stale press Vol. 12 Nò. 12 ®Copyright, State Press, 1987 Arizona State University Tempe, Arizona Thursday July 9,1987 Pope’s fall v isit to byp ass rules at A SU stadium By KARI BLAND Contributing W riter Bruce Sprinisteen m ay be “The Boss” to some, but he’s not in the sam e category as Pope John Paul II when it comes to booking appearances a t Sun Devil Stadium. Two years ago, Valley concert prom oters tried to book ASU’s stadium for a Bruce Springsteen concert on a Wednesday night. But ASU officials refused to schedule the event because it would violate campus policy. According to the policy, no events can be booked a t the 70,021-seat stadium Mondays through Thursdays, and to" protect the turf, no program s are scheduled less than 10 days before a home football game. The papal Mass Sept. 14 in Sun Devil Stadium violates both" rules. The Mass is on a Monday, five days before the Sun Devils’ first home football gam e against the University of Pacific, Sept. 19. ASU offered the Springsteen prom oters weekends and dates m ore than 10 days before football gam es, but commitments to play concerts in Los Angeles kept Springsteen from playing a t ASU, said Jam es O’Connell, executive director of ASU public events. An exception was m ade for the papal visit because the pope is a m ajor religious leader and a head of state of “renown,” O’Connell said. “Bruce Springsteen’s status as a m ajor entertainer is not unique,” he said. “If we m ade an exception for Bruce Springsteen, we would have had to do the sam e for Pink Floyd and Madonna.” O’Connell said the pope was booked in Sun Devil Stadium because " it was going to take place in Phoenix anyway, so the disruption of schedules for people in the community was going to happen whether we scheduled the event or not.” Classes have been canceled Sept. 14 for the visit. O’Connell said events are not scheduled Monday through Thursday because large concerts have caused problems for students attending night classes. “The parking situation m akes it virtually impossible for students to get to class,” he said. After the field w asdam aged during a Who concert in 1982, the school outlawed events scheduled 10 days before football games. Groundskeepers had only six days to repair the turf after the Who concert. The field could be damaged during the Mass, O’Connell said, but it & less likely because less equipment will be on the turf than during concerts. —“There’s no light show associated with the papal Mass, which is a m ajor elem ent in every rock show,” he said. “The papal alter and trappings are designed specifically for the stadium and are built back into the stadium for better visibility, while keeping die altar off the playing surface. ’’ Steve W eaver of ASU Sports Information said the football field will be ready for theSunD evils’ home game. “It’s something th at can be done in a day, depending how badly it will be dam aged,” hd said. “You can resow the entire field in a week if yod have to.” To protect the field during the papal Mass, 5,000 people will be allowed on the field, or half the usual num ber during concerts. Of the 5,000,1,500 will be in the ceremony. Groundskeepers also will lay a felt m aterial that allows air to circulate to the grass so it doesn't discolor or die. Plywood will be laid on the turf where folding chairs are set up. O’Connell said Sun Devil Stadium will be referred to as ASU Stadium in all w ritten promotional and program m aterials used during the service. But O’Connell said no attem pt m il be made to change the name of the stadium or cover any Sun Devil logos during the papal visit. “There has not been and will not be any attem pt to change its n»me during the visit,” he said. “In fact, it has been anticipated by people dealing with the Vatican that the pope may m«ke some humorous rem ark about the nam e of the stadium .” —Reprinted courtesy of The Mesa Tribune. inside today ASU WEATHER Clear skies today with an expected high of 105 degrees. Ttye expected low is 76. The extended Help me Amadeus RUga and conatrucMon motortala may bo shaking up tha available space for music Hams In the Music Library. Tho facility, located on tho third floor of tho Music Building, will be completely refurbished by fall. Journalism school hopes to attain full accreditation with budget hike Anderson said. “The lack of diversity thing, I assum e, means a lack of diversity in gender and race.” By DARRIN HOSTETLER State Proas The W alter Cronkite School of Journalism and Telecommunication hopes to regain full accreditation status But the prim ary concern of the council was the need for a by Wisely spending the 53'percent budget increase ASU has ' allocated to the program for 1987-88, the school’s director better ratio of students to full-time faculty members. said. TheU niversity agreed to raise the school’s budget from the __Ttw journal«™ program has been criticized for only having 13 full-time professors and 20 part-tim e instructors to $549,348 allocated last year to a record-high $844,384. deal with 1,108 students during the 1986-87 school year. Doug Anderson, who officially took over the helm of the “I guess the council felt that part-tim e professors are a school last month from ElDean Bennett, said the funding increase will be used to hire faculty and purchase good thing but that we m ust have more full-time broadcasting equipment. instructors,” Anderson said. A cad em ic A ffairs “We’re going to hire a full­ 7 guess the council felt that part-tim e Associate Vice President tim e p ro fesso r, th ree Albert Karnig said the assistant professors and an professors are a good thing but that we jou rn alism school was associate professor, and must have more full-tim e instructors.’ granted the large increase we’re going to advertise nationally to find them ,” — Doug Anderson with the object of regaining full accreditation in mind. Anderson said. ■■■■■RmM M M mBHHM “The increase is the consequence of the need to get re­ Anderson said he hopes the addition of the extra equipment accredited and of a seven-year plan proposed by (Bennett),” and faculty, along with a new academ ic adviser and a m aintenance person to work on broadcast devices, will help Karnig said. The plan, developed by Bennett before he resigned his convince the American Council on Education in Journalism position as director to return to full-time teaching, calls for and Mass Communications to reinstate the school’s full steady increm ental raises in funding for the school. This accreditation next spring. year’s increase will be the largest. The council, citing several areas needing improvement, Anderson, 39, who cam e to ASU in 1979 from the University only gave ASU “provisional” accreditation during its review of Nebraska a t Omaha, said: “Our first, second and third of the school last May. The council said the school m ust increase “supervision” of goals are regaining accreditation. “Everything we do to move in that direction can only the faculty, improve communication with alumni and work on a “lack of diversity” among the faculty members. benefit the school.” ASU and the UA have the only accredited journalism “We need to establish a new sletter to reach alumni. . . and program s in Arizona. establish some mechanism to oversee (professors),” forecast will be sunny and warm with high temperatures of low 100s. Lows will be in the 70s. SQUEEZE The low laughcount in Michael Keaton’s new movie is just about par for the lame lineup. Page 7. Classified . . . ............... ............ 11 Entertainment................................. 9 O p in io n ................ 4 Sports. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -----.10 W eek............................................. 2 Page 2 State Press Thursday, July 9,1987 the week •The Week section is a daily calendar of events happening on campus at Arizona State University. Any campus club or organization can submit entries to the calendar for publication^ Those who wish to submit Entries to the Week section must come to the State Press, located in the basement of Matthews Center, Room 15, and fill out a entry form. Entries will not be taken over the phone. Deadline for the entries will be 1 p.m. Mondays and Wednesdays. Meetings • Patents and Copyrights Committee will meet at 8:40a.m. Friday in the Academic Services Building, Room 203. The meeting is open to the public. •Coalition for World Perce will meet at noon Monday in the MU Santa Cruz Room. Roger Axford, associate professor of adult education, presents a “Report on World Conference on Empowering the Poor.” Entertainment ^ •W illia m W lndom recreates humorist James Thurber’s unique way of looking at life when he presents a one man show of “Thurber.” The show begins at 8 p.m. Saturday at Gammage Center. Tickets are $6 for general public and $3 for ASU students, faculty and staff. State Press Happy Hour! 1 /2 O FF C lassified Ads ' N. Basement Matthews Center The sun reflects through the rippling water at the fountain at the Scottsdale Civic P la n Mall, 2nd Street t S u n L. Mohr/8l*t* P I Civic Center Plaza. Can you a ffo rd to g a m b le w it h t h e L S A E G M A T , G R E ,o rM C A T ? (Rural & Apache) Probably not. Great grades alone may not be enough to im press the grad school o f your choice. Scores play a part. And that’s how Stanley H. Kaplan can help. 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Officers were summoned to the park to investigate a sm all blue canister sitting on the ground 45 feet from the edge of the asphalt parking lot. Sitting on top of the cannister was a spring-operated alarm clock, with wires protruding from it. A fter securing the area surrounding the park and successfully disarm ing the device, officers discovered that it was an operable explosive containing a black powder-like $ubstance, police said. The explosive was powered by a sm all nine-volt battery and designed to be triggered by the clock. The rem ains of the device have been sent to the FBI laboratory for further analysis. Victims taunted by man Two Tempe women reported that they were followed July 6 by a m ale suspect m asterbating in his car. Police said the women w ere sitting in their vehicle a t the corner of Curry Road and Scottsdale Road, when a car pulled up next to them. Inside was the suspect, standing on the car-seat, openly m asterbating. The women drove north on Scottsdale Road in an effort to avoid the man, but he kept pace with them and finally ejaculated onto the windshield, police said. The m an then closely followed the victim s with his “bright” headlights on. He turned off of Scottsdale Road several minutes later. The women described the m an as Caucasian, 5-foot-9,150 pbunds, 23-ydars-old, with short black hair and a large nose. Police said the women obtained the license plate number of the car and that there is a suspect in the case. Ole’s Department Store robbed An unidentified m an removed power tools valued a t $1,094 from the Ole’s Departm ent Store July 6. Police said an employee of the store, located at 1036 E. Baseline Rd., noticed the man standing next to a large shopping cart filled with “M akita” power tools “acting suspicious.” But when the employee went to call the store’s assistant m anager about the situation, the m an fled the scene with the tools. The assistant m anager told police that he conducted a detailed search of the store area, but failed to locate the man or the m issing item s. The employee described the thief as Caucasian, 6-feet, 180 pounds, with brown hair. He was wearing Levis, a red shirt, tan boots and a cowboy hat. There are no suspects in the case. State Press Classifieds 965-6731 I r J/m LaRouch: North, others involved in indictment By The Associated Press BOSTON — Political extrem ist Lyndon H. LaRouche said Wednesday that covert operations by Lt. Col. Oliver North contributed to LaRouche’s indictm ent on charges of plotting to block an investigation of his 1984 presidential campaign finances. North and the National Security Council were “involved in operations against m e,” LaRouche said a t a news conference, alleging that the council was working with the Justice Departm ent in seeking the indictment against him. 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University Sat. night 7 p.m. to Midnight Expires 7-15-87 Page 4 ___________________________________________________________________Thursday, July 9.1987 State PtKSI Evan Mecham: An Indictment 'F rid ay , the day m arking the beginning of the petition drive "In his first 180 days as governor of the State of Arizona, Evan Mecham has demonstrated his lack of knowledge, .. to recall Gov. Mecham, will finally be the time for action to vision and unifying leadership necessary to govern the produce results. citizens o f this state. The “mission statem ent” printed above, limited to 200 "He has embarrassed Arizonans nationally through his words by law, is on file with the Secretary of State as the insensitive and demeaning statements about women and official “recall purpose statem ent.” minorities as well as his appointment of individuals who are It was intentionally worded in a vague manner so that it is not qualified and whose backgrounds are at best questionable. He has failed to respond appropriately to the immune from legal challenges after the recall effort is complete. But the words are clear, and they are historic. Let state's severe environmental problems. us not forget that never before has any state successfully "As a direct result of the governor’s actions and inactions, recalled a governor. Thé gauntlet which has been thrown the state’s economy has suffered dramatic losses. down and m ust now be run, is littered with failures and the "Therefore, we, the undersigned citizens of-Arizona, are shards of shattered dream s. exercising our constitutional right to recall Evan Mecham." No, recalling a governor will not be easy, but it can be The Mecham Recall Committee's “mission” statem ent, done. * which will appear on all recall petitions. It can be done by remembering how Arizona’s economy has been deprived of over $20 million in convention and The lim e is finally here. It has been six full months since recall movement tourist business because socially conscious organizations, organizer Ed Buck stood outside the State Capitol and boldly entertainers and individuals refuse to visit a state whose announced to the citizens of Arizona what many of them governor openly displays his bigotry to the world. already knew—there was a storm on the horizon. It can be done by noting Mecham’s veto of the superfund toxic w aste bill (vital to the cleanup of hazardous w aste sites While many of us were still basking in the glow of ASU’s in Arizona) and his suggestion that parts of the state be used first Rose Bowl victory on New Y ear’s Day, Evan Mecham as a storage facility for nuclear waste, only serve to highlight stood on the dais a t the capital to bask in the glory of his his complete disregard for our precious, endangered inauguration as governor of Arizona — ah honor he had environment. fought long to achieve. It can be done by realizing that we cannot afford to have a Yet, the final words of the oath of office had barely passed leader who surrounds himself with men who possess, to put it M eduun’s lips that January morning when Ed Buck issued charitably, questionable backgrounds. Men who would use his challenge to the new governor. the privileges of government office for personal gain while “We will be watching Evan Mecham,” Buck said. “The mismanaging their departm ents and betraying the public trust. Men who would strip consumer rights organizations of fight is not over. their true powers and cater to big-business and utility “It is ju st beginning.” interests. . Much blood has passed under the bridge since that morning. Pew imagined the events in the months to follow It can be done by awakening to the reality that not only is would be as unbelievable as they proved to be. Mecham gouging students’ wallets today by cutting funding We all watched. And disbelief turned to anger. for higher education, he is also jeopardizing the educational future of our children and the economic prospects of Arizona. Anger turned to action. A great state rests on the educational foundation of its residents, and cutting University funding m eans slicing the necessary lean elements of our society, not the wasteful fat. Finally, it can. be done by noting and rem em bering that if you oppose the governor or his policies, he will classify you as merely ,a member of a dangerous; subversive, homosexual “fringe” element. It can be done, but there a re dangers involved. There is the possibility that in making an effort to recall Mecham we may fail, leaving the governor with a “m andate” to run amok for three more years. Or that the ever-present specter of Arizona apathy that perm eates the state m ay bleed the movement dry. But the potential costs are worth paying for all Arizonans who have cultivated a sense of m oral outrage and simple fright over the actions of our governor and the fate of ©in­ state. The highest cost incurred could result only from not trying, not making the effort. We are faced with a monumental decision, a great choice in crucial tim es. That is why we urge you to make a choice — and then sign a recall petition. Circulate one if you can. Above all, during this, the 200th anniversafy of the Constitution, participate in the historic decision by Arizonans to say “No! ” to a governor, a government and a philosophy that is potentially fatal to our two-century-old democratic experiment. No, Mecham was not the only m an who began a new job on that cold January day. Ed Buck began one, and so did the concerned citizen; of Arizona. Mecham’s job, as he perform ed it, was to institute a system of government and governing th at is destructive, repressive and insensitive to basic civil rights. But, we the people have slowly set out to complete our very different mission — to remove a cancerous, fundamentally un-democratic government from our m idst. We set out to remove Evan Mecham. And together, we will.— State Press Editorial Board Time for E v and the Republicans to shut up and bail O pinion Editor campaigns, said recently: “These people don’t know what’s going on. None of them have ever done anything like tins before.” Political naivete aside, the people involved in the recall movement are made of a very tough fiber. The recall people have a brand of enthusiasm that can’t be purchased by hom osexual lead ers, E d Buck, the movement has Mecham supporters circling the wagons—Arizona Republican Style. R epublican P arty C hairm an Burt Kruglick’s statem ent Monday, the day toe Recall Committee fijed for recall petitions, that “Mr. Buck, and his homosexual agitators are lying to toe public,” is a prim e The long-awaited Evan Mecham recall effort is a t la s t. upon us. Following the petition drive kick-off bash F riday night in Phoenix, recall workers Will hit the streets, m alls and campuses of the state to gather the 216,746 signatures needed to force a recall election. — And the question of the hour? Is all this trouble and work worth it? Will this sum m er m adness really force Evan Mecham to defend his gubernatorial crown in a recall election? Bet on i t If you can’t see th at Evan Mecham is tied to an Arizona-size chopping block suspended below a rapidly descending political butcher knife, then I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you. The initial ^concern am ong recall proponents that the infamously short Arizona civic memory could kill the momentum and public venom necessary for a recall has disappeared like m ist a t dawn, as Mecham continues to put one and sometimes two feet in his mouth to remind Arizonans what an incredible incompetent they elected as governor. In the beginning, many were also skeptical about the qualifications of the people running the recall committee. As one recall worker, a veteran of many political hiring political pros. And they are rabidly dedicated to seeing this thing through. Confidence abounds. The fact is, despite the governor’s dism issal of recall workers as a fringe elem ent doomed to failure because of the participation of one of their adm itted example of toe party faithful going on a defensive action. Kruglick tabled toe recall movement “a fringe group (that) realizes Arizonans do not support their special-interest, narrow­ minded goals.” This is simply false. It is also not true the recall movement Danin Hostetler Gregory Robert Krzos EDITOR Amy Frischknecht MANAGING EDITOR Darrin Hostetler OPINION EDITOR Carolyn Nelson ARTS EDITOR Using toe logic furnished by Kruglick and Davis, a poll published by the Sunday Arizona Republic (showing that 38 percent of toe citizéns polled favor a recall) proves that nearly half of toe state m ust be gay. Come on guys. Everybody involved in toe recall movement is no m ore a homosexual than all Mecham supporters are child m olesters. Which brings us to Kip Shippy. Shippy’s admission Wednesday that he once molested an 8-year-old girl may strike a m oralchord among voters. The preppy 17-year-old McClintock High School student, president of the E v Mecham F an Club, had stood in for Mecham during debates with Buck, whom he criticized for “immoral homosexuality.” Apparently, Buck knew about Shippy’s skeleton closet, yet sat on the information because he felt toe issue was Mecham’s incompetence, not Shippy’s past. Which says something about what kind of man the “homosexual agitator” Ed Buck is. Even Mecham supporters cannot be hypocritical enough to accuse toe recall movement of being im moral or driven by wild-eyed homosexuals after toe Shippy incident. The sooner Republicans cease toe pointless, sham eless name-calling and realize that toe recall movement is made up of all Arizonans, just like you and me, the better chance they will have of keeping their governor’s head above water. Because right now, he’s on a rapidly sinking ship. 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P ictur State Press J2 2 S £ ¿ Elections are a bummer: ‘Chad’ says forget the recall Mike Ritter Guest Columnist _L Political involvement a t ASU is an ambiguous concept, rath er like trying to im agine a Greek philosophy sem inar a t a Cub Scout sum m er camp. Let’s face it, this just isn’t Berkeley. j u s t as wide-eyed Webelos aren’t about to tear themselves away from their whittling t6 give ol’ Socrates a nod, your runof-the-Mill Avenue ASU student could really care less whether M ario Cuomo lives or breathes. This is not to say that I consider m yself a political dynamo of any degree. There are about three days out of the Arizona year when I would even consider m arching in a dem onstration. . . and then only if lunch was provided. Nor have I had a tremendous hankerin’ to torch one of my classrooms. Maybe a professor or two, but I really have m ore respect for architecture than that. The “who cares, dude” attitude on this campus is news to no ime. Ordinarily, 1 would be the last to attem pt to disturb the traditional and time-honored haze of “bliss” for which we are so renowned. However, a unique opportunity for the mighty and well-tanned enrollm ent of this University to m ake a difference in Arizona’s future has arisen. And the beautiful p art of it is th at all you have to be able to do is w rite your nam e, which means even business m ajors and cartoonists can participate! TIM E TO EAT? I L . Look For Specials In STATE PRESS V ” I am , of course, speaking of the drive to recall Gov. Evan Mecham, which went into full swing July 6. This is a worthy cause, and yet it is a movement which apparently requires minimal effort. T hat’s the dangerous part. The tim e it takes to sign a petition, or for the hardier among us, to circulate oik , is relativly miniscule when compared to the astronom ical im portance that this recall represents to all Arizona students. Yet, it is often the simple things in life that are the easiest to “blow off.” Recently, while offering my pale and somewhat girthy derm is to the sun gods, a poolside political discussion was ignited by my friend “Chad.” Chad is a typical third-year ASU freshm an. * “Y’know, bud,” he said while swigging down the last of a 12-pack we had stocked for the day, “This Mecham dude is bad news. My folks are already raggin’ on me ab o u tall the money the place costs. And the way ol’ Ev keeps talkin’ about jackin’ up tuition, if I don’t graduate by ’95 I’m — ed.” I polished off my own “brewsky” while digesting my friend’s astute observation. “Well, there’s always the chance he’ll get recalled,” I belched. “Dream on, they haven’t got a chance,” Chad said em phatically as he m asterfully crushed the empty hull of the beer can between his palm and right temple. “Aren’t you going to sign a petition? ” I asked. “Why? It won’t work, so why bother? Everybody’s gettin’ in a big sweat about signing petitions and doin’ this and that. I got better things on my mind. We out of brew already?” “But what harm can it do to sign a petition?” I persisted. “At least th at’s something. And there’s always the chance it m ight actually work. ” “ I don’t know. You sign something like that, you end up on a m ailing list someplace and the next thing you know you’re R U N D L E ’S i LIQUORS a MKT. 730 S. MILL Corner Mill 6 University Ave. MEISTER BRAD BEER frpa* WHITE Mi. WIRE COOLERS 4 * MSM plain choc candy 3 f o r PLAYBOY Uud Magazines $ 1 .8 8 $ 2 .4 9 $ 1 .0 0 $ .9 4 Haagen Dazs Natural Ice Cream, Adult Magazines, Groceries, Ice, Winds, over 40 Imported Beers. 9 6 7-9 0 79 CO M PU TERS FOR RENT YOU CAN SELL YOUR CAMERA with a classified ad! 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Would you vote in the recall election?” “No way, I don’t vote. Elections are a bummer. What’s the use anyway? There’s never anyone worth voting for. Besides, my vote doesn’t m atter either way. ” I searched my mind, struggling to think of a cliche reason for not voting he m ight not have mentioned. Finally, I decided he’d covered all the old favorites. “Are you even registered to vote?” I asked cautiously. “Of course I am !” he said indignantly and with a slur. I was taken aback. Could there actually be a spark of civic duty beneath this “Sea and Ski” exterior? “Yeah, the University made me do all s o r t s o f s t u p i d t h i n g s like that before they’d let me claim Arizona residency. But just to shake them up, I put down ‘Commie’ under P arty Preference. You sure we’re out of beer? ’’ With that, Chad bounded off to find a volleyball gam e and a keg. The entire episode probably wouldn’t have bothered me so much if it weren’t for two annoying facts. F irst of all, there seem to be a lot of “Chads” on this campus. Perhaps if he, and many of the rest of us, had taken the tim e to get involved last November, we m ight not be needing a recall now. Students and other Arizonans are getting a ra re second chance. If we don’t take advantage of it, it will be a long three-and-a-half years until our next chance. Secondly, he never paid me for the beer. Whiplash! We will accept your insurance, provide a student discount, wi th little or n o out-of-pocket expense to you. TEMPE SCOTTSDALE 966-1635 941-2909 Dr. Donald Nelson Dr. Stephen Nielson 3910 S. Rural Rd. #E 7333 E. Thomas Rd. Stiff N eck <5 Back! y Page 6 S ite Hata Thursday, July 9.1987 It's Y ou, O nly B etter! • U nw anted H air R em oved P erm an en tly by E lectrolysis b y B erk» B rei BLOOM C O U N TY "F V N m m m ux Free Confidential Consultation 829-7829 ...m e sooner oop MU, *CAU. Home* FAUWELL, 5MA66ART, BARKER ANP ROBERTS. SAYS HE NEEPS FIFTY RUCKS FROM €ACH OF US.. 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FALL FOR SUCH WHO'U Am m m b M P, W 96PI'OCH A FITCH / By MICHAEL ROWELL State Press mp For students spending hours on end pouring over the bodes, ASU asso ciate business professor Claude Olney has a suggestion for them; don’t waste your time. nip j “My whole philosophy is instead of studying hard, study sm art,” said Olney, who has been conducting gradé improvement sem inars for five years. ‘■‘Don’t use a sledgehammer to knock a tree down if you can find an ax.” Olney will be conducting his three-and-a-half-hour sem inar at 9:30 a.m . Saturday in the Memorial Union, and again on Aug 15. The sem inars are $25. Olney said the sem inar centers on a lot of “little techniques” for improving grades he has picked up during his 20 years of teaching a t ASU. The sem inar is aimed at giving the incoming student secrets to b etter grades im m ediately, Olney said, “instead of having to wait until you’re a junior or senior to learn all the tricks.” Olney said he started developing the sem inars after his son was denied admission to ASU because of poor grades. After petitioning for and receiving admission to ASU, his son, Robert, made the Dean’s List every year and graduated with honors. Olney said using an erasable pen on an essay test is one way to su b stan tially im prove grades, citing a Northwestern University professor who gave his teaching assistan ts identical tests to grade; half w ritten hurriedly, and half w ritten neatly. The neat papers received A’s, while the sloppier ones got C’s. “The appearance alone is a significant factor in grades,” he said. la i... 1 1 mi no/ (X/T THèRF.~H£'ó n'/FJ PY/MpI c m è mFOR KLP...HF HA5 ft LFAKtNk- A (£AKHw„, KIDNEY... ructr rvñr» me m * IFftJ Mm SON, JIMMY CARTER'S bom TOHÍUFOR brV/Nb AWAY YFftH, me panama m L, CANAL. DOWN ,)»/ IK HATCH. I K . BUY• SELL• TRADE Your books at Changing Hands. For quality cloth and paperbacks (no textbooks, please) we pay 30% o f our re-sale price in cash or 50% in tradein credit which may be used to pur­ chase anything in the store. (Sorry, no trade-ins or? Sat. or Sun ) •Browse through our three floors of: __ *New & UsedBooks______ •A rt Prints & Posters •Calendars & Cards •Handbound Journals M-F 10-9 SAT 10-6 IT Olney also suggests that students spend tune finding the right instructors. “Ju st getting in the wrong class can be devastating,” he said. “Instead of picking a good class with a bad teacher, pick a good teacher and don’t worry about the class.” Breaking prolonged study sessions up into 15-minute 'twk¡ • The Great Invocation From th e point o f Light w ithin the Mind o f God Let light stream forth into the m inds o f m en. Let Light descend on Earth. From the point o f Light w ithin th e Heart o f God Let love stream forth in to the hearts o f m en. May Christ return to Earth. From th e centre w here the W ill o f G od is known Let purpose guide th e little w ills o f m en —■ The purpose w hich th e M asters know and serve. From the centre w hich w e call th e race o f m en Let the Plan o f Love and Light work out And may it seal the door w here evil dw ells. \ Claude Olney Let Light and Love and Pow er restore the Plan on Earth. intervals would also improve grades, Olney said. “The first and last facts yoii study are the easiest to recall,” he said. “You’ll recall more in an hour-and-a-half by splitting it up into sections than you would in a straight two hours.” Using a word processor for papers, going over notes immediately after a class, sitting near the front of the class and using index cards to memorize facts are other ex am p les of grade improvement methods Olney mentioned. He said the first and last minutes are usually the most im portant of a class. “ An i n s t r u c t o r will invariably give out the most im portant points a t the beginning or right at the end,” he said. For m ore information on Olney’s sem inar, call 949-9221. presented by The Payson M editation Group P.O. 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This final installment of PLTs Summer SINsation mini-season plays at 7:30 tonight through Saturday night. Tickets are $10 and $12 and are available at the PLT box office, 25 E. Coronado Rd. in Phoenix. Walter Mitty revisited: •Well-known television actor William Windom will recreate the wry, whimsical wit of American humorist James Thurber Saturday night at 8 in Gammage Auditorium. Tickets are $6, $3 for students, and are available at the Gammage box office and all Dillard’s ticket outlets. For more information, call 965-3434. Lions and Tigers and Bears: •The 117th edition of the Rlngling Bros, and Bamum and Bailey Circus has raised the bigtop under Veterans’ Memorial Coliseum through Sunday. King Tusk, a well-toothed elephant billed as “the largest land mammal traveling the face of the earth,” witl turn out for. all shows. Showtimes vary each day, but tickets for $6.50, $8 and $9.50 are available at the Coliseum Box Office and alt Dillard’s outlets. Box Office Bingo: •The mind reels to imagine how many polyesters they killed to make “ Revenge of the Herds II,” which opens Friday valleywide. Most of the freak frat from the first picture, filmed at that other university down south somewhere. has graduated to paradise -— which wouldn’t be too tough, one would imagine. Chris Parker (Elisabeth Shue, center) confronts the |oys and dangers of baby-sitting In the Mg city with her wards Daryl (Anthony Rap, left), Sara (Marla Brewton) and Brad (Keith Coogan) in “Adventures In Baby-sitting.” 0oh, baby! Movie ventures into unexpected humor By DAVID MILLER State Press “Adventures in Baby-sitting” — * * % The film “Adventures in Baby-sitting” goes something like this: the baby sitter gets called up and yanked out of her an n iv ersary d ate with h er yuppoRepublican boyfriend so she can watch these two kids and their nervous pal. She expects to be home by 1 a.m ., which gives her plenty of tim e to suck down an Otter-Pop, send the kids to bed before “Heavy M etal Hotpants Half-hour” — featuring Bon Jovi and Ed Asner — and m ake lots of squishy noises on the phone to her honey. It all seem s simple enough. Unfortunately, life has never been easy on baby sitters or MTV squealers, and thanks to the work of the world’s friendliest car thief, our poor high-schooler is popped into a series of m isadventures featuring comic­ book heroes, guitar players on the ram page and a t least one vi]lian resem bling Don Knotts on bad acid. Woooo! Break out the Ovaltine and fire up the grill. It’s about tim e baby sitters got an equal say on the big screen. Actually, in this film, baby sitters get m ore than th at The seldom-thought-about hazards of the profession are played up in bright blue neon and the efforts m ade by pom-line troopers are lauded a t every turn. And, surprisingly, Touchstone Pictures’ latest release m akes for entertaining moviegoing. - Chris P arker (Elisabeth Shue) gets the delicate task of herding the Anderson kids through a night of horror, suspense and a rerun of “H ie Colbys.” The kids, Brad and Sara (Keith Coogan and Maia Brewton), h:. e all the needling and rule-shirking nee i to send any potential prom-queen into sobs of disgust. Ju st when you thought it was safe to try to earn a little spending money. . . Things sta rt out as a typical night away from the parents: Chris doesn’t really want to be there and she’s too old to baby-sit and why the hell won’t Baskin Robbins hire her, but she ju st can’t say no to her faithful clientele. So she agrees to watch the kids ONE LAST TIME. Aw, you shouldn’t have said that. Meanwhile B rad’s got an impending acne problem and a m assive crush on Chris and little S ara’s got a constant problem with big brother Brad (“Does he HAVE to live with us?” ) and an even bigger infatuation with the comic-book legend and T-shirt king Thor, the God of Thunder. Kids are getting REALLY scary these days. Things rem ain relatively calm until the crew, along with (and not by choice) Brad’s friend D aryl Coopersmith (Anthony Rapp), em bark on a mission to save Chris’ neurotic girlfriend from her own- tendencies and those of the m ore, ahem, lowly m em bers of Chicago society. They should’ve ju st wished her a Happy Hanukkah and been done with it. „ But instead they m ake a trip on the expressway and, because of a tire blowout, m eet up with a one-handed trucker scarier even than Adrian Zmed (yet more personable) and the aforementioned kindly car thief. Both are determ ined to ruin the kids’ evening and prevent them from returning home before Mom and Dad — and the beginning of David Letterm an. What creeps! Things get uglier as the thief takes the kids to a secret hideout filled with nasties and people who never finished high school and what results looks like a PG-13 version of “The Godfather.” “What’s da m atter wid’ youse?” says the gravelly Barney Fife im itator. “Don’t you know dat dese kids seen where our operation is located? Now dere gonna tell da cops. Youse is too stoopid to steal c a rs— consider yourself on w aivers.” Fortunately, though,’the kids read ahead two pages in the script and discovered a m eans of escap e.T h is puts them out of reach of the oily auto-heisters and straight into the middle of the opening set of the jam m onest, slidinest, down-in-the-gutter blues band ever to get dumped by their girlfriends and pick up a guitar. This gives them the opportunity to harmonize a little and w ait for the no-goodniks to show up, which they do. It’s justm orefun than a baby sitte r should be allowed to have. And again, surprisingly (this movie appeared from its ads to be a second-rate “F erris Bueller” ),_ it’s also a b it more original than probably anyone suspects. It’s not worth five bucks, but on a Tuesday discount night it beats the hell out of Alan Thicke. Watts to swing big band to U.S. ears By The Associated Press The nerd* ere back, but Instead of Tucson, they’re stuck on a desert Island In “Revenge ofthe Nerds II,'w hich opens Friday. Pop-ular Demand: •The Scottsdale Center for the Arts will present films by the late Andy W aihoi each for three weekends beginning Friday. Such trashy classics “Heat,” “Andy Warhol’s Dracula” and "Andy Warhol’s Bad” will delight avant-garde afficionados and purveyors of the disturbing alike. The screenings w ill begin at 7 ead fr Friday and Saturday night. Tickets are $2.50, $2 for students, and are available at the SACA cinema box office, 7383 Scottsdale Mall. NEW YORK — “Stompin’ a t the Savoy” doesn’t m uch sound like “S tart Me Up,” but Rolling Stones drum m er Charlie W atts says pounding the skins with his 33-piece big band gives him plenty of satisfaction. “ It’s music I’ve listened to,” the leader of the Charlie W atts Orchestra said about the Swing E ra favorites covered by his big band. “I listen to Jim m y Page and Jeff Beck, but they call it something else. This is ju st something I enjoy.. . . For me, it’s just alotoffun.” W atts and the band do m ore than have a good tim e; they play it well, as the grayhaired half of the Stones’ solid rhythm section is quick to point out. Favorites from the 1940s such as Benny Goodman’s “Stompin’ a t the Savoy” and Lionel Hampton’s “Flying H one” are perform ed with flair. Some original tunes will be added during a visit to Ihe United States. “ It’s been very, very good, actually, and it’s gotten better every time.we’ve done it,” said W atts, who brought the orchestra across toe Atlantic for the recent JVC Jazz Festival in New York, sponsored by a Japanese m anufacturer of audio and video products. “It’s a very pleasant feeling, to take a band to Am erica,” W atts said by telephone from his London home. “Plus, it’s very exciting to be a p art of an orchestra, as opposed to another band you’ve seen me with before.” That other band — the one with Mick Jagger, Keith Richard and Ron Wood — differs in m ore than music from the Charlie W atts Orchestra, as its bandleader points out. “The thing with the Stones is we’ve all known each other for 20-odd years. The thing about this is it’s my band, you know? ” W atts said. “ I feel a bit responsible. It’s not as com fortable. With the Stones, it’s com fortable.” P a rt of that comfort is sitting in the background, bassist Bill Wyman to his side, while his spotlight-seeking bandm ates take center stage, W atts said. “ In th e Stones, I'm one of e crowd o f people everybody knows. In the orchestra, I’m the person everybody knows,” But in the orchestra, W atts iB only one of three drum m ers playing behind an assortm ent of saxophonists, trum peters, trom bonists and other instrum entalists. The group is comprised of well-known British m usicians brought together through “my own self-indulgence,” W atts said with a laugh. W atts is unsure about future plans for the orchestra. He hopes to take the group to Japan. “I’d like to go to Japan — I’ve got three Japanese visas,” he said. “But everytim e we’d (toe Stones) be ready to go there, somebody got busted.” sports State P rm Page 9 Thursday, July 9,1987 Sellout Rose Bowl win spurs rapid sale of football tickets By MARTY SAUERZOPF State Press H ie ASU football team achieved most of its goals last season. The Sun Devils won the Pac-10 title. They made their first Rose Bowl appearance and defeated Michigan in front of a national television audience. The only real letdowns last season were the loss to the U of A and the fact that all of ASU’s home gam es were not sold out. However, all of that will change beginning in the fall, because tickets for the upcoming season of ASU football w ere officially sold out over a month ago. H ie Sun Devil Ticket Office reports that approxim ately 60,000 season tickets were sold to a general public anxious for a look a t the Valley’s only big-time football venue. Herm an F razier, associate director of athletics, said th at he was not surprised at how quickly the tickets were sold. “Not when we had a successful year like we did last y ear,” he said. Another m ajor factor in the rapid sellout was most likely next, year’s seven-gam e' home schedule which includes team s such as perennial-powerhouse Nebraska, UCLA and in-state-super-rival Arizona. In fact, dem and for tickets is so great that a waiting list is being formed for those who were not able to get tickets in the general sale. F razier said he expects the list to contain over 1,000 names. People on the waiting list will be eligible for returned season tickets or for tickets returned by visiting team s. Despite the general-public sellout, season tickets will still be available for ASU students, F razier said. “The sellout season won’t affect student 'tic k e ts, ” F ra z ie r said. “ We held approxim ately 12,000 tickets for students.” (The Sun Devil Ticket Office reported that 10,000 student tickets would be available.) “We will handle distribution the sam e way we have in the past. I expect that (student tickets) will go on sale in the second or third week in August, probably the third, when everybody gets back on campus.” Student tickets will likely be sold a t a very fast pace. The UA game alone is probably incentive enough for most students to try to get their tickets early. Unfortunately, the priee of student season tickets, will be increased this season. Last season’s cost of $21 will be increased to $28. Season tickets for the general public cost $112. The Sun Devils will be making a run at their record for season attendance, set in 1979 when an average of 70,206 fans packed the stadium for each game. In 1978, the figure was 69,734. Last season’s average ranks third on the list. The average attendance was 69,433 in Sun Devil Stadium, which has a capacity of 70,021, The Devils did sell out five of their seven home games last season. Only the games against Wichita State and Utah were played with unsold seats in the stadium. With its first sellout season assured, ASU is beginning its push toward national football prominence, where it will be in the company of institutions such as the University of Nebraska, which has a string of 149 consecutive sellout games and averaged 76,031 fans last year. ASU head football coach John Cooper was unavailable for comment, but he can be nothing but pleased with the support his team is receiving from the community. The burden now lies with the players and coaches to m eet up with the high expectations for the coming season. However, whether they m atch last year’s success or not, they have already scored a m ajor victory for the season. Illegal substances, chain mail: what s hip in 2000 Have you ever read “M egatrends?” This guy named John Naisbitt actually got a best seller out of analyzing trends in American society and making predictions based on his analysis-. p >-, _________ I got to wondering \nfay no ope has ever done this for the world of sports. The sports world is a pretty true microcosm of life in general: If a rt im itates reality, so do sports. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Anyway, a few thoughts on the current and future trends in sports. P lease bear in mind that the manuscript is in its earliest stages. MONEY Babe Ruth, the highest-paid baseball player of his era, m ade $80,000 in 1927. Don Mattingly, also a Yankee, and one of the highest-paid players of his era, is making $2 million in 1987. Based on th at trend, the highest-paid Yankee in 1997 will pull down $10 million a year. This of course assum es that George Steinbrenner, the only m an crazed enough to pay a player $10 million, will still be alive then. A dism al assumption, to be sure, unless you plan to be the highest-paid Yankee of 1997. Sim ilar calculations reveal th at the ceiling for football players will be somewhere around $14 million, basketball players will m ake about $20 million, and boxing promoter Don King will own 42 percent of the civilized world, which will leave enough room for him, his hair and the spiders therein to be happy together. DRUGS In the 1930s, there were ho m ajor drug scandals in any sport. In the 1980s, drug scandals are about as common as six-figure salaries. By 1997, a t the present rate, 95 percent of all ha«M haii, football and baseball players will be dependent on one or more illegal substances. The leagues are either going to have to get tougher on drug use or sta rt their own smuggling operation to cut costs. Maybe they could get Jerry Colangelo to look into this possibility — he’s got all the right contacts, he’s close to the b o rd e r.. .sounds like it’s right up his alley. Bob. Heller IQ » Colum nist But I think the leagues will take positive steps to eradicate the problem. I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict that the next commissioner of the NBA will be Betty Ford. PERFORMANCE Athletes have come a long way. The trend is toward a race of superm en capable of phenomenal feats of strength, speed and agility. Compare Bob Cousy, a household name in his day in the late 1950s, to the Lakers’ Earvin Johnson. Cousy comes out looking a little peaked. Based on film s of the two in action and comparisons of their body dimensions, the greatest guard of the year 2000 will be 7 Boxing promoter Don King w ill own 42 percent o f the civilized world, which w ill leave enough room for him, his hair and the spiders therein to be happy together foots, run a 100-yard dash in 8.6 seconds, have shooting range to 33 feet and be able to pass the ball the length of the court while running a t top speed in the opposite direction, hitting the intended m an right between the “£ ” and the “E ” in “Lakers.” That is, of course, assuming that he is among the 5 percent of players without a drug problem that stunts his growth, inhibits his speed and destroys his nervous system. On to baseball. In this sport, comparison is difficult because they keep souping up the ball. Although some players today hit m ore homers than Babe Ruth did, none approach hitting one sixth of all the homers in their league, which Ruth did one year. Nowadays, a slugger would have to hit more than two dingers a gam e to pull that off. If the ball-livening trend continues, pitchers will soon be serving up an oversized Titleist and 5-foot-2140-pounders will be knocking them 400 feet. And let’s not neglect football. Compared to the gridders of yesteryear, today’s players are behemoths of steroidinduced muscle. However, if they continue increasing the dosages of artificial androgens, they are all going to start to grow hair on their knuckles and centers will have to hike the ball sideways. RULESCHANGES In basketball, if the current trend towards violence continues, concealed weapons will be perm itted by 2000. It is fortunate that players will be stronger and quicker, as their mobility may be ham pered by the use of chain m ail or plate arm or. Teflon bullets will be outlawed. Football is destined for a sim ilar fate: shoulderpads and helm ets will be designed to absorb shrapnel. Tom Landry, who will of course coach forever, will pioneer the nickelplated defense, which will be the only way to defend against the bayonet block. Likewise, baseball games will have to occur in between brushoff pitches and the resultant charges a t the mound. The D etroit Tigers will break new ground with “Vietnam Night,” in which the first 5,000 youngsters in attendance will receive plate-to-mound m issile launchers. ••• These and other developments will continue to m ake sports the opiate of the m asses. Heroin will be the opiate of the players. You heard it h e re first ÄSU prof predicts suit against USGA by Ping manufacturer An ASU civil engineering professor who was enlisted to president of K arsten M anufacturing Corporation and study the Ping golf clubs and their possible dism issal by the* designer of the Ping clubs, said Wednesday that because of United States Golf Association says the m anufacturer of the his involvement in the controversy, he believes he will be asked to be an expert witness if the USGA is sued. clubs “will probably sue the USGA.” Mamlouk was asked in June to conduct a study on the Professor Michael Mamlouk, hired by K arsten Solheim, grooves on the heads of the Ping clubs and other brands. At the tim e the USGA was considering outlawing the clubs due to “unfair advantage.” The USGA has since declared the clubs illegal. — DAVID MILLER UTILITIES INCLUDED! I O N Æ M M C; ‘ Furnished 1 Bdrms & Studios ' Large Roman Shaped Fool ■Lighted Tennis Courts * Lighted Volleyball Court ' Basketball Court ‘ Large Bicycle Compound ' Patios on Some Floorplans ’ Gas Barbecues ‘ Central Laundry Facilities ' 3 Blks from ASU campus FAST. FREE DELIVERY • FOR ASU LOCATION CALL 8 2 9 -1 7 1 7 2 L a r g e 16" Pizzas w/ont topping hoo# • olua lai On# coupon por p itto . Good a t ASU location only. Expiro» 7-15-87. 16” 1 Topping $6 .9 9 v - Ono coupon par p itto . Good at ASU location only. Expiro» 7-15-87. 12” 1 Topping T 12" 2 Toppings^ 16” 2 Toppings | *5 .3 5 - . | * 6 .1 5 __ J * 7 .9 9 — i Ono coupon por p itta . G ood c t ASU location only. Exptroa 7-1547. Cash Check VISA N. TEMPE 933 E University I I Ono coupon por pitxo. Good at a ASU locoUon only. Expiro» 7-1547. | 829-1717 838-2227 NOW OUR 32-OZ. ORINK ONLY $1.00 On» coupon par p in » . Qoop at ASU locollon only. Expiro» 7-1547. N. MESA 635 N. Country Club I 827-1999 926-1100 1 1 5 0 W . U n iv e rs ity (B etw een Hardy & Beck) 966-4117 S e llin g in th e c la s s ifie d s . É state Press Put in your reservation no w for the 965-6731 / Jeeves, \ please keep the pot warm till I get back from . the State V Press. / U N IV E R S IT Y T O W E R S privately owned coeducational residence suites C lassified lin er ads brought to M atthew s C enter (north basement) between 7-9 a. m. 1 / 2 P R IC E We’re looking for advertising majors who want to graduate with more than a degree. UNIVERSITY TOWE R S The STATE PRESS is looking for a few salespeople who are seriously pursing a career in advertising and would like to gain professional experience selling advertising. You must be energetic, creative, gregarious conscientious, dependable as a Roiex, flexible, and have a car ie good working condition. 894-2300 if you can joggle an academic load aid a high pressure job in advertising sarins. . . we want to Urik to yon today. Call Jackie Eldrldge for details. 965-7572 8 o.oi.-5 p.m. doily out of Arizona 1 -8 0 0 -2 2 7 -6 6 3 0 lim ite d s p a c e a v a ila b le p rio rity b y d e p o s it State Prti» Page 11 Th ursd ay, Ju ly 9 , 1 9 8 7 classifieds A nnouncem ents ★ N O TIC E * Due to the installation of hew computer equipment, the classified advertising deadline fo r Tuesday, July 14, w ill be Friday, July 10, at 5 p.m. Like the c o n s tr u c tio n - on M ill, th is Inconvenience w ill allow us to serve you better In the future.______________ STATE PRESS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING 965-6731 15 words or less: $2.10fday, 1-4 tim es S2.00fday, 5 0 times S1.90/day, 10+ tlm es 10 cents, each add’l word Autom obiles 1949 Packard, 90% restored, almost funning, *1500. After 7 p.m. or weekends. 966-3282. ___________ 1978 Bonneville Brougham Pontiac, air, new tires, FW, PB, tilt steering. *1800. Jim, 9955714 or Sharon. 9654544. 1963 Cutlass Supreme, 3.8 V6 liter engine, HD transmission, air, PB, cruise. *3700. Jim , 993-6714 or Sharon, 9664544._______________ F b r Rent o r Lease H elp Wanted COMPUTER HACKER to program and revise my Jnformlx-Dos data base. Pay negotiable. 279-3363. ______________ SECRETARY ChexSystems, a fast growing subsidiary of a Fortune 500 com­ pany, has an immediate position available for an experienced secretary, in Tempe. Work in an exciting office environment located in a new facility. The qualified applicant w ill have 1-2 years secretarial back­ ground w ith previous word proc­ essing a n d PC experience. Indi­ vidual must have 65+ wpm accu­ rate typing, dictation equipment and telephone expérience. ChexSystems offers a salary commensurate w ith experience and company benefits. For con­ sideration, phone 829-3015 week­ days between 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. and ask fo r Maggie. ChexSystems 1130 E. University Or. Tempe, AZ 85281 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, a ll amenities, Papago Park II. Summer rates. Eari Ringer, 947-8189.___________ ■ 4 BEDROOM, 1to bath house. Nice yard. Walk to ASU. 1132 W . Laird. *700. . 992-1567. BEAUTIFUL NEW latgd one and two bedroom apartments, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, one block south of University on 6th Street and Gary. Ask about move-ln specials. 968-5238. LARGE, QUIET furnished room, private entrance, kitchenette, private bath. Available for quiet, serious grad student. ASU, 3 m iles. 831-7264.______ LOS PRADOS: Luxurious tw o and three bedroom double-story townhomes now available for lease. Washer, dryer. Contact M itch, 966-1800._____________ NEW 1 bedroom apartm ent,'furnished, waterbed, pool, 2 m iles ASU, *380 month Includes u tilities. 966-1309. SUMMER DISCOUNTS! At Terrace Road Apartments we have two ope­ nings: a large two bedroom, two bath, and a spacious one bedroom, one bath. Laundry facilities, beautiful pool, courteous m anagement, to block from campus, 960 S. Terrace Road. 966-8540. WALK TO ASU, Junior one bedroom, two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 1031 E. Lemon. Bel A ir Apartments, 668-2679, 9334364. EXTRA MONEY is nice, but you can help people tool Donate plasma, for up to *120 per month. First donation' in a calendar week *10, second donation in same calendar week *20 (M-S). New donors receive *2 bonus on first donation. University Plasma Center Associated Bloaclence Inc., 1015 S. Rural Rd., Tempe, AZ. 9666139. Effective until further notice. FULL-TIME TELEMARKETING. Salary plus bonus. 2:30 to 8:30 p.m. Call Cyndle, 8362837.___________________ 1997 Fall Sem ester PRODUCTION DEPT. STUDENT HOURLY JOBS PASTE-UP TECHM CIANII (News Page P aste-U p)- ^ You must h a v td u s Of |obexperience m paste up techniques You wilt assemble and paste-up all of the news page elements: text headlines, outlines and photos Must be accurate and have tlw ability to follow written direction* and be extremely reliable DAYS« HOURS Sun. 230 to 6:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 5 p.m. to approx. 10 p.m. TYPESETTER» You should have das* or job experience operating a phototypesetter You will monitor and process type from two systems concurrently. Some proofreading involved Must be attentive fo detail, be reliable and precise. DAYSAHOURS Sunday 2 to 7 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 5 p.m. to approx. 8:30 p.m. PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IF YOU CANNOT WORK THESE PUBLISHED HOURS. Applicants must pick up a referral fonq from Student Employment in Matthews Center, and a State Press production job sppbcation from the reception desk i t the State Press office, basement ot Matthews Center. Persons selected lor interview wiN be called ter nice. os GOVERNMENT JOBS! Now hiring In your area, both skilled and unskilled. For Hat of Job« and application, 6153832627 ext. J321. __________ ___ Sensuous b a sk e ts filled tdtfi all the goodies you’ll need for the most sensuous bath of your life!! Let us formally deliver It to aoaieaoe ipedal la your life CaB 9 4 1 4 8 8 3 We deliver everywhere! We deliver baskets for every oaasion! FAYMSTIQH GOT BASKET BOtmQUE 1967 16X60 tra ile r Two bedroom, two bath, two awnings, skirting, AC and many more extras. Excellent condition. Take over payments. A fter5,966-8429. ASU SUNSHIELDS wholesale, *149 each, minimum 90; ASU T-shirts, *36 a d eleft. 913-2840600.________ ________ MOBILE HOME for sale: 12x60, two bedroom, two bath. Two blocks from ASU. Cheaper than rent. *9000. 9686383.__________ . - . REMOTE CONTROL racing car, Tamiya "Frog", with Alrtronlca radio. *225 OBO. 967-0901._____________________ H elp Wanted CORNER CAFE now hiring full and part-tim e counter help. Flexible hours .and good working environment. Call 921-0784. 1725 W. University Or., Temps. STUDENTS LOOKING FOR aggressive students to salt Sun Shades to retail stores throughout Phoenix. Commission paid weekly. Must have own transportation. Call Mike Goldman, 8663064 for Interview.__________________________ COMPUTER OPERATOR ChexSystems, a nationwide new account verification ser­ vice for financial institutions, is In need of a computer operator for Its new Tempe location. This position requires an Indi­ vidual who is familiar with the IBM System 36. can work inde­ pendently, and has the ability to lift and carry 50 pounds. Communications experience is helpful. Responsibilities will include performing start-up and shut­ down procedures for duel loca­ tion operation, monitoring and controlling mainframe compu­ ter console and peripheral equipment, and setting up and maintaining work station. If interested, please send re­ sume and salary requirements to: Maggie O'LaUghlln ChexSystems 1130 E. University Dr. Tempe, AZ 85281 Instruction SPANISH TUTOR: Have taught 101, 102, 201, and 202 at ASU.-Experienced tutor also. Call Joe: 968-1585. Now Hiring Immediate positions open for part-time and full-time light industrial workers. Tempe & Chandler Locations P ersonal Services A little Romance? LOVE CONNECTION Doyouknow what happens when you don’t advertise In the State Press? I No Experience Required. Muet have home phone and transportation. C all For Appointm ent 831-1131 ADIA Personnel Services 209 E. Baseline, Suite 105 Tempe EOE • Never A Fee LOOKING FOR delivery help with own scooter. Nights! Call 067-2233, ask for Cart, or apply In person at 401 S. M ill. Paradise P in e._____________________ MAINTENANCE SERVICES in ex­ change for reduced rent for small apartm ent complex in East Phoenix. 4933870. _______ , TELEMARKETING FOR accounting Arm. Work your own hours. Excellent commissions. 246-3564.___________ _ PART TIM E sales representative for accounting firm . Follow-up on qualified leads. Requires sales ability and some accounting knowledge. Earn up to 9250 per sale. 2483564. __________ INQUIRY OPERATORS Jewelry Most exciting way to m eet someone new. CASH FOR gold and diamonds. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104, ____________ _ Tempe. 968-5867. 1 -96047per 6 minute -6 0 0 0 CUSTOM DESIGN and re-mounting. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite , 104, Tempe, 988-5967. M iscellaneous ‘ AVON*- If you are interested in sailing Avon,- please call 842-2782 (leave message). 18-f years only, please. Nothing. M otorcycles_____ 1954 HONDA Elite CH125. Looks good, runs great. Must sell, 9550 or best offer. M ike, 8203505._____________________ 1986 HONDA Spree. Perfect condition, only 400 miles- extras. *475. Call 895-7060. O n Campus WE RE NEW IN T0WNI 9 6 5 -6 7 3 1 Major growth has brought ChexSystems to the Phoenix area. W e have both full-time and part-time employment op­ portunities at our new office. STATE PRESS CLASSIFIEDS We offer you: STATE PRESS P o r Sale Naughty but H elp Wanted ASU MCDONALD'S to open In the Memorial Union. Now hiring friendly, enthusiastic people for new Mc­ Donald's. Flexible hours to fit class schedules. No experience needed, will train. Applications available at In­ formation desk at MU. Contact Paul or Connie, 2730230. __________ The STATE PRESS disclaim s all respon­ sibility for quality and prices of goods and services offered in both classified and display advertising by its adver­ tisers. Various work schedule options. An exciting office setting. Friendly, comfortable atmos­ phere. Positions Involve: Receiving Incoming calls from financial institutions, light typ­ ing on CRT, relaying informa­ tion from our data files. QuaNflcatlona required: Basic typing skills (30 wpm) — will train on IBM CRT. Pleasant phone manner. Dependability. For more information, call Peggy at 829-3015, weekdays 9a.m .-4:30 p.m. Ideal for housewives, stu­ dents and retirees. Personal_______ _ UNPLANNED PREGNANCY - Con­ sidering adoption? Counseling avail­ able with caring staff. We may be able to help with housing „and medical services. If you are considering adop­ tion, we have loving couples who cannot have children and wish to provide a happy, caring home for a child. Call Southwest Adoption Center, Inc. 234-BABY (If outside the Phoenix area, call toll-free 1-800-423-BABV.) 2 *3*4 bedroom condos, townhouses, houses, near ASU for sale and rent. Call Alumnus Robert Bullock, Trencor Realty, 951-5800,8804)460.___________ 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, 2-level townhouee close to ASU. Very low cash down on no qualifying FHA assumable loan. Anxious out-of-state owner. 214-3703328 (Dalles).__________________ . 609 E. Mesquite C ircle, B-106, Tempe. Sharp contemporary townhome for sale. Two bedrooms with lo ft, two full baths, fireplace. In Papago Park Village. Contact Jim Peirce, Russ Lyon Realty, 957-9830. ________________ BE A landlord instead of a tenant. 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse 216 m iles ' to campus. Fireplace, community pool. Only $56,900. Coldwelt Banker, 8398200. Call Dawn.___________. LIKE NEW and close. Spacious, 2 bedroom, 2 bath in Papago Park Village at 1905 E. University. Vaulted ceiling, large balcony. Refrigerator, w/d in­ cluded. $84,000. Karen Ramsey, 2536466, M errill Lynch Realty, 997-7471. - CLASSIFIEDS WORK ONE BEDROOM, one bath condo close to ASU. All amenities, perfect for student. Call 835-6199 or 834-5627. PAPAGO PARK Village. Like new one bedroom near pool, cul-de-sac loca­ tion, earthtone carpet, celling fan and huge master bedroom closet. Low cash to m ortgage. $64,900. C old w ell Banker/Dana Hubbell, 839-8200/8298099. _______ _______ _ FEMALE: 3 bedroom condo. Tennis, pool, fully furnished, washer, dryer. $220/month plus 16 electric. 953-1159, 9920088. — .... ....... — — PERFECT PART-TIME Job, 4:30-9. Q ualified leads make our telemarket­ ing easier. *4/hour + commission + bonuses a *6-10lhour. Our south Scottsdale office Is close to campus., 947-0508. FEMALE NONSMOKER. Southern and Hardy. Call 437-1872 after 6:30 p.m. $200 plus utilities. ____________ . FEMALE NONSMOKER, share large 4 bedroom house 4 blocks from ASU. $180-or $20Q/month plus utilities. Pool, Jacuzzi, w/d, much more. Must have references. Arthur, 988-7283. _______ STU D EN TS NOW H IR IN G 10 P O S ITIO N S Guaranteed *5 Per Hour FEMALE NONSMOKER, own furnished room, near ASU, pool, $175 month, utilities included. 987-1385, Tracy. Telesales Representative* Hours: Mon.-Fri. 4:00-0:15 3M . 8:00-1:30 or 1:30-6:00 FEMALE ROOMMATE, available July. Close to ASU. $135, utilities included. 921-1308. ___________________ We hire students! «One week paid training •Possibility of permanent position •Excellent opportunity •C lose to campus •Broadway & M ill location LOOKING FOR nonsmoking female to . share 2 bedroom apartment in quiet complex near 52nd St. and Thomas. Ten minutes from ASU. $210 per month plus electric. Call Candace at 840-4302 o r941-0602. Call For Appointment 831-1131 ADIA Personnel SsrvicBS EOE • Never A Fee TOT-TIME INSTRUCTORS needed for fall and spring. Progress toward degree In elementary ed. Pre-school ex­ perience desired. Hours MondayFriday, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Salary $4.25-5 per hour. Apply, Dobson Association, 2719 S. Reyes, Mesa, by July 17.831-8314.________ __________ R eal Estate 2 ROOMMATES needed August first. 3 bedroom, 2 bath house, w/d, dish­ washer, fully furnished. $23Q/month, 16 utilities. Call Susan, 987-2327. Located Broadway, McClintocR. _________ PART-TIME (to become full-tim e) bookkeeping for Scottsdale office. Type 60WPM. Cell Toni, 941-3812. SPECIAL EVENTS promotions sales. Valley-wide, full or part-tim e. Straight commission leading to draw and commission. Aggressive, attractive, sales background necessary. Call Gil Schm itt, 947-3704, Call 24 hours Roommate wanted CHEXSYSTEM S PERFECT STUDENT job. Flexible hours. Car wash. 838-9458.______ . •A ll phone numbers No membership fees Free — after listening to today's ads you w ill be able to place your own sererates %Qaisins BEST SELECTION OF M M WEAK !H TOWN!! For Unique Styles I’liis Shorts, Shirts & So u th ern | Accessories , BEACHClUB WEST ► 839-9600 . JSH 219 E. Baseline X Shorts 4 Shirts Tool MALE OR female roommate needed for remainder of summer. Papago Condos on College and Curry, 16 m ile from campus. Furnished, covered parking, washer, dryer. $250+ 16 utilities. 987-7409; leave message._________ _ ROOM IN private home, 1 female student. Everything furnished. Pool, spa, cable, etc. $200/month includes everything. 947-4912.______ . ROOMMATE NEEDED, male preferred. Papago Park One. Bike to ASU. $250 per month. Private room and bath. Furnished, Includes w/d. Call 948-8871. Owner/agent. SHARE CONCEPTS. Choose from reliable roommates and various set­ tings - Gut your expenses dramatically >and share. 967-9233. FREE DIAGNOSTIC testing and tutor­ ing for GMAT, LSAT, SAT, GRE, ACT, SAT. Information on scholarships, grants, loans available. Results are guaranteed. C all nowl 894-9885. National Scholarship Resource In­ stitute, 1000 E. Apache Blvd., Suite 115-116, Tempe.____________________ HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair removed permanently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 829-7829. _____________ MATH TUTORING. Six years ex­ perience from basic math up through calculus. Sharon, 968-1210.___________. Transportation ATTENTION: FREE care to all major cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Drlveaway, 2773879. ________________' CARS AVAILABLE - 21 or older. All States Drlveaway, 992-5200.__________ Travel FLY TO Columbus, Ohio on July 28 for $75. Call 966-6741,8 a.m .-5 p.m._______ Typing $V.25/PAGE. Quick, accurate services. Rush OK. Ray, 275-9787.! $1.50 PER page. Any Type Word Processing. Spelling and grammar corrected. Some graphics available. Call Pebble, 961-1495.____________ ___ 438-9202. Your spelling, punctuation computer checked. Grammar, writing, editing help available. APA and MLA m em ber. S c ie n tific , te c h n ic a l equations professionally done. Costs a little more, but your grade I worth it. Find it in the Classifieds A-1 LETTER quality word processing. $1.25 double spaced page. 32 years' experience. Marian, 839-4269._________ AAA WORD Processing Service. Quick, professional services. Rush ok. Graph­ ics available. Ron, 833-5532, or message._____________ . _______ ACCURATE WORD processing: Theses, dissertations, papers, re­ sumes. Reasonable. High quality work. South Tampa. MaryAnn, 838-4302. ALL WORD processing projects done accurately, promptly, and reliably. Experience with research papers, theses, and dissertation styles. Satisfaction guaranteed. Linda Brewer, 839-7905. __________ ■ CALL ME for fast, accurate, quality service at com petitive prices. Close to ASU. 966-2188.___________________ __ CEREUS WORD Processing. Quality guaranteed. Term papers, dis­ sertations, theses, form letters, re­ sumes, Dictaphone, weekends. 9477798. ___________ _ FAST RETURN: Experienced typist w ill edit spelling, punctuation, and gram­ mar. Accuracy guaranteed. Joan, 8394)772. ________ ‘ . NORTH PHOENIX typing. Dependabie, fast, accurate. Spelling, punctuation checked. Vicinity Cactus and Cave Creek Road. Kathy, 482-8592. SHORT OF TIME? I can help. Rea­ sonable. Professional. Guaranteed. Experienced in academic. Call Jessie 945-5744.________ __________________ SUSAN’S TYPING and Word Process­ ing Service. M cD ow ell/Scottsdale Road area. 945-1500._________________ TOP QUALITY word processing, ac­ curate and professional with reasonable rates. Carol, 987-8342. TYPING SERVICE available. Please call Sandy, 892-1736. _______________ ACCURATE TYPING/word processing. Quality work. 15 years experience. 897-9013. _______________ . WORD PROCESSING, secretarial ser­ vices. 23 years experience. Student discount. SW comer, M iller and Chaparral. 994-8145._________________ W anted HARRIS LABORATORIES, Inc. (Pharma­ ceutical research since 1933)- $$$ Hayfever Sufferers $$$: We are seeking men and women, 19-65 years old, who have Active Hayfever to participate in a study comparing the effectiveness of antihistam ine form ulations. The study requires 3 short visits to our laboratories. Our facilities are located In Phoenix and Scottsdale. A fter hour visits available. Q ualified applicants completing the study w ill receive a $50 stipend. For further information call 437-3386, Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.____________ ______ ________ ___ Page 12 State Pie«» Thursday, July 9,1987 American Continental withdraws support from annual 10K “It was a very difficult decision to discontinue our sponsorship.” The race — estim ated to have cost American Continental an average of $100,000 per y ea r—was held Feb. 28 this year. Hubbard said the development company was spurred in its decision by the Olympic year coming up. “We thought it would be difficult to pull together a good race,” he said. World-class runners attracted to Phoenix by the generous appearance fees included Alberto Salazar, Rob de Castella, John Treacy, Bill Rodgers, M ary Slaney, Zola Budd, Wendy By The Associated Press PHOENIX — Thé sponsor has withdrawn its support of the American Continental 10K, which has produced aloop-course world’s best and was televised nationally three of its five years. t .... “We still believe in athletics,” Bob Hubbard, vice president of American Continental Corp., said. “We just decided that the dollars we spent on a one-day event could perhaps b etter be spent to support a num ber of ongoing operations. Sly and Ingrid Kristiansen. The 1985 race — the last televised — m arked the American road-racing debut of Bm d the year after her celebrated collision with Slaney at the 1984 Olympic Games. Race director Rob Moore said American Continental was involved two years longer than could have been expected of most m ajor sponsors. “I knew from the first day that there would b ea last day; I just didn’t know when,” he said. Moore said American Continental had been a generous sponsor. LOSE YOUR is * lOWR * * ArmadMo? x » x « x « K « x * x x x a * x » x k x x K x x « x » STATE PRESS jy jÆ j X iti n : X ■; / k »■ a x X jK jH x X X X k n - X X x X x H U . X K « Find it with a FREE Lost and Found Ad in the Classifieds x -x X X x X x X n x k m m m k « '» x -X 'X X X X » L i» .. ■ niJiii.. A mJii II». Sm f lu ir s i COLLEGE COUNTDOWN 5 for 1 drink prices 8pm*9pm 6 counting down every hour Got a question about advertising? 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