state press Arizona State U niversity Tem pe, A rizona a C opyright, State Press, 1987 VOI. 12 No. 10 Thursday, July 2,1 9 87 ■NN Ticket scalping Valley ‘hassle’ for papal visit By TRACY SCOTT State Press Robb Lovell, a graduate student, takas W hacky fo ra w alk down the hall. W hacky, a robot built by a group of ASU engineering students, may face dismantlem ent If a guardian Is n o t found fo r him. Sea story page 7. Ticket scalping could be one of many hassles officials w ill face when Pope John Paul II com es to ASU Sept. 14, but preventive steps are being taken, said the papal visit, coordinator. To discourage scalping, tickets w ill not be distributed until one week prior to the papal m ass, said Father John McMahon of the D iocese of Phoenix. Although the ticket distributing system is not “foolproof, the com m ittee has gone to great lengths to prevent it,” McMahon said. Father Tom Kraft, associate chaplain of the All Saints Catholic Newman Center, said he does not anticipate a scalping problem because “m ost people with tickets are going to be happy about going. ” The exact number of tickets available has not been determined yet, but maximum attendance would be 73,000. The stadium w ill hold 68,000 people and a maximum of 5,000 chairs could be placed on the field. Space needs to be provided on the field for the popemobile, and seating must comply with city fire codes, McMahon said. ASU students who are members of the Newman Center or other Valley parishes may be die only students to obtain tickets to the papal m ass. The Newman Center has received approximately 300 tickets to distribute among the parish, and ASU students make up more than 50 percent of the attendance, said K raft Tickets will be distributed among 85 parishes, in Maricopa, Mohave, Yavapai and parts of Coconino and Pinal counties, according to the guidelines set by the Papal Visit Ticket Committee. Tickets w ill be given to parishioners who have devoted the most tim e and energy to the parish, McMahon said. If all the tickets are not allocated, a drawing will be held among the parishioners, with a lim it of two tickets per fam ily. The Newman Center has begun the application process and w ill give tickets to parishioners involved in a church m inistry, Kraft said. The remaining tickets w ill be given to ASU students, he said. Each parish w ill receive tickets equal to 30 percent of their Sunday Mass attendance based on figures from October 1985, McMahon said. Adjustments were made for new parishes and churches in which attendance grew. Non-Catholics desiring tickets for the Mass can write to the Papal Visit Ticket Committee and each request w ill be evalu ated , said M arge Injasoulian, d irector of communications at the Diocese of Phoenix. O fficials fear m asses w ill turn out for p o p e’s service University officials expect that m ors than 250,000 people w ill com e to Sun Devil Stadium Sept. 14 to attend Pope John Paul II’s M ass, but only 73,000 worshippers w ill be allowed inside. That could leave about 177,000 people left out in the intense summertime heat with nothing to do. The University is planning no activities outside the stadium because it wants to discourage m asses of people from coming to Tempe. Eighty-five Catholic parishes in Arizona are distributing the tickets for the Mass, which begins at 6:30 p.m. None w ill be available at the gate. About 500 to 1,000 seats in the stadium w ill be taken by journalists covering the event. Originally the University Activity Center was going to be used as an overflow for the crowd, but U niversity officials decided against it. ^ . . "• inside today “Since the event is going to be televised by KAET-TV (Channel 8) and another Valley station, to have another location where the pope is not physically present did not make a whole lot of sense,” said Jim O’Connel, ASU’s executive director of public events. Despite the more than a year of planning for the pope’s visit, it rem ains unclear how officials w ill handle the thousands of people who probably w ill com e to Tempe on the day of the M ass, thinking that they w ill be allowed to hear the pontiff. “We are expecting a large influx of people from out of state,” said Richard Landreth, assistant director of parking. Father John McMahon, papal visit coordinator of the D iocese of Phoenix, said security w ill be stringent and there w ill be no opportunity to see or hear the pope outside the stadium . O’Connell added, “There w ill be no W HACKY Robot built by engineering students may face “ log off” is a guardian is not found. Page 7. A$U WEATHER Clear skies today w ith an expected high of 109 degrees. The expected low is 79. activity for those who just show up because we don’t want to encourage them .” Information centers, m edical facilities and water facilities will be available to the public, O’Connell said. ASU police w ill be to full-force the day of the pope’s visit with 39 members to handle crowd-control problems, said Lt. Craig Emanuel. In addition, the entire Tempe Police Department, the Secret Service and the Arizona National Guard w ill he on duty to deal with the expected large crowd and the pope’s security. University officials are hoping many of the pope’s followers w ill opt to attend the open papal Mass in San Antonio the day before he com es to the Valley. O’Connell said, “What we’re hoping is that since the San Antonio Mass is before us, is that the pilgrim s who are not able to gets seats w ill go to San Antonio for the The weekend forecast w ill be sunny and dry with high temperatures of 110. Lows w ill be in the 70s. unrestricted papal M ass.” Six of the pope’s nine M asses in the United States will be ticket-only events: Phoenix, Los Angeles, Carmel, Calif., San Francisco, Detroit and Charleston, S.C. People who do not have tickets to the ASU Mass w ill have an opportunity to see him in Phoenix, along his motorcade route on Central Avenue, between Catalina Drive and Thomas Road, or at the Civic Plaza where he w ill address the crowd before he com es to ASU, McMahon said. Since this w ill be the pope’s first visit to the Valley, nothing, including the heat, w ill discourage the public from trying to catch a glim pse of him, McMahon said. The motorcade along Central Avenue w ill begin a t9:40 a.m . while it is still cool to the morning hours, McMahon said. Originally an outdoor Mass was scheduled Turn to PORE, paga 8. Classified ......... ........ .............. .......... 11 Entertainm ent.. ; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : 9 Opi ni on. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Sports ....................... --------------- . . . 10 Bloom Count y. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 State Preti Thursday, July 2,1987 Page 2 by Berke Breathed the w eek________ •The Week section is a daily calendar of events happening on campus at Arizona State University. Any campus club or organization can submit entries to the calendar for publication. 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The program includes The Ladmo Show with Ladmo and Gerald, Ballet Folklórico Mira, Arizona Flairs Boys Gymnastics Team, Aces Dixieland Band and a fireworks display. Tickets are $4 for adults and $2 for children under 12 and are available at Dillards ticket . outlets, Gammage box office and from members of the Kiwanis Club of Tempe. MIRTHFUL ftMMIPS OFPlM TM YieX. for m cnem m bftiftcnc cm se. ftftp ? ..ftUomeYBeueve A TEMPORARY RCCHRISTEN/Nb FORùer me "MONKEY TO T business oftm enterpoop ' woulp b r in ONLY IN YOUR PREMS, m cftpeft. m . 'A £2223 ASU payroll list found, spokesman says University waste disposal policy may change because the circus cam e to town. On Monday afternoon, while covering the unloading of circus elephants at 15th Avenue near 0 » Phoenix Memorial Coliseum, a reporter and a cameraman from Channel 10 cam e across a box containing some computer paper. According to a Channel 10 spokesman, the paper had the nam es, addresses and payroll deductions of high ranking ASU officials and staff, including President J. R ussell Nelson. The paper also had bank account numbers and other information, the spokesman said. Channel 10 reported die discovery Monday night. Jerry Chew of Consolidated Fibres, a recycling plant at 425 S. 15th A ve., said the company regularly buys computer paper from ASU. “It isn’t shredded and it isn’t treated as classified docum ents/’ he said. Chew said the printouts were outside the plant’s main gate but were still on company property when discovered. ASU Director of Personnel Susan Malaga confirmed Wednesday that the computer printouts were payroll deduction records that were sent to Consolidated Fibres to be recycledMalaga said administration officials would look into m aking sure such documents are secured in the future, and. vrill make a recommendation to the Vice President for Business Affairs office. 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Associate Vice President for University Relations Bob E llis said Devine w ill first be looking at existing substance abuse programs on campus and determining how his program will best coordinate with them, Devine is currently attending a three-week training program at the Johnson Institute in Minneapolis, a training center for substance abuse counselors and program directors. President J. Russell Nelson said “the University is pleased to have someone with Dan Devine’s background, qualifications and standing within the community to lead our program of combating substance abuse in our society. ” Devine was head football coach at what w as then Arizona State' College from 1955-57. He went on to coach for the University of M issouri, the Green Bay Packers and Notre Dame. He has been president of the Sun Angel Foundation since 1982. Get PERSONAL. Place a “PERSONAL” classified ad In the STATE PRESS and let someone special know just how special they are. 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He is intelligent, efficient and, above all, loyal. He does not ask the question “why” when he gets a command, nor does he “rock the boat” nor cause a disruption in the ranks. He is a team player, working above all for the success of his fellow soldiers and the preservation of his leader. Bork is, in essence, the perfect m ilitary man. Indeed, it was probably a great loss for the nation that he never went to West P oin t He went to the University of Chicago instead. And while Bork w ill never bear arm s in defense of his country, it is probable that he will becom e the newest member of the U.S. Supreme Court. And if that happens, the soldier that never was could help lead the court in a retreat from the hallowed battlefield where civil rights are contested and personal freedoms are the spoils of war. Bork, a dedicated conservative, is no stranger to the political scene. W atergate aficionados know him well. During the fall of 1973, with the largest scandal in American political history unraveling around him , Richard Nixon still believed he could “plug the hole” of W atergate and turn away the tide of devesta ting revelations that threatened to sweep him from the White House. So when Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox, who w as hot on the trail of the administration’s illegal activities, got the U;S. Circuit Court o f Appeals to order the president to turnover nine of his famous incrim inating ta p es. . . w ell, Nixon had to act And act he did, in brutally fast and effective Nixonian fashion. F ir st he suggested to Cox that they “com prom ise.” The president offered to submit written “sum m aries” .of the tapes, and ordered Cox, “as an em ployee of the executive branch, to make no further attem pts by the judicial process to obtain tapes, notes or memoranda of presidential conversations.” Being a man of principle, Cox balked at this blatant attem pt to obstruct justice and stifle the W atergate investigation. And being a man of contrastingly little principle, Nixon responded with fury over Cox’s refusal to subm it to the ultim ate, tyrannical authority of the president Nixon commanded Cox’s boss, Attorney General Elliot Richardson, to fire the special investigator. Richardson refused. So Nixon fired the attorney general. Then the order cam e down again, this tim e to the next man in lin e—Deputy Attorney General W illiam Rucklshaus: Fire Archibald Cox. Suprise, suprise — there were at least two men with scruples a t the attorney general’s office! Rucklshaus refused, too. So Nixon fired Rucklsbaus. In a rage, and determined to find som eone to fire Cox, Nixon made the third man in line (the solicitor general) the acting attorney general and ordered him to dism iss the investigator. The third tim e proved to be the charm. Cox was finally dism issed. This adm inistrative bloodletting becam e known as the “Saturday Night M assacre” of Oct. 20,1973. And who was the man who w as promoted to attorney general for agreeing to fire Special Prosecutor Cox? Robert Boric, potential Supreme Court Justice. Bork evidently couldn’t or wouldn’t recognize that by bending to Nixon’s w ill and acquiescing to a White House power play and cover-up, he was placing him self in an ethically untenable position. When history records the complicity to the corruption and deceit in the Nixon administration, it w ill note that Richardson said “No,” Rucklshaus said “No,” and Bork said “Y es.” Bork is a former Yale professor; a respected legal scholar with a specialty in constitutional law. Yet despite his reputation and qualifications, he allowed him self to be used as a third-string lackey and errand boy for Richard Nixon. Was he blind to the constitutional abuses of the adm inistration and Nixon’s ' effort to destroy the investigation, or was he sim ply unable to let anything overcome his partisan loyalty to his président? In other words, was Bork sim ply being a good soldier? Or perhaps, in this case, an opportunist? Yesterday, Ronald Reagan nominated Boric to fill the vacancy created by retiring Justice Lewis Powell, who has served as a crucial moderate vote on many of the vital issues the court has considered during the past décade. Now it is up to the Senate to ask som e very tough questions during the confirmation process. Bork needs to answer, if he can, for his actions in 1973. And he needs to prove that he is not a follower or a good soldier, but a judicial leader with no ties and no ideological debts to pay. The Senate must also consider the im plications of confirming a man who criticized the era of the Warren Court, a period of great growth in the area of rights for women and m inorities, as “deeply harmful to the prestigè of law .” Bork has attacked the court under the leadership of Chief Justice Earl Warren for “confusing the desirability of ends with the legitim acy of m eans, perhaps to confuse the idea of law and the fact of power.” There is no question that Bork understands the “fact of power.” He learned about the realities of power and advancement in 1973. But does he understand civil rights? And can we afford to have a man or woman on the highest court in the land who doesn’t? Can w e tolerate a good soldier? Bork w ill probably be confirmed. But in the m idst of investigating the Iran-Contra affair, Congress m ust probe deeply into the background of a man who is no stranger to the m echanics erf a Cover-up and to the benefits of doing what one is told. letters Booting bikes is absurd Editor: I am writing to point out the sheer absurdity of ASU police’s current bike parking policy. B icycles not parked in designated racks are booted and given an $18 ticket. This policy is ludicrous due to the poor design of m ost of the bike racks provided on campus today. % It is a well-known fact that parking in these ‘‘low-to-the-ground” racks dam ages the spokes, because the spokes end up supporting the bike’s lateral weight. More important than that is the fact that the bike fram e cannot be locked to the rack with a Kryptonite-type U-shaped lock. The irony of this is that, on the one hand, the ASU police department strongly recommends locking the bike from to the rack with a U-shaped lock (to deter thieves), and on the other hand does not provide proper racks that would enable us to do so!— As things stand today, the safest (from both the damage and theft points of view) way to park a bike on campus is to lock the fram e, with a U-shaped lock, to an immovable object like a lamp po6t. However, by booting and ticketing bicycles parked in this way, the police department forces one to park one’s bike in a designated rack, thereby making the bike more susceptible to damage and theft. One begins to wonder if the ASU police is working in collusion with bike repair shops and bike thieves! This letter does not purport to make such an insinuation. It is sim ply that I just cannot understand the raison d’etre of the current parking policy. I can understand the booting of bikes that impede handicapped access. Except for that facet, the current bike parking policy should be suspended until: proper racks (for exam ple, like the ones outside the ASU Bookstore) are provided - in sufficient numbers a ll over the campus. Or, w ill the ASU police department please explain the rationale behind their current bike parking policy? 8. Bala Chandran Graduate Student Computer Science Listen up, Liberals! Editor: This is an open letter to all of the “Liberals” who believe that Bernhard Goetz should have been convicted of attempted murder for shooting those four • robbers on the subway. You say it was a racist shooting and a racist verdict. No. Whites also have a right to protect their own lives. And the blacks on the jury also agreed Mr. Goetz was within his rights. You say no one has a right to use violence. Wrong! All 50 states guarantee to every resident the right to use force, or even deadly force, against violent attackers. You say; Mr. Goetz could have sim ply scared the robbers away by waving the pistol a them. Obviously this is not so. They were still there after he shot ode of them. The last two did not run away even after they saw the first two fall. You say the violent defense w ill sim ply. breed a clim ate of fear, and more violence. On the contrary. There had been an average of around 140 “subway incidents” reported per week (before the Goetz incident). Im m ediately after Mr. Goetz’ successful defense, the average dropped to around 80. He saved hundreds of innocent men and women from being robbed or beaten. You say guns “cause” crim e. Well, the “bad guys” are able to get guns regardless of the law (they don’t obey laws, rem em ber?), and they kill and maim with knives, bats, ropes and with bare hands, anyway. When the rest of us can’t get guns legally, we are effectively disarm ed and helpless in the face of hordes of violent crim inals. Decent citizens should push their legislators until R is legally recognized that every sane adult with no felony convictions has the right to carry a defense weapon, openly or concealed, and to forcibly resist violent felonies anywhere he or she has a right to be. GtennJacobs Eagar, Arizona ST A T E P R E S S GREGORY ROBERT KRZOS Editor Managing Editor.......... .................... AMY FRISCHKNECHT Opinion Editor.................................... DARRIN HOSTETLER Art* E ditor............................................CAROLYN NELSON Sports Editor......... ............... . ....................DAVID MILLER REPORTERS: Mika Rowell. Richard Toitzman, Tom Hutchison, Mark Paterson. PRODUCTION: Laighayn Green, Mark McKinney. The Stata Press is punished Tuesday and Thursday during the iummer sessions at Matthews Center, Room 15, Arizona Stats University, Tampa, AZ 85287. Newsroom: 965-2292. Advertising A Production: 965-7572. PHOTOGRAPHER: Saan L Mohr. STAFF ARTIST: Michael Rittar. FREE LANCE REPORTERS: Chuck Hadd. Boh Hailar, Anthony Lobaido, Tod McCoy, Twyla Pumroy. ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: Danielle Carbona, The State Press is the only newspaper exciusiveiypubiished for and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body* State P rê t Page 5 Thursday, July 2 , 1987 Mill Avenue to be ‘more usable’ after repairs, official says By DARRIN HOSTETLER S tate Press Sam L. Mohr/Ststs Press Traffic In,dow ntow n Tam pa la rerouted due to m ajor road construction. The renovations w ill ba com pleted In O ctotwr. Construction on M ill Avenue w ill continue to inconvenience Tempe residents until faH, but the final results w ill be worth the difficulties, a public works official said. Tempe Public Works Director Jim Jones said the aim of the $2.2 m illion project is to make the downtown area “more usable.” “We want to create a more pedestrian oriented atmosphere, with wider sidew alks,” Jones said. The construction and renovation of the avenue, which includes the narrowing of the street and the installation of new landscaping and better lighting, is not scheduled to be com pleted until October. But the city has pledged to at least have the street fully open for traffic by the tim e Pope John Paul H visits Tempe in September. The avenue has already been closed entirely to traffic several tim es, and Jones said m otorists can expect further temporary closures periodically this summer. Mill Avenue has been lim ited to one lane in each direction from approxim ately Ninth Street to the Mill Avenue Bridge since last month. Congestion caused by the lane constriction and the dusty atmosphere has caused concern among area m erchants, who are worried their custom ers w ill find other places to shop during the construction period. The Spaghetti Company, one of the larger businesses on the busy Tempe street, is suffering ill effects from the construction. Manager Dave Hutchens said the restaurant, located at Fourth Street and Mill Avenue, has experienced a custom er drop-off of between 20 and 35 percent since construction began. “The road work has had a very negative effect on business, but we’re trying to combat it by explaining to people who make reservations how to get here and where to park to avoid the m ess,” he said. Jim Minnick, manager of Zia Record Exchange, 420 S. Mill Ave., said his store is faring better than other Mill establishm ents. “ (Business) is a little off, but w e’re doing OK,” Minnick said. “People are finding their way here, and we see all our regulars all the tim e.” “We’re doing a lot better than anyone else on the street.” Hutchens said that he is concerned about the renovation plan, because it calls for the narrowing of Mill Avenue and the rem oval of parking spaces along the side of the road. “Narrowing the street is the last thing w e should be doing,” hesaid. “It has alw ays been a bottleneck for traffic as it is .” But Jones said that in the long run, M ill Avenue merchants will benefit from the construction and renovation. “Many of the businesses along Mill Avenue are geared toward walk-in business, and they w ill be aided by an increase in pedestrian traffic. ” “I hope it w ill help the businesses,” he said. “It’s really going to be attractive around here when w e get done.” B U Y «S E L L •T R A D E Your books at Changing Hands. 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The M ass, and the problems of crowd control, then were moved to SUn D evil Stadium, the V alley’s largest outdoor arena. To alleviate som e of the parking problems a t ASU Sept. 14, classes have been canceled and ASU w ill operate with “bare-bone” sta ffin g , sa id Susan M alaga, the U niversity’s director of personnel. The University considers Sept. M, a Monday, a work day, but adm inistrators are encouraging em ployees to use vacation or compensatory tim e off, Malaga said. The papal visit com m ittee is considering two options regarding the parking situation at the U niversity on the day of the M ass, and a decision w ill be made by Aug. 1, Landreth said. The D iocese of Phoenix could rent the ASU parking lots and only ticket holders would be allowed to park for no charge, or each vehicle could be charged $3 to $5 regardless of ticket status. Landreth said the best approach would be to rent the parking lot because it would assure ticket holders of a place to park. Landreth said he anticipates the parking problems w ill begin before Sept. 14. “H ie lots w ill be monitored beginning Friday night (Sept, l l ) , 24 hours a day, and no cars w ill be allowed,” he said. Alternate lots w ill be provided for resident decal holders, for faculty and staff, and for all decal holders coming to campus S ep t 14, he added. “Lots 51 and 53 m ust be cleared som etim e Monday,” he said. “The Secret Service has advised us that if vehicles are left on these lots they w ill be towed.” Ride a Tube Odwn the Sait River TUBE RENTAL AND SHUTTLE BUS SERVICE A L L -D A Y RATES S6.00 per day per person * group rates available Or Shuttle Bus ticket only S3 ail day • 2.000 tubes for rent * open 7 days a week. 9am-7pm Located 9 miles north at MESA at the junction of Bush and Usery Highways. For more information, phone (602) 984-3605 or write for your free brochure and river map. Authorized by OS. Forest Service. 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Whacky was built as a class project by 15 graduate students in. engineering under the direction of former computer science professor Richard Maderasz, who recently left his post. Unless someone assum es Manderasz’ post and die project, the electronic wheelchair loaned to the department by Disabled Students m ust be returned. Robb Loved, a graduate student in engineering and one of die masterminds behind Whacky said “there are very few people with the technical background to take on this project.” Whacky’s parts — estim ated at $8,000 in value — were either donated, loaned to Maderasz or paid for by ASU students. The robot w as originally designed to be an autonomous vehicle to aid the disabled, but it never reach that level. Lovell said Whacky got its name “because it was alw ays whacking the w alls. ” The robot’s talents include finding its way around the second floor o f the Engineering Research C olter, carrying Opus (the lab m ascot) and saying “Slave ready,” when first “booted up.” But what does Whacky have to say about being on death row? — “What is man? W hat is art? W hat is technology? To b e o rn o tto b e , th a t is the question?” Now that’s w hacky. Reagan appoints Bork to Supreme Court position By Thè Associated Press W À SH IN G TO N — President Reagan picked Robert H. Bork, a staunchly conservative appeals court judge, for a Supreme Court seat Wednesday, risking a bruising showdown with the D em ocratic-ruled Senate over his confirmation. If seated, Boric could be instrumental in helping alter so m e o f th e c o u r t’s landmark decisions, such as a woman’s right ,ttr“ an abortion and the principle o f“" affirm ative action. A n n o u n c in g B o r k ’s"* selection, Reagan praised him as “a p rem ier constitutional authority’’ and said, “His outstanding in te lle c t and unrivaled, scholarly credentials aré reflected in his thoughtful examination of the broad, fundamental issues of our tim es.” • The 60-year-old Bork was file top choice of hardline conservatives to succeed Justice Lewis F . Powell, 79, who announced last Friday he was leaving the bench because of health problems and his age. Bork is b est known nationally for carrying out then-P resident N ixon’s order in 1973 to fire W a te r g a te s p e c ia l prosecutor Archibald Cox after two higher officials refused. At the tim e, he was Nixon’s solicitor general. Reagan called on the Senate to confirm Borii before the court’s new term in October, but Democrats served notice they wanted to exam ine his qualifications thoroughly. Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.. a member of the Judiciary Committee, said, “The S a u te is going to carry out its constitutional role ,:, with probably more scrutiny than anything this decade.” Leahy said he could not e n v isio n B ork b ein g confirmed before Congress’ August recess. He said that with Bork on the nation’s highest court, “his vote w ould determ ine that abortions would not be legal today.* I think w e have to take a look at that.” Bork once said that the Suprem e Court’s 1973 decision legalizing abortion w as “a classic instance” of the court im posing its m o r a lity on lo c a l ju risd ictio n s. He said abortion should be a matter o f local control. # Privately, White House officials said they expected a tough fight in getting Bork’s nom ination through , the Judieiary Committee, and then expected a filibuster from opponents on ; th e Senate floor. The Supreme Court is in recess until October. 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University SECoraéRural &University daily at UNIVERSITY 950 S. M IL L (Across from Gammage) 966-1957 ENROLL with a friertd end the both of you receive 10% discount W /T M s AD 967-2987 entertainment State N et» Page 9 Thursday, July 2 ,1 9 8 7 Hints, delectables and other tangy tidbits from the cluttered flies of the entertainment desk. Theater •Phoenix Little Theatre will present “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” the rollicking musical about the Chicken Ranch, long known as the Lone Star State’s 'prem ier pleasure palace. Miss Mona and her girls entertain politicians, businessmen and even the local football team until a bible-belting TV evangelist shuts the place down. This final installment of PLT’s Summer SIN sation mini-season opens at 7:30 tonight and plays each night through July 11. A Sunday matinee begins at 2:30 p.m., and the theater is dark on Monday. Tickets are $10 and $12 and are available at the PLT box office, 25 E. Coronado Rd. In Phoenix. •T alen ted V alley high school Students w ill be featured In ASU’s fifth annual high school theater workshop production of “The Déath and Life of Sneaky Fitch,” which tells the story of the typical western town populated by typ ical western characters. — with a twist. The show starts at 7:30 tonight and Friday in the Lyceum Theater. Tickets are $3 and are available at the Gammage Box Office and all Dillard’s ticket outlets. The Singer and Sneaky Fitch reflect on life In G opher G ulch In “T he Death and Life of Sneaky F itch,” an ASU Sum m er High School Theatre Workshop production. Lions and Tlgars and Bears: •The 117th edition of the Rlngllng Bros, and Barnum and Bailey Circus has raised the bigtop under Veterans’ Memorial Coliseum through July 12. A special fireworks display is planned to follow the 7 p.m. show on July 4, but King Tusk, a sizable elephant billed as “the largest land mammal traveling the face of the earth,” will turn out for all shows. Showtimes vary each day, but tickets for $6.50, $8 and $9.50 are available at the Coliseum Box Office and all Dillard’s outlets. Pop-ular Demand: •The Scottsdale Center for the Arts will present films by the late Andy Warhol each for three weekends beginning July 10. Such trashy classics “ Heat,’.’ “Andy Warhol’s Dracula" and “Andy Warhol’s Bad” will delight Svant-garde afflcionados and purveyors of the disturbing alike. The screenings w ill begin at 7 each Friday and Saturday night. Tickets are $2.50, $2 for students, and are available at fhe SAGA cinema box office, 7383 ScottadaleM afl. ' M a ir iA m p e P _____. _ Comic sinks teeth into tasty, tuneful takeoffs By TOD McCOY S tate Press There’s a stranger coming to town, one who’s stranger than fiction. Or regular comedy, for that matter. “Weird Al” Yankovic, the undisputed sovereign of m usical satire, w ill appear before the Monkees at 7:30 tonight in the University Activity Center. Yankovic erupted onto die airwaves with songs like “My Bologna,” a parody of the Knack’s “My Sharona,” “Another One Rides the Bus,” a takeoff on Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” and “Eat It,” a taste-ful jibe at Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.” One of the m ainstays of the popular Dr. Demento Radio Show, Yankovic is touring — sort of — to promote his fourth album, Polka Party! which came out tetelastyear. “It’s not real new, but m y latest album cam e out in October,” Yankovic said in a telephone interview from Tucson, where he played Wednesday night. “This is the tour for that album .” Polka P arty l features an attentiongrabbing little number called “Living With a Hernia,” which Is also a video on MTV, as well as a bouncy m edly of current charttoppers set to a polka beat. Besides having released four albums — two of which have gone gold— Yankovic has released one Home Video release (“Weird Al Yankovic: The Compleat Al” ) and a “somewhat made-up” biography (“The AuthorizedAl” ). The reputation Yankovic has acquired of song-spoofing has allowed him to parody som e of the biggest nam es in rock and roll, including Jam es Brown, Huey Lewis, Cyndi Lauper and Madonna — his rendition of “Like a Virgin” (“Like a Surgeon”) stitched him up a nomination for Best Male Perform ace in the 1985 American Music Awards. Yankovic says that m ost performers are generally receptive to the idea of being satirized, although he can’t alw ays do what he wants. “It vanes a lot from case to case, but most people have a pretty good sense of humor about what they do,’' he said. “Michael Jackson w as really terrific. Yet there are a few cases here and there that really give m e a harder tim e. “There are very few people who flat-out don’t want m e to touch their stuff.” Yankovic says the deranged im age he projects is not a separate personality, but rather as much a part of him as, say, his Hawaiian-print shirts. “It’s not a totally different character,” he said. “I’m pretty much that way all the tim e. „ “Sometimes people see me shopping for groceries and they com e up to m e and act disappointed, like ‘How com e your not bouncing off the w alls?’ “ ‘I’m buying broccoli! Do you mind?’ ” Broccoli aside, Yankovic has been honing his warped perspective since he was a teen­ ager, when he concocted m aterial and sent it to the Dr. Demento show. “He definitely got m e started,” Yankovic said of the educator-cum-comic-connoisseur radio host. “I wouldn’t be making a living at this today if it weren’t for his early exposure and help.” — “He started playing m e on the radio when I was 15 or 16 years old, from a home-made tape I made in m y bedroom,” Yankovic said. The recording equipment may have been rudimentary, but som e of Yankovic’s funniest work has originated in some strange-r if appropriate so — places. For instance, “My Bologna,” Yankovic’s first big hit, was recorded in a dormitory bathroom at C alifornia P olytechnic Institute in San Luis Obispo, Calif., where Yankovic was studying to become an architect. “ (My first recordings) were horrible,” he said, “but (Demento) saw a spark of creativity in there and continued to play me. I continued writing songs through college.” “Comedy and m usic have alw ays been two main hobbies and interests, but I never thought that was what I was going to be doing for a living,” he said. “In fact, I had a day job (in a m ail room) up until the point where I had a song on the Billboard charts, then I decided it was about tim e to be full-tim e Weird Al. ” And full-time means exactly that. “We do basically a tour a year,” he said. “We didn’t tour at a ll last year because I was busy writing a m ovie script (for New World Pictures) and doing the Polka P arty album.” Other projects included a role in one episode of TV’s “Amazing Stories” and an appearance in “Comic R elief,” an HBO fund-raiser for America’s hom eless. With th is year shaping up to b e ju st a s busy, Y ankovic has lim ited the P olka P arty 'T ou r to three m onths. “ (T ouring) is kind of b ra in less,” Yankovic said. “I mean you gotta let other people think for you, tell you when to go to sleep and when to eat your macaroni. “Three months is long enough. Beyond that it gets a little old. You have an urge to go back home and water your plants.” Not to mention the pangs that accompany moviemaking. Y ankovic would not rev ea l any information on the script he is writing, except that it is a comedy with a storyline including “a cross between ‘Gandhi,’ ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ and‘The Terminator.’ ” In the meantime, Yankovic can occupy him self with the finishing touches on his own parody version of Prokofiev’s “Peter and the Wolf” for CBS Masterworks. The album, with m usical accompaniment from Wendy Carlos, w ill be released in conjunction with the 50th anniversary of classic children’s play. “I just finished m y voice tracks before I left for the road, so they’re in the hands of Wendy,” Yankovic said. “She’s going to start this summer doing the m usic for it, and it should be out som etim e early next year. “It’s kind of like a fun idea. It’s a real departure, it’s not a ‘Weird AT album, just a real strange treatment of a popular children’s record. “I don’t know exactly who it’s going to appeal to because it is a children’s record, kind of bizarre.” What else should be expected from a man who was once quoted as saying that his purpose in life was- to “slam a stapler into the forehead of American pop culture”? And how hard does he want to slam it? “Enough to leave a m ark,” he replied. “That’s all I’ve really been trying to do. “I m ean, I don’t want to draw blood, just leave a crease.” Yankovic’s plans for the future of culturestapling are sketchy but are destined to include another Weird Al-bum. Yankovic is uncertain about what the next mentally-slipped vinyl disc w ill hold, but he intends to keep balance between original m aterial and parodies. “The parodies, to this point have still been the m ost recognizable,” he said, “so a quest of m ine has been to write som e originals that people can pick upon.” Audiences can pick up on “Weird Al” tonight at UAC. Tickets for the “Weird Al” Yankovic/M onkees show are $12.50 and $15 anda re available at Dillard’s ticket outlets. sports Exercise ■' • State Press Thursda^jrtyatW 7 Page 10 |H§pppj $pp/ jllp, h^WW ffif 7 •' ;; •: - V -' • ¿«fi? ' i gisSL, ' Adaptive intram urals rehabilitate injured, disabled students Anthony Lobaido Sports Reporter While traveling through the often impersonal world of ASU, I happened upon a true jew el on the campus. The Adaptive Intramural Physical Education Program, which serves the needs of the physically challenged, both permanently and temporarily, is a resource you m ay want to take advantage of. The adaptive program began in 1974, and achieved full­ tim e status in 1978. The director of Intramural Sports, Keith Jacobson, launched the program with the belief that it would be of great service to the ASU community. The program is run by John Figy, who along with his trained student-staff, work diligently to design individual therapeutic exercise programs for those who have been injured. Figy received his BS from Arizona State in Leisure Studies. His expertise ih rehabilitation, equipment design and therapeutic m odalities, have given ASU a top-flight facility which is second to none. “Our sta ff has developed a new ex ercise system w e ca ll the ‘freedom m achine, ’ ” he said. “Its a four-sided aparatus that can be used by any disabled person, w ith any artificial lim b.” F igy explained the im portance of research on such d evices. “When you im prove a d evice for the p hysically challenged, you’re actually m aking it better for everyone. ” The term “physically challenged” applies to any temporary or long-term injury that lim its major life activities, including walking, seeing, hearing, learning and working. A sprained ankle, tennis elbow or sore back, if not rehabilitated properly, can develop into chronic, nagging injuries. The adaptive program finds its base in the “total health” philosophy. “Health embodies not only physical well-being, but intellectual, emotional and spiritual as w ell,” Figy explained. As Eddie Murphy would say, “I went deep, deep .deep, deep undercover” for this story. I brought twisted knee and sore rotator .cuff to the adaptive center to begin the rehab process. I quickly learned that the staff was more than willing to design a personal program for me, and they gave much needed encouragement along the way. H ie outstanding trait of this .program is the painstaking care the staff w ill take to correctly diagnose your condition. You’ll find its much different from the usual visit to the doctor. You won’t feel pressured to explain your situation as quickly as possible, ami you certainly are not just another number.______ ___----- ....... The human body p ossesses incredible regeneration pow ers. You already have the potential to rehabilitate your injuries. G etting started is the hardest part, but once the process begins, the gain s w ill be significant. The adaptive program serves over 500 people per week during the fall and spring sem esters. It has the capability to help a great deal more. Sonny Alvarado works on the ASU Planning and Construction staff. He cam e to the adaptive center in an attem pt to cure his tendonitis. Figy prescribed a ‘finger S tew Montagna takes advantage of the facilities offered by the A daptlw Intram ural Physical Education program. traction glove’ which exercised the injured m uscles. “In less than two weeks m y injury improved 50 percent,” he said. Slyvia Lee is confined to a wheelchair because of an injury she received in a car accident. While in the hospital her arms atrophied— the loss of motor skills. The adaptive center w as there to help. “The strength program I use has developed m y upper-body strength. Its really made everyday life a little easier,” Lee said. “The staff is so supportive, the friendliness . . you get the feeling that everybody is pulling for you.” — ----Senior finance major David Umbriano is a member of the student staff. When he left his clam digging in Rhode Island to com e to ASU, he had no idea how his life would be enriched by those he would help. “Its a great feeling to see other people reach their goals,” hesaid. “You see people develop a totally new outlook on life once they gain freedom from their pain. Its extrem ely important that w e let the students know we are here, ready to help them .” With the facilities, equipment and staff, the adaptive program has the tools nessessary, to accom plish its aim . However, according to Jacobson, these are not the m ost important ingredients. “John is the difference, the equipment is secondary,” he said. F igy is too humble a man to take the credit for the success of the program. He realizes its a team effort. “1 believe that this is where the good lord wants m e to be. This is not just a job. This program is about helping people get w ell,” he said. Figy also runs die individual PE 105,205 and 305 Adaptive Activity classes. These courses can be taken by anyone with a physically challenging condition who wants to get credit for their rehab program. With this fantastic facility on our cam pus, the chance to finally rid yourself, at no cost, of your ailm ents is at your fingertips. Take advantage of the opportunity. As for the incredible amount of caring, hope and love you’ll find at the center, w ell as they say, “That’s som ething you can’t put a price tag on.” Boxing: just a manly sport that pays big bucks? people, lots of money, money, money. It’ll be the biggest yet. Mmm. Maybe som e blood splattered on a TV cam era lens or on a fur coat in the front row. Yeah, a big gate. Mmm. Can you taste it?” Last December Trevor Berfoick got beat up. Real bad. The culprit was Mike Tyson, and it w as one of his usual fights. He had the chance to make ugly faces, ugly hooks and make a com pletely ugly m ess of his opponent. In fact, after two short rounds of this heavyweight bout, Berbick was so ugly that Lome Greene wouldn’t agree to appear with him in a post-fight comm ercial. That’s pretty ugly. That’s also pretty damn stupid. And it’s not Mike Tyson’s fault. He’s just the current heavyweight bruiser captivating boxing’s collective imagination. It was a comment he made in “Sports Illustrated” that made m e wonder about the legitim acy of boxingf He said: “I kept hitting him in the ear. I wanted to pop his eardrum.” Whew. The guy should really learn to express him self and say what he feels. As mad as I’ve been at som e people, I don’t think I ever wanted someone’s eardrum to pop. If m y next-door neighbors keep stealing my newspaper I think 1’U invite them over for a ritual voodoo cerem ony, but I promise to leave them their hearing,,. I swear. I’ll leave it in a little bag and . ’ And these two guys clim b into the ring and, for the love of money, look for that opening or weak spot — like a cut or som e sw elling—and b y to turn someone else into dog chow. I’m sorry. That’s disgusting. But so is beating the hell out of som eone for a profit. “Aha,” he says, “it’s a profit gam e.” Yup, yup, yup. Mike Tyson m akes truckloads of money. It’s no secret. And back at his hometown gym where he was voted m ost likely to spend cash frivolously, there are tons of guys Waiting for their shot, and taking their best shots in the hopes of attracting the attention of the vipers in the promotion Offices. Now those guys make money. Just ask Don King. Does he think women dig his hair? Guys like Don King set up fights between guys like Tyson and Berbick and when they get a big attraction like the Tyson/Berbick fight or the probable Tyson/M ichael Spinks showdown, they Uck their lips. “Yeah,” they think, “lots of They win when another person reaches unconsciousness, or if the judges think they hit the other person in the face more tim es than the opponent hit theirs. They lose if they’re unable to stand up for a count of ten. Sounds like a great way to spend a Saturday evening. Where do I sign up? Now, adm ittedly, boxing is probably the most m anly of sports. And m ost boxers are probably not in it prim arily for the money, although it’s probably a darn good consolation for getting your lips rattled. Just remember the words of Leon Spinks: “I ain’t got no teefus and I ain’t got no driver’s licence, but I sho got spending money. ” But when you look at the fighters and the promoters it’s obvious who’s making the real money. And the’promoters aren’t about to risk their “teefus” to keep making it. You can bet on it. State Prew Page 11 Thursday, July 9,1987 classifieds Announcements AUDITIONS Paid Cast Road Shows: Hello Dolly, Pippin, Pirates of Penzance, King & I, Real Inspect Hound, Joaeph.Dreamcoat Info & Appt • AZ REP. THEATRE. 837-2379 For Sale 1987 16X60 traile r Two bedroom, two bath, two awnings, skirting, AC and many mora extras. Excellent condition. Take over payments. A fter 5,966-6429. N a u g h ty b u t n ic e . Automobiles 1966 MERCEDES 230S 4-door wagon, AT, 8-cyt., body and -'engine In good condition. $1790 OBO. 967-1920 or 292-0118. ___________ ________ 1974 CAPRICE 4-door. Reliable, great AC, Immaculate Interior. $999 OBO. 438-2006evenings._______ __________ 1974 VW Superbeetle. Very good condition, very olean car. Must sell, need larger car. Call Sharon, 829-7191. 82300QBP. ____________ 1979 PONTIAC Grand Prix. Good running condition. $900 fla t. Must sell. Cell Tom, 6290696. __________ DATSUN H U , 7 9 , AC, good stereo, new tires and brakes, 90K, runs w all. Dan, 839-9096. -■ ■- ;/ ■- -___________ Sensuous baskets filled with all the goodies you’ll need for the most sensuous bath of your life!! let us formally deliver It to someone special In your life CaO 9414883 We defter everywhere! We deliver baskets for every occasion! FANTAS11QISOFTBASKETBOtJlIQtJE B u sin ess Opp. Help Wanted ADD AT least $800 part-tim e to your current monthly Income. No inventory. No selling. Are you ourfous? Call Allyn at 73Q0673or Todd a t 962-1231. CORNER CAFE now hiring fu ll and part-tim e counter help. Flexible hours and good working environment. Call 9216784. 1729 W. University Dr., Tempe. __________________. Ease your M arch, use the Classifieds F o r Rent o r Lease 2 BEDROOM, St bath, all am enities, Papago Parte It. Summer rates. Earl Ringer, 9 4 7 6 1 6 8 . __________ 4 BEDROOM, 114 bath house. Nice yard, w att to ASU. $700 month, one yearleeae.882-1967. AAA. BUY your own condo and roomy one bedroom could be converted to two bedrooms. $1299 down with monthly payments of $309 PI a t 10 118% for 30 years. On Price and Unlvarelty. Call Raa Lynn, Realty Executives, 663-2688. __________ ___ Deal Yourself In to the State Press! DEVIL HOUSE Is now accepting applications for doormen. Must be 21 years of age, be personable and work well with the public. Apply in person, 11-8, Monday through Friday at 430 N. Scottsdale Rd._____________________ . FASHION M ERCHANDISING /sales. Need salesperson for new specialty store In Tempo. 3916788. ________ FULL-TIME TELEMARKETING. Salary plus bonus. 2:30 to 8:30 pun. Call Cyndle, 839-2837. _____________ STUDENTS Now Hiring Im mediate p o sitio n so p e n fo r part-tim e and fu ll-tim e lig h t industrial workers! Tempe A Chandler Locations No Experience Required. M ust have home phone and transportation. C a ll For A ppointm ent 831-1131 ADIA Personnel Services 209 E. Baseline, Suite 105 Tempe EO E • Never A Fee GOVERNMENT JOBS! Now hiring In your area, both skilled and unskilled.. For list of Jobe and application, 618383-2627 ext. J321 Buy 3, Get 1 Free 965-6731 IAUTIFUL NEW large one and two bedroom apartm ents, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, one block south of University on 8th Street and Gant- Ask about m w e-ln specials. 968-9238. LOS PRADOS: Luxurious two and three bedrobm double-story townhomee ndw available fo r lease. Washer, dryer. Contact M itch,986-1800._____________ NEAR ASU. Large 3 or 4 bedroom house. Pool, AC, fireplace, patio. Lease $860.9916848. _____________ SUMMER DtSCOUNTSI A t Terrace Rpad Apartments we have two ope­ nings: a large two bedroom, two bath, and a spacious one bedroom, one bath. Laundry facilities, beautiful pool, courtaoua management, I t block from campua. 980 8 . terrace Road. 9666840. WALK TO ASU, lunlor one bedroom, two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 109$ E. Lemon. Bat A ir Apartments, 988-2679, 933-4364. . LOOKING FOR aggressive students to sell Sun Shades to retail stores throughout Phoenix. Commission paid weekly. Must have own transportation. Call Mike Goldman, 8666064 tor Interview. LOOKING FOR delivery help with own ' scooter. Nightsl Call 967-2233, ask fo r Cart, or apply In person at 401 S. M ill. Paradise Pizza. ________ NEED MONEY! B e the first to sell guaranteed no-run pantyhose. W ill come to ASU. 16844829. PART-TIME PROGRAMMERS wanted. Work near ASU. Perfect for students. Expertise with Basic and Pascal required. $6 an hour. Contact Paul, Reality Simulations, 9676424. . TELEMARKETING FOR accounting firm . Work your own hours. Excellent commissions. 2 46 3 9 84 ._______ _____ PART TIM E sales representative for accounting firm . Follow-up on qualified leads. Requires sales ability and soma accounting knowlsdga. Earn up to $290 per sals. 2493664. ______________ PART-TIME (to become full-tim e) bookkeeping for Scottsdale office. Type 80WPM. Call Tool. 941-3812. MOBILE HOME ter PERFECT PART-TIME Job, 4:306. Qualified leads make our telemarket­ ing easier. $4/hpur + commission + bonuses = $6-10lhour. Our south Scottsdale office Is close to campus. 9470806. ^ QUEEN BOX spring and m attress, $40. OBO; Rotel direct-drive turntable, $19 OBO. 438-2008 evanlnns. SPECIAL EVENTS promotions sales. Valley-wide, fu ll or part-time- Straight commission leading to draw and commission. Aggressive, attractive, sales background necessary. Call Oil Schm itt. 9473704.__________________ For S a le sale: 12x80, two bedroom, two bath. Two blocks from ASU. Cheaper than rent. $9000. 9685383. ' ___ * ' O K Help Wanted STATE PRESS (Fall 87): Paste-up Technician II: News page paste-up. You must have class or Job related experience In paste-up techniques. You w ill assemble and paste-up a ll of the news page elements: text, headlines, cutlines and photos. Must be eccurate and have the ability to follow written directions and be extrem ely reliable. Days and hours: Sunday 2:306:30 p.m.; Monday-Thursday 9:30 p.m. to ap­ proximately 10 p.m. Please do not apply If you cannot work these hours. Pick up referral form from Student Employment and production job ap­ plication from the reception desk at the S tate Press o ffic e , basem ent, Matthews Center. STUDENTS NOW HIRING 10 POSITIONS Guaranteed $5 Par Hour ' Totoaalee Rapraaantathraa Hours: M on.-Frl. 4:00-9:15 Sat. 8:00-1:30 or 1:30-6:00 We hire students! •O ne week paid training •Possibility off permanent position •Excellent opportunity •Close to campus •Broadway & M ill location Call For Appointment 831-1131 The STATE PRESS disclaim s all respon­ sibility for quality and prices of goods and services offered In both classified and display advertising by Its adver­ tisers. Personal Personal IS IT possible to Increase your Intelligence? Call 284-2381■__________ A little Romance ? LOVE CONNECTION TELEPH O N E BU LLETIN BOARD Most exciting way to meet someone new. 1-976-6000 608 per minute ■All phone num bers N o m em bership fees H eal Estate Call 24 hours BODY, M IND, spirit. W hich are you? Cell 264-2381. __________ __________ CAN YOU revive your goals? Call 284-2381.__________________________ Find it In the Classifieds HOW CAN drugs alter your personalIty? Call 264-2381._________ , ■ TEM PE AND M esa. S e v e ra l townhomee. Take over payments of under $528 monthly with only $3000$5000 down. Dean Olds, Tredewlnds Realty, 820-4602,820-3333.___________ TWO BEDROOM, two bath condo. Nice condition. Owner must sell. Low CTM. 920-2009. , ■ ____________ ______ ï Jew elry CASH FOR gold and diamonds. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104, Tem pe-9886967. _____________ FOR SALE' Honda Spree scooter, like new, driven only 2800 m iles. Call Ike Mendel, 8396302. ___________ __ O n Campus_____ 965-6731 STATE PRESS CLASSIFIEDS Personal 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, 2-level townhouse close to ASU. Very low cash down on no qualifying FHA assumable loan. Anxious out-of-state owner- 214-3703328(M ie s )._______________________ ONE BEDROOM, one bath condo close to ASU. All am enities, perfect for student Cell 8356190 o r834-8627. Do you know what happens when So u don’t advertlM n the State Press? Motorcycles 2 *3 *4 bedroom condos, townhouses, houses, near ASU for sale and rent. Call Alumnus Robert Bullock, Trancor Realty, 9516800,8600480.__________ BIKE TO ASU. 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo. 882,900. Furnished. W ill con­ sider leasefpurchase. Call Wanda at Red Carpet Lowe, 8336871. Evenings, 964648ft ______________ ___ THE LOOP, a new fast-food concept In a totally authentic setting of yesteryear Chicago. P.T. male or fem ale positions. Apply 11 a.m.-11 p.m. dally. S.W . corner Lemon and Terrace, Tempe. •________ Nothing. $1800 DOWN, take over payments. Two « bedroom, two bath condo. Bike to M U . Dean Olds, Tredewlnds Realty, 8204602,6203323._____________________ 600 E. Mesquite Circle, B-106, Tempe. Sharp contemporary townhome for sale. Two bedrooms with lo ft, two full baths, fireplace. In Papago Park Village. Contact Jim Peirce, R uts Lyon Realty. 9676630;_______ ____________ STATE PRESS (Fall 87): Typesetter II: You must have class or Job related ' experience operating a phototypeset­ ter. You w ill w ill m onitor and process type from two systems concurrently. Some proofreading Involved. Muat be attentive to detail, be reliable and precise. Days and hours: Sunday 28:30 p.m.; Monday-Thursday 9 p.m. to approximately 8 3 0 p.m. Please do not apply If you cannot work these hours. Pick up referral form from Student Employment and production Job ap­ plication from the reception desk at the S tate Press o ffic e , basem ent, Matthews Center. ___________ •A VO N *- If you are Interested |n selling Avon, please call 842-2782 (leave message). 1 8+ years only, please. UNCENSORED INSTANTLY UPDATED 954 per minute Free — after listening to today's ads you w ill be able to place your own EO E • Never A Fee M iscellaneous •Adult Messages •Introductions •Personals •Rendezvous •Fantasy 1-976-6600 ADIA Personnel Services CUSTOM DESIGN and re-mountlng. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 8 . M ill, Suite 1Q4.Tstnpe. 9686967. IS IT possible to have a happy, lasting relationship? Cell 264-2381. •Unequal selection •Latest sensations •Radical to regular •WE CARRY SWIM SEPARATES S outhern MCACHCIVt WIST 839*9600 219 E . Baseline £ § l B a seline SHORTS&SHIRTSTOO! July 4th Sale 20-50% OFF Entire Store Ends 7-3-87 b ria n ... GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINALS! H appy A nniversary Q uly 3 ). H ave a g re a t d a y . . . I m iss you. lo v e a lw a y s, KATHY Services FRESHMAN COMPOSITION tutoring. W ill also edit, proofread, and type papers. Reasonable rates. MA In English with four years teaching experience at ASU. Call Susan, 9676018. COMPUTERS FOR RENT IB M com patibles Low est price CALL Tempe 921-0980 Phx. 371-8857 HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair removed permanently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located In Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 820-7820.___________________ IS YOUR place In need of a paint Job? If yes, call Cousin’s Fainting for e professional Job w ith a college budget In mind. Paul, 006-7424. __________ MATH TUTORING. Six years ex­ perience from basic math up through calculus. Sharon, 968-1210. Transportation ATTENTION: FREE cars to all major cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Driveaway, 2776079.___________________________ CARS AVAILABLE • 21 or older. AH States Driveaway, 992-5200.__________ Travel FLY TO Columbus, Ohio on July 28 for $75. Cell 9656741.8 e jn .6 p .rn ._______ Typing $1.50 PER page. Any Type Word Processing. SpelHng and grammar corrected. Some graphics available. Cell Pebble. 961-1495.__________, 438-9202. Your spelling, punctuation computer checked. Grammar, writing, editing help available. APA and MLA m em ber. S c ie n tific , te c h n ic a l equations profasslonally done. Costs a little more, but your grade Is worth It. Roommate W anted A-1 LETTER quality word processing. $1.25 double spaced page. 32 years experience. Marian, 8394209._________ FEMALE: 3 bedroom condo. Tennis, pool, fully furnished, washer, dryer. $220fmonth plus VS electric. 953-1156, 992-0088. _____________ A-1 RESUMES professionally written and printed. Your resume Is their drat Impression. Word processing also available. 9684670._________________ FEMALE NONSMOKER to share 3to bedroom, 2 batl fum lshedhouse, pool, WD. Call 0 9 4 -4 9 8 9 ,_________________ AAA WORD Processing Sendee. Quick, professional services. Rush ok. Graph­ ics available.— Ron, 833-5532,— or message.__________________________ FEMALE NONSMOKER. Southern and Hardy. Call 437-1872 after 6:30 p.m. $200 plus utilities. ___________ FEMALE ROOMMATE, available July. Close to ASU. $135, utilities Included. 021-1306. __________ LOOKING FOR nonsmoking female to share 2 bedroom apartment In quiet complex near 52nd St. and Thomas. Ten minutes from ASU. $210 per month plus electric. Call Candace a t 8406302 o r9416602. _______________ MALE OR female roommate needed for remainder of summer. Papago Condos on College and Curry, to m ile from campus. Furnished, covered perking, washer, diyar, $250+ to utilities. $67-7409, leave message.____________ M /F ROOMMATE wanted to share nice 4 bedroom, 2 bath house. CollegefB roadway area $22Wmonth + to utilities. 966-2427 or 9653644 days, 8396054 evenings. Nonsmoksrs only. ACCURATE W ORD processing: Theses, dissertations, papers, re­ sumes. Reasonable. High quality work. South Tempe. MaryAnn, 8384302. ALL WORD processing projects done accurately, promptly, and reliably. Experience w ith research papers, theses, and dissertation styles. Satisfaction guaranteed. Linda Brewer, 839-7905.________________________ _ CALL ME for fast, accurate, quality service at com petitive prices. Close to ASU. 968-2186. ____________________ CEREUS WORD Processing. Quality gu aranteed. Term papers, d is­ sertations, theses, form letters, re­ sumes, Dictaphone, weekends. 9477796.__________________ ___________ FAST RETURN: Experienced typist w ill edit spelling, punctuation, and gram­ mar. Accuracy guaranteed. Joan, 9396772. _________________ ___ - ROOM IN private home, 1 female student- Everything furnished. Pool, spa, cable, e ta $200fmonth includes everything. 947-4912. ______________ NORTH PHOENIX typing. Dependable, feat, accurate. Spelling, punctuation checked. Vicinity Cactus and Cave Creek Road. Kathy, 4826892._________ ROOMMATE NEEDED, m ale profaned. Papago Perk One. Bike to ASU. $250 per month. Private room and. bath. Furnished, Includes w/d. Call 9453871. Ownerfapent.________ , __________ SUSAN’S TYPING and Word Process­ ing Service. M cDow ell/Scottadale Road area. 948-1800.________________ SHARE CONCEPTS. Choose from reliable roommates and various set­ tings - cut your expanses dramatically and share. 9676233. ________ Services FREE DIAGNOSTIC testing and tutor­ ing tor GMAT, LSAT, SAT, GRE, ACT. SAT. Information on acholarehlps, giants, loans avallabia. Results are guaranteed. C all now l 694 9695. National Scholarship Resource In­ stitute, 1000 E. Apache Blvd., Suite 115-116, Tempe.__________ _ TOP QUALITY word processing, ac­ curst* and professional with reason­ able ratsa. Carol, 9676342.___________ TYPING SERVICE avallabia. Please cell Sandy, 892-1738.________________ ACCURATE TYPINGfword processing. Quality work. 15 years experience. 867-9013.______________________ _ WORD PROCESSING, secretarial ser­ vices. 23 years experience. Student discount. SW com er. M iller and Chaparral. 904614».________ ________ WORD PROCESSING: Papers, re­ sumes, theses. Accurate and reliable, ru n i i i i i i i r« n in ili m n WMII Page 12 Statt Preis T huredj^ Jul^ J^ l m m i¥ Iw mm U Wm:iMJ H M. i& [* n i L ■ WËÊÈ h ■ i : ' 'll Ik I 1 I •Wz :;;í- Available at: Ipine Ski & Sports CORNER BROADWAY & McCLINTOCK, TEMPE STORE ofiA.oriSfi SSI M H HHOURS: HH 968-9036 MON.-FRI. 9:30-9 SAT. 9:30-6 SUN. NOON-5