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Arizona State University
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Tu esday Ju n e 30,1987

® C o p yrig h t, S tate P ress, 1987

Voi. 12 No. 9

$22.3 million needed for
ASU utility improvements
By MICHAEL ROWELL
State Prees
The University needs roughly $22.3
m illion for improvements on its utility
system, a U niversity officia l said, adding
that $9:5 m illion of it must be completed
within the next two years to service new
buildings on campus.
V ice President fo r Business A ffairs Victor
Zafra said a consultant’s prelim inary
recommendation is fo r the upgrading of the
entire U niversity utility system, including
services to new buildings.
But the study could not be completed until
the demands placed upon the utility system
by new building requirem ents was
determined, he said.
“ You can’t hire a consultant to do a study
of a system until you’ve defined it to some
extent,” he said. “ The consultant has to look
at the systems-wide implication. ”
Zafra said .there has been a need to
upgrade the U niversity’s Central Plant and,
service lines thoughout the campus fo r some
time.
“ I f w e didn’t have any new buildings w e’d
(s till) have to do this,” he said.
Zafra sa id ' the first phase of the,
consultant’s recommendations would be
necessary to provide the new buildings with
services, at a cost o f roughly $9.5 million.
Zafra and Regent Herman Chanen said
the necessary funding fo r the first phase
would be obtained.
Chanen, chairman of the regents capital
review comm ittee, said several possible
funding sources have been suggested,
including financing from local industries
such as Arizona Public Service, obtaining
money from other building projects,
U niversity funds, or requesting funds from
the legislature.
House Speaker Joe Lane and House
M ajority Leader J im R atliff, said they w ere
not warned of a potential need fo r funds.

R atliff, R-Sun City, said there is virtually
no chance the m atter can be brought up
during the upcoming special session.
Lane, R-W illcox, said “ they should have
forewarned us that it was going to come
up.”
The U niversity requested, but was denied,
roughly $11 m illion in bonding authority for
C entral P la n t u pgrading from the
Legislature, Zafra said.
Sen. Doug Todd, R-Tempe, said the
bonding b ill was “ never heard” in an
attempt to create an atmosphere, of
cooperation with Gov. Evan Mecham over
funding of the state’s universities.
“ A t leadership’s suggestion the bonding
b ill was never brought up,” he said.
Chanen said the regents had an indication
that the utilities would need to be upgraded
fa r several months.

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“ This is not something that was just
dropped on us in the last few weeks,” he
said.
Chanen said he recommended the
U niversity request authority to begin
contracting the w ork necessary fo r
completion o f the first phase at the July
regents meeting.
Chanen said it “ would have been nice” to
receive bonding authority from tbe
legislature, but he is certain there is
adequate tim e to get the system upgraded
before the new buildings are finished.
Zafra s a id ' the design work fo r the
upgrading needs to begin by August. He said
utilities within the new buildings have
already been budgeted for.
Associated Students ' Executive Vice
President said his “ gut reaction” is that
there is a lack of planning on campus
regarding construction.
“ W e (a t AS ASU ) think there is too much
construction going on at the University, and
that is a m ajor concern of ours.”

I tawt I taw a puddytat
Jonathan Amprtestar, senior history ma|or, takas a break from classes at the fountain on Cady Mall
to spend time with his 11-year-old Cockatlel, Tippy.

Poll ranks A S U clo se to U A for quality education
By DARRIN HOSTETLER
State Press
The public believes ASU and UA are running neck-andneck when it. comes to providing a “ quality education,”
according to a survey of Arizona residents.
The Arizona Republic conducted a telephone poll of 801
Arizonans, age 18 and older, between A pril 30 and M ay 4. Tbe
results show that 28 percent o f three surveyed think U A is
providing the best education o f the three state universities.
ASU ranked a close second with 27 percent.

27%

compare on a national level and what is our national
reputation?”
- Augustus Cotera, the assistant to NAU President Eugene

Arizona Stato UnNaraNy

Hughes, also down-played the importance of the survey and
the relevance of NAU ’s poor showing in the poll.
“ With a question like this, the results just really depend on
who you talk to,” he said.
“ I ’m not convinced that polls reflect what the pollsters
think they do.”
Cotera said he “ has no apologies to make for Northern
Arizona University, because w e do what w e do very well. ”
Cotera said public perception of state universities is often
based on the institution’s performance in non-academic
areas.
“ For instance, ASU got a lot of recognition for winning the
Rose Bowl,’ ’ he said.

NAU placed a distant third with 8 percent, w hile 37 percent.
«miH they didn’t know which university provided the best
loom ing experience or that none of the state institutions w ere
proficient in that area.
T h e p o ll’s m argin o f e rro r is 3.5 percent.
The results o f the poll have been m et with skepticism by
state university officials.

ASU Academ ic A ffa irs V ice President Jack Kinsinger said
the poll has “ very little scientific reliab ility.”
Kinsinger said that although public perceptions of the
worth of the education offered by state institutions is
important, the poll should not be taken too seriously.
“ Because we are a public university, what the people think
qf us deserves our attention. But as fa r as drawing strong
i n clusions from the survey— no, you can’t do it,” he said.
Associated Students o f ASU Executive V ice President W ill
D aly agreed* saying: “ M y initial reaction is that the poll is
meaningless. ;v .fl5 1
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inside
today

ASU W EATH ER
Clear sk ie s today
with an expected
high of 106
degrees. The
expected low is 78.

Information gatharad from a citizen’s poll taken by The Arizona
Republic shows ASU about avan with UA, as far as which state
university provide* tha beat quality education.
“ The question *which school provides the best education’ is
so ambiguous.”
D aly said how the public feels ASU rates on the state level
is important, but that ASU’s national reputation is of more
concern.
“ W e’re interested in how people look at us in Arizona, of
course, and w e’re always going to be compared to UA and we
w ill always be competing with them,’ ’ he said.
“ But the very big question right now is: How do we

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The extended
forecast will' be
continued dry and
hot with the high
tem peratures
ranging from 107 to
110. Low s will be
in the 80s.

“ There is no question in m y mind that ASU and U A are
outstanding institutions, but they are also very visable, and
w e at NAU sim ply don’t have the visability here in the
northland that is necessary to do w ell in a poll like that.”
The survey also revealed that approxim ately one-fourth of
the Arizonans polled felt state universities have im proved in
the last fiv e years. Seven percent said ASU had “ gotten
worse” during that tim e, while 5 percent gave U A a failin g
notice for the same period. Three percent felt NAU had
deteriorated.
The rem ainder of those polled either had no opinion or said
that educational quality had held steady.

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C o n g ress approves
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budget for 1988
that would raise
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C la ssifie d . . .
Entertainm ent
Opinion
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New education budget authorizes $20.9 billion in spending
Timmons said education lobbyists now are trying to
persuade House and Senate appropriations committees to
make planned increases a reality fo r P e ll Grants, the
Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grant program and
other need-based program s fo r low -incom e and
disadvantaged students.
“ A ll our priorities are focused on student-aid program s,”
she said. “ An important m essage about the budget resolution
is that in spite o f administration efforts, the money w ill be
there fo r kids who need it.”
The president’s proposed budget, submitted earlier this
year, would have trim m ed $5 billion from education’s 1987
funding level, but Congress rejected the cuts in its
resolutions.
The budget Congress passes each year only sets fiscal
guidelines and is hot subject to a presidential veto.

ByKIM MATTINGLY
State Press
WASHINGTON — Congress last week approved a trilliondollar budget fo r 1988 that would raise federal funding fo r
education $2.3 billion over last year’s level and could mean
m ore money fo r need-based student aid.
The budget resolution, approved by the House of
Representatives 215-201 and by the Senate 53-46, authorizes
$20.9 billion fo r education programs next year.
B ecky Tim m ons, d irector o f congressional liason fo r the
A m erican Council on Education, said lobbying associations
fo r h igher education a re “ extrem ely happy” w ith the
amount.

“ Education fared perhaps the best of any of the domestic
program s,” she said. “ The increases reflected genuine
priority.”
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Richard Jerue, vice president fo r governm ental relations
of the Am erican Association of State Colleges and
Universties, also said lobbying for P ell Grant increases w ill
be a priority in the coming months.
Jerue said the association’s goal is to persuade
congressional leaders to hike the maximum P e ll Grant
award from $2,100 to $2,500 fo r the 1988-89 academ ic year.
The Higher Education A ct of 1986 authorized such an
increase, but it has yet to become a reality.
Jerue said meetings with House and Senate subcommittee
leaders regarding federal student-aid funding has been
encouraging.
“ They seem very supportive,” he said. “ I think w e’re
going to get a good appropriation.”

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Tuesday, June 30,1987

Fundamentalist ruse endangers true conservâm es

Most people have heard o f P.T. Barnum
who said, “ there’s a sucker b o m every
minute.”
Consideraby few er know o f his cousin,
P .T .L. Barnum, who said “ there’s a sucker
born again every minute.’’
In addition to being one of the funniest
topical jokes going around, that one-liner
carries an awful lot o f truth. Millions of
dollars are sent to television preachers in
the United States, some of whom are proven
frauds.
Leroy Jenkins, a popular preacher in the
1970s, just got out o f prison, where he was
paying his debt to society for comm itting
arson and assault. H e’s planning to link up
with Jim and Tam m y Bakker and start the

circuit again.
Am y Semple MacPhearson rendered
people unconscious with the “ power o f the
H oly Spirit” in her stage shows. It took
people a w hile to realize that when she laid
her hands on their necks, she pinched the
carotid a rtery and cut o ff oxygen to the
brain, causing them to pass out.
H ie sad fa ct is that some o f the highprofile religious figures o f our day are
prostituting religion to gain fam e and
wealth. And anyone who puts his tnist and
tithing money into their hands definitely
falls into the category o f “ sucker. ”
Human beings have been misleading each
other fo r personal gain fo r thousands of
years. There is no reason to believe that
they w ill cease the sordid process any tim e
soon.
However, deception in this particular
realm is m ore distasteful than in any other.
Th e
sh eer h yp ocrisy requ ired
is
overw h elm in g.
Th ese
people
pass
themselves o ff as m oral teachers, as people
who are qualified to advise and guide others
in the most important phase o f human life.
To use the biblical im agery, they are wolves

in shepherd’s clothing, leading those who
are struggling and unsure even farther
away from the fold.
And a ll the while — such is the tragi­
comedy of the situation
their followers
believe that their m oral teachers are the
salt o f the earth and possess the m ilk of
human kindness. Because they are adrift in
a sea o f uncertainty, they clutch at any hunk
o f flotsam available to keep themselves
afloat. And when confronted with evidence
that its leaders are self-interested and
corrupt, the faithful congregation refuses to
believe.
But the real damage involves also the
objective observer, the half-convinced
Christian in search o f stronger faith. These
people find that, although some o f their
Christian friends regard their preachers as
good men and women, they can see through
die ruse. They see through it just fa r enough
to determine that “ religion is the opiate of
the masses,” and that all this talk about God
and Jesus is just so much hype. These are
the people truly harmed by the Jim Bakkers
and B illy Grahams of the world.
In addition, the “ religious right” has been

lamentably connected to the conservative
movement in Am erica; through such
nonsense as the possibility o f P a t
Robertson, an apparently sincere and
honest preach «,: being nominated for
President. Robertson seems to be a very
decent man, but; he hasn’t file slightest
qualification to become the leader of the
free world. Furtherm ore, conservatives
know this; he won’t com e close to getting
any nomination.
B id the alignm ent o f the political right
with the fundamentalists carries certain
implications, among them a dip in the wave
o f conservatism every tim e one of the
religious hucksters is exposed.
Religious view s are certainly tied to
conservatism ; in fact, they are the
foundation upon'which conservatism rests.
But the identification of conservatives with
popular religious leaders is false and
dangerous. The true acknowledged leaders
of the conservative movement are men like
B ill Buckley, George W ill and P a t Buchanan
— not Jerry FalweU, P a t Robertson and Jim
Bakker.

Dancing on the Ceiling — Astaire above the stars
and catch us.” I don’t rem em ber precisely when it happened. Sometime
after I started shaving regularly. But I was looking up at a
m ovie screen when it dawned on m e that I was watching just
about the sharpest, hippest, coolest guy in the world. In m y
social circle, w e didn’t use words like debonaire or
sophisticated, but that’s what I meant.

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When a F red Astaire m ovie cam e to the Congress Theatre,
w e a ll groaned. It meant that on Saturday afternoon— m ovie
tim e in the neighborhood — w e had to go up Milwaukee
Avenue to the fancy Harding, which cost more. Or down the
street to the grim y Oak, which ran nothing but the w orst Bfilm s.
But anything was better than sitting through a Fred
Astaire m ovie, with their sappy stories, mushy love songs,
and dance after dance after dance.
His m ovies w ere the worst, the pits. No E rrol Flynn boldly
sword fighting with pirates. No rib-busting jokes from Abbott
and Costello or Curley, Larry and Moe. No monsters like
Boris or Bela or Lon. Or John Wayne facing down the bad
guys. Or Bogart snarling. Sissy m ovies is what they were.
And Astaire him self. What a geek. Skinny, homely, always
strutting about in his fancy clothes and singing in a fra il
voice. H e was a star? Don’t make m e laugh.
Only Slats Grobnik had the slightest appreciation o f
Astaire. As Slats said: “ I f a guy who looks that goofy can
wind up with Ginger Rogers, I got to have a chance with
Theresa Gabinski, if her fodderdon’t come out on the porch

And one of the most talented. I didn’t know that George
Balanchine, the dance genius, had said Astaire was the
greatest dancer in the world. It wouldn’t have mattered
because I didn’t know who Balanchine was. But I ’d figured
that much out m yself. I f anybody danced better, he’d need an
extra leg.
From that point on, I saw every Astaire m ovie ever made
— the new ones when they cam e out, the old ones when they
w ere on T V or, m ore recently, in videocassettes.
I still think most of the plots w ere sappy. In fact, I have
trouble rem em bering the names of the film s, or which
Astaire m ovie was which.
But the names and plots aren’t important. What m attered
was the music, written by the best composers, and Fred
Astaire dancing and singing or just looking debonaire. He
could stroll across a room with m ore style than most dancers
can dance.
As the years went on, I found something else about him that
I adm ired tremendously. It was that I knew very little about
him, other than what I saw on the screen.
I didn’t read about his love life or about his punching
somebody in a night club. I didn’ t read about him storming

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o ff a set, feuding with a director, fighting with the press, or
babbling about what he liked to eat, what he liked to drink,
snort or smoke.
In other words, he did his work, went home, closed the
door, and said: “ That’s it world. You get m y performance.
The rest belongs to m e.”
These days any m ediocrity who gets his mug in People
magazine is considered a “ star.” I f they don’t fade into
oblivion after two years, these “ stars” are declared
“ superstars.”
So if Michael Jackson is a “ superstar,” what do we call
Fred A staire— a constellation?
Last week the guy who, in m y boyhood eyes, was a skinny
geek, finally died. He went privately and quietly — a class
act right up to the end.
So when I finish writing this, I ’ll go home, have dinner, then
get out m y vidocassette of “ That’s Entertainm ent.” I ’ll fastforward to the part where Gene K elly tells us about Fred
Astaire and his rem arkable talents.
For about the 20th tim e since I ’ve had that cassette, my
w ife is going to have to sit and listen to m e say: “ W ill you
look a t that? H e’s dancing with a coat ra c k . . . on the ceiling
. . .look at that m ove . . . look at that tim ing . . . you know,
he’s an incredible ath lete. . . fantastic. ”
But when A staire finishes gliding through “ Dancing in the
Dark” with Cyd Charisse in Central Park, and they almost
float into a carriage, I won’t say a word. I never can.

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Inner-view
‘Voyage’ d o n e clots short of fantastic
Hints, delectables and other tangy
tidbits from the cluttered files of the
entertainment desk.
Theater:
•Talented Valley high school
students will be featured in ASU’s
fifth annual high school theater
workshop production July 1-3. The
students will appear in “ The Death
and Life of Sneaky Fitch,” which tells
the story of the typical western town
populated by typical western
characters — with a twist. The show
starts at 7:30 each night in the
Lyceum Theater. Tickets are $3 and
are available at the Gammage Box
Office and all Dillard’s ticket outlets.
For more information, call 965-3434.
•Phoenix Little Theatre will present
“The Best Little Whorehouse in
Texas,” the rollicking musical about
the Chicken Ranch, long known as
the Lone Star State’s premier
pleasure palace. Miss Mona and her
girls
e nt e r t ai n ' p o l i t i c i a n s ,
businessmen and even the local
football team until a bible-belting TV
evangelist shuts the place down.
This final installment of PLT’s
Summer SINsation mini-season
opens at 7:30 p.m. Thursday and
plays through July 11. A Sunday
matinee begins at 2:30 p.m., and the
theater is dark on Monday. Tickets
are $10 and $12 and are available at
the PLT box office, 25 E. Coronado
Rd. in Phoenix. For more information,
call 254-2151.'
Summer Sounds:
•The ASU Summer Choir will perform
at 7:30 tonight at the Valley
Presbyterian Church Chapel, 6947 E.
MacDonald Drive in Scottsdale." The
performance is free and open to the
public. For more information, call
Dawn Willis at 965-3879.
Monkee Business:
•Hey, hey, it’s the Monkees! Davy,
Peter and Micky will return to the
University Activity Center Thursday
night at 7:30. With opening act Weird
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State Press
“ Innerspace” —4 * *
“ Innerspace”
movies.

is one of those almost-

Dennis Quaid is alm ost as “ Top Gun” as
Tom Cruise. M artin Short is alm ost as
spastic as Chevy Chase. The plot is almost
like “ Fantastic V oyage.”
And the film is alm ost entertaining.
The W arner Bros, release, directed by Joe
Dante and produced by Steven Spielberg,
needs a good shot o f purpose before being
unleashed on audiences Wednesday.
A t the very least, it needs Raquel W elch to
supply a dose of intellect.
“ Innerspace” tells the tale of Lt. Tuck
Pendelton (Q uaid), a hot-shot pilot who is
participating in a top-secret experim ent in
miniaturization.
That’s right, he and his Kraken I I
Submersible Pod are to be shrunk to
m icrobe-size and injected into a white
laboratory rabbit.
But before anyone can say “ SPCA,” the
laboratory is invaded by the evil Dr.
M argaret Canker (Fiona L ew is), who steals
the microchip needed to reverse the
miniaturization.
See, Dr. Canker is in cahoots with Victor
Scrimshaw (K evin M cCarthy), and the
diabolical duo is scheming to sell the chip to
The' Cowboy (R o b ert P ic a rd o ), an
international purveyor of stolen technology.
But not only is Tuck stuck being the size of
a germ , he is injected in the wrong host
organism, nam ely the hypertense and
hypochondriac Safeway clerk, Jack Putter
(M artin Short).
And the pod is running out of air.

Jack Putter (Martin Short, loft) congratulata» Lydia Maxwall

What follows are some chuckle-every-fewminutes-or-so scenes where Putter adapts to
a real live little voice hi the back o f his head
— or where ever.

Pendleton and Jack becomes assertive.
And in high Spielberg fashion, the
conclusion even overtly lends itself to a
sequel.

Then Jack and Tuck put their heads
together and join the already burgeoning
race to get the chips.

“ Innerspace” has a ll the symptoms of a
summertime hit: an escapist plot, some
situational comedy, a sm attering o f action
and im pressive special effects.

This is made even m ore convenient
because Pendelton’s alm ost-girlfrien d
Lydia (M eg R yan ), a well-dressed but
wholly ditsy w riter fo r the San Francisco
Herald, just happens to be w riting a story on
The Cowboy.
A fter much running and chasing, Tuck
becomes normal-sized, Lydia becomes Mrs.

But the elixer — or alm ost-elixer — fails
to see the patient through,
“ Innerspace” m ay not be dead on the
operating table, but.it likely won’t wake up
fo r quite some time.
The prescription: take two aspirin and
w ait for it to come out in the dollar theaters.

‘D ragnet’ a bust with just the la ck s

!»

Davy Jonas (toft), Micky Dolsnz and Patar
Tork wlH revisit ths University Activity
Center as the Monkee* at 7:30 p.m.
Thursday.

Pop-ular Demand:
•The Scottsdale Center for the Arts
will present films by the late Andy
Warhol each for three weekends
beginning J u ly ' 10. Such trashy
classics “ Heat,” “ Andy Warhol’s
Dracula” and “ Andy Warhol’s Bad”
will dplight avant-garde afficionados
and purveyors of the disturbing alike.
The screenings will begin at 7 each
Friday and Saturday night. Tickets
are $2.50, $2 for students, and are
available at the SACA cinema box
office, 7363Scott8dale Mall.

Ryan) and Tuck Pendleton

(Dennis Quald) on thalr wadding day In “Innerspace.”

A somewhat targer-than-tost-Mme Dan Aykroyd (left) stags as the stole namesake
nephew of legendary poHee detective Joe Friday wHhTom Hanks as Msstreetwlse
partner, Pep Streehek, In Universal Pictures’ summertime Bust, “Dragnet.”

“ Dragnet” —
The original Sgt. Joe Friday, played by Jack Webb, would
have put something as disgusting as U niversal Pictures’ bigscreen version of the 1950s TV detective classic “ Dragnet”
behind bars fo r a long, long time.
To steal a few laugbs, the film relies on sophomoric humor
and“ Three Stooges” a n tics.lt has no qualms about taking its
plot from upstanding, cinem atically redeem ing pictures.
The names haven’t even been changed to protect the
intelligent.
Dan Aykroyd, a form erly funny member of the first
“ Saturday Night L ive” crew , stars as the prim Los Angeles
police sergeant Joe Friday, actually a nephew of the late,
great detective.
Friday is investigating a series of crim es committed by a
group of people, who alternatly dress up as firem en, caterers
and goats, with the “ Get Smart” acronym o f PAG AN.
Behind a ll o f this is a church scandal to make the Bakkers
look like acolytes and some political Wheeling and squealing
reminiscent of New York’sTam m any Hall.
“ Dragnet” plods through excruciating minutes of the
pointless car-crashing popularized by “ Starsky and Hutch”
as w ell as a “ 48 Hours” -style personality collision between
Friday and his new partner,-Pep Streebek (Tom Hanks).
There’s even a stripper-bar scene, a la a recent, nameless
Eddie Murphy picture. Or two.
And in the ¿ id , when Friday finds him self in love with
PA G A N ’S would-be virgin sa crifice, Connie Sw ail
(Alexandra P a u l), everyone is surprised.
Everyone, that is, except the audience, who has been
treated to that particular plot twist from “ Streets of San
Francisco” to “ T.J. Hooker.”
As far as deadpan is concerned, Akyroyd succeeds only in
being dead. He is rarely convincing enough to play die
straightman effectively.
Christopher Plum m er, H arry Morgan and Dabney
Coleman seem to have resigned themselves to their
respective supporting roles.
Hanks shows the only comedic talent the picture can
claim ; unfortunately, he is given so few lines that even his
im pressive ability can’t arrest the film ’s decline into the
sordid pit o f Hollywood pretention.
Audiences who go see “ D ragn et” m ay w e ll b e accessories
to the crim e o f im personating a sum m er blockbuster.
But they, lik e the m ovie, could alw ays pleadm an ity.

-C A R O LY N NELSON

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Tuesday, June 30,1987

A S U swimmer clears way with O lym pic ambition
By DAVID MILLER

the World Championships.
He’D bring that experience with him to the
Nationals, and he’ll be able to rely on it next
year as w ell, when the Olympics come into
sight.

State Prats
ASU swim m er Peter Boden knows just
where he wants to be this tim e next year: at
the Olym pic Games in South Korea. And
while he m ay have that wish in common
with m ore than a hundred other American
swimmers, there is something different in
P eter’s case: chances are he’ll be there.

“ I ’m setting m yself for next year. (The
experience gained from the upcoming
gam es) w ill give me an advantage over a lot
of other people,” he said.

He wouldn’t say th at A t least not outright.
He’s too modest and besides, there are
other, m ore im m ediate goals to attend to,
like this summer’s Olym pic stand-ins: the
Nationals and the Pan P a cific and Pan
Am erican games.
Boden feels confident about making the
summer teams.

Months of practice have filled Boden’s
tim e since he first stepped in the w ater for
this season. The question of burnout could
be raised in a worrisom e time and Boden
agrees it is sometimes difficult to remain
aggressive.
“ You get a little burned out. Your work
load is high, and there’s not much to look
forward to,” he said.

“ I -feel re a lly good right now. I ’m
swimming at m y high point,” he said. “ I ’ve
got a good chance of making the nationals
team.”
And he’s not just embellishing. His
summer coach, John Gadboy, lines Boden
up with the top competitors.
“ Pete’s at the top of the best Am ericans,”
Gadboy said, “ and I ’m confident he’s in the
top 40 in the world.
“ The U.S. is stronger in the butterfly and
that’s his best event. Boden’s our best shot,”
hesaid.
Boden concurs that the butterfly is his
strongest event, one that set him apart on a
team that “ did not perforin up to potential. ”
A t the end of the 1986-87 season ASU

And it’s also difficult not to let the mind
wander toward more prestigious images.
“ It’s really hard not to look to the
Olympics right now. And it’s hard not to look
at next year’s college season,” which marks
Boden’s last year of eligibility.
Next season has proven to be a m ajor
concern.
Stale Pran photo

ASU swimmer Peter Boden.
finished 10th in the nation.
“ We could’ve done better than ending up
10th. I thought w e should have finished sixth
or seventh. But our team goals just didn’t
shape up individually,” Boden said.

His personal goals, however, seem to have
been met fu ll force. Last season he achieved
top-five platings at the NCAA’s in the 100
and 200-yard breaststroke and earned
him self a place on the U.S. National team at

“ It wouldn’t be hard to im prove on this
year,” he said. “ I think we could get inside
the top 10. No one expects us to do that.
“ But I ’m setting m yself fo r next season
too. Anyone who’s swimming now w ill help
their team in the winter,’ ’ he said.
And in the Olympic Games next summer.

That’s Disgusting
Professional wrestling: Sport of ’80s or curse of mankind?
David M iller

Sports Editor
I picked up a copy o f “ P ro W restling Illustrated” on my
w ay to work, and now I know it’s true. There are sports from
hell.
That is, if you can call wrestling a sport. M e, I don’t know. I
mean, I ’m not complaining. I need m y Sunday morning dose
of thump-ass just like anybody else. I just have a little trouble
classifying it.
O r I did until today.

Now some might say that pro wrestling defies
classification, but 1 know differently. There are definite

levels in the sport, and I ’m not just talking about class. And
while I hate to put ANYO NE in the same class with someone
as ugly as Brutus Beefcake, someone has to do it.
First, wrestling is Hollywood. And while Hulk Hogan w ill
deny it in front of pseudo-sportscasters like Mean Gene and
say things like “ A rrrrr! I ’m going to rip and tear and rem ove
your spinal Column and a ll your important body parts if you
say that again,” it’s still true. Those guys aren’t athletes,
they’re 200-pound actors so bad that they couldn’t get a bit
part on General Hospital, who even let Shaun Cassidy on fo r a
while.
“ I ’m not a professional wrestler but I played one on the
Hardy Boys,” said the impish Shaun.
See?
But those guys wouldn’t let someone like Shaun Cassidy in
the ring anyway. He’s much too skinny. And he looks like he
might enjoy Andre the Giant’s m eatball hold. That’s W AY
too risky.
So he’s out, and Sonya Henie’s out, and who does that

leave? L et’s see. Hmmmm.
There’s Hulk and Andre, Hacksaw Duggan and Verne,
Rowdy Roddy and the lovely Adrian Adonis, the Road
W arrior Anim al (re a lly ) and Bruiser Brody.
There’s qlso M il Mascaras and his surfboard kick, Bam
Bam Bigelow and Gary Hart (yeah, Gary H art), the
aforementioned Beefcake fellow and the only w restler
besides Adonis w illing to challenge Brutus for the title of
ugliest man that George Lucas ever met, KING KONG
BU NDY!
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W e’ve also got a lot o f guys doing a lot of silly things fo r a
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But what w restling is not is a sport. Or actually, it’s the
sport from hell.

Wrestling
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and it made him a star and fantasy figure o f sorts for millions
o f housewives. This would never happen in Germany.
But the question is, “ What the heck is the attraction?”
Why do so many cowpokes love to stuff their girlfriends in
pickups and whoop and holler and ride on down to the the ol’
Veteran’s M em orial Coliseum and toss popcorn and watch
these-fat guys smash each other in the face with their legs
and feet?
The answer dates back roughly to the tim e of ancient
Egypt, when a pharoah said “ Hey, this stuff isn’t sprat— it’s
entertainm ent!”
So I guess it’s OK if Hulk and some o f the other guys get a
lot of cash fra dancing and prancing and pretending to act
hurt and sm earing fake blood/barbecue sauce a ll over each
other. Sometimes it is im pressive. I once saw Andre the
Giant throw a man who vaguely resem bled N ell Carter so far
into the audience that they had to stop and put a wide-angle
zoom lens on the NBC camera.
You’re not likely to see TH AT on ESPN.
And I got up early enough on Sunday once to catch the
Junkyard Dog in a battle to the death or embarrasement with
the hideous British Bulldogs.
As I chomped on m y toastie oaties, Junkyard took turns
chomping on each Bulldog, until the referee was forced to
call the battle off. Junkyard gave a new meaning to the
phrase “ cauliflower ear” and the Bulldogs made a hasty
retreat, their tails tucked between their speedos.
What m ore does one want on a Sunday morning?
So you gotta like it, no m atter if you’ve got a Ph.D. or check
the oil on cement trucks or play in a R E A L sport like bowling.
It doesn’t m atter. Few things match up with fixin g up some
chicken wings and spreading out newspaper and grunting
aloud with the stars.
I bet even Lee Iacocca has done it once or twice.
And a captain of industry like L ee has got to appreciate the
best part: these guys are fooling around and fooling with the
public and making cash in the process. What better
representation of the free enterprise system?
So maybe pro wrestling is actually a business, like
Chrysler.
^
But that’s another story.

It’s gotta be. Where else do you find grown men in their
physical prim e resorting to swearing and hollering and
dancing and whumping each other m erely fo r attention?
Actually that includes everything but golf, but there’s still
something that makes w restling the least of sport and the

most of entertainm ent Now what could it be?
I know. It’s the fact that at any tim e during a match Joan
rollin g could show up and actually participate. And it’d be
OK.
Let’s see George Steinbrenner top that. Or rather, sink to
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classifieds
The STATE PRESS disclaim s s ll respon­
sib ility (or quality and prices of goods
and services offered In both classified
and display advertising by Its adver­
tisers.

Announcements
PAST LIVES demonstration. Everyone
attending w ill have a chance to
experience a past life memoryl Very
Informative and fun experience for ail.
No adm ission charge. Special guest
Russell Shaw. Flag trained sem inar
Instructor. Tuesday, June 30. 7:30 p.m.
‘Sharp’ Hubbard Dianetlca Foundation,
4460 N. Central Ave., Suite 102. For
Information callj 264-2381■___________

Automobiles
1966 MERCEDES 230S 4-door wagon,
AT, 6-cyl., body and engine In good
Qondition. $1760 OBO. 667-1920 or
2620115.
_________
1970 PONTIAC Brand Prlx. Good
running condition. $900 flat. M ust sell.
C all Tom,629-3656._________________

Bicycles_________
M EN'S 15SPEED, 26" Brittany bicycle
In excellent condition. Paid $146,
asking $86.966-2788,3456872._______

4 BEDROOM, 114 bath house. Nice
yard. Walk to ASU. 1132 W. Laird. $700.
892-1567.
A LARGE two bedroom near ASU.
Summer special $300 per month,
regularly $385.966-2780.9676431■

UNDER $50,000, established local
businesses. Easily managed. No In-,
ventory. Minimum em ployees. Invest­
ment recouped first year. G ross over
$100,000. Arizona based company.
421-0035. ( A Z - C A N ) _____________
??WANT LUXURY?? Car? Clothes?
Bank account? Peace of mind for
tuition? M aks your above goals come
true In your leisure tim e with the choice
of champions! C all 966-5064 for
appointment._______________ ______
WORK AT home. Maks up to $275
weekly d ipping newspaper articles for
magazine editors. W ill pay up to $25
each. Apply nowl C all refundable,
213638-2900ext- 55001. (AZ-CAN)

F o r R ent or L e a se
2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, a ll am enities,
Papago Park II. 8ummer rates. Earl
Ringer, 947-6180. __________ _
3 BEDROOM luxury condo, a ll
amenities. Rent negotleble through
6-15, then ostsbllsh lease. 968-3561.
4 BEDROOM, I t t bath house. N ice
yard, walk to ASU- $700 month, one
year lease. 692-1667._______________ _
AAA. BUY your own condo and roomy
one bedroom could be converted to
two bedrooms. $1295 down with
monthly payments o f $306 PI at 10
1/8% for 30 years. On Price snd
University. C all Rae Lynn, Realty
Executives, 693-2888._______________

BEAUTIFUL NEW large one and two
bedroom apartments, w slk to ASU,
pool, laundry, one block south of
University on 6th Street and Gary. Ask
about move-ln specials. 966-6238.

Services

HOW CAN drugs altar your personalIty? Call 2642381.__________________

IS YOUR place In need o f a paint Job? If
yes, call Cousin's Painting for a
professional Job with a college budget
In mind. Paul, 9657424.__________ '

FASHION M ERCH AND ISING/sales.
Need salesperson for nsw specialty
store In Tempe. 3916768.____________
FULL-TIME TELEMARKETING. Salary
plus bonus. 2:30 to 830 p.m. Call
Cyndle, 6352837.
_______________

NEAR ASU. Large 3 or 4 bedroom
house. Pool, AC, fireplace, patio. Lease
$660.991-6646.____________________
SUMMER DISCOUNTS! At Terrace
Road Apartments we have two ope­
nings: a large two bedroom, two bath,
and a spacious one bedroom, one bath.
Laundry facilities, beautiful pool,
courteous management, 14 block from
campus, 9608. Terrace Road. 9666540.
SUMMER SPECIAL: $350 (normally
$415 and up). 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom,
washer, dryer, dishwasher, refrigerator,
stove, patio. Quiet, new 4-plex one m ile
to ASU. 497-0460._________ ________
W ALK TO ASU, Junior one bedroom,
two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 1031 E.
Lemon. Bel A ir Apartments, 968-2679,
933-4364.

1967 16X60 TRAILOR, two bedroom,
two bath, two awnings, skirting, a/c
and many more extras. Excellent
condition. Take over payments. After 5,
9666429.__________________ ’
1967 16x60 2 bedroom, 2 bath, 2
awnings, skirting, AC, and many more
extras. Take over payments. 9666429.
BRAND NEW car stereo deck, s till In
box, fu ll warranty, Sony AM-FM CD
playsr CDX-R38, $700 OBO. 227-8277.
H ALF PRICE I Save 50% l Best, large
flashing arrow sign $3391 Lighted,
non-arrow sign $3291 Unllghtsd $2691
Free box letters I Warranty. Factory
direct, c a ll today, 1600-4236163,
anytime. (AZ-CAN)_________________
MOBILE HOME for sale, 12 x 60 two
bedroom, two bath. Two blocks from
ASU. Chesper than rent $9000. 965
6383
_________
MOVING SALE: Cookware, dishes,
housoplante, blankets and much more.
Very reasonable prices. 9652768,
3459672.
.
_______
QUEEN SIZE bed Including frame and
headboard, $200 OBO; 13” locking wire
wheel covers never out Of box, $100
O BO .8906103o r9652726. ,_______
RCA 19” color TV. Excellent condition,
$195; LXI sound system, $150; Persian
carpet; 4'x6', beautiful Turkeman design, $295.9652768,3459672.________
STEEL BUILDINGS. Factory direct
sp ecials: 30x40x10 now $3,968;
40x50x12 $5,686; 50x76x14 $9,888;
100x100x16 $21,988. Reduced for
Im m e d ia te
p u rc h a s e .
C a ll
214342-3668, American States Buildinn Systems. (AZ-CAN)______________

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Personal

A W ONDERFUL fam ily experience.
Australian, European, Scandanavlan
high school exchange students arriv­
ing In AugusL Become a host fam ily for
American Interoultural Student Exchange. Call 16QBSIBUNO. (AZ-CAN)

Ease your search,
use the C la ssified s

For S ale

ADO AT least $600 part-time to your
current monthly Income. No Inventory.
No selling. Are you curious? C all Allyn
at 730-0673 or Todd at 962-1231.

Miscellaneous

EXTRA MONEY Is nice, but you can
help people tool Donate plasma for up
to $120 per month. F irst donation In t r
calendar week $10, second donation In
same calendar week $20 (M3). New
donors receive $2 bonus on first
donation. University Plasm a Center
Associated Blosclence Inc., 1015 S.
Rural Rd., Tempe, AZ. 9656139.
Effective until further notice. ______

F o r R ent or L ease

B u s in e s s O pp.

H e lp W an ted
$10 HOUR salary part-time. Grad
students, recent grads with charisma,
enthusiasm, good people sk ills. Able to
work In front of group. The Princeton
Review, 962-6860.

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SINGLE BURGER I
FULL MEAL DEAL ¡

GOVERNMENT JOBSI Now hiring In
your area, both skilled and unskilled.
For lis t of Jobs and application call
6153852627 ext. J519. (AZ-CAN)
IMMEDIATE OPENINGSI Construction
(all phases), drivers, welders, mechan­
ic s ,
e x -m ilita ry ,
e le c tro n ic s ,
m achinists, HEO, assem blers, some
entry level. (Up to $6000 month.)
TransContlnentsI Job Search, 3063475556. Fee. (AZ-CAN)
LOOKING FOR aggressive students to
se ll Sun Shades to retail stores
throughout Phoenix. Com m ission paid
weekly. Must have own transportation.
C all Mike Goldman, 8658064 for
Interview._____________________•
PART-TIME PROGRAMMERS wanted.
Work near ASU. Perfect for students.
Expertise with Basic and Pascal
required. $6 an hour. Contact Paul,
Reality Sim ulations, 967-6424.________

STUD EN TS

Now Hiring
Immediate positions open for
part-time and full-time clerical
and light Industrial workers.

Tempe & Chandler Locations
No Experience Required.
Must have home phone
and transportation.

Call For Appointment.

831-1131

Motorcycles
FOR SALE: Honda Spree scooter, like
new, driven only 2600 m iles. C all Ike
Mendel, 6396302.__________________

Personal

EOE • Never A Fee
NEED MONEYI Be the firs t to sa il
guaranteed no-run pantyhose. W ill
come to ASU. 1-9644825.
PART-TIME RETAIL position available
evenings and weekends, 12-18 hours
par week. Apply In person, The U Shop,
920 E. Unl3brslty, Su its D106, Temps.

2*3*4 bedroom condos, townhouaes,
houses, near ASU for sale and rant.
C all Alum nus Robert Bullock, Trencor
Realty, 951-5800,8606460.

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Roommate wanted
FEM ALE NONSMOKER to share 3Vi
bedroom, 2 bath furnished house, pool,
__________ _
WD. C ell 9944966.
FEM ALE NONSMOKER. Southern and
Hardy. C all 437-1672 after 6:30 p.m.
$200 plus utilities._____ ____________
FEM ALE ROOMMATE, available July.
Close to ASU. $135, u tilitie s Included.
921-1305__________________ _
M ALE OR female roommate needed for
remainder of summer. Papago Condos
on Collage and Curry, Vi m ils from
campus. Furnished, covered parking,
washer, dryer. $250+ Vi utilities.
967-7409, leave message.____________
M R NICE Guy. Mala student roommate
desired, nonsmoker, for four bedroom
house with pool In M esa Private bath.
Working mom with 2 teen sons, 2 cats,
1 doberman. Call 965-6455 days 113
p.m. $200 per month plus Vi utilities. .

831-1131
ADIA Personnel Services

CUSTOM DESIGN end re-mountlng.
M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite
104, Temps. 9655967.

Travel
FLY TO Columbus, Ohio on Ju ly 28 for
>75 C all 9653741,8 a jn .3 p.m._______
GOT A campground membership or
tlm eshars? w e 'll taka It, Am erica's
most successful resale clearinghouse.
C all Resort Seles International's tol5
free hotline, 13054256967. (AZ-CAN)

Find it
in the C la ssified s
VISITING CALIFORNIA? Stay with
many other people from Arizona. Ratas
$3237. Los Angelas area: El Dorado
Motor Inn, 140 N. Azusa Ave., West
Covina, CA 91791, 8183313371.. San
Francisco area: H illsdale Inn, 477 E.
H illsdale Blvd., San Mateo, CA 94403,
4153413431. Reservations call collect.
(AZ-CAN)________________________

Typing_________ _

WHITE MOUNTAINS: Alpine, one
timbered acre. A ll utilities, $2000 down,
$196 per month. Backer Realty, 335
2741 anytime. (AZ-CAN)

C a ll F o r A p p o in tm e n t

Jewelry

CARS AVAILABLE - 21 or older. A ll
States Driveaway, 992-5200._________ .

CAN YOU revive your goals? C all
2642381.

•One week paid training
•Possibility of permanent position
•Excellent opportunity
•Close to campus
•Broadway & M ill location

CASH FOR gold and diamonds. M ill
Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104,
Tempo. 9656967.________ -■ •_______

O NE BEDROOM, one bath condo close
to ASU. A ll amenities, perfect for
student. C a ll 8353190 o r8345627.

ATTENTION: FREE care to all major
cities. 21 or older. C all AAA Driveaway,
277-9979._________________________

$1.50 PER paga. Any Type Word
Processing. Spelling and grammar
corrected. Soma graphics available.
C all Debbie, 981-1495______________

SEPARATES

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For Unique Styles Plus
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219 E. Baseline

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NEEDS TLCII 3 bedroom, 2 bath, pool.
W ants quick sale. Evelyn, 831-1152,
ERAiKaratettec.___________________

Transportation

TWO BEDROOM, two bath condo. Nice
condition. Owner must sell. Low CTM.
9252099.________________ _______ •

We hire students!

THE LOOP, a new fast food concept In
a totally authentic setting of yesteryear
Chicago. P.T., M or F positions. Apply
11 a.m. • 11 p.m. dally. S.W. com er of
Lemon and Terrace, Tempo.__________

LA (E MEAD. Perfect weekend or
retirement getaway actually Inside
Lake Meed National Recreation Area.
Spectacular views, trophy fishing,
minutes from Lake Mead and Grand
Canyon. Residential lota, $6995 (from
$350 down, $85 month, 10 year 12%
A P R ) Homes or m obiles, paved
streets, u tilitie s, in rapidly growing
community. Meadview Co., 1305225
0828. (AZ-CAN)____________________

HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair
removed permanently by electrolysis.
Free consultation, located In Tempe.
C ell Sharon at Desert Electrolysis
Center. 8257829. ________________

BLACK WIDOWS wanted. Uve black
widow spiders purchased. C all Tom at
9676265. ______________________

Call 24 hour*

PART TIME sales representative for
accounting firm. FoHow-up on qualified
leads. Requires sales ability and some
accounting knowledge. Eam up to
$250. per sale. 2453664._____________

Look what you get! An all-beef burger. A'
regular order of crispy, golden fries. Your
favorite medium soft drink, and. to top it off. a
cool and creamy 5o*.OAIRY QUEEN* Soft
Serve Sundae. Head for your participating
DAIRY Q UEEN* BRAZIER* store, to get the
Burger Full Meal Deal'“—- The best bargain in

F. S.B.O. HOW Z about a prime five
acre* of trees In cool, cool Plnetop,
Arizona on paved street (utilities In).
First one m illion dollsrs cash gets it.
G. C., PO Box 261, Lakeside, Arizona
85929. (AZ-CAN)___________________

FRESHMAN COMPOSITION tutoring.
W ill also adit, proofread, and type
papers. Reasonable rates. MA In
English with four years teaching
experience at ASU. C all Susan, 9676015___________________

$1.50 PA G E Spalling, punctuation,
grammar corrected. Fast. Accurate.
Quality work. Free pick-up, delivery. .
Evenings, 9655217.__________ ______

Hours: Mon.-Fri. 4:00-9:15
Sat. 8:00-1:30 or 1:30-6:00

TELEMARKETING EVENINGS, work
from horns, top dollar, pleasant
personality required. C all Alan or
Mitch, 9952845.___________________

BIKE TO ASU. 3 bedroom, 2 bath
condo. $52,900. Furnished. W ill con­
sider leasa/purchase. C all Wanda at
Rad Carpet Lowe, 8333871. Evenings,
9640450._________________________

MATH TUTORING. Six years ex­
perience from basic math up through
calculus. Sharon, 9651210.__________

TEM PE
AND
M esa.
S e v e ra l
townhomes. Taka over payments of
under $525 monthly with only $3005
$5000 down. Dean O lds, Tradewlnds
Realty, 8254602,8253333.
_______

EOE • Never A Fee

CHARBROILED

Real E s t a t e _______

•Adult Messages
•Introductions
•Personals
•Rendezvous
•Fantasy

Q uonntood Iff Per Hour
TefeMiM Representatives

PERFECT PART-TIME lob. 4:30-9.
Qustlfied leads make our telemarket­
ing easier. $4/hour + com m ission +
bonuses = $510/hour. Our south
Scottsdale office Is close to campus.
947-0506.
____________________

WE WANT to adopt. A happily married
Caucasian couple have lots of love to
give a newborn. Please call our
a tto rn e y
c o lle c t,
24
h o u rs,
4052957100, A61. (AZ-CAN)________

$1800 DOWN, taka over payments. Two
bedroom, two bath condo. Bike to ASU.
Dean O lds, Tradewlnds Realty, 825
4602,6203333. _________________

STUDENTS
NOW HIRING
10 PO SITIO N S

TELEMARKETING FOR accounting
firm. Work your own hours. Excellent
com m issions. 246-3564.___________ _

RUPF-RUFF: Yes, you I I have a great
daall Six lo r a dollar I Love, K.D._______

TELEPHON E
BULLETIN
BO AR D

AIHA Personnel Services
209 E. Baseline, Su ite 105
Tempe

IS IT poaalbla to Increase your
Intelligence? C all 2642381.__________

July 4th Sale

Save20-50%Off
Entire Store
Ends July 3rd

4359202. Your spelling, punctuation
computer checked. Grammar, writing,
editing help available. APA and MLA
m em ber. S c ie n tific , te c h n ic a l
equations professionally done. Costa a
little more, but your grade la worth It.
A-1 RESUMES professionally written
and printed. Your resume Is their first
Impression. Word processing also
available. 9654670.______ ______ .
AAA WORD Processing Service. Quick,
professional services. Rush ok. Graph­
ic s available. Ron, 8355532, or
massage._____________;___________
ACCU R A TE
WORD
processing:
Theses, dissertations, papers, re­
sumes. Reasonable. H igh quality work.
South Tempe. MaryAnn, 8354302.
ALL WORD processing projects done
accurately, promptly, and reliably.
Experience with research papers,
theses, and d issertation styles.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Linda Brewer,
8357905 _______ ________________
C ALL ME for fa st accurate, quality
service at com petitive prices. Close to
ASU. 9652186. _________ _______

M/F TO share two bedroom, one bath.
Two blocks from ASU. $197. per month
Including utilities. Pool, cable, quiet,
parking. Great value. Mitch, 921-1377.

CEREUS WORD Processing. Quality
guaranteed. Term papers, d is ­
sertations, theses, form letters, re­
sumes, Dictaphone, weekends. 9477796. .
______ ________________

ROOM IN private horns, 1 female
student. Everything furnished. Pool,
sp a cable, etc. $20Q/month Includes
everything. 947-4912.______________

FAST RETURN: Experienced typist w ill
edit spelling, pumriuatlon, and gram­
mar. Accuracy guaranteed. Joan,
8350772.
_________

SHARE CONCEPTS. Choose from
reliable roommates and various set­
tings - cut your expenses dram atically
and share. 967-9233.

LETTER PERFECT Word Processing.
Rush Jobs no problem. Dissertations,
term papers, resumes, theses. Quality!
8393103. _______________________

Services
FREE DIAGNOSTIC testing and tutor­
ing for GMAT, LSAT, SAT, GRE, ACT,
SAT. Information on scholarships,
grants, lo a n s available. Results are
guaranteed. C a ll now l 894-9605.
National Scholarship Resource In­
stitute, 1000 E. Apache Blvd., Suite
115116,Tempe.___________________

COMPUTERS
FOR
RENT
IBM com patib les
Low est p rice

C A LL
Tempe 921-0980
PhXv
371-8857

NORTH PHOENIX typing. Dependable,
fast, accurate. Spelling, punctuation
checked. V icinity Cactus and Cave
Creek Road. Kathy, 4823502. ______
SHORT O F TIME? I can help. Rea­
sonable. 'Professional. Guaranteed.
Experienced In academic. C all Jessie
9453744.________
_ _
SUSAN’S TYPING and Word Process­
ing Service. M cD ow ell/Scottsdale
Road area. 9451500._______________
TOP QUALITY word processing, ac­
curate and professional with reasorvable rates. Carol. 9073342.__________
TYPING SERVICE available. Pisame
call Sandy, 8951735_______________
ACCURATE TYPING/word processing.
Q uality work. 15 years experience.
8973015 -______________________
WOpD PROCESSING, secretarial ser­
vices. 23 years experience. Student
discount. SW comer, M iller and
Chaparral. 9043145.________________
WORD PROCESSING: Papers, re­
sumes, theses. Accurate and reliable.
Editing available. C all Julie, 8254665

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