;ì I m m m 'm " M i b w sm »ÄSsjwÄlSBi ______ Arizona State University's Summer Weekly V o i. Thursday, July 7,1988 •Copyright, State PrM s. 196« Tempe, Arizona 13 N a 6 . ■ report by task twee By DARRIN HOSfETLER State Press An Arizona Board o f Regents task force m et Wednesday to begin putting finishing touches on a report that w ill serve as a guide fo r state universities into the next century. But the long-range plans and changes lit the university system catted fo r in the rep o rt, including e ffo rts to in crease m inority recruitm ent and retention and the developm ent of a second ASU branch campus on the scale o f ASU West, m ay only be p ossib le if addition al funding is forthcom ing from the Legislature. The 13-member Regents’ Task Force on Excellence, E fficien cy and Competitiveness i$ attem pting to iron out inconsistencies and difficulties in its report on the prdspects ter Arizona’s institutions o f higher learning — tentatively titled “ N o Step t o o Sm alt: New Opportunities fo r Arizona’s U niversities in the 1990$” — before Sept. 1, when the group w ill submit the document to the fu ll board. The $1.3 m illion report, a product o f 15 months o f research by the task f orce and its s t a ff, m akes- recom m en d a tion s fo r im provem ents in undergraduate education, research and graduate education, the recruitm ent o f. rural students, university strategic planning, funding utilization and university efficiency. But m inority issues «I. Russell Nelson served as the focal point o f Wednesday’s meeting. The report recommends that the Regents re q u ire u n iv e rs itie s to esta b lish a partnership w ith Arizona high school d istricts to “ develop and im plem ent program s to raise the basic dulls of m inority students and enhance entrance to pastsecondary education,” set five-year goals to increase m inority admissions at the compound rato o f 10 percent per year and hire m ore m inority faculty and staff. The ultim ate goal is to achieve m inority graduation rates on par with those o f non­ m inority students. About 90,000 students attend Arizona’s three universities, but only about 13 percent are classified as m inorities, a statistic that has placed the regents and ASU President J. Russell Nelson under fire from state Hispanic leaders. Some claim enrollment is noi in lin e with population statistics that indicate m inorities com prise 27 percent of Arizona’s population ages 18 to 24. Nelson told task force members that he has reserva tio n s about the re p o rt’ s effectiveness because it does not deal with provisions to fund the recom m ended improvements. “ 1 have concerns about recommendations from the board that does not take into account fiscal considerations,” Nelson said. “ These things w ill not be cost-free.” Nelson warned that i f the report’s recommendations w ere implemented with current available funding, other university activities would suffer “ a severe strain.” Task force chairman and regent m em ber Jack P fister agreed, saying that the board would have to “ try and m ake the case for thb fiscal requirements” o f the program to the Legislature, and directed task force staff to propose ways to incorporate cost inform ational the report. The m inority recommendations in the report also sparked comment from U ofA President Henry K offler, who said some of the m inority recommendations dealt with issues beyond u niversity control and Turnto teport. poyo 11. Football ticket sa le s going at slo w p a c e By GARY JACKSON Stats Ptoss A large number of ASU,season football tickets are still available to students because most people are unaware of file new m ail-in procedure, Associated Students President John Fees said Wednesday. “ Only a third o f the tickets have been sold at this tim e,” Fees said. “ It’s not too late to get them.” Fees said that the demand fen: seats in the stridents’ section should he as high as last year, but the new procedure has led to a sm aller number o f requests for the tickets. Under the policy being implemented fins year, full-tim e ASU students can purchase the $25 general admission tjujmtg by m ailing an order form and payment to the Sun D evil Ticket O ffice. Order form s can be obtained at the MU Inform ation Desk and at the U niversity A ctivity Center Ticket O ffice. The mail-in procedure fo r the student seats was introduced to elim inate long lines sim ilar to the one last yeark , “ I’ m disappointed that the students have not taken advantage o f it,” Fees said. “ It’s convenient fo r them. I just thjnfc they’re not aware that they have to send in fo r the tickets.” Fees said he liked the m ail-in procedure the ASU ticket is using and that it has been successful at other - Turn to H o te ls , peg* 7. Powering up S tow H kn in téw /S M e l'u n A loan |oggtr makes his way past First Street going north on Rural Road In Tempe early Wednesday morning. A S U fu n d in g still trailing U o fA Bjy BEN McCONNELL State Press A t file end o f this year’s Arizona legislative session, ASU won a tending battle but lost the w ar to bring its 1988-89 operating budget in lin e with U afA’s. The Legislature, which closed out its km gest-ever session a week ago, gave ASU’s' 1968-89 operations budget a 10.8 percent boost, fo r a total o f $167,846,600. U ofA was awarded a 9.3 percent increase, which increased its budget to $187,328,000. Tem pe legislators fought to bring ASU’s budget in a stratosphere closer to U afA’s, but the impeachment process o f form er Gov. Evan MScfaam stalled the fig h t— and it never regained momentum, according to Rep. Jenny Norton^ RTempe. “ A lot o f things didn’t work out because o f Evan,” she said. “ But w e are closer to parity now. N ext year, I ’m going to be holding onto (p arity) like a bulldog.” Rep. Bev Hermon, R-Tempe, who is vice-chairwoman of the House appropriations com m ittee and tits on the education comm ittee, said she w ill introduce a toll next year to bring ASU’s tending level into parity w ith U afA’s, rather fiten hammering university appropriations out in the Joint . . . m s ta e WEEKEND W EATHER The state is moving deeper intosum mer and the temperatures keep hanging in the triple digits. Highs are expected near 106, with thundershowers possible. Legislative Budget Committee. “ The b ill idea is very workable because some very powerful Tucson legislators w ill be leaving,” Hermon said. Rep. L a rry Hawke and Sen. G reg Limn, both Tucson Republicans, have announced they w ill Dot run fo r reelection th i« fall. Sen. Doug Todd, R-Tempe, said he considers ASU’s nearly 11 percent funding increase a victory. “ Yes, it was a victory because there w o e forces in the Legislature who wanted the universities to revert to the previous year’s idea of cuts,” Todd said. “ ASU has gotten the short end o f the stick fo r so m any years.” T h e U niversity h as estim ated 575 additional students w ill join the ranks o f m ore than 40,000 students this falll Turn to Funding, pan* 7. it s • C lassified.;...... .......... . ................ 23 Entertainment................ Opinion..... . This W eek.... ................ J Ü É Press Page 2 campus briefs D octoral s tu d e n tw in s e th ics prize donated b y retired IBM executive A n A S U p s y c h o lo g y student received the first W illia m K e lt s G re e n Fam ily Ethics P rize for research in business ethics. D o c t o r a l c a n d id a te M elanie Trost, a research assistant in the College of Business, won the award for her research on assessing the eth ica l clim a tes o f J H c o r p o r a t io n s . T r o s t ’ s S fin d in g s e x p l a i n h ow m a n a g ers c a n . id e n tify trouble spots in their firm s add take corrective action before unethical conduct MmMm WSSmmfmH H R develops. Melanie Trost The award, presented through the Joan and David Lincoln Center fo r Ethics in the College o f Business, is intended to encourage ASU doctoral students to research ethics. W illiam s Kelts Green, a retired IBM executive, endowed the award. A S U to open full-service post office; kiosk will no longer serve University ASU w ill open a U.S. post o ffice on the lower level o f the MU Friday at 9 a.m. Located next to McDonald’s, the post o ffice w ill be open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mondays through Fridays and 8 a.m. to noon Saturdays. The postal kiosk that has stood between Hayden Library and the MU fo r almost 20 years w ill be torn down, said Joseph F . Barnett, director o f ASU m ail services. “ W ith the exception o f post o ffice box rentals, the campus fa cility w ill be a full-service U.S. post office and w ill have no connection with the existing campus m ail service,” Barnett said. “ A ll ASU departmental and campus m ail w ill be handled in the usual manner.” M ail collected at the ASU contract station w ill be delivered to the U.S. Postal Service tw ice daily Mondays through Fridays and once on Saturdays. One to three clerks w ill be on duty at a ll times, Barnett said. Tw o stamp machines and a change machine w ill be located in the front w all of the station and m ail drop slots w ill be provided for domestic and a ir m ail. “ This contract station is a milestone fo r ASU because we have been trying to obtain such a facility fo r 15 years,” Barnett said. “ A lot o f people are excited and I believe H w ill be fu lly utilized.” B u s in e s s c o lle g e m o v e s facu lty u p to 3 ad m in istra tive p o sitio n s ASU’s College of Business promoted three o f its faculty members to adm inistrative positions July 1: Richard E. F la h erty took over as director o f the School of Accountancy, Larry R. Sm eltzer became chairmah of the department of general business and David B. Vellenga m oved up to associate dean fo r graduate programs. Flaherty started his ASU career as an associate professor o f accounting in 1978, becoming a fu ll professor in 1980. He also served on the faculties o f the U niversity of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and Oklahoma University, and worked as a research associate for the Financial Accounting Standards Board. Flaherty earned his bachelor’s, master’s and doctoral degrees in accounting from the Unversity of Kansas. He replaced Joseph Schultz, who returned to his faculty position in the School of Accountacy. Sm eltzer, an associate professor of general business, cam e to ASU in 1986 from Lousiana State University, where he had taught for six years. He also worked as director o f management development for the Management Institute in Rockford, HI., and as an organizational development specialist for N L Industries and Northern Natural Gas Company. Sm eltzer, who replaced Lohnie Boggs, earned a doctorate in education from Northern Illinois University, a master’s degree from the University o f Nebraska and a bachelor’s degree from the U niversity of Montana. V ellen ga jo in ed the departm ent o f purchasing, transportation, operations as a fu ll professor o f transportation in 1984. He winked on the faculties o f Iowa State University and the U niversity of Illinois at Chicago. Vellenga earned a doctoral degree from Pennsylvania S tate U n iversity, a m aster’s d egree in business a dministration from the U niversity o f Illinois at Urbana and a bachelor’s degree in mathematics for Calvin College. HCTeplaced Steven D. Wood, who returned to his faculty position in the decision and inform ation system s department. WHERE CAN YOU BRING HOME THE BACON FOR ONLY *1.93 ? ? * Honeywell allocates scholarships for College o f Education students Honeywell Inc. pledged $2,500 fo r each o f two m atching scholarships for students in ASU’s College o f Education. The two scholarships are i n t e n d e d to hel p outstanding disadvantaged or m inority high school students. ‘ ‘ The chang i ng dem ography in Arizona elem entary and secondary schools and the enrollment p a t t e r n s in t e a c h e r e d u c a t io n p r o g r a m s suggest the need fo r the College o f Education to recruit disadvantaged or m inority students,” ' said G ladys S tyles Johnson, _______ dean of the college. G la d y s J o h n s o n Honeywell is m first business to donate to the scholarship fund, which was established by the College o f Education Business Advisory Committee. ; “ The tradition o f contributing to our community is a vital part of Honeywell,” said Eldon Kram er, director of com m unications fo r the electronics firm . “ W e hope this partnership between Honeywell and the College o f Business a t ASU w ill be the foundation to build enriching programs for deserving students.” : . ’ The Honeywell Scholars, to be selected on the basis of scholarship and need, w ill be announced in the fa ll o f 1988. The deadline fo r applications is Monday i )p & ■.-2... A S U Art M useum receives grants from 2 national arts organizations Tw o national arts organizations have awarded grants to the ASU A rt Museum. The National Endowment fo r the A rts awarded a $14,500 matching grant in support of conservation treatm ent of 10 m ajor paintings in the museum’s Am erican a rt collection. The Institute of Museum Services granted $2,400 for a survey of the museum’s art collections scheduled to begin later this year. Zenith D ata Systems SAVE $1600 when you take advantage of the A SU Faculty/Studant discount from Zenith! S U P E R S P O R T 20 Retail Price $3599 with A S U Discount $1999 AT DICK'S. OF COURSE!! TM mmm, NEW... I Get a Bacon Cheeseburger, Regular Fries, anda / AT DICK'S. Medium Pepsi for ‘ \ OF COURSE!!/ ! ONLY *1.95... k l i ¡ 11 VALID ONLY WITH July 7 & 8, Thursday & Frid and see a dem onsfratioi of lap tops & desk tops 10 a.m.-3 p.m. | A S U Bookstore Lobby this week p.m. in the Social S cien ces Building, Room .104. . • I n t e r d i s c i p l i n a r y In te llig e n c e Perspectives will sponsor a lecture on “ A Novel Perspective on Familiarity” by Greg Stone today at 4:30 p.m . in the Engineering Research Center, Room 293. Friday ■ 1 •“ This Is Spinal Tap” , a parody o f rock stereotypes directed by R ob Reiner, will prem iere locally on KAET (Channel 8) Friday at 10 p.m. Angelica Houston, Billy Crystal and Patrick M acN ee appear in cam eos in th is p ’docuroentary” on an American four with Spinal Tap, one of England's loudest bands. Monday in July and August. Located in Papago Park at 1201 N. Galvin Parkway, the garden is open from 7 a.m. to sunset daily. Tuesday •The University Academic Advising Center invites Liberal Arts and Sciences students under the 1987-88 catalog learn about their general studies requirements, explore their interests and prepare for job markets at workshops this Tuesday from 5 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. in the Matthews Center Lobby orTuesday, M ay 26 at the sam e tim e a n d lo c a tio n . S tu d e n ts m u st m a k e reservations before attending. For m ore information, call 965-4464. •John Kay and Steppenwolf will perform Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Studio W est. Wednesday •Campus Alcoholics Anonymous will m eet W ednesday at noon in MU 209. •Christian Students Fellowship will survey “ The Battle o f Arm ageddon and Babylon” W ednesday from 12:40 to 1:30 p.m. in MU 217, Everyone is w elcom e and drinks will be provided. Saturday Ruben Blades wHI perform on “The Return of Ruben Blades" Saturday at 9 p.m. on KAET (Channel t fc •Qiins n’ Roses w ill perform at the Celebrity Theatre Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. ,c •“ The Return of Ruben Blades,” The This Week section is p weekly ; calendar of events happening at ASU and In the University community. Any t campus club or organization can submit 1 entries for publication hi thé calendar to sthe Stole Press, located inthe basement »of Matthews Center, Room 15. Entries ^wlll not be taken over the phone. The deadline for entiles Is 1 p.m. each Monday. Entries may be edited due to content or space at the editor’s discretion. to d a y •Arizona Humanities Council will sponsor a lecture by Loren D. Estleman, author o f "B lood y Season,” today at 7:40 a.m. in the Language and Literature Building, Room C-133. •ASU Women’s Studies Program Brown Bag Series will sponsor an open house and special events today from noon to 2 a perform ance film o f Latino music with political m essages arid featuring Linda Ronstadt in a duet, will begin Saturday at 9 p.m. on KAET (Channel 8), Sunday •Medical, Scientific and Technological News o f the w eek will air on "S cien ce Journal” Sunday at 5 p.m. on KAET (Channel 8). Monday •Coalition for World Peace will sponsor a lecture on “ Is the Draft Un-American?” by Mark W illiam s o f radio station KFYI Monday at noon in the MU Santa Cruz Room. •Desert Botanical Gardens, featuring desert plants from around the world in a natural setting and a new “ Plants and People o f the Sonoran Desert” exhibit, will lower adult admission to one dollar every IT SAVE 25% IBUCCISUNGLASSES "Thl* is spinal Tap," will air Friday at 10 p.m. on KAET (Channel S). The rockers are (from toft) Michael McKean, ft. JL RameS, Christopher Guest, David Kelt and Harry Shearer. COOL COMPUTERS - HOT PRICES TH IS SU M M ER S A V E A T C O M PU TER S Y S T E M S A v a n ta g e 2 8 6 $999 Get the 286 machine that's priced right, includes 5T2K, Standard keyboard, 1J2mb floppy drive ana more. 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Com puter System s Center Phoenix ■ ¡ ■ d Tem H W pe i 1632 E . Cam elback Rd. Southern & M cClintock 838-1236 266-7873 W est Valley 35th Ave. & Northern 838-1236 Gray Housed* D ukakis is dull, but he has the co lo r the n a tio rw a n ts Nixon likes gin. I would go out o f m y w ay to do that. I would work. I would pay. With Dukakis, I would not pay. I ’ll go talk to him, but only because I know it is a professional responsibility. I f I feel that way, what do the normal voters fed ? Dukakis is winding in a lot o f the polls only because people do not like Bush. People have tried to tie him to some sort o f ascandal, but Dukakis is a naan without any handles. You can’t get hold o f him. Predictions are that this w ill be the dirtiest and meanest campaign in history. Bush has so much power # he w ill do everything he can to hurt Dukakis, to disgrace him, but forget it. Dukakis is not crooked or dishonest, he’s not a con artist, a queer or a secret drunkard. He’s clean. The dirtiest thing about him is that his w ife has confessed that she’d been a speed freak for 26 years. D ukakis has done a good jo b in Massachusetts. He is what he appears to be, a regular guy, a reliable person, somebody who would qualify w ell to be an executive vice president o f General Motors. It’s a m iracle that a Greek with no sense o f humor who is 6 inches shorter than his w ife, and about a foot shorter than his opponent, and with no history of anything interesting, is now the favorite to be president. So 1 am planning to talk to him, but I see no rush. I could possibly do it when I have m y next root-canal treatment. I could talk to him from the dentist’s chair. O liver: Oh, you must w rite these things. You must tell us about Dukakis. HST: I f you watch Dukakis on TV , you’ll learn a ll you need to know, and as much as I w ill learn about Dukakis by going to see him. You know people like that — they are lawyers, accountants. They are obsessed him. He pays 1,814 deutsche marks a day fo r m y wisdom but he often hates what he hears. HST: I w ill see D ukakis. . . but there is no great rush. W e have months to get to know Dukakis. I know that I should see him. But I do not look forw ard to i t I don’t expect to have any fun. I expect to have the sort o f interview you would have with the Customs Service or the im m igration officials. O liver: Yes, but why is it that nobody knows Dukakis? It ’s incredible — he’s a governor. HST: So what? Nobody gives a damn about Massachusetts. Even Dukakis hasn’t hunter S. Thompson North American Syndicate “The German is either at your knees or at your throat.” Winston Churchill The old man had a thing about Germans. And he m ay have been right, bade then when the world was a sim pler and meaner place and women still called you “ Sir,” even in Germany. Orgies w ere a common occurrence in big towns like Berlin and Hamburg, where most o f die women went naked in the daytim e and humped the police at night. Nobody called it strange. Women had total freedom — until H itler cam e along mid croaked everything. It was ugly. People you m et on the street would burst out crying fo r no reason a t all. They w ere girls. V ery beautiful, but you never knew what they w ere thinking. That was in the old days. Germans are different now. They spend most o f their tim e on the phone. I get calls at a ll hours o f the night, usually about politics. They want to know who is going to be president of the United States. And, by the way, “ who the hell is this Dukakis?" Who indeed? He m ay be the next president, and m y friend D r. O liver from Hamburg is very w orried about him. Hundreds o f thousands of Germans depend on m e fo r a regular analysis of Am erican politics. The Doc is very heavy in politics over there, and money means nothing to ‘Predictions are that this will be the dirtiest and m eanest cam paign in history.' m ade much of his record. He has been an e ffe c tiv e adm in istrator m ore than a politician. Hey, O liver, I would pay money to have a drink with you before I would get paid to have a drink with Dukakis. With Dukakis, it would be a job, and it would be boring. O liver: But this is horrible fo r Am erica! The United States w ill get boring. Nobody wants to talk with the president. When you talk about Bush, you always laugh. H ST: That’s why Nixon has always been good. He is never boring. I would rather talk to Nixon, who is 72 years old and has no chance o f being president, than to Dukakis. It would be fun to sit around with him and Kissinge r and a bunch o f whiskey o r gin, letters _____ E ditor: l I am w riting this letter in response to the article on H eavy M etal by Dave M iller in the State Press (June 30). F irst I would like to know why someone like D ave would be in charge of w riting a story on M etal when it’s obvious he doesn’t know much about the music. M aybe it’s the fact that M etal is an easyscapegoat for w riters like D ave to slam and promote the stereotypical im age that parents are afraid of. W ell Dave, I am one o f the “ lovers o f the spandex,” as you put it. F irst, spandex is about as in fashion as is plaid suits. Styles in M etal range from the ripped jeans of M etallica (favorites o f many ASU b iffs) to the standard leather and studs o f Judas Priest. Classifying M etal Heads into funny hair (whose definition) and spandex is like saying every disco freak wears sleazy m ini skirts and is a beach blonde business m ajor, fe r shur. The thing that bothers m e the most about the article is the assumption that a ll there is to M etal is the “ look” and a lot o f loud, fa rt guitar. W ell, Dave, the “ took’ ’ won’t get you very fa r in the music industry, and if you think playing a guitar loud and fast is a ll there is to it you should try it sometime. Most bands spend 40 hours a week and up with their instruments. M etal is one o f the mo6t demanding form s o f music one can try H 0 i,a \ 8 £ ...M V N A l€ $ ÿ T e a c h in g s e x , d ru g s , a n d r o c k a n d ro ll president. But if the president is a crook, it’s bad, and if he’s dumb or a fanatic, it’s bad. Anyway O liver, the real news is that I ’ve uncovered a secret: Dukakis has a plot to paint the W hite House gray. The Gray House. He is m ore com fortable in a gray house. » , and so, O liver, are the rest o f us. Bush is beyond a Blade House — Bush is the color o f gangrene, sort o f blackish-green , . . The tim e has com e to get rid o f these erodes, and to put a m anager in the White House. G ray is the color the country wants right now because o f the national debt, and that is why the money people o f the Dem ocratic Party are fo r Dukakis . . . and so am I. I ’ll get m y fun somewhere else. I f Bush wins this tim e — and he probably w ill, because the Dem ocrats w ill somehow blow it again — then I w ill have no choice but to run against him in 1992. W e w ill paint the Gray House white again. Th ere w ill be a chicken in every pot. F a t City. Pow er to the w ierd. F orty acres and two mules . and yes, Ed M eese is a pig. to m aster. T ry listening to som e Vumie M oore, Yngw ie Malmsteen, M etallica or Queensryche for starters. It ’s easy to slam the poor bands. E very music genre w ill have it ’s poor bands and M etal is no different. But in M etal they are the ones that are easiest to take cheap shots at. T ry listening to Country or Dance, they’re no better. The basics to M etal are not play fast, play hard and dress the part. They’re to play a lot, play w ell and work your ass r t f to get somewhere. F or once I ’d like to see an article on the dedication involved in playing this music. What makes M etal fans love the music is not the “ look" or the loud guitars, it’s the honesty o f the music. These bands w rite, record and perform songs about real life with the real emotions. They sing o f the streets, love, sex and the problems o f drags. Most people don’t listen or even try to listen long enough to understand this. What these bands don’t do is sing songs w ritten by someone else about something they know nothing about, then go on stage and lip sync for fea r o f losing the studio sound. Honest em otional and creative freedom is «h a t M etal is. That is why parents are afraid o f it. M ichael Cousineau Senior, Education Arts E d itor... . ROCKROTE* M orel w d look Ar naushty cur ? 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Mai ham Jr,,Carrt. Mitchell, Scott Seckel, Ed Schubert, Laurie Smith. PRO D UCTIO N: Leighayn G reen wSm State Press is published on Thursday du ring'the Bummer • «n e a te r , at Matthews Center, Room 15, Arizona SteW University. T « W » . Arizona 85287. Newsroom : (602) 065-2202. Advertising and Production: (602) 065-7572. T h e State Press is the only newspaper exclu sivity jtoblishad for and circulated on the ASU campus. Th e news and vlow s published in mis newspaper are not necessarily those o f the A S U adm Netration, faculty, staff or student body. 5 Proposal ITop students deserve to have own university SKas 'w Sj>INrS VETO#i Suzartiie Weschler News Editor A professor always began; each m eeting o f hijsshortstory class by asking a volunteer to tell him what tee assigned story Was about. Each tim e, he would remind the class o f approxim ately 30 students that he was not looking fo r a plot snmmary, but wanted someone to explain the dominate idea or im age that the author presented. Y e t about a month into tea sem ester, on the day that the class discussed Stephen Crane’s “ The Open Boat,” a bleached blonde— batting her eyelashes and chomping on bubble gum — said, “ The story is about four men who escape a wrecked ship. They float around in a lifeboat fo r a long tim e, and teen one of them dies.” “ Y es,” tee professor said, “ but what main idea was Crane trying to communicate?” Hife blonde did not know. She bad read “ The Open Boat,” darn it, and she bad told the professor what happened in tee story, so what was his problem? Professors often must waste classroom tim e explaining thing « that would not have to be explained if only students had read their assignments, had thought about the m aterial and had retained basics that they learned before college. N o student should say “ I forgot what a noun is as one actually did in a 300-level literature class last semester. But some students do forget what a noun is, «■»amplifying tee unfortunate fact that many people are ill-prepared fo r college and others do not make an effort to learn much. College courses taught at a pace and level appropriate fo r most people are necessary because they provide educational opportunities fo r la rge numbers. But mass education should not com e at the cast of virtu ally ignoring the most talented students. There ought to be a {aster paced, m ore enriched learning environment fo r top students. The university system in Arizona does little, beyond providing som e scholarships, to help its best students become even better-educated. Honors programs are not ‘But som e students d o forget what a noun is, exemplifying the unfortunate fact that m any people are ill-prepared for college and others do not m ake an effort to learn m uch.’ »twngh, since their participants must attend many non­ honors classes in which poor students often force the professor to slow the pace, and, therefore, cover less m aterial. k ra jB -* ; Many of Arizona’s top high school students realize that public universities with higher standards for admission and retention in other states can o f f « 1them m ore than ASU, U ofA orN A U can. Those who select to go to college in Arizona because they cannot afford to or do not want to leave h «m » w ill probably not learn as much as they would have if they had gone out o f state. Wouldn’t it be nice if Arizona could keep its masseducation universities and also have universities fo r the state’s top students? The two-tiered California university system operates under such a premise. The California State U niversity system’s main purpose is mass ed u ca te», while the U niversity o f California system accepts only tee best students. Although tuition is low er at the California State campuses, these schools cannot grant doctoral degrees. The system also includes numerous two-year colleges, which are Similar in purpose to Arizona’s community colleges. ’‘ The Arizona Legislature and Board o f Regents m ay soon have a chance intiate such a system here. The Regents’ Task F orce in Excellence, E fficien cy and 1 Competitiveness w ill soon issue a report suggesting that ASU open a third campus by the year 2000 and that U ofA fr^gin planning a m ajor branch campus by that year. If w e w ere to have fiv e or six campuses in Arizona, I shouldn’t at least one o f them be dedicated to giving our top students a better education than is available under our mass-education system? HEH- 6oSH,GlrtS, I DlfcNTTJÒ1V4IS. I’M SURPRISED fcS.'rtX) ARE, HONEST. NoBottf i &d Mgabout tuts. i w as r ig h t o u ta ifts loop,Guv'S, G olly . ' George and Mike Econom ic w oes present campaign challenge are at balancing their collective checkbook. Having nstnhlishori this, how do our two noble nominees stack up? Let’s first turn to Governor Dukakis. It is easy to have high hopes fo r his ability to show some budgetary sanity. A fter all, he is so fond o f rem inding us teat he has had nine balanced David Jordan budgets in nine years in the B ay State. Columnist Desiate this enviable record, the careful observer would have good reason to be suspicious as to whether or not this record ,w ill be repeatable in the White House. First, the With the prim ary process over, the nation is bracing itself problem with the Massachusetts budget that Dukakis fo r two conventions teat should be about as exciting as tee allegedly “ fixed” was one o f his own creation. Inability to r»aririirinto selections themselves. In the midst o f a race that adequately deal with tee budget was the reason that Dukakis ha« generously been trilled as the “ boring vs. the bland,” the lost his bid fo r reelection after his first term in office. upcoming conventions prom ise to tell us much o f what w e Second, the state has a constitutional requirement to alreactyknow. balance the budget. H ie budget of tee state was balanced not The Republicans shall nominate the candidate that has due to any great leadership on the part o f the governor, but been obvious since Super Tuesday, G eorge Bush, and he w ill due to the fact that he had no other choice. say much o f what he has said so far. W e shall hear teat the Third, tee factor that Dukakis does have control over, Reagan revolution should be ca rried on, with minor revenue generation, shall fa ll somewhere between $250 adjustments, such as bring harder on such nasty men as million to $500 m illion, short this year. It appears that Senor Noriega. , Governor Dukakis lik ely has some m ajor tax increases The Democrats, by contrast, shall nominate the candidate ahead o f him. that has been obvious since the New York prim ary, M ichael When one turns to the Republican nominee, it would be Dukakis, and he w ifi also say mtich o f what he has said so fa r. understandable if Am ericans would surrender to the W e «h all hear that w e should look a t his record as Governor o f Massachusetts, and not force him to make prom ises about what he w ill do in office. Yawn. The script for the upcoming conventions is about as predictable as it is for Rambo IV , but only h alf as intellectually stimulating. Despite this inevitatrility, it is important for the country to pay close attention to the policies that the two candidates shall espouse. Though the randiriates w ifi have to focus on m any difficu lt issues, I am firm ly convinced that one o f the greatest threats facing the country in the tw ilight o f the Reagan Administration is the desperation that can quickly engulf anyone praying fo r an economy. : . end to fiscal irresponsibility. George Bush is the heir Many economic analysts w ill argue that it is a good tim e to be optim istic. The country is in the midst o f a 67-month apparent of tee adm inistration that is taking much of the b lam e fo r the w ay things are. Perhaps, however, there is econom ic expansion, and the Reagan administration some reason to see a ligh t at the end o f our electoral tunnel. recently adjusted its 1968 growth estim ate upward from a (P ra y it’s not tee headlights o f tee oncoming ideological gross national product gain o f 2.4 percent to a gain of 3 train ). percent fo r the year. Bush has been a strong advocate o f controlling spending in Simultaneously, warning signs indicate that there could be a ll areas. He was an early advocate o f easing the burden on some serious trouble ahead. Public enemy number one is the businesses cou pled w ith a reduction^ in spending deficit, which hangs like the Sword of Damocles over the commensurate with tee lost tax revenue. Additionally, he has heart o f the Am erican economy. m ore party support for controls on spending for social H ere, perhaps,. is the location o f President Reagan’s programs. ■ .■ . _ greatest failure, it is almost inconceivable that after the The m ajor concern here is defense spending. The Reagan stock m arket crash — which many ascribe to frustration Administration was much to indulgent of tee insatiable over W ashington’s inability to balance the budget — and desires o f Caspar * Crew at the Defense Department. after special negotiations between Congress and Reagan to Fortunately, there is some reason to believe that this can “ m ake substantial reductions in the d eficit,” and after change With the recent Pentagon scandal, popular opinion Gramm-Rudmann restrictions — designed to keep a tight w ill likely turn against increases in defense spending, control over the deficit — the governm ent still plans to spend making it difficult fo r any president to continue the excesses $136 billion m ore than it takes in d ivin g fiscal year 1989. o f the past. Additionally, the Pentagon itself has moderated Alarm ingly, the dangers o f a governm ent that slurps up its requests since Frank Carlucci replaced Casper dollars like eclairs and spits out spending budgets to the tune W einberger as Secretary o f Defense. o f trillions o f dollars, a re becom ing readily apparent. Recent Unfortunately, George Bush has not been the strong figures indicate that Am erica’s debt burden increased 36.8 advocate o f budgetary sanity that our country needs. It ’s percent, or $99 billion in 1987. As a country, w e now owe m ore tim e fo r the vice president and his party to begin the process than B razil, Argentina and M exico combined. of “ getting the governm ent o ff o f our backs” that they The practical im plication of this pattern is that foreign promised in 1980 but have yet to deliver. Failure to control investors now have a much greater say in the Am erican « pending now threatens not only to abort our recovery but to economy. Should these investors decide they want a much put the United States in the unenviable situation o f being at higher return on their investment, a larger amount o f dollars the m ercy o f our creditors. w ill be leaving the country and w e could then fa ce an end to I would like to believe that, as president, George Bush w ill our economic expansion. <»hnng» the; course laid by his predecessor. I have been W ith alarm ing economic indicators such as these, it is disappointed before, however, and I am adopting a w ait and obvious that the 41st President is going to have a difficu lt job see attitude. This is one dragon that I believe Sir George can jpAwri As a country, w e have had a tendency to elect people whoare much better at making grandiose speeches than they defeat, but I shall w ait until the battle is over. 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I f she signs, it’ll cost you $25 per year to have your regu lar three-letter, threenumber plate or your am azing cryptoquipped vanity plate changed — with the help o f m odem prison technology — into a plate that shares space with Sparky, the W ildcat or the Lumberjack. O f the $25 fee, the state gets $8 for administration and manufacturing costs, while the leftover $17 goes toward a sch o la rsh ip fu nd c o n tro lle d b y universities’ alumni associations. the “ i fully intend to pull a ll o f the strings have to try and get one o f the first ones, said Sen. Doug Todd, R-Tem pe, who introduced the legislation to the Senate, and said he had to threaten “ to beat the crap out o f” Senate tran sportation com m ittee chairm an P e te Corpstein, R -Paradise V alley, to hear the bill. “ Florida has a sim ilar bill, and they have a history o f raising money fo r their scholarship fund,” Todd said. 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UNIVERSITY TO W ER S P R I V A TE D E V E L O P M E N T O F THE R A S K I N C O M P A N I E S H H y Page 14 State P rm Thursday, July 7 , 1 9 8 8 Library w elcom es recent addition of sci-fi collection By SUZANNE WESCHLER State Press The Alan Dean Foster Science Fiction Collection, the Hayden lib r a r y ’s Department of Special Collections’ newest addition, is proof that old and rare books are only a few o f the item s available in its reading room. Foster donated the collection, which includes his manuscripts, last winter. The Prescott resident wrote “ Spellsinger” and the “ Commonwealth” series. His latest novels, “ M aori” and “ Flin x in Flux,” w ill be released soon. Paul Cook, an ASU professor who earned a m aster’s, degree at ASU and a doctoral degree at the U niversity of Utah, also wrote some of the books in the Foster Collection. Another collection, named after Ph ilo Farnsworth, includes a phonograph and radios in addition to papers from the business and personal lives o f the inventor o f television. And the Child Dram a Collection features audio-visual m aterials, oral histories and musical scores as w ell as texts. This collection m ay soon include artifacts from early child drama productions. Nicholas Salerno, out-going chairman of the English Department, donated to a collection o f works by printer Thomas B ird Mosher. “ We want to have the definitive Mosher collection,” said Karen Bockmon, assistant to the head o f Special Collections, “ with every edition and every variation.” Although S pecial C ollections concentrates on the humanities, fine arts students enrolled in book-making and printing classes often visit the redding room in order to see examples o f printing and binding:. In addition, students taking film history classes benefit from the Jim m y Starr F ilm Collection. Starr, a form er Hollywood columnist and novelist who now lives in Arizona, donated scripts and magazines that he collected. “ Most o f our item s are donations,” Bockmon said. “ W eare STUDY LESS LEARN MORE These books and photographs are part of the Alan Dean Foster Science Fiction Collection, very fortunate.” y 'X • *-/ In addition to donations and university allocations, ASU Library Associates, a fund-raising group that aids the entire ASU library system, contributes to Special Collections. _ Visitors m ay not rem ove m aterials from the Special Collections reading room, located on the second floor of Hayden Library. Visitors m ay take notes in pencil or may buy photocopies at 15 cents each. The copies cost m ore than others in the library because the copy machine in Special Collections uses a cradle that avoids damaging the spines of old and fragile bOoks, Bockmon said. “ A higher percentage of graduate students visit -Special Collections than the rest of the library, because they are A L L •INCREASE CONCENTRATION POWER •OVERCOME PROCRASTINATION AND FEAR OF EXAMS •INCREASE MOTIVATION AND SELF-DISCIPLINE •LEARN SELF-HYPNOSIS •BUILD POSITIVE THOUGHT PATTERNS ; Y o y s i JS H I WE ARE O P EN TIL : 1:00 AM FRI & S A T CALL NOWFOROURSUCCESSFUL STUDENTPROGRAM ARIZONA INSTITUTE OF MEDICAL HYPNOSIS LLOYD HKOELUNG, M.D. — DIRECTOR 998-0660 m ore likely to be looking fo r prim ary sources,” Bockmon said. 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It ’s nothing personal, it’s just that the bad stereotype o f country singers whining, “ I done lost m y bay-bee and I*m-a gonna pound some tall boys and change m y name to Red Feather,” is often true. Country never did appeal to our higher-brow instincts, because it never tried to. But now, perhaps because o f the dollars in pop-squalor, or a younger breed’s desire to create something fresh, country is actually becom ing acceptable to devoted listeners of anything but, folks who’d rather be backed over by a sem i or chew Skoal than swing their hips to L a rry Gatlin. Now they don’t have to, at least not com pletely. Say how-do to relative newcom er L y le Lovett. Lovett is a b ig squirt previously stuck in a sm all pond market. Lots o f folks haven’t heard o f him — he’s not exactly a matiriee-face like Randy T ra m , but lots wUl likely take a hankerin’ to him in the near future, even those who prefer Evian bottled w ater to long-neck Buds. Lovett and His L arge Band have done m ore than their share o f pumping a little irony into country music, a medium that’s loftiest statements previously revolved around John Travolta’ s adventure into flatulence, “ Urban Cowboy,” or W illie Nelson’s balladry (h e too has helped m any forget how much they hate country). Lovett, who sports a giant pompadour and says he “ just doesn’t look as good in jeans as Dwight Yoakam ,” brings innovative elem ents into his sound, beginning with the blues. IBs Large Band includes a cellist, a horn section and form er Phoenix blues diva Francine Reed. And his songs, while focusing on the heartbreak o f bad relationships, usually outline who’s doing the breaking. “ See, it’s not that I hate women,” he said in Rolling Stone, “ I just hate it when they le t m e down.” Apparently, Lovett’s been dumped m ore than a few times. IBs songs are filled with earnest jabs at the fa irer sex, rem arks not likely to lift his standings with one-half the population. by p rom jfy O U Bl w arn Country music isn’t lust for braakfast, or barroom brawlin’ and drinldn' Bud, anymore. Above, singer Lyle Lovett. W ith very And She l ik e w ere T h in g ® W o ^ f f l l h » ^ k e d h f n k y 0“ as sat C u riou slyth ou gh, not mush offense has oeen taken. Everyone seems to be getting Lovett’s joke, and it’s making fo r good business, and decent airplay. “ Yeah,” Lovett said. “ Lately I ’ve been thinking about taking some tim e o ff from the music thjng and opening up a chain o f misogyny parlors.” IBs L P , “ Pontiac,” is holding steady on the country charts, and one or two cuts have even snuck onto pop radio. Appropriately, Phoenix’s “ Men’s Station” K SLX has been spinning Lovett’s “ She’s No Lady.” His lyrical approach is helping make his success, and givin g anti-country purists something to sm irk at besides, w ell, the lyrics. Lovett avoids the typical country cliches sometimes found even creeping onto rock vinyl, e.g. Bruce Springsteen. And,as an added plus, IBs L arge Band knows how to do its own version o f the crawl. U n like probably any other country band in the world, Lovett’s group typically opens its shows with classic RUingtnnian jazz. They then run through m ore Conventional genre standards, but also fuse in a Bttle rhythm ’n blues sizzle via Francine Reed. “ W e can do anything I w rite,” Lovett said in R olling Stone. “ W e can do a number with the whole schmear or just with John (Hagen, his cellist), whatever fits the song.” Lovett sees no problem with bending the genre, perhaps until it snaps (a c e llis t? !), and while he’s not likely to be m aking a great many new women friends, his music is gaining converts just the same, m aybe because of his blues/country blend, or amusement at his gyno-bashing, or sim ply because of his hair. He likens it to the public’s greater willingness to accept alien, or bizarre, or strange attempts at musical innovation. “ It’s actually easier than you’d think to be a weirdo in the country-music world,” Lovett said. Many would likely agree. Summers arrests no one with ‘Mysterious Barricades’ Former Police guitarist Andy Summer’s “Mysterious Bar'leavee Iris fans guessing. By SCOTT C. SECKEL State Prase D u rin g th e su m m er o f 1983, w hen the albu m “ Synchronicity” hit the airw aves, the P olice cam e to Bve in m y town. They seemed pretty cool: They rented a huge house, inmtori helicopters on the lawn and weren’t too careful about guarding their pool bar. Stewart Copeland took his kids to get ice cream and Sting was reportedly seen on the beach. In return fo r a ll this amiiBflmnnt through speculation, w e bought their album and listened to it — a lo t The grooves on that sucker got deeper than the Grand Canyon. O f course, when the night and the tunes got old, the music wasstill m alleable enough to support new lyrics unprintable in a fam ily newspaper. The P olice was a great band. Now they’ve split up and gone their separate w a ys— Sting producing music so interesting and different that no one seems to know what to call it, Copeland doing funky, Uvely things on the No Speak label, and Andy Summers . . . w ell, Andy is another stray. His latest, appropriately named “ Mysterious Barricades,” is the most awful piece o f New A ge dreck on which vinyl has ever been wasted. It used to be that aU the P o lice w ere worthy men. It used to be that critics shut their mouths when faced with New A ge lest they be called brutal, insensitive pigs by some trendy hairball. NOT A N Y M O R E !!! records Summers said the object of this album was to “ stir the im agination, to solicit an unexpected response. I wanted this record to be very evocative, and I hope it wiB prod every im a ginable reaction, except neutraUty.” Evocative? Boring is perhaps a better word choice. E very song sounds the same. The one that was thought to be different from a ll the rest was actuaUy the refrigerator switching on. There are no lyrics, which, in and o f itself, is not a bad tiring. Thinking “ What is the artist trying to say to m e through his medium?” w ill get you nowhere (unless you guessed “ Go to sleep now.” ) This is the “ Mysterious Barricade” o f the title, a w all o f sound that would e licit only responses from lonely turtles if played on a loudspeaker next to a marsh. Honestly, isn’t there a veritable flood o f this expensively produced Muzak snoozing around the market already? No one actually likes this boring tripe. It is certain that trendies have armloads o f “ Irm and P ea rl Go to Basha’S” on disc but sneak back out to their cars to jam with M ick and the Stones. The m essage is: please. No m ore New A ge monoglop. Not from Andy Summers, not from anyone, v. Please send a ll donations to the “ Bomb Windham H ill Headquarters Back Into the Lawrence Welk Zone,” in card of this section: Thursday, Jufr 7,1988 Courage Enough Bobbie Ann M ason: Filling the sp a c e between polish and poignance By LAURIE SMITH SUM Pratt Bobbie Aim Mason has been deemed “ am azingly acute” by the Chicago Sub Times, “ shandy evocative” by Newsweek and “ a full-fledged m aster of the short story” by The New Republic. Now d ie has introduced “ Spence ■+ L ila ,” a novel that not only sustains her reputation, but accentuates it as w ell. Mason first garnered kudos from the often aloof, always testy litera ry crowd with her collection o f short stories, “ Shiloh and Other Stories.” That assortment o f tales, set in the strugglin g deep South won her the PEN/Hem ingway Aw ard fo r F irst Fiction and brought her the respect that leaves her new novel unignorable. H er stories focus on the intricacies hidden in the sim plest personalities. She concentrates on the Tennessee farm er and books the trucker who has been forced to leave his job ami stay St home. 9 » asks questions about their relationships with their w ives’ changing attitudes and their perceptions of their own shifting lives. TTien she answers those questions with sensitivity and clear insight. There is life and death in each story that weaves in and out o f a clearly rural setting but is never confined to its location. H er thoughts and im ages are universal and prolific despite their sim plicity. W ith “ Spence + L ila ,” Mason has taken tim e with her characters to create m ore than a ta le; she has tofused her story with life and unfailing rural realism that is neither biting nor harsh. „ The story is set in Paducah and, though it revolves m ainly around L ite's struggle with breast cancer, its real substance lies in the brilliantly revealing dialogues with her three grown children and her lovingly awkward husband, Spence. QUESTION: W H A T ’S B R E W IN AT BAN D ERS¿ ANSWER: MSB A s Iit o confronts surgery and an overwhelm ing m edical circus, she and Spence are forced to fa ce toe fears o f death and o f livin g without one or the other. Throughout the novel, they each d rift in and out o f m em ories — rem em bering their fa iry tale elopement, Spence’s days in the navy during W orld W ar n , toe growth o f their children. W ith each chapter the reader discovers something new about Ms. Mason’s characters. It seems impossible not to becom e as involved in their lives as they a re because she has em ployed im age and expression to build intim acy between her characters and readers. That intim acy leaves one believing the Spences and Lilas she w rites about are somehow related — some distant kinfolk your grandm other used to tell you far-fetched stories about white she stuffed you fid l o f peanut butter cookies. Mason’s unique style combines backwoods fla vor with hidden insight to build the foundation her characters demand. H er sentences deftly create toeir own context, th e y are born directly cut o f sim ple thought and basic expression. She never farces her characters to say things that they would never say in reality. pun JSFOA N O W SERVING Freddy Brewed CHRISTOPHERJOSEPH CREAMY LIGHT ALE Coat risk Arizona’s 1st & only Brew M and taste freshly brewed beer with no chemicals or preserrathes. K l ÜSÉ S¡lgS W m £ ■ “ Spence knows big words,” she w rites, “ plenty o f them. He. prefers not to use his vocabulary in conversation, though, for fea r o f sounding pretentious. Using the right sim ple words at the right tim e requires courage enough.” NOW OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Bohbie Ann Mason has toat courage — and toe ability to transform It info poignant prose. m In her work, the transition between sentences is never stiff, but neither is it unnaturally polished or smooth. 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Eddie Murphy, John Landis are the guests who wouldn’t leave By DAVE MILLER State Pres« What do Eddie Murphy and John Landis think they’re doing? I t ’ s certainly not art, and they can't believe they’re making anyone laugh. The Mecham trials had m ore laughs than their last few combined totals. And now we’ re expected to believe this?!! - ' It, L : .It can’t be. It is. Paramount’s “ Coming T o Am erica” is the lat«rf film from file director o f “ Anim al House,” “ Trading Places” and “ H ie W orld’s Funniest Comedian.” And it stinks like you read about. D irector Landis, recently acquitted in the deaths o f actor V ic Morrow and two children on the set o f “ The Tw ilight Zone,” has collaborated with Murphy on yet another star vehicle, another attempt to create art via packaging. Only it ends up ik e force-feeding ego-sized cottage cheese into petite panty hose, And (he audience is left to sqtrirm. The scenario 1ms happened hundreds o f tim es. A star, sporting bags o f m ovie appeal, pronotes an adventure into fear as real artwork, a n d tte illiterate Hollywood brass turns it into cinema. “ It’ll sell. He’s got star appeal,” they say. “ Anything he’s in w ifi be a success.” And they sign the check and file out to vy Eddie Murphy, left, and Arsenlo Had have already outstayed «hair welcome in Paramount Pictures “Coming To America.’ HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS Y KNOT PARTY SH O P P E FRESH-CUT FRIES OUTSIDE OF IDAH O ?? AT W OTS, OF COURSE!!. the lim o fo r m ore toot, in true Hollywood fashion. M aybe they thought it would qualify them fo r roles in the rumored “ W ired” film , based on Bob Woodward’s book on John Belushi. The brass, incidentally, was no better when Belushi was alive, and, according to Woodward, a lot worse than him did nose candy and lived. Go figure. So, they survive and breed in Hollywood incestu-pools, snorting h»«hish and breathing heavily on one another, caressing egos and as much else, and m ake a hot tub decision to turn a maniac like Landis loose with $15 m illion, and to m ake Murphy the star. Buddy Ebsen is funnier in most “ Bam aby Jones” episodes than Eddie was in “ Raw ,” and so obviously the brass think they’ve go t a hit on their hands. They actually have a large, steam y piece o f drivel. They also have a condescending, racist piece o f film that won’t even sell as a half-price video with Cheetos thrown in at a C ircle K when it’s booted out o f theaters. Murphy, who dreamed up file original story, turns in a statement piece about what it’s like to be black and poor, or not, and livin g in Am erica, and not being like the Cosbys. Fine. The few er assertations that Cos’s fam ily is close to reality the bettor. Actually, it’s been suggested that fam ilies like his do exist in parallel universes, or on the planet Loupee. But that’s not important right now. What is, is that Murphy, who attempts a realistic m essage (perhaps for all the folks at the Academ y A w ards), ends up preaching more than Cosby ever does, and delivering the most warped A frican kingdom portrayal film has ever seen — it’ s exactly how a white film producer from the ’40s would’v e portrayed an African kingdom. Congratulations! Also, and this is important, the film is not funny. Not a bit. No scene, shot or line really induced laughs— the weirdo who shouted “ It’s a dark com edy” when the film broke and the screen blacked out received the most giggles. Murphy sp o ts a ridiculous grin throughout the entire movie, and, sidekick Arsenio H all, reportedly, is a com ic of m erit somewhere, somehow. I take it back — that is funny. 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G ary Collins’ Masculinity.” I hate going to the m ovies during the summer, because the prices o f Goobers and Raisinets are too high. M y friend Mike says h e hates the nam e “ G oobers” because it ’ s em barrassing to ask fo r them at the snack bar. I hate the fact that Hollywood is considering turning the E v Merham story into a m ovie, or T V series or cartoon or w hatever. “ I ’m not the d in t Eastwood type,” Mechaba said when asked who he thought should {day him. I don’t know. I wonder how fast A rt Garfunkel or M ary Crosby or Flicka could be fitted fo r a toup? I hate w riters’ strikes. I love the fact that while David i^ t fe rman says he isn’t going to take sides in the strike, he Yes, I believe I «fid. I ’H bet he gets an apron line when he tans. ■ I hate A PS (Arizona Public Service, fo r those o f you not on the receiving end o f the p o w erfis t). You do have to g iv e ’em credit, though. A ll that tom foolery and good-natured thievery, and no one’s ever done any tune. They must be livin ’ right. Same goes fo r the phone companies. I hate the new ASU g o lf course, because I ’fl never get to play on it. Cameron Harper probably w ill, though. So w ill the A PS board members. I hate most ASU communication classes, because I dislike paying $600 a sem ester fo r common sense credit. I did like Public Speaking, though, because I was allowed to use “ Green Eggs and H ate” in one of m y speeches, and I g o ta B . I tried that in Small Group Communication and got ostracized, and then had to spell “ ostracize,” I hate Casey Kasem for asking dumb trivia questions, and having bad radio hair. I hate the follow ing “ celebrities:” T elly Savalas, Isaac foom “ The Love Boat,” Casey Kasem , Donny Most, Alan Hale J r„ P h il Donahue, P erry Como, Jim m y M cNichol, I hate Rock Rote, for not living-up to resem bling Magnum. M ark Gastineau, Richard Basehart, Frank Sinatra, K a n in I hate Cameron Harper fo r resem bling Stu T racy’s dad. I hate a ll those phoney-baloney com m ercials where the Kunasek, Robert DeNiro, Frank G ifford, Charlie Sheen, Bret news anchor teams sit around and talk turkey about Easton E llis, Victoria Principal, Ph ilip M ichael Thomas, journalism. C’mon, you guys, give us a break. You’re Katherine Helmond and M ike Love. Don’t you? I like Chuck W oolery, fo r putting up with a ll those broadcasters, % D id I mention how much I hate this week’s sensitive t»Ik boneheads on “ The Love Connection,” and not choking any o f teem , and making them w rithe and do the chicken. show host, W il Shriner? No, I don’t believe I did. H ave I le ft anyone out? D id I mention how much I hate G ary “ M uffin” Collins? think« the producers are “ money-grubbing scion.” Hoo boo. I hate a ll Hollywood producers and big shots and any type o f high-tech show biz weenie. They’re responsible fo r Dan Aykroyd bein’ able to m ake film s, and fo r M ike Connors ( “ Mannix” ) bein’ out o f work so long. I hate the toot-sniffing high-tech show biz weenies who want to make a m ovie out o f BobW oodward’s book, ” W ired,” based on “ the short life and fast tim es o f John Belushi.” Despite protests by Belushi’s fam ily — Jim Belushi has vigorously protested W oodward’s reportage — plans fo r the film are going ahead. They could have let him rest in peace, butnoooool ? . ^ * fS V y ^ * * * ' " Did I say I hate producers, who are money-grubbing scum? ‘D id I mention how m uch I hate G ary C ollins? Yes, I believe t did. I'M bet he gets an apron line when he tans. ' FREE CO M PU TERIZED DIET AN ALYSIS B B B B B B O B B B B B B H a B B B B B H A N D M A D E NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA N O W O P EN FO R LU N CH ! FAST-FREE DELIVERY S E R V IN G A S U S IN C E 1972 804 S. 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Furnished, Inducing washer/dryer, pod , Jacuzzi, tennis, volleyball and basketball courts. $200 each plus V i utilities. Lds Prados townhome. I t m ile from ASU.-. Available an. 921-9268, evening*. _________ TW O BEDRO O M , one bath duplex at 1201B East W eber, Tampa. 8305/month. Please do not disturb the residents. Available In July. C a ll Tania. 966-7173. W ALK TO ASU , junior one bedroom, $265; two bedroom, $400. Adults, no pels. 1031 E . Lemon. 9683679,9334364. 2 BEDRO O M , 1 bath condo. Dishwasher, washer/dryer, refrigerator, covered peril­ ing, private balcony, pool, tennis, am ple storage, Meaa/Tempe. No pets. $465. 967-1044, A S U 1 m ile, 2 bedroom , 1 bath condo. PO O L'fireplace, covered parking. Rural/ Alam eda. $440. 89*6640, evenings. ATTRACTIVE 3 bedroom , 2 bath, unfurn­ ished. A ir conditioning, near ASU , pool. 3640/motnh. 253-1210.________________ CO M FO RTABLE LO FT In raeort condo. F iesta Man. M any features and am enities. $210 per month. 833-4260.____________ LU X U R Y CO NDO , 2 bedroom , 2 bath, pool, w alk to A SU . $475 per month. 510 W. University, Tem pe. 968-7173. LU X U R Y RESO R T split-level 2 bedroom, 144 bath townhome. N ear Fiesta MaH. M aster suite $275 per month, Includes private bathroom; com fortable loff $210 per month, pools, tennis, vofieybaH, quiet environment, com plex designed for your p e rso n a l life s ty le . 833-4266, le a ve m essage.__________ ■_______ NOW AVAILABLE, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, d ean townhome, near Southern and Dobson. $525/month includes association ISe! Available Ju ly 1. 1051 S . Dobson, num ber 16. Barbara Grant, 839-2000, 839-7786. Jackson P la n t Realty. TW O BEDRO O M condo, 2Vt m iles East of A SU . Lease/purchase option. Immediate occupancy. 8344)468. ______________ _ homes for rent H O U S E F O R rent, A S U 3 m iles. Furnished, washer/dryer, 3 bedroom, 2 bath. $695/month. Joe, 8198896682, 819886-8290, c o lle ct_________________ R E SPO N SIB LE PER SO N to own/operate vending route. Minim um cash investm ent $3475. For details call 602-9996536 or write: Coin S ales, 3431 W . Thundsrbird. 13344, Phoenix, A Z 86023. (AZ-CAN) rental sharing F U L L Y FU R N ISH ED condo for rant. .. $660/month, up to 4 people. Kim , help wanted services A t YO U R Service now hiring tour guides. Part-tim e work. $25 per hour. M ust have dean reliable transportation and workfh$ knowledge of city. Fbr more Information pleas* ca* 4431926. ’ .^ M ja a M g NANNIES $129$400/ week. 100’s Of poempna availsh it nationwide WNh loving (amjfiee, local support, excellent benefits, • k isre p a ld . National Nannynetwork. pelt local recruiter M elinda Barney, 8395520. A LL SIN G LES dances, every Friday and Sunday evening at better Valley hole is. Recorded .krtormation: 040 4066: BO O KKEEPER. W E are seeking an indivi­ dual with good number sküls. Whf train the right person. K H rey requk*c£Sal*ry plus incentive pay plan. Full-tim e. Apply Thurs­ day or Friday, 2-4 p.m. at Com prehensive Business Services, 1816 E. Southern, SuBe 17A, M e sa ■ FEM ALE RQ O M M ATES needed to share a beautiful luxury^home in Tem pe Lakes area. 4 bedroom , 3 bath, with a ll the extras. Beautiful p o d and a free health c lu b m e m b e r s h ip in c lu d e d . t229$300/m on6i. Ctrt E ric e l 631-2501. 2 BEDRO O M , 1 bath sonde. 48th and M c D o w e ll a re a . S ra d d a te co u p le, preferred, no p els. $375:967-4059. 966-3315. help wanted F E M A L E N O N -S M O K E R room m ate needed immediately! Totally furnished shared m aster bedroom. Washer/dryer, microwave, etc. $250 monthly plus % utilities. Lios Prados townhome) C all M ichele, 9691219.___________ ________ townhomes/ condos for rent G IR L N EED S 3 roommates to share 2/bedroom, 2/bath condo. $T75/month plus 14 utilities. Fully furnished. C a ll Kim, 9693315. _______________ _____ Need 1 roommate, townhouse, own bath­ room, washer/dryer, pool, covered park­ ing, patio extras. $186/month 14 utilities, $50 d e p o s it. M c C iln to ck /S o u tlie m . 697-7978, m essage. ________________ NON-SM OKING M ALE o r fem ale faculty to share spnc*v» 3-bedroom house near A SU . $32S/lnonth plus utilities. Ca* Paul, 9693326,967-0277. ______________ RO O M S FO R rent in Dobson Ranch hom e. Extra nice, unfum isheij. B ig back yard, pool, m ale or fem ale (responsible). $250/month p his utilities, (834-9436) Available Ju ly 1. ______ _ TW O FEMALE roqm ihates needed. Each have own com pletely furnished room. Own b a th 3 2 3 0 /m o n tty s h a re d b a th $200/month. Very nice three bedroom condo in Q uests V ida. Kristi or Angie. 8297878 lo r appointm ent_____________ help wanted $1200/MONTH plus. Summer Income, 4-8 p.re., hourly wage plus bonus. 264-9445. AD V ER TISIN G M AJO R S/M IN O RS, It you’re serious about a career In the field of advertising, you know how com petitive the job market is today. W hen you graduate, you’ll need som ething more than a degree to land a jab. You’D need som e pre­ professional experience. W e offer this type of experience in the State Pres* advertising department. Get your career on target! Can Jackie Eld ridge today, 9697572._________________________ _ AIDE FO R bond speech therapist. East Phoenix. 6-9 hours weekly. $3.35 hourly, no taxes. 9691013._________ ________ ATTENTION: FLEXIB LE hours, salary, com m ission, bonuses. Exciting, fun job near cam pus. Earn up to $1Q/hour, no experience necessary. 9666665._______ ATTENTION M ARKETING students: Local professional firm needs individual to deliver Information to Chandler, M esa, Scottsdale business owners with tele­ phone tofiow-up. Auto required. Part-time! hours flexible. Safety plus bonus. Cafl JoAnn, 8:30-noon, 8344)922.___________ PART-TIM E TELEM ARKETER, $S/hOur plus com m ission. 20 houra/wesk. C e ll p h osn lxP sg ln g . 8996842.________. PR ESCH O O L S T A FF perabri, over 21. outgoing, toys children, part-tim e, 7-10:30 am . or 2:396:60 pm * M ondey-Frktty. 9293464. ’■ ; y .... CRUISE S H IPS new Wring a» positions. Both skilled and unskilled. For inform ation cafl 61929^-8900, e x t H178. P R O G R A M M A N A G E R . C o lle g ia te Products (CPI) is looking fbr responsible, conscientious In d i/id u il ’ to manege a CR U ISE SH IPS now Wring a ll positions. com pact refrigerator rental program tor Both skifled and unskMed. For inform ation (he 19691969 academ ic year a fA S U . No ca ll 613292-6900, sort H-606. (AZ-CAN) experience necessary. Com plete training program. Approxim ately 2 weeks work at D ELIVERY D R IVERS wanted for Greasy beginning a n jl one week a) file S lid of Tony's delivery. Flexible hours, great pay. each term. Pay throughout the academ ic $ 5-$8/hour. M usi have own ca r plus year. Excellent practical business experi­ insurance. Contact John, 894 8868. ence. For further Information about this FEBERAL, STATE and QvR Service jobs. - employment opportunity contact $ieye Yeagte, toillr e s , «11-800-331-5511. $19,495 to $76,800. Immediate opening* C all Jab U rn , 1-5194693811, ext. F203 -SA LES P E O P LE wanted. Please bring a for application._______ ___________ , basic resume. Docktor Pet Confer, Lea Arcoe Malt. No phone csfla. _________ G AIN E X T R A spen din g m oney b y participating in pharm aceutical evalua­ tions. For' further details cafl 4374)116, 9 am to 4 pm, Monday-Friday. H arris Labqratoriea, Inc. _________ ' ________ GO VERNM ENT JO B S! Now Wring in your area, both skilled and unakMsd. For list of joba/appDcaDon cafl 615-3892627, ext. J321. , 120 UNIVERSITY PLASM A CENTER A s so c ia te d B io sc ie n c e , Inc. 1 0 t5 S o u th R u ra l R o a d Tem pe 968-6139 business opportunities business opportunities R ETAIL/O FFICE Reasonable Rates Let’s Negotiate 6 Months Free/$7 Sq.Ft. L e a s i n g A g e n t o n S i t e 9-2 M o n - F r i 1400 S. M c C lin to c k 9 6 6 -7 4 6 0 PR O FESSIO N AL Q UALITY word process­ ing. Evenings/weekends, 24 houptum around, near ASU . Please eel Carol, HOUSESITTING SER VICE; Very respon­ sib le care tor your home and pole. Nonsm oker, experienced, fin est references, S A V E T IM E . C e ll m e firs t. W ord processing, the***, ifiseertinns,- resum es, profMSlOnal typ ife M esa Secretarial, 827-0870. 844.1876. .jf e t a S r f ¡- V r . ___________ C O M P U T E R R E P A IR . IB M . A p p le . Com rriodore... computers and peripherals. Past service, reasonable relee, near cam pus. 9891388. y y * ._ SH O RT O F TIM E? I cart help, fis s ­ io n a b le . P ro fe ssio n a l. G uaranteed. Experienced In academ ic. C a ll Jessie H AVE UNW ANTED facial or bddy heir the 9496744. consultation, located in Tem pe. Can M aria a l A SoW Touch Electrolysis, 8297829. W O RD PR O CESSIN G . Q uick service, quality work, reasonable rates. Near ASU; also private insfroctiofi in W ordstar word processing. 941-1291 V ER Y RESPO N SIBLE graduate student interested kt house sitting for a professor on sabbttkml. If interested please ca ll Leslies a l 296-4981 or after 6:30 p.m., W O R D P R O C E S S IN G , s e c re ta ria l services. 23 years experience. Student discount. SW com er, M filer and ChaparrM. 994-8145. : transportation A LL OTATES Driveaway- Care available21 or older. 992-5200. _____________ YO U W RITE- I type- Fast, accurate, affordable. N ear 24th Sr. and Thom as. ■C a ll Ster, 2268866. ___________ ATTENTION: F R E E cere to aR major cities. 21 or older. C a ll AAA Driveaway, 277-6979. G R EA SY T O N Y 'S need* oooks, pizza makers and kitchen help lo r 2 stores. Great job, good pay plus free m eals. Can John, 8946966.___________ HAIRCUT M O O ELS wanted for workshop every Friday, 5 p.m. and Tuesday, 10:15 am . $5 charge. N o regular clients or calls. Mane Attraction, 3156 E. Cam elback. HIGH PAYIN G job, flexible hours: C all 9499040.________ '' "IN HO M E OKs and Prints’ ’ looking for people to hold private or group showings. Paid com m ission-30% . Cafl 9691067. M O Q ELS NEED ED for Irak and makeup. Please cafl 9696183, Young Blood. Q U I C K Q U A L IT Y T Y P I N G y Papere • Report* « Ossums« •1 PaçFso* , SECR ETAR Y II. n eaeerqh program look­ ing tor full-tim e front office staff person tor Phoenix C lin ic , M edical term inology preferred and m ust be very detail qrientad as w ell as have exoefient comm unication skfila. M inim al typing; however, typing tart is required (50 wpm), Tuition benefit at A S U 2 yearn previous secretarial experi­ ence preferred. Send resum e by Ju ly 14 to Me Em ily Cardoza, U niversity of Arizona, Skin Cancer Prevention, 1117 E . W illetts, Phoenix, A Z 86006. EEO /Affirm allve ActionB nptoyer. _____________ _ _ _ P LU S $$$' TOW ARD 921-4057.________ _____________ wanted typing/ | ~ word processing J 1 . 15 /P A G E LE T T E R q u a lity w ord process ing, evenings/weekends. 24 hour tu rn a ro u n d . - P ick u p /d e liv e ry . R ic k , instruction 8348279. __________ CASH FO R gold and diam onds. M ill Avenue Jew elers, 414 S- M ill, Suite 1P4, Tempe. 9695967;; “ .' '' v services ' Know your unique profile. Early warning o f infections, dietary problems, enzym es, heart risk factors, cholesterol, HDL, LDL, triglycerides. EARLY HEALTH ALER T 996-7600 services Now available to A S U students, graduate students, and faculty/staff members. À new financial security pro­ gram. Mastercard or Visa - no first year fees - no security deposits and interest sensitive whole life. To see if you qualify call 224-3050 JEN Marketing Inc. W ANTED, SPANISH tutor tw ice a week. Needs ear. $10/hour. 991-3724.________ W E W ANT used computem ... S891388 , W ILL P A Y $•*$■ Wanted: " G k lt of A S U ” calendar, approxim ately 1979, featuring Renee Tens. C a ll collect re w rite with Information to Jim Janssen, 107 South M ary Avenue, number 47, Sunnyvale, C alifornia 94088. (406)7397137._______ $1.50 PER page. Any Type Word Process­ ing: Spelling and grammar corrected. Som e graphics available. Can Debbie, 961-1495. ' ________ __________ jewelry 30 BLOOD CHEMISTRIES WITH 10 STUDY URINALYSIS $39 " $ 1 .50/PAG E letter quality word process­ ing, evenings/weekends. 24 hour turn­ around. Pick-up/deHvery. R ick, 8348279. INTERIOR DECORATING. Am erican Insti­ tute of Interior Design, 6 month course, classes start weakly. 16855 East Parkview, Fountain H ills. 046 9601. (Alcohol, T C P, TH C, etc.) W ANTED: 100 overweight people to k a e weight on appetite eonbol program. Ca* Steve, 8394222. ____________ $1.25 AN D Up. Professional word proces­ sor and former English teacher. Laser printer. Bob/Ctaudia, 9640012. S H A R P R E P U T A B LE know ledgeable computer sales representative in Scotts­ dale. Can 9996646. A lso need an intern. HIV o r D R U G S C R E E N $29 6$Per O N EW A Y FRO M M inneapolis to Phoanix on Saturday. Ju ly 9 ..$ 90 or beet ollar. T U IT IO N !! New Management at Dick’s Drivejn is now hir­ ing at all levels. Wages based on experience. Free meals and more! PLU S, for every hour you work, earn up to $20 per semester hour, toward' tui-t-ion! (U p to 15 semester hours.)Hurry! Deadline for fall semester: July 15. ... CALL NOW: 921-997T or 892-7009, ask for Myron Thompson. 24-hourservice available Rege Pickup/DeMvery A vailable Qlnny, 986-5163 travel Q B A 222- previous ASU-em ployed Q BA 222 tutor available. C a ll 941-4637 after 3:30. GOOD SALARY, C a ll For A p p t. 894-1152 ^BROADW AY TANNING CENTER FREE J f TANNING SESSION w/Purchase of Session E x p i r e s 8-11-88 New Clients Only Restrictions May Apply SE CNR BROADWAY & RURAL 937 E. BROADWAY adoptions 20% O FF a ll resum es and word process­ ing. Sam e day service. Laser printing. Professional linage, 921-1129. ADOPTION: L E T S help each p lh erl W e want to share our hearts and home with newborn. Expenses paid, . confidential. C a ll Jane and Joe. coflect, evenings and weekends, 516-5391688. (AZ-CAN) A A K U R IT - T Y P IN G - sh o rt p a p e rs, overnight/ long papers, prompt service/ transcribe tapes/ good rates/ Linda 831-0349.______________ _______ ' ADOPT: LOVING childless couple wishes to share their fives wffir newborn. M edical expenses paid. Legal, confidential. C all collect, 519321-6177. (AZ-CAN) A C C EN TS ÍN Typing. Typing service near ASU . Q uick turnaround. Over 30 years secretarial experience. 9499982. H APPILY M ARRIED couple w ishes to adopt their second newborn. Can give love A CCU R ATE TYPIN G of research/ term papera, group projects, etc. Spelling corrected. . Q uick turrvaround. Linda, (AZ-CAN) ACCU RATE W ORD processing: theses, disertations, papers, resum es. Reason­ able. H igh quality work. South Tamp*. Maryann. 9394302 ~; to help with housing and m e d ia l arrange­ ments. Fam ines avertable who w ish Id provide a loving home tor ( child. C all Southwest Adoption Center, 234-BABY. A .L A S T m inute rush? C a ) Teresa at 786-1022, evenings and weekend*. A STU TE CO M PUTING, form erly AAA Word Processing Service, apaclalzas In large, rush jobs. G uaranteed. Ron, 8291509/9396532.x,_____________ ' AT K IN KO 'S we typaast papers that make the gradel 933 E. U niversity. C a ll 9692036. _______ ATTENTION: RESU M ES. Experienced career counaeler/ recruiter gets you results. Laser printed originals. CA S. 468-9709.___________________________ C A LL M E tor last, accurate, quality service at com petitive prices. Close to ASU.1 9 9 9 2 1 9 6 ,________________________ C ER EU S W ORD Processing. Q uick, r»Habto. Term papers, theses, form letters, resum es, Dictaphone, m arketing reports. 947-7796. ________________________ FA ST RETURN- Experienced typist w ill edit spefling, punctuation, grammar. Accu­ racy guaranteed. Joan, 8390772. THE HOTTEST SPOT ON BROADWAY " _______ PAPERW O RKS- Thesis, report and resum* typing- IBM com patible wbtd processing. Near A SU . 921-9675. removed peftiienenfiy by electrolysis. Free ' 8396224. L ________ , GO VERNM ENT JO B S ! Now W rin g« your ' area, both skilled and unsklfied. Fbr fist of jobs and application, can 8193892627 E x t J519. (AZ-CAN) m ANO REXIA, BULIMIA, com pulsive over­ ■967-6342. : ■_______ L ':-. eating. Private end confidential counsel­ R E SU M ES, CO V ER tetter*. $7. Pick-up/ ing. GiriW e Gram Monroe, ACSW , recov­ daijvafy in Temp* »TO»- O ne d*y »«vie*. ering bulim ic. 437-8420,4692860. Health ■ ■ , | Tom, 968-9148. Insurance wetooma.________ SC H O O L M O hiEY problem s? Don't leave school In debt. Start now with us end we wftt pay you, give you, the New G t B ill, and pay off the m ajority o f your student loans, w hile you serve, not after. C e ll 267-2574, your Arizona Arm y National G uard Reerulle r. (AZ-CAN) ••EXTRA MONEY** is nice, but you can help people too. Earn $ -p lu s a m onth. Safer, faster plasm a dona­ tion only a t ABI Centers due to autom ated pro­ cedure. $5 bonus to new donors on first donation with this ad. A sk about additional bonuses. (Monday-Saturday) typing/ ' ^w word processing help wanted FLYIN G FIN G ERS now ha* a Mrtc H a n d , laser printed Res umes , repqrta, ate. Suaan, 0491500._______ FO R M ER TYPING teacher vriH type your papers. Fast and accurate. $ l .50/page. C a ll nowl 8396640, m essage. LETTER PER FEC T word prooeealng. Rush jobs no problem. Dissertations, term p ap ers, resu m es, th e se s. Q u ality) 8297778. ______________ LOOKING FO R high quality typing? C all Paper Chase Secretarial Service- Apache/ R u ra l-9697630. and a ll the best things in Me. Expenses paid. C a l collect evenings, 914-273-4076. PREGNANT-ADO PTIO N? If considering a d o p tio n , c o n fid e n tia l c o u n s e lin g available with caring staff. W e may be able miscellaneous A W O N D ER FU L fam ily experience. Australian, European, Scandinavian high school exchange alúdante arriving In A u gu st Becom e • host fam ily tor Am eri­ can Intercultural Student Exchange. Can 1-800JMBUNQ. (AZ-CAN) __________ CASH FO R your trust deed, contract, mortgage. Any ilj» . term , IqBelipn. F a st fair confidential quotes. C a ll today, no obligation. M B7778.1-6093491731, Note Brokets o f Am erica. (AZ-CAN)________. ■ DID YO U sen your houee and carry back a note? W e w ill pay cash tot your paymante. Fast dosing. D eal direct. Mayflower Capitel, 1 -6 0 0 6 2 9 6 0 » . 1-800^21-8386. ext. 718. (AZ-CAN) __________ LO S E W EIGHT painlessly. A m kactel New tim e-released Appetite. Patch now avail­ able. Distributora needed, part-time, Iu 9 tkne. Lynette, 951-07», Elite, »1-2675. (AZ-CAN)_________________ ' P A Y O FF your b ills and reduce your monthly paym ante with a new home owners consoHdadon loan. C e ll u s now tor a very fast approval. 1M and 2nd mort­ gagee available. C a l now, 483-0678. Woridwyn Acceptance Com pany. A firm you can trust. M B 8011. (AZ-CAN) PO TTED NEON cactus tor sate. 24” high. M ust sacrifica, 8150. Qffte*. 252-21» or 8296007 «Iter 10 p.m. _______ _ O YE concert ehkte. Crus. Jovi, plus more. Sea* tor tisL Mandate, P.O . box 10JMO, Department 203, M esa, Arizona 85216. t ie Page 23 Thunday, July7, t$88 Float like a butterfly, sting fomHure for sale like a bee, Hatch receives classified» help from Muhammad All SALT LA K E C IT Y CA P ) — Muhammad A li says Sen. Orrm Hatch’s character, not his politics, w ill bring the three-time world heavyweight boxing champion to Utah this fa ll to campaign fo r the conservative Republican. A li also supports Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., Hatch’s ideological foe in Washington. Both men, A li says, have worked hard to overcom e their backgrounds to take on public service..“ I think (H atch) is a rem arkable man,” A li said Tuesday in a telephone interview from Charlottesville, Va. “ Man, he’s one of the most effective leaders in toe U.S. Senate. Any tone he wants m e to be there, I ’ll be there. “ I think he’s the greatest, with greatest with a capital ‘G,’ ” A li said. “ I don’t have enough words in m y vocabulary to describe the respect I have fo r him as a human being.” A li sa id he doesn’ t alw ays a gree w ith H atch’s conservativism , but he nonetheless praises the two-term senator as “ a man o f conviction.” “ I respect the fact that he does what he believes in., mid fights on fo r what be believes in,” A li said. Hatch campaign manager Bud Scruggs said the chance to have ¿‘The Greatest” campaign fo r his boss was too good to pass up. He said he plans to bring A li to Utah sometime this fall. Scruggs said A li began to adm ire Hatch last year when he watched televised congressional hearings on the Iran-Contra scandal, in which the senator repeatedly leaped to the defense o f M arine Lt. Col. O liver North, and during the confirmation hearings that led to toe Senate rejection of Robert Hade fo r a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court. Hatch, who defended Bork against criticism by civ il rights groups, later helped push through the appointment of one o f A li’s friends, Steven Saltzburg, to a Justice Department post. A li sent Hatch, him self a figh ter with an 11-1 record as a youth, an autographed punching bag. start hère real estate for sale ..TW O SO FAS, beds, and tabiee, m lacdlan iaus. C a ll 943-7590 or 968-0013. W AREHO USE SA LE. Desks ham $49; chairs ham $15; bookshelves ham $19;. end tables, typing tabiee, com puter tabiee, dining tables, file cabinets, plus lots more. Arizona O ffice UqUkfatiom, 4010 S. 43rd between 40th Street M id 48th StreeL North o f Broadway. 437-2224. Place, announcements W ANTED, FEM ALE m odalswtth long hair for spiral perm classes. Phoenix Hair Company, Ricardo, 268-1900. autos for sale 1960 RABBIT daleet. air-conditioning, sun­ roof, manual transm ission, 120,000 m iles. >1200 or Pest offer. 966-1136, after 3 p.m. 1981 S U B A R U Q L C , 2 -dodr, a irconditioning, new battery, insurance until S e p te m b e r. E x c e lle n t c o n d ii io n i __________ _ _ 694-9269, Tristi. m w to tifM P i— fn fr — I * 1964 HONDA Aero 60. Blue with baekat. Lock and helmet included. $325. Osanna, 834-6027. ________ ' 1966 HONDA Scooter ISO, 1000 mHae, red with trunk. $1600 or beat offer. Must e cu .893-1966, Andy. 180 W OODED acres'w ith mountain views. Remote with good access. W ater and. powsr. $46,000. Top d f the W orld, FLO. Box 338, Quemado, NSW M exico 87629. 806-773-46^. (AZ-CAN)______________ 4 BEDRO O M , 2 bath tri-level. Excellent com m on. 1732 E. La Jolla, Tam ps. $78,400. 967-3658, 3469464.__________ AN EA S Y opportunity to own your home. Low cash down to assum e mortgage on several 2 or 3 bedroom townhomes in th 40-60’s range. O iher homes available. CaN Roni at 897-7446 for quality service. Realty Executives. miscellaneous for sale 1000 SU N BED S, toning tablee. SunalW olff tanning beds, Slenderduest passive exercisers. CaN for h a s color catalogue. SavfB to 8049. 1-800-228-6292. (AZ-CAN). 10049 CLO SEO UT! Nothing reserved! AN shoes, sandals, first pair regular price, second pair $1. AN boots, A n t pair regular price, second pah 5049 rdf. Wigwam, ScotladalM 946-0761. (AZ-CAN) GIVE AW AYI $2000 down. Assum e noqualifying loan. Papago Park. Upper condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, vaulted celling. Owner/agent. CaN Chants!, Realty Exscutlvea, 9969910 o r 0488671.___________ ASU AREA. Luxury 2 bedroom condo. Excellent condition, assum able 91949 FHA. 968-7281, leave m essage. B U Y O U R computara... New and quality upad computers for sale. 968-1388. CO NDO FO R sals. 2 badrgom, 119 bath. Excellent condition. Nsar Motorola. Close to A S U . Assum able. N o qualifying. 9466683,994-3161. bicycles for sale S t o iw iu is f t a I L L tl S 1 R A I E D COVER GIRL PAGEANT CO ZY 2 bedroom. 119 bath. 2 story tow nhouse. R eserved parking/pool, encloaed patio. Plenty o f storage. 4 m iles to A SU . B y owner. WM carry with reason­ able down. $36,500. Financing negotiable. 446) Street and Broadway. 872-1078. bicycles for sale BIKES NEW USED TRADE-INS HOT HITS 1034 E. Lemon 92.3KKFR At Sicyete Stone Lemon & Terrace forniture fo r sale 9 6 6 -6 0 7 0 forniture for sale RFFR Rental Experts N ational w innar will receive p riztti Preliminary Prizes Provided by W E R E N T A N D SELL •bedroom $ets •couch & loveseat Low prices »dinettes »mattress/box springs Easy qualifying Rent to own. Valley wide delivery 8 2 9 -1 2 1 2 Hairoy«ex 1870 E. Apache, Tempe & Linda C. S o f t Riven R m e a f io n M OBILE HOM E on cam pus! 2 bedroom, 56'xl2*. Quiet and secluded. Great invest­ ment. 966-5209. Meaeage: 896-3065. NO Q U ALIFYIN G -1 * 3 bedroom condos and townhousss. Papago Park V illage from 868,000- 102,000. Bob BuNock. Realty Executive», 8862902.___________ S A LE O R rent. 2 bedroom townhouse, UnW anity/Price. 0 down. Assum e 81949 fixed. $800>month. 821-3257 o r 9666512. TALK YO U R parents into this octal Impec­ cably dean condo, 2 large bedrooms, aN appliances, near ASU . Free and d e e rtransferred owner may can y with low down. 349,900. Please caN M elinda V. Tradewinds Realty, 820-3333, 838-7428. W HY P A Y R EN T? S h a r p s in g le le v e l, fir e p la c e . O n ly $ 6 1 ,9 0 0 . P l e a s e c a ll B a rb a ra L u te s 844-5900 M J o h n H a ll & A s s o c . _____ Repairs Also - Prices for You $100,000 In cash & LA K E HEAD , Grand Canyon,' spectacular lake area kxa, paved roads, aR utilities, homes or m obiles, from 84995, $200 down, $70fmonth. Meadview, Colorado, 1-800-225-6928 (AZ-CAN)_____________ 2 br, 1 % b a T H n e a r A S U . Sponsored by: life FO R SA LE or lease: near ASU , 3/bedroom, 214/bath patio home. Fireplace, garage. No undeigradutates. 829-0411. $$$REPO ’D Properties*« Located in the coal Southern Colorado Mountains. Trees galqro, fantastic view s, axceNent access. 3 b a c k p a y m e n ts, a ssu m e . F ra n k , 719-648-6363, 7196469524. Southern Colorado R eal Estate. (AZ-CAN)________ bicycles for sale 1988 3 BEDROOM , 2 bath single level townhome near 13th St. and Hardy. 1500 square foot block building with living quarters, zoned com m ercial, just W est of ASU . Asking 90.000. Rad Carpet-W eary. 908-3414. PAPAG O PAR K condo. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, near pool- 873,000 o r best offer. 9544)201. CED AR LO G homes dealer wanted. Cedar log hom es are really selling. Join a winning team. Protected territory, dealer training. Each sa ls generates $4000. Colonial Structures, Inc., P .O rtkxt 19522, Qreensboro, N.C., 9199689111. (AZCAN) reales A S U W EST area. Buy from owner. $8000 under appraleal. 3 bedroom, playpoal, RV parking, workshop. 881,900.9786715. apartments fo r rent apartments fo r rent <32*7**: FURNISHED PARTM EN TS H BQ SI ■■ 9*349 LA S C A S ITA S apartments for rent BEAUTIFUL NEW laig e 1 and two bedrooms, waNt to ASU , pod. taundiy, one block South of U niversity on 8th Street and G ary. A sk about m ove-in specials. 9866238._______ ___________________ NEW LY REM O D ELED Tampa com plex. Large 1 and 2 bedroom, pod , laundry. Last months rent free with 1 year lease. Other specials available. 121 E. Broad­ way. 894-1675.____________ STUDIO APARTM ENT, window seat, glass block, fuN kitchen. Use. of washer/ dryer, storage space. Furnished if required. Near Cam elbackMth Street. 840-7615. W ALK TO ASU! S um m er Discounts O n ly Vi b lo c k fro m c a m ­ pu s. Beattttftrily fu rn is h e d rh u g e 1 b e d ro o m , 1 bath; 2 be d ro o m , 2 bath a p a rt­ m ents. A ll b ills paid. C a b le T V , h e a te d p o o l, a n d s p a c io u s la u n d ry fa c ilitie s . Friendly, courteous m a n a g e m e n t . S t o p by today! Terrace Road A p a rtm en ts 950 S. T e rra c e TOTAL MOVE IN laaaifeaiaiiea U v ii « * '.' JE W E LK K S FROTAD ^ w w w m aesr 710 S, Hardy, Tem pe (at University) 968-0101. 966-8540 SUM MER SPECIAL! $400 O F F ! FREE UTILITIES! W a lk t o A S U . S p a c io u s 2 3 G O O D R E A S O N S T O .... S T O P L O O K IN G A N D S T A R T U V IN G outstanding 1 and 2 bedroom apts in super convenient locations!!! b e d r o o m a p a r t m e n t s , a ir c o n d i t i o n e d , fu r n i s h e d o r ^ unfurnished From $390/ B eautifu l a iiA C O Fa ir w a y s A I'A K T M IN T S .yil’ilrfrfw KIVIRRUMAPARTMENTS • QvxMoASO • Cable Ready • HNkdM . • UadqiFaciiMt • Go»On* • Pu.rLKcs .: • A SmaBendCkimt Commonwy 10M W .F M S L Tem pt 967-656» y iy L. m ^ • ------------ W a o ile r ou r ow n Room m ata R afarral B a rrica ft& ìla b ia to raaldanta who desire to live in «Jr_cgmmunjtia8_ laundry available. m onth. pool facilities area, avail­ able, FIESTA PARK APARTMENTS 1224 E A S T L E M O N 8 9 4 -2 5 3 8 Wfm, ‘ :: I 1 ||§ | I C O R N E R B R O A D W A Y & M c C L IN T O C K , T E M P E S to re H o u rs: M o n -F rig 9:30-9 S a t 9:30-6 Sün 968-9056 H i r ...........