state press V o l. 6 9 N o . 1 2 5 Arizona State University T e m p e , A riz o n a Friday, April 17,1987 • Copyright. State Press, 1987 English professor awarded poetry Pulitzer By VIC K IE CHACHERE S tate Press R ita Dove, an ASU associate professor of English, captured w riting’s, highest honor Thursday when she was awarded the Puli tie r Prize for poetry. Dove, 34, won for “Thomas and Beulah,” a collection of poems that tell the story of a black couple’s lives in Akron, Ohio during the 1930s and ’40s. The poems are based loosely on the lives of Dove’s grandparents. “I ju st can’t digest it,” she said. “I think every w riter and journalist dream s of getting a Pulitzer. It’s a dream . I thought about (winning), but I didn’t think about it seriously.” Dove, who graduated with a m aster of fine arts from the University of Iowa, is the first ASU professor to win a Pulitzer. She joined ASU’s English departm ent in 1981, and recently was awarded the P eter I.B. Lavan Younger Poets Award. She is only the third Arizonan to win the prize — the other two prizes went to journalists in 1951 and 1981. Dove, who is on sabbatical this sem ester, said she was “completely shocked” when she was told a t about 12:30.p.m. Thursday that she won the Pulitzer. The announcement, coincidentally, came on her husband’s birthday . “We were going to have a very sm all birthday party tonight, and I think we will do ju st th at,” she said. “I am su re cham pagne is in order.” P u litz e r P riz e s a re awarded each year for jo u rn alism , m u sic, literature and poetry. Dove’s aw ard carries a $1,000 prize. “Thomas and Beulah,” is her third book. “The Yellow House on the Corner” was published in 1980, and “Museum” was published in 1983. She said “Thomas and Beulah” tells die story of the couple’s lives from both perspectives. The 44 poems begin with Thomas’ m igration to Akron, Ohio in 1921, where he m eets Beulah and m arries her in 1924. Their story, first told from Thomas’ point of view and then Beulah’s, follows their lives, including Thomas’ job a t the Goodyear Zeppelin Airdock, the birth of their children and the purchase of a new car a t the onset of the Depression. “The story means a lot to me because, as a poet, I wanted to try to tell a story in short vignettes,” Dove said. “It’s a story of people that are lower middle class, middle class, whose stories are not really told. ” She said she started writing the poems for “Thomas and Beulah” in 1980. Dove, who said she devotes about 86 hours to teaching during the week, said most of the works were w ritten during sum m er vacations and weekends. “I tell my students all the tim e it really isn’t the prizes,” she said. “ If you love language. . . then that in itself is a joy. “That moment (of creating a new work) is such a rush that anything else is ju st icing on the cake. ” Dove said she can’t sum m arize the story of “Thomas and Beulah,” adding she hopes the work portrays the lives of ordinary people during a tim e when historic events were taking place. Turn to PRIZE, pag* 10. Police chase of man toting toy gun results in eye injury to ASU officer By M IK E BURGESS S tate Press Andy M rozliuki/Stat* P n u Sgt. Larry Angel Investigates Hie contents of Anthony Steve Ballesteros' van Thursday afternoon. Ballesteros was taken Into custody by ASU police afte rs one-m ile chase that ended near the com er of Apache Boulevard and M cAllister Avenue. A Guadalupe m an waving a toy machine gun seriously injured an ASU police officer Thursday afternoon when he led three University police cars on a one-mile chase around campus, police said. Sgt. G arry Dirks possibly suffered perm anent dam age to his right eye when Anthony Steve Ballesteros, 33, wielding a Bible in one hand, punched Dirks in die eye, breaking his glasses, police said. Police said Ballesteros, 5717 E. Calle Iglesia, was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, felony fleeing and misconduct involving a prohibited weapon. He is being held in M aricopa County Jail in Mesa. Ballesteros first was spotted driving westbound on Orange Street a t 1:58 p.m., waving what appeared to be an autom atic weapon, police said. Police Spokesman Lt. Craig Em anuel said Ballesteros sped off when Officer Chris Moore tried to pull over Ballesteros’ 1966 Volkswagen van. Dan Benedis, an ASU parking attendant, said B allesteros “was moving” when he swung around the gate house between lots 26 and 27. “ (Ballesteros) had a silly grin on his face,” he said. Emanuel said Dirks joined the pursuit, which reached speeds up to 35 mph, a t Terrace Road and McAllister Avenue. Officers chased Ballesteros to R ural Road and headed south to Apache Boulevard. Ballesteros just had made a right onto McAllister Avenue from Apache Road when a third police car joined the chase and eventually stopped the van. Police said Ballesteros got out of his van and pointed the “Rambo” brand toy gun a t officers. He then punched Dirks and scream ed incoherently at officers. Dirks said police did not know the weapon Ballesteros was carrying was a toy until he dropped the gun when officers drew their weapons. “It looked like a real gun,” he said after being released from Tempe St. Lukes Hospital Thursday. “He pointed it a t us and as soon as we drew our guns, he threw his weapon down.” Dirks, an 18-year veteran of the ASU police force, said the incident was the first tim e someone pulled a weapon on him. “The toy guns they make now are very realistic,” he said. Police said Ballesteros has been seen on cam pus for years and was “extrem ely violent” Problems cause students to leave Towers complex By KERRY FEHR and BEN MeGONNELL State Press One month before the leases of about 700 University Towers residents expire, a large number of student residents are clam oring to vacate the dorm-like housing due to a variety of alleged problems. Some residents claim there is an inadequate phone system , lax security, pot»’ plumbing and strained tenant-managem ent relations a t the complex. Additionally, most residents randomly interviewed by the State Press said they were misled by the complex’s advertising, which they said promised them more than they got. University Towers officials deny the accusations. When University Towers, 525 S. Forest Ave., opened its doors to students last fall, its advertising prom ised “comfort and luxury. . . with economy that combines the best of apartm ent and dorm itory living. ’’ inside to d ay But 20 student residents, who will leave University Towers in May, have raised questions concerning its m anagem ent and prom ises of quality living: Jeannie Buccola, the complex’s m anager, said 51.4 percent of the residents have renewed their leases for the sum m er, which she said dispels claim s of dissatisfaction'. She said 32 percent renewed their leases for the 1987-88 school year. Wednesday was the last day for University Towers residents to renew existing leases if they wanted the same room. Buccola said she documented all student com plaints an d d isputes betw een m anagem ent and residents have been resolved. Most University Towers residents are required to pay rent either in a lump sum at the sta rt of the full school year or one paym ent a t the sta rt of each sem ester. Rent for the 1987-88 school year a t the ASU WEATHER Clear skies today with an expected high of 94 degrees. The expected Ibw is 62. complex ranges from $2,650 to $2,875 per person, which includes a furnished apartm ent and all utility costs except phone. The cost difference depends on the apartm ent’s placem ent in the complex. The all-student complex houses four residents in each 700-square-foot, twobedroom, one-bath apartm ent. There are 173 apartm ents in the $18.5 million, eightstory complex. Resident Scott Funk, an ASU sophomore business m ajor, said his m ajor com plaint is room size— too sm all. “To accommodate four people in (their room sizes) is absolutely ridiculous,” he said. “I can’t w ait to move out.” Resident B rett Hobza, who negotiated an installm ent rent plan because he could not afford the lump sum , logged his complaints about the complex in a three-page letter to the complex’s m anagem ent in M arch. Hobza, an ASU junior architecture m ajor, said he fc anxious to leave. DENNIS BURQES The junior broadcast major gets his “ jo lts ” playing the lead role in Broadway’s “ coolest” show. Page 12 When he stopped receiving hot w ater in his apartm ent in February, Hobza said he threatened to withhold rent paym ents until it was restored. Hobza verbally complained to the complex’s staff before resorting to threats. He said managem ent told him to let the w ater run, and it would heat up. But after alm ost 30 minutes, the w ater did not heat up, he said. With the threat, Hobza said hot w ater finally was restored after a month of cold water. Buccola said the m otor in the w ater heating system malfunctioned. But she said service was restored within five days of getting a replacem ent part. Hobza said Buccola was “really nice” while listening to his complaints. Hobza’s letter included complaints about the phone system at University Towers, a com plaint echoed by other residents. Turn lo TOWERS, pag* 3. ASU police report Classified . . . . . . Comics . . . . . . . . Entertainm ent... Opi nion. . . . . . . . Sports . . . . . . . . . Today.............. 9 22 2 11 4 17 2 today b y B e rk e B reath ed BLO O M C O U N T Y T weiNvrwuPft FeWOFTHEMOOSE wives auxiliary... M eetings •K ayak Club will meet at 6 p.m. at the Mona Plummer Aquatic Center. All skill levels welcome. •Business College Picnic will be from 2:30 to 6 p.m. at Tempe Beach Park, located on First Street and Mill Avenue. All business students are welcome for free food and drinks. •Am erican Federation of Teachers and University Employees Local 2050 will meet at noon in the MU North Pinal Room for an open membership meeting. All university employees are welcome to attend. •M echam Recall C om m ittee will meet at 1:30 p.m. in the MU North Pinal Room. All those interested in performing at “ Rock Against Mecham” on May 1 and 2 are encouraged to attend. •Phoenix Skeptics will meet at noon in the MU Graham Room. The topic of discussion will be “Channeling with Jesus. MY, THEYRE A ¥ M tr mm wearing? auhoush, liv ely MUCH.' 7o e e : HonesT, 1 WNSS meeeiNNtHo io se r ft u r n e , OUTOFHAND. ! \ A m um per 70M. 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Crawford, 20, a junior journalism m ajor, currently is the newspaper’s entertainm ent editor. Previously, Crawford had b e a t a copy editor and assistant entertainm ent editor for one sem ester each. “ I want (the State Press) to cover a broader scope, so that when people pick it up, they’ll know what’s going on in the world and not just on cam pus,” she said. A “second front page” with international news would be used to achieve thatgoal, she said. Crawford, who graduated from M esa Mountain View High School, will replace Tom Blodgett, who graduates in May. DON'T SETTLE FOR WALKIN! Take a ride on the wild side with ATs # 1volume Scooter Dealer. from ESTASUSHH) Over 25 years $ 4 7 •G R EA T ON GAS •LO IN INSURANCE •E A S Y MAINTENANCE •E A S Y PARKING •BRING IN YOUR ASU I.D. FOR DISCOUNTS "Bring us your best deal & well beat it" SAME DAY FINANCE MON.-FRI. . . . . ......... 8-9 S A T ... . . . . . . . . . r . . . . " 8 - 6 SUN, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10-6 H O N D A . 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R esident Jen n ifer Dunn, an ASU sophomore psychology m ajor, said she feared not being able to get an open liné to dial 911 in case of emergency. “ It scares me if I couldn’t get (à line) out,” she said. While Buceóla said 911 was installed a t the sta rt of the school year, several students claim ed they did not have such service until December. Buceóla said student residents always can “get a (phone) line within an hour,” even during the peak hours. Mike Gustafson, ' a spokesm an for Mountain Bell, said University Towers has a private phone system and is not subject to Mountain Bell regulations. Resident Tony Zummallen, an ASU senior engineering science m ajor, said, “The phone system is the w orst.” Buceóla said the m anagem ent sometimes waives the monthly $5 service charge to com pensate for phone system problems. Funk, one of the residents, lam ented other charges the residents m ust pay, from the telephone service charge to a 50-cents-ahalf-hour charge for basketball rental. Other charges include a $1 fee for students who lock them selves out of th eir apartm ents, $30 to replace a lost key and $30 for replacem ent of electronic access cards. “There’s a bill here for everything,” Funk said. Dunn said the $1 fee charged to residents who have been locked out of their apartm ent is too expensive. She said campus dorm itories provide free extra keys. Buccola said the $1 fee is reasonable com pared to other apartm ent complexes. Resident Lauren DePoe, who attends Mesa Community College, said University Towers m anagem ent threatened to evict her when she refused to pay a $250 long­ distance phone bill. She said she did not m ake the calls. Buccola denied threatening to evict DePoe, but she said she took DePoe to sm all claim s court to recover the $250. DePoe said her father eventually paid the bill under protest. “We do not threaten to evict. We take it to sm all claim s court,” Buccola said, adding DePoe m ight have assum ed the court action was an eviction threat. DePoe questioned University Towers’ refundable $35 in-state and $75 out-of-state m andatory phone deposits and the $5 monthly service charge everyone m ust pay, even if phone service is unwanted. She also said her friends received busy signals for up to four hours when trying to reach her on several occasions although she was not using her telephone. Buccola said all residents are required to have phone service, sign a phone-lease agreem ent and m ust use MCI long-distance service. Will Shand, an economist with the Arizona Corporation Commission, said requiring phone service and not allowing equal access to long-distance carriers is legal. Despite" the problems, some students said they enjoyed living a t University Towers during the year, including Dunn, who said, “It’s convenient being so close to school.” Angie Cochran, an elem entary education freshm an, said, “ It’s a really fun environment, and I ’ve m et a million people, but I’d never in a m illion years ever do it again.” Resident B arry Gross, an ASU junior m ajoring in English and communications, SH O W US YO UR S T U D E N T I.D . Y O U ’LL G E T A D IN N E R Todd Oraan/State Prass Jeannle Buccola, general manager of Uni­ versity Towers, 1« shown standing In front of the Sandla V II statue in the Courtyard of the private student dorm itory. said University Towers is not worth the cost. “It’s a big rip-off. It’s not w rath it. I think anyone who has any sense would not live here. It’s a prison,” he said. Students also complained about security guards, including some who ignored responsibilities while on duty. Ceil R ossi, u n it su p erv iso r fo r Guardsm ark, the firm contracted to provide security a t U niversity Towers, said problems existed a t the complex when it opened. She said too many young security guards w ere hired, adding “kids cannot watch kids.” Buccola said: “ (The complex’s guards) are not my employees. I am not responsible for them .” She said a $750,000 video security system provides adequate security. Zummallen, one of the residents, said, in his opinion, University Towers is poorly managed. Zummallen said Buccola pays insufficient attention to student resident complaints. He said because leases are paid in advance, the managem ent doesn’t appear to be concerned with student complaints. Chantel Morely, an ASU sophomore psychology m ajor, said, “Once you sign the lease, they don’t (seem to) care what happens." Hobza said the University Towers office staff “puts out little catch phrases” to soothe student complaints. “It’s (usually) ju st a line to get (residents) out of the office,” he said. Buccola said her management team “acknowledges and sympathizes with the residents, and we try to solve problems in an expedient m anner.” “I understand they get a little frustrated, and we do too,” she said. “But we don’t have the ability and knowledge to fix (broken) things. If we did, that would void w arranties.” Dunn, who lived in Manzanita Hall last year, said she will move back to Manzanita this year. All of the interviewed students, who said they and their friends plan to vacate the complex, complained that the ‘‘added am enities” promised before they moved in were installed only recently. Students said they were led to believe a basketball court, a volleyball court and weight-lifting area would be ready when the complex opened. Buccola said Tem pe City Council approval delayed installm ent of the promised am enities. Mike Ewing, a freshm an m arketing m ajor, said, “ (The management) said a t the very beginning that they were making this for the students, and it would make the students a lot happier. Well, they’re just treating us like shit and just making it a lot worse.” ***& *? *** 'S . * Swf, (CompH This year w e re doing it again) Every Sunday (b u t ONLY on Sunday). M ike Polos of the Spaghetti Com pany w ill give you one FREE dinner* for each dinner you order! It's our 2 for 1 SUNDAY STUDENT SPECIAL. And it's good for the whole school year a t both our Tempe and Phoenix locations. Any day o f the week, for lunch or dinner. The Spaghetti Com pany is known for a great m eal a t an affordable price. But the SUNDAYS7UDENT SPECIAL m S t s o f M l* e P u l0 S > makes our already terrific prices < better! Our dinners include a fu ll course m eal w ith a ll the trimm ings-from salad to dessert. 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April 19,1775. Two groups of rather grim , determ ined men stood facing each other across Lexington Common in the cool morning light. M n j John Pitcairn commanded about 700 British regulars on the south end of the Common, looking north toward about 200 colonial militiamen. Capt. John P arker, commanding the Lexington m ilitia, nervously watched the British form ation just 100 yards south of his position. One m ist understand the extrem e delicacy of this moment. Tension between die Crown and the colonists was a t a fla s h p o in t in M assachusetts, but thus far a clash of arm s had been avoided. Neither side wished to appear the aggressor in a w ar which seemed imminent. But no one’s honor was a t stake a t Lexington, either. No confrontation was necessary. Pitcairn had every right to be where he was, having been ordered by Gen. Thomas Gage, Commander of the British Occupation Force in M assachusetts Colony, to destroy a rebel arsenal in Concord, six m iles futher west. He encountered the m ilitia while on a “secret” night m arch from Boston. P arker’s men, alerted to the B ritish movement during the night, had every right to be were they were: assem bled in formation on their own parade ground. P itcairn ordered P arker’s company to disperse, an order he had every right to give and expect to be obeyed. And P arker then ordered his men to disperse, a prudent — Ed Schubert Analysis Editor move given the disparity of forces. His ranks began to break up peacefully. But then, something happened. A shot rang out. Others followed. British regulars charged without orders. P itcairn’s horse was shot out from under him, hit in two places. The confused colonial defense quickly crumpled and the B ritish resum ed their ill-fated m arch toward Concord Bridge. T r y in g to reconstruct this battle from prim ary sources is like trying to reconstruct a fight in a bar. But in the confused and contradictory testimony of the participants, a few strands of meaning stand out. Several British officers, such as Lt. John Barker, recorded that as the B ritish approached the colonial position, “our m en without any orders, rushed in upon them, fired and put ’em to flight.” P itcairn confirmed the report of indiscipline in his report to Gen. Gage. . . It would seem the British indiscipline played a key role m the development of the battle. Why would B ritish officer officers record an incident that portrayed their troops in an unflattering light, unless it were true? But what provoked the B ritish troops to attack? On this one point, colonial and B ritish sources seem to agree. Robert Douglas, a colonial, recalled th at after P arker had given his order to disperse, “The Lexington company began to break off on the left wing, and soon all disappeared.” But Pitcairn saw the sam e event somewhat differently, recording that some of the “dispersing” colonials “began to File off toward some stone Walls on our Right Flank” — in others words, to take up offensive positions against the British. “The Light Infantry dbs^rving this, ran after them,” Pitcairn reported. Thus hogan the American Revolution, am id events that were and decisions th at were ill considered. It’s interasHng that Independence Day commemorates events of m ore than a year after the fighting had begun, after a new order had replaced th at of die Crown. It seems we can’t have a proper national holiday without public men and legal documents. What ordinary people did a t Lexington, supervised only by a B ritish m ajor and a m ilitia captain, doesn’t seem to count. It seeing the real stuff of history — the tension, smoke and ^ fusion of Lexington Common — contains lessons too disturbing to elevate to the status of a national holiday. Nevertheless, in tension, smoke and confusion the war hagan, exactly 212 years ago, come this Sunday morning at sunrise. KTAR showing ignorance, hypocrisy in AIDS ordeal At a tim e when this holiday season is supposed to symbolize resurrection, rebirth and fertility, such qualities will be in short supply this Sunday a t a t least one Valley radio station. Ignorance, stupidity, unfounded fear and hypocrisy will be commonplace instead. E arlier this year, new s/talk radio station KTAR (620 AM) had scheduled a series of program s oh Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome to inform the public about the killer disease and dispel some of the blatant falsehoods about it. Some of the specialists they had on made the point clear that AIDS could not be caught from being in the sam e room with a person who has the virus, but one needed to have intim ate contact with the patient and m ust exchange body fluids (like blood or semen) for the virus to be transm itted. Well, everyone thought this was a good program and necessary to tell a panicstricken public that we aren’t going to be dropping like flies if an AIDS victim takes a walk around the neighborhood. Then, KTAR decided to g et the perspective of what was going on in the life of an AIDS victim. Working diligently, the staff of the mega-station managed to secure an on-the-air interview with a person who was diagnosed with AIDS and whose prognosis had a lot to be desired, the drug AZT notwithstanding. Patrick J, Kucera Opinion Editor Everything was set. The interview was to take place w ith rep o rter K atherine Underwood. But the «11 of “lights, cam era, action” never occurred. At the last minute, KTAR decided it was not in the station’s best interest to have Mr. AIDS P atient in the studio. In fact, the interview was canceled and the reporter called the patient to see if the interview could be moved to some place away from the studio. The AIDS victim never got the chance to so much as step in the budding. The reason for the snafu was simple. Ignorant, panic-ridden employees of KTAR were overly concerned that if the AIDS victim was allowed to be in the building, they Would contract the disease, go home and the next thing you know, the entire fam ily from Gram pa George to Baby John woidd be noticing red and purple spots on their skin. Not only did columnists for Valley letters Only two choices Editor: Regarding Ed Schubert’s column of March 31 stating that creationism cannot be considered a science. For the record, “science” does, in fact, mean “knowledge.” The essence of the scientific method is m e a su re m e n t, o b se rv a tio n and repeatability. Clearly, neither model of origins — creation or evolution — is scientific in this sense. Neither one can be tested for the simple reason that we cannot repeat history. The origins of the universe, the origin of man and all such events to«* place in the past and cannot now be studied in the laboratory. They are entirely beyond the reach of the scientific method in the proper sense. Since then, no one in all history has ever seeii an instance of real evolution from one kind into a m ore complex kind, and since likewise no one has ever witnessed an actual creation even; and s in « creation and evolution are the only two models m ust be for us to consider, it m ust be concluded that berth models m ust be classified as scientific, or else intellectual inquire will be stifled. Furtherm ore, it was also mentioned by Schubert that one of his high school instructors, who was an authority on creationism , “willed to believe the creation account of Genesis (that) had blinded him to anything that challanged that view.” What Schubert is implying is th at there is no such thing as absolute truth and we m ust be open-minded and receptive to eveything and anything that is taught us. His opinion alludes to the fact that nothing can ever be absolutely true and there is no other recourse but to die on a tightrope of uncertainty, ever-learning but never able to come to any sort of concrete truth. The aforementioned high school teacher unshakingly taught w hat be believes to be the truth. Such firm ness of conviction needs to be applauded ra th « than scoffed at. Where a person believes he or she came from will definitely affect how they will live. Certainly, if you are an evolutionist, you are accountable to no one. On the other hand, a belief in creation should m otivate you to be faithful to God. JeffThayer Senior, Economics newspapers have a field day blasting KTAR for its idiotic decision, but management for the station was dumbfounded as to come up with a legitim ate excuse as to why it would further the myth of AIDS being spread by casual contact and not allow the show to fake place. They truly painted themselves into a corner. (But Paul Danitz, the station’s acting general m anager did later say that th is whole issue was ‘‘not a big deal. ” > Now, the Phoenix Gazette is sponsoring a contest to find who its readers think has the best morning Valley radio program. All the names are there and so is KTAR. According to the contest, the station that receives the most votes will win a cash prize that will be donated to the charity of the station’s choice. All of die names are there for the charities, too. But, as a surprise to everyone, KTAR decided to name an AIDS prevention foundation as the beneficiary of the money if it should win. OK, making amends for past injustices is good. Then, KTAR started taking out ads on air claiming that if you vote for the morning people a t KTAR, you will help fight the disease and the ignorance of AIDS. Whoa! Ju st five months ago, KTAR locked its doors oh an AIDS patient and now they want to play brown nose with the public as a “Heck, folks, we really do care about people.” The irony in this case is clear. On the one we have a radio station th a t has ig n o r a n t, pathetic boobs as employees and a m anagem ent that won’t even disseminate its own “new s/talk” inform ation to those bumbling fools answering phones and selling ads for the station they work for. hand, On the other hand we have th at same station that wants the people to believe it is a “chip off the old block” and now it is getting tired lips kissing butts to cover its faux pas. Meanwhile, a m an who has very little time left on this planet is living his life on a day-to-day basis, asking w hat he did that would m ake him be labeled a modern-day leper and trying to have a little enjoyment in his last few days. If KTAR wants to score points with the Valley public, let it re-schedule the show with the AIDS victim , m ake a public apology in the newspapers and on the station. Maybe then the m anagem ent can return to calling KTAR the “giant of the Southwest.” Right now, they are not even in the same geographic region as everyone else. State Press Page 5 Friday, A p ril 1 7 ,19 8 ? People and their pets prove it’s dog-eat-dog world Everyone I know has a dog. And everyone I know believes his dog is the most beautiful, intelligent pet in the world. What has me worried is that many of these people would rath er talk to their dogs than to their friends. Bemheim, who owns a big black Labrador nam ed Killum, invited m e for lunch the other day to catch up on what I had been doing for the last six months. As I entered the foyer, Killum jumped up on me and slobbered all over my sport coat. “Down, Killum,” said Bemheim. “Give your U nde Artie a chance to walk around andget used to the environm ent” “I’m not his Uncle Artie. I don’t like him ,” I said. “It’s not a hum — it’s a'S er. Killum, tell Daddy w hat kind of day you had,” Bemheim said, ignoring me completely. I went into the living room and Killum A rt Buchwald Los Anseles Times Syndicate followed me, sniffing my socks. Bemheim messed up Kilium’s fur. “You love to sniff ankles, don’t you?” “I love to have my ankles sniffed,” I said, h o p in g to get in good with Bemheim. But instead he said to the dog, “A fter Uncle Artie leaves we’ll have a good fetch.” “Is Killum going to stay with us the whole day?” I asked. “Of course not. I’ll put her out. 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Tickets are $8 and $6. Student tickets are half price. For more information, call 965-3434. Bandstand: •Tickets for Kool and the Gang are now on safe for $16.50 at Gammage and ail Dillard’s ticket outlets. The Top-40 singing group brings their show to the Valley at 8 p.m. Friday, May 8 at the University Activity Center. For more information, call 965-3434. •Europe tickets are on sale at the Mesa Amphitheater. Europe comes to the Valley at 8 p.m. Friday, April 24 at the Mesa Amphitheater. Tickets are $13.50 in advance and $14.50 the day o f th e show . F or more information, call 834-2178. Strum m ing Along: »MUAB present The Kingbees from 12 to 1:30 p.m. today at the P.V. Beach. The popular sensation has been touring the U -S -fo r the last seven years. Admission is free and open to the public. The Kingbees Comedy: •B e rt Em m itt appears In MUAB’s Comedy 101 at 12:30 today in the MU C in e m a . The u p -a n d -c o m in g comedian will headline the weekly comedy show. T h eater •R ock W roll is here to stay, and so is “ Grease.” The popular show about falling in love in the ’50s plays at 8 tonight in the Lyceum Theater (see page 12). The show, directed by David Vinlng, runs through May 3. Curtain times are 6 p.m. except for Sunday, when the curtain is at 2 p.m. The theater is dark on Monday. Tickets are $7 and $5. For more information, call 965-3434. ' • “ Carmen” opens with a student preview at 8 p.m. Wednesday, April 22, The popular opera runs Friday and Saturdays, April 24 and 25, and May 1 and 2. Student preview tickets are $2. Admission to all other shows are $9.50 for adults and $5 for students. For more Information, call 965-3434. Box O ffioe Notes: • “Campus M an,” the filmed-at-ASU movie, opened last week without much glitter’ According to the Hollywood Reporter, the feature only grossed $319,000 at 3d7. theaters across the U .S .. By DAVID MILLER S tate Press G uitarist David G uerrero has no qualms about lighting things on fire as long as it’s in the name of charity. In fact Guerrero, also known as “The Unknown G uitarist,” has few reservations about anything he does on-stage. “ I like to come out to the theme to ‘2001’ with my guitar set on fire, playing ‘Johnny B. Goode’ behind my back. It m akes a lot of people cringe,” he said. Guerrero will be making people cringe in droves when he appears a t ASU as part of die Alpha Epsilon P i Jacuzzi-A-Thon benefit for UNICEF. The event begins a t 8 p.m. Saturday a t the fraternity house, 717 Alpha Drive, and will feature the bands Red Line and Rockin’ Jim and the Jam m ers. Radio personality and red underwear czar Dave P ratt is scheduled to front the Jam m ers. It’s an event Guerrero is looking forward to. “ I’m gonna make the act more wild for the students. And it’s wild playing with P ra tt,” he said. “There’s always beer and whipped cream and girls in nothing but red underwear. “He really knows how to party. He m ust’ve gone to a special school or something.” Twenty-five-year-old Guerrero, a first class Air Force airm an, has his own reputation to live up to, however. Although he’s a mild-mannered m ilitary accountant by day, at night he becomes something slightly different. “I’m a real quiet guy, but when I hit the stage I go wild,” he said. “The other musicians say ‘The Unknown G uitarist—he m ust have a bag over his head o r something,’ but when I come off the stage they say ‘Sorry, we didn’t know, That was am azing.’ ‘‘They eat their words. ” If his fellow musicians have a few preconceptions about G uerrero, it’s understandable. Since his debut as an opening act for P ra tt last August, he’s made a name for himself by setting guitars on fire, playing them with his teeth and behind his back, stomping on them and throwing them in lakes, and generally committing what m ight be considered crim es. He insists it’s hardly a circus act, though. “This is no joke,” he said. “I ju st hate it when a m usician acts like a human jukebox and ju st stands there. I love to do this. I pull all kinds of tricks out of the bag because I want people to do an about-face.” A form er fan of lighter Quid, Guerrero now prefers gasoline on his ¿uitars because it bum s brighter. He also prefers the sounds of the old bluesmen, and of the ’60s and ’70s giants of guitar. “A lot of people never got to see Jim i Hendrix,” he said. “He was my id o l And Ritchie Blackmore and Jim m y Page, those were the greats. I want to live up to the sounds of those guys. “There are guys that can play real fast, The Unknown Guitarist but there are some things you just can’t learn. It takes planning and talent and you gotta have the touch.” You also have to be willing to bend the rules. “After that first show (at which he threw his blazing guitar into Compton T errace’s Firebird Lake) I thought I was gonna get in trouble,” he explained. “Mr. Nicks, Stevie’s dad (and owner of the facility) was shocked. They had to double-check the lake for guitar parts. There are still pieces of it in there. “ I think I took a chainsaw to it too.” G uerrero m ight be suspected of having some prim al urge'forCing him to do these things. But one of his inspirations actually cam e in the form of a simple comment. “ I went to Paul M ottert, the m anager of Impulse nightclub, and he said ‘You’re an unknown, I can’t use you. It’s too hard to break in unknowns. I only want people who are famous, ’ ’’ Guerrero said. “He said I’d never get anywhere as an unknown guitarist, so I said that’s ju st what I’m gonna be and I’m gonna m ake him eat his words. That dude upset me so much. ’’ He was upset enough to launch a new career, one that he says coincides nicely with his m ilitary work. “It doesn’t get in the way of my job,” he said. “I thought they m ight not like it but they know I do it for charity. The only problem is that no one with a contract will touch me with a 10-foot pole because I’m government property. “I want to get out first, and I want to do it honorably. L.A. will always be there. ” Guerrero also does his moonlighting honorably. “I tell the kids to never, never do anything like this,” he said. “You have to know exactly what you’re doing. I tell them they gotta be stupid to play guitar with their teeth. It’s OK for me ’cause I’m unknown.” Mythology show premieres with clever tw ist W ater Monster and hie baby are characters In the G reat Arizona Puppet Theater’s “Navaho.” * Ancient Navaho mythology with a modern tw ist comes alive as the G reat Arizona Puppet Theater presents, “ Navaho” at 2:30 p.m. Saturday a t ASU’s K err Cultural Center. Puppeteers Ken Bonar, Brian Garno, Sandy Tezak and w riter/director Nancy Smith use rod puppets, shadow puppets, body puppets and giant mouth puppets to re-enact the legends and stories of Navaho culture. Traditional Navaho belief is that the “Dineh” (The People) as the Navahos refer to themselves, have passed through a series of differently-colored worlds. In the first world, the people were insects, but as they moved up to new worlds, their shapes changed as well. The character of Coyote, who appeared in the fourth world, is thought of as comical and a trickster. W ater M onster is the keeper of the w aters and and had the power to cause floods. The company uses a m ixture of m usical styles, including the traditional Navaho round dance and contemporary compositions by Native American R. Carlos Nakai. Tickets are $5 and are available a t K err, Gammage and Dillard’s box offices. Form ore inform ation call 948-6424. State Press Friday, April 1 7 ,1 9 8 7 Page 12 State NOW TAKING FALL RESERVATIONS ^ We’re F ittin g Up F a st! Until the luxury and convenience of University Towers. These unique and exciting co-educational student resi­ dence suites com bine the best of apartment and dor­ mitory living. Ideally located within 2 blocks of Arizona State University academic facilities, and across from Sun Devil Stadium. University Towers offers furnished 2 bedroom residence suites including utilities, full kitchen and many extras. 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Although Burges finds “Grease” his prime source of activity lately, he adm its that it could possibly be one the Valley’s keenest shows. 4 “ ‘G rease’ is not so m uch a play about the 50s as it is a m usical about w hat young people of ,all time? have gone through as far as the pressures they face growing up and how they resolve them,” he said. ‘‘Of course, being a parody, it gives sort of a twteted view of that; But 1 think th at’s more what it’s about than trying to show what the ’50s were like that’s O u t o f P h o e n ix a re a , c a ll c o lle c t secondary 99 ■' .- & UNIVERSITY TOWERS tDennis B urge* Directed by David Vining, the musical indeed parodies everything from the w i d e - e y e d spunk and swaggering hipness of *50s teenagers to the shebopping gift of m usical gab from the sna-sha-shatype singers of the time. State Press Friday, Aprill 7,1987 Page 13 Greased RghHh’ Teasing the beauty school dropout in go together for actor !U when ‘‘Grease,” , roared, into the it if it’s electricity es is one powerful its his jolts playing which runs through i” his prime source it could possibly be r about the ’50s as it people of all times treasures they face them,” he said. “Of r t of a twisted view rtiat it’s about than rere like |— that’s ie musical indeed d e -e y e d «punk and lagers ta; the she­ as the sha-sha-sha- The story picks up after the sum m er romance of teeny-boppers Danny and Sandy (Angela Simitzes). It floats into the typical “boy m eets girl, boy looses girl, boy gets girl back” plot as Danny suddenly finds him self too cool to notice his ever-prim and proper sw eetheart. Supporting cast m em bers include Jenny Richter (Rizzo), Russ Wendt (Kenickie), Jennifer Houston (M arty) and Greg Nuber (Doody) among a long list of others. “G rease” becartie a household word in the late 70s when actor John Travolta and pop artist Olivia Newton-John starred in the successful movie. But Burges feels that the stage version shows a much different side of the musical. “If you’ve seen the movie, you don’t really know what the play is about,” he said- “I think a lot of people will come to the play and say ‘Aw, how come I’m not hearing “Hopelessly Devoted to You, " ' and all th a t But this cast is a lot different. We play the characters a lot differently than the they did in the movie.” As fa r as the learning experience he’s gained from bring in “G rease," Burges is quick to say, “I think I’ve learned what I continually learn all the time — that people in general are-great and fun to be with. C lo clrw itt from left, Jenny R ichter and R u n W andt, »he “Grasse” entourage, D annie Burgas ana Angela Sim itzes, Q reichen G eiger and Greg Huber as Frenchy and Doody, and th e caat of “Grease.” Page 14 s im Friday, A p ril 1 7 ,1 9 8 7 n v is A ctors g o a p e in susp en se film By MARTY W EISS S tate Press P ro jectX * * * % 20th Century Fox is going bananas over its current suspense/dram a, “Project X,” a movie that proves a chimp can actually out-act Tony award-winning actor Matthew “F erris Bueller” Broderick. The fun begins when Jim m y G arrett (Broderick), a young Air Force recruit whose hot date in a “hot” plane gets him 30-days-to-life in the Experim ental Pilot Perform ance Program . Translated, this m eans th at the Air Force has demoted him from becoming a pilot to training chimpanzee fliers. Broderick’s perform ance as the party-minded yet sentim ental airm an proves he still has strong acting capabilities. The actual show-stealer, however, is a 1-yearold prim ate named Virgil, portrayed with real emotion by Willie, a truly intelligent chimpanzee. Virgil, the newest resident of Lockridge Air Force Base has another skill unknown to his new acquaintances. During the first year of his life, a University of Wisconsin Psychology m ajor named Teri taught this chimp how to communicate with humans via sign language. Helen Hunt, last seen as Kathleen Turner’s daughter in “Peggy Sue Got M arried,” plays Teri, a coed who gets emotionally attached to Virgil. Her grand portrayal brings a tear to the eye when she is physically detach«! from her chummy chimp aft« : he’s taken to the base. Hunt’s determ ination to retrieve Virgil later turns an interested audience into a cheering section. „ After G arrett learns about Virgil’s talent while watching a _*?*”* ro* barrel of taught with Helen Hunt United Way com m ercial, he recognizes the expression the Vhgfl in "Project x.M sT an, used ? si?“ ^ ” hilarious anim al antics and tragic scenarios. In a span of 10 The fun ends when Broderick realizes fee actual purpose of minutes, audiences found themselves cheering, jeering, the experim ental pilot program is to see if m an’s closest - laughing, crying and just having an overall good time, genetic cousin can survive high-level doses of radiation. 5 D irector Jonathan Kaplan (“H eart Like a Wheel” ) Top anim al trainers in the motion picture industry worked discovered a method for working with human and ape under trainer/coordinator H ubertW ells (“Out of Africa” ) to anim als simultaneously. His work deserves honorable instruct the chimps. mention. Apparently Wells took die helm when the original “Project X” is one of the best examples of anim al acting in coordinator Ron Oxley (“Ladyhawke” ) died only days recent years. before principal photography began. The film ’s supporting human cast also deserves three The battle for the liberation of the apes and Broderick from bananas, or rath er stars for its d e m a n d in g performance, the base combined intense, exciting chase sequences with “Project X,” rated PG, opens today a t local theaters. Gals, leave a valid message, get a FREE $ 10 gift certificate from a major department store! 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After interm ission, ASU D irector of Bands Richard E. Strange will conduct the Symphonic Band in Alfred Reed’s “El Camino Real,” “Carnival of the Animals,” by Camille Saint-Saëns and “F irst Symphony for Band,” by Erickson, among others. The Saint-Saëns work will feature the recently-m arried piano duo of Yuki and Phillip Strange. McMillen will conduct the program , conducting Fisher Tull’s “Sketches on a Tudor Psalm .” The April 21 event is free and open to the public. For m ore information, call 965-3371. General Cinem a announces w ild film fe s tiva l General Cinema Theaters announces the Cans Film Festival, a series of movies being held th e th ird Saturday of each month a t 11 a.m. a t the M etrocenter Cinemas (inside the m all). Admission is free with a can of food for donation to the Arizona Food Bank Association. The feature Saturday will be “Tough Guys,” s ta rrin g Kirk Douglas and B urt Lancaster. In addition to the free admission, a drawing will be h eld f o r . a t r i p to Disneyworld. Included in die trip is airfare ami hotel. G eneral C in em as welcomes anyone interested in helping to feed the hungry to attend the Cans Film Festival every month. For further inform ation, call 997-6364. Catch it at the Devil House BUY• SELL• TRADE Your book$ at Changing Hands. For quality cloth and paperbacks (no textbooks, please) we pay 30% of our re-sale price in cash or 50% in tradein credit which may be used to pur­ chase anything in the store.' (Sorry, no trade-ins on Sat. or Sun!) . 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The operative word here is “cheap.” But the synonym here is “inexpensive,” not “of poor quality.” So cheap, in fact, that you can often pay ft»* exponentially m ore people on the sam e budget that would pay for two at m ost joints on University Drive. We overheard one person in line recently claim th at he had been in an eight-person group eating dinner the previous evening. Their Mil: $10. Well, to get it down that low, a few of them m ust have had ju st fries or a Coke. But it underscores the point. A full m eal here costs in the area of $2 to $2.50. Dick’s “Big Buy” soft drink C06ts 61 cents. On University Drive, an extra large soda pop m il run m ore than a $1. Of course, when you’re churning out food a t those prices, you cannot expect gourm et m eals. The burger-or-sUb fare on University, in general, is of higher quality. Even so, the food a t Dick’s is a bargain. It’s not bad — certainly we recommend it over, say, Saga — especially when the price differential and students’ budgets are factored in. F or your dollar, you will not get a g reat deal of am enities. But what Dick’s loses in accommodations, it m akes up for in novelty. F or the custom er, there is no indoors to the place. That’s the kitchen. Instead, you walk up to a window and place your order, which, incidentally, is not taken down by the person a t the counter, but rath er memorized by him or her. Seating is lim ited to picnic tables ami a brick fence. On colder days, it’s best to go back to your car. The menu, however, offers a good variety of all the typical fast foods—burgers, chicken, pizza and fish. We recommend any of the first three. The burgers don’t rank with the Chuck Box, but they aren ’t much worse than a Q uarter Pounder. The price is about the sam e as fast-food places, but unlike a Jack-in-the-Box, the ham burgers do not constitute finger food. A hefty burger also is on toe menu for hardier appetites. The chicken has a crispy fried coating. Though it is not particularly spicy, it may be the best item available. All the available chicken orders come with fries and cole slaw. One criticism : som etimes there isn’t much poultry to be had on them bones. The pizza is sized for one person to eat. It comes sprinkled with plenty of oregano on top. It’s not spectacular, but it beats frozen any day. You can order cheese, pepperoni or combination, but stay away from the combination unless you’re prepared to stom ach shrim p on your pizza. Ju st plain stay away from the fish sandwiches. You m ay also get side orders of french fries, with potato peels left on, or onion rings. Both are good. Other highlights on the menu are the turnovers and milkshakes. Ice cream also is available for dessert. We like Dick’s. It’s good; it’s fast; it’s cheap. 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University Call For Appointment Mon.-Sat. 9:30-8:30 Sun. 11:30-4:00 SE Corner Rural & University — TOM BLODGETT Lauren to return; Houseman fights Broadway image B y The Associated Press NEW YORK — Fashion designer R alph L auren should be back a t the drawing board in May, following surgery to remove a benign brain tumor. A le x a n d e r V re e la n d , spokesman for the PoloRalph Lauren company, said Wednesday th at Lauren was expected to leav e the hospital later this week. He identified the tum or as a meningioma. Lauren, who underwent su rg ery M onday, had becom e aw are of bis condition some tone ago fo llo w in g a ro u tin e exam ination and decided to have the surgery after last week’s showing of his fallw inter collection, according to Vreeland. BOULDER, Colo. — Actor John Houseman, best known as Professor Kingsfield of television’s “The P ap er C hase,” says Broadw ay th eate r is nothing b u t “rehashes.” T h eater m onopolized dram atic communication in America in the early p art of the century, Houseman said. “H ie only competition were politicians who were putting out dram a of a kind, and churches, which also were putting out dram a of a kind,” he said. state press d e ju ¡su ite s •'..........' '..s...". . . ... A D RUN D A TE m onday tuesday W ednesday th u rsd ay friday CASH • D EA D LIN E th u rsd ay 3 p.m. friday 3 p.m. m onday 3 p.m. tuesday 3 p m W ednesday p.m. CHECK • V IS A • M C THERE’S M O RE FUN UNDER O UR H A I sports ASU senior Carol Coparanis put Im pact Into her forehand Thursday as she defeated UNLV’s Kristen Hess 6 -2 ,6 -1 . Coparanis, who has the best Individual record of ASU (16-7), w ill compete today against Cal State-Long Beach a t 1:30 p.m . at ths Whiteman Tennis Center. Shutout ASU women’s tennis team blasts UNLV Rebels By STEVE BRENJ9AN State Press If ASU women’? tennis coach Sheila M clnemey had butterflies in her stomach before the Sun Devils’ end-df-season home stand, she has reason to relax a little now. ASU (13-12, 2-7) m ade short work of the UNLV Runnin’ Rebels, 9-0, yesterday at Whiteman Tennis Center. “We played in a business-like m anner,” M clnemey said. “Everybody played well. “ It is im portant to keep your cool and concentration when it is hot. Sometimes you let the scores get a little closer than they should be,” she said. The Sun Devils took coqjrol early in the match, as all six of the singles players were able to gain the edge from the start, forcing the Rebels to come from behind. “We are a better team , and the scores are indicative of that,” M clnemey said. “We are stronger on top and have better depth. “We were able to get ahead early in the singles, which helped,” she said. “It’s a little easier to feel the heat when you’re losing. When you lose your concentration it is harder to get yourself back m the match. ” In the singles, the Sun Devils faced little competition from the Rebels, winning all six m atches without losing a s e t . Laura Glitz, playing a t the No. 1 spot, defeated Joleen W atanabe, 6-2, 6-0. Carol Coparanis, who has the best individual record on the team a t 15-7, followed by beating Kristen Hess, 6-2,6-1. In the No. 3 and 4 spots, Therese Arildsen and Lisa Haldas defeated both of their opponents easily. Arildsen beat Anna C astenada, 6-1, 6-3, and H aldas overwhelmed Jane Howe, a senior from Christchurch, New Zealand, 6-1,6-1. No. 5 and 6 players K risti McCormick and Beth Smigel were especially impressive, M clnemey said. “K risti and Beth played very well,” she said. “They won very easily. They both kept their concentration, which has got to help Turn to WOMEN'S TENNIS, |M g . 19. A slightly different version of the ‘sports u p d ate’ Every once in a while, reading the “update” section of the sports page in a m ajor m etropolitan daily can be a fascinating experience. Sports news from all over the globe trickles in, and for some reason, it all sounds like something out of a television sitcom. Take these excerpts from the wire briefs in Thursday’s papers: "HANQWITH'EM, SEVE I used to like Seve Ballesteros, but the Spanish ego — er, golfer — recently disqualified him self from the realm of reason. It seems that Seve thinks the M asters is “too importan', a title to be decided in a sudden death playoff.” He went on to claim that no one eould accuse him of “crying because he lost,” since he voiced the sam e opinion in 1979. “Anybody can win one hole,” Ballesteros said. “Over 18 holes the champion will win." Ballesteros advocate? an 18hole playoff in the event of a tie. F irst of all, Seve, the tournam ent was already over 72 •BUZZ OFF, BOZ Bob Heller S p o rts E ditor holes. How come the “champion” didn't win in regulation? An 18-hole playoff is time-consuming, and leaves the possibility that the deadlock will rem ain. Sudden death is quick, efficient and m erciless. As Ballesteros f ound out on the first hole of sudden death with Larry Mize and Greg Norman, it does not allow one to choke all over a three-foot putt and wind up the “champion.” If Ballesteros can’t stand the heat of sudden death playoffs, he should see to it that he wins in regulation or he should shut up. Mike Ditka has said that, as far as the Chicago Bears are concerned, Brian Bosworth is “more trouble than he’s , worth.” Normally, I think Mike Ditka is a pretty mediocre pro football coach, and personally a fairly goofy individual. But* he really cam e through here. I realize that I’m indulging in wild fantasy, but it would be nice if every coach in thecountry would say the sam e thing about Bosworth, and he wound up working in a Burger King somewhere. That kind of fate for a guy that ridiculous just appeals to my sense of justice. But most of the other coaches don’t already have a prim a donna to put up with like Ditka. Mike probably figured that if he got Bosworth and Jim McMahon on the sam e squad, the two of them would roll three rings onto the Held and put on a circus show a t halftime. Turn to HEILER, pag« 22. Page 18 Friday, April 1 7 ,1 9 8 7 State Press Men’s tennis to meet ‘Cats at Whiteman By DOUG McM ANUS S tate Press Senior Andy Roodigor w ill h a w o n * mora chance to help'ASU defeat UA this season at 1 p.m . Saturday a t the Whiteman Tennis Courts. Public courses to be used for LPGA tourney By T lw Associated Press SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The two public courses being used for the $300,000 Santa B arbara Open starting Friday could turn out to be a story of beauty and the beast for the LPGA golfers. “It’s so pretty, it reminds me of A ustralia,” Ja n Stephenson said of the Sandpiper Golf C ourse, which opened in 1972. “I grew up on courses just like this. I’m really surprised.” . “ The (winning) score won’t be too many under par, m aybe four,” she predicted. “I’ll really be surprised if the scores are low because the golf courses are tough.” Donna Caponi, a 23-year tour veteran who is the sixth­ leading money-winner in LPGA history with more than $1.3 million in earnings, also noticed the beauty of Sandpiper. “ The greens are enormous,” she said. “I like everything about it so far. I think it’s going to be a putting contest because the greens are so big. If they were sm aller, it would be a shot-m aker’s golf course. ” Of the other course^ Purisim a, which IpCried in September, Caponi said, "T his is tougher than Sandpiper. I expect the scores to be higher here.” Both courses figure to play even tougher than normal if conditions are windy, which is not unusual. The field will be split the first two days with each golfer playing one round at the Sandpiper in nearby Goleta and the La Purisim a just outside Lompoc. The field will be cut to the low 70 and ties after Saturday’s round with finalround action exclusively at Sandpiper. » li ■I ■i ■ f l mmn I mH IflflfK W nm m Ì3KÉJ The ASU men’s tennis team will be trying to avenge an earlier loss to intrastate rival UA a t 1 p.m. Saturday at Whiteman Tennis Center. The Devils lost 5-4 to UA two weeks ago in Tucson. In that m eet, ASU rallied from a 4-2 deficit to knot the score a t 4-4 before dropping the meet in a three-set doubles match. “It was a real tough m atch to Jo se,” head coach Lou ¿¡¡¡¡ken said. “I thought we should have won it.’’ ASU (16-12) has lost eight straight m atches and has yet to record a conference win. Despite the losing streak, the Devils are ranked 16th nationally, according to the latest Head Intercollegiate Tennis Standings poll. “Our high ranking shows just how tough the Pac (Pacific-10) conference is,” Belkensaid: Saturday’s m atch will be the last chance to defeat die W ildcats for four ASU seniors. G rant Adams, Jeff Karp, Andy Roediger and Todd Lee will be graduating from this year’s team . statt Pie»* Page 19 Friday, Aprii 1 7 .1 9 8 7 W om en’s tennis ASU sophomore Laura G litz, left, and senior Carol Coparanis go fo r a high five Thursday w hile defeating UNLV’s Joleen Watanabe and Kristen Hess 6 -0 ,6 -3 . Continued from page 17. their concentration.” McCormick defeated her opponent, Mary Jacocks, 6-4,6-1, and Smigel dominated Kim Seidel, 6-2,6-0. In the doubles, Glitz and Coparanis crushed W atanabe and Hess in the No.l match, 6-0,6-3. “It was a really good win for Laura and Carol,” M clnemey said. “Because they lost to that doubles team earlier in the season.” In the No. 2 m atch, Haldas and McCormick defeated Howe and Jacocks, 60, 6-2. Arildsen and Jill Hamilton won the final doubles m atch, giving the Devils a shutout, 7-6,6-0. Today ASU will continue its home stand with an im portant m atch against Cal State- state press Long Beach, also a t Whiteman Center. M clnemey said the win over UNLV was im portant for their upcoming matches. ASU is one of five team s, including Cal State-Long Beach and Arizona, competing for a final berth in the NCAA tournament, and M clnemey said these final matches are crucial in receiving an invitation. The m atch will take place at 1:30 p.m. The Sun Devils will play their final regular season m atch against the Arizona Wildcats on Tuesday. “The win is going to help us (against CSULB),” she said. “We want to go into the m atch playing the way we are. “If we play as well, we should beat them ,” she said. You can stay on top of the news because we do. RESTAURANT & Papillon’s BAR 15 MATTHEWS CENTER * Enjoy Our Monday Special — 5 FREE Wings with every 10 Ordered — Any Day of the Week with this Coupon. t tt P AGAIN VOTED PEOPLES CHOICE “BEST LATE NIGHT FOOD ’86” by N ew Tim es ta u m t' 1050 S. Terrace Rd., Tem pe at R u r a l & A p a c h e ( C orner o f Lem on & Terrace) Ron Kuczok Jr./State Presi Boysenberry Kamikaze $1 -50 Club Sandwich 11:30-8:00 Live Entertainment State Press Friday, April 1 7 ,1 9 8 7 Page 20 Drug probe Suns’ Bedford gets subpoena from grand jury By Ths Associated Press PHOENIX — An attorney representing Phoenix Suns rookie William Bedford has confirmed that Bedford has been subpoenaed in a grand jury investigation said to center around drug allegations involving members of the NBA team. Also, The Phoenix Gazette reported Thursday th at a roommate of Bedford who is the son of one of Bedford’s agents also would be subpoenaed. . Police have confirmed there is an investigation involving the Suns, but there has been no official confirmation as to the probe’s nature or whether a grand jury is involved, as has been reported. Under state law, grand jury activities are secret until complete. It previously was reported that Bedford, who has declined to comment on the m atter, had m et with officials of the Maricopa County attorney’s office regarding a possible grand jury appearance. Attorney Phillip Goldstein said Wednesday it would be unethical for him to comment further regarding the m atter. But he said of Bedford, “I feel he’s a good kid and I’m doing what I can to help him .” A law enforcement source not identified by the Gazette was quoted as saying investigators want testimony from Kevin M erriweather ‘‘because they know he has seen alm ost everything Bedford has.” M erriweather, a 26-year-old Arizona State University law student and son of Will M erriweather, said his father “ thought it would be a good idea for me to stay with him (Bedford) and help him as a ball player and as a person.” 7 feel he’s a good kid and I’m doing what I can to help him.’ — Phillip Goldstein Asked about the investigation, M erriw eather said: “Because I live with William, people are bound to have suspicions. It’s expected and goes with the territory. “My private life has not been disrupted because of what’s been going on. I don’t go out that much anyw ay,” he said. “Irm a friend to William and we live together so I can help him m ake the adjustm ent from college to pro ball.” Golfer Hayes sets record at PGA tourney By The Associated Press HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. — Mark Hayes set a course record on the way to a 7-under-pair 64 th at staked him to a 2-stroke lead after Thursday’s first round of the $650,000 Heritage Classic. Hayes, 37, birdied the first three holes and went on to a 6-under-par 30 over the front nine, a record for the difficult little Hilton Head Golf Links. The score broke the course record of 31 set by Jack Nicklaus in 1975 and equaled several tim es since. “That’s probably the best I’ve played in five dr six years,” said Hayes, whose last official PGA Tour victory came 10 years ago. “Everything was working together.” Hayes scattered eight birdies across his card, using only 24 strokes on the tiny greens — and said he could have played better. “My putting was kind of off and on. I m issed two or three putts I should have m ade,” said Hayes, who was forced to withdraw from the G reater Greensboro Open two weeks ago due to a rib cage injury. Although the weather was blustery, with gusty winds an d o c c a s io n a l b rie f show ers, scoring w as exceptionally low on the course that winds through woods and m arshes down to the lighthouse behind the 18th green. Five players — form er Heritage winner Bernhard Langer of West Germany, veteran Howard Twitty, Scott Hoch, John Code and Mark Calcavecchia — were tied for second a t 66. South African David Frost and Steve. Jones, who got into the invitational field only a fte r Tony S ills withdrew, were next at 67. D efending ch a m p io n Fuzzy Zoeller was in a group a t 68, 3 under par. Corey Pavin, the only two-time winner on the Tour this season, and U.S. Open champ Ray Floyd were another shot back a t 69. L arry Mize, the new . M asters ch a m p io n , struggled to a 5-over-par 76 in his first effort since beating Greg Norman in p playoff a t Augusta, Ga., last weekend. Norman, too, had his problems. He was 2 under par for the day until his tee shot hit a tree limb on the 14th hole, dropped down to a cart-path and kicked out of bounds. (jpalileo often contemplated whether Löwenbräu’s formula for the best way in the world to brew beer was also the best way in the universe. In a little known footnote to busy career as inventor, physicist, and astronomer, it was also discovered that he was an ex­ pert on beer and its relationships to the universe. “The Madman,” as Galileo was known to friends, scientifically concluded during indepth taste tests that Lowenbrau’s Bavarian supervision, plus the richness of Bavarian hops brewed fresh and smooth, was truly the best way in the world to brew beer. Tragically, Galileo’s findings were destroyed in what is now known as the “Big Lowenbrau Bash of 1593” at which his soonto-be-former girlfriend, Sophie, spilled beer all over the records. Luckily, by conducting your own taste tests with Lowenbrau today, you’ll realize what Galileo did hundreds of years ago.. .it’s the best way in the world to brew beer. T h is W orld C a lls for Low enbrau. 0 1987 Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wl. state P * » Page 21 Friday, April 1 7 ,1 9 8 7 Astros’ Scott disinterested in Cy Young award possibilities The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — Mike Scott says he is not going to worry about a 1987 encore to his Cy Young Award-winning campaign of 1986. “I’m not even going to think about it,” the Houston Astros’ split-finger fastball wizard said. “I’m certainly not going to stop and look at all my stats and see where I was last year at the sam e tim e. I’m ju st going to take it game by gam e, inning by inning. ” Scott wound up the 1986 campaign with an 18-10 record and m ajor league highs of 306 strikeouts and 275.1 innings, and a m ajor league low earned run average of 2.22. If his sta rt in 1987 is any indication, he may do even b etter this year. Scott tossed a one-hit, one-walk shutout at the Los Angeles Dodgers Wednesday night, striking out 10 in Houston’s 4-0 victory as he ran his record to 2-0. He had beaten the Dodgers 4-3 in the season opener in Houston nine days earlier. “My one goal when I went into spring training was to have a decent start this season,” he said. “As long as I’ve played, I’ve never gotten off to a very good start. I had a terrible start last year. “I’ll take this sta rt.” and was m asterful in the one-hitter against the Dodgers, catcher Alan Ashby t h in k s he will be evenbetter later in the season. Ashby said that Scott, who lim ited .the Dodgers to a third-inning single by Mariano Duncan and retired the final 15 batters, was not as dominant as he was late last year. ‘I don’t think he’s as overpowering now as he was then,” Ashby said. “Stuff-wise, this game didn’t compare to his no-hitter (Sept. 25 against San Francisco.). He lost his first two decisions and had a 7.20 ERA to begin 1986, then was just 5-4 on June 26. But he rallied with the development of his new split-finger fastball to win 13 of his last 15 decisions. Although Scott is 2-0 already this season As usual, there were claim s that Scott was doctoring the ball, and balls that had been fouled and taken out of play were scrutinized in the Los Angeles dugout. “The scuff m arks were all identical,” said Dodger pitcher Rick Honeycutt. “I don’t By The Associated Press Parrish, Philly suffering, want answers to slump PHILADELPHIA — The frustration shows on his face, and the anxiety is evident in his voice. Lance P arrish, the free agent catcher who signed with Philadelphia after a prolonged and controversial negotiation, is suffering. So are the Phillies, off to a 1-7 start. Even Mike Schmidt, who should be brimming with excitement a t the prospect of his 500th home run, is in the dumps. Schmidt, just two homers shy of becoming the 14th player in history to hit 500 or m ore homers, said the problems of the team are much greater than his goal. “We have to turn it around as a team right now. T hat’s more an issue with me. That’s where my personal thoughts lie,” he said. Schmidt is not one of the culprits in the horrendous start. He is hitting .345, with three homers and seven RBI. Manager John Felske, a low key, stoic type, lost his cool after Tuesday night’s giveaway to the New York Mets. He snapped bat handles, storm ed into his office and wrecked it. Desk, chairs, and the wastepaper basket all felt the w rath of Felske’s frustration. The m anager came to the ball park Wednesday night, his calm restored. He held a five minute team meeting in which know what grade of sandpaper he (Scott) was using, but it was a finer grade.” Los Angeles M anager Tommy Lasorda, though, didn’t want to downplay the fine piching performance. “He pitched a heckuva game; you can’t do anything about that one. The guy was too tough for us,” Lasorda said. “We thought a lot of balls may have been sanded up,” added the Dodger manager, who collected about 12 balls and said they were all scuffed on the sam e spot. “But that’s not the reason he beat us. I’m not using that as an excuse. I don’t want to take anything away from the guy ... He certainly knows how to pitch.” he told his players to ju st relax. He never raised his voice. Gone were the unprintable words with which he described the team ’s perform ance the night before. P arrish is hitting .180, with just four hits in 25 at bats and only three RBI. His defensive skills also have deserted him. He has three passed balls and has been unable to throw anyone out. Opponents are 16 for 16 in stolen bases. “My glove is made of stone,” he said before Wednesday night’s game. P arrish is affected by the boos of the Philadelphia fans, who some rate as the worst in baseball. “I’m just trying to do my job as best I can,” said Parrish. “If that isn’t enough for these people than I don’t know what to do.” As one of the most recognized defensive catchers in the game, P arrish said he is more concerned about his defense than his offense. P arrish, who came to the Phillies after a falling out with Detroit over money, signed for $800,000 for one season, with an additional $200,000 if he is not disabled by a chronic back ailm ent. Felske said he has talked with Parrish. 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The best thing about these boys, though, is their attitude. Not only do they {H it their bodies on the line for their sport, they’ll put them on the line just for the hell of it. Imagine what a bunch of guys that like to head butt are willing to go through for an opportunity to play against the USA Eagles. Suffice it to say, mayhem will occur. Don’t m iss it. •NATIO NA L ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEM ENT OF COUNTERPRODUCTIVE PROGRAMS The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is mounting an offensive on the sports world. Benjamin Hooks, the executive director of the NAACP, has threatened to shut down m ajor league baseball with demonstrations a t ballparks unless the owners develop affirm ative action program s. This comes in the wake of the comments of Dodgers executive A1 Campanis, who said that he believed that blacks did not have the necessities to be baseball m anagers. Now certainly Campanis’ statem ent was out of line. Thousands of black form er ballplayers have everything it takes to be m anagers, and good ones. Which is precisely why any of them that want to can get those kinds of jobs without the special considerations of an affirm ative action program . Hooks should go back to the world of political activism and let the sports world function without him. Expos beat St. Louis on double from Foley By The Associated Press ST. LOUIS — Tom Foley’s two-run double broke a sixth­ inning tie and gave the M ontreal Expos a 4-3 victory over the St. Louis Cardinals Thursday. Andres G alarraga and Tim W allach hit consecutive doubles off losing pitcher Bob Forsch, 1-1, to sta rt the sixth. Wallach went to third on a balk, and after a walk to Vance Law, Foley scored both runners to give M ontreal a 4-2 lead. Foley, a four-year veteran, played shortstop in place of disabled Hubie Brooks. Left-hander Neal Heaton, 1-1, was the winning pitcher. He gave up single runs in the first and second before settling down and retiring 17 straight batters. Heaton was relieved with one out in the eighth by Randy St. C laire after giving up an RBI single to Ozzie Smith. St. Claire shut out the Cardinals the rest of the way to pick up his first save. PADRES 3, DODGERS 2 SAN DIEGO — Tony Gwynn went 5-for-S for the first time in his career and scored the game-winning run on Carmalo M artinez’ lOth-inning double, giving the San Diego Padres a 3-2 edge over the Los Angeles Dodgers Thursday. Gwynn led off the 10th with a single off reliever M att Young, 0-3. M artinez then lined his second RBI double of the game. Gwynn, who had two doubles and three singles, beat the relay to the plate to give the Padres only their second win in 10 games. Lance McCuUers, 1-0, Urn fourth P adre pitcher, pitched a scoreless 10th inning for the victory. M ats 9, Phillies 3 PHILADELPHIA — D arryl Straw berry extended his hitting streak to eight gam es with a home run and drove in four runs Thursday night as the New York Mets beat the Philadelphia Phillies 0-3. Right-hander Rick Aguilera earned his first victory of the season, allowing nine hits over eight innings, striking out eight and walking three. Terry Leach pitched the ninth inning. Joe Cowley, 0-2, was chased after three batters in the second, giving up five runs, walking four and striking out one. With the victory the Mets swept the three-gam e series with Philadelphia. Blue J a y * 4, Red Sox 2 TORONTO — Jesse Barfield’s run-scoring single snapped a sixth-inning tie and Jim m y Key tossed a two-hitter over six innings to give the Toronto Blue Jay s a 4-2 victory over the Boston Red Sox Thursday night. Key struck out three and walked three and improved his record to 34). The left-hander got into serious trouble in the sixth when he loaded the bases on walks, but Don Baylor flied out to end the threat. Tom Henke, the fourth Toronto pitcher, worked the ninth inning for his first save of the year. S tarter Roger Clemens, who walked out of the Red Sox’ training cam p in a contract dispute and returned less than a week before the season began, fell to 0-2, striking out nine and walking two. State Presa Friday, April 17,1987 classified s Announcements THE STATE PRESS window in the MU w ill be closed FRIDAY, APRIL 17. Our office In the basement of Matthews Center w ill be open from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. BIZ DAY Picnic! All business students welcome. Today! First and M ill, Tempo Beach Park, 2:30-6. Free food and drinks! GET A ffK bD HEAD esta r ti - *r ï ï W'^ J W /V * ^ m orning news The STATE PRESS Automobiles 1B75 FIREBIRD auto. 8 cylinder, AM/FM, tic , 8700. oOo. Seth, 967-5870. 77 TOYOTA Cellca lift back, *1300 OBO. Rune great. Air, 5-apaad, sheepaklna. Beverly, 831-5245 after 6. 84 CORDIA Mltzublehi blue 5-apeed, *5700 negotiable. Good condition. Judy, 829-3840 or 8293841 and leave meaaage.________________ H A T CONVERTIBLE 124 Spyder, 1978, excellent condition, 80,000 m iles, new top, tires, *2250. Call David, 831-1512. MALIBU CONVERTIBLE, 1972, yellow, white top, restored to original condi­ tion, full power, etc. Perfect spring carl *4500.966-7406._____________ Bicycles_______ 21" MENS black Ruch Odessy. For racing or leisure. Must sell. *100 OBO. Rob, 8203588._________________ _ _ Business Opp. ACCOUNTING MAJOR needed to work part-tim e for mortgage banking firm . Great experience! I Call M ike, 947-2494. CAR RENTAL plus 200 oth er businesses for salel Also Investor managers wanted. Execu-Net, Big Burt, 991-9111. Clothing STATE PRESS T-Shirts *5 • Sweatshirts *10 A variety of colors! S-M-L-XL * M atthew s Cantor Room 15 (Basam ent) F or Rent o r Lease 1 BEDROOM contemporary condo at Papago Park Village. Pool, ail appliancea including washer, dryer. 9621746.___________________ __________ 2 *3 *4 bedroom condos, townhousss, houses, near ASU for sale and rant. Call Alumnus Robert Bullock, Troncor Realty, 961-6800,8600460._________ _ 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath, resort-llka, fu rn is h e d c o n d o . W h ite tile , microwave, waaher and dryer, pool and Jacuzzi. Four months plus *550. Scottsdale. Alao unfurnished units. Paul, Realtor. 991-1588.___________ A COZY townhouse, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, a ll appliances, pool, fenced yard, quiet area. *425 a month plua utilities, *100 o ff w ith 6 month lease. Call. Dave now, 990-2682. _________ TWO BEDROOM, two bath, washerfdryer hook-up, pool, (4 00 monthly, 2 miles from ASU. 968-0422; after 5 p.m., 894-1736ask for Bòni.__________ ___ TWO BEOROQM, one bath ASU condo, 700 W . University. Q uiet, clean. Pool, spa, washer, dryer. Rent *425 per month or buy fo r $62,000. Phone 9353666_______ ,________ ■, WALK TO ASU, Junior one bedroom, two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 1031 E. Lemon. Bel Air Apartments, 968-2679, 9334364.__________________________ The STATE PRESS disclaims all respor. sibility for quality and prices of goods and services offered in both classified and display advertising by its adver* Users. F u rn itu re H elp Wanted APARTMENT, TWO bedroom, April rent free, deposit $300,1 Vi m iles from ASU, covered parking, *385.966-2750.______ WATERBED, QUEEN size, 10 months old, perfect condition. $100. Call John, 9637239. _____ ASU- 2 miles. Nice Spring Tree condo. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, unfurnished, washer, dryer. $550 per month. 9635598, 2638886. ______________________ _ FUN PART-TIME Job. Largest company of its kind In the Southwest. Pleasant working conditions. Call 921-9495, ask for Mr. S trickland..__________________ Help Wanted FURNITURE STORE has immediate openings for full and part-tim e sales help. Hourly plus commission. Apply in person, Monday through Friday, 10 a.m .-5 p.m. at 825 N. Scottsdale Rd. F o r Rent o r Lease BEAUTIFUL NEW large two bedroom apartments, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, one block south of University on 8th Street and Gary. Ask about move-ln specials. 968-5238.______ • DON’T MISS out! At Terrace Road Apartments we have two openings: a large two bedroom, two bath, and a spacious one' bedroom, one bath. Laundry facilities, beautiful pool, courteous management, Vi block from campus, 950 S. Terrace Road. 9663540. HELP! APARTMENT rental, large 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Prlce/Elliot. Partially furnished If needed. $455. month. $250. o ff 1st month. 838-7172,949-2410. LA CRESENTA Apartments. Spacious studios, one and two bedrooms from $325. Special: second month free plus 19” TV with a year lease. 1050 S. Stanley Place. 967-8203._____________ LUXURY TOWNHOUSES, biking dis­ tance to ASU, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, appliances, tennis courts, and pools. Ranging from $535 to *595 depending furnished or unfurnished. Available May 16th. Call and ask for Jan, 8333807; Ruth or Liz, 831-1300; Ruth, 756-1146.___________________ • PAPAGO PARK, 3 bedroom townhouse available May 15 thru August 15 Furnished, all appliances. (725fmonth plus utilities. Mark, 967-6633 5-7 p,m. QUESTA VIDA. Two bedroom plus lo ft,(3rd bedroom), two story unit. Includes wfd, pool, spa, racquet ball and more. Near University and Hayden, $725. per month plua u tilities. Available August 1. Call 991-5736 after 6:00 p.m. SPACIOUS 2 bedroom, 2 bath apart­ ments. *450 month. All utilities In­ cluded. Walk to ASU. Pool, laundry. 910 E. Lemon. Call today, 9663704._______ SUBLEASE FOR summer, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom condo at W orthington Place. Also, roommate for fall semester. Kim or Jenny, 9838959.__________________ For Sale CONDOMS Manufactured by one of America’s leading hospi­ tal supply companies, our superior quality condoms will substantially reduce your chance of contract­ ing dangerous sexually transmitted diseases. Delivered in confidential packaging. Box of 6 ....... $6.00 Box 1 2 . . . . . . . $9.75 Box of 24 .. $17.50 Shipping and handling included. Mail check or money order to: Eastman Co., Inc. Box 664, Dept. 36 North Amherst, Mass. 01059 1983 21’ Baytlner Clem, 200 hours, V-8, excellent condition, s teepa 5, *14,900 or bast offer. 602-6432869.___________ 1967 HONDA scooter. Almost new, 120 m iles, excellent condition, Red Spree. »425. Call Shewn, 694-1lap,______ __ AAAA- TVS: 13”, 19” 25’’- *3 5 and upl Stereos, printing calculators recondltloned for salel 9632443.________ GREAT DEAL: Lika new 1979 Honda 500 with cover, only 5400 m iles. *675 OBO. Call Tom, 941-8201. PIONEER 8PEAKERS, 100 w atts, brand new, never used. Must, sell this week, moving to East Coast. W ill take *75 for the pair. 9340627, home all day._______ SCUBA EQUIPMENT. W et suit, regu­ lator, booties, etc. Call 894-2194 anytime.__________________________ WINDSURFER, HI-FLY 500, excellent condition, 1 2-ft board, 6.7-m2 sail, with foot stupe. *299 OBO. 9210666.______ ZENITH DATA Syatama Computer