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Frid a y, A p ril 8, 1988

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C a b ia n c a , Fees reach runoff election
, By JCIU.Y PEARCE and VICTOR BARAJAS
State P raia

A ssociated Students election officials announced
Thursday night that P atrice Cabianca and John Fees will
compete in a runoff election for the AjSASU presidency
next week after they captured the top two slots in a four­
way race.
Fees led all presidential candidates with 1,606 votes, or
43.1 percent of the total vote (3,736) cast for president,
followed by Cabianca with 1,221 votes, or 32.7 percent.
Candidates m ust have received a t least 50 percent of the
vote to avoid a runoff.
Terri Hoffman placed third with 648 votes, or 17.4
percent, and M ail: Stark finished last with 255 votes, or 6.8
percent.
Total election turnout totaled 3,981 votes, compared to
last year’s 4,077 ballots.
About 350 people crowded the MU Rendevous Lounge,
scream ing and cheering, as ASASU Elections Coordinator
Shannon Sellers announced the results.
A joyful Cabianca promised to continue the sam e
campaigning techniques that successfully launched her
into the runoff election.
“I’m very excited. I had no idea,” Cabianca said. “It’s
so unpredictable. I’m going to emphasize everything that
I’ve been doing.”
After Fees was announced the top presidential votegetter, F ees said, “I’m looking forward to next week’s
race when I’ll get a chance to talk about the issues.”
But for the tim e being, Fees said, “I’m going to
celebrate, relax, and gear up for next week.”
For the first tim e ever, a senatorial runoff election will
be held next week, in addition to the-presidential battle
and another runoff for activities vice president April 12-13.
In the activities vice president race, Todd M artensen
garnered 1,717 votes, or 49:7 percent, while Mark Collins

‘I ’m looking forward to next week’s
racé when I’ll get a chance
to talk about the issues. ’
— John Fees
cam e in second with 988 votes, or 28.6 percent — edging
out Carlton Hawkins’ 752 votes (21.8 percent) for the other
slot in the runoff,
M att Niemeyer won the executive vice presidential
race, with 2,429 votes, or 76 percent, com pare to w rite-in
candidate Jay Greenberg’s 785 votes (24 percent.)
“What a relief,” Niemeyer said after all the results
were announced. “Jay really m ade m e do my job. He kept
me honest. I feel really bad for him .”
Greenberg was gracious in defeat.
“Congratulations to my opponent,” Greenberg said.
“He ran a clean, professional race. It was a difficult
challenge to win as a w rite-in.”

In the closest executive race, campus affairs vice
president incum bent Vince Micone narrowly defeated
challenger Damon Day 1,700 (50.6 percent) to 1,663 votes
(49.4 percent).
“I’m excited and glad it’s over,” an exuberant Micone
said. “I talked to Damon, and I look forward to working
with him in the campus affairs office next year.”
Although he narrowly lost, Day was not bitter, deciding
to join Micone’s team of campus affairs workers.
Stark vowed to shake off his poor showing and run for
the presidential post again next year.
“I tried my hardest and m y best, and I wish my best to
John Fees and P atrice Cabianca,” Stark said. “It’s been a
fun tim e, and I hope for the best for everyone a t ASASU.”
While Stark offered encouragement to the presidential
runoff candidates, an emotional Hoffman cried and
declined comment after hearing the results.

‘I’m going to emphasize
everything that I ’ve been doing. ’
—

Patrice Cabianca

“It’s a pretty traum atic experience whether you win or
lose,” said John P arker, assistant elections coordinator.
Candidates alm ost had to endure a prolonged period of
anticipation due to a problem the Maricopa County
elections departm ent encountered while tabulating the
election results, P arker said.
But everything was straightened out and the results
were announced on tim e, P arker said, while not
elaborating on the nature of the problem.
Two candidates will compete for the lone rem aining
College of Public Program s senate seat in the first-ever
ASASU senatorial runoff. Mike Pressendo captured o n e.
senate seat outright with 271 votes (45.4 percent), while
Ren Springer and Todd Raish deadlocked with 172 votes
(21.8 percent) and will continue their quests for the last
ASASU senate seat.
Winners in the other senate races are:
•In the College of A rchitecture and Environm ental
Design, Dale Johnson captured 90 votes (99 percent),
while w rite-in Greg W attier received 3 votes (1 percent).
•In the College of Business, Stephanie Anderson acquired
666 votes (42.5 percent), and Todd Rubinstein received 643
votes (41.1 percent).
•In the College of Education, lone-candidate David
Auerbach captured 151 votes.
•In the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences,
Christopher Sullivan acquired 257 votes (55.3 percent),
and Yousef Hashimi received 208 votes (44.7 percent).
•In the College of Fine A rts, Stacey Vogel and Marc
Almanaz captured the two seats.
•In the College of Law, Accan Barfield acquired 69 votes
(34.7 percent), and Brenda ¡Martin received 55 votes (27.6
nftrceiit)
Turn to A SASU «tactions, page 3.

Sundl KJenstad/State Press

Patrice Cabianca receives a hug from a friend after her name
was announced as one of two candidates who will run in the
ASASU runoff elections. John Fees, who was also picked as
a run-off candidate, cheers the outcome.

Frostbite victim seeks $10 million from state agencies
By MIKE BURGESS
State Press

ASU student Jam i Goldman, who lost part
of her legs to frostbite after 10 snowbound
days in the sub-freezing tem peratures of
Arizona’s White Mountains, is asking the
state for $10 million dollars.
Goldman’s attorney, Richard P lattner,
claim s in letters to the Arizona departm ents
of transportation and public safety that his
client’s injuries were caused by their
negligence.
“We did a lot of research,” said Michael

Goldman, Jam i’s father. “It was a situation
of looking to see if possibly there was some
négligence and he (P lattner) feels like there
is.”
T he G oldm ans ex p e c t to re c e iv e
considerably less than toe $10 million, but
placed the figure that high because the law
requires th at they request a specific
amount.
M ichael Goldman said his daughter
played a key p art in deciding to ask the state
to com pensate for her injuries.
“That was the first thing she asked (when

she was rescued), ‘how come nobody was
looking for us,’ ” he said.
In P lattner’s letter, he claim s ADOT is to
blame because it was the departm ent’s
statutpry duty to m aintain the highway and
DPS should have responded sooner to the
missing persons report and coordinated a
better effort with other police agencies.
Goldman, a 19-year-old business m ajor,
an d 18-year-old Lisa Barzano of Phoenix,
became stranded Dec. 23 when they were
returning home from a Colorado ski trip.
They said they took a wrong turn on Arizona

273, a road normally closed for winter.
No claim has been filed by Barzano.
Both Goldman and Barzano suffered
. frostbite to their feet, but Goldman’s were
m ore severe.
On Jan. 25, doctors am putated Goldman’s
legs about 5 inches below the knee.
The women were found by snowmobilers
Jan. 2 near Crescent Lake, about 25 m iles
south of Springerville.
The women survived by eating m elted
snow, a cinnamon roll and a leftover bag of
peanuts.

world/nation in brief
Plane refueled after hijackers
threaten to fly it nearly empty
NICOSIA, Cyprus (AP) — Workers refueled a Kuwaiti
jetlin a: Thursday after its Arab hijackers fired a t security
guards and threatened to force the pilot to take off with
little fuel, Iran reported.
The official Islam ic Republic News Agency quoted the
hijackers as saying they would take off a t midnight (4:30
p.m . KPT) with about SO hostages but did not give a
HreHnnHnn The hour passed with no indication whether the
plane had left.
When it reported the development only two minutes
before the announced departure tim e, IRNA said, “There
are still obstacles on the runway,” placed there earlier by
airport officials to keep the je t from taking off.
As the dram a a t M ashhad Airport in northeastern Iran
stretched into its third day, the hijackers said they placed
explosives throughout the Kuwait Airways jumbo jet,
which still had 55 passengers and crew aboard, IRNA
reported.
The situation a t the airport was “out of control,”
according to the news agency, monitored in Nicosia.
The hijackers, said to num ber between five and seven,
are dem anding that Kuwait release fremi its prisons 17 proIranian extrem ists who were convicted of bombing the U.S.
and French em bassies in Kuwait in 1983.
Among the hostages on the Boeing 747 are three
m em bers of Kuwait’s royal family. One of them appealed
to Iranian authorities to provide je t fuel, IRNA said.

“We’re very tired, and our brothers (the hijackers) are
very serious in their threat to blow up the plane,” Fadel
Khaled Al-Sabah told the control tower by radio, IRNA
reported.
E arly Thursday, the hijackers released 32 people, IRNA
said. On Tuesday and Wednesday, 25 passengers were
freed.
The hijackers fired several shots out of the plane
Thursday after repeating their demand for fuel, IRNA said.
It did not mention casualties.
The plane has been at Mashhad since Tuesday, when it
landed after being commandeered en route to Kuwait from
Bangkok with 112 people aboard.

Police gear up for weekend assault
with political, community support
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Police are preparing for a
weekend w ar on violent, drug-dealing street gangs with
overwhelming support from political and community
leaders whose attention has suddenly focused on the longfestering problem.
The sweep by as many as 1,000 police officers will be the
biggest in a series of m ass patrols in gang-ridden
neighborhoods. A 13-hour sweep which ended Thursday
morning resulted in the arrest of 128 suspected gang
members.
One city councilman joined the police chief in comparing
the violence to Lebanon. Millions of dollars have been
found to hire 400 m ore police officers and pay overtim e to
those working the gang sweeps.

Noriega continues to toughen;
parties split from opposition
PANAMA CITY, Panam a (AP) — A m ajor rift appeared
Thursday in the opposition to Gen. Manuel Antonio
Noriega, who is getting tough with critics in defiance of the
U.S. ecoPnmip squeeze and a buildup of American forces in
Panam a.
Two parties split from the opposition alliance to form
their own anti-government movement. Their leaders
argued that the economic sanctions a re hurting Panam a’s
people m ore than they are dam aging Noriega and the
civilian government he controls.
Roberto Arosemena and Mauro Zuniga, leaders of the
Popular Action P arty, announced form ation of the Popular
Civic Movement in a break with the National Civic
Crusade, an alliance of about 200 organizations that has led
the 10-month-old effort to oust Noriega.
They told a news conference their movement also is
backed by the Authentic Panam anian P arty , the largest
opposition political party.
h - - .
Washington has supported the Civic Crusade in its effort
to remove Noriega as chief of the 15,000-member Defense
Forces, which include the m ilitary and police. Noriega is
under indictment in the United States on drug-trafficking
charges, which he denies.
7jmiga said the new movement rejects any U.S.
influence.

today
Meetings

Mark Pittman today from 12:30 p.m. to 1:30

Esperanto lessons Saturday from 12:30
p.m. to 2:30 p.m. in M U 213. Everyone is

p.m. in the M U Cinema.

meet tonight at 6 in Danfbrth Chapel. Geoff
Volker will talk on "H um an Suffering.”

welcome.

•MUAB

•Am erican S o ciety fo r P ersonnel
Administration will meet tonight from 6 to

Mountain Park Sunday. They will begin at
the fountain north of the M U at 9 a.m.
Cyclists of all ability levels are welcome.
F o r more information, call Jo hn at-

Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship will

8 at Shepherd’s (on Rural Road) for happy
hour.

•University Fencer’s Club will meet
tonight at 7 in the Physical Education
Building West, Room 101. Everyone is
welcome.
•Esperanto-A SU will c o n d u c t free

•Devils Cycling Club will ride to South

998-3986.

Announcements
•ASU Comedy Club will sponsor “ The
F a rce Side” com edy hour with magician

*

Film Committee will show
“ Robocop” tonight through Sunday night
at 7 and 9:30 in the MU Cinema.
•Kindle needs volunteers for the Second
Annual Kindle Olympic Gamed at Sun
Angel Track Stadium from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
on Saturday. T o volunteer, call Sam at
820-8836 or 784-0940.

•Tri-City Community Behavioral Health
Center will offer free group-counseling for

survivors of devastating losses. For more
information, call 967-8685.

FYi
Today is the last day of early
registration for the fall 1988 sem es­
ter. Schedules are available at the
following registrar sites: Business
Administration 141, Social Sciences
102, Payne Hall B-42 and Engi­
neering Center B-103.

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H eap w iH c o n te s t E le c tio n C o m m issio n d e c is io n
By VICTOR BARAJAS
State Piece

An unsuccessful senate candidate said Thursday that she
will contest th e Associated Students Election Commission
decision th at allowed three candidates to run in the election
after failing to turn in a campaign financial statem ent on
. tin*®,
Denise Heap, who would have won a senate seat in the
College of lib e ra l Arts if Will Daly bad been disqualified,
vowed to take the decision to the ASASU Supreme Court after
henring die results that placed her third behind Daly.
Heap gained 17 percent of the votes, or 279, com pared to
Daly’s 27 pérccnt, or 451 voites.
•’Was there ever any question?” Heap said im mediately
after hearing the results.
The commission found Daly, campus affairs vice president
candidate Damon Day, and Engineerings and Applied
Sciences senate candidate Christopher Sullivan guilty
Wednesday of failing to turn in cam paign spending financial
statem ents on tim e but did not disqualify them from the
senate and executive races.
Two students who avoided disqualification won senate

seats Thursday — Daly and Sullivan.
Day lost to Vince Micone for the office of campus affairs
vice president.
The three-m em ber election commission issued each
candidate 19 penalty points, one point short of the maximum
penalty and expulsion from the race, after the candidates
failed to turn in cam paign spending statem ents on tim e on
the March » deadline. Day turned in his statem ent about a
half hour late, and Daly and Sullivan turned in their
statem ents the following day.
Day and Daly, in a State Press interview M arch 31, said
they had forgotten about the deadline.
Daly, the current executive vice president, said Thursday
before the announcement of the winners that he was happy
with the decision.
“I didn’t know what to expect; I figured I had a 50-50
chance,” Daly said. “I was happy last night because it was
tough to consider getting kicked out o f the race — and not
knowing until after the election didn’t help any.”
ASASU bylaws were changed this sem ester so senate and
executive candidates did not have spending lim its on their
campaigns, but office hopefuls were still required to file

financial statem ents on tim e.
In a w ritten statem ent released Thursday, the commission
explained th at their decision was partly due to the am biguity
of the wording in the bylaws, which state that candidates
“shall” turn in financial statem ents at a specified tim e.
Commissioners decided th at the warding was “perm issive
in nature” and urged the ASASU senate to re-evaluate the
use of the term “shall.”
Adam Risch, chairm an of the commission, said Thursday
that they “decided it was our job to insure a fair election and
we wanted to make sure the punishment fit the crim e.”
Todd Muncy, a commission m ember, said the senate
should have put m ore “effort” in wording the bylaws.
“My own feeling was th at the penalties they had stated
were too harsh,” Muncy said. “What concerned m e most was
the fairness of the election.”
Micone said he was involved with wording the bylaws
during a senate committee m eeting this sem ester and felt the
wording was not permissive.
“I question whether or not the election commission did
enforce the code as it was w ritten in the com m ittee,” Micone
said. “But it’s m ore of a constitutional thing than an issue.”

library expansion, and 88.4 percent favored having the
University’s expansion policies include the preservation of
historic buildings.
Voter turnout included 12,8 percent Greeks, 65.6 percent
living off-campus and 21.6 percent living on.campus.
Speaking about the voter turnout, which was lower than
last year, P arker said, “We had a funny feeling voter turnout
would be low — it just didn’t feel right.”
Sellers reiterated P arker’s feelings. “I’m not surprised,
but I’m disappointed. We did everything we could to get the

word out,” she said.
Current ASASU President K arrin Kunasek said the voter
turnout was higher than she had orginally heard.
She attributed the low turnout to the construction on Cady
M a il and the conviction of form er Gov. Evan Mecham.
The April 12-13 runoff competition is too close to call,
Kunasek said“Next week there will be some really tough battles,” she
began. “Whoever wins will deserve it.”

A SA SU elections
Continued from pag» 1.

•In the College o f Liberal Arts, M ark Escobedo captured 454
votes (27 percent), and Will Daly received 451 votes (27
percent.)
•In the College of Social Work, B ridge» Branigan acquired 19
votes (51.4 percent), and Monica Rdm irez received 18 votes
(48.6 percent):
In regard to the questions on the ballot, 59.2 percent of the
voters did not favor destroying West Hall for the purpose of

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Buckley, Ja ckso n dem onstrate
Ed S c h u b e r t
A s s t O pinion Editor
There’s rhetoric, and then there’s rhetoric.
The word has acquired an unfortunate, negative
connotation. B ut according to W ebster’s, rhetoric is: “The
a rt of speaking or writing effectively; specif.: the study of
principles and rules of composition form ulated by critics of
ancient tim es.”
However, m ostof us associate the term with its secondary
definition: “insincere or grandiloquent.language.”
In the recent appearances on our campus of William F.
Buckley J r. and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, we wore aide to
study two of the forem ost practitioners of, respectively,
classic and contem porary rhetoric.
Jesse Jackson is; a m agician of gradiloquence. What he
lacks in reason, he m ore than m akes up for in rhym e.
The State Press reported that when Jackson uttered the
words, “We don’t need Reagan-and-Bushanomics. We need
Jackson action,” he was greeted with “ thunderous
applause.”
Would any of you who thunderously applauded that
statem ent care to explain its m eaning? What the hell is being
said? It could m ean anything. Or it could m ean nothing. But
who cares, so long as we’re having fun, right?
(And by the w ay . >> do you recall — those of you who were
a t the rally — the young lady who, in the course of

D a rrin H o s t e t le r
O pinion-Editor
On to the runoff.
The results to the Associated Students
general elections were announced Thursday
afternoon in the MU Rendezvous Lounge,
with some surprising and not so surprising
results.
Surprising: The exceptionally strong
showing to campus affairs vice presidential
hopeful Damon Day, who lost to incumbent
Vince Micone by otoy one percent to ifae
vote. '
Day, a virtual unknown, m anaged to poll
49.4 percent to Micone’s 50.6—which means
Micone cam e within 37 student votes to
being rim out to his second flow MU office.
And when one considers th a t Day
operated under a severe handicap — it was
commonly thought that his candidacy would
be declared invalid after the election
because he turned in a finance statem ent 30
m inutes late to ASASU — then his

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introducing Jackson, sajd he was the only candidate fit to be
president of “the People’s Republic of America?” Now, ,it
would be wrong to hold Jesse Jackson accountable for what
som e bimbo said on his behalf. (Still, ya gotta w onder. . . she
was probably right.)
But Jackson isn’t any worse than the average American
politician, and his Speech Tuesday night was, overall, a
pretty typical Dem ocratic stum p speech. And it’s hard to
disagree with Jackson when he says something like, “It just
m akes good judgm ent to choose prenatal care, headstart and
daycare on the frontside of life, rath er than w elfare and jail
care on the backside of life.”
Come to think of it, it’s usually hard to disagree with
anything an American politician is saying a t any given
m om ent A fter all, they’re telling us what we want to h e a r—
and woe to the candidate who talks¡about taxes o r the deficit.
The United States is a free-m arket polity as much as it is a
free-m arket economy. We. get what we want. McDonald’s
gives us obscenely greasy Q uarter Pounders because we
want obscenely greasy Quarto* Pounders. Our politicians
give us slogans and fluff because that’s what we expect of
them: We know it’s bad for us, but we want it anyway. Thus
our hedonism subverts both our diet and our democracy.
F or all these reasons, W illiam F. Buckley’s lecture
Wednesday night w as like a breath of fresh a ir— as opposed
to a blast of hot wind.
It isn’t so eiasy to agree with Buckley. In the first place, you
have to understand w hat he’s saying. That requires
concentration. His audience in the MU Arizona Rooin was
very quiet throughout most of his talk, intently absorbing his
words and ideas!
And it’s aU worth it. His voice alone — a t mice dulcet,!
refined and powerful — goes down like a shot of Jack
Daniel’s. He models what is best in the classic rhetorical

p e rfo rm a n c e b e c o m e s e v e n m o re
extraordinary. ' , " “
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Micone won, but he hardly has received a
m andate. There is apparent dissatisfaction
(1,663 votes worth) with his perform ance in
office, and it would thus be wise to him to
take a hard look a t What he hopes to
accomplish to the coming year. The student
body will be watching, and they aren’tlikely
to sim ply ignore m ism anagem ent or
an o th er y e a r of in activ ity . P erh ap s
involving p ay in the process would help to
in jeet badly needed new Mood in the cam pus
affairs departm ents.
gj
Surprising: The overwhelming support
garnered by the ballot question — Do you
think the University’s expansion policies
should indude the preservation to historic
buildings?
The student body answered this question
resoundingly, as 88 percent m arked “yes.”
Student leaders now have a d e a r indicator
to student opinion with which to confront
adm inistration expansionists. And they will
do ju st th at in the coming weeks, as ASASU
representatives m eet with the University
Design Review Board and m em bers to the
Alumni Association.
The 88 percent approval total is beyond
the m ost hopeful expectations to a ll involved
to the project to h alt unnecessary campus

tradition, which emphasizes eloquence, d o se reasoning, wit
and organization. . . - ■■
•* ■
Buckley’s organization was quite apparent. His lecture
was structured around such phrases as “lid s brings m e to
my first proposition. . . . to my next proposition . . . to toy
penultimate proposition ; a to my final proposition.
This is im portant for the audience, as it gives us a sense to
where the speaker is in Ins presentation and where he is
going Jackson, by contrast, speaks a s though his head is
cram m ed with thousands to 3-by-5 cards full to facts and
catchy phrases, which he throws out to his listeners in
random order. There is no way to know where Jackson is
during a speech, unless you look a t your w atch and think,
“My God, can this go on m uch longer?” (It can.)
And it is through the use to reason th a t Buckley can defend
the Seemingly indefensible and leave his hearers thinking,
asking themselves if perhaps he doesn’t la v e a point.
Consider his rem arks on the defense budget:
“ It is never a useless exercise from tim e to tim e to ask any
assembly: ‘Would you be willing to pay 1 percent to your total
income in return for your right to speak freely? A second
percent, for the right to elect representatives to your choice?
A third for the right to practice your religion? A fourth for
your right to own property? A fifth for due process? A sixth
for your right to go where you want to go when you Want to
go?

“Well, that percentage is about the entire cost of our
m ilitary.”
Allof this loses something in print. He w as winding into his
conclusion and had raised his voice ju st fiS c ib e l or two —
the effect to which was fascinating. And he ended mi a note
th at would scarce be considered respectable by most
practitioners to contem porary rhetoric: patriotism .

expansion a t the expense of improving the
academ ic standing to the University. It
d early shows th at the student body is ready
to go to the m at oh the issue, starting with
the destruction to West Hall, the beleagured
home to the College to Social Work that 60
percent to the student body specifically said
should not be destroyed.
N ot so surprising: The defeat of write-in
can d id ate Ja y G reenberg, who w as
steam rolled by the new executive rice
president, M att Niemeyer.
Greenberg ran a good campaign, but just
could not overcome the huge obstacle of a
write-in candidacy. Considering the fact
th at for a tim e Tuesday pencils were only
available a t some polling sites upon request,
Greenberg’s 700-plus vote total isn’t a t all
bad.
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What is bad is that students never re d ly
had a chance to get to know Greenberg and
consider him as an equal on the ballot. He is
a decent, guy with some good ideas about
student government, and be is vastly more
qualified than his opponent.
Bid even Greenberg had to adm itt, as
early as Wednesday morning, that Ids w riter
in candidacy — the first high-budget effort
to its kind — would probably turn put to be
ju st a “guinea tog” for future write-in
efforts.

The ASASU elections departm ent, led by
Shannon Sellers, did -a fin e job to running
this year’s contests, but the problem to
providing clew procedures for write-in
voting and access to w riting implements
surfaced again despite th eir best efforts.
The problem needs to be addressed by
future ASASU election organizers.
The unfortunate bottom line is that
declaring yourself a w rite-in candidate for
executive office is akin to paying several
thousand dollars for (he privilege of burling
yourself in a front to a train ; it m ay get you
noticed, but it won’t get you elected. And it
is bound to be painful.
Not so suprising: Marie S tark's public
humiliation.
Weil M ark, $3,000 plus and 6.8 percent to
the vote later it ought to have dawned on you
that the student body ju st isn’t that
concerned Shout your Him alayan Food
Fests when a Himalayan tuition hike is
looming.
*
Stark wasted a lot to good money, paper
and hot a ir on his cam paign, but be does
deserve credit for the m ost toteresting
campaign prom ise: his pledge to lobby for
the construction to a m onorail (a la
Disneyland) around campus.
Give me anM ! But not for Mark.

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Bad elements are moving into our bowling alleys
M ik e R o y k o
T rib u n e M ed ia S ervices

A few of us go bowling about once or twice
a year. It’s a good excuse to spend a
Saturday afternoon drinking beer, betting
and pretending to get exercise.
As a form er pinboy, I’ve always liked the
atm osphere of bowling alleys. There’s
something old-fashioned about them. All
those pot-gutted sportsm en slinging balls
like their grandfathers did. The handy beer
holders. And the guy behind the counter
doesn’t ask you if you prefer smoking or
non-smoking lanes.
At least I liked them until a recent
Saturday. But it’s over. I m ay have thrown
my last ball.
There we were, having a fine time, about
to bowl the all-im portant beer fram e. H arry
hefted his ball, stepped forward, took one
step and stopped so abruptly he alm ost fell
over.
Suddenly, we were hip-deep in little
m onsters.
Now, in the eyes of their mommies and
daddies, I’m sure they were sweet, lovable
little children, rath er than m onsters.

But whatever you want to call them, they
were tiny creatures, their ages ranging
from about 5 to 12. There had to be about 25
of them.
And they had suddenly come pouring into
the lane next to ours, scream ing, pushing,
jumping, waving their arm s, falling down
and spilling over into our lane.
“My God,” Joe said, alm ost swallowing
his cigar. “What the heck is this?”
I grabbed one of the little beasties by an
arm and said, “Who are you, kid, and what
are you doing crawling all over our space?”
“Birthday party, birthday party,” he
shrieked. “We’re bowling.”
W e lo o k e d a r o u n d . T h ey w e re
everywhere. And behind us, somebody had
set up a table and loaded it with soda, cake
and pizza. .
And all these tiny people were dragging
balls and shoving them into the return rack
they were to share with us.
Once again, H arry stepped up to take his
turn. Ju st as he was set to roll, a little boy
cam e strolling in front of him.
“Kid,” H arry yelled, “get out of my
w ay.”
“I’m gonna bathroom ,” the kid said.
I looked a t the ball-return rack. One little
runny nose was struggling to pick up my
ball.
Although I don’t bowl often, I have my
own ball. It has my nam e on it, and it is
drilled to my specifications. I keep it nicely

polished.
I said: “P ut that back, kid. It’s my ball.”
“OK,” he said, and dropped it on the floor.
I picked it up and felt something sticky. It
was pizza cheese. His grubby little hands
had sm eared my ball with pizza.
I dug a towel out of my bag to clean the
ball. When I went back to sit down in the
scorer’s seat, it was too late. Another little
m onster was sitting there. About 10 more
were jam m ed in next to him, pinching and
pulling h air. Another dozen w ere all
standing next to the rack, scream ing at each
other over who would throw next.
“Get out of my seat, kid,” I said.
He stared a t me. So I crossed my eyes and
growled in his face.
He burst into tears and jumped up and ran
' back to the pizza table and began talking to
one of the two adult women who were sitting
there, lodes of m otherly pride on their faces.
One gave him a pat on the head, which I
would have been glad to do with my
16-pound Brunswick.
Meanwhile, the rest of them were still
loudly arguing over who would throw first.
Finally, one kid grabbed a ball and, using
two hands, slung it down the alley. It wasn’t
a third of the way to the pins when another
kid tossed his. And that one was barely on its
way when a third ball followed it.
That m eant that when the rack came
down, the other balls hit it.

“ Look,’’.Big John said, am azem ent in his
voice. “ I’ve never seen anything like th at.”
He was referring to the fact th at the other
two balls had hit the rack, rebounded, and
w ere now rolling back up the alley.
Suddely H arry let out a shout of pain and
grabbed his foot. One of the kids had
dropped a ball on it. I told him to check his
shoe for pizza sauce.
Several of the other kids were playing
around a t the return rack.
“They can get their fingers crushed,” Big
John said.
“Ssshhhhh,” I said. “Let it be a surprise.”
We finally gave it up, changed shoes and
packed it in. It is impossible to concentrate
on picking up a 10-pin spare when, out of the
corner of your eye, you see a ball rolling
north on a southbound lane or a kid sliding in
the gutter.
And this is what is happening to bowling
alleys, which used to have the sam e
wholesome environment as pool hall and
ta v e rn s. They have becom e fam ily
recreational centers, with all the terrors
th at phrase contains.
As we left, H arry pleasantly asked one of
the women, “How’s the pizza?”
“Very good,” she said.
“Sausage and cheese?” he said.
“And mushroom,” she said.
“ You ought to try the one that has the pill
topping.”

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Petition would require majority vote for state officials

the Legislature has a backlog of 1,700 bills after the six-weekgeneral election. If no candidate had 50 percent, then a run­
lo n g impeachment trial.
.................
off election between the two top vote-getters would be held.
Smith said there have only been two state elections in the
The petition drive is in response to the 1986 general election
past 25 years that would have required a run-off election if
in which Mecham was elected in a three-way race with
Uie provision had been in the state constitution - the 1978
form er Public Schools Superintendent Carolyn W arner and
race for the attorney general’s office and the 1986
Phoenix businessman Bill Schulz.
Mecham, who was convicted by the Arizona Senate on gubernatorial election.
W arner, who attended the announcement of the drive, said
Monday in his impeachment trial, won with just 40 percent of
she favored the initiative, although it would not affect her.
the vote.
Gary Smith, publicity director for 50 Plus One and former W arner has said she will withdraw from the multi-candidate
president of the recall movement, said his group is going recall race if Gov. Rose Mofford’s name appears on the
ahead with the petition drive despite pending legislation that ballot.
“This does not affect me as an individual,” W arner said.
would accomplish the sam e goal.
“
It
affects the citizens of the state of Arizona, the future of
Smith said he doubts that the bills requiring a m ajority
vote will be enacted during this legislative session because the state.”

By VICKIE CHACHERE
State Press

PHOENIX — Members of a grass-roots effort to require
the top five state officials to be elected by a m ajority vote
launched a petition drive Thursday to place the initiative on
the November ballot.
Committee members m ust gather m ore than 130,000 valid
signatures in 90 days to have the effort, called “50 Plus One”
and headed up mostly by form er m em bers of the drive to
recall Evan Mecham, placed on the ballot. If approved by
voters in November, it would am end the Arizona
Constitution.
The amendment would require the governor, secretary of
state, attorney general, state treasurer and superintendent
of public instruction to have a t least 50 percent of the vote in a

Regents delay vote for construction of Cardinals’ lockers
By SHERI JOHNSON
State Press

The Arizona Board of Regents postponed a vote Thursday
on a resolution calling for construction of lockers a t the north
end of Sun Devil Stadium because they did not have an exact
cost.
Regent Herman Chanen questioned Victor Zafra, ASU vice
president for business affairs, on his proposal to use “fasttracking” in building the lockers. “Fast-tracking” would call

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from the government»” he said.
Shurrab said the Palestinians in the territories are in
danger because the Jew ish settlers are vowing revenge for
die stoning death of a Jew ish g$rl bn Wednesday.
Another reason his group showed the video was because
the Palestinians want the whole world to know of the
atrocities com m itted by Israel, Shurrab said.
The video says the m assacres a t the villages ofSabra and
Shatela occurred for three reasons. T he film attributed the
m assacres to American troop withdrawal two weeks prior to
the agreed timé, Arab countries not allowing Lebanon’s
Palestinian refugees to . enter and Israeli troops not
perm itting anti-Palestinian troops to enter.
Shurrab said the American people m ust understand the
Palestinian people’s predicam ent before judging them on
their terro rist actions.

By C A R » MITCHELL
State Press

The United States should cut off m onetary aid to Israel
because the Israeli people are committing “atrocities”
against Palestinians, the leader of th e ASU Committee in
Solidarity with the Palestinian Uprising said Thursday.
Omar Shurrab, a junior industrial engineering m ajor, was
speaking in the MU as p art of his organization’s presentation
of the video, “The M assacre of Sabra and Shatela.”
The video was filmed in 1962 by ABC News, Shurrab said. It
«totalis the events leading up to and through the m assacre of
a t least 800 Palestinian refugees in Lebanon.
Shurrab said his organization was showing the video as
p art of a rem em berance of another m assacre which
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begin May 2 and be completed by the end of August, to tim e
for the Cardinals’ regular season.
P itt said he was not com fortable with the proposal.
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finch Tim and Tempe Center’s R are Lkm Resale store.
•The regents voted to renew Mitchell School’s- lease
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“The $700,000 was 35 percent off,” he said. “What’s going to
happen when the $1 million will be off again?”
Zafra said there should not be a high risk factor in his
proposal.
"W e appreciate there’s some risk on using ‘fasttracking,’ ” he said. “But the risk is sm all in this type of
building.”
Chanen disagreed, saying the rising costs of the project
disprove the contention that the structure is “sim ple,” and
said he opposes the plan.
“The problem I have is with breaking precedence for the
first tim e,” he said: “I am totally opposed to ‘fast-tracking.’
. Once you get started, you can’t stop.”
Chanen said if the costs exceeded the estim ation, ASU
would have no choice but to go along with the contractor or
shut down the entire project.
Zafra said the proposed “fast-tracking” will keep the

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‘The Unbearable Lightness of Being’; erotic su cce ss

B | LAURIE SMITH
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Milan Kundera, author of “The Unbearable Lightness of
Being,” once said “the success of a book is not very
significant. There are hundreds of very poor books which are
a hundred tim es m ore succesfiil than my own.
‘‘These best sellers all function as current events. They are
quickly consumed in large quantity and quickly forgotten in
order to m ake room for another current event.” .
In the world of film th at philosophy is equally applicable.
The movie pulled from Kundera’s celebrated novel is one
that: over-steps the label of “current event” and should leave
audiences enchanted by its richness, its vitality, and its
unm istakable a r t
But are American audiences ready to accept the
complexity of its content and the lightness and playfulness of
its presentation? This is not a film th at dem ands debilitating
analysis; it does expect an intelligent and, m ore importantly,,
an appreciative audience.
It demands appreciation of beauty and of darkness, of
human desires and compulsions. It dem ands an appreciation
for the m ost erotic qualities in men and women and for the
unique expression of those qualities. Most of all, it demands
appreciation for sensative, dynam ic characters.

‘As Marcelle Clements said, ‘If I
weren’t reviewing this film, I’d be
tempted to send roses to the people
who made it.’
The film is set in Prague, Czechoslovakia, in the advent
and the afterm athof the Russian invasion of 1968, when tanks
and soldiers tram pled the beauty and freedom of the Czechs.
It is not, however a political film , but a love story revolving
around the unfailingly seductive Tomas (Daniel Day-Lewis)
and his relationships with women — many women,
specifically his wife Tereza (Juliette Binoche) and his
alluring m istress Sabina (Lena Olin).
Tomas is the dark-eyed hawk who swoops down and
captivates his prey with quiet charm and Ids tradem ark
command: “Take off your clothes.” Women obey him
without exception.
He has vowed never to get tied down by love and therefore
never spends the night with the women he sleeps with; that
would be a sign of suffocating commitment.
gfthina is the one woman who “knows him best.” That is
m ainly because she lives in the sam e, unrestrained world in
which sex is m erely an expression of fife, and commitment to
anything, people or places, a noose.
Tereza, on the other hand, is hungry for a real commitment
and although she loves Tomas, she to consistently Wounded
by his infidelity.

“ The Unbearable l i ghtness of Being.” Above, Sabina (Lena
ONn); left, Tereza (Juliette Binoche) « id Tom as (Daniel DayLewis); right, Sabina and Tomas.

The story is ra re in th at it involves three people but never
relies on the conventional love triangle for a plot. It is
original and provocative, and Tereza’s frustration with
Tomas is seen m ore as a conflict within her own personality,
never with Tomas, “l wish I could be like you,” she tells
Tomas one night when he returns from Sabina’s, “life is so
light to you.”

lightness’ author exposes
intimate sensual realities
By LAURIE SMITH
State Press

One thing striking about M ilan Kundera is that analysis
of his works is frequently m ore difficult to comprehend
than his most am bitious novels.
Something about Kundera inspires the literary critic
and even the literary fan to take on heavy politics and
profound reflection. But his a rt, though it m ingles with
. prolific them es and hidden nuances, is enjoyable and
refreshing.
■ “Few contem porary w riters have succeeded as
- Kundera has in combining a cool, elegant, form al
objectivity w ith warm , intim ate (alm ost em barrassingly
intim ate)- pictures of the im perfect .realities of adult
hive,” wrote Edmund White in The Nation.
“Kundera’s heroes m ay be Don Juans, but they are shy,
apologetic ones; his women are intensely physical beings,
but they are also as quirkily intelligent and stubbornly
independent as his m en.”

M ilan K u n d era w as b o rn in 1929 in B rno,

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Somewhere in New Mexico, out where the valleys and
mountains and the fields and forests come together in a fairy­
tale m anner, rests the uneventful town of Milagro.
This town has endured 300 years without any shake-up or
sensation. The land was plowed, seeds w ere planted, the
beans were harvested — and so it continued for three
centuries.
Then the developer cam e to town — a devil riding on a
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Czechoslovakia, and has since witnessed and w ritten
about the evils of politics and the destruction of freedom.
His first novel, “The Joke,” was a m ajor influence on
the liberation movement commonly referred to as the
Prague Spring. But his outspokeness and dedication to
w riting eventually drove him into perm anent exile in
France in 1975.
In 1979, the Czech government revoked his citizenship
when he published his controversial novel “The Book of
Laughter and Forgetting.”
In 1973, he was aw arded the P rix Medici for best foreign
novel for his “Life is Elsew here,” the story of a young
poet, which Time Magazine declared “a sly and m erciless
lampoon of revolutionary rom anticism .”
He is probably best-known, though, for the highly
acclaim ed “H ie U nbearable Lightness of Being,” a story
of powerful revelations about love, sex, invasion and
passion.
' ‘T o r me the novel is an arena in which past and present
m eet to attem pt an agreem ent on what is m an,” Kundera
said in an interview with the French newspaper L e
Monde. “The novel teaches us to comprehend other
people’s truths and the limitations of our own tru th ; it
teaches us to comprehend the world as an opportunity for
different interpretations.”

: A small town’s battle for tradition

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“ ‘The Unbearable Lightness of Being’ is an unusual and
erotic love story into which tanks intrude — but it is always a
love story,” said director Philip Kaufman (“The Right
Stuff” ). “Political events occur, but the characters are
always engaged in their searches for sex and th eir searches
for love.”
Another unusual aspect of the film is th at it doesn’t rely on
big-name stars to sell it in the theaters. “We agreed to cast
actors who w ere right for the p art rath er than depend on
nam e actors.”
Daniel Day-Lewis m ay be fam iliar to some for his role in
“A Room With a View,” but Swedish actress Lena Olin and
French actress Juliette Binoche are strangers to the
American screen. That does not m ean they don’t give
convincing perform ances.
“The Unbearable lig htness of Being” is a film th at
achieves all it intended: picturesque im agery (due to the
accomplished cinem atography of Sven Nykvist, who worked
extensively for Ingm ar B ergm an), highly developed
characters and intensely erotic scenes.
It is a film th at will m ake you feel like celebrating
afterw ard; to go out and dance and drink wine and be as
pn«»innate as Tomas, Sabina and Tereza.
It is a film that compels even the most conservative critics
to use such flam boyant words as “m asterpeice” and, as
M arcelle Clements of Prem iere Magazine said, “ If I w eren’t
reviewing this film, I’d be tem ptedto send rases to the people
who m ade it.”

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mid the trouble began.

Chick Vénnera plays Joe Mondragon, a m an so spurred by
and frustration at the lack of employment that he
decides to flood his beanfield by illegally using the w ater
intended for the development of the new resort.
Joe’s a m an who is, in his description, always “too tired,
too busy, too broke,” and he’s not really afraid of the
rffllfTrl,^nnes of his action. Mondragon has enough local
sunnort that Milagro’s Sheriff B ernabe (a brilliantly lazy and
thoughtful portrayal by Reuben Blades) is a t least a little
hesitant to arrest him.
Bernabe also adm its that he doesn’t quite understand the

Carlos Rlqusbm s s Amarante Cordova walks with M s pig,
Luptta, In Robert Radford’s “ The MDagrb Beanfield W ar."

w ater laws that apply. No one in Milagro does.
At the governor’s office, though, they understand the w ater
law s quite well. Mondragon’s w ater use threatens to stop
development, and the governor’s special task force inform s
him that the state could lose a good deal of money. The big

men want Joe stopped, and they decide to send their own cop
(cool-eyed Christopher Walken) to take care of the m atter.
The town is suddenly charged, unable to fully support Joe
and unwilling to completely bend to the wifi of the developer
and the government. At an especially explosive town
meeting, there seem s to be a defined chasm of generations :
the young and hearty who are willing to ride on a wave of the
future and the old, who want to keep the town scruffy and
historically intact.
“M ilagro” (Spanish for “m iracle” ) is a film literally full of
magic. There is a palpable force behind the sudden stirring in
the town, a spirit th at pushes the cause forward like paper in
the wind. The force is personified in the Coyote Angel
(Robert C arricart), a m etaphysical being with whom
Amarente Codova (Carlos Riquelme), the oldest m an in
town, converses.
Am arente is especially enthusiastic in the battle for
Milagro. He leaves crosses with threatening m essages for
the developer, sends him dead fish, and he’s even taken out
hisold .45—once hidden in a box of religious artifacts—just
incase.
Am arente’s support is shortly followed by a rally of the
other old m en in town. They’ve got guns, too.
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art
Rules of attraction defined by
class artwork and exhibition
By MISH TELL
State Press

V ivid im agery and personal touch
combine to m ake art displays a t The Harry
Wood Gallery something out of the ordinary.

The artists use the gallery as a m eans of
creative expression, and the students of
ASU’s gallery exhibitions class use their
personal touch to create the displays.
The set designs, assem bled by students in
the class, exhibit the projects of aspiring
graduates in the m aster of fine arts
program.
Though the class doesn’t create art as a
product itself, students quickly learn that
the way art is presented is just as
meaningful as the content alone.
“Presentation (of artwork) is extrem ely

im portant,” said Ariel Pastor, publicity
director for the gallery.
The Harry Wood Gallery, located in the
Art Building, features a new artist’s work
each week. The facilities are a m ain outlet
for a ll m aster’s degree candidates.
“What’s wonderful about the gallery is
there's something different each week to
see,” Pastor said.
The gallery exhibition class, taught by
Professor Harry Young, director of the
gallery, teaches students how to obtain the
best look when arranging art structures in a
museum setting.
“The students are involved with operating
the gallery,” Young said. “Also, setting up
and dism antling the exhibits.
Turn to Galtary, paga 12.

Milagro — ----- —
Continued from page 9.

Joe is far from being the protagonist of the film . The
ancient and m ystical Amarente and a sociology student from
New York University (Daniel Stern) form a very touching
and instructive realtionship; the student teaches Amarente
about personal stereos, and Amerente shows the student how
to pray to saints. And Ruby, the impassioned mechanic
(lovely Sonia Braga), helps attorney and small-townnewspaper publisher Bloom (John Heard) regain som e of his
lost idealism .
“Milagro” is a very sw eet film .. . . It alm ost becom es too
sw eet, too positive. Don’t take the title seriously; there is no

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Friday, April 8,1988

Shoot for 2
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A S U gym nasts se e k 2nd regional title
By GARY JACKSON
State Press

Valley wrestling club
to meet S. Korean team
Two wrestlers affiliated with A S U and
two former Sun Devil All-Americas will
be In action tonight when the Sunkist
Kids Wrestling Club will meet the South
Korean Olympic team.
The meet begins at 7:30 p.m. at
Phoenix College.
Mike Davies, who took second place
in the N C A A s, will wrestle at 198
pounds. T h e senior from Chardon, Ohio,
finished with 134 career wins to become
A S U winningest grappler.
While a Sun Devil wrestler is taking
part in the activities, a coach will also be
inaction.
Jo e Gonzales, an A S U assistant
coach, is a five-time national freestyle
champion and was ranked No. 1 in his
weight class (114.5 pounds). O n top of it
all, he was a member of the 1984
Olympic team.
The two former Sun Devils wrestling
are Eddie Urbano and Gary Bohay.
Urbano, a national champion at 150
pounds for A S U in 1985, is ranked
second at 149.5 pounds.
Bohay, a member of the Canada
Olympic team, is the top-ranked wrestler
in the world at 136.5 pounds. He placed
second in the N C A A s for the Sun Devils
in 1983.

W restling banquet set
Tickets are now on sale for the annual
A S U wrestling banquet, which will take
place May 2 at the G race Inn at
Ahwatukee.
The reception, honoring this year’s
N C A A national champions, will begin at
6 p.m. and the dinner will be served at 7
p.m.
Tickets are $25, and tables of 10 are
available. For more information, call
965-3684.

Lights finally installed
at C u b s ’ W rigley Field
C H IC A G O (AP) — There was no
thunder, no lightning, no wailing, no
kee n in g . T h e y d id n ’t p a v e over
paradise, but they did begin installing
lights Thursday at venerable Wrigley
Field.
“ It’s about time,” said Bud Hora, who
figures he’s spent 65 of his 75 years
rooting for baseball’s lightless, lovable

The ASU women’s gym nastics team is
determ ined to win its second consecutive
NCAA Midwest Regional title Saturday in
Norman, Okla., assistant coach Lisa Zeis
said.
“We’re going to go for the win,” Zeis said.
“If we beat Utah, we’ll be in for sure. We
feel we can beat Utah, but in order to do that
we have to be consistent.”
ASU is seeded No. 3 in the tournam ent,
behind No. 1 Utah and No. 2 Nebraska.
Arizona, Utah State, Oklahoma and Houston
B aptist round off the fourth through seventh
team s, respectively.
“They (the Sun Devils) know what they
have to do and they’re prepared to do it,”
Zeis said. “They don’t want to settle for just
getting into nationals.”
Each of the five regional champions
receive an autom atic bid to the NCAA
Championship m eet April 22 and 23 in Salt
Lake City.
A m ixture of the top-five home and away
scores during the season are combined with
the regional score to determ ine the ranking
of the 12 team s that will compete in
nationals.
“We’ve got to be clean and consistent at
the meet because the score counts double,”
Zeis said. “If you do really well, you can
move up a lot (in the rankings).”
There are two sections in the NCAA
Championship meet. The top-six ranked
team s compete in the later section and
generally receive higher scores, Zeis said.
“We would like to go in the second
(rotation),” Zeis said. “ I think anybody who
gets in the last rotation a t nationals has a
chance of winning.”
Sun Devil M arika LeSieur said the team is
confident about its chances of winning a
national title.
“We’re as good as anyone else in the
country,” LeSieur said. “ If you’re in the last
six, the scores are going to be even. It’s just
a m atter of who hits on that day.”
Zeis said a team score of 188 a t regionals
could put ASU among the top-six seeds in
nationals. The Sun Devils have averaged 187
points in their top five scores this season.

David M dntyra/For tha St«t* P m i

Sun Devil gymnasts Michelle Colavln and Heather Carter appear enthusiastic during the Pac-10
Championships. Third-seeded ASU will try for their second consecutive title Saturday at the
NCAA Midwestern Regional Tournament in Norman, Olda.

“All the girls are up for this meet. They
know what they have to do,” Zeis said.
“They’ve been giving 110 percent in
workouts everyday. A coach can’t ask for
anything better.”
Sun Devils Karli Urban, Molly Carpenter
and M ichelle C olavin receiv ed a ll­
conference recognition for their all-around
perform ances at the Pac-10 Championships
on March 26.
“ H eather (C arter) is back a t full
strength,” Zeis said. “She’s a good allarounder. She will be a contender up with
Karli, Molly and Michelle.”
S e n io r M ic h e le H a n ig s b e r g a n d
sophomores Colette Anderson and LeSieur
will give ASU support in specialized events,
Zeis said.
“We’ve definitely peaked a t the right
tim e,” she said. “The girls are confident.

Sun Devils anxious for rematch with USC
takes a 15-game winning streak, the longest
since 1977, against the second-place Trojans
Round two.
(26-11 overall, 9-5 Six-Pac, ranked 14th).
Having gone once around the league, the
The first meeting between these two
sixth-ranked Sun Devils open the second- team s in early March at Los Angeles
half of the Six-Pac when they play host to resulted in a Trojan sweep and a Devil
Southern California at 7 tonight at Packard
em barrassm ent.
Stadium.
It punctuated ASU’s lowest point of the
The series continues Saturday and Sunday season. After losing six conference games in
at 1 p.m.
a row, the Sun Devils left Los Angeles for
ASU (35-8 overall, 8-7 in the Six-Pac) - Hawaii. There, under the wrath of coach
By DEAN GYORGY
State Press

losers.
More than five decades after the
Cincinnati R eds played the first major
league game under the lights of nowdefunct Crosley Field, and 40 years after
the Detroit Tigers became the last team
to join baseball's fraternity of the
illuminated, the Chicago Cubs are
taking a swing at progress’ best pitch.

w e e k e n d A S U sp o rts
B A SEB A LL — The sixth-ranked Sun Devils play host to
Southern California in an important Six-Pac series at 7 p.m.
today and 1 p.m. Saturday and Sunday at Packard Stadium.
W OMEN’S

GYM NASTICS The highly-ranked A S U
women's gymnastics team com petes at the N C A A Midwest
Regional Saturday at Norman, Okla.

W OM EN'S TENNIS — The Sun Devil women’s tennis team
plays host to U C L A at 1 p.m. Saturday and Southern
California at 1 p.m. Sunday at Whiteman Tennis Center.

MEN’S TENNIS — T h e 1 0 th-rank6d Sun Devils battle
Califomia today at Berkeley, Calif., and Stanford Saturday at
Palo Alto, Calif.

TR A CK AND FIELD — Members of the A S U men’s and
women's track and field teams are competing in the Texas
Relays at Austin, Texas, and the U S C Heptathlon at Los
Angeles today and Saturday.

____________

They look more ready than they have this
year.”
Colavin said the team is not feeling too
much pressure, even though this is a crucial
meet.
“We’re just going to show the judges
we’re having a good tim e,” she said. “You
have to sm ile to help get a better score.”
LeSieur said that pressure can only lead
to being stiff and uptight. But if the Sun
Devils go in relaxed they should be able to
perform the sam e as during workouts, she
said.
“It’s better to be casual then to put so
much pressure on yourself,” she said. “If
you go in relaxed you won’t feel as
nervous.”
ASU is set to face the challenge of topseeded Utah, who should prove to be the Sun
Devils’ toughest competition, LeSieur said.

J ill L in d sa y Clarke/State P re ss

Sun Devil first baseman Steve W illis stretches for a throw during last weekend’s series sweep of
Arizona. Sixth-ranked ASU will face USC today through Sunday at Packard Stadium.

Jim Brock, ASU made changes in both
attitude and performance. The Devils have
not lost since.
“I think they (USC) will see a totally
different team when they come in here,”
pitcher Linty Ingram said. “We’re going to
be up, and we’re going to be ready for
them .”
“We are anxious for the weekend to come
so we can show them the first string,” Brock
said jokingly.
The team ASU fields may look like a
different one, but the Trojan one will not.
“We are playing one (game) good, one
bad, one so-so,” USC coach Mike Gillespie
said. “We are concerned about our lack of
. consistency.”
Gillespie called his pitching “very scary,”
because injuries have crept into the Trojan
rotation. Tonight’s starter Phil Kendall (1-2
in seven starts, 5.01 ERA) has back trouble.
Gillespie said there are a number of elbows
he is concerned about. The staff ERA is a
lofty 4.66.
“ (ASU) has obviously done a superb job in
picking themselves up and battling back
into a legitim ate contender spot,” Gillespie
said. “I wish they were playing California
this weekend.”
ASU’s pitching rotation will probably be
Bias Minor (4-1, 1.56 ERA) tonight, David
Cassidy (5-2, 3.66) Saturday, and Ingram
(11-2, 2.78) on Sunday.
Ingram ’s 11 wins tie him with Eric Stone
of Texas for the nation’s lead in victories.
Stone’s only loss was to ASU earlier this
season.
Brock is concerned with finding an
effective third sta rte r to complement
Ingram and Minor, keeping the post-season
in mind. The structure of the regional
T u rn to D e v ils, p e g s 18.

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Baseball predictions: Red Sox should take AL East
D ave H odges
S p o rts E d itor
E ditor’s note: This is the first of a four-part series
previewing each of Major League Baseball’s four divisions.
The American League West will appear in Monday’s paper.
The American League E ast — baseball’s toughest and
m ost-respected division — is alm ost impossible to predict.
Each year, a team that is expected to flounder during the
dog-days of August seemingly catches fire and outdistances
the opposition to claim the division crown.
It is a testimony to the parity th a t exists in the division. In
alm ost any given year, there is no way of knowing who will
win until October.
The sam e is true for this season.
Five team s — Boston, Toronto, New York, Detroit and
Milwaukee — all have the talent to win. Spread these team s
throughout both leagues, and they would all be at or near the

fielding to win the championship, but somehow, every year,
the Jays just can’t put it all together. Can they this year?
George Bell will definitely have something to say about it.
Last season’s MVP with 47 home runs and 134 RBI, Bell has
already started the 1988 season white hot. Bell hit three
homers on opening day and went five for five Wednesday.
Not a bad start.
Prediction: second place.
•NEW YORK — Billy M artin is managing the big, bad
Yankees — again.
......
M artin, donning the pinstripes for the fifth tim e, will try to
m anage the Yankees to their first division title since 1981.
Yes, it’s been that long.
But the Yankees, thé team money did buy, could have
secured a position among the E ast’s elite with the acquisition
of Jack Clark
Clark (35 home runs and 106 RBI on the Cardinals) will
probably love “The House That Ruth Built” — Yankee
Stadium’s short right-field fence — if he’s not injured, that is.
New York’s biggest problem is pitching. George
Steinbrenner spent most of his money on Clark but did pick
up Richard Dotson, John Candelaria and Lee Guetterm an.
But with only Rick Rhoden, Tommy John and Dave Righetti

top in every division.
And now for a closer look a t the team s:
•BOSTON — The Red Sox m ay ju st be the team to beat this
season. Red Sox fans will be trying to forget last year’s
disappointing finish in hopes of a return trip to the World
Series.
But if this team m akes it there, it will be a totally different
— and younger — cast of characters that produces the
results.
The biggest new nam e is reliever Lee Smith. Acquired
during the off-season from the Chicago Cubs, Smith could
just be that one missing link the BoSox need to win the
pennant. His 36 saves is alm ost twice as many as the Red Sox
had as an entire team last year.
The fam iliar faces are Jim Rice, who had an off-year in
1987, phenom Wade Boggs, Cy Young-winner Roger Clemens
and steady Dwight Evans.
The Sox also have great young talent. Mike Greenwell,
Sam Horn, Todd Benzinger and rookies Ellis Burks and
Brady Anderson will keep the BoSox in the running for m any
years to come.
Prediction: first place.
•TORONTO — The Blue Jays will pose a serious challenge in
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to back them up, is it enough?
•DETROIT — The Tigers are a strange
team to figure out. ,
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Even without Lance P arrish, last year’s
foam scored 896 runs, inore than anyone
else in the m ajors. This y ear D etroit will
have to go without Kirk Gibson, who had 24
home runs aw i 7# RBI.
H u d to believe these; guys won the
division last y eai and led the m ajors with 98
victories. How m any people can nam e four
players on the Tigers?
th e person that probably first comes to
mind is Alan Tram m ell. Tram m ell had a
super year last season with a .343 average,
28 homers and 106 RBI.
Then you have D arrell Evans (34 home
runs, 99 RBI) who, although over 40 now,
should have another good year — provided
he doesn’t get picked-off much.

The other players to watch inolude M att
Hokes (32 HR, 87 RBI), Ray Knight, Jack
Morris, Willie Hernandez, Walt Terrell and
an c ie n ts P ra n k T anana a n d D oyle
Alexander.
Prediction: fourth place.
•MILWAUKEE — This is another tough
team to figure o u t The Brewers are the only
team in m ajor league history to win' m ore
than 12 straight and lose 12 straight in die
sam e season, a feat they completed last
season.
Milwaukee is a team that has plenty of
potential to be a contender. The Brew Crew
has a nice blend of youth and experience,
but the consistency is missing.
This is another team with no nam es, with
the exception of Paul Molitor (.353), who hit
in 39 straight games in 1987, and Robin
Yount (.312,21 home runs, 103 RBI).
Have you heard of Dave Sveum, or can
you pronounce it? This guy h it 25 home runs
and had 95 RBI last year. How about Rob

Deer, roolde Joey M eyer, B ill 8chroeder
and B.J. Surhoff? A ll of them are
legitim ate, big-tim e ballplayers.

You null hear of diem And maybe even the
Brewers, if they don’t play like they did
early in the Cactus League.
Prediction: fifth place,
m
•CLEVELAND — H ere’s where the elite
turn into the also-rans.
R em em ber la st season when m ost
“experts” ph&ad th e Indians to finish first?
Cleveland finished last . , dead last. The
Indians had the w orst record in baseball.
Win it improve this year? It can’t get
worse.
,
Joe C arter (32 home runs, 106 RBI, 31 SB),
Brook Jacoby, Cory Synder, Julio Franco
and P a t TaMer are ju st about the only
players going for this team . Pitching? What
pitching?
Prediction: sixth place.
•BALTIMORE
It’s too bad you need
pitching to. win in the m ajor leagues,

because the Orioles don’t have any.
Mike Boddicker (10-12) is the only quality
pitcher on the staff, and relief looks bleak.
L arry Sheets, Eddie M urray, F red Lynn,
T erry Kennedy and brothers Cal and Billy
Ripken are aU Baltim ore hen, and it won’t
be enough.
Prediction: seventh place.
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L arry Nelson salvaged a 69
S TA TE PRESS
from torm enting winds and
Matthews Center
Basement
gained a share of the lead
Newsroom.........965-2292
Thursday in th e tin t round
Display A tN .......965-7572
of the M asters, played in
Classified Adv...965-6731
sw irlin g au tu m n -lik e
w e a th e r which p la y e rs
Liner Ad Rates:
called “impossible.”
15 words or less
$2.75/day, 1-4 days
Robert Wrenn, m aking his
$2.50/day, 5-9 days
firs t appearance on the
$2.40/day, 10 or more days
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15* each additional word
course, birdied the 18th hole
and tied for the top late in the
Deadline:
d a y w hen th e w in d s
Noon, one day prior to publi­
diminished — and the drill
cation
increased.
Cash»Check
Wrenn, in the next-to-last
Visa «Mastercard
group on the course, got his
(Sorry, no biding)
piece of the lead with only
Tlw S u l* Press will not accept
the third birdie of the day on
employment ad* based on rao*
the 18th bole. He rolled in an
religion or sex unless such qualifying
8-foot putt.
factors are ’ essential to' a given
“A heck of a way to end the
position.
day,” said the Wake Forest
The State Press reserves the right to
product who is in his fourth
edit or reject any ad deemed
year on the tour. “The last
objectionable________
couple of holes, I w as getting
numb out there.”
The chilly winds, more announcements
akin to a New England fall
than a Southern spring, sent • WE WANT,.__
spectators burrowing under you sold with a State Press classified ad.
w e're going to give you a free lite r ad
blankets and scurrying for And
tor your timet Stop by the Stale Pres*
w arm er clothing.
classified offices in die south entrance
And it le ft th e e lite , (room 48) of Matthews Center basement
international field of 90 tor details.
se a rc h in g fo r ad eq u ate
words of description.
“Devilish,” Ken Brown of
Scotland said.
“ Impossible,” Davis Love
III said.
“ H e a rtb re a k in g ,” Ben
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the top four m ost difficult
days I’ve seen h o e ,” said
with
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F R d Z E N FR ID A Y S
his 30th M asters. “It m ay be
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furniture for sale

910 É. Lemon. Stayìng for thè suftimer?
Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 batti', 1000 «quar»
test. 6460, m Utilities included, pool,
laundry, a tenth mila trom campus.
066-9704.
furniture!
microwave,

Swivel

Interested?

AFFO R D AB LE CONDO- 2 bedroom,
DobaotV University. POOL tennis, clubhouse. Covered parking. W ashed dryer.

tickets fo r sale

9666712.

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NEAR ASU: 3 bedroom, 1 bath, 6525; and
a 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 6375. c m Tom, ERA
Koratottof, 820-1000 or 8205031.

H AVE 1 Ftoyd ticket, 18th row. front-

center, for Monday show. Want to trade tor
SUBLET: 1 bedroom apartment JuneAugust. A ir conditioning, walking distance:

1 excellent ticket for T uesday show or
possibly seH, *100. Call 967-6004, Dave.

to ASU , 6289. 967-8062._____________

miscellaneous
for sale

SUM M ER R A TESIM bedroom In quiet,

B EER CAN «Section, 500 plus cans from

W ALK T O ASU , junior one bedroom,
$255; two bedroom, $400. Adults, no pMs.
1031 E . Lemon. 9062679,936-4364.

aduH complex near ASU . SMB area, good
management, large pad. $345lncludeeafl

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after 5:00, 585-3990. Make
______|__________

MOVING, M U ST sell golf dubs, tends
rackets, keyboard, dem o, bike, TV and
miscellaneous. CaN Jeff, 894-6818.

ly tontiahad patio home. P od, micro,
weaher/dryer, firepieca, 5 minutes to ASU.
$225 ph a utWtiaa. Idacl for grad atudent.

PROFESSIONAL PANASONIC to inch
editing equipment with20otorodmonitore.

BREAKAWAY^.«
with « 3 mo. loose

w atch es. 850-6150. 2 0 tt stu den t
discount. Mark/Pat, 921-0000, after 10

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a.m.

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TELEVISIO N , CO LO R console 25” ,,f :
excellent condition, modem style. $100,

A quiet and cosy community minutes
from A S U and downtown Tem ps.

967-65681
1065 W est 1st Street, Tem pe

• Pool

C m 254-1412.
VENDING MACHINE, M id Mbit. New on
the market, great money maker. Cm
831-6077, H no answer, leave message.
W ALL BANNERS! Decorate with U2,
ZeppHn, Dead, Martoy, many, many morel
cm 829-7476 tor g ia d free catalog!

real estate fo r sale

• Laundry Fa cility
• G as Grill g g & . f c f )
; • • C a b le Ready'
• Covered iM sisn e d Parking
• Firep laces
• Vaulted Ceilin g (2nd Floor)
open 11-5:30 M -F
10-51X1 Sat
12-4:00 Sun

Ladue

bedroom, 2 bath. As much as $20,000
bstow coat. Why rant? H ave your parent«

M AN AG EM EN T, INC.

$1500 DOWN. Btoycto 10 ASU . Small
house, yard, 4 bedroom, 1 bath. BIN
Tonnesen, 966,1967.

p lay o ff w ould m a k e i t
A S T E A L 63000 down. Assum e nodifficult to get by without 1970 M ER CED ES Benz. White, runs qualifying loan. Papago Park. Upper
great/ looks great. Must sell. $3700/ offer.
another confident hurler.
condo. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, vaulted calling.
The problem, Brock says, S94*0497^ ': '^
''
■' OwnsrfagenL Cm Charttal Realty Execu­
is that from now on the 1974 V O L K S W A G E N B u g . G ro at tives, 996-9910 or 948-8871.________ _
Devils play basically only condition, new Interior, AM/FM stereo ASU STUD EN TS: Why pay re d when you
weekend conference series. cassette, good tires. Call 968-6436 can own for leas? 3 bedroom townhome in
Papago Park Villages far aala, lease, tease
There are no innings he can evenings.
option, or lease purchase. Contact Jim
afford to give to an unproven GOVERNM ENT SIEZED autos. $560plus. . Pieros, 957-6183 or 967-9830. Ruse Lyon
IRS sales, drug raids, surplus, a# makes.
Realty.___________________________
pitcher.
For safe information, 1-518-459-3734, ext.
The junior varsity team , J-203,24 hours.
CO M PACT, W B X Planned. Large patio,
which has been an outlet for
community pool. AN appliances. $2,000
VOLKSW
AGEN
CO
N
VERTIBLE
1969.
these seldom-used pitchers,
down, $30,000 mortgage. Must be retop, tires, engine, many extras,
finanoed. (505)962-0714, 996-0360.
has come to the end of its New
reupholstered, no rust CaN 990-0652.
season, compounding the
G AR AG E WITH luxury oondo in Tampe.
Exquisite 2 bedroom. No qualifying low
dilem ma.
Internet rate- Owner translenedi Why
tracks fo r sale
“ I ’m extrem ely happy
rent? $68,000. Ptoaae cm Melinda tor
with the pitching overall,”
additional information, 838-7428; Trade
1879 DATSUN pick-up. Vary good condi­
Brock said. “I’m concerned tion, good Brno, «torso, no ruat, Arizona Winds R ed ly, 820-3333. ___________
now about keeping people truck. 61500/ nagodabto. 9960662LUXURY 2 bedroom condo at Queet Vida.
com petitively sharp.”
$69,900 no quaNtying. Low down. Call
The USC offense m ust face
R' t% k H a y v o g d R e a l t y ,
m otorcycles for sale 631-020019666194.______
__________
a n ASU s t a f f w ith an
im pressive ERA of 3.27.
I960 YAMAHA 650.
LUXURY CONDO’S. Walk to Pboanik
“W e.can send a pretty condition, low
Cardinals games or to claaaaa at ASU.
Leasing available. Low down payment. No
good offensive lineup out
qualifying. Financing. Lois of extras.
there for a college baseball
Hurtyl Only a tow toft. CaN Craig at Merrill
team ,” Gillespie said. “But good (tool. Tranatering,
Lynch Realty, 602-461-6200.__________
;
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y ,1
the tru th is, Minor and 921-7336.
Ingram are both capable of 1998 HONDA Hurricane 900. Biack/gray, MODERN DECO RATED 2 bedroom, 1
Fireplace, pNnds, ceramic tile, ced­
m aking good hitters look exceitonl condition, vary low mile«. 63600. bath,
ing tana, newly remodeled. Redwood deck
Cad
784-0287.
__________ _
below average.”
with gazebo. Bike to ASUI Aakjng 965,000
The Devils rem em ber the G R EA T 260 Elite- Perfect running condi­ by owner, 894-5123.
early M arch weekend in Los tion.' Looka great, must sell, graduating. NEAR ASU . 4 bedroom, 2 bath, trMevel,
921-1821 or 968-7702.
Angeles all too well.
excellent condition. 1732 East La JoNa,
Tampa. $78,000 non-aaaumabte mort“ W e’re going fo r th e
gape. 907-3666.
_________ ___
sweep,” left fielder Ricky bicycles for sale
C an d elari sa id . “ We’re
NO QUALIFYING-1,2,3 bedrooom condos
and lownhouses. Papago Park ViNage
going for the whole deal.”
12-SPEED M O TO BECAN E bike. Rad
Admission to the gam es is mbdy franto. Vary light. Exceitonl condi- from $58,000- 162,000. Bob BuNock,
free with a validated ASU tion. 6360 new, 6100; 968-2064._______ Ready Executives, 996-2992.______
ID. The Packard Stadium SCHWINN CONTINENTAL, mans black OWNER: TW O bedroom house. One mile
jticket office opens an hour 26” ten-apaed Good condition, must ask. ASU. Assumable FHA. Excellent condi­
tion. Fenced yard. 662K. 8296264.
and a half before each game. Asking $100. CHI 784-9684.

.

STUDIO AVAILABLE. Your own kitchen,
bath, etc- Quarter mNe from ASU. $295.
Kevin, 921*1111.

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CO U N SELO R S FOR boys camp to Maine.

preferied. >'W rite' 'Camp- Cedar,
Beacon Street, Brookline, R A 06146 dr
C«N (617)277-8060.
_____________
D O YO U play piano, keyboards dr guitar?
We’re looking for an Intelligent, ambitious
professional to enter our safe« training
program. Our music company is cetobratIng Its 56th year In thaValtoy, and the East
aide is growing fasti w e darn our money
and have fun doing N. CaN 844-7612 or
8334067 and aak tor Kan.____________
EARN M ONEY white, toeing ugly M l Join
my new diet program **tor free’ * and be
paid $50 tor eve# 16 pounds weight you
tea«. 947-1964,0ex.
EXCEPTIONAL SUM M ER opportunity. Be
a counselor at Camp W ayne to North East
Pennsylvania. Warm, Tun family atmo­
sphere. Specialists needed to sN sports,
waterfront, camping, computer«, arts.
Campus interviews arranged. -Wrtie 570
Broadw ay,Lynbraok.New Vork 1156$, or

a month. First donation in a cdtemtar week
$10* second donation to «am* calendar
week *20 (Monday-Saturday). Nsw donors
reosiv* $6 bonus on tin t donation with tide
ad. Unlvsrslty Plasma Center, Associated
Bioscience ofTam pe Inc., 1015 S. Rural
R d., Tempe, A Z . 9566130. Effective until
turther notice._______

ALASKA SUM M ER employment- fishe­
ries. Earn 6 8 0 0 plus/waek In cannery,
$8000412,000 phis tor two months on
Halting vessel. Over 8000 opening«. No
experience necessary, m ale or tomato.
For 52 page emptoyment booklet, send
$6.96 to M&L Research, Box 84008,
Seattle, Washington 96124, 30 day,

1 QQW

921-2597.'

EXTR A IriONEY is nice, but you can help
people too! Donate plasma for up to $120

W ALL BANNERS- Make extram oney
seNing these huge, quality tapestries to
your frtonds on your doim floor-So assy to
seti It’s n d funny. Free catalog, 8267478.

u n co n d itio n a l
guarantee.

CO LLEG E STUD EN TS part-time. Wa
need 6 enthusiastic college students to
work 4-9 Monday-Thursday, 104 Satur­
day. 86 hourly phn bonuses. CaN Mr. Rod,

. csft 815-599-4562.____________

busineaa
opporfunitica

m oney

b ack

APPLICATIONS AR E new being accepted
st The Pasta Plus, 5136 South Rural,
Tampe.

$100, DOWN. A Papago Park Village I and
It condos tor sale. Buy either condo, 2

1216 E- Apache • 968-2446

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SH AR E TOW NHOUSE. Nursing student
■ as aide for semi-invalid' tomato, tor free
sharing d townhouse, 3 air 4 miles from
ASU . Laundry facNitiss, dishwasher,
microwave, Olym pic size pod. Share as
own horns, cooking. Me. Everything paid
except; Own food and telephone bNto.
Refrigerated coding. Room with large
desk and bookcase. Soma housacleaning
duties, Shopping and light physical aastotance. Reasonable schedules can be
worked out. Contact Joy Bickford,
>*61273 between 1-6 p.m .
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Cloee to ASU , 897-0706.

RO LEX, GUCCI, Piget. Perfectly imitated

481-8097, afternoons

CALCULU S TU TO R deeded, tint summer
session, top ddlar. 9569657, leave

Opantoga in meet actiidtiee( WSI, tennis,
b e sk stb slIV e tc .) U p p e rcla ssm e n

NON-SMOKING FEM ALE to share partial­

WHY REN T? Own a 3 bedroom mobile
home for approximately $380fmonth.

to inch Beta, cameras, 941-9049.

899-2099

Chuck, 921-323$.________

uBNttea. 7 month leaae. 967-6620.

all over.

921-7107;

n ic e HOUSE, 3 bedroom, 2 both, washer/
dryer, micro, poOL MIN/Southem. $270.

CONDO FO R tent dose to ASU. 2 \
bedroom, 2 bath lumiahad Commons on
Lem on. Rent directly from owner.

Kentucky Derby. Also paying $1000 for
rtohta to aood Cardinals tickets. th e

CaN

(work), Aak for Lori.

BEAUTIFUL NEW larga 1 and two
bedrooms, w alkto ASU , pool, laundry, otto
block aouth of University on 8th Street and
Gary. Ask sbout move-in spedato.

Buy/SeN Pink Floyd, Dana Carvey, David
CapperttaM. Nìcol and the Gang, Jay Leno,
Rat Pack, . A S U footbaS and Phoenix
Cardinals. National Events: Greatful
Dead, Springsteen, Jackson, Indi 300,

quality with you, Cali the Papago expertRiCk, 392-5500.____________ ,
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autos for sale

N EED A piece to Nve? I have a room to
share in a two bedroom,-Iwp bath condo
Ito miles born campus. Newly furnished
and decorated, Has all the arnenltiee.
$185/month summer. *200/month fall.

>440,636-7286. __________■________'

otter.

help wanted

Apartment* for rent 1 rental sharing

EXTR A M ONEY to your sp a te time.
Represent a nationwide maN order
com pany aeNng consumer electronic
products and other hi-tech merchandise
tor high commissions. Salas kits and
brochures auppHad. For Information caN
John, 9474121.
FU LL AND part-time desk darks needed.
Full-time position includes 2 nights night
audit and 3 morning shifts. Part-time shift
wHI be 2 4 4 2 hours. Positions immediately
avaNabte. Apply to parson at Quality Inn,
F ig and EMott Road.

APPOINTMENT 8ETTING. Top dollar/
evenings only. Pleasant McCorm ick
Ranch aetttog. CaN ENen or Mkch,
9962845.
_______ '

G R EAT OPPORTUNITY. Sale« and mark­
eting assistant tor-«.new home buNdar.
Typing required. $6.50/bour. Flexible
hours. CaN Monday, W ednesday or Friday

BARTENDER/ GRILL Cock. SmaN neigh­
borhood Tempe aporto bar. $8-12/hour,
24-32 hours/ tseek. Sports knesrtogs and
available this summer. Appiy Woodshad t,
MW snd Baseline, slier 5 p.m.

304..

CAM P STAFF: Counaetors, WSI, 7 4
weeks. Salary plus room and board.
Prescott, Payson. Salary only. Phoenix
GW Scout«, 2534359.

LIVE-IN/ UVE-OUT nannies- ParW m c.
full-time babysitters wanted. Own trans­

CA R EER S IN data processing. From entry
level to highly technical, to the state of
California. Write to us to receive more
information and your free copy. 2404 E.
Nutwood A v e .,C 3 2 , Fullerton, CA 92631.

NANNIES $126$40Q/ week. 100’s Of
positions available nationwide with loving
families, local support, excekenl benefits,
airfare paid. National Nannynetwork. CaN
local recruiter Melinda Barney, 835-5820.

between 4-3610:30 a .n v 9564100, ext.

homes for rent
LUXURY TOW NHOU8ES. 3 bedroom, 2
bath, furnished or unfurnished, all
appliances. it e miles ASU . P o d and
tennis. Available May 14th. $5866595.
CaN Judy L or Ruth, 831-1300; 7561146,
even i n g « . _______________, Q UARTER MILE from ASU. Ct«sn aid!
comfortable 4 bedroom, 2 bath. $695.
Kevin, 921-1111.

________

R ENTAL INFORMATION for houses,
townhomas, condos. CaN Rick at Haywood
Realty, 831-020019866194.

rental sharing
$210 PLU S 16 SR P for own room to 3
bedroom, 2 bath condo, one mile from
ASU. Famato, nonamoker wanted. Avail­
able May 18th. Leave message, 967-6874.

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LEASING CO N SULTAN T part-time. Must
have either sales or toaatog wqMripnce.
275-7997, ENen.

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portation. Oyer 19. CaN Frtonds POrover,
4361099.

P H O T O G R A P H IC
-B U S I N E S S C A R D S
Choose your lim e to p ro fit w ith the
freedom o f your business!
Contact: CLASSIC CAW> CO M PAN Y
P.O .Box 5229
Lakeport. NH 03246
or call 603-528-1586-

Clothing Store - Temp«

W ould lik e to add to his
team - g irls with energy tor
sellin g o r modeling.
C a ll 967-1017
310 S. M ill
Hayden Square .4

2 BEOROOM condo on Dobson. 8175 plus
to utilities. Mato/tomato, smoking okaymust bd animal lover,, grad student
preferred. 9665160.
’
50 FE E T from ASUI Clean and, private
room avaUabto: $106. Kevin. 9 2 1 - illl.

T H E C O M P E im O M
FOR

F E M A L E R O O M M A TE8 needed.
$212/month. 9667724. Summer/Fall
semester.
FEM ALE ROOM MATE, nonemoker, no
pets, to short 2 bedroom house at Pdnte
South Mountain. Cali 438-8010 after 8
p.m

3

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FEM ALE ROOM M ATE wanted to share
master bedroom to fully furnished oondo
a l Papago II. Wondy/MIchoNo, 921-1923,
FEM ALE ROOM MATE wanted tor condo
at Papago Park 1. $250 plus 16 utilities,
own roorn. CaN 921-4067.
GRAD STUD EN T preferably, to share
large 4. bedroom Tempe home, built-in
pool, microwave oven, satellite dish and
fireplace. Musi be neat and responsible.
CaN 8360065 before 2:30 p.m.
M ALE, FEM ALE or 2 females wanted to
share beautiful 4 bedroom, 3 bath home in
the Lake«. Pool plus extras. $3(J0/month.
Call Eric, 831-5105.

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MOOELS/TALENT:

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ends! C a l the talent scout* at Tondu
Studio*. 264-3630.___________ ■

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NATIONAL M ARKET research company
with Phoenix location is hiring homo
economics and social sdene* majors.
Part-time work available while Aniehlng
school, with full-time opportunities altar
g ra d u a tio n . C a lf 2 6 5 -2 8 9 0 fo r
appointment. Paydepends on experience.
PART-TIME

SALES-

Selling

Services,

dental and legal plans, S a l at your
convenience . 990-7901 *
PART-TIME DELIVERY driver, 4-10 p.m.
Must use own car. Apply In parson, Tony .
Romas Mesa.
,
v
'>
PART-TIME Receptionist/ Cashier posi­
tion open. Must be neat, pstsonahta, and
dependable. Apply In parson: Scottsdale
Hyundai, 682S E. McDowell.
PIZZA MAKER wanted. Salary depends
on experience. Hour* are 4-10 p.m.
694-6329.,

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Friday, Apt* & 1988

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PRIVATE ROOM , m eals, $500-$800
monthly salary for before and after school

instruction

personals

N EED ED . UPPER division English major
to help with research paper. Win pay top
dollar. Desperate. Eileen, 957-5482.
N EED H ELP in CHM 101. Pleas* call
Heidi or Michtate, 987-5601.
WISDOM CIRCLE-Occult training with 9th
degree matter teacher. 9716850. Satur­
day evenings, o lf campus.

personals

CO LETTE: HAPPY Blrthdayl Watolf out
for those full moonel That's amore.,.1 DH
end bongo-wicky, wicky, wickyl I can't
rd atel Have a greet dayf Love -h- friend­
ship! Eggol
DOUQ SACHS: Number 1 tennis playermissed you this weekend wh«e on East
Coast. A tan.

jewelry

DWAYNE: H O T lovin' and hot tubbln’ on
Saturday night at KD Emerald BalH I love
youl Jacque.

CASH FO R o dd end diamonds. Miti
Avenue Jewelers, 414 8: MW. Buke 104,
Taropé. 9666967.

ERIK KULVINSKAS: Have a ttappy Birttv
day .tomorrow. Lisa and I wW toast to R In
Tucson! Love ye, Christy.

free lost/found

G USH Y SAY8: A s of Saturday, April 9th,
ati frogs will turn to Princes!

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