Arizona State University s Morning Daily slate D M s W e d n e sd a y , N ovem ber 23, 1988 •Copyright. SIM* Press. IMS Tampa, Arizona Vol. 71 No. 65 By SHERI JOHNSON StSte Press Members,«?'-'the Arizona Board of Regents are discussing alternatives to the proposed $156 tuition increase, including an idea that would increase tuition by either $84 or $118, a hoard member said Tuesday. Regent Andrew Hurwitz said the regents are informally discussing various options that might replace the increase proposed by the state’s three university presidents last month, including whether to base the education cost on historical increases or projected increases. One idea is to change the cost of education figure used by the regents staff. Which would lessen the increase. " I f we were to adopt a three-year historical increase for the cost of education and then apply either the 20.5 percent, (which students paid in 1988-89), or a 21 percent formula, the numbers that would produce would be $84 or $118,” he said. ••But the assumption is that folks will go along with that way of calculating the cost of education, and that had not vet been the subject o f any (concrete) discussion." Hurwitz stressed that discussions are only preliminary, so nothing concrete has been proposed or decided. A s s o c i a t e d St President John is en couraged that regen ts a rc lookin g at alternatives to the proposed tuition increase. , “ It’s an early indication that they are considering the students,” he said. “ I ’m re a lly pleased with the compromise at this point. I think that what we want, though, is the $84 figure. Thè $118 figure still doesn’t consider extraneous costs. Fees said an $84 increase would be practical and have Hermán Chanen a "symbolic meaning." ."When you get below $100. there is a definite feeling that students have been heard and listened to ." he said. "Eighty.four dollars says we understand your position.” Hurwitz said the general consensus o f the board is that the out-of-state tuition proposed by the presidents is acceptable. Regent Jack Pfister said there has been only general discussion on alternative proposals and declined comment because "w e are in the middle of. deliberations." Regent Edith Ausländer said she is "interested in looking for ways to lower what students have to pay.” Regent..President Herman Chanen said: "Hopefully w e ll come up with an answer that w ill solve the problems. The regents are all very concerned." Regent Donald Shropshire said although he has not heard the details of HurWitz’s plan, be is interested. Turn to Regents, page 13. Come one, come all By G A R Y J A C K S O N State Press Although classes aren’t scheduled Friday,; the ASU Sun Devils want you to come to school anyway. * Be sure to Wear maroon and gold arid bring your, pom pons because Friday the'Sun Devils will be sent off to Tucson for their battle with the UofA Wildcats with a Pep rally. Ceremonies begin at noon a I t he Spirit Square, located, in the parking area between the University Activity Center and Sun Devil Stadium.. Head coach. Larry Marmie and his team will join the Sun Devil Marching Band and ASU cheerleaders to get charged up for Saturday’s game. The Sun Devils are looking to- end a winning season with the best finish of all - a victory over UofA. Slated to speak during the rally are former ASU coaches Frank Kush. Dan Devine and Bill Kajikawa. and Sun Devil »receiver John Mistier, who was drafted in the third rounct by the New York Giants in 1980. Sun Devil boosters with the best banner will win two tickets to Saturday's game, and other surprises are ip store for the rally* foil »if>h'ïifi~tilinY)iA¿¿i>i ASU students Joff Thlode, loft, and Heather Leyba prepare to move nearly 800 can« of tood from the Classroom O ffles Building to S t Mary’s Pood Bank hiPhoenix.Th« earn w n gathered by about 100 students from live classes ln|#»aDepartment of Construction In the College of Engineering. The food drive has been going on forth# last month as a part of a Thanksgiving challenge.’ Turkey not just for holiday anymore By JOIE ANN La P O LLA State Press Turkey isn’t just for Thanksgiving anymore. The traditional bird is now a year-round booming busines of turkey breasts, thighs and legs, said Ken Maddy, an ASU associate professor of agribusiness and environmental resources. In the last 10 years, the turkey market has grown from being a one-item commodity to a full-grown industry with products that compete with a variety of luncheon meats in addition to dinner favorites like chicken and fish. Maddy said. __________ ______________________ ■ Related stories, page 12. _ “ Instead of just cleaning and freezing the turkey carcass, they now cut it up,” he said. (‘They even have turkey hot dogs.” Because turkey farmers only produce the birds as a commodity for the holiday Season, prices fall due to. the turkey surplus. Maddy said. When the turkeys are supposed to be at their highest price, they are actually at their lowest, he added. "P ric e is based on availablity,” Maddy said. "Th e more available, the lower the price.” , Grocery stores realize they have a “ tight hold on the turkey commodity’ -and take advantage of the lower prices by using them as a sales gimmick, he said. “ The grocery stores enjoyed having the turkeys available,” Maddy said. The industry is growing, with products like turkey pastrami and turkey salami crowding store shelves. “ America wants lean meat, and turkey is the way to go,” said Earl Butkay, meat manager of the ABCO supermarket at 5120 S. Rural Road in Tempe. “ Turkey cold cuts are definitely growing in popularity.” Shoppers are the« benefit of a turkey price war supermarkets have been fighting. Currently, ABCO, F ry’s, Safeway and Smitty’s are offering turkey discounts to consumers who purchase a certain amount of groceries. The stores have been battling it out because commodity turkeys are hard to sell after the holiday season, Mady said. Turkey farmers may lose money and end up with a surplus of frozen turkeys, he added. “ In the commodity turkey market, it’s either sell ’em or smell ’em,*’ he said. T h a n k s g iv in g p o t p o u r r i ★ No school Thursday and Friday. All University offices will be closed both days. ★ The State Press will resume publication Tuesday, Nov. 9 ★ The ASU Sun Devils take on the UofA Wildcats Saturday in Tucson. Pack extra turkey sandwiches forth e trip. M offord prep ares officials for belt-tightening o f | ...i p I From staff and wire reports Gov. Rose Mofford on Tuesday asked state agencies, including the three state universities, to come up with proposals that would cut their budgets from I to 5 percent. Although Mofford did not require that agencies begin cutting, she asked that"they prepare for cutbacks becausé a $53 million shortfall is looming over the state. "This drill is an unquestioned drag,” said George Cunningham, Mofford’s chief of staff. "Depending on who’s doing the -«munting.thisisthe fifth orsixth yearoutuT the last seven that we’ve had to go through this exercise. “ It was like attending a funeral” when Mofford broke the news to her cabinet Tuesday, Cunningham said. Mofford told her agency heads that they may have to take 5 percent cuts soon. The state budget may be out of balance by as much as $53.6 million by JUne 30,1989. Nearly $66 million ih additional funding for health and prison programs is draining the state budget, Cunningham said, adding -TuriitoMottercl, pagatli W EA T H ER Mostly sunny skies are forecast for today, with light and variable winds in the afternoon. High tefhperatures should be in the mid 70s, with an overnight low near 50. < - Classified................. 29 Comtes.....................20 Entertainment...,..... 15 Police Report.......... 6 Opinion.................... 4 Sports.......................21 Today................... 2 world/nation in brief The agreement also clears the way to make South-West Africa independent after 73 years of South African rule. Foreign Minister Pik Botha said negotiations were continuing to establish a mutually acceptable system for verifying all phases of the Cuban troop withdrawal, which is expected to be conducted over a 27-month period. P resid en t-elect B u s h will sp e a k to C o n g re s s o n d e ficit problem POINTCLE AR.Ala. ( A P ) — President-elect George Bush said Tuesday that as soon as he becomes president he will name administration officials to negotiate solutions to the budget deficit and will talk to members of Congress himself on the problem. “ On the first day of my presidency, I will name negotiators to represent the executive branch in deficit talks with the Congress. I, too, will be ‘ hands-on’ in talking directly with members of Congress, on both sides of the aisle,” he told Republican governors. He reiterated, however, that the vote in the presidential election endorsed his stand that “ the solution to the federal budget deficit is not taxes.” Bush said the 1990s can be the “ the decade of cooperation,” with the party offering compassion along with leadership. “ This is a time for bringing people together,” he said. S o u th A frica n g ove rn m e n t a c c e p ts A n g o la p e a ce plan PRETO RIA, South Africa (A P ) — The government announced Tuesday it had joined Cuba and Angola in approving a southern Africa peace plan that would lead to the pullout of 50,000 Cuban troops from Angola. Am trak train with 138 p eo p le aboard c ra s h e s into lo g truck GRENADA, Miss. (A P ) — An Amtrak train carrying i;j« people hit a log truck at a highway crossing Tuesday, injuring 10 people and slicing the truck in half, authorities said. Ja p a n p la n s $2.5 trillion tunnel to run length of m ain island TOKYO (A P ) — A construction firm has designed a plan for a 937'2-mile water conservation tunnel that would run the length of Japan's main island arid cost $2.5 trillion to build, officials Said Tuesday. The tunnel envisioned by Hazama-Gumi, a top civil engineering firm, would"fun the length of mountain ranges forming the backbone of Honshu island and serve as a conduit and reservoir for distribution of water, said company spokesman Sakai Sato. When utilized at 30 percent capacity, the tunnel would hold about 122.5 billion cubic feet of water — about twice the annual total water consumption of Tokyo, Sato said. The tunnel would be 330 feet in diameter and also could a cco m m o d a te high-speed trains and e le c tric ity transmission. Still at the conceptual stage, the major obstacle to building the tunnel would be the cost, estimated at $2.47 trillion, Sato said. •The train did not derail. Amtrak spokeswoman Debbie Hare said. “ We terminated the trip at the site of the crash and chartered buses for the remaining passengers." The truck was headed into the Louisiana Pacif ic paper mill when the accident occurred at the U S. 51 crossing about three miles south of Grenada, a central Mississippi town of 20,000 people, said Grenada County sheriff s deputy Jam es Webb. N.Y. high co u rt u p h o ld s weapon p o sse ssio n c o n v ic tio n fo r Goetz ALBANY. N.Y. (A P ) — New York state's highest court’’ Tuesday upheld Bernhard Goetz's conviction for illegal possession of a gun, the only charge he was convicted of following his 1984 shooting spree on a New York Citysubway car. The unanimous decision means Goetz now laces resentencing on the third-degree Weapon charge in state Supreme Court. New York's trial-level court. today Meetings •M.E.Ch.A. election of officers will take place and revision of Constitiution at 3 p.m. in the MU Cochise Room East. •Christian Students Fellowship will study Psalms and Proverbs — “ Worship and Wisdom” from 12:40 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the MU Yuma Room 211. •Social Organization fo r Native American W om en (SO NAW ) discussion will be about “ feelings” with counselor Sue Morrow from 4 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. at the Student Services Building, Room 331. •Campus A lcoh olics Anonym ous offers support to anyone desiring to quit' using alcohol or drugs will meet at noon in the MU, Room 221. •Leadership 2000 Attention applicants: Please go to the Student Life Office and confirm your position for the retreat. A list is posted in office for all those selected to attend.. C o rre c tio n s attributed to Bert Bender: head of a subcommittee on compensation in the Student-Faculty PolicyCommittee A quote in Monday's edition concerning student debts was incorrectly attributed to Paul Barberini. director ol student financial assistance. -It should have been attributed to Brad Golich, executive director of Arizona Students Association, who said, “ Students are building up incredible debts. Those who are forced to get loans are really going to be in a fix when they graduate. I don’t see how ^tuition increase can help at this point." In Tuesday's edition, a story reported that the ASF Student Foundation will hold a leadership seminar Saturday. In fact, the seminar already w a s held last Saturday. In addition, a story reported that an archaelogical open house will be held this weekend. The open house was held làst weekend. In a Faculty Senate story Tuesday, Seott Norton, chairman of thejStudent-Faculty Policy Committee, was attributed -with several quotes in the article about teacher compensation. The comments should have been In Tuesday’s édition, it was incorrectly reported that th e Council of Vice'..Presidents was. forhiïllîllîng price increases for' reserved parking space perm its.. 1he Parking and Transit Services department .* fll siiggest any price increase. S O M E TH IN G ’ S ALW AYS H A P P E N IN G A T ¿ S if P R C C C JU TC THE MEN OF U.S. MALE ’88 “The Valley’s Classiest’L » k m ik e L CAS6ESÊ Featuring C hristian Chase & Tom R eynolds o f P laygirl M agazine 7:30 P.M* Show tim e QUALITY 6/AIRU0RF , -J g f lr E w D Î W 'ï 1910 N O R T H S T O N E A V E N U E , T U C S O N , AT, 85705 • 8 8 4 -7 3 7 7 oc 3 MINTON DRIVE ■ BASELIN E ‘ C a ll fo r r e s e r v a tio n 909.E. M inton 345-2660 State Press Page:3 Wednesday, November 23,1988 Le a d e rs co n ce rn e d about K ing holiday p ro p o sa l By T E R E S A OWEN State Press ASU student and faculty leaders are concerned about a proposal by the Classified Staff Association that, would eliminate the Veterans Day holiday in exchange for a Martin Luther King Jr. holiday Jan. 16, primarily because students and staff would have to attend school under the plan. “ The faculty believes in the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday," said Kristin Valentine, president of the Faculty Senate. "But it’s a no-win situation because it looks like you’re not honoring Veterans Day." The 3,000 member Classified Staff Association has recommended that ASU President J. Russell Nelson change his plan that would have the staffers work Dec. ¿6 so they could celebrate the King holiday. The association said working Dec. 26 would be unfair and cause hardship on their families. T h e f a c u l t y h as r e c o m m e n d e d exchanging Veterans Day or Presidents Day for the King holiday, Valentine said. State law allows only 10 paid vacation days per year for state employees, including University personnel. In a letter to Nelson, student government President John Fees said Associated Students could not recommend a holiday that would be replaced by the King holiday. “ I do not see eliminating Presidents Day, Labor Day, nor Independence Day, as these are distinctively Americanized holidays,” Fees said in his letter. Fees said working Veterans Day would be disrespectful. “ Even though I feel it’s inequitable now, it would be a greater injustice if it’s changed,” he said. “ I don’t like the idea of changing it to Veterans D ay." Faculty and students are not affected by the Dec. 26 work day because it falls during a semester break. Nelson, who could not be reached for comment, is expected to decide the issue by the end of the semester, It will require approval by the Arizona Board of Regents. Joy Cairii chairwoman of the staff association, said working Veteran’s Day should not have bad affects on too many people. “ We’re trying to find a day where everyone is sharing equally,” she said. “ If you pick any day, it’s going to affect someone. If people really want a King holiday like they say they do, then they should be willing to share the burden.” Fees and Valentine said Arizona should join 44 other states in making Jan. 16 a state holiday. It would end problems for ASU and honor a man who deserves recognition, they said. “ Making the King holiday a state holiday is not to get us off the hook,” Valentine said. “ It’s the right thing to do.” Center to study death penalty cases Icampus briefs From staff reports ASU’s College of Law will soon be the home for a center that will specialize in death penalty-related cases. The U.S. Judicial Conference has contributed $180,000 to establish the Arizona Capital Representation Project. The grant will be combined with an earlier $100,000 endowment from the Arizona Bar Foundation. The project should open sometime in January, according to'an ASU law professor. "M any of the attorneys who take on such cases do not have the training, experience and resources needed to deal efficiently and effectively with their complexities and peculiarities," said Robert Bartels, who currently sits in the Charles M. Brewer law chair in the college. The project will help courts find appointed counsel for . defendants, provide training for attorneys who represent death-row prisoners and provide clinical education for students. An independent board of governors will oversee the project, which will be staffed by three attorneys, law students and support staff. Mem orial service fo r A S U staffer to be held in D anforth C h a p e l The College of Law will provide office space, its library and other services. Law students will help conduct research. A memorial service will be held Wednesday in Danforth Chapel for Lee A . Jones, program coordinator for the learning and adapted computer lab in Disabled Student Resources, who died last week. The University community is invited to the service, which will begin .at 12:30 p.m. Mr. Lee, 37, is survived by his wife, Loretta, and two children. A scholarship fund has been established in Mr. L ee’s name. Donations can be sent to Disabled Student Resources. Death penalty cases require an average of 2,284 hours of attorneys’ time through all Stages of trial and appeals, Bartels said, adding that the project aims to make the process more efficient. ,*v ■„ T ’. ; “ When attorneys get appointed to death penalty cases, they usually do not know what to do and consequently spend a lot of time just educating themselves on the procedures,” Bartels said. “ The function o f the project will be to shortcircuit the confusion with which these attorneys usually deal. “ Attorneys will be able to consult with the center to get the information they need, and the result will be a cost-effective, streamlined method of dealing with these cases." ASU has received a $126,000 grant to develop a training program that will assist minorities to open their own small businesses. “ The Small Business Training Initiative” will help minority and women entrepeneurs understand the workings of a competitive economy and how to better work in it, AT&T’s Purchasing and Transportation Organization sponsored the grant. Keep truckin* with STATE PRESS Classifieds! I Sun.-Thum pàl am-àafrm Fri. É Sat: ' 11 ant-2 am F A S T F R E E D E L IV E R Y A S U A R E A '.y y ■■«-'»r.- Four free drinks« .with any p izza j c ~ ñ m * hjI ~ ) I I .! FREE DELIVERY I ASU AREA- f 966-6666 L m TT i U n ive rsity re ce iv e s grant to d e v e lo p m inority program PIZZA & PU B 3 opinion S M tP rtu Day-caré Students, University must work together for campus facility D arrin H o steller Columnist This is the last o f three columns dealing with the issues o f child care, child abuse and the prospects fo r ah ASU day-care program . In the great tradition of all bureaucracies, last year ASU formed a committee to study one of its most pressing social problems — the need for campus child day care. Perhaps it is too harsh to say, as Milton Berle quipped, that a committee is a group of people who keep minutes and waste hours. But it is certainly fair to assert that often times such problem-solving bodies end up telling us what we already know and proposing solutions of which we are already aware. Anyway, the day-care committee, commissioned by ASU President J. Russell Nelson more than a year ago, is set to release its findings in a report early in 1989. And while no one is talking specifically about the document’s contents, it is a pretty safe bet that it can be summarized as follows: •There is a clear need for day care for the children of thousands of faculty, staff and students. •There are a number of things we should do immediately to help meet that need. •We can’t do those things because, as an institution, we don’t have enough money to buy a dozen Pampers. OK, it’s not quite that simple. The report will no doubt focus on the differing needs of sectors of the ASU community and will propose initial, cheap, specific remedies for the problem of day care, such as: 1.) Loosening up ASU personnel polices so employees could take longer, child leaves and providing the opportunity for job-sharing^ among working mothers, and 2.) The development of day-care referral services. Those things are fine, but the long-term recommendation that cuts to the heart of the problem — the development of an on-campus day-care facility that provides quality day-care services costs money, lots o f money, and that is one thing we don’t have. It is possible, I suppose, that within months after the report is released, President Nelson, Gov. Rose Mofford and several members of the Arizona Board of Regents will be on campus smooching babies and posing for pictures in front of the gleaming new ASU day:care center — outfitted like a modern elementary school with the latest educational tools as well as caring, loving workers. But I would rather bet on Elvis to make a strong comeback. A commitment to constructing, equipping and staffing an ASU day-care facility would mean the expenditure of ‘A commitment to constructing, equipping and staffing an ASU day-care facility would mean the expenditure of millions of dollars. ’ millions of dollars. To provide not only safe, reliable care for children, but also to provide constant personal attention and an enriching environment might cost so much that the whole project could be blasted out of the water. So maybe, for now, we should settle for just “ safe. ” After all, in a time when ASU is locked in a struggle to keep enough sections of freshman English classes open and is facing an Arizona Legislature that threatens to tighten the purse strings even further, can ASU rationalize its own deluxe Romper Room experiment? When students are fighting to defeat an $156 tuition increase, can we demand such a massive expenditure, courtesy of the state of Arizona? No. But if the ASU community wants it, we can have something that will at least keep University children safe and alive. As the record tragically proves, children whose parents cannot afford day care often end up neglected, abused or dead. Like Christine Buffone, the toddler daughter o f ASU student Carol Buffone who was allegedly murdered by an adolescent babysitter. f What is important, at this point, is to provide a basic, simple, no-frills ASU day-care servi.ce for anyone who needs it — in order to keep children out of the clutches of exploitive fly-by-night “ day-scare” outfits and private individuals who sometimes prove to be child abusers, not caretakers. And what, in theory, would this low-budget day care entail.’ Not much. The work-force (college students» is here in ample supply. Perhaps day-care center employment could fall under University work-study programs and thus receive partial government subsidy. Parents would pay a reasonable fee for their child's care, and private interests could be aggressively pursued for contributions of funds and basic equipment. The University’s contribution? A professional director for the center and a facility. It’s little more than a big baby-sitting service. A stay there probably wouldn't help the child to learn to read, or speak or think. But it would keep the children of students, faculty and stall safe so that they can go home with their parents at night and do all those things. The beauty of the project is that it can be initiated by a large group of students who demonstrate they are willing to cooperate with the University to get the ball rolling. And if the day-care committee's report turns out to be full of damn good ideas that we can't afford, then students should do just that. RITTER letters Paid holiday would honor King Editor: Actually, I believe the ASU staffers’ discontent with holidays should be discussed in a little backroom with “ Employées Only” stamped on it, but since I am constantly reminded of it in the State Press, I feel it is time to say that it gets on my nerves. These are not just the mutterances of a self-righteous student because come Monday morning, this student can not afford to take à school vacation and will be at work the day after Christmas. Dec. 26 is a privilege only a few employers want to give out. Jan. 16 is also a workday for me. The only people who seem to realize that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. deserves a paid holiday are a majority of blacks and those who participated during the ’60s. As for the staff who feel Dr. King’s birthday should not be a paid holiday, it’s only consistent that those who did nothing then, would fail to see the importance of doing something now. Those staff members who feel we should recognize King but not have a paid holiday, should know that the “ recognition” of Dr. King is in written history, the “ honoring” of him is a paid holiday. The Classified Staff Association, representing 3000 ASU staffers, feel it should not have to “ give up” the day after Christmas. A survey showed that most of its members would rather take Dec. 26 o ff in lieu of Veterans Day. They are sowing a dangerous trend: not to be inconveniehced by a holiday that promoted civil rights and not to be in awe of the holiday where veterans were called upon to protect those rights. Why? Because of the overwhelming necessity for * " * j’ * * * ñ rÿ&FfâSXSMonday off after Christmas. Perhaps, I am being much too harsh in the comparison. There is probably something in this “ day off” stuff. There would be no sacrifices made for Dr. King’s birthday, he would have raised bis children and seen them grow, he would have seen another day after Christmas, and there wouldn’t even be a holiday, if Martin Luther King Jr. had on April 4. 1968 — simply just taken the day off. Perhaps, he just thought that working this particular day. for this particular cause was just a little more important. 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The news and views PHOTOGRAPHERS: Irwin Daugherty, Sundi Kjenstad, Ste- published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of t phen Mounteer, Jam es Mumaugh. ASU adm inistration, faculty, staff or student body. ARTS REPO RTERS: J ill Herbranson, Howell J. Malham Jr Scott Seckel. " State Proti Pages Wednesday, November 23,1988 ‘Fore’ more years Q uayle’s new duties should be played out on back nine Mike Royko Tribune Media Services Now that the election is over. Washington insiders are all twittering over who will get what job in George Bush’s White House. Actually, most Americans don’t care who gets these jobs. Consider that about half the potential voters didn’t even bother to make a choice for president. So'why should they fret over the appointment of this or that flunky? But there is one personnel decision that is attracting attention beyond Washington's inner circle. It’s the question of what duties President­ elect Bush is going to entrust to Vice President-elect J. Danforth Quayle. For awhile. Bush vowed that he would assign Quayle to lead the great war on drugs. But he’s apparently changed his mind, which probably was wise. With Quayle in charge of drug enforcement, thousands of stockbrokers, commodities dealers and other profit-motivated young people would abandon their careers and begin trading in cocaine futures. It’s also been reported that Bush is going to assign a group of high-level tutors to give Quayle instruction in things he might be expected to do. There’s talk of his taking a course in remedial funeral attendance. In one way, Quayle is already serving a useful function. Only this week, the Wall Street Journal had a front page story on how Qualye is providing more material for the nation’s TV comedians than any vice president in modern times. I ’ m not sure if that’s why Bush chose him, but with Woody Allen turning serious, Quayle can fill a void, although a physicist would have to explain whether a void can be filled by a void. But four years is a long time to keep comedians in fresh material, and I doubt if even Quayle can do it. So Bush is going to have to find something for him to do. And, as my job requires, I am offering a constructive suggestion. Bush can give Quayle an assignment that shoots in the 70s on difficult golf courses. There are millions of Americans who play this frustrating game, and more take it up everyday. It’s become a rage among yuppies. It’s not that the game is that much fun, but golf gives yuppies another excuse to go shopping. Of all these golfers, though, only a tiny fraction shoot in the 70s. I ’ve read that only about 10 percent of all golfers are capable of even breaking 90 on a good course. So what do they do about it? Most read a book or two, or watch an instructional videotape. Then they go out on a course and hack away, killing worms and not getting any better. The more determined players go to ‘So here we have a vice president who, by many accounts, plays ju s t as well as m ost o f the club pros . . . a vice president who, by many accounts is better at hitting golf balls than at anything else he’s tried.’ will make millions of men and women happier,-help relieve their stress and make them feel more fulfilled. He can do this by arranging for Quayle tq have a weekly TV show, something like President' Franklin D. Roosevelt’s old fireside chats, or President Reagan’s weekly radio messages. And what would Quayle talk about? How to hit a golf ball. No, I ’m not joking. As everybody knows by now, Quayle is a fine golfer. He regularly professionals for lessons. That helps, but most people can’t afford lessons. So here we have a vice president who, by many accounts, plays just as well as most of the club pros who give lessons; a vice president who, by many accounts is better at hittting golf balls than at anything else he’s tried. So why waste this rare talent? He could go on T V once a week and say: “ Good evening. This is your vice president speaking. Tonight we are going to address one of the most serious problems facing millions of Americans, one that torments them and makes their lives miserable — the problem of chronic slicing.” Or: “ My fellow Americans. Do you realize that during this past weekend, millions of decent Americans suffered needless pain, an gu ish and a g o n y ? M a n y o th ers experienced blind rage and fiery. This is not what the Bush-Quayle administration wants. This is not the way to become a kinder and gentler nation. This must stop. So, tonight, I am going to put an end to this pain, anguish, blind rage and fiery. Yes, my fellow Americans, tonight I ’m going to show you a simple way to get out of a sand trap.” By finding a solution for the slice, by encouraging people to pull themselves out of the sand trap by their bootstraps, by giving them the courage to make a good shoulder turn and a full follow through, Quaylewiilbe making a great contribution to domestic tranquility and the common good. And from a politically practical point of view, Quayle would be assuring Bush and himself another term in office. Knock five strokes off a hacker’s handicap and even a card-carrying ACLU member would be chanting: “ Four more years!” , So that should be high on Bush’s agenda. As soon as he is sworn in, he should announce: “ Today I announce the appointment of Vice President Quayle to the special position of Am erica’s pro. Threeccccc.” “ Uh, no, Mr. President, it’s ‘fore.’ ” “ Oh. Well, that’s Democratic inflation for you.” Meed to sell your motorcycle? Pick up the pace with an ad In the STATE PRESS Classifieds! TEM PE 804 S . A sh Tem pe, A Z 85281 966-1003 966-4292 2 blocks west of Mill south of University S it e Ptk m Police arrest student for operating fake ID business By MIKE B U R G E SS State Press An ASU student has been arrested on charges of operating a fake identification business that allegedly was run from a room in Sahuaro Residence Hall. James S. Dewey, 18, was arrested and booked into Maricopa County Jail Monday on suspicion of forgery, tampering with a public record, fraudulent schemes and possession of fireworks. Dewey, a freshman engineering major from Lenexa, Kan., was arrested at about 5:30 p.m. after he allegedly made a bogus Kansas driver’s license for a police informant, said ASU police Sgt. Keith Bailly, head o f the department’s detective squad. An ASU student in the room at the time of Dewey’s arrest also was arrested. Edward K; Hoenig, 18, was arrested on suspicion of knowing about the operation but not telling police. He was released on his own recognizance, police said. The bust was the second in the past week. Two ASU students were arrested Saturday at Manzanita Residence Hall, where they were allegedly manufacturing bogus Pennsylvania driver’s licenses. Last spring ASU police shut down three separate operations at Manzanita, Bailly said. ASU police also reported the following incidents: •ASU police officer Kerry Hogan was treated at Tempe St. Luke’s Hospital after inhaling gas vapors from a fuel leak in a patrol car. •An ASU student was arrested on drug charges early Tuesday at Hayden Hall. Kristian D. Luce was booked on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. She later was released on her own recognizance. •Someone stole two Alpine car stereo speakers from a vehicle parked in Lot 53 sometime between Sunday and Monday. Loss is $160. police report Bailly said police discovered the alleged operation after they received several anonymous tips. “ They were pretty good quality,” Bailly said of the IDs. “ They were not the best w e’ve seen, but they’re pretty good. He said customers were charged $30 each for a fake Kansas driver’s license. Police will not know how many people bought the IDs until investigators seize bank records and other evidence. On Monday police seized a camera, a poster board that was used as background for the IDs and several photographs. In addition to the Kansas licenses, Bailly said Dewey was allegedly working on perfecting Mississippi, Rhode Island and Missouri driver’s licenses. Phoenix youth pleads guilty to murder of parents PHOENIX ( A P ) — One day after a prosecutor told jurors a Phoenix-teenager coldly murdered his parents, the youth pleaded guilty Tuesday to two counts of first-degree murder. Judge Frank Galati of Maricopa County Superior Court scheduled a Jan. 6 sentencing for 17-year-old John Edward Lofton Jr., who could be sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole for 50 years. A jury was selected last week in Lofton’s trial and the prosecution gave its opening statement Monday. Deputy County Attorney Noel Levy said Lofton coldly and methodically planned the murder of his parents and dug their grave before shooting them to death. Lofton killed his father and stepmother because they had TODAY'S TIMES tried to discipline him for skipping school classes, Levy told the jury! “ This would be his ultimate rebellion,” the prosecutor said. Lofton was charged in the May 1, 1987, slayings of John Edward Lofton Sr., 37, and his wife, Constance, 36. Charles McNulty, a court-appointed lawyer for Lofton, did not make an opening statement Monday, saying he instead wished to make it at the start of the defense’s case. 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"It was great that we were able to repeal as regional champions.” Williamson said preparation for the competition included working with two faculty members and meeting with local attorneys four times before the competition. "The school really goes all out," she said. " ( Just ) the fact that two taculty members devote a lot of time, especially during this part of the school year (proves that). The students’ coaches were professors Alan Matheson and Jane Aiken, both from ASU’s College of Law. " I t ’s a very competitive field,” Aiken said. “ I ’ m not surprised (that they won). They were excellent.” Ten teams' competed in the competition from the nine schools represented. ASU had a second team in the competition consisting o f Jon Jones and Alice Finn-Gartel, both third year students. Matheson said the four students competing from ASU were very close in ranking during the school’s preliminary competition. He added that although it is unusual to have two teams from the same school, he thinks it was allowed this year to even out the number of teams competing. California Western College received second place in the competition, Matheson said. The students from each school were given two fact situations about one month before the competition to review and decide how to negotiate the issue, Matheson said. " I t (the competition) is primarily to hone the skills of negotiating,” he said. “ (It is) coming to a conclusion, (and) to deal in a limited time period." Williamson said she will prepare in the same manner for nationals as she did for the regional competition. " It worked so well for regionals,” she said. 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James Exon, D-Neb., said; “ Here, today, with the unveiling of the stealth bomber, I have never felt better about thg deterrence of America. I think we’ve got a great airplane.” Wilson said, “ It has the potential to render obsolescent a very great investment in Soviet air defenses.” The B-2 project was launched by former President Jimmy Carter. Critics, including the private Union of Concerned Scientists, say the B-2 deployment, planned for the early 1990s, would hamper arms control efforts by posing a greater threat than current-planes to enemy command posts and mobile missiles. The Air Force said the plane is 69 feet long, about the length of an F-16 fighter plane. Its wingspan, at 172 feet, is almost as wide as the aging B-52 it is designed to replace. Nearly everything surrounding the stealth bomber is secret, including the cost. The General Accounting Office estimates the fleet of 132 stealth bombers the Air Force wants to assemble over the next several years could cost taxpayers $68 billion. That would put them at more than $500 million a copy. The A ir Force puts the total cost of the program at $30 billion to $40 billion. The stealth gets its name from the claim that it will be extremely difficult to detect by enemy radar, due to the extensive use of exotic composite materials, some of which absorb rather than reflect radar waves; its lack of sharp surface angles; and a cross-section that offers a very small profile to radar. The plane is a "flyin g wing;” a design resurrected from the 1940s that steers with flaps on the rear of the wings rather than with a tail. The B-2 displayed Tuesday was gray on top and black beneath. Nobody was allowed to see the B-2 from the rear, presumably because revealing the design of its engine exhaust system might help enemy detection efforts. Air Force Secretary Edward C. “ P ete” Aldridge Jr. told the gathering the program’s expense represents an investment in safety. “ Let all of us remember America’s enduring hope and prayer that the B-2 will strengthen the cause of peace and that this magnificent aircraft w ill never be flown in anger,” Aldridge said. Northrop Chairman Thomas V. Jones saluted employees of B > 9 8 6 -4 9 9 1 ' PH O EN IX 5130 N.18th Ave. S t e ié P ie a il Page 12 Holiday leaves many of nation’s homeless out in cold By ROBIE K A K O NG E State Press Thursday will not be a day of celebration for some Americans. Without family, friends and food, Thanksgiving will be just another day of survival for the hundreds of thousands of homeless people who live on the streets in the United States. A year ago this month, the Rev. Gerald Roseberry, a former pastor in the Valley, began to walk the streets of Phoenix and Tucson, living among the homeless so he could understand the world they live in. A year later, Roseberry told his story of hope and despair to 18 ASU students and faculty last week in the MU over a lunch of croissant sandwiches, potato salad and chocolate cake. Roseberry showed a 25-minute sentimental videotape that featured him as narrator. In the tape, Roseberry tries to keep his voice from breaking as tears well up in his eyes while he talked about his six-week experience. “ We often went dumpster-diving to find extra things lor our tent and when we were really hungry, we hit the dumpsters at Jack-In-The Box. ‘We often went dumpster-diving to find extra things for our tent and when we were really hungry, we hit the dumpsters at Jack-In-The-Box. ’ — G e ra ld R o seb e rry “ We knew we could always find food there because they have to throw out the food when it gets cold. “ The homeless and I lived in a place that was dangerous and filthy, and the most common things we shared were germs." he said after showing the tape. Roseberry explained that although the homeless are often 1 emotionally robbed, publicly degraded and surrounded with filth, they can change their lives if given the chance. “ Many want to get a job and stop going to the ‘stab lab’ to j sell their blood twice a week for $12,” he said. But getting a jbb requires two forms of identification.! Roseberry said, adding that most homeless people move! from place to place. Establishing a permanent address is] difficult. Now a chaplain, Roseberry said his biggest concern is| justice for the homeless. “ We as human beings need to realize what is going on] around us, there are people out there who don't have homes] or food to eat,” he said. "And it is going to take the whole sector to try and make a i dent. Laws for low-income housing must be changed." Calories, cholesterol give new meaning to Butterball By M ICHELLE ALLM AN State Press It’s time to take a break from the frozen pizza, boxed macaroni-and-cheese and Old Milwaukee beer. It’s turkey time. But before you devour that entire 30-pound Butterball, there are some things to keep in mind if you are weight­ conscious this Thanksgiving holiday. T h a n k s g i v i n g F e a s t The typical turkey dinner totals about 2,000 calories, based on average servings of the following favorites: turkey 160 stuffing 170 mashed potatoes and gravy 185 candied sweet potatoes 170 cranberry sauce 35 peas and mushrooms 70 two roHs with butter 330 apple cider 120 pumpkin pie with whipped cream 425 mixed nuts and chocolate mints 295 T o ta l c a lo rie s 1,960 Source ASU.News Bureau The typical Thanksgiving dinner totals about 2,000 calories if you have a plate-full of holiday favorites like turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. The average meal holds about 550 calories, including dessert. Karen Moses, a nutritionist with the Student Health Center, said calories are not the only hidden enemies in a big turkey dinner. “ The cholesterol content (280 milligrams) is a little too "high for women,’ * she said. “ The sodium is borderline. And anything with-that many calories is going to be high in fat.” - A "little exercise, like throwing the football around outdoors-; wori’ t work off those unwanted calories after the hours df family arid food. In order to work off 2,000 calories, the average 160-pound man must walk briskly for eight hours. For a 135-pound Woman, the walk will have to be extended tb 11 hours. But don’t let heapings of guilt ruin your Thanksgiving festivities because Moses said it is understandable to break from healthy eating habits once a year. “ We get excited because it’s a real meal,” she said. “ Just don’ t have eight helpings of everything. 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B R O A D W A Y Stete Press Regents ___ Continued from page 1. fee waivers in the amount of the increase." H u rw itz sa id he is fo r m u la t in g alternatives because there have been "uneven increases in the cost of education over the years.” Tm a little concerned about the extent of (he potential increase that the formula suggests, but 1 have not come to a conclusion on how to deal with that just yet." he said. "The appealing part of going to an average over the last three years is to smooth out some of those peaks and valleys,” he said. Regent Esther Capin said she is in favor of "looking at alternatives that make things more fair,” and Regent C. Diane Bishop said she will consider any alternative proposed that will "protect the universities but also help the students." In the past, the regents took the budget request for a continuation budget and added that to the previous year’s actual base, Hurwitz said. Hurwitz said another idea is to waive the increase for students at certain low-income levels. But he said the levels have not yet lw*en determined. "T h a t’s been a relatively accurate predictor, but some years it’s going to be off because you’re not going to get everything you asked for,” he said. “ Other years it may be too modest because you may get more than you asked for. So the idea was to go back and look at what the actual increases tin-state appropriated) funds were.” "Som e of us have been looking at the possibility of earmarking some of the increase for aid to students of low and moderate income," he said, i n effect, we'd look to put together some sort of program of Survey says 90 percent of big com panies receive compaints NEW YO RK (A P ) — Sex harassment complaints by female employees have been reported over the last year at 90 percen t o f b ig corporations that responded to a survey released Tuesday by Working Woman magazine. 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To learn the best way to release the California condors and assure their survival, researchers are using young Andean condors donated by various zoos as stand-ins for their more endangered relatives. Between 1,000 and 2,000 Andean condors remain in the wilds of South America. “ These are surrogates,” said Joseph Dowhan, condor recovery coordinator for the Fish and Wildlife Service. “ We’re going to test release techniques, release sites and train people.” Seven of the Andean birds will be freed in December and January into the 53,000-acre Sespe Condor Sanctuary, 50 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles. Along with up to 10 others to be freed late next year, they will be rounded up when the $440,000 study is done in two or three years, then released permanently in their native SESPE CONDOR SANCTUARY, Calif. ( A P ) - Perched in cages in brustrcovered mountains, six Andean condors munch on beef and chopped rats as they await release into the wild for an experiment aimed at saving their California condor cousins from extinction. “ It will be a credit to humankind if we can preserve the animals of the Earth, and the condor is but one animal facing dire straits,” said Jeff Opdycke, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service official who toured the Andean condor release site with reporters Tuesday. Of thousands of California condors that once soared in the early 1800s, only 28 of the vulture-like, carrion-eating birds remain alive. With 9‘^-foot wingspans, they are North Am erica’s largest bird. All the survivors are in captive breeding programs at the Los Angeles Zoo and San Diego Wild Animal Park. In five to 10 years, after enough of them have reproduced in N e e d a p l a c e t o F I N ' D A R O O M T H E E A S Y W A Y iM W IT H Colombia. So far, the attempts to save the condors has cost about $20 million. About a dozen reporters were allowed to observe three of the birds on Tuesday in a tour led by officials of the Fish and Wildlife Service, the U.S. Forest Service, National Audubon Society, and the Los Angeles Zoo. The three young female condors, all about 5 months old and Weighing 19 to 21 pounds, sat in the shade, napping in the netenclosed half of their 35-by-16-foot roosting box, which sits atop sawed-off telephone poles 10 feet above the ground to protect them from hungry black bears and coyotes. The condors displayed Tuesday will be released in January, along with a fourth bird that had not yet arrived. Scientists hope that once released, the birds will stay in the sanctuary and away from areas where wild California condors died from what officials believe was lead poisoning. STATE PRESS ^ C l a s s if ie d A d v e r t is in g ! 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I t ili m m m m Ê & im m É É S t li arts & entertainment Essence of Life C o lle ctio n sh in e s with spiritual im a g es o f death By S C O T T C. S EC K EL State Press Siqueiros, undulgtes with light and rhythm; thè sense of movement is almost violent in this peaceful activity. Siqueiros is probably the only major figure in art ever to be imprisoned for participation in the attempted assassination of a political leader, according to a guide of thè collection. "Desnudo,’ ’ by Ricardo Martinez is a massive figure that is almost Protean; a confining space or a limitless horizon? A figure to be worshipped as all-powerful or a helpless giver of life? The pastels of the work give thé decision to the viewer with the sense of walking into an ancient vast tomb where the altar is hidden. Woman as essence; woman as enigma. A rt. Christianity. Color. Death. Women. Mexico. What lies under all these elements? Life.; obviously The disparate threads running through the Latin American works of the University Art Collection weave together, in only the most unlikely ways, for a viewer wandering across the silent polished tiles of their expanded gallery space'. What else but life refuses to make sense until som e p e r s p e c tiv e is gain ed? Sometimes, not even then. What are these artists .trying to grasp, to c o m m u n ic a t e ? Is l i f e d r a m a t ic ? Sometimes. Does religion play a significant role? It used to: now, in contemporary Latin American art. not so mueh. 1,00k at the "E x Voto of Maria Agustina Ilorosco." Dying of a congested chest in the early 19th century, her family appealed to the saints for her recovery Maria pulled out of the coma and lived. The small, somewhat crude two-dimensional oil painting on tin »called a santo) commemorates the event. Drama and religion. Cause and effect? Is life tragic? Sometimes. Sometimes not. And sometimes tragedy is caused simply by what perspective we have on a condition or a situation. The somewhat ludicrous carved wooden skeletons, with their goofy monk's fringe and catchy grins, don’t strike a gringo fear Consider the role of women in Latin of death in viewers. •They’re not really supposed to, actually. America through history and presently, The Aztec god of death, Mictlanfecutli, did a then look again at the show. Interesting. good job of that before Cortes and Co. Diego Rivera. A giant figure of the art invaded Mexico three centuries ago. world and an overpowering figure in But between forced Christianization, lots Mexican art. Rivera is well-represented of rape by conquistadores and working as here by three fine works. To disagree with virtual slaves on vast plantations, death the guide by saying that he is well but not looked like a joke compared 1° hie to -the superbly represented in this collection is citizens of Mexico as well as Spain s other simply to say that you can’t understand possessions in the New World. Rivera until you’ve seen his murals. (This Death is still laughed at as a natural part group is an excellent one and deserves to be of life in Mexico on the Day of t he Dead. The « judged on the scale of any fine museum, not only certainty of life for any of us is that we simply a school art collection.» were born to die. A cubist as well as a muralist, Rivera was The "Carreta del Muerto" (Cart of an example to young artists of his native Death», what looked more absurd to the land to use Mexico for inspiration. Because artist, the grjnning boneman or the abject of his epic works. Rivera has been called the self-penitent polling the cart tilled with "Michelangelo of Mexico,” a country where stones and flagellating himself during Lent ? the -mural 1$ commonplace in public Women are very important iij the collection, roost often seen reclining,H'I’he*: •'buildings.'. “ Nina Parade’ ".is an easel painting of a S le e p ,? ' p a in te d by th e M e x ic a n small peasant girl, yet it" doesn't lose any R e v o lu tio n a ry a rtis t ' D a v id A lfa r if H li «M R - m Between enforced Christianfzation, lots o f rape by conquistidores, and working a syirtu a l slaves on vast plantations, death looked like a joke compared to life to the citizens o f Mexico. Stephen M ounteer/State P re ss This wooden skeleton figure represents the Santo del Muerto or »‘Death A ng el,” which serves as a compelling reminder of the inevitability of death. power by being*' on a small Scale. The delicate brush strokes and pale reflection of her dress on the wall behind her are examples of subtlety m a painting that is the artistic equivalent of seeing a girl who wears nice lingerie: you don’t really know it's thece, but it's possible for the uninitiated e y e to r e c o g n iz e a b o v e - o r d in a r y sophistication. Go see this part of ASU. Your tuition pays foi* it and even if yoy skip class for an hour, it’ll probably be hi ore worthwhile. The University A rt Collection is located on the second floor of the Matthews Center, whiph is open until 5 p.m. on weekdays and from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. bn Sundays. 1 P age 1 6 Stg te jP r ttt Wednesday, November 23,1988 SIX F E E T UNDER & OUT O F W ATER I A 'ERRIt Si 'REAM !U VG ETl D£ >THS ( PRESENT SO SCARY - WE DARE YOU TO SEE THE WORLD’S FIRSTHOWtOR. MOVIE MADE IN NEW SCREEN INNOVATION! hmiwtoownic HYPIUO Ï!C!S» HALLUCINOGENIC HORRORS - NOT ONLY ON SCREEN. BUTIN AUDIENCE - ALL AROUND YOU! 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The holiday has become nothing more than the definitive Christmas dress rehearsal. Newspapers and commercials faithfully saturate their pages and airwaves with pre-Christmas hype, stirring the weary consumer’s credit desires. Each year, it seems as if the Christmas commercial blitzkrieg starts earlier and earlier, overshadowing every holiday from the Fourth of July to Arbor Day — especially Thanksgiving. Everyone always looks for the culprits who try to steal Christmas, when in reality, they should be searching for ways to prevent Christmas overkill. The Christmas bark, unfortunately, has become bigger, louder and tackier than its bite. I ’m not even sure I know when Christmas arrives. If it wasn’t for desk top calendars and a plane ticket from my parents, I ’d swear it was just another day.' I ’m not alone, though. Seconds after the 25th of December, disheveled shoppers walk around fa a daze, pushing empty „shopping carts saying “ I can’t believe Christmas has come and gone . . . it happened so fa s t. , . I h avelo start shopping again . . . when can I return my gifts? . . . ” And they’re right. Christmas always gets lost in the fanatic pre-season shuffle that leads to the dismal post-season aftermath. KM Blink, and it’ s gone. That’s what it’s become and that’s how it will stay, until we forget about gifts and other nonessentials for awhile. This is in no way an effort to belittle the meaning or spirit of Christmas. It truly has a revered spot on the Christian calendar that will undoubtedly be recognized for it’s spiritual and magnanimous virtues for years to come. However, restoring the individual identities to the unsung holidays, such as Thanksgiving, would certainly prove for a more meaningful and rewarding experience, than just heading to a Big Boy to catch a Detroit game and some stuffing because you’ve got the day off. This doesn’t necessarily mean you have to concede all your earthly possessions, live with goats and ponder the essence of gratitude in today’s culture. If there was one day out o f the year that encouraged the masses to stray from the hustle and bustle of existence in order to understand the p ast and appreciate the present, that day should be Thanksgiving. Although it worked for the Beatles, this behavior could be detramental to your average tax-payer. Capturing the joys of Thanksgiving is possible by identifying the holiday as a time to not' only reflect but to recognize the multifaceted aesthetics of life. And there are so many. No gift giving. No shopping malls. Just yourself and those you love, if you're so lucky. If there was one day out of the year that encouraged the masses to stray from the hustle and bustle of existence in order to understand the past and appreciate the present, that day should be Thanksgiving. It is not a selective holiday, recognized by one religous group and not another. Christians.and Jews, atheists and agnostics, whites and blacks all can celebrate together. It is the common denominator that links us together on one spiritual plane or another and promotes one moment of humble gratitude, not for big screen televisions, but for life. Whether it’s at home with 12 brothers and sisters, in a trailer park with, a TV dinner, or far away in Mexico with a Corona pacifier. Thanksgiving should be given the recognition and devotion it has always deserved. Sure, Christmas always takes the cake for the most spectacular holiday of the year, but for all the wrong reasons. I mean, who wouldn't look forward to Christmas and all the nifty packages with your name on them? 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He should know that he is ■visiting a land that enjoys rice for breakfast, lunch and |dinner, that doesn't grow fi’4" men, that speaks a different |language (with every right to do so), that lacks the "fast food ‘ efficiency'' of the USA, and drinks beer at room temperature. An Ugly American is ethnocentric, traveling in packs, more or less invading each country while making no effort to communicate with the natives. He talks to Asians in a condescending manner. He finds satisfaction in flaunting his relative affluence and rates well-being by material : consumption. — Rick Steves from "Asia Through the Backdoor" Remember that history class you suffered through because of some ridiculous general studies requirement? Remember how that freshman comp prof tried to give you a new perspective on literature and all its nuances because she had the absurd belief that somehow it would be good for you? l ' ;’. : \ Remember all those courses that you have been forced to lake and suffered greatly under the weight of all that imposed knowledge that seemed to disappear after every erammed-for test? Well, there’s a guy who would like to reassure you that you’re OK if you just want a degree so you can establish a Swiss bank account and sail around the California coast in your own yacht while sipping champagne and looking down on the rest of the unfortunate world — a world by the way that you know very little about because you just wanted a degree, not an education. Jeffry Burns is the epitome of a modern day capitalist. Not vour typical guy just looking for a way to make a buck but a real 1980s entrepeneur — the kind that believes you wasted your time taking all those history courses. The kind that tries to sell doormats to the Japanese. The kind that tries to sell Novas (as in cars) to Spain without concern that nova means "w on't ¿ 0 “ in Spanish. It all started in 1985 when Jeffry Bums was inspired to share his capitalistic goals with the world. "It was about 4 a.m. and we were studying Plato, a man who found the need to justify virtually everything,” says Burns. "So we took a study break and decided to come up with our own justification for subjecting ourselves to the pre­ exam horrors necessary to become a college graduate.” The result of that fateful night (P la to who?) was the poster titled "Justification for Higher Education." It was an instant success. Not long after that, Burns and his newly established company, Visual Concepts International, created another tribute to the American dream cleverly titled “ Justification for Higher Education II.” "Thanks to the successful reputation of our first poster we have already sold over 29,000 new prints to thousands of retail establishments from coast to coast.” Apparently the kids were goin’ for it and Burns was/is a hit. But one should ask if the posters are selling because of their artistically presented (that’s questionable too, come to think of it) message or because of all the free publicity he has received from people like me who think the poster is obnoxiously unintelligent. "W e’re not trying to corrupt young minds into believing that money and the things it can buy are the only justification for higher education,” claims Bums. " A ll we are doing is providing a visual image for those individuals who place future material wealth on their list of motivations for seeking a college degree.” Read between the lines: "W e don't want to offend anyone, we just want to g et rich through the m ost blatantly disgusting display o f capitalistic ignorance and greed to corrupt the twentieth century. ” The mentality that Jeffry Burns promotes unnerves me. It’s bad enough that journalism has turned into second rate entertainment and that shows like “ USA Today” try harder and harder to convince the increasingly ignorant American public that it’s not really important to know what’s happening toour world: It’s even worse that w e simply allow ourselves to adapt to this ethnocentric, uneducated attitude. Jeffry Burns was just being honest, of course. When he created the “ Justification for Higher Education” posters he made a statement that mirrored the way he and a lot of other people think about their futures — in terms of how many dollar signs they can add to their name before turning thirty. What’s wrong with that? Nothing. What’S wrong with the message? Everything. His posters have redefined the Ugly American. In fact, they have patted him on the back and commended him for achieving that status. I know what you're thinking — the Ugly American is someone who makes an ass out of himself in another country, not at home. ER E D U C A T IO N But the important question is, why did he make an ass out of himself in another country. The answer: He simply wasn’t culturally sensitive because he never had a real education. Sure, he got rich, but only m terms of dollar signs. Does he know who J.D. Salinger is, or Salvador Dali, or Benzanir Bhutto, or Thomas Hardy, or Lenin, or Milan Kundera, or Louis Pastor, or Louis Armstrong for that matter. Can he discuss art, the French culture, the Buddhist religion, the German government or the Chinese revolution with any understanding beyond that of “ USA Today?” The answer to the above is most likely no. And what a tragedy. Jeffry Burns believes he has justified his traumatic exposure to higher education. I say that anyone who appreciates the world and wants to truly understand and relate to it with intelligence and grace needs no justification. And that person would probably have a much more interesting life than some college student who spent his career making .$12 posters. N O T FA N C Y JU S T G O O D THE TRADITION CONTINUES.. A LL D A Y A N D N IG H T E V E R Y D A Y TWO MEDIUM CHEESE PIZZAS FOR $8.88 For a limited time you can get two 12' cheese pizzas tor 9&8& Addi­ tional toppings are available for $1.25 lor both pizzas. 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The uppermost thought on their minds is defeating the Wildcats. For Martin, who plays flanker for the Sun Devils, the homecoming will provide him with a chance to put to an end all the “ crap” he has endured from friends who live in Tucson. He said coming to ASU was not an easy decision for him, but one he does not regret. " I had to weigh the pros and cons of ASU and the UofA,” Martin said. “ When I added them up, ASU came out on top. I ’m glad I came Steve Martin here." . '8 . Meeting his friends out on the field will be no problem for Martin, who said he will just forget about his friends when the game whistle blows. "When you enter the field, you have to leave friendships behind on the sidelines," Martin said. “ You have to do that if you’re going to do what you B have to out there.” Martin was a graduate of Tu cson ’ s S abuaro High School, where family and friends watched him play football. Martin said his f a m i l y s t i l l is v e r y supportive of him, even to the point where they take a lot of teasing from coworkers when they show off their Sun Devil pride. T h a t c h M a r t in received from playing in the Ted Friedli Freedom Bowl is proudly worn by his father, Martin’said. Not to be left out, his mother dresses up in maroon and gold to show support for her Tucson Sun Devil. “ I have a lot of family and friends in Tucson who support ft* Turn to TR AN SPLAN TS, page 23. Traditional taunts mean only 1 thing: i f s time for Big Game Dave Hodges Sports Editor F a ll down. Arizona F a ll down, black and blue F a ll down. Arizona Arizona, we hale you i Screw the V> F a ll down. Arizona F a ll down, black and blue Trip. Fall. D rop lhat ball Arizona, fa ll down ' This may be the only time of year you may hear ASU fans (umming the tune of UofA’s fight song to themselves. But ’ou can bet they aren’t reciting the words to Bear Down. TKe Big Game is almost here. North vs. South. Phoenix vs. Tucson. t$ut last year was perhaps the toughest to take. ASU ASU vs. UofA. seemingly had the game won. Fans were ready to pour on the It's the battle for bragging rights of Interstate 10. The field and tear down the goalposts. winner can lay claim to the territory between Marana and But lightning struck. Punter Mike Schuh, probably the Sun Lakes, ( but why would anyone want to do that? ) most consistent player on the team, fumbled the snap on a This is the game everyone waits for. It’s the only game that punt and illegally kicked the ball, allowing the Wildcats to counts. regain possession deep in ASU territory. Just ask the scalpers. To secure one of the 55,197 seats at Gary Coston kicked a field goal with two seconds Arizona Stadium will run between $30 and $100. remaining in the game to forge a 24-24 tie. Neither team will be attending a postseason game this It went down in the books as a tie, but almost everyone year. This is ASU’s and UofA’s bowl game. Call it the Cactus associated with ASU considers it a loss. Bowl, Roadrunner Bowl, even the Toilet Bowl. Just don’t Sure, ASU already has won the Rose Bowl, and the Cats are underestimate the importance of it. the only team in both the Big 10 and Pac-10 to have not played Saturday’s date, Nov. 26, has been etched in the memories in Pasadena for a bowl game. of ASU football players since spring practice: hanging on In fact, junior broadcast major Scott Thomson submitted a walls in the University Activity Center, stenciled on memos, “ Top 10” list, heard last week on KASR, entitled “ Top 10 written on blackboards. ways the UofA Wildcats can make it to the Rose B ow l:" It’s everywhere. Former Coach John Cooper, who has proved at Ohio State 10. An earthquake knocks USC, UCLA, ASU, Washington, Washington State, Oregon, Oregon Statè, Cal-Berkeley and this year that he really isn’ t God, was criticized by many Stanford into the P a cific Ocean. ASU fans for not putting enough emphasis on the Big Game. 9. An earthquake knocks UofA in to the B ig 10. And Sun Devil fans have good reason. 8. Pac-10 m oves Rosé Bowl to end o f preseason. ASU has not defeated UofA since 1981. Thât’ssix years, six /ong years of frustration. 7. UofA buys lig h t blue and gold uniform s and poses as UCLA. . Twice UofA knocked ASU out of the Rose Bowl. In 1986 the Turn to HODGES, pago 22. Cats handed the Devils their only loss. . , * - fiffîifflMii I (i * , /-•. V. s u it asu football •V» Holiday Shopping LOWER PRICE AND PAC-10 STANDINGS PAC-10 GAM ES W L T Pet. Pts Opp 8 0 0 1.000 289 121 6 2 0 .750 219 150 5 3 0 .625 254 241 4 3 0 .571 151 153 3 3 0 .500 85 156 3 5 0 .375 168 169 3 5 0 .375 144 186 2 5 1 ,313 163 215 1 5 2 '250 149 152 1 5 1 .214 109 188 Southern Cal UCLA Washington State Arizona A rizona State Washington Oregon Oregon State Stanford California ALL GAM ES W L T Pet. 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Clippers. 8:30 p.m. Seattle at Golden State. 8:30 p.m. M O N D AY’S R ESU LTS Houston 117, Atlanta 113 Utah 117.1.AvClippers 98 national hockey league T U E S D A Y 'S R ESU LT S Late Game Not Included Los Angeles 6. Philadelphia 1 Washington 4. New York Islanders 2 Buffalo at Vancouver, (n) W ED N ES D A Y 'S SCH ED U LE Boston at Montreal, 5:35 p.m. Quebec at Hartford, 5:35 p.m. New York Rangers at Pittsburgh. 5:35 p.m. Chicago at Toronto, 5:35 p.m. ' Los Angeles at Detroit 5:35 p.m. New York Islanders at Washington. 6:05 p.m. Edmonton at Minnesota. 6:35 p m. New Jersey at Calgary. 7:35 p.m. M O N D A Y ’S R ES U LT S Montreal 4, New York Rangers 2 Toronto 4, St. Louis 0 SV»' Hodges______ _ C ontinued from page 21. 6. Pac-10 officia ls accidentally read standings upsidedown. 5. R ock star Bob G eldoff organizes series o f “ W ildcat-Aid" concerts. 4. New Pac-10 rule lets teams with ugly uniform s and dumb m ascots have m ore players on the field. 3. Steroids, steroids, steroids. 2. R ose B ow l o ffic ia ls d ecid e to choose team s alphabetically. 1. Buy tickets! Well, the taunts are well under way and the “ A ” on Tempe Butte already has been painted red and blue. And, contrary to popular belief, basketball coach Lute Olson will not be an honorary coach Saturday. But what about the game? Can first-year head coach Larry Marmie rally his Devils, who were embarassed 50-0 by USC two weeks ago, to a victory in Tucson? Both teams are 6-4 overall. Both teams’ only consistency has been their inconsistency. Both have good punters. Both have two quarterbacks alternating playing time. Both, both, both. I hate the Wildcats. I hate Tucson. But, as even as this gam e should be, there can only be one winner, unless there’s another tie . . . Arizona, 24-17. Prove m e wrong. Hie American Express* Card is a hit virtually anywhere you shop, from LosAngeles to London. Whether you’re buying books, baseball tickets or brunch. 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Valdez, who plays quarterback, said he also would like to see ASU defeat the UofA. but "not just for bragging rights.” He said he wants to see the team defeat the Wildcats for the seniors, who have not had a victory over the UofA during their career at ASU. " I think it’s important to win this one for the seniors," Valdez said. "Th e seniors will look at this game hoping they can go out and win — to end the season on a positive note." Valdez said he is excited about playing football in Tucson again. A graduate of Sunnyside High School, Valdez said he is happy he made the choice to become a Sun Devil. •It was hard at first — I had to convince myself that I didn't want to go to the UofA,” Valdez said. “ I finally decided that ASU was the better place for me — it had the kind of offense I wanted to run." Meeting friends on the field will not be a problem for Valdez either. He said once the players take the field, "it doesn’t matter who is out there. Your attitude is different. "1 just hope we can beat them. I ¿et a lot of crap when I'm down there — I hope we can shut their mouths at least until basketball season starts." While the decision to come to ASU was a toss-up for Martin and Valdez, Fredli said it was an easy one for him. He said ever since he was a young child he knew he wanted to attend ASU. "It was an extremely personal decision for me,” Fredli said. “ Some guys on the team, who come from other parts of the country, have to learn to (like) being Sun Devils. I grew up with it, so I knew I wanted to be one. For me, coming to ASU was more than just football.” Saturday’s contest also will give Fredli a chance to prove to his companions that his decision to attend ASU was the best — for both his football and academic careers. "It will be a personal game, because all of my friends will be there," Fredli said. “ I want to show all of my friends that I made the right choice. I have developed an intense pride in ASU.” ; Fredli said his parents support him in much the same way that Martin and Valdez’s parents do; it seems they all get the same amount of flak from co-workers. But for Fredli’s father, the criticism might be a little more intense. "M y father is the head coach at Amphitheater, where I went to high school,” Fredli said. “ He gets a lot of flak from all of the UofA fans at work. But it is different in the respect that they ask him how I ’m doing at school.” Winning the game against the Wildcats would be the perfect way to end the season, Fredli said. Although the Sun Devils will not be making a bowl appearance this season, Fredli said it won’t matter, as long as ASU comes out on top on Saturday. "A ll of the seniors have this thing burning inside them,” Fredli said. “ They want to finish the season by beating the UofA. 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But while the post-holiday activity sounds less than desirable. ASU may have come up with its own recipe for success. / ‘Last year, we played Colorado State the next day and played out of our heads." ASU head coach Debbie Brown . said. ASU beat the top-20 ranked Rams in four games on the road. The Sun Devils held a Thanksgiving tournament two years ago and took the championship title after defeating Kentucky, 3-2. and New Mexico State, 3-0. This year, they are going to try it again - another Thanksgiving tournament Friday and Saturday in the University Activity Center. ASU leads off with a 7:30 p.m. match Friday against Wyoming, after Texas Tech’s (12-17) opener against Indiana (15-12) at 5 p.m. Restraint then Thursday would seem a must for the players, but Brown said that has not been the case in the past. " I think we stuff ourselves as much as anyone,” she said, "And it hasn’t seemed to have been a problem before.” What assistant coach Sue Woodstra finds more of a problem is ASU’s first opponent — Wyoming (14-17). “ They’re a good team,” she said. “ They haven’t been ranked at all, but they beat SC (Southern Cal) earlier this year, and they beat us last year.” ASU lost the 1987 matchup, 3-1. “ We can’t look past them,” she said. "W e have to just worry about the first match.” The championship match, between Friday’s winners, is scheduled for Saturday at 5 p.m. to avoid a conflict with the women's basketball team, which will play after the tournament final. "W e wanted to play in the Activity Center (instead of PE East),” Woodstra said. “ That was the only time we could work it out. The tournament wraps up ASU’s regular season, but celebrating is on hold until late Sunday — after the NCAA bids are announced. Teams are selected based on conference finish, national rank and rank within geographic region. Fourteenth-ranked ASU (18-12, 8-10 Pac-10) finished sixth in its conference and Wednesday ranked sixth in the West region. At least six Pac-10 teams have been predicted to qualify. But Brown repeatedly has stated the Sun Devils need to “ compete hard” right down to the finish. To that end, the coaching staff went all out to prepare for this weekend. “ We sat down and figured out exactly what each individual would have to improve on,” Woodstra said, adding that those skills would be emphasized through the early part of the week. She said the latter part of the week would be devoted to teamwork. . . . Not to mention turkey and stuffing. Travel agents complain of Mountaineer Fiesta ticket policy MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (A P ) — West Virginia University this year abandoned its long-standing practice of providing bowl gam e tickets for travel agencies, leaving some scrambling fo r tickets and others out in the cold. Members of the Mountajneer Athletic Club, a private fund­ raising arm for the WVU athletic department, will be given first crack at 10,600 tickets to the Jan. 2 Fiesta Bowl. Some members have the right to buy 12 tickets to the West Virginia-Notre Dame game, officials said. The university’s 17,000 students will vie for 1,000 tickets in a lottery. Faculty and season ticket holders also will try for tickets in a lottery. "W e feel that this plan is an excellent one to assure fans. . . an opportunity to see the game,” Athletic Director Fred Schaus said in a statement. Travel agencies aren’t even on the priority list this year. “ I put all of my eggs in the Fiesta Bowl basket, and then all of a sudden I ’m out in the back looking on,” said Hogie Carmichael, operator of Country Road Tours in Clarksburg. “ I was out paying full amounts on rooms and making deposits on airplanes, and they were giving most of the tickets to contributors,” he said. Trojans p la ce 10 players on A ll-P a c 10 team W ALNUT CREEK. Calif. . A P ) — Southern C al’s Rodney Peete heads- the AllPac- to team announced T u e s d a y V . w it h T i m m Rosenbach named secondteam q u a r te r b a c k and UCLA’s Heisman Trophy candidate T ro y Aikmari re le g a te d to h on orable mention. The second-ranked Trojans dominated the allconference team, placing five players each on offense and defense as selected by Pac-10 coaches. No, 9 UCLA w a s n e x t w i t h f-o-.u V selection s, fo llo w e d by Arizona with three; Only ASU did not place a player on the 27-player first team. The other Southern Cal players on the first team are running back Leroy Holt, w i d e r e e e i v e r Erik Affholter. tight end Scott Galbraith, offensive lineman Mark Tucker, defensive linemen Tim Ryan and Dan Owens, inside linebacker Scott Ross and safeties Mark Ca r r i e r and Cl e v e l a nd ( 'otter. Two players were named first-team All-Pac 10 for the third straight year — center Joe Tofflem ire of Arizona and offensive tackle Mike Zandofsky of Washington. Outside linebacker Carnell Lake of UCLA and nose guard Dana Wells of Arizona were the only other players to win honors for a second consecutive season. Three players were double winners. California’s Robbie Keen Was picked as both placekicker and punter on the first team , U CLA's Darryl Henley made the first team as a cornerback and the return specialist, and Oregon’s Chris Oldham was s e l e c t e d as f i r s t - t e a m cornerback and second-team return specialist. 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Curtis, a second-year pro and Young's backup, severely sprained his left ankle on the first series against the Oilers By being placed on injured reserve, both Young and Curtis will automatically miss four weeks — the rest of the regularseason schedule. •It hurts us to lose a guy like Lonnie." Cardinals coach Gene Stallings said. "H e called the signals in the secondary. He can communicate what we want the defense to do. After he got hurt, we had a lot of miscommunication in the game last week.” Phoenix was forced to play recently acquired safety Lester Lyles and seldom-used comerback Roland Mitchell and Oilers quarterback Warren Moon went on to throw for 266 yards and three touchdowns. ■Losing two safeties weakens your team,” Stallings said. "The leading tacklers on any team are the safeties. They coordinate things. Now, we don’t have them. You don’t really want to bring in new people who don’t know your system, but we have no choice. We have to do something.’ ’ since partially tearing a ligament in his left knee Oct. 30 at Dallas, will be eligible to come off injured reserve next week. Veteran quarterback Neil Lomax, who partially tore a ligament in his left knee Nov. 13 against the Giants, is not on IR but “ I don’t see how he can play this week,” Stallings said. The Cardinals, injury-free most of the year, also lost veteran offensive lineman Joe Bostic (knee) and rookie fullback Tony Jordan (stress fracture in lower back) to season-ending injuries this month. “ The football team that has most of its guys healthy at this stage will make a run at the championship. That’s usually the case every year,” Stallings said. “ We’re trying to stay in the hunt until we get healthy again.” Phoenix, 7-5 and trying to make the playoffs for the first time since 1982, currently is tied for the NFC East lead with the Giants and Philadelphia. The Cardinals face the Eagles on the road this Sunday, play at the Giants Dec. 4 and meet Philadelphia again here Dec. 10. “ This game Sunday is even more important because we lost last week. We lost any cushion we had,” Stallings said. “ These are games in the East coming up and we got to use it as an advantage. It gives us a chance. A lot of teams don’t have that. We do. Going into the 13th game, w e’re in position to make the playoffs. That’s been our goal since training camp.” Lasker, a third-year pro from Arkansas, was the secondround draft pick of the New York Giants in 1986. He was waived by New York earlier this season, picked up by Chicago and released Nov. 5. Clark, a sixth-year pro out of Arkansas, was Green Bay’s seventh-round draft choice in 1983. He was cut by the Packers this year, claimed on waivers by Detroit and then released Oct. 4. 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How do you feel? “ I feel good other than m y voice,” was the answer provided on the pad moments later. What do you think your chances are of being misquoted, Rodney Peete was asked. The reply was a sort o f giggle, a silent giggle. The quarterback who couldn’t walk a week ago because of measles can’t talk this week because of laryngitis. Still, Peete, who came out of the hospital at midweek and went on to lead the second-ranked Trojans to a 31-22 victory over UCLA last weekend, will be at the controls again Saturday when Southern Cal hosts No. l Notre Dame. Peete drew a hushed crowd of reporters, many huddled behind him to peer anxiously as he wrote on the note pad, to a 15-minute “ press conference” at Southern Cal’s Heritage Hall Tuesday afternoon. “ The doctors told me my voice will be back by Thursday,” Peete scrawled, all the while grinning and chewing a lollipop “ We feel very confident. We have a lot of momentum,” he wrote. Of his Heisman Trophy chances: “ I don’t know about that. 1 feel a lot of that depends on this week’s gam e.” How has it been not to be able to talk this week? “ It’s very difficult and very frustrating.” So how has it been at practice, with a backup quarterback stahding behind him and barking signals? “ It has been: very unusual. I have never been through a two-week period like this before.” Was the laryngitis caused by the measles? “ They tell me it is a side effect because I did so much screaming Saturday oo. said Jerry Jones, executive vice president of the Vail, Colo., ski operation, which this year became the largest ski resort in the country. The number of skiers grew at double-digit rates during the 1970s. but the rate has slowed sharply. In Colorado alone in the last five years, a half-dozen resorts have gone out of business, and up to half the 28 areas remaining are thought to be struggling financially. Smaller resorts, especially, have problems, Jones said. The National Ski Area Association has launched a study it hopes will foster a national campaign to attract skiers, similar to generic ads that promote the coffee industry or dairy products. Kathe Dillmann at the association said the business is just maturing after two decades of rapid growth, and said no one expected it to keep up its double-digit growth rate. “This is a business," she said. “ This cycle is not the boom cycle now,-but that doesn't mean it’s not healthy. All businesses go through that. We have to look for our niche and see what the market is going to do." One of the biggest problems is attracting new skiers. in the 1960s and 1970s the baby boomers grew with the industry," Jones said. "Then the women started dropping out. when they reached their 30s, and the men started dropping out when they reached their 40s. You just can’ t invent 17-year-old kids." As a result, ski areas have become more family-oriented. They provide child care, ski programs for youngsters and other winter-related activities such as sleigh rides and ice skating, in addition to restaurants and other amenities for the non-skier. Jones said there also is a trend toward specialized ski resorts resembling theme parks. "You can already see this happening," he said, offering several examples from his home state. “ Steamboat Springs is a Western ski resort, Vail is a Bavarian theme resort, Aspen is-a Victorian theme resort. I think you’ll see more specialization, such as a resort for the elderly, or for beginners only." A religious ski resort even has been tried, otlering an alcohol-free environment and church services after skiing. However, the resort said it may close because of financial problems. Stephanie Nora of Colorado Ski Country USA, which represents the 28 resorts in Colorado, said many offer innovative pricing to lure skiers, selling advance tickets, multiday packages and other options. Jones said the loss of the smaller resorts is hurting the industry. Vail recently leased the Broadmoor ski area near Colorado Springs when the city had trouble making it financially. " W e ’ re l o s i ng our f a r m - t e a m organization," he said. "These smaller ski areas in Iowa, Michigan, Illinois, Idaho and so on are closing their doors and eliminating the opportunities for the potential new skier to enter the sport. No one is going to go from Tulsa to Aspen for their first time skiing." He s a i d l a r g e r r e s o r t s h a v e a responsibility to ensure the smaller resorts survive. To do so, he said, they will have to create m ega:resorts that encompass several ski areas, such as the complexes around Vail and Aspen in Colorado, Salt Lake City in Utah and Tahoe on the California-Nevada border. The- smaller resorts that are isolated probably will go but of business, Jones said. The shakeout has already begun, with up to 25 percent of the ski resorts in the United States being offered for sale, he said. “ I don’t think there are that many buyers,” he said. "The Japanese have been all around Colorado, Utah and Canada looking for ski areas to purchase. But these are the long-term survivors they’re looking at." Charles Goeldner, an assistant dean at the University of Colorado in Boulder who specializes in ski economics, is more upbeat than the operators. He said the market is healthier than it looks, noting that the number of skiers is still at an all-time high even though the rate of grow th has slowed. 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