Arizona State University s ta te Tem pe, Arizona p re s s Tuesday, April 7,1987 ® Copyright, State Press, 1987 Voi. 69 No. 117 Tambs says U.S. faces 3 Soviet challenges By MICHAEL ROWELL State Press Form er U .S. Ambassador to Costa R ica Lewis Tambs said Monday the United States and the Western Hem is phere face three major Soviet challenges. Tam bs, an ASU history professor, said Soviet efforts to encircle China, deprive the United States and its allies of oil and other essential m aterials, and alienate the United States from its southern neighbors in Central Am erica and the Caribbean. Taking an adversarial approach to Soviet strategy, Tambs lectured from a series of slides in the M U , “ look ing at the chess board from the opponent’s point of view .” Several of the slides were of upside-down maps, which Tambs referred to as ‘ ‘the world as seen from Moscow. ’ ’ O f Central Am erica, Tambs said: “ There is insur gency ... The whole area is in turm oil.” Tambs pointed out to the crowd of about 100 that the United States is heavily dependent on Central Am erica for raw m inerals. As an exam ple, he cited that 99 per cent of the nation’s Strontium, a steel hardener, is imported from Latin Am erica. “ We really have not been obliged to send money and support southward,” he said. Tambs called N icaragua '“ the new Soviet satellite” and called the buildup of arm s in Nicaragua a threat to the U .S. interests in Latin Am erica. He then showed slides of an air base, Punta Huete, which he said was capable of receiving Soviet bombers. “ The buildup of Punta Huete is worrisome to the Uni ted States,” Tambs said. “ The Caribbean and Central Am erica are important to you and I because we like to liv e.” He said this is why the United States is supporting the Contras, whom he called “ freedom fighters.” “ I ’m still for the original goals of the Sandinista revo lution,” he said. While discussing the Soviet effort to box in mainland China, Tambs obliquely defended U .S involvement in Vietnam. Professor Lewis Tambs talks w ith students about Soviet expansionism in the M U Pima Room Monday afternoon. “ The key to the sem icircle around mainland China was of course, Indochina or Vietnam ,” he said. Tambs said a key question is whether the Soviets will be able to take over Iran, which lies on the Persian G ulf. “ I don’t want to get into Irahgate,” he said. “ But that’s what it’s all about. “ I hope to God that Iran stays independent and out of the Soviet order.” Dean almost certain college will lose accreditation By TINA DAUNT State Press The dean of the College of Business said he almost is certain the college will lose its accreditation due to a lack of funding, but Gov. Evan Mecham said Monday the college will get enough money to prevent the loss. Dean John K raft said the college cannot meet the standards of the Am erican Assem bly of Collegiate Schools of Business because it is underfunded, and previous comments from the governor’s office have given AACSB the impression the lack of funding will continue. But Ron Bellus, a Mecham spokesman, said the governor will suggest that part of the additional $18 million allocated to the univer sities under his revised budget be given to the business college. “ It will be enough to make sure it is accre dited,” he said. Previously, Jim Cooper, Mecham’s educa tion adviser, said he thinks the college misallocated its funds, and K raft is using the accreditation problems to lobby for more money. But the dean contends that is not the case. "W e don’t have enough money,” Kraft said. “ The chances don’t look good for us to be reaccredited. I ’d give It about a 50-50 shot.” Although the faculty / student ratio in the College of Business now comply s with AACSB , standards, K raft said the college still does not comply In the areas of support staff, dis tribution of full-tim e faculty and overall funding from the University. “ We only met one crummy standard,” he said. “ To be reaccredited we have to meet all the standards.” Last spring, the accreditation of the college was deferred because there were too many students per full-tim e faculty member, too few resources to support the faculty and too many non-business majors enrolled in busi ness classes. The college faces a probation hearing in New Orleans, L a ., Friday to determine the status of the college. The accreditation agency will announce April 14 whether or not the college will be reaccredited, placed on probation or suspended. K raft said he will try to convince the assembly that the business college will cut University building could halt due to Mecham’s opposition to funding plan inside today By VICKIE CHACHERE State Press ASU W EATHER Fair skies today with an expected high of 81 degrees. The expected low is 55. Classified ... C om ics........ O p in io n ...... Police report S p o rts .......... Today .......... h) ^ enrollment further to meet the standards. “ We have to convince them we will do what we say were going to do,” he said. “ If we can’t convince them, we’ll lose our accred itation.” Even with the additional money from the governor, K raft said the college might need to cut the number of student credit hours taught each year to 60,000, instead of the cur rent 83,000. Under the current $12,805,913 budget, the college has 218 full-tim e equivalency (FTE) professors, which exceeds the AACSB re quirement for ASU of 210. K raft said 192 of the total FT E professors are full-tim e professors. AACSB requires 75 percent of the total F T E , or 157 professors, be full-tim e. in M \ 18 .3 .4 .3 15 . 2 PH O EN IX — Gov. Evan Mecham’s stand against financing university con struction with bonds could halt building at Arizona’s three universities for sev eral years, a legislative liaison for the Arizona Board of Regents said Monday. Allan Price, assistant director for pub lic relations, said lawmakers will be less willing to approve university bond sales now that Mecham has spoken out against the alternative form of financing. " (Mecham) has staked out his ground and now it’s up to the Legislature,” Price said. “ It could ruin (funding) chances for the future; it’s certainly hurt them .” The universities have relied on bond ing — borrowing money from the public and paying it back with interest over several years. — after lawmakers said the state could not afford to pay for the buildings at the time of construction. The lack of bonding also could slow development at ASU West, the Univer sity’s Glendale branch campus that is relying on lease-purchase agreements to finance a $71.6 million construction project. While unveiling his revised 1987-88 budget Friday, Mecham said the state should refrain from financing construc tion projects through bonding or leasepurchase agreements, saying it only creates future debt. Price said Mecham’s stand could en danger a $200 million request in bonding authority now in the Senate. ‘ ‘We are at a point right now where we need some additional capacity to bond, Price said. “ The governor made it fairly clear he’s not interested in bonding, and he’s the one who signs the b ill.” Mecham’s revised budget allocates an additional $18 million to ASU , NAU and U A , bringing the governor’s budget request for the three universities to $405.8 million. Ron Bellus, a spokesman for the gov ernor, said Mecham thinks part of the extra $18 million should be used to build ASU West rather than finance the pro ject through other means. Bellus said Mecham plans to recom mend that regents spend the money on the Glendale campus, undergraduate education improvements and the Col lege of Business at the April 24-25regents meeting at ASU . He said the governor has other sugges tions for using the money, but he is not ready to reveal them. Gaye Murphy, an analyst in Mecham’s budget office, said Mecham has taken a stand against bonding because he thinks bonding violates the state’s $300,000debt lim it set by the constitution. Stale P ie » to d a y M eetin g s 'Am erican Indian and Science Engineering SocietyAISES will meet at 6 p.m. on the second floor of the MU for a banquet and officer elections. •Public Programs College Council will meet at 4:30 p.m. on the second floor of the MU for a very important meeting. All club representatives should be present for information on Battle of the Clubs. •Campus Alcoholics Anonymous will meet at noon in the MU Santa Cruz Room. •Alpha Eta Rho-Aviatlon Business Fraternity will meet at 7 p.m. in the MU Cochise Room East. Guest speakers will be Ed and Patty Pardi on the topic “Aircraft Sales and Leasing.” •Student Purchasing Management will meet at 3:30 p.m. in the Business Administration Building, Room 353 for an election meeting. John Conway, president of PMAA will speak on “CPM Certification.” Lectures 'W om en’s Studies will host a candidate’s rally at noon on West Lawn for the election of Liberal Arts Senatorial candidate Denise Heap. Other ASU candidates will speak. •Judy Schriemer, free-lance writer, will speak at 7 p.m. in the MU South Pinal Room. •Brian Murphy will speak at 6 p.m. in Armstrong Hall, Room 155 on “How Can You Get into the Law School of Your Choice?" •Brother Andrew, co-founder of Missionaries of Charity Brothers with Mother Theresa, will speak at Mass at the Newman Center at 7 p.m. Thera will be a group discussion following at 9 p.m. A nnouncem ent •M UAB and “Campus Man” present The Dating Game at 9 p.m. at Surprizes, located a{ 919 E. Apache Blvd. Contestants w ill win a free screening to “Campus Man” on Wednesday, April 10 at Camelback Mall. Flower child Paul M o ture, |unior painting m ajor, carets a wax flow er In preparation fo r a bronze casting. M oture covers the wax moM in plaster before vaporizing It with 1000 degree bronze w hich, when dry, leaves a cast o f the flow er. Mosure was com pleting the project fo r his interm ediate sculpture class. Todd Q w n /S U I» P w u PERSONAL CHALLENGE DAY A p ril 8 , 1 9 8 7 • W est H all Law n 11:00 a.m. Balloon Release 11:15 a.m. Pep Rally — Master o f Ceremonies Dewey Hopper o f KTVK, Channel 3 helps ASU celebrate Personal Challenge Day with Coach John Cooper and members o f the ASU Rose Bowl champion football team. Also speaking will be coach John Spini o f the ASU women’s gymnastic team. 12:30 p.m. Rocky Bleier, a form er Pittsburgh Steeler and Vietnam veteran, will speak in the Arizona Room o f the Memorial Union on the challenge he faced in fighting back from his com bat injuries. These injuries nearly crippled him permanently; however, he went on to become the starting running back for the two-time Super Bowl Champion Steelers. 12:30 p.m. “ New Games” Come have fun while getting a personal idea o f how great even everyday challenges are by participating in games that seem easy but maybe are a little (lot?) harder than you thought. Sponsored b y A ssociated Students Special Events Page 3 Tuesday, A pril 7,1987 State Press B L O O M ASU police b y C O U N T Y B e r k e B r e a th e d HOWPYBOV/ SAY, UH.. M T MHJLPNT té GOOP MORNING ONEO' m m FANCY OFFICeiC y w m pe-iecroRS, University police reported the following incidents in the 24hour period ending 7 a.m . Monday: •ASU police received calls from Noble Library complaining that three men wearing ski masks were bothering students. The men were ASU students, who police told to leave the library an d 1‘stop engaging in high school pranks. ” •ASU students Michael H. Harader and Christopher M . Kirsldown were arrested and charged with trespassing in the University Activity^Center, after they were warned to leave the area three times, police said. •ASU police arrested ASU student Matthew W. Jundt for an outstanding warrant issued by Phoenix police for driving with a suspended license. Jundt was stopped at University Drive and College Street and turned over to Phoenix police. •An ASU student was turned over to Tempe police after he left the scene of a hit-and-run accident, police said. Police said the suspect hit a car, injuring the driver. An officer who witnessed the accident said he followed the suspect to Apache Boulevard and M cAllister Avenue, where he pulled him over. •Someone kicked in a glass door at the south entrance of the U A C, police said. Estim ated damage is $75. \WOUWIT. WY? \ by Michael Ritter Ivory Towers r/////'- ■ . I MIKE, WERE ARE SOME WOMEN w TUEVRE A COALITIONOF T RADICAL CAMPUS GROUPS.. | IT STANDSFOR WUATS FROM G.R.I.RE.D. 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(Cornerstone) 966 -5 560 ,1 opinion State Frei» Tuesday, April 7,1987 Page 4 Vote: a student responsibility On April 8 and 9, the students of ASU will have the chance to make their,voices heard. Student elections are upon us and it is the responsibility of every student to find a polling booth and vote. Over the years, an overwhelming minority of students have lined up to cast a ballot and elect representatives that they feel are the most qualified and the most sympathetic to student wishes. Unfortunately, the rem aining m ajority of students seem to be the ones who complain about how awful Associated Students of ASU is; about how representation is lacking and about never seeing the officers once they are elected. However, one must wonder how many students (who never voted) fried to improve ASASU, by any means other than by complaining. Or how many students have ever sought out an officer to discuss their views? The problem of fulfilling one’s civic duty is not something that happens only in the vacuum of A SU , but is a national trend growing every year. If a good portion of ASU’s student body would vote, maybe we could get more individuals to participate in this precious democratic right called voting. Still, after the voting is over and the results are tabulated, those who did not vote will be the first to criticize the new officers and demand action. They, will also be the first to initiate complaints against ASASU. Y et, those who complain will not take five minutes out of one day in April to punch a card in a voting booth. We can only observe that such an action (or lack thereof) is the height of hypocrisy. They won’t vote, but they will complain about whoever was elected by the majority of students who did vote. But April 8 and 9 is a chance for a ll students to make a difference in the way ASASU governs this campus and free themselves from the label of “ apathetic.” It doesn’t m atter if you support the front running candidate or the dark horse. What does m atter is that you vote. We encourage you to exercise this important right. Otherwise, when the officers do something you dislike, you have no one to blame but yourself. m W 0 K IN 6 FOR if FEW 60OP MEN letters Communism, fascism radically different certainty of Russian intervention aim ed at preventing Editor: Bob Heiler’s article “ Fascism , communism not essentially democracy in Germ any. Stalin maintained an aura of different” is woefully misinformed with respect to both M arx M arxism for the same reason he included civil rights in the and Nietzsche and . fails to identify the most important Soviet Constitution: It was politically convenient to do so. As soon as Stalin was firm ly in power both civil rights and differences and sim ilarities between fascism and the M arxist hope of democracy were cast aside. Thus, communism. Heiler claim s that M arx “ planted the seeds of Utopianism” biographers of Stalin such as H . Hyde are certain he never in Stalin by promising a perfect government. Y et even a had any affinity with M arx. Nietzsche was also the victim of political intrigue. Heiler casual reading of the Communist Manifesto reveals that M arx dismissed Utopianism as dreams of “ castles in the claim s that Nietzsche’s idea of “ superman” led to Hitler’s a ir.” Instead, M arx hoped that what he saw as his scientific murder of Jew s and desire for a m aster race of Aryans. study of society would allow workers to end the barbarous According to Nietzsche, however, “ the Jew s are beyond any doubt the strongest, toughest and purest race now living in working conditions and child labor of his time. Although he espoused revolution and a temporary Europe . . . it m ight be useful and fair to expel the antibenevolent dictatorship, he saw these anti-democratic tools Sem itic scream ers from the country” (“ Beyond Good and as temporary evils needed to achieve not perfection but E v il, 251). Nonetheless, because of Nietzsche’s popularity in democracy. Ironically, M arx’s extrem e enthusiasm for democracy strongly resembles that of modern right-wingers. Germ any, quotes from this very section were cut from Thus, recognizing Czarist Russia’s goal of world context by the Nazis and used as anti-Sem itic propaganda. domination and oppression (much like modern Russia), . As for Nietzsche’s effect on H itler, in the opinion of Percy M arx, according to biographer Isaiah Berlin, suggested that Schram m , Hitler’s War D iarist, “ Without the philosopher’s ideas, Hitler would have been the person he was. Nietzsche Germany declare war on Russia in order to pre-empt the Lacking in substance Editor: In response to the article titled “ U2 rises from ashes of past success, launches tour at A SU ” by Carolyn Nelson, I submit to you the following rebuttal. I find this review to be substantially lacking in substance as well as insight. The review begins with a title which implies that “ The Joshua Tree” album is a successful rebirth and/or “ comeback” of U2’s creative energy which — according to M s. Nelson, and obviously unbeknownst to the rest of us — has fallen by the wayside. Assuredly, this cannot be meant as “ across the boards” as it sounds. N ext, “ With or Without You” is labeled as “ closely resembling” anything off the “ The Unforgettable F ire ” album . I do not think that a more ludicrous or pitifully wrong statement could have been m ade. If, in fact, M s. Nelson has ever listened to the album in question and has made a comparison of “ With or Without You” to such songs as “ E lvis Presley and Am erica” or “ P rid e,” she would find this particular assertion as empty as I found the rest of the review to be. Comatose attention is then turned to the “ Poignant lyrics . . . am id the desert of head-banging refrains.” Surely M s. Nelson was never more than an abused and exploited witness used to support the Third R eich.” Anyone who Freud described as knowing him self better than anyone ever has or is likely to deserve more thoughtful consideration, for Nietzsche was not a fascist, racist or utopian. What fascism and communism share historically is a following of authoritarian persons in search of power. The two doctrines are thus sim ilar in their usefulness to some but they remain distinct as political philosophies. Fascism is characterized by nationalism extrem e to the point of inhumanity and exists only as a dictatorship. Marxist communism favors a democratized economy and society implemented through anti-democratic means. Thus, while a fascist capitalist would require the individual to meet the needs of the economy, the M arxist community would insist that the economy serve the need of those that create and maintain it, and the practical problems of the latter are certainly preferable to the ethical problems of the former. Keith Korcz Senior, Philosophy Luke 6:37 cannot be suggesting that “ head-banging refrains” are to be found anywhere on “ The Joshua Tree.” But then again, seldom ever is it the case that I listen to any U2 album without the unwavering intent to bludgeon my head, endlessly, against the nearest, imm alleable object I can lay my hands on. Seemingly unsatisfied w ith the attempts thus far to prove the lack of intelligent thought implemented in this review, M s. Nelson proceeds to print the most blatant contradiction of a ll: on the one hand, M s. Nelson seems to be praising the band’s decision for “ unbroken mood” rather titan com m erciality. But not even two sentences prior to this, she criticizes the album for not having something that she can snap her fingers to. This lack of a “ pop” hit is the surest sign that the band has not sold its creative integrity for com m erciality. Now, as I look back over this review, I see how such a fantasy could have been written. Someone decided to double-up the usefulness of M s. Nelson’s brainstorm as not only an album review, but also a creative writing assignment for an English 101 class. Raymond H ille Sophomore, Psychology STATE PRESS TOM BLODGETT Editor 4 uncomfortable notion. Since Christians are so compelled to proselytize, they have made their lives the business of non-Christians. Our job on this earth, whether we are Christians or not, is the sam e. We are all responsible for each other. We are all the same under the skin. There is a cute little diddy called the Golden Rule which simply says, “ Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Period. Not frills, no conditions. L et us learn to love one another. Susan A . Sager Senior, Psychology Budget considerations Editor: In response to the letter of graduate student Thomas Spille, there is much attention currently being given to the desigh and placement of bicycle racks for student use. As is alw ays the case, budget considerations are paramount. Perhaps consideration should be given to the policy that those who use should pay. A bicycle registration program would assist in enforcement of bike rules on campus. Recovered bicycles could be returned to their owners more quickly. The modest revenue from this program could be used to purchase appropriate racks for the 20,000-plus bicycles thus affected. John C . 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Advertising 6 Production: PHOTOGRAPHERS: Todd Green, Stephen Mounteer. ttuTfen* ri™ .1 ***!?only ''•••paper exclusively published ter and circulated on - * . AStJ .c*ny ut- Th* "*"» «np Views published In this newspaper are not ecaasarily tht>ee<*ih«ASU Jiy.sUff of efbdMt*Mpt COPY EDITORS: Ro&'CtWmbtf'MSfty S a uettop t Jessie Simon. | Page 5 Tuesday, April 7,1987 State Press Tokyo Rose helping Japanese wage new trade war I did not know how serious the Japanese trade war was until I turned on the shortwave radio and heard Tokyo Rose. For those of you who missed World War II, Tokyo Rose was an outstanding enemy disc jockey who broadcast propaganda for the Japanese. Many believe that World War II would not have been as much fun without her. Rose’s voice had hardly changed over the years. She said, “ Hello, M r. and M rs. Am erican Consum er. Your brainless leaders have started a trade war with Nippon that they cannot win. Before it’s over they will rue the day they thought they could challenge the productive m ight of the sacred Im perial Em pire. “ Your leaders started this w ar, Am ericans, but it is you who most suffer. Ju st let me tell you what the Japanese Joint A rt B u ch w ald Los Angeles Times Syndicate Chiefs of Hitachi plan to do to defend their exports. We are going to fire our 25-inch TV sets across the bow of every Am erican living room. “ Our super VCRs are now programmed to intercept and scram ble a ll N FL football gam es. No one will be safe from our high speed laser CDs. How does that grab you, Am erican dogs? If you want war, we’ll give you war. For every tariff you lay on Japanese goods we w ill retaliate with a duty of our own. unleash our elite Seiko brigades and bring Tim ex to its knees. “ Am erican fools, we possess many billions of yen. If you continue your trade policy, there is nothing to prevent a Japan A ir Lines 747 from dropping them out of the sky down Paid Volcker’s chimney in the Federal Reserve Bank building. “ Am ericans, your situation is helpless. If you want to know how helpless, check it out on our new hand-held Sony calculators. “ One more thing. I’d like to address m yself to those U .S. citizens who bought Japanese microwave ovens for their kitchens. I could warn you about those ovens — but in trade war, everything is secret. So instead I ’m going to sign off. As we say in the land of the Rising Sun, ‘Have a nice Day o fln fam y.’ ” You can stay on top of the news because we do. s ta te p re s s 15 MATTHEWS CENTER C h e f Jean Marie X E R O X « CO PIES 2 “ To show we mean business, Japan will no longer honor its green warranty cards. Y es, you will be stuck with billions of dollars of Japanese products and your warranties will be useless. We are also talking about the 90-day, no-questions-asked, money-back guarantees. The Geneva Convention says all green warranty cards are void in time of a trade war. “ Am erican consumers, you cannot dump on the Japanese without facing the consequences. What if I were to tell you a fleet of our ships is now headed for San Francisco, and our salesmen will sweep across the Silicon Valley with hundreds of thousands of semiconductor chips? In one week there won’t be an intelligible Am erican chip left on the West Coast. Tell your mad leaders to give up their futile war against the Japanese nation before we ■ «jffgCt (Saif Servie«) T U E SD A Y S Outdoor Patio with New Micro-Cooling System Restaurant Now Open For Bring in this coupon for a chance to win a free lunch. np'~ Valid ASU I. D. required. 1 /3 lb. 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BIHAR MURPHY ' *N (D ir e c to r o f A d m is s io n s , A S U L a w S c h o o l) April 7.1987 6:00 PM ARMSTRONB HALL RM. 155 £KAPLAN STANLEY H.KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENIIIUJD..1}yUiS339ufin on i ONLY XT For m o n Information call ■ ■ S C O T T O M I* J Î9 9 6 «H W ^ R o u n d T s b ie P iz z a J OMIdHOíIÜ4 asasu elections Page 6 S it e P reti Tuesday, April 7,1987 President Steve Escobedo Mark W ade ASASU presidential candidate M ark Wade views the presidency as an organizational position, one without a great deal of inherent power. “ The president is only one student. He can’t do anything by him self,” he said. “ He is the voice of the students.” The philosophical basis behind Wade’s campaign is found in the presidential job description in the ASASU bylaws, which calls for the association’s chief executive to “ provide cooperative coordination and communication . . and voice the concerns of the students a t A SU .” “ M y bottom line is reflected in the sim plicity of my platform — student services,” Wade said. Wade, a 22-year-old senior political science m ajor, is the assistant to ASASU’s executive vice president. “ I ’ve seen too much of this ‘Let’s form a committee to talk to the students’ stuff up at A SA SU ,’ ” he said. “ No! Let’s form a table on the m all and get out there ourselves ami talk with students and find out what we need to work on. “ It’s the only acceptable w ay.” Wade drew a hard line on tuition increases, calling for a freeze or an actual reduction in education costs. “ The only way to get things done is to increase lobbying efforts, and by that I mean we need to get 70 or so students down to the Legislature and the Board of Regents,” he said. Turn to W ADE, p ag * 13. Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan believes the important question in this y e ar’s A SA SU presidential race is not what the president should do, but what he can do. A product of the ASASU state relations department, Sullivan has formulated a realistic agenda drawn from his experience lobbying legislators and Arizona Board of Regent members about student issues. “ As regent coordinator, I have crane to an understanding of the president’s job, and I know what needs to be accomplished,” he said. Sullivan cites tuition increases as the No. l issue facing students, but takes a dim view of campaign promises aim ed at remedying the situation. “ I have seen that there are certain things the president can have an effect on, and there are areas where his influence is lim ited,” hesaid:---------“ O f course we will continue to aggressively lobby against tuition hikes, but there are other terrible problems that involve a lot of students — things we can change.” Sullivan said one such problem is parking. formation of a “ united front” to handle local student problems like high rent costs and the low minimum wage. “ First of a ll, people want to talk to peo ple, not suggestion boxes,” Escobedo said. Turn to ESCO BEDO , page 13. Kanin Kunasek ASASU presidential hopeful Karrin Kunasek said knowing the issues is the best weapon students can use when fight ing fra campus causes. “ Without a good understanding of the complexities of the problems, we never are going to get the respect of the (Ariz ona) Board of Regents and the Legisla ture,” she said. .- “ There is a lot students can do, but without (the lawmakers’ ) respect, there is no way they are going to come to us for input.” Kunasek proudly points to student efforts to make the ¿ 0 million Student Recreation Center a reality as an example C a llin g the parking situation “ incredible,” Sullivan said over 90,000 tickets were distributed last year as evidence that “ the whole philosophy of parking services is wrong. ” Turn to SULLIVAN, page 13, “ That bill was sitting in committee at the Legislature, but we went down and talked to people and got it moving again,” she said. Kunasek, 22, said she has learned the issues “ inside and out” during her year as assistant to ASASU President Chris Cummiskey. “ I ’m the only one of the candidates who has been closely involved and spent a year getting an understanding of the presid ent’s office,” she said. Kunasek advocates tunneling student funds from tuition increases to areas that benefit them. “ If the price is going to go up, then the dollars must go to meet student needs, like Turn to KUNASEK, pago 13. Will Murphy Chuck Hopkins The promotion of student awareness a t ASU is the cornerstone of Chuck Hopkins’ ASASU presidential campaign. “ The problems that we all face go back to one m ajor problem among the average ASU student, and that is a lack of student awareness,” he said. Hopkins, 20, said increasing the flow of information about University events and issues will help address other problems. The sophomore economics m ajor plans to negotiate with the State Press to develop coverage of upcoming events so that students can plan to attend. “ Instead of giving students just one day’s noticed as the paper does with the Today section, we need to work to develop a weekly section that is more comprehen sive,” Hopkins said. Hopkins also alms to shuttle more in formation to graduate students. “ I ’d like to put together a weekly grad section in the State Press, covering every thing from job programs to financial aid ,” he said. Commuter students could benefit from a monthly marquee, placed in Lot 59, where infortì ASASU presidential candidate Steve Escobedo said the main problem facing students is rooted in money — or rather, the lack of it. “ A ll our problems eventually go back to the fact that the state Legislature is not getting enough funding to the university system ,” he said. Escobedo’s solution calls for a massive voter-registration drive on campus so that student opinion is expressed through the power of the vote. *‘They w ill pay attention to us if we can create a political force that can’t be ignored,” he said. The soft-spoken president of the hispanic organization M EChA, who recently was chosen ASU’s Outstanding Minority Leader of the Year, stressed "equitable representation” in ASASU. "W e need to recruit students who aren’t being represented in the association and . increase the diversity,” he said. “ It’s my duty to try and include m inority and internatioinal students as m uch as possible,” Escobedo’s platform also calls for a more visible student government, unity among the three state universities and the “ If we get the information out to stu dents, then we can organize rallies to pro test tuition increases or whatever needs to be addressed," he said. “ If we can get students together it will (Arizona) Board of Regents *— T urn 1» H O SK IN S, |IO ||0 13.- Will Murphy has been called a trouble m aker, a threat to the survival of Asso ciated Students and several unprintable expletives. And now he can be called a presidential candidate. Murphy has achieved notoriety for at tacking sections of the ASASU election code that lim it campaign spending and prohibit active campaigning before a date set by the ASASU elections director. He has ignored both rules, claiming they are unconstitutional and violate his right to free speech. “ W hat spending lim its?” M urphy asked. ‘ ‘The court ruled them to be uncon stitutional, and therefore, they don’ t exist.” The court ordered ASASU to delete the campaign spending lim its from the byl aws last year, but the ASASU Senate refused because it said the court has no ms authority to Interpret or cite the U .S. are bound to uphold my rights as guaran Constitution. teed through the F irst and 14th Amend “ Setting a lim it on the amount I can ments. spend to express myself is like the free “ The limits are unconstitutional on their dom to drive a car as far as you want but face.” on only one tank of gas,” he said. “ ASASU -ts-an agent otthestate,--andas such they - __ But Murphy insists that he is not a one~~~~ 7 T * TuftUo M OW W .'pigil ¿age. Tuesday, April 7,1987 State F re u ASASU Polls 1. Memorial Union (9 a.m. to 9 p.m.) 2. Hayden Library (9 a.m. to 4 p.m.) 3. 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Stevens College of Liberal Arts Sen. Karl K arg claim ed his great est accomplishment this year been maintaining his pos itive attitude toward ASU and said he wants to bring that “ heads-up” outlook to the ASASU executive vice president. During a year that has seen the ASASU Senate under siege from students, campus organ izations and the courts, Karg said it sometimes was difficult to remain optimistic about the association. “ Some senators seem to have given up, and that’s sad,” he said. “ I ’ve always tried to stand up for what I believe in.” K arg, 19, the youngest student in the senate, is preaching the value of experience in his cam paign. “ We will have an almost entirely new senate next year,” he said. “ We can’t afford to use the office as a training ground.” A member of both the ASASU Executive and Finance com m ittees, K arg said he is “ clearly the candidate with the most experience.” He said one of his chief goals is to combat campus apathy and raise student involvement to the level of other m ajor west ern universities. “ The fact that many students don’t know how to get involved has bothered me from the beginning,” K arg said. “ The executive office is the most directly applicable for dealing with that problem because it works directly with stu dent groups and the college councils.” The Chicago native said he would be an active lobbyist and senate leader and would work for a fair club funding system. “ You should never look at just the group, but at the pro gramming and its potential interest to students,” he said. Saying, "Education should be number one,” K arg vowed to battle tuition hikes. Todd Stevens said he will be more than Just a modera tor of senate meetings if he is elected Associated Students executive vice president. “ I will be an active vice president and will do much m ore than Ju st run the senate,” hesaid. “ You’vegot to know what you believe in to be in the executive position and be willing to listen as w ell.” Stevens is a political un known on campus, bu t he views his status as an ASASU "outsider” as more A SA SU e x e cu tiv e v ice president candidate Will Daly describes him self as an en thusiastic ASU student. “ I really look at this place th r o u g h r o s e -c o lo r e d glasses,” D aly said. “ When you don’t go to school on a full-tim e basis for a couple of years, you learn to appreciate it.” D aly, 22, said the skills he developed m anaging three office buildings and a shopp ing center during his years away from school will be indispensable aids in managing the nearly $1 million AS of a help than a'hindrance. ASU budget. “ I don’t have as many preconceived notions as some people The sophomore English m ajor said he w ill preside over a there now,” he said. “ Maybe the association needs a little “ fair” administration and will serve prim arily as a guide for Infusion of fresh ideas.” the ASASU Senate. Stevens, 20, said students should be the No. 1 priority of ASU “ I don’t think it’s necessary to exert my will over the administration and ASASU. senate,” he said. “ They don’t need another lobbyist in there. It ‘ ’ASASU does an excellent job of representing student needs is much better to be a moderator.” Although Daly “ doesn’t think there are a lot of problems at to the (Arizona) Board of Regents, Legislature and governor, A SU ,” his love affair with the University has not blinded him but not quite as good an effort is made with student services,” he said. to some of the major issues facing students. D aly, currently the senate’s parliamentary adviser, be Stevens cited ASASU use of football and concert tickets as an moaned the “ behind the scenes bickering” that he said is the area where the officers could “ put students first.” No. 1 problem facing ASASU. “ For the UofA football gam e at Sun Devil Stadium , the “ We have two extremes (in the association) that fight almost autom atically over issues,” he said. “ We have a lot of executive officers kept 40 tickets for A SA SU ,” he said. “ The money, and we could get a lot of things done, and I hope to volunteers in the association should be rewarded, but I didn’t break down some of the barriers (at ASASU) and reStablize feel it was right to hold that many back when there were a limited amount available.” things so we can get on with the services and program s.” Daly defended this year’s executive officers for ignoring an “ Why not give students a chance at the front row?” Stevens applauded the deletion of ASASU funding guidelines ASASU Supreme Court ruling based on the U .S . 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I iwìw:M^iéw>lillii:iwiii i promises “ equal re presentation for all students.” Beasley, 20, said, “ We have to investi gate student needs and h elp s e r v ic e th e m , n o t ju d g e them.” The sophomore Spanish major pledged to use her vote in the ASASU senate to “ fund all worthwhile programs and not discriminate against a group because of their nam e.” Beasley said she favors funding the Lesbian and Gay Academ ic Union as long as members are not “ out on the m all telling the students to turn gay.” Development of a comprehensive bike path system is a m ajor part of Beasley’s platform. ‘ ‘The paths we have on campus don’t seem to be leading anywhere,” she said. “ I really feel for the bikers and people walking because of all the accidents.” Beasley said the paths need to be clearly marked, exclusively for bikes, and students must be informed about bike rules and re gulations. “ If students aren’t informed, then they can’t be expected to understand the rules or partici pate in activities,” she said. Distributing campus affairs information to students also ranks high on Beasley’s list of priorities. “ If we’re going to be working for students and trying to fu lfill student needs, then (the ASASU officers) need to be out on the m all talking to students,” she said. “ We personally have the responsibility to let them know what’s happening.” She said many students are unaware of ASASU services. College of Liberal Arts Sen. Mark Isen berg is running for A S A S U cam p u s affairs vice president to com bat what he calls the “ No. 1 prob lem facing ASU stud ents.” “ E v e ry tim e we turn around we are g ettin g hit up fo r more money,” he said. “ If it’s not through tui tion increases, then it’s something else.” “ I say you can’t get blood from a turnip.” Isenberg becomes animated when speaking about the rising cost of education, and he pledges to battle for cost reductions. “ I ’m not worried about having good rela tions with adm inistrators,” he said. “ I ’m wor ried about having good relations with the students." “ I want to work with the administration, but I ’m not afraid to fight them either.” As an ASASU senator, Isenberg researched and wrote a report on the quality of education and rising costs which he submitted to the Arizona Board of Regents during tuition hear ings last fall. “ I’d like to think it had some effect, ’ ’ he said. 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Ellison’s platform proposes that member ship in ASASU be voluntary, all ASASU club funding be ended and promises an “ account able” activities administration. Perhaps the most controversial idea of this election season is the proposal that students should no longer be charged a mandatory ASASU fee as part of tuition, but should for feit the money only if they choose to become a part of the association. “ It’s a matter of simple fairness,” Ellison said. “ If people want to belong, fine. But if they don’t, we won’t be taking the money out of their pockets. Besides, this will lower tuition.” Ellison said each student pays about $30 to ASASU each year. “ Involuntary membership is unfair to the commuter student with five kids at home who just doesn’t have tim e or desire to use the services,” he said. Ellison advocates programming events students really want to see and charging admission tb non-ASASU members. He said there are many major rock music acts now touring, and they should be brought to ASU to please students and raise revenues that would be pumped back into the associa tion to benefit students. Ellison claim s if ASASU stopped funding clubs, the “ eclectic little click that decides what deserves your money” would not be ested in “ people working in a united way, not politics.” His administration aims to increase aware ness of activities, provide for a large diver sity in programming and rid students of “ the sense of isolation on cam pus.” The sophomore history major said he hopes to develop a program that will get students involved from their first day at ASU . “ The reason students are apathetic is because they are never expected to do any thing,” Fees said. “ From the time freshmen attend orienta tion, ‘homecoming’ should become the buzz word. Getting new students involved is im portant because they will be the ones who carry on the involvement and activities we begin.” Fees, 20, said homecoming celebrations should be a “ miniature Fiesta Bowl” and Include representatives from Valley high schools and organizations. The Leadership Institute, an organization that aims to improve campus clubs and organizations and the quality of leadership and communication on campus, is one of Fee’s pet projects. Fees said the Institute would conduct work shops and leadership forums to improve rela tions between clubs, ASASU and the ad ministration. Fees views this year’s election in broad terms. “ This campaign is not lust for an election, but for the future of programming on cam pus,” he said. “ It's the actualization of a dream and the realization of a vision.” involved in biased situations anymore. Ellison, a former stand-up com ic, is deadly serious about his ideas and ljeing accessable to students. " I am a basic ‘Jo e ’ student, and I really promise to listen to whoever wants to stop by the o ffice,” he said. “ I will try to assim ilate suggestions into my program m ing.” Ellison scoffs at charges that his ideas are destructive of the established order of ASASU. “ The established order has not been re sponsible to students on this campus. They have been too busy promoting their own interests,” he said. Ellison is not worried that only a few stu dents may voluntarily join ASASU , thus crippling the association. ' “ I don’t think that will happen,” he said. “ But if it does, then not enough people care about ASASU for it to exist anyway. The stu dents will have spoken.” John Fees John Fees admits that he could speak indefinitely about his goals for the activities vice presidency. The Tempe High School graduate can rat tle off information about ASASU departments and about the “ ins and outs” of the associa tion in detail and with pronounced enthusi asm , for hours. And, quite possibly, for days. ‘ ‘A ll this isn’t rhetoric. It’s Just me; it’s the way I am ,” he said. “ A lot of positive things have been accomplished this year, and I hope to improve on that.” Fees, who is the assistant to current Activi ties Vice President Christine Roth, claim s he has “ difficulty dealing with the politics of A SA SU .” Fees stressed he would emphasize “ pro gram m ing over politics.” He said he is inter THE SEARCH FOR YOUR IDEAL CAMPUS MAN/WOMAN IS ON! GET READY in celebration of "Campus Man,” premiering next week, MUAB is presenting "The D atin g Came11 Tuesday, April 7 a t 9 p.m. a t 919 E. Apache in Tempe. COME JOIN THE FUN Contestants will receive promotional items from the film, dinner passes and a free screening to "Campus Man" Wednesday, April 8. For further information, call 9 6 5 -M U A B W T O W M t M ^ B B É B A 2 U l « n State Prêt» W ade Continued from page 6. Wade admits prior ASASU administrations have tried and failed to lower or fix tuition, but he proclaims it can be done. “ Again, I can’t do it by m yself, but if I, as the voice of the students, can get their sup port behind the effort, we can do it,” he said. ‘ ‘Some people call that naive. I call it positive thinking.” Most of Wade’s programming is aimed at improving student involvement, especially by Increasing com m unication between ASASU senators and students. He also plans to question University expansion plans because “ it’s hard to think about expansion when we’re experiencing Page 13 Tuesday, April 7,1987 v iA iin budget cuts and our College of Business is in danger of losing its accreditation.” Wade said he would veto any legislation sent to him by the senate that funded the Les bian and Gay Academic Union based on his personal beliefs and student opinion. “ I don’t believe they have programming that is in any way positive for A SU , and the great preponderance of the students I talk to are against funding them,” he said. Wade said he is running for president because he wants to “ see if it is possible to affect change without playing petty politics. ” “ I want to get the president out of lobbying senators and get him working on student con cerns,” he said. “ That’s the bottom line.” B A R G A I N P R IC E ALL D AY T U E SD A Y i 843-4593 and BELLROAD j I f s. 829-0344 Ru^iffiffrorsiiv J “ That’s why we’ve got to be out on the m ail.” Escobedo, 22, said he already has con tacted UA and NAU student leaders about cooperating in the voter-registration cam paign. “ R ivalry at football games is one thing, and it’s healthy, but we’ve got to work together in other areas,” he said. A senior p olitical science m ajor from Ogden, Utah, Escobedo said he will work to better the student community in Tempe. “ We need to negotiate rent agreements with local landlords who are taking advan tage of students,” he said. “ Right now-we’re all paying way too much in rent. Sullivan— -— Continued from pege 8. “ The students are paying huge fines that are used to build parking structures, but then only 200 out of 1,567 spaces are reserved for them ,” he said. Sullivan, 21, also objects to the. ticket appeal procedure because students must pay their fines before filing for a hearing. He advocates appointing a student to work with parking services in the student interest. Sullivan said he would be an active president and called some ASASU Senate actions “ overzealous.” “ I find it appalling that the ASASU Supreme Court is not being allowed to issue OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE |R) 1:15,3:15,5:15,7:15.9:15 CROCODILE 0UN0EE (PS13) 12:45.3:00.5:15.7:30.9:45 PLATOON |R| 12:00,2:15.4:30.7:15.9.45 NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3 (R) 12:30.2:45.5:00. 7:15.9:30 CHILDREN OF THE LES8ER 600 (R) 12:00.2:30.5:00.7:30,10:00 LETHAL WEAPON |R) 12:45,3:00.5:15,7:30.10:00 STREET SMART |R) 12:30.2:45.5:00,7:15,9:30 0UTRA6E0US FORTUNE (R) 1:00. 3:00. 5:00.7:00.9:15 S0METHIN6 SPECIAL |P613| 1:15.3:15.5:15.7:15.9:15 PLATOON (R) 11:45, 2:15.4:45. 7:30.10:00 SOME KINO OF W0N0ERFUL (P613) 12:15. 2:30.4:45,7:00.9:45 LETHAL WEAPON |R) 12:00,2:15.4:30.7:15.9:45 RUNO 0ATEIP613) 12:15.2:30.4:45,7:00.9:15 POUCE ACA0EMY 4 |PG| 12:00.2:00.4:00.6:00.8:00.10:00 TIN MEN (R) 11:45. 2:15.4:45. 7:15,9:45 M IN K N ON SIKH 3(I) 100.530 IODO RETURNTOHORRORHIGH|R| 3:15.7:45 d z m s E ia SOMETHING SPECIAL |P013| 12:15.2:15.4:15.6:15.8:15.10:15 QQC flA flA BUR8LAR |R| 12:30.2:45.5:00.7:30.9:45 Escobedo insists the local economy would “ fall apart” without the student dollar, and Tempe authorities should be willing to nego tiate and work with ASASU. “ We’re all in the same boat,” he said. He pledged to fight rising tuition, improve access to campus buildings for the “ physi cally challenged” and investigate establish ing an ASU medical school within five years. ‘ ‘Most of all, it’s important that the admin istration, Legislature and (Arizona) Board of Regents work with us and realize that we are not children,” he said. financial aid ,” she said. “ Not building construction.” Kunasek promised to fight for quality edu cation at ASU . “ The enrollment projection at this Univer sity is 65,000 students by the year 2000,” she said. “ We have lim ited resources, and there has to be a concern about quality versus quantity.’ ’ Kunasek said she favors, tightening admis sion standards and lim iting enrollment. The senior history m ajor is thedaughter of Arizona Senate President Carl J . Kunasek“ Maybe I do have easier access to some legislators,” she said. “ But many students ConttntMd from pago 6. that a lot of students are Concerned about issues orr this cam pus.” Hopkins, who bills him self as “ ready, responsible and reliab le,” has served as president of the MU Activities Board and public relations director for the ASASU Campus A ffairs department. He is currently a member of the Student Program m ing Advisory Network (SPAN) — a group of stu dent leaders from residence halls, the greek system and student government. SPAN would be a major vehicle for change in Hopkins’ administration. " I think there is a great potential there for Murphy_____ Continued front page 6. issue candidate and has developed a detailed student government philosophy. : “ I understand government, and I have a great respect for people’s rights,” he said. The 22-year-old political science major, ; who has been accepted into the ASU College of Law , has formulated what many ASASU members consider a “ radical” platform. Murphy calls for voluntary ASASU mem bership, an equal senate representation plan for all colleges, termination of ASASU club funding, extension of the office terms for Supreme Court justices, and giving the vote to the Arizona Board of Regents’ student representative. ASASU services they may not be using,” he said. “ Voluntary membership is the only equitable solution.” Murphy said students contribute about $30 per year to ASASU through their tuition fees. 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Murphy said any student interested in fair ness and student freedoms should approve of his programs and ideas. “ I would think a plan like voluntary mem bership, that lets students decide if they want to join the association and where or what club they warit to individually give their funds to, would be popular,” he said. “ We’ll find out 57C7 n o i 9 th ave Store and lo ck your item s for the can develop beneficial relationships with those people — if they know the issues,” Kunasek said she is committed to strengthening ASASU’s public relations depart ment, increasing student participation and interaction with the administration, and aims to eliminate the dissension that has plagued the association. “ There has been too much conflict within ASASU because of a breakdown in communi cation,” she said. "There must be discussion and interaction for any progress to be made. “ That’s one thing I learned from my dad. There has got to be give and take. There has got to be discussion, or nothing will get done.” - w vi ' student leaders, representing all sections of students, to make progress on issues,” he said. Hopkins stressed the importance of “ put ting money toward teaching” and said he wants the University to redefineits goals and direction. “ We’ve got to work together with the Board of Regents to change the philosophy from an emphasis on research to an emphasis on teaching," he said. “ I ’ve always been a people person. I ’m open-minded, and I want others to be. We can accomplish great things through commun ication.” 249-2843 BURGLAR (R) 12:30. 2:45. 5:00.7:15.9:30 U N B E L IE V A B L E decisions based on the U .S . Constitution,” he said. Sullivan stressed the need to lobby for more money for instruction at ASU . “ We need not be interested in how research is going to make our diplomas worth more in the future,” he said. Sullivan aim s to break down “ the intimidation factor” at ASASU. “ It is our specific job to be friendly and to make students know they are welcome in the association,” he said. “ We need to get students in the office and on committees where they can have an effect. “ I know the interest is out there. We just have to tap into it.” H o p k in s MESA AT 1020 w e st SOUTHERN J mmmmmm Kimitmmm m1230.4:10.7:50 “ A parking agreement with the Tempe City Council also needs to be worked on.” K unasek Continued from pago 6. AT SO 10NGM0RE ^ 834-5767r MESA A SUPERSTITION > POLICE ACA0EMY 4 |P6J 1:00,3:00.5:00.7:15.9:15 Escobedo__ _ Continued from page 6. flBUfflEJZm m New Bridge Scottsdale iff r a» ■ k 5 3 a Smitty’s sw Superstition Fwy. Gas Station ■ 1 101 S . H ayden 829-7400 Hayden & 1st 894-0799 ^ S o u t t v ^ ^ Saettwn State Pies« Tuesday, April 7,1987 Page 14 “ You know, I try to be objective, and I thought for a while that we might be discrim-' inating against them like past generations did blacks,” he said. “ But this is different, because funding them would be promoting a personal, private lifestyle and set of beliefs.” Karg_______ Continued from page 9. “ One of the things that attracted me to ASU was the low rates, ’ ’ he said. “ Granted, we are going to have to operate under budget cuts, but the cuts must come from other areas. K arg said he would obey rulings of the ASASU Supreme Court based on interpreta tions of the U .S. Constitution, unlike this year’s executive officers who deny the court’s power to make such decisions. “ I would also consult an outside legal opin ion,” he said. , K arg pledged to work to preserve studentusable “ green space” at ASU in spite of an extensive campus expansion program . “ We’ve got a better chance to improve things at ASASU than we’ve had in a long tim e. We’ve got so much potential — all we need is Some direction.’’ Stevens____ Schwartz___ . continued from page Continued from page 9. Stevens stressed that available monies, from tuition and other sources, should go to education and improving the quality and number of faculty. “ I ’m against money going to a faculty club, a banquet or some fr ill,” he said. Stevens blasted haphazard campus expan sion when “ we can’t fill tbe classrooms with enough professors as it is .” “ I ’m graduating from this University, and I want that degree to be respected and worth something,” he said. “ We at ASASU have got to work as a whole, for the good of the University.” Daly______ _ M icone____ _ Continued from page 9. Daly speaks enthusiastically of the “ mini international city” that he hopes to promote at ASU. “ We have a huge population of Asian stu dents, Hispanic students, e tc., that we should be promoting more and encouraging to exp ress them selves and sh are their cultures,” he said. Daly said he pondered the worth of allocat ing ASASU funds to the Lesbian and Gay Academ ic Union and decided “ it is not right. ” Continued from page 10 connotation,” he said. “ We want to invite the whole campus to communicate and feel dif ferent cultural environments.” Since the campus affairs vice president is a voting member of the ASA SU Senate, if elected, Micone would participate in the club funding process. “ Clubs should not be discriminated against on the basis of their nam e,” he said. R A R E L IO N B u y in g • S e llin g • Instilling school spirit is another Micone goal. “ Spirit is rising to a high because we won the Rose Bowl,” he said. “ We’ve got to build that pride into incoming students and get them involved.” T r a d in g C lo t h in g • 10 tions) comes in. ' Schwartz said he hopes to continue pro gress on establishing a trolley service for students who live In the Vista Del Cerro D rive area southeast of campus. “ I was in on the development of the con cept, and I think It is in the best interests of the University to get the program going,” he said. “ This is the kind of thing I ’m talking about when I say put service back into student government.” Other goals include establishing a crisis hotline, improving attendance at campus cultural events and increasing awareness of commuter services. Schwartz admits that politics are inevita ble in ASASU but said he would try to “ move on with program m ing.” “ A ll I want to do is focus on services through the nine campus affairs depart m ents,” he said. Beasley_____ Continued from page 11. “ There are so m any things, but we have to pass out literature about them ,” Beasley said. Currently secretary of the Black Student Union, Beasley said she is the best candidate because she has “ met the students through my activities on cam pus.” “ I ’vegotten to know them, and they’ve got ten to know m e, face-to-face,” she said. Beasley hopes to expand tram service for students In the Sun Devil Village area. *'There are a lot of students over there who I think would really like trams running in the area,” she said. She also aim s to “ further the distribution of the faculty evaluation sheets,” or Course Source booklets. “ Incoming students especially should have that information about classes,” she said. “ They need the guidance and help more than anybody.” Isenberg____ Continued from pa go 11. “ It’s areally good program because every one may find themselves temporarily dis abled at some tim e,” he said. Isenberg voted against funding the Lesbian and Gay Academ ic Union. He said he still feels they do not deserve student money. “ My constituents and my personal beliefs still say ‘no’ to funding the LG A U , even though the bylaw sm ay permit it,” he said. Isenberg urged students to become in volved and vote for candidates who will work on the issues and fight for their interests while not “ playing politics.” “ I hope students vote for me, but most of all I want them to vote from the heart for people they think will do a good job,” he said. MEXICAN MADNESS Shepherds V in t a g e & C o n te m p o r a r y Rural & Apache A c c e s s o r ie s 9 S h o e s . H a ts . G /o v e s • .J e w e lr y 9 R h in e s t o n e s . G la s s 0 e a d s 9 C o lle c tib le s 9 A n t iq u e s • 10-6 M on.-Fri. • 10-6 Sat. 722 S. 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H sttfr, éd irigim '0 ¡h is rii oe yenorn To anua Ic-fh&adnu adern oj sports__________ State Prs»» Page 15 Tuesday, April 7,1987 Sun Devil archers shooting for recognition By STEVE ADAMS State Prase The national title long has been a tradition for a team at ASU. In fa ct, 23 titles have gracedthe eampus in the past 10 years. The Sun Devil archery team is looking for another national title, as well as deserved recognition for an invisible sport. A SU has been showing again this year that all those past tides were not dukes, and that they are the team to beat in the nationals. Since January, the Sun Devils have only had two tournaments, but have shown some im pressive perform ances, according to coach Sheri Rhodes. “ We are starting out at a real good point and are making great strides,” Rhodes said. In A SU ’s first tournament, the InterMountain Invitational, both the men’s and women's teams took first place. The men ran away from the pack with 2,439 points, followed by Pim a College with 2,124 points. The story was much the sam e for the women, as the Sun Devils compiled 2,312 points with the next closest competitor, Pho enix Collège, mustering only 2,133. “ We played very well at this tournament,” Rhodes said . " It also helped us to work out some kinks and get up some confidence.” The men and women didn’t lack confidence in this competition, as the men swept the top seven spots and the women cleaned up the top three spots. The Sun Devils’ Jim Swanson was in the spotlight for the men, as he captured first place, while A SU ’s Becky Liggett captured the same honor for the women. “ These two players, as well as the whole team , have been playing very consistent,” Rhodes said. ~~ B i the ~Suit Devils* sec ond invitational at Phoenix College, the men again repeated as the champions, taking the top three spots. Swanson took home his second consecutive first-place finish. “ Jim has done a good job for us all year and he showed it in these past two tournaments,” Rhodes said. Andy M r ozi nskj/State Press ASU archery coach Sheri Rhodes, who was recently chosen as head coach fo r the U.S. Olym pic team , supervises practice. The team has won two indoor tournaments and Is preparing for outdoor action. On the women's side, the scores were not known because the tournament ran long and the Sun Devil women had to leave before all the scores were compiled. " I still don’t have the results and the com petition was two weeks ago,” Rhodes said. Despite not knowing the results, Rhodes is very confident about the team’s capabilities. “ We have done extremely well, consider ing that we have been practicing indoofs thus far,” she said. . , ASU archery coach to run Olympic team ASU took it to the outdoor fields last week, and Rhodes hopes that the team can continue to do as well considering all the variables they now need to take into account. “ We will improve much more by being out side,” Rhodes said. “ We will now get more shooting at long distances and we will have to adjust to more factors that you don’t encoun ter indoors, like the wind,” she said. Rhodes is also hoping that individuals will make strong showings in the regionals. The National Archery Association has selected ASU archery coach Sheri Rhodes as the head coach of the 1988 U .S. Olym pic team. “ I was very pleased and excited to be selected,” Rhodes said. “ The selection process is very tough.” Rhodes had applied for the position some months ago and had been waiting to hear what the final outcome would be. It was worth the wait, according to Rhodes, as she learned that she had beaten out another top coach from Pennsylvania. Being selected is a top honor, but not every coach is even eligible to apply for the highest distinction in sports. Rhodes had to demonstrate more than her coaching abilities at A SU . The selection committee requires past “ Our players normally do very well in that co m p etitio n and h o p e fu lly th at w ill continue,” Rhodes said. The next step for the players after this is making it to the Olym pics. “ It would be real nice to have some of my players on the Olym pic team I will be coach in g,” Rhodes said. ,ASU was competing in the Regionals in Colorado Springs at the time this edition of the State Press went to print. participation in NAA activities, as well as participation in training camps at the instructional level. “ I also had to have coached at past World Champion ships,” Rhodes said. In her 11th year at ASU, Rhodes has coached Sun Devil teams that have brought home 23 of 30 national titles in the past 10 years. ‘’We have had very successful years at ASU , ’ ’ Rhodes said. Though Rhodes will have a lot more work to do due to her selection, she said it will by no means interfere with her coaching duties for the Sun Devils. “ I’ll have to go observe in training camps, but it will not interfere,” Rhodes said. —STEVE ADAMS NBA playoffs draw near; does anybody care? NBA playoff time is once again just around the corner. Does anybody care? After a season of more than 8D games for 23; teams, seven squads have been eliminated and the other 16 are about to begin the only part of the season that matters. There are 12 m en on a team; multiplied by 23 teams, then m ultiplied by 80 games apiece, that adds up to 22,080 mangam es. I f the average game lasts 24hours, that’s 55,200 man hours (not even counting, coaches) devoted to the elimination of seven teams, Just 30.4 percent of the original field of 23. So what do a ll those numbers mean? It’s really pretty sim ple. A ll those numbers mean that any single regular-season gam e is the nearest thing to meaningless that a sporting event could possibly be. If each team is to play more than 80 gam es, any given game is so sm all a percentage of the season as to lose its importance. Now some m ay find this an unimportant fact, or even a favorable one. The longer season allows fans more gam es to enjoy, permits teams to have off nights without destroying their chances at the playoffs and gives an accurate estimation of the relative talents of each team . But mostly what it does is generate incredible numbers of fo iS S fe a S o S iS io K S S ^ B ob H e ile r Sports Editor to pay unheard-of salaries. Meanwhile, the fan — from whom all this revenue emanates —winds up watching a gam e that has exceedingly little bear ing in the large picture of the season. Rather than a pressure situation, a game where a win or a loss could make the differ ence between m aking the playoffs or heading to Bermuda for the off-season, the fan watches a contest that has so little influence on the whole season as to be insignificant. Not that games like that can’t be fun to watch. They can and are — especially when they contain athletes like M ichael Jo r dan or Larry Bird- But watching the NBA season is like strol ling through P V M ain —a lot of cosmetic beauty and not much substance. __________ ^M ^ . tion. Through the expansion of the season and playoff schedule — as well as through the addition of rules against zone defenses and the 24-second clock —the sport’s governing body has done everything in its power to castrate the game of basketball. What rem ains is a mere shell of the true sport —a showcase that is far more suited to the generation of highlight film s than to the entertainment of the true student of the game. And the most disturbing part of this syndrome is only begin ning. People have begun to talk about shortening the NCAA’s 45-second clock, and the college game has already suffered the addition of a three-point line so short as to discourage teams from developing a stronger inside game. A ll of the N BA’s damaging rule changes have the effect of moving the gam e to the perimeter, of eradicating the strong inside gam e, where the game of basketball might to be played. This is not to say that the sport holds no place for the perime ter shooter. The history of basketball has proven otherwise. But getting the ball inside has always been the major strategic challenge facing coaches and players. Any rule that makes that challenge a less important part of the game is damaging to the sport, and the NCAA should think the game of basketball as the world knows it. State Pics* Tuesday, April 7,1987 Page 16 Devils to face Antelopes; hopeful about playoffs By DAVE HODGES S tate Press With the Pacific-10 Conference Southern Division season halfway finished, the ASU baseball team finds itself with a good opportunity to make it to the NCAA playoffs in M ay. ASU continues its cross-town rivalry with N AIA defending national champion Grand Canyon College at 7 tonight at G CC (35th Avenue and Cam elback Road) in Phoenix. Coming off a weekend series sweep over the California Bears at Packard Stadium , the Sun Devils are tied for third place in the Six-Pac with Southern California. Each team sports identical 7-8 conference records, four games out of first place. Stanford (10-3) and U CLA (11-4) are tied for the conference lead, and Arizona (6-9) and Cal (2-11) round out fifth and sixth place. In other Six-Pac action over the weekend, Stanford beat U SC, two gam es to one, and Loyola Marymount’s nine-run n in th inning Sunday helped the Lions to a 16-11 come-frombehind defeat of Arizona, and a 2-1 series victory. ASU (21-18) plays host to U SC this weekend in a crucial three-game Six-Pac series. The winner of the series could have an inside track in the dash for a tournament berth. “ We’ve put ourselves back in the race,” ASU head coach Jim Brock said. “ But it m ay not be the race for first (in the Six-Pac). “ We’ll get in the playoffs any way we can. I don’t care how we d o it.’’ Southern C al swept ASU in an early-season Six-Pac series in Los Angeles. For the 17 ASU fans who brought the traditional brooms (to indicate a series sweep) to Packard Stadium Sunday, the Devils did not disappoint. In fact, it has been a rarity for ASU not to be involved in a Six-Pac sweep this season. In ASU’s series with the five Six-Pac opponents, the Devils were swept by U SC and Stanford and completed a sweep of Arizona and California. The only team the D evils did not sweep or get swept by was U CLA . The Bruins defeated ASU two gam es to one a t Packard Stadium. Turn to SASEBALL, paga 18. ■ Andy Mroxinskl/Slat. P rei. 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Country Club 827-1999 926-1100 State P ro s Page 17 Tuesday, April 7,1987 Strike back Umpires reach bargain with American, National leagues By The A ssociated Press NEW Y O R K — M ajor league umpires went to work on opening day Monday after their union reached a last-minute labor agreement with the Am erican and National Leagues. The four-year contract was finalized about 10 a.m . E D T , less than three hours before the opening pitch of the 1987 baseball season was thrown at Toronto. Both sides praised the deal, which must be ratified by the M ajor League Umpires Association. “ It’s a good and reasonable and fair contract,” said A . Bartlett Giam atti, president of the National League. “ We feel this agreement recognizes the great contributions umpires have made to the game of baseball,” said Richie Phillips, lawyer for the um pires’ Union. The agreem ent was reached after a 22- hour bargaining session. Participating in the talks were Giam atti, Phillips, Am erican League President Bobby Brown and Robert Kheel, negotiator for both leagues. Salary was the major sticking point in the negotiations. Under the old contract, which expired at the end of last season, umpires earned from $30,000 in their first year to $80,000 in their 25th year. Over the next three years, according to a source close to the negotiations, umpires will make from $40,000 in their first year to $100,000 in their 20th year. The final year of the contract calls for salaries ranging from $41,000 to $105,000. The source said umpires also will receive an increase in annual pension benefits (from $1,100 to $2,000); life insurance (from $250,000 to $450,000), and per diem payments (from $103 to $148). Earlier in the day, Phillips had advised umpires to report to work even if a new contract was not settled. The money pool for umpires who work postseason games was increased from $641,000 to $800,000, the source said. Richard Levin, a spokesman for baseball Commissioner Peter Ueberroth, said the commissioner was glad the agreement was reached before the opening games. “ For the first tim e in history, umpires’ compensation will be nearly commensurate with their contributions to the gam e,” Phillips said. He said umpires will vote next Monday on whether to accept the agreement. “ We were confident all along that things would work out, ” Levin said. M ajor league umpires have gone on strike three times in the past nine years. Substitute umpires worked a total of seven playoff games in 1984 during the last strike. Ueberroth helped resolve that strike, but was not involved in the latest negotiations. Paul Runge, head of the umpires’ union, said the negotiations went smoothly. “ There’s nothing but harmony to begin By The Associated Press Karl says patience key to getting into playoffs the season,” he said. “ There are no battle scars like in the past, which is really terrific for both sides.” The new contract also provides umpires with severance pay of from $30,000 to $100,000, depending on their experience. The previous contract did not include severance pay, the source said. OAKLAND, C alif. — When Coach George Karl says it took a lot of patience to get the Golden State Warriors into the National Basketball Association playoffs for the first time in 10 years, believe him. Consider that in Karl’s first season with the Warriors his leading scorer, forward Purvis Short, has missed much of the Season because of injuries. His top draft choice, Chris Washburn, was a washout, played poorly, showed up late for practices and finally went to a drug rehabilitation clinic. Karl wasn’t sure he wanted to keep center Jo e Barry Carroll at the start of the season and he had doubts about guard Chris Mullin. But through it all, the volatile K arl got the most out of his players. Turn to NBA, page 18. SO FT C O N T A C T LENSES FO R A S T IG M A T IS M M ake M oney Hand Over Fist Daily Wear (tinted & clear) Extended Wear Newest Gas Permeable Lenses C all fo r FREE C o n su ltatio n — and S pecial Low Fees Com plete Contact Lens Care • Fashion Eyewear D r. W . G . Am es 505 W. Ray Rd., Suite 3 Chandler, AZ 85224 821-2020 For A p p o in tm e n t ATTENTION ASU S p e cia l rates w / A S U I.D . Daytime rates M ,T ,T h ,F Í' i 75
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Ask about move-in specials. 968-5238. _______ _ 'T MISS out! At Terrace Road tm ents w e have tw o openings: a i tw o bedroom, tw o bath, and a ious one bedroom, one bath, idry facilities, beautiful pool, teous management, Vi block from pus, 950 S. Terrace Road. 966-8540. Personal Telephone Ads for Singles P H O E N IX • M E S A • T E M P E • S C O T T 3 P A L E 'EA SIEST AND M O ST PUN WAV TO M EET SOMEONE NEW NO MEMBERSHIP FEES NO 'COPE¡7 APS GET A HEAD START! HEAR ALL NEW APS EACH TIM E YOU CALL BACK! C u is in e o f In d ia FREE ANSWERING Experience Authentic Indian Food baked in our special clay oven imported from India. SERVICE FOR LAPIES 1 -9 7 6 -4 0 0 0 First Minuto 55S Ea Additional Minute 45S 2 0 ° fo O F F Dinner Entrees w/coupon All you can eat luncheon buffet $ 4 .5 0 H ours: M -F 1 1 :3 0 -2 :3 0 & 5 -1 0 • S at., Sun. 1 1 :3 0 -3 & 5 -1 0 CALL 371-8857 70 V W Bug. Good interior and exterior. Great running condition! Excellent stereo) . Red. $1400 OBO. 921-0852, T-Shirts $5 • Sweatshirts $10 A variety o f colors! S-M-L-XL Exp. 4-30-87. 2 4 HOORSI IBM Compatibles Lowest Prices 1984 SUBARU 4W D wagon, 61K m iles, gold In color, sunroof, PW, PS, PM, AM-FM stereo cassette, 4-speed, luggage rack, full digital dash, loaded. $6850 OBO . Call Eric, 829-3539. STATE PRESS CAUL ANYTIME RENT 1983 RENAULT LeCar. Excellent en gine. Excellent interior and exterior. Low m ileage. Silver. $2500 OBO. 894-6505. ' (leave message).________________ _ _ A U . PHONE NOMBERSI COM PUTERS FO R Autom obiles 79 OLDS diesel. 56K m iles, sun-roof, AM -FM cassette, com fortable, de pendable. Asking $2000. 921-0809 SU N 12-5 C h a n g in g H a n d s C A S H * C H EC K* VISA • M C Lynette. Keep trying!________ _________ JA N U S Academ ic Services 1705 14th St., #191 Boulder, CO 80302 ............................................................................. An Invitation to A SU Students thursday 3 p.m. friday 3 p.m. monday 3 p.m. tuesday 3 p.m. Wednesday p.m. 1980 PO NTIA C Sunbird, very good c o n d itio n , low m ileag e , A M -FM , sunroof, n ew ’ tires. $1800 OBO.- 4618326,965-7152.________ ______________ F in a n c ia l f/jI A id For H ig h er E d u catio n T E A C H IN G B A R T E N D E R S S IN C E 1474 monday tuesday Wednesday thursday Friday DEADLINE 1966 DODGE Polara. G reat condition, rebuilt 383 engine, 20 year classic. $900 OBO. Evenings, 986-3734._____________ ; ARIZONA SCHOOL OF PROFESSIONAL BARTENDERS And with the taste of victory champagne on his lips at San Antonio Sunday night a fte r a p layoffclinching 120-119 overtime victory over the Spurs, K arl said he felt gratitude to owner Jim Fitzgerald and director of player personnel Ja ck McMahon. “ One of the sm art tilings that Fitz and Ja ck McMahon pounded into my mind over the summer was, don’t make change for the sake of change,” K arl said. “ Our patience — and I ’m not saying I was the No. 1 leader re a lly p a id — has dividends.” . Short has had patience, too. Until now, he and center Jerom e Whitehead had been in the league longer than any other players who had not made the playoffs, missing out for eight straight years. “ When the buzzer went off, it was like the previous eight years just flashed before my eyes,” said Short, who sat out Sunday’s gam e with an in ju ry . “ A ll th e disappointments, the couple of years we cam e close to it and weren’t able to get over the hump, all those things just flashed before my eyes. “ When that buzzer sounded, the reality was we’re going to the playoffs, no m atter what happens ” SA T 10-6 In 1980 and 1976, Arizona won the national championship. Each tim e, ASU has come back to win the title in 1977 and 1981. Arizona won the national championship last year. state press LOSE VOUR PET? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIH IN IIIIU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIU IIIIIIIIIIU IIIIIIIIIIH IH |IU Iunm illlllllllllllllllllia ContbHMd from page 17. M -F 10-9 The Sun Devils have been absent from the tournament since 1984, when they finished fourth. ASU has not won the national championship since 1981. The STATE PRESS d is c la im s a ll re spon s ib ility fo r q u a lity and p ric e s o f g oo ds and services o ffe re d 1724 W. Main St.. Mesa • 844*1787 w ith m o rn in g new s d a ily The STATE State Pres» Tuesday, April 7,1987 F o r Rent o r Lease SUNRISE VILLA (Regency) Apart ments, 1617 E. Apache Blvd. Studios and one bedrooms. Furnished units, free utilities. Call 968-2616.____________ SUNSET VILLA Apartm ents, 1415 E. Apache Blvd. Studios, one and two bedrooms, Furnished units. Free utilities. Clean, quiet atmosphere. Call 8944)932.____________________________ WALK TO ASU, junior one bedroom, two bedroom. Adults, no pets. 1931 E. Lemon. Bel A ir Apartm ents, 968-2679, 933-4364. ___________ ____________ F o r S a le ^ „ 1973 M ERCURY M ontego Brougham, PS, PB, AC, A M -FM , good engine, new brakes, $ 5 7 5 0 8 0 . 9 8 8 8 4 6 2 . _________ DISKS, 3.5 inches, OS/DD, Fuji pack of 10 for $12.50. Call N ick at 9664291 after 2p.m . ________ FOREIGN STUDENT: Qet a job before you graduate and stay In US under new law. Send $19.95 for this step-by-step guide. Young & Co., PO Box 241090, Memphis, T N 38124-1090._____________ FOR SALE: Super tw in waterbed, new mattress, $50; Peugeot 10-speed, $75. 962-3856. ________ , OMEGA ENLARGER com plete with eisel and contact sheet equipm ent for $95. Call Nina, 829-7876._________ _ H e lp Wanted CORNER CAFE, new opening, counter positions and short order cook position open for breakfast and lunch. Now taking applications Monday through Wednesday, 8 a.m. to noon. 1725 W. University Dr., Suite I, Tempe. 9214)784. DANCERS, PHOENIX’S classiest want ed for strip-o-gram service. Short hours, excellent pay. Randy/Sheryl, 9 9 7 9 6 9 6 .________________ __________ YMCA SUMMER camp in Oracle (outside o f Tucson) is looking for summer staff. Salary plus room and board are provided. Available positions include specialist director, unit direc tors, counselors, horseback riding director and instructors, nurse, kitchen staff, maintenance staff, W SIs, busi ness manager and nature director. Call 1-884-0987 for information and ap plications or write: YM CA Triangle Y Ranch Camp, 516 N. 5th Ave, Tucson, AZ 85705. Director will be interviewing students on campus April 24. Contact Career Services office. DO YOU know 5 people who would like to drive a 1987 Grand Am for $25 a month? If you are aggressive, ambi tious and interested in this same opportunity for yourself, call 9663756 after 2 p.m. M-F. ______ EASY M ONEY collecting water sam ples door-to-door. N o selling! 2 coeds needed for East Valley areas. Call W aterpro, 957-1806, M-F, 9 9 . Hourly plus b o n u ses.____________________ FUN PART-TIME student job. Largest company of its kind In Southwest. Pleasant working conditions. Call, ask for Mr. Strickland, 921-9495.___________ JACQUE BO’TWAS Productions is seeking 8 exceptional and talented m ale and fem ale models with modem dancefjazz and/or acting. W e are not an agency. $20 per hour. Call Dwayne, 8463189.____________________________ PIONEER SPEAKERS. 100 watts, brand new, never used. M ust seH this week, moving to East Coast. W ill take $75 for the pair. 954 0627, hom e all day._______ M AR KET RESEARCH Interview ers wanted. Call 966 7816 between 9-noon or5-7 p.m. ______________________ WATERBED W IT H drawers, $125; twin bed, $30; m anual typewriter, $15. All ________________ like newl 3454)904. M O B ILE DISC jockeys: Part-time positions, m ale/fem ale. W e train. 9669896.____________________________ Furniture MOVING SA LE - All furniture m ust be sold (bed, kitchen, living room). Call 9549400. , _________ OATMEAL B E IG E couch, good conditlon, lust cleaned. $100 OBO. 894-6815. H e lp W anted 10 O PEN IN G S w orklng with public. Full and part-time available. $8.50 to start. Must be 17 and have car. Call between 11 to 2 ,8 2 0 8 7 5 4 . _______________ CLASSIFIEDS WORK. Use one today!! $7.50 HOUR. Southwest Carpet Cars needs part-time help cleaning com m ercial carp e ts. N o e x p e rie n c e necessary. M att, 9614175.____________ A IR L IN E S C R U I8 E L IN E S h irin g ! Summer. Career! Good pay. Travel. Call for guide, cassette, newsservice! (916)9444444 ext. 3. _________________ BUFFALO EXCH ANG E seeks FIT and P/T persons w ith eye for fashion. W ill train. W ork is w ith new and recycled clothing. Self-m otivation a must. Saturday and Sunday essential. Apply 227 W . University, Tam pa. M-F, 10 to 6 and Sunday, 12 to 5 .-______________ __ CAMP STAFF: m aleffem ale, 8 w eeks In Prescott, sum m er salary $8409720 plus room and board. Camp Firs, 1515 E. Osborn fid ., Phoenix, A Z 85014; 283-7725. Personal H e lp Wanted TYPISTS W ANTED immediately. Must be fast and accurate. Contact Student Employment Job # 8 6 2 9 J . ________ DANCERS WANTED: Good money In newly remodeled club, 815 N. Scottsdale Rd., after 6 p.m._____________ MODELS FO R hair stylist needed. Jaya’s at The Hilton, 827-1691.________ NO W H IR IN G . in our East Valley location: Hard working, neat appearing Individuals. $8.95 starting. For Intervlew call 8 a.m.-12 p.m., 9695979. PHOTOGRAPHERS- ARE you Inter ested In doing freelance work for corporations? Earn $ 5 0 + per hour. Part o r full tim e. Free details. Send SASE, J& B Photo, PO Box 1991, Elyria, Ohio 4 4 0 3 6 _______________ ____ S E C U R IT Y GUARDS: Im m e d ia te openings weekends and part-time nights. M ust be 21, high school education, transportation and no arrest record. 991-1972. Apply at Guardsmark Security, 8687 E. V ia de Ventura, Scottsdale. ______ STUDENTS EARN $6 to $10 per hour. Leads make our telem arketing easier. 4:30-9:00, M-F. South Scottsdale'office Is close to campus. 9474)508. WANTED: PART-TIME and overnight babysitters. Must have own transpor tation. Over 19. Call 438-1099. ________________ •Adult Messages •Introductions •Personals •Rendezvous •Fantasy REWARD FOR info on lost 3. month Golden Lab puppy. Answers to “ M ickey", with black collar. Please call 967-0023. W EN DY M. Wiley: Looking for your ID card? You can pick it up at the State Press, M atthews Center basement. M iscellaneous "STOP FLEECING God’s Flock" bump er sticker, $3: Cope, PO Box 562, Mesa, AZ 85204. M otorcycles UNCENSORED INSTANTLY UPDATED NANCY, O H happy day! Tw o months with you and healthy too! Let’s celebrate! Mike. NEW CREDIT card! N o one refused Visa/Mastercard. Call 1-619-565-1522 ext. C23AZ. 24 hours.________ _____ A Little Romance? 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Many extras. Near ASU Research Park, M cClintock and Chandler Blvd. Prefer FHA financing. $61,800.899-7054. PAPAGO PARK • College/Curry. Bike to ASU. Tw o level condo, vaulted ceilings. Approximately 1135 square feet. Two bedroom, tw o bath, appliances in cluded, tile entry, pastel colors. $78,500. assume or refinance low down FHA loan. By owner/Realty Executives. Principles only. Call 948^871._________ MALE, FEMALE nonsmoker to share new 2 level condo. 2 bedroom, 216 bath, fireplace, vaulted c eilin g s , washer, dryer, micro. $375 m onth plus 16 .utilities. Available June 1st. Call 968-1074. O N E OR tw o nonsmoking fem ales to live in Papago I apartment second session sum m er school. Call Karrie, 968-5340._________ * " __________ NEWLY FO RM ED com pany seeks beautiful m odels and photographer for calendar project. Guaranteed expos u re . C a ll 9 4 7 -0 9 8 0 , M ondayWednesday, 9 a.m.-noon. Take a chance? • ____________ _ _____ ATTENTION: YOU were at Duds-n-Suds Thursday night (4-2); a phenomenally cute blonde with a ribbon in your hair. I wore a maroon t-shirt and caught your eye several tim es while you folded your clothes. Let’s rendezvous at the fountain tomorrow at 12:30 to explore possibility of a night on the town.______ LOW, LOW CTM- Less than $4000 to assumable FH A loan. No qualifying. Ideal for ASU student. Extra sharp 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse. Owner transferring. Ned Kircher, 831-1010, Realty Executives.___________ ________ FREE UTILITIES- Private room in huge house with washer, dryer, dishwasher, m ic ro w ave , VCR, m uch m ore. $225/month. Al o r Sheri, 829-7166. •A ll phone numbers No membership fees 7 Accent W ith Balloons 954-5152 Roommate wanted 554 per minute \ For team reservation, call 784-8527/921-9884 One Dozen Delivered Any Occasion FEMALE NONSMOKER: Share 3 bed room, 2 bath townhouse 1 m ile to ASU. $ 2 0 0 + Vs utilities. Pebble, 966-4362 SCOOTER FOR sale. Aero 80, 1984. Great transportation. Call 968-9503. $400. 3/men 3 /women $6 per team BALLOON BOUQUETS $10 G OVERNM ENT HOM ES from $1 (U repair). Delinquent tax property. Call 1-619-565-1657 Ext. H23AZ for current repo list._____ _______________________ MARGO, SENO R Frogs is aw aiting a purple appearance? Could it be on April 14? HONDA SPREE scooter. Black, very sharp '85. 400 miles, perfect condition. 837-1905, ask for Dawn._______________ A p ril 1 1 ,1 9 8 7 D a le y Park RESEARCH ASSISTANCE. Largest library o f Inform ation in U.S. - all areas. Toll-free hot-line: 1-800-351-0222. 1979 14x64 Country Squire. 2 bedroom, 116 bath, split floor plan. Too many upgrades to list. $19,500. Call after 3 p.m. 844-2507. ___________________ 85 HO ND A Elite, brand new condition, $900 OBO. Call Mark, 9684539. (Under warranty.) ____________________ * O n Cam pus SINGLE? CALL Cupid’s Heartline at $.60 per minute. Listen to personal ads, then leave your own. W e don’t code ___________________ ads. 1-976-1000. R eal Estate IT S O N the m all, it’s In the dorms, you can’t escape it, G reek W eek 1987. 965-7572 Services VISA CARD. Unbelievable: Everyone accepted regardless of credit history. Establish credit limit $500-$5000. A ls o . opportunity to earn extra income through our marketing plan. 948-0938, 832-0086. TELEPH O N E B U LLETIN BOARD 95C p e r m in u te ADOPTION: W ARM, sensitive academ ic couple wishes to welcom e infant to our loving home. Expenses paid. Legal and confidential. Call collect, 607-2776262._________ •' ________ C1M7 Domino's P isa, ine. APPLICATIONS FOR R.E.A.C.H. staff now ava ilable. Looking for e n thusiastic, m otivated people with good leadership skills._____________________ 1-976-6600 ADS ARE FREE EVERYDAY! W e limit them to 20 words and run them for tw o days. Just call the STATE PRESS classified department, Personal THETAS: JACUZZI-A-THON starts in a week! Study now, because w e won’t study then! APEs.____________________ A-PHI H E ID I, thanks for being such a great room m ate, and best o f all, my friend I Christine. __________ L o s t 8* Found Personal Domino's Pizza, the world’s largest pizza delivery company, is now hiring delivery drivers. If you are 18 years old, have a valid driver's license, automobile insurance, a good driving record, and access to a car, you can: • Make an average of $6-$8 an hour. • Enjoy the freedom of being on the road. '• Work flexible hours. • Be part of the excitement of the world’s fastest-growing pizza delivery company. APPLY AT: 903 S. Rural Road 930 W. Broadway After 11:00 a.m. daily l ARIZO N A ’S HOTTEST LIVE PARTY LINE $.95, fifst m inute $.45, each additional minute AEROBICS CERTIFICATION workshop by National Aerobics Training As sociation weekend of April 11 at ASU. 963-9415. _______ ~__________ . f^SBHESranBHanaS9EBBBBHBBBBaQBBB8aaBBEaEEaSS62 TH E DEVIL House is now accepting applications for bar backs. No ex perience necessary. M ust be 21 years o f age. Apply In person at 430 N. Scottsdale Rd. between 11 and 5 ,: T u e s d a y - F r l d a y . ___________ Tem pe. 1-976-TALK Instruction SUM M ER A N D fall employment as KAET-TV production assistant. Must be available weekday afternoons and evenings. .Applications available In KAET-TV lobby. 9659810._____________; TH E LOOP, a new fast food concept In a totally authentic setting of yesteryear Chicago. Full, part-time, male or fem ale positions. Apply 2 9 p.m. daily. S W com er o f Lemon and Terrace, Page 19 PREGNANT? C O NSID ER adoption. W e may . be able to help w ith housing and m edical expenses. For pressure-free counseling at no charge, call South west Adoption Center, Inc., 602-2342229 o r 1-800423-2229. O W N BEDROOM, own bathroom, pool, washer, dryer, carport, 15 m inutes from campus. $250, V i utilities. 921-1879. RESPONSIBLE FEMALE roommate wanted for 2 bedroom, 2 bath furnished apartment 1 m ile west of campus. Jacuzzi, laundry. $250 month plus 16 utilities. Call Jackie, 967-1825 or Tammy, 921-9090. ________________ ROOMMATE WANTED: N ice house, spa, cable TV, approximately 4 miles from ASU. $180 month. 431-0602. Givo tho bars a brook! SHARE PRIVATE Gilbert home. Prefer quiet nonsmoker. Negotiable rent. Catherine, 892-9074,__________________ Recontad Paraanal Dating Ada Services____________ BUYER BEWARE;! Many private com panies charge a fee for computer assisted searches for scholarship and grant programs. ASU does not endorse any product or service. These services are not connected to any University (including federal or state) financial aid programs.___________________________ lo tlatt and Meat Fun W oy to Meat Someone N o w . . . ★ ★ ★ FINA NC IA L A ID is available. Nation wide computer matching program guarantees results. For details, write JAS, 1705 14th St., #191, Boulder, CO 80302.___________________________ ’___ N o Membership Fees No 'Coded' Ads All Phone Numbers! 1- 976-4000 HAVE UNW ANTED facial or body hair removed perm anently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 829-7829. ___________ _ First Min 5 5 4 /E a Adtfl Min 484 Rr— i-A tU rHstmlm tetideVied» y«VN be aMe te piece year ewnl coll 24 Hours! R.E.A.C.H., students helping students. Accepting applications fo r spring semester. Deadline April 15. Student Life, MU, 965-2255._________ __________ SAL, M A Z was great! W here are you? Let’s share another taxi. I'm at work. Cathy. ! ______ •______■ : • - SANTA: HAPPY late B-day. Thenx for being a great mom! Your beautiful alive , E l i . ___________________________ TIFF- SO M E roses are red, m y rose is white. I want you to share it w ith m e on a warm April night. Love Beep-Beep. TKE’S PAT, M arc, Anthony, Jam es and Frank: Your nerves are shot, but you made it through! W ith “ H im ie’’ as hegemon aqd one hell of a prank, the AM s ta tu s is over fo r you! Congratulations! Vered. m mrail * mn-aws ■ t ier. OYbra »* INCO M E TAX - accounting. Over 9 years prior experience working fo r IRS. Bob Soper, CPA. Phone 946-9192. THE WRITE TYPE You write it. we type it! •Term Papers •Resumes •Spelling/Gram m ar Checked •D isk Storage •Typeset Quality THREE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS CALL NOW 693-0738 CLASSIFIEDS DO IT. TH E M ARGARITAViLLE Duo plays Jim my Buffett's m usic for your party. Rick W heeler, 867-0259 o r 867-9317. TIRED O F the ASU financial aid office and government red tape? Call a counselor at Academ ic Financial Services, 967-8611.______ W RITING HELP. W ill edit papers, write resumes. $1(Vhour negotiable. B.A. in English. Jane, 987-3202._______ ' Transportation ATTENTION: FREE cars to all major cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Driveaway, 277-9979. _________ ____________ CARS AVAILABLE • 21 or older. All ______ States Drive-away, 992-5200. Travel 2 ROUND-TRIP TW A tickets from Phoenix to Cleveland April 18-27. $396. Call 899-9583 after 4 p.m.________ , ROUND-TRIP TO D e nver Friday, 8 p.m. Return Monday. $128 OBO. Contact Andy, 966-8252 (leave message). Typing______________ 438-9202. O UR com puter checks your spelling, punctuation and grammar^ Editing help available. Costs a little more, but your grade is worth it. APA, M LA mem ber. ______________ ' A-1 PR O FIC IEN T typing. IBM Selectric. Loraine, 833-8365. At University and Dopson in Mesa. ____________________ A-1 RESUMES professionally written and printed. Your resume is their first impression. W ord processing also available. 968-4870.______ AAA W ORD Processing Service. Quick, guaranteed, professional services. Reasonable fees. Rush jobs ok. Color graphic services available. Ron, 8335532, or leave message. ____________ ALWAYS AVAILABLE fo r typing. Call ___________ _ Susan at 833-0373. CALL ME fo r fast, accurate, quality service at com petitive prices. Close to ASU. 966-2186. • , WORD PROCESSING LASER QUALITY CAMPUS LOCATION Across from Cannery Row 829-7473 WORD-UNKI CEREUS W O R D Processing. Quality g u a ra n te e d . T erm pap ers, d is sertations, theses, form letters, re sumes, Dictaphone, weekends. 9477798. __________________________ FORMER ASU staffers! W ord Process ing. Experience with APA, MLA and other formats for dissertations, theses, term , and research papers. Rates quoted. Mem bers NASS. Call Donna or Joan, 945-6302 or 947-0402._______ _ LETTER PERFECT W ord Processing. Rush Jobs no problem. Dissertations, term papers, resumes, theses. Quality! 839-9103. 'N O R THW ES T PHOENIX. Typing, word processing, term, theses, resumes, cover letters. Professional, fast, and accurate. 439-1434. _____________ PROFESSIONAL W OR D processingreports, theses, resumes, etc. Busi ness, legal, engineering experience. Rush jobs okay. 945-0058.________ • PROFESSIONAL TYPIN G service- Term papers, theses, etc. Low rates, quick turnaround. Pat M ottet, 897-1832.______ TH E PAPERWORKS- Thesis, report and resume typing. IBM com patible word processing. Near ASU. 921-9575._______ TYPING, EXPERIENCED secretary with own word processor. 6 years legal experience for term papers; legal memorandum; theses; dissertations. Phone dictation and scientific notation available, rush jobs welcome. Call Susan, 279-6897. W O R D CENTER: Secretarial service. 507 E University, Mesa, 964-7034. 20% off first tim e custom ers. __________ W ORD PROCESSING, secretarial ser vices. 23 years experience. Student discount. S W com er, M iller and Chaparral. 994-8145.__________________ W O R D PROCESSING- Theses, term papers, etc. 32 years experience. $1.25 double spaced page. Marian, 839 4269.. W O R D PROCESSING- Manuscripts, legal docum ents, resum es, term papers, and theses. Close to ASU. I & 8 8 6 4 ---------— --------- ----- — — ------ * | Page 20 Tuesday, April 7,1987