state press Voi. 70 NO.23 • 1 « Copyright, State Press. 1987 A ri2o na State Uni ve rs ity’s Morning Daily Friday, S e p te m b e r 2 5 ,1 9 8 7 Tempe, Arizona Ream initiates A-rem oval bid By TRACY SCOTT State Press T o d d G re e n /S ta te P ress Problem solving Representatives, from m inority groups on campus met with ASASU officers upstairs in the MU Thursday night to discuss problems faced by m inority students at ASU. Mecham claims lease on Arizona’s top office By TW YLA PUMROY State Press PHOENIX — The Mecham Recall Committee is urging Gov. Evan Mecham to resign from office “for the good of the state,” in a letter that was sent to the governor’s office Thursday. Mecham was in Lake Havasu City at the “Governor’s Rural Development Conference.” Speaking to reporters there, he said, “It would sure take a lot more credibility of a request than theirs to get me to do anything. I have a fouryear lease on the office.” The letter urges Mecham to resign from office and “put the interests of the people of this state above (his) own,” recall committee officials said during a press conference at their headquarters, 10 W. Camelback Road. The letter urges Mecham’s resignation in order “to avoid the considerable consternation that a continued term of office is certain to bring,” adding the governor does “not have the support of even one-third of the people of this state.” “We’ve got to give the man a chance,” Ed Buck said. “I would think that he should give serious consideration to the thought of resigning. Every bit of data that I have seen has shown that his support is declining.” Buck said the group has collected 226,518 signatures, meaning another 123,482 signatures are needed in the next 40 days to meet the group’s goal of 350,000. But the governor said, “Tell them to turn them in to Rose Mofford and see how many they have that's really valid." The total number of validated signatures required to get the recall on the ballot is 216,746. Two things favor the recall, Buck said. Petitions are being circulated by volunteers who “really care” about the drive and the recall com m ittee has “created the biggest voter Tempe city councilman William Ream asked his colleagues Thursday night to initiate a plan to physically remove the A from the mountain north of Sim Devil Stadium. “It reflects poorly on the University to see a bunch of junk colors oh the A,” Ream said. “As a representative of the-city of Tempe, I find it disheartening to see the A trashed up there in the view of hundreds of people driving by every day.” The mountain is officially the property of the city, but the responsibility of painting the A has traditionally fallen to the University. But Tempe Mayor Harry Mitchell said, “It is Tempe’s A to begin with. It belongs to the city.” Over the past four years, the A has been painted over many times, often with the result aesthetically displeasing to the community, Mitchell said. “Students should not be up there continually painting it, like it is,” Mitchell said. In addition, groups that have painted the A have often left empty paint cans and other debris on the mountain, causing a cleanup problem for the city, Mitchell said. But Councilman Pat Hatton said the city should not get involved because painting the A is a University tradition. Ream said he is “willing to listen to the Arizona Sta!e University student body,” and that “they should come before us and show us that they want the A kept up there and have a program and desire to maintain it.” The council decided to draft the proposal, after which a public hearing will afford the opportunity for students to show their support for the A. registration drive in (Arizona) history.” Buck said he felt encouraged by recent statistics from recent polls. The Phoenix Gazette published Thursday results of a poll which indicate a 9 percent increase in the number of Arizona adults who support a recall election. The recall committee also released a breakdown of its budget and the amount of donations received thus far. Donations total $104,090 and the committee’s biggest expense has been printing costs, amounting to $35,311, Buck said. Naomi Harward, chairwoman for the recall, said her biggest concern is increasing hostility of “ Mecham supporters." Recall committee officials said another “high profile day” is planned for Oct. 10. with plans to saturate the Arizona State Fair throughout its Oct. 21-30 run. The group’s first "high-profile day,” Sept. 19, garnered more than 10,000 signatures. > Recall effort hurting GOR, Kyi says J. MICHAEL HOEHN State Press Arizona GOP Congressman Jon Kyi told an ASU audience Thursday that the Mecham recall movement is hurting the Republican party and may discourage young voters from registering Republican. “It’s a sham e when a party gets tagged with a particular reputation because of a particular person,” Kyi said, speaking before a group of 50 College Republicans in the MU Pinal Room. Kyi, who earlier this week drafted a letter against the recall, said Republicans should be Working on upcoming elections instead of worrying about the recall. “ We know there are going to be candidates for (Arizona Sen. Dennis) DeConcini’s spot, and we should be concentrating on that instead of ‘whatiffing’ about the governor,” he said. Kyi, a member of the House Armed S ervices C om m ittee, also ' defended American involvement in the Persian Gulf as necessary to protect oil interests, show support for American allies in the region and “deny the Soviets monopolistic control” over the area. “We’ve got to maintain a presence in the area that denies (the Soviets) the ability to make it their lake,” he said. Kyi said supporting “moderate” states in the area is im portant for improving American credibility in the region. Jon Kyi He said .the Iran-Contra affair and the pull-out of American Marines from Lebanon in 1984 have damaged America’s reputation inside today in the area. “Our reputation there is not very good,” he said. “We have one last chance to prove our mettle.” Kyi said Iran would not attack American naval ships in the Gulf but might commit te rr o ris t a tta c k s ag a in st A m erican embassies. He also discussed his recent visit to Central America, where he delivered a letter from 75 U.S. Congressman to Costa Rican P resident Oscar Arias. Arias authored a peace proposal for the five C entral A m erican nations, and the Congressmen’s letter expressed concern about the plan’s chances for success. “ I’m very concerned that there is no good thought about what we do when this plan fails,” Kyi said. He said the plan will fail because “the Sandinistas do not ever intend to give up power.” “We need to support it because we need credibility,” he said. “We need to pursue the peace process and at the same time prepare for the contingency of its failure.” Kyi said continued support of the Contras should be part of that preparation. ASU WEATHER C h an ce of thunderstorm s w ith an ex­ pected high in th e low 90s. MARTIN CURRAN T h e fam ily of th e m an w ho shot T em p e Police Lt. John B radshaw rem em ber a C urran as a “ d ed icated teach er and lover of ch ild ren. ” Page 3. C la s s ifie d ................................................ 17 C o m ics........................................................ 14 O p in io n ................... 4 E n tertain m en t.......................................... 9 S p o rts ............................................ 15 Statt Press 8 world/nation in brief Vessel explodes, sinks in Gulf; supports mine threat contention MANAMA, Bahrain (AP) — Shipping experts said Thursday that a small research vessel exploded and sank in the northern Persian Gulf, supporting the U.S. Navy’s contention that Iran has seeded the busy waterway with mines. American and Kuwaiti officials meanwhile denied reports that one, and possibly two, U.S.-escorted convoys were steaming through the gulf. Also Thursday, Iraq’s official news agency said Iraqi warplanes flew 96 combat missions into Iran during the day and that Iran had shelled the port city of Basra, killing 12 civilians. Iran’s official news agency denied die report. Lloyd’s Shipping Intelligence Service in London, which monitors shipping around the world, said the 180-ton research survey vessel Marissa exploded and sank early Tuesday. The sketchy Lloyd’s report said there were three survivors and four “casualties,” apparently meaning fatalities. Gulfbased shipping executives said the vessel sank without sending any distress signal. Traces of cancer-causing dioxin found in some paper products WASHINGTON (AP) — Tiny amounts of dioxin, a potent cause of cancer in lab animals, are found in many paper products — such as coffee filters, napkins and tampons — that have gone through a chlorine bleaching process, the Environmental Protection Agency announced Tliursday. But die agency said it believes there is no health hazard from using those products. John T. Moore, assistant administrator for pesticides and toxic substances, told a news conference that the extra risk of cancer to humans, according to ‘armchair calculations,” appeared to be around one in a million, which he called “negligible risk.” •“I’in not going to change my lifestyle habits or purchasing patterns of products made from bleached paper,” Moore said. Dioxins are formed as an inevitable byproduct of the manufacture of certain chemicals, notably pesticides, using chlorine. There are 210 dioxins and related chlorinecontaining compounds, but most of the concern arises from one, called 2,3,7,8-TCDD. Deadline looms for millions to adjust tax withholding WASHINGTON (AP) - Less than a week before the deadline, millions of American workers have yet to file a new Form W-4 to adjust their tax withholding to conform with the overhauled federal tax code. Under the law, enacted a year ago, workers must file a new W-4 with their employers before Oct. .1. Those who fail to comply could find their take-home pay sharply reduced. The Internal Revenue Service, updating a survey completed by the Roper polling organization in late July, estimates that about 80 percent of workers have filed withholding forms this year. Since the agency was expecting about 94 million to file, that means about 18 million have not. “It’s late, but there is still time to adjust your paycheck,” IRS spokeswoman Johnelle Hunter said Thursday, “it might be a good idea, even if you have filed a form earlier this year, to maifP the calculations again and, if necessary, file a new form to bring withholding in line with liability.” The new withholding forms are necessary because the 1986 tax overhaul made many changes in basic tax provisions that affect many people. Biden has ‘no com plaints,’ begins shutting down campaign DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Delaware Sen. Joseph Biden professed “no rancor, no complaints” Thursday as he began sbutting down his Democratic presidential campaign. “I’m a big boy,” Biden said. “Every other time in my life when I’ve faced something where I’ve lost, I have learned a lesson from it.” Biden withdrew from the race Wednesday following disclosures that he had plagiarized parts of his campaign speeches and misrepresented his academic record. Pid<>n on Thursday dismissed suggestions that a rival candidate leaked the disclosures. “Nobody did this to Joe Biden,” he said. “There had to be something there for that to stitch together. “I feel badly, not for me. I feel badly for those people in there,” Biden said after a 20-minute closed-door meeting with c a m p a i g n staffers and backers. “My political future is secure. I’ll be back.” today Meetings •Beta Alpha Psi w ill be having “ P re­ interview P arty II” to day a t 7 p.m . in th e M U A lum ni Lounge. •The Biomedical Engineering Society w ill b e holding a g en eral m eeting to day a t 2 :4 0 p .m . in C O B 3 5 0 . A nyone w ith an interest in m edicine arid en g in eering is w elcom e. •The Whitefield Society w ill m eet to day a t 12 :40 p .m . in D anforth C h ap el. Topic: "D evelo p in g a Theolo gical F ou n datio n.” •H illel Union of Jewish Students w ill be holding Rosh H ash an a S ervices today at 9 :3 0 a.m . in H ille l, 1012 S . M ill A ve. •AIESEC w ill be m eeting to day a t 4 p .m . in th e M U M ohave Room . R onald L itvins, vice p resident o f D rexel Burnham Lam bert R e alty In c ., w ill b e g uest sp eaker. •The American Federation of Teachers and University Employees, Local 2050, w ilt hold its m onthly m em bership m eeting to d ay a t 12 :30 p .m . in th e M U G ila R oom . O pen to all faculty, staff and student w o rk e rs ; c a ll 9 6 8 -3 4 4 7 fo r m o re inform ation. •University Fellowship w ill be having a night o f special m usic and praise Sunday a t 7:3 0 p.m . In th e M U Pim a Room . •The ASU Rugby Team hosts Em bry R iddle fo r th e first A rizo n a U nion m atch of th e season S atu rd ay a t 1 0 :3 0 a.m . on S ahuaro F ie ld . C om e ch ee r fo r th e team . •The Counselor Training Center in Payne H all, Room 4 0 2 , o ffers fre e personal and Announcem ents •The ASU Comedy Club w ill b e giving a fre e perform ance today a t 12:30 p.m . in th e M U C inem a. All a re w elcom e to com e laugh it up. career counseling fo r fu ll-tim e students, a nom inal fe e fo r others. H ours a re 8 a.m . to 9 p.m . M onday, T u esd ay and Thursday,; 8 a.m . to 5 p .m . M o nd ay and W ednesday. For an appointm ent c a ll 9 6 5 -5 0 6 7 . C O N D O M IN IU M S T h e in te llig e n t a p p ro a c h . . . 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Curran giving, devoted school teacher A Z SUB D E V IL PIZZA • SUBS • SALADS ITALIAN DINNERS 3' - 4' - 6' SUBS FOR ALL OCCASIONS PARTY TRAYS NOW AVAILABLE By MIKE BURGESS State Press Martin Curran’s fam ily is trying to remember the devoted school teacher who loved children, the man who would dress up as a clown and visit the elderly in hospitals. Curran is also known as the man who killed the first Tempe police officer to die in the line of duty. “Martin — and this sounds strange after what occurred — hated violence,” she said. Curran, a 1971ASU graduate in fine arts, went “berserk and repeated several times that he was going to kill Officer Royer,” according to the police report on the incident. “ He always loved children, not only the ones in his classroom,” Dale said. “He would dress up as a clown at bazaars and visit elderly people in the hospital at the holidays. He did that all the time. He was always giving of himself. “There was no nervous breakdown,” she said, responding to reports Curran had suffered a breakdown several years ago in New Orleans. Curran recently suffered from “jobrelated stress” and had been having problems in his relationship with his girlfriend, the police report said. RJ f P IT C H E R S O F B E E R S T I L L $2.00 BEER O N TAP: MILLER, MILLER LITE, BUD & LOW ENBRAU DARK Curran, a third grade teacher at Tempe’s Holdeman Elementary School, 1326 West 18th St., was killed Sunday by three shotgun blasts after he took a motorcyclist hostage and fatally shot Tempe police Lt. John Bradshaw, a 20-year veteran and father of four. But the man who killed Bradshaw was different from the man his family knew. “It really has been tormenting for our family,” Curran’s sister Laura Dale said in an interview Thursday. “Everybody has thrown around everything, but we just have no idea (what went wrong). ^ Page 3 Friday, September 25,1987 Laboratory tests conducted on Curran by the Maricopa County medical examiner’s office revealed no traces of drugs or alcohol. Dale and two other family members visited police headquarters to offer the department their sympathy. “I tried to assure them that there was no ill talk or outward feelings against the family about what happened,” said Lt. Jam es Palmer, who spent 15 minutes talking with the family. “It’s rally against the man Who committed the act. “ I’m sure it was very difficult for them to crane down here. They had no idea what our attitude would be.” Curran was buried Thursday at St. Francis Catholic Cemetery, 5005 E. 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For Info call 244-0404. l i i l i l w v /X w X v X ' '*•*•%*•*•*•*•%*«*•*•*•*•* I»*«*.*.***»*»*«^.*»***.*«*#***«%*«***»%*»***»*«*******«*#*, s7 P m - 9 p ^ r s ä g s a . «& & & * * * J *fW °n s fe rß 1.95 T e a ® . . iWÄVW Nions*©* IN TEMPE CENTER AFTER HOURS l a-15a m - 3:30 * D ont forget SATURDAY COUNTDOWN „ starting a t 8pm l i l i l í i l i iiS&i&SSíí;!:¡vIvavWvív I Slate Press Friday, September 25,1987 Page 4 C o y C u o m o New York governor is Democrat’s only hope in 1988 Mike Royko Tribune Media Services ÊËÛ 1 A few weeks ago, I expressed the opinion that Mario Cuomo was by far the strongest potential candidate the Democrats have and that he should stop being coy and get,in there and run for president. That’s not an original thought. Ever since Cuomo made his electrifying keynote speech at the 1984 Democratic convention, most political pros have viewed him as the best candidate for next year. And it’s obvious that Republicans fear Cuomo more than any other Democrat. The tip-off is that Republican columnists keep lavishing praise on obscure Democrats. That’s because they hope they can con the Democrats into running a pushover. If a sleepy Chicago alderman mumbled that he wanted to be president, George Will would gush about the alderman’s Jeffersonian intellect. After I wrote that column about Cuomo, he dropped me a note, thanking me for what he called my “generous appraisals” of his abilities. But then he went on to briefly explain why he would not be a presidential candidate. “ My decision not to run was actually initiated some three years ago. I said then that if I ran for governor again and won, as a practical m atter it would rule out the possibility of a race for president. That’s the way it worked out. “ I disagree with your judgment of the other candidates, too. I think as soon as we start getting prim ary winners and the celebrity that comes with those victories, a star — or stars — will be born. Doesn’t it often happen that way?” Well, if there is anyone I admire, it’s a politician who always keeps his word. I think I’ve known as many as two or three of them. McGovern. I’ll never forget his mournful campaign slogan: “Come Home, America.” As Shana Alexander wrote, McGovern looked and sounded like a guy standing on his back porch at midnight, calling out to his w a n d e rin g c o c k e r s p a n ie l. The overwhelming majority of voters thought so, too. Four years later, the star who emerged was Jimmy Carter. True, he managed to squeak past Jerry Ford, mainly because Ford kept tripping over himself. But once in office, Carter had the bright idea of telling millions of hard-working, tax­ ‘W hat the D em ocrats n e e d is som eone w ho is already a s ta r a n d ca n w in the nom ination e a rly a n d big. A n d rig h t now , the o n ly D e m ocra t w ho ca n do th a t is Cuomo. ’ And if Cuomo genuinely believes that he’s honor-bound to complete his term as governor of New York, I respect his sense of integrity. But sometimes there can be good reasons for breaking prom ises and, without realizing it, Gov. Cuomo provided just such a reason in his note to me. No, governor, it doesn’t necessarily follow that as time goes on and we get into the primaries, a Democratic star or stars will be born. In 1972, the star who emerged was George paying, m ortgage-burdened, tuitionhounded Americans that somehow they were at fault for a “national malaise.” With that one goofy speech, he virtually handed the White House keys to Ronald Reagan. In 1984, the star who emerged was Walter M ondale. The m om ent he got the nomination, he told Americans that if they voted for him, he’d raise their taxes. That established a new benchmark for political frankness — and idiocy. And how look at the Democratic Party and its potential stars. We haven’t even reached the primary and Gary Hart is starring on the Ted Koppel show in the role of the repentant bed-hopper. As for the others, Whatisname, Whoozits and Whatchamacall? You can measure their star potential by the fact that Jesse Jackson is still leading in the Democratic polls. Since Jackson is the current leader, I suppose we have to consider the possibility that he could emerge as the brightest star, be nominated, and elected president. Yes, he could — if the Republicans decided to run Louis Farrakhan. No, g o v e rn o r, th e lo n g , ted io u s Democratic primaries don’t produce stars. All they produce is a survivor. It’s something like a demolition derby. Sure, at the end there’s a winner. But with three flat tires and smoke pouring from the engine, it’s not going to get you home. What the Democrats need is someone who is already a star and can win the nomination early and big. And right now, the only Democrat who can do that is Cuomo. As for his promise to New Yorkers to complete his term as governor, Cuomo shouldn’t worry about it. As a New Yorker, he should know that most New Yorkers don’t believe anything anybody tells them. So when he said he wouldn’t run for president, most of them figured: “Hah, that means he’s a cinch to rim.” If you keep your promise, governor, they’re just going to think they can’t trust you. letters The Heiler cranium hole Neo-fascist fallacies Editor: Bob Heiler’s slanderous attack (Sept. 24) on campus dissidents would be hilarious if its implications were not so serious. I quote it: “It (Cady Mall) could only be referred to as ‘Commies on the Mall’ and in fact was so designated. Students Against Apartheid, Young Socialist Alliance, Organization to Prevent Nuclear Annihilation all were united by a singular and unbending tolerance for the policies of Communist regimes.” Editor: I really take offense to the fact that literally every time I pick up a copy of the State Press that some trite humorist like Bob H e ile r is c o n trib u tin g to the malignment of either educational integrity or political activism. Joe McCarthy m ay be dead, but his com m ie-bashing ghost lingers on. The above list of groups are, in Heiler’s eyes, dupes o f a foreign power. Being opposed to Apartheid or nuclear annihilation, or being in favor of a social system advocating a more equitable distribution of society’s wealth apparently have no legitim ate place in Heiler’s ASU. Whatever happened to tolerance of divergent viewpoints or to academ ic freedom?' How loudly the right wing howls at the idea of elim ination of SDI research from campus! Oh no, that would lim it “academ ic freedom .” Apparently, “academ ic freedom ” allows for researching new and better ways to develop first strike nuclear weapons, but does not allow for peaceful and legal opposition to disgraceful U.S. government policies on arm s control, South Africa or Central America to exist oh campus. So “The P it” has put a damper on the “festival of ideological options.” I’jm sure it would m ake Heiler’s day to eradicate serious dissent from~ASU, but tit would hardly delight m e. Why can’t Heiler find out a little more about those organizations and what they stand for before sm earing them with his red paintbrush? I think the only larger open space on campus than the “The P it” is between Heiler’s ears. Matt Tuoni ASU Staff H e iler’s nonsensical a rtic le , “ P it Possibilities,” (Sept. 24) was in the typical State Press genre of derisive humor and false perception that is so crippling to student awareness and. attitude. He, among others that have preceded him, persist in perpetuating (heir own ideological dogma that it is better-to party now and pay (or pray) later. Furthermore, Heiler, in his own neo-fascist manner, does not care whose toes he steps on as long as he’s having fun. Well, Mecham was probably just having fun when he called blacks “pickaninnies.” We are aH too familiar with insensitivities toward racism, but Bob, it’s time to have some compassion for individuals who are not as apathetic, passive, or ignorant as yourself. Your position (albeit “joking” ) that Students A gain st A p arth eid , Young Socialist Alliance, and the Organization to Prevent Nuclear Annihilation “all were united by a singular and unbending tolerance for the polices of Communist regim es,” is patently false and is an outrage for those who are trying to work toward a better society. And for you to evenJnsinuate that there are professors who generate “reams of bogus research” and that “only teach two classes” just shows your lack of a liberal education and ultim ately your ethical turpitude. Do the world a favor — quit writing drivel and get a real job. Phil Weiss Graduate, Anthropology r RITTER — MEET 5UZV.A SHINING EXHMK.E Am erican educational su ccess SW /O N 0U RD EN EP FROM SUCH TRIVIAL SUB' ■ OECTS AS HISTORY, LITERATURE AND ENGLISH, SHES FREE 1t>EXPLORE HER OWN BEING AND DEVELOP &C0WNg|5lgI.L5" FtftTSnfW » AMERICA// o f th e M & Q iw H j Stote Press Page 5 Friday, September 25,1987 Gunman assaults woman in office, flees By MIKE BURGESS State Press A 26-year-old Mesa woman' was sexually assaulted Wednesday when she let a man use her telephone after he claimed his car broke down, police said. , Police said the man entered the woman’s Tempe office in the 4600 Mock of South Lakeshore Drive around 9:30 p.m. asking to use her telephone. The man then pulled out a blue steel automatic revolver and ordered her into a conference room where he sexually assaulted her. He made her lay face down as he fled in an unknowfi direction. police report Sunday after police said she fetched a .357 revolver and told her male roommate “I’ll blow your brains outs’’ during an argument. Police said the woman, who lives in the 2000 Police described the man as Caucasian, 35-45 years old, 6 feet 2 inches tall and 190 pounds. He block of East Broadway Road, had been arguing had dark brown eyes with long eyelashes and a with her roommate and his friend and told them, neatly trimmed beard. The suspect was last seen “I don’t have to put up with this, I have enough wearing a blue, plaid long, sleeve shirt and blue ammunition to take care of the both of you.” dress slacks. In other incidents: The woman was released pending a complaint •A 21-year-old Tempe woman was arrested filed by the Maricopa County Attorney’s office. Sexual assault suspect - Néw program lets witnesses anonymously report crimes By MIKE BURGESS State Press ’ Anyone who has ever witnessed a crime ■on campus may have thought twice about getting involved. Now’s the chance to get involved without being identified. program, Smith said. Last year Silent Witness was responsible for 500 arrests in the Valley, closing over 700 felony cases, said Sgt. Andy Anderson, a Phoenix police spokesman who headed the program at one time. A R D yourself to a delicious pizza delivered right to your door. 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Waters, 25, and Tan, 26,;said they earn six-figure incomes and operate offices in Tempe; Omaha, Neb.; Newport Beach, Calif.; and Singapore. The 6-year-old company also plans to open an office in New York. The two will presenttheir business philosophies, guidelines and future prospects for the economy. Tan met Waters, a Kingman native, in his ASU finance class soon after arriving in Phoenix from Singapore in 1980. The two found they had similar interests, foremost of which Hair Cuts $ 1 1 .0 0 R e g .$15' was money, according to a profile the pair put out. To finance their way through school, they both began cleaning office buildings, which eventually blossomed into a company employing 45 people that now is nperated by Water’s father. Using profits from their maintenance job, they began investing with advice from one of their professors, who recommended the dud to his acquaintances. Tan’s knack for finding profit opportunities yielded more clients and more money. Waters’ marketing and public relations skills became a perfect compliment to Tan’s “technical market wizardry.” In an interview with an Arizona Business Gazette correspondent, Tan said, “It was hard to get started. Our age was a problem.” Waters added: “In terms of the age factor, you either -overcome it quickly, or not at'all. Everything must be well thought-out and well-presented for us to have credibility.” Architecture dean to lecture side of the college,” Meunier said. “ In the lecture I will emphasize the relationship between design and design education and the entire culture in which we work.” Meunier assumed his post on Sept. 1. He had been director of the School of Architecture and Interior John Meunier, the new dean of ASU’s College of A rc h i te c t u r e and Environmental Design, will present his philosophy on education in a lecture at 6:30 p.m. tonight in Neeb Hall. “ I regard my deanship as much a responsibility in exercising leadership in the field as the administrative D esign at the U niversity of Cincinnati for nine years before coming to ASU. (No Cover, No Min.) SPECIALS HAPPY HOUR Mon.-lii. Mon.-Fri. 10:30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. 10:30 a.m.-7:00 p.m. Sandwich o f the Day and Guriy Fries Half Gallon Pitchers on ly $1.99.1». * 2 .3 5 ♦tax (Bud, Budlisht, Coors) R e g .$40 Includes shampoo, conditioner., W ith coupon. Expires 10-30417. Cellophane $ 2 ? .0 0 Highlight $ 3 0 .0 0 includes conditioner. W ith coupon. Expires 10-30-67. Silver Solarium FREE TAMMS SESSION High Tech Tanning w /p u r c h a s e o f a n y ta n n in g s e s s io n package W ith coupon. Expires 10-30-87. 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Stew art, President Liberty N ational L ife Insurance Com pany • John J. Pruis, V ice President Corporate R elations B all Corp. GENERAL BUSINESS FOR MORE INFORM ATION, SEE THE NORTH AMERICAN PRODUCTION SEC­ TION OF CONOCO’S RECRUITING BIND­ ER IN YOUR C A M P U S P LA C E M E N T OFFICE. M/F EMPLOYER T he success o f these and many other prom inent executives m ay b e explained in part by experience not taught in classroom s or learned in m ost entrylevel positions. This experience includes: learning to work with people, developm ent o f a global perspec- tive, m anagem ent techniques, and postgraduate edu­ cation in business comparable to an M BA. Supply C orps officers don’t com m and ships o r gun b atteries. A s the elite business professionals o f the Navy, Supply Corps officers m anage on e o f the largest, m ost com plex business operations on the globe. Two C areer Possibilities Business students accepted for com m issioning in the Supply Corps have two options. 1. The Supply Corps as a career. 2. Return to a civilian position after a tour o f tw o to four years. U nder this option, students w ould be trained for positions which otherw ise w ould not be offered to them . Business students may find out if they qualify to join the elite business professionals in the Supply Corps by attending a career-planning presentation entitled ’T h e U nited States Navy Supply Corps. The Business Professionals o f the Navy." This presentation w ill be conducted by LT Jim Thom as one tim e only this sem ester at 4:00 P.M . Tuesday, O ctober 6, in R oom 2X5 N orth, PinalNorth, M em orial U nion. / State Press Friday, September 85,1987 P age 7 Committee looking for affirmative action supporter By VICTOR BARAJAS State Press The new ASU vice president for academic affairs must be a strong supporter of affirmative action and minority assistance programs, according to search committee members and concerned faculty. ASU President J. Russell Nelson has asked the 14-member selection ^committee “ to be especially sensitive to affirmative action guidelines” when searching for a replacement for the former academic affairs vice president, Jack Kinsinger. Affirmative action guidelines require ASU e m p lo y e rs to p ro v id e e q u a l o p p ortunies for m in o rities, women, handicapped, disabled v eteran s and Vietnam veterans. But V.P. Franklin, a board member for the ASU Minority Assistance Program, said the new academic affairs vice president must be especially sensitive to student minority needs. 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MEDITERRANEAN KITCHEN 616 S. Forest Ave., Tempe x JUSTONEBLOCKFROMCAMPUS 966-2326 æ ie s s il J . . . and the students, staff and faculty of ASU. Stale Pres« Friday, September 25,1987 Page 8 Lack of f unding hurts cart program By VICTOR BARAJAS State Press Increasing demand for transportation of permanently and temporarily handicapped students is causing severe funding problems for the ASU Disabled Student Resource’s cart program. Since its start in 1978, the steady increase in University funding for the program has not been able to satisfy the increasing demand. According to Jim Morin, program coordinator of the Disabled Student Resources, more daily trips are made this year than weekly trips last year. Morin said the 11 drivers hired to drive the carts sometimes find themselves “speeding the last hour of their day” pushing the cart back to the center after the battery goes dead. About 50 permanently and temporarily disabled students use the program, but students typically use the program more than once per day. This can result in over 100 trips with three low-powered carts. Morin said two extra carts, valued at $4,800, would satisfy the demand. But only about $4,000 per year is used to repair existing carts, leaving practically no money for new ones. According to Charlie Moore, budget analyst for ASU, there are no plans to increase funding for the program. “The University has done a lot for us. We can’t hold any grudges against them,” Morin said. But he added that groups on campus should hold fund­ raisers for the program, “which they may need some day.” The State Press placed a complimentary ad last July for the program, asking “every student, staff, and faculty” to donate one dollar to “keep ASU’s carts for the disabled running.” Although the ad has run almost every day, it has raised only $140 for the program. To decrease the number of students using the program, | Morin encourages students to walk. But for some, that is impossible. “ I wouldn’t be (at ASU) if I didn’t have (the program),” said Manuel Lechuga, who uses the program every day. Another problem facing the program ik the “dwindling” work-study opportunities for student drivers. Morin said this * TICKET D IS C O U N T POLICY: ASU Students, Faculty and Staff may purchase ONE or TW O tickets fo r HALFPRICE w ith presentation of ASU I.D. Students w ill be re­ quired to show a validated photo I.D. when purchasing their tickets as w ell as at the door on the night o f the concert. “ 1 DO! I D O !” starring RITAMORENOand HARVE PRESNELL spreads his wings at GAMMAGE Thursday, October 1 8 pm Friday, October 2 8 pm Saturday, October 3 2 & 8 pm J 0 5 T LOOK AT ALL THE GREATEmTRTmMENT THAT'S COMING To G AM M AG E! 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Now it’s time for another helping. Pop’s cosmetic primadonna has returned to the record circuit claiming to be butch, better and "Bad” in his latest musical endeavor, “Bad” — a flashy/trashy, no-holdsbar-"d LP which sounds more like vinyl-plated Munchkin m .c than the sure-fire hit industry execs claimed it would be. There’s nothing thrilling here, in fact, Jackson’s “Bad” is almost real bad. The only thing that saves our favorite member of Uie defunct Jackson 5 is knowing that the needle eventually progresses to the end of the album on the turntable. Missing from the track are an array of innovative lyrics that would enlighten this otherwise murky concoctioir of Jackson juice. The album’s title song, for instance, may provide a clear picture of what Jackson is preaching these days. Because I ’m bad, I ’m badco^«, (Bad bad-really, really bad) This is hard to swallow, especially since Jackson has become so intent on looking unthreatening these days. It’s no doubt Jackson’s LP will sell simply due to the fact that he’s created quite a hype in the media with reports of sleeping in an oxygen tank to perserve his youth. The “Thriller” LP in 1983 may have catapulted the singer to new-found glory, but let’s face it, Jackson’s become the most popular “freak” in show business. And that’s selling power, but “Bad” doesn’t cut it as a work of art by any means. Side One offers a variety of drum­ thumping, synthopop musical styles, all of which sound like a rehashed potpourri of jungle music. “The Way You Make Me Feel” is flooded with Supreme-type backup vocals. The “hee hees,” “oohs,” and “aows” become too overpowering for their own good. The song does, however, manage to escape flopsville, but only by a hair. “Speed Demon” has Jackson crooning the dos and don’ts of motorcycle and/or car racing — all to anticlim actic ends. “Liberian Girl” offers a Swahili chant and beat: Naku penda piya-naku taka piyampenziwe. The song plays like a slow ballad and is bland, simplistic and trite as Jackson serenades: Liberian g ir l. . . More precious than any pearl Your love so completes Liberian g ir l . . . Com e on. L a y it on m e A ll r ig h t . . . ' i .. review ^^ . W ell the s k y ’s the lim it A n d to m e th a t’s re a lly true B u t m y frie n d you have seen n o th in ’ J u s t w a it ’tit I get thro u g h . . You kiss m e then. Ooh, the world You do this to m e Side Two is not much better. “ Another P art of Me,” although fastpaced and trendy, sits there without much purpose other than to remind us it’s the same song used in Jackson’s “Captain EO” video at Disneyland. Overall, Jackson offers few surprises on “ Bad.” There’s no m usical cosmetic surgery that can save dear Michael here. Perhaps a better venture for the soft prince of pop would have been a collaboration with Diana Ross — they could have named the LP “Which Twin has the Toni?” embarrassment to my friends and I than I care to mention. Bars had turned us away and Grantree had repossessed my end tables simply because I was in the same profession as the man deserving “much worse than a biker death.” Now he was dead and I could probably have my furniture back. Of course, as a journalist, I had watched Geraldo’s “Secret Vaults of A1 Capone” episode and had waited nervously as he stuck a microscope up Big Al’s entrails. to New Hampshire anymore and thanks for wrecking my schooner, you Hispanic twit,” I h ad hoped th a t th e re s t of the entertainment industry would follow suit and start hating Geraldo in time for the holidays. I was convinced it would happen. But it took hairy bikers and Tecate beer to finally see it through. Actor/singer and handsomest man in Yuma, Claude Akins, spoke at Geraldo’s eulogy. “It’s tragic, it’s such a Joss,” he said, fighting back tears. “He owed me so much money.” But he had found nothing and had worked his way one step closer to a becoming a Hispanic Sally Jesse Raphael. And a sad note, from Parker, Arizona. Television journalist Geraldo Rivera has been found dead in what appears to be a bizarre drunken necrophilia pact. Witnesses a t the scene say the reporter had been interview ing motorcycle-gang m em bers and had “gotten a little loopy. ’’ “Hah! You Ortega brother piece of crap! ” I shouted. “A biker-death was probably too good for you!” I had been following Geraldo’s career for years. . Now there is something to explain as a journalist and an avid fan of the Kentucky Derby. Geraldo Rivera had caused more For a time I had just wished for Tony Danza, as a fellow ethnic, to rise up and beat the living tar out of Geraldo. I’m sure he wanted to, especially after what Rivera had said to Marilu Henner on New Years Eve. “Say baybee, you ever see anyone squirt red-hot blood?” was the infamous pick-up line. The journalist also had a reputation for making sex noises with his nose and lips and “stankering up” the bathroom. * “It’s not supposed to smell like roses,” was his pathetic excuse. When I read that Pia Zadora had lost respect for Geraldo I felt a little relief . When Teddy Kennedy had asked him “not to come Some, however, were less reverent towards the Tony Orlando-lookalike. “He was the disease and I’m the cure. No, wait, that’s not right. I’m the cure and he’s the cure and we’re gonna cut an album,” said an obviously-sober Sylvester Stallone. “No, wait. Don’t help me. I’m the disease and he’s the disease and . . ” Geraldo’s biggest mistake came during a biker club treasury meeting in Parker, Ariz. The members, some college grads, felt it necessary to drag the simpering Puerto Rican behind their Harleys and force-feed him day-old Ball-Park Franks. Normally pacifists by nature, the bikers had taunted B ecause I ’m bad, I ’m badcom e on (B a d bad-really, re a lly bad) You k n o w I ’m bad, I ’m badyo u k n o w it (B a d bad-really, re a lly bad) You kn o w I ’m bad, I ’m badcom e on, yo u kno w (B a d bad-really, re a lly bad) A n d the w h ole w o rld has to A n sw e r rig h t n o w J u s t to te ll yo u once again, W ho’s b a d „ . . ’ — Michael Jackson Rivera within an inch of his life. “ Hah! Code of ethics,” snapped Lupe, of immense proportions. “You wouldn’t know an ethic if it bit you on the boo-boo.” There was no limit to the viciousness. But Geraldo had asked for it, if my sources are correct. And they’d better be: I pay them enough. His latest journalistic fiasco concerned the illegal transport of marijuana and 8 x 10 Barney Fife glossies from Mexico to Arizona. “And I’ll bring it to you live,” said Rivera. “There’s an international crime syndicate selling naked Aunt Bea photos and I’m going to bust it wide open.” Eventually Lupe would bust him wide open. “ We don’t need no steenking TV coverage,” the calf-roper said. It would eventually be for the best. Geraldo would never get a s ta r on Hollywood Boulevard but he would have a sub named after him a t Cellulito’s. It would contain pickles and cheese and would induce vomiting. As well it should. -D A V E MILLER State P reti Friday, September 25,1987 Page 1 0 Sta theater La rg e r-th an -life housew ife cook ■ By SCOTT S. SECKEL State Press ■ Mildred Wild — movie buff without equal. Dumpy housewife. Liver of a thousand fantastic lives. “A larger-than-life person living in a smaller-than-life apartm ent,” said Julie Brinker, who plays the character in “The Secret Affairs of Mildred Wild.” Paul Zindel’s three-act comedy, the first production of the ASU Theatre’s Mainstage Series, is currently showing in the Lyceum Theater. Directed by Professor Bill Akins, the play is a light comedy and “a craft piece.” As Akins explains: “It has a strong element of theatricality, sound, special effects, good opportunities for fantasy costumes as well as realistic costumes and a small but relatively welldistributed cast. Every member of the cast is important; craft and skills contribute heavily to the finished product. I act mainly as a coordinator.” From le ft, Julia Fordtner, Julie Brinker and Jim Brown appear in a scene from “ The Secret A ffaire o f M ildred W ild .” Akins said he likes to start the theater season with a comedy like “Mildred Wild” mainly because “ (it) is very entertaining and the audiences enjoy something that i opposed to the theatre of the absurd or a n m ay leave most audience members scratcl Mildred is the wife of a diabetic candy building in Greenwich Village is being desb no idea where they want to go. While Mildre time a t the movies, her husband pursues tt Other members of the cast include James Julia Fordtner as landlady Bertha Gale ai Mildred’s sister-in-law Helen. In the supporting cast are John C. Wilson Dixi Mackenzie (Sister Cecilia), Valerie £ Barry K. Duggins (Rex Bulby) and Troy 1 construction worker). 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A relatively new, fresh crop of faces has brought to the screen a movie that evokes nostalgia with its antique attention to detail and yet is revolutionary in that it is certain one has never seen a flick quite like this. It seems to be all things At once; comedy, drama, thriller, mystery and horror. Tim Madden (Ryan O’Neal), a writer living in Provincetown, Mass., awakes from a drunken night to discover blood on the seat of his jeep, a strange new tattoo on his arm and a head in his CORNEROF LEMON&RURAL • 967-1114 1 REGGAE INTERNATIONAL PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS ÉT R EG G AE International Festival marijuai accordio (Wings 1 Horrif; being m; The si structure dazzles bored bj Theac lends to Isabel! lover am who has in his ro A ran father, E and “P r It is f< because nothing charactt alone. TI Debra Patty h i P atty’s gentlemi The h aspiratic film. We The pi Massach the hung hours of “ Tt Do FROM KINGSTON, JAMAICA The Cat sents a Friday, Sept. 25 7 p jn . NEON PROPHET starring Isabella by Norm Menaher Globus, Rate« Ryan O’Neal and Isabella Rossellini star In th e Intense “ Tough Guys Don’t Dance." Ticket Information: $12 in advance $15 day o f show Tickets available at Record Stores, Dillard’s Box Offices, and Mesa Community Center Box Office. IR V IN E P A R K 8521 E. M c D o w e ll Rd. O ne & tw o bedroom apartm ents, ideal room m ate situ a tio n , pool, spa, ten n is, w asher/dryer h ooku p. $425 a n d $525 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Seven days per w eek CALL FOR MOVE-IN SPECIAL 946-5315 < Stat« Pres« Page 11 Friday, Septem ber 25,1987 TV Academy contest seeking entries ! cooks up sentimental souffle >y something that is accessible” — as >f the absurd or a modernist play which ce members scratching their heads: The protean Brinker previously played the part of the flutist in last year’s “The Mandrake” and the “punk slut” in “The Dolphin Position.” if a diabetic candy store owner. Their Ullage is being destroyed and they have to go. While Mildred spends most of her husband pursues the landlady. “You always look for the Character that you (m ay) identify with — (one) that you feel a click with when you read the script. cast include James Brown as Roy Wild, ady Bertha Gale and Louisa Beilan as ielen. are John C. Wilson (Carroll Chatham), Cecilia), Valerie Sico (Miss Manley), Bulby) and Troy Michael Williams (a chose the part'of Mildred because she ¡ide her.” ing is getting into someone else’s skin,” “In a way, every actor and actress can identify with Mildred because while she’s never been to Hollywood, she loves to perform, there’s a sense of theatricality in her. She won’t let her dreams die. They get blasted full of shotgun holes and they mend back into something she can believe in. I think with Mildred it’s the fact that she’s not afraid to feel her fantasies.” According to Akins, this play is typical of Zindel in that “he is fascinated with little people, people who’ve been abused by the world that are yearning for love. He has a highly developed sense of fantasy and the sentim ental.” “The Secret Affairs of Mildred Wild” will run through Oct 4. Curtain times are 8 p.m., except Sunday, when the show plays at 2 p.m. The theater is dark Mondays. Tickets are $4 for students and senior citizens, $6 otherwise. Mailer’s directioral debut id. So I of the ike me ‘Keep i Guys es and It is a ireena ail and a flick trama, etown, seat of in his marijuana patch. He may or may not have committed a murder, according to what the malevolent chief of police, an ex-Green Beret (Wings Hauser) hints to him. Horrifying discoveries lead Madden to believe that he is either being manipulated or has really done these things. The story is complicated, but not impossible to follow. The structure is pliable enough that it withstands close scrutiny and dazzles the brain with sm art twists and turns. Viewers are not bored by the usual A-to-Z structure of a suspense. The acting here is superb. The roles are offbeat and that readily lends to the credibility of the story. Isabella Rossellini (“Blue Velvet” ) stars as Madeleine, Tim’s ex­ lover and a shade dwelling on the dark edge of town. Wings Hauser, who has also appeared in “A Soldier’s Stray,” is a menacing, feline in his role and eminently chilling. A rare performance is given by Lawrence Tierney as Tim’s father, Dougy. Tierney has also played in “Bom To Kill,” “Arthur” and “Prizzi’s Honor.” It is felt during the film that it is an almost Oedipal tragedy, because while Dougy knows what is happening to his son, he can do nothing to prevent it. Tierney gives great soul and depth to his character and one feels that a movie could be made about Dougy alone. This is great acting. Debra Sandlund, playing Tim’s scheming, nouveau riche wife Patty Lareine, is very good, as is John Bedford Lloyd in the role of P atty’s first husband, a silky-smooth, wealthy Southern gentleman. The fact is, normal people with their hidden lusts, absurd aspirations and dark psychoses are the ones Mailer has put into this film. We watch ourselves on this screen; it is not attractive. The photography is outstanding here; vistas of the haunting Massachusetts seascapes and windy dunes, awash in the cries of the hungry gulls. Clear, crisp original composition tells of the long hours of work that was put into this film. “ Tough Guys Don’t Dance“ • ■ ★ ★ ★ ★ (put of four) The Cannon Group Inc. pre­ sents a Norman Mailer film starring Ryan O’Neal and Isabella Rossellini. Screenplay by Norman Mailer, produced by Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, Rated R Computers for Rent Now at The Arches 122 E. University Come and visit us 921-0980 A lthough th e p lo t is intricate and intense, the entire motion picture is laced with numerous, candid shots which stimulate the audience. The Byzantine plot leads toe audience through a veritable electric maze of shock. Too many surprises make this film a gem. Go see it. Now. “ T o u g h G u y s D o n ’t Dance” is playing at the Sun Devil 6 in the Cornerstone Mall, on the comer of Rural and University. Rated R. B U Y *S E L L « T R A D E Your b o o k! a t C hanging Hands. For qu ality cloth and paperbacks (no textbooks, please) w e pay 30% o f our re-sale price in cash o r 50% in tra d ein cred it w hich m ay be used to pur­ chase anything in the store. (S orry, no trade-ins on S at. o r Sun.) 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Information Program categories in competition are Documentary, News & Public Affairs (features, magazine segments, sports, interviews), and Education (promotional, corporate, in stru ctio n al). The E n tertain m en t Program catagories are Comedy or Drama (duplicate prizes will be awarded in the catagory) and Music (music video, dance, co n cert, m usical comedy, musical revue). Entries must have been produced between Dec. 1, 1986, and Dec. 18, 1987, a n d in itia te d a n d c o m p le te d in f u l f i l l m e n t of a c o lle g e c o u rs e re q u ire m e n t. P ro g ra m s m u st be submitted by the student producer or produceer-director through an entry fo rm sig n ed by .th e su p e rv isin g instructor. All entries must be submitted on a %-inch cassette even though the original medium was film or video tape. 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As he put it, “There are thirsty kids in India.” This may not have been the phrase he said to police later that evening after they pulled him over and arrested him for D.U.I. These days, Cordes is taking a big step The whole incident is the basis of a very toward his future in comedy — he just gave funny part of Cordes’ comedy act which can up his day job. be caught today at 12:30 in the MU Cinema., Although he eventually would like to move The event is part of MUAB’s weekly out to Los Angeles, he doesn’t like the idea of Comedy 101 feature. living there because he can’t get a “ It ended up costing me a lot,” Cordes California drivers license — “ I keep failing said referring to the drunk-driving incident. the marksmanship portion.” “ I figured I’d better get some good material out of it.” For Cordes, comedy is a very humble Many of the jokes Cordes uses come from experience. When you have a good night, real life experiences. 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ASU head coach John Cooper is glad to get down to football. “If they’re going to beat us, I want it to be out there on the field and not before the game,” Cooper said. “I don’t want anybody thinking they’re going to kill us, I don’t want us to be psyched out. I don’t want to make Nebraska any better than they already are,” he said. The first-ever Nebraska-ASU regular season game begins Saturday at 12:30 p.m., with the 1987 Cotton Bowl champions heavy favorites over the 1987 Rose Bowl Champs (9% points). The last meeting, a 17-14 ASU come-from-behind victory, gave the Sun Devils a 1975 Fiesta Bowl win and capped a 12-0 season for ASU and then-head coach Frank Kush. The Sun Devils, earned the No. 2 spot in the final wire-service rankings trailing only national champion Oklahoma. But this year the Cornhuskers are looking to even the score. / v “We had pretty good practices last week,” Nebraska head coach Tom Osborne said. “Sometimes, with ah off week, your team can go downhill, blit I think we have kept up the intensity level. An off week has been good for us at this particular time in term s of injuries.” The No. 2 ranked Cornhuskers (2-0) came out of their match-up With UCLA two weeks ago with plenty of bumps and bruises, but only two players are questionable for Saturday’s game, defensive tackle Lee Jones and reserve quarterback Gerry Gdowski. No. 12-ranked ASU (2-0) will do without noseguard Richard Davis, who is still out with an elbow injury. Trace Armstrong and Shawn Patterson were limited at practice on Wednesday, but are probable for the match-up. One definite advantage for the Huskers is their roster. “We’ll figure on playing quite a few players. When one gets tired, We’ll just put one in who isn’t so tired and hope we don’t run out,” Osborne said. * “They’re the only football team in America that I know of that lists a three-deep,” Cooper said. The Huskers have received permission from the Big Eight to bring 70 players. The usual limit is 60. One possible disadvantage for the Huskers is th^weather. Although the temperature should be in the mid-90’s the temperature on the field can be 15-25 degrees higher. The average high temperature in Lincolri, Neb. last week was in the low 70’s. Former Husker mentor says running game key S te v e M o u n te e r/S ta te P rese ASU fullback Channing W illiam s, No. 44, breaks into open field against Pacific last weekend. The Sun Devils w ill entertain No. 2-ranked Nebraska Saturday at 12:30 p.m. In Sun Devil Stadium. Rich Kalis, Greg Clark and Rick Zumwalt will be cocaptins for Saturday’s game. The three were players of the week after ASU’s victory over Pacific. Dan Ford will start for the Devils at quarterback. “I’m looking forward to playing this game more Rian the others,” Ford said. “ I’m anxious for Saturday to get here.” Ford is ranked 14th in the nation in passing efficiency (141.9). Steve Taylor will lead the Cornhuskers. Taylor has completed 15 of 29 passes for 286 yards five touchdowns and one interception. Taylor’s 27 rushing yards vs. UCLA increased his career total to 824 yards, second-best ever among Nebraska quarterbacks. UCLA’s quarterback Troy Aikman said he was impressed with the Cornhuskers. “ Nebraska is every bit as good as people say,” Aikman said. The Devils will practice early today so Nebraska can get on the field. “We’ll be out of there by four o’clock. They can have the field after that for as long as they want,” Cooper said. “My attitude is don’t make them mad, do anything to make them happy. Kill them with kindness.” By CAROL BOOS State Press “Gene is really a good coach and a good person and is very ethical in everything he would do,” Nebraska coach Tom Osborne said. “But, obviously, he works for ASU now, so he isn’t going to withhold any information.” Osborne said that if he had a coach from ASU he’d ask him a couple of questions this week, too. Actually, Nebraska does have a coach from ASU, but from the Frank Kush era. Defensive coordinator Charlie McBride was an ASU assistant coach from 1967-69. Huey, a fifth-round NFL draft pick in 1969 by the St. Louis Cardinals, began his coaching career at Wyoming, his alma mater. He remained there from 197tf-72, where he coached the defensive backs and wide receivers. He was then named head freshman coach from 1972-74. Huey was the only player in the history of the Western Athletic Conference to be named all-WAC on both offense and defense. He was a co-captain and a member of three WAC championship squads. Gene Huey might feel a little out of place Saturday as he stands on the ASU sideline instead of Nebraska’s. The Sun Devils’ new wide receivers coach spent the last 10 years at Nebraska as wide receivers coach there, and learning the plays of the Cornhuskers. But Huey said the key to winning the game is to shut down the Huskers’ running game, not giving away secrets of Nebraska’s game plan. “ We didn’t sit around the candle talking about Nebraska’s defense or anything,” the 39-year-old native of Uniontown, Pa., said. He also said everything about Nebraska can be seen on films. ‘.‘The preparation for this game is no different than any other game,” he said. “Nebraska’s strength is in their defense. If we can control the line, it just enhances our chances of winning,” he said. Loss to W ildcats has ASU spikers searching for answ ers By JOAN McKENNA State Press The ASU volleyball team ’s 3-2 loss to Arizona Tuesday night was a Rubik’s Cube nightmare for the Sun Devil coaching staff. Assistant coach Steve Schlick said injuries have caused the team to search for a new winning combination of players. “We’ve been trying different lineups because of Mindy (Gowell) being hurt and Christy (Nore) not being full strength,” he said. “We put Christy in the back row in the first game. But we had a hard time. “In the second game, we moved her to the front and in the third game inserted Kelly Plaisted. Those changes helped a lot,” he said. The Sun Devils (4-4) lost the first two games., 15-8, 15-9, rallied in the next two, 15-9,15-13, before U of A took the final game 15-11. Schlick said Nore is needed in the front for scoring. We need Christy’s offensive production,” he said. “She’s just a very important cog in our team:” . Head coach Debbie Brown agreed. “Christy did an exceptional job, especially considering she’s not even close to 100 percent,” Brown said. “She fought really hard, and by the fifth game she-was noticeably tired and limping. But she hung in there.” Nore sprained her ankle warming up for the Oregon State game last Friday. But Nore is just one of six players. Brown said the combination she used for games three, four and five worked well, but she intends to keep shuffling players in practice until she is satisfied. “I like having Tracey (Barberie) on the right side better than the left,” she said. Barberie had started on the left in front of Nore against the Wildcats. “But when she played on the right (in game three), it seemed like we had better blocking and the team had more flow.” Brown said she has all the reason to believe the rest of the season will improve. “We had a string of bad luck and on top of that, we’re not playing as well as we’re capable. ' “But it’s still early in the season,” she said. “We’ve only played three conference matches^ ASU is 1-2 in Pac-10 play, defeating Oregon State and losing to Oregon last weekend. Brown said the Pac-10 schedule promotes a closer race between the teams. “The good thing about the conference is you play everybody twice. “ Our goal is to work really hard to be sure we beat them next time.” I Brown said she still thinks the Pac-10 is up for grabs. “ It seems UCLA might be a notch above the rest,” she said. “They beat Stanford pretty easily. But I’d say all the rest, including Stanford, are about equal.” ASU plays UCLA on Oct. 2 in California. The Sun Devils will have Northern Arizona to use as practice beforehand on Tuesday. Brown said she thought the Wildcat match was a pretty good team effort and was pleased with the job Plaisted did coming off the bench. Schlick said that the Sun Devils have good depth and he would not judge them by the Tucson match. “U of A played a good match,” he said. “ I’m not making any excuses. But I think we’re definitely capable of beating them.” to d a y ’s ASU sports W OMEN’S TENNIS — Members of the women’s tennis team partake in individual cotnpetition at the Kachina Open all day today through Sunday a t the Western Reserve Club, 2140 E. Broadway in Tempe. FOOTBALL — The 12th-fainked Sun Devils play host to 2nd-ranked Nebraska at 12:30 p.m. Saturday at Sun Devil Stadium. Page 16 State Press Friday, September 25,1987 NEBRASKA VS, A R IZO N A g H Ü ite and Time: Seturday,^|»teint)er 26 « tlfp O ■ Site: Sun Devtt Stadium **•: im i John Cooper/ i è u f t t - a M o r îr M ;• ^ Î^ I fim W Ë È Ê Ê m A N ^ r a ^ É f w - l f e l ? Ä e r a t N © b r e x p e c te d . (Renix) w ill i ^ a d ^ f l ì v e nationally, f e « 0 AM) « É r f M i M f r K M hH Í ¡54 Fedel ¡ p S te v # B p M % U d Guara! 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Computer Systems Center m i nPeE I TE M SE Com er Southern & McClintock 838-1236 MfCOT W EST fSIriC SIDE » NE Comer 35 Ave. & Northern 841-0202 A funding shortage has le ft the fu tu re o f D isabled Student Re­ sources cart system in question. Disabled Student Resources needs to raise at least $50,000 to continue transporting disabled and tem porarily disabled stu­ dents, facu lty and staff around cam pus. f Please help us continue an in­ valuable service to ASU . You’ll never know when you 'll be tem po­ ra rily disabled w ith a sprained ankle and need to be transported around cam pus) *69 Does Tractor, Friction, Draft, & NLQ O pen M onday-Friday 10-7 Saturday 10-5 If every student, staff and faculty member donated one dollar, we could keep ASU’s carts for the disabled running. D PHO U nEU IVIX EN 1632 E. Camelbeck Rd. Near 16th St. 266-7873 ____ N H O FENIX N It N. PPHO 14644 N. Cave Creek | NearOreenway 867-8932 Please lie lp us keep ASU’s carts fo r th e disabled running by m ak­ ing a donation today. M ail o r bring in your check m ade payable to Disabled Student Resources to: ¡111 I do if b ecau se I know th a t it saves lives. T h a t’s w hy I d o n ate p lasm a. M illio n s o f p eo ple a ll over A m erica rely on p lasm a products to stay h ealth y— o f to stay alive ! T h a t’s a good enoughrreason fo r m e. B ut I sure can use th e e x tra c a s h , too. *2 BONUS! Up to $132 a month! Univeisfty Plasma Center T h a t’s h ow m uch you can earn d on atin g ,!•' p lasm a in sa fe, easy visits to U niversity P lasm a C en ter. C a ll to ­ d ay to fin d o u t ju s t how easy It is, and to set up an ap p oin tm en t. O h your firs t v is it w ith th is ad . 1 2 W EEK 1 s t v is it in a ca lendar week 3 4 • ip * 10 * 10 MO 2 nd v is it in a calendar w eek *20 • 20 * 20 * 20 D onor R e fe rra l *3 W eekly Totals *3 •3 •3 < 3 3 •3 3 *33 I r a E xam ple am ount you can earn in a e d i calender m onth %■ **%*% 1 3 2 Associated Bloeclence of Tempo, Inc. 1015 S o u th R u ra l R d. T em p e, A Z 85281 P h o n e 96 8 -6 1 3 9 S tate Press, ASU M atthew s C enter Tem po, AZ 85287-1502 Thank you for yo u r aupport Associated Bioscience, Inc. State Pres» CLASSIFIEDS START HERE ACT NOW ! University and college funds available. $140,000,000 in funds unused last year. National Academic and Finan­ cial Sources Unlim ited w ill assist you in securing loans, grants and scholarships. Money-back guarantee. College, athletic and graduate student m atching award services available. Need analysis program for fam ily available. Free inform ation. Call Tucson, 297-0644, or w rite: National Academic and Financial Sources Unltd., Suite 239, PO Box 36883, Tucson, AZ 85704. BY APPO INTM ENT only. S ell, trade, buyAmerican coins; antique jew elry. Laya­ ways available. Personalized orders. 898-8102.____________________________ COLLEGE M O NEY available. C C S . Scholarship Locator Service can help you finance your college education. W e specialize in locating scholarships, grants, and loans. M oney-back guarantee. Free brochure. C all Tucson, 296-0965 or write C .C .S ., P.O . Box 17156, Tucson, AZ 85731. FRIENDS- (QUAKER) Meeting^ Silent Worship- Sundays, 10-11 a.m . Danforth Chapel Fellowship, 968-3966. PA RA PLEG IC /Q U A D R IPLEG IC M ales: Free body composition assessment in P.E. E ast. C a ll Pam Bosch, 8 2 0 -7 7 6 0 , 965-7528.____________________________ REGGAE! REGGAE! Reggae! Reggae In te rn a tio n a l F e s tiv a l ‘ 8 7 . M esa Am phitheatre, Friday, Septem ber 25th, 7 p.m . REGGAE! REGGAE! Reggae! Reggae In te rn a tio n a l F e s tiv a l *8 7 . M esa Am phitheatre, Friday, Septem ber 25th, 7 announcements A FREE initial health exam ! Complete examination by chiropractic physician. Headaches, backaches, allergies, neck pains, don’t suffer needlessly. Community Holistic Health Clinic, 2504 S. Rural, 968-7767. Cali today for appointment. Student, faculty identification required. The Am erican Southw est, a regional non-profit political and economic think-tank, is seeking new active members. Contact L. Burke Files, Chairm an, for further informa­ tion. 968-8858 autos fo r sale 1976 PINTO for sale. Air, am /fm , tape deck, 921-9156. 1977 DATSUN F-10, low m iles, stereo, new tires, imm aculate condition, never hit. Sporty. 784-9768, 996-3393. 1978 CELICA ST, air, auto, good tires, runs excellent, some body work. $1850. 968-4854, message. 1978 VOLKSW AGON Bus, 2.0L, 4 speed, air, stereo, tinted windows. Must see. $2500, 966-3485. 1979 DODGE Diplom at, air, auto, power brakes/steering, AM -FM , tilt wheel. Excel­ lent condition. $1500. 961-1615. 1982 HONDA Accord LX 2-door, clean, looks sharp. AM-FM cassette, power steering, power brakes, new tires, automa­ tic transmission, air. 59,200 m iles, must sell, $4500. Days, 840-2405, evenings, 971-4675. p.m. REGGAE! REGGAE! Reggae! Reggae In te rn a tio n a l F e s tiv a l ‘8 7 . M esa Am phitheatre, Friday, Septem ber 25th, 7 p.m. RESEARCH G RANT applications now available through the G raduate Student Association of ASASU, M em orial Union, 208T. ROSH HASHANAH Services. Hillel invites you to Rosh Hashanah Services. Free student admission cards available at Hillel; W ednesday, Septem ber 23, 8 p,m . in the Arizona Room, M .U .; Thursday, September 24, 9:30 a.m . in the Arizona Room, M .U ;; Friday, Septem ber 25, 9:30 a.m . at H illel. Hillel Union of Jewish Students. 1012 S. M ill, 967-7563. Page 17 Friday, September 25,1987 1985 M IT S U B IS H I G alan t- Topline, mauve, low m ileage, one owner. Excellent buy, 838-6774. 1986 TOYOTA Camry LE- topline, light blue, only 12,400 m iles, one owner. Outstanding bargain, 838-6774. 1987 YUGO G V, excellent condition, runs great, economical transportation. Cali, evenings or weekends, 860-6878. BMW 2002, 1969 Classic. M int condition, white, air, new clutch, cloth interior, am /fm . $3500, 8936046. G O O D T R A N S P O R T A T IO N , 1 9 8 3 C tievette, 45,000 m iles, good condition, new rear end. $2300. C all $73-1032. m otorcycles fo r sale 1983 VIRAGO 500. Excellent condition, stereo, warranty. $650, 894-6489. 1984 HONDA VF500 Interceptor. Only 4100 m iles. Very clean and reliable. Larry, 890-1857. $1850. 1984 HONDA Spree, excellent running condition, $200 or best offer. Call David at 968-3233. 1986 ELITE 150, red, injury free scooter. Rides well. $1500. Contact Siem en, 941-4418, 9686101. 1986 HONDA Elite 150 Deluxe, red, e x c e lle n t c o n d itio n , low m ile a g e , $1100/offer. Curtis, 938-1195. bicydcs for sale EXCELLENT V A LU E I25” Austro-Daim ler, Reynolds 531 fram e, new w heels. $200. Tim , 381-1950 evenings. FOR SALE: 26” Nishiki Sport bicycle (m en’s). Burgundy. Excellent condition. 1986. Price negotiable. Call Cris: days, 731 6879; evenings, 894-2569. tickets fo r sale 001 ASU/Nebra8ka ticket for sale. $35 or best offer. Call 7 8 4 6916, Susan. 2 ASU/Nebraska student tickets. $25 or best offer. 784 6810. 1986 HONDA Elite 150 scooter, excellent c o n d itio n , re d , o n ly 3 0 0 0 m ile s , $1100/offer. 964-4140, leave message. 2 SEDONA Jazz on the Rocks tickets, Saturday, Septem ber 2 6 ,9 a.m .- midnight. 1986 HONDA Rebel 250, one owner, sissy bar and engine guard. $1200. Call 9646138. 3 ASU/Nebraska tickets. $40 each or best o ffer. 784-8785, M ichelle; 784-9207, CLASSIFIEDS WORK ASU/NEBRASKA student tickets. $35 each or best offer. Kristen, 784-9130 or HONDA AERO 50- Black and red, remov­ able basket, runs great, $450/offer. 860-4286 or 9676766. Best offer, 829-1004. Laura. 967-4781. ASU/NEBRASKA student ticket for sale! Best offer. Phone 784 6815. HONDA AERO 80,1985 . G reat transporta­ tion. $300, contact Lisa, 9686931. ASU/NEBRASKA: 3 student tickets for sale. Price negotiable. C all 9686895. USED BIKE sale- 1985 Honda 450 Nighthawk, $595; 1979 Suzuki G S 1000L, $695. More great buys. 10% off new parts. Arizona Motorcycle, 1812 E. 1st St. 9666101. ASU/NEBRASKA student tickets for sale. $50/offer Call Christian, 784-9079. W HITE 1986 Elite 80 scooter. $800. 991-1634. ASU/NEBRASKA, One student ticket for sale, $35/offer. 839-9014, talk to me. YAMAHA 650 Heritage Special 1983 model. Purchased new in 1986, less than 1000 m iles. Asking $1200. Call Les, 890-1697. ASU/NEBRASKA: 2 student tickets for sale. $45/offer. Call today, 784-9554. bicycles fo r sale 12 SPEED Nishiki “ International” , 60” fram e, new tires, new freewheel, new chain, new seat, excellent condition. G reat for touring, training, racing. Must sell! M ake an offer. C all M ark at 829-1488. S T U D E N T D IS C O U N T S w elco m e! Largest pro shop in valley. Expert service on all makes and models. Full selection of clothing, bicycles, parts, and accessories. Financing and layaway available. Domenic’s Cycling, 1004 South M ill, 967-7700. ASU-NEBRASKA student ticket, $30 or best offer. Have only one left, 955 6797. tickets fo r sale ASU FOOTBALL furniture fo r sale FULL SIZE bed. S till in factory package. $99. Can deliver. Phone orders accepted. 2726286. tickets for sale A ll Gam es Call Tom. 921-3037 STUDENT TICKET, ASU/Nebraska. Best offer, 898-1410. STUDENT TICKETS to Nebraska gam e, $25 each. C all Kelly, 921-3280. NEW Q UEEN size O rtho box and m attress. Stored, never used. $149. Can deliver. Phone orders accepted. 272 6286. USED FU RN ITU RE and antiques. Afford­ able prices. Top quality. 1310 W . Univer­ sity, M esa. 890 6776. m iscellaneous fo r sale THREE NEBRASKA student tickets for sale. Call 921-7079 or 8946124. AS IS TICK ET FOR Sale: ASU/Nebraska gam e. Best offer, 898-1410. TICKETS AVAILABLE for all home football gam es, starting at $15. Call David at 968-3233 or Scott at 957-4400. Fashion Discounts TW O ASU/Nebraska student tickets. $35 or best offer, 730 6467, Steve. F am ous n a m e d e s ig n e r c lo th in g fo r g u y s a n d g irls U 2 TICKETS? No, better - ASU/Nebraska student tickets! Call Alex, 784-9058. Your best alternative to today's wellknown fashion labels at unbeatable savings — names like Polo, Guess, Uz Claiborne, Calvin Klein. furniture for sale FULL SIZE futon with contemporary oak fram e, $225. Two sturdy, practical, walnut bookshelves, $35 each. 2756836. W AREHOUSE SALE: Desks from $44, chairs from $4, bookshelves from $19, end tables, typing tables, computer tables, file cabinets, storage cabinets, dining tables, plus lots more. Arizona O ffice Liquidators, 4010 S . 43rd Place, between 40th Street and 48th Street, north of Broadway. 437-2224. This is the new store everyone is talking about. AS IS 225 W. University (Next to Buffalo Exchange) 921-3535 A COLOR TV , portable, $65; 25” console TV, $85. Call 254-1412. ASU/NEBFtASKA- 2 student tickets, must sell, taking best offer. 784-9446, Missy; 784-9305, U z. BEST DEAL for A S U student football tickets. ASU/Nebraska available. Call 9216458. FOR SALE: Two ASU/Nebraska football tickets for $100. Call 7846385. MESAFURNITURE and Trading Post W e B u y A n d S ell NEW AND USED FURNITURE Jewelry, Glassware, Antiques DRESS FOR success!! Rolex, Gucci, Cartier im itation watches. New. As low as $70. 784-9768, 996-3393. FOR SALÉ: Beer signs, lights, neons, trays, glasses and more. Saturday and Sunday, 9-4 p.m ., south on Dobson to Keating, then follow signs. NEBRASKA STUDENT tickets, $35 or best offer. 968-9283 or 966 6513, leave a message. S o fa S e ts ........from $ 1 2 9 D in ettes............. from $ 9 9 LATE N IG H T studying! Need m ore energy, stam ina? Safe, natural product. G uaranteed, validated. Cheryl, 268-7335, days. NEBRASKA/ASU student ticket. Must sell... Cheap! Please call Jacki, 784 6407 or 843-3477. 10 7 W . Broadway, Mesa 969-5994 W ET SU IT, Sea Ray, V* inch Farm er John suit. Double stitch. Excellent condition. 921-1708. We’ll give you the scholarship money to become a nurse and the leadership skills to be a better one. Start your career with advantages other nursing students won’t have. Army Reserve Officers’ Training Corps is a great way to learn the seíf-cónfidence and leadership skills that are important to any career, and indispensable in nursing. You deal with real people and real problems. And learn to manage, inspire and lead. Even before you graduate. When you do graduate, you’ll have a college degree in nursing and an officer’s commission in the Army Nurse Corps. With the responsibility most other graduates will have to wait years for. For more information about Army ROTC and the qualifications for Army ROTC Nursing Scholarships, talk to your Professor of Military Science today. D e p a rtm e n t o f M ilit a r y S c ie n c e Old Main, Room 240 965-3318 □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ E V E R Y FRIDAY A FREE BUFFET 5 AND 1 / 2 PRICE DRINKS 5 - - 8PM! 10 PM! □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ 919 E. APACHE BLVD 921-9775 ( n e x t d o o r t o th e TEMPE H O L ID A Y INN) □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ a Page 18 4 m iscellaneous fo r sale CASH IM M EDIATELY. * * * Nam e brands, current styles, career clothing, better dresses, sportswear, and accessories. Plus fabulous finds for your wardrobe. It's like changing closets with a friend. Clothes P e d d le r, 112 6 N . S c o ttsd a le R d ., 966-2300. real estate fo r sale AFFORDABLE HO USES, townhouses, forclosures. W hy Rent? Invest! Inform a­ tion, call G loria 946-2825, John Hall Associates, 948-0550. BY OW NER, large 2 bedroom, 1 bath townhouse. Very nice, clean, near ASU. $35,000, 438-1059, GORGEOUS CO NDO M INIUM , Spanish design, assume 6Vfc% veteran loan. Spiral staircase. N ear University. $74,900- $466 payment. Casablanca Realty, 994-4516. NO DOW N! Near ASU. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, furnished townhouse. $55,800, assume loan. Must qualify. Rosser, 991-5327; Realty Executives, 947-5451. STEAL IT! 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1536’ townhome. Papago Park- never rented! $20,000 under m arket... $86,900. Des­ perate!! 948-6419.______________ _ TOW NHOUSE IN Scottsdale, 4 m iles from ASU. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, single level, pool, move-in condition, handicapped accessi­ ble. W as $64,000. now $58,000. G reat buy! No qualifying. 941-4822. Is* apartments for rent FEMALE NEEDED for 3 bedroom, 2 bath new townhouse. Cable TV , m icrowave, all new appliances, pool, 4 m iles from ASU. Call Denise at 968-3911. $275 plus Vs utilities. FEMALE NONSMOKER to share new 3 bedroom, 2 bath condominium. All major appliances, including washer and dryer. All common areas furnished. $280 plus Vs utilities for own room. $250 plus 1/6 utilities to share masterbedroom and bath. V2 m ile from ASU. Pool, lighted parking lot. C all Teriann, 921-3476. FEM ALE RO O M M ATE w anted. Own bedroom and bath, partially furnished in La M irage. Contact Lisa, 921-4065 after 4 p.m . or 966-3201. LARGE PRIVATE room. Furnished townhouse. W asher, dryer in unit. Pool. Bike ASU. $185. 965-2814 afternoons. MALE, FEMALE roommates to share house in Scottsdale. ASU 10 m inutes. $250, utilities included. 990-1373. M A L E /F E M A L E , sh are luxurio us 2 bedroom, 2 bath Springtree Condo. $275. Must see. Rick, 967-7788. OWN BEDROOM, $200/m orith. Vs utilities plus deposit. Private pool. M ale or fem ale grad student, ASU 2 m iles. Must be quiet and neat. Call evenings and weekends, 966-5282. RESPONSIBLE FEMALE roommate to share 2 bedroom, 2 bath, oversized, furnished apartm ent. Lots of am enities. Ideal location, 45th Street and M cDowell. $260 plus Vi utilities. 275-3353. FOR RENT, 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse, bicycle to ASU. W asher, dryer, refrigerator. $650 per month. 949-1419. 2 BEDROOM, ASU 1 m ile, 2 excellent locations, $395. Covered parking. $200 o ff. with ad. 967-8431. 966-2750. SHARE VERY nice house: Pool, fireplace, washer, dryer and more. $230 plus Vt utilities. Bob, 8 2 0 8 9 6 3 (leave message). $455/M O N TH . Townhouse, 10 minutes from ASU. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, washer, dryer. 967-8566 days, 968-3541 evenings. 820 W . UN IVER SITY, number 18: 3 bedroom, 2Vfe bath, fireplace, garage, $650 per m onth. C all 968-9625 or 968-3340. BEAUTIFUL NEW large two bedrooms, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, one block south of University on 8th Street and Gary. Ask about move-in specials. 968-5238. CHEAP! ONE bedroom apartm ent, 2 minutes and 2 seconds from campus. Brand new com plex. Call Doug and Hugh day or night for m ore inform ation, 9688113. CO-OP LIVING : After $7500 investm ent, enjoy spacious studio for low $155 month­ ly. Pool, laundry, close to ASU. 481-0822. NEW APARTM ENTS, w alk to ASU. 9 month lease. Roommates ideal. 1123 E. Apache Btvd. 9688383. POOLSIDE CONDO, 2nd Street and Hardy, 2 bedroom, 1Vfe bath. M any extras. $5QO. Call for details, 894-1942. RANCHO LAS Palm as, one and two bedroom apartm ents. Less than a hand fu ll. Please call John or Elizabeth imm ediately! 829-9607. WALK TO ASU! A beautifully furnished huge 1 bedroom, 1 bath, walk-in closet, cable TV, all utilities paid. Heated pool, spacious laundry facilities. O nly Vt block from cam pus. F rie n d ly , cou rteou s management! Terrace Road Apartm ents, 950 S. Terrace Rd., 9668540. WALK TO ASU, junior one bedroom, $305; two bedroom, $425. Adults, no pets. 1031 E . Lemon. Bel Air Apartm ents, 968-2679, 933-4364. homes fo r rent 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath luxurious condo for lease, less than V4 mile ASU, Hermoea Place, 510 W . University. $575/m onth, option to buy. Call for inform ation, 967-7828, 968-7173. AVAILABLE O CTOBER, 3 bedroom, very close to ASU. Pets okay. $800 month, first, last, $200 deposit. 968-9706.___________ CLOSE TO ASU, move in today. 3 bedroom, huge fenced yard, pets allowed. Norbert, agent, Trade W inds, 820-3333, 966-7979. rental sharing $275 INCLUD ES utilities, pool, weight room, Jacuzzi, billiard room, cable. Steve, 730-8467. Cloee to campus.____________ BEAUTIFUL TEM PE hom e to share 4 m iles south of ASU. Private bedroom, bath, parking, washer, dryer, pool. No pets. Deposit required, $250 monthly 'ivV tentai sharing ROOMMATE TO share two bedroom, two bath townhouse. $230 per month, half utilities. Waisher, dryer, VC R. Chandler, M cClintock/Ray. Brian evenings or leave m essage, 963-0211; 839-9271. 3 BLOCKS to ASU! Sunrise Apartments has spacious i bedroom apartm ents from $335. Pool, d ean laundry room. 1014 E< Spence, Monday through Friday, 1-4 p .m ./ or call Karen, 926-1218. covers all. C all 897-8781. FEMALE NONSMOKER. Own room, 14 utilities, all appliances, pool, $250 month, 1.4 m iles. W endy, 275-0608.____________ State Press Friday, September 25,1987 business opportunities CONDOM VENDING m achine for sale. Sm all investm ent, large return. For more inform ation, call after 6 p.m . 820-2728, Valerie. EARN FOR YOURSELF Short on cash? M ake your own hours, be your own boss. Become an Herbalife DistributorI No inventory neces­ sary, big earning potential. help wanted help w anted CORK 'N d e a v e r- Lunch waitresses and hostesses. Short shift, fun atmosphere, good money, and great people. Full or part. Attitude and appearance are impor­ tant, experience is not. Apply MondayFriday 1:30-5:00 p.m . or by appointm ent. 5105 N . 44th S t. (Cam elback), Phoenix, 952-0585. CUSTOM ER SERVICE reps. Scholarships available. 27 openings. $9.25/start. Train­ ing provided. C all 10 a.m .-2 p.m . 829 8754. WEEKEND JOBS If you are in need of extra money, Physical Plant wants 16 students who are concerned about the looks of our cam pus. Hard working, interested students CALL 965-1800. ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN (m echani­ cal): 2nd or 3rd year m echanical engineer­ ing or technology. Some related experi­ ence desired. Must b * available, mini­ mum, 20 hours per w eek. $5 and up, phone 956 8200. EXCITIN G YO UNG company. Day and evening shifts. $4 hourly plus bonuses. N ear College and Southern. 921-7785. EXTRA M ONEY is nice, but you can help people too! Donate plasm a for up to $120 per month. First donation in a calendar w eek $10, second donation in same calendar w eek $20 (M onday-Saturday). New donors receive $2 bonus on first donation. University Plasm a Center Asso­ ciated Bioscience Inc., 101$ S. Rural Rd., Tem pe, AZ. 968 8139. Effective until further notice. G UYS, G IR LS, part-tim ers. Hob-Nob Thrift Shop. No phoners. 11-1 daily, 414 S. M ill. HARKINS LOS Arcos M all Cinem a is now hiring a part-tim e assistant m anager to work 3 or 4 evening shifts a w eek. Flexible scheduling. No experience necessary, will train. Should have good math and people skills. Apply in person, 1383 N. Scottsdale R oad. worth of products. Cinem as. U N U S U A L A N D unique products: earrings, pins, m agnets. M ade from unique m aterial that creates an effect and illusion. Initial m arket response has been fantastic. Retails for under $4.00. I need reps, sales people. Send for com plete details: Juggernaut C o ., 1309 E. Northern, Suite 904, Phoenix, Az. 85020 help w anted ACCEPTING A P P U C A lfO N S for the prestigous Samm y B's P izza Restaurant. D ay and evening , sh ifts a va ilab le, 945-8850. M OTHER’S HELPER, fem ale preferred, 1:36-11:30 p.m . Thursday, Friday, alter­ nate Saturdays and Sundays. Need to care for and love 3 and 4 year olds. Salary negotiable. Call 266-3055 after 9 a m . NEED ENERGETIC person to care for 4 children of working moms in our Tem pe m edical office. $3.35/hour. Must be free Tuesday and Thursday mornings. Call 8298741 or Cindy, 820-2280 evenings. NEED TU TO R , m ath 210 calculas. Call Steve, 7308467. NEW CLUB in Scottsdale looking for doorm an, w aitress, D J. C a ll N ick, 964-4994 10-2 p.m . PART-TIM E HELP Monday, W ednesday, Friday, Saturday, or any combination. Flexible hours. W ork with trees in nursery and field. Apply Evergreen Lawn Sprink­ lers, 3329 E . Southern Ave., Phoenix. O ’M a lle y ’s T em p e store n eed s lum ber yard w orkers, receiving clerks fo r h ardw are and cler­ ical personnel w ho can use a calcu lator and are good a t d etail. A pply at store: ASU M ARRIOTT Catering has opportuni­ ties for fuK and part-tim e on campus banquet servers. Experience helpful. Apply in person a t M em orial Union Cater­ ing office, Monday through Friday, 9-5 p.m ., or call 965-1086 for aninterview . (or leave message) Distributor kit $41.95, includes $48 NO RUN panty hose. 100% guaranteed. No delivery, tax, inventory. Part, full-tim e. C all John, 945-9024. Training available. LAB TECHN IC IA N- Flexible hours. Posi­ tion near 35th Avenue and Buckeye. Requires 2 years college level chemistry. Must know HPLC, GC, IR , atom ic absorp­ tion, W /V IS , micro-bio testing, spectro­ scopy. Long term em ploym ent assign­ m ent. Call Colleen, 242-1826. Banner Tem porary Services. FIESTA PROM OTIONS is interviewing for* part or full-tim e, $250 to $350 a week. Call for appointm ent, 966-4639. HARKINS THEATRES in Scottsdale are now h irin g concession atte n d an ts/ cashiers. Perfect job for students. Flexible scheduling. Choose working 10 to 20 hours per w eek. Fun and exciting job. Free movie benefits. Apply in person, Harkins. Los Arcos M ail or Cam elview Plaza Call J e ff Quatrorte 833-5345, evenings best DICK’S D R IVE-IN , college action area, hiring all positions, full and part, starting at $3.65/hour. Open 9 a.m . to 3 a.m . 855 S. Rural. O’Malley’s 1840 E. Broadway Tempe Equal Opportunity Employer, U /F COOKS NEEDED, part-tim e, full-tim e short order. Flexible hours. Apply in person, Vine Tavern, 801 E. Apache. PART-TIM E RECEPTIO NIST near ASU. Flexible hours. Enthusiastic, dependable. W ord processing experience a plus. Resum e to 2003 E 5th S t., Suite 7, Tem pe 85281. PART-TIM E CLERK over 21 to work nights and weekends. Own transportation. Apply at 2321 W . Broadway, M esa. PROGRAMM ING PO SITION available, DEC VAX-VM S experience required. Send resume to: Systems by M ica, 6106 S. Rural, Suite 101, Tem pe, AZ 85283. AFTER CLASS HOURS A FT ER N O O N EXP A N S IO N *5 .5 0 per hour guom teed Diatamerica Marketing, the nation's finest telemarketing firm, is now accepting applications for the following shifts: 1.5 p.m. 5-9:30 p.lh, 69:30 p.m. Weekends Also Available Our salespeople work in a modern, comfortable business environment contacting established customers on long.distance lines- Guaranteed salary or commission, whichever is greater, and averages $5-$7 an hour. Our Tempe office is located approximately 5 minutes from campus. Please call Dlaiamerlca Alarketlng for details. 829-1140 operations- 20 hours w eekly. Send resumes to: 6J0 W . Broadway, Suite 209, Tem pe 85282. CH RISTIAN CH ILD care workers needed im m ediately for local church. Call M arsha Lincoln, 967-3786 or 967-0569. CLIN IC IA N II- Provide individual and/or group counseling and com m unity life skills training to chronically m entally IK adults in a residential treatm ent setting. Courses in human services, counseling and psychol­ ogy plus 2 years related experience or equivalent. $12,700-14,000. 40 hours/ week evenings and weekends. Open until filled. Apply a t 1424 S . 7th Avenue, Phoenix. Excellent benefits. COLLEGE STUDENT, part-tim e. W e need 6 enthusiastic college students to work 4-9 p .m . shift, Monday through Friday. $5 per hour plus bonus. Call M r. Rod, 921-2897, DANCERS W ANTED, $35 per hour. Call 224-0960. license. Call 966-2166. Host, A Marriott Co. is looking for friendly, outgoing, service-oriented individuals to work in our snackbars, cafeteria, cocktail lounges and formal .dining room. Located in Term inal 3 at Sky Harbor International Airport. O ur wages are com petitive, we offer full-tim e benefits for as little as 30 hours or 5 shifts worked per week and our scheduling is flexible. W e also offer an educa­ tional assistance program and a liberal m eal allow ance. For more information or to apply for employ­ m ent, see our representatives in the M em orial Union on Friday the 25th from 9-11 a.m . in Room 209 Yavapai or from 2-4 p.m . in Room 216 Graham . Also, applications taken Monday through Friday 9 a.m .-5 p.m ., Sky Harbor International Airport Ter­ m inal 3, west end of level 3. W e are currently looking for a number of qualified individuals. SALESPERSONS, $3.50 to $4.00 hour plus commission. Call for details- Higgins for Babies O nly, 266-1422. SANDW ICH MAKER, part-tim e, lunch hours, Monday through Friday, possibly evenings 4-7:30, flexible. 437-9237. Call weekdays before 3:30 p.m . SECURITY O FFICER S, foil or part-tim e. Car and phone required. Fit hours to your n e e d s . In te rn a l S e c u rity A g en cy, 820-1919. _______ PREGNANT-ADOPTION? If considering adoption, confidential counseling avail­ able with caring staff. W e may be able to help with housing and m edical arrange­ ments. Fam ilies available who wish to provide a loving home for a child. C all Southwest Adoption Center, 234-BABY. on-campus On-Campus 1907 The Tempo Norm al Student, Decem­ ber 13, 1907: Personal ad- “ Even though our boys did not win the meet last Saturday, their optim istic spirit is still m anifest. Perhaps in some cases it is due to the consolation they receive. M r. Blake in particular seems to have found a comforter. Ask Miss DeMund.” ATTENTIO N U N IVER SITY departments, organizations, and dubs: Need to place a display ad in the State Press? Your campus representative is Jackie Ekfridge. Call 965-7572 8 a.m . to 5 p.m . daily. personals AAA “ IS this seat taken?" W ednesday, 9:40 a.m ., MU M cDonald's. You had a white skirt and a nice sm ile; I had orange juice. I didn’t get your nam e. Leave m essage, 8 3 9 8215, Jeff. AGD CATHY Coffey: You are really busy but doing a great job! Let's have lunch soon. Love, Gina AGD GERU Mom is going away tills weekend. So you had better behave... don’t stay up late, don’t hang around boys, and heavens no drinking! I trust you will follow my advice (ha!). Love you! Nicole (but you can call m e mom). SENIO R INVESTM ENT brokers seek FIN or C IS majors with 2 to 3 semesters to graduation; reasonable pay, possible intern credits, 20 hours a week. Subm it resume to Donald Morrow or Richard Lund, or contact Ellena at 954-9000 ext. 388, Grubb and Ellis Commercial Broker­ age, 2390 E. Camelback R d., Suite 100, AGD’S G ET psyched and ready to roll for our “ Retreat on W heels” ! Look out SDSU, here come the ASU AGD’s! Phoenix 85016. AGD SU SIE S ., Happy Birthday! yVe’re going to have so much fun this year. You’re so cute! AGD hiv, Lara P. STOCKYARDS RESTAURANT now hiring lunch waitresses, dinner busboys. Apply weekdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m . or 2-5 p.m . 5001 E . W ashington. TYPIN G NEEDED using M .S.W ord on M ac-Plus. Your PC , mine, or combination. Howard, 921-0068. ____________ _____ URGENT! NEED dynamic secretary/office manager for national entertainm ent organ­ ization. G reat career potential for the right p e rs o n . C a ll E n te rta in m e n t U S A , 730-1888. Instruction HANG GLIDE! Gently slopping hill just South of Tem pe. Safe and exciting. Lessons all day, only $75. W indsports, 897-7121. SELF-ESTEEM G ROUP begins Septem ­ ber 28th. Learn to build confidence and feel better about yourself. Call Cheryl, 9668810. jew elry CASH FOR gold and diamonds. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. MiH, Suite 104, Tem pe. 968-5967. CUSTOM DESIGN and re-mounting. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104, Tem pe. 968 8967. AGD SPIFF: Have a super tim e in San Diego. I’ll miss you. Thanks for everything. AH my love, Kim. ALAN- W H A T, could be better thanPrescott, Flagstaff, the Grand Canyon, kids cam pfires, overnights,, golf course, green MM’s, days-off, statues, rain, pingpong, soccer, softball, Pillow Polo, Sammy, Jenifer, stars, Murphy’s, Fkldlestix, moving, Colorado, Marmots, moun­ tains, little brothers, Tem pe, rush, SpadCo, the Pointe, 007, best friend and boy problems, study tables, Late Night with David Letterm an, blowouts, ATO party? Pledge Presents, tuxs, meeting my mom, The Pointe (again!), football gam es, skiing with my dad, Thanksgiving, seeing Tulsa, m eeting my brother, and at least three more months with you! Elise. P.S. Gilligan, I love you! Ciete. ALPHA C H I sisters- Have a super time tonight. Be careful, but live it up. I love you, Kathi. ALPHA PH I Colette W right, thanx for your wonderful supportl I love you, mom! Kid Two. ALPHA PH I’S Kristen Piel and Kristen Lucas: I w on't even say “ Happy Birth­ day!" Love, Lisa Campbell. ANCHORS AWAY D elta Gamma, Lambda Chi’8 love yal! A-PHI Chris, I’m so glad I have you as my mom! Phi love, Kristi Brome. A-PHI JANEEN Cox: i am so lucky to have such a very hot mom! I love you! W endy Diamonds Engagement Sets A -PH I PLEDGES love ail their actives! Thanks for everything. Best friend»- Love you, pledges. We win beat any price! Over 60 styles to choose from. A /l diamonds loose lo r grading and your Inspection. ArPHI TADE: You’re the best mom! I love you. Luv, your dot, K ail. C a ll fo r hours: 8 3 5 -9 1 4 9 The Diamond Consortium CLEANING HELP needed. Start immedi­ CLIN IC IA N I- Provides behavioral health services to chronically ill adults in a residential treatm ent setting. College level courses plus 1 year related residential working experience or equivalent. 40 h o u rs /w e e k e v e n in g s , n ig h ts and w eekends. $9900-11,000. Open until filled. Apply, a t 1424 S . 7th Avenue, Phoenix. Excellent benefits. ROUTE DRIVERS- Flexible hours, travel expenses, commission available. Good pay. Have own vehicle with Arizona m iscellaneous A-PHI KRISTEN Lucas: Happy belated 18th Birthday! (Sorry!) Love, Lori and Banana. ASA ADM INISTRATIVE assistant. The Arizona Student's Association, the state student lobbying group, is In need df a political science, m anagem ent or other qualified student/individual to assist In ately. 966-1495, leave m essage. h elp w anted Lead Persons Counter Personnel Assistant M anagers If you're looking for a great job and an easy way to earn extra money, then you owe it to yourself to take a closer look at the advantages Carl's Jr. has to offer 1Flexible boon to meet • A convenient location; your demanding we're just around the schedule! comer Cram yon! • Competitive wages! • A fan place to work! We’re looking for a few smiling faces to fill FULL and PART-TIME openings on ALL SHIFTS. If this kind of opportunity appeals to you, then stop by anyday, at anytime for an on-the-spot interview! GARI/S JR. 960 E. University Tempe, AZ Carl’s Jr. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER M/F/H 2 0 E . M ain , N o . 60 8 M esa free tosÿfound FOUND: BURGUNDY waitet/credit card holder. Contains all ID . Found In Murdock Had on 8-22. Call 784-0800 to dalm . FOUND SAINT Christopher charm outside Murdock. C all 821-7816, ask for Elisa. LOST BROWN leather w allet. Many credit cards, little money. If found, reward given. Contact Irving Jorgenson, 388-4562 or 886 8404. LO ST LARGE, grey,- hooded Brown University sweatshirt between Language and Literature and Lot 59. Please return, sentim ental value. 884-6138. m iscellaneous ARE YOU a fem ale redhead? And were you at The H air Kutterson Friday, Septem ­ ber 18 at 2 p.m .? If you are the person that I am inquiring about, please cat! Chris at 784-9285. A fellow redhead. ATO BEAR, G ac, and Zoner- Looking forward to an awesome partying year! W e’re psyched to be your IN' sisters! ATO Love, the 3 Muskateers. ATO BIG Bro Todd B.- W hat can I say? Could be a dangerously fun year, I can handle i t ... can you? XXO- Your IN’ Heart of Omega. ATO JEFF P .- This year is going to be great, you’re the beet!! XO XO - Your IN' sis. ATO’S: FOUND one active pin. Reward? Let's just say we wiH all rage at BlackfootW fotefoot, The A-Pht’s . _____________ _ ATO ’S I IF W ednesday's serenading is just a sam ple of what ya guys can do, the AG D 's think you should cut an album! W e’d even consider being groupies! BETAS, LE T'S get psyched for the Beer Olym pics. Good job W edges, go for the keg win- W olf. LOVING CALIFORNIA couple wishes to adopt newborn baby. Pregnancy related expenses paid. Call the Sherm an's collect. 818-441-3204. BETHANY BABBLER: The Tri Sigm as are psyched to see you again. Hope to see you at the 4:00 Club tonight!! Love, Tri-Sig. S ta tt P r« « personals persónate BRENT, ONE m ore tim e? Don’t dog. Friday? Be there (or square). Sam e tim e. Same place. Robin____________________ CAMILLE: TH E brightest and only star I see at night. Love ya hits!! Eddie. CAVEMAN!! THANKS for the tim e and all the extra happiness... You're greaattt!! Love, Tigs.___________________________ PHI SIG Paul: Sat with you W ednesday, 9-23, at 1:30 in Hayden. How about some “ uninterrupted” conversation? Inter­ ested? -Respond via Personals. Suzanne. KD CARE Bear- I missed you at the Botanical Gardens. I saw a lot of Plutotrophs there. How about you? And when is the next tim e you’ll be having string beans for dessert? Love, W olsely. POPEYE W AS a TEKE. W e’re gonna blow Bluto out of the w ater at DG 's awesome Anchor Splash. KD C A R Y N , Thanks fo r being an awesome Big Sis. You secret head banger, you- Grease is fun. KD Love, your DELTA GAMM, It’s gonna be hot! Lam bda Chi's will be in the atm osphere for Anchor in. _______________ DG’S LAURA, Brooke, Bonnie: The TKE’S are psyched to win Anchor Splash. DG’S, TEKES are ready to cruise on to victory at Anchor Splash; DG’S, TKE’S are psyched for an awesome time at Anchor Splash. W e’re gonna rage! DG’S, TKE’S can’t w ait to have you splash our anchors. W e’re ready to win, DG’S, W E love you: W hat else can we say? The brothers of Alpha Tau Omega. Dl, YOU say it’s your birthday, it’s my birthday too, yeah! You say it’s your birthday, w e're gonna have a good tim e! Are you ready to party? Happy 20th!! R2 DTD GREG- Been to any parks lately? Love to take you to one! The G ullible. DTD PREZ, Did you enjoy your stay with the Pope? I bet he flirts w ith danger!! KD LITTLE Lynn Sandbo- You’re my very favorite little sis! Love, Holl. KD’S! W E w ere awesome in W atermelon Bust! Keep up the enthusiasm for later events. KD Love, LP. KD TALLIE- Your KD Darting loves you! Have a super weekend! KD Love, Lisa Lisa. KD W OLSELY: How can you expect us to keep tra ck? B u n stealer, Aquam an (syn ch ro n ized sw im m ing), P oloroid (you’re on a roll!), “ Him ” , and Pogo Stick (he wants to jump you). KD Love, Your suities and Care Bear. KD ZU CH , Can’t w ait for my new roomie!! Spaz KEVIN- I know you. Don’t you wish you knew me? Your PSE Big Sis. KIRK W ENDORF, I may have skipped the coffee, but I did finally come and check you out. Now I am impressed!! Good luck against Nebraska. Love you, Julia. ED S ., we love you. KKG pledges DL and MH. FOO FOO, I'm so excited!!! Love in Kappa Delta, Parti. GEORGE REID ER , I know we are far apart, but I think about you every day and you will always be my III’ bro. I love you! Erin Fuge GINA MARIE, have a very Happy Birthday! You deserve it. Luv ya. Deborah. GUSHY HATES Nebraska! HAPPY 20TH B-day Kelley Belle! W e love you! Jenny, Julie, and Cindy. P .S .- G et psyched for tonite! Pledge Presents! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my W oody! Love you, SuzannO. HEY ALPHA Gam s! G et ready for a fantastic tim e in San Diego!! HEY O H IO pals! I’m totally psyched for this year! Let’s have a super one!! Teetter ta ta drink! Love, your Chi-O man Diver Dan.- .. . H E Y K D 'S ! JYou w e re aw eso m e, awesome, awesom e, alright, alright, alright! at W aterm elon Bust! Two trophieswe are number 1! KD Love, M eaghan. HOLLY ROBERTSON- You’re so terrific, the Tri Sigmas are looking forward to seeing you again! P .S .- Did you rem em ber you tape? See ya a t aerobics. Ellen, Tri-Sig. HOT DAMN D elta Gam m i Lambda Chi’s are ready to jam ! IF YOU are one of the two women who called KTAR radio guest Chuck Ashman about diplom atic imm unity, please call Vickie at 965-2292. IMPORTANT BULLETIN!! Swimming stud Jeff Whitam w ill m ake an appearance at the AXO Form al tonight. Allegedly, Jeff will escort a sorority woman and AXO’s are excited to have such a prestigious figure at this event. Kathi Trestain, KASR News. JACKIE KRAFT: H ere’s to the beginning of a great friendship and an awesome birthday! Love, Kristin. JEFF NOVACK- Thanks for everything. Dinner was great! Rem em ber, study personals KAY DEE Darling Kim- Hope you have an pwesome weekend! KD Love, Adra! DELTA GAMMA, Y ou busted our melons and we are ready to set your anchor. Splash!! Page 19 Friday, September 25,1987 KKG DATES, you lucky devils- get keyed up for the coolest Pledge Presents ever!! PSE PM Shawn: Heath welcome to the world of Pi Sigm a Epsilon! "To be or not to be” is the question? If you can answer that you are w ell on your way! Big brother. PSE- ROSES are red, Violets are plaid, My awesome little bro’s name is Brad! RIKKI KERSHNER: You’re the best room­ ie ever! Remember laugh attacks, Ohi-o, questions. Buds forever, Kristi. SIG EP Chuck- Enjoyed the reunion at the Lambda Chi.Bust!! Strawberry m argaritas and the Violent Femmes topped off a great evening. Looking forward to the gam e and champagne brunch. M elanie. SIGM A CH I dates: The Kappas are ready to rage tonight at Pledge Presents so be prepared!! SIGM A JILL Hegedus, I know you can do it! Hang in there, stress week is almost over! G et ready for a ragin’ weekend! Sigm a love, Kristin. SLY, SO happy that you’re here! W e’re gonna have tons of fun together!! 9-12-25, MO. KKG SHELL Rad- I love my roomie! Thanks for everything- Beauty queens stick together! This weekend will be a blast! Have fun at form al. Sm ile honey, you’re beautiful! LIB forever- Suz SPLISH SPLASH, DG’s taking a bath! W e can’t w ait for Sunday night! Rub-a-Dub Dub with TKE’s in their tub. Going home with the trophy. All right!! LAMBDA C H I’S are on the Dash! W e will win the Anchor Splash! LAMBDA CHI Jon- or is that Chris? Thanx for being such an awesome H 2 0 Melon Bust coach. KD Love, Allyson. LAMBDA C H I George Jetson-1 like having you as a friend. Thanks for all the fun. Holly________________________________ LAMBDA CHI V .P ., You have one week to get ready for Pledge Presents. Stay up past midnight and we’ll have no incidents with Cheeto’s, drop you w hite rose plans and I’ll go easy in front of the microphone. Don't forget to order your tux- they discontinued the bow tie and cummerbund you ordered last tim e. Love, K-Dee Prez. LAMBDA CH I Alpha Karl Hatt- Hey babe, Pledge Présents w ill be awesome. KD Love, Meaghan. LA M èpA CHI “ Bust Judge” of my dream s, I’ll miss you this weekend, as will my first place parts. FFB LAMBDA CHI Alpha, Coach Chickenbead, I’m so proud to be your girlfriend. You were an awesome KD coach and Hove you so very much! M rs. Jetson. LAMBDA CHI George- Couldn’t have asked for a better coach at Bust! Thanks for the moon! You did an awesome job! Love, the KD' Ladies. TRIDELTA PATTY, I’m so excited to be your big sis!! D elta love, Katie. TRIDELTA JEAN Jam es, I'm so proud to have you as my little sis!! Deltaluv, Lisa. TR IpELTA ASHLEY Curry, your big sis missee you! Com e visit! D elta love, Beth. KKG SALLY- Form al with M r. Mash-1 can't w ait to hear the details! Have fun dude! Love, Suz LAMBDA C H I’S are ready to Anchor first place with D elta Gamma! day! Sigm a love- Kim. SALLY- SORRY you had to sleep on the wet spot- The squirter Ken. SIGM A PI M ike, Remember it’s “ Be nice to Caryn W eek!” (H a Ha!) Can you do it? I didn’t think so, my life w ouldn't be com plete. Ice cold... You gotta love it! LAMBDA C H I'S , we are ready for a trip to G illigan’8 Island. Love, T ri Sigma. TR AC I- LIVING with you has been alot of fun! For someone who was sick of moving 3 months ago, you’ve got to move out. Miss seeing you and talking to you every ROSS, HÁPPY Birthday, Sweetheart! I love you, Kim. SHAW N, NUMBER 97: Good luck Satur­ day against Nebraska! I w ill be thinking of you! Love, breakfast pal! TRIDELTA DONNA W heat, w e’re going to have a great sem ester together! Deltaluv, your big- Holli. TRIDELTA LITTLE: Kim W olfine, let’s do a movie this Week! Your big luvs you- Kari. 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LADIES OF DELTA GAMMA THE MEN OF LAMBDA CHI ALPHA ARE READY TO SAIL AWAY WITH ANCHOR SPLASH!! M)\ K^ I ij^ g 7 \ \ / TRIDELTA JENNY Reed, keep up the good work on the Big D. Looks great! Deltaluv, Kim berly. TRIDELTA JU U E Shanks- Let’s have lunch, study, bikeride, talk, etc, etc. etc. Deltaluv, Robin. TRIDELTA KAREN- W e need to go out and party instead of study!!! Love, Dione. TRIDELTA AM BER, let’s rage .tonight, tomorrow and at Sigm a Nu Relays! D elta love, M ichelle. TRIDELTA ANN Todd! I'm so excited you’re my little! H ere’s to tonsafun! Love, Ellen. TRIDELTA KELLI, you dancin’ D elta dartin’! Let’s do breakfast at PhiSigs!! Deltaluv and m ine, Susan. LANCE, HOPE you have a Happy Birth­ KAPPA DELTA F .B .- H 2 0 Melon Bust is finally over- where w ill w e find our next crisis? Perhaps Pledge Presents? At least we won trophies at Bust! Love, The Cheeto Queen. KAPPA DÈLTA V .P .- O nly two days till an awesome evening. I’ll be thinking about you. Prez KAPPA DELTA fellow bottle cram m er champion, W here did we learn such skills? Certainly not from the Lambda Chi’s! Love, Foo. KAPPA DELTA Steph- The two W ater­ melon Bust trophies w ent straight to my head, where do I pickup my volleyball intramural champion shirt? Love, Kristen. day! Love you, Bea. TK E'S DIVE deeper, get w etter, hold their breath longer. Anchor Splash is ours. LAURA B: Things just get intense all by them selves. “ This is scarey, ooooohl” Have a great tim e tonight! P .S . No tiene la TKE SEIKO Social Club, W hat tim e is it? -Party Tim e- Love, Toni clave. L.L., I’VE been waiting forever just to spend an afternoon with you. Sunday brunch looks promising. Sincerely, M ike. LOVE SCENE, ladies new date line beginning next week. Leave your own message free today through Tuesday. Use your phone number or ours for assured privacy. Call 956-3320. MASTER, YOU baited the hook, get ready for some action. 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