s ta te p re s s Vol. 12 No. 3 A rizo n a S tate U n iversity T em pe, Arizona e Copyright, State Press, 1987 Tuesday, June 9,1987 Federal court judge dismisses LGAU suit By DARRIN HOSTETLER S tate Press An attorney for the Lesbian and Gay Academic Union said the LGAU may appeal a federal district court decision to dism iss the group’$ lawsuit against ASU. Paula Ettelbrick, a New York lawyer representing the LGAU, said Friday a plea to the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals was “a possibility” after Federal D istrict Court Judge W illiam P. Copple ruled in the U niversity’s favor and tossed out the suit during a hearing in Phoenix. “We’re pretty disappointed, and an appeal is an option, ” Ettelbrick said. Thé LGAU filed the suit Feb. 17, against ASU, the Arizona Board of Regents, ASU President J. R ussell Nelson, Vice President for .Student Affairs Betty Asher and Associated Students, including the three 1986-87 student vice presidents and 13 members of the ASASU Senate. The group claim s the senate infringed upon it’s constitutional rights to free speech, association, equal protection and due process by refusing to allocate funding for the LGAU. U n iversity L egal C ounsel Bruce Meyerson, the attorney for the defendants who filed a request for dism issal in April, said he was “pleased, but not suprised” with Copple’s decision. “I felt he would dism iss the case . . . because we argued (the lawsuit) was based on provisions in the ASASU bylaws that have since been deleted,” he said. ASASU repeatedly denied the LGAU funding on the basis of a bylaw provision that prohibited the funding of any group deemed “controversial.” But the “controversial” section of the bylaws was stricken by the senate the sam e day the lawsuit was filed. Former College of Law Sen. Ed Rubacha, the only student defendant to attend the hearing, thanked Meyerson and flashed the “thumbs-up” sign as he left the courtroom. But LGAU co-chair Denise Heap, a veteran of numerous funding battles with the senate and the primary instigator of the lawsuit, expressed her anger about the ruling. “Of course I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to stop,” she said. “The ultim ate goal is to see no discrimination on campus and tolerance for all m inorities, not just the LGAU.” Copple announced he would issue a written opinion explaining his decision within a few days. Ettelbrick said she will wait until the LGAU has considered the opinion and discussed “several ideas” with Meyerson before reaching a final decision on the appeal. M eyerson said, “I have talked off and on (with Ettlebrick) about several things the University is thinking of, like co-sponsoring forums or m eetings in the residence halls to discuss problems facing gay students.” ASASU insiders told the State Press last May that Meyerson had proposed several “ideas” aim ed at settling the lawsuit, including the residence hall m eetings and p ro v isio n s r eq u irin g the ASU administration to intervene if ASASU attem p ted to in stitu te any “unconstitutional” bylaws. A “legal education” session for all incoming senators, conducted by Meyerson, was also reportedly part of the plan. E ttlebrick would not say if the implementation of the plan could ward off any appeal or further legal action the LGAU m ight take. inside today . j >*. ASU WEATHER M ostly sunny skies > iT v ' and continued hot /^ ¡ f with an e x p e c t e d ^ high of 103 degrees. The expected low is 78. C la ssifie d ........................15 C om ics............................ 6 Entertainment.............. . 7 O pinion............................ 4 Police report.................... 3 Snorts ii Today................................ 2 S u n L. M oiir/State P ru t Shock treatm ent Construction workers finish changing the Issolating switch tor the University’s prim ary source of voltage on campus. The 1500 volt line w ill be reenergized within a day. DeConcini, Corbin still listed as candidates for FBI top job By BRAD HALVORSEN S tate Press Sen. Dennis DeConcini, D-Ariz., and Arizona Attorney General Bob Corbin apparently are still on the list of hopefuls to assum e the FBI directorship, although reports had stated that DeConcini was no longera candidate. DeConcini told the S tate Press last week he is not surprised his name has resurfaced as a possible replacem ent to William Webster, now head of the CIA. “It’s all such a rumor m ill back here that, no, it doesn’t surprise m e,” DeConcini said in a telephone interview from his Washington office. “I didn’t want to refute news stories based on rumors that my name had been taken off the list. “I’m not sure I was ever off it.” Initial reports surfaced in early March that DeConcini was on a “short list” of candidates. However, reports later that month quoted sources saying he was no longer in the running. In addition, DeConcini said a close White Turn to DoConcinl, page 3. State law requires approved emissions for decal purchase A newly passed state law requiring students, faculty and staff to have their vehicle em issions approved w ill create a “zoo” atmosphere when ASU officials begin enforcing the law during the 1988-89 school year, the assistant director of Parking Services said. Richard Landreth said the Clean Air Bill, signed into law by Gov. Evan Mecham in late May, w ill require ASU students and em ployees to show proof of an em issions test before buying a parking decal. This w ill not affect 1987-88 decal purchases. The added step in the decal-buying process w ill create “hallacious” lines next year at em issions-testing stations and at ASU decal windows, Landreth said. “We alw ays have long lines in August,” he said. “But this w ill definitely increase processing tim e. We get 15,000 to 17,000 students in here during a two-week period. It’s going to be a zoo.” The new law mandates that students, faculty and staff with vehicles registered outside Maricopa and Pim a counties m ust have their em issions approved. Those registered within these boundaries already face an em issions law. The law goes into effect Jan. 1, 1989. However, ASU officials are hoping to legally require proof of em issions before 1988-89 stickers are issued in August 1988, Landreth said. Violators w ill be fined $50 for the first offense and $300 for a second violation within a year, he said. UA and all community colleges in Maricopa and Pim a counties also w ill be affected. A sticker system w ill be used to enforce the em issions program, said Senate Transportation Committee analyst Stacy Klewer. Students and em ployees from outside the two affected counties will be issued a certificate from their ém issionsinspection station. They must then send a portion of the certifícate and a check to the Arizona Department of Transportation. The check w ill cover $7.06 for the em issions test and 25 cents for the sticker, she said. The sticker should be received in the m ail within two weeks. During that tim e, a compliance sheet w ill be issued for verification, Klewer said. Landreth said all students, faculty and staff — no m atter where their vehicles are registered — w ill be required to present proof of em issions while purchasing a decal. Those with vehicles registered in Maricopa or Pima counties can show their automobile registration as proof. Others must show an em issions certificate. While ASU officials have questions about im p le m e n tin g and enforcing the new law, one clear aspect is that residencehall parking w ill be easier to patrol, Landreth said. “Now we can ensure that resident-hall students are buying bona fide stickers for their vehicles and not for their friends,” because they w ill have to prove both residency and ownership of their vehicle, he said. * “We’ve been having a lot of boyfriends buying stickers for their girlfriends, and girlfriends buying stickers for their boyfriends.” — BRAD HALVORSEN Pages State P im Tuesday, June 9,1987 Horsin’ around S m L Mohr/State Press O ffic e r C hris M oore o f the University Police Departm ent Introduces Chico to Troy and Kim M iddleton and their son Joel. The M iddletons said they a re v is itin g A riz o n a fro m Virginia. today •The Today section is a daily calendar of events happening on campus at Arizona State University. 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The court also refused to force the Reagan administration to adopt rules for reducing acid rain in the United States and Canada. And it agreed to study the CIA’s firing of a homosexual agent, saying it w ill decide whether the agency may fire any em ployee for any reason. By a 6-3 vote in a case from Washington state, the justices said disability benefits may be denied to those who are able to perform basic work activities even if they are incapable of doing their past jobs. The ruling is á victory for the Reagan administration, which is taking a tough line on the more than 2 m illion claim s for Social Security disability benefits each year. It is not clear how many of those will be affected by today’s decision. Justice Lewis F. Powell, writing for the court, said the government m ay dèny benefits to someone who is not severely disabled without exam ining the individual’s age, education and work experience. The court ruled against Janet Yuckert of Seattle who was refused benefits despite a middle ear condition that causes her dizzy spells and other problems. She said she is unable to work. When she applied for benefits in 1960 at age 45, she was enrolled in a computer training program and had worked as a travel agent and real estate broker. She said her illness requires her to rest her eyes every 30 minutes while reading and she m ust take naps two or three tim es a day. The Health and Human Services Department rilled she did not suffer from a severe impairment that significantly lim its her ability to perform basic work-related activities. The decision was based solely on m edical evidence without taking Yuckert’s age, education and work experience into account. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals had overruled the federal agency, saying m edical and vocational factors must be considered together in determining disability. The Reagan adm inistratition began a broad review of disability claim s in 1981 with an eye toward disqualifying those found capable of working. The review w as halted in 1984 in response to congressional criticism . Dissenting today were Justices Harry A. Blackmun, William J. Brennan and Thurgood Marshall. Writing for all three, Blackmun said the adm inistration’s handling of the (Usability claim s conflicts with federal law requiring that a claim ant’s age, education and work experience be considered when the individual is Unable to perform his or her past work. In the acid rain case, the court, without comment, rejected appeals by eight northeastern states, a Canadian province and environmental groups seeking to bind the governm ent to a pollution-control commitment made by the Carter administration. In the CIA case, the justices voted to hear the agency’s arguments that its personnel decisions m ay not be reviewed by federal courts. In other cases, the court: •Refused to apply the so-caUed fairness doctrine to a new television technology called “teletext,” which is a kind of electronic newspaper. •Left intact a decision lim iting the amount of money lawyers who win federal civil rights lawsuits m ay recover from the losing side. •Let stand rulings that a Virginia man ordered to surrender his personalized license plate that read “ATH-EST” did not violate a Virginia man’s free-speech rights. •Tinned away a dispute between the Sioux Indians and the federal government dating back to Custer’s Last Stand. DeConcini Continuedfrompago 1. House source told him recently Attorney General Edwin M eese stricken his nam e from the list. that had “Somebody told m e that M eese had vetoed m e because of my public statem ents about him and the president,” DeConcini said. “From that, which I told several people, thé story got out that ‘Gee, he’s off the list.’ “I m ay be off M eese’s list, but I m ay not be off the White House list.” Corbin, a Republican serving his third four-year term, was first mentioned as a candidate shortly after initial reports had appeared discounting DeConcini’s chances. Unlike DeConcini, who said he would give an offer from the president “sërious AT CORNERSTONE °T h e° ' C o r n e r s to n e consideration,” Corbin has said he would definitely accept the job. “He has said that it’s the one job that would draw him from Arizona,” said Julie Journey, Corbin’s press secretary. “He’s not really spending a lot of tim e thinking about it or making plans or setting his heart on it. The fact that his name has been on the list is an honor. If he would be chosen it would be an extrem e honor.” Journey said Corbin has not been contacted by White House or FBI officials, but he has learned from confidential sources that he is a contender. DeConcini has been receiving support from Republican senators, including Senate Minority Leader Robert Dole of Kansas and Orrin Hatch of Utah. “I think that could have som e influence (on the White House’s final decision),” DeConcini said. “But I still don’t think it’s going to happen . . . because I’m a Democrat, and it doesn’t make a whole lot of political sense for them to do it. ” Dole m et with President Reagan for an hour on May 28, and urged the president to offer the job to DeConcini, the 10-year Arizona senator said. Dole told DeConcini he spent several minutes discussing the m atter with R eagan.. In the June 2 edition of the Washington Times Hatch was quoted as saying, “I think the president would be very w ise to pick a Democrat who is as experienced as Dennis DeConcini — an experienced law-and-order advocate— to head the FBI.” DeConcini said he is surprised the White House has yet to appoint a new director, but that valid reasons exist to explain the delay. “Part of those reasons are the problems Mr. M eese is having with W edtech,” said DeConcini, referring to the attorney general’s supposed involvem ent in the influence-buying scandal involving a multi­ m illion dollar defense contractor. “I just think it’s a difficult tim e for the adm inistrationin general and for Mr. M eese also,” he said. “My guess is they’re also having a hard tim e wrestling with the probable difference of opinion — do you put in a close political friend that’s loyal to the president and the staff of the president, or do you put in somebody that’s going to be loyal to the obligation of the Constitution and the office? “And I hope they do the latter. ” THEM u m rn rn m H m : % w SH O P ESTABUSHED19*4 ¡Lé 8 2 9 -1 7 4 3 50% H O URS: M-F 10-9 Sat. 10-8 Sun. 12-6 O FF SALE 50% OFF regular price on every selected sale Item Biggest Sale Ever!!! 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After all, it is totally inconceivable to suggest having to deal with exam s and professors during these vacation months. Or is it? Professors w ill more often than not make it clear exactly what you need to know. But in summer school they shouldn’t have to. The assumption is clear. Students have this many days to do this much work. True, it is a kind of grueling way to spend your summer, but those who find it necessary to enroll in summer sessions may discover a better learning environment. We a ll know w hat a b etter learning environment can do for your GPA. Another plus in summer school is the fact you only have two major tests; a mid-term and the final exam . Professors may give pop quizzes, but if you’re in tune with the course you can usually tell when they are coming up. Possibly the best characteristic of a summer session class is one that frightens most students away: the fear of an accelerated course. Since the summer sem ester is obviously shorter than that of the fall or spring, the general consensus would be that the chances of surviving a summer course are dim at best. Of course, none of this is to say you can get by in a summer session course without studying. Unfortunately, tills w ill always be a necessary prerequisite to passing a class. But after students get over their initial fear and enroll in a summer course, the chances are good that students w ill discover this concept tube a myth. While it is accurate that summer classes At least in the summer, students have the exact information they need to study at all tim es. During the summer, there isn’t tim e for professors to be sneaky about test questions — It’s the straight stuff. V alu e o f hum an life o verlo o ked u n til it’s ta k e n a w a y You never k n o w .. . I met Robin last summer while I was working as a temp in the accounting department at GTE in Northlake, 111. Out of all the fem ale em ployees I worked with, she stood out. I’m not sure if it was her green contact lenses, bright sm ile or her whimsical and zippy personality — I’m not even sure if she had anything more or less than the others rea lly — all I know was that in the two months we had worked together, a friendship had formed. Somehow I think this friendship helped m e realize that a platonic relationship with no strings attached can exist in some form here on this planet. It w as this type of “stringless” attachment that Robin and I had with each other. And we both knew it. It showed on our faces when we sat at a local fast food restaurant and munched on hot dogs while discussing love’s vengeful fury, and it was apparant every tim e w e laughed uncontrollably over something silly like figuring out what Sydney Omarr knew about Sagittarians that the two of us didn’t already know. After returning to school in the fall, we had only kept in touch occasionally, but w e both thought of each other often. Last month I called Robin and gave her an update on my life. We talked for over an hour and the two of us acted like two high-strung kids comparing Etch-A-Sketch designs on a sunny Saturday afternoon as we talked about everything and anything all over again. One week afterward, I received a disturbing phone call. “Robin died.” Mothers aren’t always the best bearers of bad news, but at least it cam e from someone I was close to and not while I was skimming through the obituaries of the Suburban Trib from Chicago. I suppose I took the news well. I sat calm ly and listened as my mother explain how Robin w as/killed in an automobile accident. I remained m otionless, hearing only the biting sentences — she was driving with a friend, there was a terrible rainstorm, her car swerved off of the road, she broke her neck and died instantly. I wasn’t sure how I was supposed to react. My gut feeling told me to go out and tell everyone I knew that I cared about them and that I never wanted to lose them. Then I felt as if I should cry — but when and for how long, and do I do it on somebody’s shoulder? All the thoughts of death and dying and why it all happens the way it does cluttered m y mind. I wondered why , at 19, she had to go at such an early age. I even thought of how ironic it was that I spoke with her only seven days prior to the accident. You always hear about people losing friends and loved ones, but rarely do you feel or know what they’re going through until you experience it first hand. I think it makes a lot of people act a bit bizarre—for a while anyway. The phrases “You’re here one minute and gone the next” and “treasure each moment, it m ay be your last” m ay have some significance here even though they may seem like outdated cliches. I never thought about life this intensively until Robin passed away. And what reason was there to? I was comfortable in my own little bed of safety, going to college and feeling secure that I would never have to face something like a friend passing away. “Friends forever,” is a phrase from the heart because it disappears in a physical plane at som e point in everyone’s life. Besides worrying about the monthly bills and all those other wonderful American things to think about, we, as a society, tend to overlook how valuable a human life is until it’s taken away and rubbed back in our faces afterward. I’m not sure what words of wisdom there are on this subject. It’s a personal topic that everyone m ay have to deal with at some point in their life. There is one thing for certain though—you never know. letters AIDS request creates hysteria, homophobia Editor: The last column of A. Marcus Brnovich was intriguing. In that column he demanded to know the names of the people with AIDS currently at ASU. The column, and his request for that information, raised several questions for me. Mr. Brnovich, are you informing us that you are going to be engaging in unsafe sexual practices? Or perhaps that you intend to “expand” your horizons this summer through the unsafe and illegal sharing of unsterilized needles? But then I realized that by responding in that manner I would be lowering m yself to his level. I have always believed that the purpose of newspapers was sim ilar to that of universities — to inform, to educate and to sponsor. intelligent discussion of the issues. Obviously Mr. Brnovich raises issues, but whether he does so intelligently is open to debate. Current m edical knowledge indicates that only through the exchange of body fluids can AIDS be spread. AIDS is contracted only through sexual intercourse, heterosexual or homosexual, through sharing contaminated needles, and in the past, through blood transfusions. Unfortunately, Mr. Brnovich has again STA TE PRESS STAFF ARTIST: Michael Ritter. FREE LANCE REPORTERS: Chuck Hadd, Bob Heiler, Anthony Lobaido, Tod McCoy. Twyla Pumroy, Mike Rowell. ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: Danielle Carbore. Carolynn Delany, Tom Hutchison, Mark Peterson. GREGORY ROBERT KRZOS Editor PRODUCTION: Leighayn Green, Mark McKinney. Managing Editor...................... ............................................. AMY FRISCHKNECHT Arts E d ito r............................................i ____ ____ ................... CAROLYN NELSON Sports Editor................................................................ ......... ............ DAVID MILLER Opinion Editor......... ................................................... .............. DARRIN HOSTETLER REPORTERS: Mika Burgess, Brad Halvorsen, Darrin Hostetler. PHOTOGRAPHER: Sean L Mohr. used his column to create hysteria and homophobia. He was asking for the names of people with AIDS. I might be able to understand his request if he was asking for the names of people infected with the common cold. The cold can be spread in the air, by shaking hands, by using the sam e door knob—AIDS cannot. AIDS is a horrible, inevitably fatal disease. But the'spread of the disease can be stopped through education and behavior change. Safe Sex works. Statistics now show that the gay m ale population is responding to education. They are changing their behaviors and drastically reducing the rate - * . The State Press is published Tuesday and Thursday during the summer sessions at Matthews Center, Room 15. Arizona State University, Tempe, AZ 85287. Newsroom: 065-2292. Advertising 6 Production: 065-7572. The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively published tor and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and vjews published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. of AIDS transm ission within the gay community. The challenge is for the heterosexual population to do the sam e. R elease of the nam es of people who have the disease w ill do nothing positive. It is probable that in thi%climate of fear it would lead to discrimination or violence. Of course, if I m isinterpreted the column and if Mr. Brnovich was prompted to request the names of the people with AIDS in order to offer comfort and help, then I apologize to him. Denise A. Heap, Lesbian and Gay Academic Union L E T T E R P O L IC Y Letters should be typed, double-spaced and no longer than two pages. Any submissions not in adherence with letter policy w ill not be published. Letters are subject to editing on the basis of clarity, length or conform ance to new spaper style. Include your full name, class standing and major, or other affiliation with the University, along with your phone number. Requests for anonym ity are granted if a reason is given. Bring letters to the new spaper's front desk in th e base­ ment of M atthews Center. 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Page 6 Tuesday, June 9,1987 B L O O M B y B e r k e C O U N T Y B r e a th e d w w ru e LOLA" m ade a decision / MY FREEDOM T I NEED SOME \ M M ' I...UH.. ~AN ABANDONED HUSBAND.'-.MIDDLE-ABED! ALONE WITH 2 3 BABIES WHO LOOK VAOUECY LIKE M M '' "DEAR OPUS, I'VE LEFT YOUFOR A ROCKETMECHANIC FROM TOLEDO. YOUCAN RAISE OUR 23 TUBE-CROWN KIDS. * WAIT. HERE'S A HOTEFROM COCA. AFTER TWENTY YEARS OFMARRtASE, I NEED „ m /ô A . ttm m /fä # (I MUH' ' WHO? MET By The Associated Press YOU, WARSAW, Poland — Pope John Paul II urged Poland’s Communist leader to respect human rights and give ordinary Poles a greater say in running the country as he began his third pilgrim age to his homeland. pop.y OPUS'WAKE UP! YOU'REBACKAT YOURWEDPtNb? WAKE UP.? The spiritual leader of the world’s 800 m illion Roman Catholics m et with Gen. Wojciech Jaruzelski at the former Royal Palace in Warsaw after hundreds of thousands of Poles turned out to greet him at the start of a weeklong visit. Jaruzelski said the government w as open to change, provided that reforms did not threaten Communist rule and socialist principles. The Communist leader said pointedly that Poland now is creating “new forms of social life.” SAY SOMEÏÏUNO, HONEY... ANYTHtm ! \ Pope sees need for more human rights in Poland ANNULMENT “We w ill not leave that road,” Jaruzelski said, speaking firm ly as the pope stood looking down toward the floor about 15 feet away. Jaruzelski said, in an obvious reference to Solidarity, that “the turmoil has subsided.” “The flam es incited by foreign powers have calmed down,” he added, clearly a reference to Polish officials’ r ia im s that Western countries aided the now-outlawed Solidarity movement, once the only free trade union federation in the Soviet bloc. Sìfc -r-zi ICARE FOR YOUMEAN... YOUDEEPLY... YOU WERE BUT YES. HR/m SECOND m ourns about i THE MARR/AOE. WO? ■ T THINK WE PANICKED OURSELVES tNIO A BAD DECISION. BUT I KNOWNOW THAT I CAN'TMARRY YOU... YOU'RE WO SWEET. YOU'RE TOO FORfM/m. YOU'RE JUST WO IMPOSSIBLY INNOCENT TOMARRY. YEAH. I PLUS, SOD FORANEME... YOUDO SO LOOK UREA TOADSTOOL. fe ¿ L t/Â Ê v— jf . j F »v M The pontiff made no mention of Solidarity in his talk to Jaruzelski, nor did he specifically call for restoring the rights of free trade unions. He issued such appeals during his 1983 visit, after Solidarity was crushed by the imposition of m artial law from December 1981 until July 1983. John Paul, speaking cautiously, told Jaruzelski, “If you want to conserve peace, remember man. Remember his rights, which are inaliénable, because they derive from the humanity of every person. ” “Remember among other things the right to religious freedom, the right to freely associate and to express one’s own opinions, ” he added, speaking in his native Polish. Jaruzelski hopes the pope will give his support for what the government calls national reconciliation after the turbulent Solidarity era. The pontiff acknowledged Poland’s severe social and economic troubles, and stressed the need for m ost citizens to take part in public life. He spoke of the right of all P oles “to participate in the running of public life.” “ THURBER” S elected A n d Presented W IL L IA M W IN D O M Saturday, July 11 • 8 p.m. P A FLA M E N C A G et ready for a brilliant evening of theatre and a fabulous one-man show when the distinguished actor W illiam Windom presents selections taken from the works of James Thurber's reports, stories and fables. BanuandGibson the New Orleans H ot Jazz Orchestra SRVMSH DANCE CDMRVMY Saturday, June 20 • 8 p.m. E T T I -> Ö R E A T H MYSTERY THEATRE Featuring A s k D r. S c ie n c e “...a slender, elegantly contoured Spanish dancer who has a refined fierceness of manner. She stretched out each m ovem ent to the tips of the fingertips before dashing into other sm ouldering convolutions of gesture." NEW YO RK.TIM ES Friday, July 17 • 8 p.m. H ere’s a group as much fun to watch as to listen to ...th e ir m aterial ranges from tum -of-the-century rag-a-jazz to Bessie Sm ith; from i °°°P razzamatazz; from Jelly Roll M orton to Fats Waller. Led by vocalist Banu Gibson, the group's enjoym ent of a perform ance is contagious so be prepared! T H E H IG H H E E L E D W O M EN Saturday, June 27 • 8 p.m. Friday, June 12 • 8 p.m. Short sketches and absurdist characters highlight perform ances by this nationally acclaim ed com edy troupe. A night with Duck's Breath M ystery Theatre is a mix of odd costum es, flying non-sequiturs and sophisticated slapstick. Don’t miss it! The High H eeled Women have been called "the female M arx Brothers" and you won't want to miss them when they perform their hilarious and satirical, original musical comedy sketches at Gammage. General Admission tickets for all Summer Series events are $6. Discount Price for ASU Summer Sessions students and ASU Faculty and Staff is $3. For further inform ation about Gammage Center eventa, call the Box Office at 965-5062. f m ____ _ ■ . a entertainment S to f P ros Tuesday, June 9,1987 Ja m m o n ’ Reggae band bids Valley temporary adieu Hints, delectables and other tangy tidbits from the cluttered files of the entertainment desk. Theater •A S U ’s Lyric Opera Theater continues celebrating its 25th a n n iversary w ith R odgers & Ham m erstein’s musical revue, “Some Enchanted Evening” Friday night a t'8 in the Music Theater (see review, this page). The show, directed by Dr. Kenneth Seipp, features Christy Welty and Michelle Katzenbach of Christy & Co., along with students of LOT. The show starts at 8 p.m. June 12,13,19 and 20 and at 3 p.m. June 14 and 21. Tickets at $9.50 for adults, $5 for children can be purchased at all Dillard’s box offices or at Gammage. For more information, call 965-3434. Sheer Madness: •San Franciscan sick units Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre will exhale their very peculiar brand of humor in Gammage Center at 8 p.m. Friday. The well-known radio troupe directs its comedy at everything from transvestite farmers to caffeine zombies, glee club directors to “Zarda, Cow from Hell.” General admission tickets are . $6 and are available at the Gammage Box Office and all Dillard’s ticket outlets. For more information, call 965-3434. Mightier Than the Sword: •The American Poetry Association is sponsoring a poetry contest with a grand prize of $1,000. Aspiring Robert Frosts should send three poems, each no more than 20 lines long, with their names and addresses on the top of each page to American Poetry Association, Dept. CN-20, 250-A Potrero St., P.O. Box 1803, Santa Cruz, Calif., 95061. Box Office Bingo: •N ot to be outdone by his Oscargrubbing offspring, Martin Sheen stars in the mystery-occult-thriller, “ The B elievers,” which opens Valleywide Wednesday. The story is set against the rise of mystic religions that came to the New World centuries ago with the slave trade from Africa. Bring your fanpiliar! By TOO McCOY State Press One of Tempe’s hottest reggae bands has drawn the curtain for the summer to “do som e soul searching” and head for the big tim e. Walt Richardson and the Morning Star Band, who performed their farewell backyard jam last Saturday night at Minder-Binders, is taking tim e off until the fall to cut their second album. “Each member is pursuing his own interests or doing other jobs,” said Rachelle Marmor, the band’s business manager. “The three of them (lead singer Walt Richardson, his brother Henri Richardson and guitarist Hannes Kvarran) w ill continue their trio dates around the Valley (until the fa ll).” , P lans’for the album are tentative, Walt Richardson said, but the band hopes to have it released in early September. “We’re in the business part of it,” he said. “We have all the songs written but not recorded.” Besides the album, Richardson’s other projects include forming a production company and jockeying a weekly radio show on local station KEYX, 100.3 FM. The program, called “My Secret P lace,” w ill feature selections of Richardson’s favorite Songs and listener call-in requests. It debuts Sunday night from 10 to midnight. The 3%-year-old band had the college-age crowd jammon’ to jazz-laced reggae versions of Sting’s “Seventh W ave,” Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode” and Neil Diamond’s “Red, Red Wine.” The group also played much of its own m aterial. Most of the originals cam e from the band’s now-scarce first album titled Morning Star along with a preview of music from the forthcom ing, as-yet-untitled album. Richardson can still be seen performing around Tempe through the end of June but without the backup of the full Morning Star Band. He w ill be performing with Henri and g u ita r ist/v o c a list K varran a s Walt Richardson & Friends at Long Wong’s on Tuesday nights and at Chuy’s on Friday nights during happy hour. However, the summer dates mark the end of the band’s club-hopping appearances. “We don’t intend to do the nightclub scene Walt Richardson anym ore,” Marmor said. “In the fall we will go into a concert venue in which the band w ill showcase the new album and go on som e tour dates.” Richardson said any shows scheduled for the Morning Star Band in the fall w ill be L O T re v u e s p e lls m a g ic a l e v e n in g By CAROLYN NELSON State Prase “Some Enchanted Evening,” the first show of ASU’s Lyric Opera Theatre’s silver anniversary season, m ust have been sprinkled with a liberal amount of pixie dust itself. With the collective magic of the 10 singers, the Rodgers & Hammerstein m usical revue, directed by Kenneth Seipp, may bewitch even the most adamant detractor of Broadway show tunes. During songs from hit m usicals like “The Sound of M usic,” “The King and I,” “Oklahoma” and “South P acific,” six dashing lads chase four seem ingly eligible lasses through the various contortions of falling in love. The ensem ble stirs up a potent vocal brew with numbers like “My Favorite Things,” and the Gentlemen work well together throughout. However, it seem s to be the women who get all the best lines — and songs, including a puzzling version of “There Is Nothing Like a Dam e” sung by Christy Welty and M ichelle Katzenbach, the show’s invited professionals. M artin Sheen atar» in “The Believers.” All Dressed Up: • “Summer Evenings,” an exhibition featuring dresses from the collection of the Arizona Costume Institute wilt be on display through Aug. 23, at the Phoenix Art Museum, Central Avenue and McDowell Road. These gowns, made by major designers, were worn for summer dances and parties from the 1930s to the 1970s. concert-style festivals. “We need more space, more tim e to do these kind of concerts,” he explained to the over-capacity crowd at Minder-Binders. ■ “The only thing we can do is to give you the best music that we possibly can. ” Although Welty plays the perpetually hard-to-get Julie to a fickle tee, her vocal style som etim es is too overbearing for the m aterial. Perhaps most enchanting is the singing of Kathy Schmitt, who plays N ellie, the girl who “Cain’t Say No.” From the thoughtful “In My Own Little Comer” to the upbeat “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair,” her versatility is spellbinding. Tanya Kluck la starry-eyed In “Sixteen G oing on Seventeen” as (rig ht to le ft) Zane King, Christy W elty, Gary Anderson and Mlehallo Katzenbach look on In LOT’S production of “Soma Enchanted Evoatog ^ — v -- “Some Enchanted Evening” casts a well-paced and entertaining show. It may just turn a few non-believers into Rodgers & Hammerstein fans, too. Page 8 State Pm « Tuesday, Am» 9,1987 Capone capers Updated ‘Untouchables packs best o : .1 1 By DAVID MILLER State Press It’s probably a real honor to end up dead in a Brian DePalma flick. In the upper ranks of the slow-motion school of film death DePalma doesn’t have many peers. Give the director a colorful script and lots of film stars he can blow the bejeezus out of, and he’ll make a top action product. Any actor knows he’ll go out in style. But an action film only works if the audience cares about the guy getting the ax (literally), and DePalm a didn’t always seem to make the connection. That was, prior to “The Untouchables. ” With this latest film effort, director DePalm a moves ahead of him self. And the audience gets to move through the first gangster film since “The Godfather, Part II” that has been i made the way a gangster film should be made. All the parts are there. 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State Prt» Tuesday, June 9,1987 Page 9 F IL M S T R IP gangster film artillery T h e Untouchables’ Paramount Pictures ★ ★ ★ % * Big Chill” at the last moment, plays Treasury agent Eliot Ness with pronouced understatem ent and just the right smacking of Dudley Dooright fanaticism . He IS the good guy, and we’ll be damned if w e’re going to leave the theater before he’s cleaned up his town. That’s no m ean task. N ess, unfortunately, is up against the most unholy of villians, the legendary A1 Capone, played with his usual high standard of perfection by a balding Robert DeNiro. (He’s said to have plucked his hairline for this role. Ouch.) Ness enlists a more-than-stajwart crew to form his “Untouchables” — “We can’t be bribed, we can’t be bought” — jprinriing the often hilarious and always charming Sean Connery. Together, they set out to set Chicago straight; it’s been polluted by Capone’s habit of sm uggling liquor and blowing things up. They’re also determined to give the nasty mobster a taste of his own m edicine. You just know Capone doesn’t stand a chance. You also know, though, that not all of N ess’ crew are going to makp it. This isn’t the black-and-white, see-you-next-week TV version of the prohibition wars. The real story was filled with blood on ruthless hands, and DePalm a has taken pains to express this. By the end of the film the numbers have dropped on both sides, and m ost .of N ess’ beliefs on morality have fallen beside them. He’s had to lie down in particularly bad company. The audience, though, is more fortunate. Aside from his tendency of leaning heavily on grandeur, DePalma has delivered a fine statem ent on what very closely borders on being a cliche subject. A1 Capone was a nasty guy, but we already knew that. What w e didn’t know was how much fun it could be watching the good guys bust him, again. BUFFALO* ★ ★ * ★ Excellent; ★ * ★ Good; ★ ★ Fair; ★ Flop. Gardens of Stone * * * * Jam es Caan stars as Clell Hazard, a sergeant in the Army Old Guard, a special detail whose main duty is to bury war casualties in Arlington National Cemetary in Washington, D.C. Hazard is torn between his belief that a soldier’s place is on the frontlines and his disagreem ent with America’s involvement in'the Vietnam ese conflict. In his first major silver screen role, D.B. Sweeney plays Jackie Willow, the ambitious and idealistic newcomer to the Old Guard who sets his sights on becoming an officer and fighting in Vietnam. Anjelica Huston, Jam es Earl Jones, Dean Stockwell and Mary Stuart M asterson also star. The picture is a striking look at Vietnam’s other front — the home front — from Francis Coppola, the director of 1979’s “Apocalypse Now.” “Gardens of Stone” is rated R and is playing at various local theaters. Ishtar Vz Dustin Hoffman and Warreii Beatty “star” in this $40 million exercise in self-glorification. See, there’s these two guys and neither of them has much talent, but they both have this relentless desire to be popular singers. Such eagerness leads the dud-namic duo to the sm all, Middle Eastern country of Ishtar, where they are alternatively recruited by the CIA and a local socialist revolutionary faction and generally embroiled in all sorts of international intrigue. If this sounds like any good Abbott and Costello routine — to say nothing of a Bob Hope/Bing Crosby Road picture or two — it’s because Ishtar m eans “Deja vu” in some obscure language. Actually, when the funniest character in the m ovie is a blind cam el, the translation is closer to “indigestion.” Ishtar, rated PG, is playing at theaters across the Valley. YOUR CLOTHES FOR SPRING • buffalo /'bef-e-ilo / the act of renewing one’s wardrobe by means of trade for cash and/or select clothing items. Temper 968-2557 227 W. University Dr. BUFFALO EXCHANGE _ _ _ _ State Press _Ju«daybAj ne9(a1987^_a a _ _ a_ _ _ _ B_ _ i W riting forum to m eet over sum m er B yC H U C K H A D D S tate Press The writer’s workshop, sponsored by the Creative Writing Student Association since 1982, w ill continue m eeting Mondays during both summer sessions. This is the first tim e it has been held over the summer, said Mark Litton, an MFA candidate in fiction writing who conducts the weekly forum. “The workshop was such a success last spring that we didn’t want to lose the momentum over the sum m er,” Litton said. There are no prerequisites to attend the workshop, Litton said. “Anyone who is interested in poetry or fiction is encouraged to attend,’’ Litton said. The workshop is open to the public, as w ell as ASU students. Participants include published poets and fiction writers, housewives, a clinical psychologist at the Phoenix VA Hospital who' is working on a novel and “closet poets” sharing their work for the first tim e. Participants in the workshop bring copies of their work — poems, stories, plays, novel chapters — and distribute them to the others in the group. The following week, after reading the m aterial, the group discusses the work. “This isn’t a class. There aren’t any fees or grades or anything like that,” Litton said. “All the criticism and comments are m erely suggestions which a writer is free to accept or reject as he or she sees fit.” He said the workshop sim ply provides a forum for writers “to grow by helping one another.” “Writing poetry or fiction is a solitary endeavor,” Litton said. “But you need the insight that com es from seeing how others react to your writing. You need to know what works — and what doesn’t work— with readers.” The criticism bothers som e people, said Kevin Dobbs, an MFA candidate in poetry who teaches freshman English. “But if you can’t take it, you’ll never make it,” Dobbs said. “The workshop hones my own critical skills and helps me critique my own work. ” Dobbs’ poems have appeared in Carolina Review, Pacific Review, Sierra Madre Review, Quercus and Landing Signals, among other literary journals. Heidi Foley, a liberal arts senior, attends the workshop to “see where I stand as a beginning w riter.” “It provides me with an opportunity to get an informal, non-judgemental reaction to m y work,” said Foley. A geography major and “closet poet for years,” Dave Clevenger added that attending the workshop has “validated my efforts.” The workshop is valuable for any level of writer, said Anita Adams, who only finds tim e to write between 5 and 6 a.m. “Between my job and my fam ily, I have very little tim e to write, much less attend any form al classes,” she said. Adams said that by attending the workshop she has “learned a lot in a short amount of tim e. ” The workshop was useful for Stephanie Stressm an, a twotim e winner of the Swarthout Award for fiction whose short stories have been published in Hayden’s Ferry Review and Amherst Review. Stressman graduated from ASU with a BA in English last spring and now edits and publishes Fiction Review Quarterly. “The workshop helped m e to understand m y audience and focus on the readers I’m looking for,” she said. Besides the feedback, Catherine Zinck said she likes the social aspects of the workshop. “Writing is lonely, and it’s nice to m ingle with people with common interests.” Members of the workshop often m eet after the sessions at the Sub Stop. The workshop m eets at 7:30 p.m. on Mondays in the Teaching A ssistant Curriculum Library, Language and Literature Building Room C313. The First Step Toward v Becoming A MBA Starts w ith a GREAT score on the GMAT. (PROFESSIONAL m J L f CENTERS lo n You can stay on top of the news because we do. STATE Half C h ick en .. Chicken Breast FiyerLeg . . . . . ........$ 4 .2 5 ........... . $ 3 .2 5 . . . . . . . . $ 2 .5 5 F IS H S TE A K $ 5 .9 5 F re sh H a lib u t RUBY S H R IM P S 2 Skew ers-------- . . . . . . . . . $ 5 .5 5 G M A T c la s s e s a t A S U b e g in in S e p te m b e r. Call 969-8953 for $100 tuition discount. 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He was a top collegiate quarterback at “At Tennessee we had a goal to complete one of the nation’s football powerhouses. 65 percent of our passes, if I had a 26 for 40 But in addition, a major league baseball game, that was terrific. In baseball, as I team had made him the ninth pick in the mentioned, no one has that kind of success country during the annual June draft. Faced with the choice of returning to , ratio,” he explained. “I just try to keep a positive mental outlook and make sure that quarterback the Volunteers in his senior I’m ready when my opportunity com es. ” year or accepting a handsome bonus from Although baseball is the first love of the the San Francisco Giants, Cockrell opted for Firebirds rightfielder, he still feels a tug at the latter. The excitem ent and lim elight of his heart when he watches Monday Night big-time college football was put aside for Football. the long bus rides and poor accommodations “Sometimes I watch pro football and of the minors. wonder if I could have played in the Super Cockrell began his journey in the sam e Bowl,” he said. “But if I had played pro way as most major league stars, in a remote football, I would have always wondered if I town tucked away in a tiny corner of could have hit Nolan Ryan’s fastball.” America, he said. He moved rapidly up the minor league ladder, climbing to the Last week, the San Francisco Giants Firebirds, the Giants’ top farm club, and is cam e to the Valley to play an exhibition now on the threshold of ascending to the big gam e against the Firebirds. Cockrell was again rem inded of the trem endous time. The decision to pick baseball over football competition he faces to ascend to the big was a sim ple one, he said. time. “I was drafted out of high school in ’81 by “You look around the Giants outfield and Toronto. I decided to skip my senior year of you see guys like Chili Davis, Jeffrey football and accept the money the Giants Leonard and Candy Moldonado. These guys were offering.” are exceptional talents, but you never know Having rebounded from a knee injury when someone might go down with an early in his career to lead the Volunteers to injury,” he said. bowl appearances in 1982 (Peach), and 1983 The m ulti-faceted Cockrell plans to finish (Citrus), the quarterback-tumed-outfielder his degree in physical education and would has made a smooth transition with no someday like to be an offensive coordinator regrets. for a college football team. “The biggest adjustment you make in pro “I feel that I really know the passing ball is that the season is so much longer ^ gam e,” he said. “I would like to develop a over 150 gam es. You’ve got to show that you complex offensive system complete with can be consistent over the entire year,” he option routes for the receivers. My offensive said. coordinator at Tennessee was Chuck At the Triple-A level of the minors, Stobart, who is now the head coach of the Cockrell is facing superior pitching. San Diego Chargers. Working with such a However, he has not been overmatched. knowledgable coach really helped me During spring training this past winter the develop m y theories of the passing gam e,” Giants brought Cockrell with them to the big he said. league camp in Phoenix. He responded by Having made the choice to follow his heart pounding out five hits in sixteen at bats, to the baseball diamond, Alan Cockrell is including three doubles. now prepared to reach inside him self and “When I’m at bat I try to be patient yet refine his talents towards becoming a aggressive,” he said. polished major league slugger. “Baseball is a gam e of failure, you’re By ANTHONY C. LOBAIDO State Press S«an L. M ohr/Stat* P ran Phoenix Firebirds rlghtfieider.Alan Cockrell. A m a te u r lifters ta k e d ru g trip w ith h e lp o f M .D . The lure to take the drugs was great. And it was easy — as easy as it could be for two garage-set weight pumpers set on becoming as big as houses. It was easy as long as they had the cash. Mark and Brian did. And they had a phone number, or at least a name. Steroids are easy to locate in a gym, and the one they frequented was no exception. Street monsters lifted there and were always eager to make a little money, but the two were interested in trust as well. They heard of a physician in California who dealt. He was rumored to have been behind the successful careers of not wily several top bodybuilding stars but Olympic athletes as well. They made the phone call to Dr. Robert Kerr in San Gabriel, Calif. His secretary informed them that he was busy but would see them the following week. They made arrangements to purchase steroids, and it was legal. It was no joke, even though the two weightlifters laughed about it on the way to California. They knew they had to take the drugs to get big, but had always considered the blackmarket gym sources as they: only bet, and hardly a safe one as they’d be putting who-knows-what into their bodies at premium prices. And who wanted to pump up with stuff that could be an y thing from pure testosterone to chocolaty Ovaltine? They didn’t have to worry about iL It was hot in California, and the w ait in Dr.¡Kerr’s office provided a chance to cool down and get things in perspective. They said nothing, but each suspected what the other was thinking— *‘This is it! ’’ Dr. Kerr wasted little tim e in the examination room. “We’re going to start you on something light,” he said. He prescribed to each Anadrol-50, a masculinizing anabolic steroid that cam e in bottles of 100 tablets. They each paid $60odd dollars, which was Kerr’s going rate. David M iller Sports Editor This was a little better than average against gym prices. “Start off taking one a day, after m eals, and two a day after about two weeks. But never take more than two a day,” the helpful physician instructed. A lot of guys, he explained, thought that if two pills are great, three or four must be even better. But that’s just plain foolishness. The two lifters certainly didn’t want to be foolish. The pi»« worked as well as a dream. Before they knew it they were putting on size, although this was just added water weight. They knew that initial gains from anabolic steroids were mostly from water packing into the joints and m uscles, but they could feel them selves getting stronger, too. As tim e passed, the real effects kicked in. Bench presses went through the ceiling. Squat poundages went up weekly and shirts and pants becam e tighter-fitting. It was tim e for new Levi’s. R wa s n ’t tim e to think about side effects. That cam e later. It was now tim e to celebrate. Mark had broken his 300 pound bench press goal before having taken any drugs, but now had reached 325 and would eventually move up into the 375 pound range. Not having squatted much before steroids, within a year of his first swallow he would successfully sit with over 400 pounds on his back. Brian would make slower gains. His body didn’t seem to accept the drugs as readily as Mark’s did. He would remain lim ited to taking two Anadrol, or its relative equivilant of four Dianabol a day, while Mark advanced up to the injection stage. Mark would eventually make shopping trips for 1lk inch, 22-gauge needles. Dr. Kerr sold him vials of liquid testosterone for roughly $10 apiece. It oozed thick, like m aple syrup and took a long tim e to fully inject into his posterior. That wasn’t the worst of it. The acne was easiest to ignore. Some facial blobs made their appearance but they were m ostly confined to the back region. Other symptoms, however, made more of an impression. Brian started experiencing a common complaint of steroid users. The m edical condition called gynecom astia involves larger-than-normal amounts of the fem ale hormone estrogen to be dumped into the breast areas of men. This causes pain and swelling in the nipple region of the breast. The extra tissue under the nipple is also removable only through surgery. After a year of continuous usagé, Brian would have trouble sleeping on his stomach, where his nipples would be pressed against the bed. Mark would also develop gynecom astia. And his bicep tendons, stretched to the lim it by m eteoric muscular gains, would eventually painfully rip in response. The stuff was making them huge. And it was making them sick as hell. Two years passed before they com pletely flushed their products. In order to become champions, they thought they had to take steroids. They had no doubts. But in order to live they could never touch the stuff, ever. They look back now with mixed feelings. It was a learning experience. And they did reach a few goals. Was it worth it? It’s not even close. Page 12 S M c Press Tuesday, June 9,1987 20% OFF DRY GLEANING FOR STUDENTS W ITH ASU I.D. F o r T h e B u s in e s s T h a t ’s B l o o m i n g W it h A S U W e s t McKellips and Scottsdale in the ABCO Shopping Center Got a question about advertising? 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Thomas, Suite 106 Scottsdale, AZ 85251 949-8888 Open Saturday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. •Credit cards accepted »Free ticket delivery Domestic Round Trip Airfares: Chicago............ $128 Minneapolis/ Denver. . . . . . . . . $138 St. Paul... .. $138 Los Angeles . . . . $38 New Y o rk ......$198 Miami . . . . . . . . . $202 San Diego $ 38 San Francisco .. $98 . Automobiles Business Opp. 87 HONDAS In stock. Sold b e ta * MSRP. We can make our deal over the phone. Trade-lna welcome. W e deliver. Financing available. Soprle Honda, G len w o o d S p rin g e , C o lo ra d o . 1-800-334-7280(tree). (AZ-CAN)_______ 77WANT LUXURY?? Car? Clothes? Bank account? Peace of mind for tuition? Make your above goals come true In your leisure tim e w ith the choice of champions! Call 986-5064 for appointment._________________ CLASSIFIEDS ...... — $526 In the palm of your hand. HAPPY HOUR UNDER $50,000, eatabllshed local businesses. Easily managed. No In­ ventory. Minimum employees. Invest­ ment recouped first year. 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Forest F or Rent o r Lease C anyou a ffo rd to g a m b le w i t h th e L S X E G M A T , G R E ,o r M C A T ? 'TWO M IR selfserve COPIES (word processing avail) WORK AT home. Make up to $275 weekly dipping newspaper articles for magazine editors. W ill pay up to $25 each. Apply now I Call refundable, 213-938-2900ext. 55001. (AZ-CAN) WORK. Business Opp. International Round Trip Airfares London.. classifieds iKAPUUII S TA N lfYH . KA PIA N EDUCATIONAL CENTER BDl DONT COMPETE WITH A KARAN STUDENT-BE ONE or FREE FILM ENROLL w ith a friend and the both of you receive 10% discount bn develop & print orders Tempe Center Mill & Univ. 829-0424 W /Thls AD 967-2967 1 ° orient F4 m iLY HUIR CUTTERS" FREE SHAMPOO GET PERSONAL W ITH TH E for $ 1.00 Stop by the STATE PRESS Classified Dept, daily between 8am and 5 pm to place your classified ad in the PERSONAL column. It’s a great way to get a special message to someone. And best of alt, they’re only $1.00. 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Ask about move-in specials. 968-5238. FREE ROOM and board In exchange for light babysitting some evenings and weekends. Prefer mature female student. Private room, full house privileges, pool, 20 minutes from campus. Call Martssa, 840-4140._______ RANCHO -MURIETTA • Share master bedroom for only $158.67 per month plus utilities. Pool, jacuzzl, etc. Sara, 988-5477._______ __________________ SUMMER DISCOUNTS! At Terrace Road Apartments we have two ope­ nings: a large two bedroom, two bath, and a spacious one bedroom, one bath. Laurfdry facilities, beautiful' pool, courteous management, Vi block from campus, 950 S. Terrace Road. 966-8540. WALK TO ASU, junior one bedroom, two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 1031 E. Lemon. Bel A ir Apartments, 968-2879, 933-4364.__________________________ HALF PRICE! Save 50% I Best, large flashing arrow sign $339! Lighted, non-arrow sign $3291 Unlighted $269! Free letters! See locally. Call today! Factory direct: 1-800-4234)163, anytlm e. (AZ-CAN)_________ ___________ Help Wanted COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. The Tuc­ son office of a prominent national CPA firm is taking applications for a computer programmer with experience designing and writing application programs in Unix/C for microcom­ puters. Strong knowledge of Unix operating system and C language mandatory for application. A financial or math background is necessary. The ability to present a professional image is important. Nonsmoker preferred. This position can require overtime and would be best suited for a careerminded person. Must be willing to relocate to Tucson. Starting salary is based on educational credentials and work experience. We are an equal opportunity employer. Resumes held in strict confidence. Reply to PO Box 2307, Tucson, AZ 85702._____________ Call 966-2150 >suntan center YOUR COMPLETE TANNING CENTER WOLFF J UNE SPEOAL5 Help Wanted Jewelry STOCKBROKER NEEDS surveyors. Articulate, good phone voice. No s a le s /a p p o in tm e n ts . 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Call 921-6600. __________________ DISABLED STUDENT needs help parttim e. $5 per hout No experience necessary, w ill train. 829-0927.________ EXTRA MONEY is nice, but you can help people tool Donate plasma for up to $120 per month. First donation in a calendar week $10, second donation in same calendar week $20 (M-S). New donors receive $2 bonus on first donation! University . Plasma Center Associated Bioscience Inc., 1015 S. Rural, Rd., Tempe, AZ. 968-6139. Effective until further notice.________ t GOVERNMENT JOBS! Now hiring in your area, both skilled and unskilled. For list of jobs and application call 615-383-2627 ext. J519. (AZ-CAN) HELP WANTED part-time evenings or weekends to assist general house cleaning and housework. Transporta­ tion required. $6 per hour. Call 945-2003. "•••• ■ ■; . ' 5 visits $ 1 9 0 0 10 visits (O ffe r Exp ire s 6/30/87) STUDENTS Now Hiring "CATCH SOME R A Y S " Im m ed iate po sition s open fo r p a rt-tim e and fu ll-tim e c le ric a l an d lig h t in d u strial w o rkers. TEMPE MARKET research firm needs telephone interviewers, daytime and evening shifts. Absolutely no sales. $4/hour to start. 967-4441.__________ _ Guaranteed $5 Par H our ? Teleaalea Representatives Hours: Mon.-Fri. 4:00-9:15 Sat. 8:00-1:30 or 1:30-6:00 We hire students! •O ne week paid training •Possibility of permanent position •Excellent opportunity •Close to campus •Broadway & M ill location 831-1131 ADIAPersonnel Services 4/1 Instruction FRENCH LESSONS. To learn or to tu to r. $5-10fhour. C all M artina, 962-6332. K enpo cblneseflkaiate $15.00 SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY COURSE 1733 E. McKellips CALL 945-1733 Jewelry CASH FOR gold and diamonds. M ill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104, Tempe. 966-5967._____ ■_____________ Personal 209 E. 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Call Lea, 838-5712.__________________, OWN ROOM In small house, quiet atmosphere, biking distance, $125 and Vi u tilities. 9688944.________________ R oommate wanted OW flf ROOM in home w ith pool, washer, dryer, microwave, yard, etc. $20b plus shared utilities. Available mid-August. C ali 835-7233 (leave message). _________________ QUIET ROOMMATE in quiet home one block from campus. $175 per month, 16 u tilitie s , d ep o sit. 968-9278 fo r appointment. _________ ROOM IN private home, 1 female student. Everything furnished. Pool, spa, cable, etc. Electric included. 947-4912.________ ______________ _ ROOMS FOR rent. Male nonsmoker. 4 m iles from ASU. Leave message at 835-1152 or call after 4 p.m.___________ TWO STUDENTS to share 30x13 room in home with pool, w/d. Four m iles. $175 each, utilities included. Cali 835-7233 (leave message).____________ S erv ices FREE DIAGNOSTIC testing and tutor­ ing for GMAT, LSAT, SAT, GRE, ACT, SAT. Information on scholarships, grants, loans available. 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