state press Voi. 12 No. 8 A rizo n a State U niversity T em p e, A rizo n a • Copyright, State Press, 1987 Thursday June 25,1987 Disabled student parking reduced by construction B y M IC H A EL R O W ELL State Prase One*on-one Jeffery M eliece looks for an opening egeinat Terrell W elch, a coech at the Sun Devil Basketball Cam p held a t the A S U A ctivity Center laet week. 7-year-old M allece didn’t let the pressure o f a bigger and older opponent rattle him . "I’m used to pressure. W hen I was little, I used to play M aurice Lucas (form ally of the Phoenix Sim s) when he lived across the streetT Chairman takes part in excavation of prehistoric Indian com m unity B y C H U C K H AD D S ta te P re ss The public w il) have a rare chance to view an archaeological dig in progress this weekend, June 27 and 28, at the Shoofly V illage Ruins, site o f a prehistoric Indian community near Payson. F or Charles Redman, chairman of the ASU anthropology departm ent, this summer m arks the fourth year he has directed a research team at the Shoofly site. This project includes participation from college students around the country, including 30 ASU students. Redman said the dig is unique because it allows the public to observe an ongoing project. During the open house this weekend, visitors w ill be able to walk the grounds and observe scientists at wort:. There w ill also be lectures on local prehistory and demonstrations of techniques used in making stone tools and painting Indian pottery. The current construction explosion on campus has made the handicapped parking space a rare species, the associate director for Disabled Student Resources said. “ W e’ve lost so much parking that w e’ve had to go to a totally new system ,” Tedde Scharf said. The “ new system ” was recen tly established by a task force made up of U niversity faculty, staff and students to assign in terior campus handicapped parking to those who most need it. People requesting disabled parking privileges w ill be assigned to either interior or exterior p artin g areas, depending on the severity of their disabilities. Interior lots are those within the area bordered by Apache Boulevard, M ill Avenue, U niversity D rive and M cAllister Avenue. Handicapped people partin g in the exterior lots east of M cAllister (Lots 40 and 42) w ill have to use the trams. Scharf said because m ore disabled students w ill be riding the trams, the trams w ill need to be m odified fo r easier disabled student access. Parking Services Program Coordinator Ron Kucera said m odification of the trams is something P a rtin g Services is “ looking at,” but “ as of this moment there is not a definite modification scheduled fo r the tram s.” Scharf said tram accessibility fo r the handicapped is one o f the reasons the new system was adopted. Scharf said Disabled Student Resources would take whatever steps are necessary to make sure a ll disabled students can get around campus. Disabled Students is hoping to solicit contributions fo r additional carts for transporting handicapped students, and w ill be placing an ad in the State Press asking fo r donations. Scharf said D isabled Students is developing a grid system fo r transporting disabled students using four-passenger carts. She said Disabled Students currently has two carts, and need at least four m ore to implement the grid system. Kucera said 304 handicapped parking permits w ere issued last year and expects about the same this fall. Kucera said some m ildly handicapped people have circumvented the handicapped decal application process and have bought regular decals in lots close to their destinations. Scharf said Planning and Construction have been working with Disabled Students to make sure a ll construction plans are accomodating and safe fo r handicapped people. “ Our particular concern is our blind students,” she said, adding that there are about 55 blind students on campus. Sharf said a certified m obility instructor w ill be available to help blind students learn their w ay around construction, and those who have difficulty w ill definitely have cart transport available. Scharf said the biggest problem facing disabled students is distance. She said the elim ination of Cady M all due to the Hayden Library Expansion w ill make it particularly difficult fo r the students. “ That is going to cut o ff the most direct, shortest routes (between many buildings!,” she said. “ F or those who are m obility im paired, that could be a serious problem .” Scharf said the Student A ffa irs O ffice has already committed $50,000 to Disabled Students fo r operations, interpreters and purchase of additional carts, and she anticipates a need fo r even more. “ Our transportation needs are going to increase tremendously,” she said. inside today ASU W EATHER increased humidity Fair skies today with likely with an expected thundershowers, high of 106 High temperatures degrees. The will range from 100 expected low is 83. to 105 degress. The The weekend lows will be in the forecast will be 80s. C la ssifie d ..................... 11 Entertainment............... 9 O pinion............... . . . . . 4 S p o rts..... ..................... 10 Police R eport............... 3 C o m ic s ........................ 2 Turn to S to o fty , p a g* 8. Babbitt calls for federal improvements at capital meeting B y KIM M ATTIN G LY S tate P re s s ------ w — r— WASHINGTON — Some called Bruce Babbitt the “ future of the Dem ocratic P a rty,” while others noted his obscurity on the political scene. But the most common response to the 1988 presidential candidate’s debut here Sunday was one o f pleasant surprise. The form er Arizona governor appeared to win over a somewhat skeptical audience with humor not often seen during his nearly 12 years in state politics. Several listeners said he outshined Dem ocratic opponent Rep. Richard Gephardt, D-Missouri, ami even the R ev. Jesse Jackson, who joined Babbitt in Washington as guests o f the Am ericans for Dem ocratic Action 39th Annual Conference, last week. “ He’s a strong alternative to the other Dem ocratic candidates,” one newly proclaim ed Babbitt supporter said after the candidate’s 90-minute speech and question'and answer session. “ I was very shocked a t his frankness on controversial issues.” Another said; “ To the degree he gets out of the woodwork, he’ll excell.” U.S. aid to the rebels does not constitute an adequate foreign policy. “ W atergate involved a petty crook, This tim e w e have a president deliberately flouting the law and constitution of the United States,” he said. Babbitt, who w ill turn 49 on Saturday, said he realizes he is Babbitt also refuted the. Reagan administration stand on not a well-known candidate, but plans to overcom e obscurity - issues such as the Persian Guff, international trade and the “ by campaigning l&hours a day, seven days a week.” national debt. During his opening rem arks, Babbitt called fo r federal “ This administration reads the w orld in an incorrect and improvements in health care, education, civ il rights and the dangerous w ay,” he said. “ Anywhere in the w orld a sparrow environment and chastised the current administration fo r its falls from the nest, it,is perceived as a conspiracy by the lack of a comprehensive U.S. foreign policy. Soviets— a conspiracy requiring an arm ed response.” “ The good news is that in Central Am erica, (form er Lt. To address the national debt, Babbitt emphasized support C ol.) O llie North is gone,” Babbitt said, referring to the Iranfor a progressive income tax and said: “ M y w ager in 1968 is Contra scandal. “ The bad news is now w e don’t have any that the Am erican people are ready fo r candor. That means policy (in Central A m erica) at a ll.” no m ore m ilitary spending, restrained social spending and W hile responding to questions before a crowded ballroom m ore (ta x ) revenue.” of Dem ocratic activist students and others, Babbitt added: But “ getting out o f the woodwork” m ay not be an easy task, according to m any a t tiie conference who said they cam e without high expectations or knowledge of the liberal form er governor. “ The president may not use th e executive branch to run clandestine foreign policy. ’ ’ , Babbitt, who has traveled extensively in Central Am erica, said the contras have little support in Nicaragua and that Babbitt, who has been campaigning officia lly since March 10, returned to Washington Tuesday. H e w ill spend the rest of the week on cam paign swings through Florida and Texas before returning to Phoenix Sunday. S a fe P t a » Thursday, June 85,1987 by Berke Breathed BLOOM COUNTY the week •The Week section Is a daily calendar of events happening on campus at Arizona State University. Any campus club or organization can submit entries to the calendar for publication. Those who wish to submit entries to the Week section must come to the State Press, located in the basement of Matthews Center, Room 15, and fill out an entry form. Entries will not be taken over the phone. Deadline for the entries w ill be 1 p.m. Mondays and Wednesdays. LOOPMORNING,SR / m yournew m m fw m e m rr m is fti nuow m w wiropuce myself by m ofn u m iM 6 tm 6 e iS ^ S S S S : A t m CAN? t PfTTY SUHSTOTHETWE OF "THECPNPY MAH'... MM! / M eetings •ASU Caucus for faculty, staff and students w ill meet at noon Friday in the MU, Room 214. Lectures •Professor Januusz Reykowski, director of the Psychology Department, Polish Academy of Science, discusses “Who Is My Neighbor? The Study of Motivation and Personality of People Involved in Rescuing Jews During World War It.” The lecture w ill begin at 3:30 p.m. today in the Psychology Building, Room 205. you’ve wssep o u r YOURPREAMS, MX.BKr&f. yest I m ir be party TOWS. MR. 0 6 0 /. you've p ix a r p e p vm HOFES AHP THROWN YOUR farep ambitions um the rubbish can of your. vnrm PERCH f it s ? LORE, HOW THIS JOE im T t m PACK, MR. M6BV. RECYCLE THESE OLPANP SFOtLEP PREAMS. \ m m s ONE MEUVHORICfiL LEVEL. / Entertainm ent •The High Heeled Women present their original musical comedy sketches at 8 p.m. Saturday at. Gammage. Tickets are $6 for the general public and $3 for ASU faculty, staff and students. United Blood Services prepares blood drive; 130donors needed MRS- LRN6P0N, ICOULPNTHELP nonane oneofyour LOVE LETTERS TO MR. LRHEOOH UNPER THECOFFEEEROUNPS. MAYi REAP ITT United Blood Services w ill be on campus next week seeking blood donors. L ori Bonn, doom* resource specialist of the United Blood services said she would like about 130 people to donate Mood. Bonin said die amount o f blood donated usually drops around the summer holiday. She sees next week’s blood drive as a w ay to m ain ta in “ an adequate supply o f Mood fo r the Fourth o f July weekend.” The United Blood Sendees trailer w ill be parked on the lawn between die Administration Building and the MU, Monday through Wednesday, June 29 to July 1. Hours are 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. On Thursday, July 2, die unit w ill be parked on T y ler M all near the Engineering Budding. Hours are8:30a.m . to noon. OH,WELTER "PERREST WELTERW006UMS, WHENWEKISS, MY WES ACHE. I LIVE WR IT. RCWN6LY, ELUE SUE. * ■ H i woorns? iw people MY HEME'S FRRH. / OFCOURSE m s. SAW THIS oom m e m il e EMY/WHY ■ PtPNTYW STOP I M B flue to the inconvenience of the road construction on Mill Avenue, , , H h P '■fbj ** ■ B p ______ES P R IT Is offering you— — *............ 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E fforts are continuing to obtain his release,” Defense M inister Adel Osseiran told reporters after his son A li was freed. Fourteen gunmen abducted die three June 17 while they drove through Ouzai, a stronghold of the radical Iranian-backed Shiite Moslem Hezbollah, or P a rty of God, in south Beirut’s Shiite slums. A li Osseiran, dressed in navy blue trousers and a dark blue shirt, appeared briefly Wednesday on the balcony at the fam ily home in the seaside town of Rm eileh, 20 m iles south of the capital. His 82-year-old father heads a prominent conservative clan o f Shiite Moslems. The 40-year-old engineer was asked where Glass was. He paused, then replied in a sad voice: “ Id on ’tknow.” No group has claim ed responsibility for the abductions. Hezbollah, the most m ilitant Shiite faction in Lebanon, broke silence Tuesday night and declared it had nothing to do with them. An Osseiran fam ily bodyguard said A li Osseiran had dinner Tuesday night with Glass, who was in Lebanon working on a book, but would not give further détails. Glass, 36, is a form er ABC television correspondent from Los Angeles. He was the first foreigner kidnapped in Lebanon since 7,500 Syrian troops entered Beirut’s Moslem sector Feb. 22 to quell fighting between riva l m ilitias. His seizure embarrassed Syria, which is the nation’s main power broker and keeps 25,000 soldiers in northern and eastern Lebanon, and it has pressed fo r his release. Among the 25 foreigners missing and believed kidnapped since March 1985 are nine Americans, six Frenchmen, two Britons, two West Germans, an Italian, an Irishman, a South Korean, an Indian and two foreigners who have not been identified. Glass was the first journalist kidnapped in Beirut since T erry A . Anderson, 39, chief M iddle E a st correspondent o f The Associated Press, was abducted March 16, 1985. 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Page 4 ài Thursday, June 25,1987 State P rê t» Republic” distorts the truth shout Liberty tragedy disapproving an invasion of Syria, but be unafraid of attacking a U.S. warship? “ That’s the question I ’ve asked everyone I ’v e talked to about this,” she replied candidly. “ It ’s a difficult one to come up with.” Citing Ennes, she said that “ (me answer is that the United States is forgivin g of anything that Israel does, but then the problem is: Why would Üie U.S. forgive the Liberty, but not forgive the Golan Heights invasion? “ It doesn’t make a lot of sense. ” Ed Schubert Guest Colum nist 1359 HOURS, 06 JUN 67. In the midst of desperate D ay W ar between Israel and the Arab states, the USS lib e r ty was steaming peacefully 13 m iles o ff the coast of the Sinai. Then, about 2 p.m ., Israeli a ircraft and torpedo boats attacked the unsuspecting ship. When it was over, m ore than an hour later, 34 Am erican sailors w ere dead and 171 had been injured. The incident was investigated by both the Israeli m ilitary and the United States Navy. Both concluded that the attack was a tragic accident o f war. Lessner argued in his column of June 8 that Israel feared the United States would "strong-arm ” her into desisting from invading the Golan. Y e t it’s hard to im agine what leverage the U.S. would have had with Israel by the fifth day of thé Six Day W ar. L et’s fa ce it: Israel was on a roll. The thesis endorsed by James Ennes and the Republic, that Israel deliberately attacked the Liberty to prevent the U.S. from learning of the Golan invasion, seems, m ore than anything, an exercise in the logical fallacy o f Post hoc, ergo Procter hoc: The Golan invasion commenced the day after clearly marked, that the attack continued as long as it did, etc. Also, the fact that Ennes and other sailors who survived the attack w ere given only the most perfunctory hearing during the N avy’s investigation of the incident. But according to Ennes’ own account, a deposition he wrote on the attack was read before the N aval Court of Inquiry that investigated the m atter and was fla tly contradicted by the Liberty’s commander, W illiam McGonagle, who told a substantially different story than did Ennes ( “ Assault on the Liberty,” chapter 10. It is interesting to note that McGonagle was on the Liberty’s bridge throughout the attack and for most of the day, while Ennes was injured at the start of the attack and spent most of the same period below deck on a stretcher). As to the question, “ How could the Israeli m ilitary have made such an incredible series of blunders?” I would reply, “ How could the U.S. N avy, knowing the dangers involved, have sent the Liberty, unescorted and arm ed only with four .50 caliber machine guns, into an active w ar zone against the explicit warnings of both Israel and Egypt? ” But to answer the first question directly, I refer the reader to an article in the September, 1984, issue of the Atlantic, “ The Attack on the Liberty” by Hirsh Goodman and Zeev Schiff. (I t ’s interesting that D r. Lessner dismissed this account as “ ridiculous” when I spoke with him. But then, in Lessner’s mental univèrse, it has to be ridiculous: Goodman and S chiff believe the attack was an accident, and people who think that w ay aren’t “ reasonable people predisposed to objectivity” — never mind that both m en a re vetera n w ar correspondents w ith in tern ation al reputations). Common sense seemed to vindicate that judgement. Why would Israel attack her strongest a lly in the course of a w ar fo r her very survival? T o this day, no one has been able to put forw ard a plausible m otive fo r a deliberate Israeli attack. As it happened, the day after the attack on the Liberty, Israeli jets attacked a column of their own tanks on the W est Bank. Such mistakes are common in war. But with the recent attack on the USS Stark in the Persian Gulf, followed closely by the 20th anniversary o f the Six D ay W ar and the attack cm the Liberty, The Arizona Republic has embarked on a heavy round of historical revisionism . In a cartoon by Steve Benson on M ay 22, in a column by Richard Lessner on June 8, and in a news article by Carol Sowers on June 14, the following theme is hammered home: In Goodman and Schiff’s reconstruction of the attack on the Liberty and the events leading up to it, these facts em erge: •The Liberty was in a w ar zone from which Egypt had ordered a ll neutral ships to depart. Israel bad requested the United States to “ either withdraw a ll its vessels from our shores, or inform us of the exact location of a ll vessels close to our shores.” Israel deliberately attacked the Liberty, fu lly aw are it was an Am erican vessel. M oreover, the N avy’s investigation o f the attack was a deliberate and shameful coverup of the truth. As evidence, Lessner and Sowers o ffer a rather interesting and curious assortment of speculations. Both rely heavily on the book “ Assault on the Liberty,” by James Ennes, an officer who was on the Liberty’s bridge at the start of the attack. Lessner describes the book as ‘definitive.’ In her news story o f June 14 (page A-12), Sowers reports that “ . . . Ennes and other survivors are convinced the Liberty was attacked because it had decoded messages detailing the Israelis’ plan to invade (S yria’s ) Golan Heights. “ ‘Israel didn’t want us (the United States) to know-that they w ere p lan n in g to invade the Golan Heights,’ Ennes said.” OK, here we have a motive. Does it wash? I called Ms. -Sowers at the Republic to ask the obvious question: Why would Israel be afraid of the United States the Liberty was attacked; therefore, the Golan invasion must hav e had something to do with the attack on the Liberty. Does it wash? I think not. In his column of June 8, Lessner stated that the evidence fo r a deliberate attack is so overwhelming that “ any reasonable person predisposed to objectivity” must accept it. Y e t in the same coliimn, he states that “ w e m ay never know” the m otive fo r a deliberate attack — because of the whitewash, you know. In the course o f a telephone interview, I asked Dr. Lessner how one could be so certain the attack was deliberate when it was so very d ifficu lt to establish m otive. He gave m e what I thought was a plausible answer: He cited evidence from the day of the attack itself: the fact that the Liberty had been under Israeli surveillance since 6 that morning, that it was a d e a r day and the Liberty was letters Attack of the killer trees Editor: I recently read in the State Press that the administration at ASU is concerned that the construction going on around the Hayden Library m ight pose some safety problems to the individuals utilizing the library and walking down Cady M all. Luckily, no one was killed or injured. The incident points out some serious safety issues which ASU needs to contend with in order to avoid sim ila r events from occurring in the future. Frankly, I do not find death by a k iller palm tree to be an appealing idea. Apparently these concerns have not crystalized into any action on the part of ASU. On Wednesday, June l i , I was sitting outside o f the librar y talking to a friend. Midway through our discourse he abruptly changed the subject to inform m e that one of the large palm trees that was being taken out was fallin g in our direction. Before I could make a m ove, the tree crashed down within fiv e feet of where I was sitting. Another interesting point is that no one on the crew rem oving the above mentioned k iller tree seemed at all concerned about what had just happened. I certainly do not hope that they m a k e a c o m m on practice out o f losing control o f large, top-heavy trees they are rem oving. James Carey-McDonald Graduate Student Anthropology L E T T E R PO LICY Letters should be typed, double-spaced and no longer than two pages. Any submissions not In adherence with letter policy will not be published. Letters are subject to editing on the basis of clarity, length or conformance to newspaper style. Include your full name, class standing and major, or other affiliation with the University, along with your phone number. Requests for anonymity are granted if a reason is given. Bring letters to the newspaper's front desk In the basement of Matthews Center. Picture I.D. Is required. •H ie Liberty had in fact been ordered out o f the area, on at least three separate occasions, by N aval commanders who feared that the ship would indeed be mistaken as hostile by (me side or the other. The orders w ere lost through circumstances that would have been com ical had not the results been so tragic: One set was m isfiled and ended up in the Philippines. •As feared, through a series of errors on the Israeli side (which Goodman and Schiff describe in detail) the Liberty was mistaken for an Egyptian destroyer and attacked. These are the cold, hard, tragic facts o f the matter. Or, at the very least, this is the other side o f the stray: the side of the story that The Arizona Republic seems determined to keep from seeing the ligh t of day — even as it rails against the vile and deceitful “ cover up” of Israel’s “ deliberate” attack on the USS Liberty. m+é Storte Press  Page 5 Thursday, June 25,1987 Bakker declares end to PTL ‘holy war'; calls for referendum to chose leadership By Tha A sso cia te d P ress TEG A C AY, S.C. — Jim Bakker Wednesday declared an end to the “ holy w ar” over P T L and is m oving out o f the parsonage here, but he renewed a call fo r a referendum of contributors to decide the leadership o f the troubled ministry. In a statement handed to reporters outside the m inistry’s lakeside parsonage, Bakker said: “ F or the cause of Christ I feel this so-called holy w ar has com e to an end. It’s tim e fo r men of God to get back to the preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ. “ We are calling the people of God to unity, love and peace. It is up to the people to decide w hat they want. I f they want Jerry Falw ell to head P T L and H eritage USA than they should support it in its present form ,” the statement said. “ I f the people want Jim and Tam m y to return to television, then they should support Jim and Tam m y. ” Bakker has been vying fo r support among P T L ’s regular contributors, called partners, some of whom are calling fo r the R ev. Jerry Falw ell to step down as P T L chairman. Bakker handed over the television m inistry and Christian theme park to Falw ell amid a sex scandal. Bakker later said the switch was supposed to be tem porary ; Falw ell has refused to return the debt-ridden ministry, saying Monday, “ It would be like letting the fox back in the henhouse.” The statem ent from B akker w as presented by a woman who did not identify herself and who would not say whether the Bakkers had left fo r Gatlinburg, Tenn., where they planned to spend a few days relaxing before packing and leaving the $1.3 m illion estate. The P T L ’s new leaders had sought the return of the Tega Cay house, and the Bakkers sent Word Tuesday through attorney James Toms that they would m ove out to show that they w ill put the m inistry’s health above m aterial gain. . Toms said lawyers have advised the Bakkers that they own the house and they have everything but the title to back their claim, and said it will be up to the courts to decide ownership. Toms also said the Bakkers hope “ trusted friends” will help them work out details of the ministry’s leadership with Falwell. 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However, recent radiocarbon tests from the site recently fe ll in the range of A.D. 770 and 1170, setting the occupation o f the site 100 to 200 years earlier than expected based on the dates suggested by ceram ic design styles. “ These dates are the first for the entire region and, as m ore come in, we hope to fill what had been a big gap on our map of Southwestern chronologies,” h e said. Redman added that excavations have shown the inhabitants of Shoofly V illage grew com , squash and beans. They also hunted deer, rabbits, rodents, birds and m igratory fowl. 4% Though the inhabitants had vitam in deficiencies and dental problems, they w ere relatively healthy, Redman said. “ They lived to be m ore than 50 years old, which is very rem arkable fo r a prehistoric people,” he said. According to Redman, their prim ary tools w ere made of stone and not elaborately fashioned. The most abundant artifacts recovered at the site have been pieces of pottery,from undecorated brown clay. Small figurines, stone pendants and shiny quartz crystals have also been uncovered inside dwellings at the site. Unlike most Southwestern sites, Redman said the buildings at Shoofly V illage are com pletely surrounded by a w all and those located at the core appear to be built in a pueblo-like fashion with fu ll masonry walls. Around this ew e, but within the w all, are less-substantiallybuilt houses, some made of wood and mud. ‘ ‘What w e see here are two, perhaps three community designs .combined in a single settlement,” Redman said. Several possible explanations fo r this are being examined by ASU’s research project. The most imm ediate explanation is that each design represents a different period o f occupation, with Shoofly being lived in fo r a relatively long period of time. However, Redman noted the evidence available at this tim e does not tend to support thatidea. A second explanation is different housing types represent a permanent year-i-ound group o f inhabitants in the central core, with seasonal occupants living in the periphery, he said. A third possibility Redman observed is socially, perhaps culturally, distinct groups of people lived at the site simultaneously. This association may have been forced by powerful individuals livin g in the core dwelling. “ Whether the second, third, or some new explanation is ultim ately accepted is hard to know at this tim e,” Redman said. “ But w hatever the case, the social o prehistoric community is an interesting les the past got along together.” . Redman said that there is no evidc inhabitants of Shoofly Village were war-1 around the site suggests the presence in the peoples. The inhabitants of Shoofly abandoned the century, perhaps due to enemy intrusic because they had undermined their econo tend with agriculture, Redman said. “ This appears to be the usual pattem of Indians in the Southwest,” he said. “ Anarei a hundred years or so then abandoned, prob was depleted.” Redman said vandalism is one of the two site: Although it is illegal, souveneer hunt* artifacts from various Indian ruins around I “ We can’t guard the site all year long opening it to the public for a weekend ev< SHOW US YOUR STUDENT I.D. YOU’LL GET A DINNER This year we're doing it ag ainl Every Sunday (but ONLY on Sunday). M ike Pulos of the Spaghetti Com pany will give you one FREE dinner" for e ach dinner you order! It's our 2 tor 1 SUNDAY STUDENT SPECIAL. And it's good for the whole school year at both our Tem pe and Phoenix locations. already terrific prices even better! Our dinners include a full course m eal with a ll the trimmings-from salad to dessert. 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To forestall the possiblitity of the land being sold, Redman said that he would like to see Shoofly V illage declared a National or a State Park. “ This would take an act of Congress or the Arizona legislature,” said Redman. “ That is our long-term goal.” D eclaring the site a national paré would bring it under the control of an organized park service, which in turn would open the site to the public year-round, Redman said. A paré service would also undertake improvements, making the site m ore acessible to the public, including the handicapped, he said. 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What Sonata Vou: •ASU professor Takayori Atsumi, cellist, and associate professor Robert Roux, pianist, will present a recital featuring music from French composers at 7:30 p.m. Friday in the Music Theatre. The performance will include Gabriel Faure’s “Sonata No. 2 Opus 117,” Claude Debussy’s “Sonata In D” and Cesar Franck’s “Sonata in À.” The recital is free and open to the public. | f U m ByTW YLA PUM ROY State Press I f it has six legs, is “ hormonally complex” and looks like Carmen Miranda in triplicate, it must be the High Heeled Women. Perform ing what they call “ ovarian” humor, Tracey Berg, Cassandra Danz and M ary Fulham w ill bring The High Heeled Women Show to ASU’s Gammage Center at 8 p.m. Saturday. “ We feel there are two kinds of humor, ‘ovarian’ for women and ‘testacalean’ for men,” Fulham said during a telephone interview from her New York City residence. “ Women seem to be much more h o rm o n a lly c o m p le x ,” she sa id . “ Testacalean is the m ore known type of humor, like the rubber chicken and the Three Stooges. Women can’t do that. Women just aren’t that physical. ” Fulham offered as an exam ple the fact that women are m ore likely to go shopping and ask their friends if they look good in something while men are m ore likely to have wet-towel fights. “ We like men,” Fulham said. “ Men are great. We just wouldn’t want them to go shopping with us. “ We make fun of women as sex objects; although I certainly like m y husband to think of me as a sex object now and then.” The High Heeled Women, who have been together for seven years, do not describe their humor as fem inist, although they do touch on women’s issues with skits about birth control and women around the world. “ In some sort of twisted way, it’s a Mary Fulham, Cassandra Danz and Tracey Berg “ From Here To M aternity” . “ It’s real home humor,” Fulham said with a laugh. “ Nothin’ slick here. W e try to have a really good tim e.” women’s statement,” Fulham said. “ We don’t do derogatory humor, w e do more o f a humanistic approach to com edy.” “ It is really difficult to come up with idegs that only involved women, ” Fulham said. 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John M acLeod, m y old partner, what are you doing here?” Jerry yelled. “ I am the ghost of NBA seasons past,” the ghostly M acLeod said. “ I ’m here to take you on a journey through Phoenix Suns history. Come with m e.” M acLeod took Jerry’s hand and they floated into the heavens and wound up inside Veterans M em orial Coliseum. Jerry looked down in amazement. “ I can’t believe it! H ie Suns are playing the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals! Is this what’s in store fo r us next season?” “ No, J erry,” M acLeod said, “ Rem em ber, I am the ghost of seasons past. You’ll note that Alvan Adams is still a young m an, Paul Westphal is still in uniform and I ’m coaching while D ick Van Arsdale is still feeding color comm entary to A1 McCoy on the sidelines.” “ Wow, the W estern Conference Finals. This was eons ago.” “ No, Jerry, this is 1984, only three years ago.” “ This was only three years ago? It seem s incredible.” “ That’s what every basketball fan in Arizona has been saying lately. Now look at this.” M acLeod w aved his hand and the Lakers disappeared and w ere replaced by a new team, the Eddie Johnson-led Sacramento Kings, who w ere pummelling the Suns. “ What happened?” Jerry asked. “ M y team looks terrible! H alf of m y players are sitting on the bench dressed in business suits!” “ This is a couple of months ago, Jerry. Just last season, in fact. Coach Van Arsdale is trying to feed color commentary to a team with only seven healthy players, as w ell as to a coliseum with only a few m ore than seven healthy spectators. I ’m up there sitting in that free seat you gave m e near the ceiling. “ Am i there’s Dennis Johnson’s replacement, R ick Robey, who’s not quite as Tiny as Tim , but is just about as useful.” Q u e stio n s Waiter Davis, a sp ecif« from the Phoenix Suns past and possible future, Is only part of Jerry Colangelo’« recurring nightmare. “ John, what have I done? What happened?” Jeriry cried out. But die coliseum faded aw ay and Jerry found him self back in his bed. Upset and restless, he decided to look over the Boston Celtics roster to see who he could engineer a trade for. Just as he was about to outline a five-player deal to get the rights to Fred Roberts, he heard another rattling of chains and the sound o f a machine gun bolt being pulled back. “ Don Colangelo l I am da ghost of a-NBA seasons apresent,” the new spiritual presence said as he tugged at the chains that w ere draped around his neck and inspected his semi-automatic weapon. “ Say, ” Jerry responded, *‘aren’t you Marlon Brando? ” “ I ’m a-Don Corleone. Dey sent m e because a-your players look-a-more like da cast of a sequel to ‘Da Godfather’ den a basketball team .” “ It’s not that bad, is it?” Jerry asked. “ Take a look,” the famous gangster ordered. He waved the barrel of his heater through the air and a courtroom appeared. ‘ ‘What’s going on? ” Jerry said, m ortified. “ M y team looks terrible! H alf of m y players are sitting on that bench dressed in business suits!” “ Da feds have been crackin’ down. D ey busted da drug ring and dey want ta send everybody ta da big house.” “ This can’t be happening. M y team w ill be ruined! ” “ Don’t w orry, m y son. Dis is I t a l y . . . I mean Am erica. It ain’t easy ta send somebody ta da join t, no pun intended. Your star player, W alter Davis, is gonna get a free ride fe r rattin’ on some of-a-your lesser players, and da legal boys had their case hurt ’cause their star witness was killed in a mysterious car accident last-a-week.” “ W ill irty team be able to play together after a ll this?” “ Dat’s what every basketball fan in Arizona has been askin’ lately, but it ain’t fo r m e ta say. O f course, ya gotta rem em ber dat you pay them ta win games, not hold grudges. But enough of dis. You got a-one-a-more trip ta take. We gonna make you an offer dat you can’t never refuse.” Corleone vanished and Jerry was home again, on the brink o f tears. Then he looked up and realized that he was face to face with still another ghost. This one had no chains, but carried a basketball in one hand and a hammer in the other. “ Let m e guess,” Jerry said, “ you’re the ghost of NBA seasons future, right?” “ I am your NBA future, M r. Colangelo. M y name is Gilliam . Arm on Gilliam . Number 35, licensed to rebound. Your team needs fixin ’ and I ’m here to do it. Take a lode.” Gilliam waved his hammer through the air. H e and Jerry appeared over a rose garden. “ What’s going on?” Jerry asked. “ M y team actually lodes good. A ll of m y players are sitting on that bench dressed in business suits.” “ W e’re waiting for President Stern to congratulate us on ( h it NBA championship. By trading away your first-round draft picks from the last two years and bringing in Eddie Johnson to complement m yself and La rry Nance, you overcam e scandal and hard tim es and fin ally built a team that could go a ll the way. Now, D avid Robinson is out of the N avy and he wants to sign with the Suns to create an NBA dynasty in Phoenix,” “ Can a ll of this really be happening?” Jerry asked. “ That’s exactly what every basketball fan in Arizona has been asking lately.” Colangelo woke up as a new man that morning. On the night before the NBA draft, he traded W illiam Bedford to D etroit and sent E d Pinckney to Sacramento to bring Eddie Johnson to town, paving the w ay fo r G illiam ’s arrival. On draft day, Gilliam did arrive, ending a bah-humbug season and beginning a m erry off-season in Phoenix. DID YOU KNOW? YOUR ASU INSURANCE COVERS CHIROPRACTIC CARE!!! a b o u t th e STATE PR ES S 99 ►Whiplash ►Neck Pain ►Headaches ►Back Pain ► Shoulder Pain ►Accidental Injuries CA LL 965-7572 8am-5pm DAILY Whiplash! We will accept your insurance, provide a student discount, with little or no out-of-pocket expense to you. TEMPE SCOTTSDALE 966-1635 941-2909 Dr.' Donald Nelson 3910 S. 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BUY your ow n condo and room y on e bedroom cou ld be converted to tw o bedroom s. 61295 dow n with m onthly paym ents o f 6305 PI at 10 118% fo r 30 years. On P rice and U niversity. Call Rae Lynn, R ealty E xecu tives, 8992888.___________________ A LARGE tw o bedroom near ASU. Sum mer sp ecial 6300 p er month, regularly 6386.9892750,967-8431. BEAUTIFUL NEW large on e and tw o bedroom apartm ents, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, on e block south o f U niversity on 8th S treet and G ary. A sk about m ove-ln sp ecials. 9695236. FOUR BEDROOM, tw o bath older house. A C , wd, fen ced yard, pets ok. 6600 m onth. C all 897-2304 a fter 6 p.m. o r w eekends. 806 W . 12th S t. O ne m ile toA 8 U ._________________________________ Nothing. LARGE, QUIET furnished room , private entrance, kitch en ette, private bath. A vailable fo r qu iet, seriou s grad student. ASU, 3 m iles. 831-7264. E N G IN E E R IN G T E C H N IC IA N (m echanical), sacond o r third year m echanical en gin eerin g o r tech n ology. Must b e available 12 m onths at minimum o f 20 hours par w eek betw een 9 6 . 64.50 and up. ph on e 9568200._______________________________ FULL-TIME TELEM ARKETING. Salary plus bonus. 2 3 0 to 8 3 0 p.m . Call Cyndle, 8 3 9 2 8 3 7 ,_____________LO O KING FO R a ggressive stu dents to sell Sun Shades to retail sto res throughout Phoenix. Com m ission paid w eekly. M ust have own transportation, ceil Mika Goldm an, 8668084 fo r Interview .-____________ ' NOW H IRING Jlm ba'a Ic e Cream S tore and Restaurant in M esa, com er o f Southern and Country Club. N eed w aitresses, cook s. C all Nancy, 8344290. PART-TIM E RETAIL position available even in gs and w eekends, 12-18 hours per w eek. A pply In person, The U Shop, 920 E U niversity, S u ite 0106, Tem po. PERFECT PART-TIM E Job, 4 3 0 «. Q u alified leads m ake our telem arket­ ing easier. 84/hour + com m ission + bonu ses = 6B1Q!hour. Our south S cottsd ale o ffic e Is c lo s e to cam pus. 9478606.__________ ■. TELEM ARKETING EVENINGS, w ork from hom e, to p dollar, pleasant personality required. .Call Alan or M itch, 9992845._____________ ■ STUD EN TS Im m e d ia te p o s itio n s o p e n fo r l»a rt-tim e a n d fu ll-tim e c le r ic a l a n d lig h t in d u stria l w o rk ers. Tem pe & Ch an dler Location s N o Experience Required. QUEEN SIZE bed Including fram e and headboard, 6200 OBO; 13” lockin g w ire w heel covers never out o f box, 6100 OBO. 8908103 o r9692726._________ 610 HOUR salary part-tim e. Grad students, recen t grads w ith charism a, enthusiasm , good peop le sk ills. A b le to w ork In fron t o f group. Th e Princeton R eview , 9 6 2 8 8 6 0 .__________________ ___ RESIDENT APARTM ENT m anagers n eeded fo r m snsgem ent end malntenance part-tim e fo r sm all com plex. Free apartm ent and u tilitie s.4998970. DISABLED STUDENT n eeds help parttim e. 65 per hour. N o experien ce necessary, w ill train. 6290927.__________ B u sin e ss Opp. ADO A T lea st'6 6 0 0 part-tim e to your current m onthly Incom e. N o Inventory. N o sailin g. A re you curious? C all Allyn a t 7390673o r Todd a t 962-1231. FEM ALE ROOMMATE, share 2 bed­ room , 2 bath furnished patio hom e. Chandler/Rurai. $308 In clu des u tilities. 196 depoatt. 9614024.__________________ IT p ossib le to Increase EOE • Never A Fee TH E LO O P, a new fa st-food con cep t in a tota lly authentic settin g o f yesteryear C h icago. P.T. m ale o r fem ale position s. A pply 11 a.m.-11 p.m. dally. S.W . com er lem on and Terrace. Tem po._________ __ Jew elry CASH FO R go ld and diam onds. M ill A venue Jew elers, 414 S . M ill, S u ite 104, Tem pe. 9696067.____________ ___________ CUSTOM DESIGN and re-m ountlng. M ill A venue Jew elers, 414 S. M ill, S uite 104, Tem ps. 9696967.__________________ L o s t F Found In telligen ce? C all 264-2381?* _________ A little Romance? LOVE CONNECTION Most exciting way to meat someone new. 1-976-6000 M/F ROOMM ATE w anted to share n ice 4 bedroom , 2 bath house. College/Broadway a n a . 6220fmonth + V< u tilities. 0692427 or 9693644 days, 8396054 even in gs. N onsm okets only. M/F to share on e bedroom , on e bath tw o blocks from ASU. 6197/month Including u tilities. P o ol, ca b le, qu iet, perking. M itch, 921-1377._______________ 803 per minute •All phone numbers No membership fees Free — after listening to today's ads you w ill be able to place yo u r own PRO FESSIO NAL M ALE seek s M/F to share luxury 2 bedroom , 1% bath condo/townhom e near F iesta M all. M ariy a m e n itie s an d re crea tio n fa c ilities. Only fo r th e m ost d is­ crim inating. 6296/month, V4 u tilities. Call 24 hour* IS IT p ossib le to h ave a happy, lasting relationship? C all 284-2381■_____________ SALLY IN S cottsdale: G ive m e a call. Let m e know w here to g e t In touch with ________________ ” You cou ld take her to a m ovie fo r around *1 5, or to dinner fo r around $25, o r you cou ld say It in a S tate Proas Personal. Only a buck fo r students. 81800 DOW N, take o ver paym ents. Tw o bedroom , tw o bath condo. Bike to ASU. Dean O lds, Tm dew inds R ealty, 829 4602,6293333.______________ ___________ 2*3*4 bedroom con d os, tow nbouses, hou ses, near ASU fo r sa ls and rant. C ell Alum nus Robert B ullock, Trencor R ealty, 961-5800,8690460. _________ A R T DECO condo- H u ge m aster bedroom , 1V4 baths, parquet floors, sculptured staircase, gla ss block w all, Jennalre cook top, su bzero refrigerator, bultt-ln desk, book case. L ots o f stor­ a ge. Re ce ssed and track lighting. C overed parking, laundry, p ool. Few m iles from ASU, south S cottsdale. O w ner m ust sa il. M aty, 941-6619 BIKE TO ASU. 3 bedroom , 2 bath condo. 352,900. Furnished. W ill con ­ sid er leese/purchase. C all W anda at Rad Carpal Low e, 8338871. Evenings, 964-9460. ________________ O NE BEDROOM, on e bath condo clo se to ASU. A ll am en ities, p erfect fo r student. C a ll8358198o r 834-5627. 965*7572 M ALE O R fem ale room m ate n eeded fo r rem ainder o f sum m er. Papago C ondos on C o lleg e and Curry, V4 m ile from cam pus. Furnished, covered parking, w asher, dryer. *290-1- W u tilities. 907-7400, lea ve m essage._______________ . M R NICE G uy. M ale student room m ate d esired, nonsm oker fo r fou r bedroom house w ith p ool In M esa. Private bath. W orking mom w ith 2 teen sons, 2 ca ts, 1 doberm an. C all 9668455 days 118 p.m. $200 per m onth plu s Vi u tilities. NEEDS TLC II 3 bedroom , 2 bath, pool. W ants quick sale. Evelyn, 831-1152, ERA Karatetter._________________________ AD S ARE FREE EVERYDAY! W e lim it them to 20 w ords and run them fo r tw o days. Just ca ll th e STATE PRESS cla ssified departm ent, C all 8397009, _________ _ ROOM IN private hom e, 1 fem ale student. Everything furnished. P ool, spa, cable, ate. 6200/month Includes everyth ing. 9474912.___________________ SH ARE CO NCEPTS. C h oose from reliab le room m ates and various set­ tin gs - cut your exp en ses dram atically and share. 967-0233.____________________ Services FREE D IAGNOSTIC testin g and tutor­ ing fo r GM AT, LSAT, SAT, GRE, ACT, SAT. Inform ation on scholarships, grants, loans available. R esults are gu aran teed. C a ll now I 894-9665. National Scholarship R esou rce In­ stitu te, 1000 E. A pach e Blvd., S u ite 119116, Tem pe._________________________ 8018. •O ne w eek paid training •Possibility o f perm anent position •E xcellen t opportunity •C lose to campus •Broadw ay & M ill location C all 'For Appointm ent . 331-1131 ADIA Personnel Services EOE* Never A Fee ATTEN TIO N : FREE cars to all- m ajor c itie s . 21 o r older. C all A A A D riveaway, 277-9979. ___________________________ C A R S AVAILABLE - 21 or old er. AH S ta les D riveaway, 9928200.___________ T ravel FLY TO Colum bus, O h io on July 28 fo r 676. C ell 9668741,8 s.m .-5p.m . , RO CKY P O N T , Pu erto Pen asco, S ea o f C ortez, July 3, 4, 5, SOO/each (4 par con d o); 6125/sach (2 per condo), in clu des transportation and beach condo. R egion al T o u r», 8692613._______ T ypin g____________ *1.50 PAG E. S pellin g, punctuation, gram m ar corrected. F a s t A ccu rate. Q uality work. Free pick-up, delivery. Everilnga, 9696217._____________________ *1.50 PER page. Any Type W ord Processin g. S pallin g and gram m ar corrected. Som a graphics available. C all D abble, 961-1406.__________________ CLASSIFIEDS DO IT. 4399202. You r spallin g, punctuation com puter checked. Grammar, w riting, ed itin g help available. A PA and MLA m e m b er. S c ie n t ific , te c h n ic a l equ ation s p rofession ally done. C oats a little m ore, but your gra d a te worth It A-1 RESUMES profession ally w ritten and printed. Your resum e Is their first Im pression. W ord processin g a lso available. 9894670.____________ ________ A A A W ORD P rocessin g S ervice. Q uick, p rofession al services. Rush ok. Graph­ ic s availab le. Ron, 833-5532, o r m eeaege.____________________________ __ A C C U R A TE W O R D , p ro c e s s in g : Th eses, dissertation s, papers, re­ sum es. R easonable. H igh qu ality work. South Tem pe. M etyAnn, 8384302. A L L W ORD p rocessin g p rojects done accurately, prom ptly, and reliably. E xperience w ith research papers, th e s e s , and d iss erta tio n s ty le s . S atisfaction guaranteed. U nde Brewer, 8397905._______________________________ C A LL ME fo r fa st, accu rate, qu ality service at com petitive prices. C lo se to ASU. 9692186.___________________ ______ W ORD PROCESSING In 24 to 48 hours w e can prepare your term paper o r resum e. _________________________________ ANNA COMPUTERS FOR RENT IBM compatibles Lowest price CA LL Tem pe 921-0980 Phx. 371-8057 HAVE UNW ANTED fa c ie i o r body hair rem oved perm anently by electrolysis. Free consultation , lo ca ted In Tem pe. C all Sharon a t D eaert, E lectrolysis _____________ C enter, «297829. 955-2707 CEREUS W ORD P rocessin g, d u ality gu a ra n teed . Term p a p ers, d is ­ sertations, th eses, form lettera, re­ sum es, D ictaphone, w eekends. 9477796. O n Cam pus 965-6731 8390772. LETTER PERFECT W ord Processin g. Rush Jobs no problem . D issertations, term papera, resum es, th eses. Q ualltyl 8398103- TYPIN G available. Piasse ACCURATE TYPING/wOrd processin g. Q uality work. 15 years experien ce. 6978013.__________________________ _______________ W ORD PRO CESSING , secretarial Ser­ vices. 23 years experien ce. Student d iscou n t SW com er, M iller and Chaparral. 9048145. BODY, MIND, s p lr il W hich are you? C all 264-2361. _________________ _ YOU SERVICE c e ll Sandy, 802-1736. __________________ BLACK W IDOW S w anted. L ive black w idow spiders purchased. C all Tom at 264-2361. _______________ ______ NORTH PHOENIX typin g. Dependable, fa s t accu rate. S pellin g, punctuation ch ecked. V icin ity Cactus and C ave C reak Road. Kathy, 4828682 T O P Q U ALITY w ord processin g, ac­ cu rate and profession al w ith reasona b le rales. Carol. 9678342._____________ P erson al CAN _____________________________ GRAD STUDENT In English w ill type, ed it; u se IBM PC, W ordStar, W ordPer­ fe c t C ell M sisdH h, 9897341.___________ SUSAN’S TYPIN G and W ord P rocess­ in g S ervice. M cD o w ell/ S eotttd a le Road e w e. 9491600.____________________ S T A T E P R ESS CLA SSIFIED S ' 9678266. _____________ FA ST RETURN: Experienced typist w ill ed it sp ellin g, punctuation, and gram ­ mar. A ccu racy guaranteed. Joan, SH O RT O F TIM E? I can help. Rea­ sonable. P ro fiM io ria l. Guaranteed. Experienced In academ ic. C all J essie «496744. ______________ . Hours: M qn.-Fft. 4:008:15 Sat. 8.-091:30 or 1:30-6:00 IVa hire students! Transportation FRESHM AN CO M PO SITIO N tutoring. W ill a lso ed it, proofread, and type papers. R easonable rates. M A In English w ith fou r years teach ing experien ce at ASU, C all Susan, 967- LO ST: 14K g o ld b racelet. Rew ard. C all Cheryl a t8297966 ________________ Guaranteed tB Pet Hour Telesales Repreeentathrea M ATH TUTORING. S ix years ex­ perien ce from basic math up through calcu lu s. Sharon, 9691210._____________ your R e a l Estate 831-1131 STUDENTS NO W HIRING 10 POSITIONS 200SX, igei Datsun. Fully loaded, excellan t con d ition , AM-FM ca ssette, cruise con trol system , air condition ed, a lso hatchback. P rice 62900. C ontact Kevin, 8390606. ___________________ FEM ALE NONSM OKER to share 3Vi bedroom , 2 bath furnished house, p ool, W D, C all 9 6 « 4088. _______________ State P ress M atthew s C enter M ust have hom e phone and transportation. ________________________ BRAND NEW ca r stereo deck, still In box, fu ll warranty, Sony AM-FM CD player CDX-R38,6700 OBO. 2278277. Room m ate want«i 9 5 * p er m inute IS Services IS YOUR p la ce In n eed o f a paint Job? If y e t, ca ll C ou sin 's Painting fo r a p rofession al jo b w ith a c o lla g e bu dget In mind. Paul, 9997424,________________ 0292080._______________________________ 1*976-6600 DO M O RE FO R LE S S Now Hiring AD IA Personnel Service* 209 E . Baseline, Suite 105 Tempe • 1967 16x60 2 bedroom , 2 bath, 2 aw nings, skirting, AC , and many m ore extras. Take o ver paym ents. 9696429. TW O BEDROOM, tw o bath condo. N ice condition . O w ner m ust sa il. Low CTM . U NCENSO RED IN S T A N T L Y U PD A TE D you. D eriS. W ALK TO ASU, Junior on e bedroom , tw o bedroom . A du lts, no p ets. 1031 E Lem on. B el A ir Apartm ents, 9692679, F o r Sale___________ TE M PE AND M esa. S ev e ra l tow nhom es. Taka o ver paym ents o f under *626 m onthly w ith on ly 93009 65000 down. Dean O lds, Tm dew inds R ealty, 8204602,8293333._________. NEED M ONEY! B e th e first to sell guaranteed no-run pantyhose. W ill c o m e to ASU. 1884-4826 Call For Appointment 9394364. R ea l Estate TELEPH O N E B U LLETIN BOARD •Adult Messages •Introductions •Personals •Rendezvous ' •Fantasy EXTRA MONEY Is n ice, but you can help p eo p le to o l D onate plasm a fo r up to 6120 par m onth. First donation In a calen dar w eak 610, sacond donation in sam e calen dar w eak 620 (M -8). N ew donors receive 62 bonus on first donation. U niversity Plssm a C enter A ssocia ted B ioaolen ce Inc., 1018 & Rural Rd., Tsm pe, AZ. 9696139. E ffective until further n otice. ________ SUMMER S P E C IA L 6350 (norm ally 6415 and up). 2 bedroom , 2 bathroom , w asher, dryer, dishw asher, refrigerator, stove, patio. Q uiet, new 4-plex one m ile to ASU. 4978450. H e lp Wanted 1963 CELtCA. 37,000 m iles. V ary sharpl M etallic blu e, air, pow er steerlngfbrakes, 5 spaad, OIL AM -FM stereo. C all 790-1466. _______________ P erso n al H e lp W anted SPACIO U S 2 bedroom , 2 bath apart­ m ents. 6450 month, a ll u tilities in­ clu ded. W alk to ASU , pool, laundry. 910 E Lem on. C all today, 9698704._________ SUMMER DISCOUNTSI A t Terrace Road Apartm ents w e have tw o op e­ nings: a large tw o bedroom , tw o bath, and a spaciou s on e bedroom , one bath. Laundry fa cilitie s , beautiful pool, cou rteous m anagem ent, Vi block from cam pus, 960 S. Terrace Road. 9698540. ■ revive you r go a ls? Call ____________________________ HOW C A N drugs a lter yqur personalIty? C all 264-2381._____________ 1 MS Cash • Check • VISA • MasterCard W ORD PRO CESSING : Papers, re­ sum es, th eses. A ccu rate and reliable. Editing available. CaH J ells, 8294663. Thursday, June 85,1987 Ipine Ski & Sports CORNER BROADWAY & McCLINTOCK, TEMPE STORE HOURS: Qfift.aosfi g 96819056 M O N .-FR I. 9:30-9 SAT. 9:30-6 SUN. N O O N -5