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Friday, March 4,1988

Tampa. Arizona

Official claims
threat against
Carlson serious
By VICKIE CHACHERE and BOB HEILER
State Press
PH O EN IX — Department o f Public Safety Lt, Col. James
Chilcoat, who supervised impeached Gov. Evan Mecham’S
security team, said the DPS did not o ffer Donna Carlson
protection from alleged threats on her life although the
executive security detail believed the threats to be serious.
Chilcoat, an assistant deputy director fo r DPS, said he
believed the attorney general’s office would notify Carlson
and provide the needed protection, although D P$ has been
responsible fo r protection o f state witnesses in om er cases.
“ I f they had needed assistance at this tim e, w e would have
been glad to watch anybody or protect anybody they
wanted,” said Chilcoat, a 28-year veteran o f DPS.
—
-Mecham, who has not attended any o f the sessions and said
he w ill stay away until he is called to testify, is standing tria l
on charges that he tried to interfere with Attorney General
B<d> Corbin’s investigation o f the alleged death threat. He
also faces charges that he im properly borrowed $80,000 from
a state fund to help his financially ailing car dealership and
tried to hide a $350,000 campaign loan from a Tem pe
developer.
Also Thursday, the Senate refused to allow a 96-page
deposition from two form er DPS em ployees that charges
DPS D irector Ralph M ilstead with sexual misconduct,
issuing death threats, im proper handling o f a state expense
account and misuse o f state vehicles. Mecham defense
attorneys had obtained the deposition in hopes of using it to
discredit Milstead.
The obstruction o f justice charge against Mecham steins
from a Nov. 15, 1887 telephone conversation he had with
M ilstead regarding Corbin's investigation o f the alleged
death throat M ii^anrf hmHfiari A irin g
hearings in the House o f Representatives that Mecham told
him not to cooperate with Corbin because “ the attorney
general is out to get m e and I don't want you to help him .”
The Senate voted 21-8to forbid the document from being
enteredas evidence. The deposition w ill be turned over to the
Maricopa County Attorney's office fo r an investigation.
M ilstead has ra iled the charges in th e deposition
“ ridiculous.”
“ Clearly the introduction of, this evidence would m ake

...........
Meclwin defense lawyers Fred Craft, left, and Jerrto Leonard confer on a legal point during the Arizona Senate Impeachment trial tor
Go*-Evan Mecham.
these proceedings m ore sensational and titillatin g,” said O fficer Frank X . Gordon ordered the depositions collected,
Tucson Sen. Greg Lunn, a Republican.
sealed and the distributed to senators fo r review Wednesday.
“ I don’t believe the entire life o f D irector M ilstead is on
Tucson Republican Sen. John Mawhinney, in reacting to
tria l,” Lunn added. “ The character and actions of Governor the deposition, said, “ W e have already done m ore fo r Ralph
Mecham are on tria l.”
M ilstead’s sex life than a centerfold in Cosmopolitan
M ilstead is considered the prosecution's strongest witness
(m agazin e).”
in the obstruction o f justice charge. The deposition had been
Chilcoat was the third witness to testify on the handling of
inadvertently delivered to senators Monday, but Presiding
Tumto Tru, page e.

Budweiser says it never committed to Springfest
By SCOTT LUCK
State Press
Hensley and Co. representatives said
Thursday that organizers of the upcoming
98-KUPD-Associated Students’ Springiest
must have had communication problems to
believe Budweiser would sponsor the event.
Hensley is the local distributor fo r
Budweiser.
“ W e n e v e r c o m m itte d to th a t
s p o n s o r s h ip ,” H e n s le y c o r p o r a te
community m anager Doug Yonko said. “ I
think there was a communication problem
with the organizers o f Springiest.”
ASU’s first Springfest — a carniyal with
rides and live entertainment — is scheduled
to take place from A pril 15-17 a t?Tem pe
Diablo Stadium.. It w ill be sponsored by
ASASU and KU PD radio station.
ASASU special events director Nick Spino
Pflid the carnival w ill proceed as planned
and should be successful.
A S A S U e x e c u tiv e s had id e n tifie d
Budweiser as a prim ary sponsor o f the
carnival. However, the beer company w ill
not be a sponsor, Yonko and Hensley
»»«la ten t vice president John Vandevier

inside

Fees denies carnival allegations
Associated Students A ctivities V ice
President John Fees denied allegations
Thursday that be has exploited his
involvem ent in an upcoming spring
carnival to garner media attention in his
bid fo r the ASASU presidency.

John V a n d e v ie r, a ssista n t v ic e
president o f Hensley and Co., a local
B u dw eiser d istrib u tor and fo rm er
potential Springfest sponsor, said ASASU
Special Events D irector Nick Spino
inform ed him that Fees was “ using that
(Springfest) as a platform fo r next
year’s elections,”
Spino confirm ed that he m ade a
statement sim ilar to what Vandevier
relayed. Spino added, “ It’s* helpful for

‘ ‘What Springfest is to m y campaign is
an illustration o f m y record in trying to
be responsible to students’ needs,” Fees
said. Fees has picked up a petition to run
fo r the ASASU presidency.

Turn to S pon sor, p a g * 7.

Spino said the event’s consultant, Patrick
and Associates, a Phoenix firm that
coordinates festivals, had inform ed ASASU
that Budweiser had verbally agreed to be a
sponsor fo r the event. However, Brad
P a trick , president o f the firm , and
Vandevier said no agreem ent ever was
8igmd.
Spino referred a ll inquiries concerning
future sponsors and the mix-up concerning

Budweiser’s involvem ent to Patrick and
Associates.
Patrick said Thursday that his company
inform ed Spino that Budweiser was a
“ potential sponsor.”
“ 1 think there was a real key word
missing (in ASASU’s interpretation of the
sponsorship), and that was ‘potential,’ ”
Patrick said.
A lth o u g h A S A S U e x e c u tiv e s had

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lostfy sunny and warm today with a
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Anton Wilson will explore the
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expressed concern about alcohol being
served at the festival, Spino said he has not
re c e iv e d any co m p la in ts about the
ASASU/alcohol question. “ I haven’t had one
call from a student or adm inistrator,” Spino
said.
Patrick and Spino agreed that everyone
seems to be missing the point o f the
carnival. He said the event’s prim ary
purpose is to benefit the Multiple Sclerosis
Society, not serve as a “ beer bash” for
students.
Spino said the opportunity fo r campus
organizations to ra is e ‘ money is the most
im p o rta n t a s p e c t fro m an A S A S U
viewpoint.
Although this is the first year fo r the
carnival, Yonko said Hensley gets proposals
fo r event sponsorships a ll of the tim e. “ It ’s
rare that w e get someone who thinks w e’re
comm itted when w e haven’t made an
agreem ent,” he added.
Patrick said that besides Budweiser, two
other beer companies, M iller and Coots,
w ere asked to sponsor the festival. He said
negotiations are continuing with Coors, but
M iller turned the o ffer down.
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world/nation in b rief
N A TO allies plan to d e te r w ar;
m odernize n u clear w eapons
BRUSSELS, Belgium (A P ) — NATO leaders pledged
Thursday to modernize nuclear weapons in Europe to deter
w ar and intim idation, glossing over a dispute that had
threatened to m ar solidarity at the first alliance summit in
six years.
Summing up two days o f talks by leaders o f the
16-member organization, President Reagan said, “ The
state o f the alliance is excellent. W e’re strong, w e’re
united, w e’re prosperous and w e’re free.”

“All of us understand the absolute necessity of
maintaining the credibility of our deterrent,” he said,
underscoring NATO’s commitment to keep nuclear
weapons in Europe.
“We will never trade that credibility away at the
negotiating table and we won’t give it away through
neglect,” Reagan said.
W ith the exception of a b rief opening session, the summit
was held behind closed doors at NATO ’s heavily guarded
headquarters.
As intended, the m eeting closed with proclamations of
western unity intended to strengthen Reagan’s hand in
arms-control negotiations with the Soviet Union.
Reagan said, “ The alliance has agreed on its arms

K idnappers fre e W est G erm an,
S h iite group claim s responsibility

control priorities and is ready to get down to business.
NATO fu lly supports m y effort to negotiate deep reductions
in strategic weapons.”
In a minor embarrassment about two hours after the
sum m it’ s close, Reagan told reporters he had not seen the
final communique from the meeting.
However, White House Chief o f Staff Howard Baker
quickly interjected, “ No. We saw it last night. No
problems, and it's very good.”

DAMASCUS, Syria (A P ) — West German hostage Ralph
Rudolf Schray was freed by his pro-Iranian Shiite Moslem
kidnappers in Beirut today and turned over to the West
German embassy in Damascus, officials said.
An embassy em ployee in Damascus, who spoke on
condition o f anonymity, said he saw Schray being escorted
into the embassy at around noon. The 30-year-old industrial
engineer, who was kidnapped Jan. 27, was released before
dawn.
A m ilita ry source at the Syrian command in Beirut, also
speaking on condition of anonymity, told the Associated
Press that Schray was driven to the Syrian capital, 56
m iles « is t of Beirut, under heavy Syrian escort.

House approves Contra, victim aid;
Reagan says package too weak
WASHINGTON (A P ) — The House voted narrowly
Thursday fo r a $30 m illion Dem ocratic package of
“ humanitarian” aid fo r the Contra rebels and young
victim s of Nicaragua’s civil w ar despite President
Reagan’s warning that it was too weak to keep the Contras
intact as a fighting force.
The lawmakers voted 213-210 to adopt the Dem ocratic aid
package, which still faced a final vote before being
form ally passed and sent to the Senate.-H ie outcome of
that vote remained in doubt
The package was a delicate compromise crafted in weeks
o f negotiations among a Inroad range of liberal and
conservative House Democrats.

In a statement issued in Bonn, Foreign M inister HansDietrich Genscher thanked the Syrian governm ent for its
help A m inistry statement said Schray was in good
physical condition.
Schray, a Lebanese-born West German, was seized in
Moslem west Beirut. A Shiite faction, H oly W arriors for
Freedom, on Wednesday claim ed responsibility for his
abduction.

today
Meetings
•ASU Comedy Club meets today from
12:30 to 1:30 p.m. in the MU Cimema.
•Young Americans for Freedom, ASU
Chapter meets today from 12:40 to 2 p.m.
in the MU Pinal Room.
•Friday Fix meets today at 1:30 p.m. on
the gazebo behind the University Archives;

•ASU Center for Asian Studies and the
Department of Foreign Languages meet
today from 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. in MU 219.

•AIESEC meets today a t4 p.m. in MU 212.,

12:30 to 2:30 p.m. in MU 211

Announcements

•African Students’ Association meets
Saturday at 3 p.m. in the MU Coconino
Room.„

•Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity will have a car
wash Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at
Carl’s Junior at the Cornerstone Mall.

Hall

•MUAB Film Committee will show “Attack
of the Killer Tomatoes” tonight through
Sunday at 7 and 9:30 p.m.

•ASU Baha’f Club meets tonight at 5 p.m.
in MU 217. / ;

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Friday, March 4,1988

Mofford given favorable rating
by 57 percent in Phoenix poll
By VICKIE CHACHERE
State Press
Acting Gov. Rose M offord has been given
favorable ratings by 57 percent o f both
Dem ocrats and Republicans in Maricopa
County, according to a poll released
Thursday.
H ie poll, conducted by Phoenix-based
Behavior Research Center, also said that
im peached Gov. E van Mecham’s job
perform ance ratings have hit an all-tim e
low, with just 13 percent o f those polled
saying he is doing a good job.
M offord, a Dem ocrat who served as
secretary o f state before asaum ing the
governor’s job when the Arizona House o f
Representatives impeached Mechara on
Feb. 5, was given excellent or good ratings
by 67 percent o f the Dem ocrats and 62
percent o f the Republicans who made up the
600 heads o f household polled.
The poll was conducted by telephone
between Feb. 19 and 24. The poll has a 4
percent m argin o f error.
M offord found her greatest support
among liberals, where 68 percent gave her
good ratings, w hile 56 percent o f the
con servatives and 47 percent o f the
moderates said they w ere pleased with her
handling o f (he office.
Just 4 percent o f those polled gave
M offord poor ratings. H er lowest ratings
com e from Mormons, w ith 38 percent o f the
voters o f that religion givin g her a fa ir
rating.
Mecham, who is a Mormon, found his
strongest support among Mormons, with 31
percent giving him favorable ratings.
Mecham received his lowest rating from
libera^» with just 4 percent supporting him,
w hile 21 percent of the retirees polled said
they w ere pleased with his perform ance
d a rin g the 13 m onths the G len dale
Republican was in office.
E a rl de Berge, director o f the Behavior
Research Center, said Mecham’s ratings
are the lowest ratings fo r any Arizona

governor, Dem ocrat or Republican, in the 25
years his organization has been conducting
polte in Arizona.
Mecham is facing a Senate impeachment
trial, a March 22 crim inal trial on charges
that he tried to hide a 3350,000 campaign
loan and a M ay 17 recall election.
F o u r m e m b e r s o f th e A r iz o n a
con gression al d elegation and fo rm er
A rizo n a Sen. B a rry G o ld w ater, the
patriarch o f the Arizona Republican party,
have called fo r his resignation.
In a separate Behavior Research Poll,
Dem ocrat Carolyn W arner, who lost to
Mecham in the Novem ber 1986 general
election, only commands a sm all part o f the
vote in three test re c a ll elections conducted
by the firm .
Should a recall election be held between
fram er Arizona Congressman John Rhodes,
a R epublican» M offord , W arner and
Mecham, M offord would win and W arner
would finish third with 16 percent o f the
vote, the poll said.
Rhodes would likely win that election with
39 percent o f the vote, the poll o f 445
M aricopa County voters concludes.
Should the election be between M offord,
W arner and Mecham, M offord would win
with 49 percent, while W arner would finish
second with 22 percent and Mecham would
be at third with 18 percent o f the vote.
But in both polls, the uncommitted vote
totals m ore than 10 percent.
De B erge said M offord proves to be the
strongest o f the candidates, as she wins in
two o f the three test elections conducted. He
said W arner’s support is slipping because
.her voter base — younger voters, new
residents^ m in orities and b lu e-collar
w orkers^- do not turn out in large numbers.
H e added that Mecham’s potential fo r reelection should not be underestimated
because his greatest voter support cranes
from conservative and older voters who
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Now is not the time to lower education standards

ASU has taken another step toward m ediocrity instead of
toward o f academ ic excellence.
This tim e it is the College o f Education that is
compromising its quest fo r achievem ent by supporting a
piece o f legislation that would lower admission standards.
House BUI 2285, which was approved by the Arizona House
Education Committee last week, would require education
college applicants to pass only one section of the required
Pre-Professional Skills Test. Currently applicants must pass
a ll three sections o f the test— math, gram m ar and w riting —
to be admitted to the coUege.
I f the b ill passes the; fu ll House and Senate, students
passing only one section o f the test and fallin g within one
standard deviation — only slightly below passing level — in
the other two sections w ill be admitted to the college.
The proposed b ill also calls for a five-year pilot program
while College o f Education administrators monitor the
effects o f these changes.
The b ill states, “ A five-year admissions pUot program is
established to broaden the pool o f eligible applicants for
admission to the teacher education program s at the state
universities.”
Tw o years e g o state lawmakers passed the legislation
requiring students to pass a ll three sections o f the test
because the college had a reputation fo r offerin g an “ easy

degree” and was afflicted with spotty faculty unrest.
College o f Education Dean Gladys Johnston praises the
proposed bill, calling it a “ breakthrough” in aUowing more
individuals into the college who would otherwise be rejected
because o f failure to adequately pass the standardized test.
Johnston claim s Ibis change wOl add only 10 percent more
students to the college from the previous year’s enrollment
figures.
But little more than a year ago, when Johnston was new to
the dean’s position, she stood firm ly, against boosting

p/hfe upon which colleges and universities set

their

adm ission requirements fo r students.

enrollment, instead wanting to build a “ quality reputation.”
Enrolling m ore students who cannot pass a fa irly simple,
standardized test into the education college w ill not improve
the quality o f the college or result in the turnout o f qualified
teachers.
,
But Johnston proclaim s the test is not an accurate measure
o f how a future teacher w ill perform in the classroom.
Although this m ay be true, the intent of. the test is not to
measure perform ance in the classroom, but to measure basic
skills aQ teachers must possess in order to teach children.
The college's Assoiciate Dean, Lyndon Searfoss, claims not
a ll people perform w ell òn timed, standardized tests.
And while this also m ay be true, the test is produced by the
same company that composes the ACT and SAT tests, the

The education college must set up som e standard against
which future teachers can be measured.
And although a standardized test cannot be designed to
measure classroom perform ance, Johnston and Searfoss fail
to recognize that a standirized test can adequately measure
the basic knowledge necessary to teach children in the
classroom.
But Johnston and Searfoss proclaim that the college’s
admission standards are h igh — students must maintain a 2.5
G PA, com plete 56 hours of general studies courses and pass
the PPST.
So now they want to low er this “ high” standard to admit
more students into the education college who otherwise
wouldn’t make it.
I f Johnston and Searfoss want to raise o r even maintain the
quality o f the education college, the standard fo r admission
must reflectth a t desire.
Not everyone is qualified to become a teacher and hold the
responsibility o f educating our children.
. And there is no reason to comprom ise the standards or the
quality o f those with who w e see fit to entrust the next
generation.
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I f everyone could run a m ile in 3:46.32 minutes, then it
would cease to be a standard o f athletic prowess.
And the College o f Education should not be lowering the
standard in a fa r m ore important race — the run for
academic excellence.
House B ill 2285 comes at a tim e when the state has just
received a bad report card from the U.S. Department of
Education — Arizona ranks 47th in the nation fo r turning out
high school graduates. Now is not the tim e fo r ASU to be
lowering its standard fo r graduating teachers.

Christianity or other m ajor world religions. I have seen
recruiting at ASU by the Unification Church, Nichiren
Shoshu, and m yriad Christian fringe groups, but not once
have I seen any recruiting by Satanists.
Fin ally, I think M r. Barajas was duped by “ Angel” and
“ Cat,” the self-styled ‘ ‘Satanists’ ’ he interviewed. According!
to Barajas, these people claim to follow the "Satanic Bible”
and to perform “ sacrifices o f animals and humans.” These
two claim s are contradictory. An examination of Anton
L aV ey’s book shows: “ Under NO circumstances would a
Satanist sacrifice any an im al or baby! . . . There are sound
and logical reasons why Satanists could not perform such
sacrifices. Man, the anim al, is the godhead,to the Satanist
The purest form o f carnal existence reposes in the bodies of
anim als and human children who have not grown old enough
to deny themselves their natural desires.” Other passages
regarding human sacrifice state that “Sym bolically, the
victim is destroyed through the working o f a hex or a curse,
mental or emotional destruction o f the ‘sacrifice’ in ways and
means not attributable to the m agician.” There is no killin g
o f a human being in a Satanic ritual, only a “ working o f a
hex” which is supposed to cause someone to die.
Further, if M r. Barajas believed this claim about human
sacrifice, why hasn’t he reported these Satanists to the
police?

“ Angel” is also quoted as saying that “ I know Satan is real
because I ’ve seen and spoken to him ,” yet the “ Satanic
Bible” states that “ most Satanists do not accept Satan as an
anthropomorphic being with cloven hooves, a barbed tail,
and horns. He m erely represents a force o f nature — the
powers o f darkness which have been named just that because
no religion has taken these forces out o f the darkness.” It is
m y impression that LaV ey’s “ Satan” is m ore sim ilar to
Wilhelm Reich’s “ orgone” or New A ge “ energy fields” or
“ chakras” than to the Christian D evil.
There is no question that there have been crimes
committed by self-styled Satanists (though none, to my
knowledge, involving LaV ey’s Church o f Satan). Y et these
are an extrem ely sm all m inority Of the crim es committed in
our society. There have been at least 100 documented cases of
ministers involved in child m olesting just in the years 1986-87
(see “ Betrayal of Trust” by Annie Laurie G aylor).
In short, claim s of a huge Satanic conspiracy of murder,
mutilation, molestation and mayhem have so fa r been
sensationalism without substance. Like other urban legends,
they are based on people’s fears and fantasies. To promote
such claims without adequate factual support is an
irresponsible contribution to paranoia.
■
Jim Lippard
Senior, Philosophy

‘The College o f Education should
not be lowering the standard
In a far more im portant race —
the run for academic excellence. ’

letters
Satanistic sensationalism
E ditor: j j v
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How disappointing to see that the State Press has jumped
on the m edia bandwagon hyping the problem o f “ Satanism.”
V ic to r B a r a ja s ’ irre s p o n s ib le a r t ic le is fu ll o f
unsubstantiated and m isleading claim s. F or exam ple, at one
point it is stated that “ experts at ASU claim that 10,000
college students disappear from college campuses around
the country each year.” No doubt most of these vanishing
students are sim ply dropouts. But, Barajas tells us, “ some
la y the blam e on religious and Satanic cults.”
Another appeal to unnamed authority occurs in the totally
absurd sentence: “ According to experts, there are signs that
indicate involvem ent with Satanism: an obsession with
Satanic music and videos, a preference fo r dark clothing and
satanic jew elry and an obsession with the popular video and
role-playing gam e called Dungeons and Dragons.” W hatever
the source, I seriously doubt any correlation between these
“ signs” and Satanism. L ittle music contains Satanic
references. Most habitual wearing of dark clothing among
teens comes from a desire to be trendy, not to worship Satan.
Dungeons and Dragons has long been a scapegoat fo r the
results of bad parenting.
The article repeatedly refers to “ Satanic cults” when
talking about cults in general. The vast m ajority o f cults are
not “ Satanic” — they are (a t least loosely) based on

You got creamed!
E ditor:
An <pen letter to the students of ASU :
Disgusted and appalled don’t even touch the w ay I feel
about your classless harrassment of Steve K err during last
Saturday’s basketball gam e.
T o those of you who found it necessary to yell those
i unforgivable words, you are beneath contempt. T o those of
you who sat by and let those sickening things com e from your
!cheering section, you’re not much better.
Yes, your actions w ere so v ile we even heard about it way
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Degenerates of yesteryear outshine today’s scum
H unter S. Thom pson
North American Syndicate

How long, 0 Lord, how long?
A re these TV preachers all degenerates?
A re they a ll wallowing and whooping with
harlots whenever they’re not on cam era?
A re they a ll theives and charlatans and
whoremongers?
Another o f the shameless buggers got
whacked, Jim m y Swaggart, a 52-year-old
howler from Baton Rouge known in some
corners as ' the “ M ick Jagger o f T V
evangelism ,’ ’: got nailed in a nasty little
sting operation in New Orleans and was
suspended from his $145 m illion-a-year
m inistry fo r the same kind o f sex crim es
that his old riva l Jim Bakker got busted fo r
last year.
There w ere those, in fact, who said it was
Swaggert him self who hatched the plot to
disgrace Bakker and have him labeled for
life as a brutal sodomite and a flagrant
em bezzler with a dope fiend fo r a w ife and
the IR S for a hew partner, instead o f Jesus.
Then Swaggart, crazed by hubris, tried to
take out yet another o f his riv a ls — preacher
M arvin Gorman o f New Orleans — by
calling him a sot, a pervert and a dangerous
child m olester who couldn’t help himself.
So it was Gorman who turned up in
possession o f a set of malicious photographs
o f B ig Jim slinking into cote o f those thirdrate romance, low-rent “ rendezvous” -style
motels with a known prostitute, or at least a
woman of ill repute.

It reminded people o f the naked lunacy
that blew" G ary H art out o f the ’88
presidential race.
It was a shame, they said. But you know
how these people a r e . . . The semen finally
backs up bato the brain; the eyes g e t too
bright, and the synapses start fusing into
each other. Instead of secret love-nests,
they begin strutting into the H oliday Inn and
going to orgies on the outskirts o f town.
N ot much has changed w ith these
powerm ongers since Caligula’s tim e. Sex
and power have a long history o f feeding on
each other. In 18th-century England, the
king and h alf his m inisters weye involved in
a whole network o f strange and violent sex
clubs, whipping parlors and half-secret
cults that em braced everyth ing from
Satanism and human sacrifice to flagrant
white slavery and public bestiality.
In the early years of that century, there
w ere a large number o f “ Rakes Clubs” in
London, where the high point o f most
evenings was hitting the streets in a
drunken, brainless frenzy and raping,
beating and m aim ing every human being
they could g et their hands on.
Burgo Partridge, in his classic “ History of
O rgies,” said: “ The Bucks and Gallants
roam ed the streets terrifyin g the elderly,
beating up the watch (p o lice), breaking
windows, com m itting rape and sometimes
even murder. Young girls w ere stood on
their heads in the gutter, and elderly ladies
popped into barrels and sent rolling down
h ills .. . Th ere w ere clubs called the
Mohawks and the M an-Killers, which tried
to out-do each other in a hideous gam e
called “ tipping the Lion.” This consisted o f
crushing the nose, and simultaneously
gouging out the eyes o f the victim s
unfortunate enough to be w aylaid by them.

They also carried a piece of apparatus for
distending mouths and slitting ears.” t,
These w ere not lower-class thugs, as in
“ Clockwork Orange,” but the sons o f the
aristocracy. T h ere was no law fo r them.
Only the rich and powerful w ere allowed to
carry swords or rid e horses — which put the
poor a t a certain disadvantage when gangs
o f rich drunkards swooped down on them in
some dim -lit street after m idnight.. .
That was the Golden A ge o f what they
used to ca ll “ gentlem en’s clubs” in
London.. . But it couldn’t last. There w ere
too many losers wandering around with
their noses crushed, their eyes gouged out
and their mouths so strtched that they could
take in a whole cantaloupe and still make
idle conversation in a pub. Public opinion
turned on the “ w ild boys,” and their clubs
w ere banished.
B y the second h alf o f the century, there
was a whole new focus for the gentlemen’s
clubs — the worship o f sex and extravagant
public decadence. This was the tim e o f the
infamous H ellfire Club, which included
among its inner circle the Prince o f W ales,
the Lord M ayor of London, Benjamin
F ran klin , the crazed E arl o f JSandwich, the
monstrous E a rl o f Bute, then prim e
m inister o f England.
These people didn’t fool around. They
raised the orgy to an art form unknown
since Caligula or even the fiendish Mongol
hordes of Genghis Khan, who begat a long
line o f rapists and treacherous sex maniacs
who w ere said to lament the fact that the
body had so few orifices to penetrate that
they w ere forced to create new ones with
their own daggers in order that the whole
claw could swarm on a victim at once.
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and being been seen in public with sluts and
half-naked bimbos.
The E a rl o f Sandwich would have taken
great pride in being accused o f these things.
He was so constantly involved in orgies that
he had little tim e fo r his duties, which
included running the British N avy and
maintaining the Em pire on fiv e oceans...
And one of his main accomplishments,
during that tim e — in addition to inventing
the sandwich — was to sell o ff the Hawaiian
Islands, which cost England control of the
w hole P a cific Ocean fo r the next 200 years.
King George III, meanwhile, was so
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Sandwich would authorize a new mast for
his crippled flagship — the earl ignored the
request. A few weeks later, Capt. Cook was
murdered by angry natives — but Sandwich
never noticed.
So much for Em pire. These boys liked
their orgies, and nothing was going to
interfere. These w ere giants. They had
standards — not like these whimpering
mashers who keep fouling our headlines
today.
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a grand ju ry witness was a felony.
H e added that D PS did not Conduct a further investigation
into the threat or try to question Watkins about the alleged
incident because the attorney general’s office would likely do
that.
“ I m ade no assumption that a crim e had been committed,”
Chilcoat told thè Senate. “ There was an alleged crim e, I
thought someone should investigate it, and I thought the
proper authority to investigate was the attorney general.”
Johnson testified Wednesday that he told Mecham that the
threat was a possible felony.
th e proceedings w ere interrupted by toe Senate gallery
audience tw ice. The first incident occured when two audience
members applauded Gordon’s warning to Craft to lower his
voice and not be com bative with witnesses. Lato*, a man with
a history o f mental illness yelled, “ You make me sick, I have
to get out o f here! ” and was rem oved from thè Senate by DPS
officers.
Chilcoat also testified that Watkins, whom he had known
fo r sèveral years, called him and asked why DPS was
investigating him.
“ I honestly tried to skirt the issue and tried to steer him to
the attorney general’s office, which was the proper place,”
Chilcoat said.
Chilcoat said he first m et Watkins two or three years ago,
and Watkins once said Mecham would o ffer him one o f the
top three jobs in the Glendale Republican's administration
because W atkins had raised so m udi money for Mecham’s
1986 campaign.

Conttnued from p a ge 1.

the Nov. 12, 1987 threat, allegedly m ade by prisons
construction chief L ee Watkins against Carlson, who had
been the governor’s legislative liaison until Novem ber 1987.
Watkins allegedly told P eggy G riffith, director o f Mecham’s
o ffice o f women’s services, that Carlson “ should keep her
mouth shut” or “ she m ight g o on a long boat rid e,”
Carlson had been hailed as a witness by the state grand
ju ry investigating a $350,000 cam paign loan to Mecham from
Tem pe developer B arry W olfson at the tim e o f the threat.
“ I consider it a threat when somebody says somebody is
going to end up in the bottom o f the river, and ‘I know people
who /¿ah do it,’ and grabbing her arm and saying, ‘this
conversation never happened,’ ” Chilcoat said. ‘ 1 don’t think
that’ s ordinary conversation, I think that is conversation that
indicates sometlnng is wrong.”
Mawhinney Masted Chilcoat’s handling o f Carlson’s
protection, saying DPS should do Some “ soul searching” on
their handling of C arlson’s security.
“ Who in the world was responsible fo r Donna Carlson?”
Mawhinney asked Chilcoat. “ I am a t a loss as to why senior
Departm ent o f Public Safety officials did not protect this
witness.
“ I f you believed this threat to be real, why didn’t you
protect Donna Carlson?”
Chilcoat had earlier testified that both he and Lt. Beau
Johnson, head o f the governor’s security detail, considered
to e alleged threat to be a felony, and that they alerted the
attorney general’s o ffice because they knew that threatening
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Shamrock Distributing Co. distributes
M iller beer. Coars is distributed by Zeb
Pearce and Sons. H ie Coors distributor
referred calls to its marketing managers
Jim Murphy, who was unavailable for
comment. Attempts to reach Shamrock
campus representative Randy Breen w ere
unsuccessful.
V a n d evier said B u dw eiser decided
against sponsoring the event fo r several
reasons.
He cited financial consideratons because
the company is involved with another nonASU event during Spring Break. He said the

company also is concerned that underage
students would have been die prim ary
people attending the event.
V an devier noted that Budweiser is
involved w ith sponsoring intramurals on
campus and offers m inority scholarships, as
w ell as being a leader in alcohol education
programs. He added that the company did
not want to jeopardize the “ fragile balance”
Hensley and Budweiser have with the
University.
“ It’s not worth doing a festival and having
something com e back and haunt you,” said
Vandevier, who is an ASU alumnus.
Vandevier said he became enthusiastic

about the festival after he saw a Phoenix
G azette a rtic le .th a t stated ASASU ’s
intention to m ake it an annual event. But he
added that the next day he was handed a
copy o f a State Press, which reported that
organizers intended to m ove the carnival on
campus and seek a sponsor not related to
alcohol production.
Vandevier said the State Press article
gave him the impression that ASU students
did not want a beer company as a sponsor.
A fter reading the article, Vandevier said to
him self, “ Nah, w e don’t need to do this.”
Spino said there are no concrete plans fo r
next year’s carnival, although ASASU

A ctivities V ice .President John Fees ami
other ASASU officials had said the event
would be held at the ASU Band F ield next
year, if 1988’s carnival is a success.
Spino said there had been a breakdown in
communication between his office and the
executive branch of ASASU concerning
specifics o f the Springfest, such as the price
o f beer and Budweiser’s exclusivity rights
fo r the event.
Because o f the miscommunication, the
two ASASU departments have met and
decided to let Spino handle media relations
concerning ASASU’s involvem ent in the
event, Fees and Spino said.

Sponsor.__ _
Continued from page 1.

any candidate to get in the paper as much
as possible.”
AS ASU is co-sponsoring the Springiest
with radio station KU PD to benefit the
Multiple Sclerosis Society A pril 15-17 at
Tem pe Diablo Stadium.
Spino said Fees was misinform ed and
made incorrect statements to the State
Press concerning Budweiser’s sponsorship.
Fees admitted Thursday that he had
made some incorrect statements about
Budweiser’s involvem ent in the festival.
Budweiser never signed a contract to
sponsor the event, according to Vandevier
and Spino, although Spino said Budweiser

had made a verbal commitment.
Budweiser never signed a contract to
sponsor the events according to Vandevier
and Spino, although Spino said Budweiser
had m ade a verbal commitment.
Spino said Fees and AS ASU President
K a n in Kunasek w ere misinform ed and that
there was a problem in communication
between the special events department and
the ASASU executive branch.
Spino said the communication breakdown
has been rectified because he w ill now
handle ASASU’s media relations concerning
the carnival.
Fees had m ade comments concerning the
price, o f beer and Budweiser’s exclusivity

rights for selling beer at the event, in
addition to saying ASASU w ill seek a non­
alcohol related sponsor for an independent,
on-campus carnival next year.
Fees also said ASASU would be involved
in fixin g an inhibiting price for beer so
students would be less likely to drink
excessively.
S p in o t e r m e d F e e s ’ co m m e n ts
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would determine the price o f a ll beverages
at the event and would receive the proceeds
from their sales.
Spino said Fees was not in a position to
discuss contract specifics because another
firm was arranging those details.

When originally interviewed about the
Springfest, Fees credited Spino w ith
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A fter the Springfest article was published,
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highlighted in the article, rather than
himself.
Fees and other Springfest organizers said
the purpose o f the event is to raise funds fo r
MS and campus organizations, which w ill
rent booths fo r concession sales at the
carnival.
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Regents to decide on $ 1 5 M
parking expansion proposal
By SCOTT LUCK
State Press
The Arizona Board o f Regents w ill m eet in
Tucson March 11 and vote whether to grant
ASU authority to hire an architect and
construction m anager fo r a proposed $15
m illion, 3,120-space parking expansion
project.
h i addition, ASU officials w ill present the
board with their intention to exercise an
option to renovate a southwest portion of
H ayden L ib ra ry in to classroom and
reference o ffice space. The $219,549 project
is part o f the $11.5 m illion library expansion
project.
About 3,650 o f ASU’s 28,000 decal-holding
students now park in the U niversity’s three
garages for $90 a year, while the parking
department estim ates m ore than 840 are
still w aiting to purchase garage decals.
P a rk in g o ffic ia ls e s tim a te fu tu re
construction w ill take aw ay about 400 m ore
o f the U niversity’s approxim ately 15,000
spaces.
ASU Assistant D irector o f Parking and

The report says the renovation w ill serve
to im prove the library by consolidating
reference areas near the appropriate
library personnel.

The three firm s have been awarded
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then perim eter parking stickers should rise
from $37 to $45 in the next fiv e years.

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PH O E N IX (A P ) — Arizona has hired a
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Macpherson said in a news release.
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represent us in what is clearly intense
competition with the six other states on the
best-qualified list,” Macpherson said.

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from the cluttered files of the entertain­
ment desk.
CINEMA:
•“ Frantic,” written and directed by
Roman Polanski and starring Harrison
Ford, is now playing in selected theaters
throughout the Valley.
•“ The Deer Hunter” will be playing in
the MU cinema tonight through Sunday.
Showtimes are 7 and 9:30 p.m ., and
tickets are $1.
• “The Loved One” is presented as
part of a series of cult films sponsored
by the Scottsdale Center for the Arts.
The movie will ruh tonight and Saturday
at 8. Tickets are $2 for students.

THEATER:
• “Showboat” is produced by ASU’s
Lyric Opera Theater and will be perform­
ed at the Sundome tonight at 8. Tickets
are $12 and $10.

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Living In Paris,” a musical about love,
hate, birth and death, will be performed
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State Press
F or V alley fans o f the group Yes, the
concert o f the decade is about to happen.
Yes, a band greatly respected for its
innovative genius, is craning to the ASU
A ctivity Center March 9. .
That respect, however, has risen only
after an arduous 19-year musical Journey.
Y e s ’ m u s i c , p r e d o m i n a n t l y an
incorporation o f ja zz androck, is seem ingly
u n p r e c e d e n t e d in i t s s u b l i m e
synchronization o f voices and instruments.
E very sound in every second o f every
song is an individually distinct unit, and
when all the units are brought together, the
result is an orchestration of some o f the best
o f what music has to offer.
Many o f Y es’ songs, particularly those
from ea rlier years, have given convention
quite a turn. They’ve utilized shocking,
sudden rhythm changes and previously
unexplored possibilities in the intertwining
o f harmonies.
T h e s o n g s ’ le n g th s w e r e a lso
unconventional. Th ey often averaged
anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes, as opposed
to the three-to five-minute norm.
The grotq> form ed in 1967 with lead
vocalist Jen Anderson, guitarist Peter
Banks, bassist Chris Squire, Tony K aye on
keyboards and B ill Bruford on drums. This
lineup changed many times throughout the
years, with rally Chris Squire playing on
every album.
Between 1967 and 1969, Yes produced two
albums: “ Y es” and “ Tim e and a Word” .
Both w ere w ell-received.
Guitarist Banks left in 1970 and was
replaced by the now-legendary Steve Howe.
Shortly after that, they released “ The Yes
.Album,” which received the same response
as the previous two efforts.
But in 1971, when Ride Wakeman replaced
Tony K aye on keyboards, Yes broke through
with the single “ Roundabout” , from the
Album “ F ra gile” , which took listeners by
storm.

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ART:
• “Youth Art Month” features works by
kids from kindergarten through grade
12. The Memorial Union Gallery will host
the exhibit through March 17.
•“Divine Madness,” an exhibition of
student art in a variety of media, is cur­
rently on display in the Harry Wood
Gallery.

The group Yea bringe Its unique sound to the Valley Wednesday, March 9. Above, “ Relayer,”
Yes’ ninth album.
The album cover was designed by R oger
Dean, whose artw ork reflected a spiritual
fantasy-tope im age, perfectly congruous
with the sound and stole of the band, and
with the attitude o f the era. Y es’ induction
into stardom had fin ally come.
The band m aintained its 1971 lineup
through 1972 and fo r most o f 1973. “ Close to
the Edge” debuted in 1972; in early 1973,
“ Yessongs” and a live double-album w ere
released.
It was around this tim e that internal
conflict developed within the group.

The peaceful spiritualism o f Anderson,
H o w e a n d S q u i r e c o n f l i c t e d w it h
Wakeman’s beer-drinking and carousing.
Consequently, Wakeman was replaced by
keyboardist P a trick M oraiz. Ex-John
Lennon drummer Alan White took over
percussion.
W ifi) these changes, Y es released “ Tales
of a Topographic Ocean” in late 1973 and
“ R ela y «*” in 1974.
In 1975, Rick Wakeman returned as
keyboardist and “ Going for the One” came
out.
From 1975 to 1978, Y es toured extensively.
They incorporated a circular rotating stage
into the perform ance, which revolutionized
the once-limited possibilities of concert
staging.
Th eir liv e perform ances have been
consistently described as spectacular;
every aspect of the show — sound, lighting,
staging — is executed with the utmost
precision, quality sod emotion.
A fter returning from three years of
touring, Yes released “ Torm ato” in 1978.
A subtle break ensued when lead vocalist
Anderson le ft to sing with Vangelis in 1979.
Rick Wakeman also left at this tim e —

again.

MUSIC AND NIGHTLIFE:

Then, in 1960, form er Buggies Trevor
Horn and G eoff Downs joined the group,
with Horn as lead vocalist and Downs on
keyboards.
They released the album “ Dram a” , and
the s im ila ritie s betw een H orn’ s and
Anderson’s voices, as w ell as Downs’ and
Wakeman’s keyboards, shocked Yes fans.
A fter “ Dram a” , the group disbanded.
T revor Horn went on to do production, and
G eoff Downs and Steve Howe joined the
group Asia in 1982.
Chris Squire and Alan White joined up
with ex-Led Zeppelin guitarist Jim m y Page,
but the effort didn’t gel.
Squire called Anderson in an effort to
reunite Yes. Anderson and W hite both
returned, as did Tony Kaye, the original
keyboardist.
Trevor Rabin replaced Steve Howe on
guitar, and T revor Horn produced.
In 1983, Y es released “ 90125,” which was a
worldwide success.
“ 90l2Live: The Solos” cam e out in 1984
and was a com pilation o f the band
members’ previous solo work.
Lastly, late in 1987, “ B ig Generator” was
released and has since produced two hit
singles — “ Love W ill Find A W ay” and
“ Rhythm o f Love,” keeping with the Yes
tradition.

•T h e following dubs will hoet bands this
week:

•Tony's New Yorker: The
tonight and Saturday and House o f
BlueHghts Sunday.’

•Long Wong’s: The Rocket
tonight and Saturday, Mule Sunday and
Jim Newman Monday.

•Chuy’s: O.J. Ekemode and
Nigerian Allstars tonight from 10:30 to
2:30 and Saturday and Sunday from 9 to
1, and The 10:00 Band Monday with a
$2 cover.

“ W e set out
nothing to do with being black or white,
it’s a decision to reveal and not conceal
. . . without it, U2 certainly wouldn’t be
iere, and I wouldn’t want to be anywhere
but New York City tonight. ”
— U2’ s P a u l “ Bono” Hewson,
follow ing the band’s receivin g the
Grammy’s Album o f the Y ea r award
Wednesday night.

Yea’ Trevor

That tradition continues Wednesday in the
Activity Center.

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Futurist philosopher gives mundane reality a beating
By LAURIE SMITH
State Press
“ I ’m in favor of abolishing poverty and
illness and death. I ’m profoundly antim ystical in spite o f m y superstitious
tendencies.
“ I ’m really in total, bitter opposition to
‘o fficia l’ m ysticism , which says w e should
accept the cycle, go with the flow , and just
let the big wheel keep on turning. I ’m a ll for
stopping the wheel a id starting our own
wheel m oving in a different direction.”
M eet Dr. Robert Anton W ilson: author,
poet, humorist, punk rock lyricist, form er

Playboy editor, philosopher — you name it,
he’s done i t
Wilson w ill make his first appearance ih
the V alley this weekend when he lectures at
the F irst Unitarian U niversalist Church,
bringing his unusual and challenging
theories about the mind and the universe tò
an unsuspecting audience.
Friday night he w ill lecture on the
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Saturday Wilson w ill conduct a seminar
entitled “ Everything You Know is W rong!:
A Lost Weekend with Robert Anton W ilson.”
During the day-long workshop Wilson w ill
explore the capabilities o f the human brain
and try to awaken participants to a higher
awareness of reality.
He w ill confront basic beliefs and show
how itis possible to misuse the brain sim ply
by letting the w orld program it.
Wilson said that “ the brain is capable of
revising opinions, but most people don’t use
that and just stick with the first idea.” .
Wilson hopes to revise that precedent.
Admission costs include an open mind —
he w on’ t w aste tim e w ith ordin ary
convictions and he won’t cater to everyday
hang-ups and limitations.
Thbse u n fam iliar with Wilson m ay be
shocked.
His seem ingly outlandish ideas about
mind manipulation and futuristic space
colonies m ay m ake some laugh. His
lang uag e, richly endowed with technology
and science, may intim idate some people.
H is attitu de that “ w e’re a ll cosm ic
schmucks” m ay make some want to run and
hide.
But those who do stick around w ill be
rew arded w ith candid distortions o f
mundane reality.
“ T o som e «(te n t I challenge ideas
because they have such cliches that it’s tim e
to startle m yself and m y audience by
ch allenging them,” Wilson said.
“ I think the most reactionary force on the
plan et is the conditioned neurological
reflex. The m ore w e drift into repetitive
mental processes, the m ore w e lose our
humanity.”
That is the basis o f his philosophy and his
m essage to his audience: The only w ay to
find satisfaction on Earth is to unlock the
restraints w e place on the brain and move
on to a greater awareness o f its possibilities.
Wilson claim s that one day “ w e w ill be
able to attune our brains as easily as we
tune a T.V . set. M ost people aren’t aware
the technology exists.”
,
In these days o f accelerated interest in the
m ystical ami the metaphysical, trance
channelers and celebrity spirit-chasers,

Wilson manages to proclaim the importance
o f h igh er consciousness, y e t rem ain
distinctive.
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That is m ainly due to his lo v e a ffa ir with
technology. He bases his philosophies on
scientific experim ents and proven fact.
That seems to be what scares people the
most.
When audiences realize that the man
onstage is not only serious, but also has
foundation fo r his beliefs, they want to get
as fa r aw ay from him as space w ill allow.
Surprisingly, though, his m essage is quite
simple.
“ I believe that there is . . . a divin ity,
within each person that can be released if
love and faith and optim ism can tie
released,” Wilson said.
But don’t confuse that attitude with trance
channelers and mystics.
“ I have nothing in common with them ,”
he said, referrin g to the whole metaphysical
craze as “ a bizarre joke.”

‘We w ill be able to attune our brains as easily
as we tune a TV,set M ost
people aren’t aware the
technology exists . '
What Wilson focuses on is optimism. His
goal is to convince others that life is worth
Uving, and since it can only be what w e
m ake it, w e m ay as w ell m ake it good by
abolishing suffering and getting on with

living.
He is repulsed by the stagnant attitude
touted by “ New York intellectuals.”
“ You’v e got to be pessim istic on the East
coast or they won’t take you serious.” That,
he feels,i8 poison.
“ W e’re learning, w e really are. In the leftwing ecological propaganda there’s quite a
legitim ate impatience. They want us to
learn faster.
“ 1 just want to tail them not to get too
excited. Th ey sh ou ld. re a lize w e are
learning. It would m ake them m ore
effective public speakers, too, i f they
stopped laying guilt trips on everybody.”

Bone-hard words flood band’s primal music roots
By MATTHEW LINDENBURG
State Prase
The Sister o f M ercy’s “ Floodland” is a peculiar new
album.
It ’s not quite appropriate fo r a pool-side party or barbecue
— nniegg the party’s attended en tirely by those oh-so-serious
folks who w ear black too much and fancy, themselves
radicals.
The album is better listened to with a bottle o f gin in hand
and furrow on the brow.
The listener who expects a bit o f fun from the Sisters w ill
eith er be grea tly disappointed or g rea tly amused.
“ Floodland” dem ands to be taken seriously — despite the
pauses between songs, in which the listener can provide his
own laughs, there isn’t a single light-hearted moment in the
album.
Lead singer/songwriter Andrew Eldritch w rites to
bludgeon, not to charm.
The music is heavy with drum sounds, bass and
transcendental keyboards, none Of which ■ are very
sophisticated. Not a note is wasted. Eldritch achieves a
m inim alistic effect that would make composer P h illip Glass
ca ll fo r m ore. |
In its unambitious sim plicity, though, the music is
surprisingly effective. It stirs up something like ancestoral
m em ories and prim al musical roots.
Eldritch’s lyrics are also not complex. In contrast, they
present several very detailed, concrete flashes of im ages
that are sudden, often harsh and sometimes quite beautiful.
“ D riven Like the Snow” , fo r instance, creates the very
realistic effect of driving on a snowy night: “ Still night,
nothing for miles,/ W hite curtain come down, k ill the lights in
the m iddle Of the road/ And take a look around . . . ”
Eldritch seems to favor muddled, muddied political

messages, such as in “ Dominion/Mother Russia” or “ This
Corrosion.”
He also explores, rather blatantly, some sexual im agery:
“ And her h allw ay. . . / As the w ater come rushing in/ Like
the sea/ As the w ater com e rushing over/ Dream Of the
flood/” (anyone need help?).
As the name o f the album suggests, w ater is a common
theme in “ Floodland.”

“ Floodland,” sim ple and harsh, is able to reach som e sort
of subconcious level — thè (dace w here nightmares are
shelved.
The average listener m ay find him self humming one o f the
songs (a ll fiv e notes) and the m ore sophisticated listener,
m aybe one o f those folks who w ear black, m ay find Eldritch’s
bone-hard words lodged somewhere in his skull.

It comes across as a sym bol for salvation in one song, sex
in the next, and, sometimes, death or drowning. This concept
works, the set o f lyrics (song-upon-song and free o f music)
could alm ost he successfully read as poetry.
“ This Corrosion” , the first single released from the album,
is a danceable tune that w ill probably enjoy some sm all
popularity on the m ainstream market. ,-\We’ ve a ll been trained to hear the music without listening
to the words, so Eldritch’s heavy-handed lyrics won’t prevent
kids from im ag ining that he’s singing about some teen-age
concern.

Counterfeit recordings seized, two Valley men arrested
PH O E N IX (A P ) — Federal agents have seized thousands
o f counterfeit musical recordings apparently intended for
¿aio a t swap meets, arresting two men on charges stemming
from an undercover purchase.
Brothers Ziad Houssein o f Phoenix and Ted Houssein of
Phoenix and Gallup, N.M ., naturalized U.S. citizens from
Israel, w ere released on bond Wednesday following their
arrest a day ea rlier on charges of trafficking in counterfiet

labels, copyright infringem ent and trafficking in tapes with
counterfeit marks.
An affidavit filed by F B I agent Daniel Bradley said the
Housseins acted as middlemen in selling pirated tapes.
Bradley said an undercover agent bought 1,500 o f them fo r 90
cents each on Jan. 25 from Ted Houssein.
The tapes seized w ere found in' four rental storage
facilities. F B I agents said they expected the total to rise to

75,000 once a fifth locker was opened.

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The Recording Industry Association o f Am erica said 75,000
was the equivalent o f 25 percent o f a ll such tapes seized
nationwide in 1987.
Agents said the tape labels included CBS Records, W arner
Brothers Records, Arista Records, E pic Records and
Atlantic Records.

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Dorm s q u id s ,

Spring Break.
The very sound, the very essence o f that
term connotates seven days o f decadence in
its most prim itive form .
It is the ultim ate excuse to regress to the
most savage, the most prim al mass o f livin g
protoplasm and mindlessly carouse through
a week o f hapless festivities.
It is a quest that finds Frat Boy and Dorm
Squid rubbing elbows on common ground,
seeking a common cause.
A ll classes are brought together at some
rem ote, usually tropical, location in an.
effort to escape a ll form s o f higher
educdtioa.
Unlike Christmas and Thanksgiving,
S p rin g B r e a k a ttem p ts to re d e fin e
aberration. Since it never coincides with
Easter, it is relatively sim ple to condone
(within reason, o f course) such Spring;
Break-ing favorites as drunkeness and
sloth.
This is not a tim e o f reconciliation.
It is, ultim ately, Spring Hedonism, and I
want to help you get the most out of it,
without losing an eye.
The follow ing is a set o f guidelines that
may com e in handy fo r the anxious secondsem ester freshman, or fo r the eighth-

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collection of velvet E lvis paintings and
never ask fo r more than two burritos
(unless you m ake bail on tim e).
I f you know little to no Spanish, one handy
phrase to rem em ber to insure proper
treatment is “ M e Gusta Julio Iglesias.”
•South Padre Island, Fort Lauderdale,
etc., etc.: I f the last days o f Rome looked
fun to you, I suggest you try one o f these
vacationing options. G irls, as a rule of
thumb, keep in mind that most males are on
a mission to mate.
Guys, rem em ber you are on a mission to
mate. Also, try to rem ain strictly an
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belly-flopping and buttocks wrestling.
Rem em ber that no m atter what amount of
money you bring, you’ll spend every bit o f it,
so economize by sending the postcards
provided by the motel.
I f sleeping on the beach seems like a
choice idea after a festive night, be
prepared to wake up feeling as if you’ve
been salted and starched.

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the basics.
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Friday, March 4,1988

Page 13

Rebound
ASU looking to get back on track at USC
By DEAN GYORGY

SL John, M ayfair,
given top-honors
Dan St. John and Billy Mayfair have
been selected the State Press players of
the week.
St. John, a 158-pound wrestler, was
named Outstanding Wrestler of last
weekends’s Pac-10 tournament. The
award was given after he defeated Don
Cardwell of Oregon State, 13-2.
St. John will take a 36-2-1 record into
the NCAA wrestling championships
March 17 in Ames, Iowa,
Billy Mayfair, a senior on the Sun
Devil golf team, was named Arizona’s
1987 Amateur Athlete of the Year by the
Phoenix Press Box Association.
He will be honored at the 39th annual
PPBA Sports Award Dinner on March 14
at the Sheraton Tempe Mission Palms
Hotel.
Last year, Mayfair was named college
player of the year and won the U.S.
Amateur.

Rugby club to play 2
The ASU rugby club enters its biggest
weekend of the season when UCLA and
Long Beach State come to town.
The Sun Devils are currently tied for
second place in the Southern California
Rugby Conference.
“This is the biggest weekend so far,”
club president K.C. Jacobson said. “We
have to win one game to get invited to
the national tournament.”
The most challenging game will be
Saturday at 1:00 p.m» when ASU meets
up w ith Long Beach State. They are
coming off a huge upset over defending
national champion San Diego State.
UCLA will take to the pitch on Sunday
to meet the Sun Devils, also at 1:00 p ,m ..
Several ASU players were injured
during last season's contest with the
Bruins. This season the Devils are
and looking to avenge last

overall, 2-4 in the Six-Pac) were
brought back down to earth by the
California Golden Bears, who swept ASU at
Packard Stadium.
Now they are looking to rebound with a
three-gam e series at USC (15-2, Of-2)
beginning today, before flying on to Hawaii
for a non-conference trifecta next weekend.
H ie attitude is positive, and the Cal series
should not have any long-term scars.
“ (Last weekend) they just wanted it too
badly, and they pressed too hard,” coach
Jim Brock said. “ There is no lack of
intensity. They continue to work hard and be
concerned. I suppose now w e are w iser and
m ore realistic.”
A fter Sunday’s gam e, the D evils w ill head
directly for the Islands. They w ill practice
at Rainbow Stadium Tuesday, Wednesday,
and Thursday mornings. This is the second
consecutive spring break that the baseball
team w ill spend in Hawaii. N ext year, ASU
m ust rem a in on th e m ain lan d, as
conference games have been scheduled.
“ W e would go every year if w e could,”
Brock said. “ It gives us a break in the
season. The work w e got done anid how w e
played there last year was a turning point in
our season.”
In his last 11 games, shortstop P a t Listach
has hit .359 with six doubles and eight R B I.
He has hit safely in all six conference
games.
“ P a t is very much a thoroughbred,”
Brock said. “ We knew when w e recruited
him he was a very special college baseball
player. He w ill be a highly sought after
professional prospect.”
Bias Minor (1-0, 4 saves, 1.00 E R A ), who
pitched seven innings o f long re lief against
California last weekend, w ill get his first
start of the season on Saturday. He has been
spectacular in short re lief this season, but
Brock said the D evils’ sluggish offense does
not allow him the luxury o f a “ b ig r t im e
reliever.”
i
Notes: '
•Dan Rumsey injured his right knee on
Tuesday while diving fo r a line drive in an
intrasquad game. He has been resting, but
remains questionable for this weekend’s
series.

Mike Burrola (No. 24) is congratulated by John Finn after a home run earlier this season. The Sun
Devils open a three-game conference aeries at USC today.
•Second baseman Kevin Higgins has
struck out only four tim es in 117 plate
appearances.
•ASU has slid to ninth nationally. A ll six
teams in the Pac-10 Southern Division are
ranked in the top 20.
•Brock has made some lineup changes in
hopes of getting m ore offensive production.

John Finn moves, to third base, Ricky
Candelari to center, M ike Burrola back to
left, and freshman Tucker Hammagren has
been inserted in the DH slot.
•The Sun D evils w ill unveil new grey
uniforms on Friday night. F or the first tim e
since 1971, ASU w ill w ear black shoes with
white sanitary socks.

Sun Devi! track team to show various talents
By GARY JACKSON
State Press
Several members o f the ASU track team
w ill be preparing fo r the NCAA Indoor
Championships, while most o f the team w ill
be competing in its first outdoor m eet o f the
season.
ASU w ill compete in an outdoor m eet on
Saturday in the Bud L ite Invitational
Tournam ent in San Diego.
The Sun D evil athletes who have qualified
fo r the championships w ill compete on
March llth ami 12th in Norman, Okla.
Lynda Tolbert qualified in both the
55-m eter dash and hurdles; Jacin ta
Bartholomew in- the long jump; Jackie
Belzner in the high jump; M ark Gersten in

weekend ASU sports
MEN'S GYMNASTICS - TIM men's gymnastics team will
head east to compete against Ohio State at 7:30 p.m.
WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS — The seventh-ranked women's
gymnastics team battles the Golden Bears today in
California.
MEN'S TENNIS — The men's tennis team faces Illinois at
1:30 p.m. today, at Whiteman Tennis Center.
WOMEN’S TENNIS — The women's tennis team will battle
Pacific at 1:30 p.m. today at the Western Reserve Club in
Tempo.

the pole vault; and J eff Smith in the m ile.
Two Sun D evil members who w ill be in
Oklahoma have been competing at (he
national level during the indoor season.
Tolbert and Bartholomew scored top
marks in the nation on Feb. 26 at the Mobil
Indoor Championships at Madison Square
Garden.
In the open meet, most of the athletes
w ere preparing fo r the Summer Olympics in
Seoul, Korea.
“ Lynda ran the race of her life ,” Coach
Ed Gorman said. “ She beat Jackie JoynerKersee who is a World-Class record holder.”
Tolbert finished second in the 55-meter
high-hurdles, tying the Am erican record.
Her tim e of 7.50 was .10 seconds behind
Canadian Julie Rocheleau.
“ Lynda was right there with her, proving
she belongs with the best,” Gorman said.”
A t the L A Tim es Invitational, earlier this
season, Tolbert set an Am erican collegiate
record in the 60-meter high-hurdles, again
finishing runner-up to Rocheleau.
Bartholomew finished fourth in thevnation
in the long jump, clearing a personal best
20-7%, and topping her previous height by
four inches.
“ These athletes are proving to people the
level of talent that they have,” Gorman
said.
Other Sun D evils w ill demonstrate their
abilities in the upcoming outdoor meet
sponsored by San D iego State University.

BASFBAI t — The ninth-ranked baseball team travels to
California today to play the Trojans of USC in a three-game
wsoksnd sorios.
BADMINTON— The ASU badminton teem will compete In a
tourraunsnt In Washington. D.C. this weekend.

The events will take place at three
different sites, with the majority at Balboa
Stadium at SDSU.

Lynda T o io e rt

Gorman said both the athletes and the

coaches are ex cited .for the start of the
season.
“ It’s nice to kick o ff the outdoor season,”
Gorman said. “ The athletes have got to feel
good.
“ W e’ll have a full program of track and
field for our men and women.”
During the Indoor season, only a few of
the Sun D evils w ere going a ll out to qualify
for the NCAA Championships. Most of the
athletes who competed w ere gearing up for
the outdoor season. Many o f fee D evils who
gear themselves specifically fo r outdoor did
not participate in any meets.
“ It w ill be a good opening meet, ” Gorman
said. “ There w ill be no pressure to win this
early in the season.”
ASU competed in its fin al m eet of fee
indoor season on Saturday in fee Peabody
Coal Invitational Tournament in Flagstaff.

Gorman said there were a lot of positive
notes in the tournament, and was quick to
praise Sun Devil Ed Lovelace.
“ People like him are what successful
teams are made of,” Gorman said. “ You
can’t ask fo r anything more.
“ Lovelace finished second in the 400
m eters,” he said. “ The athlete who won fee
race set a record.”
Lovelace finished w ife a 47.50 tim e behind
Central Arizona’s Howard Davis who set a
Skydome record at 46.27.
“ From there, he went cm to win his section
of the 200 m eters,” Gorman said.
Lovelace ran the second o f four heats. His
tim e of 21.53-earned him a first-place finish
in that heat, but was not good enough to top
fee overall tim e o f 20.88.
Turn to Track, poga IS .

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Fem ale um pire draw s
good review s in d eb u t

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W EST P A L M BEACH, F la. (A P ) — Pam Postem a,
professional baseball’s only woman umpire, drew rave
review s Thursday follow ing her work behind the {date in the
Atlanta B raves’ 5-0 exhibition victory over the U niversity o f
G eorgia. . /
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“ She was fine. She did great. I wasn’t even thinking about
it,” said Atlanta’s Derek LiUiquist, who threw the first pitch
she called, which was a ball.
“ Ladies are in everything else, w hy not baseball,” he said
o f the 34-year-old Postem a, who hopes to m ake it to the m ajor
leagues.
She began her pro um piring'career in 1977 in the rookie
G ulf Coast League and was in the P a cific Coast League from
1963-06. She currently is under contract to the Triple-A
Am erican Association, w here she worked last season.
Postem a previously worked a couple o f Am erican League
spring gam es in 1965 and 1986 as w ell as the 1987 H all o f Fam e
gam e in Cooperstown, N .Y., between the Braves and New
Y ork Yankees.
S ie was not available Thursday fo r interview s under
orders from the National League office.
She w ill be available fo r interiews Saturday at a 10 a.m .
news conference in nearby Palm Beach Gardens.
“ 1 kind o f wonder why a woman would want to be an
umpire,” said Atlanta right-hander R ick Mahler, who was
one o f nine Braves’ pitchers used in the gam e. “ But
sometimes I wonder why some men want to be umpires,
too.”
M ahler, however, said “ She was good. She wouldn’t gone
as fa r as she has gone so far, if she wasn’t.”
Atlanta M anager Chuck Tanner, upon bringing the lineup
pards to home plate before the gam e, sm iled at her and said:
“ Would you hite a kiss.” She replied, sm iling: “ N o.”
Then it was business as usual.
“ I tell you what, a fter the first in n in g I forgot she was a
woman. She w as just the home plate um pire,” said Tanner.
“ She did a good job, and yes, 1 think she can do ft in the
m ajors. She wouldn’t em barrass them. She was very
im pressive,” he said.
“ She did a heck o f a job,” said Braves General M anager
Bobby Cox. “ She hustles m ore than anybody I ’ve eve r seen. I
think she’s being considered fo r some openings in the league.
Randy M obley, an Am erican Association officia l said
Postem a was scheduled to handle a fu ll slate o f National
League spring gam es.
“ H er strike zone is good,” said catcher O zzieV jrgiL “ She’s
got the experience and I im agine she’s beard everything
there to to be heard and m ore and survived. She can do i t
“ It’s been a long road fo r her,” he said. “ She carrying a big
burden fo r a ll women. But she’s hung in there, and like they
say, eventually you’ll graduate.”

U ecker delivers eulogy
for Kuenn at services

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G LEN D ALE (A P ) — H arvey Kuenn, a form er Am erican
League batting champion who managed the M ilwaukee
Brewers to their only W orld Series appearance, was
eulogized Thursday as a man who never had a bad w ord t o '
say about anyone, never had a bad day and never had a bad
bone in his body.
Kuenn was buried in Sunland M em orial Park in Sun City
after a m em orial service at Lundberg’s White Rose Chapel
h oe.
He died Sunday at 57 o f a heart attack after collapsing in
the shower at his Peoria home.
During Thursday’s service, Brewers radio announcer Bob
Uecker recalled with fondness the many happy tim es spent
with Kuenn, who managed the Brewers to their only
Am erican League pennant in 1982, but was fired a year later
after finishing fifth with an 87-75 record.
U ecker and Kuenn w ere team m ates on the 1966
Philadelphia Ph illies and their friendship went back to 1960.
“ H e was the type o f guy who would never force him self on
you, but if you asked him fo r help he would spend days with
you,” said Uecker.
Uecker said that despite open heart surgery in 1976, kidney
surgery in 1977 and a leg amputation in 1980, Kuenn always
m a in t a in e d good spirits and never le t it get h im down.
“ He was an inspiration to us all. A month after he lost his
leg, he was back playing g o lf again,” U ecker said.
One o f U ecker’s fondest m em ories was o f Kuenn discussing
the m erits o f an umpire’s call that went against the Brewers.
“ He was unbelievably slow getting out o f the dugout with
that pegleg but he could walk as w ell as anybody,” said
Uecker. “ You could just see the umpires saying, ‘Geez, here
he comes again.’
“ H arvey never had a violent argument w ith anybody, but
you knew he was there,” said Uecker.
Team officials and several Brewers players — Robin
Yount, Pau l M olitor and Jim Gantner — attended the
services.
A ll three players served as pall bearers, along with form er
Brew er players Gormon Thomas and P ete Vuckovich. Kuenn, bom in W est A llis, Wte., set a rookie record with 167
s i n g le s w hile a shortstop w ith the D etroit T igers in 1953, He
had 209 total hits that season along with a .308 batting
average as was named the league’s Rookie o f the Y ear.
He led the league in hitting in 1959 at .353, but was traded
after the season to the Cleveland Indians fo r Rocky Colavito,
who led the A L in home runs that year with 42.
B efore retirin g as a player in 1966, Kuenn played in 15
m ajor-league seasons with D etroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia,
. the San Francisco Giants and the Chicago Cubs.

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940; mane lOwpeod, 960. Stave or
Robert, 9624033.
NEED CASH tor spring break? Buffalo
Exchange at 803 E. Halan and 6644 E.
Tanque Varda pays cash tor fashionable
used clothing. Atoo bada our clothing tor

LOSE W EIGHT fa st Stay healthy while
Increasing energy level. CaM Karen.
834-7096.

2 yam s old, vicinity, P ita * and University.
3 bedroom s, 2 bathe, cathedral ceilings,
flm ptaoe, patio, a i appliance* Including
mlorowaire and ta l atas Waahar end dryer.
Assum able FH A m ortgage. *72,000.
8036664.

FEMALE ROOMMATE wanted to Shore
bedroom In fully furnished cendo. a l
Papago Park. Call Wendy/ Michelle.

yours. G at cash and d o ta ** for spring
break or anytime. Rem em ber, your ctoeet
I* our warehouse.

Louis Vuitton
Men and Women
Louis Vuitton and Gucci
. Purees and Wallets,
Luggage, Briefcases,
Belts, Hats, and Jackets
Highest Quality

Leave Message,
934-4793 or 498-7144

down. Take
8802801.

o ver

paym ents.

Bruce,

NO QU ALIFYING -1,2,3 bedrooom condos
and tawnhousee. Papago Park VUtage
from 168400- 102,000. Bab BuRock,
Realty Executives, 996-2992.
PAPAGO PARK- Gorgeous, just H ie new
oondo- 2 bedroom, pool view , washer,
dryer included N o qualifying 680,600.
Karen, Merrill Lynch Really, 9206666.

NONSM OKING ROOMMATE beaded to
share 2 bedroom , 2Vk bath townhouse.
W asher/dryer. Ctoa* to ASU. 9266/monta
plus half udtttoa. CM» K W h ,730-1246
(hom e) or 8636049 peort).
N O N -SM O K IN G FEM ALE. S hare 2
bedroom , 1 beta apartment with music
grad student. 9210 plus utwtee. 1 mile
from ASU . Avdtable new. 8946828.
RESPONSIBLE, INDEPENDENT Female

TOWNHOUSE. ALL Electric. 2 story, 2
bedroom, 2 bath. All appliances, p od . No
q u a lify in g 9.646 m o rtg a g e. M esa,

to abare tw o bedroom, one bath immedi­
a tely . .92 20, Park slda Apartm ents,
ISSi'
921-7940. -i

UNUSUAL

ROOM FOR rent in furnished house.
L a rge tanoad yard, d o se to campus,
parking, e l am enta**. 9200/ month.
904-8141,'

4 BR HOME
NEAR ASiil - BY OWNER
Very clean, new carpet and palm, A3
furniture Indudad N egotiable In the
70s. ’ ■
CaH/leave m essage, 9 6 7 -5 9 4 0

ROOM NEAR ASU. 9210/ month bidudes
utilities. Cab Toni, 940-7839.
SPACIO U S PRIVATE room with bathroom
In an apartm ent Only9260per month ptus
V> utilities. C a l Scott or Paul, or toava
m u ring*. 821-3303.

apartments fo r rent business
opportunities
2 O R 3 bedroom apartment-UtWttoe pekL

1964 FIERO. Air, plus m ore. Exoaltont
condition. 30,000 m ise, new Urea. 96600/
offer.949-1343. Day*.

ASU % m ie, 9300 o ff with ad. 9686946.

NU CAR Corporalion/Lsasing. Fleet prices
to the pubic. S am up to 91600 to 92500.
947-4010, or 9684411,

RANCHO LAS Palm o* has luxurious on*
and two bedroom apartment* from 3390.
Clubhouse, weightroom, pod, 2 Jacuzzis.
Walk to campus. Open Monday-Saturday,
8294607.

trucks fo r s a lt

STAYING FOR summer? G et summer

1975 TO YO TA pick-up, air, new Uree,
am/fm stereo. Very good condition. Must
sell. 81000.9906052.

ratas nowl Avoid moving ta ta * treat Larga
1-2 bedroom , p o d . No pets. 6944468.

W A L K TO ASU

Summer Discounts
- B e a u tifu lly f u r n is h e d ,
huge one b e d ro o m ,; one
bath; 2 bedroom . 2 full
b a th a p a r tm e n ts . A ll
u tilitie s paid. Only 1 2 block
from campus. Cable TV,
heated pool and spacious
taundry facilities’. Friendly,
courteous management.

M 'wm m m ®

Terrace Road
Apartments
950 S. Terrace

iiE

966-8540

GUARANTEED ISSUE M ajor ere d i card
program. N o oolatorai required! Form er*
information ca6 Ron, 7309608.
8 W ORK a t, hom e 8. Company needs
workers statewide to m a l circulara. F i* *
auppHea/postage asm to your home. Mo
investm ent. F ra * Inform ation. Send
S.A.S.E. kx JWF, Box 87064, Phoenix,
Arizona, 86032-7064.

help wanted
98/, HOUR. Immediate opening. Work In
downtown Central corridor. N eed Trans. Hours 8-10, d m « Mondaytall 2306200.

»

APPLICATIO NS ENGINEER. Growing hitech company n eed* indivkfoal to assist in
product planning, developm ent, and Integ­
ration o f com pu ter-based draw in g
management and coversion system s. WM
b e responsible tor evaluating new techno­
logies Into current and future product
Unas, com petitor analysis, and sales
material preparation. Requires BS in
Computer Science or Engineering with
strong knowledge o f C, Unix, and/or DOS,
CAO/CHM and technology research. Send
resume to: GTX Corporation, Attention
Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85621.
CAFE HAS openings during krnoh hour*
for waitress and counter persons. Apply at
K evin '* Com er Cafe, 1725 W . University.

s te te f t w

help wanted

help teamed

CAREERS IN data processing. From entry
lavai to highly tsohnlcsL in tha alata of
CsMomia. W rits to us to receive moro
Information and your fro e oopy. 2404 E.
Nutwood Ava-, C-32, Fullerton. CA 22631.
CHILD CARE H elper to care for 2 young,
darting children afternoons. Near Paradise'
VallsyM sIl. own transportation necessary.
992-2840.
COLLEGE STUDENTS patVdme. W e
need 3 enthusiastic collage students to
work 4 9 Monday-Thursday, 10-2 Satur­
day. 85 hourly phM bonuses. C a l Mr. Rod,
921-2807.
COOK (PART-TIM E) tor residential treatment center, p.m . and weekends. Send
employment history and salary requiremento. P O. boit 8500, Phoenix, 88088.
DELIVERY DRIVERS and sandwich pack­
ers needed. 11 a.m.- 2 p.m. Call Salads

help teamed

DICK'S HAMBURGERS now accepting
applications. Alt hours available. Apply at
Dick's, 856 South Rural._________________
EARNING MONEY during spring break is
as easy ss signing your name. Petition
circulators needed. Arizona residents
only. Paid dally. 381-0143._______________
ENERGETIC STUDENTS wanted to repre­
sent licensed sporting good product.
Excellent earnings for the next 80 days,
Monday- Friday, 5-8 p.m ., Saturday and
Sunday, 10-5. 301-3804.
ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN (mechani­
cal), second or third year mechanical
engineering or. technology. Som e related
experience decked. Must be available
minimum 20 hours per w eek. 85.50 and
up. 956-8200, ____________________ .
ENTERTAINERS^-ALENTED people: A
new and exciting entertainment agency Is
looking tor D ye acts ready to perform.
Bands, dancers, m odels, musicians,
downs, etc., etc. Call Monday-Friday, 12-5
p.m. 9855888.__________________________
E N TH U S IA S TIC A N D H ardw orking
individuals- C ircle K Is hiring in your area.
W e offer tuition reimbursement, benefits
package, peld training, and convenient
work locations. M arview s hold 1125 S.
Terrace Rd. 8:30-1 Monday and 3239 N.
20th St. 8-2 Monday through Friday.
SUMMER )ob near D.C.Jewish residential summer cam p ie the
e x c it in g

beautiful CatocUn Mountains. Looking tor
counselors and specialists in waterfront
gymnastics, tennis, boating, athletics, arts
and crafts, etc. Great salary, great loca­
tion , g re a t jo b . G iv e us a c a ll,
301-868-CAMP.
EXPERIENCED BANQUET servers. Must
have black/whtte. Starting at 86/hour. Can
immediately, TAD Tem poranee, 287-7254.
EXTRA MONEY is nice, but you can help
people tool Donate plasm a tor up to $120
a month. First donation in a calendar week
$10, second donation In sam e calendar
w eek $20 (Mondsy-Saturday). New donors
receive $5 bonus on that donation with this
ad. University Plasm a Center, Associated
Btoectonce o f Tem po Inc., 1015 S. Rural
Rd., Tem pe, AZ. 9888130. Effective until
further notice.
FULL/ PART-TIM E advertising sales
people tor exciting, new, “ Campus-type
D irectory." 8681705, 277-4742._________
HOST INTERNATIONAL Inc., one o f the
Marriott Companlee and the leader In
airport food and beverage service is
-looking tor friendly, outgoing Individuals to
work In a variety o f positions at Terminal 3,
Sky Harbor Airport. Position openings
include office clerk, cocktail server, snack
bar attendant, bus person, cafeteria line
server, host/hostess. W e o ffe r " an
outstanding compensation package which
includes com petitive w ages, malor'Insur­
ances, profit sharing, stock purchase,
educational assistance, a liberal meal
allowance, flexible scheduling, opportuni­
ties for advancement, and more. For mors
information or to apply tor employment,
drop by our administrative Cflices at Sky
Harbor Airport, Terminal 3, W est end of
L e v e l.3, Monday-Friday, 9:00 a.m .9:00

personali

SUMMER POSITIONS Available: Life,
guards, Instructors, assistant pool mane-

ACU RA LEGEND "P M ” , I liked what I
saw at fits entrance to PS-1. Maroon-Z.

friendly, and sociable Individual. Apply In
parson at 310 8 . MW, Hayden Square.

gars, and pool managsre ne e ded at the
City o f Scottsdale's three aquatic facilities.
Part-time, flexible hours, and good pay!
CaN job information In s at 9942395 or
Recreation Division at 9942408.

AGO CYNTHA- Sunday was too much tont
I’m witting to brave Cam efback and tha
cacti If you are. A date? Casa.

PART-TIME HOUSE cleaning and filing,
$8 per hour, weekends only. 9482003.
PRESCHOOL STAFF. New Kids Are
P e o p le T o o P resch o o l, C h andler.
9283484.

VERY BRIGHT person with excellent
typing skWs needed tor unique full-time
poaition In Scottsdale. 941-3812.

RED EYE has openings for part-time and
fuM im e management positions In pur
Christovm Mall location for non-smoking
recent high-school graduates. Interested
In the excitem ent o f gals fashions? Can
Gwen at 2488839, no experien ce
necessary.

W ANTED: TALENT for student produced
commercial. O ne male, one fem ale. CaN
Carla, 921-3186, or m assage.

RELIABLE RESTAURANT delivery drivers
wanted. Two shifts. Part-tlme/FulMime.
South Scottsdale. WIN train. Call between
1812 tor appointm ent 423-0095.
RESORT HOTELS, cruisellnes, airlines,
and amusement parks now accepting
applications tor summer jobs, internships,
and career positions. For information and
application write National C ollegiate
Recreation, P.O . box 8074, Hilton Head
Island, SC 29938.

WANTED: VOLUNTEERS tor the Arizona
State Hospital. If you are interested,
please contact Susan, 2208014.

SUMMER
RECREATION
LEADERS
,

Part-time

$ 5 .5 2 -$ 7 .4 8 /h o u r
Apply in person by
March 25,1988-

TEMPE COMMUNITY
SERVICES
DEPARTMENT

SOFTWARE ENGINEER. Requires MS in
Computer Science/Engineering with a
strong background in Artificial Intelligence
and proficiency in C. Industry-related
experience in Expert System design and
implementation, familiarity with MC680X0,
Sun/ Unix highly desirable. Creativity and
ability to work in a team environment
necessary. Send resume to: GTX Corpora­
tion, Attention: Human resources 5-3,
8838 N 23rd Ave., Phoenix, Arizona

Equal Opportunity Employer

655 E. Southern
Tempe, AZ

731-8381

SUMMER CAMP Jobs! YM CA camp
outside o f Tucson In O racle is looking for
students, graduates, and teachers to work
this summsr June 8 to August 21. Counse­
lors. directors, kitchen, program arid main­
tenance staff, horseback riding, nature,
arts and crafts, and swimming staff are
also needed. G ood salary plus room and
board. Call 1-8840987 or write: YM CA
Camp, 618 N. 5th A ve., Tucson 85705 for
applications or information.

Instruction
AEROBIC INSTRUCTORS certification
workshop at Phoenix Center for Sports
M edicine, April 22-24, by National Aerob­
ica Training Association. CaN 9639416.
AEROBIC INSTRUCTORS certification
workshop at Phoenix Canter tor Sports
Medicine. Aprii 22-24, by National Aerob­
ics Training Association. CaN 9639415.
COMPUTER CONFUSED? Training on
system s, operations, and software. Low
rates. CaN SO S Consultants, 989-7361.
ENGLISH TUTOR and typist available tor
composition writing skWs, term papers,
research papers, reports, resumes. Four
years experience. C a l 8341367.
HANG GUDEI Gently sloping MH just
south o f Tamps. Ssto and exciting.
8 u p erb grou p- ra tea .
897-7121.

W ln d sp orta,

INTERIOR DECORATING: American Insti­
tuto o f Interior Design. 6 month1course.
C lasse« start weekly. 16865 E. Parkview,
Fountain Hills. 9469501.
MATH TUTOR- can help with algebra and
calculus (exam ple: MAT 106, 115, 117,
118,270,271,272). Low rates. CaN Patti,

program. Maks $1489 monthly and excel­
lent resume experience. Call 230-3006.
TAKE THE first step. Com e and talk to the
professionals at Kristi’s Talent. The top
agency In Denver, Colorado is seeking
actors and m odels for Its new Scottsdale
office. If you have the look, call Susie at
948900Ô.

ACADEM Y OF
R E C O R D IN G S C IE N C E S

now-offers training
-in audio engineering
. in Phoenix.

4 9 3 -9 8 9 8

. jewelry

telephone interviewers. Part-time day and
evening hours available. Absolutely no
sales. $4 per hour. Call Susan at

CASH FOR gold and diamonds. Mill
Avenue Jew elers, 414 S. Mill, Suite 104,
Tem pe. 968-5967.

Smith. 090-3424.
MEDICAL OFFICE In Scottsdale needs
ful-tim e general help. WIN train bright
person. 7701E. Indian School Road, Suita

- / » ik

8

MODELS/TALENT: Our search never
ends! C a l the talent scouts at Tondu
Studios. 284-3630.
NEED MOTIVATED parsons to work poolsida at valley resorts selling suncare and
sun wear. Must be personable and have
own transportation. C a l 941-2751' for

PART-TIME

COOK wanted.

Hayden, Bcottodals.

3310

N.

STOP!

KD-tove, V .P.
FRIENDS O F Fudge: The P.V . is leaving
tor Puerto Penyasco today. You’re invited,

JEANNE SAYW ER (from W isconsin):
W ish w e could have met under better
circumstances. Hope you are feeling
belter. If you would like to, I would like to
take you to lunch sometim e. Stove Raws

K APPA DELTA Lisa Conyers. The best big
sis anywhere! I’m so excited! AN my
dream s cam e true! You’re just wonderfull
Love in KD, HI Christine.
KD KIM S. I can't watt tW Mazatlanl Only
one more day till bear, man, sun, sand,
man, men, and more heart KD love, Jenny
Bond.
KD MARY O. Have an awesom e spring
break! I'll miss you my little friend. KD

DON’T BUY A LEMON
Get a com plete inspectionby a pro­
fessional before you buy ... only $35.
M obile A u to Consultants

941-3032
W e’ll com e to you!

AUTO
ACCIDENT?
Former Phoenix
Police Officer.
Lim ited to personal
in ju ry and fam ily law.
Free consultation in
accident matters.

KD PLEDGES- What enthusiasm! Keep up
the great work) Much KD love, Jane.
KD PLEDGE Chris- You’re an awesom e
girl and I'm soooo happy to have you
aboard! Keep sm ilin' that cute smNsI Love
ya ', Krista.
KD RACHEL- It wiN aN blow over so don't
you fret. H ave fun over spring break and
I'N miss you! Love, Jenny Bond.
KD SO NIA, w e’re gonna have a ripenortin’
time over spring break. You’re the best
pledget KD love, Jen.____________________
KD SPROUT- You 're d ie gra stoat sprouster ever. H ave a blast over spring break.
Love ya’ mucho, Jenny Bond.
LITTLE SIS Tuck- The quest is on tor me,
but M ee is tor you. H ave fun over spring
break! KD love. Staph.

266-3900

Tem pe Area
Sell banking services
to existing customers
Hours: Monday-Friday 4-10 p.m .
Plus Saturday,
S a.in.-1 p.m . or 1:30-6:30 p.m .
Must work minimum 3 nights per
weak

With Commissions
( 6- 10/hour
Professional
required
Must be
bright

M ATT P. Absence makes the heart grow
fonder so prepare tor a wonderful new
beginning whan you return. I love you
m ore than evert W endy Mouse.

NICKI CHARNEY. One more day! I can't
watt. It’s gonna be the best spring break

RENT THE
TOP MOVIES

RENTAL
NETWORK
• No Way O ut
• The B ig Easy
« Spacebars
• Robocop
• L o st Boys

829-1966
tra n s p o rta tio n
ALL STATES Driveeway - Cars available 21 or older. 992-6200.

NOOOLE: HAVE I told you lately how
much the sun wiN always shine on TV?

ATTENTION: FREE cars to aU major
cities. 21 or older. CaN AAA Driveaway,

Love, Pokey.

2779679. *

to m eet you. Any chances? An interested
Theta Dett.
SHAW N. HAVE a Happy B-day. S ee you
at W est LA. Save m e a dance. Love, your
little brother.

travel
AIRLINE DISCOUNTS: Fly Continental
USA. Stay aN summer, changes permuted,
$375 round trip: Alaska $550. W orld wide
discounts. Soma restrictions apply. Travel
Tips Unlimited, 969-7233.

224-5625
No Fee

EOE

AIRLINE- ONE way to Minneapolis on 3/7,
NWA- non-stop, late afternoon. Call Doug,
9269204.

great time. Todd.__________________

AUTO- SHARE driving, expensas to
Minneapolis, 3/8. C a l Doug. 9269204.

THANK YO U St. Jude, St. Agnes, St.
Aloysius, S t Lucy, and St. C ecelia for
favors granted. MMP.

ORLANDO/ PHOENIX round-trip airline
ticket. Leaving 3-30, return 4 4 . $230/ best
offer. Tan ya 7849323.

TKE. GET ready for a raging time over
Spring Break. Rocky Point or bust!! A J .

SIGHTSEEING BY air, shared expenses,
pilot included! Cheapl Local trips, exam­
ples: Grand Canyon, Sadona, Painted
desert. Smalt aircraft, maximum 3 people.
CaN Paul, 9934651.

TREE- HAVE a great time In Florida! I'N
miss yal Love,. Onion.
________________
TRI SIGMA O fficers are doing a fantastic
job! Keep R up!

FOUND IN crosswalk in front o f COB.
A ctive Filter Design (supplement disk).
CaN 839-3792.

(formerly comedy 101)

Every Rlday In the
MU Cinema
1Ì3 0 p m -i:3 0 pm

personals

It's

I

typing/
word processing

FREE

Alto today:

SKI CONDO: March 13-19, Reno/ Tahoe.
Includes ski shuttle. Maks offer. D ave,
938-2764.
SPRING BREAK S padai o ffe r Copper
Mountain- 3 days, 3 nights. Lift, rooms,
air-fare, aN for under 3300. March 11,12,
1 3 Must safl package. C a l 234-6515 tor
more information.

free tosÿfôuiid

STH 'S JENNIFER, Misty, and Heidi: W e're
gain ' back to Catty, Catty. -Trip latelyAnyone tor soma shmataz. Don't mass
with my hearts. N o smurfs allowed (only
kidding). -Donnie, have fun in IL with Ed.
Jackie, hava a good time In Arizona. Love,
Tammi.

Som e graphics available. Call Debbio,
961-1405.
ANYTHING TYPED . Reasonable and
timely. IBM/ Laser printer. W ordstrong,
953-3465.

Apache/Rural. 986-7630.
ASTUTE CO M PU TING . Profession al,
guaranteed: typing, resumes, graphics,
etc. Fasti Near ASU. Ron, 829-1509,
8335532.
CALL ME tor fast, accurate, quality service
at com petitive prices. C lose to ASU .
966-2186.

FLYING FINGERS now has a Mac II and
laser printer! Resum es, reports, etc.
Susan, 945-1500.__________________ _____
FORMER ASU staffers- W ord Perfect and
Xerox memory writers. Experienced with
APA, MLA, graduate school, etc.- gradu­
ate students and faculty work w elcom e.
945-6302, Donna and Joan.
LETTER PERFECT word processing.
Rush jobs no problem. Dissertations, term
p a p ers, resu m es,
820-7778.

th e ses.

Q u ality!

Q U A L ITY , Q U IC K T ypin g. P a p ers,
reports, resumes. Pick-up/delivery avail­
able. O ne day service available. Ginny,

QUALITY TYPIN G O R WORD PROCESS­
ING. Cheap! Free pickup and delivery,
Shelly. 860.3950.________________________
SHORT O F TIM E? f. can help. R ea­
son ab le. P ro fessio n a l. G u aranteed.
Experienced in academ ic. CaN Jessie
9455744.
S U S A N 'S W O R D P ro c e s s in g and
Graphics; Orvcsmpus pick-up and deliv­
ery tw ice weekly; spatting and grammar
corrections; rush orders accepted; organi­
zation, flow, Gantt charts: graphs; $150
double spaced page; 497-0558.
THE PAPERW ORKS- Thesis, report and
resume typing- IBM com patible word
processing, Near ASU. 9219675.

avert I love ya ', Jen.

Call

ADDTEMPS

$1.50 PER page. Any Type W ord Process­
ing. Spelling and grammar corrected.

TYPIN G - PICK up information sheet at
Hayden Library copy center.
TYPIN G SERVICE near ASU. Quick
turnaround. O ver 30. years secretarial
service. 946-9962
W EST CAMPUS Typing. Laser print avail­

MICHELLE BONAR: W here's your compo­
site? S ee the TDX office.

a tt i r e

articulate and
• pj

$1.50 DOUBLE spaced page. A-1 toller
quality word processing. 32 years exper­

956-5163.

M ARY ARMBURST. I'm so glad w e're
going to Mazatlan together! Y ou 're the
greatest! Love, Jen.

TAM I HALL. Your Spring Break is finally
hare. M exico wiN be madness. Have a

TELEMARKETING
Part-time Jobs

9444882.

FAST RETURN- Experienced typist wifi
adit spelling, punctuation, grammar. Accu­
racy guaranteed. Joan, 838-0772.

KEVIN SCHWARTZ

has been a blast- Thanks! Hava a great
spring break! Love, Becfcl.

Interview.
OVER8EAS JOBS, summer, year around.
Europe, South Am erica,.Australia, Asia.
A l fields. $8082000 month. Sightseeing.
Free Information. W rite UC. P O Box
S2-AZ03, Corona Del Mar, CA 82825.

A P A R T M E N T F IN D E R S
F re e R e n ta l S e rv ic e
70,000 U n its T o C h o o s e
F ro m
894-1391
. T e m p e O ffic e

SIGMA NU N ovice W ayne: The past week

987-4441.

$1.25/ PAG E and up. Clasa/ term papers,
thesis: resum es $12. Laser printer. Pick­
up/ delivery available. C a l Sue anytime.

ARE YOU looking tor high quality typing?
CaN Paper Chase Secretarial S ervice,

PI PHI Lori M eyer. I'v e seen you around
for som e tim e now. Would like very much

TEMPE MARKET research firm needs

typing/
word processing

ience. Marian, 8394239.

ED., HAVE a great break! I’N miss you FT.

KD MEMBERS love their Pledges!!

817949046.

SUMMER W ORK: Work while back EastInterviewing now for full-time summer
work In a sales and business management

BOO- BOO: Hope your break is great.
Thanx for caning. Take care, I’N miss yal It

love, Jen.

85021.

SPANISH TUTOR needed. Top dollar.
Call 941-5206.

BETAS. THANKS for the toga! Have a
great break. CaN us. W e hops to get
together soon! Staidusters.

HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair
rem oved permanently by electrolysis. Free
consultation, located In Tem pe. Can
Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Canter,
829-7829.

(B ast H a«. 7849742)._________ __________

residential treatment center for EH adoles­
cents, starting 4/1. Good phone skills, type
70 plus words per minute, must know word
processing on Apple lie (pretorrably),
assist in variety of secretarial duties, 2
years computer/ clerical experience.
$12,384. South Phoenix location. Send
resume : P.O . Box 8500, Phoenix, AZ
86065.

tion, Attention Human Resources S-4,
8838 N. 23rd Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 86021.

ATO DAVE Rook. Have a fantastic time tor
Mazatlanl I’N miss you! Christine.

RSVP.

SECRETARY/ RECEPTIONIST needed at

SOFTWARE ENGINEER. Growing hi-tech
company needs individual to develop
automatic Raster to Vector conversion
software. BS In Computer Science or
Mathematics required. Must be familiar
with im age processing, pattern recogni­
tion, C and MC88QXO. Creativity and
ability to work In a team environment
neceesary. Send resume to: GTX Corpora­

A-PHI ELISE Etaberry: Rocky Potori, a
house, you- This aprtng break I got H
m ade!! Alan.

GUARANTEED I8SUE Major credit card
program. No consterai required! For more
information cad Ron, 730-9606.

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Track_____
CdhMmMd from p a g * 13.

“ Then, be ran with the m ile relay team ,”
Gorman said. “ They ran their fastest tim e
o f the year.”
Lovelace, Tim Woods, Gordon Bugg, and
Curtis Moss o f the ASU men’s 4x400-meter
relay team boasted a 3:09.23 tim e, finishing
over seven seconds faster than second-place
NAU.
Chip Rish, who norm ally runs with the
relay team , had problems with his le ft leg
and was replaced by Lovelace.
A fter the m ile relay, Lovelace competed
in the m ile run.
“ lie has never ran a m ile in his life (in
com petition),” Gorman said. “ He was
helping his team m ate J e ff (Sm ith) to
qu alify.”
Smith qualified fo r the championships
with a 4:08.9 tim e in the m ile run, clearing
the required, amount by nearly three
seconds.
Gorman said Lovelace was trying to help
Smith keep the necessary pace during the
early stages o f the race.
Sun D evil Belzner reached a personal best
o f 6-0 in the women’s high jump. Belzner had
already qualified fo r the championships
with a 5-11% m ark ea rlier this season.
“ Her jump would qualify t e r fo r the
NCAA outdoor standard,” Gorman said.
But the jump would te v e had to be in an

outdoor stadium in order fo r her to qualify
for the outdoor championships.
In the women’s 400 m eters, Toinette
Holmes sped to a 54.75 tim e, leading the
competition.
“ Toinette ran a very good race,” Gorman
said. “ A ll o f the (A S U ) coaches are pleased
with the w ay she perform ed.”
Gea Johnson finished in second place in
the first heat of the women’s 55-meter
hurdles, .25 seconds faster than Lennon
Gardner. But it was Gardner who took
second place in the finals.
“ Both made it to the finals,” Gorman
said. “ Gea was competing in the shot put at
the tim e o f the race.”
Donna M irani put the shot 40-0 feet giving
ASU first place honors, and out-distanced
Johnson’s hoist by a half an inch. Lennon
Gardner took fourth with a 33-11 toss.

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