A rizo n a S ta te U n iv e rs ity T em p e , A riz o n a Over 43,000 served ? M cD on ald ’s to open in M U .. ' S By DARRIN HOSTETLER Slate Press Thç McDonald’s Corporation will open its sixth collegiate franchise in the MU basem ent Wednesday Aug. 12, ending ASU’s 34-year exclusive food-service contract With Saga Foods. » But Saga will rem ain on campus, fulfilling contracts to provide service to residence halls, Sun Devil Stadium and the University Activity Center. H ie new ASU McDonald’s, undergoing : ■■ final stages of construction this week, will contain seating for 200 students in its interior with extra accomodations for about 40 people on an outside patio. * The franchise owner, Connie Telementes, said McDonald’s will offer students an m S«an L. M ohr/SUt« Pram Need a break today? University students wHI be able to eat at the new McDonald’s In the lower level of the MU beginning Wednesday, Aug. 12. A construction worker, above, works on the almost-completed restaurant. “ASU Meal Ticket,” which will be available for $55. “Students can get their ticket punched 20 tim es, and each tim e they can get a large sandwich, a medium drink and a regular order of fries,” she said. “The idea is to provide an easy m eal a day for a month, but the ticket can be used as many tim es a day or in any fashion the student wishes.” The ASU franchise will offer the usual McDonald’s menu but will experim ent with some new products and m arketing ideas. “We will be trying some new things out in the m arket, like hot chocolate chip cookies,” Telementes said. “We will akp be .offering a selection of pre-packaged ^$ads and things that tend to be popular'am ong students.” “ If it works on campus then it will work anywhere.” The franchise will employ 45 crew people, and students interested in applying for a job m ay do so at the MU inform ation desk. “ We m ade a com m itm ent to the University to hire on cam pus,” Telementes said. “Eighty-five percent of our employees will be ASU students.” The fránchise will open a t 6:30 a.m . and continue serving until 10:30 p.m., except when there is a conflict with MU hours. MU Acting Associate D irector Randy Jo h n so n sa id M cD onald’s an d th e University have agreed to a five-year lease agreem ent, with a potential for two further one-year lease extensions. Johnson said ASU will claim 8.5 percent of the franchise’s total sales, rath er than renting the property to the corporation, because of the tax advantages of a leasing program . Stanley Nicpon, McDonald’s D istrict M anager, said his company will serve as a com plem ent to already-existing food services and w ill provide som ething “different” for students. “There is plenty of business in the MU to go around, and now people will be able to get something that was really unavailable before,” he said. ASU professor tours Eastern-bloc humor capital By MICHAEL ROW ELL State Press Where is the humor capital of world? New York? Hollywood? According to ASU English professor Don Nilsen, Gabrovo, Bulgaria, is the focal point of world humor. “ It really is the humor capital of the world,” Nilsen said. “It’s m ore a humor capital than there is anywhere in the W estern world.” Nilsen recently attended a festival of humor and satire sponsorecrby the Hdq§e of Humor and Satire in Gabrovo. The-residents ofiGabrovo have long been the subject of jokes told in the Eastern-bloc countries, Nilsen said. The jokes center on the Gabrovians’ frugality. “They don’t have the reputation of being dumb,” he said. “They have the reputation of being stingy, of being tight.” For instancy, one joke m aintains that the Gabrovians buy their chickens on the other side of the Balkan Range, so that they can bring them home through the many tunnels through the range. “That way, the chickens think it’s morning every tim e they come out of a tunnel, and lay another egg,” Nilsen said. Some other examples of Gabrovian jokes: •They serve a very salty fish with their m eals, the idea being that if you eat the fish, you’ll drink a lot of w ater and won’t eat as much food. •Because of the cold weather in Gabrovo, the townspeople cut the tails off their cats so they can get out of the doors faster. •The Gabrovians install faucets on eggs so they use only as much as they need. •They stop their clocks at night to lessen w ear and tear on the cogwheels. •They put green-tinted spectacles on their horses so they will think wood shavings the Gabrovians feed them are hay. Nilsen said there is also a real-life monument to the Gabrovians’ reputation for thrift. “The founder of their city, Racho Kabacha, was a That’s all folks inside today ASU W EATHER FANG POWER Partly sunny skies today and humid. The expected high today is 105 degrees. The ex­ pected low is 78. “ th e Lost Boys,” the story of a group of teen-age vam­ pires, is reviewed in Entertainment. Page 7. I Classified...... Com ics........ Entertainment Opinion......... Sports........... blacksm ith, and they wanted to build a statue in his honor. But they didn’t want to use up any expensive land, so they built a statue in the middle of the river. “The statue is actually there, in the middle of the river.” Nilsen was in Gabrovo as a guest of Stefan Furtounov, director of the 15-year-old House of Humor and Satire. Furtounov had attended an International Humor Conference a t ASU in April, and personally delivered an invitation to Nilsen, director of the ASU conference. Nilsen calls the House of Humor and Satire, a converted leather factory, “the largest commitment to the study of international humour and satire ever m ade.” “They have a perm anent exhibit of various kinds of art, they do a lot of things with sculpture, and everything is humorous.” Anti-war was a common theme at the conference, Nilsen said. There was a crocheted soft-sculpture replica of a tank, and another tank with a cannon which turned into a flexible hose, and was being used by a soldier to w ater flowers. 11 3 7 4 8 It’s been one long, hot summer. The construction work is over — for us anyway. This is it. The S ta te P re s s completes its sum m er publishing today. After 20 issues, this publication goes on hiatus until the fall sem ester. For all the ASU cam pers graduating today — good luck. And for those Students taking sum m er school — RELAX, it’s finally over and hopefully you can get out of your Russian 102 class with a “C.” In the m eantim e, you can find a S ta te P re s s “Where To Guide” in the stands Monday, August 17. The supplement will provide a variety of information for ‘incoming students. The S ta te P re ss will resum e publication Monday, August 24, the first day of fall classes. Look for us a t a local kiosk near you. Page 2 State F itu Thursday, August 6,1987 What goes great with morning coffee? TH E STATEPRESS every weekday morning TUBING DOWN THE SALT RIVER Ride a Tube Down the Sait R iver T U B E R EN TA L AN D S H U T T L E B U S S ER V IC E ALL-D AY R A TES S6.00 per day per person group rates available O r Shuttle B u s ticket o n ly S3 ail day *2,000 tubes fo r rent •open 7 da ys a w eek. 9am-7pm Located 9 m itos north o f M ES A at the junction o f R u sh and U sery H ighw ays. F o r m ore inform ation, phone (602) 984-3305 o r write for yo u r free broch ure and river m ap. A uthorized by U .S. Fo rest S ervice. Bring this ad with you for i deflecting a dangerous assault upon those rights and liberties. Thus, as one who has been a favorite target of the S ta te P re ss opinion page throughout th e sum m er, you m ay be surprised that today we feel it is tim e for the S ta te P re ss to circle the wagons with the president’s office. Mecham’s battle cry is intolerance and his strength the (indisputable powers of the governor’s office. But in holding fast against Mecham’s encroachments, ASU can stand proudly as a bastion of fairness and tolerance in a state where those values are under seige. - For the record, we feel that your response to the recent request by Gov. Evan Mecham for information regarding the ASU chapter of the National Lawyers Guild and the Lesbian and Gay Academic Union was very much in keeping with the principles of a higher institution of learning and with the Maybe another day we will spar about saving West Hall from destruction. Or perhaps we will criticize your ideas on the (im portance of research versus teaching. But today we offer a pledge of support to your stance against th e prejudiced and dangerous “inquiries” of Gov. Mecham. p ro c e ss o F I £ s t f p I. 0 RFa) Mouth ... step2. insert foottfêsr)!/ Process of graduating doesn’t end with graduation Greg K n ot Editor Friday m arks the beginning of the end for many people at ASU. A turning point, if you will. v For over 700 university students, the day will s ig n ify the conclusion of a certain chapter in their lives. It’s called graduation. Unfortunately, the word “graduation” has alm ost always been associated with the schooling process. Children graduate from kindergarten. Thirteen-year-olds graduate from junior high and teenagers graduate from high school. Then there are college students graduating from college. I am not graduating from ASU, although in my three years here, I’ve discovered graduating is a constant in life; it’s ongoing and does not stop. Right now, we’re all in the process of graduating to another point in our lives. Trite as it may sound, it does have some significance. A fter you graduate from college, the process doesn’t stop there. It continues long after a person’s “schooling” is completed. But some college graduates get confused by this. I’ve grown to believe there m ust be some syndrome affiliated with leaving school, one which causes post-school individuals to think life ends a t 26 and that they rally have.fiye years left to complete their life-long goals beratuse they just finished school. N aturally this, train of thought leads to some bizarre behavior, and if I’m not m istaken, m ay cause the person to think all of life’s m ajor decisions m ust be decided all a t once. This stunts the process of change and growth, however, because the person ends up so worried about what they’ve got to do instead of just doing it. During tbg past few weeks I’ve encountered this post­ school syndrome while speaking with seyferal friends, who, ironically enough, are recent graduates caught up in some of the usual “deal with life” cycles. More often than not, I ’ve found m yself listening to the snmo conversation — “ I’m in the middle of a change; it’s a little weird out here; i t feels funny; w ait until you graduate; I just wish people at work would understand m e; I have to move on and complete something; I’ve got to earn m ore money; I’m' out of school now and it’s tim e to settle down; I’ve been acting hinny; I thought it would be different; I have to think of something to do.” I myself cannot fully relate to being out of school. I imagine it may be difficult to adjust to different surroundings, as well as getting acquainted with an entirely different lifestyle. Let’s face it, school can be a cushion for all of us. But the cushion can be used outside this or any oilier unversity as well. Just rem em ber the graduating process. Test it. Whenever you feel as if there’s too m uch ahead of you or if you’re pondering the status of the near future or end of something im portant in your life, look around you. Take a moment, stop where you are — do it now, take a look and see where you really are and how you got there. Afterward, you’ll realize how far you’ve graduated, and how much farther you have to go. letters U.S. fishing in troubled water 1 Editor: Kuwait has suffered from the Gulf w ar and some of its tankers have been attacked. Being a sm all country, Kuwait’s main goal is to live peacefully in the area. It is rath er unfortunate that a big country like the U.S. usually fishes in the troubled w ater. The U.S. government thinks that it is the savior of the weak. Therefore, they raised their flag on the Kuwaiti tankers. It is ridiculous that the U.S. could not protect itself, with all its power, in Lebanon and Vietnam. How, then, is it going to protect others using a piece of cloth? The role of the U.S. in the Gulf w ar is no m ore negative. Its ultim ate goal is to keep Iraq and Iran fighting to the point of destruction. If they think that they are thoroughly dram atizing; they are wrong, because they tend to {day the role of the policeman in the area. On the other hand, they try to play the role of a referee in the Gulf w ar m atch. Therefore, they impose them selves on the Kuwaiti tankers so as to justify their interference. At this point it should be pointed out that the U.S. first “We are the unwilling refused to give protection; their approval Editor: cam e only carter they knew that Russia In regards to Mr. Ja rre tt’s letter (July expressed willingness to be a p art of the ' 281: You seem to exert a great HaSi 0f game. energy in a futile attem pt a t creating your H o w ev er, th e c ra z y p ro p a g a n d a own personal fantasy of Vietnam and invalidates the American government’s w arfare in general. I assum e that a combat intention — not to establish peace but to actio n ribbon is not am ongst your enhance the w ar and keep both sides decorations. fighting. The American government could The “conflict” in Vietnam was lost long have resolved to peacefully protect without before 55,000 Americans were sentenced to such dram a, which irritates the Iranian die for purely political reasons. Our government and m akes it m ore determ ined presence rally exacerbated an already to continue the war. The U.S. government, hopeless situ atio n . O nce, ag ain , our in any case, shall pay p art of the {nice of government ignored a political reality until their plot. Only tim e can can tell how it was too late and then threw American expensive the ¡nice will be! bodies at it in an attem pt to correct it. Human principles necessitate that all Our self-appointed, status .as leader of the efforts should be m ade to cease the w ar and free world does not give us C arte Blanche to prevent m ore bloodshed, not rally between peddle m ilitary solutions around the globe. the two Islam ic countries but also between Fifty-five thousand dead Americans in any other people from other parts orehe Vietnam did not win the freedom of anyohe. world: But U.S. “tough-guy” gam es will The Constitution of the United s ta tes, hardly achieve any sort of peace. which you are sworn to tqphold, gives All Al-Ghannam Congress specific powers to declare w ar in Sophomore, School of Architecture certain situations. Vietnam did not m eet >i those c rite ria ; n eith er does C entral America, but once again we peddle m ilitary solutions to long-ignored political realities. Perhaps you should spend less tim e in front of your VCR and m ore tim e a t the V.A. Hospital. Maybe you could even go to the State Hospital and see what Post Traum atic Stress Syndrome is so that you can get a better idea of what you’re letting yourself in for. You claim that Mr. H ostetler does not know what he is talking about. Well, frankly Mr. Ja rre tt, neither do you. Here is a saying for ych from my infantry barracks from a long tim e ago and in a place fa r away from here: “We are the unwilling, led by the unqualified, to do the impossible, for the ungrateful.” Maybe someday when you grow up, someone will put your nam e on a nice piece of black m arble in exchange, for a few percentage points on some politician’s popularity poll. Ju st what you always wanted, huh? Dean Trim m er Zoology S tetcP rg M ________ Th u r s d a ^ u g u s t 6 ^ 9 8 ^ — ^ _ _ _ _ _ Gunman killed by guards after charging Pentagon By The Associated Press ' WASHINGTON — A gunman was shot and killed Wednesday when he charged past Pentagon guards and ran toward the heavily secured National Command Center used by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The shooting occurred one floor below and directly beneath the offices of Defense Secretary Caspar W. W einberger, who was m eeting with Secretary of State George Shultz and Lt. Gen. Colin Powell, chief deputy to White House National Security Adviser Frank Cariucci, said Col. Marvin Bram an, a Pentagon spokesman. Bram an said W einberger, Shultz and Powell heard the shots. Pentagon officials said there was no evidence the gunman was trying to reach Weinberger. The FBI identified him as Dwain Wallace, 30, of Youngstown, Ohio. William Caldwell, another Pentagon spokesman, and Susanne Murphy, a spokeswoman for the General Services Adm inistration, said W allace was shot and m ortally wounded about 30 feet inside the building’s River Entrance, a t the mouth of a corridor leading to the National Command Center. Two shots were fired by one of thè guards after Wallace bolted past the security checkpoint and failed to heed orders to halt, spokesmen said, and one of the bullets struck the man. Freeway violence m oves into skies over Los Angèles By The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — A law th a t would im p riso n highway gunslingers for at le a s t t h r e e y e a r s was proposed W ednesday as violence spread from the freeways to the sky, where one pilot reported another one drew a gun on him. Put in your reservation now for the “Maybe next tim e they can do it in rocket ships,” said a spokesman for the M a r i n e s C o r ps , w h i ch volunteered the use of a helicopter in an unsuccessful a t t e m p t to c a t c h the airborne gunman. The spate of motorist-tom otorist violence, which started in m id-June, has left four people dead and 15 i n j u r e d on s o u t h e r n C alifornia freew ays. Eighteen people have been arrested, although one was r e l e a s e d f o r l a c k of evidence. M ore than 40 shootings, rock-throw ings and other attacks have been recorded. Most of those arrested so far have been booked for investigation of attem pted m u r d e r . A fi rs t- de gr ee attem pted murder conviction carries a prison sentence of 25 years to life. It appeared the highway violence had moved to the crowded sky over the region Tuesday when the pilot of a Cessna 150 reported that the p i l o t of a C i t a b r i a brandished a gun at him as the two planes flew off the coast of Oceanside, 70 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles, Federal Aviation A d m i n i s t r a t i o n spokeswoman Elly Bekke said. No shots were fired. U N IV E R S ITY T O W E R S privately owned coeducational residence suites TOWER S The M arine Corps Air S t a t i o n in El T o r o volunteered a CH-46 Sea K night helicopter in an unsuccessful attem pt to find the gun-wielding pilot, said Maj. Hank Polacke. “ I guess this is a new twist to the freeway ‘ shootings. Maybe next tim e they can do it in rocket ships,” Polacke said Wednesday. FA A s p o k e s w o m a n B a r b a r a A bels sa id W e d n es d ay tbat investigators had located the. C itabria pilot and said he denied drawing à gun. out of Arizona 1-800-227-6630 lim ited s p a c e a v a ila b le p rio rity b y d e p o s it — Page 6 State Prêt« Thursday, August 6,1987 Woman injured by water balloon thrown from passing car A Tempe woman was hospitalized Aug. 2 after being assaulted with a w ater balloon while walking along Mill Avenue. Police said the woman was walking northbound a t the 2300 block of Mill Avenue when she was struck in the back of the head with the ballon, thrown from a passing car. The force of im pact threw the woman to the ground, where she bruised her forearm . Two witnesses followed the car, obtaining a description of the driver and a license plate number. The suspect, $vho police said fled the scene at “ a high rate police report of speed,” was described as Caucasian, 17 years old, with dirty blonde hair. Officer sprays woman with mace A police officer applied chemical m ace to a Tempe woman Aug. 4 while she was resisting arrest for allegedly driving while intoxicated. The officer confronted the woman in the parking lot of the W hataburger restaurant, 1346 S. R ural Road, to adm inister a DWI test. When he determ ined that the woman was intoxicated, he informed her that she was under arrest. But the woman allegedly resisted violently when the officer attem pted to place restraining handcuffs on her and slapped the officer several times in the face, scratching him in the corner of his right eye. Police said the officer was then forced to spray mace on the suspect. ' Tuna fishermen south of border enter calm seas By The Associated Press ENSENADA, Mexico — Tuna fisherm en are sailing sm oother seas these days, h aving w e a t h e r e d six choppy years that brought the loss of their American custom ers and a national economic crisis. T h e i n d u s t r y is » anticipating another record catch this year, perhaps as high as 150,000 m etric tons, exports that could total $60 million and m ajor investm ents in canneries along the Baja California coast. COLLEGE COUNTDOWN 5fbrl drinkprices 8pm-9pm &counting down every hour “The Mexican tuna fleet has becom e the second largest in the world in the num ber of boats and total tonnage,” said Luis Garcia Cacho, federal fishing agent in this Pacific port city where 77 of Mexico’s 90 tuna boats are registered. “The catch is higher than the national demand for tuna so w e’re exporting and b r i n g i n g in f o r e i g n currency-,” he said, Tuna fisherm en welcomed the reopening a year ago of the U.S. m arket after a sixyear embargo. But they say Mexico is no longer dependant on its oncem ajor client. “Europe is now Mexico’s best tuna m arket,” said Garcia Cacho. “That doesn’t m ean the U.S. m arket does not interest the fishermen. But the fishing industry would not collapse if there were another em bargo.” FRIDAYl im / FALL » m 2pm -7pm 25C Little Deni Burgers &Tacos 1.95 Teas & M onster Beers 25$ BEERS 7pm-9 pn1 J The U.S. go ve r nme n t banned im ports of Mexican t u n a in, J u l y 1980 " i n ' re ta lia tio n for M exico’s seizure op U.S. tuna boats fishing /in sid e M exico’s 200-m ile^tegritorial waters without a perm it. :i | The United States still does not recognize restricted zones for highly m igratory species such as tuna, although it lifted the ban in August «1986 and Mexico volunteered to .lim it its exports tg> the United States for three years. U. S. l a w p r o h i b i t e d negotiators from forcing Mexico to accept quotas as part of the settlem ent. But fears that a flood of Mexican tuna would hurt the already ailing A m erican tuna industry based in southern California stalled talks until the offer was made. o y R 509 Well Drinks $IOO Monster Beers & Teas.. I AFTER HOURS 1¡15am-3:30 1 ^— — 1 ■ ------------------------------- -— — -----------— —....................... .............................. ..... , y \ JSATUBDAyl COUNTDOWN 5forl drink prioes 8pm-9pm &ccxjnHng down ovoxy hour AFTER HOURS 1:15am-3:30 Mexico offered to ship a maximum of 17,500 m etric tons to the United States between Sept. 1, 1986 and August 31, 1987. A c c o r d i n g to U. S. governm ent figures, however, Mexico exported less than 3,000 m etric tons valued a t $3.3 million to the United States during the first seven months of that period. j Nightclub & Restaurant ________entertainment________ Stat< P rtM _______________________ H in ts, d é le cta b le s an d o th er tangy tid ­ b its from the c lu tte re d file s o f the enter­ tainm ent desk. Theater: •T.S. Elliot comes to town on little “ Cats” feet tonight through Saturday high! at 8 at Phoenix Symphony Hall, in the Phoenix Civic Plaza. There is also a 2 p.m. matinee Thursday and Saturday. •The Scottsdale Conservatory Theatre presents “The Diviners” tonight and Saturday night at 8 and Sunday at 2 and 7 p.m. at the Scottsdale Center for the Arts, 7383 Scottsdale Mall. Art: •Waterfowl in flight and sporting life are the subjects of prints by virtually selftaught etcher Frank W. Benson on display through Aug. 30 at the ASU Art Museum, located on the second floor of Matthews Center. The gallery is open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays and 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Sundays. There is no ad­ mission charge. Summer Safari: •The Phoenix Zoo, 581Ó E. Van Burén, is home to nearly 1,200 animals, in­ cluding 148 endangered or threatened species. Among the park’s special at­ tractions are the four-acre African Veldt Exhibit, the Arizona Exhibit with its native Southwestern species, and the Desert Bighorn Sheep and Nubian Ibex exhibits. Zoo hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily, and admission is $5 for adults, $2 for kids aged 4 to 12. Mightier Than the Sword: •The Arizona State Poetry Society an­ nounces its 20th annual poetry contest, which boasts over $900 in prizes. Deadline is Sept. 15. For rules, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to J.K. Evans, 7722 W. Devonshire Ave., Phoenix, 85033. Box Office Bingo: •Faster than a bleeding pullet, “ Super­ man IV” c r a s h e s to th e a te rs everywhere bearing a sappy message of truth, jaundice and the Hollywood way.' Icon la Kavln Stoller (toll), Pat Dixon, Jerry Harriaon, Tracy Wallach and Dan Waxlar. From the ashes Phoenix’s Icon fired up to rekindle image By TOD McCOY State Press It m ay not be MTV mecca, but the Valley of the Sun is a perfect place for a band to m ake a phoenix-like return. Local heavy m etal band Icon has lost a record contract and weathered the storm of some lineup changes since its 1983 debut, but, according to lead guitarist Dan Wexler, the group rem ains optimistic about making a comeback. Icon will take the stage at 8 p.m. Aug. 16, at Studio West, 14014 N. 62nd St. The band’s third album, A M o re P e rfe c t U nion, has been released in-state on Landis Records while the band waits for another offer from a m ajor record company. “The record was finished (long ago), and th at’s what gave us the idea to put it out,” Wexjer said. “We’re still shopping for a m ajor deal.” The first single released from the new album, “Forever Voung,” is currently basking in regular rotation on Valley radio station KUPD, quite a coup for a fledgling band. Icon’s first two albums were released in 1983 and 1985 on Capitol Records, but because of managem ent problems the band was unable to accept another record deal. “We got the (record) deal, then Bill Graham M anagement came in the picture, an d t h e y ’r e m a j o r p eopl e in San Francisco,” Wexler said. After Graham displayed interest in the band, Icon considered several offers but decided to wait. Icon lost its first lead singer to a cocaine addiction, followed by his abrubt conversion to Christianity. Wexler said the band connected with its c u r r e n t singer, J e r r y Harri son, in Riverside, Calif. “We’ve been working with him for about two years, and since then have added a keyboard player, Kevin Stoller,” Wexler said. Wexler doesn’t claim to w rite a lot of depth into his music, but rath er normal, day-to-day situations. “We w rite mostly about relationships, girls, drugs — y’know all the things that a teen-ager, or a kid my age, m ight encounter,” he said. “I think th at’s the most sincere way to write, not to w rite about s— that’s so far out there that nobody understands them .” Among the tunes on the latest release is “Lies of a Prisoner,” which deals with “inner city slums, and the kids who live inside the slums, wljo will never get out because they’ll never nave the opportunity. “ ‘Local Heroes,’ th at’s one of our theme songs,” Wexler continued. “It’s about just that, guys in a band playing. “ ‘F orever ‘ Young’ is exactly th at; everyone w ants to hold onto youth. Everyone wants to get old until they’re about 25, then they w ant to buy back their years.” Perhaps, but the coming years certainly look promising for Icon. Wexler said th& e are dates for a Southwest tour on the calendar, including stops in Nevada, New Mexico, Texas and California. “We m ight do more, but what would be more useful is to record some more songs and to get more m aterial,” Wexler said. “Right now we’ve got the band back together, and everybody’s happy, "and we get along really good. It’s Hard to keep everybody together when there’s nothing happening.” “It’s hard to convince yourself that, yeah, we had a deal on Capitol, and we lost our deal on Capitol because when we lost (form er singer) Steve, we lost our deal because of his drugs and crap. “We wére able to put it back together, when we found Jerry, then we found Kevin, so now were back where we need to be. “We don’t want to be a posing band. We don’t want to be a bunch of guys that rely more on their image than their music. “Music should be the most im portant thing, because that’s what people really listen to. If you have a good image, then that just helps out your m usic.” ‘Lost B o y s ’ falls short of fang-tastic Clark Kent (Christopher Reeve) and Lacy Warfield (Mariel Hemingway) get down and get silly In Warner Bros. “ Superman IV.” Music: •The Meat Puppets will play at 9 p.m. Saturday at Deja Vue, 5225 N. Seventh Ave, •If you can’t beat the Summertime Blues, join them — Bo Diddly, Albert King, John Mayall and the Rocket 88s, that is — at 8 Sunday night at the Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd St. “The Lost Boys” — * *% Once again, the rules for being a vam pire have changed. Not only are vamps now immune to garlic and able to fly without wings, but if you invite one into your house, you are powerless against him. This is p r o d u c e r / d i r e c t o r Jo el Schumaker’s vision of how the demon fiends have evolved on celluloid over the decades. In W arner Bros.’ “The Lost Boys,” Schumaker has spun a hair-raising little ditty about the m olar m onsters — but not in the usual form at. These are modern-day vam pires who ride motorized BMX dirt bikes and dress like Twisted Sister. Yet the initial appeal of being a vamp is still there — to suck the lifeblood out of the victim on hand. And to terrorize the town. Sam (Corey Haim) and Michael (Jason P atric) a re the new kids on the block who have just moved with their mother, Lucy, to the punk-infested, self-titled “ M urder Capital of the World ” the town of Santa Carla. ' They have just moved from Ph6enix — no less — to escape Lucy’s husband\whom she refuses to divorce. Dianne Wiest plays Lucy, a lady who looks as if she is perpetually locked in a state of puberty — and never m ade it to the orthodontist in tim e to get her braces taken off. Despite his recent arrival, Michael promptly falls in love with the movie’s beautiful femme fatale, Star (Jam i Gertz), the sole Stevie Nicks dress-alike in this teeming bastion of neo-punkage. But alas, she belongs to the evil gangleader David (Kiefer Sutherland), leader of ‘M ichael doesn’t understand the cbthes, the sunglasses o r a strange desire to chew on his brother’s n e c k .. . ’ the motorcycle horror gang called the Surf Nazis. M ichael’s insistent obsession to capture her heartlgets him mixed up with the gang, and pretty soon they’ve turned him into the grandson of Dracufa. At first, Michael doesn’t understand the change coming over him — what with the dark clothes, the sunglasses and a strange desire to chew on his brother’s neck — but his w eirdness eventually becomes too apparent, and he is forced to enlist the aid of his brother’s new-found “friends,” the Frog brothers. The b rothers (Corey Feldm an and Jam ison Newlander) are a pair of pre-teen G.I. Joe rejects who are set on depleting the vam pire population of Santa Carla. Their standard-issue weapons include Uzi-style squirt guns filled with holy w ater, plenty of garlic (they don’t know yet) and the tried-and-true wooden stake. They both know perfectly well that Santa Carla is infected with the blood-suckers, but the only way to get rid of them is to kill their leader, the head vam pire. Thus begins the classic confrontation of good vs. evil, driven by M ichael’s attem pt to regain his hum anity and rid the world of vamps once and for all. The entire movie is styled in a form at that could have jumped right out of the “Weird Tales” comic book that constitutes a recurring theme in the movie. But then, in'the realm of sum m er movies, the weirder, the b etter — TOD McCOY AT r 7 3 And just $129 per topping covers both pizzas See other side for details. lw o Pan Pizzas. O n e fantastic price Pizza Hut* Fairs.$10" A nd just $129per topping covers both pizzas. 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W e can show you how—you can't afford not to profit! 510 W est University, Tem pe M o d e l Phone: 968-7173 From Th e t i? 60 Expires 8-6-87. We’re having a real ta la on a real traat Three thick layers of real hot fudge and crisp, crunchy peanuts. With cool and creamy DAIRY QUEEN* «oft serve in between. The Peanut Buster« ParfaiL New only $1.19 at your participating DAIRY QUEEN« store. Sales By: Merrill Lynch W CTM tf VOUMOHT' Realty 950 S. MILL (Across from Gammage) 966-1957 's IB tat sports One More Time! Sun Devils preparing to repeat parade to Roses By MARTY SAUERZOPF State Press The ASU football team is beginning preparations for its defense of the Pac-10 and Rose Bowl championships. The ac tua l defense w ill begin in Champaign, HI. on Sept. 12 when the Devils take on the Fighting Illini in ASU’s season opener. That day will m ark the beginning of a schedule that will prove to be a definite challenge for the team . “The schedule is etched in stone,” head coach John Cooper said. “There’s nothing we can do about it. We play Illinois, Pacific, Nebraska, (Texas-El Paso) and then we play some tough conference team s.” The toughest of the opening four games will undoubtedly be the clash with Tom Osborne’s N ebraska Cornhuskers. The Huskers finished the 1986 season with a 10-2 record, 5-2' in the Big Eight. Nebraska then dispatched the LSU Tigers in the Sugar Bowl, 30-15. The Cornhuskers finished the season ranked fifth in the nation by The Associated Press. Following those four non-conference gam es a t the season’s onset, ASU m ust t a c k l e P ac-10 oppo nen ts on sev en consecutive weeks (with the exception of an open date on Nov. 21). B p t C ooper s a i d t h a t t h e sev en consecutive conference gam es will not put extra pressure on the team . “ Some people have to play eight (conference teams) in a row.” For Cooper, his m ain task will be the selection of a new quarterback. With Jeff Van R aaphorst gone, the starting job will be up for grabs. Cooper called the position “wide open.” “Paul Ju stin ,, Kent K iefer and John W alker all redshirted last year,” Cooper Senior quarterback John Walker will be one of several players taking aim at running the Sun Devil offense this season. D a n F o rd said. Junior Daniel Ford will also be among the com petitors for the job. Wa l k e r , a s e ni o r, h a s t h e m o st experience, including four starts as a freshm an. The Sun Devils were 2-2 in those starts. He has a pass completion rate of .469 (46-98) and has thrown for 612 yards and 4 touchdowns. However, Walker has not seen a lot of action since his freshm an year. Ford put in some m inutes last season, but not enough to assure him of this year’s starting role. Ford has completed 1 1 of 18 passes (.611) for 163 yards and three touchdowns in the eight gam es in which he has appeared during his ASU career. The chase for the QB job will officially begin on Aug. 16 went the team heads for Camp Tontozona near Payson for preseason workouts. “We’re anxious to get the players back in and hope they come back in great shape,” Cooper said. Arizona State football fans apparantly have the sam e expectation, since season tickets have been sold out for several months. Cooper said that the fans will definitely be a factor in the upcoming season. “Our fans can help us win ball gam es like they did in the Rose Bowl last year,” he said. The support of over 70,000 fans will come in handy against the likes of Nebraska, whom the Devils defeated in the 1975 Fiesta Bowl, and the dreaded Arizona Wildcats, who have beaten ASU each of the past five years. The other Pac-10 opponents on the schedule are the Washington State Cougars, Washington Huskies, Oregon State Beavers, UCLA Bruins, Oregon Ducks and California Golden Bears. Politics and Tatum O’Neal: two of my favorite things “John” says he knows a “snot-nosed” kid when he sees one. And he says he can tell when that kid is “pushing all the buttons” in order to “feather his nest.” He told me so, in no uncertain term s. And it’s all because this sports editor had the audacity to w rite about something a little m ore im portant than baseball beanballs and D arryl Straw berry’s bad attitude. In fact, this column also has little to do with the sports world, so perhaps a Fred Kalil tune-in would better suit those The column describes a conversation I had with Sam, an in need of John McEnroe or Mossy Cade hype. But then again * older gentlem an with whom I work. He told me what he this subject does sort of fit in with boxing. Hmmmmm. thought of the governor, and of black people in general. One The topic was E.van Mecham and racism and the story was description was laudatory, and one was, well, less-thana column I wrote for the Thursday, Ju ly 30 edition of the State laudatory. Sam enjoys raving about Ev m ore than drunk P re ss . Its mission: tô boldly go where no m an wants to: into people like singing the opening lines to “La Bam ba.” the head of a bigot of Biblical proportions. And John w rites that I’m “promoting chaos” by putting And-the question, posed in John’s letter to m e: should I be such a conversation into print. allowed to live afte r w riting such “unsubstantiated He says that the idea that the M artin Luther King J r. garbage?” I say yes, but then I’m biased. My roommate Barb votes holiday was rescinded by Mecham for racial reasons “is yes too, but then she has vested interests: I owe her money. garbage.” He says that Hispanics fa r outnumber blacks in Phoenix and says this is proof th at Mecham only had the Same with my brother. holiday’s “illegality*’ in mind when he disposed of it. But with Johnny, now, Pm not so sure. “There has never been a serious push for the recognition of ‘Cinco de Mayo’ or any other relevant aspect of the history of Arizona,” John wrote. True, but would Mecham have been any m ore in favor of a state Cinco de Mayo holiday? Or would it have been “illegal” too? John also w rites that the column was “an attem pt to draw the disinterested out of the woodwork to feather my own nest.” Well, the last tim e I looked, there were sure a lot of “disinterested” people interested in the recall. And I really can’t w ait to put down that first condo paym ent with all the cash I’m m aking off that fact. Of course John and Sam are both entitled to their opinions (even though John wouldn’t complete the letter by giving m e his home phone num ber so I could voice my opinion to him a t 3 a.m .). But the disturbing p art is that the beliefs of these two are probably not fa r removed from those of a large num ber of Ev’s supporters. And th at’s going to be easy to rem em ber when the recall election comes up. In other news, Mossy Cade didn’t get enough tim e for what he did and while John McEnroe m ay act like a punk you’ve gotta respect the m an that can bag Tatum O’Neal. Get that m an a cigar and some baby wipes. Bye. Page 10 s ta te n e » Thureda^^J3iKt^1987 Niekro draws suspension for doctoring baseball Niekro, who throws a knuckleball, had said the sandpaper and em ery board’s presence were nothing new and he used them to m anicure his fingernails. “ I’ll be honest with you, I always carry two things out there with me, an em ery board and a sm all piece of sandpaper,” Niekro said after the um pires searched him on the mound a t Anaheim Stadium. “ I’ve done that ever since I started throwing die knuckleball. Being a knuckleball pitcher, I By The Associated Press NEW YORK — P itcher Joe Niekro of the M innesota Twins was suspended for 10 days by A m erican League P resident-r Bobby Brown W ednesday for defacing a baseball in a-gam e Monday night against the California Angels. Niekro, who was ejected after sandpaper and an em ery board w ere found in his bade pants pocket during the fourth inning of the Twins’ 11-3 victory, is the first player to be suspended for such a violation since Gaylord P erry in 1982. som etimes have to file my nails between innings, so I carry an em ery board with me to the mound.” Brown would not comment further than a twoparagraph statem ent issued announcing the suspension. “ W e ’r e l o w - k e y i n g i t , ’’ s a i d l e a g u e spokeswoman Phyllis Merhige. The suspension was based on a report by the um piring crew, examination of five baseballs thrown by Niekro, the sandpaper and em ery board and a videotape of the gam e, Merhige said. C LA SSIFIED S START HERE A nnouncem ents IN TER N SH IP S F O R colleg e cred it In the office of Senator D eC o n d n l fo r fa ll 1967. Contact M M B u rn t at 261-6756. 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EX EC U TIV E S E C R E T A R Y , m ust be recent college graduate; enthusiastic, excellent typing and organizational skills, desire to grow arttHi a new' Business, opportunity for advancement unlimited. Scottsdale location. 941-3812. M EN TALLY RETARDED/deveiopm entally disabled group homes, G lendale and Tem pt area. FutHim e live-in attendant, fem ale profaned. Must be patient, caring, and responsible. W eekends off. Hourly wage plus room and board. Kevin, Ted, 894-2365. Jew elry_________ CASH FO R gold and diam onds. M ill Avenue Jew elers, 414 S . MHI, Suite 191, Tempe. 9695967. CU STO M DESIGN and re-mounting. M ill Avenue Jew elers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104, Tempe. 9695967. M iscellan eou s G AR AG E SALE: Everything must aaj^ Incredible deals. 2046 S . College, 7 a!m. through 4 p.m., Friday, Saturday, Sunday. M otorcycles 1978 KAW ASAKI K E100,7100 m iles, runs great, helm et in clu ded. $300/offer. 7590237 between 9 1 0 p.m. 1986 YAM AHA 125Z scooter. Great condi­ tion. M ust sell. $775 or best offer. Jam es, 9697798. C a ll Fo r Appointm ent KING W ATERBED com plete with plat­ form, drawers, w aveless, heater and headboard. $200 or best offer. 277-7002. 55 IMMEDIATE fu ll and part-time open­ ings in custom er service positions. Students considered. $9.75 to start. Some scholarships available. C all between 10-2 p.m. only, Monday-Friday. 829-6753. STO CKYARD S RESTAURANT now hiring lunch waitresses, lunch hostess, and dinner busboys. Apply in person, 5001 E. W ashington. Monday through Friday, 1911:30 a.m. and 2-5 p.m. FRIEND LY SALESPER SO N S needed for hew business serving ASU students. We are open 10 a.m. till m idnight providing you with flexible hours. For more info call Rental Network in the Cinnamon Tree Plaza, 8291899. FIN AN C IAL S E R V IC E S organization needs secretary 3 days a week. Good appearance. Must type. 483-6875. 831-1724 F urniture PER FEC T PART-TIM E job, 4:399. Q uali­ fied leads make our .telemarketing e asier $4/hour plus com m ission plus bonuses equals $910/hour. Our south Scottsdale office is d ose to cam pus. 947-0508. TH E ARIZO NA Educational inform ation System (AEIS) located in A S U ’s College of Education is seeking work-study students to work as part of a team supplying inform ation to school districts throughout Arizona. Preferred qualifications indude ability to fill custom er orders for education­ al inform ation which entails operating a copy m achine and handling telephones. Neat appearance required. An opportunity to gain educational information on-the-job. H o u rs fle x ib le . C a ll 965-7161 for appointment. EOE • Never A Féa We hire studentsI LEAN M ACHINE weights, $300 or best offer. D ining table, $50. Coffee table, $40. 277-7002, CLER K, PART-TIM E hours ,7:3911:30 a.m. General duties; light typing, filing, and answering phones. Need to be fast learner, com m on sense and detail oriented. Casual environm ent. ADIA Personnel, 209 E. Baseline, Suite 105, 831-1724. Equal opportunity employer. Never a fee. O’M ALLEY’S NEEDS part-time cashiers to work in retail building m aterials store.« Apply to Wayne Score, O ’M alley’s, 1840 E. Broadway, Tempe. Equal opportunity employer. PART-TIM E CO PY clerk at the Arizona Republic. Must type‘40 words per minute. Reliable transportation. Afternoons, even­ ings. Jeff Dozbaba, 271-8286. P erson al UNPLANNED PR EG N AN CY - Consider­ ing adoption? Counseling available with caring staff. W e rgay be able to hélp with housing and m edical services. If you are considering adoption, we have loving couples who cannot have children and wish to provide a happy, caring home for a child. C ali Southwest Adoption Center, Inc. 234-BABY (If outside the Phoenix area, ca ll foll-free 1-809423-BABY.) A little Romance? LOVE CONNECTION 1987 Fail Semester PRODUCTION DEPT. STUOENT HOURLY JOBS PASTE-UP TECHNICIAN II (News Page Paste-Up) ' ,:. • YOU must have class or job experience in pastt-up techniques You will assemble and paste-up all ot the news page elements; text headlines, cutlines ahd photos Must be accurate and have the ability to follow written directions and bo extremely reliable. OAYS8HOURS Sun. 2:30 to 6:30 p.m. Mon.'Thurs: 5 p.m. to approx. 10 p.m. TYPESETTER II You should have class or tob experience operating a phototypesetter. You will monitor and process type trom two systems concurrently Some proofreading involved. Must be attentive to detail, be reliable and precise. OAYSaHOURS Sunday 2 to 7 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 5 p.m. to approx. 6:30 p.m. PLEASE 0 0 NOT: APPLY: IF YOU CANNOT WORK THESE PUBLISHED HOURS. Applicants must pick up a referral form horn Student Employment m Matthews Center, ami a Statele ss production tab application from the reception desk at the Stale Weis office, basement ol Matthews Center. Persons selected lor interview will be called lor interview, R eal E state _____ S erv ices 2 BEDROOM house for safe by owner. 10 minute walk to ASU . Asking $67,500. 9693592, 9697539. W HY RENT? You can afford a beautiful 2 or 3 bedroom condo at River Run (M iller Rd. south of McKeHips) with fireplace, 2 car garage, pool, tennis courts and funf 941-8345. EX PR E S S AUTO Service: M obile lube, oil change, air conditioning charging, radiator flush. W e com e to you. 433-9023. 2 STO RY condo one m ile from ASU . 3 years old. Carport, washer, dryer, refriger­ ator, furnished. No down, assum e paynribnts. 9499472. $4000 DOW N take over payments. Nice vtwo bedroom townhom es, paym ents under $525. Dean O lds Tradewinds Real­ ty, 820-4602, 820-3333. A R T DECO condo. Huge m aster bedroom, 1% baths, glass block wail, parquet floors, sculptured staircase, built-in desk, bookcase. Lots of storage. Recessed and track lighting. O ak kitchen cabinets. Covered parking, laundry, pool. Few m iles from ASU , Hayden/McDowell area, Scotts­ dale. $56,500. Mary, 941-5618. ASU AREA. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Furn­ ished, app lian ces included. Hudson Manor. Fenced yard. Lot 75x150. $69,900, assum able FH A loan. 967-3658. ASU AREA. 4 bedroom, 2 bath. A ir and evaporative cooling, pool, fenced yard, furnished, appliances included. Assum ­ able FH A loan, $71,900. C all 967-3658. BE A landlord instead of a tenant. 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse 2'h m iles to campus. Fireplace, community pool. Only $53,900. Coldw eil Banker, 839-8200. C all Dawn. BEAUTIFUL FIR ST floor condo 3 m iles from cam pus. Large 2 bedroom, 2 bath, large carpeted private patio. Recently redecorated, new appliances. $59,900. Assum e, with qualifying or with co-signer, a $52,000 FHA loan, 8%% interest, $460 PITT per month plus as little as $4000 down with a $4000 carry-back at 10% interest for 4 years at $102 per month. C all ER A Save Com Realty, Donna Stevens, 831-0998, 3497940. BIKE TO ASU . For sale by owner, 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo. Appliances, patio, security. Asking $73,500. $68,500 mort­ gage, 10% assum able loan. 921-9904. j “"....... ......... . ^ --------------- C O M P L E T E L Y F U R N IS H E D a n d equipped 1 bedroom condo, bike to A SU , $47,000; or 2 bedroom, 2 bath home with dual master suites, only $7,350 cash to mortgage on nonqualifying assum able loan; or 2 bedroom, 1% bath home, move-in condition: Both homes in South Tempe. O nly 4 years old. C all Janet or John Q uigley, Trade W inds Realty, 967-8306. IDEAL ASU investment. Large residential home. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, close to cam pus. C all 8392600, Nets Realty Executives. NO QUALIFYING 2 bedroom, Papago Park Village, only $6000 down, $631 monthly. C all Alum nus Bob Bullock, Tren­ cor Realty, 951-5800, 830-0460. O N E BEDROOM , one bath condo. W alk to ASU . ideal for students. Priced below appraisal at $36,500. Chris, 8392646 evenings; Red Carpet-W eary, 9693414. W ALK TO ASU from this 2 bedroom, 1% bath home. Fam ily room, dining room, extra 9x18 room to be what you want. E sta b lish e d neighborhood. R osetta, 438-0295 evenings; Red Carpet-Weary, 968-3414. ’ PATIO CONDO, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1100 square feet, high beam ceiling, skylights, a il appliances. $4000 down, assum e $508 monthly, no qualifying. 894-8342. M o st e x c itin g w ay to m eet so m e o n e new . 1-976-6000 60* per minute •All phone numbers No membership fees S T A T E P R ES S R eal E state Free — after liste n in g to today's ads you w ill be able to p lace yo u r own Call 24 hou rs , H eal’E state 2015 E. Southern. Patio home/condo. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, .fireplace, dining room, pool, laundry facilities. Immediate availa­ bility: Priced at $64,000. C all Nino, 996-9910, Realty Executives. 2, 3, 4 bedrobm houses, condos, townhouses, near ASU f°r sale and rent. C all Alum nus Robert Bullock, Trencor Really, 951-5800, 3600460. 2 2 BEDROOM , 2 bath, level townhouse. Close to A SU . Very low cash down on no qualifying FH A assum able loan. Anxious outof-stata owner. 214-370-3328, Dallas. ASU PRO FESSO R SELLIN G beautiful 4 bedroom home in prestigious Lakes area. 3000 square feet, lush landscaping, enclosed pool with heated spa. Sacrificing at $155,900. C all Gene, Realty Execu­ tives, 8992888. Q U ESTA VIDA condo. Great condition, great price. Pools, racquetball, close to , campus. 966-8170, 894-0743. Q U ESTA VIDA 2 bedroom with private bath, fireplace, fully upgraded. W. Moosmann Realty Executives, 998-0676. Indian Bend Gardens LOW 70’s M cKellips & M iller (Next door to Indian BendPark) Enjoy night tennis and basketball, p icn ics, etc. via your private entrance to the park. 2 & 3 bedroom tow nhouses, double garages, $2050 total down on some units. So close to cam pus. 990-9501 EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY R oom m ate wanted 1 FEM ALE roommate needed immediate­ ly. 3 bedroom, 2 bath house, washer, dryer, dish w ash er, fu lly furnished. $230/month, '/» utilities. C all Susan, 967-2327. Located Broadway, M cClintock. TWO RO O M S available, $175/$ 185. Nice­ ly furnished townhouse. A ll appliances, washer, dryer, pool. B ike to ASU. 8992577, 9692814. H AVE UNW ANTED facial or body hair removed perm anently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 8297829. S T A T IS T IC S T U T O R IN G , research , design, or mainframe consultation avail­ able at reasonable rates. C a ll 967-4271. T ransportation ATTENTION: FR EE cars to a il major cities. 21 or older. C all A A A Driveaway, 277-9979. C A R S A VAILABLE - 21 or older. A ll States Driveaway, 992-5200. T ravel “ Rocky Point Puerto Peñasco Sea o f Cortez Labor Day Excursion Septem ber 5,6, 7 FEM ALE: 3 bedroom, 2 bath house. Washer, dryer, dishwasher, microwave, cable TV. Fully furnished. Nice location near ASU . $250 plus % utilities. 8299411, leave m essage. Includes transporta­ tion, lodging, and con­ tinental Breakfast. FE M A LE , CH RISTIAN room m ate. 3 bedroom townhouse, close to ASU , $200 monthly plus utilities. C all evenings, 8396019. Regional Tours $129/rsrSOfl (deulileoccupancy) 863-251 FEM ALE NO NSM O KER to share furn­ ished condo 'h m ile to cam pus. Own room. $250, % utilities. C all 313-8792339. FE M A LE N O N SM O KER to share Z bedroom, 2 bath condo. Pool, tennis, jacuzzi, w/d, cable, etc. Available 9 5. $250 plus % utilities. 967-9164, leave message. FEM ALE WANTED: Own bedroom, bath in deluxe furnished condo. Microwave, washer, dryer, pools, tennis. 921-1476. FR EE REN T in September. Move in now. ASU student needs quiet roommate to share 2 bedroom apartment. $260 plus $100 deposit. Free utilities. Richard, 966-7624.* FURNISHED PAD right over pool and -Jacuzzi. $225/month plus % utilities. Cable. Leave m essage, 8291339. ONE FEM ALE nonsmoker, only $185 per month plus 14 utilities. 3% bedroom, 2 bath house. Furnished, pool, washer, dryer. 994-4986. OWN FURNISHED room. Pool, yard, microwave. 4 m iles. No alcohol, drugs, parties, or dogs. $200 plus utilities. Bill, 8397233. Prefer graduate student. R E S PO N S IB LE FEM A LE. Furnished, private room. Nice house, good neighbor­ hood. Laundry, cable, extra goodies. 4 mites ASU and M CC. $250, free utilities. Nohsmoker. Mardell, 831-5599. ROOM MATE NEEDED, m ale preferred. Papago Park One. Bike to ASU- $250 per month. Private room and bath. Furnished, includes w/d. C all 948-8871. Owner/agent. SH ARE CO NCEPTS. Choose from reli­ able roommates and various settings, cut your expenses dram atically and share. 967-9233. S ervices TALKING H EAD S RENT/BUY, 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo. Vaulted ceiling, fans and a ll major appliances, and extras. $2500 down, take over assum able loan. No qualifying. 892-1032. T yping__________ $1.25 A C C U R A T E and fast typing services. C a ll Rae, 2799787. $1.25 P E R page. Spelling corrected. Quality work, quick turnaround. Call 3490915. $1.50 PER page. Any Type Word Process­ ing. Spelling and grammar corrected. Som e graphics available. C all Debbie, 961-1495. 4399202. Your spelling, punctuation' computer checked. Grammar, writing, editing help available. A PA and M LA member. Scientific, technical equations professionally done. Costs a little more, but your grade is worth it. A-1 LETTER quality word processing. $1.25 double spaced page. 32 years experience. Marian, 839-4269. AFFO RD ABLE WORD processing. Accu­ rate, speed y, re lia b le . C a ll Ju lie , 820-4663. A LL W ORD procdlssing projects done accu rately, prom ptly, and re lia b ly . E x p e rie n ce w ith research pap ers, th e s e s , an d d is s e rta tio n s ty le s . Satisfaction guaranteed. Linda Brewer, 8397905. CA LL M E for fast, accurate, quality service at com petitive prices! Close to ASU. 9692186. C ER EU S W ORD Processing. Quality guaranteed. Term papers, dissertations, theses, form letters, resum es, Dictaphone, weekends. 947-7796. • LETTER PER FEC T Word Processing. Rush jobs no problem. Dissertations, term p ap ers, resu m es, th e se s. Q u a iity l 8399103. PRO FESSIO N AL TYPING service- Term papers, theses, etc. Low rates, quick turnaround. Pat Mottet, 897-1832. SH O RT O F TIM E? I can help. Rea­ son ab le . P ro fe ssio n a l. G uaranteed. Experienced in academ ic. C all Jessie 9495744. SU SAN ’S TYPING, Word Processing and Resum e Service. McDowell/Scottsdale Road area. 9491500. TOW NHOUSE FO R sale, 1645 square feet, 2 large bedrooms, 2Vi baths, covered patio. $4,000, assum e 9% FHA. Southern/ M cClintock area. 8291544, 8391547. TERM PAPERS THESES MANUSCRIPTS TOW NHOUSE, 2 bedroom, 2 'bath, oh pool, sundeck, ceiling fans, laundry hook­ up. $53,900. 122 S. Hardy, 63. C all 894-1942. announces Its newest designer.., W HY RENT? B uy nice 4 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 m ile from cam pus. 1711 S. Hardy. $69,900. Judy, 9590605, 971-9112. 20% O F F W HY REN T? N ice one bedroom condo, 15 minutes form ASU , Ahwatukae area, $45,900. 8993427. FRESH M AN CO M POSITIO N tutoring, typing, editing, proofreading, of a ll types of m anuscripts, papers, etc. C a ll Susan, 967-6018. HOBO [FIlÜInliB First Visit M Aw nut Shops • Hurry and join the club. Reserve your space now and get a free “ Cbmmons” t-shirt! The Commons, The Ultimate Collegiate Lifestyle! ■ 1215 East Lemon St. 1111 East Apache Blvd. CALL (602) 968-6437 or OUT OF ARIZONA (800) 247-6141 State Pk m