are Sljhiect to editing by the opinion pag£ editor. detk in fhP h a c im In T f m person w,th a Photo 10 ‘° ‘he State Press front T ° Ma«hews Center or else addressed to: State Press. 15 Matthews Center, Arizona State University. Tempe AZ 85287-1502. quotable "An economist is an expert who will know tommorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. ” fifes - '---------«------- ’Vp- — — — .Laurencfe E Peter - op-ed State Press Page^ Thursday, August 3,1989 Excerpts fromcasualty list yields odd mix of victims hunter S. Thompson North American Syndicate The fallow ing is a “Best o f H unter S. Thompson” column. It originally appeared in Oct. 1986. Sandinistas, and Gregg by his own kind, the gray people, who will judge him by their own ru les. . . which are basically the same as our own, but they tend to be worded differently. In the spook world they use words like “ departure” and “ termination” in ways that would not be acceptable in the general business community. “ Departure,” for instance, is what happened to those two American, pilots who died when their plane was shot down by a SAM missile in Nicaragua, and “ termination” is what will happen as soon as possible to Eugene Hasenfus, who somehow walked away from the crash, and now sits and squaws like The Raven above the doorway tb Bush for President headquarters. I f he had died, he would have been a hero — like the others — but by allowing himself to be captured before he could chop out his own tongue or eat the Death P ill that he was supposed to be carrying at all times in the hollowed-out handle of his commando/survival knife, he became a huge and instant lia b ility — a “ loose end,” as they say in the trade, with no future at all in the business he had chosen. Even if he survives the trial without going insane or being hit like Lee Harvey Oswald by his own people, he will be better off marrying a Miskito Indian woman or even a fat young boy from some cannibal tribe in Ecuador than by crawling out of the courtroom, when the trial is finished, and catching the first plane north to Miami. No job w ill be waiting for him in that town. They w ill grab him out of the airport and put him in a canal full of alligators, and when his bdy turns up with the others he will get a minor mention in the local newspapers. “ Form er Mercenary Found Dead in Hialeah Swamp; No Clues in Brutal Murder. “LA S VEGAS, Nev. — An unidentified man, who hired a p ilot, a witness am i a photographer to videotape a stunt that apparently went awry, plunged from an airplane at 10,000 feet, and p olice Wednesday found the body o f a man wearing a p a rtly deployed parachute under a white dinner jacket. A ca r parked two m iles from where the body was found had two flashlights aim ed upward through the Windshield and a Las Vegas m ap on the fron t seat. ” — USA Today, Nov. 9,1986 The banshees screamed for a lot of people last week. It was an unnaturally grim string ofSays, like a flashback to the time of The Plague. Many were called and many bit the bullet. The casualty list was long, and it was an interesting m ix qf names. . There was Bernard Kalb from the State Department, John Zaccaro from Queens, and Lyndon LaRouche from Virginia... .There was also Roger Clemens from Boston, John DeLorean from New Jersey, Yasser Arafat, formerly of Tunis, Dan Rather from Park Avenue, and some genuinely hapless dupe named Eugene Hasenfus, who now resides in a Many of the people who were in bad trouble last week made bamboo cage in-Nicaragua. Others were not so well-known. There was a fisherman the news for reasons that made a mockery of the old notion that “ there is no such thing as bad publicity.” named Johann from Reykjavik, the philosopher-sheriff from People like Richard Nixon and Wilbur Mills used to say Aspen and the third-base coach of the California Angels. The most obscure case of all — except for the sport from Las that. But'they are gone, now — after learning, the hard way, Vegas — was Donald P. Gregg, who turned up on the staff of that it only applies to show business. Dan Rather, still cranked up by his adventure in power Vice President Bush in the role of “ black ops/control officer” for the botch in Nicaragua that resulted in the nasty . politics at CBS, got all the action he wanted during a spectacle of Hasenfus being led out of the jungle on a leash by midnight stroll on Park Avenue when he was savagely beaten by two thugs because he failed to answer their first question: a gang of smiling little men. They w ill both go on trial very soon — Hasenfus b y the “ Kenneth, What is the frequency?” Nobody seems to know exactly what happened next, except that Rather was beaten like an egg-sucking dog for not knowing The Frequency. • • • At another end of the spectrum last week was a dispatch out of Cairo by New York Tim es correspondent John Kifner about PLO chieftain Yasser Arafat, who was recently expelled from Tunisia by presidential edict. The reasons were never made entirely clear, except as just another rumble in the harsh world of pan-Arab politics, but there was clearly fa r more to the story. U gly rumors out of Tunis had persisted for many months, but it is not in the nature of Arabs to speak publicaly about essentially private things like adultery, debasement and treachery . . . and when Kifner finally wrote the story and sent it, the Tim es did not reward him with the traditional bonus that normally comes with a scoop. The Headline on P age 3 said “ PLO Moving From Tunis to Yemen,” and the first nine graphs w ere intensely dark and political. But paragraph 10 was different: “ A key factor, according to Arab diplomatic sources, was that the aging and ailing Tunisian president, Habib Bourguiba, had quarreled with and divorced his wife, Wassila, who was sympathetic to Mr. Arafat and the P L O . .. The initial result, Arab diplomats said, was the loss of the villa set aside for Mr. Arafat.” Yasser has never been well-liked or popular in the Arab League nations. He is ugly and loud, and spittle flies o ff his lips when he talks. His beard is unclean and his eyes are like bags of dirty water. The starch in his uniforms gets rancid after two or three days of soaking up fatty acids, and even good friends avoid him in private. Even the most jaded and degenerate hacks in the Beirut Press Club could not bring themselves to sign their names to a story so repulsive as the saga of Yasser and Wassila. The shameful squatting in the night on the pillows of the presidential villa — in full view of the servants and sometimes even the press — was intolerable. The story is over for now. A t a press conference last Tuesday, Arafat announced that the new PLO headquarters would be either in South Yemen, East Beirut or Kharg Island. h eat w a v e Wednesday ladies w e ll, w in e & ¿■aft 75* jagerm eister $ 1 . 0 0 pitch er o f beer $ 1 .5 0 _______ m ug club challenge bring your ow n m ug & w e w ill fill it w ith m iller lite fo r on ly 75* ItUiJUMl, IhK ¿III i l l |j|| huge happy hour specials 25-foot com plim entary m exican bu ffet w ell, w ine & draft $ 1 .0 0 m argaritas $ 1 .5 0 tequila shots $ 1 .0 0 liv e entertainm ent 8-close w ith W ALT RICHARDSON tee tim e 11:30-7:00 en joy happy hour prices & lon g island iced tea $ 1 .0 0 liv e entertainm ent 9-close w ith 1290 N. Scottsdale Road (1 block north of Curry) •---- 1- • ‘ 1• 1...... _ “ B Tempe HcIGUifi» ~ Wiktr ^ 829-0790 Danforth Chapel cross free from lawsuits for now By T Y R O N E M EIGH AN State P re s s The Arizona Civil Liberties Union has decided not to file a lawsuit over the controversial cross atop Danforth Chapel, but the organization has not ruled out future legal challenges. The ACLU’s decision was based oh the fact that the cross was taken down by vandals or the wind about two weeks ago. “ We think because the cross has been taken down, it is moot to file a lawsuit,” said Louis Rhodes, executive director of the ACLU. “ You can’t have something removed that isn’t there. The next step is clearly the University’s.” But Rhodes said the civil rights organization will not forget about the issue and may file a suit against the University if the cross is reaffixed on the chapel. “ We think it (the cross) is unconstitutional,” he said. Rhodes cited a U.S. Supreme Court decision in July as evidence that the cross is unconstitutional. In that case, the Court said a cross inside a federally-owned mall showed support for the Christian faith, and therefore, was unconstitutional because there wasn’t separation of church and state. Rhodes said he will send a letter to the University stating ACLU ’s position. ■ Larry Mankin, assistant to the president, said the administration is waiting to receive the letter and will take appropriate actioii then. Jaynee Teagardin, president of Campus Aglow — the fundamental Christian group most opposed to taking the cross down — said the issue was settled by former ASU president J. Russell Nelson. “ I ’m very disturbed that the decision of President Nelson has not been honored or respected with the replacement of another cross,” she said. Nelson made his decision to keep the cross — one of his last official acts as ASU president — despite the Faculty Senate and Associated Students of ASU voting to remove the cross. Nelson wrote in an open letter to the community on June 30 that “ despite the stong objections of those who favor removal of the cross, there are many students, faculty and staff who believe to the contrary.” The cross has been the subject of debate this year since the introduction of a resolution by faculty senate member and PROFESSIONAL TESTING CENTER presents $80* Law School Admissions Seminars m si* n r and "Pi 'JsS&i? it SVte- MBA School Admissions Seminars I All candidates for business and law school are invited to a free lecture by the BAR/BRI staff of experts. Topics of discussion include: when and where to apply, what type of academic criteria is required by top schools, how to write your personal statements, why your interview is important, how to increase your LSAT score by 10 points! how to increase your GM AT score b y . 100 points and (most importantly) how to get into the MBA or law program of your choice. m m @ m m D IS C O U N T L a w /M B A •W e d ., July 19 6 -9 p.m. H oliday Inn - Tem pe •T u e s ., Aug. 8 6 -9 p.m . ASU M em orial U nion •M o n ., Sept. 11 6 -9 p.m . H oliday Inn - Tem pe English professor Randel Helms. The measure stated that removal of tlje cross is necessary because it is an explicitly Christian symbol and the chapel was designed to be multi­ faith. ASU Interim President Richard Peck has said the University will not replace the cross on the chapel until all the legal issues are settled. He said it would not be appropriate to spend the money to fix the bent cross if legal fhaiipnges result in the cross being taken down. Rhodes said because ASU is a state institution, it should not spend the taxpayers’ money to fix the cross. But Teagardin said the University does not need to spend money to repair the cross.* “ I ’m sure the Christian community would provide a cross ” she said, adding that “ any cross will do.” “ Now, everybody is just sitting in this ridiculous limbo.” Despite threatening a lawsuit, there is a scenario where the ACLU could be on the University’s side, Rhodes said. “ I can envision people trying to force the University with a lawsuit to put it up,” he said, adding that in that case, the ACLU would fight to keep the cross down. m IH M Dramatic Savings on ali types of bicycles, at all price ranges! Law O n ly •T u e s ., O ct. 3 6:30-9:30 p.m. ASU M em orial U nion •W e d ., O ct. 25 6 -9 p.m . H oliday Inn - Tem pe AiVÌÌ'. M B A O nly. SSSiS •W e d ., Aug. 30 6 -9 p.m . ASU M em orial U nion & ftl S». n FREE DRAW INGI '«isvsfw C a ll (8 0 0 ) 7 77 -E X A M to re s e rv e y o u r s e a t .ifir i l i This one hour seminar could drastically increase your chances of admissionI ■ $ }£ < Jy-"l.-; F O R E X A IT A L IA N tC E CREAM M P L E N ew M o u n ta in B ik e s f r o m * 1 3 5 .9 5 includes water bottle, cage and rear rack! 8. R u ra l R oad • A t 02 In th e Cornerstone 9 6 8 * 4 2 9 2 G ELA TO ¡ YOGURT BUY 1 GET 1 J |, B U Y IC E T I ! VaPRIGE E x p e rt repairs! FREE Hours: M o n .-S at. 9 - 6 Sun. 11 - 4 New Ten Speed fro m * 9 9 .9 5 ! DISCOUNT BICYCLES 909 E. Lem on 966^0842 State Press Thursday, August 3,1989 Page | ASU becomes test market j B y KELLY P E A R C E State P re s s Jack B easley J r./S ta te Praam D ean na H ey w o o d , com m unications officer with V alley National B an k ’s marketing division, dem on strates the u s e o f th e n e w com pu ters installed in the ban k ’s n ew branch at Rural and T errace. P s n a m p o Q /C u t Reg. *13°° ASU Students Always *10 w/I.D. Open Late Til 8 Tues-Wed 9 am-8 pm Thurs-Sat 9 am-5 pm WIZARDS 1041 E. Lemon Introductory Otter 967-2360 i f T ilin p e ’ s -¿ C IN M L C PLANTATION. Sip a c M g ff: ; * J jfrefh in g iced coffee, tea, ' I cappuccino, espresso, lemonade ? or Malian soda. HAPPY HOUR All drinks are 1/2 price between 4 & 7 p.m. M on.-Fri. Live E it t e r ia in lr a e n f Backgam m oneCheckerseChess 829-7678 Open: M-TH7am-10pm Fri 7am-Midnight Sat 8am-Midnight Sun Bam-IOpm * COFFEE* PLANTATION Corner of 6th & M ill Neon. How-to videotapes. News updates. Music. These things are usually not associated with a bank, but the new student-oriented Valley National Bank at the corner of Rural and Terrace has turned ASU into a test market using these gadgets and techniques. “ We’ve tailored this new branch to meet the needs of students,” said Deanna Heywood, communications officer with VNB’s marketing division. “ W e have found through research that students want a more high-tech bank that’s up-to-date.” ' During the braneh’s grand opening hoopla Monday, Heywood said the bank is the first to go this far. The structure is full of neon signs, a silent radio with all of the latest news flashing across it and soft rock ’n’ roll music playing inside and outside. “ We have discovered that this sort of thing is becoming a trend across the country,” she said, adding that VNB branches are primarily in Arizona but there is one in Utah and California. “ Other banks h a ve s ta rte d th in kin g about doing something like this but this idea is in its beginning stages. W e’re going to learn a lot from this.” N.W. “ Red” Pope, senior vice president for VNB’s marketing, said about 90 percent of the bank’s clientele will be comprised of s t u d e n t s i n t e r e s t e d in c h e c k in g transactions. Because of this, the bank is geared for quick, easy service, he added. “ W e’ve kind of had fun here to tell you the truth,” Pope said, adding that the idea began a year ago with research and student polling. The new 3,000-square-foot branch and a soon-to-be-constructed branch at University and Mill, will take the place o f the current VNB branch at Apache and Rural. ASU owns the land that the domed bank stands Turn to B ranch, page 10. Page 3.1989 Polls show Sym ington ahead in race B y T Y R O N E M EIGH AN 16 percent and commands 23 percent in rural Arizona. Among older voters, Mecham would receive 26 percent of the votes. Conversely, he has fallen badly within the ranks of GOP women — only one in ten would vote for the former governor, who was impeached on April 4,1988. Davis said Mecham’s core supported is expected. “ Every candidate who has run one or more times will have a solid base they can stand on,” he said. But Mecham said he has more than just core support. “ W e’ve got people throughout (his state,” he said, adding that he finds “ smiles and approvals” wherever he goes in the state. “ The unkind looks I get are almost non-existent.” State P r e s s The 1990 gubernatorial campaign is more than a year away but the polls indicate that Phoenix developer F ife Symington is leading all GOP contenders with form er Gov. Evan Mecham still holding on to his core support. But Kurt Davis, executive director of the Republican party, said it is too early to determine if the polls are measuring voter intentions. “ I think they (polls) are strictly a snapshot at that moment,” he said, adding that polls can change weekly this early in the campaign. Symington, Mecham and teacher Bob Barnes are the only GOP candidates to officially announce their candidacy. But also included in the poll were Fred Koory, chairman of Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, insurance executive Jack Londen and Phoenix attorney Don Meyers. The poll is based on a survey in early July of 751 residents throughout Arizona by the Behavior Research Center of Arizona. The margin of error is estimated at plus or minus 6.3 percent. The poll was designed to monitor GOP candidates only — no Democratic contenders were included in the poll. Sym ington’ s v o te r appeal skyrocketed a fte r his announcement to run for governor earlier this year, but it has slowed according to this recent poll. However, even with his support waning, Symington appears to be the man to beat, attracting 18 percent of the overall GOP vote and 26 percent among Republicans most likely to vote in primaries. Outside of Maricopa County, Symington attracts about 10 percent of tire vote. Davis said Symington is getting more known and is “ running a very professional campaign.” Mecham continues to attract his hard core support of about Koory, who is expected to announce this fall, shows early voting strength in several key constituencies, including retirees, longer term residents, Republicans most likely to vote, rural voters and men. However, Koory only has six percent of the statewide GOP vote. Four percent of those polled would vote for Londen. “ Jack may wait later than the rest of the field if he decides to.get in,” Davis said. He added that-Londen has name recognition and does not need to enter the race as soon to establish himself. Londen was one of the candidates vying for the governorship in last year’s recall election that was nullified by the Arizona Supreme Court. Meyers also has not announced His intention of running for the state’s highest office but is expected to in August. According to the poll, GOP voter interest in Meyers was less than one percent in July with no support outside Maricopa County. In addition, the poll indicates that'more Republicans today are uncommitted in the governor’s race than at anytime in the past six months — 48 percent are currently withholding their vote for any one of six the candidates. East V alley O ffice (602)926-2636 B ilinsk i,B o h m & A ssociates ,p .c . Practice limited to personal injury and insurance law. Western Savings Tower, 1201 S. Alma School Road, Suite'6650 Mesa, A Z 85210 ------------ — C O U P O N -------------I I I C O C lasses B e g in S a tu rd ay A u gu st 19. “I I I I Full Service Car Wash SAVE $2.00 $095 c o w /th is ad u 968-6730 o N 1016 E. Broadway Complete A E R O Polishing & Detailing Available. Expires 8-24-89 (East of Rural) Tempe 1301 E. U n iversity Tem pe B IC S F o r Inform ation Call 8 2 9 -9 3 4 7 Calculators that raise sim plicity to asd en ce. Hewlett-Packard Scientific and Financial Calculators. Wtinl 1 S U u BROIDUflY p M OR WASH p 0 N 1 I I H EW LETT PACKARD Y es! I w an t a FREE backpack from HP! 25% OFF L is t P ric e L is t HP’s proud NEW family of quality calculators. There's one for you! a HEWLETT PACKARD PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS EQUIPMENT: INC. 4134 EAST WOOD STREET, SUITE 260 PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85040 M odel D e s c r ip t io n HP14B HP17B HP19B HP22S HP27S HP28S HP32S HP42S Alg, 100 Functions „ Alg.250FuncL6.5KMem.Opt/Prt Alg,450Funct, 6.5KMem, Opt/Prt Alg.200FuncL6.7KMem.Opt/Prt Alg 250Funct.6.7KMem,Opt/Prt Al/RPN, 1500FuncL32KMem,Opt/Prt RPN. 180 Funct,390Bytes,Opt/Prt RPN,600Funct, 7.2KMem, Opt/Prt P r ic e 79.95 110.00 175.00 59.95 110.00 235.00 69.95 120.00 1-10 Freeway SOON! State Press 67-year-old retiree goes back to school By G A R Y J A C K S O N State P re ss Jack B easley J r./S ta te Press 87-year-old Chuck G e ig e r, an A S U leisure stu dies student, le ad s a m orning exercise c ls s s fo r se n io rs at the P a ra d ise V alley Com ­ munity C enter W e d n e sd a y . Having recently graduated from high school, many students will register for classes at ASU in hopes of receiving an education that will lead to a prosperous career. However, one student will approach the fall courses from a different perspective. Chuck Geiger, 67, a former mechanical contractor and owner of the midwest-based Geiger and Co., retired 10 years ago and is back in school. He will graduate in May 1990, with a bachelor’s of science degree in leisure studies. • „ ’ “ It’s something I always wanted to do,” Geiger said. “ I want to continue to take classes as long as I live. “ I ’ve set my priorities — it’s what I enjoy doing.” G eig er, whose em phasis is iirban recreation, said a bachelor’s degree in leisure studies is no longer a physical' education degree. Students are required to serve an internship itf jiddition to volunteer hours. This summer, Geiger registered for 18 credit hours — 12 hours for his internship at the Paradise Valley Community Center plus two three-credit classes. In the fall he will enroll fo r 18 hours at ASU West. In May he will receive his diploma having earned 140 credits, as opposed to the usual 126. “ I know I ’m going to be plenty busy,” he said. “ I always have been. I like that.” Geiger, who has a better than 3.5 grade point average, said he is collecting material so he can beginx his master’s degree immediately after he graduates next spring. “ It’s something I ’ve been dreaming about for years,” Geiger said. " I t ’s going to give me a lot of satisfaction.” After graduation from high school 46 years ago, Geiger was an apprentice, a journeyman and eventually a business contractor. In the past, Geiger said he enrolled in specialty classes that provided him with information he needed at the time instead of going to college right out of high school. In 1979, Geiger moved to Arizona from Debuque, Iowa, and said he has never felt better because he prefers the dryness and heat over the dreariness and rain. “ I like it hère very much,” he said. “ I like the low humidity and I like the sunshine.” In the fall of 1986, Geiger took a few classes at Rio Salado Community College in the Paradise Valley Mall Center to see how he could do. He later attended the Paradise Valley Community College. As part of the first class to graduate from the. new community college, Geiger earned an associate’s degree, making the honor’s list with a 3.61 grade point average. The degrees were furnished by Scottsdale Community College because PVCC was not accredited at that time. As part of the course work for one of his ASU classes, Geiger said he observed a basketball tournament for retarded high school boys. He was asked by the coordinator if he wanted to work with senior citizens and was hired May 15 to design and im p lem en t a sen io r-o rien ted sports p r o g r a m fo r the P a r a d is e V a lle y Community Center. “ It was a stretch exercise class when I got Turn to Gviger, page 11. April C. Calmelat* FNP and Tom Wisener, O B /G Y N NP are pleased to announce the opening of U n iv e r s it y W o m e n 1« C lin ic , In c at 21 W. Baseline Rd., Tempe purchase & (SW Corner of Baseline and Mill) (6 0 2 1 8 3 1 -5 5 3 2 Schlotzsk/s s p e c ia liz in g in a f f o r d a b l e w o m e n ’s h e a lt h c a r e in c lu d in g : p a p s m e a r s , b i r t h c o n t r o l , V D c a r e , a n d o t h e r g y n e c o lo g ic a l c o n c e r n s 2245 W- B r o a d w a y ■M e s a » 9 6 2 -6 1 3 3 . j T e m p e V ¡»a g e S q u ir e S ip e C in tir . 10 E 10th & Tem p • 86É7672 Annual exam and pap sm ear $ 2 7 with this coupon.(Offer expires 1 0 -3 1 -8 9 .) Not vaBdwIth any other ailer. IT ’S YOUR M O VE.. d o n ’t s e t t le th a n th e f o r le s s b e s t1 LUXURY APARTM ENT FEATURES: 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 Choice of 4 color interiors Mini blinds Vertical blinds.wM* valances Brass ceiling fins European cabinetry Walk-in closets available Private batatmy/patio Security alarm system in every apartment! 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 Free hot water Free cable TV - 30 stations! 2 pools, 2 therapy spas 7 barbecue areas lighted, covered parking Laundry facilities Large exercise room with weight machines Whitewater $ T ra g e d y . QUADRANGLES V IL L A G E While Supply hosts First-Time Residents Only Minimum fv Month Lease M W R IM IN IV 1255 University Drive Tempe. AZ 85281 968-8118 S r. tu rn e r University & NtW&RECYCLEDFASHIONS B u y - S e ll «Trade ‘ I like the Buffalo because the buyers are really selective. They choose the besfto buy, so we get quality clothes. The clothes are always in fashion. There's always something new. Yo u w on’t see the same things day after day because they are constantly buying.” * -Le s lie Smith 227 W. University Dr. Tempe. À2 85281 (602)968-2557 Complete coverage of the dramatic arts. T he State P ress M agazine A W K E K I. Y C O I. L E C E T O \Y Y J O l R \ A 1. State P re« Thursday, August 3,1989 Branch. Heywood said. On touring the student-oriented branch, red is prevelant — a color Heywood said is pleasing to students. Continued from page 7. and will take it over in September. The branch at University and Mill will be geared to the merchant market. It is slated to open in mid-September when the ApacheRural location closes. Heywood said VNB picked ASU because the student market is easy to test because they are vocal and like change. She added that VNB may begin targeting other groups. “ For example, in Sun City we might have a reading room because people there like to sit down and read the W all Street Journal,” One of the branch’s main attractions is a S ilen tR a d io s e r v ic e that is gaining popularity across the country, Pope said, adding that he plans to install them in other VNB branches. News, sports, entertainment and ASU events cross the board in red lettering.. To the left of the teller service, is the branch’s Data Center where students can Crime. Continued from page 1. Tempe was below the national average in the number of reported sexual assaults in 1968, Austin said, and is “ right at the national average” in 1989. “ National figures indicate 35 out of every 100,000 people are sexually assaulted and report it,” he said. “ But most law $ 14 0 0 Haircuts Reg. $17.00 SAVE$3.00 Includes Shampoo & Conditioner (With Coupon) mer Sur2rial SP®° P erm s $ 5 .0 0 O ff Regular $ 1 0 .0 0 O ff Spiral Wraps Includes Shampoo, Conditioner & Cut W ithCouponforFirstTim eCustom ersOnly C e llo p h a n e .-. ......... .. $ 2 2 .0 0 H ig h lig h ts ...... ............... $ 4 0 .0 0 With Coupon fo r First Time Customers Only Mn&UbmoisHr 9ytng M o n .-S a t. 9 :3 0 -8 :3 0 Sun. 11:30-4:00 966-6111 933 E. University SECorner Rural &University Are You Studying For Last Year’s LSAT? If you’re not taking Stanley H. Kaplan to prepare for the ' new 1SAT, yon could be wasting time studying fo r an exam that’s already outdated. That’s because unlike most test prep companies, our research department acts on test changes before others even know they exist. And with Kaplan, you'll benefit from our 50 years o f experience, small classes and superior teaching methods. So when it comes to preparing fo r the new LSAT, study with the one test prep company that always does its homework. «STANLEY H. KAPLAN Jfc Take K aplan O r Take Your G la n c e s S S A T • P S A T • S A T • A C H IE V E M E N T S • ACT • LSAT • GMAT • GRE • MCAT • DAT • GRE PSYC H • GRE B IO • O A T • TO E FL • NMB • NDB • NCLEX-RN • MSKP • FMGEMS • FLEX • CGFNS • CPA • BAR EXAM • NTE If you have to take o ne of these tests, take Kaplan f ir s t . O u r s tu d e n ts g e t th e h ig h e s t s c o r e s . W e've proven It to over one m illion students. Let us prove It to you. 1 KAPLAN STANLÉYR XAPI AN EDUCATIONAL O N TERUD Enroll In next test and get the next test date FBlfe 967-2967. access information on computers. The “ customer' input” terminal lets students find out what VNB has to offer them. The “ interest/income projection” terminal allows them to play around and determine costs. For example, they can find out how much in monthly payments they would have to pay on a new car. The “ how-to” videotape player allows new students to find out how to set up checking and savings accounts, and things of that nature. Finally, the “ account information” IBM enforcement people will say only about one of ten sexual assaults is reported.” Another crime that has increased in Tempe is burglary, which Austin said is due to the poor economic conditions in the Valley and TempeTs population increase. However, Austin said the increase in burglaries is due mostly to alcohol and drug abuse. computer allows the student to find out his/her banking statement. Pope said the construction cost for the bank are the same as any of VNB’s branches, but $10,000 was added to the origiiial price tag because o f marketingrelated elements installed in the studentoriented branch. Heywood said music is played inside and a speaker is located next to the two automatic teller machines outside. “ I hope students don’t hear the music and say ‘Let’s go party at the Valley National Bank ATM ,’ ” she joked. “ We end up arresting 12 to 15 people per week specifically for drug offenses,” he said. “ Numerous drug users are arrested for other crimes such as burglary.” . Austin said that when juveniles are arrested and taken to the Durango Juvenile Facility in Phoenix, they are tested for drug usage and well over 50 percent are found to have used drugs. Stot« Pr»M Thursday, August Smoke - 3 , 1989 ...... P . - ? -■VVJ V -. . ...., . ~ Continued from page 1. a g e jl ££ Physical Sciences F-wing, said some of the lab rooms in the building contain chemicals. On the sixth floor, where smoke was also detected, he said there was liquid nitrogen and other chemicals. Although vehicles crammed the mall, Stump was not surprised. “ This is a big building,” he said, adding that if a fire broke out many firefighters and equipment would be needed. However an onlooker, who wished to remain-anonymous said the only reason there were so many vehicles is because “ it’s ASU.” “ What’s wrong with this picture,” she said, as she pointed to a group of firefighters chatting. “ It’s because ASU is a' state school.” All but a couple of the vehicles had vacated the mall by 7:30 p m. following a decree by Thumith that the Tempe Fire Department had completed their job. The building was closed as of 8 p.m. as Physical Plant troubleshooters combed therooms. Although participation is expected to increase when the winter visitors return in the fall, Geiger said he was amazed there were 45 people exercising one day last week. States Tennis Association. He is currently the Southwestern Tennis Association head verifier for the National Tennis Rating Program. “ I started playing tennis back in the 30s, but I didn’t start teaching formally until 15 years ago,” Geiger said, adding that he does not try to force the senior citizens to conform to an orthodoxed style of play. “ I try to give them enough pointers to make their game more enjoyable. They’re taking to it w ell.” dismayed that he could not lecture Wednesday night. “ We won’t lose too much time,” Riden said. A graduate student who was passing by commented, “ Did I leave my coffeepot on?” Ed Stump, associate chairman of the Geiger C ontinued from page 9. there,” he said. “ I refined that and went on to add tennis, volleyball and walking.” Geiger said most senior citizens attend the stretching segment, which he leads. Geiger has a long history with the United $2.00 Off Grease 'n Go's Valvollne Lube, Oil & Filter Service 1355 S. McClintock Tempe, 894:2798 Good only with coupon. Not valid with any other offer . . . .. ; People who know use Valyoline! m k W & t BEST OF THE WEST . jí- Restaurants - 99* MEAL! 'B u y one meal at re g u la r p rice and receive a second meal o f equal o r less fo r o n ly 99$ •o ffe r good anytime •present coupon when ordering •n o t good with any other offer •o ffe r expires 8-10-89 * T ^ O L O C A T IO N S MAY WEST - University & McClintock. Tempe Daytime Mon-Fri till 2 pm Sat & Sun till 3 pm Nighttime Open Every Night From 10 pm Tuesdays & Thursdays MAY’S BEST OF THE WEST 1021 W. University, Tempe Mon-Sat 6 am-2 pm. Sun 7 SO am-1 pm HOT SUMMER NIGHT TEASE? YOU WANT TOME AND GO TO ^ $1.50 ASSORTED TEAS < Tuesday & Thursday $1 MARGS Monday, Wednesday, Sunday 25° DRAFTS $2 PITCHERS L* The taste isdivine. DutchChoHere's the first step. Just go to Penguin's Place Frozen Yo­ colate. Fresh strawberries. And brownies. All melting in your gurt and choose a flavor. mouth. Heaven, isn't it? Next, pick a tripping. This part is tricky. Will it be j . '- y But y«u Still have L vi.Wo- f ,)ne thing left to do. crunchy, chewy, hot. cold _ Pray. For , or fruity? Nobody ever • >. those poor saidgettihg to heav /fo lk s who've eh is easy. Now \ never had lift Penguin’s to your lips. ¿".■rsBenguin’s. 2 FORI I I I Hpursk ■ ■ y V*«un-Huf i fi kivj)j Vilyunis IVniiuiits l«i>y (,< (fijjnl in iwir>'.,S ' yuO fr in ii tor ill* ^rrd.aiMlwt-'llin'tu i vini U» l Ili; siVi tilth , ¡ Símil), nit'diumW’* i nmi Ik-OHiuiUi un fiylanjifivtt SjktnfSi 'tally »un* yf.ii^Mtn. |x*r'aisii»nR-r. , VERY UW CAIOMi FROZENYOGURT M -W 11-11:30 pm Th-Sat 11-Mid Th-S Sun T2r11:30pm H ayden Square • 3rd & MHI (Free Parking Across Street) Expires:- 8-10-89 RURAL & APACHE , / arts & entertainment Page 1 2 ThursdayLA u g u s t _ ^ J W 9 _ _ _ _ _ _ ^ — — — J££££5JS*** Ha Ha Ha . . Aloha, Hawaii! Comedian leaves islands for mainland fame # Jack B aatley J r./S ta ta P ra t* C o m edian A n d y Bum atai will perform o n sta ge at the Improv located in the Cornerston e mall this weekend. Bum atal will also b e seen this fall In “A M an C a lled S a rg e ,^ a W arn er Bros, n ew film release. By JENNIFER YEE Contributing writer “Hawaii goes m ainland... ” Comedian Andy Bumatai on his career Tempe’s Improvisation comedy club is a far cry from the Monarch room at the Royal Hawaiian hotel in Waikiki. While many peo­ ple would prefer the cool ocean breezes and comedy_____ tropical huli huli the islands offer, one come­ dian would rather perform amidst the hot, blow dryer—like winds and tackle the mainland comedy club circuit. And pro­ foundly enough, this comedian is a born and raised hawaiian local boy. Andy Bumatai (pronounced boom -ah-tie) has a name that reminds one of a tropical drink to be enjoyed oceanside. But this Makaha boy has come a long way since the days of his Hawaiian-style stand up routines. Back in the early 80s, Bumatai was noted for his unmatched ability to entertain tourists and locals with his ethnic personas and island antics. His comedy career in paradise included a handful of comedy albums, his own television series,“ A ll in the Ohana,” in which he played five different characters as members of a sort of spoof on, “ A ll in the F a m ily." This series caused au­ dience after audience to laugh until they cried and their stomachs cramped up and they thought they were going to pass out, as he conquered every available showroom and appearance he made. But island fever got the best of him, and after almost a decade of renowned success in the islands, Bumatai decided it was time to bring his talents to the mainland. Various network and cable appearances gave Andy the exposure he needed to make his big screen debut, which he did in SPECTR A film ’s,“ Aloha Summer.” His dramatic co-starring role showed the versatility in his performing ability, and he later went on to capture a part in the Paramount pic­ ture,“ Whoopie Boys.” Later this fall, Warner Bros, is due to release a comedy en­ titled,“ A Man Called Sarge,” shot in Israel, in which Bumatai has a leading role as an American Indian. (Though it should be noted that while his phsyical appearance can take on that of Indian, Hispanic, and Cuban, his roots are Filipino, Hawaiian and German.) Bumatai has come a long way with his stand up routine. Gone are the jokes about “ Hanabata Days,” ( “ Hanabata” meaning “ booger” in Hawaiian, and referring to childhood antics) and cock-a-roaches (which is how those in the islands refer to the large, bat-like cockroaches that use your house as their roach motel). His show now displays a much more worldly, intelligent humor. Where as his island audiences sat unaffected by such topics such as AIDS, politics and drugs, crowds on the mainland are guffawing left and right. Though not the most humorous subjects in themselves, through the magic of comedy, Bumatai says, he is able to walk that controversial line for the audience. Still somewhat nervous of performing for diverse mainland audiences, Bumatai uses his nervous energy by pacing energetically back and forth throughout his bit. Y e t he displays a casual air of confidence, which he says along with the strategically placed pauses and ad-libs, are all part of the act. Also included in his act are an array of characters and dialects, baby boomer humor and terrorist nitpickings ( “ Why don’t they ever pick on people who can defend themselves, like Hell’s Angels?” ), and other somewhat profound observation of real-life situations. During a recent State Press interview, Bumatai proved to be an intelligent and in­ sightful comedian. Unlike many of the big name ha-ha’s that use sex and vulgarities to provoke a laugh, Bumatai is both perceptive and serious about his humor. He seems to have no regrets about taking the combined advice from friends such as Don Ho and Pat Morita — on packing up his family and tak­ ing a chance on the mainland. If he gets hom esick fo r H aw aiian -style habits, Hawaii, he says, is just a plane fare away. Andy Bumatai, the “ guy from Hawaii that goes all w ay,” will be performing through Friday at the Improv, located in the Cor­ nerstone. Showtimes are: Thursday, 8:30 p.m., and Friday, 8:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. MT mm* S ta te P r ê t » Page 13 Thursday, August 3,1989 Winter’s music brings sci-fi to life By TO D M CC O Y C o n t r ib u t in g w r it e r Eight years have elapsed since the world heard anything new from Edgar Winter. For awhile, rumour has it, he was lurking in the stage shadows of old sidekick Leon Russell, strumming along for fun and just “ laying back.” Now, it’s quite obvious what he’s been doing all this time — working on the musical score for a blockbuster... novel. That’s right — Winter has combined his musical genius with the literate genius of L. Ron Hubbard to produce an unprecedented mini-maSterpiece that will stick out like a sore thumb for years. The name of Winter’s latest endeavour is Mission Earth, a quirky work named for the gargantuan science fiction work written by Hubbard, the same man who presented the Dianetics approach to life. The album represents quite a feat for Winter, who took more than three years to complete the project. The words and music were all written by Hubbard, but the final score was arranged by Winter. ‘Only two songs were left as-is,” according to Scott Welch of Bridge Publications, publisher of the “ Mission Earth” series. “ They communicated by cassette at first,” trading o ff ideas and ironing out details via the postal express. At times during the album, the lyrics seem a little too simple; in a dogmatic sense they do not match the level and mastery of a veteran songwriter. The fact that Winter did not write the lyrics detracts a tad from the album, making the songs sound forced and choppy, but what the lyrics lack in naturalness, Winter makes up in a delightful piece of earcandy. , The Mission Earth dekalogy (a word meaning “ 10 volumes of one humongous story” ) caps o ff the career of Hubbard, a best-selling science fiction writer since the 1930s. Over 1.2 million words were crammed into those 10 volumes, the largest single work of fiction ever. Every one of the 10 released in hardback readied the New York Tim es bestseller list. Including the Mission E arth story and other works, Hubbard achieved a goal few authors have never dreamt of doing — publishing 14 N Y T bestsellers in three years, the majority posthumously. The Mission Earth story entails a very traditional plot with a twist of cynicism: the Voltarians plan to invade and overtake the planet — as soon as they can clean it up enough to make it liveable (too much crime and pollution). Nearly two dozen musicians worked together with Winter to produce this oddity. The title track is a racy, jazzy lament from the viewpoint of “ lead villain” Soltan Gris, and how he was stuck with the burdensome job of cleaning up the Earth. The album was not intended to summarize the dekalogy, only supplement it. The story cannot be deciphered from listening to the album; you can only figure that out by reading the book. Good marketing strategy, eh? (a Y KNOT PARTY SHOPPE GET YOUR CAR REPAIRED RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! FOR ALL YOUR PARTY NEEDS •Balloon Bouquets •Fresh or Silk Flower Arrangements 20% ■SI ■ - expires 8-15-89 with ad «1111 967-4495 1 4 1 5 E University Between Rural & McC&ntock , » 0 ° v w 0 “W e’ll get the wrinkles out of your body.” R A R E L IO N R E S A L E A F in e S e le c t io n o f Q u a lit y Use d C l o t h in g , a n t iq u e s . Co l l e c t ib l e s , a n d J e w e lr y B U Y IN G S E L L IN G T R A D IN G R R a r e o a r in g D G DETAILING BODY WORK FR EE E s tim ate s on a ll b o d y w o rk ea ls at o o d P •In s u ra n c e claim s w elco m e r ic es Mon . - Sat 10 a .m. - 6 p.m. 921 S. Mill . Tempe U n iv e r s it y Tempe Center (near Pic-n-Save) N 968-6074 •C o llis io n •R e s to ra tio n cSt •Jewelry Repair •Watch Repair •Appraisals DISTINCTIVE... INNOVATIVE... BODY W ORK S Member of American Gem Society Since 1965 717 S. HACIENDA TEMPE 130 E. University Dr. Tem pe 967-8917 QUALITY... INTEGRITY... CALL NOW 921 -2048 T &S JOSEPH BERNING JEWELERS #101 OPEN: ) •S h a m p o o & vacu um •S te a m c le a n e n g in e •W a s h e x te rio r •B u ff e x te rio r •P ro te c tiv e c o a t e x te rio r •P ro te c tiv e c o a t on a ll vin yl & ru b ber Tue . Wed., Frt 9:30 to 5,30 Thurs. ' 9:30 to 6:30 Sat 9:30-4:00 Closed Sun. and M oil__________ S T A T E PR E S S Classified Advertising Matthews -Center South Basement T m u b 965-6731 IN A CAR A C C ID E N T? e r r W N C a h e n o ll A u t o t Y A I t s o u r F a 2 for $6.57 DOUBLE PRINTS lt - c c id e n t A t t o r n e y s I W ho Pays For Y our Pain and S uffering ? ■ W ho Pays For Y our D am aged Car? ■ FR E E C O N SU LTA TIO N I W ho Pays For Y our T im e Lost A t W ork? ■ F ee O nly From Recovery I W ho Pays F or Y our H o sp ital and M ed ical B ills? Passport Photos u It’s Important That You Call For A FREE Appointment ! 2 fo r 1 GEORGGIN & S H A N N or A T T O R N E Y S AT LA W FREE FILM Monday & Wednesday on Develop 6 Print orders SUNSET CAMERA Temps Center — Mill & Univ. 829-0424 . . MESA 1201 S. ALMA SCHOOL RD., SUITE 7950 MESA, ARIZONA 85210 464-9900 PHOENIX 3030 N. 3RD. ST.. SUITE 930 PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85012 . 265-9900 , r-n JOSEPH A. A C ME k irc MFMBFR ARIZONA MANAGING PARTNER: SILENCE. MEMBER. ARIZONA STATE b iA ie BAR o rn GLENDALE 5800 W GLENN DR. SUITE 310 GLENDALE, ARIZONA 85301 435-9900 ERNEST G: GEORGGIN AND MICHAEL A. SHANN; MEMBERS. CALIFORNIA BAR ONLY Page 14 Thursda£i£ggMst^989 C h a n g in g H a n d s BOOKSTORE Brow se through o u r 3 flo o rs o f: • New & Used Books • ■ Calendars & Cards • • Books on Cassette • S e ll o r T ra d e your books at Changing Hands. For quality cloth and paperbacks (n o text­ books, please) w e pay 30% o f our resale price in cash o r 50% in trade-in credit which m ay be used to purchase anything in the store. . __________________ (Sorry, no trade-ins on Sat. or Sun.) M -F 10-9 Sat. 10-6 Sun. 12-5 " 414 M ill Avenue • Tempe • 966-0203 ! S P E C IA L 1 ! \ j ! ! \ t \ \ ! \ j ! ! 4 S T U D E N T FA R ES i ROUND TRIP FROM PHOENIX j C H IC A G O .............. .....$196 N EW YO R K ......... .....$188 M ILW AUK EE........ .... $2 58 DE N V E R ................ .....$1 98 M IN N E A P O L IS .... . . . .$ 2 5 8 COLO. SPRING S. .....$1 58 ST. LO U IS............. .....$1 58 C LE V E LA N D ....... $2 08 SAN FRANCISCO .....$110 B O S T O N ..... ......... . . ..$ 2 0 8 SEATTLE............... .....$198 M IA M I..................... .....$318 DES M O IN E S ..... .....$198 P O R TLA N D .......... ..... $1 98 Prices subject to change J J j ) ! j \ j ) j i j J ) [ \ 0 T H E R CIT IES A V A I L A B L E j ! M IL L A V E . T R A V E L ! m ! 9 6 6 - 6 3 0 0 P \ Valley Bank’s new Rural-Terrace Office is no ordinary branch. Some say it looks more like a Mill Avenue boutique than a bank. Maybe it’s the neon, or the bright colors, or the contemporary7furniture. Looks aren’t the only thing special about this branchr W hats really unique is our Data Center. It’s designed for people who w ant to use a PC to get information about their accounts. The computers will also calculate -interest earned on savings, or interest charged on loans. Plus, videotapes help you balance your checking account and apply for credit . It’s a do-it-yourself computer center. Plus, theres an Information Center to get questions answered and open accounts, a separate entrance for retail merchants, two ATMs, and even a bike rack. It’s some kind of branch. Come see it for yourself. Rural-TerraceOffice 915S. RuralRoad VALLEY NATIONAL BANK Solutions. NotProblems. \1 University — — 1 P 1 (0 ■ X * 1 With purchase of equal or greater value. Not good with any other offer or discount. Tempo location only. Expires 8-15-89 SUCCESS. GET A N EDGE O N COLLEGE EXPENSES. The A rm y can help you get an edge on college expenses in just tw o years. When you enlist and qualify for a certain skill, you could becom e eligible for the M ontgom ery G I Bill Phis the A rm y C ollege Fund. That means you ^ could earn $17,000 for college with a two-year enlistment. And the A rm y w ill give you another edge, too. You’ll develop the self-discipline, self-confidence and maturity you’ll need to succeed in college. Find out m ore about how you can get $17,000 for college in just tw o short years. Call your local A rm y Recruiter for m ore information today. 967-1611 Staff Sergeant Monty Powers 1350 ¿ . Broadway, Suite 103, T e m p e MEXICAN FOOD ' “ % E xpires S eptem ber 3,1 9 8 9 O ffer good after 2 p.m. 9 60 W . U n iv e rs ity , T em p e , 9 6 6 -0 8 5 2 . ARM® be AiurêmcAH be: H SUMMER’S MOT SPECIALS W h y s p en d m o n ey on a ty p e w rite r or w ord processing unit? ★ CO M PLETE SYSTEM S ★ STOP! AT 386-20 AT 286-12 w/40 MB 40MB, 512K, 101KB, Floppy, Monitor ) *1999 J *1199/ C an’t fig u re o u t w hat’s w rong w ith yo u r Honda? Don’t blow yourself away with the high cost of Honda repairs. Come see... T H E H O N D A D O C TO R X T -T U R B O l *479 where you can get your Honda, fixed by certified Honda technicians at the LOW EST PRICES in the Valley. 18 Month Warranty CO M PUW ORLD 3116 N. Scottsdale Rd 945-6353 .Scottsdale Brake Job Tune-Up Genuine Honda Brakes starting at starting at only $56®° N G K plugs THE [yjTTEig $5 OFF w ith this coupon (Participating Stylists Only) Regular Price Men $15 • W omen $17 968-5946 709 S. Forest Ave. North of University Ave. HOURS: Monday-Friday, 9-6 Saturday, 9-5 *68°° fo r fro n t pads Com plete M aintenance Service 15.000 m ile m aintenance service $100 30.000 m ile mai n te n a n ce service $150 Site THE HONDA DOCTOR CALL 967-7282 717 S. Hacienda Dr. • T em p e • Suite #104 Hours: Mon.-Fri. 7:30-6 p.m.; Tues. & Thürs, ’til 8 p.m. Page 16 State P ré « Thursday, August 3,1989 Satirical songs squawk sarcastic, silly, sappy at Mill Avenue Theatre B y VICKI C U L V E R Contributing writer Tom Lehrer was a legend before his time. In an era when sarcasm was treated as a taboo subject, the fourteen-year-old Harvard student took his first step into nonconformity in 1943, at the onset of his songwriting career. In 1953, L eh rer recorded his first collection of satirical songs. A short 11 years later, he ended his songwriting career, attributing his demise to political events that rendered satire obsolete. Mill Avenue Theatre pays tribute to the zany lyricist in their production of “ Tomfoolery,” a musical review every Thursday through Sunday until August 20. And hilarious it is to the older generation as well as the young. The players, Ellen Benton, Gene Ganssle, Kim Manning and Scott Withers, carry out Lehrer’s wit to the fullest degree. Benton, whose character ranges from boisterous to backward, does her best performance in “ When You Are Old And Gray,” in which she reminds her husband, (Ganssle), of how ugly and disgusting he will get in later years. Her credits outside of this performance include a role in “ Ain’t Misbehavin’ ,” a recent local production, as well as a spot in an all-female group called F E E which recently opened for Natalie Cole and De Barge. Ganssle, whose personal w it shines through his c h a ra c te r, adds m any highlights to the show. His best numbers are “ The E lem en ts,” in which .h e very musically and quickly announces every element on the element chart, and “ The Masochism Tango,” a hilarious musical dance number about a masochistic couple. His most recent credit is Tempe Little Theatre’s production o f “ Hide and Seek” in which he played the part of Richard. He also runs his own video production company. Manning, with her wholesome good looks and personable attitude, displays her musical talent in “ In Old Mexico,” as well as her theatrical talent in “ The Vatican Rag,” about an old crazy woman. She has travelled With the Ice Capades, and was the lead female vocalist in L aV Vegas on Ice during a six-month tour of J a p a n . R e c e n t l y , she w a s f i r s t actress/dancer in Spain’s adaptation of “ Cats.” ■ Withers, who graduated from ASU last spring with a degree in theater, has a remarkably clamorous voice. His delicate mannerisms along with his continuous smile make him a fun character to watch. His best number is “ I Got It From Agnes” in which he promotes audience involvement. G e n e G a n ssle an d Ellen B enton anticipate their future relationship in “ W h e n Y o u A re O ld an d G re y ,” o n e o f the T o m L e h re r s o n g s inclu ded In “ To m fo olery,” an “ anti-m usical” continuing at Mill A v en u e Theatre. His ASU credits include “ Promenade,” “ The Adding Machine” and the title role in “ Snoopy.” * . “ Smut” , which includes the whole crew, is the funniest and nastiest number of “ Tomfoolery.” Each cast member has his/her own “ dirty” magazine, but is still pornographically unsatisfied. The production is full of surprises, such as when rubber pigeons are thrown on stage. But to tell any more would spoil the fun.. The only flaw to the production is the direction in which the attention is centered to the audience. With a three-sided thrust theater, the front of the actors faces should have been shared among the three sides. But most likely out of habit, the center seats received the most attention. MAT is the Valley’s newest professional theatre, established in February of 1989. Tyler and Miles have produced “ Greater Tuha,” “ Talk Ràdio,” “ Radio Free Tempe” and “ 21-a” . IT ’S IRREVERENT. IT ’S HIP. IT ’S INFORMATIVE. IT ’S. . . v ..v T he State P ress Magazine A W K E K I; V C O L L E O F, T O \V X J O l R N A I Debuts Sept. 1 1 -H O U R ïhàààid jM B I t 12 EXP. . . . 2 • 9 9 15/24 EXP. . 3 J . 9 L tih V ij •■ ■. . . 4 . 9 9 ....... . 1 . 9 9 .. 5 . 9 9 . . . 36EXP. . . . 5 « 9 9 . . . . 7 . 9 9 1 . 9 9 ....... 1 .9 9 N O LIMIT. 1 1 0 ,1 2 B ,3 5 m m o r D i« F ilR a m *0 4 1 ootaprirçllUm. Coupon must accompany order (no reproductions). Not pood o r r«prini or tiers or any otter coupon/ofler/disccunl Tfcil coupon good tormWmum 3-hour « o n * » only. Discanti 4" may be longer.. The Cornerstone M a ll......___...9 1 4 E. University __ ....._______ 9684)027 3228 S. M ill...................... 966-6836 1739 E. Broadway___ __ 967-7590 155 10S . Rural......... ..........839-6834 930 W . Broadway........... 968-8593 1709 E G uadalupe...........897-7879 1840 E . W a rn e r......____ 820-7154 COUPON GOOD THRU 8-31-89 2 pieces o f dark chicken and a sm all m ashed po tato e o r frie s and a 15 oz. d rin k fo r pieces Of dark chicken $ ‘1 99... Not valid with any other offer. Valid only at location below. 1135 E. A p ach e Betw een Rural & M c C lin to c k 1135 E. A p ac h e Between Rural & M c C lin to c k 967-3796»Tempe 967-3796*Tempe sports S tate P i w Thursday, August 3,1989 P j2 2 £ j¿ Harris feels By G A R Y J A C K S O N State P re s s A dark cloud appears to be hovering over athletes who are attempting to enroll at ASU — but University officials give the impression that only white, puffy configurations float above. Bill Bryant, ASU compliance coordinator, said he wished the students who had „ complications enrolling ■at the University would not be treated like outcasts. Similarity Athletic Director Charles Harris said he sympathizes with the students. The University’s position on the matter is not to make it an issue and not to comment about it, he said. “ We still respect these kids,” he said. “ For all we know, test officials could call and say they made a mistake. That’s why we wait until the first day of classes to determine the students’ eligibility.” During the week, four names surfaced of athletes who failed to achieve high enough scores on either the ACT orSAT college entrance examinations. As a result, the NCAA Proposition 42 and 48 rulings prevent the students from playing sports at Division I schools for one year. Eric Ipock, from Phoenix’s Peoria High School, and Herb Brown, from Riverside High School in Fort Meyers, Fla., are prohibited from practicing or playing with the football and basketball teams, respectively. Olaf Schindler, a 6-foot-8 forward from West Germany and Larry Boyd, a 6-foot-2, 205-pound running back from the University of Miami,* suposedly did not transfer to ASU for the same reasons. Jill DeMichele, assistant director of accedimic and student services, said each of the cases were unfortunate and separate situations. The majority o f student-athletes enrolling in the fall usually do not have as much difficulty, she said. “ The typical Arizona State student-athlete is admited with no problems,” DeMichele said. “ They have the high grades and the high test scores and blend in as the other students do. “ We have about 120 athletes coming in (this fall). Of that 120,1 would say about 90 are recruited student-athletes and about 30 are walking on trying to make the team.” DeMichele said about 30 of the incoming student-athletes go through extensive orientation while the other 90 come to ASU a week before school begins to get assistance from -accademic services. Harris said there are several options for the individuals who are not among the 120 enrolling in the fall. A common decision is to attend classes and sacrafice a year of eligibility, he said. The athlete cannot practice or compete with the Sun Devil team. “ When an athlete loses a year of eligibility, what do you do with that person?” Harris asked. “ Are you helping or hurting him by bringing him here if he can’t play?” Bryant said if a student takes a summer school class at a junior college and retakes the test, he may again be eligible. However, if the student enrolls full time at another college then he will not be able to transfer to ASU and play sports that year. Athletes who do not score above 700 on the SAT are permitted to play at Division II schools. By going the junior college route, he said the student has to earn an associate’s degree to be able to transfer and play at ASU. For those who still decide to attend ASU, Harris said “ w e’re going to support them so that they can achieve the academic levels they want.” D e M i c h e l e s a i d t he athletes receive help in deciding majors and classes during the week before school starts, Aug. 21. H a r r is D evils to take on world Douglas rests up following surgery; to coach U.S. team By JO E L H O R N Contributing writer ASU Head W restling Coach Bobby Douglas, who is resting in a San Bemadino, Calif., hospital bed after an emergency appendectomy, .must recover quickly to coach the U.S. team in the W orld Championships in Switzerland. Douglas was in San Bernadino recruiting and coaching at a wrestling camp and began to feel ill last Thursday. “ I felt uncomfortable Thursday and Friday,” he said. “ Saturday night I just couldn’t stand it any longer and I had to go into the hospital.” His appendix was removed Sunday. Douglas has spent much of the past two weeks coaching at the U.S. Sports Festival in Stillwater, Okla. A SU , w restler Zeke Jones won the 114-pound division in the Sports Festival, defeating Eddie Woodburn of Oklahoma State, who also wrestles for the Valleybased Sunkist Kids. “ I thought it was a great opportunity for Zeke,” Douglas said. “ He has aspirations of making the Olympic team and this is a big step toward that.” ASU’s Dan St. John was defeated by Eddie Urbano, a former Sun Devil, in the first round of the 163-pound class. “ It’s unfortunate they had to wrestle each other in the first match,” Douglas said. “ But that’s the way the draw went.” Urbano then lost to Olympic champion Kenny Monday, who proceeded to win all of his remaining matches to qualify for the World Championships. James Johnson, a volunteer coach at ASU, made the team at 220 pounds in GrecoRoman wrestling and Rob Eiter, an ASU student and volunteer coach, finished thirdin the tournament. Eiter also wrestles for the Sunkist Kids and is training for the Olympic team. Y et another ASU volunteer coach and member of the Sunkist Kids, heavyweight Matt Ghaffari, finished second in GrecoRoman and third in freestyle. Douglas said he is optimistic about the U.S. team ’s chances fo r success in Switzerland during the final week of August and in Czechoslovakia the week before. “ It ’s a very good team, experienced and highly motivated,” he said. “ This will be a close battle with the Russians.” Other tough competition, Douglas said, will come from Bulgaria, Turkey and .Canada. The U.S. team will be led by two-time Olympic champions Monday and Leroy Smith, as well as world champions Bill Scheer and Jim Baumgartner. Jim Scheer, Bill’s brother and World Cup champion, will join Melvin Douglas, winner of the Tbilisi tournament in the Soviet province of Georgia, on the American squad. c h e « (lo a d e rs Kathleen B a d e (tar left), Kristi H ow ell an d Lori L o g a n practice In the Univer­ B obby D ou glas c a lled the T b ilis i t o u r n a m e n t “ on e o f th e t oug hes t tournaments in the world, ” and said Melvin Douglas has “ proven he’s capable of winning the World Championships.” Douglas said the ASU staff is recruiting for both the 1969-90 and 1990-91 seasons. “ We haven’t wrapped up this year’s recruiting,” he said. “ W e’ve taken giant steps on next year’s recruiting.” Most recruiting has taken place in O re g o n , O k la h o m a , Ohio, Io w a , Pennsylvania and Arizona. “ W e’re also looking in New Jersey,” he said. A B U w re s tle r Z e k e J o n e s m o v e s c lo ser to a 1992 O lym pic ap p ea ra n c e b y com petin g fo r the U .S . team in H w W o rld Ch am pionships later this month. Douglas said ASU has to have an outstanding recruiting year in 1990-91 because the Sun Devil squad will be losing four All-Americans. “ W e’re optimistic,” he said. “ I ’m always optimistic.” sity Activity Center in preparation fo r the drat Sun Devil football h o m e g a m e ag ain st K an sa s State Sept. 9. Football begins with tickets By K E LLY PE A R C E State P re s s Touchdown! The fans in Sun Devil Stadium rise to their feet and cheer at the top of their lungs for the home team. Cheerleaders shout “ Rah! Rah!” and the football players perform for the ASU audience. This is the heart and soul of the football season but people w ill miss out if they do not purchase season tickets, according to Dianne Yeager, ASU ticket manager. As of this week there are between 4,500 and 5,000 seats still available throughout the stadium that seats 74,000, she said, adding that she has received 2,000 student applications for the student section that seats 10,000 on the west side of the stadium. “ We feel pretty good about sales,” Yeager said. “ We sent out mailers to students that were season ticket holders last year. But when students leave campus they don’t think about school or football. It' will pick up after school starts. We are trying to get as many before the big crunch.” The Sun D evil’s first opposition w ill be Kansas State Sept. 9 at home, and season ticket holders w ill have the opportunity to root ft»* their team during right home games for $33. The home finale w ill be against rival UofA Nov. 25. ï Page 18 State Press Jh im d a ^ A u g iÄ ^ JW » V olleyball player gives up sport because of injury B y VICKI C U L V E R Contributing Writer It wasn’t until Bobbi Bloom awoke from major surgery that she found out she would never play volleyball again. Upon entering the reconstructive operation, the Sun Devil did not know the severity of her injury. “ It was hard to tell until the doctor went in (to the shoulder),” she said. Bloom received a rude awakening when her doctor ordered her to permanately end her volleyball career. “ The trainers had tried to prepare me for it,” she said. “ I ■ didn’t think much of it until the doctor told me there’s no way I could ever play — that I ’d ruin (m y shoulder) again. “ It was quite a shock, and it has been an adjustment. Volleyball was a bigger part of me than I thought.” The ASU senior, who would have entered her second year of playing on the Sun Devil team, had suffered tendonitis for a number of years, Assistant Coach Steve Schlick said. “ She reached a point where the wear and tear finally gave in,” he said. Hogeboom to direct Cards in scrimmage FLA G S TA FF (A P ) — It’s beginning to look more and more like Gary Hogeboom w ill be the starting quarterback for the Phoenix Cardinals this N F L season. Cardinals Head Coach Gene Stallings said Wednesday that Hogeboom will lead the first team in Saturday’s intra-squad scrimmage at NAU’s Lumberjack Stadium. It will be the only scrimmage before Phoenix opens its preseason schedule Aug. 11 in Tempe against the Seattle Seahawks. Neil Lomax, a nine-year pro and the Cardinals’ starting quarterback since late in the 1981 season, still is hobbled by a degenerative arthritis in his left hip. “ I f we don’t have Neil, w e lose a good, quality player. But do I think we can win with Gary Hogeboom, I say ‘Yes,’ ” Stallings said. “ I may have an entirely different feeling once we start playing the games, but that’s the way I feel right now. Would I feel better if Neil was as healthy as he was two years ago? You betcha.” Lomax threw for 3,387 yards and 24 touchdowns in 1987, earning his second trip to the Pro Bowl. The hip has been bothering him since the 1988 preseason although he passed for 3,395 yards and 20 TDs last year. Hogeboom, a 10-year pro who form erly played for Dallas and Indianapolis, was signed by Phoenix as an unrestricted free agent in March and given a four-year, $3.27 million contract. Although he may be No. 1 on the depth chart now, Stallings said Hogeboom still has to prove it to the rest of the squad in training cam p here. “ You have to earn that respect in the huddle. It’s not automatic,” said Stallings. “ Neil has played well for a long time. He’s a proven pro. He has the team’s respect. “ Gary has shown he can throw the ball, but you’ve got to perform. Ybu got to earn it. He’s got to make the plays. He’s got to move the team. You can be smarter than Einstein, but you got to be able to complete the pass, in m y book. “ But he’s getting m y confidence,” Stallings added. “ I ’m feeling better about what I see.” “ I ’ve always approached my job with the expectation of being the starter,” said Hogeboom. “ I ’m not worried about the situation. If Neil plays, great. I ’m just going at it day-byday, trying to help the team the best I can.” ri Bloom came from NAU two years ago. After redshirting a season, she started in more than half of the Sun Devil games last season. Schlick said he was confident that Bloom was going to be one of his key players this season. “ She definitely- was ia high-quality setter, and for sure would have helped us,” he said. “ She had great intensity, but on the other hand, she knew when to keep things relaxed. “ I think she was a real spark for the girls.” Bloom said the team will have no trouble recovering from her absence. “ I hope it doesn’t (have an affect) — it shouldn’t,” she said. “ They’ve known for a long time.” Since her surgery in May, Bloom has been involved in rehabilitation at ASU and sees a physical therapist for two hours Monday through Friday. Bloom said the therapy is aiding her progress tremendously. “ It helps, but you have to work at it,” she said. She has even made an effort to hit the volleyball again. State Press Classifieds \ r <4 £ “ I ’ ve, m essed around passing, but hitting and serving — no way,” she said. Schlick is not surprised that Bloom has remained in good spirits throughout her recouperation. “ She handles adversity r e a l l y w e l l , ” he said. “ Ninety-eight percent of the time she’s someone with a Bloom smile.” Bloom received a medical scholarship allowing her to continue her schooling through next year. Although she will miss playing, she said she-is excited to concentrate on school only. “ It will be hard,” she said. “ But kinda nice.” And despite her doctor’s orders, she said she definitely has plans of playing recreationally in the future. “ It’s like something has been taken away from me,” she said. “ It’s m y game. I miss it.” t ----------------9 SERV,CES We're at your service! WHY ATTEND SCOTTSDALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE? • • • • C o n v e n ie n c e — o v e r 1500 day/night cla sses w ith in a sh ort d riv e. Q u a lity in s tru ctio n — h ig h ly q u a lifie d & e x p e r ie n c e d faculty. A ffo r d a b le tu itio n — a lo w “ r e s id e n t” tu itio n o f $23 p e r c r e d it hour. S m a ll cla sses — s m a lle r cla sses m ea n m o re in d iv id u a liz e d atten tion . Open Registration for Fall Semester ’89 Now through August 26 C lasses b e g in A u g u st 26 Register at the Admissions Office Register in person or by phone * Monday through Thursday 8 a.m .-8 p.m. Friday, August 25 8 a.m.-3 :30 p.m. * (p h o n e r e g is tra tio n fo r c o n tin u in g students o n ly ) *423*6114 General Information 423-6000 Admissions 423-6100 SCC Activity Line 423-6156 A Marlcoca 0 , ^ ^ ; , , Scottsdale Community College 9000 E. Chaparral Rd. at Pima Rd. SUBWAY’S TURKEY. il G ro o m in O P E N E V E N IN G S T IL L 8:00 P M Humòns V_ Saturday °-5 / Closed Sundav H a ir S tu d io 966-5462 $5.00 O F F A perfect cut and style Regularly S i 4.00 M en *'S i 5 Women /-alk-ins W e l c o m e • A p p o i n t m e n t P r e f e r r e d 1 3 0 E . U n iv e r s ity B r th e A r c h e s n e x t t o W a r e h o u s e D e l i* F o r e s t a n d U n iv e r s ity KED *w or large size get another same size FREE! Yogurt «Salads The big name m fast food. It’s a turkey lover’s dream. Lots of tender slices of our very best oven prepared turkey breast on our fresh-from-the-oven bread. W e top it off the way you like it, with plenty of cheese, crisp lettuce, onions, fresh tomatoes, pickles, green peppers, olives — your choice of Subway’s famous free fixin’s. Try thé tender Turkey Breast sub at Subway today. I I I I I I V w /a d I a Turkey Breast Sub I lu x I Expires 8 -3 1 -8 9 ■ Open Late Seven Days A Week *SUBUJflV* r 4 East 10th S tre e t-T e m p o N Ë C o m e r o M O th S t. & M ill A ve. « m ip r «e w vn m te v ir w T* em Ce • 8 2 9 -7 21 3 I ■ Stat« Press Page 19 _Thursday|^u3ust^JM^ Japanese treat 49ers, Rams like celebrated royalty TOKYO (A P ) — Star treatment was never quite like this for Roger Craig, a TV hero come to life for football followers in Japan. Craig and other marquee players from the San Francisco 49ers and Los Angeles Rams are getting a royal reception so far from their enthusiastic but polite fans. The Japanese may not understand a backfield in motion, but they know a celebrity when they see one. “ It’s great — they really look up to us,” the 49ers’ record-setting running back said Wednesday. “ We’re their heroes. W e’re like big-name entertainers here.” Craig and Rams quarterback Jim Everett got a taste of Japan’s passion for sports in March when they made a promotional visit for Sunday’s N F L preseason game, dubbed the American Bowl. And the powerfully built, 214-pound C ra ig finds him self surrounded by youngsters for more than one reason as he makes the rounds as part of an endorsement contract with Mizuno Corp. “ I ’m like Santa Claus, always giving away shoes and things,” he said with a chuckle. “ Everybody wants shoes.” On the teams’ first full day here, a slender running back from Seijo University hunched over in playing position and beamed as he posed for a photograph with Craig in the muggy Tokyo Dome. Then he shamelessly admitted his higher aspirations for sta rdom: playing quarterback. “ I think it’s more exciting,” said 20-yearold Jun Iida, whose weight is one-half of the 49ers’ Bubba Paris. The 49ers’ dramatic Super Bowl victory over Cincinnati last January made a big impact on sports fans here; Japan was one of eight countries to televise it live. Iida and his teammates from the Tokyo school, where American-style football has been played since 1956, rose to watch it at 5 a.m. Members of the media quizzed an Am erican reporter during the 49ers’ workout in the Dome on Wednesday, and Montana was the main topic. How, they wanted to know, did the “ magic man” make the miracle pass that won the Super Bowl? It was Craig, though, who stuck around after practice to pose with the impressed Top quarterbacks popular in Britain, work out in London LONDON (A P ) — Meet Randall Cunningham and Bernie Kosar, travel agents. They may not book airline tickets and hotel rooms, but they know how to take people ti> faraway places. As two of the N F L ’s top quarterbacks, Cunningham of the Philadelphia Eagles and Kosar o f the Cleveland Browns are among the best-known players in Britain, where football has caught on big in recent years. When the N F L decides each year which teams will play its preseason-opening American Bowl in Wembley Stadium, two factors are most important— success the previous season for the team and at least one readily recognized star on each squad. If that player is a quarterback, so much the better. So, instead of sweltering college campuses in Pennsylvania and Ohio, the Eagles and Browns — both playoff teams last season — are working out in London this week for Sunday’s game. And the two key players said they were pleased with the switch. “ It excites me, it really does,” Cunningham said. “ The hype that’s built up around this game is good. Bernie is a great quarterback and to play again him is an honor. We should give the English fans something to watch.” Kosar said he was happy to be playing overseas but that going against Cunningham would be nothing special. “ It doesn’t make a bit of difference,” he said. “ Basically, every week in the N F L you play against a good quarterback, and as a quarterback you concentrate on the opposing defense.? The teams practice against each other this week, but there won’t be much time for Cunningham and Kosar to check each other out. -7 -v “ We’ll probably be on the field at the same time, or w e’ll be in meetings while Randall is in practice,” Kosar said. “ There will be too many things going on.” The fans might not get much more chance to see Cunningham and Kosar in action. Since this is the first preseason game, starters are not expected to play more than the first quarter. “ We w ill be playing to win, but w e will play a lot of people,” Eagles coach Buddy Ryan said. Browns coach Bud Carson had not decided how long his starters would play but said, “ we have a lot of questions to answer this week and a lot of players to look at. That’s what the preseason is for.” If there are questions about the starting quarterbacks in this game, they might be limited to, “ How good can you get/” Kosar is coming off an injury-filled season, missing seven games but still throwing for 1,890 yards on 156 completions, including 10 touchdowns. His performance in four years as a pro has been good enough to bring .him a new contract that, starting in 1990, reportedly w ill pay the former University of Miami star $15 million over six years. Cunningham burst into the top rank last season, leading the Eagles to the playoffs for the first time in seven years. The former. Neveda-Las Vegas star completed 301 of 560 passes for 3,808 yards and 24 touchdowns. He also ran for 624 yards and six TDs,i and was named the most valuable playoff in the Pro Bowl. Cunningham is a roll-out passer, while Kosar stays in the pocket, and the Eagles quarterback said that contrast of styles should be interesting for the 80,000 fans expected tp pack England’s national soccer stadium for the game. “ Bernie’s a pure passer and I ’m more of a runner,” he said. “ But what edge Bernie might have as a passer I believe I make up with my mobility. H ie game plans of the teams are different, too. The Browns throw to move the ball downfield, whereas I might roll out and throw a bomb at any moment. That’s part o f our offense.” young fans. “ Their speed was great,” said the 155-pound Iida. “ They got muscles, they got everything.. . This is everyone’s dream to see them in person.” Craig is giving climes for teams like Seijo, but knows it’s tough to turn inexperienced lightweights into polished heavyweights. “ Their young guys will never catch up to our standards,” he said. “ W e’ve been working at it all our lives, and w e’re a lot bigger and faster. But they have a lot of heart, that’s the bottom line.” Football took a back seat to baseball at the Dome, where the teams’ workouts were squeezed in ahead of the game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Yakult Swallows. Typhoon rains earlier in the week had covered the outdoor practice fields with water, and both teams were headed for Dome practices again Thursday morning. But several groups of schoolchildren apparently enjoyed it, looking cm intently as guides explained the strange sport to them. Joining the 49ers was first-round draft choice Keith DeLong, a linebacker from T H O T & CO LD SU BS 6" — mast beef turkey & ham — prime, lean roast beef P O R K Y — ham. spiced bam. salami H A M — succulent Danish bam T U R K E Y — white turkey breast C H IC K E N S A L A D — white chunk chicken T U N A S A L A D — white chunk tuna i. POORBOY — top grade bologna V E G E T A R IA N — prpvolone. muenster and swiss cheeses, fresh cucumbers. mushrooms, spmuts. bell peppers, lettuce. tomatoes, onions and Italian dressing 6’*subs include a spear of kosher pickle. 10" subs include a spear of kosher pickle and Laura Scudder’s natural potato chips. (Served on wheat or white sub roll) a SPARKY R O A S T BEEF n r 12.50 (2.29 (2.50 (2.29 (2.29 (2.50 (2.50 (3 Tennessee, who had not yet signed a contract but has agreed to terms. “ I felt like I was lost out there today, but „ I ’m starting to pick up on it a little bit,” he said. “ I was a little rusty and m y legs w ere a little bit weak, but other than that I felt good.” Michael Carter, who is wrapping up a renegotiation of his contract, also was on hand. Still holding out are John Paye, Tim McKyer, Don Griffin, Jeff Fuller, Charles Haley, Steve Wallace, Larry Roberts, Larry McIntyre and Kevin Fagan. Rookie tight end Mark Gehring of Eastern Washington was waived. The Rams w ill be missing six offensive regulars to the 49ers’ absent six on defense. “ So go out for hot dogs when we have the ball,” joked Coach John Robinson, who was happy with his team’s workout. Among those absent from the Rams’ lineup Sunday will be running back Greg Bell, tackle Robert Cox, guard Duval Love, all unsigned; tight end Damone Johnson, also in a contract dispute; and tight end Pete Holohan and guard Tom Newberry. w É M iÎM ia M M w a M k iM i» mm mm mm «* .99 ( 3 .73 .46 .46 ( 3 .46 13 .46 ( 3 .46 (2 .66 ( 3 .46 (3 (3 (1 .8 1 (2.29 LA R G ESO D A S* CH IPS ta x in c lu d e d WITH PURCHASE OF ANY 6" SUB COUPON GOOD THROUGH 8-9-89 NOT GOOD WITH ANY OTHER OFFER OF LEMON & RURAL • 967-1114 ?» CORNER ’ a hag of 9 I- Also: Salads (Chef. Garden. C huken^rt^um k mm im Sm sSSmsmSS?' 8 O FF FLAVORS DAILY A N Y 1 0 ” SUB Including - Watermelon Strawberry # Pineapple Cherry • Lemon COUPON GOOD THROUGH 8-9-89 NOT GOOD WITH ANY OTHER OFFER CORNEROF LEMON & RURAL • 967-1114 967-1114 GOOD C O O l# C O M P A N Y ; SUN DEVILS L in c o ln P ro p e rty has 4 lo c a tio n s c lo s e to c a m p u s . S tu d io s , 1 b e d ro o m & 2 b e d ro o m ,-fu r n is h e d a n d u n fu rn is h e d . -P ools -Spas -B alcony IM —T ennis C ou rts —V o lle yb a ll C ourts — P atio -W a lk -In C losets —Gas B arbecues e r id ia n 1440 East Broadway Tempe, Arizona 85282 (602) 966-5818 N I 2020 East Broadway Road Tempe, Arizona 85282 (602)968-4924 ^ » B ro a d w a y R o a d I. Southern Avenue 1522 E. Southern Ave. Tempe, Arizona 85282 (602) 839-9947 RROADWAV P yiL L A G E 2107 West Broadway Road Mesa, Arizona 85202 (602) 898-8986 c la M ifte d s 5> Page 20 State Press Thursday, August 3,1989 CLASSIFICATIONS: 1. Announcements 2. Autos for Sale 3. Trucks for Sale 4. Motorcycles for Sale 5. Bicycles for Sale 6. Furniture for Sale 7. Tickets for Sale 8. Miscellaneous for Sale 9. Computers 10. Real Estate for Sale 11. Apartments for Rent 12. Townhomes/Gondos 13. Homes for Rent 14. Rental Sharing 15. Roommate Services 16. Business Opportunities 15 words or less: $2.75 per day for 1-4 days $2.50 per day for 5-9 days $2.24 per day for 10 + days 15* each additional word The first 2 words are capitalized. No bold face or centering. In Person: Cash, Check (with guarantee card), VISA or M asterCard. W e're located in the lower, level of Matthews Center, room 46H . O ffice hours are 8 a.m .-5 p.m . M on.-Fri. You can also place your ad at the North MU Information Desk (fall and spring semesters only), between the hours of 9 a m .-2:30 p.m. M on.-Fri. MasterCard' 29 W anted 30. Adoptions 31. M iscellaneous 965-6731 ANNOUNCEMENTS MOTORCYCLES BAD CHECK charges m ake banks -rich, w hile m aking you poor. Turn it around by ordering “ How to Never Bounce Checks Again” : 1125 W . B aseline Rd. Suite 233, M esa AZ, 85210. Send $1.95 phis 4 5 * postage and handling. Allow 2 to 4 weeks. 1986 HONDA elite Ch80, red scooter with many cool stickers, runs excellent. $750/obo. Cheryl 967-3190. D ID YOU hear the rum or about the State Press having a new w eekly m agazine that starts next fall? It’s no rum or... it’s the truth!! W atch for it! Every Friday beginning Septem ber 1. 1987 HONDA Scooter, 80cc. 4 cylinders, excellent condition, $850 or best offer. 897-8278, after 6. LOVE TO dance? H ate the bar scene? Y o u'll love the All Singles Dances, every Friday and Sunday at better Valley hotels. Recorded information 946-4086. SING LE SCENE newspaper- Arizona singles’ events, advice, personals. Free sam ple, 990-2669. 1987 HONDA Elite C H 80, scooter, red, 5788 m iles, $ 1 l0 0 /0 b 0 . 482-3633. 1988 HONDA E lite 80 Scooter, good condition, 2600 m iles. $725. 829-7812. FURNITURE COUCH FOR sale , earth tones, great condition. $160. C all evenings 838-7969. DOUBLE BED, new fram e, box spring, m attress. $80 Call 838*7969. AUTOMOBILES 80 MGB, roadster, m aroon, black top, 43k m iles, mint condition. $3,500, 966-4541. MOTORCYCLES MAHOGANY KING -SIZE waterbed frame with shelves and drawers and headboard. Mirrored canopy. Jo Ereth, 985-1111. Futon F actory 1983 HONDA Aero 80. G reat m ileage and condition. Must sell! $495- Call Robin, 967-9169. MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE C O M PLE TELY S E L F -C O N T A IN E D mobile home on 85 acres. W ell, solar pow er, propane, stove, refrigerator, furnace, woodstove, root cellar, green house $130,000. 368-8004. (AZ-CAN) DID YO U sen your house and carry back a note? W e w ill pay cash for your payments. Fast closing. Deal direct. Mayflower Capi­ tal 1-800-826-9080. (AZ-CAN). GUITAR ROSEW OOD dreadknot copied of M artin D 35, as new $295. Art 963-4084. MARKET TEST offer, the “ Sew & Serge M achihe” finally! Ar. all purpose free-arm home sewing m achine with instant conver­ sion to: Sew seam s, overlook edges, and trim off excess fabric! “ Plus” built-in buttonholes, stretch, etc. (steel drive gears) 20 year guarantee. List $539! Test offer $219! C heck/credit cards/COD/ layaway. Free delivery! 1-800-828-7808 anytim el(AZ-CAN) S T E R E O E Q U IP M E N T , tu rn ta b le , tapedeck, and receiver. Dance music $1/ 12 inch. 10-speed mens 27” bike. Nancy, 371-0952. S E N TU R IO N A C C O R D O , lik e new, components Sugino VP , Suzue, Shimano, $300 or best offer. A il 272-4650. A ir Styles and Speeds from $39°° New Mountain Bikes from $139°° , W E ALSO CARRY NEW M O UN TAIN BIKES • 10 SPEEDS • C RUISERS HUGE SALE - ALL MOUNTAIN BIKES REDUCED (with ad expires 8-10-89) 6 month N o Flat G u a ra n te e — Ask for Details • S tudent D iscounts* • L a y a w a y .- Expert Repairs • All Bikes W arran tee d • F ast, Friendly Service USED CO M PUTERS! Computer M ulti System s, Tem pe (n e x t to B u ffalo Exchange), 225 W . University. 966-1388. State Press is only responsible for the first day the ad runs incorrectly. Corrected ads will be extended one day. Changes called in after the first day will not qualify for a make-good. Custom er Errors: Corrections must be m ade before noon. Compensation will not be given for customer error. REAL ESTATE APARTMENTS 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, garage, fireplace, ceiling fans, all appliances, w asher/dryer, weight room, pool, close to ASU and Mesa Comm unity College. $5000 assumes 9V i% loan. $71,000. 839-5649. SALE/LEASE in Northwest Phoenix. W alk to ASU graduate cam pus.. Beautiful 4 bedroom, 2 bath, fam ily room, fireplace, pool, corner, 2 car garage. $105,000. Leave message at 483-8900. ASU AREA. 1 bedroom duplex. $285. G ra d u ate stu d en ts. C lean . In q u ire B U Y OF THE WEEK Papago H 2 bedroom, 2 bath, tile entry, vaulted ceilings, pool view, balcony, all ap­ pliances, upgraded carpet. Bob Bullock • Realty Executives 9 9 B -8 M 8 2 BEDROOM TO W NHO USE, $43,000. $3,000 down $350/m onth, pool, refrigera­ tor, University and Evergreen. W illiam 827-0739. $3000 CASH-to-m ortgage. Assumable FHA loan. 2 bedroom, 1% bath townhouse. 12th St. and Northern. WW carry. $498/m onth. Nancy. 371-0952. ASSUMABLE, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, Tempe, rem odeled, easy m aintenance, $59,995 term s. 234-3655. ext. 3513 days, 968-5515 evenings. ASU AREA. D on't rent, be ahead. Take a look at a 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Owner ready to sell. C all for more. Brigitte, Century 21 Plaza, 831-1300, 731-9476, IBM -PC, 256K, two 5 V i” drives, amber monitor, keyboard, covers, disks, $550 O .B .O . Heather 994-1637. f Ads may run for any length of tim e' Canceled ads will be credited to your account. Sorry, no refunds. REAL ESTATE 8 39-2600 COMPUTERS Press Errors: Check your ad the FIRST day it runs. Call 965-6731 with any correctionsPefore noon The copy submitted. Call now. Curtis V. Hall Realty Executives USED BIKE HEADQUARTERS State Classified display ads can begin 2 days after they are placed (if placed before 10 a m.). A d vertising Policy: The State Press reserves the right to edit or reject any advertising Opportunity Knocks Once BICYCLES Liner ads must be canceled before noon, 1 day prior topublication. No refunds will be given. Classified liner ads can begin 1 day after they are placed (if placed before noon). all phone orders. M ODEL SHARP — 3 bed, 2 bath, Deluxe Townhouse, d o s e to ASU & M CC, low CTM , assum able, no qual­ ify loan. Upgaded to the m ax, wet bar, M ax. tile entry & kitchen, microwave, ceiling fans, loft, vaulted ceilings, laundry room, private patio, ultra upgraded carpet. Better than new. AIRLINE TICKETS (2), one-way Phoeni to Frezno, via Las Vegas, August 9, $6 each. 965-4120 days, 831-1825 evenings $20-$70 O ff All Mountain Bikes By Phone: 965-6731 Paym ent with V1SA/MC only. $6 minimum on 254-5943 TICKETS B IK E S , W HY pay m ore? -Students discount used bikes from $35. Trade-ins. Tune-up special $19.95, regularly $29.95. Bicycle Store. 966-6070. By M ail: Send your ad (with payment) to: State Press Classifieds M atthews Center, Rm 15 Tem pe, AZ 85287-1502 Discount prices, open 7 days BICYCLES HOW TO CORRECT OR CANCEL YOUR AD: WHEN WILL YOUR AD TON? HOW T P PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: LINER AD RATES: 17. Help W anted 18. Instruction 19. Jewelry 20. Free Lost/Found 21 On-Cam pus 22. Personals 23 Pets 24. Restaurants/Bars 25. Services 26. Transportation 27. Travel 28. Typing/W ord Processing ASU AREA: studios, 1 ,2 , and 3 bedroom. $260 and up. 966-8838. D O N 'T RENT and rave, be ahead with the purchase of a nifty, thrifty townhome 10 m inutes tb ASU! Take a look at a 2 bedroom, single level only $37,200 o r'a 3 bedroom m ulti level only $38,900. Call Judy Cox, Coidwell Banker, evenings, 838-0150; days. 839-8200. SHARP ONE- level 2 bedroom townhouse, all appliances included. Close to campus. $27,900. Owner wilt carry with substantial 964-6352.__________ _________ | _______ AVAILABLE 8/1. 3 bedroom, 2 bath apartm ent. Covered parking, modern appliances, laundry hook-ups. 9 4 9 S. McClintock (between Apache and Univer­ sity) 897-0516, Jess. down. Nora, 265-7720. TEM PE HOM ES. No qualifying FHA loan. 3 bedroom, 1 % bath, air-conditioning and evaporative, fireplace, cul de sac, sprink­ lers. $67,900. C all owner, 8294)635. BEAUTIFUL NEW large 1 and 2 bedroom. W alk to ASU. Pool, laundry room. One block South of University on 8th Street, Cape Cod Apartm ents. Phone 966-5238. VERY NICE 1800 square foot 4 bedroom, 1% bath Tem pe home. Assume no qualify­ ing loan. $74,500. 968-1688. W HY RENT? Invest! VA/HUD reposses­ sions, single fam ily, townhouses. Let’s talk. G loria, W est USA 948-2825. TOWNHOUSE $27*000 Co-op, very clean & bright, 3 bed upstairs. Living room, kitchen, enclosed patio downstairs, pool, 7 minutes frdm ASU. NEW LY RED EC O R A TED ! 1 and 2 bedroom, in quiet apartm ent community near ASU. Perfect for graduate students and faculty. W eight room, pool, covered parking, laundry room. W e would love to show you! 894-6468 996-1078 941-1601 New Management Large 2 bedroom , 1 bath. $404 to tal m ove-in. U til­ ities not included w ith the apartm ent. APARTMENTS 1 BEDROOM, furnisfied. $250/m onth with­ out utilities, $310/m onth with utilities. No pets. Pool, laundry, air-conditioning or evaporative. 1339 S. Sunset Drive. 1 block south of Apache Boulevard, 1 block west of Rural. 2 blocks from ASU 967-3658. 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, washer/dryer, dishwasher, refrigerator, stove, 4 year old apartm ent. $440-$460. Chez M ichelle Apartm ents, 1077 W . 1st St. 497-0450. 2 BEDROOM four-plex, air-conditioning, covered parking, Hardy/5th S t., July 20tf?. $275. 966-5596. 2 BEDROOM, 1 bath duplex near Priest and University, $375/m onth. Call Larry at Re/M ax Anasazi Realty 838-7772. Walking distance to ASU. Palm Terrace Apts. 967-1205 TEM PE 2 bedoom, 2 bath, 1 block from ASU! 910 square feet. Available August 1st. $510/m onth. Call 966-7767. VERY LARGE 2 bedroom apartm ent, air-conditioning, private patio, T/8 m ile to A S U , $3 5 0 /m o p th . A v ailab le now . 967-6000. VERY Q UAINT 1 bedroom apartm ent. Large and roomy. Fireplace. V* m ile to ASU. $31Q/nionth. Available August 15th. 967-6000. -D oes not apply to sale priced item s «¡W S B IC Y C L E B A R N 1908 E. Apache, Tempe, 894-6862 ----- -M ovingsoon/ W atchtorourads!----- Bikes Why Pay More The students Bike shop Used Bikes from $35°° Trade-ins — Repairs all brands New Mountain Bike 18sp. Index, Alloy $195°° Bicycle Store 1034 E. Lemon FURNITURE 966-6070 FURNITURE Do you have a place to live, but nothing to put in it? Then come to Chucker’s Furniture and furnish your place for less than what it costs to rent! We buy, sell and trade new and used furniture. Dinettes • Chests • Lamps • Bed Frames • Desks Mattresses • Box Springs • and Much More G o o d Q u ality Furniture fo r the S tu d en t B u d g e t ! 2334 W. Mbin (Apache) • Mesa • 964-4773 Between Price & Dobson, across from Coral Point Apts. Open 7 days a week. Mon-Sat 9 am-5 pm, Sun 12-3 REAL ESTATE 160 ACRES. Heavily wooded with south slope and lovely views. Very private. Excellent legal access. $38,400. Top of the W orld Real Estate. 505-773-4663. (AZ-CAN) $4500 DOW N. ASU sharp 2 m aster suites 2Vfe baths, fireplace, skylite, w asher/dryer, refrigerator, assum e no qualify, FHA, fixed 1 0 1/2 % , $46.288 loan, $481/m onth 26 years. 10.7 annual percentage rate. $50,788 bargain price! Realty Executives owner-agent 496-0575. 2 BEDROOM, 1% bath condominium, includes re frig e ra to r, w ash er/d ryer. Asking $61,500. Coldw ell Banker, Dick 839-8200. 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath deluxe condomi­ nium, includes refrigerator, washer/dryer and garage. Asking $84,900. Coidwell Banker, Dick 839-8200. 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath condominium, 1.25 miles from ASU. Desperate, way below m arket at $63,900. Patrick Baysinger, Realty Executives, 839-2600. CASH SALES Year round inexpensive Co-Ops. 1 ,2 , 3 bedrooms Townhouses or Apts. $ 8 ,5 0 0 to $ 2 9 .9 0 0 Bill Spina John Hall & Associates 948-055 0, 941-830 0 FACULTY- STAFF- students. Lovely 3 bedroom, knoell Falcon Home, fireplace, natural landscape, sharp. Brigitte, Century 21 Plaza, 831-1300, 731-9476. NEAR ASU, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, many extras and upgrade, shows w ell, $78,500. Owner 968-5827. PALACE FOR pennies: great price, low low down, 3 bedroom single level townhouse. Double carport, covered patio, yard, sprinklers, near University. Seller financing tailored to a budget. Must sell. Realty Executives, M ike Leavitt 893-2888, office 899-4997. IR VINE PA R K 8521 E. McDowell Rd. O n e & t w o b e d ro o m apartm en ts, id e a l ro o m m a te s itu a tio n , pool, spa, ten n is , w ash er/ d ryer h o o k u p . $399 a N b $499 10 a.m.;6 p.m. S even days per w e e k CA LL FO R M O V E - I N S P E C IA L 946-5315 BEAT THE FALL RUSH! R e s e rv e n o w fo r f a ll a t... BLUE HAVEN APARTMENTS ★ Close to ASU ★ Sparkling Pool ★ Bar-B-Que ★ Laundry Facilities ★ Basketball ★ Bike Racks ★ Covered Parking ________ ★ ★ Free Cable T V * * _________ _ 1 Bedroom $375 2 Bedroom $495 Com e see the new est apartm ents in Tem pe! 210 S. Roosevelt 921-3036 ______________ Page 21 Work on your homework while you work on your tan at The Towers. L ife at The Towers lets you combine the best o f all worlds at ASU We want you to have a good time without for­ feiting your studies. Having, fun has never been easier. If you like to be outside, you’ll appreciate the private swimming pool, tanning área and the adjacent volleyball pit- 'We even offer you pool service (tea and towels) for your convenience. If you like parties and gettogethers with friends, our resident advisors will keep 'you busy with alb kinds o f activities- everything from movie nights, to concerts, to ski trips, to formal dances. You’ll quickly make friends at The Towers. ______ The Towers has a few o f the conveniences you had at home, with Mom, too. All apartments and common areas are cleaned weekly by our housekeeping staff. If you don’t want to cook all your own meals, you can purchase a meal plan through the restaurant beside oùr pool, Einstein’s. The food is excellent and the menu varied. The meal plan tnakes eating at Einstein’s less expensive than regular restaurants, al­ though the food quality is exactly the same. There are still a few spaces available for fall leasing. contact our leasing manager, Sheree Scholar* for more-information on leasing for fall semester. The Towers 525 South Forest Ave. • Tempe, Arizona 85281 • (800) 888-2303 or (602) 894-2320 Page 22 J ìH js d a ^ A u g g ^ jw ^ APARTMENTS ROOMY 1 bedroom apartm ent, pool, air-conditioning, covered parking, pets okay, V* m ile to ASU, $310/m onth. Avail­ able August 15th. 967-6000. SPAC IO US 2 bedroom. 2 bath, 1,000 square feet. O ne tenth m ile from ASU. Pool, laundry. $475/m onth includes utili­ ties . 910 E. Lemon*966-8704. TE M P E, 2 b ed ro o m , n ic e , q u ie t. $32S/m onth. Laundry. Broadway and R u ra l. F u rn is h e d o r u n fu rn is h e d . 921-3047. TOWN HOMES/ CONDOS TOWNHOMES / CONDOS 1 BEDROOM condo. W alk to ASU. Own w asher/dryer, dishwasher, refrigerator, covered parking. Com pletely new inside. Asking $375. No pets. 948-1593. BEAUTIFUL Q U IET single level townhouse. Park like setting, 2 bedroom with upgrades throughout. Low electric, block construction. Q uadalupe and R ural, $525/m onth 345-8276. ____ 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath condo $475. 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo with ceiling fans $62S/m onth. Vt m ile west of ASU. Airconditioning, pool, patios, mini-blinds. 966-0962. LUXURIO US NEW townhomes 2 and 3 bedroom, pool, spa, tennis, % m ile ASU. Call Pat, 967-4906. 2 BEDROOMS 2 bath condo, Scottsdale, $400/m onth unfurnished. Clean, ‘quiet, ten minutes to ASU, 957-0064. TO W NHO USE, 2 BEDROOM, 2 story, 1% bath, laundry, private carport and patio, pools, security, storage, land scape, unfurnished, quiet, 8 minutes to ASU, $600 plus SRP. Jay 990-1941. 2 BEDROOM 1 bath townhouse, 48th Street and Broadway. $400/m onth plus utilities and deposit 268-1849. 3/2 BEDROOM, luxury condo. 1.5 miles ASU. Covered parking, pool, w eight room. Questa Vida, M ike 968-2502. 3 BEDROOM, 2 bath condo. Pool, spa. fireplace, Jike new. N ear ASU. Available 9/1. Phillis, 844-0600, 835-5711. HOMES FOR RENT 2 BEDROOM home, near C ollege, includes gardener. 831-0322. 14th and Tom O. 3 BEDROOM close to ASU. Huge yard, Studios, 1,2, & 3 bed House fo r Rent Apartments for rent •5 Blocks from Campus •3 Bedroom, 2 Bath •washer/Dryer •Den, Living Room •Nice Yard •A/C and Evaporative Cooling $750/ Month 966-8838 $200 OFF! c a ll 940-0518 FREE U T IL IT IE S ! W a lk t o A S U . S p a c i o u s 2 Beautiful Condominiums For Rent From $575 Lavishly furnished. All 2 bed, 2 bath apartments. Conven­ iently located within minutes of ASU . This student-oriented community features: •Scandinavian Furniture •Pool/Jacuzzi/Sauna •Weight Room/Volleyball •Ree Room w/Big Screen T V •Extra Lush Landscaping •Volleyball & Poolside Apts. N o w Available Perfect for Roommates! ($288 each) Worthington Place 894-5516 616 S. Hardy, Tempe 1 Block North of University LABOR DAY EXTRAVAGANZA* Move in fo r $150 • Newly redecorated b e d r o o m a p a r t m e n t s , a ir c o n d it io n e d , (u m la h a d o r u n fu r n is h e d From $380/ Beautiful la u n d r y a v a ila b le . m onth. pool fa c ilitie s area, a v a il­ a b le . FIESTA PARK APARTMENTS 1224 EAST LEMON 894-2538 • Laundry facilities For 1 Month W alk or bike to ASU You Can Have It All Open daily 9 to 6 -P rivate Patio -Fireplaces -Covered. Parking -Exercise Room UTILITIES INCLUDED 1 a n d 2 Bedroom The Fountains 1028 E. O range (Bring in this ad for additional $25°° off) $ 4 5 9 -$ 6 2 5 C a ll 9 6 8 -6 3 2 2 2 4 3 0 S . Mill Tem pe *For all new move-ins by Sept.4 Broadway & M ill • Great for rental sharing • Walk to ASU 967-0489 L E M O N TERRACE C L U B apartments Studios — 1 & 2 Bedrooms Furnished/Unfurnished All Utilities Included Flexible Leases Sum m er Special 968-2555 1-2 ROOMMATES, neat, non-smoker, to share large, 4 bedroom, 2 bath house with yard, pool, dog okay, furnished, garage. U n til D e c e m b e r, C lo s e to A S U , $180/m onth, Rural and Baseline. Jo 838-7336. 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath condo. W asher/ dryer, Jucuzzi, neat and responsible. $250/m onth includes utilities. Available 8/1. 844-7808, leave m essage. 2 ROOMMATES NEEDED to share a townhouse. Q uiet area near Ahwatukee, p o o l, ja c u z z i, te n n is , non-sm oker. $235/m onth plus utilities. 496-0529. F E M A L E N O N -S M O K E R g ra d u a te student/professional share with fem ale: 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse. Scottsdale, 20 minutes ASU. $287.50 plus utilities. 947-8232. • Vertical blinds • Designer carpet • 4 Sparkling pools RENTAL SHARING 2 ROOMS available in 4 bedroom house. Com pletely furnished, 1 m ile west of ASU. $190/m onth. 966-3700. FREE RENT 1115 E. Lemon HELP WANTED T E R R IF IC R E S O R T c o n d o , lo ft $ 2 4 5 /n ru > n th , m a s te r b e d ro o m $295/mf all Kinds, including gold, sterling, gem s, pearls, antiques, etc. Rare Lion, 921 S. M ill Ave, Tem pe Center. 968-6074. FLY FOR Less! Discounted tickets. Domestic, Alaska, Europe, Israel, Orient, South Am erica. South Pacific. 491-0501. FREE INtERN ATIO NA L Youth Hostel Pass with purchase of Eurail Pass. Both issued on the spot! For more information call American Youth Hostels at 254-9803. TYPING/WORD PROCESSING $1.50/PAGE AND up. At Your Service W ord Processing. Call Linda, 839-6167. $1.65 AND up. Professional word proces­ sor and former English teacher. Laser printer. Bob or Claudia, 964-6012. A A K U R IT T Y P IN G - S h ort pap ers, overnight/long papers, prompt service, transcribe tapes. Linda, 831-0349. ACCENTS IN Typing. Spell-check, proof­ read, editing, all included. Quick turn­ around. Call 894-6074. ALWAYS AVAILABLE for typing. Call Susan at 833-0373. ASU AREA. Typing, word processing, editing. Fast, accurate. Call anytime. Prices com petitive, negotiable. 966-2186. CEREUS W ORD Processing, quality guar­ anteed, fast. Data entry, lazer printer, form letters, dictaphone, editing. 947-7796. PERSONALS LIA100, CLASS w ill be over soon, and I hope I w ill bump into ya all in the fall. Dana. SERVICES CHILD CARE in my home. Days, even­ ings, weekends. Excellent references. Near Mill and University. 966-1987. G REAT TO UCH m assage. Relaxing, stress reducing, energizing, pain reduc­ ing. Tem pe, 225-8156 for appointment. MICROW AVE RENTALS, 1.1 cubic foot, $23.50/m onth, Rental W orld, Apache and Price. 894-9521. RESUME W RITING for business majors and MBA's. 1A hour consultation on job hunting strategies and resume content by experienced HR m anager/cam pus recrui­ ter; 1-2 page resume form atting, typing and gram m atical editing. $28. J. Cooper, 838-2515 •RESUM E W R ITIN G : typeset quality, reasonable rates. Tonja, 846-5328. TEMPE HOM ES or apartm ents to clean. Reliable and responsible. $8/hour. Sandy, 964-7815. FAST RETURN: Experienced typist will edit spelling, punctuation, grammar. Joan, 839-0772 evenings/weekends. FLYING FINGERS offers typeset quality with a Mac II and laser printer. Call Susan, 945-1500. (KINKO 'S PAPERS make the grade.) Kinko’s typesets papers, resumes, fliers and has self-serve McIntosh computers. 933 E. University, Tem pe. Call 966-2035 LETTER PERFECT word processing. Fast, reliab le, accurate. $ l.7 5 /p a g e includes Spelling, grammar and punctua­ tion check. Call Lauri, 899-1236. MESA SECRETARIAL Service. Quality work on laser printer. Resumes, -term papers, theses, dissertations, manu­ scripts. Reasonable prices. 10 minutes Judy M ason 275-3142 W E ARE happily m arried but childless couple who wishes to adopt an infant into our loving home. Please answer our prayers and call our attorneys. Call collect 24 hours to 408-228-7100. A 223. {AZCAN) W E W ANT to give your newborn baby all the tim e and attention you would if you could. W e are successful, loving m other/ father and puppy who live in a lovely neighborhood. Help us give your baby a chance for the best that life offers. Ail expenses paid. Call Howard or Frieda c o l l e c t a n -y t i m e a t : 212-986-1093.(AZ-CAN). MISCELLANEOUS BANKRUPTCY $95. Stops garnishments, law suits, collectors. Com plete preparation of all legal docum ents. No extra fee for chjklren or property. W ills $45. Legal Alternatives, friCT, 1-800-444-7435. (AZCAN) BEFORE YOU sell your deed or trust, note or mortgage, do yourself a favor by calling Washington Metropolitan. 1-800-541-0775. W e buy with our own funds since 1953.(AZ-CAN) CASH PAID monthly, need to board small dog foe. fall sem ester, fenced yard neces­ sary. 921-3504. HIKE THE Grand Canyon, 8/18-8/20, Havasupai Falls. Call Pam ela, 834-934$. PAY O FF your bills and reduce your monthly payments with a homeowners consolidation loan. C all regardless of past credit history. Wortdwyn Acceptance. M B6011. 494-0029 (AZ-CAN) PEAVEY 300- 3-way, 400 watts, keyboard am plifier $300. Yam aha D X 7 digital synthesizer $1200. 481-0572. from ASU. 844-1876.__________________ TY P IN G , PR O FESSIO NA L secretary, $1/page (usually), spell check, disk stor­ age, resumes, theses, quick, friendly. Heather. 994-1637. ____________ RUNDLE’S LIQUORS & MKT. N * w L o ca tio n 1324 W. University W ORD PROCESSING for ail your typing needs. Close to ASU, fast turnaround, disc storage available. $1.25/page and up. Saurini Typing Service. 966-2825. W ORD PROCESSING, IBM PC, letter 831-8635._________________________ A m a z in g n ew bonding process to e l i m i n a t e chipped, crack­ ed a n d s p lit fingernails. Free individual or group dem on­ stration. Call SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA married couple wants to adopt a newborn baby. Loving home, financial help, Attorney involved. Call collect anytime, 714-559-1288. for details. quality printing. Fast, low cost. Call Jackie, NAIL BONDING PREGNANT ADOPTION. W e offer confi­ dential counseling, legal advice and assis­ tance with housing and medical arrange­ ments at no cost to you. In adoption, be sure you are dealing with competent professionals. Remember, the adoption laws, if not property understood and applied, may create serious legal compli­ cations in your adoption. O ur fam ilies wish to provide a loving, caring home for a child. Call Southwest Adoption C enter... a licensed' adoption agency... it’s confiden­ tial. 234-baby. W ORD PROCESSING—$1.50 per page. Resumes, design, editing, & laser printing available. C ali weekends. 921-3770 evenings & {just east of Priest) M onterey W hite Zinfandej 750 m l..$3.99 M ilwaukees B esM 2 pack....*....... $3.99 Volska Vodka 750 m l......... .............$4.98 Used Playboy M agazines.................... 94 Adult Magazines, Groceries, Wines, over 40 imported Beers. Ice, 987-9079 WANTED ANYONE FLUENT in Spanish and is free W ednesdays from 7-10 p.m . starting mid August, please call Sandle 955-8435. Leave message. Can m ake up to $400. i\p w s S ports E n te rtain m e n t ‘ *i% , A d v e r t is in g M o ÿ i •*> *J'iio to g ra p h y «•/»«views'» * * /.ie n t a ; •^jfomnfCvsr" BLACK W IDOW spiders wanted alive. Call Tom , 967-6265 lor details. W ANTED: GENEROUS loving fam ilies to sh a re .th eir home w ith a European or Japanese high school exchange student fo r 89 /9 0 school year. C all AISE, 1-800-SIBLING . (AZ-CAN)________ _ _ W RITER! ARTIST! Contribute to Express­ ion. W e need stories, poems, essays and illustrations. Send SASE to: Box 2429, M esa, Arizona 85214. w E m m ttB S E m You can spend a fortune on classified advertisi ns, or you can use the stale press. It's your call. isisiBiriwi® s H o ft t| P C i i * i r i s A L € ;- I 11« ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ * | J h h h h I^I B H m i l l n T 3 c-M A i m I : J J i l U •S ^ ^ H H k d i L a ■ 111' y ^ x s C K W K ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ r a i P » / 1^ I H I I CARDS•UKTCBiU ■ ¡ ■ I H l M k H M M m ■ 9 I B n ^ W > I i ■ ^ •*~ “ -^ *« ■ * .,. ^ ra I T ~~> ~ ~ W i> ld l | I * ,, • ¿ ¿ g U J iT H * •*•v.*a Y ^ v ,.,« * ^ I |jjjj > IM I FOR M€N 6t UJOMCNb Chns‘ oujn MqI1 Toujer P lo z c UJestridge M o ll THRU 8 / 6 / 8 9 H I 9 II9 W V a a a ■ I I 9 I I I „ Rve. 5i • 38th St. & Thom os Rd.' • 75th five. & Thom as • 7 2S S. Rural Rd B— ^ ' ■ B ethan y Hom e fld. 244-9119 873-2607 966-5560 S I CAHDS*GIFTS*ETC. I . ,4” ” " . H B ______ 725 S. Rural [at the Cornerstone]_______ 8 •* •«■ , ; ’.... 1 ' ■ i . w ' / u , ; ' 1 * ■ V '^ B if i ,1